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Noah: THIS IS SERIOUS, REX.
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I'M TALKING LIFE-AND-DEATH STUFF
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HERE.
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Rex: YOU'RE TALKING TABLE
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TENNIS, NOAH.
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Noah: OH, NOT JUST ANY TABLE
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TENNIS, REX-- CHAMPIONSHIP
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TABLE TENNIS.
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WE COULD WIN THE GOLDEN PADDLE.
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BUT MY LAST THREE PARTNERS HAVE
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BEEN INJURED IN MATCHES AGAINST
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EAST SIDE HIGH'S STAR PLAYER.
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Rex: WHAT DID THEY DO?
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SPRAIN THEIR PINKIES?
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Noah: THEIR PINKIES WERE THE
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ONLY THINGS THAT DIDN'T GET
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HURT.
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Rex: OKAY, NOW I'M
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INTERESTED.
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Noah: AWESOME!
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TWO THINGS, REX-- FIRST, IF YOU
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DECIDE TO PLAY, YOU'VE GOT TO
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ENROLL IN SCHOOL.
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[ GRUNTING, BALL BOUNCING ]
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AND SECOND, IN ORDER TO WIN THE
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STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, WE'RE GONNA
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HAVE TO BEAT...THEM.
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[ BOTH PANTING ]
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Both: WHO'S NEXT?!
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Rex: HUH?
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OH, I AM SO IN.
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Noah: YEAH!
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♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE
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REVOLUTION ♪
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♪ MAKE WAY
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♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT
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♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE
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REVOLUTION ♪
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♪ SO MAKE WAY
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♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE
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REVOLUTION ♪
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♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE
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REVOLUTION ♪
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♪ SO MAKE WAY
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Noah: OKAY, HERE'S YOUR
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STORY.
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YOU'RE A TRANSFER STUDENT FROM
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ALBUQUERQUE...
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Rex: THANKS, I--
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Noah: ...WHERE YOU WERE
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CAPTAIN OF THE STATE-CHAMPION
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TABLE-TENNIS TEAM.
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I GOT YOU IN ALL THE EASY
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CLASSES EXCEPT FOR ONE.
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THE ONLY MATH CLASS OPEN WAS
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TRIG, WHICH COULD BE A PROBLEM.
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Rex: ACTUALLY, I--
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Noah: YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP A
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PASSING AVERAGE TO PLAY, SO JUST
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ATTEND ALL YOUR CLASSES AND PRAY
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THAT THERE'S NO POP QUIZZES FOR
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THE WEEK YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE.
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YOU GOT ALL THAT?
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GREAT. HERE WE ARE.
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READY FOR SOME PRACTICE?
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PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS,
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KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, AND WALK
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FAST.
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Rex: WHAT'S THE SHIRT FOR?
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ WOMEN SCREAMING ]
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WHOA!
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Noah: YEAH.
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PEOPLE AROUND HERE TAKE THIS
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GAME PRETTY SERIOUSLY.
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Rex: I DON'T GET THIS MUCH
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RESPECT WHEN I SAVE THE WORLD.
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Noah: WHAT CAN I SAY, MAN?
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IT'S TABLE-TENNIS SEASON.
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IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU
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ON BOARD, SON.
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HEARD GREAT THINGS ABOUT YOU.
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I, UH, DO HAVE SOME QUESTIONS
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ABOUT YOUR TRANSCRIPTS, THOUGH.
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Noah: PRINCIPAL ROTHBERGER.
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I, UH, TRIED CALLING THIS
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PRINCIPAL HAHA FROM YOUR
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PREVIOUS SCHOOL.
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Noah: HE'S REALLY GOOD AT THE
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GAME, SIR.
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REALLY?
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GOOD ENOUGH TO STAND UP TO OUR
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PROBLEM AT EAST SIDE?
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WRISTS LOOK A LITTLE SKINNY.
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YOU GOT TO HAVE POWERFUL WRISTS
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TO GET A GOOD BACKSPIN.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Rex: 7,500 HORSES POWERFUL
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ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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WELL, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE
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IN ORDER, SON.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Noah: IT'S JUST LIKE REGULAR
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TENNIS.
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YOU WORK WITH YOUR PARTNER, SET
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UP THE SHOT, THEN...
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OR YOU COULD JUST DO THAT.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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[ SPLASH, SQUISHING ]
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ANYTHING FOR OUR CHAMPIONS.
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Rex: I CAN GET USED TO THIS.
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Noah: [ GASPS ]
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OF COURSE, IF YOU DON'T WIN
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THE CHAMPIONSHIP, YOU'RE A DEAD
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MAN.
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Noah: NO PRESSURE OR
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ANYTHING.
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THAT'S MR. BUCHINER'S TRIG
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CLASS.
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THE GUY'S LOVE FOR TRIANGLES IS
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A LITTLE UNNATURAL.
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[ GASPS ]
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MR. NIXON.
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SO, THIS IS THE NEW TABLE-TENNIS
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WHIZ.
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WELL, TRIGONOMETRY MAY NOT GET
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YOU THE LADIES THE WAY THAT
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SO-CALLED SPORT DOES, BUT
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CONSIDER THIS-- WITHOUT
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TRIGONOMETRY, THERE WOULD BE NO
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TABLE TENNIS.
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Rex: OKAY. SURE.
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NICE SUIT, BY THE WAY.
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IS HE THE SIXTH-DEADLIEST
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TEACHER ON THE PLANET OR
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SOMETHING?
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Noah: THERE ARE SOME PRETTY
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GOOD PLAYERS AT THE OTHER
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SCHOOLS-- ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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IT WON'T BE FAIR TO USE YOUR EVO
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POWERS ON NORMAL KIDS.
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Rex: BUT WHEN WE GO UP
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AGAINST THE TWINS...
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HYAH!
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GAME OVER.
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[ SIZZLING ]
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Noah: WOW.
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AAH. [ GASPS ]
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Rex: HEY!
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[ PANTING ]
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Rex: DROP THE WEAPON!
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IT'S NOT A WEAPON!
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[ WHIRRING ]
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IT'S A CAMERA.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
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EAST SIDE HIGH.
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PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
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Rex: YOU'RE A SPY?!
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FOR TABLE TENNIS?!
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PLEASE DON'T BREAK IT!
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THAT'S MY DAD'S CAMERA!
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Rex: GET OUT OF HERE!
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WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
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Noah: SEE YOU AT THE MATCH
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SATURDAY.
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BRING YOUR CAMERA.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE
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SOME ACTUAL COMPETITION, BOYS.
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[ BOTH GROWL ]
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[ PANTING ]
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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[ PANTING ]
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Rex: SCHOOL'S ACTUALLY A
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PRETTY COOL DEAL.
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HOME EC ROCKS!
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I GOT A C-PLUS ON MY CAKE.
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Noah: UH, THAT'S...GREAT.
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Rex: I GET TO HANG AROUND
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OTHER KIDS, I'M LEARNING ALL
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SORTS OF INTERESTING THINGS, AND
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THERE'S NO EVO MONSTERS TRYING
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TO POUND MY FACE INTO THE
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GROUND.
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Noah: GLAD YOU'RE HAVING SUCH
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A GOOD TIME, BECAUSE YOUR NEXT
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CLASS IS NO PIECE OF CAKE.
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HATE TO LEAVE YOU TO THE WOLVES,
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BUDDY, BUT I'M PRECALCULOUS.
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THE EXCITEMENT OF TRIG WAS LAST
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SEMESTER FOR ME.
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Rex: NO PROBLEMA.
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I PERFECTED THE ART OF
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PRETENDING TO BE AWAKE DURING
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ALL THOSE BORING PROVIDENCE
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BRIEFINGS.
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Noah: JUST HOPE BUCHINER
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DOESN'T SPRING A...
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[ SCREECH! ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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POP QUIZ?!
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WHAT?!
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WHAT THE DEVIL IS BUCHINER
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THINKING?!
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THIS COULD BE A TABLE-TENNIS
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KILLER!
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Noah: WE ARE SO HOSED.
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ANY WORD?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A COTANGENT
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AND A COSECANT?
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MY BRAIN HURTS.
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Noah: WE ARE SO TOTALLY
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HOSED.
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Rex: HEY, NOAH.
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WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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Noah: THE QUIZ?
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Rex: OH, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST
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TRIG.
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Noah: JUST TRIG?
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HOW DID HE DO?
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IT SEEMS IN ADDITION TO TABLE
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TENNIS, WE HAVE A TRIGONOMETRY
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PRODIGY IN OUR MIDST.
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98%.
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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Noah: YOU? HOW?
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DID YOUR NANITES HELP YOU?
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Rex: IT'S JUST TRAJECTORIES
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AND HORIZON LINES, LIKE AIMING
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MY SLAM CANNON.
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Noah: ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU
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PASSED.
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YOU'RE STILL ON THE TEAM!
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND ONE
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WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, AS
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THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP
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TABLE-TENNIS TOURNAMENT GETS
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UNDER WAY.
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WE'LL BE COVERING EVERY BALL
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BOUNCE AND PADDLE SMACK OF THIS
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EXCITING EVENT, SO GET READY FOR
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SOME ACTION.
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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Rex: ALL THIS FOR TABLE
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TENNIS?
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Noah: I KNOW. ISN'T IT GREAT?
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THIS IS AN ELIMINATION
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TOURNAMENT, TWO TABLES AT A
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TIME, WINNERS MOVE UP IN THE
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RANKS TO THE FINAL SHOWDOWN.
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Rex: YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE
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THE WILD WEST.
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Noah: I THINK YOU'RE FINALLY
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GETTING IT.
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HEY, FOUND A NEW PARTNER?
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YOU'RE NEXT.
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DON'T MIND THE BOYS.
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THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE
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ENTHUSIASTIC.
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MAY THE BEST...TEAM WIN.
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Noah: THOSE GUYS SHOULD GET A
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TROPHY FOR GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP.
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Rex: NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN
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PUTTING A BEATDOWN ON A BULLY.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
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Noah: DUDE, SAVE IT FOR THE
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FINAL.
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[ BEEP ]
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Rex: HUH?
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THIS ISN'T ME.
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SOMETHING'S MESSING WITH MY
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NANITES.
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Noah: REX, YOUR HAND.
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Rex: DUH, MY HAND.
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Noah: NO, YOUR OTHER HAND.
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Rex: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING
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ME.
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THAT SLEAZEBALL COACH JUST TRIED
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TO JUICE ME.
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NICE TRY, BUDDY!
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WE'LL DEAL WITH HIM LATER.
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LET'S JUST FOCUS ON WINNING.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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[ BOTH GROWL ]
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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AAH!
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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BACKHAND! BACKHAND!
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YOU'RE BEING TOO EASY ON THEM!
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GO FOR THE KILL!
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[ CROWD GROANS ]
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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Rex: YEAH!
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UMPIRE, ARE YOU BLIND?!
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BEN FRANKLIN FOULED!
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MATCH TO THE C-NOTES.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
303
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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FINAL MATCH-- EAST SIDE EVOS
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VERSUS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
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C-NOTES.
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YOU'LL NEVER BEAT THOSE GUYS
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PLAYING LIKE THAT.
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GABRIEL, YOU MISSED THAT DROP
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SHOT.
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MICHAEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU USE A
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LOOP KILL AFTER THE SECOND
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SERVICE?
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YOU BOYS GOING EVO WAS THE
315
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GREATEST GIFT TO TABLE TENNIS
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I'VE EVER SEEN.
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I HATE WATCHING YOU WASTE IT.
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WE DIDN'T ASK FOR IT.
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GABE.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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IT-- IT WOULD JUST BE NICE
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TO DO NORMAL THINGS, YOU KNOW,
323
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AND HAVE FRIENDS.
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FRIENDS?
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TABLE TENNIS IS WHAT YOU DO, AND
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YOU DO IT BETTER THAN ANYONE
327
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ELSE.
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WHEN YOU'RE A CHAMPION, NOTHING
329
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ELSE MATTERS.
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YES, DAD.
331
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WHEN YOU INSPIRE FEAR AND
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RESPECT, YOU DON'T NEED FRIENDS.
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I PROMISE I'LL DO MY BEST.
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ME TOO, DAD.
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YOU BETTER, BOYS.
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NOW GO OUT THERE AND BE A
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CHAMPION...OR CHAMPIONS OR
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WHATEVER THE HECK YOU ARE.
339
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[ BOTH GROWL ]
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Noah: IF YOU'RE TRYING TO
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PSYCHE ME OUT WITH YOUR CREEPY
342
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DOUBLE STINK EYE, YOU'RE WASTING
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YOUR TIME.
344
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[ CRACKING ]
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OKAY, NOW, THAT CREEPS ME OUT.
346
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
347
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POINT!
348
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OUR POINT, LOSER.
349
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Noah: OH, IT IS SO ON!
350
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
351
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[ CROWD BOOS ]
352
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
353
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[ CROWD BOOS ]
354
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ CROWD BOOS ]
356
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Noah: [ GROANS ]
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Rex: [ GROANS ]
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
359
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AW, DID YOU BREAK YOUR
360
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:06,820
PADDLE?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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HOPE YOU BROUGHT A SPARE.
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Rex: AS A MATTER OF FACT, I
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DID.
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AAH! YOUR SERVE!
366
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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HEY, THAT'S NOT REGULATION.
368
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Noah: I THINK WE THREW OUT
369
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THE RULEBOOK A WHILE AGO.
370
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I'LL ALLOW IT. PLAY BALL.
371
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
372
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
374
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:14,254
TIME TO TAKE HOME THE GOLD.
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[ BEEPING ]
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00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,428
[ BOTH STRAINING ]
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[ BOTH GROWL ]
378
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Rex: WHOA.
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Noah: DOUBLE WHOA.
380
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,334
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
381
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SERVE THE BALL!
382
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,503
[ GROWLS ]
383
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,505
[ BOTH GROWL ]
384
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,174
POINT TO EAST SIDE HIGH.
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00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,375
MATCH POINT!
386
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,418
[ BOTH GROWL ]
387
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,920
[ ALL GASP ]
388
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,255
Rex: GUYS, LOOK WHAT'S
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HAPPENING TO YOU.
390
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YOU'VE BEEN JUICED.
391
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I FEEL GREAT!
392
00:14:53,293 --> 00:15:03,370
[ BOTH GROWL ]
393
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:08,708
Noah: [ GRUNTS ]
394
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,544
Rex: [ GROWLS ]
395
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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POINT TO THE C-NOTES.
397
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:20,220
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
398
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YOU BOYS ARE WORTHLESS!
399
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,394
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE, BOYS?
400
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,196
[ GROWLS ]
401
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,072
[ BOTH GROWL ]
402
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,207
Noah: UH, REX?
403
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,142
Rex: GUYS, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
404
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GOING THROUGH.
405
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:43,977
JUST LET ME--
406
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,480
[ BOTH GROWL ]
407
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,950
[ GROWLS ]
408
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,560
FOUL-- MULTIPLE BALLS IN
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PLAY.
410
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,730
[ GROWLS ]
411
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,199
[ GRUNTS ]
412
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,508
[ BOTH GROWL ]
413
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,585
Rex: THAT'S ENOUGH!
414
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,454
YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOMEONE.
415
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,622
[ GROWLS ]
416
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,959
GOOD IDEA.
417
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:37,630
Both: YOU FIRST.
418
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:41,268
Rex: [ SCREAMS ]
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00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,144
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
420
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,679
GO AFTER THE SHOT.
421
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,913
[ BOTH GROWL ]
422
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:58,418
Rex: HEY!
423
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,387
Noah: YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO
424
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,422
WORK ON YOUR PARENTING SKILLS.
425
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,391
HEY, CHAMP, THIS BETTER END
426
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,726
IN A WIN.
427
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:11,731
[ BOTH GROWL ]
428
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,700
Rex: WE'RE NOT PLAYING TABLE
429
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,235
TENNIS ANYMORE, ARE WE?
430
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,037
[ BOTH GROWLING ]
431
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,878
[ SIGHS ] IMBECILES.
432
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,780
I WISH THE EARTH WOULD OPEN AND
433
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:33,286
SWALLOW THEIR SUBSTANDARD TESTS.
434
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:37,124
I SHOULD HAVE WISHED FOR A PONY.
435
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:37,590
AAH!
436
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,192
REX, THETA EQUALS THE ARC
437
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,027
TANGENT OF "B" SQUARED PLUS OR
438
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,929
MINUS THE SQUARE ROOT OF "B" TO
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00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,564
THE 4th MINUS "G" TIMES GX
440
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,299
SQUARED PLUS YV SQUARED OVER
441
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:46,766
"G"!
442
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:51,604
Rex: GOT IT!
443
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,040
IN OTHER WORDS, STOMP THEN
444
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:54,907
SMACK.
445
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,745
GOOD THINKING, MR. B.
446
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,079
WELL, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T
447
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,514
LIKE TABLE TENNIS DOESN'T MEAN
448
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,849
I'M A JERK.
449
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:07,687
[ SCREAMS ]
450
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:13,526
Rex: YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT!
451
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,828
HUH?
452
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,434
SO, WHERE IS YOUR HOTSHOT
453
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,235
TEAMMATE?
454
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,636
WHERE'S OUR TROPHY?
455
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,504
WHERE'S--
456
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,638
[ ALL GASP ]
457
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,350
[ ALL GASP ]
458
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,852
[ THUD, CRACKING ]
459
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,522
Noah: LOOK OUT!
460
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,323
AAH!
461
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,658
WIN OR LOSE, DUDE, WE'RE COOL!
462
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,829
WE'RE COOL!
463
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,499
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO WON.
464
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:56,503
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
465
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SMACK HIM!
466
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,071
YOU CALL THAT FIGHTING?!
467
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,573
Noah: DUDE, A LITTLE
468
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,841
PERSPECTIVE HERE.
469
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,109
[ BOTH GROWL ]
470
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,244
[ GASPS ]
471
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,078
YOU!
472
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,079
[ GASPS ]
473
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,917
ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!
474
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,552
Rex: ENOUGH!
475
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,599
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
476
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,335
Rex: WISH I COULD CURE YOU
477
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,203
ALL THE WAY, BUT THAT'S ALL I'VE
478
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:30,903
GOT.
479
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,038
IT'S OKAY.
480
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,807
I DON'T THINK YOU ENTIRELY KNEW
481
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,142
WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
482
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,478
BUT YOU.
483
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,012
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
484
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,048
JUST TRYING TO DO WHAT'S BEST
485
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,217
FOR MY SON...SONS...WHATEVER.
486
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,052
Noah: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT
487
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:46,819
THEY WANT?
488
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,421
WHAT A STUPID QUESTION.
489
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,056
THEY WANT TO BE CHAMPIONS.
490
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:50,923
RIGHT, BOYS?
491
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,859
ACTUALLY, DAD-- I-I MEAN,
492
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,593
COACH...
493
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,428
WE'VE ALWAYS HATED TABLE
494
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,095
TENNIS.
495
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,764
WHAT WE REALLY WANT TO PLAY...
496
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:58,798
IS PIANO.
497
00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,832
PIANO?
498
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,734
WE'RE NOT KIDDING.
499
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,703
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING?
500
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,337
MM.
501
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,240
YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE COMPETITIONS
502
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:07,807
FOR THAT.
503
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,175
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU THE BEST
504
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,610
TEACHERS THERE ARE, AND YOU'RE
505
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,078
GONNA WIN GOLD RECORDS AND MAKE
506
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,212
ME PROUD.
507
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,559
YOUNG MAN, AFTER WITNESSING
508
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,127
THE DESTRUCTION YOU CAUSED...
509
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,195
Rex: I CAUSED?!
510
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,797
...I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO
511
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,098
DISQUALIFY YOU FROM THE
512
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:32,832
TOURNAMENT.
513
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,501
AND EXPEL YOU FROM THIS HIGH
514
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:35,735
SCHOOL FOREVER.
515
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,937
AND I'M GONNA HAVE A WORD WITH
516
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:42,942
THAT PRINCIPAL HAHA.
517
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,911
Noah: [ GASPS ] OH, MAN.
518
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,279
NO GOLDEN PADDLE?
519
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,481
I ALREADY CLEARED A SPOT IN THE
520
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,318
TROPHY CASE.
521
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,919
Rex: IT WAS PRETTY NICE.
522
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,687
I WAS IN SCHOOL FOR A WEEK, AND
523
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,188
I WAS LIKE A REGULAR KID.
524
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,857
I EVEN TOOK A POP QUIZ, AND I
525
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,658
GOT AN "A."
526
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,493
Dr. Holiday: [ SLURPS ]
527
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,261
I'M GLAD, REX, BECAUSE THAT'S
528
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,296
GOT ME THINKING.
529
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,997
I'VE BEEN TOO LENIENT IN YOUR
530
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,198
ACADEMIC EDUCATION.
531
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,934
Rex: OH, NO. WAIT A MINUTE.
532
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,736
Dr. Holiday: STARTING TODAY,
533
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,604
MORE REGULAR LESSONS-- SCIENCE,
534
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,705
HISTORY, SPANISH.
535
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:13,806
Rex: SPANISH?!
536
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,241
Dr. Holiday: OH, YES.
537
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:18,745
AND I SAW THAT TRIG QUIZ. 98%?
538
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,380
DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT REFLECTS ON
539
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:20,747
ME?
540
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,281
I KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO BETTER,
541
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,082
AND YOU WILL.
542
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,116
Rex: [ GROANS ]
543
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,652
I WONDER IF BUCHINER WILL TAKE
544
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,787
ME BACK.
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