Original subtitles

[ BUOY DINGING ]

[ BUOY DINGING ] [ SEAGULL SQUAWKS ]

[ SEAGULL SQUAWKS ]

[ BUOY DINGS ]

[ SEAGULLS SQUAWKING ]

[ ALARM BLARING ]

♪ THIS IS MY SOUND

♪ MAKES ME FEEL STRONG

Rex: TIME TO GO TO WORK.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

[ SNORING ]

HELLO?

TIME TO GO TO WORK.

WHOA!

UGH. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

[ SEAGULLS SQUAWK ]

[ GROWLS ]

Rex: COME ON, GUY, DON'T YOU

THINK IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR A

SWIM?

SWIM? WHOA!

WHOA!

AAH!

[ HOWLS ]

AAH!

UGH!

UGH! [ GROWLS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ ZAPPING ]

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

Rex: AW, FOR ME?

[ HISSES, GROWLS ]

Rex: THOSE GUYS ARE THE

HEROES FOR BAGGING A-A GOLDFISH?

[ HISSES ]

[ GASPS ]

Rex: IS THAT ROMBAUER AND

LANSKY?

YOU'VE SEEN THEIR

COMMERCIALS?

Rex: NO.

I-I KNOW THEM FROM...

WAIT. THEY HAVE A COMMERCIAL?

HERE YOU GO, BOYS.

Rex: AND THEY GET PAID?

[ GROWLS ]

[ ZAPPING ]

Rex: I'M SERIOUSLY GOING

ABOUT THIS JOB THE WRONG WAY.

♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

Psst! Psst!

Psst! Psst! ACTION!

ACTION!

AAH! IT'S AN EVO!

[ STRAINING ]

DOWN, YOU!

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO

YOU?

HI.

WE'RE ROMBAUER AND LANSKY...

Both: THE EVO GUYS.

WHEN YOUR FAVORITE FERN GOES

EVO, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT

PROVIDENCE.

THEY ONLY HAVE TIME FOR THE BIG

STUFF.

SO CALL US INSTEAD.

WE ARE TWO PROVIDENCE-TRAINED

EVO-ABATEMENT EXPERTS.

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

[ GROWLS ]

I CALLED THE EVO GUYS, AND

JUST LOOK WHAT THEY DID.

YOUR EVO PROBLEM ISN'T TOO

SMALL FOR US, AND OUR PRICES

AREN'T TOO BIG FOR YOU.

SERVING ALL OF BROOKLYN.

EXCEPT CANARSIE.

I CAN'T GO TO CANARSIE.

LONG STORY.

SO, IF YOU'VE GOT AN EVO IN

YOUR HOME, YOUR BOAT, YOUR

R.V...

OR YOUR BOAT.

...JUST CALL ROMBAUER AND

LANSKY.

Both: WE DO THE JOBS THAT

PROVIDENCE WON'T DO.

WE'RE HERE 24/7 TO HELP YOU.

BUT DON'T CALL ON WEEKENDS

OR BEFORE NOON.

Rex: SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME WE

CAN AFFORD DOZENS OF HUMONGO

SCREENS IN THIS ROOM ALONE, BUT

WE DON'T HAVE OUR OWN

COMMERCIAL.

COMMERCIAL. [ FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYS ]

WE DON'T HAVE A COMMERCIAL,

THOUGH, DO WE?

I MEAN, IF WE DID, I'D BE

STARRING IN IT, RIGHT?

Dr. Holiday: THIS IS NO JOKE.

EVEN SMALL EVOs CAN BE DANGEROUS

IF NOT HANDLED PROPERLY.

Six: PROVIDENCE CAN'T STOP

THEM ALL.

THESE BOYS WANT TO PITCH IN,

FINE BY ME.

¿POR QUé, CARMEN?

¿POR QUé?

Rex: RAAH!

NO, NO. HOLIDAY'S RIGHT.

I SHOULD CHECK THESE GUYS OUT.

Dr. Holiday: THANKS, BUT I'M

SURE YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO

DO.

Rex: NEVER TOO BUSY TO LOOK

INTO SOMETHING THAT CONCERNS

YOU.

ME CACHETEAS COMO MI MADRE ME

BESABA MIS CACHETES.

Dr. Holiday: I'M NOT

CONCERNED.

Rex: CAN'T HEAR YOU.

ALREADY OUT THE DOOR.

RIGHT AFTER I SEE WHAT CARMEN

SAYS TO ISABELLA.

OR I COULD JUST GO NOW.

SO, ONCE WE'RE DONE CATCHING

THE EVO IN YOUR BASEMENT, UH, IF

THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE

ME TO...LOOK INTO...

JUST CALL THE 800 NUMBER.

WE OFFER A DISCOUNT FOR REPEAT

CUSTOMERS.

[ GROWLS ]

WHAT WAS THAT?!

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE

TECHNICAL TERM.

TRUST ME-- WHAT YOU'RE HEARING

IS A NORMAL PART OF THE

EVO-ABATEMENT PROCESS.

EVO-ABATEMENT PROCESS. HELP!

HELP!

[ STRAINING ]

HANG ON, LANSKY!

HANG ON, LANSKY! [ STRAINS ]

[ STRAINS ]

[ GROWLS ]

YEAH?

WELL, YOU'LL BE SINGING A

DIFFERENT TUNE WHEN YOU SEE

WHAT'S IN OUR...BAG OF TRICKS.

WAS I SUPPOSED TO BRING THAT?

[ CRASHING ]

[ GROWLS ]

AAAAAAH!

REX!

WHAT'S PROVIDENCE DOING HERE?

WE GOT THIS EVO IN THE BAG.

Rex: I FIGURED THAT FROM THE

WAY YOU CAME FLYING OUT THAT

WINDOW.

YEAH, WELL, YOU GOT YOUR

METHODS-- WE GOT OURS.

AND THIS IS OUR CASE.

Rex: WAIT.

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU GUYS.

OH.

YOU MEAN PROVIDENCE NEEDS TO

CONSULT WITH US?

CONSULT WITH US? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

Rex: SO, LAST TIME I SAW YOU

GUYS...

YOU CAN SAY IT.

I WASHED OUT OF THE TRAINING

ACADEMY.

AND HE QUIT PROVIDENCE AFTER ONE

WEEK ON THE JOB.

WE'RE NOT ASHAMED OF THAT

ANYMORE.

[ STRAINS ]

I MEAN, LOOK AT US NOW.

OW!

HEY, HELP US CATCH THIS THING,

AND THEN WE CAN TALK.

Rex: ONE CURED EVO COMING UP.

UGH!

HE'S INCURABLE.

THIS MAY GET TRICKY.

[ GROWLS ]

[ CLANGING ]

All: AAAAAAH!

[ CRACKING ]

Rex: UH...I THINK IT GOT

AWAY.

GREAT!

THE JOB WAS TO GET IT OUT OF

THE BASEMENT, AND WE DID.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

THAT'S RIGHT.

THERE'S NO EVO WE CAN'T BEAT.

FOR A VERY REASONABLE RATE.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE?!

Rex: THAT WAS MY BAD.

I TOOK IT OUT OF YOUR FEE.

Rex: HUH?

IT'S FOR 50 BUCKS.

OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

50 BUCKS!

Rex: OUCH!

[ SIZZLING ]

HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

[ FUNGUS CRACKLES ]

THAT'S WEIRD.

NOW IT'S PURPLE AND ROCK-SOLID.

LET'S GET A SAMPLE.

THIS COULD BE IMPORTANT.

IMPORTANT TO WHO?

WE ALREADY GOT PAID FOR THIS

JOB.

A LOT.

CAN I GET ONE MORE PICTURE?

ONLY IF YOU GET REX IN IT.

HE'S REALLY THE ONE TO THANK FOR

WHAT WE DID HERE TODAY.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU SHOOK

HANDS WITH THE NEWEST MEMBER OF

THE EVO GUYS.

Rex: UH, I APPRECIATE THE

OFFER, GUYS, BUT I'VE ALREADY

GOT A JOB.

EXACTLY.

YOU'VE GOT A J-O-B.

WE'RE OFFERING YOU THE CHANCE TO

GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF

YOUR OWN BUSINESS...WITH ALL THE

YOUR OWN BUSINESS...WITH ALL THE PERKS.

PERKS.

GIVE EACH OF THOSE LADIES AN

EXTRA PICKLE ON OUR TAB.

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GET ONE

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GET ONE FOR YOURSELF.

FOR YOURSELF.

YOU'RE PROVIDENCE'S NUMBER-ONE

GUY, AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO

SHOW FOR IT?

WHAT'S THE LIMIT ON YOUR CREDIT

CARD?

HOW MUCH YOU GOT IN YOUR BANK

ACCOUNT?

Rex: HARD TO SAY, SINCE I

DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

Both: OH!

LOOK, WE CAN OFFER YOU A LOT

MORE THAN MONEY.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

ME AND LANSKY ARE ON THE MENU.

THE R&L-- THE ROAST BEEF AND

LETTUCE.

I'M THE MEAT IN MY OWN SANDWICH.

AND I'M THE LETTUCE.

AND WITH YOU, WE COULD BE

EVEN BIGGER.

WE COULD EXPAND TO

STATEN ISLAND, MAYBE EVEN

NEW JERSEY.

OH! I CAN'T GO TO JERSEY.

IT'S A LONG STORY.

POINT IS-- WE COULD REALLY

MAKE SOMETHING OF OURSELVES.

[ BEEP, STATIC CRACKLES ]

AND DID I MENTION WORKING FOR

YOURSELF MEANS NO BOSS CHECKING

UP ON YOU.

LOOK, PROVIDENCE HAS DONE A

LOT FOR ME-- MAYBE NOT MONEY OR

SANDWICHES, BUT I'M IMPORTANT

THERE.

[ RINGING ]

Dr. Holiday: REX, WHEN YOU

GET BACK, I NEED YOU IN THE

ZOO.

THE AUTO FEEDER FLOODED IT WITH

MONKEY CHOW...AGAIN.

[ BEEP, STATIC CRACKLES ]

Rex: I'M SORRY.

YOU WERE SAYING?

LOOK, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO

QUIT PROVIDENCE.

JUST MOONLIGHT ON THE SIDE WITH

US, SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE

YOUR OWN BOSS.

Rex: I'M IN.

[ SLURPING ]

OKAY.

WE'LL GIVE YOU A TRYOUT.

BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU-- OUT

HERE ON THE STREETS OF BROOKLYN,

WE FIGHT EVOs OUR OWN WAY.

♪ THIS IS MY SONG

SHOTGUN!

♪ WON'T LAST TOO LONG

♪ AND NOW IT'S ON

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ BELLOWS ]

[ CLANGING ]

[ ALL GROWLING ]

AAH!

HELP! AAH!

HELP! AAH! [ GRUNTS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GROWLS ]

WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!

[ ALL GROWLING ]

[ CRUNCHING ]

[ STATIC CRACKLES ]

Both: WE DO THE JOBS

PROVIDENCE WON'T.

Rex: AND NOW SE HABLA

ESPAÑOL.

[ STATIC CRACKLES ]

[ STATIC CRACKLES ] [ CROWD CHEERING ]

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

Rex: SHOTGUN!

[ GROWLS ]

[ ENGINE REVS ]

NOW HE'S THE MEAT IN MY

SANDWICH?

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ ENGINE CLUNKS ]

NEIGHBOR CALLED IN A POODLE

THAT'S LEAVING EVO-SIZED MESSES

ON HIS LAWN.

[ GROWLS ]

Rex: OKAY, I-I SEE THE DOG,

BUT WHERE'S THE--

[ SQUISHES ]

OOH!

[ DOG BARKS ]

LET ME AND LANSKY HANDLE THIS

ONE.

Rex: REALLY?

REALLY?!

YEAH, REALLY.

[ GROWLS ]

All: OH! AAH!

[ SQUISHES ]

All: OH!

[ DOG BARKING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ LIGHTS BUZZING ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GASPS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ BARKING ]

IT WAS A PLEASURE WORKING

WITH YOUSE.

[ GROWLS ]

[ GROWLS ] [ ZAPPING ]

[ ZAPPING ]

[ DOG BARKS ]

Rex: HEY!

IT'S THAT THING AGAIN.

AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S...

REALLY, REALLY GROSS.

AAH!

[ SIZZLING ]

OKAY, THAT'S IT.

I'M CALLING THIS IN.

[ GROWLS ]

Rex: OR NOT.

IT'S GOT MY COMMUNICATOR.

WE HAVE TO STOP IT.

UNH-UNH.

WE HAVE TO HELP OUR CLIENTS,

AND RIGHT NOW, THERE'S AN EVO

PARROT IN PARK SLOPE TELLING

SOME REALLY NASTY "YO MAMA"

JOKES.

Rex: THIS IS SERIOUS.

OH, SO NOW YOU'RE TOO GOOD

FOR THE WORK WE DO?

WELL, THAT'S FINE, 'CAUSE WE

WERE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU.

Rex: WHAT?!

YOUR BUSINESS IS BOOMING THANKS

TO ME.

EXACTLY-- MY BUSINESS!

I MEAN, OUR BUSINESS-- MINE AND

LANSKY'S.

AND THEN YOU SHOW UP.

FIRST, YOU STEAL OUR THUNDER,

AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING US WHAT

TO DO?

IF WE WANTED TO BE A COUPLE OF

NOBODIES GETTING BOSSED AROUND,

WE'D GO BACK TO PROVIDENCE.

YEAH!

EXCEPT PROVIDENCE SAID THEY'D

NEVER TAKE US BACK.

Rex: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR

THIS RIGHT NOW.

HE'S RIGHT.

WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT PARROT'S

SAYING.

COULD BE CHILDREN AROUND.

COME ON, LANSKY.

[ SIZZLING ]

[ SIZZLING ] [ ENGINE REVVING ]

[ ENGINE REVVING ]

AAH! [ COUGHS ]

YOU HAD TO BE THE HERO.

[ SQUAWKS ]

[ CRASHING ]

Both: AAH!

Both: AAH! [ WATER DRIPPING ]

[ WATER DRIPPING ]

Rex: WHOA.

PROBLEMA.

[ GROWLS ]

[ BEEPING ]

Rex: GIVE ME THAT!

Rex: GIVE ME THAT! [ GROWLS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ FUNGUS CRACKLING ]

Rex: [ STRAINING ]

[ SIGHS ]

THIS IS GONNA HURT ME A LOT MORE

THAN IT'S GONNA HURT YOU.

[ STRAINS ]

[ STRAINS ] AAAAAH!

AAAAAH!

[ GRUNTS ]

AAH!

AAH! THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

OH.

SO IT'S UP TO YOU TO KEEP ALL

THIS GOING.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

GUESS I NEED A PLAN "B."

[ BEEP, STATIC CRACKLES ]

REX TO PROVIDENCE.

THERE'S A FUNKY FOOT FUNGUS

EATING BROOKLYN.

Six: WE NOTICED.

THAT KIND OF THING TENDS TO GET

THAT KIND OF THING TENDS TO GET OUR ATTENTION.

OUR ATTENTION.

Rex: SIX, DID YOU GET IT?

Six: NOTHING. NO EFFECT.

Rex: OH, COME ON!

AT LEAST I WAS ABLE TO HURT IT.

[ GRUNTING ]

WHOA!

OKAY, WAS ABLE TO HURT IT.

Dr. Holiday: REX, I'VE BEEN

MONITORING YOUR CONVERSATION, AS

WELL AS ANALYZING DATA STREAMING

IN FROM AGENTS ON THE GROUND.

Rex: THANKS FOR CATCHING ME

UP ON YOUR DAY.

BUT HOW DO WE KILL THIS STUFF?

Dr. Holiday: IT APPEARS THAT

ONCE THE FUNGUS HITS SUNLIGHT,

IT AERO-OXIDIZES AND BECOMES

NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE.

BUT WHAT'S DOWN IN THE TUNNELS

HASN'T BEEN EXPOSED TO THE SUN.

THAT'S WHY IT'S STILL GREEN AND

VULNERABLE.

THERE'S A CHANCE IT CAN BE

TAKEN OUT FROM YOUR LOCATION.

Rex: THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

GOOD NEWS?

Six: YES. HERE'S THE BAD.

THERE'S A LAYER OF OXIDIZED

FUNGUS BETWEEN YOU AND THE REST

OF US.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS

ALONE.

Rex: I'M NOT ALONE.

LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.

WE'RE NOT HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.

WE ONLY CARE ABOUT OUR COMPANY.

AND YOU'RE PART OF OUR COMPANY.

ALSO, WHEN WE CAME BACK DOWN

HERE, WE COULDN'T GET OUT WHEN

WE CHANGED OUR MIND.

OKAY, THAT TOO.

BUT MOSTLY WHAT I SAID.

Rex: I APPRECIATE IT, BUT...

LOOK OUT!

WHOA!

WE GOT TO STOP THAT THING

FROM MAKING MORE OF THAT STUFF.

BUT IT'S REALLY SMART.

THAT'S NOT GONNA MATTER THIS

TIME, BECAUSE THIS TIME, YOU'RE

GONNA HAVE TO FACE OUR...

BAG OF TRICKS.

DON'T TELL ME.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA PACK

IT IN--

I SAID DON'T TELL ME!

INCOMING!

ROMBAUER.

AAH!

[ SIZZLING ]

WHERE'D IT GET YOU?

YOUR HEART?

WORSE. MY WALLET.

WORSE. MY WALLET. [ SIZZLING ]

[ SIZZLING ]

Rex: [ STRAINS ]

[ TRAIN WHEELS RATTLING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]

WONDERFUL.

[ STRAINING ]

AAH!

FORGET IT. WE CAN'T DO THIS.

FORGET IT. WE CAN'T DO THIS. [ GROWLS ]

[ GROWLS ]

SUCKER!

YOU REALLY THOUGHT WE'D JUST

GIVE UP?

[ FUNGUS CRACKLES ]

WE'RE NOT THE SAME GUYS WHO QUIT

ON PROVIDENCE.

YEAH. WE'RE BUSINESSMEN NOW.

AND LETTING YOU DESTROY

BROOKLYN?

THAT IS DEFINITELY BAD FOR

THAT IS DEFINITELY BAD FOR BUSINESS.

BUSINESS.

Rex: [ BREATHING DEEPLY ]

HMM.

Six: THE FUNGUS HAS STOPPED

GROWING.

IT'S BREAKING APART.

IT'S BREAKING APART. [ WHOOSH ]

[ WHOOSH ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

LOOKS LIKE TEAMING UP WITH

YOU WASN'T SUCH A BAD IDEA AFTER

ALL.

[ BEEP, STATIC CRACKLES ]

Six: WE'VE GOT A LEVEL 2

EVENT OUTSIDE DULUTH.

MOUNT UP.

Rex: IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT

PERMANENT, I BET I CAN TALK

PROVIDENCE INTO TAKING YOU BACK.

WE'LL PASS.

YOU GOT YOUR JOB TO DO, AND WE

YOU GOT YOUR JOB TO DO, AND WE GOT OURS.

GOT OURS.

BUT IF YOU EVER NEED US...

JUST CALL THE EVO GUYS.

NOW SERVING ALL OF BROOKLYN

AND STATEN ISLAND.

EXCEPT CANARSIE.

Both: WE'RE HERE--

OH, SORRY.

GO AHEAD, YOU.

Both: WE'RE HERE 24/7 TO HELP

YOU.

Announcer: NOT AVAILABLE

BEFORE NOON OR ON WEEKENDS.