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[ GROWLS ]

[ ROARS ]

[ GROWLS ]

Rex: OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE

BAD?

CHECK THIS!

[ GROANS ]

[ SNORTS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ ROARS ]

[ BEEPING ]

Rex: YES!

NUMERO UNO, BABY!

NO EVOS TO FIGHT, NO SIX LOOKING

OVER MY SHOULDER, AND NO WAY

THIS DAY COULD POSSIBLY GET

ANY...

BETTER.

OH, MAN, BOBO WOULD BE SO

JEALOUS IF HE KNEW I SLIPPED OUT

FOR THIS.

GOOD THING MY NANITES CAN'T

TALK.

BUT IF THEY COULD TALK, THEY'D

BE TELLING ME THAT'S NOT

GOOD.

HELLO?

HEY! GET BACK HERE!

OH, BROUGHT A FRIEND, HUH?

MAKE THAT FRIENDS.

BIG ONES.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU EVOs THINK

YOU ARE, BUT YOU JUST SURROUNDED

THE WRONG PROVIDENCE AGENT.

UM, YOU'RE NOT EVOs.

[ Cockney accent ] OOH, AIN'T

HE THE CLEVER ONE?

♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

[ GRUNTS ]

OOF!

OUCH.

Rex: WHOA!

YOU GUYS DON'T FIGHT LIKE

HUMANS.

BUT NEITHER DO I.

AAAAH!

[ GRUNTING ]

[ Southern accent ] I-V!

LET 'ER RIP!

TAKE HIM OUT, TREY.

WHOO-HOO!

Rex: OH, BOY.

HUH?

[ GUITAR CLANGS ]

WHO ARE YOU?

JUST TELL THE BLOKES AT THE

HOSPITAL THAT FIVE SENT YOU.

AAH!

ALL YOURS, DOS.

CLARO QUE SI.

Rex: ¿ERES DE MEXICO?

ESPAÑA!

Rex: [ GASPS ]

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

AAH!

NOT HALF BAD, REALLY.

Rex: [ GASPS ]

[ SCOFFS ]

I'VE SEEN BETTER MOVES ON A

CHESS BOARD.

WELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS PRETTY

GOOD, Y'ALL.

Sí.

BUT IS HE GOOD ENOUGH?

Six: YES, AND THAT'S WHY

WE'RE TAKING HIM WITH US.

Rex: SIX?

[ GRUNTS ]

SIX, WHAT ARE YOU--

[ GROANS ]

AND THEN I SAID TO THE

GENERAL, "YOUR SURRENDER I CAN

ACCEPT, BUT THERE IS NO EXCUSE

FOR THAT HAIRCUT."

[ LAUGHS ]

BLIMEY, DOS.

YOU TOLD THE SAME STORY LAST

TIME.

AND IT WASN'T VERY FUNNY

THEN, EITHER.

WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR TRYING

TO PASS THE TIME.

WE MAY RIDE IN SILENCE, IF YOU

PREFER.

DAT FINE BY ME.

I LIKE THE SOUND THEM ENGINE

MAKE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BL-BL-BL-BL!

LIKE THAT.

YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU SOUND

LIKE A COMPLETE BLOCKHEAD?

IGNORE HER, TREY.

FIVE IS OBVIOUSLY STILL BITTER

ABOUT THE MALAYSIAN JOB.

WE'RE ALL STILL BITTER ABOUT

THE MALAYSIAN JOB.

NOT LIKE I CAN PICK UP A NEW ONE

OF THESE AT PINKIE MART.

Six: THE PAST IS PAST.

WE MUST FOCUS ON THE TASK BEFORE

US.

Rex: WHICH IS WHAT, EXACTLY?

SIX, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SOME

SORT OF WHACKED-OUT, TOP-SECRET

PROVIDENCE MISSION.

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT--

YOU'VE GONE AWOL WITH A BUNCH OF

WEIRDOS...

HEY!

WHO YOU CALLING WEIRD, BIG

HANDS?

Rex: ...WHO ATTACKED YOUR

PARTNER, AND NOW YOU'RE

ABDUCTING THAT PARTNER IN A

STOLEN JET?

Six: I'D SAY THAT SUMS IT UP.

Rex: WHY?

WHAT'S GOING ON, AND WHO ARE

THESE PEOPLE?

Six: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

WHY THEY CALL ME "SIX"?

Rex: 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW MANY

SECONDS YOU HAVE TO ANSWER MY

QUESTION?

IT'S BECAUSE I'M THE SIXTH

MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON THE

PLANET.

MEET TWO THROUGH FIVE.

Six: TREY, FIVE, DOS, AND

I-V.

IT'S LIKE A ROMAN FOUR.

Rex: I'M NOT STUPID.

AND IT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY

YOU LET THEM ATTACK ME AND KNOCK

ME OUT.

Six: THE GAS WAS A BIT MUCH.

EH, FORCE OF HABIT.

EH, I BREATHE THAT STUFF FOR

BREAKFAST.

[ COUGHS ]

AS FOR THE ROUGH AND TUMBLE,

HOW ELSE WAS WE SUPPOSED TO SEE

YOUR BAG OF TRICKS?

HO, WE CAN'T TAKE NO AMATEUR

WHERE WE'RE GOIN', NO.

Rex: OKAY, SO WHERE ARE WE

GOING?

Six: THERE.

Rex: OKAY, FOR THE RECORD,

YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED FOR MY

HELP.

BY THE WAY, THERE ARE FIVE

PEOPLE MORE DANGEROUS THAN YOU?

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

WHO DECIDES THE ORDER, AND

WHERE'S NUMBER ONE?

Six: NOT FAR.

Rex: IS HE GONNA TRY TO KILL

ME, TOO?

Six: VERY PROBABLY.

ONE HAS TURNED EVO, AND YOU'RE

THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE HIM.

DOS! LEND US A HAND, LOVE.

LIKE YOU LENT ME A HAND IN

BUENOS AIRES?

Rex: I TAKE IT YOU GUYS

AREN'T EXACTLY ONE BIG HAPPY

FAMILY.

Six: WE ALL CARE ABOUT THE

SAME THING.

OH, YOU CARE, DO YOU?

IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEN'T GONE TO

SEE HIM IN MONTHS?

Six: MY WORK IS IMPORTANT.

MINES IS, TOO.

Six: FIGHTING A PLANETWIDE

PLAGUE RANKS JUST A BIT HIGHER

THAN BREAKING ARMS AND LEGS

FOR--

YOU TELL OUR SECRETS, WE'LL

TELL YOURS.

Six: HOW'S HE DOING?

NOT WELL.

HE'S BEEN USING MEDITATION

AND PHYSICAL DISCIPLINE TO FIGHT

THE DISEASE.

BUT HE'S LOSING-- BAD.

Rex: THEN IT'S A GOOD THING

I'M HERE.

IF NANITES ARE THE DISEASE, THEN

I'M THE-- AAH!

...CURE.

THIS IS A JOKE, SIX.

THE BAD KIND THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

LIKE A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?

SHUT IT!

WHO DAT?!

I-V IS RIGHT.

IT'S A FOOL'S ERRAND.

THIS BOY CANNOT POSSIBLY SAVE A

MAN LIKE--

Six: THIS "BOY" HAS FACED

THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU

PEOPLE RUN AND HIDE.

Rex: NICE HOUSE.

Six: WE BUILT IT WHEN ONE

LEARNED HE WAS SICK.

HE WANTED A FAILSAFE.

IF HE DOESN'T ENTER A CODE

EVERY 41 MINUTES, THE HOUSE

DROPS, ALONG WITH ANYONE IN IT.

Rex: SO THE FACT THAT THE

HOUSE IS STILL HERE...

Six: MEANS THERE'S STILL

HOPE.

Rex: SO, DO WE KNOCK OR--

[ ROARS ]

[ ROARS ]

Rex: EVERYBODY BACK!

[ PANTING ]

[ SNARLING ]

Six: ONE, IT'S ME.

[ ROARS ]

Six: WE'RE HERE, ALL OF US...

AND WE BROUGHT HELP.

IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE.

HE'S TOO FAR GONE.

WE'RE JUST WASTING OUR TIME.

Six: THEN LEAVE.

[ BEEPING ]

Rex: HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN

FIGHTING IT?

Six: FIVE YEARS.

Rex: MOST PEOPLE GO OUT OF

CONTROL IN FIVE MINUTES.

Six: ONE ISN'T MOST PEOPLE.

[ SNARLS ]

OH, I GUESS HE LIKE THAT

SCENTED CANDLE I SENT TO HIM.

HONESTLY, TREY, EVERY TIME

YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH...

Six: I BROUGHT SOMEONE.

I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE STRANGERS

HERE, BUT I THOUGHT WE COULD

MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

[ GROWLS SOFTLY ]

Six: THIS IS REX.

I THINK HE CAN HELP.

BUT YOU HAVE TO LET HIM.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[ SNARLS ]

Six: TRAINING AND DISCIPLINE

HAVE TAKEN HIM AS FAR AS THEY

CAN.

NOW HE NEEDS A CURE.

HE NEEDS YOU.

[ ROARS ]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Rex: I DIDN'T EVEN--

Six: TREY! THE CHAIN!

[ GRUNTING ]

OH!

HE IS GONE.

[ BEEPING ]

AND UNLESS ONE OF YOU CHUMPS

KNOWS HIS CODE, THIS PLACE IS

GOING INTO THE SOUP.

RUN!

WELL, OBVIOUSLY!

AAH!

Rex: GRAB ON!

TOLD YOU THE KID WAS A BAD

IDEA.

Rex: I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM.

I CAN DO THIS.

WE JUST HAVE TO CATCH UP TO HIM.

COME ON, IT'S AN ISLAND.

HOW FAR CAN HE GO?

Six: REX IS RIGHT.

WE HAVE TO GO AFTER HIM.

WE HAVE TO TRY.

THAT IS NOT THE ONLY OPTION.

Six: NO!

HE CAN STILL BE SAVED.

HE'S HEADING EAST.

[ ROARS ]

Six: I DON'T WANT HIM HURT.

Rex: THAT'S ENTIRELY UP TO

HIM.

[ ROARS ]

Six: THEY CAN'T HOLD HIM

LONG.

Rex: I WORK FAST, REMEMBER?

OKAY, UH, THIS MIGHT...

STING A LITTLE.

[ ROARING ]

[ NANITES BEEPING ]

[ PANTING ]

IT'S WORKING.

HOO!

DAT'S WHAT I WAS GOIN' TO SAY.

[ SNARLS ]

Rex: THAT'S RIGHT.

ALMOST-- HUH?

NO!

I TOLD YOU.

Rex: NO!

Six: HURRY.

THEY'VE STILL GOT HIM.

YOU CAN TRY AGAIN.

Rex: IT WON'T MATTER, SIX.

HE'S INCURABLE.

I'M SORRY.

THEN WE'LL DO WHAT WE SHOULD

HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

WE'LL HANDLE THIS OUR WAY.

[ SNARLING ]

[ ROARS ]

Six: STOP!

AAH!

YOUR PLAN DID NOT WORK.

THIS IS THE ONLY OPTION.

Six: KILLING OUR TEACHER WAS

NEVER AN OPTION.

EVEN IF REX CAN'T CURE HIM, WE

CAN STILL HELP.

WE'VE HEARD ABOUT YOUR

PETTING ZOO.

HE'S NOT AN ANIMAL!

ONE WOULD SOONER DIE THAN

LIVE IN A CAGE.

AND NO CAGE COULD HOLD HIM.

Rex: LET ME TRY AGAIN.

PLEASE.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING I

CAN DO.

NO!

ONE IS GONE.

THAT THING IS NOT HIM ANYMORE--

JUST AN ABOMINATION THAT MUST BE

DESTROYED.

Six: THAT MAN GAVE ME A HOME

WHEN I HAD NOTHING.

HE TRAINED ME.

HE TOOK CARE OF ME.

AND NOW I AM GONNA TAKE CARE OF

HIM.

SORRY, LOVE, BUT I THINK

YOU'RE OUTVOTED.

I VOTED TWICE.

Six: THIS WAS NEVER A

DEMOCRACY.

REX, SAVE ONE!

GET HIM OUT OF HERE BEFORE

THEY-- AAH!

Rex: COME ON! FOLLOW ME!

ONE!

REX TO PROVIDENCE.

REQUEST EMERGENCY EVAC...

AND A REALLY BIG CAGE!

REX TO PROVIDENCE!

ANY AGENTS ON THIS FREQUENCY,

PLEASE RESPOND.

This is Agent Hall with Recon

35.

Changing course to intercept.

ETA, five minutes.

Rex: COULD I TALK YOU DOWN TO

FOUR?

GOTTA BE HONEST-- I WAS KIND OF

HOPING FOR A REMATCH.

STEP ASIDE, HIJO.

DON'T MAKE US HURT YOU, LOVE.

COME ON.

WE'RE JUST TRYIN' TO DO THE

RIGHT THING, EH?

Rex: LIKE SIX TOLD YOU--

FORGET SIX.

LOOK AT HIM, KID.

[ GROWLING ]

HE'S JUST A MONSTER NOW.

YOU KNOW WE'RE RIGHT.

Rex: ALL I KNOW IS I TRUST

SIX.

AAAH!

THIS TIME, NO MERCY.

Rex: HUH?

Six: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,

DOS-- NO MERCY.

[ COUGHING ]

Rex: SIX!

[ NANITES BEEPING ]

AAAH!

Six: THAT'S NEW.

Rex: BEEN SAVING IT FOR A

SPECIAL OCCASION.

OH, NO, Y'ALL DIDN'T!

[ LAUGHS ]

HUH?

[ GASPS ]

Rex: SO, DOES THIS MAKE ME

ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE

ON THE PLANET?

WHAT NUMBER AM I?

[ ROARS ]

HANG ON, ONE.

HELP IS ON THE WAY.

Rex: THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN

TIME.

SIX, STAND BACK.

[ GROWLING SOFTLY ]

[ NANITES BEEPING ]

Rex: [ GRUNTING ]

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

Six: REX, ENOUGH.

Rex: AAAAAAAH!

[ CHUCKLES ]

I HAD A COONHOUND SOUNDED LIKE

DAT.

I CALLED HER DAISY.

ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU...

Rex: [ As One ] SIX.

Six: ONE?

Rex: YOU LEFT THIS PLACE,

QUIT LIFE AS A MERCENARY, AND SO

RARELY RETURNED TO VISIT.

Six: I DID WHAT I FELT WAS

RIGHT.

I-I NEVER MEANT TO DISHONOR--

Rex: SO RARELY THAT I NEVER

HAD TIME TO TELL YOU...

HOW PROUD YOU'VE MADE ME.

Six: WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU.

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME.

Rex: BUT, SIX, I AM HOME.

[ GROANS ]

Six: HE'S STILL ONE.

HE'S JUST ONE WITH EVERYTHING.

Rex: [ Normal voice ] SO,

DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE THE NEW

NUMBER ONE?

Six: NO.

Rex: AW, WHY NOT?

YOU KICKED ALL THEIR BUTTS.

I MEAN, WITH AN ASSIST FROM A

CERTAIN INCREDIBLY COOL AND

HANDSOME YOUNG AGENT, BUT, YOU

KNOW, WHO'S COUNTING?

COME ON! YOU BEAT EVERYONE!

WHY DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU THE

NEW NUMBER ONE?

Six: WE'RE NOT RANKED BY

WHO'S THE BEST FIGHTER.

WE'RE RANKED BY WHO'S THE MOST

DANGEROUS.

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WANTED

TO BE NUMBER ONE, AND I WAS WELL

ON MY WAY.

Rex: SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

Six: I MET YOU.

NOW, I BELIEVE I OWE YOU A

HAMBURGER.

HUNGRY?

Rex: ALWAYS.

CAN WE MAKE IT A DOUBLE?