All language subtitles for Flash.Gordon.S01E11.Conspiracy.Theory.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-Coo7_track3_[eng]

Forgive me,
dr. Gordon,

For disturbing you,
but this is urgent.

I have nothing to say to you.

You might show
a little more gratitude.

After all,
I've done so much

To make you feel
at home.

You're confusing
hospitality

With captivity.

Oh, I don't
think of you

As my prisoner,
dr. Gordon.

Well, then I'm free to go?

I think of you as my peer.

Even ming doesn't know
what I'm about to tell you.

Go on.

I'm worried
about the long-term impact

Of the rift generator.

Well, you should be.

Punch enough holes in the veil
between dimensions and... Poof.

An early sign of this decay
might be--

Spontaneous rifts.
Opening and closing
on their own.

Perhaps pulling objects
through?

You have to destroy
the rift generator
before it's too late.

No. The project must continue.
It must.

I will find a way
to mitigate the damage,

And you will help me.

Never.
I've done too much already.

Then I will get other help.

How? There is
no one else.

Not here...

But there is one more.

Genessa.

There's something
I'd like you to do for me.

We went to the coordinates
you provided.

There were
no intruders.

Because there
was no rift.

It's the third time this week.

What's up
with the sentinel?

It is clearly defective.

It must be.

It's giving me
radiant plasma levels

That are completely
erratic.

Unless...

[rift alarm blaring]

Rifts are opening
and closing on their own.

That doesn't
sound good.

No! Not good.

Bad. Very, very bad.

It could be a sign
that the end is beginning,

That the dimensional barrier
is starting to decay.

This is exactly what
I was worried about!

Hey, slow it down
for me.

Okay, look.
Every time ming opens a rift,

It damages
the dimensional barrier.

It gets thinner and thinner,

Like ice on a lake
when the weather warms--

You step on it here
and it cracks,

But then it cracks
over here, too,

And then it starts
cracking everywhere,

Until there's
nothing solid left.

And we all drown.

Okay, can we not jump
straight to doomsday

Every time something goes wrong?

I mean, maybe the sentinel's
just acting a little wonky.

Okay.
I'll check it.

I don't know.
Maybe.

[electricity zapping]

Great.

This is
not promising.

You try saving
the universe

With a trans-dimensional
surveillance device

That's powered
by a toaster oven.

[dinging]

Just take a minute,
think about what you need,

And I'll try and get it
for you, okay?

Hah!

A thousand times
more processing power,

Proper sensing signals.

Uh... A stable power supply.

Full-spectrum
detection capacity--

He requires money.
Yeah, well,

As long as he's asking
for the impossible,

Why don't we get him
a girlfriend?

Okay, for funding
like that,

We're going to
need a grant,

Which means
talking to people,

And you're the one
who said

We have to keep this secret,
so...

[sniffs]

Mm!

I wouldn't eat that
if I were you.

[skate punk playing]

[♪]

Whoa...

Wishes do come true.

This isn't
a farm team, arden.

It's a professional
news organization.

I don't tolerate
sloppy work.

Mr. Mitchell--

Though I suppose

We should be grateful
you even showed up today.

I can explain.

I don't
want explanations,

I want ratings.

...Or else
your backyard escape

Could become
an innocent child's deathtrap.

For channel 7,
I'm susan glass.

See the world...
Through me.

Isn't she great?

Amazing ratings,
her own website,
a fan club.

Everything
but a story.

Reporters like her
don't need stories.

They can make anything hot
just by covering it.

And that's
a good thing?

Get out there
and make some news, dale.

You could learn
a few things
from susan glass.

So, I just got a call
from a kid at the skatepark.

Asked for dale.

Swears he has video

Of a "hot babe
who stepped out of the sky."

Oh, and then
she ray-gunned him.

Ray-gunned?

I love it!

I'll go talk
to the art department,

Get them working on
the graphic for six o'clock.

You get the story.

A space babe.

Ray guns!

[guffaws]

"space babe."

Ray gun.

Great.

Mm...

What birds lay these eggs?

Uh...

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

Why didn't you tell me
there was a rift alert?

Because,
if there was,

We didn't know about it.

Well, my inner sentinel says
we have a visitor.

Meaning?

We got a call.

Roughly translated,

A rift opened
out at the skatepark

And a space babe
zapped some kid.

You think it's aura?

Do you hope it's her?

You know what?

Just meet me there.

[crackling]

[rift alert blaring]

Yeah!

Ooh, yeah!

♪ I did it
I did it ♪

♪ I did it
I did it ♪

[rift alarm continues to blare]

Who are you?

What do you want?

I want you,
dr. Zarkov.

[gasps]

You don't want to
do this, craig.

This belongs on the news.

If you won't put it on there,
I'll take it viral, okay?

People need to know that

Some freakage
is going on in kendal.

No, they don't.

Because it's not true.

What? I have
the video on my phone.

You could've doctored it.

I saw it happen!

How long have you been out here
in the hot sun, craig?

Look, I know
what I saw, okay?

How do you know
it's not just your friends

Messing with you?

They're obviously
punking you.

Don't give them
the satisfaction.

Let's just
delete the footage.

There he is!
Our new star!

Susan glass! Oh, my--

This is awesome!

I see the world through her!

Yes!

You called her, too?

I love her!

But you called me.

Yeah, well,
my mom watches you.

Hello, craig.

It's a pleasure
to meet you.

Yes!

Hello, channel 4.

How's life
in third place?

I'm already
in negotiations

For the story, susan.

Has she offered you
an exclusive?

She doesn't even want it.

Fantastic.
Give it to me.

You don't even
know what it is!

It doesn't matter.

When I'm done with it,
it'll be amazing.

Let's see
what you've got.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[clearing throat]

I'll take it, craig.

I'll do it tonight.

I'll put you
on the air with it.

I'll lead
with you at 6:00.

6:00 and 11:00.

I'll give you
my phone number.

Bingo!

Watch and learn how
emmys are won, channel 4.

[groaning]

[craig]: You have to
call me at home, though,
I guess.

Okay, that is not good.

This is worse.

Zarkov! No, wait!

Genessa!

Wait a minute,
you know her?

She, too,
is a bounty hunter.

We used to
work together.

What, you mean--

Yes. Ming has
taken zarkov.

[glass]: Join us at 6:00

For exciting footage
of a u.F.O.--

An unidentified female object
that is--

Here
at starshine skatepark.

Take a peek.

Perfect.

Just what I need.

For channel 7,
I'm susan glass.

Hello, victory.
See the world
through me.

[locator pinging]

There you are.

This woman who abducted zarkov,
is she a friend of yours?

She was, long ago.

So, now you'd gladly
rip her heart out

And stomp
all over it?

What?

Is she dangerous?

She is
a cold-hearted killer.

What?

You mean she's
going to kill him?

If she was sent
to kill him,

She would have
done it here.

They must want him back alive.

We've got to get to mongo
and bring him back.

No. No.
I will go alone.

I can move unnoticed,
stay to the shadows.

I'm going with you.
No!

After the assassination
attempt on ming,

There will be a price
on your head.

I do not want to
have to save you, too.

Hey!

She's right, flash.

She's got a better chance alone.

Besides,
I need you here

To help me
take out susan glass.

It's bad enough being aced out,

But by a reporter
who's not even a real reporter?

I thought this was about
stopping the world

From finding out
about the rifts?

Right.

That, too.

Take her out.

You too.

Destroy her.

Okay, you two
are scaring me.

[zarkov screaming in agony]

No!

[giggling]

Stop it!

Geez! Don't!

It's okay,
you can keep going.

Ohh...

Hee, hee, hee!
Hee, hee...

[spazzing]

I'm sorry,
I just don't like being touched.

Then you have not
been touched properly.

[shuddering]

Ohh... Oh.

[giggling]

Okay, okay, okay, okay!
That's enough.

I'm done. Thank you.

Oh! This is a trick,
isn't it?

You're going to kill me,
aren't you?

Or tap my brain?

We would
never think of

Treating the great
hans zarkov

With anything
but reverence and respect.

Me?

Reverence and respect?

You're kidding, right?

Is it not the same
on earth?

Uh... No.

They locked me up
for my theories.

They said that I was
a delusional paranoid.

Do I seem delusional to you?

[chuckles]: No.

You look like
a brilliant scientist.

So...

I want to
give you something.

Oh.

In front of everybody?

The robe of
a mongo scientist,

Worn only by the most
brilliant minds.

You do not
belong on earth.

You belong here,

Where your genius
can be appreciated.

So... So, why did you
bring me here?

You are here,
doctor,

To do the most
important thing

You or anyone else
will ever do.

You must be rankol.

Please don't kill me.

Oh, you are not a prisoner.

You are free to leave
at any time.

Just say the word,

And genessa
will escort you home.

Okay.

Let's go.

But know that,
by leaving,

You may well doom
the entire universe to oblivion.

Right.

So, why don't you just tell me
what you want?

I need your help, doctor.

We all do.

One professional to another,

I just need
two minutes of your time.

Are you always
this intense?

When it's something
that's important to me.

Because I can't decide
if this is trespassing

Or stalking.

I'm here in the name
of journalistic
integrity.

Every time
somebody goes on the air

With a uncorroborated
piece of fluff like this one--

No offense--

None taken.

Without taking the time

To research, check sources,
verify facts,

It hurts all of us.

But, mostly, susan,
it hurts you.

What if this story
turns out to be a hoax?

Do you really want to be
"dan rathered"?

Wow, dale.

I can't believe you care so much
about my career.

I do.

No, I mean, I really don't
believe you care so much.

You're just jealous.

This may not
even be a real story.

Sit on your high horse
and weep away,

But I know what people crave.

They don't want to hear
about rising inflation

Or the middle east.

They want to be entertained.

And if today's alien invasion

Turns out to be
a weather balloon,

Well, then, we've got
tomorrow's story, don't we?

What about
credibility?

Honor? Ethics?

Ratings, raises,
revenue.

Well, we clearly have
very different agendas,

And at least
I'm honest about mine.

Well, that was a bust.

She's still gonna do
do the story.

Okay, well, then let's
move on to plan "b."

I'll sneak through
the loading doors

And cut
the power supply.

The master switches should
be next to the control room.
Ours are.

Okay, well, if we can
get them off the air until
at least six o'clock,

It'll give us a chance
to get in there

And steal the footage
before they can air it again.

What if somebody's
already seen the footage

And seen the rift
and knew what it was?

Now you're just
being paranoid.
You sound like zarkov.

No, it's possible!

If they've seen the tease piece
and they know about mongo
and the rifts,

They may know that things are
coming from another planet,

And they may also
have figured out
that we've been going there.

We're in
serious trouble!

Okay, calm down.

It's not like some secret
government agent guy

Is gonna pop out and arrest
the two of us, okay?

Get in the van. Now.

Now I know
how leftovers feel.

[grunting and struggling]

Things are going to
be okay, dale.

No, they're not.

Things have not been okay
for a while now, flash.

Come on,
we've gotten ourselves

Out of way worse
situations than this.

You are such
a liar!

But thanks.

I know
you mean well.

I can't begin to tell you
how happy I am.

Well, you're
going to have to,

Because you sure
don't look it.

I mean, here I am,
just doing my job--

Kidnapping?
Hunting.

Extra-terrestrials.

We're not
extra-terrestrials.

No.
I'm dale arden.

I don't care who
you are, sweetheart.

But you...

You're lawrence gordon's son.

You're my jackpot.

[♪]

Rilik,
you son of a deviate.

You remembered.

Once a cuddle-bark girl,
always a cuddle-bark girl.

Haven't seen you in a while.

I was beginning to worry.

Do not waste your worry on me.

So, where have you been hiding?

In a good place.

But I have come
to ask about genessa.

Genessa?

So you haven't left the life?

I don't know
where she is, baylin.

But you know denzins
who know where she is.

Please, don't get me involved.

Vengeance is bad
for business.

[thud]

I do not
wish to harm her.

You should.

You teach her
everything you know,

She jumps three attributions
because of you,

Then she leaves you to die.

But I did not die.

This is all in the past.

Mm!

What is this?

It is called chocolate.

Incredibly rare
and extremely valuable.

Mm...

Strange and magnificent!

So, genessa...

Where would I find her?

I've got no idea, baylin.

But you have
channels.

You could send word for her.

Finding a dimensional rift

And lawrence gordon's son
in the same quaint suburb

Can't be a coincidence,
can it?

You built one,
didn't you?

Built what?

A rift generator.

What's that?

Some kind of
weird car part?

Nah, I've never heard of--
what's a lift generator?

Rift generator!

The portage initiative.

Nope.

We have no idea what
you're talking about.

Who are you?

The name's
montgomery.

And I know about the rifts.

Look, buddy,
you've got the wrong guy.

I restore
old cars, okay?

Now, unless you want

Your disturbingly
nondescript van pimped out,

You're looking in
the wrong direction.

No.

I was there.

I know
what your father achieved.

I was the head of
the sanitation team.

I cleaned it up
when it all went wrong.

Okay, look,
I understand

That your medication
is wearing off,

But if you
let us go now,

We might not
press charges.

Wait. The sanitation team?

We'd come in,

Deep-vault the hot docs,
make it all sub-rosa,

Seal the genie in the bottle.

Funny thing is,
we never found the blueprint.

The blueprint?

Your father stole
a very valuable blueprint

From the government.

You have it, don't you?

See, you just lost me again.

Maybe your buddy, zarkov,
can explain it.

I don't know any zarkov.

Do you know any zarkov?

Zarkov?
What kind of name
is zarkov?

Who's that?

[flash]: Now you're
just being paranoid.

You sound
like zarkov.

[beeps]

Oh... That--
that zarkov.

Yeah, that zarkov.

He was working
for your father,

And now he's working with you,

So where's the blueprint
he stole?

My father would
never steal anything.

We don't know what
you're talking about.

Okay.

Okay.

I guess we do this old school.

[chuckling]:
How retro.

He smokes, too.

Uh...

Not exactly.

I tell you this

Because you are the only one
who can understand.

Mm, not
to quibble, but...

Only because
you killed the others.

I did what
was necessary.

We face
a grave problem.

The rift generator.

I fear
that it endangers

The very fabric
of the universe.

Yes! Yes, exactly.

Finally, somebody
who understands.

This is fantastic.

Not that the fabric of
the universe is shredding--

That's bad--

The fact that you agree with me
that it is--

And as long as you keep using
the rift generator,

It's only going to get worse.

What if there were a way
to move between dimensions

Without damaging the veil?

Yes.

That makes perfect sense.

You see, I think our two planets
are fundamentally connected.

Did dr. Gordon ever talk to you
about bell's theorem

Or the e.P.R. Paradox?

Yes!

Well, what if the same
quantum mechanics

Were operating
at a planetary scale?

What if earth

And mongo

Are the opposite sides
of the same coin?

Opposite...

Apart, but forever
connected?

Yes, yes. Yes.

See, two planets,
two universes--

The dark to our light,

The negative to our positive,

The yin to our yang...

Or the yang to our yin?

It would
certainly explain

The similarities
between our two planets.

Yes. Of course.

But using the rift generator
to cross the divide

May damage that connection

And threaten to destroy
both our worlds.

I observed that the energy
required to create rifts was

Inconsistent.

So, the separation
between the dimensions

Would be inconsistent, too.

Exactly.

So, at some point
in time and space,

Our two planets must have been
much closer...

Connected.

So, if there was a way
to calculate

Where and when
these points were,

It would be possible to travel
with less force.

But, first, we would have to
find these connecting points,

And in order to find them,

We would have to have
a comprehensive knowledge

Of the structure of the...

Universe.
Universe.

Exactly. But how?

The imex.

It could tell us...

If only flash gordon
hadn't destroyed it.

Yes.

Ow.

What did you
just do to us?

Just a little something
to relax you

And help you answer
my questions.

You did not give us
a truth serum.

It's a trick.

It will never work.
Mm-mm.

Where do the rifts take you?

To mongo.
To mongo.

Okay, okay, maybe
it will work.

Where's mongo?

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

It's another planet.
Dale!

In another dimension.
Dale!

I knew it. Yes!
Dale, come on.

We can beat this, all right?
We've just got to be strong.

Be strong. Be strong. Be strong.
I'm trying!

It's hard!
It's like every thought
that crosses my mind

Just wants to leap
out of my mouth.

That's excellent.
Dale, just let it happen.

What else
did you want to tell me?

Flash is the best kisser
I've ever known.

[gasps]

Oh, my god, oh, my god.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, you did,
and thank you.

And you're pretty good
yourself.

Okay, let's try
to focus here.

Wait. Pretty good?

Hmm?

Who's better
than me? Aura?

Okay, first of all,

I cannot be held accountable
for that,

And, second of all, I am so
not answering these questions!

Who's aura?

Hey! It's my turn.

Answer the question.

Who's better, me or aura?

Okay, this is so not fair.

Tell me.
Mm-mm!

Tell me!
Mm-mm!

Okay, enough!
I'm asking the questions here.

Okay, well,
could you get her

To stop asking
personal questions then?

What is it with you two?

She broke my heart.

Before or after
you broke mine?

O...Kay.

Okay, just tell me.

Do you use the blueprint
to create the rifts?

We don't create the rifts.
They do.

We have no idea
what the blueprints are for.

My father was a physicist,
not an architect.

It's not that kind
of blueprint.

It's a schematic.

It's a piece of
advanced alien technology.

They found it in an incan temple
in nazca, peru.

Oh, you mean the imex.

Flash.

[groaning]: Oops!

No, no, no!
No! Uh-uh.

This imex,
what does it look like?

[straining]:
Um... Alien.

Glowy things?

With floaty symbols
all around. Oh!

Yes!

Damn it!
That's it.

Okay,
and what is it?

It's a molecular computer.

It contains the genetic code
of the universe.

The dna of the cosmos.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Now he's going to make you
tell him where it is.

No, I'm going to ask you
where it is.

Dale...
[whimpers]

Dale, you can do this.
Be strong, dale.

You can do this.
Where is it?

In zarkov's lab.

Dale!
Yeah, see?

I'm sorry!
Come on!

Where's zarkov's lab?

No! No, I am not
telling you that.

No!
Yes, you are.

[grunting]
yes. Yes.

Yeah? And then
what, huh?

Since you've been so good
about telling me the truth,

I guess I owe it to you
to return the favor.

Mm-hmm.

When I get the imex...

I'm going to kill you both.

Not good.

Honestly?
Not good.

Not good.
No.

We're good at this.

We're good together.

We could probably
take this creep out.

You're right.

You're hallucinating.

We could use his false
sense of confidence

Against him.

Mm-hmm.

Remember that song
when we were kids?

"head, shoulders,
knees and toes?"

Yeah, it goes,
"heads...

"shoulders!

"knees...

Toes!"

Ow... And fist.

I don't remember
that part of the song.

It's new.

You're amazing.

Get his legs.
I'm trying!

Good call.

We really do
work well together.

Yeah. We really do.

...Here's our own susan glass.

[glass]:
An unidentified female object

Oh, no.

Appeared out of thin air
at starshine park today.

No official word
from city government

As to what threat this creature
might pose to kendal.

Everybody knows!
That's okay.

We can totally spin this.

We just have to get back
to the skateboard park.

And then we can
take channel 7 down,

Just like
we took down this guy?

Actually, no.

We've got to get back there
because baylin and zarkov

Might be coming back
through the rift at any moment.

And then we can take down
channel 7?

[♪]

So, this is a set-up?

Would you have come
if I had asked?

Not without my I.P.

But you were never one to lie.

I guess your style has changed.

Not for the better.

I need to talk to you.

I've got nothing to say to you.

I want to help you.

[chuckling]

You? Help me?

You're an outcast.

You're a disgrace.

Why would I need your help?

Being away
has given me the chance

To think about things I did--

We did--
when we worked for ming.

Sentiment
does not become you.

Remember the councilman?

How the mother bargained
and the father wept?

Are you not ashamed
of what we did?

We did
what was required of us.

It doesn't have to be that way.

I got out,
you can too.

I don't work for ming anymore.

I have a new employer now.

Who?

Poaching for my job?

If I wanted your job,
I would have it.

So nice to see

You girls
together again.

And as friendly as ever.

Yes.

And she was even
good enough

To tell me exactly
what I needed to know.

There's only one place
in nascent city

That burns candles
of zephyr wax--

The pleasure garden.

[clearing throat]

Yeah, I understand.
I know! But--

We did, but--
right.

Why aren't we covering
the space babe,

Like that cute
susan glass on channel 7?

Because there are

More important stories
out there?

Now, first, arden
lets us get scooped.

Now, she's missing
in action.

Her explanation
had better be better

Than any story
she's ever covered.

Get her
on the phone. Now!

[excited chatter in background]

Oh, boy.

I hope you like granola!

You didn't have to come
all the way back here,

Channel 4.

You can join my fan club
on my website.

This is my story.

Stay away from the kid.

[exhaling]

What an awful day.

Everybody knows
about the rifts.

When baylin gets back
with zarkov,

They're walking right
into a homecoming party.

I'm saying things
I thought I'd never say,

And we have an unconscious
government agent

Tied up in the back
of a stolen van.

Maybe that's
the good news.

Yeah, right.

Dale arden.

[mitchell]:
Dale, I'm very sorry...

What was that?

I just got fired.

This belonged to dr. Gordon.

It's the imex code.

The key to understanding
the entire universe.

So, dr. Gordon
did work with you?

He helped you
build the rift generator?

Yes.

He knew
it was the best hope

For both our worlds.

And you still
killed him?

Don't assume that
you know what happened.

But that prisoner, krebb,
he told flash--

Flash was not safe on mongo.

As long as he believed
that his father was still alive,

He would not leave.

He was told what
he needed to hear

In order to protect him.

Are saying that dr. Gordon
may still be alive?

No.

Only that he wasn't executed.

Alone on mongo,
he wouldn't have survived long,

So, please, don't give flash
any false hopes.

Dr. Gordon,
did he know about these ebbs?

These thin spots in the veil?

No.

If he did,

I'm sure he would still
be working with me.

So that is why you must
pick up where he left off.

Imagine what
we might achieve

Through prolonged
collaboration.

We'd be building a bridge
to new worlds.

Together, we could save
both our peoples.

But how?

I can't stay here.

You must.

If you were to leave here now,
with the work unfinished,

You would doom
both of our worlds,

But if you stayed,

You would be the savior to all.

You're absolutely right.

I have to stay.

Dale, we've got to do
something about this crowd

Before baylin brings zarkov
back through the rift.

You're right.
But how?

I've got an idea...
We have to be sure

The truth serum's
worn off first.

How can we be sure?

I don't know,
ask me a question.

Okay.

Who's the better kisser,
me or aura?

Okay, we're going to
be able to do this.

[rummaging in van]

[♪]

[clearing throat]

I'm special agent
bernard saint,

From the echelon division
of the dod's subcommittee

On extra-terrestrial
conjunction and oversight.

Do you have any idea

The kind of damage
you've done?

What? Damage?

No, man, look,
I'm spreading the truth.

Actually, you've just
endangered the lives

Of over six billion people

And several million
household pets.

Now, normally, extermination
is the only option,

But because you seem
like a nice kid,

I'm willing to
give you a chance.

No. No looking at me.

I just want
to get on tv, okay?

That's all I--

No talking.

Ow! What the hell
was...?

You've just been implanted

With a untraceable
subdermal microchip.

We are now going to be
tracking your every move,

So I suggest you cease
all illegal activity,

And bury this story
immediately,

If not sooner.

If not, I'll be
forced to move you

To a off-grid secure
location indefinitely.

Look-- okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay!

What do I--
what do I do?

Tell me what to do!

With this and the imex,
we could do it.

We could cross
the dimensions with ease.

With the imex,

There would be
no more damage.

A bright future
for both our worlds.

If only we had the imex...

Baylin.

What a surprise.

That is the idea.

Zarkov, time to go home.

No! I have to stay.

What?

We need to go back.

Go back to what, hans?

We're going to work together.
Save everyone.

You don't understand.

No. You do not.

He will use you,
and discard you, or worse.

Tell him.

Do the right thing.
Tell him the truth.

There is no greater master
than rankol.

Zarkov, we are leaving. Now.

Get up there.
Get up!

One word from me,

And this room will fill
with guards.

Go!

[screaming]

[thud]

Well, we're going live
in about seven seconds!

[cheering]

We close
tonight's newscast

With this live update.

Craig, what else
can you reveal

About this mysterious
circumstance

That has gripped
the public's imagination?

I...

Made it all up.

[crowd aghast]
what?

By that you mean?

Uh... I wanted
15 minutes of fame,

So I made that video

And you guys
put me on the news.

So... Thank you,
I guess.

Hey, mom! Mm-mwah!

[crowd laughing and cheering]

For channel 7,
I'm susan glass.

I see through you!

I mean, the world
through you!

I kissed susan glass!

I made out with susan glass!

Are we off?

Come on!

Who the hell
do you think you are,

Pulling this on me?

Susan, honestly.

I had nothing to do
with craig changing his tune.

As soon as I prove
you're responsible,

You're going down.

[♪]

I failed you.

Yes, you did.

I can return
zarkov to you.

And kill baylin.

I know you can.

[coughs]

[sputters]

[gulps]

[gasping]

[wheezing]

Why?

Because I'm afraid
that you know too much.

But I do appreciate
all that you've done for me.

Should we move on
to plan "c"?

Call a tow truck
for mr. Crazy
and his van?

Look out!

I don't believe it.

[menacing growling]

Oh! Okay...

[slams down lock]

I do believe it.

[growling]

Oh, my god.

[zarkov groaning]

Ah!

Well, he's in
for quite a shock.

Why are you
wearing a dress?

This is not a dress.

It's a scientist's robe.

A symbol
of respect and dignity.

Are you okay?

He is fine.

She tried
to killed me.

I think my ankle
is broken.

Merely twisted.

No! It's clicking.
Listen.

Listen. Click.

He did not
wish to return.

Zarkov,
are you crazy?

Rankol needed my help.

What?
You were considering it?

Your father
worked for him.

Yeah, and look at what
happened to him.

Zarkov, that guy
killed my father.

He's evil.
You can't trust him.

Thank you
for saving me.

I'm really glad
to be back.

I'm just going to go
back to my lab

And get out of this thing.

...So I ask you
to look at this

As proof of the danger
of rushing a story to air

Before it's been thoroughly,
professionally researched.

You know
what I really like?

That I'm willing
to come in here

And stand up
for my principles?

That you can almost feel
her ratings falling.

Okay.

We've wasted
enough time on this.

Get back to work.

Yes, sir.

[speed-dialing]

[cell phone ringing]

Dale.

So, I got
my job back.

Hey, that's great!
That's great.

Montgomery didn't get the imex.

Everything--
everything's going to be fine.

Zarkov got home
safe and sound.

There's just, uh,
one little loose end.

And what's that?

Well, I never did
answer your question

About who's the better kisser.

That's okay.

I already know the answer
to that.

[chuckles]

[♪]