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XT1 calling TX4

Blue sedan approaching from the north

Do you read me? Over

This is TX4

I read you

permission to allow for blue sedan to pass

anything else?

I'll see.

(Andy) Aunt Bee,

I think it's your father.

He's talking to a lady.

Is it lunchtime already.

Well it's almost noon

Oh what we got?

Well we got chicken salad sandwich.

Sliced tomatoes.

Pickles.

And blueberry muffins.

Oh, excelent, excelent.

Your father's going to have a chicken salad sandwich

pickles tomatoes and a blueberry muffin for lunch

Their heading for the courthouse.

Okay signing off.

There we are, Hello Opie

Oh hi op.

I know what your gonna have for lunch Pa.

Chicken salad sandwich tomatoes pickles and a blueberry muffin.

Know how I know.

See

what's that.

To walkie talkie.

My friend Tommy is up on the roof over the barbershop.

He's the lookout.

He heard everything you said.

On the roof?!

Tell him to get down from there.

Okay.

TX4 to XT1

Yeah TX4?

My Pa says get off the roof.

Who's Tommy.

He's the new boy who moved into town

his father's the chief accountant at the new shoe factory

there you are now,

I hope you like it

Oh I will

Now don't come home to late Opie.

I won't

Bye.

Gee I didn't know they made them that small.

I bet they're expensive. Yeah.

Hi Hi

this is Tommy Pa.

Nice to meet you Tommy

same here.

Tommy's my friend Good.

Better stay off the roof Tommy

okay.

Opie tells me you're new in Mayberry

Hoe do you like it so far?

It's okay I guess.

There isn't much to do in a small town like this.

Well you'll get used to it, Opie will show you around.

Gee is, this the whole jail?

Yeah that's it.

With a jail this small I guess you gotta real easy job.

Yeah.

As long as folks behave themselves.

Hey that's so swell gun.

Don't touch the guns Tommy

they're not for children.

Oh That's alright, I know what I'm doin'

I said don't touch the guns

don't do that.

Here he is Andy.

How you like him?

Well my goodness look at that fine dog.

Boy, he's nice.

Where did you get him Goober?

Found him well he's a fine dog.

he's funny Lookin'.

Funny looking.

Yeah what's wrong with the way he looks.

Goober,

uh, meet Tommy, Tommy this is Goober, works out to filling station.

Hey Tommy. Hi

Boy I sure would like to have a dog like this.

My dad's giving me a horse.

Your own horse?

You mean just for you?

yeah.

My dad's just waiting to find one of the right price.

Hey Op why don't you get one too?

Gee Pa, No Op.

Well maybe I'll let you ride mind.

Thanks

Hey let's go down at my house

okay.

Bye Pa. So long Goober Bye

Bye Op.

Nice Meetin' you Tommy. Nice Meeting you.

Well... How you doing good dog.

What you going to name?

Spot.

Spot?

Yeah he ain't got any spots on him so I call him Spot.

Made that up myself.

Baught him that collar too.

oh yeah.

I'm gonna teach him how to sit up.

You are? yeah

Wanna see? Yeah.

Watch this.

Hey Spot.

Come on boy.

Sit up. Sit up.

You can do it boy.

Come on Sit up.

Come on boy.

Sit up.

Sit.

Sit.

I Knowed it. What.

He just ain't a show off Andy.

You think it will work?

Sure.

Hey Spot,

you stay right here

I'm going to go in and put a patch on this tube.

Come on.

Now see that didn't take too long did it.

(Dog) Nope.

You little rascal, for second it sounded like you said something.

I did.

Did you?

Say something to me?

Sure I did.

I'm not talkin' just to hear my self talk.

Oh hi Goober.

Hi Floyd how are you?

Oh I can't complain. You?

I'm fine thanks.

What's new?

New?

Nothings new.

You seen Andy?

No

no.

Want a haircut?

No thanks.

Shave?

No.

Ha

ha, ha, ha,

Ha.

Ha.

What's so funny?

I just think thinking about a

TV show I saw the last night about a...

Talking dog

Ain't that ridiculous Floyd a talking dog. Oh sure it is.

Of course they have taught a lot of things to a lot of animals so.

Maybe somebody could.

Teach a dog how to talk.

you really think so.

Well.

If a dog can bark that sound...

is coming from your throat

barkin' ain't talking.

Dogs can hear can't they?

Well sure they can.

well sure if dogs can

hear that can make sounds

why shouldn't somebody be able to teach them how to talk?

You just might have something ther Floyd.

A talking dog.

Hey wouldn't that be something.

Oh boy if I had a talking dog Goober

I'd give up this barbershop

I'd make a fortune.

I'll see you Floyd I've got to go.

Goober?

Hey Goober?

Hey Goober.

Oh hey Andy, want some gas?

Yeah I wish you'd give me a tank full Goober and I got a squeak in my left front fender,

I wish you'd fix that I'll just leave the car here in walk back over

and pick it up later this afternoon, okay?

Oh yeah

yeah.

Teaching your dog any tricks?

Well. Uh...

Well it takes time Goob, takes time.

Sure does.

(Andy) Well... Hows Goober treating you good dog? Huh?

I believe you gain a little weight since you been here.

When you're going to start doing some tricks for Goober?

Flies.

Yeah.

Say something. Say something.

You alright Goober?

Yeah.

Fine.

I got a bottle of pop.

I see.

I knew you couldn't talk.

Shh

But I love you.

I really do love you but I knowed you couldn't talk.

I must have been hearing thanks before.

Anybody knows dogs can't talk.

Who can't talk.

We ought to keep this thing just between you and me for a while.

A talkin' dog.

I got me a talkin' dog.

We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!

It's your move Andy.

You move too fast Andy, too fast!

Wanna do a little fishin' this weekend?

Andy.

I'm concentrating.

I'm sorry

it's one thing you gotta learn about checkers that

it's a game of concentration.

Yeah.

You can't expect to win if you don't watch what's going on.

Who's move is it?

Yours. Oh, Andy.

Hey Andy. Hey Floyd.

Oh hey Goober.

Pull up a chair.

Well I don't interrupt your game.

Oh you're not interrupting anything, Floyd's got me cornered.

My car ready?

Your car?

I forgot it Andy.

Oh, Well.

I'll stop by and pick it up later on this afternoon.

I'm sorry about your car Andy but.

I got some important things to do.

Like what?

Well

things like

selling things.

You mean gasoline and oil.

Furniture.

See that's what I come over to tell you.

I'm leaving mayberry.

Leaving mayberry?

Soon as Wally finds a replacement for me fillin' station.

You mean you're leaving for good

Well I'll come back to visit if I get a chance but,

who knows where I'll be.

Chicago new York Hollywood Raleigh.

I'll probably be doing a lot of traveling.

What are you talking about

I can't tell you Andy.

Why not?

He told me not say anything

Who? The dog. Oh

The dog?

He made me promise.

Did you hear that Floyd.

The dog made him promise not to say anything to us.

Yeah.

That's terrible terrible.

Why you have only known that dog for a few days

and you listened to him before you.

Alright, I know.

I know.

I couldn't believe it myself at first but he can talk

spike can really talk

you sound like you're serious.

Would I be quitin' my job if I wasn't.

What I be leaving mayberry.

Face facts Andy.

What kind of facts?

like you've got a dog that talks?

Yeah, and together me and hims going to be rich and famous

we're gonna enter the show business.

Goober

and the world's only talking dog.

Well Goober I've seen that dog.

I've spent time with him right at the filling station.

How come he never said anything to me.

Well maybe he never felt like it.

I know lots of times I sit around and I don't feel like talking.

That's true Andy.

me too.

For heaven sakes.

Well I can see there ain't no use talking to you Andy.

Well you'll have to forgive me Goober

After all I'm only a human being.

(Laughing)

All right go ahead and laugh. You two laugh all you want to.

But we'll see who laughs last.

I'll see you Goober.

A talkin' dog.

I really didn't mean to tell Andy you could talk Spot but.

Will it just come out.

You'll forgive me won't ya?

Sure Goober.

He had to find out sooner or later.

You're a real pal. Thanks

That's okay.

Right now we gotta talk about business.

Hey yeah

I had some real good ideas about that.

Yeah go ahead.

Well

wouldn't it be something if.

You come out on stage and

start singin' how much is at doggie the window?

Well that's korny.

Yeah guess so.

You want me to teach you couple of fancy tricks?

No I'm not good at doing tricks.

I

I got a bad leg.

You do?

I'm sorry.

But I know what we could do that would really be different.

I could teach you to tricks.

Me.

Sure, can't you see it?

The dog gives the orders.

Master does the tricks, We'd be great

You really think so.

You bet.

Well.

You want us to be rich don't you?

Well you know I do.

Okay, then... Let's get started.

Goober, Beg.

What?

Yeah. Beg.

That's not bad but,

Hold your paws higher.

That's the idea.

Now

Speak.

What?

Go on, Speak.

What do I say?

Your not supposed to say anything. Just bark.

Go on.

Woof. Woof.

That's good. Keep going Goober.

Woof.

Good boy.

Woof. Good boy Goober, Good Boy. Keep barking Goober.

Hey Tommy.

Hold it, it's my pa.

Let's get out of here.

Ya think he saw us? I don't think so.

Come on.

(Goober) Woof woof woof woof

Woof.

Woof.

Woof. Hey Goober.

Hey Andy.

Anything I can do for you

or did you come over to have another laugh at me and my talking dog.

Goober I'm sorry about this afternoon I really am.

You don't say.

Hear that boy?

Sheriff Taylor's appologising to us. Ya think we ought to accept?

Listen Goober, Wait a second Andy.

I'd like to hear what my associate has to say.

How about it Spot?

Goober let's not go through that again.

Whats the matter Andy?

You don't really think I believe dogs can do you?

Why that's just plain silly.

Go ahead boy.

Tell him I know dogs can't talk.

Look Goober

Go ahead. Tell him,

Tell the Sheriff.

Goober please.

hey boy

you'll do that for me won't you huh?

won't you?

I barked for you didn't I?

Well the least you can do is speak for me.

Goober listen,

I tell ya Andy can talk

he really can talk he's just being stubborn that's all

Now you say something.

Will you listen to me for a second?

I know it's because of you because your a sheriff.

No.

Well It must be around here somewhere.

Here.

There it is.

What is it.

Walkie talkie.

You had a joke played on you Goober.

Joke?

Yeah.

I guess that's some kids idea of fun.

Kids.

Yeah that new boy Tommy.

That was the voice you heard.

And Opie was in on it.

Opie?

Yeah.

I saw them behind those trees when I was coming over here.

They really know how to play a good joke.

Well it's not my idea of a good joke.

Andy they're just... kids.

They'll learn.

Yeah they'll learn.

You can rest assured of that Goober.

They're going to learn.

I didn't say anything but I thought he was a bad influence.

Well let's not blame it all on Tommy.

Is an instigator

Maybe he's not the best kind of friend for Opie But Opie's got a mind of his own.

He's only eleven years old. That's old enough to know it was wrong.

Look at em'.

Both of them just carrying on having a fun time as if nothing was wrong.

What's the matter Tommy.

I'm sick of playing catch.

Wanna have some batting practice? I'll pitch to ya.

Nah.

Well if I had my horse righ now,

I sure wouldn't be sitting around here doing nothing.

Yeah we'd be out ride when we.

Sure hope my dad finds me one soon.

Well.

If he were mine he wouldn't be in any rush to get a horse.

Be some time before he could sit in the saddle.

Well. What do ya say boys.

Hi Pa. Hi Mr. Taylor.

Not much happening huh.

No we're just talking things over.

Well.

You can't get in any trouble that way.

I'll see ya.

Bye. Bye Pa.

Hey uh.

Tommy.

Didn't you say your father was looking for a horse to buy for you?

Did you see one Mr Taylor, did you see one?

Well no not exactly but I was over at the filling station a while ago and a man came

in and told Goober that he had a fine young horse he had to sell real cheap.

Did you hear that Opie?

yeah.

Do you know where the man lives where I can see the horse?

Uh no I had to leave then but I did hear the man tell Goober he is going to leave

him his phone number in case he knew anybody that wanted to by the horse.

We gotta get there right away! Gee Pa would you drive us to Goobers?

please huh

please

well.

Okay

but let me make one quick phone call first. Okay?

Let's go wait in the squad car.

Sarah,

will you get me Goober at fillin' station.

What's the number Goober? What's the number?

What.

The man with the horse, his telephone number!

The man with the horse?

Oh you remember Goober.

Oh.

That man.

Yeah he had a beautiful horse

yeah I know but what's the number.

Now let me see.

Oh Goober, didn't even write it down?

Well tell you the truth it didn't have a pencil handy.

But I got a better way I remembered things.

You see.

I told it to my dog.

What's the matter don't look so disappointed.

You see hardly anybody else knows this.

But, Spot can talk.

Yeah watch.

Hey Spot.

Remember that number I told you before?

Can't you remember Goober can't you just try?

don't worry

Spot'll tell you.

Tell em' boy.

Tell him the number.

He can't talk he'e a dog. He can't talk.

well sure he can.

Come on boy

you remember the phone number.

The man that had the beautiful horse.

That he wanted to sell real cheap.

Speak boy

speak

speak.

He can't talk because he never could talk.

What.

I hooked my walkie talkie under his coller.

I was the one that done talking.

It was all a trick.

Well I guess that makes us even.

Because there never was a man with a horse

We made that up.

That was a trick of ours.

Pretty good trick, wasn't it Andy.

What's so funny about that?

Nothing.

Nothing funny about that.

It was a practical joke just like the one you pulled on Goober.

Practical jokes can hurt people.

If I was you, I'd go home and think about that.

Now as for you young man.

I still love you spot

who knows.

Maybe one day you'll learn how to set up or something.

Hey Goober. Hi Goober.

Hey boys.

Goober.

Tommy me were just talking.

Well

Goober? We're sorry about the trick we pulled on you.

That's okay.

Hey Goober, you want to play walky-talky with us?

Well how you play it?

Well.

Opie and I are secret agents

I'm TX4 and he's X2I

We have to blow up a bridge and your our contact.

Hey, Okay and I'll be XYZ7

Okay! And we'll play up on that hill.

And we'll make like we'er surrounded by a whole bunch of enemy agents.

And your talking to us, helping us get out.

Okay and we play like my hands are tied behind my back

And uh, Spot's an FBI Dog

He's gonna let me loose

and I'm gonna come up and let ya'll loose.

Okay you can use this one.

Alright.

See you press that button to talk.

And when you don't want to talk.

Then you just lifted up and then you talk through this. Okay.

And that's the antenna. Okay.

This is uh,

XYZ7

Calling FBI dog Spot.

XYZ7 calling FBI dog Spot.

over

Come in FBI dog Spot.

sync, corrected by Cowboy Dougie ♡ For My Sugar Plum ♡