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天外来客高清
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没想到吧
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我大龙又回来了
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怎么会
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我要把属于我的全都拿回来
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你们的通通都是我的
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我要让四山五岳
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九江八湖的人都知道我大龙还活着
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谁敢挡我
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我就要谁的命
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就是神龙大侠
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也叫他有来无回
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阿宝怎么还不来呀
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按说这孩子早就应该到了才对
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平哥先别急
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悠着点别慌
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我哪里慌了
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好了 阿宝肯定不会出事
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他会不会生病
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会不会受伤了
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会不会饿死了
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你就把心放宽吧
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咱那小子这会肯定在哪打个小盹
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捕个大鱼的
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看招
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真没素质
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好啊还来劲了
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哎 啊
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你…你等着
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嘿…哈
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行了大笨鱼
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本大侠没功夫再陪你玩了
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耶
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哎吻喂哎哟喂
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再玩一次太好玩啦
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再玩一次
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哈哈哈
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你这个海鲜以后别上陆地上瞎转悠了
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迟到了哦迟到了
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是神龙大侠
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行不更名坐不改姓
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正是在下
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神龙大侠俺们爱你
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我也爱你们热情的粉丝
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-请给我签个名 -签我帽子上
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别急别急
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想签哪儿都行
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阿宝
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哦对不起师傅
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那什么我帮您擦擦
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您看这么一擦好像更丑了
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我有事找你
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你有啥事尽管说
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剪完彩我就来听
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什么剪彩
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你去剪什么彩
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这个天慧法杖
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是乌龟大师亲手送给我的
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传说得此法杖者便可得通天法力
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自由穿行于三界间
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能开启那扇通往灵界的封印之门
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甚至还能在这风水宝地
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给咱们新开张的"神龙大侠面条豆腐店"送福
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面条香浓好劲道
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豆腐美味震山倒
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盖世五侠他们也会来这里吗
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很可惜他们来不了了
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盖世五侠去环游四海行侠仗义了
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1旱娇虎去教训那群野鸡帮
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猴王去寻找下落不明的称猴
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灵鹤在鳄鱼国当大王
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说来话长
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俏小龙在劝眼镜蛇跟猫融握手言和
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话说蛇有手吗
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快蝗螂在忙着讨老婆欢心
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不然很有可能会脑袋不保
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盖世武侠没来没关系
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咱们这有和盖世武侠一样大的画板子
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有谁想要合影吗
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-耳仔 -别急别急
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一个一个来嗯你
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-轮到我了 -轮到我了
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下一个是你
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他把您生气的样子
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画得太形象了
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我有话跟你说
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来
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能画成小的吗
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放口袋里
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-阿宝 -来了
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还记得你第一次爬长阶上翡翠宫吗
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那怎么忘得了
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我以为这辈子都爬不上去了
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可你还是爬上来了
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如今你将迎来新的使命
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踏上一段新的台阶
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新的台阶
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啥意思啊
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我不都已经爬到顶了吗
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我失 忆了
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你要收个徒弟继承你的衣钵
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继承啥钵钵
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你的衣钵
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成为新的神龙大侠
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哈哈哈
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师傅你可真逗
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我就是神龙大侠
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呃不是不是等会
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所以我以后就不再是神龙大侠了
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就这意思
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那我以后是什么
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你选好传人以后
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等在你面前的将是天下武学的巅峰
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成为和平谷的灵魂宗师
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哇
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灵魂宗师是干啥的
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就像以前乌龟大师那样
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守护和平
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为大家传道授业
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传递薪火
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谢谢师傅这么看得起我
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不过神龙大侠的活就已经够我忙的了
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神龙大侠的活
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你手里拿的什么
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-饼干呐 -另一只手
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您说天慧法杖
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乌龟大师把天慧法杖给你
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是让你拿它去给饭馆剪彩
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到处跟人合影的吗
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给我的时候没说不行啊
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乌龟大师把它托付给你
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是希望你能追随他的脚步
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超越自我更上一层楼
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你拿走吧
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胡闹乌龟大师没有选择我
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成为灵魂宗师不是我的使命
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我已经坦然接受了这一事实
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真的不受伤
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听着挺受伤
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我说没受伤就没受伤
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-好好好 没受伤 -你应该觉得光荣
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乌龟大师当年选了你
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现在轮到你来选传人了
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我说师傅
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我好不容易找个事能干好
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您就这么把他给夺走了
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没有人要夺走你什么
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这只是你更上高楼的一个过程
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可我喜欢比武
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享受那种刀光剑影
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您的好意我心领了
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可是我真不懂怎么传道授业
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传递薪火呀
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我就擅长干两件事
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痛揍对手
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记下他们的名字
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要说实话
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其实我也不咋擅长记下别人的名字
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之前那个会喷火的鳄鱼叫啥来着
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我只记得个鳄…字
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你的使命是守护和平谷的和平
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守护和平的方法并不是只有
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痛揍对手
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是有别的
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可别的都没意思啊
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师傅我就只会当神龙大侠
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这是我的天职
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那是以前和平谷必须有灵魂宗师
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乌龟大师选择了你
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明天一早我们就举行选徒大会
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选徒大会
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啥选徒大会
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神龙大侠神龙大侠
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神龙大侠
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太牛了
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这都行啊
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呃哦 绝了
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-走你 -这次是100分
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哦吼 漂亮
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阿宝大师将选出
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新的继任神龙大侠之人
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神龙大侠神龙大侠神龙大侠
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神龙大侠
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全都是高手太难选了
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我随便瞎点一个吧
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等会这啥情况
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手自己动起来了
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新的神龙大侠还是我
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你必须选个传人 这事由不得你胡闹
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我还真看不出来 他们哪像神龙大侠
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机缘到了就看到了
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怎么知道机缘就没到
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您知道
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我迷茫的时候
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就会来这里寻求上天的旨意
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这也是跟乌龟大师学的
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我不迷茫
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我就是还没做好心理准备
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你手里拿的什么
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天慧法杖
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-另一只手 -啃剩下的桃核
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就是桃核
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每一个桃核都可能长成一棵参天大树
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呃这跟我问的问题有啥关系啊
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别问我去问老天爷
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要当桃核阿宝要当桃核
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来吧那就
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来吧老天爷那就指点指点我吧
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心如止水心如止水心如止水
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豆腐蘸水蘸点啥好呢
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臭豆腐加点芝麻酱就更香了
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呃
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心如止水 心如止水
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压根就不管用好吗
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把注意力放在呼吸上
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我也想 可你跟我说话真的很影响我
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难道不是你自己在跟自己说话吗
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你俩能不能闭上嘴
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我这专心打坐呢
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不对我是阿宝的心声
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你是谁啊
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我是阿宝心声的心声
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我心里到底有多少声音啊
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你还是别问了
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-这地方扎屁股 -我可太爱工作了
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天哪还有别的声音
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-我现在好想吃烧烤 -小声点 你们别喊了…
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啊…
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老天爷
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是你吗
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听好了藏头露尾之徒
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神龙大侠在此
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还不快快束手就擒
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呀哈
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我知道你在这
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躲得了今天躲不了明天
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你小子今天死定了
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灯花大侠的宝刀
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算你识货我可以放你一马
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但那把刀你得还我
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还你就还你
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好可怕哟
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你居然有根拐杖耶
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你腿又不瘸要拐杖干什么
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这不是瘸腿时候用的拐杖
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你听说过天慧法杖吗
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小心被神龙大侠发现 把你熊腿打断
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都说了我就是神龙大侠
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我直说了
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我真看不出来你哪像神龙哪像大侠
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你竟敢衰读神圣的英雄殿
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你说谁 衰读什么
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鸵鸟大师的蛋
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抱歉手滑了
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哎呀
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-穿山甲大师的金刚不坏锁链丢 -手又滑了
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呸
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装着英灵之魂的天语瓶
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已经被我打碎过两次了
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干嘛放个装死人的瓶子
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怪疹人的
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大块头你还撑得住吗
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是不是有点困了
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我现在精神的很
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花栗鼠大师的破敌锤
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我绝对饶不了你
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哈罗
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你骗我
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这不叫骗
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这叫技巧
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后会有期吧熊猫
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站住
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今日恩怨今日结
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服不服
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我服了英勇神武的发面馒头大侠
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是神龙大侠
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你别碰我
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我就奇了怪了
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你这种货色是怎么当上神龙大侠的
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这个问题等你进了和平谷看守所
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有两年的时间可以慢慢想
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和平谷看守所咋不叫托儿所呢
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周末的时候还真是托儿所
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平时就是看守所
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大侠在这呢
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神龙大侠
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大龙回来了
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大龙他还活着
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他抢走了我们的铁矿
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砸了我们的矿场
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他不是应该在灵界吗
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他又复活了
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他说他要把和平谷变成一片焦土
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让神龙大侠跪地求饶
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-他…回来了 -大侠你一定要想想办法
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…回来了大龙
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看来这里碰上奇怪事的不止我一个呀
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有句话你听过吗
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凡走过必留下脚印
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大脚小脚都一样
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凡走过必留下脚印
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大脚小脚都一样
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算你厉害狐狸
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你还知道些什么
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也许知道也许不知道
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逗你呢我知道
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我知道的可多了
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-快说 -我凭什么告诉你
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有什么好处吗
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多做好事能让你的内心得到安宁
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你太可爱了
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有人这么说过你吗
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我指的不光是外表上的
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我没时间陪你扯皮
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大龙这会就在和平谷里搞破坏呢
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也许吧或者
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大龙不过是那妖婆使的障眼法
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什么妖婆
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拿来吧
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她是变形女王
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能够变成任何人的模样
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拥有千张面孔
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她是骗术大师
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口吐谎话眼冒绿光的变色龙
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她的名字叫魅影妖后
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麻烦两位大哥回避一下好吧
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这个妖后什么来头
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只知道她是天下第一的幻术师
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这么说是她假扮成了大龙
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我跟和平谷哪得罪她了
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这是个好问题
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你该问问她
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有道理
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我上哪去找这个什么魅影妖后啊
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你是绝对找不到她的
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除非有一个高人来指点你
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那我要上哪去找这个高人呢
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哼我就是
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除了我还能有谁
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我就是你要找的高人
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死心吧你
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我自己也能找到她
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加油不就是找个啥都能变
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神出鬼没的幻术师吗
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能有多难
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好你帮我找到魅影妖后
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-我帮你想办法尽量减短刑期 -成交
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-阿宝呢 -啊
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你到底在搞什么
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呃…有
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有一个会变形的幻术师在干坏事
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这里是归盖世五侠管
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他们又不在
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总得有人来保护和平谷吧
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阿宝我知道改变并非易事
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你又那么喜欢当神龙大侠
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可你的使命就是找到传人
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我跟神龙大侠都商量好了
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你少管闲事老松鼠
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师傅才不是什么老松鼠
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我是小熊猫
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你还别说
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跟你挺般配
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阿宝这事你决定
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我相信你的决定
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一定不会让乌龟大师失望
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谢谢几位招待啊
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你要去哪
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-托儿所给一星 -站住
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看守所给五星
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-她上哪去 -你给我回来
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放心我很送她回来保证没有人会发现
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你的使命应该是传道授业
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传递薪火
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就当我作为神龙大侠最后一次历练
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我去去就回
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帮我跟爹爹们带个好再见了师傅
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耶 重新获得自由的感觉真是太好了
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你这痒痒挠不错
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-拿来 -哎
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这玩意真能打开封印灵界的大门
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没你想的那么简单
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想要得到它的力量
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就必须要把它给出去
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哇 给是为了得
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那你把它给我叹
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哎 你把我当什么了
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冤大头啊
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啥是冤大头
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就是特别好偷的对象
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因为他们特热情
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特没戒心就像你
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哈过奖了
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我听说那魅影妖后胃大如牛
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狮子老虎跟她…那都算是小鸡喂她
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她最爱吃的就是熊猫
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江湖传言
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这个魅影妖后精通各种邪门妖术
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他的名字你敢连喊三遍
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半夜她就会来抓你
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魅影妖后能变成任何人的模样
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-包括你 -也包括你
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李叔叔李叔叔
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是真的吗
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00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,450
阿宝这次要打败一个会幻术的坏蛋
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那个魅影妖后吗
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是啊神龙大侠的事永远忙不完
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00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,170
老李你说阿宝带着这么个犯人
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去打一个会幻术的坏蛋
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这事我是越想心里就越慌啊
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别慌咱们阿宝下到妖魔上到外仙
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什么样的对手没见过
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00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,260
不都搞定了吗
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00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:55,300
倒也是
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你说得对
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可你要是错了呢
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00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:01,560
放宽心平哥不就是个玩幻术的
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能坏到哪去
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00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:05,560
她谁呀
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-也敢差使爷几个 -给咱们下马威呢
421
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,740
咱们几个可是刺柏城
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00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,450
鼎鼎大名的帮派老大呀
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00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,950
她就是条做梦吞大象的蛤蟆眼四脚蛇
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别忘了她会使用幻术
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00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,540
以前咱们多威风
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00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,000
现在抢来的钱还得上交她一半
427
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,420
坏事干得好好的
428
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,290
全被她搅活了
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00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,440
那我们要怎么办呢
430
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,320
联手一块把她打倒
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你疯了他是变形高手
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没准他就藏在我们当中
433
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谁都没看出来
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直说了吧你是魅影妖后
435
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你是魅影妖后
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-又或者说… -不会吧
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-也许… -别出来了
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我才是魅影妖后
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都…都就叫你别出来了
440
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,570
我们刚才说的那些都是胡话
441
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请您原谅
442
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没事不用道歉
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你们几个的帮派
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都是靠着压榨弱小发家
445
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现在被别人压榨了
446
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心里自然不是滋味
447
00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:09,710
更何况压榨你们的还是区区一条
448
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做梦吞大象的…后面是什么来着
449
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蛤蟆眼四脚蛇
450
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现在这条四脚蛇还想要更多的
451
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束d柏城都归你了
452
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,060
你到底还想要什么
453
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我一直有一个特别的心愿
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很快就要实现了
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现在就等着
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-血月 -血月
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那不就是后天
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时间不多了
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要花的钱却一分不少
460
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所以我把这个月的保护费
461
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涨到你们盈利的六成
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不干
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你刚才说什么
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00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,570
我说我…不敢不从
465
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:52,610
不用害怕
466
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,570
我原谅你
467
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,450
当面顶撞我
468
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,300
背后重伤我
469
00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:02,010
甚至口出狂言想踩到我的头上来
470
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,830
我都原谅
471
00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:06,140
但我绝不会忘记
472
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,480
要说我的记性好到什么程度
473
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:12,260
-求您别说 -我能和大象媲美
474
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:29,880
你是不是觉得我对你们太好了
475
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,670
那你可就错了
476
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,800
你绝对想象不到
477
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:37,870
我对你们到底能有…多好
478
00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:46,620
明天日出之前把钱给我带来
479
00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:52,150
什么时候能停下来吃饭呀
480
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:52,940
为民除害
481
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:54,150
就不能因为吃饭停下
482
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,780
不过偶尔吃个点心还是可以的
483
00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:58,450
我瓣半块饼干给您
484
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,320
你这样瓣半块饼干给我
485
00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:01,870
是因为你心地特别善良吗
486
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,240
-嗯哼 -你的葫芦里到底在卖什么药
487
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,240
我没听明白
488
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,080
就是坑蒙拐骗各种花招
489
00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:09,030
你到底吃不吃饼干
490
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,370
我会一直盯着你的
491
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,010
还要走多久才能找到魅影妖后啊
492
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,500
不老远了
493
00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:34,650
-扼 -啊 啊 老李
494
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:35,820
你大半夜不睡觉
495
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,110
扒什么墙头啊
496
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,190
哎我我…
497
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,740
我就是欣赏一下血月的奇景
498
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,530
拉倒吧还说我操心
499
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,450
你不也一样
500
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:44,580
好吧我承认
501
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,900
大家都觉得熊猫是悠哉悠哉的傻乐呵
502
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,750
可是其实我心里慌得要死
503
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,960
我也是阿宝那么悠哉悠哉的傻乐呵
504
00:23:53,970 --> 00:23:56,130
怎么斗得过一个会变形的幻术师
505
00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:57,300
会不会被抓住
506
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,260
会不会被打残
507
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,090
-呃 -呃
508
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,040
我的儿子啊
509
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:02,930
别慌别慌
510
00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:05,350
轮本事他们可能不相上下
511
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,140
可有一样东西咱阿宝有
512
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,220
而那个魅影妖后没有的
513
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,350
是什么
514
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,310
咱俩
515
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,140
走吧
516
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,230
赶紧找咱们的儿子去
517
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,440
阿宝别出事啊
518
00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,820
跟你说老李
519
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,900
有一位鹅大师曾经说过
520
00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:21,450
心急那是喝不了热面汤滴
521
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,530
哪个鹅大傻说的
522
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:24,110
我呀我就是这个鹅大傻
523
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,390
-哦鹅大师 -嗯对
524
00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,060
哇
525
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,620
我头一回见到那么大的村子
526
00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:32,150
那不是村子
527
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,330
那是刺柏城
528
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,750
魅影妖后就在那吧
529
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,000
坐个船就到了
530
00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:39,840
然后我给你送到她家大门口
531
00:24:39,850 --> 00:24:41,550
真有船夫愿意送咱们过去吗
532
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,550
只要给够钱
533
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,760
天涯海角这帮贪财鬼都能送咱们去
534
00:24:44,770 --> 00:24:47,930
实在不行咱们还可以来招顺爪牵羊
535
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:49,580
不许偷东西
536
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:51,630
快乐兔酒馆
537
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,630
名字挺喜庆啊
538
00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,010
有谁丢兔子了吗
539
00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:07,560
快点搅啊
540
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,660
欢迎二位光临快乐兔酒馆
541
00:25:12,670 --> 00:25:13,870
我来找船夫
542
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,820
你看看这有啥吃的
543
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,410
记住别惹事
544
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:20,670
大哥你们玩什么呢
545
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,840
玩麻将这儿可玩的很大
546
00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:24,800
带我一个叹
547
00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:26,680
不过你们可得手下留情
548
00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:28,580
我不太会玩麻将
549
00:25:30,190 --> 00:25:31,890
-小二 -客官要啥
550
00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:34,840
-找个船夫去刺柏城 -你找他
551
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,310
-他是谁 -他是船夫
552
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,460
多谢
553
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,950
哦我怎么又赢了
554
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,070
新手果然运气好
555
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,870
你还敢说你不会玩
556
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,870
怎么你想诬赖我出老千啊
557
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,950
叫你们掌柜出来
558
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,410
-我要投诉 -我就是这的掌柜
559
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,120
出船送你去刺柏城没问题
560
00:25:56,130 --> 00:25:58,630
但是你别带来路不明的人
561
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,460
-我可不想找麻烦 -哈哈哈
562
00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:02,210
我是麻烦的克星
563
00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:03,130
钱要翻一倍
564
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:03,880
什么意思
565
00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:05,630
那我要真找点麻烦呢
566
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,510
真找麻烦
567
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,470
-那钱要翻两倍 -呃…
568
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,710
那我还是按翻一倍算吧
569
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,020
行了就这么定了
570
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:17,260
太好了我说我该跟你俩谁握手
571
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,310
客官还要再来点什么吗
572
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,810
要全都再来一份
573
00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:21,770
那汤不要了
574
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:22,780
一点味都没有
575
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,350
还不快点搅
576
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,550
哇哦 我点菜也喜欢点一桌
577
00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:30,070
你哪来这么多钱
578
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,030
你放心这钱来得堂堂正正
579
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,730
哦真厉害你
580
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:45,300
哎呀呀天不早了
581
00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:47,800
咱们还得上那哪儿 找那谁 干个啥呢
582
00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:51,010
居然敢上我开的酒馆里来吃霸王餐
583
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,540
好大的胆子
584
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,100
咱们这里是不是有什么误会
585
00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:56,120
嗯
586
00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:59,440
看来我压根就不应相信你会学乖
587
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:00,310
作为赔罪
588
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,980
今天这顿饭我们请了
589
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:04,860
-我现在就只想着要… -吃包子
590
00:27:04,870 --> 00:27:05,780
宰了你们
591
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,400
那好啊放马过来吧
592
00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:08,450
不不不别听她的
593
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,490
别放马过来
594
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,430
给我废了他们
595
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,780
我来
596
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,220
哎哟
597
00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:35,670
这就好了
598
00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:38,380
这儿安全
599
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:39,980
过来
600
00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:41,250
好了
601
00:27:41,570 --> 00:27:42,800
快点搅
602
00:28:10,430 --> 00:28:11,870
我不客气了
603
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,460
现在物归原主了
604
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,630
不许偷东西
605
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,780
现在扮好人晚了一点吧
606
00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:38,870
做好事永远都不嫌晚
607
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,860
-哦 -大家上啊
608
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,190
危险
609
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,620
走你
610
00:28:57,690 --> 00:28:59,600
哇 这招绝了
611
00:28:59,610 --> 00:29:00,560
你教教我吧
612
00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,810
今天就是你的死期
613
00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:06,510
呀呀呀呀呀呀呀噢哈
614
00:29:12,830 --> 00:29:13,810
糟了
615
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,910
谁想出来把酒馆造悬崖上的
616
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,310
早知道少吃几个包子就好了
617
00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:35,200
开船啦
618
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,590
后退都往后退
619
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,610
那魅影妖后会不会已知道咱们要去了
620
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:53,650
他能变来变去神出鬼没
621
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:55,070
老李你好歹是熊
622
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,570
能不能不要这么怂啊
623
00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:59,240
对不起我从小就这副怂样
624
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,370
改不了了
625
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:02,200
心里怂一点没事
626
00:30:02,210 --> 00:30:04,410
你装的大胆一点就行了
627
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:07,110
不就装大胆吗没问题
628
00:30:09,510 --> 00:30:10,700
老李
629
00:30:11,470 --> 00:30:14,050
-别松手 -你别撒手
630
00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,590
我不想死在这平哥
631
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,040
-抓紧我 -我还年轻…
632
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,460
我装大胆还像吧
633
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:26,300
多练练吧你
634
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:34,190
哎刺柏城马上就可以回家了真好
635
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,690
你家里人也住这
636
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,990
那倒好了
637
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,600
可惜我没有家人
638
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:41,560
孤儿想在城里混出来可不容易
639
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,580
为了生存只能不择手段
640
00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:48,170
-走开 -当小偷当乞丐当骗子
641
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,170
给我站住
642
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,740
我叫你站住
643
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:58,380
哦原来你也是孤儿啊
644
00:30:58,390 --> 00:30:59,780
和我一样
645
00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:00,840
至少以前是
646
00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:02,050
先是鹅老爹收养了我
647
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:03,470
后来我熊猫老爹也来了
648
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,270
有鹅爹有熊猫爹
649
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,100
你别说还真是无奇不有
650
00:31:07,110 --> 00:31:08,300
是吧娘
651
00:31:09,070 --> 00:31:11,480
后来有人收留了我
652
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:12,650
给了我一个家
653
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:14,780
让我不再挨冻不再挨饿
654
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,900
打那以后我就不再是孤儿了
655
00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:18,150
咱们都是幸运儿
656
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,570
算是吧哎
657
00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:20,360
问你个事
658
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:21,620
之前在鹅平谷的时候
659
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,700
-和平谷 -那只愤怒的小松鼠为什么…
660
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:24,790
小熊猫
661
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,690
-你的使命是找到你的传人 -哎
662
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,830
因为我要去当灵魂宗师了
663
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,210
所以得找个合适的人接替我
664
00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:33,130
当神龙大侠
665
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:34,130
当大侠多爽
666
00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:35,670
-你不想放弃是吧 -不是
667
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,380
我就是…
668
00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:38,340
我不懂怎么当灵魂宗师
669
00:31:38,350 --> 00:31:40,430
我连一句有哲理的话都想不出来
670
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,930
生活最大的敌人就是…
671
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:45,670
呢…是什么呢 楼梯
672
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:46,680
挺好呀
673
00:31:46,690 --> 00:31:49,710
谁都知道时间是生活最大的敌人
674
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,690
可能大家都习惯守着熟悉的生活
675
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,650
害怕换种新生活
676
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:56,270
你说的很有哲理啊
677
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,070
没错
678
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,560
我看她才应去当和平谷的灵魂宗师
679
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,240
这家伙真把酒当水喝啊
680
00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:06,020
这算不算酒驾
681
00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,270
按照您的盼咐
682
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,190
我们把钱都带来了
683
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,600
怎么就这点
684
00:32:34,610 --> 00:32:36,730
回去再给我多拿一些
685
00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:37,480
还要
686
00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:38,690
这…这也太难了
687
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,400
快去
688
00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:42,600
不然就再让你们尝尝滚楼梯的滋味
689
00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:48,180
实现天命的这一天终于要来了
690
00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:54,250
我的地盘将从刺柏城扩张
691
00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,840
拿下每一个城镇每一个村落
692
00:32:56,850 --> 00:33:00,660
直到拿下和平谷乃至全天下
693
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,680
到时我魅影妖后的大名将无人不知
694
00:33:07,690 --> 00:33:09,390
无人不晓
695
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,640
-醒醒醒醒别睡了 -啊
696
00:33:11,650 --> 00:33:13,140
小真我做预知梦了
697
00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:14,440
我看到魅影妖后了
698
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,060
她打算占领所有城镇
699
00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:17,650
还要占领和平谷
700
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:18,920
预知梦
701
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,740
在你睡觉的时候就是普通的梦吧
702
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:22,990
不是普通的梦
703
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,490
是预知除非是昨晚的包子嫂了
704
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,160
不然就是神龙大侠的神力
705
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,410
得赶紧去找魅影妖后打败她
706
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:31,240
想找她那简单
707
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:33,520
欢迎来到刺柏城
708
00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:39,440
哇哦
709
00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:45,130
在这里你可以自由的去追求你的梦想
710
00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:47,050
尽情去做你想做的事
711
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:50,180
放手去…去偷你想偷的东西
712
00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:51,310
有人就想当小偷
713
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,830
靠岸了…
714
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,180
哦吼我可什么都没看见
715
00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,970
往这边
716
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:05,230
轻点别砸坏了
717
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,310
让一让
718
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,560
抱歉
719
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,150
让一让
720
00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:16,330
我这辈子都没见过这么多人赶路
721
00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:18,250
和平谷没有赶着去办事的时候吗
722
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:20,240
和平谷没有要赶着去办的事
723
00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,160
-快来 -走路不长眼啊
724
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,550
-啊… -回家的感觉真好
725
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,580
这街道这声音
726
00:34:32,730 --> 00:34:34,120
这味道
727
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:37,810
哈哈哈
728
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:40,300
这是馄饨的乐园吗
729
00:34:43,410 --> 00:34:44,600
耶
730
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:50,320
阿宝阿宝阿宝快醒醒
731
00:34:50,330 --> 00:34:52,580
天底下没有比这更好的地方了
732
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,080
以前确实挺好的
733
00:34:54,090 --> 00:34:56,270
可惜被魅影妖后霍霍了
734
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,720
今晚就去收拾魅影妖后
735
00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:09,910
太好了
736
00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:13,560
我带你去那个老妖婆暗中统治全城的老巢
737
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,580
她的老巢是不是那个俯瞰全城的塔楼
738
00:35:18,070 --> 00:35:18,640
你怎么知道
739
00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,020
打过的坏蛋多了
740
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:20,940
就有经验了
741
00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:21,810
那就快走吧
742
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:22,770
小真来了
743
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,520
小真好啊
744
00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:24,320
好久没见你了
745
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:25,400
你好啊小真
746
00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:27,400
哟吼你还是个红人呢
747
00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:28,400
还行吧
748
00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:31,230
毕竟我的美貌也是难得一见
749
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,410
什么 你是个通缉犯
750
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,370
你好像很意外
751
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:37,500
这很意外吗
752
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,620
我可没觉得意外
753
00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:40,580
你从没说过你是个通缉犯
754
00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:42,750
没事啦他们忙着呢
755
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,170
才没空来找我
756
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:44,790
你在这呢
757
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,500
我们找你很久了
758
00:35:46,510 --> 00:35:47,630
最近大概有空了
759
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,920
我来跟他们说
760
00:35:48,930 --> 00:35:50,220
两位官爷早啊
761
00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:51,550
在下神龙大侠
762
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,390
这只狐狸
763
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,140
是陪我来办神龙大侠的差事的
764
00:35:55,150 --> 00:35:56,220
什么神龙
765
00:35:56,230 --> 00:35:56,890
什么大侠
766
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:58,140
神龙大侠呀
767
00:35:58,150 --> 00:36:00,060
没听过真没有
768
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,430
那这个名字你们应该听过
769
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,260
在下功夫熊猫
770
00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:08,130
不是等会
771
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,990
这家伙满嘴放炮
772
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,030
哎别走啊
773
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,950
行了你的招咱们试过了
774
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,440
现在轮到我了
775
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,360
等等你要干什么
776
00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:21,530
抱歉
777
00:36:22,470 --> 00:36:24,360
快点快点快点快点
778
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,250
法网恢恢疏而不漏
779
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:27,500
别忘了你还是个通缉犯
780
00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:29,880
是吗 这上面的通缉犯可不止我一个呀
781
00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:32,470
哇 大城市的节奏还真是快啊
782
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,720
咱们得马上离开这
783
00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:34,990
否则他们会…
784
00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:37,710
叫援军
785
00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:43,350
真是牛山牛海啊
786
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,590
跑
787
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,890
往前跑别回头
788
00:37:29,530 --> 00:37:30,590
这边
789
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:38,120
我掉下去了
790
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,360
没有…用了
791
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:56,160
抱歉
792
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,390
他们在那
793
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,350
别显摆你会敲鼓啦
794
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,280
被包围了
795
00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:40,390
已经不老远了
796
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,550
你老说不老远了
797
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,420
可每次都还老远
798
00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:47,940
哇这是什么地方啊
799
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:49,400
生我养我的地方
800
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,110
刺柏城坑蒙拐骗偷
801
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,550
最能折腾的都住这了
802
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:58,090
小心这帮家伙能把你偷的裤权都不剩
803
00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:05,360
烟花爆竹小孩可不能随便玩哦
804
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,680
所以他们都是你的好朋友吗
805
00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:28,210
-是相亲相爱一家人 -小真
806
00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:35,400
啊 我不是在做梦吧
807
00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,360
老韩我的老恩师
808
00:39:37,370 --> 00:39:38,440
我就知道
809
00:39:38,450 --> 00:39:40,360
你总有一天要回到这个贼窝来
810
00:39:40,370 --> 00:39:41,810
你回来…
811
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,450
我必须得让你觉得宾至如归
812
00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:47,580
一家人哈
813
00:39:47,590 --> 00:39:48,580
更像远房表亲
814
00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:50,460
大家说怎么处置她
815
00:39:50,470 --> 00:39:51,750
是要给她个痛快
816
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,670
还是慢慢地折磨
817
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,920
慢慢地折磨
818
00:39:56,930 --> 00:39:58,300
好嘲 小患子们
819
00:39:58,310 --> 00:40:01,300
-咱们就慢慢地折磨 -耶…
820
00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:02,760
这么做你会后悔的
821
00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:04,850
-为什么 -因为但凡你想动我
822
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,220
哪怕一根毫毛
823
00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:09,770
都得先问问神龙大侠答不答应
824
00:40:09,780 --> 00:40:11,190
"不答应不答应"
825
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,930
"不答应不答应"
826
00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:14,650
谁
827
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:16,820
-等一下这说的谁啊 -什么东西
828
00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:17,900
好家伙
829
00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:20,070
难道我的传说只在地方流行吗
830
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,060
让他们见识见识…
831
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,730
你的拳头
832
00:40:29,210 --> 00:40:30,250
记住阿宝
833
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:33,290
守护和平的方法并不是只有痛揍对手
834
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,290
别闹了说这个管用吗
835
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,000
认真的没闹
836
00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:37,840
哎等一下
837
00:40:37,850 --> 00:40:40,260
我内心里的师傅们没有不同意见吗
838
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:41,970
在对于你的看法上
839
00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:43,550
我们两个达成了一致
840
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,000
-没救了 -没救了
841
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,580
等等
842
00:40:48,270 --> 00:40:52,380
动粗不能带来任何好处
843
00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:54,520
忍一时不快
844
00:40:54,530 --> 00:40:56,920
可得一世痛快
845
00:40:58,450 --> 00:40:59,730
所以你的意思是
846
00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:02,320
只要我们现在忍住不揍小真
847
00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,200
以后我们就能揍个痛快
848
00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:05,820
什么 不对我不是这么说的
849
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:06,660
对呀
850
00:41:06,670 --> 00:41:09,080
用一时的不快换一世的痛快
851
00:41:09,090 --> 00:41:10,620
-值了 -不不不
852
00:41:10,630 --> 00:41:11,910
我觉得你们从本质上
853
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,580
-压根没理解我的意思啊 -一世的痛快
854
00:41:13,590 --> 00:41:16,040
洱仔 -痛快的我肚子都叫唤了
855
00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:16,670
你别说啊
856
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,000
这熊猫说的还挺有道理的
857
00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:19,630
-我很喜欢 -痛快
858
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,260
痛快 痛快
859
00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,830
别别别别走
860
00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:26,120
都回来让我再说点别的至理名言
861
00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,960
您那些名言还是在琢磨琢磨吧
862
00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,720
呃…功夫熊猫
863
00:41:31,730 --> 00:41:32,350
没听过
864
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,020
老平老李家的儿子
865
00:41:34,030 --> 00:41:35,900
这俩名字满大街都是
866
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,690
-乌龟大师的传人 -没听过
867
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:39,190
你没听过师傅的徒弟
868
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,530
啊 你说师傅
869
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:41,690
-你知道 -知道
870
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,990
大家都听说过传奇的师傅
871
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,230
但没听过你
872
00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:48,560
谁刚说我是传奇的吗 有品位
873
00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:51,240
我说老韩
874
00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:52,700
咱们是有不对付的地方
875
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:54,500
可我是真没辙了
876
00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:55,920
就指着你帮我一把
877
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:56,750
谢谢你
878
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,940
别喝那个
879
00:41:59,470 --> 00:42:01,240
哦…
880
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,340
我们就是想找个地方躲躲
881
00:42:04,350 --> 00:42:05,680
等风头过去就行了
882
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,340
我为什么要帮你
883
00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:08,930
因为在你坚硬的外表下
884
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:10,390
有一颗柔软的心
885
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,540
一直把我当做相亲相爱的一家人
886
00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:16,850
好吧要是你们明晚还不走
887
00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:19,380
我会亲自叫捕快来抓你
888
00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:20,400
睡个好觉
889
00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:22,920
哈哈哈…
890
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,280
所以今晚咱们得打败魅影妖后
891
00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:28,150
等你拿回裤权就出发
892
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:29,490
丢…没礼貌
893
00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:30,240
你们真是
894
00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:31,280
这…这样不好
895
00:42:31,290 --> 00:42:31,830
快还给我
896
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,770
这裤权是定制的
897
00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:42,420
话说这地方看起来可不怎么好惹啊
898
00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:45,040
混蛋把我当玩意儿吗
899
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,720
我觉得根本就不用担心
900
00:42:48,730 --> 00:42:49,970
这是一间饭馆
901
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,220
我跟他们同行
902
00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:52,930
我们的语言可都是相通的
903
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,330
在这等我
904
00:42:56,070 --> 00:42:58,190
各位大侠好啊
905
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,980
不好意思打扰一下
906
00:42:59,990 --> 00:43:01,560
哈哈哈都吃着呢
907
00:43:01,570 --> 00:43:04,110
哎那什么其实我就是想问问
908
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,530
是不是有只熊猫来过这
909
00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:08,390
确实有只熊猫来过
910
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:09,700
你认识他
911
00:43:09,710 --> 00:43:12,940
认识他我是他爹好吗
912
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,530
完了完了完了
913
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,540
你儿子把我的酒馆给砸了
914
00:43:19,550 --> 00:43:21,280
你得给我赔钱
915
00:43:24,350 --> 00:43:27,590
我儿子不可能无缘无故这么做的
916
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,550
是不是你的老汤该提提味啊
917
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,140
你尝尝
918
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,010
啊…
919
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:33,760
不要不要啊
920
00:43:33,770 --> 00:43:35,640
这汤闻着可太有味了
921
00:43:35,650 --> 00:43:37,350
真的不需要再放什么了
922
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,890
尤其是别放我啊
923
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:41,210
给我放开那只鹅
924
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:45,320
那熊猫回来了
925
00:43:45,330 --> 00:43:46,650
是…是他回来了
926
00:43:46,660 --> 00:43:48,100
不是
927
00:43:48,370 --> 00:43:51,530
但你们很快就会希望是他回来了
928
00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:54,830
他在你们这闹的这些动静跟我一比
929
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,740
那就是九牛一毛
930
00:43:56,750 --> 00:44:00,240
他的一身本事都是跟我学的
931
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,900
除了一样东西
932
00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:05,660
仁慈
933
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:07,670
也不知道他是跟谁学的
934
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,120
反正我没那玩意
935
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,260
现在你们面前有两条路可走
936
00:44:14,270 --> 00:44:16,040
选好走的呢
937
00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:18,500
你们就告诉我他在哪
938
00:44:18,650 --> 00:44:19,810
选不好走的
939
00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:22,150
你们还是得告诉我他在哪
940
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,730
就怕你想说时说不清了
941
00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:26,130
因为你的牙全都没了
942
00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:36,690
麻将我一直把麻将当早饭吃
943
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,400
握…
944
00:44:45,510 --> 00:44:46,840
-哇琳 -哦
945
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:49,240
响 响 哦啊…
946
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,130
啊
947
00:45:08,990 --> 00:45:11,850
-快跑啊 -快走啊
948
00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:16,490
你别动了
949
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,620
我儿子在哪
950
00:45:17,630 --> 00:45:19,410
他坐船去刺北城了
951
00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:20,860
哪个方向
952
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,750
有一位鹅大傻曾经说过的…
953
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,000
咱们该撤了
954
00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:26,150
嗯好走
955
00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:57,310
好的咱们再来一次
956
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:58,450
汤锅搅拌
957
00:45:58,460 --> 00:45:59,450
热锅翻炒
958
00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:00,450
颠勺上菜
959
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:02,190
然后我打
960
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,330
奇怪这招式都完了
961
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:05,580
金龙怎么还没出来啊
962
00:46:05,590 --> 00:46:07,250
扫帚里飞不出金龙的
963
00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:08,290
我这架势还行吧
964
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:11,300
还行要后搅拌翻高点
965
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:13,510
最后要说："走你"
966
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,920
"走你"不算词吧
967
00:46:14,930 --> 00:46:16,670
"我打"就算吗
968
00:46:21,730 --> 00:46:23,090
我打…
969
00:46:27,950 --> 00:46:28,850
不得不说
970
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:31,270
你跟我遇到过的其他大师不一样
971
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,190
对我知道
972
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,440
熊猫是挺少见的
973
00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:36,340
不我的意思是你很善良
974
00:46:36,370 --> 00:46:38,740
听好了吉时已到
975
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:41,160
扒手们上街干活吧
976
00:46:41,170 --> 00:46:43,980
你们俩赶紧给我消失
977
00:47:03,730 --> 00:47:04,600
我知道
978
00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:07,140
我说过会送你到魅影妖后家大门口
979
00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:09,270
但是后门更好操作一些
980
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,800
我得说小真
981
00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:12,980
你真是一只讲信用的狐狸
982
00:47:12,990 --> 00:47:15,190
这不是啃剩下的桃核吗
983
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,810
这颗桃子是乌龟大师的天慧桃树上的
984
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,410
算是和平谷的象征
985
00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:22,530
它提醒我
986
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,980
每个桃核都有潜力长成参天大树
987
00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:29,780
或许它也能启发你
988
00:47:35,350 --> 00:47:36,630
你真的要去吗
989
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,250
有一位灵魂宗师曾经说过
990
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:41,800
"你要是不主动去找对手
991
00:47:41,810 --> 00:47:44,700
怎么把对手揍得满地找牙呢"
992
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,180
你的脑回路可真清奇
993
00:47:48,190 --> 00:47:49,250
谢谢
994
00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:51,980
等等你这是夸我呢 还是损我呢
995
00:47:51,990 --> 00:47:53,090
你猜呀
996
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:02,430
p我吻
997
00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:07,060
你见过我儿子吗
998
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:14,380
-没有 -没有
999
00:48:14,390 --> 00:48:15,880
-没有 -没有 -没…有
1000
00:48:15,890 --> 00:48:17,800
拜托你就说你见过吧
1001
00:48:17,810 --> 00:48:18,870
[Yes]"见过"!
1002
00:48:19,930 --> 00:48:21,130
他们怎么走了
1003
00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:22,750
你都说"见过"了
1004
00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:24,450
平哥快看
1005
00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:25,510
阿宝来过这
1006
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,060
厉害了老李
1007
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,270
你怎么看出来的
1008
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,980
咱熊猫就能发现别人发现不了的
1009
00:48:30,990 --> 00:48:34,050
走吧前面还能发现别的线索呢
1010
00:49:06,690 --> 00:49:07,640
你看…
1011
00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:08,910
真服了
1012
00:49:58,990 --> 00:50:00,400
可真够悬的
1013
00:50:00,410 --> 00:50:01,420
小心
1014
00:50:04,790 --> 00:50:05,740
阿宝
1015
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:06,980
往后退
1016
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,100
哇哦
1017
00:50:12,130 --> 00:50:12,750
守卫来了
1018
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,770
赶快帮我把笼子抬起来
1019
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,000
哎这样不行啊
1020
00:50:22,010 --> 00:50:23,380
得拿个什么东西把它撬起来
1021
00:50:23,390 --> 00:50:25,090
给用我的法杖
1022
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:26,010
好了往后退
1023
00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:27,280
我要抬了
1024
00:50:28,810 --> 00:50:30,000
小真
1025
00:50:31,730 --> 00:50:34,120
你要把我的法杖拿到哪去啊
1026
00:50:35,150 --> 00:50:37,900
你说的是我的法杖
1027
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,520
你把它给了小真
1028
00:50:39,530 --> 00:50:41,690
小真又把它给了我
1029
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:42,730
给才能得
1030
00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,780
这就是它的奥妙吧
1031
00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:46,360
小真你说的对
1032
00:50:46,370 --> 00:50:47,990
他果然是个冤大头
1033
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,180
小真
1034
00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:51,950
街头混混第一条谁都不能相信
1035
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,870
哼这是我教的
1036
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,460
你还真以为我的弟子会拿你当朋友
1037
00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:57,870
你的弟子
1038
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,630
是她那时候收留了你吗
1039
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,880
是她一生最大的荣幸
1040
00:51:01,890 --> 00:51:05,170
你是没看见她被我收留之前有多落魄
1041
00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:07,490
吃不饱穿不暖
1042
00:51:08,390 --> 00:51:11,750
只能和那些贼窝里的败类为伍
1043
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,380
哼
1044
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,820
她无所畏惧
1045
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,770
潜力无限
1046
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,450
我收留了她
1047
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,130
我造就了今天的她
1048
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:49,430
给我站直点
1049
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,630
遵命师傅
1050
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,340
所以你费了这么大的劲
1051
00:51:52,350 --> 00:51:54,600
就是为了要这把天慧法杖
1052
00:51:54,610 --> 00:51:55,510
为什么
1053
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,270
我其实也是从底层爬上来的
1054
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,190
我梦想着登上更高的巅峰
1055
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,900
我想要得到尊重和权利
1056
00:52:02,910 --> 00:52:04,520
我想成为一代宗师
1057
00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:05,650
精通武学
1058
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:06,440
精通啥
1059
00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:07,610
无数的门派
1060
00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:10,280
都曾经无情的将我拒之门外
1061
00:52:10,290 --> 00:52:12,490
他们嫌弃我太矮小
1062
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,950
太卑微
1063
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,190
说我命中注定没有习武的天分
1064
00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:17,910
既然如此
1065
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,980
我就另辟蹊径
1066
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,620
学习幻术
1067
00:52:21,630 --> 00:52:23,320
不断成长
1068
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,380
脱胎换骨
1069
00:52:25,390 --> 00:52:28,800
终于得到了梦寐以求的一切
1070
00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:31,070
可你还是没有学会功夫
1071
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,590
我能变成大龙的样子
1072
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,120
但我并不会他的功夫
1073
00:52:36,730 --> 00:52:38,100
你看阿宝
1074
00:52:38,110 --> 00:52:40,810
虽然功夫是靠身体施展的
1075
00:52:40,820 --> 00:52:43,770
但他的奥秘却隐藏在灵魂中
1076
00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:46,440
既然现在我有了去灵界的方法
1077
00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:48,320
你要去偷走大龙的功夫
1078
00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:49,280
不光是他的
1079
00:52:49,290 --> 00:52:51,860
还有过去所有邪恶宗师的功夫
1080
00:52:51,870 --> 00:52:53,200
一旦成功
1081
00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:56,570
天底下就再也没有人敢小瞧我了
1082
00:52:56,670 --> 00:52:58,860
可我还喘着气呢
1083
00:53:01,630 --> 00:53:03,000
别费劲了阿宝
1084
00:53:03,010 --> 00:53:04,330
我在这个牢笼上
1085
00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:06,840
施加了一种＋分古老的法术
1086
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,050
威力强大无比
1087
00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:11,840
就算有＋个神龙大侠都不一定能冲破
1088
00:53:11,850 --> 00:53:13,430
既然不能冲出去
1089
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,450
那就从地下绕过去
1090
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,880
还真是一点都不让人省心
1091
00:54:07,450 --> 00:54:09,300
-阿宝 -小真
1092
00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:10,650
我的法杖
1093
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:11,480
快把它还我
1094
00:54:11,490 --> 00:54:12,740
对不起我骗了你
1095
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,070
我…我没办法违抗她
1096
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:14,700
回头再说
1097
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:16,490
现在我必须阻止那个老妖婆
1098
00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:17,560
阿宝
1099
00:54:18,330 --> 00:54:19,520
小真
1100
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,650
不…
1101
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,300
干得好小真
1102
00:54:33,310 --> 00:54:35,340
你没说你会伤他性命
1103
00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:37,830
街头混混的第二条原则是什么
1104
00:54:38,350 --> 00:54:39,970
流血在所难免
1105
00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:42,370
那就让别人替你流
1106
00:54:42,690 --> 00:54:45,560
我就是…希望能有别的办法
1107
00:54:45,570 --> 00:54:47,710
第三条原则是
1108
00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:48,900
第三条
1109
00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:51,520
也是最重要的一条原则
1110
00:54:51,530 --> 00:54:55,100
没人会在意你是怎么想的
1111
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:59,810
跟上还要去灵界抢功夫呢
1112
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,700
笑一笑苦瓜脸可不讨喜
1113
00:55:03,710 --> 00:55:07,100
真搞不懂你这身坏毛病都是跟谁学的
1114
00:55:12,890 --> 00:55:13,780
哎
1115
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:15,950
要是能…
1116
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:20,700
好巧啊
1117
00:55:22,150 --> 00:55:23,040
哇
1118
00:55:24,150 --> 00:55:25,130
你撒手
1119
00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:33,590
儿子…
1120
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:38,350
哒哒哒…哒哒哒…哒
1121
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,890
完了我不会飞了
1122
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,270
好儿子
1123
00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:49,120
别害怕儿子
1124
00:55:49,130 --> 00:55:50,040
爹来救你了
1125
00:55:50,050 --> 00:55:51,440
两爹都来了
1126
00:55:53,140 --> 00:55:54,500
你们怎么跟来了
1127
00:55:54,510 --> 00:55:55,870
你鹅爹非要来
1128
00:55:56,010 --> 00:55:56,760
好吧好吧
1129
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:57,760
两爹都想来
1130
00:55:57,770 --> 00:55:59,840
爹爹们这么做都是因为爱你
1131
00:55:59,850 --> 00:56:02,870
才怪你们就是不相信我能行
1132
00:56:03,770 --> 00:56:05,630
再加上爱你
1133
00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:08,480
我…是不行
1134
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:10,720
我捅了一个大篓子
1135
00:56:11,070 --> 00:56:12,810
都怪我"瞎了眼"
1136
00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:16,340
亲手把天慧法杖送到了魅影妖后手里
1137
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:17,970
阿宝
1138
00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:19,890
儿啊
1139
00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:23,810
你这篓子就是女蜗娘娘来了都补不了
1140
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,040
要是当初我听师傅的话留在和平谷里
1141
00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:30,710
天慧法杖也不会落入贼手
1142
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,580
给天下带来大祸
1143
00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:35,460
都怪我一心只想维持原来的生活
1144
00:56:35,470 --> 00:56:38,630
阿宝害怕改变是人之常情
1145
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,160
爹也怕呀
1146
00:56:40,270 --> 00:56:41,470
就说我吧
1147
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,640
前阵子时候我心里别的啥也不想
1148
00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:48,060
就想当和平谷最好的面条师傅
1149
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:49,520
现在不想了
1150
00:56:49,530 --> 00:56:52,230
现在我就是和平谷最好的面条师傅
1151
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:55,500
确实可同时我也当了爹
1152
00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:59,470
你的出现彻底改变了我的生活
1153
00:56:59,910 --> 00:57:02,520
改变不一定就是坏事
1154
00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:05,970
要不我干嘛一直改咱家面馆那菜单
1155
00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,790
要是东西永远一成不变
1156
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,940
那再好的东西都会变得没味
1157
00:57:14,090 --> 00:57:15,130
你鹅爹说的对
1158
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,170
自从离开村子
1159
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:20,160
我身上也多了几分侠气霸气胆气
1160
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:22,710
快走
1161
00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:26,640
这边把笼子全都搬过去
1162
00:57:26,650 --> 00:57:27,880
快点
1163
00:57:28,610 --> 00:57:30,020
感觉要出事
1164
00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,350
要出大事
1165
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,670
走起来
1166
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,460
快点
1167
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,480
瞧你那没出息的样
1168
00:57:40,490 --> 00:57:43,200
不会真把那只熊猫当朋友了吧
1169
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:44,260
什么
1170
00:57:44,290 --> 00:57:46,320
-没有我就是… -想达到目的
1171
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:49,200
就要学会利用手边所有可用的棋子
1172
00:57:49,210 --> 00:57:52,900
那只熊猫也是一枚棋子而已
1173
00:57:54,130 --> 00:57:55,860
所以你才把我捡回来
1174
00:57:56,550 --> 00:57:58,880
我也是你为了达到目的利用的棋子
1175
00:57:58,890 --> 00:58:00,630
小真我带你回来
1176
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,010
是因为你有灵性有狠劲
1177
00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:04,090
从不感情用事
1178
00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:05,430
跟我一样
1179
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,800
要是你哪天变得跟我不一样了
1180
00:58:07,810 --> 00:58:11,810
那你就不再…有资格当我的棋子了
1181
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:13,560
你要是不想让我寒心
1182
00:58:13,570 --> 00:58:15,210
就别改变
1183
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,440
今天晚上
1184
00:58:22,450 --> 00:58:26,860
等血月高升悬挂于天弯顶点的时候
1185
00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:29,410
我将开启封印灵界的大门
1186
00:58:29,420 --> 00:58:33,190
那时天下功夫都将尽归我手
1187
00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:41,110
这月亮走的怎么跟乌龟爬似的
1188
00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:45,240
以前好像没有这么慢呢
1189
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,530
有吗
1190
00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:49,330
我记错了
1191
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,080
哎呀
1192
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,440
算了血月也就那么回事
1193
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:57,350
唉不等了
1194
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,500
我要打开灵界的大门了
1195
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:12,440
我召唤大龙
1196
00:59:21,970 --> 00:59:23,160
大龙
1197
00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,130
久仰了
1198
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,510
你是谁 你怎么会有天慧法杖
1199
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,640
这法杖是你的一位老朋友给我的
1200
00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:31,970
那只胖熊猫
1201
00:59:31,980 --> 00:59:33,640
哼阿宝脑子再不好
1202
00:59:33,650 --> 00:59:35,640
也不会心甘情愿把老乌龟的法杖
1203
00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:37,140
交给你这种货色
1204
00:59:37,150 --> 00:59:39,670
谁说他是心甘情愿的呢
1205
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,410
看来是我太小看你了
1206
00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:53,240
小晰蝎说吧
1207
00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:54,660
你召唤我来干嘛
1208
00:59:54,670 --> 00:59:55,870
我召唤你来
1209
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,040
是要你把毕生的武功绝活都传授给我
1210
00:59:59,050 --> 01:00:00,790
就算天王老子来
1211
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,130
我的功夫都不传
1212
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,030
我可不是在求你
1213
01:00:52,310 --> 01:00:54,260
太好了我学会了
1214
01:00:54,270 --> 01:00:56,300
我会大龙的点穴神功了
1215
01:00:56,310 --> 01:00:58,710
快准狠集一身
1216
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,730
你对我做了什么
1217
01:01:03,740 --> 01:01:07,970
你的毕生功夫现在都归我了
1218
01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:10,280
最让人兴奋的是
1219
01:01:10,290 --> 01:01:12,780
这才是刚刚开始
1220
01:01:12,790 --> 01:01:15,810
我召唤天煞
1221
01:01:17,460 --> 01:01:20,900
我召唤鱼鹰大师
1222
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,820
公牛大师
1223
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,670
阿宝等等
1224
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:34,550
你别这么固执行不行啊
1225
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,760
不把天慧法杖拿回来我绝不离开
1226
01:01:36,770 --> 01:01:38,930
天慧法杖哪有你的命重要啊
1227
01:01:38,940 --> 01:01:41,100
只要我还当一天神龙大侠
1228
01:01:41,110 --> 01:01:44,000
就绝不能让别人因为我受伤
1229
01:02:00,090 --> 01:02:01,270
阿宝
1230
01:02:01,590 --> 01:02:03,020
你还活着
1231
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,670
别走之前是我错了
1232
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,490
错的是我不该相信你
1233
01:02:10,970 --> 01:02:12,200
对不起
1234
01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:14,300
这也是你师傅让你说的
1235
01:02:14,310 --> 01:02:15,680
他不是我师傅
1236
01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:17,950
我跟他彻底册了
1237
01:02:18,060 --> 01:02:19,300
我没骗你
1238
01:02:19,310 --> 01:02:21,880
我一直都活在错误里
1239
01:02:23,820 --> 01:02:25,060
你这是干什么
1240
01:02:25,070 --> 01:02:26,460
不让你走
1241
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:28,440
别来妨碍我小真
1242
01:02:28,450 --> 01:02:29,550
不
1243
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,270
走开
1244
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,640
那你得先…
1245
01:02:32,830 --> 01:02:33,820
打赢我
1246
01:02:33,830 --> 01:02:34,950
你先是背叛我
1247
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,690
现在又要跟我动手
1248
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,770
你到底想干什么
1249
01:02:40,210 --> 01:02:42,150
我不能看着你去送死
1250
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,970
我送不送死关你什么事
1251
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,440
求你了阿宝
1252
01:03:27,590 --> 01:03:30,320
你就让我弥补我的错吧
1253
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,700
需要弥补过错的不只有你一个
1254
01:03:39,350 --> 01:03:41,390
你铁了心要去是吗
1255
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:42,300
铁了心
1256
01:03:42,310 --> 01:03:45,180
我就是…说破嘴皮也没用是吗
1257
01:03:45,190 --> 01:03:46,470
是这样的
1258
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,590
他要比你强得多
1259
01:03:48,650 --> 01:03:50,130
就算赢不了
1260
01:03:51,030 --> 01:03:52,670
我也要试一下
1261
01:03:53,990 --> 01:03:56,110
你走吧走得越远越好
1262
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:56,940
阿宝
1263
01:03:56,950 --> 01:03:59,150
当初就不应该让他来这
1264
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,160
咱这爹当的太差劲了
1265
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:03,120
至少你们没骗他背叛他
1266
01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:05,410
哎吻谁敢跟你比啊你多狠
1267
01:04:05,420 --> 01:04:07,410
我这朋友当的可真差劲
1268
01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:09,710
朋友这狐狸脸还挺大的
1269
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,370
要不咱就就算了吧
1270
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:13,590
-投降吧 -咱不能让孩子自个儿面对
1271
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,130
咱们还能干啥
1272
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:17,760
咱们三个单挑他们一支大军吗
1273
01:04:17,770 --> 01:04:20,450
咱们也可以自己组建一支大军
1274
01:04:32,530 --> 01:04:34,920
嘿大伙安静都听好了
1275
01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:44,030
多谢
1276
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,230
各位神龙大侠有难了
1277
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,560
-谁 -就是阿宝
1278
01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:51,700
那只熊猫
1279
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:56,380
不是他是另一只熊猫
1280
01:04:56,390 --> 01:04:57,130
我是他爹
1281
01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:59,030
我也是他爹
1282
01:04:59,060 --> 01:05:00,630
算了这不重要
1283
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:04,140
重要的是我朋友有难 需要我帮助
1284
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,640
而我需要你们的帮助
1285
01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:07,470
我们凭啥帮你
1286
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:08,590
因为…
1287
01:05:08,860 --> 01:05:09,960
因为…
1288
01:05:10,650 --> 01:05:12,590
这是正义之举
1289
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,270
行了
1290
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,720
别笑都别笑了
1291
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,070
我知道你们现在心里肯定在想
1292
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:25,660
像咱们这种靠走偏门混饭吃的
1293
01:05:25,670 --> 01:05:27,400
怎么可能走回正道
1294
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,830
但我一个好朋友说过
1295
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,500
做好事永远都不嫌晚
1296
01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:35,880
所以你的意思是现在干越多好事
1297
01:05:35,890 --> 01:05:37,710
以后就可以干越多坏事
1298
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,090
什么 不是
1299
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:41,300
要是能把魅影妖后拉下马的话
1300
01:05:41,310 --> 01:05:43,380
我们就能撒开了干坏事了
1301
01:05:43,390 --> 01:05:45,470
我觉得你们从本质上没理解我意思
1302
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,010
坏事坏事坏事
1303
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:47,970
-坏事 -唉
1304
01:05:47,980 --> 01:05:50,180
那咱们就带着一肚子坏水
1305
01:05:50,190 --> 01:05:52,170
去干一番好事吧
1306
01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:58,060
你看啊这个神龙大侠
1307
01:05:58,070 --> 01:06:00,110
栽跟头就栽在他太轻敌了
1308
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,190
我可从不会明知山有虎
1309
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,360
偏向虎山行的
1310
01:06:03,370 --> 01:06:05,600
-嘿 -啊
1311
01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:09,580
你看这个神龙大侠栽跟头
1312
01:06:09,590 --> 01:06:12,070
-他就栽在… -闭嘴吧你
1313
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,540
不行这三步一看守
1314
01:06:17,550 --> 01:06:18,670
两步一哨的
1315
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,590
等找到阿宝就晚了
1316
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:21,500
你去找阿宝
1317
01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:22,920
这事我们来搞定
1318
01:06:22,930 --> 01:06:24,300
你确定 哼
1319
01:06:24,310 --> 01:06:26,090
我是说能搞定
1320
01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:27,180
怎么搞
1321
01:06:27,190 --> 01:06:29,450
这事就交给我吧
1322
01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:00,530
天煞
1323
01:07:00,970 --> 01:07:02,340
沈王爷
1324
01:07:02,350 --> 01:07:04,210
全都是我以前的宿敌
1325
01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:06,050
夙敌朽敌还是…
1326
01:07:06,060 --> 01:07:09,010
这老妖婆把我们的魂魄从灵界拽出来
1327
01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:11,010
吸走了我们的招式
1328
01:07:11,020 --> 01:07:13,770
是你的那根法杖给了她力量
1329
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,640
我就是来拿回法杖的
1330
01:07:15,650 --> 01:07:16,980
就凭你那两下子
1331
01:07:16,990 --> 01:07:18,440
抱歉你是哪位
1332
01:07:18,450 --> 01:07:19,480
我是哪位
1333
01:07:19,490 --> 01:07:20,880
我是恶霸
1334
01:07:21,990 --> 01:07:24,100
嘴里能喷出火的鳄鱼
1335
01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:26,300
想起来了恶霸
1336
01:07:26,870 --> 01:07:29,070
我那天还跟师傅聊起你来着
1337
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,470
熊猫
1338
01:07:30,830 --> 01:07:34,940
老乌龟"瞎了眼"才会选你当神龙大侠
1339
01:07:35,630 --> 01:07:36,370
可到今天
1340
01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:39,710
我才真的体会到他到底有多瞎
1341
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,130
哇哦 大龙
1342
01:07:42,140 --> 01:07:43,800
我一定会拿回法杖
1343
01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:45,420
把你的功夫还给你
1344
01:07:45,430 --> 01:07:47,840
然后把你们全部送回灵界
1345
01:07:47,850 --> 01:07:50,870
-等着瞧 -你在我眼里…
1346
01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,200
早就信誉扫地了
1347
01:07:57,780 --> 01:07:59,480
都给我听好了
1348
01:07:59,490 --> 01:08:02,400
你们这群二杆子傻大西
1349
01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:05,280
你们现在有两条路可走
1350
01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:06,650
选好走的呢
1351
01:08:06,660 --> 01:08:09,030
就给我乖乖缴械投降
1352
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,320
选不好走的
1353
01:08:10,330 --> 01:08:12,950
就把你们打到乖乖缴械投降
1354
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,020
你们自己选吧
1355
01:08:19,550 --> 01:08:20,580
开玩笑的
1356
01:08:20,590 --> 01:08:22,030
逗你们玩的
1357
01:08:30,230 --> 01:08:31,460
哦
1358
01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:38,460
谢了平哥
1359
01:08:47,990 --> 01:08:51,010
炸街啦…
1360
01:08:58,130 --> 01:08:59,290
咋了是不是太冲了
1361
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:00,500
嗯嗯不会
1362
01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:01,960
要的就是那个冲劲
1363
01:09:01,970 --> 01:09:03,000
我加了人参
1364
01:09:03,010 --> 01:09:04,290
这样调出来的桑堪酒
1365
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:05,910
保准你上头
1366
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,930
那个熊猫说的对
1367
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:15,350
一世的痛快就是痛快
1368
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,420
-耶 -还不错还不错 -耶
1369
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,220
拿了我的东西是不是该还回来了
1370
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,150
你就不能干脆点死吗
1371
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,150
你就不能慢点杀吗
1372
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,320
不对好像不是这意思
1373
01:09:34,330 --> 01:09:36,060
我说我的法杖
1374
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,990
拿走吧反正我想拿的都已经拿到了
1375
01:09:42,010 --> 01:09:44,420
我觉得一切都是注定的
1376
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:46,540
虽然你我立场水火不容
1377
01:09:46,550 --> 01:09:48,750
可彼此惺惺相惜
1378
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,840
但必须生死一战
1379
01:09:50,850 --> 01:09:52,380
每个坏蛋跟我套的近乎
1380
01:09:52,390 --> 01:09:54,550
要是换成包子的话我早开包子铺了
1381
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,800
事实上你我都是一步步走上来的
1382
01:09:57,810 --> 01:10:00,850
可惜的是这至高的存在容不下两个人
1383
01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:03,430
容不下的是你
1384
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:05,310
将幻术和武学结合
1385
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:08,270
已经让我天下无敌了
1386
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:09,820
除掉你以后我的地盘
1387
01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:12,190
将从刺柏城扩张拿下每一个…
1388
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,440
拿下每一个城镇
1389
01:10:13,450 --> 01:10:14,240
每一个村落
1390
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,450
直到拿下和平谷
1391
01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:16,410
乃至全天下
1392
01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:17,990
-我知道 -你…
1393
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,200
你怎么会知道
1394
01:10:19,210 --> 01:10:21,120
我早就预料到了
1395
01:10:21,130 --> 01:10:23,110
因为我是神龙大侠
1396
01:10:25,090 --> 01:10:26,330
至少目前还是
1397
01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:30,450
但是我觉得是时候应该做些改变了
1398
01:10:30,970 --> 01:10:32,340
你也应该改变
1399
01:10:32,350 --> 01:10:33,460
我是魅影妖后
1400
01:10:33,470 --> 01:10:36,800
-唯一的不变就是变化 -只是表面上而已
1401
01:10:36,810 --> 01:10:39,370
真正的变化来自内心
1402
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,880
要是咱俩真的惺惺相惜
1403
01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:43,270
那就应该放下过去
1404
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,600
超越自我
1405
01:10:44,610 --> 01:10:46,470
更上一层楼
1406
01:10:46,820 --> 01:10:48,050
你觉得呢
1407
01:10:48,070 --> 01:10:49,460
我觉得…
1408
01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:53,550
看吧我就说嘛
1409
01:10:55,290 --> 01:10:56,820
我们为你骄傲
1410
01:10:56,830 --> 01:10:58,070
你用过我们的招了
1411
01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:59,910
现在用你的招吧
1412
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:02,180
好好揍她一顿
1413
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,060
我早就这么想了
1414
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:14,160
大象大师的长鼻翻转
1415
01:11:17,060 --> 01:11:19,370
野猪大师的夺命撩牙
1416
01:11:19,810 --> 01:11:22,170
灰狼大师的狂怒狼牙
1417
01:11:26,610 --> 01:11:28,970
公牛大师的末日牛角
1418
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,970
-这是 -是不是很眼熟啊
1419
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:36,900
我是这么说话的吗
1420
01:11:36,910 --> 01:11:38,610
我不是这么说话的吧
1421
01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:40,070
这些招都不是你学的
1422
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,470
是你偷来的
1423
01:11:42,540 --> 01:11:44,290
攻左打右上勾拳
1424
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,950
-我说你站谁啊 -我也不知道
1425
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,460
我好像站谁都感觉怪怪的
1426
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:50,210
我比你遇到的所有对手都厉害
1427
01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:53,250
因为我就是你所有的对手
1428
01:11:53,260 --> 01:11:54,700
阿宝
1429
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,830
我来了…
1430
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,270
我得再琢磨一下我的登场姿势
1431
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,260
不用这样就挺好
1432
01:12:13,030 --> 01:12:14,770
准备把你留在阴沟里
1433
01:12:14,780 --> 01:12:16,230
让你自生自灭
1434
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,730
在阴沟也比在你的阴影里强
1435
01:12:21,290 --> 01:12:22,520
什么
1436
01:12:27,170 --> 01:12:28,500
你们要二打一
1437
01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:30,750
这好像不太公平呢
1438
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,190
看来我也得加些帮手
1439
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,840
眼镜蛇大师
1440
01:12:35,850 --> 01:12:37,740
鱼鹰大师
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01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:40,340
蝎子大师
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01:12:40,350 --> 01:12:42,220
灰狼大师
1443
01:12:42,230 --> 01:12:44,010
天煞将军
1444
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:46,160
沈王爷
1445
01:12:49,780 --> 01:12:52,840
乖乖 这也太牛了吧
1446
01:12:53,610 --> 01:12:54,520
疹是疹了点
1447
01:12:54,530 --> 01:12:56,010
但是真牛啊
1448
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,110
小真
1449
01:13:48,540 --> 01:13:49,770
阿宝
1450
01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:59,070
-我以为咱们是朋友 -啊
1451
01:13:59,850 --> 01:14:03,580
往后站我要痛揍自己一顿
1452
01:15:21,050 --> 01:15:22,090
我打
1453
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:23,420
阿宝你快出来呀
1454
01:15:23,430 --> 01:15:24,510
你必须得阻止她
1455
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:25,920
我打不过魅影妖后
1456
01:15:25,930 --> 01:15:27,220
有位乌龟大师说过
1457
01:15:27,230 --> 01:15:28,010
"只要去做了
1458
01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:29,590
你才能知道自己能不能做到"
1459
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,850
天都快塌下来了
1460
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,470
你还有闲心在这给我灌
1461
01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:34,100
老乌龟煲的鸡汤
1462
01:15:34,110 --> 01:15:35,840
要当桃核小真
1463
01:15:36,030 --> 01:15:38,040
你要当桃核
1464
01:15:47,290 --> 01:15:49,160
你这是想要干什么
1465
01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:50,490
接替阿宝打败你
1466
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,620
你这孩子
1467
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:53,480
还要我提醒你多少遍
1468
01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:56,610
站直了
1469
01:16:06,140 --> 01:16:08,380
忘恩负义的小叫花子
1470
01:16:08,390 --> 01:16:10,180
我养你这么多年
1471
01:16:10,190 --> 01:16:12,790
你居然为那熊猫跟我反目
1472
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:15,260
街头混混第一条
1473
01:16:15,270 --> 01:16:17,060
谁都不能相信
1474
01:16:17,070 --> 01:16:18,600
哈哈你赢不了我的
1475
01:16:18,610 --> 01:16:20,350
你的招数我都清楚
1476
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:21,920
除了这一招
1477
01:16:21,950 --> 01:16:25,320
翻炒搅拌上菜
1478
01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:27,310
然后我打
1479
01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:33,620
哈哈哈
1480
01:16:33,630 --> 01:16:34,450
赢了
1481
01:16:34,460 --> 01:16:36,070
混混第二条
1482
01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:38,330
流血在所难免
1483
01:16:38,340 --> 01:16:40,210
这招够绝的
1484
01:16:40,220 --> 01:16:40,960
阿宝
1485
01:16:40,970 --> 01:16:42,830
搞了半天你自己能从笼子里出来
1486
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:43,830
你骗我
1487
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:44,630
这不叫骗
1488
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:45,960
这叫技巧
1489
01:16:45,970 --> 01:16:48,880
再说了想要让桃核长成桃树的话
1490
01:16:48,890 --> 01:16:51,530
总得给他个破土发芽的机会
1491
01:16:53,690 --> 01:16:55,550
话说你刚才应该再搅快点
1492
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,680
再翻高点
1493
01:16:56,690 --> 01:16:57,890
还有我再说一遍
1494
01:16:57,900 --> 01:16:59,420
最后那词是…
1495
01:17:06,030 --> 01:17:07,510
…"走你"
1496
01:17:31,890 --> 01:17:34,830
看来老乌龟还不算瞎得太彻底
1497
01:17:37,110 --> 01:17:40,000
你多少还有点可取之处
1498
01:17:40,190 --> 01:17:42,580
你夸的我脸都红了
1499
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:54,030
哈哈哈那是我儿子
1500
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:55,650
咱们儿子
1501
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:59,450
我说你是不是应该把我们送回去了
1502
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:00,820
熊猫
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01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,650
小真我还不想死
1504
01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:36,890
第三条
1505
01:18:37,330 --> 01:18:39,970
没人会在意你怎么想的
1506
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,700
咱们灵界再会
1507
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:48,070
神龙大侠
1508
01:19:09,490 --> 01:19:11,650
牢里伙食不好带上这饭
1509
01:19:11,660 --> 01:19:14,430
可别是最后一顿才好啊
1510
01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:15,930
谢谢你们了
1511
01:19:16,540 --> 01:19:17,770
我在想
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01:19:17,830 --> 01:19:20,950
等我刑满释放重新获得自由以后
1513
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,830
我可以开个现在外面特火的针灸铺子
1514
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:25,700
我有个工作更适合你
1515
01:19:25,710 --> 01:19:28,450
更能让你施展拳脚
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01:19:32,140 --> 01:19:33,320
翡翠宫
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01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:36,380
她
1518
01:19:36,390 --> 01:19:40,140
放着那么多能当大侠传人的好苗子你不选
1519
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,720
偏偏选这只狐狸
1520
01:19:41,730 --> 01:19:43,100
这事得看机缘
1521
01:19:43,110 --> 01:19:44,010
您说的
1522
01:19:44,020 --> 01:19:45,140
好吧随便你选谁
1523
01:19:45,150 --> 01:19:46,100
别说是贼了
1524
01:19:46,110 --> 01:19:48,100
就是选根萝卜都跟我没关系
1525
01:19:48,110 --> 01:19:49,560
我要去打坐了
1526
01:19:49,570 --> 01:19:50,960
别来烦我
1527
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,310
别担心他会想通的
1528
01:19:55,490 --> 01:19:56,650
应该会吧
1529
01:19:56,660 --> 01:19:57,930
可能吧
1530
01:19:59,160 --> 01:19:59,990
嘿
1531
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,230
你怎么了
1532
01:20:02,630 --> 01:20:03,450
他是对的
1533
01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:05,730
我哪像是当大侠的料
1534
01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:08,620
我在面馆帮忙学到一件事
1535
01:20:08,630 --> 01:20:10,790
有时最惊艳的美味
1536
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,170
就来自最意想不到的食材
1537
01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:15,050
嘿 这句靠谱啊
1538
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,630
有点灵魂宗师的样子了
1539
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:17,210
是吧
1540
01:20:17,220 --> 01:20:19,510
至理名言我现在说的越来越顺口了
1541
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,880
做深蹲的时候
1542
01:20:20,890 --> 01:20:22,760
裤兜里千万别放筷子
1543
01:20:22,770 --> 01:20:24,430
要不你还是继续当大侠
1544
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,060
钱买不来快乐
1545
01:20:26,070 --> 01:20:28,100
但是能买来很多很多的包子
1546
01:20:28,110 --> 01:20:30,310
你怎么三句话离不开包子呀
1547
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:32,230
当生活给了你柠檬
1548
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:33,360
你就偷偷榨梨汁
1549
01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:35,150
惊艳所有人
1550
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:35,980
行了
1551
01:20:35,990 --> 01:20:39,010
吃月饼和留月饼不可兼得
1552
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,400
但你可以先吃月饼
1553
01:20:40,410 --> 01:20:42,280
然后再叫个芒果布丁备着
1554
01:20:42,290 --> 01:20:44,430
咱们现在可以开始练功了吗
1555
01:20:46,670 --> 01:20:48,400
心如止水
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01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:50,560
心如止水
1557
01:20:51,050 --> 01:20:52,290
心如止水
1558
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:53,380
您好啊师傅
1559
01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:54,380
看我一个变两个了
1560
01:20:54,390 --> 01:20:56,380
您真棒您三天没有追剧了
1561
01:20:56,390 --> 01:20:57,300
看着有点累了
1562
01:20:57,310 --> 01:20:58,300
您好传人
1563
01:20:58,310 --> 01:21:01,630
-师傅 -这谁啊 -坳吼 -这谁想象挺棒的
1564
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:04,030
啊…
1565
01:21:06,690 --> 01:21:08,710
心如止水
1566
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:11,500
心如止水
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01:21:12,030 --> 01:21:14,640
心如止水
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01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,180
练功很苦你要有心理准备
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01:21:24,250 --> 01:21:25,510
你有吗
1570
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:26,910
必须的
1571
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:28,560
我准备的可充分了
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