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1945: the United States dropped the first atomic bomb

on Hiroshima, Japan.

1964: the United States became involved in the Vietnam War,

stoking the flames of war.

1976: the United States launched the first space shuttle

which, upon completing its mission, was successfully brought back to Earth.

1983: Great Britain went to war over the Falkland Islands,

unleashing a mass campaign of missile warfare.

However, none of these have anything to do with the story that follows.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: CHO YAN-YUK

PRODUCER: SAMMO HUNG KAM-BO

LINE PRODUCERS: ERIC TSANG CHI-WAI, BARRY WONG PIN-YIU

ASSISTANT PRODUCERS: CHO KIN-NAM, JACOB CHEUNG CHI-LEUNG

DIRECTOR: SAMMO HUNG KAM-BO

Hey!

Hey! Come and give me a hand, then.

Good morning, Big Brother.

Now, it was my turn to cook breakfast every Wednesday.

- From now on, it'll be you. - OK.

These brothers are a hard bunch to please.

Let them know what you're making well in advance.

So what do they drink?

They all have the same drink. They all drink Pepsi. Here.

- Good morning to all big brothers. - Good morning.

Anyone want to challenge me?

We all want to challenge you.

Yeah, yeah! Let's see who can spray the furthest!

Sure.

Now, watch this!

I'm completely soaked!

Now, from now on, watch what you say in front of the brothers. Got it?

The Choice of a New Generation!

- Didn't you hear the bell?! - I did.

Go open it, then, or I'll poke you to death!

Empress Flower, it's you?

Come in.

Look who's here!

Empress Flower, how's it going?

Still eating breakfast?

You're still not ready yet?!

- Ready for what? - Going to Pattaya!

Didn't I call to let you know we're leaving a day earlier?

No!

No?! Yankee Ginseng answered the phone.

What're you looking at? I didn't want you guys to go.

I'm off to sea tomorrow. I wanted you all to stay another day.

If we can be out the door in five minutes, I think we can still make it.

Hey! Wait for me!

Empress Flower, let's catch up when we get back.

Let's not!

Everyone, I'm your tour guide. My name's Lo Ta-Yu!

However, I'm not the one that sings.

We're delighted to have you with us on Morning Star Tours.

We're now on our way to Pattaya.

So, we still have two and a half hours before we arrive at Pattaya.

Two and a half hours still?!

That means we'll have to listen to his nonsense for two hours?!

So boring!

Let's play together!

What can you play on a bus?! Unless you wanna play hide-and-seek?!

How stupid!

You can get your things together as we're about to get off!

Hey! Here's where we get off!

Hey! Go in...!

It's so pretty!

- Let's go swimming! - Sounds great!

- Hey, can you swim?! - Let's go!

This way. Please...

- They're going swimming! - Let's follow them! Let's go.

Let me put it on for you. Your skin won't peel with it on.

Hey, Francolin Greens!

Hey, you got this, OK?

Come on.

Do they think that I'm your girlfriend?

Guess so.

Then even if it's hard for me to say, I have to say it anyway.

Say it! Rhinohide has said before:

"Love shouldn't be hidden away.

"Love is a glorious feeling."

Francolin Greens,

I have never loved you.

And I'll never dare to love you.

I hope you'll believe me.

Last time, in order to convince you...

to help me look for Muscles,

I said a lot of adoring things to you,

giving you the wrong impression.

It's been very difficult for me.

I shouldn't have toyed with your emotions.

I hope you're brave enough to face the truth.

I hope you won't take this too badly.

We're still good friends, though!

Francolin Greens?

Hey, hurry up!

Once a girl knows you dug a tunnel just to see her face, what'll she think?

We're there...! This time we'll succeed!

We can crawl across.

Really? You're sure we're not going the wrong way?

Wrong? I just felt their body heat and the sound of their breathing!

If I wasn't so loyal, coming back to fetch you lot,

I'd have grabbed them in my arms already. Shut up or I'll throw you out, brat!

No... Just don't throw me out! Sorry!

I wish all the lovers in the world to have a taste of failure.

Help!

It's an earthquake!

It's collapsed!

Sorry!

What on earth are you doing?!

Bloody Francolin Greens! It's brothers through thick and thin!

Hey! Why all the excitement? So many bosses here.

- Sit down. - Mind what you call me. I'm not a boss.

Hey! But I already told them that you are.

- Who did you tell? - Those pretty girls.

They were checking your background. So I told them that you were bosses.

- Oh, god, your bullshit turned out true. - Yes, it's just as I feared.

How is this just as you feared?

Well, it is! Bosses have to foot the bill!

You damn brat! I'm gotta poison you into a mute.

Big Rehmannia, give me the poison, quick!

Please sit down.

We've hit the jackpot!

- What jackpot? - Huh? No...

We just found out the Hang Seng Index rose by 13 points.

HSBC bank are paying out dividends, with an extra share for every five!

- So you made a lot of money, then? - We didn't actually buy any, though.

- Hey! Enough talk! Order some food. - Yes, order some food.

Yeah, eat up! We're already full. The food here's not good, though.

Not good? You might be full, but we haven't eaten yet!

Everyone order, the seafood's amazing here.

Lobster, scallops, crab. It's all fantastic.

So the guy falls in just like that!

Really funny.

- Miss, we-- - Tell us more jokes, go on!

You're the funny one!

- I really like your jokes. - Go on!

Alright... I'll carry on.

Monk Fruit, a quick word with you first.

Remember, let me cuddle her when she laughs, OK?

It's like this...

There's a young boy and a girl on a date at the park.

The boy's real unhappy.

So the girl says, "Don't be so bored, I'll make this fun."

So the boy asks, "How will you make this fun?"

The girl says, "I can make you very happy with just one hand."

So the boy has a think about it, "No, no..."

The girl says, "You don't like that?

"How about I make you very happy with two hands, then?"

The boy thinks again, "No, better not."

So the girl says, "You don't like that either?

"I've still got one way to make you very happy with both hands and my tongue."

The boy says, "Alright..." So the girl goes...

- Taking advantage of me? - Drop dead!

- Your turn, Monk Fruit! - I don't know how!

You dunno how?! We said everyone would tell a joke!

Yeah, it's your turn to tell a joke now!

You better! I'll make you if you don't!

Alright, I'll tell a joke, then.

Once upon a time there was a girl called Hua Mulan.

She disguised as a man to enlist as a soldier instead of her dad.

I've finished.

That's not even funny.

What's with you? Why not tell something funnier?

I don't know how to!

Go on! If you don't, I'll cripple your legs!

He's crying now, how can he tell jokes? Let me tell you a joke.

Yes... Go on, but tell ones that are short and sweet as they're funnier.

Right... Once upon a time there was a really dumb person.

They always wore open-crotch trousers.

I knew you'd be like this, it's really not safe here!

Hey! Get the bill, we're leaving.

Sounds great! Pay the bill and go to the disco for fun.

No way! Over dinner you've tried every trick in the book to cop a feel.

Go dancing still? Will we lose our virginities?

That's right!

Thanks for the lobster and the jokes.

It's better to leave now.

At least we're left with a good impression of each other.

- Stay a little longer! - Leaving after eating?

My fault again? Don't take it out on me.

- Not your fault? It's always you! Brat! - Not your fault?!

- Don't run...! - You think you're dead already?!

- Friend! - Well?

- All done? You found the shaman? - We found him for you.

Someone will take you tomorrow at 6.

- You haven't paid the bill yet. - Give it to him.

The one sitting over there.

Thank you, thank you very much.

This is the place. You go in yourself.

You're not interpreting for me?

This shaman knows 18 languages.

His Cantonese is more fluent than yours and mine, so don't say anything stupid.

Nonsense!

I wish you good luck.

You better not leave! Wait here for me!

- Let's see what happens. - What'd you mean?

See if you learn witchcraft, or get cursed by it.

If you get cursed, your belly will burst and you'll bleed from all seven orifices.

I don't wanna get my boat dirty.

Great Master, I'm here wholeheartedly to learn witchcraft.

- I really want-- - Cut the crap, pay up first.

Money isn't defined as good or bad, because all money is good.

People aren't defined as good or bad, because all mortals are bad.

Witchcraft is defined as good or bad.

Do you want to learn good witchcraft or bad witchcraft?

What's the difference?

Good witchcraft benefits others but not yourself.

Bad witchcraft brings misfortune to others but not yourself.

- I'll learn the bad, then! - Good. You chose wisely.

I don't know any good witchcraft.

Tell me, why do you want to learn witchcraft?

Looking at you, you want to pick up girls without using your brain.

Yes! Even better if they're wealthy too!

At least you're honest!

Your heart and soul is reflected in your appearance. You can't deceive me.

How did you see through me?

You know what they say:

the blind are shrewd, the deaf are cruel, cripples are cocky, four-eyes are pervs.

Lucky I'm none of those.

I haven't finished yet.

The tall are lewd, the short are vulgar,

the skinny put on airs, long chins are sleazy.

You're skinny and have a long chin.

Therefore, you put on airs and you're also sleazy!

You're so passionate about witchcraft, I'm sure you'll pick it up in no time.

Come on.

Take off your clothes.

Focus your mind, tie round your waist,

eyes straight ahead, hold your breathing.

You need to stop breathing?

Ninth Sister, ready the altar.

Get up, you've already acquired it.

That quick?

It will improve with time.

Now, think of the person that you desire most in your heart.

Take this pin, stick it in the doll, say "See eye to eye,"

then she'll be all over you.

Really that easy? Will it work?

You can test it right now, then.

Ninth Sister.

See eye to eye...

- Who are you thinking of? - You, of course!

Even I'm your type?!

If I don't test it like this, how will I know you weren't tricking me?

That means you don't trust me?

I didn't earlier, but I trust you now!

I've succeeded!

- Hey, what're they talking about? - Can you hear anything?

Hey, is this actually going to work?

Don't cheat us with your half-baked knowledge.

My mouth's all dry from chatting them up. Don't mess up my game!

With just my looks, I'm more likely to pick up girls than you.

Yes...! I'm also asking myself that!

After all, stuff like witchcraft is a scam!

A scam?! It can make your chest burst with your guts hanging out!

Forget about it...

Just how do we get them to fall under the curse anyway?

Long as they touch this doll, I'll be able to manipulate them!

They're stooping low enough to use witchcraft.

Hey, let's not go in there, then.

What're you afraid of? You think they can actually curse us?

We're fooling them all the way!

Yeah! Pretend we don't know and see if their witchcraft works.

- If it does, we're screwed! - That works out for you, then.

Works out for you, you mean!

Hey...! They're here. Hurry...!

Open the door.

Welcome to all you pretty ladies to our humble lodgings.

Please come in and sit.

Such good hospitality! They must've laid a trap for us!

Chloroform, marijuana, LSD, and strong brandy. Got it all, right?

Of course not. We're not that kind of people.

- Right, as if we'd be that obvious? - Can't you talk less for once?

Oh yes, who wants to play with this doll?

- It's so pretty! - Let me play with it!

Let me have a look!

My god, she's adorable!

- She looks just like you! - Really?!

Yeah! She really does look like you!

- Geez, what's so special about it? - Yeah.

How's it not special? Look, there's another one on this side!

He's looking at you.

- Come here. - What for?

- Plenty here to look at. - Come over.

- Here's the good stuff. - Look, it's over there.

The view here is stunning.

I love you. You love me.

The one in the red top!

Say it again!

Macho Man!

Hung, are you alright?!

Hold it. Have you ever been heartbroken?

I've never fallen in love before, so how would I know heartbreak?

Sucks to be you, then.

You fall in love with me of all people? You've got a hard road ahead!

Don't worry about it.

Hey, Big Rehmannia, don't be so selfish!

What's it to you?! Why're you scolding my darling?

My god! Slapping my brother? I'll dump you!

Don't!

Goodness me!

Why was I hugging you?!

Great stuff!

How bloody disgusting!

- What's the matter? - Why didn't you pull me away?

Hey... Let me play with it.

Sorry, when it comes to the ladies, not even brothers get a say!

- Where's your loyalty? - Yeah. You want all four?

- Too right! - Hey, don't be like that!

They're truly burning with desire!

Don't be so excited. One at a time.

Come in!

Big Rehmannia's hit the jackpot.

Take me first...!

- It's really impressive! - How'd this happen?

Hey, does anyone else know witchcraft?

Mustache, what about you?

- It's your friend's. - It's your friend's.

It's your friend's!

It's your friend's.

It's your friend's.

Let's go in and check on him!

I won't... I won't do it again! I won't...!

I really won't... I really won't do it ever again...

Weren't we going for dinner?

Hello?

Superintendent Cho?

Francolin Greens!

Francolin Greens?

I just got a call from Superintendent Cho.

I have to make urgent contact with someone

because he has valuable information to hand over to the police.

Can you come along with me?

I can't.

Francolin Greens, look at me.

Do you want to tell me that you see only me in your eyes?

No, I want to take a good look at you.

I want to know how such a brave man would suddenly become such a coward.

I haven't become a coward.

I just don't want people to deceive me, or take advantage of me again.

Alright, at a time I needed help the most, you were the one I turned to first.

I'm very disappointed. I can't bear it.

But it doesn't matter.

Even if I have to die on this mission, I want to die with a clear conscience.

I just have something to tell you.

To help someone who loves you, and to help someone to make them love you,

are two completely different things.

You realize that?

"You realize that?"

Hey!

Allow me.

Hey!

He's over there! Hurry! Help him up quickly!

Mr. Ma, where did you send the letter?

I already sent it back to Hong Kong.

Hong Kong? Where in Hong Kong?

Enough talking! Take him to the hospital first!

No need. He's already dead.

You did very well on this last mission.

Unfortunately, you left some loose ends.

No need!

Such trivial things can be handled by my own men.

I want you to go to Hong Kong and kill someone named Lau Yan-Fu.

Here are his details.

And whilst you're there, go to this address and find something for me.

This receipt for a registered letter was found in that bastard's room.

We suspect that he's sent out some compromising material on us.

Our job is to kill people, not look for people.

Fine. Then take out whoever it was that received that letter.

With the recipient dead, it's like the letter was never even sent.

Look! That house is so nice. The garden is beautiful too.

Miss, who are you looking for?

This house is so beautiful. I really like it. How big is the bedroom?

How much is the house for sale? I'll come back tomorrow and buy it.

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.

So you're--

Hey, Francolin Greens, are you teaching all these girls kung fu?

When it comes to kung fu, I'm awesome! You know which style I learned?

Let me teach you girls.

Hey, Francolin Greens! Why're they like this?

I don't know why either!

Lucky I learned how to dance.

If not, all your spinning left and right would've left me dizzy already!

Miss, our dance is over now.

What was that about?

I think we have to return to Hong Kong right away.

Return to Hong Kong?

If you want to go back to Hong Kong alive, we have to leave now.

The others are bathing. How can we go?

Go and find them, then!

Haven't you realized when we're together, you feel safe?

Really?

It's me that feels safe.

Enough with the crap. Pack up, we're leaving.

Stay alert. Keep your eyes on the goods.

Yes.

- Don't worry, boss. - We know what to do, boss.

Hey, you can't fish here! Go away now!

OK! We're leaving in a minute.

Don't move!

Royal Police!

You've only got six bullets. How many of us can you shoot?

Don't move!

Don't move! Are 18 bullets enough, then?!

Are there even 18 of you?

See? First night out and we take you to crack a beauty like this. Respect?

To be honest, this was a piece of cake. No wonder they call you 'General Fortune'.

What're you looking at?! Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't move!

Get out!

Get over there!

You lot, over that side!

- Get him! - OK!

Nobody move!

Shoot!

You've got great aim. You ain't gonna miss!

Worst case is we're all toast!

Dying in the line of duty - how impressive!

Don't move!

- What now? - Hurry and remove your ammo,

or we're in deep shit if they get our guns!

Hey, so it's hand-to-hand combat?

Didn't they teach you at the academy?

Yes, but only one against two.

I'm a bit better. I can fight three at the most.

What about the rest, then?

You're always on about fighting nine at once. Now you can prove it!

Charge!

Get him!

Don't move! I'm a cop, not a crook!

- Nobody move! - Don't shoot! There's many flammables.

Don't move! We're cops!

- Take them all in! - Yeah, come on.

You have the right to remain silent,

anything you say may be used in evidence.

Got nothing to say?

- Take them all away. - Yes!

Move it!

Hurry up!

Good brothers become good husband and wife.

Fated birds transform into fated fouls.

Who goes there? With utmost haste, declare your name.

- May I ask-- - You needn't ask, you needn't speak.

You're trespassing, I shall lock you up!

Stop ringing! Toilet paper, toothpaste, soap, shampoo - I have it all!

Please open the door.

Suddenly, I hear swallow song and oriole calls. This I have to see!

Told you it'd be better if I did the talking, didn't I?

What is it, little miss? Door-to-door 'massage'?

Hey! Don't think that I don't know the law.

The police can't just go into houses as they please.

Here's the search warrant. It's in Chinese and English.

If you don't know either, you can call Tsim Sha Tsui Police Station.

The phone number is 677 166.

We're the Royal Hong Kong Police's Special Crimes Operation Unit.

First squad inspector, my surname is Wu. This is Inspector Fung.

Sorry, no offense meant.

However, it's very hard to tell cops from robbers these days.

Do you live here alone, then?

No, I rent a room to a member of a theater society.

Her name's Wong Yi-Ching.

That's who we're looking for.

I don't know if she's up yet. Let me take a look.

- What's wrong? - Nothing...! She's just getting changed.

If I didn't scream first, she'd have thought I was peeping on her.

You intentionally peep at her daily.

- You-- - What's wrong?

- Sorry. - Jerk!

- So you're Miss Wong Yi-Ching? - Yes.

We have something we want to talk to Miss Wong about.

Would you please go out and take a walk, or maybe even have a haircut, OK?

Don't make excuses to bully me! I won't be fooled!

Yi-Ching is like a sister to me. Her problems are my problems too!

We suspect that Miss Wong is involved in a murder case.

- Say what? - I think I'll go out and buy a newspaper!

You can't leave now.

Miss, what's the murder case you mentioned earlier?

Mr. Ma Man-Gin was murdered in Pattaya.

Ma Man-Gin has been murdered?!

Fantastic...!

Don't think I take joy in one's misfortune.

If he's dead, I won't get all excited. If he's not, I'll keep living my life.

The matter of his death--

Officer, cool your temper with me, OK? Don't you want me to co-operate?

It'll be best for you to co-operate with the police now, then.

Bite your tongue and keep your mouth shut.

I can't...!

That can easily cause bad breath. Because there's no ventilation!

Miss Wong.

We'd like to know if Mr. Ma Man-Gin has sent any letters to you recently?

Yes, he pretty much writes me a letter every other day or every week.

However, we were just ordinary friends.

Would you be able to show us the letters? We're looking for any important clues.

Sure, I'll get the letters for you now.

Miss, if you want to learn how to write love letters,

why not buy an A-Z of love letter writing instead?

That guy's love letters were sickening!

Have you heard of anyone using an ashtray to describe a woman?

He said: "You are my ashtray. I am a cigarette burning away.

"Just be patient. I will be in your embrace soon."

Now you've heard it, do you think it's corny?

You're always peeking at Miss Wong's letters, aren't you?

Here. They're all here.

- This is all of them? - That's all there is.

I don't think that letter has arrived yet.

Miss Wong, apart from the police,

I believe there are some villains who also want the letter he sent you.

Villains?!

I always knew he wasn't a good person! See? All that trouble's coming to a head!

Your being here will definitely put you in danger.

So the police hope that you'll temporarily move out.

Move out? Move to where?

- Yeah. - We'll take you to a safe place.

Please make your preparations right away.

Hey buddy, hurry on and pack your stuff, then.

Hold it. This is my home. I was born and raised here.

Like you can force me to move?!

If you don't leave, you'll be buried here too.

I don't believe it! Who could be as vicious as that?!

They're not just vicious. They're also fierce and have no humanity.

So they're beasts, then! What's so terrible about beasts?!

Man is wisest of all creatures, man--

Can you save your breath for once? We only want what's best for you.

Hey! You don't need to look after me. I've always been independent.

When I was two years old,

I was making up 8 oz. of baby formula for myself every day!

Chung Tung-Cho, why haven't you packed yet?

Yi-Ching, I'm a man who doesn't submit to violence or evil forces.

You should stay here. If you're in danger, you'll come to know my bravery!

We should just leave.

Whatever! Leave with them. I'll stay here to take your calls.

Empress Flower, you and Miss Wong go downstairs and wait for me.

Sure, we're going.

Officer, you're not planning on using force, are you?

You think it through now. You'll be the one that loses out.

I just want to explain how the villains are going to deal with you.

How? Cut into pieces or horrific mutilation?

Hey, Big Rehmannia, you wanna castrate Superintendent Cho?

Cutting here is castration? At most he'll have kidney failure.

We'll make him lose the function of his limbs,

and render his five major organs useless!

Concentrate hard. Your mind has to think it's Cho!

Check.

Let's go over there.

Is it tasty?

Why don't you catch one yourself to try?

The moves just now don't count.

Say what?

Might as well start again. One step forward, two steps back.

What? You can't change your mind in chess now? It's about using your brain!

If every move counted, then tossing a coin is even quicker!

- I'm not playing...! - Hey, are you kidding me?!

- Why're you building this?! - Hey!

What're you looking at? These are kids' toys. They're for you now?

Hide it.

- It's a man. - So what if it's a man?

You don't believe I'll--

- No...! - Don't you run, I'll kill you, brat!

You kicked my foot last week and it still hurts!

- Keep talking-- - Don't be like that.

Keep talking and I'll beat the shit out of you.

Who is it?!

I'll get it.

Make it a woman...

Sorry, miss. I didn't scare you, did I?

Excuse me, but is this place--

No need to ask, miss. This place is everything.

Need a phone, a toilet, or even a place to stay? No problem at all!

What's your surname? My surname is Au, but call me Romeo.

Tell her your real name. Miss...

- Yeah. My name is Au-- - he's Au Yee-So [seducing sister-in-law].

We're in luck...!

A woman...!

Like a rats' nest!

Inspector Wu! We've missed you so much! Where did you go?!

- I didn't say the wrong thing, did I? - You're not wrong, just bad timing.

Assess the situation before speaking.

Go in.

Yes...! Come in first.

Now, you can now be out with the old and in with the new.

What do you mean old and new? You're treating me as an old flame now?

If it used to be yours, then it's an old flame.

If it never was, how can it be old or new?

When ending a relationship, you've got to kill it at its roots.

Don't be a stick in the mud, wondering if it'll ever grow again.

Right.

I won't let anyone play with my emotions again.

I want a fresh start, pursuing my own dreams and happiness.

So you brothers are actors too? You don't even talk like human beings!

Would ordinary people say things like that?

Not unless they're bona fide hot-blooded youths!

Miss, you're not expecting me to live with these people, are you?

Don't worry. I once had to spend a long period of time with them myself.

Their behavior and mannerisms will only make you feel like a real woman.

What you're saying can be seen as serious or trivial!

Any more lip, you'll be mosquito feed for the detention center!

I'd rather that to this, Miss! Blood loss is better than losing your virginity!

Hey, what do you mean by that, curly?

Hey, mind what you call me. My surname is Chung, first name Tung-Cho!

Dung Chung-Cho [caterpillar fungus]? What was that about losing virginity?

Did I say that? It was Miss that said it.

She said that with your mannerisms, you'll end up feeling like a real woman.

Hearing that, why wouldn't I be shivering?

You're shivering? Fine! Let me beat you till you stop shivering!

Francolin Greens! When did you learn to be so crude?

Well said! Be mindful of how you come off from now on.

You're all so refined. Educate him properly now.

Miss Wong, let's not get in the way. Why don't we go for a walk in the garden?

Better not.

Kiddo, always using tricks to hit on girls is pointless!

Learn from your brothers.

Emotions are to be valued, not to fool around with!

You can stop talking now!

Even if my mouth's not saying it, my heart's still thinking it!

Hold it!

Shut your mouth up.

The two of them will stay here for some time.

What...

What about you?

I have a mission to complete.

Once the mission's over,

I will thank you all on behalf of the police.

- No need to be so courteous! - Yeah, we're all family here.

Just like last time, a lucky red envelope would be fine!

Such a big mouth. Do I need to give it a poke?

Miss Wong, since you're staying here, how about I show you upstairs?

My room is the cleanest in this house.

Plenty of room, enough for two to sleep in!

That's right, you sleep in Pagoda Cake's room.

Pagoda Cake can sleep in the living room.

What about me?! At this point, I can't remain silent!

My wellbeing's at stake!

You are an important guest.

I think they'll have a room for you to sleep in.

If you've got hemorrhoids, athlete's foot,

ringworm, scabies, etc., you're not welcome!

I'd rather not be covered in diseases when I get home!

Hey, Big Rehmannia, weren't you shutting his mouth?

Why's he still got so much to say?

Ask yourself: did you concentrate and focus on him in your mind?

- No. - Who are you thinking of, then?

The pretty girl.

No wonder, she can't say a word! Here.

OK, OK,

I've listened to everything you've said, and I've come to a conclusion.

These big brothers are all just sheep in wolves' clothing.

They're horny but have no guts. Ambitious but have no cunning.

- Miss Wong-- - Miss, you don't need to worry.

You can relax and return to your own work. I'm willing to stay here.

Right, Empress Flower. You better get back soon.

Get back and protect the citizens. Society really needs you.

I'll go upstairs, then.

I'll help with your luggage.

- Thanks. - Please.

I'll get going, then.

Which one of you gentlemen is willing to see me out to my car?

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

Hurry up!

- Come on. - Come on.

One, two, three!

- You threw it at me?! - So what if I did?

- Damn fatso, come on, then! - Make a move if you dare...!

Come on, then...!

- Take another step, and I'll chop you up! - Chop me up?!

Hey...! Stop fighting...!

Let go, let go of me! I gotta beat him!

- Come on, then! - Let him go!

- How dare you?! - I was only trying to help!

- I told you not to block me! - Hold him back!

Hold him back!

- I'll kill you! - Hey, stop fighting...!

- Stop fighting! - Let go of me!

- Stop fighting! - I said let go of me!

- What's it to you if I fight? - Don't stop me!

Stop fighting.

- Try and come here again! - I'll stab you.

Stop fighting...

- Get out of my way... - Stop fighting!

Grab a hold of him!

Come out if you dare! I'll beat you to death!

Don't! Stop moving your arms!

Where am I meant to put them, then?

Well, just put them down, then!

Stop fighting.

Serves you right, you damn fatso...

You're touching her there?! What if your hand keeps moving up?!

Sorry.

You're sticking your nose in! Go to hell!

How dare you hit Big Rehmannia?!

Stop running! I'll kill you!

Come back here!

What's wrong...?

- Are you alright?! - Just throwing up blood. I'm fine.

How are you fine if you're throwing up blood?!

To be able to throw up blood by your side is my honor!

Why did they beat you up like this?

Forget them. I'll be dead soon!

- Before I die, can I say one thing? - What?

I'm a grown man, but I've never been kissed by a girl.

So you know what to do.

What's taking you?! I'll be dead soon!

Why're you throwing up blood?! Wasn't it me?!

What am I meant to do, then?!

I thought you forgot, so I took your place.

You can do my bit. Let me finish kissing first!

Stop fighting, guys! I'm really scared when you fight.

I'm really scared! Why're they so hard and poking my head?

So hard I'm fainting!

Each and every one of you is a jerk!

What's going on?!

Miss Wong saw a rat in there and chased it!

- Yeah! - Now she's locked inside with the beast!

Why're you all standing there, then?! How are you a man?!

Yi-Ching, I'm coming!

Yi-Ching...! Don't be scared or afraid! I'm coming to protect you!

Yi-Ching, I--

The mind of a woman is truly hard to comprehend!

Come on...!

A bit more...!

- What's wrong with you?! - Bro, are you trying to set her on fire?!

Fire! Fire!

- Fire! - Robbery!

- Robbery, my ass! - Miss Wong, you OK?

- Miss Wong, are you OK? - I'm OK.

Why did all five of you come in together?

Once the fire started, we all thought of you.

- Yeah! - Good grief! Quit yapping!

Let's think of something! It's very dangerous here.

Leave from the window. Let's all jump down from there.

From this height? We can, but Miss Wong won't be able to!

Shit! So what now? Hurry and think of something!

Alright, alright! Hey, we can't overthink it right now.

Hurry and take off your clothes, tie it to the sheets, and we'll slide out.

- Alright. - Hurry!

Miss Wong, aren't you...

Mine's made of silk. It's useless.

It's not durable. It'll tear really easily.

Really? Let me try it!

Silk? Silk is highly flammable!

Quickly go and make your body wet! Wet your head too.

Hurry! Go on, then! Go!

Go on...!

Hurry.

We're in luck!

You still haven't tied it up yet?

Tying...?

Hurry...

How did that happen? It all dropped down there!

How could you be so careless?

The fire's getting stronger! Smoke's filling up in here!

Get some wet towels and seal off the door first!

Hurry up! Get a move on!

- Francolin Greens, what's taking so long? - Damn fatty, hurry!

- Hurry! - Hey, hurry!

Damn! There's no more towels inside!

- What now? - Then take my towel!

Monk Fruit has fainted!

Let him die, then!

Shit... Francolin Greens, you done yet?

Hey, Francolin Greens? Are you done yet?

It's not working. The smoke keeps seeping in.

Oh, shit! So what can we do now?

We'll just have to rush out! The odds are in death's favor, though.

- There's only one way to flip those odds. - What's that, then?

This way can only save one of us, though:

fill the bath with water, lie in there, and use this straw to breathe.

- Hey! Francolin Greens, how selfish! - Of course not!

Our house is on fire, but Miss Wong is innocent.

Miss Wong, go and do what Pagoda Cake suggested.

Us five have to risk our lives in the fire,

rush to the storeroom to get some fire extinguishers!

That's right, Miss Wong. Your life is important. Hurry.

Yeah.

Go.

Hey, hurry! Go. Monk Fruit.

My god, Miss Wong! You haven't gone in yet?

- We're going to rush out now. Hurry! - Yeah, hurry!

Let's go.

Hey, you go first.

We've really done it!

What's wrong? Why does it smell of smoke?

Nothing's wrong...! It's not your problem...! Go back inside...!

Come out.

The fire's been put out?

Not yet. The fire's still burning.

I want to get--

You guys eat first. No need to wait for me.

My saviors, I'll be out once I've finished pouring the soup.

- What's wrong? - Nothing.

If it's nothing, sit down!

- Am I easy to bully?! - Yeah!

Oh right, then. I just want to understand is all.

Sit down!

What were you arguing about?

Oh, nothing. We're just having some fun.

- Tuck in. - Tuck in, Miss Wong.

You don't need to be afraid.

I'm just taking out the chicken bum. It doesn't look good.

Miss Wong's cooking is delicious!

It sure is! She's a real 'feast for the eyes'!

What did you say, Monk Fruit?

Say that again?

I said stuff is so cheap now. Apartments are so cheap.

So if we eat less from now on, we can buy up all the cheap apartments.

No, no! I said the chicken's so skinny, no one will eat it. So I can eat it all!

Am I right?

- What are you on about? - What did I say?

- You didn't say anything! - Yes, I didn't say anything!

I heard what you said. You said it was a "feast for the eyes."

You used the wrong expression. It's 'beautiful, fragrant, and tasty'.

Yes... We all think Miss Wong is beautiful, fragrant, and tasty!

Monk Fruit, you're using the wrong words again!

I'll be direct, then.

Miss Wong, last night they all said they could just drink you up.

What you just said is so funny.

Miss Wong, on behalf of everyone, welcome to our house of five treasures.

Welcome.

You needn't worry. There'll be no more fires.

Yeah! We never use the same trick twice!

I'll stop talking now. I'm eating. I'm eating.

Yi-Ching, we have to go to the theater society after lunch.

Interested in coming down and having a go?

We're down-to-earth types. We don't know how to act.

But there's a lot of pretty girls there...

Well, there's no harm in learning, is there?

We cost taxpayers millions every year!

- Is it that much? - We don't?

Your monthly salary, the place you live,

the piece you carry, those bullets you spray everywhere,

your uniform and leather shoes - you think they're free?!

Correct, carry on.

We've cost taxpayers millions.

We should be eliminating crime to keep the peace and uphold the law, right?

But we're not! In fact, we're helping and protecting the bad guys!

They sent these two fellas to protect me?!

This is nothing but the world's biggest joke!

Last time I lost 40 million because of them.

Thank god my brothers are loyal.

- How's it coming along? - It's all sorted.

Each family will give $20,000 a month.

I have to go out now. Don't let those two follow me.

Hey, follow him.

Hey, I don't think it's the scumbag in front.

No way.

Let's overtake them and have a look.

Turn around!

Go after those motorbikes!

I'm not a hero, I'm a policeman. As long as I'm the police, I'll catch you!

I sent you two to protect him.

Yet you just stood by and watched him get killed!

We weren't watching.

By the time we got there, he was already a roast pig.

He followed his own path to death. We couldn't do anything about it.

Forget it. This matter is no longer your concern.

You. Go assist Empress Flower immediately.

Remember: be mindful of innocent citizens.

I got it, sir.

She's called May. She'll handle all the formalities.

Now, I'm off to the 13th floor for rehearsals.

- She's real nice. - So pretty.

What activities would you like to sign up for?

If they're smart, they'll join something else.

As long as I'm in the theater group, you'll only get to be extras.

Theater group!

Setting up your own humiliation.

Here, fill in these forms and you'll be able to take part.

You'll get your membership cards next week.

Miss, you really are a nice person.

Why do you sound so old-fashioned?

You really are a nice person, miss.

Miss?

I hurt my wrist yesterday so it's difficult for me to write.

- Can you help me fill in the form? - Sure.

- What's your name? - Alain.

- Surname? - Alain is my surname.

My full name is Alain Delon.

Your name's pretty funny. Did your daddy name you that?

Oh no, when I was born, the nurses did after they washed me.

I don't know why they had such inspiration though.

All my friends agree the name really suits me.

Really?

- What's your hometown? - Panyu.

- Panyu? How do you write 'Yu'? - Yeah.

'Yu' like in 'useless', but without the 'heart'.

Let me write it for you. Like that.

I won't waste my breath on someone useless like you.

Please fill it in yourself!

NAME: RHINOHIDE

ADDRESS: KOWLOON PEAK, LOT 12 CONTACT: SAME

ID: B250136 AGE: 28 YEARS & 96 MONTHS

Rhinohide, why have you written your age like that?

What do you mean "like that"?

- It can't be "28 years & 96 months"? - Yeah.

- What's it got to do with you? - Hey, no!

JUDO ROOM

- Hey, get changed. - Get changed into what?

- Judo. - You know it?

- I don't. - So why get changed?

- Just having a bit of fun! - No...

Come on!

- Hurry and take a seat. - Right.

Judo, as implied in its name, uses soft to overcome hard.

With this, even four taels can resist 1000 catties.

Therefore, protecting your central core is most important.

Now, I will be performing a few demonstrations for you today.

Who will volunteer for me to demonstrate on?

Great. Step forward.

Me?

Yes. At a glance, you seem pretty sturdy.

Miss, you truly have an eye for talent.

I squeeze!

I squeeze!

I squeeze!

Miss, you're tired. Sit a little longer.

I'm not tired. Get up.

Jackpot!

Fantastic! Up-close pleasure!

Does anyone else want to try?

Me!

The biggest and fattest one, step up.

Me?

I can't!

Come out. I will demonstrate what is four taels resisting 1000 catties.

Go on, Francolin Greens. It's really fun!

I really can't do it.

Don't be afraid. I'll take it easy on you.

Step forward.

Go on...!

Miss, I really can't do it.

Stop fussing. Come on.

Sorry, miss. I told you I can't be ridden by a girl.

Sorry.

Who else wants a demonstration?

Please, teach me...!

Pagoda Cake having fun?

I'm twiddling my thumbs. I can't leave when I want to.

- Where's the fun? - How did that happen?

The actors! We said at 2 o'clock. It's three now and they're still not here.

Even the star hasn't arrived?

I'm the star. But the ones missing are the opponents to my Romeo.

That is Juliet's brother Tybalt and his men.

Geez, and you're still waiting? Ditch them!

Hey! We'll do it.

Hey, director, what do you think?

Actually, you should ditch him as well. How can he be Romeo...?

- What?! - What? Who what?

I already know that having him play Romeo is ridiculous.

I used the wrong word. Not "ridiculous," but "beyond ridiculous"!

My vision will hopefully inject new life into Shakespeare's play.

Shattering tradition that the beautiful must be paired with the handsome,

giving the average-looking audience member, hopes and dreams!

Great stuff!

Director, why don't we help bring your ideals to life? OK?

Sure!

Now, you can play Juliet's brother and his goons.

Whatever works.

As long as Romeo has people to act against so he can improve his acting.

So we're only here for them to practice?

What? Isn't helping them practice better than being practiced on? Let's go...

Great! We'll start with the scene where they go meet Romeo on horseback!

Romeo, those gents art coming!

Romeo, thou indeed have such gall to face the sooth.

Revealing thy...

- "Visage"! - Revealing thy visage!

Mine own visage is full of loveth and honesty.

Even if there is nay sooth, I shall still reveal it.

Tybald, striketh that gent! That gent be too...

- "Arrogant"! - That gent be too arrogant!

Are you kidding me?

So many words you don't know! How can you be on stage?

It's not like this in the script!

Of course it isn't! That line isn't in the script.

I blurted it out myself, blurted it out for you to hear!

Hey, director? They don't know the words! How can we rehearse?

What...? Who doesn't know words? An actor has to know words now? Do you?

I wouldn't say I know a lot of words. I know all of them!

Smart ass. What word is 'rice', 'field', and 'common' with 'water' underneath?

You don't know, huh?

Dung water!

Drink it, then! Chinese words have different sounds? Think it's English?!

Yeah, you should drink dung water! Don't even know such a simple word.

You know it, then? Let me tell you, this word doesn't exist!

Forget it...!

We're familiar with what happens in Romeo and Juliet.

Now, we're only here to bring out your performance.

If we get the dialog wrong, you can just ignore it. Just keep going.

That's right...!

Let's continue, then.

- Hey, whose turn is it? - Hey, whose turn? Come on!

That gent be too arrogant!

Tybald, needeth not... needeth not striketh that gent.

Striketh that gent and thee striketh me!

Juliet, alloweth thy brother to striketh me!

I can endureth aught for loveth!

- Oh! Romeo! - Oh! Juliet!

Juliet, as loyal servant to the Capulets,

I cannot beareth to seeth thee being deceived by a devil!

Oh... Thou behold at me.

For I am worried for thee, mine own visage be distorted!

Romeo is not a devil! He is not!

That gent be the Devil's brother!

Forsooth! Killeth that gent! Knocketh him off!

'Tis too exciting! I cannot endureth it!

Juliet!

Hey, Romeo! You have to hold onto her!

Yeah, you're wasting resources. If you're not gonna do it, let us do it!

- Yeah! - Are you gay?!

Even gays don't treat women like that, right?

Why're you asking me? Ruining my image, I'll poke your eyes out!

- Sorry. - "Sorry"?

If I say sorry then push you down the stairs, is that OK?

What's the matter?

I'm not used to wearing glasses on stage.

I'll go home to get my contact lenses and come back.

Yeah, how can it be? You're Romeo, not the blind swordsman!

- Right? - Right.

If it wasn't for art, like hell I'd be acting with these beasts!

Hey.

- Coffee. - Hey, thanks.

Registered letter for Miss Wong Yi-Ching.

That's me.

- You're Miss Wong Yi-Ching? - That's right.

Please sign here.

- Who's the letter for? - I'm signing, so it's mine of course.

I was only asking.

Hey, why have you come back?

Back for my contact lenses. Why're you so tense?

Miss, who's the letter for?

If you keep being nosey, I'll kick you out on the street in one go!

Really? I don't believe it. Kick me, then!

Go on, then!

Hey, it's two blank sheets of paper.

Hey, hold it! You said you'd kick me out on the street. Am I on the street?!

Die!

I'm bleeding. You asshole! You can make me bleed with one hit, sure.

But you'll never ever kick me out on the street in one go!

Ricky, what's happening?

Hey, I think the hitmen just came.

Really?

Where are they now?

Can't find them.

Let's go upstairs first.

Sir, who are you looking for?

Where is the toilet?

- It's over there. - Thank you.

Hello?

Anybody there?

What?! Some guy pointed a gun at you in the ladies' room?

Yes. It was a real gun, too.

- That's a bit better, then. - Better, my ass!

Without a gun, it's only rape. With: it's rape and murder!

Why don't we go and look?

- Sure. - It's the ladies' room though!

It's because it's the ladies' room we have to go see!

Right...!

What're you walking so fast for?

That's him!

There might be a gun inside the case.

So I was mistaken?

- What did he say? - It's Japanese.

Don't move!

Hurry.

Hurry.

Hey! Hey! This won't do! Think of a way to save Monk Fruit.

- How? - Distract him!

Go on...!

I'll try, then...

Hey...

I tried. Didn't work.

He's out of bullets!

Don't move!

We're the police! Everybody get down!

Hey! I know you're out of bullets. Come out!

Muscles is wounded.

- Yeah, so what now? - What now?

How can we help him? There's so many guns out there!

Get out there!

Nothing...!

I'm fine. I'm only bleeding!

Painful?

I don't hurt at all.

Because my whole body is completely numb!

- Francolin Greens, great stuff! - Francolin Greens, really great!

You can stop talking! Who pushed me out?!

- Everyone, enough chitchat! - I didn't...!

You go help Muscles. We'll handle whitey. Let's go.

We'll defeat whitey. You take care of this.

Move it!

- Go! - You deserve it.

Francolin Greens, don't save us face. Beat him!

We'll sort whitey. Don't worry.

Beat him!

Francolin Greens, thank you.

You're welcome.

Are you alright?

I'm alright.

Are you alright?

Don't worry.

- Let me cuff them first. - Allow me, allow me!

- I get to cuff someone! - Move it!

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding me?!

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Take group photos on the beach

That timeless ploy slacking off presents to me

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