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Previously...

Bella, meet my brother Iggi.

I serve my new master.

I'm going to destroy Evermoor.

Ludo was the meteor shower. I'm a ghost.

What did you do to Ludo?

He was a casualty. I didn't realize the plan

involved shattering people.

(DAVORIN) To release me. Five crypt stones must be raised from the ground.

(EVIL LAUGH)

# I've been searching for the longest time #

# I need to find a place that's mine #

# It's my time to learn where I'm meant to be #

# The ending's still untold nobody else can see #

# If this will be for Evermoor #

THE EVERMOOR CHRONICLES

NO LIFE CRISIS

Happy Birthday, Ludo! (CHUCKLE)

Did you say birthday? Ludo!

Who forgets their own birthday?

You forgot mine last year.

Yes, I said no one forgets their own birthday.

(SIGHS) I’ve had a lot on my mind.

I was going to wait until I’d had a chance to wrap it but...

The Eerie Theories Utility Belt!

Every top-selling paranormal gadget in one wipe-clean holster.

Well, I can’t knit you underwear every year.

That is one fierce accessory, Crims. It’s Ludo’s.

Come on, birthday boy, try it on! Maybe later.

Oh, dear, I know that look.

Has your dog done a tootsie in my carrot patch again?

Yes! Yes and we best go scoop that poop, right, Ludo?

That can wait, this can’t. Put it on!

I don’t want it! Send it back!

Right. I see.

You’re growing up, silly me.

(BELT DROPS)

(SNIFFLES)

I can’t keep this up.

(WHISPERS) She’ll see my glow. She’ll know I’m a ghost.

I didn’t even know it was his birthday.

But listen, we’ll give Ludo the best party ever okay.

And I know exactly who to invite. (SIGHS)

(SNIFFLES)

It’s okay to cry. Birthdays can be tough.

These onions aren’t helping. Onions in a cake?

I know, I spoil him.

(ONION CRUNCH)

Ludo, so what do you think of Evermoor sheriff HQ?

It could use a vacuum.

And some crime.

So. Crimson tells me that it’s your birthday today.

Yeah. So why the long face?

(SIGHS)

Oh, no, hang on. Oh, no, this is serious isn’t it?

We got a brand new teenager here boys. Send back-up, I’ll keep him talking.

Over! (CHUCKLES)

Now I may not have a card for you buster, but I can go one better.

Your own radio.

(HAPPY SIGH) I remember when my dad gave me one

and I always hoped to give one to a boy of my own someday.

(CHUCKLES) Of course you need your own radio handle,

which is a bit like a cop nickname. Something like...

Deputy Duke! Yeah, "Deputy Duke!"

He’s got cuffs, he’s got smarts, he’s...

(LAUGHS) Thanks for stepping in, son.

He’s Cameron. (BREATHES OUT)

Idling are we, demigod?

I thought I made my orders clear. Actually you didn't.

When I let you out, what then? What exactly do you want?

Justice, of course.

I was the last Wishgiver.

I granted all my own wishes and I grew powerful,

until villagers locked me up.

They're mean when they're fearful.

They chose not to serve me. Don’t make that same mistake.

Your cure can be wished away at any time.

I thought not.

So find the rest of the map, and raise those stones.

Okay, buzz me when you get here. I’ll see you out front.

Okay bye. (PHONE CLICK)

Oh, man, what is Crimson cooking?

Yeah, it’s Ludo’s birthday cake.

He’s hit 13 and he’s having a-- No-life crisis? (CHUCKLES)

Iggi, the kid’s a ghost.

And it’s time we put that right. Right! So what have we got?

We have my research into Wishgiver magic.

That is some bad mumbo. See?

Finding out stuff just makes a person paranoid.

Listen, Iggi, when the going gets tough, the tough go to the library.

And there they find-- Silence?

No, social death? Coffee breath!

A little thing we call knowledge? And "knowledge is power?"

We’re not in school any more. Dad’s not here to impress.

Like he noticed me, with you cutting class.

Okay boys, boys!

Save this for after we’ve fixed Ludo. (PHONE RINGS)

Hold that thought. I have to go meet someone very important.

Lord of the geeks. Dummygod.

Man, I’ve missed this. Haven’t you missed this?

Welcome back, America.

Lacie. You look different.

(CHUCKLES) Well, I guess I've grown about a foot.

No, I think it’s that eyebrow hitchhiking on your lip.

Yeah, well you’ve changed too.

I have? Nah, you look exactly the same.

You see I’d love to stay and chat, Lacie, but I really--

Must dash? (SCOFFS)

No peeking, you do not want to ruin this.

Surprise!

Jakey boy! (LAUGHS) I’m back!

What? Are you gonna leave your buddy hanging?

What’d I miss?

Jake. I need you to be brave for me.

(BARKING SOUND)

Who’s this? Oh, Jakey meet Jakey.

So that’s your big news, you replaced me.

With a dog.

Well, a paranormal investigator needs a sidekick, am I right?

Oh, your sidekick was I?

How’s London? Great, actually.

My dad flew in for my birthday and took my class to see the wrestling

at this gigantic arena.

I wanted you to come, but they ran out of seats.

Oh, at a gigantic arena?

Right.

Isn’t this great? (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

This is so great! Great.

It wasn’t great. So Ludo hasn’t told Jake

he’s a G-O-S-T?

So what do we do? We need an ice-breaker.

Lucky you hired mister P-A-R-T-A-Y.

Is there anything you can’t do? Spell.

Okay, people, listen up, because I'm only going over this 10 more times.

Cameron, you’re DJ. Hey, I wanted to DJ.

No chance. I’ve been working on a top secret re-mix okay.

People are gonna lose their minds.

Want to bet he’s “re-mixing” the only two records that exist in this town?

Good point. Alice, you’re DJ. Yes.

Iggi, how’s the guest list?

This is the school register. Exactly.

Everybody is coming? Everybody who is anybody.

They’re nobodies but they’ll be here!

(EXCITED SHRIEK) And, Otto, you ordered the pinata yeah?

Uhm.

Otto! You had one job.

My job was completing the research--

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how much you’re not helping.

Guys, we have two hours.

Let’s make Ludo’s night a party to die for!

let’s also forget that I said that. (NERVOUS BREATHS)

No, really. Help yourself.

Where’s birthday boy? (SIGHS) Hanging out with his new Jake.

Oh, yeah. Fuzzy, yappy and still not house trained.

Wonder why he named him after you.

Well, soon as Ludo’s birthday is over, I’m going home.

I’ve totally outgrown this place. Here’s the toy you ordered, Jake.

You’ve really matured.

The Haunt-O-Matic? I know, lame.

But Ludo wanted a ghost trap.

I was gonna have it sent to the manor, but now I can give it to him myself.

“Guaranteed to suck up and eradicate any unwanted ghosts.”

(TOY NOISES)

(WHISPERS) Woah, it’s picking something up already.

(SHOP DOOR OPENS) I mean, who’d believe in this junk, except a total baby.

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Ludo. We were just talking about you

(ROBOT VOICE) Supernatural activity detected.

(ROBOT VOICE) Eradication commencing in T-minus 15 seconds.

Jakey shush. (DOG BARKS)

(ROBOT VOICE) Nine, eight--

What is with this thing? Stop. (DOG BARKS)

Shut up, shut up, shut up. (DOG BARKS)

(ROBOTIC VOICE) Two, one. (DOG BARKS)

(MACHINE SHUTS DOWN)

(SIGH RELEIF)

Sorry. I had something on my shoe.

I know that feeling. Right, Jakey Girl? (DOG GROWLS)

Jakey! Shush. (DOG BARK)

I’m sorry, I’d better take her home.

(DOG BARK) Bad girl.

That dog is an animal.

As sidekicks go, she’s still an upgrade.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

I’ll take this from here.

Wait, Bella picked me to DJ. Err, she picked me. Step aside.

What are you gonna do, arrest me?

Okay, people, it’s pinata time!

I made this bad boy myself, so who thinks they have what it takes?

(CROWD HOWLS)

Your time to shine, potshot. (NERVOUS) Uh, sure.

(CROWD LAUGHS)

This is going to be a long night.

Hey, mister popular.

Listen, I’m sorry about earlier.

What did you have to tell me? It’ll keep.

Yeah? I got you this.

They don’t make them anymore, but I tracked one down. (NERVOUS LAUGH)

Aren’t you gonna take it? Jake, I can’t accept your gift.

You see, I’m-- Not into it?

You know, it’s actually a relief to hear that.

No, I’ve been trying to tell you--

I mean, what was I thinking, buying you this paranormal junk?

We’re not 12 anymore.

Just go home, Jake.

What’s eating you?

Ever since I got back you’ve been this cloud of gloom.

Nobody forced you to come.

Somebody forced you to come?

Ask Bella.

Well, she shouldn't have bothered.

Jakey Girl is worth 10 of you.

At least she has a convincing mustache!

I just wet shaved, why don’t you just get a life?

Ask Bella!

(SHOCKED CROWD)

What just happened?

(JAKEY GIRL BARKS)

Thanks, Jakey, but I’m not in the mood.

(ROBOT VOICE) Supernatural activity detected.

(ROBOT VOICE) Eradication commencing in T-minus

15 seconds. (DOG BARKS)

(ROBOT VOICE) Fifteen, fourteen... Oh, no.

(robot voice) eleven, ten, nine, eight...

(CROWD LAUGHING)

What was that, Bella? Let’s just find Ludo first

and talk about this later. Ludo just walked right through me,

like some kind of mist!

You want to know why I called you?

Because Ludo is not the kid you said goodbye to last summer,

and he needs help. Coming from the girl

who used to call him Weirdo McBeardo.

Yeah, well, people change.

No kidding, my best friend is now a vapor!

All okay? Have you seen Ludo?

Don’t worry, he’s probably just-- (LUDO) Help!

Yelling distantly for help.

Time is wasting, demigod.

Ludo! Jake!

(GRUNTS) This gift is awesome and everything but

I'd really like you to turn it off now, please.

This is a ghost trap. Are you telling me you’re an actual ghost.

I wanted to tell you, I just didn’t want it to be real.

Oh, boy. (ROBOT VOICE) Accelerated Suction.

Bella, we’re losing him. I can’t turn it off!

Bella, do something!

The utility belt! Maybe there’s a tool to turn this off.

We want to find it.

No. Leave the boy to his fate and our secret is safe.

(CROWD LAUGHS) (OTTO GRUNTS)

(OUT OF BREATH) What is this thing made of? Cement?

Let’s give Otto some encouragement people.

Smash it! Smash it! (OUT OF BREATH) Really not helping, Cam.

Ah, stitch!

(PANICKED) Otto, I need a little help!

(CROWD CHEERS) Kidding me!

Hang in there Ludo, I’m your best buddy, you can tell me anything, I wouldn’t care.

Bye, Jake.

No, no, no, no!

(WHISPERS) Ludo.

What do we do? Just let me check my research.

There’s got to be something.

Give me that.

You’re back!

Knowledge really is power.

I could have done that.

(SCOFFS) Otto, you couldn’t even smash a cardboard animal.

(CROWD CHEERS)

Last dance, guys!

Bella, would you do me the honor--

Let’s bust a move, mortal.

Did that really just happen?

It’s all true, Jake.

Ghosts, magic, everything.

(SIGHS) I’m unliving proof. (JAKE SOFTLY CHUCKLES)

I found this back there.

Sounds like you’re gonna need it. You keep it.

Maybe you’ll need it, if you’re sticking around?

Mom was all set to enroll me in a London school.

I’ll tell her not to bother.

I hope you made a wish, Ludes. I did.

(SOFTLY CHUCKLES) Best birthday ever.

(CROW SOUND)

So. You let the boy go.

Even though he’s a threat to our plan.

You told me not to help him.

You know, Ludo doesn’t deserve any of this.

We had a deal!

If the deal is off, then so is the wish that is keeping you alive.

Listen, there’s no need to be hasty-- No, you listen.

Either Evermoor will be destroyed.

Or you will.

Next time...

Bella saw my most humiliating moment.

What'd you say to me wrestling.

(CROWD CHEERS) I need you, Iggi.

We have a wrestling meet against Great Poppleton.

I will join your wrestling team.

(CROWD CHEERS)

And the gladiator gets the girl. I wish for the health shake

to make me a great wrestler. Let's get this show on.

(CROWD CHEERS)

Otto wins.

You'll have this back soon.