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No. Not that one. It's a�

It's the big one.

It's 64-234, sir.

No. 35.

Ah! 64-235. Here it is. Quickly!

Yes, that's the one.

Let's go!

Sir, you cannot enter.

Paul!

- I already said, there's nothing I can do. - But I'm a professional photographer.

The control number.

Follow me.

You'll have to leave, sir.

My package.

Oh! Sorry. Thanks.

Aha!

There.

Lift up your hair, please.

Well, that's it.

Can you talk?

Yes

You want to play with this?

No.

I do.

PUM! 100! Never miss.

You'll have teeth like a lion.

Hopefully!

Tell me, what is needed to eat a rock?

Teeth.

No.

The stone...

Yes.

How is everything?

It hurts me here.

Don't worry if she complains.

She's very brave.

Goodbye, madam.

Goodbye, doctor.

Goodbye, doctor.

Goodbye.

Doctor, do you need anything?

No. Thank you, Nicole.

Nicole, then leave the radiographs.

Well. Until tomorrow, doctor.

Reading helps me rest.

A treatise on mineralogy?

Does that make you relax?

Yes

Jean Pierre has been great. It's so funny ...

You know that he and Marco smoke? It's crazy, right?

At the next table was the girl you liked, remember?

What girl?

This huge and red-haired Pollack. She's pretty, I admit.

That frame suits her.

I'll introduce her to you whenever you want.

Why?

I like to try, right?

Isabelle!

Always so discreet.

You want to sleep with her.

I know.

I'm exhausted! Turn it off, please. The light bothers me.

I know I'm not interested in sleeping with the Pollack.

You don't like her?

Yes, but I also like other things.

For example, horses... and I don't sleep with them.

All right. Turn it off, I'm dead tired.

For years I haven't read. I'm almost illiterate.

You go ahead and sleep, huh? Just let me read.

I'm starving to death!

Be quiet, children!

I'll put it here.

- I like that boy. - It's not burning! Bring me some gasoline.

Don't be a beast. It can be fatal you know.

Yes?

Shall I salt the meat?

Just a little, eh?

How about some thyme?

Does it seem fair?

Talk to your husband. He's a sensible man.

Surely he won't see my wife again.

I don't care if they see each other.

What then?

Stop jumping.

Don't you want to see me anymore, or are you having penis problems?

What, impotence? No. You know that already.

Who wrote: "If woman is natural, what is abominable?"

Are you suggesting we end it?

This trampoline is better than the others.

Sorry, don't leave. I'm going to go pee.

-Janine. -Don't fall asleep in there.

Janine!

You can't go in, there's someone in there.

Catherine, have you finished yet? Daughter, you're such a pest!

If you're bad, I'll tell Michel to remove a tooth.

Stop being bad.

I will clean you.

Your dress wasn't ready yet. They're on strike.

You'll have to wear the one you wore yesterday.

Don't worry, your jeans are still in fashion.

Panties.

There. Aren't you pretty?

What's your doll's name?

Catherine, like me.

You have a very beautiful mother. You're not going to go pee?

No.

Catherine!

I'm coming in.

I'm undressing.

Let me shave first. It's a habit.

Huh? What?

No, I didn't hear you.

One moment, I'm coming.

You and your weird obsession with communal showers.

Of course I want to shower with you. I practically invented it.

Baby, give me the sponge.

You've gained weight, eh?

Not so hard? It helps the blood flow better.

Wait, calm down, don't move.

I tickled you, eh?

Turn around.

What? Yes, you're right the clinic is not ideal.

It would be better in my house. My bathroom is beautiful.

With a bathtub for two.

And a bedroom with a double bed where...

No, no! Not there.

Up, we're going to fall.

What?

I don't know if I can in the shower.

There are men who can't make love under the water.

Isabelle.

"Isabelle, my precious."

These bugs are such pests! They devour everything.

Beware of insecticide, think of ecology.

Are you going out?

Yes.

Great! You could have told me!

I didn't complain when I got home and saw a note saying

"Michel, I'm out with a friend."

You wanted to stay home. Now what do I do?

Call someone.

Ah, I understand. You want to go out, but alone.

It wouldn't be right for you to come with me.

What, you're tired of playing the hermit?

Eh! What are you doing? You're crazy!

Who is she?

Isabelle, come on...

Sorry. Just wanted to know if I knew her.

You don't.

Okay, go. I'll stay here and continue killing bugs...

...then dinner...and off to bed.

If you're going to be like that, I'll stay.

No, Michel,

Go if you want...it's ok with me.

You say: "go" and you think: "stay." So I stay.

I'll just call and tell her I can't come.

She's an understanding girl.

Is she young?

Uh-huh.

How old is she?

18? 19?

How old would you say?

With the glasses it's hard to say. Not bad.

You met her in your office? A customer?

Yes.

Photos, like a schoolboy.

Looks serious.

I'll bet she only gives you grief.

No.

Hello, Brigitte?

It's me, Michel.

Okay. Tell me...

do you mind if I don't go out tonight?

No, no, nothing serious. My wife.

No, she didn't forbid me from leaving. I just didn't want to leave her alone.

No, no, she's not sick. I'm just staying with her.

I know you're not angry. You are a delight.

Are you going out tonight?

You'll stay at home reading your book.

Tomorrow? No, it's impossible. I'm going to see my mother, with my wife.

Well. I'll call you when I return. Goodbye.

I'm not going to see your mother! This hotel is a brothel!

Take your girlfriend!

Thanks, Felix. It's marvellous.

Blow out the candles?

Help me.

A glass of champagne?

80 years, son.

That's too much.

You don't like it?

Yes, and I'll eat it.

But it's bad for my cholesterol.

Superstitions.

Congratulations, Jean.

All right.

Please serve some champagne to the other customers. Give less to the people at table four.

Michel, I'm here.

Mom, do you still have the pool at home in Paris?

What do you care?

Do you know how long I've been spending money at table four?

Tell me, tell me.

Ten years?

Yes, exaggerate...you're trying to make it seem less important, right?

Five weeks.

Then go find them on the street.

You should. But they tell me about your father, his kindness...

...of the money that they gave him one night at the casino...

I'm sentimental.

It's the anniversary of our first week together.

Don't want any? You're tired.

We should wait a little, this is a very decent hotel.

Do you need to pee?

Guess what? I'm not ashamed of you.

Also, my mother is very understanding.

Of course I want you!

I love you, honey.

Although you're made of polyurethane.

What is the difference between polyurethane and cellular tissue?

Yes, the "cellular tissue" always wants a yacht.

Do you know how many women I've brought to this beach?

Dozens. It's always a disaster!

A few resented the sand.

Others complained about the moisture, the heat...

But all of them wanted a yacht. On the other hand, you...

Unless you also want to have a yacht, eh?

No? Thank you, Monique.

Come in.

That's fine. Go.

What is this?

This?

Nothing.

A float, Mom.

And you sleep with a float?

There's nothing clean in this hotel, and I don't want to sleep alone...

How awful! When are we leaving for Paris?

Have fun.

And where is your beloved wife?

Did you talk to Mom about the flat in Paris?

Yes. She wants to sell it. Interested?

Yes. Do you know how much she wants?

A lot.

Try and sell it to me cheap.

I'll do what I can. Have you seen this girl?

Eh, eh!

Your turn.

You've won.

Miss?

- Can I have fresh water? - Yes, ma'am.

- Is it always like this? - In what sense, Miss?

Looks like an elephant graveyard in here...

it'll start to stink soon.

Is that your father?

It's my grandfather. He's already been stuffed.

You know of someplace less depressing than this one?

Yes, my room.

Congratulations, Miss. You are wonderful.

They are so beautiful, they almost look fake.

What? Do you want to get up to some mischief?

"On a sailboat, I left New York

Where are you taking me?

when I got to Havana, the sailboat sank."

Go in and stop asking questions!

You look so good, I'm going to eat you alive!

Just wait a second! You're going to destroy me, you beast!

Hurry.

It's a prostitute, don't worry.

I'll be finished soon. It's not important.

I'll shoot and say goodbye.

Are you angry?

What?

What impatience!

No, not that. I can't, not now.

It has three rooms. It takes a lot of work to clean, you'll see.

Yes...

Michel was born there, my son.

I love him. We understand each other very well.

I read that the astronauts who go to Mars will take this kind of doll.

Don't tell him, but I put the key to the flat in Paris in your bag.

Come in, come in.

You stole it from me.

Yes.

Do you still play with dolls?

And why not? The waitresses haven't seen her.

I have a right to it!

A float!

I was hiding her in my closet!

But they are very gossipy and look everywhere.

Do you like the dress?

I have had it since before I met your father.

Come here.

Look, my clothes today are not quite as fine.

Of course, the older you get, the more they shrink.

Aren't you angry?

Why should I be?

You're going to laugh, but suddenly I just started talking to her.

I asked her opinion on tomorrow's menu.

I have told you.

Come, we'll play together.

Guess what?

I've spent more time with her than your wife.

Come on, Mom, sit down.

"Speak to me of love...

...with words of burning madness."

Give me the hat.

"Speak to me of love, with words of intense tenderness.

You'll repeat those words I hope.

I want you."

Thanks, Mom.

I see nothing important... your teeth are almost normal.

This may be a small problem...

...the central incisor can cause harm to the others.

It's not important, but we can fix it easily.

The truth is...we don't have much space.

Too much furniture in such a small house.

So, doctor?

Come back in three months. Rigtht now I can't do anything else.

Excuse me if I don't accompany you outside.

Goodbye and thanks.

Goodbye, madam.

Nicole...

...are there many left?

Yes, two. Ms. Divuar and her daughter.

I don't feel well, please tell them to come back tomorrow.

You can also go.

Want an aspirin? Some tea, coffee...?

No, no. See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

Good morning, Camille.

Forgive me, I'm late. Stupid work.

Want to go out tonight?

No?

What is this?

Is it for me?

What is it?

A surprise?

You remembered.

Thanks.

Want one?

No?

Turkish cigarettes. You sure?

I'm going to blush.

Well.

I have an idea.

How about some music?

Huh? Good.

Do you really want to dance? Why not?

Come.

Please understand...

I haven't danced the Waltz in a long time.

It ripped the dress.

Look, it's all broken!

Oh, what a mess!

You've ruined it! Bad!

Slowly, slowly. Careful with the teeth.

Good afternoon, ma'am.

Good afternoon. Want something?

Yes, I want some clothes... for this.

Do you know the size?

No.

Well, we'll try something. Come.

Something like this?

Well...it's naked. Isn't there a changing room?

Sure, follow me.

Oh!

Realistic, eh?

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

Ma'am, please...

Ninety-three.

Sixty-five.

Oh!

Is it a dummy?

No.

Really wonderful! Is it a sculpture?

For me, it's a woman.

Ah, well! You made it?

Yes

Perfect, with all the details. Will you produce it in series?

Imagine, something like this in my showcase...

Single model.

Too bad! It's adorable.

You're not selling, right? It should be priceless.

No, not selling.

Too bad, it's adorable.

The feel of flesh... What did you want to buy?

Everything. Shoes, socks...

...lingerie, costumes, a hat, gloves...

...eyelashes, a bicycle...

Perfect. Let me make them myself.

Less the bike, eh?

Veronique, go get the green dress from the shop.

You've seduced her.

You've won her over.

Yes, I've seen it before. I've worked.

Luckily I put on your panties.

I saw the hand.

Didn't you notice?

Just kidding.

Do you like it? Not for you, but for me.

Well, first I'll try it.

Do you like it?

Yes

Well. Take a look around the shop.

I'll let you know when it's ready

Why?

Why?

I don't know...it will be calmer, just the two of us. It's custom.

Yes?

I'll take all this. Wrap it up and tell me how much I owe.

Take the necklace and this too.

Thanks.

Goodbye.

Oh, men! Veronique...

That was your first lesson...

...in recognizing a lesbian.

"Michel, watch the legs move.

Look, even faster. Look, look!

I like your legs."

Like it?

"I shake my leg left,

...I move my right leg. I turn...

...and walk. You see, Michel?

Michel, check this out. I am...

I'm your Marlene.

Lily Marlene!

I'm your Liza. Cabaret!

I'm your Marilyn.

That's it, I'm your Marilyn.

I'll do something. Just watch.

Wait.

Check this out.

I'm yours. See how handsome you look, Michel. You are very handsome.

Well, I see you gorgeous. You're as handsome as...

Well, you're very handsome."

Do you like my movie? No?

You're beautiful, you could be in the movies.

Tell me something.

You don't want?

You don't say anything.

But you reproach me.

I notice in your eyes and in your silence.

In your submission.

I know what you'd like.

You want a house...

...lounges, curtains, silverware and everything.

You like that, eh?

Make friends...

...go to parties...

Everything I hate!

But I'm not angry.

I'll tell you one thing.

You can go on bugging me with your whims.

...it excites me.

Do you want me to stay with you tonight?

Well, I'll stay.

But on one condition.

I run the game.

I'll sleep here with you.

Do you know where?

Right where you'd like to see me.

Here, where you came from.

Like this.

Come, have fun.

I lock myself in...

...in reflection, in ecstasy.

In absolute silence.

Here I am. Are you preparing new photos?

Not exactly, Isabelle. Come in.

Not that way, this way. What's wrong?

Nothing, why?

If you came to my office, there must be something wrong with your mouth.

Where? In your lair?

No! What are you doing? Don't be ridiculous.

I know.

You name it. Curiosity. Masochism.

Okay. Perfect.

Want to know?

I'll introduce you.

Magnificent.

I don't know if she wants to meet you.

I'll ask.

You'd better get dressed.

Not in this.

Smile. Smile.

Is there a problem?

No, one moment.

Despise her gracefully.

You've been slow to decide, right?

Calm down. Don't get nervous.

Cayetana is looking forward to meeting you.

Isabelle, Cayetana.

Goodnight, Marie Claude.

Good evening, sir. The lady is in her room.

Make me a martini, please.

The lady is not well, she says she won't eat.

And you, are you okay?

Yes, sir, very well.

She is fireproof.

She's never sick.

She doesn't cry.

She doesn't slap!

She doesn't hit!

Doesn't hit!

Doesn't hit!

Hello?

Who is it?

Janine?

No, I'm not free. I got married today.

Yes.

Who gave you my number?

I'll call you.

I'll call you!

Yes!

Hello? Nicole?

I told you not to give this number to anyone.

No, not even my wife. Well. Who?

Tell them to go to Dr. Viguer, I won't be back for 8 days.

Yes, I left on the weekend, but I'll return within 8 days.

Yes, I know that tomorrow I have an appointment with my lawyer.

Bye, Nicole. Thanks.

I don't understand what you're saying. I never understand.

You should learn Spanish.

I speak Spanish.

You're the one that doesn't speak it.

Try it.

Try the sangria.

More cognac, and a little lemon.

What's missing?

It will be ready when the guests arrive?

It needs a little more time.

A quarter of an hour.

Hey, where's your son?

He fell asleep and I put him in bed.

With your husband?

No, in his bed.

What if he has to pee?

Don't worry, he's wearing diapers.

He's with the dummy?

I put him in bed with her.

I put a dressing gown on her, she was showing everything.

Do you understand? In "Porretta" living, sir!

Marie, what are you going to wear?

This?

This is for fetishists, to make them horny.

And this will make her envious.

Marie.

Marie.

Oh! Oh!

He's charming, eh?

Be nice to mom, huh?

Come on, get dressed, they'll be here soon.

Daddy's here.

Hurry.

Dad is gone.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, Michel. I believe I'm taking advantage, but he insisted I come.

You look good.

How's the single life?

What a wonderful car! Yours?

Yes, from my mother.

Gave it to me for my first Communion.

-You've really settled in! -A precious love-nest.

You didn't hang your bikes up? Did Isabelle forbid you?

No, it's better to keep them at the office.

Sit.

What will you have?

No alcohol, war on calories. Paella, of course.

Yes, paella without calories.

Wow, you're well situated!

Your apartment, your beloved, your cook...

Because she can't cook, right?

Is she eating with us?

No. Vodka, as usual?

Thanks.

Did she leave?

No, she went to bed.

Not feeling well. Nothing serious. She's very tired.

Is she sick?

Yes

Michel, how many...?

Last night six. No...three.

At your age with a doll?

Juliette and you? Nothing.

If you're going to talk like that, I told you I didn't want to come.

If I'd wanted to talk alone with Michel, I would have said...

-...come to my office. -At least there, you'd be wearing trousers.

I am here as a friend, not as a lawyer.

Henry...

...if it were up to me, I would leave Isabelle everything.

The house, the money.

Everything. But I have no right.

Why? Who's stopping you?

My girlfriend.

At least I show you respect. Understand?

You don't need a lawyer, you need a psychiatrist. Did you hear that?

Forget it. I repeat, I'm here as a friend.

If necessary, we can meet in my office.

But I hope it won't come to that.

I don't understand.

Oh, come on, don't tell me you intended on getting a divorce.

Yes.

- I understand. - I don't!

I understand. It amuses you to annoy your wife.

You want to teach her a lesson... but the history of divorce is

And for a doll!

Juliette, please call her Justine.

Oh, sorry! Her name is Justine. Did you hear that?

You said it was in bad taste, but he's in bad taste!

Take it! This is what you need. A marriage without children is...

We have not come to fight, but to eat paella.

- Like civilized people. - Open it! You'll like it.

It's just a joke.

It's beautiful.

You shouldn't have bothered, we already have a child.

He needs a psychiatrist!

No, I'm serious. Come with me.

Come, come.

Shhh! Don't make any noise, I don't want to wake him.

What horror!

-Waiter, the bill please. -Right away, sir.

Please, sir.

Thanks.

Thanks, Henri. See you later.

Good morning.

And your husband?

He's upstairs fixing the heater.

Natalio.

Natalio.

Good morning, don Miguel. It wasn't a big deal...

...the belt was worn, but I still need to check the radiators.

Well. What do I owe?

Please. You know that my cousin and I are always available.

Thank you very much.

Why take that to the cleaners? When you need something washed...

...tell my wife. I thought this crap was made in Spain

but from what I see here...

A house like this, just watch it fall apart.

Yes, yes. It's already very old. Thanks.

I hear you, my dear. Slut!

Have you been touching yourself? Where?

There? And again there?

And have you felt pleasure, my child?

He was your husband?

A young man?

Ah!

Natalio, the goalkeeper.

You must purify your soul my child. And the body.

Slut! Slut! Slut!

"Natalio, are you there? Natalio?"

Yes, sir.

Can you come here, please?

This radiator has a leak, can you please fix it?

Yes, yes, of course.

Is it easy?

Yes.

Gotta go, I'll leave you alone.

Easy.

There's no hurry. If someone calls, tell them I'll be back at 3.

Don't worry, it'll be fine. Goodbye.

I like it a lot.

Huh?

The mannequin...

Ah, yes. I'm painting her.

You are a painter?

Yes. Bye, thanks.

Hello, Chati. You're all alone, eh?

Your boyfriend is gone, right?

Well, take Natalio!

Come on, slut!

Yeah, take it!

You're afraid.

Afraid I'll shoot.

What if I killed you?

It would destroy your face. You'd grow pale.

What have you done?

"I have done despicable things, so I will be meaningless...

...all my life. All my life, worthless."

No, no. You're beautiful, you're precious.

You hide? Are you ashamed?

Because you're ashamed, you whore. That is what you are, a whore.

You go with others because I won't pay you...you're a whore. A real whore.

You're a whore! Do you understand? A whore!

No, wait, you're ugly.

I'll take off the makeup. I'll make you very pretty again.

We will hold a ceremony that only happens once.

I'm your widower.

As soon as the holidays are over...

...tell me about the most urgent cases.

Doctor, but if you're not well?

Don't worry, I'll be fine.

If you say so.

Nicole, if she knew I spent the moments...

Doctor, you belong in bed.

...horrible things, I can't tell anyone. But now it's over.

Be careful, because yesterday... You touched my sciatic nerve.

Don't overdo it.

Come on, relax. Relax.

Ay!

Don Miguel, you need to cheer up. Courage, courage!

He won't eat!

What's that idiot saying?

I don't know.

Can you tell your husband to fix the heating? It's freezing.

How do you say...? Tonight, in my home...

...Flamenco. Flamenco with "castanets."

In your house?

Yes.

Until tomorrow, doctor.

Why not go to bed?

Tomorrow I'll bring a stove?

Yes, very nice. Thank you, Nicole. Goodbye, have a good time.

Thanks.

Good night, Maria Luisa. Happy Holidays.

Thanks.

The man is very lonely, and it's Christmas...

"Come on, bite it! Bite!

There! No! There!

What's up?

Huh?

Now I'll film this...and zoom in.

I'll show it to you on the projector. Don't move.

Look how beautiful you are. You're beautiful!

My lady, what lovely hair... and your mouth...

And your breasts...Oooh!

And your legs...!

You're beautiful! Beautiful!

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Wonderful! Superb!

Cheers. I drink to your health.

I drink to your health.

Drink your wine. I am drunk on you.

Feel the wind licking at your body.

Licking. Licking.

Licking. Licking.

Licking. Licking.

Licking. Licking.

I'll tell you a story.

A philosopher named Diogenes lived in a barrel...

...to protect himself from the wind. A beautiful courtesan...

...also very affectionate, called Tahis, would be offered to him...

...for free, but if there was any wind, he preferred to get...

...in his barrel and do without her."

I'm sick, and you are...dead.

I have to buy flowers.

Happy Holidays! How are you, sir?

Congratulations, sir.

They are my friends.

To the billiards, snooker!

Don't bother this gentleman!

Thanks, but I'm going to bed.

Go!

Please...I beg you...

Don Miguel, sit here.

But how cute you are! How nice, mother!

Sing something for the gentleman.

Here...let's smoke to life.

Take this nougat to the French gentlemen.

Long live the Common Market!

"Viva M�laga, beautiful!

- Viva M�laga, beautiful! - So touching! Ole!

Viva M�laga, beautiful!"

Look, don Miguel. Nougat, from my hometown, Alicante.

Eat, eat.

Come, don Miguel, have a drink to kill the bug.

Look how happy we're making him this evening!

Son of a bitch!

Hey, what are you doing to that poor girl!

Quiet!

My God! Faustino, look what's happening to your poor daughter!

How can you do that here? Out! Everybody out!

But nothing happened!

Where is that doll?

Here somewhere, I forget. Out! Everyone out!

Out! I don't want anybody in here! Get out!

What's the matter, sir? Sit. Sit back down.

Natalio! Come here! This old guy's in trouble!

What?

This is nothing. Nothing.

Grandma, a bucket!

Only a coward dies this way.

- You have to put your fingers down his throat. - What the fuck, fingers!

Come, don Miguel has to vomit.

Give me the orange. No, not that!

He's going to have a hell of a hangover.

Come, come.

Get it out of your system.

It's all over.

Now a cup of lime juice.

Maybe a cup of brandy.

He's fine, leave him alone. You too, come on.

Let's go. Dress warmly, you're going to catch pneumonia.

I told you so, Faustino. That kid has been fucking your daughter!

Is that why we came here?

What a disgrace!

Put him in bed. Come, don Miguel. Slowly.

Lie down. Carefully.

Put your head up, it's better for you.

Come, sir, your head. Go get the cologne, hurry.

Come on, put your head up.

Give me the cologne.

Put some on his forehead.

No! Get out of here! Fuck off!

OUT!

I can't take this.

He's just nervous.

"Mother of torment."

Hey, you! Take your hands off her, you faggot!

I'm going to kill that guy.

A true Spaniniard never would have done that.

That guy lived in Oran. A "pied noir", if you know what I mean.

He was born in Alicante. He's a distant cousin of my wife.

But there is nothing Spanish about him.

The Spanish have a sense of honor.

A horn!

Wait a moment.

They're here.

What are you doing? Leave her alone, I'm going bust your face!

You have no right to live! This is a pigsty!

Drunks, bastards!

They're crazy!

Sir, here it is. Please, examine her.

Drunk shits!

Open, sir. There.

Wait, sir!

Wait!

Wait!

And now, my dear wife. What do we do?

Do I return you to Japan? Or do I forgive you?

Or will you be a whore and I'll be your pimp? I think that's what you like.

Or is this just a beautiful love story?