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Right. Here goes. Nathan,
my dad, tried to fix his marriage.
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That led to a nasty
sex-and-summer-pudding incident.
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Oh, my God!
Something... Something cracked!
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Stella went to casualty with a broken rib.
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Now she's back home
making Nathan pay for it.
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Nathan!
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And me? Well, paranoid Tom with the two
gay dads is still stalking me like a weirdo.
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I'm walking the dog.
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But what do I care?
I'm not obsessed with Sugar any more.
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That must be a good thing.
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OK. So at last things were looking up.
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Sugar was out of my life.
Stella was back from hospital.
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I was a 15-year-old with no spots
and a passable pair of tits.
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- Nathan?
- Oh, shut up!
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Life was back to normal.
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Nathan?
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Coming.
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Oh, Nathan, I can't reach...
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I'm not sure that you should,
not with your tablets.
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- I need them to numb the pain.
- Want me to call the doctor?
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I was talking allegorically, Nathan.
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I don't mean the pain in my rib which is,
by the way, still excruciating.
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I meant the pain of this, of you, of boredom.
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Of being married to Kathy Bates.
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Pillow.
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I'll do it. God knows what else you'll break.
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Well, what are you gonna do now?
Magic tricks?
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Yeah...
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Nathan!
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- Fuck.
- Sorry. Sorry.
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- Dad!
- Can we speak?
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- I'm busy.
- I need you to watch your brother.
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- Can't Stella do it? I'm going out.
- Yeah, well... so am I.
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Dad?
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I can't go on like this, Kim.
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Just pretending that everything is OK.
I've had enough.
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I'm sorry. I really am sorry.
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I'll see you soon.
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Nathan...
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Dad?
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Hi. You all right?
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- Fine.
- It's Kim, isn't it?
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Beth. We met last week.
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At the Christian thing.
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Yeah.
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I saw you come in.
You looked pretty upset.
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I'm fine.
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- Do you mind if I sit down?
- No.
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- I'm really sorry.
- It's fine.
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- Nathan's left us.
- Nathan?
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Yeah, my dad. It's my mum's fault.
Fucking cow.
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- Ever since she left hospital.
- Hospital?
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An accident with a summer pudding.
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Oh, my God! Something cracked!
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It's OK. She deserved it. She's been making
his life hell since the day they met.
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For Christ's sake. You can't pretend
this isn't happening.
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- Aren't you jumping the gun just a bit?
- The evidence is crawling all over me. Crabs.
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- You don't know that.
- Oh, for fuck's sake...
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So. My mum's a whore
and my brother's a freak.
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My dad's a wet.
Not that I've got much of a leg to stand on.
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I'm a homophobic gay virgin desperate
to fuck a girl who will never fancy me.
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- What's she called?
- Sugar.
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Maria Sweet.
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She's a total goddess.
And a total bitch.
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Right.
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I can't believe I'm telling you all this.
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- Ciggie?
- I didn't think Christians did that.
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They're menthol.
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Have you ever spent time with someone,
like intimate time,
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with someone who doesn't really know
who you are or how you really feel?
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Torture.
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I tried everything.
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Honesty, date rape.
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Oh, it's OK. I failed. I just nearly
killed my brother in the process.
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I tried to shag a bloke,
only my mum beat me to it.
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- Your mother?
- Found them at it doggy style on the kitchen table.
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- Then I tried to cure myself.
- Bible classes?
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Actually,
I'm not that big on the Christian thing.
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Unless you count getting off
with my RE teacher, Sister Angela.
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I just went along to the group
to see who I could pull.
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- Coffee?
- Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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Jesus.
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We could always go somewhere else.
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Just because the last time I'd seen Beth was at a
church group, I'd assumed she was uptight.
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- Amazing how wrong you can get people.
- Kim!
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- Oh, God...
- Who is it?
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My next door neighbour.
Just wait here a minute.
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Hi. Oh, thank God.
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Just because the last place
I saw Tom was...
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... in his bedroom, he seemed to think
he had some kind of claim on me now.
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I left you a thousand messages.
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- What are you doing?
- Holding your hand.
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- Don't.
- Why not?
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There's no point
in being shy about things now.
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That's what I wanted to talk to you about,
actually. You were... You were fantastic.
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- I can't get it out of my mind.
- Tom!
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OK, so maybe
I'd been giving out mixed messages.
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I wanna see you tonight.
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But I wasn't going to now.
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- Tom.
- Yes.
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I'm gay.
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Hm?
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- You're gay?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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Which was a lie,
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because for the first time, I wasn't sorry.
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You're quite sure about that?
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I'm in 100 percent certain.
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For the first time, I was out.
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And proud.
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Sometimes it takes an outsider to help you
gain a sense of perspective on life.
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They're out of raspberry.
I got you hundreds and thousands instead.
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It's good to branch out occasionally.
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For the record, she's not worth it. Treacle,
Candyfloss or whatever her name is.
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- Sugar.
- Short-term fix.
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Sends your heart rocketing
and rots your teeth.
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You're melting. Lick.
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I can't believe in three months
you've only met one girl you like.
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- I haven't really met anybody.
- It's Brighton.
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The place is crawling with candidates. Got
to make the most of what it's famous for.
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Bet you haven't even been for a swim yet.
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- You're joking.
- Race ya.
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- No way.
- Come on.
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Come on in, Sister, and wash away your...
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- It's freezing.
- Forgive me, Father...
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Save me.
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Save me.
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Are you not coming down for tea?
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What's up?
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Hey, hey.
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You OK? Are they still calling you names?
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I can't bear you suffering because of us.
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No, no, Dad. It's not that. I don't...
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I don't care about the names.
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I slept with Kim.
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- Right.
- And...
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She... She's now got a girlfriend.
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- Right.
- I thought I really... liked...
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Loved her.
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- Where are all the nice straight people?
- Come here.
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Do you know how proud we are of you?
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- Oh, Dad...
- Listen to your father.
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You're the bravest, fairest,
most open-minded,
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thoughtful person that we know.
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The problem's not that there aren't plenty of
straight girls waiting for you to pick them up.
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The problem is finding one good enough.
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- Mmm...
- And in the meantime,
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I wouldn't worry
about having slept with a lesbian.
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Most straight guys would consider that
something of an achievement.
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Most straight guys would be... pretty proud.
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I love you.
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My first relationship
with a woman was a mess.
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Bit of a livewire, you know?
Met her up at the university campus.
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Older woman. Well, two years older.
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Totally gorgeous but mad as a brush.
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Didn't know where I was with her.
Mucked up school for me and everything.
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It was like my life just stopped.
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And you know what? I didn't care.
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It's not right, though. Liking someone
who makes you feel miserable.
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Absolutely not. But I guess
that's why we met where we met.
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I was just up for anything
that would take my mind off her.
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Yeah, me too.
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Especially after my mum
caught us in bed together. Yes.
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Easily the most mortifying moment
of my life to date.
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- Did she got mental?
- Well, we didn't speak for a while.
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Then I thought, "Fuck, what's the worst that can
happen?" So we chatted and we both cried.
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Then I got the usual shit.
"What about the grandchildren?"
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Things calmed down, and that Christmas
I got a turkey baster in my stocking.
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How are your parents about things?
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Oh, to be honest,
they've got their own preoccupations.
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- I don't think they take much notice of me.
- I'm sorry.
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No, it suits me fine.
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This is really good, you know?
Talking about stuff.
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Something I never do with Sugar.
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I mean, why can't I meet someone
I get on with and like... likes me?
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Meet someone
and just feel easy with them?
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If your mum's so uninterested in you,
why did she come back?
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She got bored of Dale. She wanted a roof over her
head. Dale would have chucked her out.
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Are you sure about that?
Purely selfish reasons?
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Look. I think you should talk to Stella.
Tell her to sort it out.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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There are some conversations
you've been waiting for all your life.
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- Stella?
- Mmm?
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If it's dinner, get a Chinese.
I don't feel up to cooking yet.
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Kim? My head's killing me.
If you've got something to say, spit it out.
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Oh. You all right?
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No. Not really.
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I want you to talk to Dad.
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- That's difficult. I don't know where he is.
- You have his mobile.
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- He walked out.
- And you shagged around.
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Sorry. I promised myself
I wouldn't shout and I'd be grown-up.
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- This isn't gonna work.
- Sorry?
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This. Us. The way we are.
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It's not fair on me.
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And it's not fair on Matt.
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I know we've always been
a screwed-up family.
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- But this is a fucking mess.
- Language.
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Shit! Fucking bollocks!
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Just look at you.
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You're crap.
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You... don't do maternal and you never have.
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Are you saying I'm a bad mother?
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You're Stella.
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And you've never wanted to be more than that.
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Oh, God.
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We still want you.
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But... with Dad.
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For the first time in my life,
I felt like an adult.
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See ya.
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Stella had called Nathan
and he was coming round.
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She's in the lounge. Tidying.
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I'd got my parents back together.
I was going out on a date.
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And literally out.
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- So how did it go?
- Fine. I'll tell you later.
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OK.
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Hi.
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I had her.
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What? You're kidding?
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Mm-mm. And her girlfriend.
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Seriously.
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Everything seemed to be
turning out all right.
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- Drink?
- No, thanks.
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No. Right.
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I've been talking to Kim.
Kim's been talking to me,
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and... she made me realise
that I owe you an apology.
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No, listen. For being a terrible mother
and a terrible wife.
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- Stella, I...
- I just... I don't seem to be a natural
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at all the domestic, maternal stuff.
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And... if we're honest,
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we both know that it would be silly to
pretend that I'm suddenly gonna change.
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It's OK.
I've been doing a lot of thinking myself.
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Um...
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I don't want to go on like this.
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- No.
- It's not just your fault.
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It's mine too.
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I should have realised
that our marriage was failing long ago.
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Only the more
I tried to salvage the relationship,
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the worse things have got.
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And the more... pathetic I've become.
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- I mean, pitiful.
- Nathan.
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If I woke up next to this each morning,
I'd start screwing odd-job men for kicks.
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No.
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I've turned into someone
that I never wanted to be.
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I still love you.
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I still love you too.
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But I don't wanna go on like this.
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I think it's right that you should leave.
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- Hello?
- Kiz.
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I need you.
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Kiz, can you hear me? I'm in deep shit.
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Please.
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Synchronization and corrections
Allenmcbeal
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Tracklist : "A Girl Like You", Edwyn Collins
"Let Go", Frou Frou
"Banquet", Bloc Party
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"Under A Melting Moon", El Hula
"Don�t Panic", Coldplay
"Hold You In My Arms", Ray Lamontagne
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00:23:29,428 --> 00:23:32,421
"Forever", Goldfrapp
"Lazy Daisy", Another Fine Day
"Sunny Road", Emiliana Torrini
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