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OK, so Sugar's worked out
that I'm a rug-muncher.
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Oh, my God. You fancy me?
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Gotta... go.
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At least I can rely on my loving family.
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Dad's an emotional wreck,
my brother's a freak,
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and Stella's playing happy families
with the decorator.
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Slut.
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I've been holed up in my room
for a week now.
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Well, maybe you like me then.
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Kim?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. You fancy me.
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Gotta... go.
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Kim.
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Oh, Kim.
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I know you don't feel well but it'd be nice
if you could come downstairs for a bit.
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Spend some time together as a family.
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It was time to come out and face the music.
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What are you doing?
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I've started my period.
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- Where are you going?
- Out.
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I think you should spend a bit more...
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I think you should take notice of the fact
that your son has started menstruating.
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There's only so long
you can escape from reality.
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But still, coming out to Sugar wasn't
something that could be approached easily.
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You could hardly describe Sugar
as being particularly sensitive...
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Oh! Jammed, the bastards!
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Oi, gaylords. Did you do this?
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... open-minded or PC.
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- No kicking the machines.
- Shut up, you fat dwarf.
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Your fucking machine's broken, innit?
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Broken, is it?
Is that why you haven't been calling?
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Look, Kiz, I know you fancy me,
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so you might as well just stop
acting like a twat about it.
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I had a dream about...
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curvy pink aliens.
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And when I woke up...
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I think you may be a little confused
about menstruation.
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Er... See, we're not like Kim or your mum.
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We're boys. We're different.
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Big, reliable and strong.
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We should start hanging out together,
you and me.
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And do things. Man together stuff. Yeah?
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Stop! Stop! My back! My back!
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Ooh! Ow!
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So this was it. I was out.
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She still hasn't said
what she thought about it.
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But at least we were still speaking.
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Did you just drop one?
Cos that really stinks.
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What was unnerving
was how normal she was about it all.
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I saw them together, out driving.
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Her in the passenger seat,
feet up on the dashboard. Huh!
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He used to go mental when I did that.
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She must be all of what, 14?
All teeth, no tits.
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Going on about Darren as though
nothing had changed between us.
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Hello. Are you listening?
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- Sorry.
- It's perverted.
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- What is?
- Daz with a 14-year-old.
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Just cos you're a pussy lover,
don't make you deaf as well, does it?
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Ooh, there. There. Yeah. Just...
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Harder. Ow!
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- Dale!
- You said go harder!
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Oh! OK, forget it.
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- So.
- So.
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What do you want to do?
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We could try talking.
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PlayStation.
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Road Wreck or Cop Chase?
We've got hours till PJ's.
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- PJ's?
- Yeah.
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Paul Jones. Lizard Lounge.
Fresh mix for the weekend.
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We're going clubbing. It's Friday.
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Great.
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See, when you're a man, life can be tough.
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Specially these days,
when the roles are less defined.
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Less obvious.
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Have to be a provider. A defender.
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But at the same time, care for your family.
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You have to be tough, but also be soft.
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Now, with all these conflicting demands,
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it's easy to start bottling things up.
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To let the stress build.
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And sometimes you need an outlet
for all the pent-up, aggressive,
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lonely, depressed bitterness.
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- My family are freaks.
- You said it.
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Matt started his period this morning.
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I blame Stella. She's always made
public events of her bodily functions.
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Nathan still reckons she's coming back.
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She will. He'll soon get bored of her
and start chasing after some younger ass.
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It's like Darren.
16 and he thinks you're past it.
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He just can't stomach the fact that
you've got more GSCEs than he has.
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Metalwork and a U in Computer Science.
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Urrr!
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He's a wanker. I'm through with him.
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And Donkey. He was only won'th it
to cheat on with Daz.
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Ray's a little tart and all.
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Of course there is always Tom.
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Trigger-happy Tom
with the fastest gun in the west.
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Sod off.
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So, what do you do, then?
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- What?
- Lesbians.
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Come on. You must have a few tricks.
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How else are you gonna make up
for the fact that there's no cock?
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- Oh, my God!
- Well?
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What?
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You don't know, do you?
You haven't even done it before!
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How do you know you are one
if you've never even given it a whirl?
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- Can we talk about something else?
- Why?
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Cos.
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- Are you embarrassed?
- No.
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Yeah.
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Men. I'm through with them.
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More trouble than what they're won'th.
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I reckon it's time I found
other ways to enjoy myself.
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I love that twirly thing.
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Look at my cock!
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- What do you think?
- Nice.
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Nice?
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Amazing.
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Gorgeous.
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- Come on. Jeans off.
- I am so not wearing that.
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I'd look like a tart.
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What are you saying?
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- Dyke.
- Slapper.
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- Rug-muncher.
- Slut.
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I'm going to get those jeans off!
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- I'm not wearing it!
- Yes, you are.
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If it starts again,
just put your head right back.
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God, I really made a mess there, didn't I?
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I'm sorry.
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I've been trying so hard since Stella left
to keep things going
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and hold it all together.
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I guess I lost it.
You shouldn't have had to...
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I never meant...
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Do you want the peas over your eye?
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I feel like dancing.
Does anyone wanna dance?
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Isn't that what
you're meant to do at nightclubs?
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Dale, come on.
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Whoo! Shit.
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- Good shit, guys.
- Just chill, all right?
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- Chill.
- You're embarrassing yourself.
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- The only person I'm embarrassing is you.
- Come on.
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Please! I'm old enough to be your mother.
Stop treating me like a child.
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I've got something for you.
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- I've never done one before.
- We'll half it.
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Whoo!
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Some people say their first time on E
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made them love everybody,
anybody who was around.
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Mine wasn't like that. I mean, I liked them.
I was glad they were there.
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But only as witnesses
to the one love I was feeling now.
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Are you two lesbians?
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Yeah. Yeah, we are.
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Two vodka mixers.
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Normally I don't like going to the bar.
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Normally I panic, expect to get caught out,
have underage written all over me.
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But tonight was different.
I was living the dream.
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I was buying my girlfriend a drink
and nothing could stop me.
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No. Onions.
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- No onions?
- No. Onions!
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She wants onions.
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I suppose in many respects, now was the kind of time
that you want your mum around.
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I'm not hungry. Thanks.
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Bastard.
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He beat me, Kim.
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- He beat me.
- Dale hit you?
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No! He beat me. He won.
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Too young. Different. Immature.
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He was only good for fucking.
You know, I got bored.
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I actually got bored.
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Not to mention sore.
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Couldn't keep up.
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It's easy being the dynamic one
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when the only person people have
to compare you with is Nathan.
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Maybe you shouldn't have
cheated on him then.
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18 years we've been together.
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Can you imagine how hard that is?
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How it sucks the lifeblood out of you?
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- Course you don't.
- I was there for 15 of them.
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When you've been with someone
for that long, it changes things.
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What used to be special becomes normal
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and what you used to respect gets annoying.
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Yeah, well, people don't always turn out
quite how you'd expect.
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Do you hate me?
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It would make things a hell of a lot easier.
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I thought I'd found the woman
of my dreams tonight.
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You and her are quite alike.
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There are some moments in life
you know you'll never forget.
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I had a feeling this was one of them.
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I guess we'd all been deluding ourselves.
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Synchronization and corrections
Allenmcbeal
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Tracklist :
"You Know You Should", The Faders
"Moments In Love", Art of Noise
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"Eanie Meanie", Jim Noir
"Good Luck", Basemen Jaxx
"The Time Is Now", Moloko
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"Strict Machine", Goldfrapp
"The Sun Rising", The Beloved
"Following", Chungking
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