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OK, so I tried to cure myself
of my obsession with Sugar
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by sleeping with Dale the decorator,
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only to find my mum had got there
before me.
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Kim !
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So I'm a 15-year-old queer virgin.
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Such a fuckin' virgin.
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My mum's a whore and she's so scared
I'll tell Nathan, she's trying to be my best mate.
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Who said family life was simple ?
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{One way or another}
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{I'm gonna find ya}
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{I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya}
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{One way or another}
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{I'm gonna win ya}
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{I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha}
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{One way or another}
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{I'm gonna see ya}
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{I wanna meet ya,
meet ya, meet ya, meet ya}
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{One day, maybe next week}
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{I'm gonna meet ya}
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{I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya}
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{I will drive past your house}
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{I'll see who's around}
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When you're a kid,
you get told a lot of shit.
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These are the best days of your life.
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Course we love you.
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And then you get older and you think,
''Now they'll level with me.''
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This won't hurt.
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But they never do.
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Aubergine or apple ?
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We walk around pretending
we're in a Disney movie.
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Whatever you want, my darling.
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When really it's a gangster porn flick.
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Oh ! Kim !
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You've got to expect nothing...
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What's a rent boy ?
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Erm... They were a band.
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Uh... In the '80s.
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Except lies.
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The thing that really pisses me off
is that she's totally getting away with it.
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Dale should do your room next, Kim.
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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And I just keep going along with it.
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That's because you're such a good liar.
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What colour paint do you want ?
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Stella can choose.
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- Too old.
- For what ? A toy boy ?
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Nathan is a complete sucker.
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Why hasn't he caught her ?
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Knock, knock.
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Ooh, you look nice.
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You going somewhere special ?
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Ooh, can I have a spray?
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Mmm.
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Did you want something ?
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Um...
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Just a bit worried.
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- Wondered how you were.
- I'm great, I'm fine. What do you expect ?
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Good. I was a bit worried.
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- What do you want ?
- I told you.
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Stella, the concerned mother
isn't in your nature.
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So just spit it out.
What do you want ?
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- Can I borrow your jeans ?
- What ?
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Only if you're not wearing them,
it doesn't matter if you won't.
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You really are priceless, aren't you ?
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- Are you gonna lend me your jeans or not ?
- Why the hell should I help you meet Dale ?
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Hey. What do you think?
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''The world is your oyster''.
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Or "Green".
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Don't get sad, get even.
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- What do you mean ?
- Well...
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You know when Donkey told Darren
he had me,
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and Darren went completely bellistic.
Well, I thought l'd teach them both a lesson.
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I'm gonna shag Ray the doorman.
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Sugar's logic may be twisted,
but in the end it made sense.
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Revenge is sweet.
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Stella was just borrowing clothes.
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- She wants to take you bowling.
- Bowling ?
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Wahey ! We haven't done that for years.
I thought you hated it.
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Oh. We can't, we can't.
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- It's parents' evening.
- Parents' what?
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- I don't believe it.
- Oh you've not made plans, have you ?
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No, no. Of course not.
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What could be more important
than her only daughter's education ?
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Yeah, exactly.
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- Think of all the things you could do to her.
- Like what ?
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Like... I could sleep with your dad.
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Ugh.
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So, Mr and Mrs Daniels,
it's very nice to meet you.
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Before we get onto Kim's academic records,
l thought we could have a general chat.
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How do you think Kim's settling in?
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Fine, I think.
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Hey, I know.
We could put acid in her foundation.
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Yeah. Or...
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Or we could put...
We could put bleach in her lube.
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Ugh.
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You don't think the move
has been too disruptive?
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No. Why?
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It's just that I can't help feeling
that she's a little distracted.
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Like something's worrying her.
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I'm sure Kim's fine.
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Well, you know your daughter
better than me.
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She just doesn't seem very happy.
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Why is my mum such a cow,
Shoogs?
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I don't know, Kiz.
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Do you think I'm a slag?
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What's more important -
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truth or love?
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No.
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Course not.
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Well, maybe you need both
for it to really work.
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- Sanctimonious little bitch.
- We haven't done very well, have we?
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Ignore her.
What does she know about our family?
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Kim has been very strange recently.
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Yeah, well.
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Think there is something wrong?
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- Like what?
- I don't know. I'll have to speak to her.
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No, l'll do it.
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- Really?
- Mm-hm.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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- Last time you did, such a huge row.
- Nathan, I'll do it.
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All right.
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Talk to our son, he's the one who's walking
around with a goldfish bowl on his head.
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I mean, she wants us to have
a ''mother and daughter day''.
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lt's fucking disgusting.
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What does she want you to do?
Help her pack tights?
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There is this fantastic new spa
opened in town.
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Massages, great lunch,
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and they've even got a thalassotherapy pool.
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You can bring Sugar.
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That's fucking brilliant.
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Er...no. We're meant to be shitting on her,
remember?
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Do you think I'll be able to get a Brazilian,
ready for Ray?
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- No.
- He's gonna love me.
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- He won't be able to keep his hands off me.
- No.
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Ow! Oh.
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Oh, to be those paper pants.
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Look, l'm not going to get a rash, am l?
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Want me to smother you in cream?
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For once we agreed on something.
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Ow!
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Ray is going to love me.
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lt's not about men,
it's about making yourself feel good.
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Yeah, right. You believe that?
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You girls these days, you're so clued up.
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That's because you adults are so full of shit.
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Oh. Ugh.
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lt's a bit sour this, innit?
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What do you want next, Kim?
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How about an exfoliating massage?
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Mmm. Hot stone treatment.
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No, thank you.
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How about a colonic?
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If that's a cocktail, I'll have two.
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I almost wished I was with Dad and Matt.
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Ah.
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That was good fun, wasn't it?
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- Dad.
- Yeah?
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l'm from another planet.
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Or maybe not.
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Your card and receipt, madam.
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What's brilliant about being your age
is you can do anything you want.
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You don't have to feel guilty.
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l never feel guilty.
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l think you are very good for my daughter.
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Yeah, l help keep her straight.
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- We don't want her ending up like you.
- Mmm.
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l suppose she told you that...
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l'm not in favour at the moment.
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She has a go at me as well, sometimes.
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You can't smoke in here.
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Kim would like to believe we're all perfect.
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What she doesn't realise is...
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once you've had two kids and you've been
living with the same man for 15 years,
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the sex really isn't that great.
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Kim!
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It was only meant to be a bit of fun,
I didn't mean to upset you.
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Why don't you come back in? Mm?
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Come on, darling.
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Please.
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Oh, for God's sake, what's wrong?
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What's wrong?
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Moping around the place,
making everyone's life a misery.
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I mean, Nathan's worried sick.
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Well, maybe that's your fault.
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- It was a one-off!
- That's very reassuring.
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I made a mistake.
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Do you really believe that?
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Cos I don't think you feel guilty at all.
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- That's not fair.
- Well, then finish it.
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Please, Mum.
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This is as much your dad's fault.
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It's complicated.
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Fine.
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You're not going to tell him? Kim!
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Kim! Kim.
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Kim, hold up. Kiz, l've got something for you.
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What's wrong?
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Kizzer, what's wrong?
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I don't know.
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Have a guess.
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No?
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No idea?
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Kizzer! I'm in me heels.
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- What's your fucking problem?
- You were supposed to be there for me,
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- not to get pissed with her.
- lt's not my fault she had alcohol.
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How could you be so nice to her
after you know what she's done?
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I thought you wanted revenge.
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Yeah. So?
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I had to win her round.
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The shafting's always much harder
when it comes from someone you love.
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You...
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Payback time.
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For once I thought that Stella was right.
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You know what's brilliant about being
your age is you can do anything you want...
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and never have to feel guilty.
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It was the perfect crime.
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She won't say anything.
Cos if she does...
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I didn't mean to do it, Dad. I was
just so upset about Stella and Dale.
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They're having an affair.
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We are a beautiful, devious duo.
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Nothing or no one can get in our way.
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Except...
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If you'd like to enter your pin.
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Sugar had thought of everything else.
She knew the stuff that mattered.
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lf you're gonna con someone,
you've got to get inside their heads.
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- So l'm your mum, yeah?
- You're a tart.
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- My life's shit.
- You'll sleep with anything.
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My kids are shit.
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My husband's a minger.
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And I ain't had an orgasm in years.
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Is this really necessary?
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Um...
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It's just these new machines.
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I can never quite remember.
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Hmm...
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Would you like me
to cancel the transaction?
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Um...
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Then I remembered Stella had changed it...
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I'll do it.
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To something she'd never forget.
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I'd like to say it was my birthday,
but actually...
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It's the date she shagged Simon Le Bon.
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- What?
- Oh, don't ask.
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God, Kimmy, I thought we were dead meat.
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But we weren't. Just like Stella,
we were getting away with it.
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And, shit, it felt great.
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Hello.
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Yeah, um, l'd like to order
a crate of alcopops, please.
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Yeah, the number is 3907...
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Sugar had become my mother.
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What do you think her credit limit is?
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l think we've spent way more
than she can afford already.
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So?
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She had no sense of consequences.
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And in the end, the only person
she cared about was herself.
257
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I thought this was about me getting revenge.
258
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Yeah. You get revenge
259
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and I get... clothes. OK?
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And the worst thing?
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Suppose so.
262
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I totally went along with it.
263
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It should have been a good day.
264
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Love me, babe.
265
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We could er...use the card and get a hotel.
266
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If I wasn't such a sucker.
267
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,706
It's like...
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if you came to my planet, you'd feel lonely.
269
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Cos everyone would be like me.
270
00:16:31,347 --> 00:16:34,556
Matt, you do know that um...
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er, that you were really born on Earth,
don't you?
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I just told you i wasn't.
273
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I see. Er...
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You must know that.
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It's like I don't fit in.
276
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And one day...
I'm gonna have to go back there.
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Mmm.
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I got you something.
279
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It's for your spot.
280
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My life was one big cover-up, one big lie.
281
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Thanks.
282
00:17:15,587 --> 00:17:18,125
Want a...a chip?
283
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You're right.
284
00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:28,805
What?
285
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:32,562
You are from another planet.
286
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:36,706
We didn't want to say anything
because um...
287
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You see, um...
288
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I'm from a different planet, too.
289
00:17:51,227 --> 00:17:53,426
- Right. I'm gonna head.
- What?
290
00:17:53,427 --> 00:17:56,346
- Yeah, I'm kinda tired.
- Oh, what about clubbing?
291
00:17:56,347 --> 00:17:59,386
Ray the doorman, remember?
He's gonna get us free drinks.
292
00:17:59,387 --> 00:18:01,426
Yeah. Well, you don't need me.
293
00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:05,763
Well, um... Will you leave us
your mum's credit card, then?
294
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:11,946
That was it.
There were gonna be no more cover-ups.
295
00:18:11,947 --> 00:18:16,226
You know what?
I'm sick of being your lapdog.
296
00:18:16,227 --> 00:18:17,266
Kiz.
297
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:21,125
You can keep your spot cream
cos I like it how it is.
298
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,426
From now on, I was gonna tell the truth.
299
00:18:25,427 --> 00:18:27,466
Ray would shag the homeless.
300
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:32,155
Which is a good thing
because you look like a fucking tramp!
301
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Tramp.
302
00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:40,066
Honesty really was the best policy.
303
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,844
Put your top on.
304
00:18:43,907 --> 00:18:47,706
Um... I was just telling Dale we had to finish.
305
00:18:47,707 --> 00:18:50,546
- Such a load of bollocks.
- Kim!
306
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,386
You're full of shit, Stella.
307
00:18:52,387 --> 00:18:54,845
We're home.
308
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:59,236
It's an alien invasion.
309
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:06,506
We had a great day.
Dad's from the moon, too.
310
00:19:06,507 --> 00:19:08,556
Oh.
311
00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:16,666
- Is everything OK?
- Mm-hm.
312
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:21,799
This was my chance. We were
gonna talk properly for a change.
313
00:19:21,947 --> 00:19:25,998
- All right, mate?
- ''All right, mate?''
314
00:19:26,027 --> 00:19:28,786
Have you no idea what's going on?
315
00:19:28,787 --> 00:19:32,546
I found them on the kitchen table
and I've just found them in here.
316
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,586
What's she talking about?
317
00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:37,586
They're having an affair, Dad.
318
00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:39,546
What?
319
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:42,165
She's fucking the decorator.
320
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,959
Who am I kidding?
321
00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:51,761
It's an alien invasion.
322
00:19:57,267 --> 00:20:00,965
- Is everything OK?
- Mm-hm.
323
00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:04,165
All right, mate?
324
00:20:06,587 --> 00:20:09,786
Mum was just trying on the clothes
we bought.
325
00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:13,645
We had a really girly day together.
326
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,638
Thanks, Kim.
327
00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:37,077
That was very brave, what you did.
328
00:20:37,347 --> 00:20:39,946
I know it's not easy.
329
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,746
Hey, come on.
330
00:20:42,747 --> 00:20:45,346
I just want us to be a proper family.
331
00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:46,666
We are.
332
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,285
Like we were.
333
00:20:50,547 --> 00:20:53,756
I don't want you and Dad to split up.
334
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,586
That's not gonna happen.
335
00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:58,961
Really?
336
00:20:59,027 --> 00:21:01,645
Of course not.
337
00:21:07,227 --> 00:21:10,687
Just so long as you don't say anything.
338
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:17,766
Come on.
339
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,106
Let's dry those eyes.
340
00:21:20,107 --> 00:21:23,986
- We don't want Dad to see you like this.
- Why?
341
00:21:23,987 --> 00:21:26,146
- Well...
- Because he might suspect?
342
00:21:26,147 --> 00:21:28,786
- No, because he will worry.
- You don't give a shit.
343
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,986
- That's not true.
- Can't mess up your romance.
344
00:21:31,987 --> 00:21:34,706
If you're that concerned,
why don't you wear these?
345
00:21:34,707 --> 00:21:38,121
I wouldn't want to help screw up the lie.
346
00:21:39,307 --> 00:21:43,586
So there we were,
a perfect family once more.
347
00:21:43,587 --> 00:21:46,506
- One day I'm gonna visit the moon.
- Mmm. Good.
348
00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:50,638
- You can't come.
- I hope your spaceship explodes.
349
00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:54,639
- I hope your pubes turn ginger.
- Matt.
350
00:21:55,907 --> 00:21:59,446
On the outside, everything made sense.
351
00:21:59,507 --> 00:22:01,635
Wow.
352
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:04,643
Oh, you look great.
353
00:22:06,347 --> 00:22:07,466
Thank you.
354
00:22:07,467 --> 00:22:09,586
Yeah. I chose it for her.
355
00:22:09,587 --> 00:22:12,079
Oh, it's perfect, Kimmy.
356
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:16,786
I know. I thought it was less tarty
than the usual stuff she wears.
357
00:22:16,787 --> 00:22:21,186
You're very right.
You two should go out together more often.
358
00:22:21,187 --> 00:22:25,159
You see? It has been a brilliant day.
359
00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:30,266
Maybe I should have told the truth, told
Nathan that he was with the wrong woman,
360
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:33,965
that she was bound to break his heart.
361
00:22:34,107 --> 00:22:36,918
But you can't help who you love.
362
00:22:42,507 --> 00:22:45,186
You still think this lady's a tramp?
363
00:22:45,187 --> 00:22:48,555
Hold this, will you?
364
00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:00,026
Do you wanna watch?
365
00:23:00,027 --> 00:23:02,042
No.
366
00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:05,039
And there we have it.
367
00:23:06,187 --> 00:23:07,755
Another lie.
368
00:23:08,991 --> 00:23:13,991
Synchronization and corrections
Lucile76
369
00:23:17,603 --> 00:23:19,603
Tracklist :
"Making Plans for Nigel", Nouvelle Vague
"Swing lite alright", Luke Vibert and BJ Cole
370
00:23:19,604 --> 00:23:21,604
"My Patch", Jim Noir
"Banquet", Bloc Party
"Out of Sight", Adventures in Stereo
371
00:23:21,605 --> 00:23:23,605
"64 Aka Go", Lemon Jelly
"Los Locos Cubanos", Up Bustle & Out
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl", Jet
372
00:23:23,606 --> 00:23:25,606
"The Weekend", Michael Gray
"Showdown In The Tundra", Home Video
"There She Goes", The La�s
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