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RON:
Thank you, Tucson!
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Where the hell is Ron?
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What kind of an idiot volunteers
to host a block party meeting
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and doesn't even show up?
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The same kind of idiot who
packed a tennis ball
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and a box of crayons for
my lunch last week.
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It's Gina.
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Ever since they've gotten
back together,
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Ron's been completely useless.
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A noticeable decline
from mostly useless.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where do you think you're
going, nerd?
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You owe me a rematch on
that bike race last week.
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I totally wasn't ready
when I said "go."
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You know I'm 13, right?
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And I'm 24.
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They're just numbers, man.
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Leave that boy
alone, Barry,
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or I'm not driving you to
the skate park tomorrow.
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Keep bossing me around,
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Mom, and one of these days
I'm gonna move out.
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Then who's gonna shave
your corns? Hmm?
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I skipped my competitive
yoga class for this?
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I'm sure you would have
had the downwardest dog
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in the whole class,
sweetie.
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Quit kissing my ass, Glenn.
I can do that myself now.
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It's ridiculous.
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The stupid thing's in two weeks,
and we've done nothing.
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Everyone thought
it would be so funny
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to vote me out
as block party coordinator
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and elect a joke
candidate like Ron.
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You hear anyone laughing now?
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WOMAN (laughing):
Ron, watch my head!
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You're the one who wanted
to be eight feet tall.
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Okay.
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Oh, you're a giant.
You have to admit,
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people did treat me
differently.
That's true. That's true.
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RON: Oh, no.
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Is this a surprise party
or an intervention?
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'Cause I am not nearly drunk
enough for either one.
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You selfish,
inconsiderate jerk.
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Oh, boy.
You think I don't have
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anything better to do than
sit around waiting for you
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to drag your sorry
ass home?
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Your turn.
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Nah, you took mine.
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(chuckles)
I don't think you two have met.
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This is my girlfriend, Gina.
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Gina, this is Kali, the
Hindu goddess of death.
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Angela.
GINA: Sorry.
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This guy at the
Margarita Barn--
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he bet that Ron couldn't
chug the bar gutter.
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I did it. I did it.
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I love your hair.
It's just... pretty.
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Um, okay,
I'll see you later.
Bye, baby.
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(kissing)
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Mmm. Mmm! Stop it.
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Oh, for God's sake, Ron, you
know, there's other people here.
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Sorry, Angela, I'm taken.
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And shame on you.
Glenn's my best friend.
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All right. Hey, everybody.
Let's get this thing started.
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Gather around.
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Come on, gather around.
Wha-- uh, wait.
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What are we doing?
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Block party planning
committee.
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What, that thing I volunteered
for just to piss Angela off?
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That's great.
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And she's pissed.
Mission accomplished.
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Yeah, I wouldn't push it
too far, buddy.
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She's got her throwing shoes on.
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Okay. All right.
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I'm just gonna-- just gonna
spitball a couple ideas
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for you here right off
the top of my dome.
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How about this year,
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instead of a bouncy castle,
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we have a bouncy street?
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What?! I know!
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Look into it, Trevor.
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Also, why don't we
kick it off right,
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with a flyover
by the Blue Angels?
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MAN: Yeah!
Yeah, I know
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they're expensive,
but they do set a tone.
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You have to agree.
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Also, I know for a fact
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that you can get a
discount from them
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if you know someone
with a terminal disease.
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So, anyone?
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Come on, don't hold out.
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Mavis, how about you?
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You're not looking so good
these days.
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Ticktock.
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No. Okay, good.
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We will figure it out.
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That's my point.
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Ron, you promised to teach me
arm farts tonight.
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I'm shooting blanks here.
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No, not tonight, buddy.
Gina's picking up a video.
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I don't care which one,
baby, you decide.
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PS, I love you, too.
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Oh, the movie.
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No, yeah, that works.
That's good.
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Okay.
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All right. Bye, sugar.
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She's coming back?
Yeah!
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Poor thing can't get
enough Snuffkin.
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It's a curse. What can I say?
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You guys don't mind, do you?
GARY: Yeah, we do!
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She's taking up too much
of your time.
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Which is time we pay for.
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Your tongue's been spending more
time in her mouth than yours.
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(chuckles)
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Can she do arm farts?
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You guys, I'm totally
T-ing C of B.
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You guys are right, though.
You're right.
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You deserve my
undivided...
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(phone rings)
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Oh, cute.
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She's texting me
the tongue out wink.
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Oh, I can't-- I can't
ignore this.
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I gotta...
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*
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(sighs)
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Hey.
Hey.
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Mmm, you smell good.
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I think that's
the carpet cleaner.
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Mmm, cedar stain guard.
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That's good, too.
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Um, your fake kids
are staring at us.
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Ron, can we talk to you
in the kitchen, please?
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Busted.
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Um, I'm gonna
take a shower.
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Do you think while
they're yelling at you,
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you could make me
some breakfast?
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Okay.
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We have a problem.
(sighs)
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All right, hurry up.
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I want to go wash Gina's
back. She's got...
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(sighs) the best back.
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So smooth, no zits.
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Okay, what's the problem?
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That! You can't be having
girls sleeping over
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and washing their backs
and... other stuff.
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Why can't she wash her own back?
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What a baby!
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I don't know how
to break this to you.
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I'm a man. Men have needs.
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No, stop!
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Just stop it right there.
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No one wants to hear
about your creepy needs.
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I'm with Gary on this one.
All right, look,
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I'm sorry, but I live here.
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Unfortunately, I don't
have a lot of privacy.
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Okay? So, you tell me,
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what should I to do?
It's a two bedroom.
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There's nothing we
can do about that.
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We would have made "no women
sleeping over" a rule
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from the start, but we
honestly never thought
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it would be an issue.
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Oh, hi-larious.
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Listen, I'm not crazy
about it myself, okay?
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But Gina's staying with
her mother right now.
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It's even weirder
over there.
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I mean, that woman is more
religious than God.
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She says grace before
she brushes her teeth.
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GINA:
Ron, you have to come up here
and see this!
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Excuse me, boys.
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Holy crap!
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Hey, how'd you get the locked
storage closet open?
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GARY: Oh, God.
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Who left it unlocked?!
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RON:
What... the hell?
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Sorry, my shoulder was sore
from arm fart practice.
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I had to take a steam.
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RON:
No, unbelievable.
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No! No!
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GINA:
Why don't I just
call you later?
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Okay?
Fine!
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Why?!
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Unbelievable.
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No.
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What the...?
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(clicks)
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*
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(clinking)
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I have been sleeping
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like a hobo on the couch
downstairs,
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and this room has been here
empty the whole time?!
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I'm sorry, Ron, but
you can't have this room.
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We're saving it
for our real dad,
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for when he gets out of prison.
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So, you're keeping this room in
mint condition
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for a man who would be happy
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as long as his toilet
wasn't also his sink!
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He's not gonna be
in there forever.
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Yeah, we're busting him out
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as soon as we train a monkey
to handle dynamite.
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(groans)
I can't believe
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you guys have kept this a secret
from me the whole time.
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You know what, Ron?
What are you complaining about?
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Your last apartment
got towed away
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while you were
still sleeping in it.
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You're welcome to go back
to living there, if you want.
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Oh, do not tempt me!
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I don't need this job!
GARY: Oh, really?
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Go ahead!
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You're replaceable.
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You've been completely
unreliable lately, anyway.
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We'd be better off without you.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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Is that what you think?
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Yeah!
Good.
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'Cause guess what?
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I quit!
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(whoosh)
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(groans)
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Are you kidding me?
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A Roomba?!
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(Roomba whirring)
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Go ahead!
We don't need you!
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Fine! I don't need you either!
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I'll send Glenn by for my pizza
stone and my ham radio!
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Is this the Gunderson house?
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Who wants to know?
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Your father.
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We're out of money?!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Don't misunderstand.
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You have plenty of money.
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You just can't use it.
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I thought Dad's lawyer
was an old guy.
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Mr. Donaldson.
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Yes, I'm his lawyer.
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See, Mr. Donaldson was a senior
partner in our firm,
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and worked very closely
with your father.
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They shared a lot.
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Now they're gonna share a room
at the gray bar hotel.
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(chuckles)
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Sorry, that was unprofessional.
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Well, when can we
get more money?
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Because we're down
to our last 50 bucks.
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Getting Robby out of the chimney
last week wasn't cheap.
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Or fun.
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Well, I don't think
it'll be too long.
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We just have to wait
for the heat to die down
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and for them to sort out
the co-conspirators.
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Shouldn't be longer
than six months.
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ALL: Six months?!
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Or... maybe longer.
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On another note,
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could you point me towards
your backdoor, please?
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Thank you.
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*
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Oh, I can live like this
forever, Glenn.
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It's a-- it's a simpler
existence, you know?
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Closer to nature.
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(crickets chirping)
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Those crickets are really loud.
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Could you turn 'em down
for me a little?
259
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,692
Oh, sure.
All right, dude.
260
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:19,359
Just a tad.
261
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,161
(chirping quiets)
Super.
262
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,631
Okay... so, you seen the boys?
263
00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,599
Not that I care. I don't care.
264
00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,034
Ah, matter of fact,
you should go over
265
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,169
to the house tomorrow
and tell them that.
(beep)
266
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,237
Better yet,
do it tonight.
267
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,772
I don't care.
268
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,373
Look, if that's
what you want.
269
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,175
Hey, hey, hey,
that's your thing, man.
270
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,644
Don't drag me into it, okay?
271
00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,111
These-These kids...
they just...
272
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,347
they never, ever appreciated
anything I did for them.
273
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,716
They... do you know how many
packages I signed for?
274
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,984
How many things I grabbed
275
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,119
that were too high up for them
to reach? Dozens.
276
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:49,690
I'm done with them being abusive
and taking me for granted.
277
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,124
And I'll tell you another thing.
278
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,359
I am sick and tired
279
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,628
of pretending to be
someone I'm not!
280
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,063
(clattering)
Oh, no.
281
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,598
Okay, we're
camping dummies.
282
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,375
...38, 39, 40.
283
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,812
Chew slowly and make
every bite count.
284
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:12,579
This sucks.
285
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,715
I say we eat everything
right now.
286
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,949
So, no one remembers
what the lawyer
287
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,018
who crawled out of our window
yesterday told us?
288
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,888
We're on a tight budget.
We have to watch every cent.
289
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:23,323
We just have to make it
through the next six months.
290
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,026
Well, I guess I could start
hocking a couple of things.
291
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,260
That's the spirit.
292
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,230
Well, I have to get
back to my new job.
293
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,803
(with Indian accent):
Yes, this is Samir.
294
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,104
Thank you for holding.
295
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,739
Your software won't boot?
296
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,774
Goodness gracious,
uh, may I suggest
297
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,376
that we roll back some of
your drivers, my friend?
298
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,213
I am in Mumbai, just like you.
299
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,016
That is, too, the way
you pronounce it.
300
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,051
RON:
Hey.
301
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,285
So what do you think?
302
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,154
Want to maybe, uh,
swing by my place tonight
303
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,756
little later on?
304
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,791
I rehydrate a mean
dehydrated turkey tetrazzini.
305
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:58,826
Haven't you heard?
306
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,227
You do know how
to woo a girl.
307
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,896
Got you, didn't I?
(laughs)
308
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,832
So, how are the
kids? Are they okay?
309
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,333
Oh, who cares?
310
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,035
No. You know, as far
as I'm concerned,
311
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,970
those boys don't exist,
you know?
312
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,140
I mean, yeah, yeah, I check up
on them in the mornings only.
313
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,975
And at night
and midday on the weekends.
314
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,144
But you know, it's just to make
sure they're still suffering.
315
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,211
And they are, believe me.
316
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:21,014
So you're only spending a
little bit more time there
317
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,449
than you did when
you lived there.
318
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,951
Hey, spying from the bushes
doesn't count.
319
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,185
Okay, ask anybody.
320
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,187
Well, we could
stay at my mom's...
Ugh!
321
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,156
...but historically,
it's been hard for you
322
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,324
to stay in the
game over there.
323
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,893
What? I...
324
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,227
You know what?
325
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,196
You know, you try
keeping the boat afloat
326
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,031
with the little Jesus pictures
staring at you
327
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,166
with the accusing eyes,
all right?
328
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,734
What, like he was so perfect?
329
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:41,869
What do we
say to him?
330
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,003
Nothing. We're just here
331
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,305
to grab a few rolls of toilet
paper out of the bathroom.
332
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,974
We should at least
tell him what happened.
333
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:47,975
He might come through for us.
334
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,176
GARY:
There he is.
335
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,043
Look, this
is ridiculous.
Yeah.
336
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,244
We need our own space.
337
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,913
We need a place where
there are no kids,
338
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,081
where Jesus
can't find us.
339
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,883
Oh, God, wouldn't that be great?
340
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,018
Well, if you took that
assistant manager position
341
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,921
that you said that they offered
you, and with my salary,
342
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,222
we can totally
afford...
343
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,190
Oh, my God,
freeze-dried chili con carne.
344
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,424
I didn't even know
we had this.
345
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,127
Ron.
I just...
Gina, come on, don't...
346
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,896
Don't ask me
347
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:09,897
to take that job, okay?
348
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,198
You know me.
349
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,333
Working full-time
would crush my soul.
350
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,171
Forget it. Let's
just go home.
351
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,440
That guy's never coming
through for anyone.
352
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,080
*
353
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,416
GARY:
Okay, here we go.
354
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,284
Bill. Bill.
355
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,954
Oh, hey, another bill.
356
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,155
Bill. Oh.
357
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,489
My paycheck!
358
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,428
They're paying me in rupees?!
359
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,130
(sighs)
360
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,232
In two weeks,
I'll clear ten bucks.
361
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,934
I didn't get much more
for the flat screen.
362
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,035
I'll tell you one thing.
363
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,402
Nick the Pawnbroker...
364
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,171
not as generous
as he seems on TV.
365
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,139
Oh, and get this.
366
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,173
His name isn't even Nick.
367
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,142
We are so screwed.
368
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,376
It's Warren.
369
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,879
Maybe you got problems,
but I got options.
370
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,214
I've got these baby blues,
and I'm toilet trained.
371
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,083
I'm at peak adoptability.
372
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,284
I've hocked everything
in this house.
373
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,286
I guess we could tear
into the walls
374
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,154
and start stripping the copper.
375
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,489
Let's face reality, guys.
We need help.
376
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,492
I guess we don't have
much of a choice.
377
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,328
We may have to do some begging,
but it's him or nothing.
378
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,830
(doorbell ringing)
379
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,531
(sighs)
380
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,035
Oh. Hey.
381
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,071
Hey.
382
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,106
You look good.
383
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,440
Thanks.
384
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,943
I've been taking care of myself.
385
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,078
You look good yourself.
386
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,412
Thanks.
387
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,281
So, I was just
in the neighborhood.
388
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,249
I thought maybe
I'd swing by and grab that
389
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,051
comb I left here.
390
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,219
Oh.
391
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,988
There it is.
392
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,389
I see you have company.
393
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,891
Oh, no. That's Barry.
394
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,192
He lives here now.
395
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,194
We rented out your space
downstairs to him.
396
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,261
Don't worry.
397
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,997
He knows you're in recovery.
398
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,398
I'm...
BARRY:
Hey.
399
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,867
If you meet a guy
named Howie at rehab,
400
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,269
tell him that Barry wants
his Playbo back, okay?
401
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,909
I'm not telling Howie anything.
402
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,584
*
403
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,428
BRANDON:
Oh, my God.
404
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,330
I'm so hungry,
I just ate a toothpick,
405
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,864
and I don't even care.
406
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,203
What are you doing here?
407
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,504
I have just as much
right to be here
408
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,639
as you do, Gary, all right?
409
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,175
Gina sends her
warmest regards
410
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,277
and a tuna noodle casserole.
411
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,678
Well, our soufflé is still
in the oven.
412
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,080
Brandon was
413
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,181
just about
to go get it.
414
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,150
Oh.
415
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,085
Just put that there.
416
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,119
What are you
talking about?
417
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,621
All we have is bologna
and half a stick of butter.
418
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,290
Okay, go get
a dirty casserole dish
419
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,658
and put our name on it.
420
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,560
We'll put it in the center
of the table,
421
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,496
and it'll look like
everybody loved ours. Go.
All right.
422
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,268
ANGELA:
All right, Ron.
423
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,470
If you're here to swoop in
at the last minute
424
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,239
and take all the credit from me,
it's not gonna happen.
425
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,674
Everyone knows
once you bailed, I made
426
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,609
every decision for
this block party--
427
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,511
from the "Summer in
Provence" color palette
428
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,514
to the theme...
"The Kid in All of Us."
429
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,216
Yeah!
430
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,184
(shrieks)
431
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,086
Whoa. Whoa.
432
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,020
(Glenn whoops and laughs)
433
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,254
GLENN:
What up?
Hmm.
434
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,223
Yeah, it's
not bad.
What?
435
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,357
You win.
436
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,558
I don't understand.
437
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,960
What-What's going on, Ron?
438
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,261
Nothing. I just, uh...
439
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,430
I know
how important it is to you.
440
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,066
Okay, stop saying nice things
to me.
441
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,567
Okay.
442
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,570
And don't you dare walk away
without a snide remark!
443
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,674
This your rig?
444
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,742
Sure is.
445
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,477
Got any kids?
446
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,679
What?
447
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,552
What? Hey. You
can't eat our food!
448
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,320
We made that a house rule.
449
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,754
No one tells me
what to do, dork,
450
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,024
except my mom, and I don't
live with her anymore,
451
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,492
so she really can't, except
when I'm there, which is a lot.
452
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,660
But not now.
453
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,631
Great. Now all we have left
is butter.
454
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,133
Hmm. Wrong again.
455
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,567
I used that up, too.
456
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,104
My hands were chapped.
457
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,007
What the hell is wrong
with your glasses?
458
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,076
Clean that up, dork!
459
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,645
ANGELA:
What the hell?!
460
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,646
Where is Barry?
461
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,681
It is his shift to sit
in the dunk tank.
Uh-oh.
462
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,183
Hey, Gar, looks like
463
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,751
that new roommate's
not so reliable, huh?
464
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,219
Shut up, Ron!
465
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,787
You know what? I'll do it.
I'll do it.
466
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,757
We don't want to let the block
down, do we? Do we, Gar?
467
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,025
No, no, no, we
can't do that.
468
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,593
There we go.
469
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,262
I'm gonna do it.
470
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,230
(laughs) You're
funny, Daddy.
471
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,032
Ooh, whoops, that
was a weird slip.
472
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,267
Knock it off, Robby.
473
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,234
It's not gonna work.
474
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,303
Who's that?
No idea.
475
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,272
RON:
All right,
come on, Gar.
476
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,174
Let's see you take me down.
Let's go, tough guy.
477
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,476
Why? You're the same loser,
dry or wet.
478
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,179
That sounded like a little baby
with a chicken arm to me.
479
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,247
Come on, let's see what you can
do with that chicken wing.
480
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,415
Fine. You want it?
481
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,317
Yeah, if you think
you can bring it.
482
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,485
One dollar's worth, please.
483
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,821
No, Gary.
That's our last dollar.
484
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,290
It's totally worth it.
485
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,724
You ready to go down, Ron?!
486
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,260
Uh, yeah, I'm ready to stay dry,
if that's what you mean.
487
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,097
In fact, someone hand me a hair
dryer and plug it in, because
488
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,299
no way am I...
489
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,369
...getting wet. Okay.
All right.
490
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,371
Lucky shot. A broken clock
is right...
491
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,708
...twice a day.
492
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,310
I don't get it, Gary.
Why are you so...
493
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:29,249
...angry? I'm the one who got
the short end of the...
494
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,350
...stick.
495
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,652
Wait. Gary.
Where have you been?
496
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,154
Barry ate the last
of our bologna.
497
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,322
No!
No!
498
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,289
So, what? You guys don't even
499
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,257
like bologna that much.
500
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,458
We don't have anymore money!
501
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,193
Shut up, Robby.
RON:
What?
502
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,229
Is that true?
503
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,797
Yeah. We're totally broke.
504
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,138
Oh, so, big deal.
505
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,805
I'll take the assistant
manager's job.
506
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,073
We'll all...
507
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,744
...be fine.
508
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,512
Really?
509
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,580
You'd do that for us?
510
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,814
Wouldn't you hate that?
511
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,516
Yeah, probably, but you know,
512
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,219
what am I gonna do,
let you guys starve?
513
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,620
Wow.
514
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,723
So, you'd do that for us,
but not for Gina?
515
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,792
Huh.
516
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,427
Yeah, I guess so.
517
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,196
Never thought
of that before.
518
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,165
You think she'd have
a problem with that?
519
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,433
I have to say,
520
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,503
I never expected this
from you, Ron.
521
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,507
Well, to tell you the truth,
I'm a little surprised myself.
522
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,776
ANGELA:
Ron?
523
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,811
Your shift isn't over.
524
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,213
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
525
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,647
Had to towel off
for the main event.
526
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:35,748
What main event?
527
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,184
I didn't authorize a main event.
528
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,287
(engines whooshing)
529
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,597
(applause and cheering)
530
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,232
Yeah!
531
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,203
Did you really think I was gonna
let you win? (laughs)
532
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,472
I know a guy.
533
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,287
Hey, what are you doing?
534
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,588
You can't work
on your bike in here.
535
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,789
Oh, I can't?
536
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,658
What are you going to do?
Give me a noogie?
537
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:19,559
(grunting)
538
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,493
Huh? Huh?
539
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,729
Or maybe
a purple nurple?
No!
540
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,896
How about an atomic wedgie?
541
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,232
What?!
(fabric tears)
542
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,766
(Barry yelling)
543
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,335
Oh, let's go...
544
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,503
Trust me, you're gonna
love this, Barry. I promise.
545
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,305
Hey, hey, come on.
Put me down!
546
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,241
Trick is to breathe,
okay?
I mean it.
547
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,575
Don't make me kick your butt.
548
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,509
Get me down!
549
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,611
Thanks,
Randy.
550
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,813
You're a dead man!
551
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,715
Mommy?
552
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,884
(yelling)
553
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,853
RON:
Oh, my God! Wow!
554
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,823
I don't know why I expected
the elastic to last longer.
555
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,326
Oh, man, I never thought
I would be this excited
556
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,262
to see a couch in my life.
557
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,830
Oh, about that...
558
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,998
We want you to have Dad's room.
559
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,767
GARY:
Yeah. I mean,
560
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,336
we figured if you're getting
your soul crushed every day,
561
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,272
you should have a
nice place to sleep.
562
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:09,409
You guys... I know... I know...
I know what this means to you,
563
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,544
okay, and I do not
take it lightly.
564
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,745
I promise you
I'll leave it
565
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,347
in the exact same condition
I found it.
566
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,916
We know you will.
567
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,420
Ah!
568
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,455
*
569
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,997
(rueful chuckle)
570
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,968
(yawns)
571
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:57,357
Can you teach me
how to do arm farts?
572
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,397
Yeah. Yeah, I can...
573
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,567
I can teach you
how to do arm farts.
574
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,636
Here. Here's the key.
You need a little moisture.
575
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,971
Lick the palm of your hand.
Get a better air pocket.
576
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,341
Now, take that hand,
stick it up in that armpit.
577
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,808
BRANDON:
Boys' sports are
a little different
578
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,378
than girls' sports, but
you'll get used to it.
579
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,347
Yeah, I know
math isn't your strong suit,
580
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,515
but 12 to ten means
I'm winning.
581
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,684
It's Gunderson
to Gunderson.
582
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:25,885
Back to Gunderson.
583
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,086
And he scores!
584
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,088
Oh, but I get the assist.
585
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,022
(loud flatulence)
586
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,491
ROBBY:
Hey, I did it!
587
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,361
RON:
No. That was me. Sorry.
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