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RON:
Thank you, Tucson!
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RON:
Come on! There's no time.
Shoot the ball!
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SPORTSCASTER:
This one's over, folks.
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You're over, you alkie has-been.
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Shoot the ball!
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Shoot the ball!
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Oh, Robby.
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What are you doing?
Change it back!
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Save it, Bigfoot.
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You work for me, and I want
to watch BMX Wipeouts.
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Ha!
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He fell. Didn't see that coming.
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Uh, okay, I don't work for you.
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This is a partnership
based on mutual respect and...
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Just give it!
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SPORTSCASTER:
Unbelievable! What a comeback!
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I don't think
I'm exaggerating when I say
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that was the greatest
six seconds
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of basketball ever played!
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Oh. Did you hear that?!
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Yeah, it's over. Switch it back.
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(bees buzzing)
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Why does everybody want
to scream around my bees?
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What the hell
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are you doing in there, Gary?
It's my project
for the science fair.
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I'm trying to use music
instead of smoke
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to tranquilize the bees.
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It's more environmentally
responsible.
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No, no, no. You can't have bees
in the bathroom.
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Why not?
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Because they're bees
in the bathroom.
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Well, I'm sorry, but I'm in
the middle of an experiment.
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I can't just take them out now.
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Fine. I'll go upstairs.
Uh, no can do.
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There's bees up there
listening to Neil Diamond.
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I've got to go
to the bathroom, Gary.
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What do you want me to do?
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Okay. You have two minutes,
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but it's a fragile ecosystem
in there, so go easy.
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Go easy.
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(bees buzzing)
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Hey. I got
your laundry.
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Oh, good.
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It's all wet.
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Gary found your
clothes in the dryer,
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which you're not
supposed to use.
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Oh, that bumpy,
red butt-rash.
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I know, and I tried to fight
for you, too, but he showed me
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the deal memo.
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It's all there in
black-and-white.
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You know what?
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You can tell Gary, he's...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, it's Gina.
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Who's Gina?
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My ex-girlfriend,
the one that got away.
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I never told you about her?
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I don't think so.
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She dumped me, man.
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She ripped out my heart,
and stomped on it,
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and then she drove
over it with a truck,
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and put it in the
garbage disposal, and...
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(imitates whirring)
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But I'm over that.
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That's sunscreen.
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I know, I know.
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Still does the job. Oh!
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You're good.
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Okay, good. Hey!
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Hey.
Oh, hey.
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Yeah. She always said I'd
never get my life together.
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But the joke's on her, man,
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'cause I'm a successful father
of three with my own house.
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Except the house is ours,
and we pay you to be our dad.
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Ah, make yourself
scarce, Brandon.
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Hi.
One second, Gina.
Just on a business call here.
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Yeah. Hey, Marty,
sorry about that.
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Listen, I'm really flattered,
but, uh, you know,
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how many museum boards
can one guy be on?
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You know, why don't you give
another overachiever a shot?
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(tones sounding over phone)
FEMALE VOICE:
We're sorry.
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If you'd like to make a call...
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That's... Stupid phone.
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Marty's gonna be
really pissed.
Yeah, he will.
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What are you gonna say
at the Governor's Ball?
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Well, same thing I always say.
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"Governor,
you have the best balls."
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(laughs)
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He likes that.
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Oh, I've missed you so much.
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Look, I only have a minute.
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I'm on my lunch hour,
but I tried to call you,
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but they said that your phone
number had been disconnected.
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Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah,
they would have said that
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because, uh,
when I bought my new house,
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I had to ditch the cell phone,
move up to a land line.
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Couldn't get reception
in my house, you know?
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All the Wi-Fi
and security systems
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and steam showers,
and microwaves, what have you.
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Not to mention
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the climate-controlled
wine cellar
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in the basement of my house.
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So, you have a house now?
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Yeah, I don't really like
to talk about it, though.
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Let's just say I've been
blessed... with a house.
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(laughs)
You could always
cheer me up.
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Mm.
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I kind of really need that
right now.
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Why? What's the matter?
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Oh, God, it's a...
it's a whole thing.
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Um, can we, like, meet later
for drinks, talk about it?
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Yeah. Yeah, great,
yeah, totally.
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You know where
we could meet?
Your house?
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Oh, you heard about that, huh?
Yeah, word gets out.
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Yeah, that'll be fine.
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We'll meet at my house.
No problem.
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So, uh, let me write
the address down here for you.
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I'll see you later.
Okay.
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(sighs)
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(grunting)
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How can you be so friendly
with your ex?
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When Julie broke up with me
last week, it was, like,...
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Wait. What?
Who's Julie?
Hello?
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My soul mate.
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Oh, I had no idea
it was so serious.
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Man, after ten days,
you think you know somebody.
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Okay, stop, stop.
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I'm gonna set you straight
right now, okay, dude?
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Love is a game, and you are
playing that game all wrong.
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All right?
It's like, uh,...
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(sighs)
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Here we go. Perfect.
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It's like this.
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A bathroom key?
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No, Dumb Dumb.
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Pay attention, all right?
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Love is like a game
of tennis, okay?
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If someone serves you up
heartbreak, like Julie or Gina,
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all you got to do is--
eye on the ball...
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Boom! Smash it back at them
with a cross-court winner.
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I could never do that.
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Yes, you can, and you have to.
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You got to
return the pain,
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just like I'm going to return
the pain with Gina tonight.
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Okay? Watch and learn.
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Okay. But can I use that?
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No. This is a metaphor.
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No, I have to go
to the bathroom.
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Oh, okay. Well, then, just FYI--
you got to jiggle the metaphor.
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Sometimes the door sticks.
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That a boy.
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You are doing great things, Ron.
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(knocking)
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Oh.
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(clears throat)
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Oh, hi.
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I was just reading
in my study.
Oh.
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I see you still have
the same prescription.
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(laughs)
Yeah. Touché.
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So, come on in.
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And as you can see, the house
that I spoke about is very real.
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So, do you have a fun lie
to explain all this,
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or should I just ride
this train?
No, no, no.
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No. I assure you there's a
perfectly good and legitimate...
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Oh, hey, martinis.
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Uh-oh.
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All aboard.
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Chugga, chugga, chugga.
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There you go.
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Uh. Could just get you
a bottle and a straw.
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(laughs)
It's that bad, huh?
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Yeah.
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It's my boyfriend.
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He's such a jerk.
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Hmm. I'm sorry to hear that.
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At first,
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I thought it was fun
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dating somebody so good-looking
and put-together, you know?
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It was a totally
new thing for me.
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Well, I wouldn't say
totally new.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Honey, no, I didn't mean...
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(laughs)
No, no, you're adorable.
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Thank you.
You are,
but this guy is just...
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He's gorgeous.
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Okay.
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And that's the problem.
He knows it.
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All he cares about
are his looks,
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and he eats less than I do.
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I hate that.
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Yeah, we never really had
that problem, did we?
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That's something
I worked on really hard for you.
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And he's so worried
about getting his beauty sleep
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that we hardly ever have sex.
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(laughs)
Yes!
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Yes, that... that would be tough
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on any relationship.
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We've just...
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We've just been drifting apart,
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and I feel so fat
and ugly around him.
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And lately, I've been crying
in the bathroom at night.
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And you know me.
I never cry.
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I just... I feel
so bad sometimes...
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Is there a boy
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on your stairs
watching us?
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RON:
Oh, him. Yeah.
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He, uh... He sort of came
with the house.
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Go on.
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Hi.
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(techno music plays,
bees buzzing)
Huh.
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Interesting.
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The techno music agitates them
more than the death metal.
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It's driving me crazy.
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Put Megadeath back on.
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I don't get it.
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They haven't stung you once.
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Why aren't they stinging you?
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Maybe they think
I'm their leader.
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They already have a queen.
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And now they have a king.
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...so with their dad in jail,
it was pretty much up to me
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to keep these little angels out
of foster care.
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Would it be easier not
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to care as much? Probably.
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But that's not
who I am.
How much are
they paying you?
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$300 a week. Is that good?
Do you think that's good?
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I feel like the negotiations
got rushed a little bit.
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BRANDON:
I think they were fair,
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considering your resume was
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on the back of a fish taco menu.
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You know, in-in a
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really weird way, I envy you.
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That's not weird.
I mean,
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okay, what you're doing
is inappropriate
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and probably illegal...
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Hmm.
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...but you found
a way to be needed.
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That's, that's all I want.
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That's really all I want.
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BRANDON:
That's all I want, too.
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See, I have this thing
with this girl
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Julie, and she made
it pretty clear
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that I was
not welcome...
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We're talking about me now.
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Look, I know that when we dated,
I always complained
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that you were
a complete disaster, but...
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(clears throat)
...at least I felt
like I had a purpose.
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You know?
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It was like working for FEMA.
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I, uh... I think complete
disaster is a little harsh.
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I prefer adorable mess.
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I'm completely lost
with this guy.
254
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,829
Yeah. That-that's exactly
how I feel with Julie.
Still me.
255
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,397
RON:
You know what
you should do?
256
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,865
You should move.
257
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,767
You should move out.
You should just move right out.
258
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,769
Don't think about it.
Just move. Now. Move.
259
00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,537
You really think so?
260
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,972
Yes, all right, and look.
261
00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,074
I'm not trying
to make him the bad guy here,
262
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,176
but I really think
you need some time alone
263
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,879
to figure out if you want to be
with this pathetic jackass.
264
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,748
Well, maybe I
should move out.
265
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:08,882
I mean, think about it.
266
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,118
Isn't that really why
you came over here tonight?
267
00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:13,453
I mean, you knew
that I was gonna tell you
268
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,422
to move out, and that would be
the impetus you needed.
269
00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,890
Plus, you had to see my house.
270
00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,059
I'm gonna do it.
Yeah, you are.
271
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,794
Yeah, you are,
and you know what?
272
00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:21,895
I'll tell you what else.
273
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,597
Me and the boys--
we're gonna help you.
274
00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,699
We'll do it Saturday
before you change your mind.
275
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,134
Oh, my God, I'm gonna do it.
276
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,102
Mm.
Wow.
277
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,604
Thanks, Ron.
278
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:33,741
I knew you were
the one to talk to.
279
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,308
Can I use your bathroom?
280
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,677
Yeah, it's right down the...
281
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,045
Uh, no. I'm sorry. No.
282
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,847
On second thought,
use the one upstairs.
283
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,849
There's a butt load
of angry bees
284
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,183
listening to disco in that one.
285
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,251
Why?
286
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,053
Science.
287
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,890
(sighs)
288
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,191
Wow.
289
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,993
You are the master.
290
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,128
You have her right
where you said you would--
291
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,097
lobbed up
and ready to me smashed.
292
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,598
Congratula...
We're getting back together.
293
00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,768
...tions.
294
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,078
*
295
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:18,919
I don't get it.
296
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,854
Whatever happened to
returning the pain?
297
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,622
Ah, you know what?
Just forget all that stuff
298
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,891
I said about love
being like tennis, okay?
299
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,225
I pulled it out of my ass.
300
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,526
So, love isn't a game?
301
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,829
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no. No, it is.
302
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:29,830
It is definitely a game.
303
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,298
It's just...
It's a different game.
304
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,700
All right?
305
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,434
You know,
sometimes you don't even know
306
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,669
what sport you're playing
307
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,437
till you're right
in the middle of it.
308
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,840
For example, it turns out
that I was fishing, okay?
309
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:40,874
(imitates whirring)
310
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,175
All that boyfriend talk?
311
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,844
That was her
just circling my bait.
312
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,178
Circling my bait.
313
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,313
All right?
314
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,115
Then I wiggle my bait
to get her attention.
315
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,316
And tomorrow,
I'm gonna set the hook,
316
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,184
and I'm gonna reel her in
nice and slow.
317
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,687
Maybe you should
be writing this down.
318
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:56,056
Yeah. Wait a minute.
Now you want Gina back?
319
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,991
Yeah, I want her
back, man. You saw her.
320
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,860
Gina's a solid eight.
If I don't lock that thing down,
321
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,695
I'm looking at a lifetime
of fours and fives.
322
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,663
(sighs)
323
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,998
Julie's a ten.
324
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,533
It's not a competition. Okay?
325
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,136
But, hey, listen, if I can
get back together with Gina,
326
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,938
there's no reason you can't
back together with Julie.
327
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,040
Yeah? You really think so?
328
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:13,941
Absolutely.
329
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,508
So, hey, this,
uh, Julie chick.
330
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,810
Talking a Tucson ten, right?
331
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,645
So like a New York six?
332
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,547
It's not bad.
333
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,716
(country music playing)
334
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,885
(video game whirring)
335
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:27,888
Robby, what are you doing?
336
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,656
This is a noise-controlled
environment!
337
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,991
So, shut the hell up.
338
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,094
What's the matter with
your bees, anyway?
339
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,263
Did the music tranquilize them?
340
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,564
It did something.
341
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,600
It looks like they were giving
each other piggyback rides.
342
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,635
That's impossible.
They're all males.
343
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,773
They must be fighting.
344
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,809
Or hugging each other to death.
345
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,210
Oh, my God!
346
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,313
Robby, this is like a
major, new discovery!
347
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,783
Your stupid video game music
combined with Texas swing
348
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,417
at half speed turns bees gay!
349
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,618
RON:
Okay, come on, gang.
350
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,921
Gotta move Gina out
before jerk face comes
home from work.
351
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,356
Oh, yeah, and then we'll get
you to your little school
thing, all right, Gary.
352
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,592
I am totally going to win
the science fair tonight.
353
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,659
I turned my bees gay.
354
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,061
Mm, wouldn't get
too excited about it.
355
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,529
They might just experimenting.
356
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,630
Like in bee college.
357
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,032
All right, come on, let's go.
358
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,233
Give them some privacy.
359
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,234
Come on.
360
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:17,938
Wow.
361
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,139
No chance your ex
362
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,808
is in the trophy-making
business, is there?
363
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,442
Ugh, it's so embarrassing.
364
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,512
He's ranked number six
in the state in Muay Thai.
365
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,849
It's kind of like kickboxing,
but a lot more violent.
366
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,318
Right.
Okay, guys, come on, let's move.
367
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,886
Gina doesn't have all day.
Move, move.
368
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,454
Is her boyfriend
a superhero?
369
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,989
No, he's not a superhero!
370
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,590
He's more like a super show-off.
371
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,758
And he's not her boyfriend
anymore.
372
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,227
But his sword is so cool.
373
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,728
Take this down
to the truck. Go.
374
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,263
Come on.
Go, go, go, go.
375
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,331
(sighing): Okay.
376
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,999
All right, now it's time
for the tricky part.
377
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,234
I'm gonna reel her in now
378
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,369
but I gotta be super careful
she doesn't slip the hook.
379
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:49,970
Okay?
380
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,304
Gonna play it cool.
381
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,772
Super-duper cool.
382
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:53,974
Watch.
383
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,946
Oh, God.
384
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,548
The Say Anything
poster.
385
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,615
Remember when you gave me that?
386
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,352
Yeah.
387
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,254
I couldn't bring myself
to get rid of it.
388
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,123
I love you.
389
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,392
What?
390
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,194
Tube. I love YouTube.
391
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,429
I love YouTube.
I love it so much.
392
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,831
Have you seen
the clip
393
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,199
of the monkey and the dog
playing the piano?
394
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,667
It's only like a couple
simple chords
395
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,835
but they really--
they work it out.
396
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:22,936
It's good.
397
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,071
That's, that's funny.
398
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,305
It's right there
on your computer.
399
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,774
That's great.
400
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,376
What was that?
Embarrassing.
401
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,411
That's what it was.
I know, I know.
402
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,847
Man, I was on the one-yard line,
I almost fumbled.
403
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,782
Fumbled? I thought
you were fishing.
404
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,984
Try to keep up, okay?
405
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,085
The game is football, young man,
406
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,252
and I'm calling an audible.
407
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,553
Don't listen to him,
Brandon.
408
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,788
He's not even in the game.
409
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,291
He's more like a drunk fan
yelling at the TV.
410
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,725
Oh, yeah? You know
what I'm yelling?
411
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,227
"Shut up, Gary!"
412
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,196
Get.
413
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,731
Almost done.
414
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,733
Oh, okay, time to put it
in the end zone.
415
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,834
Watch this.
416
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,269
Hey, hey, so check it out.
417
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,570
I'm was thinking about heading
down to Buster's Burgers,
418
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,607
picking up a veggie burger
with spicy chili, no tomato.
419
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,675
Oh, God, I love those.
420
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,911
Do you really?
How'd I know that?
421
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,212
Lucky guess, huh.
422
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,747
All right, so listen,
423
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,016
Gary and Robby are gonna
clean up the rest of the stuff.
424
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,517
Brandon and I will be
right back, okay?
425
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,351
Okay.
426
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,886
Oh, wait, let me
buy you lunch.
427
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:13,954
You guys have been
working so hard.
428
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,622
No, no, no, no. Hey.
429
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,124
It's my treat. Please.
430
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,992
Thank you.
You're welcome.
431
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,093
You know what?
On second thought,
432
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,395
you might want
to kick in 20.
433
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,964
Buster's ain't cheap.
434
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,498
Thank you very much.
435
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,334
Should cover it.
436
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,772
(sighs)
You're not helping, Robby.
437
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,007
GINA: Danny!
DANNY:
What's going on?
438
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,976
I just got your text.
Are you serious?
439
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,877
Calm down, Danny.
Calm down?!
440
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,146
How am I supposed
to calm down?
441
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,949
This is like a throat
punch to my heart.
442
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,951
Oh, my God. He came back.
443
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,518
Quick, let's hide in the closet.
444
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,819
Go ahead, Nancy.
445
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:47,854
I'll fight him off.
446
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,256
DANNY:
You can't leave.
447
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,190
You can't.
448
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,092
I have a weigh-in
next week,
449
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,061
and you know I binge
when I get depressed.
450
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,228
Do you remember
what happened
451
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,796
when we watched
The Notebook?
452
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,565
Oh, Danny.
453
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,102
Okay, we'll only have
one shot at this.
454
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,570
You hit him high
with the throwing stars,
455
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,805
and I'll take out his legs
with the nunchaku.
456
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:06,974
Shh!
457
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,108
DANNY:
You're right.
458
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,676
I've been so caught up
training for Nationals,
459
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,045
I totally lost sight of
what mattered to me most.
460
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,146
That's you, baby.
You're my whole life.
461
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,982
GINA:
Oh, Danny.
462
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,916
Boys?
"Boys?"
463
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,885
What boys?
464
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,487
The mover's helpers.
465
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,822
Um, I think they must've
gone with him
466
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,491
to get lunch or
something.
467
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,825
Oh, come here.
Oh.
468
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,827
(both moan)
469
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,196
You know what?
You know what?
470
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,530
Let's just-- let's wait
until tonight.
471
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,132
'Cause they're gonna
come back and...
Come here.
472
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,866
Oh, okay.
(moans)
473
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,935
GINA: Oh!
474
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,205
(Gina moans, kissing continues)
475
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,674
GINA (moaning):
Oh, Danny.
476
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,010
Ooh!
477
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,477
Oh, my!
478
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,547
(both laughing)
479
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,019
(Gina moaning and gasping
passionately)
480
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,786
(Gina screams)
481
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,155
(whispering):
Oh, my God!
482
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,689
He's killing her!
483
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,864
Hey.
484
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:05,999
Who's hungry?!
GARY: Uh, wait.
485
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,434
Ron, don't go up there!
486
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,735
Why not?
ROBBY:
Should we tell him?
487
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,203
No.
488
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,704
What?
ROBBY:
Gina's back with her...
489
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:12,972
New attitude.
490
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,175
She's sassy now,
and people are loving it,
491
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,876
but she had to go
to the post office.
492
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,411
So...
The post office?
493
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,213
Then why did I
have to sneak out
494
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,115
with your hands
over my eyes?
What?
495
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,117
I have to go.
496
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,685
I'm gonna be late
for the science fair.
497
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,986
You promised you'd drive me.
498
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,988
I know, I will,
I will. I will.
499
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,657
Uh, no, you know
what? This is good.
500
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,758
Yeah, this is good.
501
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,593
Let's let her marinate in Ron
juice for an hour or so.
502
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,295
Have her eating out of
the palm of my hand.
503
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,664
Well, she is working up
an appetite.
504
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,865
Hmm?
Uh, nothing.
505
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,067
Okay.
506
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,469
*
507
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,304
Oh, this is a great
day, huh, guys?
508
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,173
I'm feeling so good, I
actually might come in
509
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,208
and check out
Gary's gay bees.
510
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,910
I still don't get it. That
Danny guy seemed so tough.
511
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,612
How did he let her
get on top of him?
512
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,780
Robby!
513
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,315
What?
514
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,117
She was totally winning
when we left.
515
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,017
What's he talking about?
516
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,052
Nothing.
517
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,253
Did Danny came back?
Hey, what's going on?
518
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,355
Is Gina back with Danny?
519
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,128
Oh, God.
Ron?
520
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,029
Oh, God.
Ron? Ron?
521
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,233
Oh, my God.
Ron.
522
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,934
My God.
Ron!
523
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,069
Oh, God. Oh.
524
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,405
Oh, God!
525
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,874
(horn honking)
Ron!
526
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:22,942
What are you doing?
527
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,177
We have to get to
the science fair.
528
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,878
I can't hear you.
529
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:26,713
You can't just give up.
530
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,915
Oh, I really can.
531
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,883
You'd be surprised
how easy it is.
532
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:31,884
No you can't.
533
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,120
This isn't just
about you anymore.
534
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,454
If it doesn't work out for you,
535
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,123
then what chance do I have
with Julie?
536
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,191
What am I supposed to do?
537
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,992
You gotta fight for her.
538
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,461
You gotta go all in.
539
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,230
Go all in?
540
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,565
Yeah. This isn't football
anymore.
541
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,599
You understand?
542
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,900
It is poker.
543
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,469
And the stakes are your heart.
544
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,071
Poker, huh?
545
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,743
So you're saying
change the game.
546
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,346
It's worth a shot.
547
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,614
Gary, I'm sorry,
I have to do this.
548
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,915
GARY:
No! No!
549
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,184
I have to get to
the science fair.
550
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,520
I'm making history!
551
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,791
BRANDON:
All right.
552
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,992
I'll get the music.
553
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:13,993
Robby, set up
the boom box.
554
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,362
Ron, get the poster.
Gary, you sulk.
555
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,796
RON: All right,
game time, boys.
556
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,731
Let's do it.
557
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,168
*
558
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,173
Come on, come on, download.
559
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,375
Got it. Robby!
560
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,413
* ...Without my pride
561
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:39,586
* I reach out
from the inside... *
562
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,323
Ron?
563
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:47,093
* In your eyes
564
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,228
* The light, the heat
565
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,929
* In your eyes *
566
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,231
* I am complete
567
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,299
* In your eyes *
568
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,466
* I see the doorway
569
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,034
* In your eyes *
570
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,503
* To a thousand churches
571
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,837
* In your eyes *
572
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,339
* The resolution...
573
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,973
What are you holding?
574
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:01,974
Somebody packed my glasses.
575
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,910
Um...
576
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,045
you guys didn't happen to bring
an extra veggie burger, did you?
577
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,080
* I see the light and the heat
578
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,983
* In your eyes *
* The light the heat...
579
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,220
(song stops abruptly)
No.
580
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:19,192
Hey, buddy, you want to start
bringing Gina's stuff back in?
581
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,260
Gina changed her mind.
582
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,428
I know what you're thinking.
583
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,663
Guy like me,
almost lost a chick.
584
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,765
(keyless entry remote chirps)
What, are we on planet earth?
585
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,200
(sarcastic chuckle)
586
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,168
I'm really sorry, Ron.
587
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:34,774
Come on.
588
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,576
(claps hand)
Chop chop.
589
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,411
I hope she's not paying you
by the hour.
590
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,679
(blows raspberry)
591
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,547
Gary.
No!
592
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,282
I still have time to
turn in my exhibit.
593
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,783
Judging doesn't
close until 9:00.
594
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,521
(sighs) Fine!
595
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,523
I guess I can turn
bees gay next year.
596
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,526
Let's do it.
597
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,029
Wow, nice car.
598
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,065
Thanks. Don't touch it.
599
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,467
I just got it detailed.
600
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,869
I think I saw a scratch on
the, uh, front left fender.
601
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,271
What?!
602
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,044
(bees buzzing)
603
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,314
(sighs)
So long, Nobel Prize.
604
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,417
There's no scratch.
605
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,219
Hey, you kids, stay the hell
away from my ride.
606
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,488
Okay.
607
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,027
(engine starting)
608
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,362
(techno music blasting)
609
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,897
(tires squealing)
610
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,933
(high-pitched screaming)
611
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,168
Oh, my God!
612
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,271
(boys laughing)
613
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,307
My boys.
614
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,108
Come here.
615
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,810
(high-pitched screaming):
Oh, my God!
616
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,144
(sighs)
617
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,746
I needed that.
618
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,415
*
619
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,656
Hey.
(sighs)
620
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,025
Sorry I couldn't
help you out with Julie.
621
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,594
No, that's cool.
622
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,663
I'm actually back
together with her.
623
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,264
What?
Yeah, I was just
talking to her.
624
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,133
Turns out, me not
calling her back
625
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,901
got her all jealous
and obsessive
626
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,937
and now she wants me back.
627
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,939
Wow.
628
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,108
So, you won the game
by not playing the game.
629
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,745
Yeah, yeah, I guess I did.
630
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,914
Well, that is what I was really
trying to teach you all along.
631
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,450
Strategy.
632
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,352
It's like that movie
War Games.
633
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,654
The only winning move
is not to play the game.
634
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:31,591
You see, Matthew Broderick plays
a young, disaffected techie,
635
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,827
who tries to take on
the army's super computer.
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