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RON:
Thank you, Tucson!
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RON:
Yeah, Jumper,
that is a lot of money,
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but it's just a little too risky
for me. You know, plus...
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smuggling Mexican Viagra
into the States
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just doesn't bode well
for this dad gig
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I got going on, all right?
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But, seriously,
it means the world to me
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that you thought of me first,
all right?
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So, call me if anything else
comes up.
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I got to go.
Some kid's looking at me.
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Bye.
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Mr. Ron, it's me, Gabe--
from Robby's party.
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Oh, how could I forget
my biggest fan?
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You're hilarious, Mr. Ron.
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And you look so majestic
lying there.
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You should be a car model.
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Oh, you still got it,
don't you, ass-kiss?
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Afternoon.
Ah, God.
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Okay, not...
not resisting.
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Not resisting.
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I swear, Officer, I tried
to pay off those tickets,
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but the clerk at the desk
said all my nickels
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had to be in rolls,
and I just...
I hear you.
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I hate those desk jockeys
down in Traffic.
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Huh?
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I'm Derek Thomas,
Gabe's dad.
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Oh, you're Gabe's dad?
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Gabe's dad is a cop.
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Which is fantastic.
That's great.
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You know, I love...
I love Law and Order.
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It's my favorite show,
especially the law part.
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Or is it order?
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I can't...
which part is the cop part?
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I don't know, but it...
they're all good.
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You could make a case
for either side.
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It's gritty. It's a real show.
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Shaky cam-- I like it.
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So, anyway,
my boy really enjoyed
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that playdate
that he had with Robby.
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Yeah.
He's been bugging me
to make another one.
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Or a, uh, sleepover.
Sleepover.
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Yeah. I just wish Robby
didn't have that disease
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where he stops breathing
and dies
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when his friends sleep over
at his house.
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That disease seems
to be going around.
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He's having a little bit
of trouble fitting in at school.
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Oh, I've been
there, man.
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One case of head lice,
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and even Skidmarks Stevie
wouldn't sit with me at lunch.
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Hey, Gabe, you know what?
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Robby has been cured of
that sleepover disease.
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What do you say? You want
to come over tomorrow night?
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My God, yes!
Yeah!
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Robby, guess what!
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You and I are having
a sleepover tomorrow!
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Your dad invited me.
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Isn't this
the best day ever?
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I've had better.
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Thank you, Mr. Ron.
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I owe you one.
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Yeah? Yeah, no problem.
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Looking forward to it.
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Oh, my God.
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A cop just told me
he owes me one.
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Yeah, so do I, Mr. Ron.
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Whatever.
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You're not driving today?
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*
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Madam President,
I'm sorry your husband
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was vaporized by the ray beam,
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but from where I stood,
it was the right call.
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These aliens are mad,
and they'll stop at nothing
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until every living organism
is destroyed.
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GARY (whispering):
Ice caps.
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Huh?
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You forgot to mention
the ice caps.
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What?
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Cut. What-what are you saying?
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Okay, first of all,
never say, "Cut."
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Only the director says, "Cut."
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And I was trying to get you
to talk about the ice caps.
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We both agreed that our film
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would have
an environmental message.
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Gary, no one is going to care
about global warming
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if aliens are about to destroy
the entire world.
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If we want to win the Arizona
Young Filmmakers competition,
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we need to address
the big issues, okay?
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Do you want to meet
Steven Spielberg or not?
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It's a short film.
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How much time do we
want to waste talking?
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Let's just blow stuff up!
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No. Let's do another take.
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Okay.
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And you're on the phone
with the president.
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And frantic,
and lots of energy.
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And don't forget the ice caps.
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And... action.
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Madam President,
I'm sorry your husband
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was vaporized by the ray beam,
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but from where I stood,
it was the...
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Cut!
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Ron, you just walked right
in the middle of my shot.
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What?
And, ew.
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Do you always drink
right out of the carton?
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Relax. My beard doesn't shed
this time of year.
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(doorbell rings)
RON:
Oh, you hear that?
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That is the sound of a good
kid who would never complain
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about a few whiskers
in his milk.
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(groans)
I forgot about Gabe
sleeping over.
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Can we just blow him up?
Yeah, yeah, of course you can.
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You can blow him up
with friendship and inclusion.
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How about that?
(screaming)
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Robby, come on, it's for
one night. Just get over it.
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Water bug!
Water bug on my shoe! Kill it!
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Hey, no animals will be harmed
during the making of this film.
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Whew.
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Hello.
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Look, I brought Schneider.
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He recorded something
for this special night.
Wow.
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GABE'S VOICE:
Best sleepover ever!
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Wait till the guys meet him.
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Hey, hey, you know
what? Whoa, whoa.
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Why don't we save Schneider
for a little bit later, okay?
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I-I just don't want Robby
to get too excited
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right off the bat,
you know?
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Great forethought,
Mr. Ron.
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Thank you.
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Have a good time, bud.
Yeah.
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Thanks. I told him
that I needed the bear
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for a stakeout,
but he wasn't buying it.
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I'm just happy to help,
you know.
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Mm-hmm.
So, uh, listen, I was thinking
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about that thing you said to me
yesterday about owing me one.
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I mean, you don't, you don't--
seriously, you don't.
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It-It just...
it got me wondering.
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I'd always heard that,
uh, if a cop gives you
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his business card and writes
something on the back of it,
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it's kind of like a free pass--
a golden ticket, if you will.
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Word is it can get
you out of anything
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up to and including
a Class B felony.
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(both laughing)
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But that doesn't...
that doesn't exist.
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That's just a myth, right?
Well, you know,
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if you are asking me directly--
which you are--
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then I can neither confirm
nor deny its existence.
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Mm-hmm.
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Anyway, thank you
for having Gabe over.
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Yeah.
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I'm real grateful.
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Oh, hey.
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There-there was a
wink right there.
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Did you have something
in your eye,
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or are you trying
to tell me
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that these golden
tickets actually exist?
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Well, let's just say
that this sleepover
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could be a real opportunity
for you.
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And, uh, would you say
a golden opportunity?
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I can't say.
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But if you could...
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Ron, connect the dots.
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Okay, got it.
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I'm getting a golden ticket.
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I meant in your head.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Joker, great news.
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I'm getting a golden ticket.
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A golden ticket?
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Guys like us
don't get golden tickets.
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I mean, that's for, like,
ambassadors or popes.
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I know. Exactly.
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I'm practically above the law
now, man.
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I'm like a Kennedy cousin.
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Which means that that little
business opportunity
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we may or may not
have discussed earlier
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just got a whole lot less risky.
What's that?
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Joker, think about the thing
we talked about yesterday.
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JOKER:
Uh...
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Having to do with Mexico.
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And Viagra.
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Joker, connect the dots
here, man.
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Oh, I see. Now that Daddy's got
a safety net,
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he's ready to take a risk?
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Daddy would like to eat a nice
steak every once in a while.
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He also wouldn't mind
floorboards in his car.
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Right on.
I'll come by tonight.
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Sweet. Later.
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(voice quavering):
Just remember,
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when the sun gets too hot,
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I fought for you, Earth.
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I may have lost,
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but damn it, I tried.
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(sniffles)
Sorry.
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So unprofessional.
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The global warming stuff
just really sold it.
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Was there too much blood?
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Does it pull the attention
away from my face?
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There can never
be too much blood.
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Hey, guys, I did it.
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I found 50
perfectly circular rocks,
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just like you asked.
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Now can I be in your movie?
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You could, but that would be
a waste of your talents.
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What you'd really be
good at is security.
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Go downstairs and make
sure no one bothers us.
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But this is
an excellent neighborhood.
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Who would bother you?
You!
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Do you have any sevens?
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You already asked that.
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Go fish.
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I feel like you're lying.
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How can we play
if we can't trust each other?
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Come on, Grandpa, you tell all
those Casanovas over at the home
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this weekend is going to be
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"Geriatrics Gone Wild,"
all right?
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Plus, I only take cash.
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Safe?
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You know, the
Mexican FDA is, like,
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ten times stricter than
ours, so you do the math.
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Uh, I'm going to call
you back, okay, Gramp?
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Okay, bye.
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Hi, Mr. Ron.
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Hi.
Want to join us?
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Okay, now, Brandon, on "action,"
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you're going to bring your car
down the street.
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Robby, you're in charge
of alien lasers
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and the explosion.
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And we're rolling.
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And the car is moving.
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And the lasers are pointing.
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And... action!
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Awesome.
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Damn.
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(grunts)
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Cut.
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RON:
You guys,
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what did I say
about including Gabe?
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He's working security.
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Yeah, he seems happy
down there.
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No, he is not happy, all right?
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He is losing to himself
in a game of "Go Fish."
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I-I really
need you guys
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to be friends
for reasons that I...
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can't exactly go into
right this second.
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But Gabe's a dork.
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Well, you know what, so was I.
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I was a dork, and kids like you
made my life miserable.
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Okay, well, we're on
a tight deadline, dork.
All right, that's enough.
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You guys are so spoiled,
it makes me sick.
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I don't care what happened
with you and your father.
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You guys are just a bunch
of rich banker's kids
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with absolutely zero compassion.
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Who cares what you think?
254
00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,166
Yeah, we're not paying you
to lecture us.
255
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,336
We're just paying you
to be our fake dad.
256
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,271
(gasping)
257
00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:03,076
(recording):
Best sleepover ever!
258
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,081
We're screwed.
We are so screwed.
259
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,049
He heard everything.
260
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,251
He knows we're paying you
to be our fake dad.
261
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,186
This is bad.
This is really bad.
262
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,155
Stop saying things twice!
Okay, all right,
everybody just calm down.
263
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,590
We have to
figure this out
264
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:17,891
before Gabe gets out
of the bathroom.
265
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,226
What is the worst-case scenario?
266
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,694
Worst-case scenario?
267
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,663
Gabe tells his dad,
who's a cop.
268
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,598
You go to prison
for child endangerment.
269
00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,066
You're looking
at about ten years,
270
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,001
but you'll probably insist
on representing yourself,
271
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,237
in which case,
you'll get 20.
272
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,172
We'll end up with
creepy foster people
273
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,874
who only have room for us
under the stairs.
274
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,776
I mean, yeah, sure, they'll
let us out once in a while--
275
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,177
when they need a kidney!--
276
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,046
and by the time
they're finished with us,
277
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,848
no amount of crack
will ever help.
278
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,283
Okay.
279
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,285
Who wants to do a silver lining?
280
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,957
What are we going to do?
281
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,793
I'll tell you
what we're going to do.
282
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,897
ALL:
Gabe! Hey!
283
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,232
Oh, sorry we had to give you
such a hard time before.
284
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,001
You made it through
the hazing.
285
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:04,337
You are now an honorary
Gunderson family member. What?
286
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,239
I knew it was something
like that.
287
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,109
What do you want to do
for the rest of the day?
Anything you want.
288
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,811
Sky's the limit.
289
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,646
I want to star in your movie!
290
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,648
You don't have
to decide right now.
291
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,850
Take some time
to think about it.
292
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,286
(knocking at door)
Oh, I'm going to let you boys
figure it out
293
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,754
while Papa Gunderson goes
and attends
294
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,222
to a friend
with really poor timing.
295
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,891
Okay.
Okay.
296
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:24,892
Yeah, Joker.
297
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,394
All right, let's do this quick.
298
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,029
And speak quietly--
I got a cop kid upstairs.
299
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:29,897
You got the stuff?
300
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,732
Yeah, right here.
301
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,100
(bleats)
302
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,268
Wow.
303
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,805
So, Dr. Seuss wasn't
making those things up.
304
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,172
I don't know who that is.
305
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:39,940
I don't have health care.
306
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,875
These are alpacas.
307
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,410
Alpacas.
Yeah.
308
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,078
You don't think
I'm going to swallow
309
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,146
1,400 Mexican man-makers.
310
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,916
Yeah.
Dude, these guys got,
like, three stomachs,
311
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,151
so two of them are just
sitting around doing nothing.
312
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,420
All you gotta do
is wait for Bella
313
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,923
and Edward
to deliver the goods.
314
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,991
Oh, that's it?
Mm-hmm.
315
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,259
That's all? Oh, lucky me.
316
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,728
No, no, no, no.
317
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,062
Extraction should be
included with delivery.
318
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,396
I'm-I'm distribution only.
319
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,198
Look, Ron,
I got a dinner party.
320
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,867
If you want, next time,
321
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,702
I'll sit at home
on my butt while you drive
322
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,037
Viagra-filled alpacas
323
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,806
across the border
in your station wagon, hmm?
324
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,407
Tell Marcy I said hello.
325
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,744
Thank you.
326
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,078
Hi.
327
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:22,149
Now, Gabe, remember,
this is the big standoff.
328
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,483
You know
you're going to die,
329
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,786
but you're going to take
a lot of aliens down with you.
330
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,755
It's going to
be a bloodbath.
331
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:28,421
Here's your gun.
332
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,758
No, no gun, no bloodbath.
333
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,325
What?
I rewrote the scene.
334
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,829
It just felt a little lazy.
335
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,766
Get this-- instead of
blasting away with giant guns,
336
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,233
I'm a tickle ninja.
337
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,902
I appear from the shadows
338
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,336
with my nimble-fingered team
339
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,206
to make everyone giggle
and save the world.
340
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,776
Tickle ninjas, assemble!
341
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,210
ROBBY:
That's it, I'm out.
342
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,212
Take my name off
this piece of crap.
343
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,149
(sighs)
344
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,150
I'm gonna kill him!
345
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,219
I swear,
I'll rip his arms off!
346
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,354
Whoa, whoa, okay,
hold on there, Chucky.
347
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,190
Before you ruin this for
the family, what happened?
348
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,224
Talk to me.
349
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,827
He wants tickle ninjas
in our movie.
350
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,961
Tickle ninjas.
351
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,330
Oh, wow, that is
a stupid idea,
352
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,233
a-almost as stupid
as booger monsters.
353
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,802
That was my idea.
354
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,269
Yeah, I know, and
we all hated it, too.
355
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,805
Then you left the room
and we made fun of you,
356
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,139
just like you're doing
to Gabe right now.
357
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,273
How's that feel?
Yeah,
358
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,175
but nobody understood
the booger monsters.
359
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,877
They weren't made
of boogers,
360
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,213
they could just shoot giant
boogers out of their eyes.
361
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,480
Exactly, so maybe
there's something
362
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,249
you don't understand
about tickle ninjas.
363
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,985
Like what?
Like...
364
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,987
Okay, you're right, that's
a, that's a terrible idea.
365
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,155
The point is,
maybe there's something
366
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,824
you're missing about Gabe,
all right?
367
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,159
Sometimes you have
to sift through the crap
368
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,093
to get to the good stuff.
369
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,063
That's a metaphor for you.
370
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,532
It's all too literal for me.
371
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,503
*
372
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,508
No, everything
did not go well, Joker.
373
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,545
I got alpaca poo
underneath my fingernails.
374
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,147
Yeah, well,
Bella came through like a champ,
375
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,215
but Edward had a little
breakdown on the colon highway.
376
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,217
Bunch of balloons broke
between stomach two and three,
377
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,187
and now we lost a chunk
of our little blue moneymakers.
378
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,856
I don't know
how it affected him.
379
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,090
I'm not going to check
under the hood.
380
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,959
He seems fine.
381
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,161
(alpaca moaning)
No, I locked Bella in the shed
to make sure.
382
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,229
(doorbell rings)
Hang on a sec.
383
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,566
Oh, my God,
I got to go, I got to go.
384
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:23,236
Uh, just one sec!
385
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,571
I'll be there in one second!
386
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,506
Hang on!
387
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,375
Come here, you little smurfs.
388
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,477
H-Hey, hey, Derek.
389
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,113
Sorry about the wait,
had to stash my drugs.
390
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,249
(both laugh)
391
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,550
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
got a warrant?
392
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,520
(both laugh)
393
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,554
How's Gabe?
394
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,190
Oh, he's good,
good, good.
395
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,324
This was a big night
for him.
396
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,293
Yeah, well, I got to tell you,
you got a great kid there.
397
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,028
He's welcome anytime.
398
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,297
In fact, if you say the word,
I'll just drop everything
399
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,364
and speed right over
there to get him.
400
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,901
Well, I could really speed
if I didn't have to worry
401
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,235
about being hassled
by local cops
402
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,403
who don't know how
much I love your son.
403
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,370
(laughs)
404
00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,140
But seriously, I did
throw out my library card,
405
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,042
cleared a little space
in my wallet right there.
406
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,143
Know what?
407
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,379
I don't have any business
cards on me, but definitely,
408
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,381
the next time our boys get
together, I will hook you up.
409
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,883
Right, okay,
but it doesn't,
410
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,451
it doesn't have to be on
a business card, right?
411
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,120
I mean, I got a house
412
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,088
full of p-paper products.
413
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,957
Or a library card.
414
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,358
I think next time
would be better.
415
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,626
You know, maybe
we can get 'em together
416
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,928
for, like,
a whole weekend thing.
417
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,262
Wow.
418
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,397
You really make a guy
work for it, huh?
Well, it is
419
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,299
a golden ticket.
Mmm.
420
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,634
If... it exists.
421
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,203
Right. If it exists.
422
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,939
Where's Gabe?
Which it does.
What?
423
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,340
Now, Gabe, remember,
you've found
424
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,977
the one thing aliens fear:
moist darkness.
425
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,478
You're leading
the last of humanity
426
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,280
into the safety
of the country's extensive
427
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,381
storm drain system,
428
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,516
where, um,
you're going to build
429
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,253
an underground city out of
refuse and recyclables.
430
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,454
And action.
431
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,022
Come on, people of Earth.
432
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:52,059
Our last hope resides
in the safety of the underworld.
433
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,360
Follow me if you want to live.
434
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,995
He's good.
435
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,563
I will not forget you, Rebecca.
436
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,198
Who's Rebecca?
437
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,300
He added a love interest
to round out the character.
438
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,035
I don't hate it.
439
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:05,472
And I will not rest until every
last alien has been destroyed.
440
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,306
(splash)
441
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,341
Oops! I dropped Schneider!
442
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,542
GABE:
He's floating away!
443
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,678
Gabe, forget the bear,
come back.
444
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,180
No, Schneider just ate.
445
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,147
He shouldn't be swimming.
446
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,018
Shouldn't they be
back by now?
447
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,087
Yeah, yeah, I think they're
just probably caught up
448
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:20,753
in making their
little film.
449
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,090
You know, young
filmmakers.
450
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,291
(loud bang, Ron
clears throat)
451
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,959
What the hell was that?
452
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,160
Could you be
more specific?
453
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,028
(banging continues)
454
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,229
Oh, oh, that.
455
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,232
That is a super-horny alpaca,
slamming itself into my shed.
456
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,201
Rugelach?
457
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,406
(banging loudly)
Wow.
458
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,242
He is really going
after that shed.
459
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,111
Anything we can
do to help him?
460
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,412
Nothing I'm willing to do.
461
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,479
H-How did you
get into...?
462
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,248
You know,
I got to tell you,
463
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,682
I love my work,
I love my boys,
464
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,085
but I really don't feel like
my life had much meaning
465
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,586
before I found a way
to make a difference
466
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,288
rescuing
sexually-addicted alpacas.
467
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,556
(banging continues)
468
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,225
There's an issue
even Bono won't sing about.
469
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,327
(banging continues)
470
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,332
(alpaca moaning)
471
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,666
(sighs)
472
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,602
Lost in a storm drain?
W-What?
473
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,205
When I asked you guys
to take care of him, I
didn't mean Mafia-style.
474
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,374
How am I going to explain
this to the guy downstairs
475
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,543
with, like, three
guns and a Taser?
476
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,378
Don't stress.
Gabe will be fine.
477
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,679
The storm drain
probably empties out
478
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,548
into a beautiful lake
somewhere.
479
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,251
Oh, yeah, totally, with
ponies and rainbows, yeah.
480
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,319
We have to find him; this is
Gabe we're talking about.
481
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,155
He gets scared
putting on a hoodie.
482
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,622
Wow, it does have a heart.
483
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,224
I just wish
you'd grown it
484
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,460
before you lost a cop
kid down the sewer.
485
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,428
Hey, I found the storm
drain schematics.
486
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,630
We can intercept Gabe
at Cuesta Verde Estates.
487
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,066
Ron, you stay here
and stall his father.
488
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:39,799
Let's move it.
489
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,767
Whoa, whoa,
hold up there,
490
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,169
Tom Cruise.
491
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,437
Where did you find
a storm drain schematic?
492
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,173
There's more than just
porn on the Internet.
493
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,608
That's not true, is it?
494
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,181
This footage will be awesome
for our big chase scene.
495
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,187
And that...
496
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:04,157
is the slowest way to make
an Austrian Linzer torte.
497
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,193
Okay, let's move
on to soufflés.
498
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,095
I'm getting a call about
some kids who are messing
499
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,163
with a storm drain
over at Cuesta Verde Estates.
500
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,364
I'll come back
for Gabe, okay?
501
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,233
Uh, hold on, hold on, uh...
502
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,603
Hol-- I know
a mind-blowing shortcut
503
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,837
to get to the
Cuesta Verde, okay?
504
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,406
or the CV--
505
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,707
that's what we called it
back in high school.
506
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,109
This is impossible.
507
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,176
We're never gonna find him.
508
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,344
Maybe he doesn't
want to be found.
509
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,478
Which would be great
510
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,613
because it would
solve the whole
511
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,148
Gabe-knowing-about-
our-fake-dad thing.
512
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,383
(singing echoes distantly)
Wait, shh,
513
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,551
I think I hear
something.
514
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,586
GABE:
* I'm all right
515
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,157
* I'm okay
516
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,193
* Everybody loves me
517
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,662
* Every day.
518
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,831
Gabe, Gabe, it's me!
519
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,133
God?
520
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,100
No, it's Gary.
521
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,401
Where are you?
522
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,403
I don't know, I-I'm in
523
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:55,108
a happy place,
a-a dark, scary, happy place.
524
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,309
Okay, well, stay there.
525
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,844
We're coming
to get you.
(groans)
526
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,414
No, Gary...
527
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,617
,,,this is my playdate.
528
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,857
Water bugs.
529
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,726
Why did it have
to be water bugs?
530
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,666
We can't reach you.
531
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,700
(grunting)
532
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:21,901
GARY:
Stay there.
533
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,503
We'll be back.
534
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,406
(sighs)
535
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,775
I always knew
I would die with you.
536
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,578
Dispatch, I am bottomed out
on a dead-end dirt road
537
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,313
that does not appear on any map.
538
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,782
A friend gave me
a bogus shortcut,
539
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,385
but he is going to feel
real bad about it.
540
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,719
I'm sorry, Gabe.
541
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,788
We just wanted you
to have a good time.
542
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,691
That's nice.
No, we were
only being nice
543
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,858
because you
heard our secret
544
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,860
about paying Ron
to be our fake dad
545
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,530
and we didn't want
you to tell your dad.
546
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,400
Oh.
547
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:59,206
Okay... now I'm going
to tell you something.
548
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,742
You've only met
one of my dads.
549
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,677
What do you mean?
550
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:07,847
Connect the dots.
551
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,318
Oh.
552
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,487
Yeah, well,
553
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,624
now you know my dad's secret
and I know yours.
554
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,958
(thudding)
555
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,695
(grunting)
556
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,397
Howdy, boys.
557
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,432
The cavalry's here.
558
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,701
(Ron groans)
559
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,403
Gabe, you smell
terrible.
560
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,538
Shortcut, huh?
561
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,839
Derek.
562
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,441
You see this, Ron?
563
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,243
What? What's that?
564
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,878
That's your golden ticket.
565
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,447
No!
566
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,518
If you ever so much as step
outside of a crosswalk,
567
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,586
I'm going to be there.
568
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,987
If you have a
broken taillight,
569
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,955
I'm going
to be there.
570
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,292
Even if you do nothing,
I'm going to be there.
571
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,360
ROBBY:
You walked around
572
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:56,429
in the dark
with rats and snakes
573
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:56,963
and spiderwebs.
574
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,365
That's so cool.
575
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,866
We should go
down there again.
576
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,801
But, next time,
we'll take a ladder.
577
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,403
Really? You want
to hang out again?
578
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,404
Why not?
579
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,605
Awesome!
580
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,607
So we could do the
storm drain again
581
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,276
or you could come
to my house.
582
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,378
I have a huge dress-up trunk.
583
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,814
Okay, we're not gonna do that,
but I'll come over.
584
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,416
Deal.
Gabe,
585
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,517
come on, bud.
586
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,486
Bye.
587
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,289
If you so much as spit
on the sidewalk...
588
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,624
Yeah, yeah-yeah,
you'll be there, I get it.
589
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,892
Keep in touch.
590
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,962
Oh, bother.
591
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,465
Robby.
592
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,534
I owe you an apology.
593
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,802
I had you all wrong.
594
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:36,703
You are not like one
595
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,505
of those kids
that I hated.
596
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,307
You're like one of
those kids that I liked
597
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,309
but didn't like me.
598
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,343
I'm very proud of you.
599
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,744
Thanks.
600
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,314
You got it.
601
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,449
Booger monster.
602
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,850
(both blow raspberries)
603
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,359
(sputtering)
604
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,893
Oh, boy.
605
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,496
(grunts)
606
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,366
Oh.
607
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,501
What do you say there,
Schneider?
608
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,337
Best sleepover ever?
609
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,604
GABE:
Dear Mr. Ron,
610
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,674
thank you for the greatest
sleepover of my life.
611
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,644
As a token of my appreciation,
the following is a list
612
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,513
of every speed trap
in the greater Tucson area:
613
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,949
Number one: Josina at Matadero.
614
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,718
Number two:
Montevallo at Pine Ridge.
615
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:29,356
Number three: Glenn, between
Cortez and Geronimo.
616
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,757
Number four: the first...
617
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,759
(alpaca moans)
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