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- Previously on "All Stars"...

- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you need to improv your way
through

the new Ru crime series,

Forensic Queens.

Whoa.

- I don't understand why, like,

you should get
your first choice.

Like, how come I don't
get my first choice?

- I don't like the
passive aggressiveness.

And you have a lot of that.

- Kandy's unwillingness
to budge.

It's just really immature.

My God,
I can't with the dramatics.

Like, we're gonna cry because
we don't get to what we wanted?

Come on.

Girl, it's like
emotional blackmail.

- It's another acting challenge.

- I just cannot have
another bad week.

- What do you mean?

- I want to go home.

- This is such emergency.

- You have emotions.

Yeah, I'm feeling
some kind of way.

But I'm going to do this thing
because I'm a professional.

- She is a little...
- To me, you know what I mean?

She can serve.

And that ain't eloquent to me.

Want some?

- I'm a bitch still.
Yes.

But I have become
a bigger bitch.

And that's real growth.

- Originally,
I am from Brooklyn.

Flatbush to be exact.

Because after a night with me,
every bush was flattened.

- Kahanna Montrese.

- Your character was
having a bit of a struggle

in the beginning, Kahanna.

It was almost like
you were unsure of yourself.

- Alexis Michelle.

- You had a character.

I needed it for it to take off.

And it just didn't.

- Kahanna Montrese.
Alexis Michelle.

Sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom
All Stars of the week.

LaLa Ri,

congratulations, you are
the top All Star of the week.

- It's time to present
this week's Lip Sync Assassin.

- LaLa Ri, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Period, bitch.
Period.

- Thank you.

- Which queen have you
chosen to get the chop?

It's Kahanna.

- Kahanna Montrese,
you're leaving us tonight.

But the fame games
have just begun.

Now, sashay away.

- Bitch, I'm rich.

I got a lot of money!

My God.

- Ooh!

I ain't gotta eat
bologna sandwiches no more.

- Goodness.
- Whoo!

- Yes, LaLa.

- Bitch, I finally
freaking won a challenge.

A Maxi challenge on
"RuPaul's Drag Race."

Girl, I'm on a roll tonight.

Bitch, I done won the challenge.

I looked good on the runway.

I beat George at
the lip sync event.

Whoo!

I adore all of you.

This has changed me forever.

Love, Kahanna.

- We love you, Kahanna.
- Yes, Kahanna.

- The beauty, the body, honey.

The showgirl that she is, honey.

My heart is still on the stage

because I did not want to send
my sister home.

But I knew the right thing was
to definitely keep you here,

and my sister had been in
about 50 times.

- I just want to say
I am grateful

for the rest of my life.
I will never forget this.

I know that that was
not easy for you to do

and God bless you.

Thank you so much.

- You better clean that up.

- They got a maid.
And I can afford a maid.

- It's sad to see Kahanna go,

but it was so great
to see her walk away.

That beautiful, juicy booty.

- Y'all sit like men.

- Truly...
- That's cause I am a man.

- Sit like a lady like this.

- But listen...

- It feels correct.

- Yeah.

- Let me pass the crown
to the winner.

The winner.

- Watch this crown.

- Here, wait, take the scepter.
Take the scepter.

- I just want... let me sit up
and do this right.

Yes. Do a speech.

- I want to thank my mom and M,

my cousin JoJo...
- Yeah.

- His girlfriend Selicia,
her boyfriend Tony and them.

- Your auntie, too.

I can't forget my auntie.

Bitch, I'm going to buy you
some Newports when I get home.

- I think it's time for me
to interrogate this boss.

- Yeah.
- Word.

No, I've got the Kahanna curse.

I can't open the box.

All right, here we go.

One for Kahanna.

One for me.

Two for Kahanna.

Three for Kahanna.

And four for Kahanna.

Thanks, ladies.

- Well, before you thank us,
Kahanna voted for herself.

That vote's actually from me.

- Really?
- No, I'm fucking with you.

You're amazing.

Right quick.

- Yeah, you drag like that.

- I feel like the luckiest
bitch in the world right now.

You know, I appreciate
everyone's consideration.

- Yeah.

- I was shaking
in my boots tonight.

Because I know a lot of these
girls are close with Kahanna.

And even though it was
Kahanna's fourth time

in the bottom, I didn't know if
they would put that friendship

aside and vote fairly.

Though this is
more than a relief.

This is a reminder
that these girls

respect what I'm doing here.

And they think I deserve
to be in this competition.

- All right,
play me like a bongo.

- Bitch, this is top five.

And not only am I part
of the top five, bitch,

I have a win.

But I'm not complacent.

And this win is going to
push me to go even harder.

May the best bitch win.

I understand when
the girls get one win,

you just hungry for more,
and that's how I feel.

I'm just so hungry for more.

Damn, I can't get out of this.

Hold on.

I got it.

- I just got to keep
on pushing, pushing, pushing,

pushing, pushing.

- Yes!

Alexis, you can win this.

- I ain't got no room
to get comfortable at all.

- Mama.

- Baby, I'm excited.
Bitch, what's next?

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

I don't know if these hoes
are ready for a LaLa Ri series,

but I'ma give it to them
anyways.

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

received a one year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra special guest judge
Brandon Boyd.

- All right, all right,

all right, all right, all right,

all right, all right.

- These bitches are rude.

- Yeah.

- These bitches are rude,
I tell you!

- Baby!

- What is happening over there?

- You hungry, mama?

- Give me one, I'm hungry.

- Give me one.

- It's a new day
in the work room.

And guess what, bitches?
I'm full of baloney.

Mama, you hungry?

You guys hungry?
- Eww.

You hungry, mama?

- You have trouble with that?

- You're being a bitch.

- Feed me, Seymour!

Feed me!

- Eww, that smells so gross.

- Kandy, you're lying.

On tour, you're always asking
for a slice of my bologna.

- Jimbo and his
nasty ass bologna.

This bologna is so horrible.

Like, girl, why would you
bring it in here?

Like, I've eaten bologna
all my life.

But my bologna never
smelled like this before.

Maybe if she fried it up, put a
little mustard, little cheese,

a little mayo on it,
it'll be all right.

Little white bread.

- We have this
big quiet workroom

and you had to go stink it up.

- It is quiet in here.
- Quiet.

Where'd everybody go?

Hello!

Hello? Hello? Hello?

- I'm telling y'all, this smell
of the bologna is throwing me.

I am gagging over here.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- He has arrived.

- There's Ru.

- Ladykins,
if you want to be a winner,

you need to look like a winner.

So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

starting from scratch,

you need to create
an original outfit

worthy of
the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

- Wow, nice trunks.

- I see names.

- I see more than names.

- All Stars, each of these boxes

is full of drag droppings
inspired by

a different All Star winner.

That includes
Kylie Sonique Love,

Shea Couleé,

Trinity the Tuck,

Monét X Change,

and Trixie Mattel.

Your mission is
to transform these materials

into your own signature look
that screams,

I'm a winner, baby.

- #AllStars8.

Now, LaLa Ri.

Because you were the top
All Star last week,

you get to assign the boxes.

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

My, girl.

Girl.

Girl, it's good to be on top.

Since I was the lovely winner
of last week's challenge,

I get to choose first.

And I also get to choose
which of these bitches

going to get wet, OK?

Don't look at me
like that, Kandy.

So for myself,

I am going to choose

my personal favorite
fashion icon,

Shea Couleé of course.

Shea Cou-lady.

- That's a good choice.
- Yes.

- Of course, my eyes
just automatically

go to Shea Couleé.

She's a chocolate girl
such as I.

So I already know, like,
she's going to have colors

that go well with my skin tone.

Yes, God.

So for Alexis, my darling,

I want to see you naked, honey.

So I think I'm going to give
you Miss Trinity the Tuck.

Body-ody-ody.

Jessica.

- I'm feeling spicy with you.

So I'm going to give you
Kylie Sonique Love.

My God.

- Two naked bitches.

- Kandy Muse.

Honey, you know
I just got to give you

your New York sister, honey.

I got to give you
Monét X Change.

And Jimbo, a character
for a character, honey.

You get Trixie Mattel.

- Yes!
I love Trixie.

It's perfect.

- Well, get your things
and let's go to work.

- All right, bitch.
- Yes.

My God.

These are some heavy boxes.

- Trinity, why are you so heavy?

- OK.

- This week we have to
design a stunning outfit

using materials inspired
by past All Stars winners.

- Let's see what we got.

Work.

- All of us know that
the pressure is on

because this is the top five.

And if you want to stay
in the competition,

you have to turn the party
on this runway.

Look at this.

- I love this fabric.

My God.

Yes!

- Wow, Alexis, you thought
you liked a pearl necklace.

Look at this.

- Is everybody pleased
with their options

that I chose for them?

- This is the best box ever.

Thank you so much.

- It's gorge.

- So you guys just remember
that in the future, OK?

OK, work.

There is some really
good shit in here.

Some patent leather black,
some patent leather red,

a lot of sequin,
a lot of jewels.

Y'all giving me
these damn sponges.

And these are wet.

Who used these?

And based on the
supermarket challenge,

if I can make something
out of fucking tinfoil,

I can make something
out of fabric.

However, these sponges are
going nowhere near my outfit.

- I'm going through
these materials

and there's a lot of sparkle,
a lot of flash,

and this color palette is giving

a lot of Stanky the Starfish.

- My name is
Stanky the Starfish,

the Royal Redneck Counselor.

- I have yellow tulle.

Girl.

Sonique.
- Queen down.

- Sonique, I'm so sorry.

Bitch.

LaLa.

Look at that, honey.

My God, Jessica.

- I have a lot of...

- Whoa, this is beautiful.

- See through fabric.

My box is very special because

it's my season two sister,
Kylie Sonique.

And she's full of
gorgeous fabric.

But all of them are
see through because she loved

to show her
amazing beautiful body.

- I love that.

- It's, like,
see through completely.

So I'm concerned what
I'm going to do for Jessica

because this is very
Kylie Sonique.

But at least I have
the same breast size and...

It's a joke.

- Yeah, we're not trying to
look like these people, right?

- No, definitely not.

It's really just taking their

sort of inspiration
and color palette

and making it all about you.

- Right.

In Trixie's box, I have
vintage inspired fabrics,

some shiny PVC,
some sparkly velvet.

That's pretty.

- Isn't this beautiful?
- Love that.

- I am like a kid in a candy
store with all these fabrics.

Big coat drama.

There are so many amazing things

I can do with this stuff.

But unfortunately,

I have a really hard time
with time management.

Do you know what
you want to do yet?

I'm a procrastinator.

Wow, look at this.

I like this.

I love chatting.

I love fucking around.

Look at this.

- Right?
- My God, look at this.

Ooh.

Look, pretty fabric.

Wow, sparkly things.

This would be amazing
as a headpiece.

- I'm not a hair piece
kind of girl.

- You don't know
what to do with this.

Let me have it.

This looks expensive.

Everyone has so much
good stuff to work with.

Will that help me
with my challenge?

No.

Will I try to steal
some of this stuff

when they're not looking?

Yeah.

Wait, what are you doing
for your dress?

- I haven't even
thought about it.

I need to get to work.

God. I need to take a nap.

All this excitement.

- So how you feel
checking on your boxes?

- I like it.

It's not unconventional
material this time, child.

So I'm not trying to
figure out what I'm going

to do with a pot and a pan.

- Right, right, right.

What do you think
you're going to make?

- I wanted to do a gown with,
like, the stone trimming.

- Those stones will
be breaking needles.

- Breaking needles. Right.

I am so in love
with these fabrics.

It's made me think about the
drag that I grew up with.

Old school Atlanta
Southern drag,

where they wear these
sickening gowns.

Just these dramatic
sleeves and stuff.

And I know that it's the past.

But everything at this point

has to be perfect
because this is top five,

and there's no room
for itty bitty errors.

There's no room at all.

None.

Capito.

I don't know
what language that was,

but hey, it sounded good.

- You're a designer.
You like to design stuff, right?

- This is my favorite thing
to do.

Like, preparing
for these competitions,

my favorite part
is drawing the looks

and then sourcing the materials.

I am going to roll the dice

and make an avant-garde fantasy.

So the idea is a bodysuit.

Because this fabric
is see through,

I'm going to put it
all over my whole body

and decorate my facekini
with the shit in my box.

I am covering up this beautiful
face to deliver a facekini.

Ambitious?
Yes.

Crazy? Always.

- You've never looked
more beautiful.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- So far, Jimbo has killed
the performance challenges.

But bitch can turn some looks.

So you can't sleep
on Jimbo this week.

That said,
can she focus long enough

to create something overnight?

We'll see how that goes.

- You know,
on my ball on season nine...

- Yeah.

- I didn't go big enough.

- And what happened?

- I got eliminated.

So I really want to push.

I want to give drama.

I want this silhouette
to have an impact.

Over the years,
I've been working on

my patterning and sewing.

And I'm glad I did because
I was in the bottom last week.

And I need to pull out
all the stops.

- Yours is going to
be beautiful, Alexis.

Because you know how to sew.
- I know how to sew.

I can tell, like, we're going
in different directions.

You're definitely going
high fashion.

- Yeah, I'm going high fashion
with a campy twist.

- And I'm going drag.

- You're going drag.

- Drag, honey.

At this point in the game,
I'm the only girl

still in this competition
without a win.

And that gives these girls
an easy reason to send me home.

- What do you think, Kandy?

I think
I need to still figure out

how to cut these
fucking patterns out, honey.

When it comes down
to designing and sewing,

it's obviously a bit
intimidating when other girls...

This is their forte,
they love to do this.

I had this idea of just like...

- A gown with like red gloves.

- Like these red gloves.

We already know Alexis can
thrive in a design challenge.

Jessica won the ball.

She know what she's doing.

And Jimbo is a fucking
professional costume designer.

I never sewed a glove before.

So I might have to be
a hugging glove.

- So I need to make
something fierce

because I know these girls
are going to storm the stage.

- It's a wedding.

Wrap me up like a mummy.

- I'd like to see you
wearing that and just that.

- Yeah.

- Elegance, honey.

- Hi, queens.

- It's Raven.
- Raven.

- Huggies.

My God.

- And Shannel.

- My God, Shannel.
- Shannel.

- Hello.
- Ru asked us to come by

and share some of our
fast fashion knowledge.

- And who knows better than
the two of us about winning?

Don't answer that.

- Wow, they look beautiful.
- Stunning.

- Paging Jessica Wild.

- Paging Jessica Wild.

Shannel and Raven are here

and it's like a family reunion.

Raven is my season two sister.

And Shannel is from season one.

Baby, this is royalty.

Drag Race legends.

- Look where you are?
- Look at you.

- I'm here.
- Yes.

- After so many years.

- But you're not just here.
You're doing very well.

And you've won a ball.
- I won a challenge.

- Which was a design challenge.

- Yes.
- Speaking of that,

what do you have in your box?

- These two have a combination.

And that's what I thought,
like...

- Yeah, they go well together.

- This is what I'm thinking
I'm going to do.

- This gives me samba.

It's what you do and it works
really well for you.

So I guess the question then is,

do you play it safe
and do what you know,

or do you say, hey,

I'm stepping out of my box

and I'm going to give you
something unexpected?

- I prefer to walk the runway
feeling great with myself

than try something that I know
maybe is not going to work

and feeling down.

- When I look at this,
you get that sort of

serpent sort of look to it.

Maybe you could kind of
create that sort of...

You know, like a reptilian
sort of cover up,

serpent-like, that kind of
wraps down and around the body.

- She wants you
to make something for her.

- I would have never said that,
but I'm on that page.

- Love you.
- I love you.

- Bye.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you feeling
after last week?

You were in the bottom.
No one voted for you.

- Yes, when I, you know,
saw how everybody voted,

both LaLa and the group,
I felt very supported and seen

for what I've been doing here.

- Why do you think
that they saved you?

- You know, people acknowledge,

like, I've been doing
really well.

- That would have made me
send you home.

I was just going to say...
- No, I...

- 'Cause the girls could
have been shady about it.

- If I were playing this game,

I would be like, no,
this bitch has been doing well.

- Get rid of her.
- She just failed.

She's got to go.

- Now with this week being
the design challenge...

- Yes.
- I see...

There's already
a big smile there.

You must be excited
because you do sew.

- I do. I'm super excited.
It's going to be very me.

I have a history in pageantry
too, just like Trinity.

- You give me that
vintage flair.

I mean, you could see
Marlene Dietrich, Bette Davis,

Jean Harlow
wearing something like that.

It's stunning.

- I'm going to try
not to play this safe.

I do want to push this.

- Yeah, after coming off
of a bottom.

- A low moment, yeah.

- That's when you want
to hit a little harder.

- Yeah, I'm ready for that.

- So you got Monét X Change.

I can only imagine this
being a box full of sponges.

- There's the sponge,
of course, you know.

There was this
red patent leather.

And there was this
black like texture.

- Ooh, love that.
Love that.

- I automatically go
to this like superhero,

really slimming,
down-to-the-floor moment.

And then, add the red
like pattern of the glove.

- And you have enough
fabrics in this box in case

there's a mess up?

- Yes, so I made sure
that the dress

is long enough
so that it hits the floor

where there's a slit.

But that there's also
fabric enough

so that if that dress fucks up,

I can go back
and make something quick.

- Yeah.
- Right, right.

- So of the girls
then that are left,

who do you feel is your
strongest competitor?

My God.

You know, right now Jimbo has
three wins under her belt.

And she's running
laps around us.

And I'm trying to
catch up to her.

But we're eight weeks in now,
and I've won the Rusical.

I haven't hit the
bottom just yet.

So I feel really good.

- And I love that you
truly live for yourself.

- I do.
I really do.

- You do.
You live for yourself.

I appreciate that.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, Kandy.
- Muah.

- LaLa Ri.

Come visit with us, beautiful.

Is there junk in that trunk?

Yes.

Hello, fashion icon.
- Hello.

- So last week, you won.

- I did.
- You did.

Condragulations.

- Thank you guys.

- So then, you obviously
have got to keep the momentum

going this week then.
- Yeah.

- Let's see what's in the box.

Let's see what's happening.

- This is actually my
favorite right here.

- That's pretty.
- Ooh.

- Really pretty.

- This sequin moment here.

Do you already know
what you're creating?

- I want to do a gown.

- Gown.

- Yes, I kind of want
do a puff sleeve.

I want the gown to have drama.

I want big sleeves
and I want slits

and I want collars and
all kinds of patterns

and all this stuff.

- And you've done that before?
- No, I haven't.

- No.

- I've never sewn a
gown a day in my life.

So that's going to be
a challenge for me.

- Obviously, we know
with the LaLa Ri experience,

it's all about the positive
energy and the good vibes.

But there has to be
a shadier side in there.

I mean, there has to be
some competition for you.

I mean...
- That bitch Jimbo got to go.

She gotta go.

She gotta go.

- I love Jimbo.

I'm like one of
her biggest fans.

But she is definitely
my strongest competition.

- But you're going to fight.
- Amen to that.

- Do you have what it
takes to win the crown?

- Definitely.
- 100%.

- 1,000.
- In there like swimwear?

- In there like swimwear
with all gone?

- I mean, slay it.
Let them have it.

- Thank you both.

- You got Trixie Mattel in hand.

- I do, I'm full of tricks.

- We are excited to see
Jimbo Mattel.

- Jimbo Mattel.
- Jimbo Mattel.

- That has a nice ring to it.

- It's good to see you.
- Nice to see you again.

Thank you for kicking my ass
on the main stage.

- You've been winning
a lot of challenges.

- Yeah, three so far.

- Why do you think
you've already won three?

- It was some acting challenges.

I love acting.

I love improv.

- So you're a theater girl.

- Yeah, usually on the
back end of the theater,

like doing the
production design.

- So do you do costumes?

- Making costumes.
- Yeah.

- So are you going into this
design challenge thinking,

pshh, I got it?
- Never.

I know in this
competition any time

you think it's in the bag,
it's in someone else's bag.

But I don't want
to land in the bottom

and give the girls the
opportunity to send me home.

- Because you know
the second you do...

- Having won the most
amount of challenges...

- They're waiting.

- Yeah, they're
waiting for you to trip

on one of those pearls.

- It's crazy having
these girls at your heels

and these targets on your back.

I just need to keep it together

and nail this challenge.

I can't fuck this up.

- Good luck to you.
- Thank you both.

- Thank you.

- Come on, Trixie, let's go.

- Miss Kandy, why your titties
been out all day, girl?

- Cause I've been
having to get in and out

of my costume all day.

So I got my pads on,
my titties out.

- Kandy, whenever you
hook up with guys,

do they ever slap
your titties around?

- They love.

- Girl, I got to
finish my dress.

Leave me alone.

My God!

- You were about to answer
and it was a yes.

You said the boys
love the titties.

- We've been going at it
for hours now.

Patterning, cutting, sewing.

And I think we're all
feeling a little bit

kooky and sort of punch drunk.

- Girl!
- Ooh.

- Hi, Miss Facekini.

- Hey, how are you?
- Good.

How are you?
How was your walk through?

- It was really good.

We talked about the competition.

They said if I land in
the bottom this week,

there's a good chance
that I might

be sent home with the girls.

- Why?

- Just for the sake of
getting rid of competition.

- You know, if by some chance
I was in that position

and you were in that position,
that's not how I would roll.

- Thank you, I appreciate that.

And I'll do the same for you.

I'm like, how do you be a
front runner and not a target

at the same time?

I have no idea.

And I'm not sure I can really
trust any of these bitches.

So at the end of the day,

I have to do whatever it takes
to stay out of the bottom

because I do not want these
girls to have the chance

to pull my lipstick.

- I'm Trinity the Tuck.

Yeah, you are.

- With a very fat puss.

She does have the fiercest tuck
in the business, you know.

She's kind of known for it.

- So when you tuck
so many times,

does it become
battered and bruised

and broken, twisted,
and cranked,

wrinkled and forgotten?

- I do tuck, I just don't
do it the traditional way.

I just use a tight
pair of underwear

instead of using all that
tape and glue and ass shaving

that they like to do.

- Not forgotten.

- I don't know about y'all,
but I'm personally looking

forward to once this
is actually a dress

and not just flat fabric.

- Right.
- Right.

- Creating this pattern
out of this sequin

is time consuming.

But I'm not going
to cut any corners.

Not only do I have to
put this dress together,

I have to do all the finishes.
I have to hem the sleeves.

I have to finalize the neckline.

I have to put a zipper in.

So you know, no pressure.

- Jessica, what about you?

- I was a little
stressed before.

But now I know where I'm going.

- And where are you going?

- To the bottom.

Designing challenges,
they are my favorite.

- I am very sarcastic right now.

- But Jessica,
I know you were nervous

for the last design challenge
and you won.

- I think we all nervous, right?

Because it's very important
for us, this.

- Yeah.

- I'm about to get
a panic attack because

I want to be in the top.

I need to look good.
This is the top five.

And another girl
is going to go home.

Right now, the hot glue gun
is my best friend.

You are gluing away.

- And you know what
is the funny thing?

That I have Kylie Sonique's box
and I remember

in my season
I was taking forever.

And Sonique told me,
Jessica, you don't have time.

Hot glue that shit.

- What about y'all?

How was y'all experience
during y'all season?

- The first time around,

I didn't think I was as good
as the other queens that I was...

- Yeah.

I remember specifically her
during the fashion show.

And that was the very
first day you looked

at everyone you were like,

I can't compete
with the rest of y'all.

- Yeah.

But once I started working,
the fans will go crazy for me.

And I was like
traveling the world,

like, doing what I love to do.

I realized, bitch,
you are sticking, you know?

You are up there
with these girls.

You're better than Kandy Muse,
you know what I mean?

- Do you always
wear pants that big?

- Not this big.

But I feel like in this,
it has to give...

- Yeah, you need that.

- For this silhouette,
I want to give body-ody-ody.

So I'm trying to pad extra
this week.

Shove my ass in there.

Yeah.

Damn, bitch.

- I know that I am not
a fucking seamstress.

And I'm not going to
sit here and create

this big ass ball gown moment.

I'm going to keep it sleek,
simple, and sexy.

I'm going to feel
confident and comfortable

in what I have to wear.

Damn, bitch.

Sometimes we can
get scissor happy.

And I cut and cut and cut away.

And then, all of a sudden,
I've opened it too much.

My God.

The titties are just way low.

I'm just like,
I'm going to freak out.

I had like all fucked up
the front by mistake.

I didn't realize.

So like this was supposed
to be like this, right?

- Right.
- But more like this.

Now I have to create
a whole new top

to this outfit.

I'd rather have like a strap.
- A strap.

- I'm going to be up all night
working on this shit.

But I got to pull it together
because I don't have a choice.

Why is this happening to me?

- Work, Jimbo.

- You like that sleeve?
- Yes, it's really cool.

Gorge.

- This ensemble is
taking a long time

to pattern out because there are

so many different elements.

I came up with a complicated
design with two pieces,

a fully realized lined cape coat

and bodysuit with facekini,
and I am stressing over here.

I probably shouldn't have
been over there

fingerbanging everyone's
fabric when I should have

been fingerbanging my own.

- How are you?

- I think I've tried to make
too many things with making

a coat and a bodysuit.

- I think everybody's
feeling the time crunch.

- I'm not doing
my makeup tomorrow,

so if I run out of time...

- No makeup at all?

- No.

Do you think I'll be in danger
for doing that?

- I don't know.

- I had decided not to paint
my face under a facekini.

And Kandy thinks that
it is a face no no.

And I think it's a face yes yes.

Because my look is that good.

I'm going to put details on this

to make it look like
I have a face.

Work.

- But also, Ru loves a facekini.

So I'll just say
"I was inspired by you."

- She had lipstick on.

- Well, guess who's going
to have pearl lips tonight?

- OK, cute.

It's definitely a risk for
Jimbo not to wear makeup.

I mean, we have seen some
great queens on this show

rock a facekini.

But they still put
on some makeup.

Michelle's going
to be like, what?

- I don't know what
I'm doing at all.

I don't like the pattern
on that.

I am sewing this sequin fabric,

which is breaking
all of my needles.

And I try it on,

and the pattern does not
look good on my body.

I don't like it at all.

I thought it was going to
be easy to make a gown.

It's not.

- So you're making a new dress?
- Yeah.

- OK, work.

- It's for sale, though,
if you want it anybody?

$5.

$5 dress.

- I might buy that.

- So I have to start
over from scratch.

Ouch.

It's a lot.
It's a lot.

Jesus, they said if I called
on you, you would come on down

and finish sewing this
for me, girl.

I just want you to
guide my fingers, Lord.

Because I want to
have beautiful gowns.

Did you see my prayer?
Amen.

My dress, my old friend.

- Today we are getting ready
to present our original

"You're A Winner, Baby" looks
on the runway.

I'm tired.

- Let's take a nap.

- We've been sewing
and gluing away

and everyone in here
is exhausted.

We are like walking zombies.

But we are pushing through,
baby.

We are pushing through.

- No sleep.

- I kept messing up on my gown.

So I had to sew
three different gowns.

- You're just sewed
three differents?

- Three different gowns.

- So do you have
a gown for Kandy?

- She could use one of them.

I'm itching.
I'm hivey.

I'm itching my hives.
I'm nervous.

I'm nervous. Jesus.

Because this morning I have
a whole different look 'cause

the sequined fabric just
was not working out for me.

So I switched over
to the orange fabric

with the thongs on it,
which is even harder to sew.

But I had to make it work
somehow

and I think I made it work.

- Damn, bitch, you have
a completely different gown.

- Yeah.
- It's very disco diva.

- Yes.

- Have you tried it on?

- Yeah, without my padding.

- You haven't tried it on yet,
bitch?

- I didn't put no zipper
in there.

I just realized that.

How I'm going to put her on?
She got no zipper.

- I will say a lot of you girls
have a lot of like,

sequin and stone and stuff.

And I'm very like
sexy and some boom.

- Yeah.
- It makes me kind of nervous.

- I know yesterday
you was talking

about making some gloves.

Did you ever get a chance
to get those done?

- I made them and it almost
looked like an afterthought.

You know when you
just add things on.

Just like, let's add
a glove and the necklace

and this and that
and this and that.

- It's all about being chic.
- It's about being chic.

And it's about how you style it,
how you sell it.

So I'm really happy.

I'm really proud that
I, like, made this.

Because I made like leotards
and stuff in the past,

but never a gown.

This dress has gone through
nine transformations

since I started it.

I stayed up all night
to rebuild a whole new top.

And I ended up with
the simple, sleek gown.

It fits so nice.

- Let me try it.
- No.

Is it too simple?
Maybe.

Am I going to look beautiful?
Yes.

Will the judges love it?

I don't know.

- You feel good, Jessica?

- I'm feeling good.
- Yeah?

What kind of hair
are you going to wear?

Because like Kylie always
has such beautiful hair.

- What do you mean?
That I'm always wearing ugly?

This fucking bitch.

- No, Jessica, you've worn
my hair a couple of times.

- You're still
sewing away, Jimbo?

- Yes.

I think I tried to do
too much stuff.

I have about 30 things left
to do on this outfit.

And I am really nervous.

I have to make kind of the hood,

attach the hood,

attach the skirt to the jacket,
make a pair of gloves,

a pair of boot covers,
put a closure on the front,

a facing on the front.

Also, decorate the balaclava.

- You know how much time we have
until we get on the runway?

- I don't know how
I'm going to do it.

- I think maybe we should stop
talking to you so you can...

- Yes.
- Work, OK?

- Girl, you know that we
are going to the main stage

like, in less than 30 minutes?

- I'm screwed.

- I think Jimbo is in trouble.

She's been on the top,
like, so many times.

But if she don't
put this together,

maybe this is going to be
her time to be in the bottom.

- I think I made this hood
too small, but whatever.

No time to make a new one.

- I can't move my finger.

I just emptied two cans
of purple spray paint

onto that tool.

- She coming for the win.

- That's it.

I'm looking around the room
at everybody's outfits

and a lot of us turned it out.

So as long and hard
as I worked on this look,

it's really going
to be a matter of

are the judges going to prefer
my sort of pageantry polish?

Or are they going to
favor somebody who

might be more fashion forward?

I'll be honest, though,
it's going to be

a rough lipstick decision
tonight.

I mean, everybody left
in this competition right now

is a total contender
and power player in the game.

Whoever has to make
that decision,

and all of us as the group,
it's going to be hard.

- It's going to be hard
for all of us.

- But it's also what
we signed up for

and we, you know, that's
the reality and how to win.

- Yeah.

- And if you do win tonight,
don't forget about me.

- I won't.
You know I won't.

- Listen, baby.
- I told you I wouldn't.

- I don't know how I'm going
to do in this challenge.

Lord be with me.

But you know what?

I know that Alexis
is going to have my back,

because last week I saved her.

- I am grateful for
the rest of my life.

I will never forget this.

- We going to help
each other out.

Since I help you,
you help me out.

You know, us sisters
stick together.

- I mean, yes, we get like,
smaller and smaller

as the weeks go by.

You know,
personal relationships form,

and you know,
voting is extremely difficult.

I'm a little nervous
about this voting tonight

because you just never know
if one of these girls

is going to be holding
grudges against you

and then using that
to justify their votes.

You know, like last week, me
and Alexis had some tension.

Don't try to trick me
into getting involved.

I don't want it.

My God.

- My God.
- I can't with the dramatics.

And then, on top of that,
I'm not really sure

where I stand in my alliance
with Jimbo.

Patty, why did I hear
you went to Jimbo

and told her that
I'm coming for her?

- Because you did.

- That is wild to me.

What I do know is that I'm not
going to end up at the bottom.

I can't end up in the bottom.

- That's hot, mama.

- Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Michelle Visage.

Now, what's your
signature style?

- I think I'd have to say doggy.

- Yes.
- Good girl.

Good girl.

Well, guess who's
back in a blouse?

It's the hilarious Ross Mathews.

Who are you wearing?

You know,
it's my favorite designer.

It's me.

Ross by Ross.

Available wherever
fine feminine tops are sold.

Count me down for two.

And a big Drag Race welcome

to rock royalty, Brandon Boyd.

Welcome.
- I'm so happy to be here.

My pussy's on fire.

- The pleasure is ours.

And there's an ointment
for that.

This week,
we challenged our queens

to create and design
a look that screams,

I'm a winner, baby.

And tonight on the runway,

they are going
to let us have it.

All Stars, start your engines

and may the best drag queen win.

- Category is,
I'm a winner, baby.

Up first, Kandy Muse.

I think she follows
the pleather principle.

- Baby, I look like an oil
spill walking down the runway.

I'm holding my little sponge
with my oiled up body.

I got my pink hair up do.

And this face,
you can't touch it.

- Well, at least we know

what kind of contraceptives
she's on.

- Mama, I'm everything.

Just eat it up.

- Charge it to my sponge, daddy.

- Up next, Jimbo.

- Whoa.
- Wow.

- Little Pink Riding Hood
in the hood.

- Look at those pearly whites.

- I am risking it all.

I am covering up
this beautiful face

to deliver a facekini.

I'm showing off this beautiful
retro sequined floral print.

I'm feeling avant-garde.

I am feeling like a winner.

And I'm also feeling like
I can't see anything.

I hope these judges are
loving what I'm serving.

- You better wipe that
smile off your face.

- I've heard of
a pearl necklace.

- You never heard
of a pearl smile?

I have.

Who is she?

No, really, who is she?

- It's an itsy bitsy,
teeny weeny,

pink and yellow face print kini.

- LaLa Ri.

Hello, tangerine queen.

- I am serving an
orange creamsicle, honey,

an Orange Crush, however
you want to call it, baby.

I'm sparkling.
I'm feeling glamorous.

I feel like one of them
pageant girls walking down

the runway to win her crown,
honey.

- You know what kind of crush
I have on her?

- What?
- An Orange Crush.

- It says I am a winner, baby.

Girl, I'm feelin' it!

This is good for
the pageant rag, child.

- They call this look
slap her cock.

Because it slaps.

- OK.
- I'm down with the kids.

- Yes.

- LaLa Ri,
now with extra vitamin C.

- Alexis Michelle.

- Ooh. Acai.

- Who the tuck does
she think she is?

Very, very, delicious.

- I am joyfully
walking down this runway.

Baby, this is Hello Dolly.

This is before
the parade passes by.

I am curvy and swervy

in this purple
figure-hugging gown.

- The little girl from Ragnarok.

- You said it right.

I did, yeah.

Look at her purple tulle.

Somebody grab a tulle
and start banging.

- If your tool turns purple,
see your doctor.

Yes.

- Well, that was grape.

- Jessica Wild.

- This dress is really
constricting her.

- Jessica.

- I'm serving you class.

I'm looking elegant.

But at the same time, I'm sexy.

I have a waterfall
of rhinestone.

And RuPaul is smiling.

I think she love it.

I'm feeling on top of the world.

- Touch the skin.

Touch all of the snake skin.

- I'm surprised she's
not wearing a boa.

- And check out that ass.

- Ooh, hey.

You know what we're witnessing?
- What?

- The yassification of Yassica!

Welcome, queens.

Now it's time for
the judges critiques

starting with Kandy Muse.

- Hi.

- You look beautiful.

And I don't think you're
a seamstress, right?

You couldn't tell.

The problem is
it's a little simple.

- I love the cuts.

The slits up to your hip
showing your gorgeous leg.

I love black.
It looks leathery.

Who doesn't love
a leathery black dress?

- I think the fit is
a little off for me, Kandy.

The length is an odd length.
- Yes.

The decal... how do you say...

- Décolletage.
- Yes.

I wish it was just
a little bit lower.

Because that slit is so high

that it would just
balance it off.

But I didn't know
you could sew like this.

- Neither did I.
And you know, funny enough,

the fit was so good yesterday.

But I lost so much weight
since last night.

I grew so tall

through the upper...
Yeah, you know.

- What's your secret?

- Girl, Drag Race.

- You know,
sometimes you deliver

just like Rodney Dangerfield.

Do you know who that is?

- No.

- The Rodney Dangerfield
of drag is a huge compliment.

- I'll take it.

- Up next, I'd know
those boobies anywhere.

It's Jimbo.

- I don't even know
where to begin with this.

Are those prescription pearls?

These are my readers.

- Jimbo, it is so imaginative
and it's so original.

It also happens to be
beautifully executed.

Now, it's also batshit crazy.

But what we've come
to expect from you

is the challenges
through your lens.

I love how you do that.

- Thank you.

- Because nobody else
is making this.

I don't know that
you should have made it.

- It's just really
beautifully constructed.

That jacket, those sleeves,
the back with the V cutout.

I'd like to see your face.

But in my imagination,
you're fully painted under that.

Yeah.

- This is what we've
come to expect from you.

But actually, this exceeded
our expectations from you.

- Thank you.

- I can tell you're
proud of yourself

because you haven't stopped
smiling since you walked out.

Up next, Lala Ri.

- Can I see your nails?

- Yeah, of course.

Those look downright dangerous.

- I love this color on you.

But I think I have a little bit
of an issue with the neck.

I feel like it closes you up
a little bit.

Also the way this cuts
your arm off is a bit extreme.

- And if you're going to have
one sleeve, call me dramatic,

but it should have,
like, a flare going on.

A little something as opposed
to a simple 3/4 length.

- Right, so I'm definitely
still a beginner sewer.

This is my third gown
I actually sewed

because I was messing up
the first two.

- Really?
- Yes.

- I guess you had a lot
of fabric back there.

- Well, actually,
this is why I got one sleeve.

Just to be honest,
I ran out of fabric.

I was trying to make
it work somehow.

- All right, up next,
Alexis Michelle.

- Hi.

- Do you know what
I'd change about this?

Not a mother tucking thing.

From the proportion
to the teeny tiny little belt

to the train
to the detail on the back

of the headpiece, Alexis,
this is what we call a glow up.

This is perfection.

- You look like a beautiful
exploding nebula.

You like a star.

- Alexis, I had no idea that
you could sew like that.

And I love seeing
this side of you

that is so different
to when you were on last time.

- Yes, it's been such a joy

watching you evolve as you have.

- That means everything to me.
Thank you.

- Up next, Jessica Wild.

- Jessica, you're another one
I didn't know that could

throw down like that.

That is so beautiful.

I love this on you.

I love the asymmetry of it.

I love how you tied in
all those rhinestones.

It's just fantastic.

You can tell that you love it
when you wear it.

- I wish the left titty
was a little tighter.

But I love the cascading disco
ball glitter down the front.

It almost looks like
a waterfall of glitter.

- You look expensive.

- What was the
most difficult part

of constructing this dress?

- Everything.

Please no more
sewing challenges.

- Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges critiques,
I've made some decisions.

Alexis Michelle,

condragulations.

You're the top All Star
of the week.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

- Yes.
- Whoo.

- You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.

- Thank you so much.

- Jimbo, Jessica Wild,

you are safe.

- Thank you.

- Kandy Muse, LaLa Ri.

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are the bottom two

All Stars of the week.

You may leave the stage.

- Do I want to be in the bottom?

Absolutely not.

But this is my first time
in the bottom.

And since Alexis is the winner,

hopefully she keeps her word

and she's going to have my back.

- Up until this point,
I haven't even

touched the bottom.

And we're about to go
into the top four

and I'm in the bottom two.

I refuse to go home.

So if my lipstick is pulled,
get security.

Get security because
I'm not leaving the stage.

I'm not going nowhere, bitch.

The other way, ma'am.

- This is the toughest
decision by far

in this competition.

Both of these girls are
doing an amazing job.

And this is their first time
in the bottom.

But I think I have
to make my decision

based on who I want
in the top four.

I love you so much.

Damn.

This is going to be
a really tough one.

Kandy and I came
into this competition

ready to work together
and get to the top.

But I was told weeks ago that
Kandy might be coming for me.

And I don't know
if I could trust her.

At the same time,
let's be honest.

Week after week,
LaLa's star is rising.

So it might be smart
to vote out LaLa Ri.

I don't know.
Where is the lipstick anyways?

I can't see anything.

Ooh, well, there is my name.

You are my sister.
I love you.

But bitch,
I don't want to go nowhere.

I love you.

Jesus.

Help me, church.

Did your mama pick you?

I'm not going to
pick my own self.

Keep hope alive.

Steal this.

Use that later.

Bye.

- I am agonizing
over this decision.

Kandy and Lala have
exactly the same

track record
in this competition.

So I have to go off
of something else.

They're both amazing performers.

They are both beloved
by all of us and by RuPaul.

I told LaLa that I would
never forget how she saved me,

and I never will.

And the strategic
competitive side of me

thinks I should send
Kandy packing.

God.

I guess the only thing
I can do is just go with

what my heart is telling me.

Welcome back.

Alexis Michelle, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

- I'm as jumpy as a virgin
at a prison rodeo.

OK.

I think she's ready.

- It's time to present

this week's lip sync assassin.

She's tall.

Who it is?

- I can't see.

Reveal yourself!

My God.

- What is that?

Shea Couleé?

- Nicky Doll is here,
the host of Drag Race France.

I can't wipe the smile
off my face.

I want to stick up
a baguette up my ass

and say...

How do you say sister in French?

- Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.

- Hi, momma.

- Welcome home.

- Thank you so much.

I just landed to LAX.
Came straight here.

Painted on the plane like the
good crossdresser that I am.

- As long as you weren't
smoking in the bathroom.

Shh.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, Nicky Doll holds
the lipstick of the queen

that the group has chosen
to send home.

If Nicky wins,

the queen on her lipstick
gets the chop.

Alexis, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn the power

to give one
of the bottom queens the chop.

Time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Legacy!

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

- Bitch,
$10,000 calls for a split.

Good thing I can.

Are you ready, boots?

Start walking.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Alexis Michelle,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

- You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.

Nicky Doll,

merci beaucoup, mon chéri.

- Merci.
- Thank you for joining us.

You may step to the back
of the stage.

- Thank you.

- Now, will the bottom queens
please step forward.

Kandy Muse, LaLa Ri.

Whoever gets the chop tonight

will be immediately entered
into the online Fame Games.

Alexis, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

- This decision

feels more impossible than ever

at this stage
of this competition.

And when I say that this
feels like the hardest decision

I've ever had to make,
I'm not joking, bitch.

And that's why unfortunately

the queen
I'm sending home tonight...

Is LaLa.

- As it is written,
so it shall be done.

LaLa Ri, you are

and will always be an All Star.

You're leaving us tonight,

but the Fame Games
have just begun.

Now, sashay away.

- In this moment,
I feel like I won,

because I've had the best time
of my life.

I want to thank you again
for changing my life.

Thank you all.

Bitch!

Yeah, girl.

You sure?

- I love you so much.

I'm so sorry.
I love you.

I love you too.

- I really wish
I would have sent her ass home

when I had the chance to.

But other than that,
I don't have no regrets.

Of course, the ultimate goal
was to get the crown,

the scepter, and the coin.

But you know what?

I had one hell of an
improvement from season 13.

And you know what?
I am so proud of myself.

Well, I guess I'm going to sell

bootleg DVDs
in the parking lot, $5.

Bye.

- Love you, mama.

- And I still got
a chance to win

the Fame Game.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how the hell you going
to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

- I thought you told LaLa you
weren't going to send her home.

I can't trust you.

- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we are roasting Carson Kressley.

- It's an honor for me
to be at this amazing

Carson Kressley roast

because he literally
looks like a roasted chicken.

- Has anybody seen my daughter?

What the fuck?

My God.

Drag queens.

- What is going on?

- Would you guys fuck anybody
in the competition?

- Carson Kressley,
this is your big gay life.

Reveal yourself.

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