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- Previously on "All Stars"...

- Another one for Jimbo.

- In this game,
you don't want to be

seen as the front-runner.

Then you're a
threat to everybody.

- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

it's time to play
Snatch Game of Love.

- What color would your
wedding dress be and why?

- I'm wearing orange on
our wedding day, baby.

Tremendo.

- Heidi, why did I
hear you went to Jimbo

and told her that
I'm coming for her?

- Because you did.

You want to question
my integrity?

Really?

I love y'all.
- No.

- No.
- Heidi.

- I love y'all.
I can't do this.

- No.
- I can't.

I cannot. I love y'all.
- No.

- I love y'all so much.
- Heidi, no.

What the fuck?

- Jessica Wild,

Kahanna Montrese.

I'm sorry, my dears, but
you are the bottom

All Stars of the week.

Jimbo, condragulations.

You are the top
All Star of the week.

- Whoo-hoo!

- It's time to present this
week's Lip Sync Assassin.

- Jasmine Kennedie,
condragulations.

- You're a winner, baby.

With great power comes
great responsibility.

That is why...

no one is going home tonight.

Bitch, I'm still here.

The luck gods have been
smiling on me, child.

And I am overjoyed.

- Let's talk about
you guys who are safe.

- Yes!

- We deserve to be here,

both of us.
- Down. Down.

- I'm grateful to be safe
and I'm not gonna take

this opportunity for granted.

I don't want to be in the bottom

again, at least not here.

No.

- I want to know
what's in that box.

- Yeah.
- Do it.

- Kahanna, you were safe.
Kahanna, you do it.

- Kahanna.
- Lord.

Y'all, I can never
open this damn box.

- Thank God she's pretty.

- All right, we got
one for Kahanna.

Two for Kahanna.

Three for Kahanna.

Four for Kahanna.

Five for Kahanna.

One for Jessica.

Who had did that?

- Yeah, I had to pick
your lipstick as well.

- You know, I respect
y'all's decision.

I was in the bottom twice.

Honestly, it makes me
want it that much more,

because I realize I could
be gone if I slip up.

Bitch, get on it.

Remember why you're here

and remember
what the end goal is.

And that's to win and
that's what I plan on doing.

- Bam.

- So hopefully y'all
won't have to be

picking my lipsticks no more.

- I hope not to, god damn it.

And congratulations to Jimbo.

You won again, girl.
How's it feel?

My God, it's mixed emotions.

I had such an amazing
time in the Snatch Game

and incredible critiques.

And then I went
to do the lip sync

and I just fell on my face
and I feel embarrassed.

- You shouldn't.
- I do. I do.

- Don't feel that way.

- I really wanted this
time to go better.

And it's just...

- Let it out, girl.
Let it out.

- Annoying.
It's so fucking annoying.

I love performing.

And somehow I get on
that fucking stage

and I choke every fucking time.

And I can't stand it.

I've won three challenges,
but I've lost every lip sync.

It's a really
disappointing blow,

because drag queens are kind of
known for their lip syncing.

But I get in front of
Mama Ru on that stage,

and there is something
that I'm not delivering

over and over again.
It's embarrassing.

It's all the
feelings of today has

just been so much, with Heidi
going and all the dynamics.

- Yes.

- It was a surprise
that one of our sisters

decided to leave
the competition.

- Yeah.

- I thought Heidi
was a real contender,

and I'm sorry that
she got so shaken.

But it's changed things.

- I just hope she
didn't plant seeds here

in people's heads that are gonna

grow as the
competition moves forward.

Because I don't have to
hide anything from anyone.

If I feel some type
of way, I will say it

to you right there and then.

- We know. We know.
- You know.

If I was gonna send you
home, I would tell you, bitch,

you're competition.
I'm gonna send you home.

So I just hope that that's
not something moving forward.

- I know that me being the
front-runner makes people

really nervous,

and some people
make questionable decisions

when they're nervous.

But I can't worry about
whether or not Kandy

is holding up
her end of our alliance.

All I can do is stay
true to my word,

hold up my end of the alliance,
and hope for the best.

At the end of the day, it
might bite me in the ass,

but I'm a man of my word.

- The only thing we
can do from this point

is move on and, bitch,
make it to the top four.

- Or top three or top two,
because we don't know.

- I just wanna be on top, child.

- Girl, you ain't never been
on top in your life, bitch.

- Let's do this.
- Let's do this.

- Let's get the fuck
out of drag, honey.

I'm not really sure where
I stand with these queens.

I really hope that, like,
that shit Heidi pulled,

that doesn't affect
the competition.

Because I'm not letting anything

get in my fucking way
of me and that damn

fucking crown and them $200,000.

After all the drama,
these hos could be

looking for any
opportunity to get rid of me

and that cannot happen.

We're halfway there.

Nothing is getting in my way.

The real competition
has started.

- We are in there
like booty hair.

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judge
Adam Shankman.

- Yes.

- It's a brand-new day
in the Werk Room and I...

- Wait.
- What?

My God, look at those.

This room has had some
redecorating done.

- Ms. Crawford.

- Joan for your nerve.

She's everywhere.

- We have a new
mom in the room, y'all.

My God, it's Mommie Dearest.

- It's Faye Dunaway.
- What is happening?

- She done already
done had herses.

Ladies, there's only one way

to the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame.

You've got to earn it, Tina.

Why can't people
give you the respect

that you're entitled to?

But nobody said life was fair.

Now, Barbara, please,
get L.B. Mayer on the phone.

Walk me to my car.

Box office royalty.

- I don't know what's happening,

but Joan Crawford is
coming up in this house.

- Yes.

- Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

All Stars, now,
over the decades,

Hollywood has created
a galaxy of superstars.

But two actresses in
particular outshine them all.

The first is the queen of
Hollywood, Joan Crawford.

And the second is Faye Dunaway

playing Joan Crawford
in the movie "Mommie Dearest."

Now, Joan Crawford
wasn't just a movie star.

She was the movie star.

And her charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent

is the stuff
that legends are made of.

Now, "Mommie Dearest," a
movie based on her life,

is not only a camp classic.

It's a master class in acting,

Hollywood politics,
and survival.

So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we are staging the
world premiere

of "Joan!
The Unauthorized Rusical."

- Fun.

- You'll each get to play
Joan at a different stage

in her epic career.

#AllStars8,

first you'll record your
solos with composer Leland.

- Yes.

- Then you'll work
with the director

of hit movies like
"Hairspray," "Rock of Ages,"

and "Disenchanted," the one
and only Adam Shankman.

- Wow.
- Gosh.

- And to help you
get into character,

we're providing iconic
Joan Crawford-inspired

hairstyles
courtesy of Wigs and Grace.

- OK.

- And tomorrow on the
runway, we're gonna

celebrate another legend.

Category is Night of
1,000 Grace Joneses.

- Awesome.
- Queen.

- This week really is about
keeping up with the Joneses.

Get it, Joan Crawford, Jones?

Yeah.

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- You know, I don't like
when you jump

over the couch like that.

- You don't?
- No.

- That's gonna break something.

- A Rusical challenge?

Baby, this is me.

Bring it on, Mama.

- OK, I am triggered.

- Why?

- On season 13, the Rusical
was what technically

- got me eliminated...
- Shit.

- Before RuPaul called
my ass back and saved me.

- It just seemed a little messy.

- Kandy Muse, sashay away.

Kandy, Kandy, wait.

I'm not ready for you to go.

- Not yet.

- So...
- Here we are again.

- Should we give it
a read and a listen?

- Yes, read it.
- Listen to it.

- The pressure is
on, because RuPaul is

a huge fan of Joan Crawford.

Also we actually gotta sing.

So we are listening
to the tracks

and we're all trying to decide
which role we want to play.

I'm really feeling
"Mommie Dearest" Joan.

I really like that one.

- Any objections to Jaymes
doing "Mommie Dearest"?

- No.
- Yay, I got the part.

My God, you're lucky.

- I really, really
want "let's go, Joan."

- The voguing one?

You could really turn that.

- Very vogue situation.
- Yes.

- OK.
- I think you're the one.

- I like "hag superstar Joan."

- You'd be great in that.
I think you're great for it.

- That's a good one.
- Thank you, yeah.

I think I'm maybe the
oldest one here now, so...

- I'm stuck between two.

"No more wire hangers"
and then "MGM queen."

- It's Joan at her youngest and
most beautiful, which, hello.

- You don't have
those crazy eyes.

- So that's Kahanna.

- Let's be honest, who
wants the country one?

- It's fast.

- It's like la, la,
la, la, la, la to me.

- I think it's a
great opportunity

because it's the "Don't
fuck with me, fellas,"

scene, which is legendary.

"This is not my
first rodeo" number.

It's really fast.

It's really wordy.

But if you can take a part
like that, make it funny,

make it fierce, that could
be a real opportunity.

It's a risk, but I'm
gonna take it.

- I really love
"no more wire hangers."

- That one's everything.

- I'm like you.

I like the "no wire hangers."

- Well, I don't
have another option,

so whatever it is that I have
to do, that's the one I want.

- What do you mean you
don't have another option?

Like, you don't just get
to say, this is mine

and I don't have another option.

- I didn't say, this is mine.

That's the one I want.

- OK.

- So there is no second choice?

- No.

- What are we gonna do?

- Do you want to
death drop for it?

Do you want to backflip for it?

- I'm not backflipping
for a fucking role.

- Should we audition?

- They could sing
into the wire hanger.

That's their mic.

- Based on these,
we vote who gets it.

- OK.

I'm about to have a stroke,

but let's do it.

- All right, ladies.
Let's go.

My God.

Of course we have to audition.

I'm down to go toe to toe
with a bitch.

But, baby, let's bring it.

- Yeah.

Jessica.

Come on, sister,
get it together.

- Yes, honey.

- That was good.
- Well done.

- Wow.

- Even though the Cookie
Monster voice is strong,

it is hitting the notes.

That's your role,
girl, at least for me.

- I mean, I agree,
you killed that, Kandy.

- All right.
- All right.

- I accept.
So it's your part.

And I'm gonna do my
best with "bring me the ax."

- I'm happy that I
got the role I wanted.

But now I have to prove
not only to myself

but to the other girls
that I can finally

get a win with this role.

This needs to be my big moment.

Talk about pressure.

All right, so
that's the Rusical.

Hey!

- It's time to record
our vocals with Leland,

and I am excited because, bitch,

I'm a Joan Crawford stan.

And, baby, we're gonna
nail this out.

- Hello, ladies.

- Hi.
- Hi, Leland.

- Are you ready to make
some Hollywood herstory?

- Absolutely.

- Joan has some pretty
big shoes to fill,

but I think we can do it.

- Good thing we have big feet.

All right, well, let's do it.

- When it comes
to vocals, I'm like

a very high Paula Abdul.

Here we go.

OK.

- "Wire hangers Joan."

I'm very excited to
hear you sing this.

- Great.
Let's get that.

- Do I have to do that falsetto?

- I want you to do
it in chest voice.

- OK, OK.
- Go for it.

- I'll try.

- She's good.
She's damn good.

- Jaymes is doing
what Jaymes does best.

She's a very comedic
kind of queen.

Characters is what she
does, and I feel like she

is the dark horse this week.

I see you, bitch.

- I like the sinister
delivery of "Mommie Dearest."

I think that's gonna be
wonderful.

Thank you.

- 1, 2, 3.

- Love that.

Yeah, what a fun tone.

Ooh child, no.

- So just take a deep breath
and get that last line.

If you were ever gonna push,
now's the time.

- I hope I don't
crack no windows.

- Clench, squeeze,
just give me that note.

- My gosh.
- Here we go.

OK, I'm good at squeezing.

Perfect.

- Christina darling.

- The pitch is there.

I'm not worried about that.

Think about those
acting moments.

That twisted piece of metal.

- We got it.
Let's keep moving.

- Work.
- Here we go.

Yeah.

Rewriting that
melody a little bit.

- I ain't gonna
say I'm a singer.

You know, if I was to be
a singer,

I would be like a Milli Vanilli.

- 1, 2, 3.

- But I came here
on a mission to win.

Bitch, I'm about to give
you a full production, girl.

- There you go.
You got it.

- Joan is in the
building, bitch.

- Welcome, Jimbo, you old hag.

- Yes, crank it up.
Last chorus.

- Yes, yes.

All right, I'm ready.

- Have you sang a
rock song before

or anything in this genre?
- Yeah.

- Really?
- I love the rock.

Amazing.

This part was not my
first choice, but, baby,

that's not gonna stop me.

I'm ready.

- Not ass, ax.

What's wrong with that?

- Nothing wrong with that.

- Give me that X.

- Ax.

Ass.

- Can we get some ass
to the main stage?

Jessica Wild wants ass.

- That was... are
you fucking with me?

- I'll have what she's having.

- Ax.
- Ax.

It's ax, right?

- There we go.
We got it.

- Wow.
- I learned.

- Stop tap-dancing around
the subject, fellas.

- "Boardroom bitch Joan."

- In my musical
theater training,

I learned that this
is what you call

a patter song where the words
come fast and furiously.

I gotta do my trills.

You got it.

And I actually think you
should lean into the comedy

of running out of air.
- Out of breath? OK.

Like lean into that, all right?

- OK.
- 1, 2.

- Great, great, we got it.

- Good job, Alexis.

- Hey, ladies.

I am such a major,

crazy fan of you guys,

so this is super thrilling
for me

and I'm glad some of you
wore heels.

- I'm very excited
because I'm going

to do a choreography
with the one

and the only Adam Shankman.

And this is huge.

He's been directing
a lot of movies,

musicals like "Hairspray."

- It's a sensible jazz shoe.

- This is great for my résumé.

- In this challenge,
we are resurrecting

our beloved Joan Crawford.

We've got a lot of work to
do, because putting

a Joan Crawford Rusical
in front of Mother

half-assed is a very bad idea.

Nobody wants to see that.

All right.

So fan kick with that left leg.
- OK.

- You don't have to be
kicking your face.

- OK.

- But if you can, I want you to.

- That...
- Bam.

- Even though I consider
myself a performer and dancer,

Adam is super technical.

And I'm not a technical dancer.

I'm just a girl who gets onstage

and lives her best life.

- Chaîné here.

Up.

OK?

There.

I'm too frickin' old.

Don't let me kick
higher than you.

- OK, tea.

- So you're "let's go, Joan."

- Yes.
- Joan loved giving face.

She was very much, I can change
lives just with an expression.

So that's gonna be what
I need you serving in this.

- OK.

Right now I'm doing
well in the competition.

I haven't been in the bottom.

But, bitch, I still
haven't won nothing yet.

- Left, right,

then helicopter.

And then you're gonna
come down and give face.

- I am living for this number,
'cause it's very fierce,

very face, very attitude,
aka everything that I love.

- How does this feel so far?
- It feels lovely.

It feels sexy.
I feel it in my inside parts.

I feel in love.

Baby, this is gonna be
a LaLa Ri experience, darling.

- I don't even care
what's going on down here,

because what's
going on up there is so good.

It is so good up here.

- Work.

- How do you think
this Joan would move?

- Whenever I watch
Joan Crawford movies,

I always notice how, like,
stiff but graceful she is.

Like, it's very, like,

always shoulders
and she doesn't...

My God, same arm, same leg.

You just went
same arm, same leg.

I was like.

- You're in for it with
me, because when it comes

to learning choreo,
let's just say,

I ain't no Mitzi Gaynor.

- Bom, bom, bom,
bom, bom, badom.

- I think I fucked up the legs.

- Why?

- No one's gonna know.

- I'll know.

Let's try that again.

1, 2, 3, 4...

3, 4,

5, 6, 7, hip.

- I think when it comes
to Jaymes and dancing,

they don't know each other.

- Thank you.

- You know, all the left feet.

- So this has that
awesome rocker vibe.

What do you know
about this scene?

- I know she got very
crazy because she

lost her job, basically.

- Yeah.

What I want this
to be is literally

a representation of her,
like, of just pure rage.

- I want pure rage.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

- Yes, ma'am.
- Wow, Jessica.

Are you a dancer?

I think.

Now from here, I
want, like, undulating.

You're just coming like that.

- I think it was fate that
I ended up with this part,

because it's a lot of dance.

- And the judges and the
girls are going to learn

this week why I am wild.

- Go insane.

Insane and stop.

Hammer time.

So you're taking us
to a hoedown.

- Right.

- Have you ever
been to a hoedown?

- Little red schoolhouse
in New York City.

- There's just
nothing more down-home

than a New York City hoedown.

- I've got my custom LaDucas
on and I'm going to the rodeo.

- So you're just gonna go
bom, bom, bom, bom.

- I've been in "Oklahoma" twice.

I got this.
- That make sense?

- I think so.

You so don't think so.

- Can we do the
box one more time?

- You have to step and
touch and step and touch.

It's much simpler
than you just made it.

You're making it harder
on yourself.

- How about we just do legs?
- OK.

5, 6, 7, 8.

- I was thinking
for my hag, you know,

we'd be doing
things like knitting.

Maybe we'd do a crossword.

Maybe we would visit with
a child we don't remember.

- Do you know the monkey?
- OK.

- Do you know that step?
- Bom, bom, bom.

- Lady, we got a lot
of work to do here.

- But instead they
have me dancing.

Christ.

- So let's get our
wire hangers on.

I feel so butch.

I have a recollection
that you did not

do so well on your
season in your Rusical.

- Yeah.

- We're not gonna let
that happen again.

5, 6.
We're gonna jump.

It's gonna go up above the
head and up above the head.

Yeah, it's gonna do that.

But you don't go...

You only go half
turn, half turn.

- Down.

- All right, Kandy,
this is your time.

Come on.

Hand on the hip.
Come on.

You know better than to just
let your left arm dangle.

And up, down, up, down.

You're gonna get this.

- Whoo, girl,

help me.

- Christina!

- It's Rusical day.

- Bring me the ax.

- Not my first
time at the rodeo.

It's the day of the show.

We are gonna perform "Joan!
The Unauthorized Rusical"

in front of the judges today.

- Are we ready to
channel Joan Crawford?

- Yes, let's bring her
back from the dead.

- I have been rehearsing all
night and I'm full of nerves.

But you know what?

I'm always nervous
before I perform.

This is what I do.

I live, eat, sleep,
and breathe theater.

- Kandy.
- Yeah?

- Yours is gonna take so fast.

You just gotta smear
cream on your face.

- I know. I'm not used to
looking unglamorous,

so should be real
interesting today.

- I'm excited.

I love my part.

This anger, rock and roll.

She lost her job.

- Yeah, she's pissed.
She's fired.

- And she's in her 40s,
so I'm feeling

identify with her
when you are 40

and you think that
everything is over.

And it's not.
- No, it's not.

- How do you feel
with your part, Jimbo?

- I love my part.

The hag in the wheelchair from

"What Ever Happened
to Baby Jane?"

But I'm a little bit nervous.

I went home on my Rusical.

- Girl, preaching to the choir.

- I am shaking in my boots.

Choreography and dancing is,

you know, know, a little bit
of an Achilles tendon

for me, if that's
even how that goes.

My Achilles' heel.
Whatever.

There is, like, some
tricky footwork.

I've just been
practicing and stuff.

So hopefully I'm good.

I hope I can just make it
through this challenge,

because I know if I land
in the bottom,

any of these bitches might take

the opportunity to take me out.

- How do you feel?

- I'm feeling pretty
good about this,

because I'm very familiar
with the subject matter.

- And I got to take a comedy
approach with my number,

so I'm excited about
this, because I

get to be so over
the top and beat

the shit out of Christina.

Yes.

- It's super important that I
make sure my character of Joan

shines through and
really just explore

comedy with this,
which is something

that has been my strong
suit in this competition.

I can give you
Joan all day long.

I'm ready for my
close-up, Mr. Charles.

No, that's Gloria Swanson.

My God.

- Ooh, Jessica, you
look crazy right now.

- Girl, you want crazy?
- Check these lips out.

Yes!

- I'm excited to
do a Rusical again.

I had so much fun
doing Kardashian.

- Like...
- You did so good too.

- Just, like, stepping into
the shoes of another character,

it's such an opportunity
to express yourself.

I feel like we all have
been given such a gift

in getting to step into
the shoes of the one

and only Joan Crawford.

- I love it.
It's so fun.

- And not only that, bitch,
the runway is Grace Jones.

- Yes.

- When I was younger, I
would, like, you know,

go in my mother's backyard
and dance and sing all night

and try to emulate Grace Jones
because that's like the only

dark person that I saw on TV
that looked like me that made

me feel like, maybe
I can be famous one day

or maybe I can, like, do this,
you know, on TV one day.

- Yeah.

- So it's just like an
amazing day today.

When I first started
off doing drag,

I was inspired by Grace Jones.

It's just her aura.

They don't know Grace Jones

the way I know Grace Jones,
baby.

I'm about to piss all
over the stage, bitch.

Come on, girl.

- You guys, we're halfway
through the competition.

- I was just thinking that.

Really, after this we're
going straight to six.

- My God.
- Six girls.

Six girls.

- I'm sorry, girlies,
but, baby, I'm

throwing marbles on the stage.

- This is gonna be a battle.

The group is getting
smaller and smaller

and the competition
is getting stronger.

The girls are more
hungry for the crown.

These bitches are
fierce and we are

ready to bring the house down.

We know there has to be

some bottoms tonight, so
how are we gonna vote?

- I think at this point in
the competition, I'm like,

the track records are,
like, settling in.

Some of us have been in
the bottom once, twice.

I don't know.

- There's definitely,
like, a lot

of history in the
competition already

to see how people are doing.

And also we gotta see
how people perform today.

- Yeah.

- And for what I see,
it's gonna be difficult,

because everybody's
doing fucking good.

- I'm nervous for
every elimination.

But this week I can't
land in the bottom,

because at this point, I
don't know how the girls

are feeling about me.

Girl, for all I know, they could

be gunning to send me home.

- You better clean up this
filthy, filthy station.

Look at these dirty brushes!

- Mommie.

- Don't fuck with me, fellas.

Bring me the ax.

- Helga, when you
clean the floors,

you have to move the tree.

- I'm not mad at you, Helga.
I'm mad at the dirt.

- No more wire hangers

ever!

- Precious, Precious.

Get your ass down
here, Precious.

- Wrong movie, sis.

- Wrong movie?
- Shit.

- Yes.

Snatched.

Can you breathe?

- No.
- That means it's working.

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars."

She knows where to find
the boys and the booze.

It's Michelle Visage.

- That's right.

- That's right what?

- That's right, Mommie Dearest?

- When I told you to call me
that, I wanted you to mean it.

Do you mean it?

- I mean it.

Help.

She's bigger and faster
and she will always beat you.

It's Ts Madison.

- Nobody said life
was fair, bitch.

And our extra-special
guest judge, Adam Shankman.

- I am

one of your fans.

That's pretty.

- This week we
challenged our queens

to sing and dance the house down

in "Joan!
The Unauthorized Rusical."

And tonight on the
runway, category is

Night of 1,000 Grace Joneses.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

And now the world premiere

of "Joan!
The Unauthorized Rusical."

- When I came to
Hollywood, this town

was barely a decade old.

- I guess you could say
we grew up together.

- I had a career that
spanned half a century.

- I made 85 pictures and some
pretty damn good ones too.

- But for every victory,
there was a price to pay.

- You want to know my story?

- OK, let's go.

Now, the only thing missing

was someone I could love.

So I adopted a
beautiful baby girl.

How's this angle, fellas?

- Beautiful, Joan.
- Joan!

- Beautiful.
- Joan!

- Beautiful, Joan.

- But being a single
mom, let's just

say it had its challenges.

Yeah!

When I was pushed out...
I mean when I left MGM,

I thought my career was over.

How would I make a living for me

and for my family?

- Yes!
- Yes, ma'am.

- At Warner's, they worked
me twice as hard for half

the salary, but I didn't care.

I'd have done anything to play
the part of Mildred Pierce.

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

When I married Al Steele,

I was the queen of Hollywood

and he was the soda pop king.

Together we were going to rule
the world.

But then suddenly, he died.

- Hello, Ms. Crawford.

- What a lovely
hat, Ms. Crawford.

- Stop tap-dancing around
the subject, fellas.

- Don't fuck with me, fellas.

In Hollywood, you go
from playing ingenues

to mothers to old hags.

And what the hell's
wrong with that?

Ha!

The moral of the story
is simple and true.

Once upon a time,
Hollywood had real stars.

Yes!

- Brava.
- Yes, girls!

Category is Night
of 1,000 Grace Joneses.

Up first, Kahanna Montrese.

Get a load of that rosebud.

- Blooming gorgeous.

The Miracle-Gro worked
on all sorts of places.

- Even though I am
channeling Grace Jones,

this look is very showgirl.

Y'all know I gotta
put some sparkle in it.

- I'm giving you
fully stoned tights,

sequins everywhere, and the
rose is bringing elegance.

But I am feeling like
a strong bitch inside.

- You petal work.

Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.

Foxy lady out of sight.

- It's like a beaver wrestling
match on a hooking corner.

- I adore this look because I
love any opportunity

to dress up like a supervillain.

I am serving you a
waterfall of fox furs

and I'm giving you
a different beat.

It's a switch-up
for me for sure.

Different hair color
and new makeup.

Because I can do
it all, all right?

I'm like a Swiss
army knife of drag.

- For the best tail in
town, called Jaymes.

I've heard she's got nice tail.

Bye, Furlicia.

Kandy Muse.

Yeah, this bitch is
working all the angles.

You heard of vibeology?

- This is geometry.

OK.

- I have these geometrical
shapes in all types

of primary colors.

The Grace Jones inspiration
with a twist of Kandy Muse.

I am serving you all
types of legs, bitch.

You can't take me
stomping on this runway.

- Why is she always boxing
herself in like this?

- I feel like she's
trying to make a point.

- Ass-osceles.

Jessica Wild.

That's gorgeous.
- Yeah.

- Ru, you know what she is?
- What?

- Alaia.

- Right now I'm feeling sensual.

I'm feeling elegant but at
the same time extravagante.

I'm a purple fantasy.

- Designed by Johnny B. Hood.

- What a waste.

LaLa Ri.

- Girl, she two-faceded.

- Mask for mask.

- It's got wings.

To the Batmobile.

- Baby, I'm walking down
this runway like no man

can turn this pussy down.

OK?
Do you understand me?

I'm feeling powerful and fierce.

And this hat is heavy and it's
digging into my head, honey.

It's painful, but it's
for the love of Grace.

- You know she got that
at Smart and Vinyl.

- You know about the flying nun,

but did you know about
the flying queen?

Alexis Michelle.

- This dress comes
complete with shade.

- I am trying to
embody Grace Jones.

And what a style icon.

I'm serving a strong aura
and a strong shoulder.

I feel really beautiful.

- From the Kandy Muse
blush collection.

- The shade, the shade,
the lampshade of it all.

Jimbo.

I just washed my hat, and
I can't do a thing with.

- Grace Jones is a fashion icon,

so I am serving fashion,
fashion, and fashion

on the runway tonight.

This look is a different
side of my drag.

I don't need to
have a titty bib.

I am feeling like a model.

My clavicles are popping.

My shoulders are shouldering.

And my elbows are...

dry, but I'm
gonna put cream on them.

- You look strapping.

Welcome, queens.

Based on your "Joan!
The Rusical" performances

and your Grace Jones
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Alexis Michelle, Jimbo,

you are safe.

- Thank you.
- You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.

- Now it's time for
the judges' critiques.

First up, Kahanna Montrese.

- First of all, that
Rusical was unbelievable.

- It was fantastic.

- Everybody did so amazingly
well that it's separating

the A-pluses from the As.

- All of you ladies gave
charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, and talent overload.

It was just amazing.

- Kahanna, you had a tough
job with all that choreography

and you nailed it.

And I think thinking so
much about the choreography

and wanting to get that perfect,

your face because
of it was lacking

that presence that I needed.

- I think sometimes that
there was a little bit

of a detachment above
and below the neck,

but you looked gorgeous, you
danced like heaven up there.

And this is everything.

Vegas secret garden hooker.

I love it.

- Listen, there
were some challenges

there with pitch and tone
and all that kind of stuff.

But you're fantastic
in the show.

Girl, you are a superstar.

- Thank you.

- All right, up next,
Jaymes Mansfield.

- When we started
rehearsal, I got scared

because I was like, no, there's

more left feet than an
abandoned mannequin warehouse.

And you were fantastic.

- I loved your performance.

And your lip sync was spot-on.

I could see you struggling a
little bit with dance moves,

so not an A-plus but
right under that.

I think the issue
with this outfit,

it's a little bit loose
where it shouldn't

be loose and not perfect.

- It's just, like, giving me a
really meaty pulled-back tuck.

- You can see my camel lips?

- I don't mind a meaty tuck.

In fact, I insist
on a meaty tuck.

But yeah, the
proportions are off.

Up next, Kandy Muse.

- Kandy, is there anything
that you can't do, honey?

- I'm gonna tell you something.

The most iconic
part of this Rusical

was definitely that hanger.

You did it only the way
that Kandy could do it.

- I was so blown away by you.

You kind of shook me,
because I was like,

this is the anchor
that this number needs.

- Your vocal shocked
me how good it was.

Like, that was spectacular.

I was like, I did not
know she could sing like that.

- I really loved it, Kandy.

And you chose a very
good Grace Jones.

It's just Kandy, but
it's embodying Grace.

- You did a great
job tonight, baby.

- Up next, Jessica Wild.

- You are living
up to your name.

That was wild out there.

You were shot out of a cannon
and you knew exactly where

you had to be emotionally.

Frickin' phenomenal.

- Jessica, I'm always enthralled

with everything that you do
and you did not disappoint me.

You knew where to emote.

You knew where to
put the inflections.

You knew where to give
what needs to be given.

You turned it out.

- And this Grace
Jones Alaia look is

one of my all-time favorites.

- Yeah, that's a great
interpretation of that outfit,

because the original does
not have sleeves like that.

- And I'm full of holes
because I like holes.

Yeah.

- Escándalo.

- Yeah.
- Escándalo.

- Get in line.

- Up next, are you ready
for the experience,

the LaLa Ri experience.

- LaLa, you went in there and
slapped that shit up, girl.

- Even the very beginning

with that chicka-chicka-chicka
shimmy,

it was, like, powerful.

And I thought that role
was perfect for you.

That slap thing, it
was just heaven on Earth.

You are heaven on Earth.

But that said, this outfit is
a little simple for me somehow.

- This doesn't disappoint.

It's just that probably
more than anyone

else in the competition,
you have the physique

to do Grace Jones.

So we were wanting one
of the iconic ones.

But it's really gorgeous.

It reminds me of the Batmobile.

- Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.

Kandy Muse,

condragulations,

you're the top
All Star of the week.

You've won a cash
prize of $5,000.

Jessica Wild, LaLa Ri,

you are safe.

Kahanna Montrese,
Jaymes Mansfield,

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are the bottom

All Stars of the week.

Thank you, All Stars.

You may leave the stage.

- This should be a
pretty obvious choice.

We just voted to send Kahanna
home via unanimous decision

last week.

OK, it's an open-book test.

- Here I am.

Bottom again.

This is my third time
in the bottom,

so at this point

it could be three
strikes and you're out.

Child, how am I gonna
make this decision this week?

Because they both
did a wonderful job

in this challenge.

I like her a little bit.

But I like her too.

Eeny, meeny...

This is Kahanna's third bottom.

She has a win.

This is Jaymes' second
bottom with no wins.

That's why I don't even think
about the whole track record

thing, because
situation like this,

you don't know what to do.

- We love you so much.

- When it comes to these queens,

the choice is not so simple.

I could take out the
girl who I thought

was the weakest
this week or I can

be strategic and
vote for someone

who's bigger competition.

Sorry, sis.

Sorry, honey.

There goes my invite to
Coco's Thanksgiving party.

- Love you, Jaymes.

- This decision is so stressful,

because if I win this lip sync,

my vote is the one that matters.

And crushing someone's
dream is never fun.

I hope that no one gets
mad at my decision,

but this is survivor
of "Drag Race," honey.

I have to do what works for me.

Welcome back.

Kandy Muse, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

- She should be so lucky.

- It's time to present this
week's Lip Sync Assassin.

Ooh.

- Who is it?

- It's Yara Sofia.

- Jorgeous?

- Ruveal yourself.

- That could be Symone.

It looks like it's gonna be

a battle of the boots tonight,
honey.

- The Southern belle from ATL,

Angeria Paris VanMichaels.

My hometown sister,
alive and in color, girl.

I can't wait.

Please pass the popcorn.

- Well, look who's back in town.

- Hey.
- Welcome home.

- Thank you for letting
me back in the house.

- Are you ready to slay?

- I'm ready to make
it shake, honey.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, Angeria holds
the lipstick of the queen

that the group has
voted to send home.

If Angeria wins the lip sync,
the queen on her lipstick

gets the chop.

Kandy, this is your chance
to impress me, win $30,000,

and earn the power to give one
of the bottom queens

the chop.

The time has come for you
to Lip Sync

for Your Legacy.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- Kandy!

- Yes!

Girl.

- Go off, Miss Kandy.

- You better feel
that, Kandy, yes.

- Pussy on fire.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Kandy Muse, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

- Thank you.

- You've earned a
cash tip of $30,000.

- Wow.

- Angeria Paris VanMichaels,
thank you for being here.

- Thank you, Mama, so
much for having me.

Remember that I do
birthdays, funerals,

bar mitzvahs, and weddings.

Now, will the bottom
queens please step forward?

Kahanna Montrese,
Jaymes Mansfield,

whoever gets the chop tonight
will be immediately entered

into the online Fame Games.

Kandy Muse, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you
chosen to get the chop?

- I have a tremendous amount
of respect for this queen

and tonight was a very
difficult decision for me.

But I chose...

Jaymes.

OK.

- As it is written,
so it shall be done.

Jaymes Mansfield, you are and
will always be

an All Star.

You're leaving us tonight,

but the Fame Games
have just begun.

Now... sashay away.

- Thank you.

- So sorry, baby.

- I am gooped, gagged, and
gobsmacked right now,

but here we are.

It's OK.
- I'm so sorry.

- It's fine, babe.
I understand.

I feel like I killed
this challenge

and I think Kandy maybe
took the opportunity

to eliminate a threat.

- We love you, Jaymes.
- We love you, Jaymes.

- But this is part of the game.

Well, I did better
than last time.

I may not have won
this crown, but there

is still a second way
to win this competition.

Jaymes Mansfield,
queen of the Fame Games.

Has a nice ring to it.

- Condragulations,
All Stars, and remember,

if you can't love
yourself, how the hell

are you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

This week's Maxi Challenge,
you need

to improv your way through
the new Ru crime series,

"Forensic Queens."

Whoa.

- It's another acting challenge.

Like, how am I gonna be better
this time?

- Don't try to trick
me into getting a role

that I don't want.

My God.

My God, I can't
with the dramatics.

I cannot.

- What's she doing now?

- She's packing her stuff.

- No.
- Yes.

- This is a shemergency.

- All right, ladies, Mama is
here to straighten shit out.

- Lord, have mercy.

What have we done?

- Ruveal yourself.

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