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- Previously on "All Stars"...

- Another one for Jimbo.

- In this game, you don't want to be

seen as the front-runner.

Then you're a threat to everybody.

- For this week's Maxi Challenge,

it's time to play Snatch Game of Love.

- What color would your wedding dress be and why?

- I'm wearing orange on our wedding day, baby.

Tremendo.

- Heidi, why did I hear you went to Jimbo

and told her that I'm coming for her?

- Because you did.

You want to question my integrity?

Really?

I love y'all. - No.

- No. - Heidi.

- I love y'all. I can't do this.

- No. - I can't.

I cannot. I love y'all. - No.

- I love y'all so much. - Heidi, no.

What the fuck?

- Jessica Wild,

Kahanna Montrese.

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are the bottom

All Stars of the week.

Jimbo, condragulations.

You are the top All Star of the week.

- Whoo-hoo!

- It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.

- Jasmine Kennedie, condragulations.

- You're a winner, baby.

With great power comes great responsibility.

That is why...

no one is going home tonight.

Bitch, I'm still here.

The luck gods have been smiling on me, child.

And I am overjoyed.

- Let's talk about you guys who are safe.

- Yes!

- We deserve to be here,

both of us. - Down. Down.

- I'm grateful to be safe and I'm not gonna take

this opportunity for granted.

I don't want to be in the bottom

again, at least not here.

No.

- I want to know what's in that box.

- Yeah. - Do it.

- Kahanna, you were safe. Kahanna, you do it.

- Kahanna. - Lord.

Y'all, I can never open this damn box.

- Thank God she's pretty.

- All right, we got one for Kahanna.

Two for Kahanna.

Three for Kahanna.

Four for Kahanna.

Five for Kahanna.

One for Jessica.

Who had did that?

- Yeah, I had to pick your lipstick as well.

- You know, I respect y'all's decision.

I was in the bottom twice.

Honestly, it makes me want it that much more,

because I realize I could be gone if I slip up.

Bitch, get on it.

Remember why you're here

and remember what the end goal is.

And that's to win and that's what I plan on doing.

- Bam.

- So hopefully y'all won't have to be

picking my lipsticks no more.

- I hope not to, god damn it.

And congratulations to Jimbo.

You won again, girl. How's it feel?

My God, it's mixed emotions.

I had such an amazing time in the Snatch Game

and incredible critiques.

And then I went to do the lip sync

and I just fell on my face and I feel embarrassed.

- You shouldn't. - I do. I do.

- Don't feel that way.

- I really wanted this time to go better.

And it's just...

- Let it out, girl. Let it out.

- Annoying. It's so fucking annoying.

I love performing.

And somehow I get on that fucking stage

and I choke every fucking time.

And I can't stand it.

I've won three challenges, but I've lost every lip sync.

It's a really disappointing blow,

because drag queens are kind of known for their lip syncing.

But I get in front of Mama Ru on that stage,

and there is something that I'm not delivering

over and over again. It's embarrassing.

It's all the feelings of today has

just been so much, with Heidi going and all the dynamics.

- Yes.

- It was a surprise that one of our sisters

decided to leave the competition.

- Yeah.

- I thought Heidi was a real contender,

and I'm sorry that she got so shaken.

But it's changed things.

- I just hope she didn't plant seeds here

in people's heads that are gonna

grow as the competition moves forward.

Because I don't have to hide anything from anyone.

If I feel some type of way, I will say it

to you right there and then.

- We know. We know. - You know.

If I was gonna send you home, I would tell you, bitch,

you're competition. I'm gonna send you home.

So I just hope that that's not something moving forward.

- I know that me being the front-runner makes people

really nervous,

and some people make questionable decisions

when they're nervous.

But I can't worry about whether or not Kandy

is holding up her end of our alliance.

All I can do is stay true to my word,

hold up my end of the alliance, and hope for the best.

At the end of the day, it might bite me in the ass,

but I'm a man of my word.

- The only thing we can do from this point

is move on and, bitch, make it to the top four.

- Or top three or top two, because we don't know.

- I just wanna be on top, child.

- Girl, you ain't never been on top in your life, bitch.

- Let's do this. - Let's do this.

- Let's get the fuck out of drag, honey.

I'm not really sure where I stand with these queens.

I really hope that, like, that shit Heidi pulled,

that doesn't affect the competition.

Because I'm not letting anything

get in my fucking way of me and that damn

fucking crown and them $200,000.

After all the drama, these hos could be

looking for any opportunity to get rid of me

and that cannot happen.

We're halfway there.

Nothing is getting in my way.

The real competition has started.

- We are in there like booty hair.

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judge Adam Shankman.

- Yes.

- It's a brand-new day in the Werk Room and I...

- Wait. - What?

My God, look at those.

This room has had some redecorating done.

- Ms. Crawford.

- Joan for your nerve.

She's everywhere.

- We have a new mom in the room, y'all.

My God, it's Mommie Dearest.

- It's Faye Dunaway. - What is happening?

- She done already done had herses.

Ladies, there's only one way

to the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame.

You've got to earn it, Tina.

Why can't people give you the respect

that you're entitled to?

But nobody said life was fair.

Now, Barbara, please, get L.B. Mayer on the phone.

Walk me to my car.

Box office royalty.

- I don't know what's happening,

but Joan Crawford is coming up in this house.

- Yes.

- Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

All Stars, now, over the decades,

Hollywood has created a galaxy of superstars.

But two actresses in particular outshine them all.

The first is the queen of Hollywood, Joan Crawford.

And the second is Faye Dunaway

playing Joan Crawford in the movie "Mommie Dearest."

Now, Joan Crawford wasn't just a movie star.

She was the movie star.

And her charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent

is the stuff that legends are made of.

Now, "Mommie Dearest," a movie based on her life,

is not only a camp classic.

It's a master class in acting,

Hollywood politics, and survival.

So for this week's Maxi Challenge,

we are staging the world premiere

of "Joan! The Unauthorized Rusical."

- Fun.

- You'll each get to play Joan at a different stage

in her epic career.

#AllStars8,

first you'll record your solos with composer Leland.

- Yes.

- Then you'll work with the director

of hit movies like "Hairspray," "Rock of Ages,"

and "Disenchanted," the one and only Adam Shankman.

- Wow. - Gosh.

- And to help you get into character,

we're providing iconic Joan Crawford-inspired

hairstyles courtesy of Wigs and Grace.

- OK.

- And tomorrow on the runway, we're gonna

celebrate another legend.

Category is Night of 1,000 Grace Joneses.

- Awesome. - Queen.

- This week really is about keeping up with the Joneses.

Get it, Joan Crawford, Jones?

Yeah.

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- You know, I don't like when you jump

over the couch like that.

- You don't? - No.

- That's gonna break something.

- A Rusical challenge?

Baby, this is me.

Bring it on, Mama.

- OK, I am triggered.

- Why?

- On season 13, the Rusical was what technically

- got me eliminated... - Shit.

- Before RuPaul called my ass back and saved me.

- It just seemed a little messy.

- Kandy Muse, sashay away.

Kandy, Kandy, wait.

I'm not ready for you to go.

- Not yet.

- So... - Here we are again.

- Should we give it a read and a listen?

- Yes, read it. - Listen to it.

- The pressure is on, because RuPaul is

a huge fan of Joan Crawford.

Also we actually gotta sing.

So we are listening to the tracks

and we're all trying to decide which role we want to play.

I'm really feeling "Mommie Dearest" Joan.

I really like that one.

- Any objections to Jaymes doing "Mommie Dearest"?

- No. - Yay, I got the part.

My God, you're lucky.

- I really, really want "let's go, Joan."

- The voguing one?

You could really turn that.

- Very vogue situation. - Yes.

- OK. - I think you're the one.

- I like "hag superstar Joan."

- You'd be great in that. I think you're great for it.

- That's a good one. - Thank you, yeah.

I think I'm maybe the oldest one here now, so...

- I'm stuck between two.

"No more wire hangers" and then "MGM queen."

- It's Joan at her youngest and most beautiful, which, hello.

- You don't have those crazy eyes.

- So that's Kahanna.

- Let's be honest, who wants the country one?

- It's fast.

- It's like la, la, la, la, la, la to me.

- I think it's a great opportunity

because it's the "Don't fuck with me, fellas,"

scene, which is legendary.

"This is not my first rodeo" number.

It's really fast.

It's really wordy.

But if you can take a part like that, make it funny,

make it fierce, that could be a real opportunity.

It's a risk, but I'm gonna take it.

- I really love "no more wire hangers."

- That one's everything.

- I'm like you.

I like the "no wire hangers."

- Well, I don't have another option,

so whatever it is that I have to do, that's the one I want.

- What do you mean you don't have another option?

Like, you don't just get to say, this is mine

and I don't have another option.

- I didn't say, this is mine.

That's the one I want.

- OK.

- So there is no second choice?

- No.

- What are we gonna do?

- Do you want to death drop for it?

Do you want to backflip for it?

- I'm not backflipping for a fucking role.

- Should we audition?

- They could sing into the wire hanger.

That's their mic.

- Based on these, we vote who gets it.

- OK.

I'm about to have a stroke,

but let's do it.

- All right, ladies. Let's go.

My God.

Of course we have to audition.

I'm down to go toe to toe with a bitch.

But, baby, let's bring it.

- Yeah.

Jessica.

Come on, sister, get it together.

- Yes, honey.

- That was good. - Well done.

- Wow.

- Even though the Cookie Monster voice is strong,

it is hitting the notes.

That's your role, girl, at least for me.

- I mean, I agree, you killed that, Kandy.

- All right. - All right.

- I accept. So it's your part.

And I'm gonna do my best with "bring me the ax."

- I'm happy that I got the role I wanted.

But now I have to prove not only to myself

but to the other girls that I can finally

get a win with this role.

This needs to be my big moment.

Talk about pressure.

All right, so that's the Rusical.

Hey!

- It's time to record our vocals with Leland,

and I am excited because, bitch,

I'm a Joan Crawford stan.

And, baby, we're gonna nail this out.

- Hello, ladies.

- Hi. - Hi, Leland.

- Are you ready to make some Hollywood herstory?

- Absolutely.

- Joan has some pretty big shoes to fill,

but I think we can do it.

- Good thing we have big feet.

All right, well, let's do it.

- When it comes to vocals, I'm like

a very high Paula Abdul.

Here we go.

OK.

- "Wire hangers Joan."

I'm very excited to hear you sing this.

- Great. Let's get that.

- Do I have to do that falsetto?

- I want you to do it in chest voice.

- OK, OK. - Go for it.

- I'll try.

- She's good. She's damn good.

- Jaymes is doing what Jaymes does best.

She's a very comedic kind of queen.

Characters is what she does, and I feel like she

is the dark horse this week.

I see you, bitch.

- I like the sinister delivery of "Mommie Dearest."

I think that's gonna be wonderful.

Thank you.

- 1, 2, 3.

- Love that.

Yeah, what a fun tone.

Ooh child, no.

- So just take a deep breath and get that last line.

If you were ever gonna push, now's the time.

- I hope I don't crack no windows.

- Clench, squeeze, just give me that note.

- My gosh. - Here we go.

OK, I'm good at squeezing.

Perfect.

- Christina darling.

- The pitch is there.

I'm not worried about that.

Think about those acting moments.

That twisted piece of metal.

- We got it. Let's keep moving.

- Work. - Here we go.

Yeah.

Rewriting that melody a little bit.

- I ain't gonna say I'm a singer.

You know, if I was to be a singer,

I would be like a Milli Vanilli.

- 1, 2, 3.

- But I came here on a mission to win.

Bitch, I'm about to give you a full production, girl.

- There you go. You got it.

- Joan is in the building, bitch.

- Welcome, Jimbo, you old hag.

- Yes, crank it up. Last chorus.

- Yes, yes.

All right, I'm ready.

- Have you sang a rock song before

or anything in this genre? - Yeah.

- Really? - I love the rock.

Amazing.

This part was not my first choice, but, baby,

that's not gonna stop me.

I'm ready.

- Not ass, ax.

What's wrong with that?

- Nothing wrong with that.

- Give me that X.

- Ax.

Ass.

- Can we get some ass to the main stage?

Jessica Wild wants ass.

- That was... are you fucking with me?

- I'll have what she's having.

- Ax. - Ax.

It's ax, right?

- There we go. We got it.

- Wow. - I learned.

- Stop tap-dancing around the subject, fellas.

- "Boardroom bitch Joan."

- In my musical theater training,

I learned that this is what you call

a patter song where the words come fast and furiously.

I gotta do my trills.

You got it.

And I actually think you should lean into the comedy

of running out of air. - Out of breath? OK.

Like lean into that, all right?

- OK. - 1, 2.

- Great, great, we got it.

- Good job, Alexis.

- Hey, ladies.

I am such a major,

crazy fan of you guys,

so this is super thrilling for me

and I'm glad some of you wore heels.

- I'm very excited because I'm going

to do a choreography with the one

and the only Adam Shankman.

And this is huge.

He's been directing a lot of movies,

musicals like "Hairspray."

- It's a sensible jazz shoe.

- This is great for my résumé.

- In this challenge, we are resurrecting

our beloved Joan Crawford.

We've got a lot of work to do, because putting

a Joan Crawford Rusical in front of Mother

half-assed is a very bad idea.

Nobody wants to see that.

All right.

So fan kick with that left leg. - OK.

- You don't have to be kicking your face.

- OK.

- But if you can, I want you to.

- That... - Bam.

- Even though I consider myself a performer and dancer,

Adam is super technical.

And I'm not a technical dancer.

I'm just a girl who gets onstage

and lives her best life.

- Chaîné here.

Up.

OK?

There.

I'm too frickin' old.

Don't let me kick higher than you.

- OK, tea.

- So you're "let's go, Joan."

- Yes. - Joan loved giving face.

She was very much, I can change lives just with an expression.

So that's gonna be what I need you serving in this.

- OK.

Right now I'm doing well in the competition.

I haven't been in the bottom.

But, bitch, I still haven't won nothing yet.

- Left, right,

then helicopter.

And then you're gonna come down and give face.

- I am living for this number, 'cause it's very fierce,

very face, very attitude, aka everything that I love.

- How does this feel so far? - It feels lovely.

It feels sexy. I feel it in my inside parts.

I feel in love.

Baby, this is gonna be a LaLa Ri experience, darling.

- I don't even care what's going on down here,

because what's going on up there is so good.

It is so good up here.

- Work.

- How do you think this Joan would move?

- Whenever I watch Joan Crawford movies,

I always notice how, like, stiff but graceful she is.

Like, it's very, like,

always shoulders and she doesn't...

My God, same arm, same leg.

You just went same arm, same leg.

I was like.

- You're in for it with me, because when it comes

to learning choreo, let's just say,

I ain't no Mitzi Gaynor.

- Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, badom.

- I think I fucked up the legs.

- Why?

- No one's gonna know.

- I'll know.

Let's try that again.

1, 2, 3, 4...

3, 4,

5, 6, 7, hip.

- I think when it comes to Jaymes and dancing,

they don't know each other.

- Thank you.

- You know, all the left feet.

- So this has that awesome rocker vibe.

What do you know about this scene?

- I know she got very crazy because she

lost her job, basically.

- Yeah.

What I want this to be is literally

a representation of her, like, of just pure rage.

- I want pure rage.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

- Yes, ma'am. - Wow, Jessica.

Are you a dancer?

I think.

Now from here, I want, like, undulating.

You're just coming like that.

- I think it was fate that I ended up with this part,

because it's a lot of dance.

- And the judges and the girls are going to learn

this week why I am wild.

- Go insane.

Insane and stop.

Hammer time.

So you're taking us to a hoedown.

- Right.

- Have you ever been to a hoedown?

- Little red schoolhouse in New York City.

- There's just nothing more down-home

than a New York City hoedown.

- I've got my custom LaDucas on and I'm going to the rodeo.

- So you're just gonna go bom, bom, bom, bom.

- I've been in "Oklahoma" twice.

I got this. - That make sense?

- I think so.

You so don't think so.

- Can we do the box one more time?

- You have to step and touch and step and touch.

It's much simpler than you just made it.

You're making it harder on yourself.

- How about we just do legs? - OK.

5, 6, 7, 8.

- I was thinking for my hag, you know,

we'd be doing things like knitting.

Maybe we'd do a crossword.

Maybe we would visit with a child we don't remember.

- Do you know the monkey? - OK.

- Do you know that step? - Bom, bom, bom.

- Lady, we got a lot of work to do here.

- But instead they have me dancing.

Christ.

- So let's get our wire hangers on.

I feel so butch.

I have a recollection that you did not

do so well on your season in your Rusical.

- Yeah.

- We're not gonna let that happen again.

5, 6. We're gonna jump.

It's gonna go up above the head and up above the head.

Yeah, it's gonna do that.

But you don't go...

You only go half turn, half turn.

- Down.

- All right, Kandy, this is your time.

Come on.

Hand on the hip. Come on.

You know better than to just let your left arm dangle.

And up, down, up, down.

You're gonna get this.

- Whoo, girl,

help me.

- Christina!

- It's Rusical day.

- Bring me the ax.

- Not my first time at the rodeo.

It's the day of the show.

We are gonna perform "Joan! The Unauthorized Rusical"

in front of the judges today.

- Are we ready to channel Joan Crawford?

- Yes, let's bring her back from the dead.

- I have been rehearsing all night and I'm full of nerves.

But you know what?

I'm always nervous before I perform.

This is what I do.

I live, eat, sleep, and breathe theater.

- Kandy. - Yeah?

- Yours is gonna take so fast.

You just gotta smear cream on your face.

- I know. I'm not used to looking unglamorous,

so should be real interesting today.

- I'm excited.

I love my part.

This anger, rock and roll.

She lost her job.

- Yeah, she's pissed. She's fired.

- And she's in her 40s, so I'm feeling

identify with her when you are 40

and you think that everything is over.

And it's not. - No, it's not.

- How do you feel with your part, Jimbo?

- I love my part.

The hag in the wheelchair from

"What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?"

But I'm a little bit nervous.

I went home on my Rusical.

- Girl, preaching to the choir.

- I am shaking in my boots.

Choreography and dancing is,

you know, know, a little bit of an Achilles tendon

for me, if that's even how that goes.

My Achilles' heel. Whatever.

There is, like, some tricky footwork.

I've just been practicing and stuff.

So hopefully I'm good.

I hope I can just make it through this challenge,

because I know if I land in the bottom,

any of these bitches might take

the opportunity to take me out.

- How do you feel?

- I'm feeling pretty good about this,

because I'm very familiar with the subject matter.

- And I got to take a comedy approach with my number,

so I'm excited about this, because I

get to be so over the top and beat

the shit out of Christina.

Yes.

- It's super important that I make sure my character of Joan

shines through and really just explore

comedy with this, which is something

that has been my strong suit in this competition.

I can give you Joan all day long.

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Charles.

No, that's Gloria Swanson.

My God.

- Ooh, Jessica, you look crazy right now.

- Girl, you want crazy? - Check these lips out.

Yes!

- I'm excited to do a Rusical again.

I had so much fun doing Kardashian.

- Like... - You did so good too.

- Just, like, stepping into the shoes of another character,

it's such an opportunity to express yourself.

I feel like we all have been given such a gift

in getting to step into the shoes of the one

and only Joan Crawford.

- I love it. It's so fun.

- And not only that, bitch, the runway is Grace Jones.

- Yes.

- When I was younger, I would, like, you know,

go in my mother's backyard and dance and sing all night

and try to emulate Grace Jones because that's like the only

dark person that I saw on TV that looked like me that made

me feel like, maybe I can be famous one day

or maybe I can, like, do this, you know, on TV one day.

- Yeah.

- So it's just like an amazing day today.

When I first started off doing drag,

I was inspired by Grace Jones.

It's just her aura.

They don't know Grace Jones

the way I know Grace Jones, baby.

I'm about to piss all over the stage, bitch.

Come on, girl.

- You guys, we're halfway through the competition.

- I was just thinking that.

Really, after this we're going straight to six.

- My God. - Six girls.

Six girls.

- I'm sorry, girlies, but, baby, I'm

throwing marbles on the stage.

- This is gonna be a battle.

The group is getting smaller and smaller

and the competition is getting stronger.

The girls are more hungry for the crown.

These bitches are fierce and we are

ready to bring the house down.

We know there has to be

some bottoms tonight, so how are we gonna vote?

- I think at this point in the competition, I'm like,

the track records are, like, settling in.

Some of us have been in the bottom once, twice.

I don't know.

- There's definitely, like, a lot

of history in the competition already

to see how people are doing.

And also we gotta see how people perform today.

- Yeah.

- And for what I see, it's gonna be difficult,

because everybody's doing fucking good.

- I'm nervous for every elimination.

But this week I can't land in the bottom,

because at this point, I don't know how the girls

are feeling about me.

Girl, for all I know, they could

be gunning to send me home.

- You better clean up this filthy, filthy station.

Look at these dirty brushes!

- Mommie.

- Don't fuck with me, fellas.

Bring me the ax.

- Helga, when you clean the floors,

you have to move the tree.

- I'm not mad at you, Helga. I'm mad at the dirt.

- No more wire hangers

ever!

- Precious, Precious.

Get your ass down here, Precious.

- Wrong movie, sis.

- Wrong movie? - Shit.

- Yes.

Snatched.

Can you breathe?

- No. - That means it's working.

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

She knows where to find the boys and the booze.

It's Michelle Visage.

- That's right.

- That's right what?

- That's right, Mommie Dearest?

- When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it.

Do you mean it?

- I mean it.

Help.

She's bigger and faster and she will always beat you.

It's Ts Madison.

- Nobody said life was fair, bitch.

And our extra-special guest judge, Adam Shankman.

- I am

one of your fans.

That's pretty.

- This week we challenged our queens

to sing and dance the house down

in "Joan! The Unauthorized Rusical."

And tonight on the runway, category is

Night of 1,000 Grace Joneses.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

And now the world premiere

of "Joan! The Unauthorized Rusical."

- When I came to Hollywood, this town

was barely a decade old.

- I guess you could say we grew up together.

- I had a career that spanned half a century.

- I made 85 pictures and some pretty damn good ones too.

- But for every victory, there was a price to pay.

- You want to know my story?

- OK, let's go.

Now, the only thing missing

was someone I could love.

So I adopted a beautiful baby girl.

How's this angle, fellas?

- Beautiful, Joan. - Joan!

- Beautiful. - Joan!

- Beautiful, Joan.

- But being a single mom, let's just

say it had its challenges.

Yeah!

When I was pushed out... I mean when I left MGM,

I thought my career was over.

How would I make a living for me

and for my family?

- Yes! - Yes, ma'am.

- At Warner's, they worked me twice as hard for half

the salary, but I didn't care.

I'd have done anything to play the part of Mildred Pierce.

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

When I married Al Steele,

I was the queen of Hollywood

and he was the soda pop king.

Together we were going to rule the world.

But then suddenly, he died.

- Hello, Ms. Crawford.

- What a lovely hat, Ms. Crawford.

- Stop tap-dancing around the subject, fellas.

- Don't fuck with me, fellas.

In Hollywood, you go from playing ingenues

to mothers to old hags.

And what the hell's wrong with that?

Ha!

The moral of the story is simple and true.

Once upon a time, Hollywood had real stars.

Yes!

- Brava. - Yes, girls!

Category is Night of 1,000 Grace Joneses.

Up first, Kahanna Montrese.

Get a load of that rosebud.

- Blooming gorgeous.

The Miracle-Gro worked on all sorts of places.

- Even though I am channeling Grace Jones,

this look is very showgirl.

Y'all know I gotta put some sparkle in it.

- I'm giving you fully stoned tights,

sequins everywhere, and the rose is bringing elegance.

But I am feeling like a strong bitch inside.

- You petal work.

Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.

Foxy lady out of sight.

- It's like a beaver wrestling match on a hooking corner.

- I adore this look because I love any opportunity

to dress up like a supervillain.

I am serving you a waterfall of fox furs

and I'm giving you a different beat.

It's a switch-up for me for sure.

Different hair color and new makeup.

Because I can do it all, all right?

I'm like a Swiss army knife of drag.

- For the best tail in town, called Jaymes.

I've heard she's got nice tail.

Bye, Furlicia.

Kandy Muse.

Yeah, this bitch is working all the angles.

You heard of vibeology?

- This is geometry.

OK.

- I have these geometrical shapes in all types

of primary colors.

The Grace Jones inspiration with a twist of Kandy Muse.

I am serving you all types of legs, bitch.

You can't take me stomping on this runway.

- Why is she always boxing herself in like this?

- I feel like she's trying to make a point.

- Ass-osceles.

Jessica Wild.

That's gorgeous. - Yeah.

- Ru, you know what she is? - What?

- Alaia.

- Right now I'm feeling sensual.

I'm feeling elegant but at the same time extravagante.

I'm a purple fantasy.

- Designed by Johnny B. Hood.

- What a waste.

LaLa Ri.

- Girl, she two-faceded.

- Mask for mask.

- It's got wings.

To the Batmobile.

- Baby, I'm walking down this runway like no man

can turn this pussy down.

OK? Do you understand me?

I'm feeling powerful and fierce.

And this hat is heavy and it's digging into my head, honey.

It's painful, but it's for the love of Grace.

- You know she got that at Smart and Vinyl.

- You know about the flying nun,

but did you know about the flying queen?

Alexis Michelle.

- This dress comes complete with shade.

- I am trying to embody Grace Jones.

And what a style icon.

I'm serving a strong aura and a strong shoulder.

I feel really beautiful.

- From the Kandy Muse blush collection.

- The shade, the shade, the lampshade of it all.

Jimbo.

I just washed my hat, and I can't do a thing with.

- Grace Jones is a fashion icon,

so I am serving fashion, fashion, and fashion

on the runway tonight.

This look is a different side of my drag.

I don't need to have a titty bib.

I am feeling like a model.

My clavicles are popping.

My shoulders are shouldering.

And my elbows are...

dry, but I'm gonna put cream on them.

- You look strapping.

Welcome, queens.

Based on your "Joan! The Rusical" performances

and your Grace Jones runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Alexis Michelle, Jimbo,

you are safe.

- Thank you. - You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.

- Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Kahanna Montrese.

- First of all, that Rusical was unbelievable.

- It was fantastic.

- Everybody did so amazingly well that it's separating

the A-pluses from the As.

- All of you ladies gave charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, and talent overload.

It was just amazing.

- Kahanna, you had a tough job with all that choreography

and you nailed it.

And I think thinking so much about the choreography

and wanting to get that perfect,

your face because of it was lacking

that presence that I needed.

- I think sometimes that there was a little bit

of a detachment above and below the neck,

but you looked gorgeous, you danced like heaven up there.

And this is everything.

Vegas secret garden hooker.

I love it.

- Listen, there were some challenges

there with pitch and tone and all that kind of stuff.

But you're fantastic in the show.

Girl, you are a superstar.

- Thank you.

- All right, up next, Jaymes Mansfield.

- When we started rehearsal, I got scared

because I was like, no, there's

more left feet than an abandoned mannequin warehouse.

And you were fantastic.

- I loved your performance.

And your lip sync was spot-on.

I could see you struggling a little bit with dance moves,

so not an A-plus but right under that.

I think the issue with this outfit,

it's a little bit loose where it shouldn't

be loose and not perfect.

- It's just, like, giving me a really meaty pulled-back tuck.

- You can see my camel lips?

- I don't mind a meaty tuck.

In fact, I insist on a meaty tuck.

But yeah, the proportions are off.

Up next, Kandy Muse.

- Kandy, is there anything that you can't do, honey?

- I'm gonna tell you something.

The most iconic part of this Rusical

was definitely that hanger.

You did it only the way that Kandy could do it.

- I was so blown away by you.

You kind of shook me, because I was like,

this is the anchor that this number needs.

- Your vocal shocked me how good it was.

Like, that was spectacular.

I was like, I did not know she could sing like that.

- I really loved it, Kandy.

And you chose a very good Grace Jones.

It's just Kandy, but it's embodying Grace.

- You did a great job tonight, baby.

- Up next, Jessica Wild.

- You are living up to your name.

That was wild out there.

You were shot out of a cannon and you knew exactly where

you had to be emotionally.

Frickin' phenomenal.

- Jessica, I'm always enthralled

with everything that you do and you did not disappoint me.

You knew where to emote.

You knew where to put the inflections.

You knew where to give what needs to be given.

You turned it out.

- And this Grace Jones Alaia look is

one of my all-time favorites.

- Yeah, that's a great interpretation of that outfit,

because the original does not have sleeves like that.

- And I'm full of holes because I like holes.

Yeah.

- Escándalo.

- Yeah. - Escándalo.

- Get in line.

- Up next, are you ready for the experience,

the LaLa Ri experience.

- LaLa, you went in there and slapped that shit up, girl.

- Even the very beginning

with that chicka-chicka-chicka shimmy,

it was, like, powerful.

And I thought that role was perfect for you.

That slap thing, it was just heaven on Earth.

You are heaven on Earth.

But that said, this outfit is a little simple for me somehow.

- This doesn't disappoint.

It's just that probably more than anyone

else in the competition, you have the physique

to do Grace Jones.

So we were wanting one of the iconic ones.

But it's really gorgeous.

It reminds me of the Batmobile.

- Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.

Kandy Muse,

condragulations,

you're the top All Star of the week.

You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

Jessica Wild, LaLa Ri,

you are safe.

Kahanna Montrese, Jaymes Mansfield,

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are the bottom

All Stars of the week.

Thank you, All Stars.

You may leave the stage.

- This should be a pretty obvious choice.

We just voted to send Kahanna home via unanimous decision

last week.

OK, it's an open-book test.

- Here I am.

Bottom again.

This is my third time in the bottom,

so at this point

it could be three strikes and you're out.

Child, how am I gonna make this decision this week?

Because they both did a wonderful job

in this challenge.

I like her a little bit.

But I like her too.

Eeny, meeny...

This is Kahanna's third bottom.

She has a win.

This is Jaymes' second bottom with no wins.

That's why I don't even think about the whole track record

thing, because situation like this,

you don't know what to do.

- We love you so much.

- When it comes to these queens,

the choice is not so simple.

I could take out the girl who I thought

was the weakest this week or I can

be strategic and vote for someone

who's bigger competition.

Sorry, sis.

Sorry, honey.

There goes my invite to Coco's Thanksgiving party.

- Love you, Jaymes.

- This decision is so stressful,

because if I win this lip sync,

my vote is the one that matters.

And crushing someone's dream is never fun.

I hope that no one gets mad at my decision,

but this is survivor of "Drag Race," honey.

I have to do what works for me.

Welcome back.

Kandy Muse, are you ready to meet your opponent?

- She should be so lucky.

- It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.

Ooh.

- Who is it?

- It's Yara Sofia.

- Jorgeous?

- Ruveal yourself.

- That could be Symone.

It looks like it's gonna be

a battle of the boots tonight, honey.

- The Southern belle from ATL,

Angeria Paris VanMichaels.

My hometown sister, alive and in color, girl.

I can't wait.

Please pass the popcorn.

- Well, look who's back in town.

- Hey. - Welcome home.

- Thank you for letting me back in the house.

- Are you ready to slay?

- I'm ready to make it shake, honey.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, Angeria holds the lipstick of the queen

that the group has voted to send home.

If Angeria wins the lip sync, the queen on her lipstick

gets the chop.

Kandy, this is your chance to impress me, win $30,000,

and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens

the chop.

The time has come for you to Lip Sync

for Your Legacy.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- Kandy!

- Yes!

Girl.

- Go off, Miss Kandy.

- You better feel that, Kandy, yes.

- Pussy on fire.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Kandy Muse, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

- Thank you.

- You've earned a cash tip of $30,000.

- Wow.

- Angeria Paris VanMichaels, thank you for being here.

- Thank you, Mama, so much for having me.

Remember that I do birthdays, funerals,

bar mitzvahs, and weddings.

Now, will the bottom queens please step forward?

Kahanna Montrese, Jaymes Mansfield,

whoever gets the chop tonight will be immediately entered

into the online Fame Games.

Kandy Muse, with great power comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

- I have a tremendous amount of respect for this queen

and tonight was a very difficult decision for me.

But I chose...

Jaymes.

OK.

- As it is written, so it shall be done.

Jaymes Mansfield, you are and will always be

an All Star.

You're leaving us tonight,

but the Fame Games have just begun.

Now... sashay away.

- Thank you.

- So sorry, baby.

- I am gooped, gagged, and gobsmacked right now,

but here we are.

It's OK. - I'm so sorry.

- It's fine, babe. I understand.

I feel like I killed this challenge

and I think Kandy maybe took the opportunity

to eliminate a threat.

- We love you, Jaymes. - We love you, Jaymes.

- But this is part of the game.

Well, I did better than last time.

I may not have won this crown, but there

is still a second way to win this competition.

Jaymes Mansfield, queen of the Fame Games.

Has a nice ring to it.

- Condragulations, All Stars, and remember,

if you can't love yourself, how the hell

are you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen.

- All right, now let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

This week's Maxi Challenge, you need

to improv your way through the new Ru crime series,

"Forensic Queens."

Whoa.

- It's another acting challenge.

Like, how am I gonna be better this time?

- Don't try to trick me into getting a role

that I don't want.

My God.

My God, I can't with the dramatics.

I cannot.

- What's she doing now?

- She's packing her stuff.

- No. - Yes.

- This is a shemergency.

- All right, ladies, Mama is here to straighten shit out.

- Lord, have mercy.

What have we done?

- Ruveal yourself.

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