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- Previously on "All Stars"...

- It's just the feeling of...

they're not seeing me.

I contemplated
getting up and leaving.

- For this week's
maxi challenge,

you need to create trailers

for a sickening scripted series.

- Well, Heidi,
how are you feeling now?

Because I know last week
you were fed up.

Over it, bitch.

- I'm flustered
at the moment by Kandy

because I'm in this alliance
with Jimbo and Kandy

and we're supposed to be
watching each other's backs.

Okay, baby, if y'all
want to play this game,

baby, I'll spill all your
motherfuckin' tea out here,

baby.
- Ooh.

- I'll spill all the tea
that's behind the scenes.

I have tea that will burn
this competition down.

- Did just hear that?
- The ocean?

Yeah.

- No, voices.

- Your sketch was pleasant.

It wasn't the laugh riot
that I know

that you kids can deliver.

Jaymes Mansfield, Darienne Lake,

Alexis Michelle,

you are the bottom All Stars
of the week.

Jimbo, condragulations, you are
the top All Star of the week.

- Yes.

- It's time to present
this week's lip-sync assassin.

Shannel, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

Which queen has the group
chosen to get the chop?

- Darienne.

- Darienne Lake,
you're leaving us tonight,

but the Fame Games
have just begun.

Now sashay away.

- Yes.
- Whoo!

- All right.

- My God.
- Whoo!

- Another one for Jimbo.

My God.

Darienne Lake has gone home.

And I'm trying to look at
the positive of the situation.

I did just lose a friend here,
but I also finally

gained that closet space.

- "Darienne was here twice.

Love and laughs, see you soon?"
Question mark.

Maybe there's a twist.

- Girl, she don't know shit.

- We love you, Darienne.
- Bye, Darienne.

- Bye, Darienne.

- Bye, honey.

- Mwah. Mwah.

You cleaned that, my God.

- Yeah, thanks,
you need me to do your face?

- No, I need to do Heidi's face.

- Y'all are hateful,
and I look like

the sexiest donkey in the world.

Y'all be jealous.
- It's true.

- You're the sexiest jackass
in town.

- The only jackass in town,
let's be honest, honey.

- Can we play
"Pin the Tail on the Heidi"?

- You want to pin the tail
on me?

Sure, I'm down.

Hit it, hit it!

- There we go.

- I'm a Christian woman!

- Speaking of pinning the tail,
honey,

you have pinned two wins.

My God.

Thank you.

Thank you, everybody.

I'm excited about it.

- Let's count these votes

and see what we got in this box.

The mystery box.

- Let's see what's in my box.

One for Darienne.

One for Jaymes.

Interesting.

- Two for Darienne.

Three for Darienne.

Four for Darienne.

Five, six, and seven.

Darienne.

That Jaymes is
probably Darienne.

- I did vote for her
three times in a row.

- And Jimbo, yeah, what was...

Who'd you show?

- What's in your titty?

- Sorry, Alexis, I know
this is your wedding night

and everything, and...

I just had to pick Darienne.

I just wanted to make you sweat.

- Jimbo is the first girl
to win twice now,

and I'm sure she's feeling
on top of the world.

- But here's the problem.

In this game, you don't want
to be seen as the front runner.

Then you're a threat
to everybody.

Some girls might be
taking notice,

and I would not be surprised
if they're starting

to think about sending
her home as soon

as she lands in the bottom.

Jimbo, if I were you,
I'd sleep with one tit open.

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judges

Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

- She's safe.

- It's a brand-new week.
- Yes.

You feeling good?

Okay.

- It is a new day
in the Werk Room,

which means it's a fresh slate.

So that
being in the bottom thing,

that didn't happen.

We're not remembering that part.

We're gonna start this day
with a positive attitude

if it kills me.

- Do you want a bite
of my apple, LaLa?

- Ooh, LaLa, that tongue.

- You saw that, you saw that.

Look at her smile.

She's just like, "Yes."

- You is a horny bitch.

- I thought I was the horny one.

- My God.
- You loved it.

- My poor mother.

- There we go, there we go.

- She done already
done had herses.

- Hi, All Stars.
- Hi, Ru!

You know,
when I was a young queen,

I used to wonder,
where do broken hearts go?

Well, now
I'm a little bit older,

a little bit wiser,

and today I wonder,
where do broken hips go?

No really, think about it.

- Broken hips?

- Broken hips and hearts?

- I don't know
what the hell that means.

- Hello, hello, hello,
ladies, hi.

- Yeah, girl.

- God, you guys match.

- Ladykins.

Hi.

- I hope your pussies
are on fire.

- Still burning.

- Because for this week's
maxi challenge,

it's time to play
Snatch Game of Love.

- Yes, okay.

- #AllStars8.

Now, you need to deliver
your funniest celebrity

impersonation as you try
to charm the pants

off of a foxy Snatchelor.

Ever done that before?

- Well.

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- I wonder who our
Snatchelor is gonna be.

- Right?

- I can finally find me a man.

- Ooh, today's maxi challenge
is the Snatch Game of Love.

Bitch.

How you feeling?

- You didn't do a Snatch Game
in our season.

- Don't remind me.
Do not remind me.

- You got sent home.

- You didn't have to say
all that.

You could have just stopped at
you didn't do the Snatch Game.

This is my first time.
I'm a baby at this.

I'm new to this.

So I gotta try my best
to keep up with these hos.

Because you can excel
at Snatch Game,

but you're one to look out for.

I'm doing
Suki With The Good Coochie.

- Sukihana.
- From "Love & Hip Hop."

"Love & Hip Hop Miami."
- Yes, indeed.

- Ooh, she a nasty bitch.

- She is nasty.

Sukihana is a reality TV star

who is also a rapper,

plastic surgery advocate...

You know, just search her name,
honey.

You'll find some things
about her, honey.

And I can just have fun
with her, you know?

My God, this is beautiful.

Let me try it.

Let's see if some of your
dancing rubs off on me.

- Tonight on
the Snatch Game of Love,

I'm going to be
our Puerto Rican idol

Iris Chacón.

La Vedette De America.

Before J.Lo, we have
Iris Chacón in Puerto Rico.

Even David Letterman called her

the Dolly Parton of Puerto Rico.

- That could be a lot of
pressure doing someone

that's so beloved, though.

Are you sure
you can handle that?

- Yeah, of course I can handle.

- Okay.

- If I did RuPaul
in front of RuPaul,

I can do anything, girl.

- Right.

Bravery is not something
that's a stranger to you.

- I'm brave, I'm brave.

On season two, I have to be
part of the first Snatch Game

ever in "RuPaul's Drag Race"
history.

The time has come now for you
to lip synch for your life.

I didn't win, but I think
I kill it on that challenge.

This time my plan is
to take home this Snatchelor

and my second winning.

- What about you, Jaymes?
Who are you doing?

- I'm doing Jennifer Coolidge.

- Ooh, yes.

- I know,
I'm going against type.

You're not very pretty,
and you're not very bright.

My gosh,
you sound just like her.

- I've been working on it.

Jennifer Coolidge
is a gay icon, okay?

She's a goddess
on the tiers of goddesses

as far as we're concerned.

- Makes me want a hot dog...
- Real bad.

- The pressure is on.

Like, I have to deliver, okay?

Like, my gay card might get
pulled if I fuck this up.

I haven't done
a Snatch Game before.

- Your first Snatch Game.

- I don't really know
what to expect.

We were both in the bottom last
week, so this is our chance

to claw our way back up.

- That's right.

- We're both Snatch
Game winners.

- Yes, we are.
- Come on, legends only.

- Come on, legends.

I don't know, do you feel, like,

extra pressure or whatever?

- I do.

Spotlight's gonna be
on us to do well.

- Yeah.

- But I feel like having
that pressure will

help us rise to the challenge.

- Yeah.

- I won my Snatch Game
on season nine

as the one and only Liza.

It's Liza with a Z. It has a Z.

- Liza with a Z.

- Yes, yes.

I have a legacy to live up to.

- That comes with
a lot of pressure.

I am going to be one
of the great ladies

of stage and screen, Bea Arthur.

My God.

- Having done such an icon
last time

and excelled at it,

I did not want to take
a step back.

Bea Arthur is this titan
of show biz, and I love Bea,

and I know RuPaul loves Bea.

It's a big risk, but I'm
still waiting on my first win.

So this is my moment to shine.

My God,
what's all this, your diary?

- My notes.

- Jesus, God, you've even got
math at the top.

I would say that Alexis
is definitely

my biggest competition
this week.

- Don't touch,
you fucking chaotic bitch.

- But I'd like to say that
pressure makes the diamond.

LaLa.

- I want a piggyback ride.

Okay, let's go.

Wow.

My God.

The LaLa express.

Alexis, are you jealous?

I got to ride LaLa.

She's fuming.

Absolutely fuming.

My God, this is one of
my favorite things to do.

Can I help you?
- Clean my titties?

- Yes.

- Of course, girl, have at it.

- I'm one of the best
titty cleaners around.

My God, not a white
person cleaning for me.

Change has come.

- Hey, All Stars.

Hi.

- Who's single
and ready to tingle?

Ooh.

- Okay.

Kahanna, come on over.

Okay.

You came over with just a big
container of cheese balls.

- That's what I'm using
as my makeup.

Okay.

So you are a Montrese.

Yes, I'm paying homage
to my mother, Coco.

- How does someone do
Coco Montrese?

I know you have
the orange cheese puffs there.

- She was criticized
for the orange makeup

by Alyssa Edwards.

- Girl, look how orange
you fuckin' look, girl.

- I'm not joking, bitch.

- Have you ever performed
as her before?

- Yes, I actually have.

I actually did her
for Halloween.

That was one of the times
that literally

I was just letting loose.

And I feel like this is
what I need for this challenge,

because I've been
kind of in my head

when it comes to acting
and, like, being funny.

If I can just channel
that energy

that I did for Halloween
and having fun as her,

I know that this could probably
help me get a win.

- That's right.

Just make sure you make Coco
proud and you make her funny.

Go get to work
and make me laugh.

- All right. I got you.

- All right. Thanks.

Jimbo, come on over.

Okay, you have on Mary Jane
shoes and a curly wig.

I don't even have to guess
who this is.

- Who is it?

- It's Shirley Temple.

- It's Little Miss Miracle.

- Now, you were on
the Canadian version

Snatch Game."

- I won.
- You did.

What character did you play?

I was Joan goddamn Rivers.

Brook Lynn, I'm wondering
what the hell I did in my life

to end up in the bottom
of a wastebasket

with these hair balls.

- And then when you did
"UK vs the World,"

you did not.

You're doing that
in a somber way.

Is it because
you were gone by then?

- I wanted to play it with you
so bad.

- I have high expectations
on this.

Now, have you performed
as Shirley Temple before?

- I have never been
Shirley Temple.

I've never even tried
this costume on before.

I am taking a risk.

- I love that.
As long as she's funny.

- I'm gonna be sweet as pie.

- Now it's my moment
to finally do

an American Snatch Game
with Mama Ru.

I just want to make Ru laugh,

I want to make the judges laugh,

and I want to do
this character justice.

- Heidi N Closet.
- Hi, darling.

- Let me guess.

You're playing a pirate.

Blackbeard the pirate.
- Okay.

Have you ever played
Blackbeard before?

- I've never played Blackbeard,
but I do like booty.

So you know.

- Okay, yeah, you have
something in common.

So, Heidi, so far you have
not won a main challenge.

Are you disappointed?

- Not necessarily disappointed,

but it's a pressure cooker
in here and it's like,

it can get to you at times.

And also that's just how it is.

I gotta be in the moment
and have fun.

I remember on season 12,
you told me,

"Just have fun, bitch."

- Yes, please have fun.

Because you are
a naturally funny person.

You're naturally charismatic.

- Well, thank you.
I appreciate that.

Being here is definitely taxing.

And sometimes I kind of let
the competition get to me.

But I need to remember
that I'm here to have fun

and show off what I got.

So I'm gonna worry about Heidi
and Blackbeard the pirate.

Arr.

- From the heart of Hollywood,
it's the Snatch Game of Love.

And here's the Snatchmaker
himself, RuPaul.

- Welcome, lovers.

Let's get to the heart
of the matter

and meet our celebrity
Snatchelorettes.

First up, well,
shiver me timbers.

It's Blackbeard the pirate.

- Yo-ho-ho, honey,
I'm here, honey, yes.

- Is that a wooden leg?

- Baby, I got a third, honey.

- Up next, the Puerto Rican
bombshell, Iris Chacón.

Now, what kind of man
are you looking for?

- I'm looking for...
- Sausage and eggs.

So you're
a breakfast queen, are you?

- I'm hungry, Ru.

- Up next,
it's Drag Race royalty.

Coco Montrese is here.

- That's right.

I'm back.

I know y'all called
Alyssa first.

- Yeah.

- But you know what?

When it comes to love,
I'm no runner up, bitch.

- Okay.

Up next,
she's always best in show,

Jennifer Coolidge.

Hi.

- Hi.

- How's that white lotus?

- You'll have to wait till
after the show to see that.

- Now it's time
to play the game.

So let's close that sugar wall.

- Bye.

- Let's meet
our first Snatchelor.

He's a Pisces with
serious intimacy issues.

Please welcome Matt Rogers.

- Hey, Ru.
- Hi, Matt.

- How's it going?
- Great.

Are you ready to snatch
a Snatchelorette?

- Crossing my fingers, Ru.

- You feeling some type
of a tingly connection?

- All the time everywhere.

- All right, Matt,
here's how our game works.

You ask our four celebrities
personal questions,

and they try to win your heart
with their answers.

Now, when the buzzer goes off,
you choose your dream snatch.

All right, Matt, first question.

- Snatchelorette number one,
if you could take me

anywhere in the universe
for our first date,

where would you take me,
and why?

- I would take you out
on my big black ship.

It'll take you around
the six seas, yes.

- I thought it was
the seven seas.

- There's seven seas?

Shit, my peg.

Well, the jig is up.

The jig is up.

You got me. You got me.

Sorry.

- Okay, well,
Snatchelorette number two.

- They say you are what you eat.

So who are you?

- Papi, I am a bombshell
with a tremendo culo.

Tremendo.

- Snatchelorette number three,
same question.

You are what you eat.

I want to know what you are.

- I mean, what you think?

I'm a damn Cheeto.
How about that?

I'm a Cheeto.

- I am okay with Cheetos.

- They're good.

- Snatchelorette number four.

- Hi, Matt Rogers.

- Hey.

- You seem like a homosexual.

It's okay.

We can make it work.

We can lay in bed
and touch fabric swatches.

And gays love me.

- Well, there's a connection
right there.

- Huge.

All right, Snatchelorette
number four,

I'm trying to develop
a foot fetish.

Describe your feet to me
in ways I cannot resist.

- I didn't know
it was gonna be a pop quiz.

Asking me about my feet.

Is Quentin Tarantino
behind that wall?

Well, I'm a busy actress, Ru.

It's a SAG violation
right now being here.

- All right, Snatchelorette
number one, same question.

Describe your feet and please
be irresistible about it.

- Yeah, Mr. Rogers.

I'm gonna describe
my favorite foot to you.

It's round.

It's silver.

And bitch, you'll get
a splinter, let's be honest.

It's a peg leg, baby,
it's a peg leg.

- All right, well,
Snatchelorette number three,

I have a confession to make.

I have great skin.

And that's because I moisturize.

I want to know,
what's your beauty secret?

- Filters.

Ain't nobody
naturally beautiful.

And if you are,
how much you paid your doctor?

- You need a refund
for that joke, bitch.

- Y'all hos better keep it cute,

and I'm not joking, bitch.

- There you go, sis.

- Snatchelorette number two,
same question.

- Every morning I clean my face
with leche, you know,

with milk.

And I'm gonna play
my two maracas for you

right now, Papi.

Beautiful.

- How wonderful.
- You love music?

- I love music.

I love listening to it. Yeah.

Moving on,
Snatchelorette number four,

they say you can tell a lot
about a person's soul

by looking right
directly into their eyes.

Look into Snatchelorette
number three's eyes

and tell me what you see.

- I can tell
she's wearing contacts.

- Bitch, why your lips
look like that?

- They're glossy.

- Look like you kissed
a baboon's ass.

- Thank you.

- All right.

Snatchelorette number two,
look into

Snatchelorette number one's
eyes and tell me what you see.

- Terrible makeup.

- She cross-eyed, I'm sorry.

- Okay, Snatchelorette
number three,

it's tradition
that virgin brides

wear white at their weddings.

I want to know if we got
married, what color would

your wedding dress be, and why?

- Well, depending on
the filter I use that day,

it could change the hue.

So I don't know exactly
if it's giving

peach or yellow or orange.

In my heart,
it's gonna be orange.

So I'm wearing orange
on our wedding day, baby.

- Here, pass this to her
so she can find the joke.

Pass that to her
so she can find the joke.

- Bitch, don't kick me
while I'm down, bitch.

You know this is not
my strong suit.

You're trying to make a joke
happen at my expense.

I'm not here for it.

Exit stage left, little boy.

- That buzzer means
we are out of time.

So, Matt, who do you choose?

Snatchelorette number one,
Snatchelorette number two,

Snatchelorette number three,

or Snatchelorette number four?

- I'm gonna have to go with
Snatchelorette number four.

- Bingo.
- Snatchelorette number four.

Before you meet
your Snatchelorette,

let's meet the three celebrities

you did not choose.

- Awkward.

Say hello
to Blackbeard the pirate.

- Arr.

- It's an honor.

- Polly!

- I think her bird died.

- I think that was Polly.
- Yeah.

- The bird Polly.

I think Polly is done.

All right, let me
introduce you to Iris Chacón.

- Hi.

- How could you miss all this?

- I'm a fool.

You're beautiful.

- All right.

Say hello to Coco Montrese.

- You look like
you got good credit.

- It's okay.

God.

That's a man.

- Okay, Matt, behind that
thin, glittered membrane

beats the heart of
the celebrity you've chosen.

Move that sugar wall and say
hello to Jennifer Coolidge.

- You picked the right girl,
dumbass.

Come on.
- Hey.

How are you?

- So where are you going
on the first date?

I wanted to go shopping.

Come on, let's go.

We could use
your credit card first.

- Let's go.
I do have good credit.

- You two go shopping,

and audience, don't you go away.

More Snatch Game of Love
right after this.

Welcome back
to the Snatch Game of Love.

Let's meet our next batch
of celebrity Snatchelorettes.

First up,
my favorite Golden Girl,

Bea Arthur, is here.

- Hello, Ru.

You're a pal and a confidant.

- Thank you for being a friend.

Now what kind of man
are you looking for?

- If you've got a pulse,
we'll do great.

My pussy's drier
than Grant's tomb.

- Up next, from "Mob Wives,"
it's Renee Graziano.

- Yo, RuPaul.

- How's business?

- Staten Island is booming.

Is it really?

But the Feds don't like that.

- Are the Feds listening in
on this conversation?

- You tell me.
You the one miked.

- Okay.

Up next,
from "Love & Hip Hop Miami,"

Sukihana is here.

- Suki With The Good Coochie.

Okay.

- You shoot in Miami.
- Yeah.

- You live in Atlanta.

- And do.

- Which do you call home?

- Houston.

All right, up next,
she's America's OG sweetheart.

Shirley Temple is here.

Hi, Shirley Temple.

- Well, hello, Ru.

I won the hearts of America
and the world.

- Yes, you did.

Are you ready to win the heart
of a nice Snatchelor?

- Well, I don't know,
does he know how to babysit?

- All right,
time to play the game.

Let's close that sugar wall.

- The Feds, bitch, the Feds.

- Let's meet
our next Snatchelor.

He's a Scorpio who was born
without a gag reflex.

There ought to be
a charity for that.

Please welcome Bowen Yang.

- Hi, Ru.

I'm a medical marvel.

- Yes, you are, my goodness.

Now, I hear
you're looking for love.

- I am, and I'm not that picky.

- Not that picky?
- No.

- Good to know.

I think you've definitely
come to the right place.

First question from Bowen.

- Snatchelorette number one,
I love an outdoorsy gal.

If I took you camping
on our first date, tell me,

how would you make it
super romantic?

- Well, Bowen,
we could start by reading

through the collected works
of William Shakespeare.

And then we might get
a little drunk,

and we'll land in jail.

- That sounds lovely.

- It's a good time.

- Snatchelorette number two,
how would you make camping

super romantic?

- Well, first of all, Bowen,

we not going camping
in Staten Island.

That dump is infested
with rats...

The same rats over here, bitch.

Okay.

Snatchelorette number three.

- Hello, Bo-Bo.

- Roses are red,
violets are blue,

how do you feel
about open relationships?

- As long as y'all both
open your bank accounts,

we all good in the hood, baby.

- Okay.

Snatchelorette number four,

what song best describes
your love life, and why?

- I would say
"On The Good Ship Lollipop,"

'cause I'm a sweet trip
to the candy shop.

I'm all grown up now.

I'm 100 years old.

- In what, Shirley, dog years?

- You tell me, you're the bitch.

- Snatchelorette number three,
if you were an animal,

what kind of animal
would you be, and why?

- All right, all right.

So I'll be a poodle, okay?

Because this pussy barks,
all right?

- Snatchelorette number two,
what kind of animal

would Snatchelorette
number one be?

- A cockroach,
so I could step on her.

- Ooh.

- I'd like to see her try.

I spent a year at Attica.

Yes, I know it's a men's prison.

I was there a year
before they found out.

- I will gut you like a fish.

- Okay.

Snatchelorette number four,

I'm terrible
at remembering names.

Look at Snatchelorette
number one

and give her a nickname
that I would never forget.

- I call you clam chowder.

'Cause you look stinky.

- I've got the best clam
in Miami.

- Okay,
Snatchelorette number two,

now you look at
Snatchelorette number three.

What should her nickname be?

- A fuckin' whore.

- That is my nickname, honey.

You know me well?

- Is that descriptive enough
for you?

- Yes. Yes.

So specific.
- Yeah.

- Okay.

Snatchelorette number one,
where's the strangest place

you've made whoopee?

- Well, Bowen,
I would probably have to say

in George Peppard's pool house.

- Was George there?

- Well, of course.

- Was the whole A Team there?

- I'm an opportunist.

- That's a yes.

- Thank you.

- Snatchelorette number four,
where's the strangest place

you've made whoopee?

Well, wouldn't you
like to know, you pervert?

Stop hiding behind that wall
and show yourself.

You and your dirty old
questions, you dirty old man.

Look at me, Mommy.

- Isn't she just darling?

- I'm so cute.

Who would believe
I just shit myself?

That buzzer means,

Bowen, it's time for you
to make a decision.

Who snatched your heart?

Is it Snatchelorette number one,

number two, number three,

or number four?

- I might get put
on a registry for it,

but I think
Snatchelorette number four.

My God, we won!

We found a home.

Golly.

- Before you meet
your Snatchelorette,

let's meet the three
celebrities you didn't choose.

Say hello to Beatrice Arthur.

- God will get you for that,
Bowen.

- I'm sorry, ma'am.

- May I please introduce you
to Renee Graziano.

- I'ma catch your ass
in the parking lot.

My God.

- Okay, Bowen, meet Sukihana.

- We wouldn't have
worked out anyway.

My God.

- Okay, Bowen,
only a thin, pink sugar wall

stands between you
and your future.

Move that sugar wall.

Say hello to Shirley Temple.

- Ooh, wowee.

- Wow.

- I didn't think
you'd be so small.

I'm gonna keep you.

- Yay.

- At Snatch Game of Love,
we love a happy ending.

So let's bring back
our other happy couple.

Matt and Jennifer,
come on out here.

Wow, congratulations.

My God.

- Matt and Bowen, before we go,
I have one thing to say.

The time has come for you
to lip synch for your love.

10, 10, 10, 10.

Wonderful.

Good night, everybody.

Good night.

- Out the way, bitch.

- Next, body, body.

Come on in, everybody.

- Did somebody knock this bitch
aside her head?

- All right, Snatch Game
is out of the way.

It's done.

It's the most
nerve-racking challenge

in Drag Race history.

I can breathe again.

- Look at that tap,
tap, tap, tap, tapping.

- Yes!

- For now.

- I had so much fun

just being a little psychopath.

- And it was so much fun
to play together.

We let each other,
like, have our time.

- Girl, I just gotta be real.

After yesterday,
it just, like, really

freaking shook me with Heidi.

Girl, I'm already under the bus.

I don't need you to roll it
and drive on top of me.

Like, that's not
what sisters do.

That's not what family does.

- No, and I also heard
that she went and told Jimbo

that I was coming for her

and she better watch out for me.

I was like...

Gag.

- That's the game
we're playing here?

Listen,
Heidi has spilled some tea,

but it's fake tea.

Jimbo told me that one night
after they cut the camera,

Heidi went up to Jimbo
and whispered in her ear,

"Watch out for Kandy.
She's gunning for you.

She's gonna send you home."

I don't know
what Heidi thinks she heard,

but I did not say that.

If anything, baby,
I am looking out

for both of them
in this competition.

So I'm confused,
and I feel betrayed.

- How do you feel,
Jessica, after yesterday?

- I feel that I started, like,
cute, you know, it was like,

but the joke
sometimes, I don't know.

Sometimes they were there,
sometimes wasn't.

I don't think that
I did terrible,

but I know I can do better.

Well, I hope in
the bottom it's not me.

- How are you doing, Kahanna?

- Back and forth.
- Yeah.

- You know, I was already,
like, feeling

kind of defeated
before I went in.

- I feel you.

- But what really,
like, sent me was you.

- Me?

- Yes, because
you really were pushing me.

Seeing that I was struggling
and, like,

throwing the jokes back at me.

Like, giving me the map
and literally,

like, antagonizing me.

It just was not cute, Heidi.

- I also want to say
I did not mean for that

to be what was happening.

I literally had no idea Kahanna
was having these feelings.

Like, I'm a little hurt,
actually,

that she would think that
I was trying to sabotage her.

I don't want you to feel like
I was trying to push you down.

I was hoping that you would,
like, be able to volley

and, like, hit the joke.

- Girl, I wasn't even
hitting the jokes

that Ru was giving me.

So why are you digging
the hole even deeper for me?

It really, really hurt.

I'm not even gonna sit here
and front with you.

I was really devastated
last night.

- No, I want to be real,
and I appreciate

that you're being real with me.

- Kahanna is going through it.

But girl, Heidi was playing
the Snatch Game

just the way God intended.

- I'm so sorry that that
is how you... how it came off.

I do apologize.

I never want my sisters
to feel like I'm trying

to, like, make them feel
less than or make them...

Push them down
in any sort of way.

Girl, you know that's not me.

That's not what I do.

- Okay, so since we're talking
about family and stuff,

Heidi, why did I hear
that you went to Jimbo

and told her
that I'm coming for her?

- Because you did.

Alexis?
- Ooh.

- Alexis was present
when Kandy was saying

she would send Jimbo home.

- Girl.

- Tell the truth.
Shame the devil.

- I am just trying to, like,
flatline in this conversation.

- Did Kandy say to you that?

- I nodded because
Kandy said that to me.

- I said I'm gunning for her?

- No.

- So then?

- Alexis starts to agree
with what I'm saying,

but as soon as Kandy pipes up,
she's like, "Well,

I don't know if that's exactly
what she had said."

- So which is it?

- What she said was, as soon
as Jimbo lands on the bottom,

I'm gonna send her ass home.

- I didn't hear that from her.

I did not hear Kandy say that.

- I said she is competition.

- That's not true, Kandy.

- Why would you go
behind my back

and throw me under the bus?

- But I did not throw you
under the bus.

- That's what Jimbo said.

- I didn't say
she threw you under the bus.

You let me know that I need
to watch out for Kandy,

because she said
she was coming for you.

And I said, okay.

- Even if that was the case,

ain't we supposed to be sisters?

Where's the loyalty?

- Well, she was
being loyal to me.

- Baby, you were the one trying
to turn the tables

on our alliance member.

And you want to question
my integrity?

Really?

- Can we just chalk this up to
we are all fierce competition?

- But the thing is,

this is a democracy
where we are voting.

And if Jimbo for whatever
reason landed in the top

and I had landed in the bottom,

she would have believed
all that shit

and would have sent my ass home.

That is wild to me.

- At this point, it's
Heidi's word against Kandy's,

and I don't know who to believe.

But being in the middle
of a fight

between two of my good
sisters feels really shitty.

- Can you light a candle,
please?

And burn some fuckin' sage.

- We might need a few.

- Let's burn some wigs.

Fuck the candles.

- The room is just dead silent.

You could hear a rat
piss on cotton, honey.

I feel very alone
and, like, it's just...

It's not sitting right with me.

The feeling, the aura.

Jimbo, what I told you,
that's what I had heard.

And that's all there was to it.

Let's just have fun tonight.

And when it comes down
to voting, vote Heidi.

- No, Heidi. Come on.
- No, no, no.

Absolutely not.

- It's 'cause I do not like
what this has become,

because this has become
really ugly

and really hideous,
and I don't like that.

So have fun or I'm leaving now.

I don't... honestly, no,
we don't even

have to vote tonight.
I love y'all.

- No.
- No, Heidi.

- No.
- I love you.

I can't.
- No.

- I can't.
I cannot.

I love y'all.
- No.

- I love y'all so much.

- Heidi, no.

- What the fuck?

- I'm not going back in there.

- What are you doing?

- Why?

As upset as I am with Heidi,

this has gone way over the hill.

I never even, like, wanted
something like this to happen.

At the end of the day,
she's still my sister,

and I don't want
my sister to go.

- I need my peace and my joy.

I've lost it here.

- You're not gonna regret this
when you go home?

- No, I'm not gonna regret this.

I know I'm not.

I'm pleased with what I showed.

No amount of money, no $200,000,

no $50,000 from the Fame Game
is worth my happiness.

- Girl, what the fuck
just happened?

- I've done
what I came here to do.

I came here to have fun,
show my growth,

and have a kiki, honey,
and I've done all that.

So sometimes you just gotta
take your own destiny

into your own hands.

- So she decided
she's not coming back?

Yeah, she's...

She's gone.

She left.

- Well...

I know that when our lives
have been the darkest...

It's been this thing that we do
that has saved us.

- It's really shocking
that Heidi

gave up on this opportunity.

I'm so bummed, because
we came into this competition

as friends,
and I really envisioned us

being in the finale together.

- That's not how
that was supposed to end.

- After all of this drama,
who do I feel I can trust?

Nobody.

At the end of the day,
this is a competition.

So I really need
to watch my own back

and keep my eye on the prize.

Fuck. Fuck.

- Yes.

- Yeah.

- You better walk
in those razor blades.

- Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Mrs. Michelle Visage,
tell everybody

how you met your husband.

- Picture it.

New York City,
1996, Central Park.

I was in a bikini, and I
asked him to sit on my towel.

I had the story all wrong.

I thought you were in
a bikini on the corner

of 8th Avenue and 42nd Street.

- We'll never know.

- Mrs. Ross Mathews.

Now, how did you meet
your husband?

- It was over breakfast
in Puerto Vallarta.

I remember a teeny Speedo
and a huge burrito.

Wait, no, it wasn't a burrito.

- The adorable Bowen Yang
and Matt Rogers.

Now, are you guys married
in real life?

- Yes, Ru,
but not to each other.

- We both have wives
named Cheryl Anne.

- Hi, Cheryl Anne.

- We'll be home soon.

Poor Cheryl Anne.

Now, this week we
challenged our queens

to make us fall in love
with their

celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Ruveal Yourself.

Now, sadly, I want to confirm
that Heidi N Closet has chosen

to remove herself
from the competition

and will not be participating
in the Fame Games.

We wish Heidi nothing but love.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Category is Ruveal Yourself.

Up first, Jessica Wild.

- Ooh, someone's going
to her hen party.

- Everybody remember

Jessica Wild being the chicken.

Who came first, the chicken
or the egg or Jessica Wild?

- Good luck,
and don't cluck it up.

- I love a drag look
with a side of cholesterol.

- I'm a very sexy chicken.

Baby, see you at brunch.

- Well, she's not just easy.

She's over easy.

- Hey.

- All right, girl,
"omelet" you finish.

- Kahanna Montrese.

- Okay, seriously, has anyone
seen Big Bird lately?

- My look on the runway
is showgirl burlesque.

Sometimes it's just better
to be naked.

Who needs rhinestones
when you have a beautiful ass?

- She seems shy.

- This is why they call it
the Vegas Strip.

- Okay.

What happens in Kahanna
stays in Kahanna.

- This is me.

I don't need clothes
to be beautiful.

- First the egg look and now
she's serving crack too.

- Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.

- A furry walks amongst us.

- I am on my way to Sesame
Street in this costume,

all right?

I cannot see a goddamn thing
in this thing.

First off, I reveal me.

I bet you didn't think this
reveal could get any better.

- But, wait, there's more.

- Giving you a little taste
of what I'm all about.

I am a show.

Sometimes a strip show.

- She's a freak in the streets
and a freak in the sheets.

- That's the best way.

- Ooh.

- "bee-hive."
- Careful.

You're gonna put somebody's
eyes out with those things.

- Ooh.

- Her colors are
blush and whore.

Kandalisa Muse.

- Baby, I'm ready
to serve you some cookies.

Look at this bored housewife.

Leave it to Beaver.

- I spin, I spin, and I spin.

- Ooh.

- Look at me in my red dress.

Carmen Sandiego realness.

- Carmen Sandiego lost her hat.

- It's everything, bitch,
I'm everything.

- The Real Housewives of
Fredericks of Hollywood.

- Take that, Judy Jetson.

- To infinity and be a whore.

- LaLa Ri.

Cloaked in mystery.

- Barney is a woman now.

Yes.

- My bodysuit is stoned out
for the gods.

I have a bow on the back,
because I am the present,

honey, and the gift.

- Wrap it and turn it
and tie it with a bow.

- Look out, Ciara.

Somebody else got goodies.

- Yep.

- Eggplant emoji.

- Jimbo.

My God.

- The judges are gagged.

Who is this handsome stud?

- I've been trying to avoid
this guy on Grindr all day.

- I don't know her from Adam.

- It's Adam and Steve,
not Adam and Eve.

- I am living my Eve fantasy.

I am the only woman,
the original woman

from the Garden of Eden.

- And I am ready
to commit a sin.

- The forbidden fruit
isn't so forbidden anymore.

- We've looked at Jimbo
from both sides now.

- Yes.

- I was wondering what
happened to Kevin Sorbo.

- What a two-faced bitch.

- Alexis Michelle.

- Are you a good witch
or a drag witch?

- Sure, I'll smell your finger.

- The inspiration
for this reveal

comes from my favorite
musical, "Into The Woods."

My goodness.

She's beautiful.

- I'll eat her apples.

- I feel spooky, I feel
woodsy, I feel fabulous.

- That old black magic
has me in its spell.

- Welcome, All Stars.

Based on your Snatch Game
of Love performances

and your Ruveal Yourself
runway looks,

I've made some decisions.

Kandy Muse,

LaLa Ri,

you are both safe.

You may leave the stage.

- Bye.

- Ladies, you represent the tops

and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Jessica Wild.

- Snatch Game of Love,
you did the icon

that is Miss Iris Chacón.

Your body looked great.

The hair looked great.

I thought you embodied her
somewhat.

But there was so much more to
her that could have been done.

- I want to talk about your
Ruveal Yourself runway look.

You look "egg-celent."

You do.

- I want to really thank you
for telling

this important story
of the chicken and the egg.

And it feels like
you've really taken a side

that the chicken did come first.

So thank you for that
conversation starter.

- Your Iris Chacón
I was so excited for,

because I'm a big fan of hers.

I know you are.

But it just didn't hit the mark.

We didn't get
your point of view with it.

What is your...

- I didn't get it too.

- Kahanna Montrese.

Va-va-va-voom.

- Snatch Game of Love,
you chose your drag mama,

Drag Race legend Coco Montrese.

- That's right. I'm back.

- I think in theory,
the idea was good.

Where you went wrong
is that it was

just a bunch of the same thing
over and over again.

- There's nothing wrong
with playing, like,

ornery, cranky Coco.

But it's hard to react
from that place,

especially when Ru's
throwing you some assists

or as you're interacting
with the other queens.

So I think you just had
a hard job to do.

- It was just flat.

What's not flat is this
beautiful, ridiculous outfit.

- Not only is the look
beautiful,

but your presentation
of it was sexy.

It was alluring.

In that regard,
tens across the board.

- Yeah.
- Thank you, Kahanna.

- Thank you, Ru.
- Jaymes Mansfield.

- You know, if I walk this Earth

and never see
a drag impersonation

of Jennifer Coolidge again,
I'd be okay.

- But I thought you did
a wonderful job.

And you, in my opinion,
saved that first group.

Tonight on the runway,
this is really cute,

but the fit on this
is a bit awry.

- I lost weight.

I didn't expect that to happen.
- Yay!

But gotta pin it,
we gotta pull it.

Because whatever
the situation is,

you're out here for display.

And I'm also starting to get
a bit samey from you.

Give us versatility.
Give us different looks.

Switch it up.

- I love it.
Michelle says switch it up.

Bitch came out as a pink Muppet.

- I love this runway so much.

I think we're long overdue
for the yassification

of Jim Henson.

You did it perfectly.

- Up next, Alexis Michelle.

- Bea Arthur, you would think
it's an easy character to do,

but it's not.

- I've got the best clam
in Miami.

- It was really,
really well done.

I was so proud of you.

- Just down to the outfit
that she would either wear

to a gala or the pharmacy,

it was perfection.

- You were so, so good.

You were really method.

I mean, it was just marvelous.

- I really liked your
Ruveal Yourself runway look.

You went from that
creepy little witch

to twirl into this
beautiful gown.

I wish maybe the gown
was a color or something

so it was a real
juxtaposition from the witch,

but it's beautiful.

- Well, thank you, Alexis.

Up next, Jimbo.

- Now, I ask this
with the kindness in my heart.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Shirley Temple could not
have been more insane.

This tap dancing
giant human being.

It was just wrong
in all the best ways.

- I feel like with you,
Jimbo, the concept

matches the quality
which matches the comedy.

I mean, you bring all three
of those together so well.

My God.

Thank you.

- I actually would go
as far as to say

that you are the best
physical comedian

that "Drag Race" has ever seen.

When you started tap dancing,

it was the funniest thing
I have seen

in months, maybe years.

Just yeah, thanks
for putting on a show.

My God, thank you
for such beautiful words.

- Then you come out here
like this on the runway.

Literally,
whose face is that, Jimbo?

- It's mine.

Yeah, I had my face cast.

- This was just really
next level to us.

Really next level.

- Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques
I've made some decisions.

Jimbo, condragulations.

You are the top All Star
of the week.

- Yahoo!

Whoopsie.

Misfire.

- You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.

- Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

- Jaymes Mansfield,

Alexis Michelle,

you are safe.

Jessica Wild, Kahanna Montrese,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom
All Stars of the week.

Thank you, All Stars.

You may leave the stage.

- I'm in the bottom yet again,
and I'm definitely shaken.

Because based off my track
record, I may be in trouble.

- This is my first time
in the bottom,

and I'm scared as "fff."

I hope the girls are voting
by track record.

But we never know.

I'm not safe right now.

- One of our sisters has
already left us tonight,

and the thought
of sending someone else home

is really, really tough.

I look good.

- Jessica and Kahanna
both have challenge wins,

but, you know, at this point,

there is very little
to no room for error.

Any little mishap,
that might send you home.

This sucks, officially.

- I love you, and I admire you,

and I'm very proud of you,
sister.

- I don't want to do this today.

God.

In your honor,
I'm gonna steal this.

- This has been
an emotional week,

and now I have such
a hard choice to make.

This is Jessica's first time
in the bottom

and maybe my only chance
to take her down.

Kahanna, you are such
an amazing queen,

but you've had more
chances than most people.

So maybe it's time to go.

Silence.

I have made my decision.

Welcome back.

Jimbo, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

- I hope so.

- I'm gonna dust them away.

- It's time to present
this week's lip-sync assassin.

Wow.

It's my blushing bride.

- Ruveal yourself.

- Kameron?

- Who is it?

- This is someone
who came to play.

- Jasmine Kennedie.

- Hi, Mama Ru.

- Come on down.

- I guess.

- They got season 14's
Jasmine Kennedie up in here.

Now, this is
a lip-sync assassin, baby.

She gonna twirl.

And I know she on
the Vegas show too.

So I'm excited to see
what mama gives.

She looks good.

- Welcome home, Jasmine.

- Feels correct.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, Jasmine holds
the lipstick of the queen

that the group has voted
to send home.

If Jasmine wins the lip sync,
the queen on her lipstick

gets the chop.

Jimbo.

- Yeah.

- This is your chance
to impress me.

- Okay.

- Win $20,000.
- Yeah.

- And earn the power to give

one of the bottom queens
the chop.

The time has come for you
to lip synch

for your legacy.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Jasmine Kennedie,
you better go off bitch.

- You fucking talented bitch.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jasmine Kennedie...

Condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

- Wait, that's the first time
you've said that.

Can you say it
again one more time?

- You're a winner, baby.

Yes!

I will take it.

I'll take it.

- All Stars, this week's $20,000

will roll over
to next week's tip.

- Okay.

- All right, Jimbo, you are
safe to slay another day.

- Thank you so much.

Thank you.

We love you.

- Will the bottom queens
please step forward?

Jessica Wild, Kahanna Montrese.

Whoever gets the chop tonight
will be immediately entered

into the online Fame Games.

Now, with great power comes
great responsibility.

That is why...

I have made
this difficult decision.

I will continue to be blonde.

- You're so brave.

- Bravery.

- No one is going home tonight.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- Yes, yes, honey.

Thank you.

My God.

- Jasmine Kennedie,
we loved having you back.

Well, thank you
for allowing me to twirl again.

You're welcome any time.

- Thank you.

- Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.
- All right.

Let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

- I thought Heidi
was a real contender.

- I just hope she didn't
plant seeds here

in people's heads
that are gonna grow

as the competition
moves forward.

- I think it's some lies
probably being told.

- For this week's
maxi challenge,

we are staging
the world premiere

of "Joan,
the Unauthorized Rusical."

Yes!

- Well, I don't have
another option, so...

- What do you mean,
you don't have another option?

Like, you don't just get
to say, "This is mine,

and I don't have
another option."

- I see you, bitch.

- Not ass, axe.

- What's wrong with that?

- This is gonna be a battle.

- Don't fuck with me, fellas.

- We are ready to bring
the house down.

- That Rusical was unbelievable.

- Ruveal yourself.

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