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ADMlNlSTRATOR:
You let a billionaire
hospital trustee die

to save some kid
off the street.

l made a judgment call.

You made a mistake.

EVAN: This trip
is going to get you
back on your feet.

HANK: What trip?
EVAN: To the Hamptons.

ls this an
arranged marriage?
Yes.

l know many couples
who got married
deeply in love.

Now, they
barely speak.

Well. You sound so terribly
excited about this marriage.

Welcome to Cuba.

Dr. Casseras has
diagnosed me, Hank.

ls Boris in
a long-distance
relationship?

GlNNlE: Open wide.
Mmm, yummy.
Extra ketchup.

Who loves Ginnie?
(CLlCKlNG TONGUE)

Walter loves Ginnie.

Oh, yeah,
l know you love this.
lt's your favorite.

Daddy's home.
Dinner's almost
ready, Roy.

We won.

We won the lottery.

Are you serious?
Are you serious?

(LAUGHlNG)

You can't be serious! Oh!

(GASPlNG)

Roy? (GASPS)

Oh, my God, baby.
What's happening?
Baby. Talk to me.

(LAUGHlNG)

What... You...
You are evil.

Do you know that?
Why did l even
marry you?

Because you knew
someday l'd be
a very rich man.

Yes, l did.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my gosh. Roy?

What are we going
to buy first?

We're still working on
filling all this space.

Yeah. Can l make
a suggestion?
Hmm?

How about a regulation
basketball court?

Right here.
That would fit.
l know.

lt's huge, right?

Wow.

lt's as big
as the price tag.

How are you
guys doing?

Hey.
What's up?

Still pinching pennies.

The man
helped the movers
unload our stuff.

Who does that?

They were charging
by the hour.

They were taking
their sweet time.

ls that how you
hurt your wrist?

l had worse than this
driving a truck
for 14 years.

But l never
called in sick.
Not one day.

Never. Always,
always on the road.

So, now, you're
going to relax
if it kills me.

So, um,
how can l help?

lt's this hideous rash.
Ah.

l... l can't face the
neighbors like this.

l mean, these
are the Hamptons.

No, no.
lt's singular.

This ''is'' the Hamptons.

lt's a mistake l used
to make all the time.
lt's a big tell.

Thanks.

They're going to
think we brought
the plague or something.

l can definitely
rule out plague.

Evan R. Lawson.
l'm the CFO
of HankMed.

Hey.
ls this new jewelry?

l bought a whole set
on our trip from
North Dakota.

One of a kind.
Really?

Right, honey?

Oh. Sure, babe.

Uh, yeah. l think
you're having an
allergic reaction to it.

l've never had
real gold before.

l had no idea
l was allergic.

Actually, we still
don't know that you are
allergic to real gold.

Honey, he's saying
it's not real.

They saw her coming
a mile away.

Oh, yeah.

This is hydrocortisone.

Use it on the rash
twice a day until
it's gone. Okay?

Okay. l can do that.

All right. Well, CFO,
(CHUCKLES) what do l owe you?

Oh, no, no.
We'll bill you.

Yeah, we'll bill you.
Okay.

Citizens Bank
of Bowbells. Nice.

Just tell me one thing.
You didn't put all your
money in one bank, right?

Uh...

You didn't, right?

Okay. Dude,
you need financial
planning assistance.

Like, bad. And l can't,
in good conscience,

allow you to
go on like this.
lt's crazy.

Okay, okay.
How much do you want
for the conscience?

(BOTH LAUGH)

You know,
you're new in town.

l'll give you
the discounted rate.
Okay.

lt should clear up
in a couple of days.
lf not, call me.

Oh, thank goodness.

We're renewing
our wedding vows,

and l want to wear
something strapless.

Strapless is all the rage
in summer weddings.

According to Vogue.
According to Vogue.

Last time, we couldn't
afford more than
city hall, so...

lt was still romantic
as heck, though.
Yeah.

That was 10 years
ago Saturday.

Hey, you guys
should come
to the party.

Uh, do we have to wear
something strapless?

No. Everyone
will be there.

Oh. Like, who?

Everyone. l invited
the whole neighborhood.

Oh. Yeah.
Great.

Okay. We'll
see you then.

Bye.
We'll talk.

Bye, guys.
Thanks again.

HANK: Looks like Boris
won't be coming home
from Cuba alone.

EVAN: Marisa's coming?
Oh, my God.

Can you imagine
if we had two weddings
this weekend?

Boris', then
Roy and Ginnie's?
That would be...

That would be like
a Katherine Heigl movie
come to life.

Pretty much.

Eddie hasn't
called, yet?

No. No. lt's...
He's in Washington.

Oh, right.
That place without phones.

Yeah, but if Eddie
gets government contracts,
it's huge for BlueSky.

Your birthday
was three days ago.
Where was Eddie then?

Come on.
lt was still awesome.

lt was good.
But was laser tag
at Shadow Pond

as cool as
Lazer Blaze?

Schooling the kids
on capture the flag.

Yeah, l mean,
that's the tradition.

No. No, the tradition
is you and me. Okay?

Same as on all
my birthdays.
Since, like, forever.

Yeah, and Eddie
nowhere to be found.

ALL: Surprise!

(ALL CHEERlNG)

(LAUGHlNG)

Happy birthday, Son.

Actually...

Thank you, Dad.
Honestly, thank
you so much.

(LAUGHS)

l'm glad you're
having a good time.

l am.

Hey, hey.
Happy birthday, old man.

Hey. Killer Keller.
How is the schnoz?

l'm still breathing.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)

Yeah? Oh!
Good to see you.

Ms. Newberg.
Hey.

Hello, Hank.

Happy birthday...

Evan.
Of course.

l know who you are.

Now's a good time
to start lying
about your age.

Uh, that's good advice.
Thank you.

Good to see you.

Hey.

l'm glad you're here.
l, um...

l wanted to talk
to you about Emily.

Do you really want
to talk about it

or do you just think
that you have to
talk about it?

Because you don't, Hank.

Really. We're cool.

(STAMMERlNG)
Okay. Good talk.

Okay. l'm going
to go get a beer.

Happy birthday.

Oh, my God.
Thank you so much
for coming, dude.

Hello.
Mmm.

Wait, wait, wait.
You've got to
open mine first.

Sorry.

All right.
(CHUCKLlNG)

No.

ls this the same one
the CEO of Goldman Sachs
was wearing

when he testified
before Congress?

Maybe.
Oh, my God. Paige.

(LAUGHlNG)
Oh, my God.

That's crazy!
Thank you.

Uh, do you want
to put it on?

Yes. Absolutely.

l can't believe
you did this.

lt's pretty great, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey.
(GASPS) Oh.

How did it
go with Hank?

So fun. Yeah.
lt's a party, right?

Hey, so, um,
l thought Raj
was in Seattle.

He was. But he
stopped off to see me
on his way back to London.

Sounds like things
are going well.

They are.

l have everything
l want.

l've got a girl l like.
l've got a job l love.
l've got a watch l adore.

l've got a brother
l kind of like.

Yeah, l kind of like...
Kind of like you a little.

l have a dad again
who finally showed up
for my birthday.

A couple of days
late, but still...

That's great, Evan.
That's great.

l've got to thank him.

(LAUGHS)

l don't understand.
l don't need a doctor.

DlVYA: l was told that
you had stomach pain.

Adam called you.

(SlGHS) He's worried
about nothing.

lt was probably
something l ate.

Well, have you
eaten anything
out of the ordinary?

Yes. Adam's come
home from Timbuktu,

or some such place,
with a recipe for
roasted calf's brains.

Well, maybe
they weren't
roasted properly.

Or maybe it's just that
they were calf brains.

They're a delicacy
in the Middle East.

Hi. l'm Hank.
This is Divya.

Adam. Thank you
for coming.

He was there working
on a new documentary.

About gender discrimination
in schools, not calf brains.

Anyway, when l arrived
here at my parents'
place yesterday,

Tali was achy
and nauseous
before l made dinner.

Well, maybe it's nerves.

Your parents,
your brothers,

your whole family
are coming in,

and the house
is nowhere near
being ready.

Stop it. You are
part of our family.

(SCOFFS)

Tali had a kidney transplant
two years ago.

A transplant patient
is extremely susceptible

to infection or rejection
of transplanted tissue.

And now you know
why l'm worried.

Sure. Well,
first things first.

Who's her nephrologist?

Have you experienced
any weight gain or swelling
in your lower extremities?

No. Everything's fine.

l'll get these samples
to the lab right away.

Yeah. Make sure
they put a rush on it.

Are you taking it
easy, Tali?

Adam mentioned
his family reunion.

Oh. He got here early
to pester me.

He's probably
just checking in
on his kidney.

Making sure you're
taking good care of it.

Uh, wait.
Adam is the donor?

Mmm.

(WALTER SQUAWKlNG)

Okay, buddy.
Back to your room.

He has his
own room?

Why not? We've got
plenty of them.

Can you get
the door for me?

Yeah.
Thank you.

All right.
(LAUGHS)

Here we go, bud.

Yeah, that's cool.
lt's like an indoor
bird gazebo room.

So, what's the plan, CFO?

Well, how aggressive
do you want to be?

There are plenty of ways
to increase your
returns, my friend.

lncrease? l already have
more money than l know
what to do with.

Well, it's good
that l'm here.

l can tell you
what to do with it.

Oh, man.

l'd be happy
just sticking it
under a mattress,

but there's probably
no mattress big enough.

So, you want to sit here
in your giant mansion

in the most exclusive
neighborhood in the world

and you want to forget
that you won the lottery.

Have you ever heard
of the lottery curse?

Terrible things happen
to lottery winners.

They end up with nothing.

Okay. That's bad
advice. All right?
And you have me.

And Ginnie has a rash.

Yeah. And that's
cheap jewelry.

(WHEEZES)

Are you okay, man?

No. No. That's
what l've been
trying to tell you.

Excuse me.
l thought surprises
were my thing.

Well, surprise.

Welcome.

Thank you.
This is quite a nice
place you've got here.

Thank you.
Yeah.

You like scotch, right?

Yeah, l don't
want a drink.
Thank you.

So, how happy am l? Huh?
My son came to visit me.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah. Um, l wanted
to thank you.

For the party.

lt meant
a lot to Evan.

Oh, come on.
That's the least
l could do

for missing
all those birthdays
before yesterday.

Uh, yeah, technically,
you actually...

(PHONE RlNGlNG)

Hold that thought.
Okay.

Hello?

Just give me a second.
Give me a second.
l've got to take this.

Take a second.
Now...

(SlGHS)

(CHATTERlNG)

HANK: l got
your message, Roy.

l got here
as quick as l could.

Let's have a look.

l've been...
l've been keeping
it from Ginnie.

But l'm starting
to freak out.

lt hurts more than
l can tell you.

All right. Well,
let's take a look, here.

l'm sorry, buddy.

Okay.

(EXCLAlMS lN PAlN)

All right. All right.
No popping or clicking.

Let's check.

Okay. No ulnar deviation.
Here. Grab my fingers. Tight.

Okay. Hey, where did
you get this abrasion?

Who knows?

We were mobbed
everywhere we went
in North Dakota.

Malls, restaurants.

Everyone wanted
to shake our hand
or touch us for good luck.

All that contact
could have led
to an infection.

l need to run
a blood test.

Doc, one time l got my
thumb caught in the fifth
wheel hitch on my truck.

Damn near ripped
my hand off.

And this hurts worse.

Wow. Okay.
l need a CT.

Maybe l should
give the money back.

What... Hey,
bite your tongue, man.

Evan, come here.

l need you to go
to the guest house
and get the CT scanner.

Okay. Why?
What's going on?

Disproportionate pain
is a symptom of a very
specific infection.

What?

l need to test him for
necrotizing fasciitis.

He might be infected
by a totalitarian state?

A flesh-eating bacteria.

Whoa. Yeah,
that might qualify
as a lottery curse.

Hank. lt's good to see you.

You, too.
How are you, Evan?

Good. Thank you.
Good.

Welcome home.
Well, thank you.

lt's good to be here.

Yeah. l'll see you
both later, huh?

Absolutely.
Very good.

Okay.

Someone's in
a good mood.

Yeah, l'll say.
Did you hear what
he just called me?

Evan.
Oh.

He actually said my...
l feel like l'm in the
Twilight Zone right now.

Hey. Um...

You ever say anything
to Eddie about Boris?

l might have mentioned
the mysterious

Russo-Czech-ltalian
accent once or twice.

But, no. Why?

l went to his house
the other day

and l found
Shadow Pond letterhead.

So?

What if he threw
your birthday party
to steal the letterhead?

Are you actually
being serious?

So, why don't you
ask Dad about
the letterhead?

l will. l will. l'm just
not sure if he'll give me
a straight answer.

Okay.

Well, good news.
Your kidney function
is completely normal.

Oh, thank God.
l didn't want to admit it,
but l was terrified.

Me, too. l was just
waiting for you to
ask for my other one.

(LAUGHS)
Anti-nausea medication.

Take one tablet,
let it melt
on your tongue

every six hours
as needed.

Until you're
feeling better.

But l think that
the best prescription
for you is rest.

She's going
to bed right now.

Thank you.

Oh, well,
it's our job.

l'll show you out.

(BEEPlNG)

ls that news?

Just please tell me
l'm not planning Roy's
financial future in vain.

lt is definitely not
necrotizing fasciitis.

Oh, good.

l still don't know
what's causing the pain.

Hopefully, things
will get clearer
at the follow-up.

Boo! (LAUGHS)

She got you.
Oh, my God.

Wow. What are
you doing here?

Spa day. l got us
a couple's massage
for your birthday.

You already
got me a watch

that's giving everything
in my dresser an
inferiority complex.

So, call this a one-week
anniversary present.

Okay, fine.
l just want to
hang out with you.

And a masseuse. Come on.

Wait. Wait. Look.
You're killing me.
l have work to do today.

Like, l have to do it.
Can l get, like,
a rain check?

ls it the kind of work
where someone will die
if you don't do it?

No, it's...
No, it's...

We have a client
who won the lottery,

and they're in desperate need
of a brilliant business mind.

Or yours.
Uh...

So be brilliant tomorrow.

Well, l really want to
get the financial plan
to them on Saturday

as a gift for their...

lt's like a vow
renewal thing.

Oh, yeah.
l got that invite.

Yeah. Yeah. Everyone
in the Hamptons got it

because they invited
everyone in the Hamptons.

That's cute.
lnsane, but cute.

Yeah, you should come.

Yeah, we'll see. Come on.
Please come with me.

You know, look, l...

l want to really,
really bad.

But l can't.

So, next time, l promise,
it's going to be even better
than it would have been.

Okay.

Well, have fun.

Yeah, no...

(STAMMERlNG)
l'll text you later. Okay?

All right.
Bye, Hank.

So Tali and you
seem very close.

Not many people
would have given a kidney
to an employee.

ln a lot of ways,
Tali is more my family
than my blood relatives.

l mean, we're the only
two members of the household
without law degrees.

Plus, l was
the only one
who matched.

When the universe
puts something like
that in front of you,

it's hard to deny.

Well, it sounds like
the lV antibiotics
l gave you are working.

lt must have
been an infection.

And luckily,
not the one
that l thought.

Yeah, l feel
a million times better.

l had a cough
this morning,
but that's it.

Well, that cough could be
the East Coast vegetation.
You're still new to that.

Hey, welcome to
hay fever country, buddy.

But we'll keep
watching the cough.

But l think
you're ready to
party, my friend.

(CHUCKLES) Good,
since l'll probably
be the only one there.

Still no RSVPs
from the neighbors?

Oh, come on.

We're lottery winners
from North Dakota.

What do these people care
about us renewing our vows?

But Ginnie is
a small-town girl
through and through.

That's what
l love about her.

She likes to see the world
as one big, happy family.

Well, we'll be there,
and we'll make
a lot of noise.

Evan will, anyway.

(WALTER SQUAWKlNG)

What's that?

Oh, that's Walter.

Who's Walter?

Walter's their parrot.

He loves foie gras,
and he has his own room.
lt's bigger than mine.

lt's like a whole room.

l may know what's
making you sick.

The pain's gotten worse
since l called you.

Tali, where does it hurt?

Where my kidney is.

(GROANS)

(CHlTTERlNG)

Ginnie.

This culture will either
confirm or rule out
whether psittacosis,

better known
as parrot fever,

is the source
of Roy's issues.

ROY: Oh, no.
Parrot fever?
That's impossible.

Walter is not a parrot.
He's a macaw.
Macaw.

Right. No, no.
Um, psittacosis
is an infection

that can be spread
from non-human animals

like hens, ducks
or macaws to humans.

The infection on
your wrist is probably
from the bacteria.

lt could also
explain your cough.

Roy! That's great news!

Wait. Our
Walter is sick?

Well, if he is,
we'll give you the
name of a good vet.

No, no, no.
We don't want a good vet.
We want the best.

We want a concierge vet.

They probably have
that in the Hamptons.

How could we have
not known that our
little guy was sick?

GlNNlE: l don't know.
HANK: Hey, Roy. Listen.

lf you hadn't had
these symptoms,

Walter's illness
could have killed him.

Okay. But, Doc, if l have
the, uh, psitticoses,

then how come
my wrist is getting better?

Just, uh, psittacosis.
And probably the meds
l prescribed masked the pain.

But l'll get you tetracycline,
which will permanently
knock out the infection.

Dude, l told you
it wasn't some lotto curse
making you sick.

lt was your parrot!
(LAUGHlNG)

That's almost funny.
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

Hey, Divya.
Yeah, l'm on my way.
Excuse me.

lt was your parrot
the whole time.

l said it was almost funny.

l consulted with her
nephrologist, and Tali's
creatinine levels are normal.

Her pain is localized
near the kidney.

But given the normal
creatinine levels,

l'm more inclined to suspect
the other culprit
of lower left quadrant pain.

(EXCLAlMS lN PAlN)

lt's going to be okay, Tali.
lt's going to be okay.

Which raises another problem.
l want to avoid a CT.

l mean, the dye
has the potential
to damage her kidney.

l'll get the ultrasound.
Good.

(MOANlNG)

Yeah. Yeah, no problem
with the aorta.

Kidney looks fine.

Looks good, actually.

Mmm.

Yeah.
Mmm.

Yeah. Okay.
You see that pocket
on the wall of the colon?

lt shows signs
of inflammation.

Here you go. Thanks.

lt's called diverticulitis.

(SlGHlNG)
Adam, we have to get
her to a hospital.

She needs treatment
and she needs observation

until the inflammation
recedes and that there's
no danger of a rupture.

l'll pack her stuff.

Okay, Tali.
You can button up.

Thank you
for protecting
my kidney.

ls she stable enough
for me to drive her?

Yeah. She is.

To be safe, l'll drive.

lt's on the way. And l can
help you with admittance
at Hamptons Heritage.

Okay. That's very helpful.

HANK: Your vitals look great.
You seem surprised.

l'm pleased.
Amongst other things,
it must be the Cuban air.

Amongst other things.
Hank, l owe you
a debt of gratitude.

Oh? Why is that?

lf it weren't for you,
l don't think
l would have savored

my stay in Cuba
as much as l did.

You mean because l left.

The time l spent with Marisa
was very meaningful.

ln fact, she's coming
to live here at Shadow Pond.

You convinced
Marisa to defect?

She will be here tomorrow.

l'm happy. For both of you.
Thank you.

(SPEAKlNG GERMAN)

BORlS: This is Marco?

Yeah? Why? When?

Yeah, that was
my understanding.

They would lift it,
the travel ban.

Well, find out.
That's what you're paid for.

Marco, l want her
on the plane.
You understand?

Hey, Divya.
Hey. Thank you.

You're still here.
Phew! Not for long.

l have a nice
bottle of cabernet

waiting at home for me.
Ooh!

Hey, you care to join us?
Mmm, l'd love to.

But l need to check in
on a patient.

Yeah, how is she doing?

Oh, okay. Better now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Divya.

That's the guy
who donated his kidney
to his housekeeper?

Yes. Why?

Oh, no reason.
You just didn't mention
that he's kind of hot.

ls he?
Yeah.

l hadn't noticed.
He makes documentaries.

Okay.

l ought to go in
and see them.

Have fun with your cabernet.

Mmm, l will. Have fun
with your hot documentarian.

She'll need to stay here
a little while longer.

But Tali is going to be fine.

She and your kidney
are going to have a long
and happy life together.

All three of us
are relieved to hear that.
Thank you, Divya.

(SlGHS)

Can l ask you something?

What made you
give Tali your kidney?

l used to call Tali ''Mama.''

l thought she was my mom.

ls your mother not alive?

Oh, no, she is alive.

And kicking. And judging.
(CHUCKLlNG)

She doesn't approve
of my career.

She's never approved
of anyone l've dated.

And if she hadn't
given me my name,

she'd probably
hate that, too.
(CHUCKLlNG)

l come from a long line
of high-priced
personal injury attorneys.

Think, um,
ambulance chasers.

Except we don't have
to chase the ambulances.
They come to us.

The line stopped with me.

l can imagine.

Not doing what's
expected of you
can be trying.

lt was, at first.

lt was near impossible.

But Tali was always
there for me.

Well, you have
returned that in kind.

lt was the least l could do.

Divya.

Good morning.
Morning.

Didn't you wear
that yesterday?
Did you sleep here?

(DOOR OPENlNG)

Divya. You know,
you forgot your scarf.

l thought about keeping it,
but summer sage
just isn't my color.

(CHUCKLlNG NERVOUSLY)

Hey.

l'm engaged.

l didn't say anything.

l crashed. Unintentionally.

l didn't say anything.

l was concerned for Tali.
So was Adam.

l know. You...
You didn't say anything.

Divya, are you all right?

l'm fine. Fine.

You know,
l just need to go home,

take a shower,
change my clothes.

l will see you
at the vow renewal.

Can't wait.
Mmm.

lt's colorful.

Stop it.

What was l thinking?

What if no one comes?

We have all this food. You...

Back home, people
show up early
just to help you set up.

All right.
Well, welcome to HST,
''Hamptons Standard Time.''

lf you're on time,
you're actually
inappropriately early. So...

HST?
Uh-huh.

Whether that's real
or you're just trying

to make me feel better,
thank you.

Oh, no, no.
lt's no big deal. Yeah.

Yeah, no one's coming.

Oh.
Do you know of a food bank
or something

we can donate
all this stuff to?

What happened to HST?

lt actually stands
for ''Horribly Sad Turnout.''

Okay.

God, l wish Paige
were here to see all this.

To see all this?
Yeah. She'd get
a kick out of it.

Well, why don't
you call her?
Maybe she'll come.

l'm five texts ahead
of you, man. Nothing.

l'm sorry, bro.
No, it's cool.

Guys.

Hey.
l don't think l can
go through with this.

You got cold feet?

l'd trade what l have
for cold feet any day.

What do you have?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How long has it
been like this?
Since this morning.

Ginnie's been looking forward
to this wedding for so long.

l don't want
to ruin it for her.

Something tells me
she'd notice that.
Yeah.

Yeah. This lottery curse
is unbearable.

Okay, okay. On a scale
from one to ten,
how bad is it?

lf l had a saw,
l would have cut off
my hand by now.

(ROY SlGHlNG)

Okay. This should
decrease the pain

from the pressure
of the infected
synovial fluid.

There you go.

l'm going to check
the fluid from this tap.

See, a high white cell count
is a symptom of psittacosis.

And in the meantime,
l am going to immobilize
the wrist

by putting this
splint right here,

which should make you
a lot more comfortable.

Now, Roy, l really need
you to take it easy.

Doc, if you're thinking
l'd sit this out,
you're crazy.

Give me this pain in both
wrists before l let Ginnie
miss out on this wedding.

Even if we are
the only ones here
to see it.

(CHUCKLES) l hear you, bud.
l hear you.

(SlGHlNG)

Hi.
Hi.

How's... How's Tali?
Oh. Better.

Good.
Those flowers will help.

Well, l hope so.
They're... They're for you.

Um...

''Get Well Soon''?

Well, it was better
than the bouquet
that said,

''Sorry For Your Loss.''
(CHUCKLlNG)

Why are you
giving me flowers?
l'm not.

l mean, l am,
along with Tali,
as a, uh, floral thank you.

Oh. (CHUCKLlNG)

l should go.
Right.

Uh... Divya.

Uh...
Just out of curiosity...

l'm only mildly acquainted
with lndian
decorative tradition.

That... That ring
on your finger...

l'm engaged.

Congratulations.
Thank you.

GlNNlE: lf the Hamptons
don't,

l mean, doesn't
want to start with me,

then l will start
without them.

Ooh! l mean, ''it.''
Right.

Whatever.
Please, find a seat.
lt shouldn't be difficult.

Ginnie? Ginnie?
lt will be great.

The only people that truly
matter are already here.

Thank you.

Nice try.

Hi! l have no idea
who you are,

but l'm so happy
you're here.
Well, hi.

Hi.
My name is Jill.

Congratulations.
l am a sucker
for vow renewals.

Oh! Hey, you know
who you should meet?

You... You have to meet Hank.

Oh.

He is a great guy.

Thank... Thank you.

Yeah. Hi.
lt's so nice to meet you.

Honey? Come on.
Hmm?

The officiant's charging
by the hour.
Oopsie!

Sorry. l've got to go.
But have fun.

We are gathered here today...
(SQUAWKlNG)

...to celebrate the love
of Ginnie and Roy

as they renew
their wedding vows.

Ginnie, doll...
Mmm?

...because of you,
l had everything

when we had nothing.

And

now that l can
give you anything,

because we have everything,
(GlNNlE GlGGLlNG)

you will want for nothing.

GlNNlE: Roy,

all the money
in the whole, entire world

couldn't make me love you
any more than l already do.

Oh.
And l don't care

if there are 300 people here,

or just us three.
(SQUAWKlNG)

This is the happiest
day of my life.

From the moment l first
laid eyes on you
at the Bowl-and-Wash,

(CHOKlNG UP) l knew you
were the one for me, babe.

(BOTH LAUGHlNG)

GlNNlE: Remember that?

(CLEARlNG THROAT)

l do.
l do.

(SQUAWKlNG) l do.
(CHUCKLlNG)

JlLL: Congratulations.
(ALL CHEERlNG)

l do.

All right!
Whoo-hoo!

EVAN: l guess Paige
isn't coming.
l'm sorry, bro.

l never thought
l'd get choked up
by a parrot at a wedding.

l know. lt's as if
Wind Beneath My Wings

was written just for him.
Hors d'oeuvres?

Thank you.
That's a lot of cheese.

Roy?
Allow me. Hey, Doc.

Hey. Uh,
all this rich food...

l mean, how... How often
do you eat this kind of stuff?

When in the Hamptons...
(CHUCKLlNG)

And it makes Ginnie happy.
Anything for Ginnie.

Okay.

Ooh!

Divya?
Hmm?

We need to check Roy's fluid.
Do you have the microscope?

What do you see, Doc?

Crystallized needles.

Needles? (CHUCKLES)
No wonder my wrist hurts.

Yeah, it's, um...
lt's not psittacosis.

Though it shares some
of the same symptoms.

Roy, you have gout.

The king of diseases
and the disease of kings.

The gout? l have the gout?

Uh, it's just ''gout.''

How did l get it?

Well, certain foods
are rich in uric acid.

Your body has problems
getting rid of the excess,

which crystallizes
in the joints.

These crystals look
like sharp needles,

which cause the pain
and inflammation.

And which is why you have
the redness, the swelling
and the pain.

So, how do l get
rid of the gout?

Well, you get rid
of the symptoms
of the gout...

l mean, gout,
by regulating your diet.

And l'll write you
a prescription
for allopurinol,

which will help
block uric acid.

So, the lottery curse is real.
Money did make me sick.

lt's the food you ate
after you won the lottery
that made you sick.

WAlTRESS: Cherries?
No, thank you. He's good.

So, just stick
to what you used to eat,
and you will be fine.

l do miss Cheetos.
Except for Cheetos.

l think l heard that
people are just running late
around here. So...

(PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)

No way.

Sorry l'm late.
Are you late?

l brought a few friends.
l noticed that.

lt's, like, Paige plus 100.

Hey, l love a good party.

(CHATTERlNG HAPPlLY)

One question. Um...
l tweeted it.

lt's... Oh. That was not
my question. lt's good
to know. Um...

Why did you go
through this much trouble

for a couple you
didn't even know?

l didn't do it for them.

Hey.

Marisa's not coming.

(SlGHlNG)

l'm sorry.

ls everything okay?
Marisa has been arrested.

Arrested? What... ln Cuba?

Well, are you
flying down to help?

(SlGHS) No, l'm not.

Because l can't.

Surprise again.

What's this,
twice in one week?
Mmm.

l feel like
l've won the lottery.
Really?

Listen, l'm just
about to have dinner.
Why don't you join me?

l'm not hungry.
Of course you are.
lt's in our DNA.

This is, uh,
meatloaf à la Lawson.

No, really. Thank you,
but, no, thank you.

No, no, no. lt's okay.
You know what?

How about if l...
l'll order Chinese. ltalian?

Dad, no. Wow,
you never listen.

(SlGHlNG) Look.
Last time l was here,

l saw a blank letter
with a Shadow Pond letterhead

and what looked like,
to me, some attempts
at Boris' signature.

You saw that.
l saw that.

Wow. l can't even imagine
what you must be thinking.

Yeah. lt didn't look great.

Ah, l've got
a great explanation.

l'm sure you do.
But l don't want
an explanation.

Okay. All right.
So, why are you here?

You're not in
Passaic anymore.

And? What does that mean?

That means Boris
operates at a level...

Let's just say
it's beyond your reach.

Light years beyond.

What are you...
What are you smiling about?
What... What's so funny?

Because you're
worried about me.
My boy cares. Huh?

Hey. Don't...
Don't touch me. Okay.

You care.

lt's not because l care.

lt's because l threw
that great party
for Evan, isn't it?

l did good, didn't l?
You did all right.

l know.
Don't get so excited.
l said ''all right.''

No, but you're finally
seeing that l'm not
such a bad guy after all.

Maybe.

But let's hope you're not
a day late and a dollar short.

Or in this case,
three days late?

See you around.

l used it
for the party invitations.

What?
The stationery.

l told you,
l don't want an explanation.

Yeah. And l never listen.

HANK: Look out!
EVAN: You got her?

Where is she?
l have no idea!

(HANK SCREAMlNG)

(FlRlNG)
(BEEPlNG)

(FlRlNG)
(BEEPlNG)

(LAUGHlNG)
EVAN: Okay, that was...

That was a wardrobe
malfunction that time.

HANK: We used to be so good.
DlVYA: Well, times change,
my friends.

Another round?
Let's take a break,
G.l. Jane.

Hi, HankMed.
Hi.

Excuse me for a minute.

Evan.
Hey, Dad.

l'm a nincompoop.

You're...
That's quite an icebreaker.

No, no, no. Listen.
l forgot the date.
l forgot the damn date.

No, no, no...
l'm so sorry.

lt's cool. lt's fine.
No, it is not.

How could l forget
my son's birthday?

lt's only one
of the two greatest
days of my life.

Apology accepted.

Thank you.

Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Carry on.

Although... Hey, Dad,
while you're here, you want
to play some laser tag?

For old times' sake?

lt's fine with me,
as long as you're okay
with Divya destroying you.

That's the beautiful
part of it.
He's horrible, right?

Dad's horrible.
So, we just play two on two.

We give Divya Dad,
so she's now saddled up with,
like, a massive weak spot.

Then, we can actually win.
You know he can hear you.

Yeah, no, no.
And l'm loving
every word of it.

You know, l would love
to be on your team, Divya,

and just take you
both down.

But l have someplace to go.

Can l have a rain check?
Mmm-hmm.

Show them no mercy.

Okay. Thanks. Bye.
Bye.

(CHUCKLlNG)

l can't...

lt should be you
and me versus her.
Yeah.

Bring it.
All right.

All right. So, um, l'm going
to take the left flank.

All right.
You take the right...
So, l'll just...

All right.
But just listen...
You take the left.

BOTH: One, two, three.
Take no prisoners!

(BEEPlNG)

l'll take the right flank.
Good call.

Wow. You must be Boris, huh?
l've heard a lot about you.

Eddie R. Lawson.

Yes, l know who
you are, Mr. Lawson.

l know exactly who you are.