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enter squeeze me please

enter squeeze me please

enter squeeze me please lady yes what is it I'm coming here for

lady yes what is it I'm coming here for

lady yes what is it I'm coming here for to be learning the English you're ear oh

to be learning the English you're ear oh

to be learning the English you're ear oh no I'm

no I'm

no I'm Ali I beg your pardon my name is Ali Ali

Ali I beg your pardon my name is Ali Ali

Ali I beg your pardon my name is Ali Ali Nadim I'm coming here for to be learning

Nadim I'm coming here for to be learning

Nadim I'm coming here for to be learning the English ah yes yes you wish to join

the English ah yes yes you wish to join

the English ah yes yes you wish to join our new start English as a foreign

our new start English as a foreign

our new start English as a foreign language yes please and I'm hopping to

language yes please and I'm hopping to

language yes please and I'm hopping to be

be

be unrolled hopping to be unrolled like it

unrolled hopping to be unrolled like it

unrolled hopping to be unrolled like it say in your

say in your

say in your syllabus you mean hoping to be enrolled

syllabus you mean hoping to be enrolled

syllabus you mean hoping to be enrolled that is what I said hoping to be

that is what I said hoping to be

that is what I said hoping to be unrolled yes well I'm afraid you cannot

unrolled yes well I'm afraid you cannot

unrolled yes well I'm afraid you cannot be

be

be unrolled enrolled until the English

unrolled enrolled until the English

unrolled enrolled until the English teacher arrives now she should be here

teacher arrives now she should be here

teacher arrives now she should be here in a few minutes in the meanwhile

in a few minutes in the meanwhile

in a few minutes in the meanwhile perhaps you would care to wait in the

perhaps you would care to wait in the

perhaps you would care to wait in the classroom go down the corridor turn left

classroom go down the corridor turn left

classroom go down the corridor turn left at the bottom and wait in room

at the bottom and wait in room

at the bottom and wait in room five understand

no well let's start again go down the

no well let's start again go down the

no well let's start again go down the corridor down Corridor good turn left

corridor down Corridor good turn left

corridor down Corridor good turn left turn left

turn left

turn left right but you were confusing me left or

right but you were confusing me left or

right but you were confusing me left or right it's left look you just go down

right it's left look you just go down

right it's left look you just go down the corridor turn left and wait in room

the corridor turn left and wait in room

the corridor turn left and wait in room five room room five ah now I'm

five room room five ah now I'm

five room room five ah now I'm understanding you room five yes jelly

understanding you room five yes jelly

understanding you room five yes jelly good thank

you oh dare me I'm not going where I'm

you oh dare me I'm not going where I'm

you oh dare me I'm not going where I'm looking no no I wasn't looking where I

looking no no I wasn't looking where I

looking no no I wasn't looking where I was going that Ma is the two of us

was going that Ma is the two of us

was going that Ma is the two of us excuse me

sorry

sorry

sorry enter Mrs Courtney Miss oh sorry I'm

enter Mrs Courtney Miss oh sorry I'm

enter Mrs Courtney Miss oh sorry I'm your new teacher Jeremy Brown ba Oxon

your new teacher Jeremy Brown ba Oxon

your new teacher Jeremy Brown ba Oxon you're you're a man yes well this is

you're you're a man yes well this is

you're you're a man yes well this is most unsatisfactory this won't do at all

most unsatisfactory this won't do at all

most unsatisfactory this won't do at all I assure you my credentials are

I assure you my credentials are

I assure you my credentials are impeccable academically perhaps I'm

impeccable academically perhaps I'm

impeccable academically perhaps I'm talking about sex I also assure you my

talking about sex I also assure you my

talking about sex I also assure you my morals are perfectly respectable too I'm

morals are perfectly respectable too I'm

morals are perfectly respectable too I'm referring to the fact that you are a man

referring to the fact that you are a man

referring to the fact that you are a man I distinctly requested the local

I distinctly requested the local

I distinctly requested the local authority to send me a woman teacher

authority to send me a woman teacher

authority to send me a woman teacher especially in view of what happened with

especially in view of what happened with

especially in view of what happened with Mr wton Mr wton yes he was teaching

Mr wton Mr wton yes he was teaching

Mr wton Mr wton yes he was teaching English to foreign students last term

English to foreign students last term

English to foreign students last term I'm afraid he only lasted a month

I'm afraid he only lasted a month

I'm afraid he only lasted a month then he departed dead

DED yes the strain was too much for him

DED yes the strain was too much for him

DED yes the strain was too much for him typical of the male sex no stamina oh he

typical of the male sex no stamina oh he

typical of the male sex no stamina oh he seemed to be able to cope at first and

seemed to be able to cope at first and

seemed to be able to cope at first and then one day he just snapped it was

then one day he just snapped it was

then one day he just snapped it was really quite disgusting really what did

really quite disgusting really what did

really quite disgusting really what did he do climbed out of the classroom

he do climbed out of the classroom

he do climbed out of the classroom window onto the roof took off all his

window onto the roof took off all his

window onto the roof took off all his clothes and stood there Stark naked

clothes and stood there Stark naked

clothes and stood there Stark naked singing I've got a lovely bunch of

singing I've got a lovely bunch of

singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconut dist well there's no no need to

coconut dist well there's no no need to

coconut dist well there's no no need to worry on my account I mean I'm not

worry on my account I mean I'm not

worry on my account I mean I'm not likely to climb out of the classroom

likely to climb out of the classroom

likely to climb out of the classroom window I know you aren't oh thank you

window I know you aren't oh thank you

window I know you aren't oh thank you for your confidence it has nothing to do

for your confidence it has nothing to do

for your confidence it has nothing to do with confidence we've had the window

with confidence we've had the window

with confidence we've had the window frames nailed

frames nailed

frames nailed down how very thoughtful well I really

down how very thoughtful well I really

down how very thoughtful well I really would appreciate the job Mrs Courtney

would appreciate the job Mrs Courtney

would appreciate the job Mrs Courtney Miss Miss Coury I am qualified and I

Miss Miss Coury I am qualified and I

Miss Miss Coury I am qualified and I rather do need a job what with the

rather do need a job what with the

rather do need a job what with the economic situation and inflation all

economic situation and inflation all

economic situation and inflation all right there's no need to whimper you can

right there's no need to whimper you can

right there's no need to whimper you can start immediately thank you on a month's

start immediately thank you on a month's

start immediately thank you on a month's trial thank you if you last that long

trial thank you if you last that long

trial thank you if you last that long I'll do my best so where will I find my

I'll do my best so where will I find my

I'll do my best so where will I find my students class 5 down the corridor and

students class 5 down the corridor and

students class 5 down the corridor and turn left right I'm looking forward to

turn left right I'm looking forward to

turn left right I'm looking forward to meeting them I'm sure we're all going to

meeting them I'm sure we're all going to

meeting them I'm sure we're all going to get along extremely

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well well I'm pleased to meet you all we

well well I'm pleased to meet you all we

well well I'm pleased to meet you all we are also pleased to be meeting

are also pleased to be meeting

are also pleased to be meeting you I am Brown oh

no you are committing a

no you are committing a

no you are committing a mistake mistake yes please you are not

mistake mistake yes please you are not

mistake mistake yes please you are not brown we are brown you are

brown we are brown you are

brown we are brown you are white uh my name is brown I am your

white uh my name is brown I am your

white uh my name is brown I am your teacher ah you

teacher ah you

teacher ah you Professor I st

thank you right uh would you all like to

thank you right uh would you all like to

thank you right uh would you all like to sit down sit down

ass right I'll just uh take a note of

ass right I'll just uh take a note of

ass right I'll just uh take a note of all your names nationalities and

all your names nationalities and

all your names nationalities and occupations

right

I haven't the faintest idea what you're

I haven't the faintest idea what you're

I haven't the faintest idea what you're saying but I'm sure you're not trying to

saying but I'm sure you're not trying to

saying but I'm sure you're not trying to find the needle work

find the needle work

find the needle work Club it doesn't matter have a seat

Club it doesn't matter have a seat

Club it doesn't matter have a seat for sit down

ah no not

ah no not

ah no not there

there

there there

right I'll just go around the class and

right I'll just go around the class and

right I'll just go around the class and uh take your names ah yes what is your

uh take your names ah yes what is your

uh take your names ah yes what is your name maximilion Andrea arimis Pap

Andra I think I'll just put you down as

Andra I think I'll just put you down as

Andra I think I'll just put you down as Max uh take it your Greek he's right

Max uh take it your Greek he's right

Max uh take it your Greek he's right from Athens good and what is your job uh

from Athens good and what is your job uh

from Athens good and what is your job uh I walk with

sheeps you walk with

sheeps you walk with

sheeps you walk with sheep you're a Shepherd you work on a

sheep you're a Shepherd you work on a

sheep you're a Shepherd you work on a farm h no no not fat but you just said

farm h no no not fat but you just said

farm h no no not fat but you just said you work with sheep no no no no sheeps

you work with sheep no no no no sheeps

you work with sheep no no no no sheeps big

big

big [Music]

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[Applause] sheeps sheeps yes sheeps

toners T ters right I woke in office

toners T ters right I woke in office

toners T ters right I woke in office good thank you and your name Ana Schmid

good thank you and your name Ana Schmid

good thank you and your name Ana Schmid German

German

German opair usual German efficiency German are

opair usual German efficiency German are

opair usual German efficiency German are always efficient not

so Japanese much more efficient nine

so Japanese much more efficient nine

so Japanese much more efficient nine Germans are the best Japanese make a

Germans are the best Japanese make a

Germans are the best Japanese make a much better television and do

much better television and do

much better television and do camelos no no please let us have no

camelos no no please let us have no

camelos no no please let us have no racialism in this class all are equal

racialism in this class all are equal

racialism in this class all are equal your name gvan

your name gvan

your name gvan cello Italian

cello Italian

cello Italian where do you work I work in Restaurante

where do you work I work in Restaurante

where do you work I work in Restaurante Dei a waiter no not a waiter a

CA see I cook with a ravioli I cook with

CA see I cook with a ravioli I cook with

CA see I cook with a ravioli I cook with spetti lasna I cook

everything a chef

okay your name and what is your name

me Jeremy Brown

you Max Anna Schmid giovan cello

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you you

oh yes yes write your name down good

good it's no good I need your name in

good it's no good I need your name in

good it's no good I need your name in English no U no

English no U no

English no U no u

certificate of registration Jamila ranja

certificate of registration Jamila ranja

certificate of registration Jamila ranja housewife thank you

good and your

good and your

good and your name I am Ali Nadim

name I am Ali Nadim

name I am Ali Nadim from I'm working at the moment not

from I'm working at the moment not

from I'm working at the moment not anywhere at

all you're unemployed yes

all you're unemployed yes

all you're unemployed yes please only one day a week I'm working

please only one day a week I'm working

please only one day a week I'm working what do you do then I'm going to the

what do you do then I'm going to the

what do you do then I'm going to the unemployment

unemployment

unemployment exchange for to be collecting my money

exchange for to be collecting my money

exchange for to be collecting my money who blly me I get more money for not

who blly me I get more money for not

who blly me I get more money for not being working then when I'm

being working then when I'm

being working then when I'm working yes but before you discover this

working yes but before you discover this

working yes but before you discover this secret of Eternal wealth what did you do

secret of Eternal wealth what did you do

secret of Eternal wealth what did you do blim me I

blim me I

blim me I worked the Taj Mahal in Delhi what no

worked the Taj Mahal in Delhi what no

worked the Taj Mahal in Delhi what no p restaurant J Chap

and a, apologies for my lateness the OM

and a, apologies for my lateness the OM

and a, apologies for my lateness the OM buus was going

buus was going

buus was going backwards I'm sure there must be a more

backwards I'm sure there must be a more

backwards I'm sure there must be a more logical explanation it is the absolute

logical explanation it is the absolute

logical explanation it is the absolute truth I was told to be taking a number

truth I was told to be taking a number

truth I was told to be taking a number 27 Omnibus and I complied but it went in

27 Omnibus and I complied but it went in

27 Omnibus and I complied but it went in a backward Direction no I think you

a backward Direction no I think you

a backward Direction no I think you meant it was going the other way that is

meant it was going the other way that is

meant it was going the other way that is the gft of what I'm saying a thousand

the gft of what I'm saying a thousand

the gft of what I'm saying a thousand apologies all right uh perhaps you'd

apologies all right uh perhaps you'd

apologies all right uh perhaps you'd like to sit next to Ali your Countryman

like to sit next to Ali your Countryman

like to sit next to Ali your Countryman I cannot sit there it's impossible why

I cannot sit there it's impossible why

I cannot sit there it's impossible why is it impossible I am sick oh

dear hope it's not contagious perhaps

dear hope it's not contagious perhaps

dear hope it's not contagious perhaps you want to come back when you're better

you want to come back when you're better

you want to come back when you're better I do not comprehend the gft of your

I do not comprehend the gft of your

I do not comprehend the gft of your conversation you said you were sick no

conversation you said you were sick no

conversation you said you were sick no no no no no no I am not referring to my

no no no no no I am not referring to my

no no no no no I am not referring to my physical state of mind my religion is

physical state of mind my religion is

physical state of mind my religion is sick and he is Muslim Islam is the only

sick and he is Muslim Islam is the only

sick and he is Muslim Islam is the only true faith and Muslim follow a false

true faith and Muslim follow a false

true faith and Muslim follow a false prophet how dare you be speaking of

prophet how dare you be speaking of

prophet how dare you be speaking of God's holy messenger you damn fool siks

God's holy messenger you damn fool siks

God's holy messenger you damn fool siks are unbelievers and infidels siks are

are unbelievers and infidels siks are

are unbelievers and infidels siks are peace loving people and if you are not

peace loving people and if you are not

peace loving people and if you are not careful I will have much pleasure in

careful I will have much pleasure in

careful I will have much pleasure in dispatching you to your holy messenger

dispatching you to your holy messenger

dispatching you to your holy messenger with this I will not tolerate any

with this I will not tolerate any

with this I will not tolerate any religious intolerance I put that knife

religious intolerance I put that knife

religious intolerance I put that knife away he called me an Infidel well he

away he called me an Infidel well he

away he called me an Infidel well he didn't mean it did you most

didn't mean it did you most

didn't mean it did you most definitely i d by the five rivers of

definitely i d by the five rivers of

definitely i d by the five rivers of Punjab to slice your throat from there

Punjab to slice your throat from there

Punjab to slice your throat from there to there oh ear to ear here to there

to there oh ear to ear here to there

to there oh ear to ear here to there there to here there will be no throat

there to here there will be no throat

there to here there will be no throat slicing in my class if you want to do

slicing in my class if you want to do

slicing in my class if you want to do that sort of thing you should have

that sort of thing you should have

that sort of thing you should have joined the sports and

joined the sports and

joined the sports and pastimes put your knife away and be a

pastimes put your knife away and be a

pastimes put your knife away and be a good trap and go and sit down how do you

good trap and go and sit down how do you

good trap and go and sit down how do you feel about Roman Catholics oh I treat

feel about Roman Catholics oh I treat

feel about Roman Catholics oh I treat them like my brothers good well you can

them like my brothers good well you can

them like my brothers good well you can go and sit next to Giovani there in them

go and sit next to Giovani there in them

go and sit next to Giovani there in them Gentlemen please you're here to learn

Gentlemen please you're here to learn

Gentlemen please you're here to learn English not start a holy war and what is

English not start a holy war and what is

English not start a holy war and what is your name ranit sing s and you're from

your name ranit sing s and you're from

your name ranit sing s and you're from which country Punjab and what is your

which country Punjab and what is your

which country Punjab and what is your job I am a very important member of the

job I am a very important member of the

job I am a very important member of the British underground underground

British underground underground

British underground underground what just the underground mind

that

that

that under and your name Carol

nagasumi my name

nagasumi my name

nagasumi my name COV Japanese representative of bushida

COV Japanese representative of bushida

COV Japanese representative of bushida electronics very good very

electronics very good very

electronics very good very good and finally your name for fa your

good and finally your name for fa your

good and finally your name for fa your name

name

name what is your

name no need to ask what nationality you

are what is your

job

job

job treer tree ler what you like

treer tree ler what you like

treer tree ler what you like trees

whiskey three see you working a she by

whiskey three see you working a she by

whiskey three see you working a she by well Mr Brian yes thank you apart from

well Mr Brian yes thank you apart from

well Mr Brian yes thank you apart from one attempted murder and a possible race

one attempted murder and a possible race

one attempted murder and a possible race riot I seem to be coping reasonably well

riot I seem to be coping reasonably well

riot I seem to be coping reasonably well well what I really came to inform you

well what I really came to inform you

well what I really came to inform you about was the registration fees for the

about was the registration fees for the

about was the registration fees for the students now it's £5 per head and I

students now it's £5 per head and I

students now it's £5 per head and I should be grateful if you would collect

should be grateful if you would collect

should be grateful if you would collect the money and bring it to my office in

the money and bring it to my office in

the money and bring it to my office in your tea bre right I'll do that well we

your tea bre right I'll do that well we

your tea bre right I'll do that well we have one thing to be grateful for anyway

have one thing to be grateful for anyway

have one thing to be grateful for anyway six won't be raring its ugly little head

six won't be raring its ugly little head

six won't be raring its ugly little head beg your P well in my experience it

beg your P well in my experience it

beg your P well in my experience it isn't race or religion that causes the

isn't race or religion that causes the

isn't race or religion that causes the problems It's usually the presence of

problems It's usually the presence of

problems It's usually the presence of some foreign Beauty jealousies intrigues

some foreign Beauty jealousies intrigues

some foreign Beauty jealousies intrigues all that sort of thing yes we looking at

all that sort of thing yes we looking at

all that sort of thing yes we looking at my class I don't think we'll be too

my class I don't think we'll be too

my class I don't think we'll be too bothered with anything like

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that I come to learn English I have I

that I come to learn English I have I

that I come to learn English I have I come to the right

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place

place ENT Mrs Courtney Miss Miss I just

ENT Mrs Courtney Miss Miss I just

ENT Mrs Courtney Miss Miss I just brought the registration fees for the

brought the registration fees for the

brought the registration fees for the students ah good now how many students

students ah good now how many students

students ah good now how many students have you nine so there should be £45 in

have you nine so there should be £45 in

have you nine so there should be £45 in there well that all depends upon the

there well that all depends upon the

there well that all depends upon the rate of exchange I don't

rate of exchange I don't

rate of exchange I don't well uh not all of them had uh5 in

well uh not all of them had uh5 in

well uh not all of them had uh5 in English money so I collected £950 in

English money so I collected £950 in

English money so I collected £950 in Sterling and the rest is made up of

Sterling and the rest is made up of

Sterling and the rest is made up of 2,000 Yen 3,000

2,000 Yen 3,000

2,000 Yen 3,000 L 250 Peta 75 drma 50 Franks and 12 deut

L 250 Peta 75 drma 50 Franks and 12 deut

L 250 Peta 75 drma 50 Franks and 12 deut marks according to this morning's

marks according to this morning's

marks according to this morning's Financial papers that should give us a

Financial papers that should give us a

Financial papers that should give us a profit of £142 A2

profit of £142 A2

profit of £142 A2 P then I suggest you take it to the bank

P then I suggest you take it to the bank

P then I suggest you take it to the bank in the morning and convert it to English

in the morning and convert it to English

in the morning and convert it to English currency right I'll do that oh by the

currency right I'll do that oh by the

currency right I'll do that oh by the way how's the F fatal ah yes Danielle

way how's the F fatal ah yes Danielle

way how's the F fatal ah yes Danielle well at the moment she's in the a te-

well at the moment she's in the a te-

well at the moment she's in the a te- room with Italy Spain and Greece trying

room with Italy Spain and Greece trying

room with Italy Spain and Greece trying to establish diplomatic

to establish diplomatic

to establish diplomatic relations well I hope she's not going to

relations well I hope she's not going to

relations well I hope she's not going to cause any bother oh no I'm sure she

cause any bother oh no I'm sure she

cause any bother oh no I'm sure she won't look I'm going to sit here no is

won't look I'm going to sit here no is

won't look I'm going to sit here no is it me who's going to be sitting here and

it me who's going to be sitting here and

it me who's going to be sitting here and before you we'll sit over there and

before you we'll sit over there and

before you we'll sit over there and before you we're sit over there you take

before you we're sit over there you take

before you we're sit over there you take it a me who me you go back sit where you

it a me who me you go back sit where you

it a me who me you go back sit where you were before no I sit here you not sit

were before no I sit here you not sit

were before no I sit here you not sit here who's going to be stopping me

here who's going to be stopping me

here who's going to be stopping me me yourself you think you're tough come

me yourself you think you're tough come

me yourself you think you're tough come out

out

out theide

theide

theide okay where are you going we go outside

okay where are you going we go outside

okay where are you going we go outside to have a the punch down you I'm going

to have a the punch down you I'm going

to have a the punch down you I'm going to how you say knock his bloody block

to how you say knock his bloody block

to how you say knock his bloody block off we see who a bloody blocker is a

off we see who a bloody blocker is a

off we see who a bloody blocker is a knock

knock

knock off just a minute what is all this about

off just a minute what is all this about

off just a minute what is all this about I tell you Mr White Brown Excuse

I tell you Mr White Brown Excuse

I tell you Mr White Brown Excuse me it's about where we sit what's wrong

me it's about where we sit what's wrong

me it's about where we sit what's wrong with where you were sitting before it's

with where you were sitting before it's

with where you were sitting before it's my eyes professor I've got to sit near

my eyes professor I've got to sit near

my eyes professor I've got to sit near at the

at the

at the front

front

front here I see and I suppose it's got

here I see and I suppose it's got

here I see and I suppose it's got nothing to do with the fact that

nothing to do with the fact that

nothing to do with the fact that Danielle is sitting here too she

Danielle is sitting here too she

Danielle is sitting here too she [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] is I never

is I never

is I never noticed you see my eyes I'm a little

noticed you see my eyes I'm a little

noticed you see my eyes I'm a little shorted and also I'm much a bigger liar

shorted and also I'm much a bigger liar

shorted and also I'm much a bigger liar it's not true Mr Green the name is brown

it's not true Mr Green the name is brown

it's not true Mr Green the name is brown you see I'm a color blind that's way

and Max I suppose you've got trouble

and Max I suppose you've got trouble

and Max I suppose you've got trouble with your eyes as well have you oh no no

with your eyes as well have you oh no no

with your eyes as well have you oh no no no my eyes are okay it's my

no my eyes are okay it's my

no my eyes are okay it's my ears I am not hearing very well that's a

ears I am not hearing very well that's a

ears I am not hearing very well that's a likely

likely

likely story what you

story what you

story what you say I say you both go back and sit where

say I say you both go back and sit where

say I say you both go back and sit where you were sitting before now Sant

Mar I hope you don't think I was uh how

Mar I hope you don't think I was uh how

Mar I hope you don't think I was uh how you say too forward

you say too forward

you say too forward no no I'm sure you weren't in any way to

no no I'm sure you weren't in any way to

no no I'm sure you weren't in any way to blame at

all teacher

Please Mr blown

Please Mr blown

Please Mr blown yes please forgive my ress I apologize

yes please forgive my ress I apologize

yes please forgive my ress I apologize but I Rost my way not to worry uh what

but I Rost my way not to worry uh what

but I Rost my way not to worry uh what is your name Chung Suli sui and where

is your name Chung Suli sui and where

is your name Chung Suli sui and where are you from democratic Leu of

are you from democratic Leu of

are you from democratic Leu of China and what is your job SEC Chinese

China and what is your job SEC Chinese

China and what is your job SEC Chinese theat very

theat very

theat very nice right where should we put you uh

nice right where should we put you uh

nice right where should we put you uh tarot how are relations between Japan

tarot how are relations between Japan

tarot how are relations between Japan and

China depends on a

China depends on a

China depends on a politic real

politic real

politic real pointer

pointer

pointer Japan light

Japan light

Japan light wingle

wingle

wingle China RTO

China RTO

China RTO wingle I see are you light wing or left

wingle I see are you light wing or left

wingle I see are you light wing or left Wingo right or left I for teaching of

Wingo right or left I for teaching of

Wingo right or left I for teaching of chairman ma ah well in that case you

chairman ma ah well in that case you

chairman ma ah well in that case you better sit next to Jamila the Indian

better sit next to Jamila the Indian

better sit next to Jamila the Indian lady all right thank you right now we

lady all right thank you right now we

lady all right thank you right now we will start by learning a few basic

will start by learning a few basic

will start by learning a few basic English verbs and firstly we will take

English verbs and firstly we will take

English verbs and firstly we will take the verb to

be I am English you are Chinese he is

be I am English you are Chinese he is

be I am English you are Chinese he is Italian she is French

Italian she is French

Italian she is French he is

he is

he is Barbarian you are asking for a kick up

Barbarian you are asking for a kick up

Barbarian you are asking for a kick up your big brown backside H Pay attention

your big brown backside H Pay attention

your big brown backside H Pay attention please I am I am I am you are you are he

please I am I am I am you are you are he

please I am I am I am you are you are he she or it

she or it

she or it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] is we are we

is we are we

is we are we are you

are you

are you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] are they are are

are they are are

are they are are I shall now go around the class and ask

I shall now go around the class and ask

I shall now go around the class and ask you each to give me a sentence using the

you each to give me a sentence using the

you each to give me a sentence using the verb to be to be to be tarot I am ah

sorry I

sorry I

sorry I am very happy to be learning go

am very happy to be learning go

am very happy to be learning go English very

English very

English very good good iani he

good good iani he

good good iani he is he is AA

is he is AA

is he is AA fool good but not isida he is a fool yes

fool good but not isida he is a fool yes

fool good but not isida he is a fool yes he is a

he is a

he is a fool Max uh she

is she is

is she is

is she is beautiful she is

beautiful she is

beautiful she is wonderful she is yes yes thank you

wonderful she is yes yes thank you

wonderful she is yes yes thank you much

much

much one it

is it

is it is raining yo it is

raining is

raining is

raining is [Music]

rain skip you for the

rain skip you for the

rain skip you for the moment doesn't matter sit

down suie it

down suie it

down suie it is it is duty of every citizen to

is it is duty of every citizen to

is it is duty of every citizen to overthrow Imperial War so say chairman

overthrow Imperial War so say chairman

overthrow Imperial War so say chairman M that's his opinion good Danielle we

M that's his opinion good Danielle we

M that's his opinion good Danielle we are uh we are

are uh we are

are uh we are lucky to have such

lucky to have such

lucky to have such great

please very true I mean

please very true I mean

please very true I mean uh

Ali you

are you

are you

are you are you are waiting for me to speak an

are you are waiting for me to speak an

are you are waiting for me to speak an answer well done and unfortunately I'm

answer well done and unfortunately I'm

answer well done and unfortunately I'm not understanding the

question I want you to give me a

question I want you to give me a

question I want you to give me a sentence using you are I

sentence using you are I

sentence using you are I am no not I am you are for example you

am no not I am you are for example you

am no not I am you are for example you are from Pakistan I am from Pakistan

are from Pakistan I am from Pakistan

are from Pakistan I am from Pakistan good yes but now use you are but I

good yes but now use you are but I

good yes but now use you are but I cannot say you are from Pakistan because

cannot say you are from Pakistan because

cannot say you are from Pakistan because you are not are you repeat after me you

you are not are you repeat after me you

you are not are you repeat after me you are English no no I from Pakistan what

are English no no I from Pakistan what

are English no no I from Pakistan what am I you are confusing me you are stupid

am I you are confusing me you are stupid

am I you are confusing me you are stupid poof

poof

poof don't you

don't you

don't you [Applause]

me sit down

please and there's really not much more

please and there's really not much more

please and there's really not much more we can do until you all get the

we can do until you all get the

we can do until you all get the textbooks I was telling you about what I

textbooks I was telling you about what I

textbooks I was telling you about what I would like you to do is some homework

would like you to do is some homework

would like you to do is some homework all right I want you to write me an

all right I want you to write me an

all right I want you to write me an essay a short story about your life here

essay a short story about your life here

essay a short story about your life here in things you do the things you

in things you do the things you

in things you do the things you like and I'll see you all on

Wednesday ah Mrs courney Miss

Wednesday ah Mrs courney Miss

Wednesday ah Mrs courney Miss Miss but I've just dismissed the class

Miss but I've just dismissed the class

Miss but I've just dismissed the class for the night I think we've just about

for the night I think we've just about

for the night I think we've just about covered all there is to for the first

covered all there is to for the first

covered all there is to for the first session you're look at Tri land at the

session you're look at Tri land at the

session you're look at Tri land at the weather job getting you down already no

weather job getting you down already no

weather job getting you down already no no I'm fine never felt better there's

no I'm fine never felt better there's

no I'm fine never felt better there's just one thing though yes that window

just one thing though yes that window

just one thing though yes that window you nailed down the one Mr wurton

you nailed down the one Mr wurton

you nailed down the one Mr wurton climbed out of what about I think we

climbed out of what about I think we

climbed out of what about I think we ought to put a few more Nails in just to

ought to put a few more Nails in just to

ought to put a few more Nails in just to be on the safe

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side

side [Applause]

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p

p

p [Music]

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do

do [Music]

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excuse me young man see seora are you in

excuse me young man see seora are you in

excuse me young man see seora are you in Mr Brown's

Mr Brown's

Mr Brown's class Mr Brown's class Brown Mr

Brown yes but are you in Mr Brown's

Brown yes but are you in Mr Brown's

Brown yes but are you in Mr Brown's class English is a foreign language

class English is a foreign language

class English is a foreign language for are you really as stupid as you

for are you really as stupid as you

for are you really as stupid as you look never mind ah excuse me you are in

look never mind ah excuse me you are in

look never mind ah excuse me you are in Mr Brown's class aren't you are you or

Mr Brown's class aren't you are you or

Mr Brown's class aren't you are you or aren't

you doesn't Mr Brown teach you

you doesn't Mr Brown teach you

you doesn't Mr Brown teach you anything

anything

anything you yes please

you yes please

you yes please Missy can I be assisting you in anywh

Missy can I be assisting you in anywh

Missy can I be assisting you in anywh whatsoever last a

whatsoever last a

whatsoever last a breakthrough are you in Mr Brown's class

breakthrough are you in Mr Brown's class

breakthrough are you in Mr Brown's class no I am in

no I am in

no I am in Corridor do you think you could give him

Corridor do you think you could give him

Corridor do you think you could give him a message most certainly I am Miss

a message most certainly I am Miss

a message most certainly I am Miss Courtney and I am ranit Singh just at

Courtney and I am ranit Singh just at

Courtney and I am ranit Singh just at this particular moment I'm not really

this particular moment I'm not really

this particular moment I'm not really bothered who you are I just want you to

bothered who you are I just want you to

bothered who you are I just want you to give Mr Brown a message i' be very happy

give Mr Brown a message i' be very happy

give Mr Brown a message i' be very happy to comply with the request would you

to comply with the request would you

to comply with the request would you tell him I would like a word with him

tell him I would like a word with him

tell him I would like a word with him most

most

most certainly which word would you

certainly which word would you

certainly which word would you like just say I want to speak to

like just say I want to speak to

like just say I want to speak to him

him

him foreigners

foreigners

foreigners please settle

down thank you right good

down thank you right good

down thank you right good evening yes well we appear to be some

evening yes well we appear to be some

evening yes well we appear to be some missing I I hope they haven't dropped

missing I I hope they haven't dropped

missing I I hope they haven't dropped out out oh please it not be surprising

out out oh please it not be surprising

out out oh please it not be surprising me I am always thinking that seik son of

me I am always thinking that seik son of

me I am always thinking that seik son of a guru was a Punjabi drop out I'm

a guru was a Punjabi drop out I'm

a guru was a Punjabi drop out I'm hearing what you're saying you miserable

hearing what you're saying you miserable

hearing what you're saying you miserable SP don't you two start again actually

SP don't you two start again actually

SP don't you two start again actually you're late a thousand apologies for

you're late a thousand apologies for

you're late a thousand apologies for this unforgivable tardiness but you are

this unforgivable tardiness but you are

this unforgivable tardiness but you are all unavoidably detained in the corridor

all unavoidably detained in the corridor

all unavoidably detained in the corridor by a lady see see do do I take it one

by a lady see see do do I take it one

by a lady see see do do I take it one that you understood what Ranjit was

that you understood what Ranjit was

that you understood what Ranjit was saying

saying

saying oh sorry

oh sorry

oh sorry I who was this lady who detained you in

I who was this lady who detained you in

I who was this lady who detained you in the corridor oh

the corridor oh

the corridor oh blamy I am forgetting your name she was

blamy I am forgetting your name she was

blamy I am forgetting your name she was big lady very large

big lady very large

big lady very large bosoms awesome very good yes so while

bosoms awesome very good yes so while

bosoms awesome very good yes so while you're trying to remember her name

you're trying to remember her name

you're trying to remember her name perhaps you better sit

perhaps you better sit

perhaps you better sit down yeah now I hope you've all done

down yeah now I hope you've all done

down yeah now I hope you've all done your

your

your homework excuse me please I am

homework excuse me please I am

homework excuse me please I am remembering the name Missy Courtney no

remembering the name Missy Courtney no

remembering the name Missy Courtney no Miss Courtney yes absolutely the lady

Miss Courtney yes absolutely the lady

Miss Courtney yes absolutely the lady with the large P she's wanting to see

with the large P she's wanting to see

with the large P she's wanting to see you yes we she'll just have to wait

you yes we she'll just have to wait

you yes we she'll just have to wait squeeze me please she's already

squeeze me please she's already

squeeze me please she's already waiting she may be the Principal but I

waiting she may be the Principal but I

waiting she may be the Principal but I have a class to teach now as I was

have a class to teach now as I was

have a class to teach now as I was saying

saying

saying about Miss large

about Miss large

about Miss large um just caught me I was just on my way

um just caught me I was just on my way

um just caught me I was just on my way to see you actually that's not the

to see you actually that's not the

to see you actually that's not the impression I got well I sh be a moment

impression I got well I sh be a moment

impression I got well I sh be a moment class it's all right don't bother I

class it's all right don't bother I

class it's all right don't bother I merely wanted to tell you that you can

merely wanted to tell you that you can

merely wanted to tell you that you can expect another student oh jolly good

expect another student oh jolly good

expect another student oh jolly good more than meria you're not here to make

more than meria you're not here to make

more than meria you're not here to make Mery Mr Brown no no it was just a figure

Mery Mr Brown no no it was just a figure

Mery Mr Brown no no it was just a figure of speech when you better try teaching a

of speech when you better try teaching a

of speech when you better try teaching a few figures of speech to your students

few figures of speech to your students

few figures of speech to your students they seem to be in need of it I'm doing

they seem to be in need of it I'm doing

they seem to be in need of it I'm doing my best

my best

my best huh oh uh Miss Courtney yes this uh new

huh oh uh Miss Courtney yes this uh new

huh oh uh Miss Courtney yes this uh new student what nationality can I expect

student what nationality can I expect

student what nationality can I expect African oh African thank you right now

African oh African thank you right now

African oh African thank you right now you remember I asked you all to write an

you remember I asked you all to write an

you remember I asked you all to write an essay a short story about about your

essay a short story about about your

essay a short story about about your life here in England hope you've all

life here in England hope you've all

life here in England hope you've all done so have you good good well I shall

done so have you good good well I shall

done so have you good good well I shall go around the class and ask each of you

go around the class and ask each of you

go around the class and ask each of you to read out what you've written an

to read out what you've written an

to read out what you've written an should we start with

should we start with

should we start with you my life in England by Anna Schmid

you my life in England by Anna Schmid

you my life in England by Anna Schmid good very

good yeah but go on there is no more

good yeah but go on there is no more

good yeah but go on there is no more that's all there is yeah I have no time

that's all there is yeah I have no time

that's all there is yeah I have no time to write more all that Mrs vka is

to write more all that Mrs vka is

to write more all that Mrs vka is keeping me busy Anna do this Anna do

keeping me busy Anna do this Anna do

keeping me busy Anna do this Anna do that she is a slave dri at M is vka

that she is a slave dri at M is vka

that she is a slave dri at M is vka Walker what w is pronounced W your

Walker what w is pronounced W your

Walker what w is pronounced W your employer's name is Walker yeah

employer's name is Walker yeah

employer's name is Walker yeah vka do you know how many shirts Mrs vka

vka do you know how many shirts Mrs vka

vka do you know how many shirts Mrs vka made me iron last night vka yeah

made me iron last night vka yeah

made me iron last night vka yeah vka then I had to prepare a meal for the

and she may be a hard task

and she may be a hard task

and she may be a hard task mistress but I don't think you ought to

mistress but I don't think you ought to

mistress but I don't think you ought to call her that who Mrs Walker

call her that who Mrs Walker

call her that who Mrs Walker Walker I was meaning the dog

Walker I was meaning the dog

Walker I was meaning the dog that is why I'm having no time for

that is why I'm having no time for

that is why I'm having no time for the homework yes well yeah not to worry

the homework yes well yeah not to worry

the homework yes well yeah not to worry you really must concentrate on those w

you really must concentrate on those w

you really must concentrate on those w sounds w v no W Danielle would you like

sounds w v no W Danielle would you like

sounds w v no W Danielle would you like to read us your

essay what I like about in Glenn by

essay what I like about in Glenn by

essay what I like about in Glenn by Melle

Melle

Melle Daniel

tone6 good uh carry on Suzie yes Giovani

tone6 good uh carry on Suzie yes Giovani

tone6 good uh carry on Suzie yes Giovani was that 8021 or

8012 uh 8021 don't never mind what

8012 uh 8021 don't never mind what

8012 uh 8021 don't never mind what number it was you're here to improve

number it was you're here to improve

number it was you're here to improve your English not shut up other students

your English not shut up other students

your English not shut up other students you are absolutely right professori it's

you are absolutely right professori it's

you are absolutely right professori it's just I'd like to improve my French as

just I'd like to improve my French as

just I'd like to improve my French as well well you can do that in your own

well well you can do that in your own

well well you can do that in your own time carry on Daniel thank

time carry on Daniel thank

time carry on Daniel thank you I like England because the grass is

you I like England because the grass is

you I like England because the grass is so green and the purple are so nice

so green and the purple are so nice

so green and the purple are so nice people yes

people yes

people yes especially as a

especially as a

especially as a man quiet

man quiet

man quiet quiet English men are so

quiet English men are so

quiet English men are so Charming so handsome and so

Charming so handsome and so

Charming so handsome and so [Music]

[Music]

[Music] sexy silence

sexy silence

sexy silence please yeah I think that'll do Daniel

please yeah I think that'll do Daniel

please yeah I think that'll do Daniel but I've written much more all about the

but I've written much more all about the

but I've written much more all about the things I like to do at

night yes well I don't think we better

night yes well I don't think we better

night yes well I don't think we better go into those

go into those

go into those I'll be reading all your essays later uh

I'll be reading all your essays later uh

I'll be reading all your essays later uh Jam I don't suppose you've written

Jam I don't suppose you've written

Jam I don't suppose you've written anything have you an

anything have you an

anything have you an uh written anything no no look you

uh written anything no no look you

uh written anything no no look you really really must start to speak a

really really must start to speak a

really really must start to speak a little Jamila

speak no no no no no no in English you

speak no no no no no no in English you

speak no no no no no no in English you must try to speak English look try

must try to speak English look try

must try to speak English look try saying good evening

saying good evening

saying good evening huh all right let's start with the good

huh all right let's start with the good

huh all right let's start with the good good

good

good good it's not difficult Jamila come on

good look you nearly said it then come

good look you nearly said it then come

good look you nearly said it then come on

on

on good please no

prompting

prompting

prompting God EX on now try evening

God EX on now try evening

God EX on now try evening evening it's not difficult janilla come

evening it's not difficult janilla come

evening it's not difficult janilla come on

on

on evening yes yes come

evening yes yes come

evening yes yes come on good

on good

on good yeah I know you can say good say evening

yeah I know you can say good say evening

yeah I know you can say good say evening evening

evening

evening [Music]

evening yes good good now put them both

evening yes good good now put them both

evening yes good good now put them both together good

evening God

evening God

evening God happening God heing

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] good good well done we'll try some new

good good well done we'll try some new

good good well done we'll try some new words later suie have you written

words later suie have you written

words later suie have you written anything uh yes yes

fine what I like about

fine what I like about

fine what I like about Ingram ingrant is becoming more

Ingram ingrant is becoming more

Ingram ingrant is becoming more politically minded and gradually more

politically minded and gradually more

politically minded and gradually more the overlow of decadent capitalistic

the overlow of decadent capitalistic

the overlow of decadent capitalistic government as working classes become

government as working classes become

government as working classes become more educated and EM communism as the

more educated and EM communism as the

more educated and EM communism as the true way of

true way of

true way of right workers Revolution getting nearer

right workers Revolution getting nearer

right workers Revolution getting nearer with inevitable corpse of imperialistic

with inevitable corpse of imperialistic

with inevitable corpse of imperialistic B intellectual

B intellectual

B intellectual Society well if that's what you like

Society well if that's what you like

Society well if that's what you like about England I wouldn't want to read

about England I wouldn't want to read

about England I wouldn't want to read what you didn't

like

I have smaller

I have smaller

I have smaller observation on young ladies

observation on young ladies

observation on young ladies discourse that we

discourse that we

discourse that we also

also

also illustrate increas the knowledge of

illustrate increas the knowledge of

illustrate increas the knowledge of English certainly ter go ahead with

English certainly ter go ahead with

English certainly ter go ahead with respect young lady speak Road of copos

attitude typical of FY nipones Japan

attitude typical of FY nipones Japan

attitude typical of FY nipones Japan civilized the country not like China run

civilized the country not like China run

civilized the country not like China run by peasant Chinese not peasant Japanese

by peasant Chinese not peasant Japanese

by peasant Chinese not peasant Japanese not fascist

not fascist

not fascist all

all

all Oh Come t uh please go and apologize

Oh Come t uh please go and apologize

Oh Come t uh please go and apologize apologize yes I lose phaser not my photo

apologize yes I lose phaser not my photo

apologize yes I lose phaser not my photo well never mind never mind his pho

please this is C Miss so sorry I'm Roger

please this is C Miss so sorry I'm Roger

please this is C Miss so sorry I'm Roger Kenyan from the education Authority oh

Kenyan from the education Authority oh

Kenyan from the education Authority oh oh they told me they were sending an

oh they told me they were sending an

oh they told me they were sending an inspector round but I really didn't

inspector round but I really didn't

inspector round but I really didn't expect he would be black he would be so

expect he would be black he would be so

expect he would be black he would be so young my apologies but the authority

young my apologies but the authority

young my apologies but the authority lies to check that the standards of the

lies to check that the standards of the

lies to check that the standards of the evening classes are up to par I can

evening classes are up to par I can

evening classes are up to par I can assure you that my standards here are

assure you that my standards here are

assure you that my standards here are well over par I'm glad to hear it well

well over par I'm glad to hear it well

well over par I'm glad to hear it well Mr Kenyon if you'd like to come with me

Mr Kenyon if you'd like to come with me

Mr Kenyon if you'd like to come with me I'll show you around no no no please I'd

I'll show you around no no no please I'd

I'll show you around no no no please I'd rather just wander around on my own if

rather just wander around on my own if

rather just wander around on my own if you don't mind I usually get a much

you don't mind I usually get a much

you don't mind I usually get a much clearer picture that

way so

everything all right everything's okay

everything all right everything's okay

everything all right everything's okay good we have agree to differ oh right

good we have agree to differ oh right

good we have agree to differ oh right excuse me pleas ah a new African pardon

excuse me pleas ah a new African pardon

excuse me pleas ah a new African pardon yeah I've been expecting you me yes I

yeah I've been expecting you me yes I

yeah I've been expecting you me yes I was told I'd have a new poop look it's

was told I'd have a new poop look it's

was told I'd have a new poop look it's nearly time for our tea break so why

nearly time for our tea break so why

nearly time for our tea break so why don't you just go to the back for a

don't you just go to the back for a

don't you just go to the back for a minute and I'll take your particulars

minute and I'll take your particulars

minute and I'll take your particulars later but please be a good Chap and

later but please be a good Chap and

later but please be a good Chap and don't argue just go and sit all right

don't argue just go and sit all right

don't argue just go and sit all right yes bu

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] yeah sit yes

please

please

please okay

okay

okay me

me

me [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

S

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] my love there we are 10 P dear thank you

my love there we are 10 P dear thank you

my love there we are 10 P dear thank you love that's it next oh there you you sit

love that's it next oh there you you sit

love that's it next oh there you you sit here thank

you I get the coffee yes coffee black

you I get the coffee yes coffee black

you I get the coffee yes coffee black thank you please coffee black hey I'll

thank you please coffee black hey I'll

thank you please coffee black hey I'll get the coffee for Danielle too bad

get the coffee for Danielle too bad

get the coffee for Danielle too bad sugar

sugar

sugar messy how about the biscuit you like the

messy how about the biscuit you like the

messy how about the biscuit you like the biscuit I would like that good I'll be

biscuit I would like that good I'll be

biscuit I would like that good I'll be back a back the biscuits please look

back a back the biscuits please look

back a back the biscuits please look wait your time

wait your time

wait your time [Music]

Love

Love

Love next

next

next happening yeah good evening to your

happening yeah good evening to your

happening yeah good evening to your coffee love God heaving

coffee love God heaving

coffee love God heaving I heard you the first time tea or coffee

I heard you the first time tea or coffee

I heard you the first time tea or coffee oh J

tea 10

tea 10

tea 10 P

P

P happening 10 p o sure I'll pay for that

happening 10 p o sure I'll pay for that

happening 10 p o sure I'll pay for that and a coffee for me please and a coffee

and a coffee for me please and a coffee

and a coffee for me please and a coffee for

for

for you are you Mr Brown yes oh I've got a

you are you Mr Brown yes oh I've got a

you are you Mr Brown yes oh I've got a message for you from her ladyship oh

message for you from her ladyship oh

message for you from her ladyship oh lady who yeah Miss Courtney she's been

lady who yeah Miss Courtney she's been

lady who yeah Miss Courtney she's been in here and she wants to see you yeah I

in here and she wants to see you yeah I

in here and she wants to see you yeah I know what she does want yes Mr

know what she does want yes Mr

know what she does want yes Mr Brown you want to see me in my office

immediately careful let's coffee you'll

immediately careful let's coffee you'll

immediately careful let's coffee you'll spill it that's

coffee cheers time again please oh

coffee cheers time again please oh

coffee cheers time again please oh nothing Mr Brown thank you thank you

nothing Mr Brown thank you thank you

nothing Mr Brown thank you thank you love package the biscuits please oh I'm

love package the biscuits please oh I'm

love package the biscuits please oh I'm sorry we haven't any

sorry we haven't any

sorry we haven't any left Mar oh good good you've uh come to

left Mar oh good good you've uh come to

left Mar oh good good you've uh come to have a cup of

have a cup of

have a cup of coffee

coffee

coffee coffee yes coffee this

coffee yes coffee this

coffee yes coffee this stuff thank

you

you

you enter it is taking you 2 minutes 38

enter it is taking you 2 minutes 38

enter it is taking you 2 minutes 38 seconds exactly to come to my office

seconds exactly to come to my office

seconds exactly to come to my office immediately I'm glad I didn't ask you to

immediately I'm glad I didn't ask you to

immediately I'm glad I didn't ask you to take your time time well I'm sorry I was

take your time time well I'm sorry I was

take your time time well I'm sorry I was detained well I thought I better tell

detained well I thought I better tell

detained well I thought I better tell you that an inspector has arrived oh my

you that an inspector has arrived oh my

you that an inspector has arrived oh my conscience is clear I beg your pardon

conscience is clear I beg your pardon

conscience is clear I beg your pardon well apart from the odd parking ticket

well apart from the odd parking ticket

well apart from the odd parking ticket I've never had any trouble with the

I've never had any trouble with the

I've never had any trouble with the police an education inspector ah I see

police an education inspector ah I see

police an education inspector ah I see I'm sorry how stupid of me

I'm sorry how stupid of me

I'm sorry how stupid of me yes well he'll probably want to call in

yes well he'll probably want to call in

yes well he'll probably want to call in on your class oh well don't worry I'll

on your class oh well don't worry I'll

on your class oh well don't worry I'll uh deal with him you don't deal with

uh deal with him you don't deal with

uh deal with him you don't deal with inspectors from the local Authority Mr

inspectors from the local Authority Mr

inspectors from the local Authority Mr Brown you costed them and flatter them

Brown you costed them and flatter them

Brown you costed them and flatter them and agree with everything they say well

and agree with everything they say well

and agree with everything they say well I'll do that as well I expect he'll want

I'll do that as well I expect he'll want

I'll do that as well I expect he'll want to see your register my register you do

to see your register my register you do

to see your register my register you do have a register oh that register yes of

have a register oh that register yes of

have a register oh that register yes of course well you better call it as soon

course well you better call it as soon

course well you better call it as soon as you get back to your class right by

as you get back to your class right by

as you get back to your class right by the way while you're here the local

the way while you're here the local

the way while you're here the local Authority want me to fill in a few

Authority want me to fill in a few

Authority want me to fill in a few details about you on this form now I've

details about you on this form now I've

details about you on this form now I've got your name yes address yes sex

occasionally married sorry uh no I was

occasionally married sorry uh no I was

occasionally married sorry uh no I was engaged once as a matter of fact I

engaged once as a matter of fact I

engaged once as a matter of fact I proposed marriage but it uh didn't

proposed marriage but it uh didn't

proposed marriage but it uh didn't really work out there was quite a lot of

really work out there was quite a lot of

really work out there was quite a lot of opposition her father no her husband I

opposition her father no her husband I

opposition her father no her husband I didn't realize she was married

didn't realize she was married

didn't realize she was married at what do you do during the day oh well

at what do you do during the day oh well

at what do you do during the day oh well nothing at the moment I'm afraid I'm

nothing at the moment I'm afraid I'm

nothing at the moment I'm afraid I'm waiting for a suitable position and what

waiting for a suitable position and what

waiting for a suitable position and what was your last position well I was

was your last position well I was

was your last position well I was teaching at a secondary modern school

teaching at a secondary modern school

teaching at a secondary modern school but I left I couldn't stand any more

but I left I couldn't stand any more

but I left I couldn't stand any more beatings well I didn't think teachers

beatings well I didn't think teachers

beatings well I didn't think teachers beat children anymore no they don't it

beat children anymore no they don't it

beat children anymore no they don't it was the other way

was the other way

was the other way around I think you better take this form

around I think you better take this form

around I think you better take this form and fill it up yourself bring it back to

and fill it up yourself bring it back to

and fill it up yourself bring it back to me later right and do be careful what

me later right and do be careful what

me later right and do be careful what you say to the inspector of course oh by

you say to the inspector of course oh by

you say to the inspector of course oh by the way the new student has arrived you

the way the new student has arrived you

the way the new student has arrived you won't forget to add the name to the

won't forget to add the name to the

won't forget to add the name to the register will

you

you

you Danelle um what uh you do uh half class

Danelle um what uh you do uh half class

Danelle um what uh you do uh half class I go and learn the English hey I'm going

I go and learn the English hey I'm going

I go and learn the English hey I'm going to learn the English as well maybe we

to learn the English as well maybe we

to learn the English as well maybe we learn together huh yes but what about

learn together huh yes but what about

learn together huh yes but what about poor Max yeah what about poor Max I'm a

poor Max yeah what about poor Max I'm a

poor Max yeah what about poor Max I'm a crying my eyes

crying my eyes

crying my eyes out I have an idea I have lots of ideas

out I have an idea I have lots of ideas

out I have an idea I have lots of ideas why not you and Max study together

huh always right class now settle down

huh always right class now settle down

huh always right class now settle down please quiet now the first thing we have

please quiet now the first thing we have

please quiet now the first thing we have to do before we do anything else is to

to do before we do anything else is to

to do before we do anything else is to call the register right Ah that's quite

call the register right Ah that's quite

call the register right Ah that's quite all right I expect you'll uh have a bit

all right I expect you'll uh have a bit

all right I expect you'll uh have a bit of difficulty finding your way around at

of difficulty finding your way around at

of difficulty finding your way around at first things will seem rather strange

first things will seem rather strange

first things will seem rather strange yes very strange yes must be quite a

yes very strange yes must be quite a

yes very strange yes must be quite a change coming from one of the

change coming from one of the

change coming from one of the underdeveloped countries to our more

underdeveloped countries to our more

underdeveloped countries to our more advanced way of life oh yes still your

advanced way of life oh yes still your

advanced way of life oh yes still your people are doing remarkably well did did

people are doing remarkably well did did

people are doing remarkably well did did you fly here fly how do you mean

buana fly in a big iron

buana fly in a big iron

buana fly in a big iron bird quite a change from riding an

bird quite a change from riding an

bird quite a change from riding an elephant unless you came by

jumbo English

jumbo English

jumbo English joke very funny well perhaps you better

joke very funny well perhaps you better

joke very funny well perhaps you better sit down right right I'm going to call

sit down right right I'm going to call

sit down right right I'm going to call out your names and will you please

out your names and will you please

out your names and will you please answer present

answer present

answer present present Sally but wait until I've called

present Sally but wait until I've called

present Sally but wait until I've called your name out sorry please ranit sing

your name out sorry please ranit sing

your name out sorry please ranit sing present and correct please Gian Capello

present and correct please Gian Capello

present and correct please Gian Capello see Professor no giovan not professori

see Professor no giovan not professori

see Professor no giovan not professori not professori no you should address me

not professori no you should address me

not professori no you should address me as sir sir

as sir sir

as sir sir yes now I

yes now I

yes now I understand

understand

understand you have been to get

naed come again well to become a sir you

naed come again well to become a sir you

naed come again well to become a sir you got noted by the

got noted by the

got noted by the Queen the word is kned and I'm not that

Queen the word is kned and I'm not that

Queen the word is kned and I'm not that kind of Sir maximilan Pap andrios

kind of Sir maximilan Pap andrios

kind of Sir maximilan Pap andrios maximilan Pap andreos Mr Brown is

maximilan Pap andreos Mr Brown is

maximilan Pap andreos Mr Brown is speaking to you is he

sorry you want something yeah are you

sorry you want something yeah are you

sorry you want something yeah are you here or

not for sure I'm here Tero nagazumi

ass present anid present Su CH pleas

ass present anid present Su CH pleas

ass present anid present Su CH pleas aladim

gift gift I'm surprising you

gift gift I'm surprising you

gift gift I'm surprising you no each day I'm learning a new English

no each day I'm learning a new English

no each day I'm learning a new English word and I'm finding that gift is

word and I'm finding that gift is

word and I'm finding that gift is another word for

present very ingenious thank you very

present very ingenious thank you very

present very ingenious thank you very much Danielle

much Danielle

much Danielle fa present and I am all here

fa present and I am all here

fa present and I am all here see that uh Jamila ranja H oh G

see that uh Jamila ranja H oh G

see that uh Jamila ranja H oh G he yes you're here and Juan

he yes you're here and Juan

he yes you're here and Juan santes present for you're here

santes present for you're here

santes present for you're here PR I better take down your particulars

PR I better take down your particulars

PR I better take down your particulars otherwise I make it into hot water ohuh

otherwise I make it into hot water ohuh

otherwise I make it into hot water ohuh you are going to have a hard

you are going to have a hard

you are going to have a hard bath no Ally it's just another way of

bath no Ally it's just another way of

bath no Ally it's just another way of saying I may get into trouble

saying I may get into trouble

saying I may get into trouble oh dear you have been committing some

oh dear you have been committing some

oh dear you have been committing some Grievous

Grievous

Grievous MISD not at all there's an inspector

MISD not at all there's an inspector

MISD not at all there's an inspector from the local education Authority

from the local education Authority

from the local education Authority coming round yeah the bigger boss yes I

coming round yeah the bigger boss yes I

coming round yeah the bigger boss yes I suppose you could say that but from my

suppose you could say that but from my

suppose you could say that but from my experience they're usually interfering

experience they're usually interfering

experience they're usually interfering old

old

old fogies you don't like them not

fogies you don't like them not

fogies you don't like them not particularly frankly they're quite

particularly frankly they're quite

particularly frankly they're quite useless and about as outdated as their

useless and about as outdated as their

useless and about as outdated as their teaching methods I mean what's the point

teaching methods I mean what's the point

teaching methods I mean what's the point of learning past participles cognate

of learning past participles cognate

of learning past participles cognate objects or subordinate clauses it's far

objects or subordinate clauses it's far

objects or subordinate clauses it's far more useful to try to teach a foreign

more useful to try to teach a foreign

more useful to try to teach a foreign student how to order a meal or find

student how to order a meal or find

student how to order a meal or find accommodation

accommodation

accommodation you appear to have some rather UniQue

you appear to have some rather UniQue

you appear to have some rather UniQue Ideas I suppose I have you know you

Ideas I suppose I have you know you

Ideas I suppose I have you know you speak English fairly

speak English fairly

speak English fairly well thank you yeah and what is your

well thank you yeah and what is your

well thank you yeah and what is your name Roger Kenyon Roger Kenyon yes ah

name Roger Kenyon Roger Kenyon yes ah

name Roger Kenyon Roger Kenyon yes ah Miss courtley I'm just uh completing the

Miss courtley I'm just uh completing the

Miss courtley I'm just uh completing the register and getting the details of our

register and getting the details of our

register and getting the details of our new student before that inspector chappy

new student before that inspector chappy

new student before that inspector chappy no no Mr Brown I shall be a moment M

no no Mr Brown I shall be a moment M

no no Mr Brown I shall be a moment M courtly what is your job inspector oh

courtly what is your job inspector oh

courtly what is your job inspector oh but local

but local

but local transport

transport

transport local education Authority

oo I thought he was the new student the

oo I thought he was the new student the

oo I thought he was the new student the new student is a female is she well you

new student is a female is she well you

new student is a female is she well you didn't tell me that oh my apologies Mr

didn't tell me that oh my apologies Mr

didn't tell me that oh my apologies Mr Kenyan and I do assure you that Mr Brown

Kenyan and I do assure you that Mr Brown

Kenyan and I do assure you that Mr Brown will be severely dealt with I can't

will be severely dealt with I can't

will be severely dealt with I can't remember when I last enjoyed myself so

remember when I last enjoyed myself so

remember when I last enjoyed myself so much I beg your pardon enjoyed yourself

much I beg your pardon enjoyed yourself

much I beg your pardon enjoyed yourself you know miss courney your Mr Brown is a

you know miss courney your Mr Brown is a

you know miss courney your Mr Brown is a remarkable man I am he is yes his

remarkable man I am he is yes his

remarkable man I am he is yes his teaching methods may be somewhat

teaching methods may be somewhat

teaching methods may be somewhat revolutionary but they appear to work I

revolutionary but they appear to work I

revolutionary but they appear to work I have always encouraged my staff to be

have always encouraged my staff to be

have always encouraged my staff to be Forward

Thinking I'll pass on your comments to

Thinking I'll pass on your comments to

Thinking I'll pass on your comments to the authority perhaps they Revis their

the authority perhaps they Revis their

the authority perhaps they Revis their textbooks now if you excuse me I must

textbooks now if you excuse me I must

textbooks now if you excuse me I must putting an appearance at the other

classes oh uh keep up the good work Mr

classes oh uh keep up the good work Mr

classes oh uh keep up the good work Mr Brown and thank you very much for the

Brown and thank you very much for the

Brown and thank you very much for the coffee I come with you Mr

coffee I come with you Mr

coffee I come with you Mr Kenyon

Kenyon

Kenyon blimy you are dropping a

clinker you mean clanger yes please yes

clinker you mean clanger yes please yes

clinker you mean clanger yes please yes well all right let's continue with our

well all right let's continue with our

well all right let's continue with our lesson uh get out your textbooks I'm

lesson uh get out your textbooks I'm

lesson uh get out your textbooks I'm going to give you all a few exercises uh

going to give you all a few exercises uh

going to give you all a few exercises uh excuse me Professor I can't do any

excuse me Professor I can't do any

excuse me Professor I can't do any exercises why not I've got a bad

back excuse me I was looking for him ah

back excuse me I was looking for him ah

back excuse me I was looking for him ah at last pity you didn't arrive half an

at last pity you didn't arrive half an

at last pity you didn't arrive half an hour earlier why it might have saved me

hour earlier why it might have saved me

hour earlier why it might have saved me a great deal of embarrassment with a

a great deal of embarrassment with a

a great deal of embarrassment with a certain African gentleman oh yes he was

certain African gentleman oh yes he was

certain African gentleman oh yes he was a school's inspector but I mistook him

a school's inspector but I mistook him

a school's inspector but I mistook him for you you thought a gentleman was me

for you you thought a gentleman was me

for you you thought a gentleman was me yeah the silly fool tried to pretend he

yeah the silly fool tried to pretend he

yeah the silly fool tried to pretend he was a student and sit at the back to try

was a student and sit at the back to try

was a student and sit at the back to try to catch me out but I saw through him I

to catch me out but I saw through him I

to catch me out but I saw through him I GA you think he was a bit stupid oh

GA you think he was a bit stupid oh

GA you think he was a bit stupid oh definitely thick as a brush was his name

definitely thick as a brush was his name

definitely thick as a brush was his name Mr Kenyon yes do you know him I should

Mr Kenyon yes do you know him I should

Mr Kenyon yes do you know him I should do I've come to collect him I am his

wife

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[Music] everybody's oh Max can you help me sure

everybody's oh Max can you help me sure

everybody's oh Max can you help me sure anything you want I'm in very big

anything you want I'm in very big

anything you want I'm in very big trouble I kill

trouble I kill

trouble I kill him who you kill the man who put you in

him who you kill the man who put you in

him who you kill the man who put you in big trouble there is no man you're

big trouble there is no man you're

big trouble there is no man you're gracious no it's my homework I know

gracious no it's my homework I know

gracious no it's my homework I know finish it I haven't even started

finish it I haven't even started

finish it I haven't even started it Mr Brown is going to be very angry

it Mr Brown is going to be very angry

it Mr Brown is going to be very angry don't worry Giovani he's going to fix

don't worry Giovani he's going to fix

don't worry Giovani he's going to fix everything yeah what

everything yeah what

everything yeah what Sarah Okay who wants the homework only

Sarah Okay who wants the homework only

Sarah Okay who wants the homework only 10 P

each he hey 10 p no

okay

okay

okay next how how how we know answers right

next how how how we know answers right

next how how how we know answers right sure answers are right my land lady's

sure answers are right my land lady's

sure answers are right my land lady's little boy write them

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down

down

down please where is Mr Brown is brown not

please where is Mr Brown is brown not

please where is Mr Brown is brown not alive oh this is too bad he should be

alive oh this is too bad he should be

alive oh this is too bad he should be here you want to give Mr blown a

here you want to give Mr blown a

here you want to give Mr blown a massage

massage

massage I presume you mean

I presume you mean

I presume you mean message no thank you no I shall wait

message no thank you no I shall wait

message no thank you no I shall wait until he arrives will give me an

until he arrives will give me an

until he arrives will give me an opportunity to find out how much you

opportunity to find out how much you

opportunity to find out how much you have learned she's precious little I

have learned she's precious little I

have learned she's precious little I suspect but Madame we learn a lot for Mr

suspect but Madame we learn a lot for Mr

suspect but Madame we learn a lot for Mr Brown quiet now quiet

Brown quiet now quiet

Brown quiet now quiet quiet very well let's see if we can find

quiet very well let's see if we can find

quiet very well let's see if we can find out how much you've learned from Mr

out how much you've learned from Mr

out how much you've learned from Mr Brown Can anyone give me a sentence

Brown Can anyone give me a sentence

Brown Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word uh

containing the word uh

containing the word uh Catalyst Catalyst well come along

Catalyst Catalyst well come along

Catalyst Catalyst well come along somebody

somebody

somebody Catalyst yes in my country as

Catalyst yes in my country as

Catalyst yes in my country as Spain most of the people are Roman

Catalyst I don't believe

Catalyst I don't believe

Catalyst I don't believe it that's not right no Italy is a much

it that's not right no Italy is a much

it that's not right no Italy is a much bigger Catalyst

country

quiet please good evening Miss cotney

quiet please good evening Miss cotney

quiet please good evening Miss cotney it's all M good night yeah well I'm

it's all M good night yeah well I'm

it's all M good night yeah well I'm sorry I'm late I was detained at the

sorry I'm late I was detained at the

sorry I'm late I was detained at the paper shop Mr Brown I know the times are

paper shop Mr Brown I know the times are

paper shop Mr Brown I know the times are hard but do you have to deliver

hard but do you have to deliver

hard but do you have to deliver newspapers oh no no no I bought them

newspapers oh no no no I bought them

newspapers oh no no no I bought them they're for the students as part of

they're for the students as part of

they're for the students as part of their education well they certainly need

their education well they certainly need

their education well they certainly need some

some

some education yes well good evening what

education yes well good evening what

education yes well good evening what is

is

is squeeze me please I'm just this moment

squeeze me please I'm just this moment

squeeze me please I'm just this moment arriving squeeze me again I'll go

what I come

what I come

what I come back are you moving house oh not at all

back are you moving house oh not at all

back are you moving house oh not at all I'm coming here straight from work oh

I'm coming here straight from work oh

I'm coming here straight from work oh you got a job yes please I'm a traveling

you got a job yes please I'm a traveling

you got a job yes please I'm a traveling saleman I go around nicking the

saleman I go around nicking the

saleman I go around nicking the doors knocking that is correct what are

doors knocking that is correct what are

doors knocking that is correct what are you selling oh blind me everything for a

you selling oh blind me everything for a

you selling oh blind me everything for a master or a mistress I show you some

master or a mistress I show you some

master or a mistress I show you some example maybe you will be wanting to buy

something no thanks I don't think that's

something no thanks I don't think that's

something no thanks I don't think that's my size so sorry please this case is for

my size so sorry please this case is for

my size so sorry please this case is for the lady peoples only and this case is

the lady peoples only and this case is

the lady peoples only and this case is for the men people and everything very

for the men people and everything very

for the men people and everything very cut

cut

cut price ah look this please you not have

price ah look this please you not have

price ah look this please you not have to be tying it and also if you are

to be tying it and also if you are

to be tying it and also if you are dropping soup you'll be wiping it off

dropping soup you'll be wiping it off

dropping soup you'll be wiping it off a jelly good plastic yes very ingenious

a jelly good plastic yes very ingenious

a jelly good plastic yes very ingenious only 150 you wanting one no thanks I'm

only 150 you wanting one no thanks I'm

only 150 you wanting one no thanks I'm telling you what I'm doing to you only

telling you what I'm doing to you only

telling you what I'm doing to you only one point yeah don't

one point yeah don't

one point yeah don't one how about jell good shirt ah it is

one how about jell good shirt ah it is

one how about jell good shirt ah it is guaranteed 100%

guaranteed 100%

guaranteed 100% substandard no thank you Ali you got any

substandard no thank you Ali you got any

substandard no thank you Ali you got any socks plenty socks 50p only plenty only

socks plenty socks 50p only plenty only

socks plenty socks 50p only plenty only yeah

yeah

yeah H excuse I'm serving

H excuse I'm serving

H excuse I'm serving okay I have a two right one two money

okay I have a two right one two money

okay I have a two right one two money money

money

money money now tell me anybody wanting any

money now tell me anybody wanting any

money now tell me anybody wanting any under trousers all different colors H

under trousers all different colors H

under trousers all different colors H only 50p Al please ah you are wanting

only 50p Al please ah you are wanting

only 50p Al please ah you are wanting one I'm finding you a very good

pair lovely lovely red white and blue

pair lovely lovely red white and blue

pair lovely lovely red white and blue just like Union J very patriotic but no

just like Union J very patriotic but no

just like Union J very patriotic but no thank you have you any scar most

thank you have you any scar most

thank you have you any scar most definitely for you only1 made in Hong

definitely for you only1 made in Hong

definitely for you only1 made in Hong Kong Hong Kong I know buy from capary

Kong Hong Kong I know buy from capary

Kong Hong Kong I know buy from capary state where workers exploited as cheap

state where workers exploited as cheap

state where workers exploited as cheap laor oh ah anybody else wanting

laor oh ah anybody else wanting

laor oh ah anybody else wanting something else

something else

something else please you are exchanging your

mind not P Lane just sit down

mind not P Lane just sit down

mind not P Lane just sit down everybody on tell sit down

everybody on tell sit down

everybody on tell sit down right before we do anything else this

right before we do anything else this

right before we do anything else this evening I want to find a monitor okay

evening I want to find a monitor okay

evening I want to find a monitor okay you tell us where to look we find the

you tell us where to look we find the

you tell us where to look we find the one giovan a monitor is a person who can

one giovan a monitor is a person who can

one giovan a monitor is a person who can take charge of the class during my

take charge of the class during my

take charge of the class during my absence somebody intelligent enough to

absence somebody intelligent enough to

absence somebody intelligent enough to assume responsibility yeah and second

assume responsibility yeah and second

assume responsibility yeah and second thoughts perhaps it's not such a good

thoughts perhaps it's not such a good

thoughts perhaps it's not such a good idea after all please I think I'm making

idea after all please I think I'm making

idea after all please I think I'm making good money D I think we'll alternate

good money D I think we'll alternate

good money D I think we'll alternate have a different one each week it'll be

have a different one each week it'll be

have a different one each week it'll be good experience for you right Anna we'll

good experience for you right Anna we'll

good experience for you right Anna we'll start with you thank you yeah thank you

start with you thank you yeah thank you

start with you thank you yeah thank you thank thank you if you'll just hand

thank thank you if you'll just hand

thank thank you if you'll just hand these round and collect the homework

these round and collect the homework

these round and collect the homework yeah yes Anna yes and from now on I want

yeah yes Anna yes and from now on I want

yeah yes Anna yes and from now on I want to hear no more foreign languages spoken

to hear no more foreign languages spoken

to hear no more foreign languages spoken in this class from the moment you come

in this class from the moment you come

in this class from the moment you come in here you speak English all the time

in here you speak English all the time

in here you speak English all the time is that

understood

understood

understood now phito English only all right yes

now phito English only all right yes

now phito English only all right yes good thank you now have you all got a

good thank you now have you all got a

good thank you now have you all got a newspaper right well I'm going to ask

newspaper right well I'm going to ask

newspaper right well I'm going to ask you each to read out a passage from the

you each to read out a passage from the

you each to read out a passage from the newspaper and then we'll discuss it

newspaper and then we'll discuss it

newspaper and then we'll discuss it together okay Max you start us

together okay Max you start us

together okay Max you start us [Music]

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bugged no Max

bugged no Max

bugged no Max bugged hey my boss all the time say he's

bugged yes well that may be so Gian but

bugged yes well that may be so Gian but

bugged yes well that may be so Gian but the word we're dealing with is bugged

the word we're dealing with is bugged

the word we're dealing with is bugged Now read it again Max correctly

Now read it again Max correctly

Now read it again Max correctly hamerican hemby

hamerican hemby

hamerican hemby bug good now does anybody know what that

bug good now does anybody know what that

bug good now does anybody know what that means ah

tarot it means American Embassy full of

tarot it means American Embassy full of

tarot it means American Embassy full of little

little

little insects now teror they're not that sort

insects now teror they're not that sort

insects now teror they're not that sort of bouts listening devices J can you

of bouts listening devices J can you

of bouts listening devices J can you read something from your

read something from your

read something from your newspaper yeah read yeah read something

8 B yes well that's a

start

um late again ranit oh Mr teacher I am

um late again ranit oh Mr teacher I am

um late again ranit oh Mr teacher I am apologizing most humbly yes well perhaps

apologizing most humbly yes well perhaps

apologizing most humbly yes well perhaps next week you'll try and get here on

next week you'll try and get here on

next week you'll try and get here on time I'm thinking next week I'm not

time I'm thinking next week I'm not

time I'm thinking next week I'm not being here at all you leaving us I'm

being here at all you leaving us I'm

being here at all you leaving us I'm going to be joining honorable

going to be joining honorable

going to be joining honorable ancestors you mean you're going to die

ancestors you mean you're going to die

ancestors you mean you're going to die most definitely I'm going to die by my

most definitely I'm going to die by my

most definitely I'm going to die by my own hand please if you're wanting any

own hand please if you're wanting any

own hand please if you're wanting any assistance

assistance

assistance I'm I'm happy to be

I'm I'm happy to be

I'm I'm happy to be helping I thought you didn't like sik

helping I thought you didn't like sik

helping I thought you didn't like sik that is why I'm happy to be help you all

that is why I'm happy to be help you all

that is why I'm happy to be help you all right Al this is no laughing matter I

right Al this is no laughing matter I

right Al this is no laughing matter I think Grand Jeet is serious most

think Grand Jeet is serious most

think Grand Jeet is serious most certainly I am well why are you thinking

certainly I am well why are you thinking

certainly I am well why are you thinking of killing yourself I'm supposed to be

of killing yourself I'm supposed to be

of killing yourself I'm supposed to be getting married oh you Randy old

getting married oh you Randy old

getting married oh you Randy old chapati you are putting some innocent

chapati you are putting some innocent

chapati you are putting some innocent lady in the pudding clubing nothing of

lady in the pudding clubing nothing of

lady in the pudding clubing nothing of the starting Muslim T all right that'll

the starting Muslim T all right that'll

the starting Muslim T all right that'll do look I don't understand Rie why are

do look I don't understand Rie why are

do look I don't understand Rie why are you being forced to get married

you being forced to get married

you being forced to get married according to the seik tradition I was

according to the seik tradition I was

according to the seik tradition I was betro when I was 12 to surinder the

betro when I was 12 to surinder the

betro when I was 12 to surinder the 10-year-old daughter of the best friend

10-year-old daughter of the best friend

10-year-old daughter of the best friend of my

of my

of my father she was a beautiful girl with

father she was a beautiful girl with

father she was a beautiful girl with hair like s

hair like s

hair like s eyes like black diamonds and a figure

eyes like black diamonds and a figure

eyes like black diamonds and a figure like a tender Bamboo shoe and now her

like a tender Bamboo shoe and now her

like a tender Bamboo shoe and now her father is saying it is time for me to be

father is saying it is time for me to be

father is saying it is time for me to be marrying her well if she's got eyes like

marrying her well if she's got eyes like

marrying her well if she's got eyes like black diamonds hair like Silk and a

black diamonds hair like Silk and a

black diamonds hair like Silk and a figure like a tender bamboo shoot what

figure like a tender bamboo shoot what

figure like a tender bamboo shoot what are you complaining about BL me that was

are you complaining about BL me that was

are you complaining about BL me that was 20 years ago now she's putting on so

20 years ago now she's putting on so

20 years ago now she's putting on so much weight that from behind she's

much weight that from behind she's

much weight that from behind she's looking like an

looking like an

looking like an elephant matter of fact she's looking

elephant matter of fact she's looking

elephant matter of fact she's looking like an elephant from front

like an elephant from front

like an elephant from front also can't you just tell her that you've

also can't you just tell her that you've

also can't you just tell her that you've changed your mind not at all only lady

changed your mind not at all only lady

changed your mind not at all only lady can change mind I am up the creek

can change mind I am up the creek

can change mind I am up the creek without a

without a

without a poodle in a battle you not do it it's a

poodle in a battle you not do it it's a

poodle in a battle you not do it it's a sin to kill yourself this the only cause

sin to kill yourself this the only cause

sin to kill yourself this the only cause which is left open to me when you do

which is left open to me when you do

which is left open to me when you do this uh killing yourself

this uh killing yourself

this uh killing yourself tonight can we come and

tonight can we come and

tonight can we come and watch this is ridiculous people don't go

watch this is ridiculous people don't go

watch this is ridiculous people don't go around killing themselves rather than

around killing themselves rather than

around killing themselves rather than break off an engagement but it is my

break off an engagement but it is my

break off an engagement but it is my religion in that casee why don't you

religion in that casee why don't you

religion in that casee why don't you marry that'll be worse than killing

marry that'll be worse than killing

marry that'll be worse than killing myself well go and sit down we'll

myself well go and sit down we'll

myself well go and sit down we'll discuss whether you kill yourself or not

discuss whether you kill yourself or not

discuss whether you kill yourself or not during the tea braak would you all look

during the tea braak would you all look

during the tea braak would you all look at your new there is an Indian lady in

at your new there is an Indian lady in

at your new there is an Indian lady in my office who wishes to speak to Mr

my office who wishes to speak to Mr

my office who wishes to speak to Mr Ranjit Singh excusing me Missy this lady

Ranjit Singh excusing me Missy this lady

Ranjit Singh excusing me Missy this lady is she resembling an

is she resembling an

is she resembling an elephant I wouldn't exactly put it like

elephant I wouldn't exactly put it like

elephant I wouldn't exactly put it like that but she's rather large L is

that but she's rather large L is

that but she's rather large L is surrender well ask her to come along

surrender well ask her to come along

surrender well ask her to come along here miss Courtney would you that's very

here miss Courtney would you that's very

here miss Courtney would you that's very irregular well it is rather important oh

irregular well it is rather important oh

irregular well it is rather important oh very well but don't make a habit of it

very well but don't make a habit of it

very well but don't make a habit of it what are you doing that for well so we

what are you doing that for well so we

what are you doing that for well so we can talk to her perhaps make her see

can talk to her perhaps make her see

can talk to her perhaps make her see reason it's not any way possible I kill

reason it's not any way possible I kill

reason it's not any way possible I kill myself come on put ma hold up where is

myself come on put ma hold up where is

myself come on put ma hold up where is he he's not here yet ah I wait for him

he he's not here yet ah I wait for him

he he's not here yet ah I wait for him in the carar he is promised to me and I

in the carar he is promised to me and I

in the carar he is promised to me and I swear by holy Guru he is having

me

well what am I telling you yeah I quite

well what am I telling you yeah I quite

well what am I telling you yeah I quite see your point about an

see your point about an

see your point about an elephant still don't worry ran I'm sure

elephant still don't worry ran I'm sure

elephant still don't worry ran I'm sure some elephants are very nice can I have

some elephants are very nice can I have

some elephants are very nice can I have a niif bag please promise you won't kill

a niif bag please promise you won't kill

a niif bag please promise you won't kill yourself promise killing myself is not

yourself promise killing myself is not

yourself promise killing myself is not going to help me it's the attitude

going to help me it's the attitude

going to help me it's the attitude I have much better idea I kill

[Applause]

her yeah you're uh still there

her yeah you're uh still there

her yeah you're uh still there yes I still here I really think you

yes I still here I really think you

yes I still here I really think you ought to go home no I wait for Ranjit

ought to go home no I wait for Ranjit

ought to go home no I wait for Ranjit well I don't think Ranjit will be coming

well I don't think Ranjit will be coming

well I don't think Ranjit will be coming tonight I

wait she she being out in Corridor yeah

wait she she being out in Corridor yeah

wait she she being out in Corridor yeah I'm afraid so R look Miss Courtney is

I'm afraid so R look Miss Courtney is

I'm afraid so R look Miss Courtney is not going to be very pleased when she

not going to be very pleased when she

not going to be very pleased when she finds out about this oh dear me what am

finds out about this oh dear me what am

finds out about this oh dear me what am I going to be doing why can't you just

I going to be doing why can't you just

I going to be doing why can't you just tell her you're not going to marry her

tell her you're not going to marry her

tell her you're not going to marry her but I am not going to be marrying miss

but I am not going to be marrying miss

but I am not going to be marrying miss me I am referring to surrender oh no if

me I am referring to surrender oh no if

me I am referring to surrender oh no if I am telling her that she's surely going

I am telling her that she's surely going

I am telling her that she's surely going to kill me ah you said you were going to

to kill me ah you said you were going to

to kill me ah you said you were going to kill yourself that is correct yeah

kill yourself that is correct yeah

kill yourself that is correct yeah please in

please in

please in my personal

my personal

my personal commut Hara K it is custom for best

commut Hara K it is custom for best

commut Hara K it is custom for best friend to be present to chop of head

friend to be present to chop of head

friend to be present to chop of head chop of head hi

I will be happy to assistant you will do

I will be happy to assistant you will do

I will be happy to assistant you will do nothing nothing of the sort oh now

nothing nothing of the sort oh now

nothing nothing of the sort oh now please everybody just sit down you're

please everybody just sit down you're

please everybody just sit down you're here to learn English we've had enough

here to learn English we've had enough

here to learn English we've had enough disruption for one night you should

disruption for one night you should

disruption for one night you should leave your personal problems at home now

leave your personal problems at home now

leave your personal problems at home now look at your

look at your

look at your newspapers Juan read out a

newspapers Juan read out a

newspapers Juan read out a headline the newspaper I see newspaper

headline the newspaper I see newspaper

headline the newspaper I see newspaper yeah read something out ah H have oh

yeah read something out ah H have oh

yeah read something out ah H have oh sorry

sorry

sorry increase in London

rats London

rats London

rats London rats increase in London

rats increase in London

rats increase in London rats

R Yeah Anna your

R Yeah Anna your

R Yeah Anna your turn this Western V welcomes vent of

change wonderful

change wonderful

change wonderful very

Danielle prime minister sold a pup good

Danielle prime minister sold a pup good

Danielle prime minister sold a pup good now that is a very good example of a

now that is a very good example of a

now that is a very good example of a figure of speech prime minister sold a

figure of speech prime minister sold a

figure of speech prime minister sold a pup can you tell me what that means

pup can you tell me what that means

pup can you tell me what that means giovan he's buying a

giovan he's buying a

giovan he's buying a dog

dog

dog no it's a figure of speech look let me

no it's a figure of speech look let me

no it's a figure of speech look let me give you another example prime minister

give you another example prime minister

give you another example prime minister sold a dummy do you know what that means

sold a dummy do you know what that means

sold a dummy do you know what that means sure did you understand it yeah it's

sure did you understand it yeah it's

sure did you understand it yeah it's just one thing I don't understand does

just one thing I don't understand does

just one thing I don't understand does he buy the dummy before or after he buy

he buy the dummy before or after he buy

he buy the dummy before or after he buy the

the

the pup he doesn't buy

pup he doesn't buy

pup he doesn't buy anything the newspaper man's a big a

anything the newspaper man's a big a

anything the newspaper man's a big a liar a figure of speech I told you it's

liar a figure of speech I told you it's

liar a figure of speech I told you it's just a figure of speech it doesn't mean

just a figure of speech it doesn't mean

just a figure of speech it doesn't mean what it says typical of Imperial

what it says typical of Imperial

what it says typical of Imperial politicians who distort Luth and Suess

politicians who distort Luth and Suess

politicians who distort Luth and Suess working classes thank you a figure of

working classes thank you a figure of

working classes thank you a figure of speech is a way of expressing an idea by

speech is a way of expressing an idea by

speech is a way of expressing an idea by way of contrast or comparison if you're

way of contrast or comparison if you're

way of contrast or comparison if you're being sold a pup or sold a dummy you're

being sold a pup or sold a dummy you're

being sold a pup or sold a dummy you're being cheated or deceived in England we

being cheated or deceived in England we

being cheated or deceived in England we use figures of speech quite a lot for

use figures of speech quite a lot for

use figures of speech quite a lot for example we say as quick as Lightning as

example we say as quick as Lightning as

example we say as quick as Lightning as light as a feather as clean as a whistle

light as a feather as clean as a whistle

light as a feather as clean as a whistle as blind as a suly as blind as a bat

as blind as a suly as blind as a bat

as blind as a suly as blind as a bat good because bats cannot see Max as deaf

good because bats cannot see Max as deaf

good because bats cannot see Max as deaf as

as

as a

a

a postman

no Max post because posts cannot hear

no Max post because posts cannot hear

no Max post because posts cannot hear neither can my

Postman Al as Sly as a

Postman Al as Sly as a

Postman Al as Sly as a seek Fox ranit as mad as a

seek Fox ranit as mad as a

seek Fox ranit as mad as a Muslim hat Taro as drunk as a

Muslim hat Taro as drunk as a

Muslim hat Taro as drunk as a NE now Lord is more correct

NE now Lord is more correct

NE now Lord is more correct Jamila as white as

Jamila as white as

Jamila as white as you snow

you snow

you snow Ali as smooth

Ali as smooth

Ali as smooth as baby's

as baby's

as baby's buttoms all right we'll break for tea

buttoms all right we'll break for tea

buttoms all right we'll break for tea now and continue with the uh newspapers

now and continue with the uh newspapers

now and continue with the uh newspapers when we come back all right please how

when we come back all right please how

when we come back all right please how am I going to be getting out without

am I going to be getting out without

am I going to be getting out without being observed by the fat

being observed by the fat

being observed by the fat one well that's your problem my problem

one well that's your problem my problem

one well that's your problem my problem is how to get her off the premises

is how to get her off the premises

is how to get her off the premises before Miss Courtney finds her

oh look I I really think you ought to go

oh look I I really think you ought to go

oh look I I really think you ought to go home no I

home no I

home no I stay what is going on what is going on

stay what is going on what is going on

stay what is going on what is going on what is going on um yes well I'm talking

what is going on um yes well I'm talking

what is going on um yes well I'm talking to this lady why is she here well she's

to this lady why is she here well she's

to this lady why is she here well she's talking to

talking to

talking to me why is she sitting in the corridor

me why is she sitting in the corridor

me why is she sitting in the corridor why is she sitting in the cage must you

why is she sitting in the cage must you

why is she sitting in the cage must you repeat everything I

say

I could have sworn that woman wasn't

I could have sworn that woman wasn't

I could have sworn that woman wasn't pregnant

yesterday you're safe

now thank

now thank

now thank you what you do now

maybe I jump out of the window you be

maybe I jump out of the window you be

maybe I jump out of the window you be lucky we're on the third

lucky we're on the third

lucky we're on the third floor Mr Brown I have a feeling that

floor Mr Brown I have a feeling that

floor Mr Brown I have a feeling that something very peculiar is going on no

something very peculiar is going on no

something very peculiar is going on no no everything's perfectly all right I

no everything's perfectly all right I

no everything's perfectly all right I can assure you are you going yes to get

can assure you are you going yes to get

can assure you are you going yes to get a cup of

a cup of

a cup of [Laughter]

tea

I

I

I ah that was sounding like myit where is

ah that was sounding like myit where is

ah that was sounding like myit where is he now I told you he's not here excuse

he now I told you he's not here excuse

he now I told you he's not here excuse me de huh are you looking for the

me de huh are you looking for the

me de huh are you looking for the fell with the beard and the bandage

fell with the beard and the bandage

fell with the beard and the bandage around his head what yeah he's just gone

around his head what yeah he's just gone

around his head what yeah he's just gone behind those

behind those

behind those [Laughter]

cut come out Ranjit I am knowing you are

cut come out Ranjit I am knowing you are

cut come out Ranjit I am knowing you are there come

[Laughter]

out what is the meaning of this I am

out what is the meaning of this I am

out what is the meaning of this I am noticing Windows very dirty so I'm

noticing Windows very dirty so I'm

noticing Windows very dirty so I'm cleaning the for you I like very much

cleaning the for you I like very much

cleaning the for you I like very much cleaning windows in the pitch dark now

cleaning windows in the pitch dark now

cleaning windows in the pitch dark now come in off that window ledge at once

come in off that window ledge at once

come in off that window ledge at once more

certainly a thousand

[Music]

apologies I my yeah well hurry up cuz

apologies I my yeah well hurry up cuz

apologies I my yeah well hurry up cuz tea breaks nearly yeah go on I'm going

tea breaks nearly yeah go on I'm going

tea breaks nearly yeah go on I'm going to join my ancestor don't keep them

to join my ancestor don't keep them

to join my ancestor don't keep them waiting too long byebye everybody bye

waiting too long byebye everybody bye

waiting too long byebye everybody bye I'm doing it

I'm doing it

I'm doing it now this is it

now this is it

now this is it D come on hurry

D come on hurry

D come on hurry [Music]

up maybe I'm having a cup of coffee

up maybe I'm having a cup of coffee

up maybe I'm having a cup of coffee before I do

before I do

before I do it Rie we all know you haven't the

it Rie we all know you haven't the

it Rie we all know you haven't the slightest intention of killing yourself

slightest intention of killing yourself

slightest intention of killing yourself so put your knife away and let's discuss

so put your knife away and let's discuss

so put your knife away and let's discuss this properly now sinder as I understand

this properly now sinder as I understand

this properly now sinder as I understand it you and ranit here were both

it you and ranit here were both

it you and ranit here were both betrothed when they were children most

betrothed when they were children most

betrothed when they were children most definitely now he's not wanting to

definitely now he's not wanting to

definitely now he's not wanting to marrying me yeah well you can't get

marrying me yeah well you can't get

marrying me yeah well you can't get married unless you love each other it is

married unless you love each other it is

married unless you love each other it is his duty to be marrying me otherwise I'm

his duty to be marrying me otherwise I'm

his duty to be marrying me otherwise I'm losing my face I think she's lost it

losing my face I think she's lost it

losing my face I think she's lost it already you wouldn't be happy together I

already you wouldn't be happy together I

already you wouldn't be happy together I mean can't you just agree to release

mean can't you just agree to release

mean can't you just agree to release rangi from his promise and what is to

rangi from his promise and what is to

rangi from his promise and what is to become of me well I'm sure you'll meet

become of me well I'm sure you'll meet

become of me well I'm sure you'll meet somebody else

somebody else

somebody else ah if I think I'll meet another man

ah if I think I'll meet another man

ah if I think I'll meet another man oh I most gladly released RIT you would

oh I most gladly released RIT you would

oh I most gladly released RIT you would most

most

most certainly but who is having me now you

certainly but who is having me now you

certainly but who is having me now you know Sur that there is something Mr

know Sur that there is something Mr

know Sur that there is something Mr Brown is not telling you there is oh yes

Brown is not telling you there is oh yes

Brown is not telling you there is oh yes indeed he has special reason for wanting

indeed he has special reason for wanting

indeed he has special reason for wanting you not to be marrying me I

you not to be marrying me I

you not to be marrying me I have He is wanting to marry

have He is wanting to marry

have He is wanting to marry himself he is wanting to be marrying me

himself he is wanting to be marrying me

himself he is wanting to be marrying me I wanted to marry her oh I

[Applause]

accept hello Mr Brown good evening lce

accept hello Mr Brown good evening lce

accept hello Mr Brown good evening lce Hey when's the happy day then there's

Hey when's the happy day then there's

Hey when's the happy day then there's not going to be any happy day it was all

not going to be any happy day it was all

not going to be any happy day it was all a complete

a complete

a complete misunderstanding Oh What A pity and I

misunderstanding Oh What A pity and I

misunderstanding Oh What A pity and I thought you and Serinda made a lovely

thought you and Serinda made a lovely

thought you and Serinda made a lovely couple with all due respect she was a

couple with all due respect she was a

couple with all due respect she was a couple on our

own

own

own evening right before we start I've

evening right before we start I've

evening right before we start I've checked your homework last

checked your homework last

checked your homework last night and I have a feeling that there's

night and I have a feeling that there's

night and I have a feeling that there's been some sort of chicanery going on we

been some sort of chicanery going on we

been some sort of chicanery going on we not know what you mean no Giovani well

not know what you mean no Giovani well

not know what you mean no Giovani well I'll tell you firstly there's the fact

I'll tell you firstly there's the fact

I'll tell you firstly there's the fact that five of them are all in the same

that five of them are all in the same

that five of them are all in the same handwriting it's a sheer

handwriting it's a sheer

handwriting it's a sheer coincidence

coincidence

coincidence and is it also a coincidence that you

and is it also a coincidence that you

and is it also a coincidence that you all answered question seven as follows

all answered question seven as follows

all answered question seven as follows question explain what is wrong with the

question explain what is wrong with the

question explain what is wrong with the following sentence my dogs is in the

following sentence my dogs is in the

following sentence my dogs is in the garden answer I do not have a

garden answer I do not have a

garden answer I do not have a garden you call me

garden you call me

garden you call me Tippy yes well you will all receive

Tippy yes well you will all receive

Tippy yes well you will all receive extra homework

extra homework

extra homework tonight and please this time make sure

tonight and please this time make sure

tonight and please this time make sure that you do it

that you do it

that you do it yourselves I am apologizing again but I

yourselves I am apologizing again but I

yourselves I am apologizing again but I am delayed by surinda well I thought

am delayed by surinda well I thought

am delayed by surinda well I thought she'd agreed to releasee you from your

she'd agreed to releasee you from your

she'd agreed to releasee you from your marriage Val oh yes she has but her

marriage Val oh yes she has but her

marriage Val oh yes she has but her father is coming to see you about your

father is coming to see you about your

father is coming to see you about your marriage Val look there's not going to

marriage Val look there's not going to

marriage Val look there's not going to be any wedding I have broken it off oh

be any wedding I have broken it off oh

be any wedding I have broken it off oh dear me how

dear me how

dear me how painful I have written to Serena's

painful I have written to Serena's

painful I have written to Serena's parents explaining that I cannot

parents explaining that I cannot

parents explaining that I cannot possibly marry their daughter I've also

possibly marry their daughter I've also

possibly marry their daughter I've also pointed out the differences between our

pointed out the differences between our

pointed out the differences between our religious and cultural backgrounds and

religious and cultural backgrounds and

religious and cultural backgrounds and the fact that I have no intention of

the fact that I have no intention of

the fact that I have no intention of marrying anyone

marrying anyone

marrying anyone a you should have got the letter that

a you should have got the letter that

a you should have got the letter that moment oh yes he did that is why he's

moment oh yes he did that is why he's

moment oh yes he did that is why he's coming he's hoping to be slicing you

coming he's hoping to be slicing you

coming he's hoping to be slicing you into many

into many

into many pieces he's saying you are bringing

pieces he's saying you are bringing

pieces he's saying you are bringing disgrace on his daughter don't be

disgrace on his daughter don't be

disgrace on his daughter don't be ridiculous this isn't a Punjab it's

ridiculous this isn't a Punjab it's

ridiculous this isn't a Punjab it's England a civilized country people just

England a civilized country people just

England a civilized country people just don't go around slicing each other up

don't go around slicing each other up

don't go around slicing each other up and I should tell him

and I should tell him

and I should tell him so where is this IL legitimate offing of

so where is this IL legitimate offing of

so where is this IL legitimate offing of a six leged C oh blame me I am not

a six leged C oh blame me I am not

a six leged C oh blame me I am not knowing where he is he's not here he

has

has

has [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

go

[Applause]

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[Music]

[Music] do

do

do [Music]

[Music]

[Music] do do do

do do do

do do do [Music]

[Music]

[Music] do

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thank you

dear isn't it time we went back to the

dear isn't it time we went back to the

dear isn't it time we went back to the class we okay yet we wait for giovan

class we okay yet we wait for giovan

class we okay yet we wait for giovan come and sit down Sit

come and sit down Sit

come and sit down Sit Char this is Sid the caretaker most

Char this is Sid the caretaker most

Char this is Sid the caretaker most happy to be making your acquaintance

happy to be making your acquaintance

happy to be making your acquaintance nice to meet you you want a cup of

nice to meet you you want a cup of

nice to meet you you want a cup of coffee seed he a cup of coffee no thanks

coffee seed he a cup of coffee no thanks

coffee seed he a cup of coffee no thanks no I shouldn't have a sure you can

no I shouldn't have a sure you can

no I shouldn't have a sure you can have a a Max cigarette for

have a a Max cigarette for

have a a Max cigarette for seed very kind of

you sit is going to talk to us what is

you sit is going to talk to us what is

you sit is going to talk to us what is he going to be talking about anything is

he going to be talking about anything is

he going to be talking about anything is to improve our English instead of us all

to improve our English instead of us all

to improve our English instead of us all the time speak to each each other we

the time speak to each each other we

the time speak to each each other we speak we see I think that's a good

speak we see I think that's a good

speak we see I think that's a good idea what are we going to talk about you

idea what are we going to talk about you

idea what are we going to talk about you like to talk up I'm a bit M

like to talk up I'm a bit M

like to talk up I'm a bit M Jeff excuse me who are these M

Jeff excuse me who are these M

Jeff excuse me who are these M Jeff M Jeff is Jeff ah excuse me what

Jeff M Jeff is Jeff ah excuse me what

Jeff M Jeff is Jeff ah excuse me what are we going to talk about oh I don't I

are we going to talk about oh I don't I

are we going to talk about oh I don't I T to see in recipe plates for

T to see in recipe plates for

T to see in recipe plates for me excuse please I am not seeing any

me excuse please I am not seeing any

me excuse please I am not seeing any plates of

plates of

plates of meat now plates of meat is

meat now plates of meat is

meat now plates of meat is feet your feet are plates of

feet your feet are plates of

feet your feet are plates of meat yeah it's slang you see it's dead

meat yeah it's slang you see it's dead

meat yeah it's slang you see it's dead easy if you use your uncle

easy if you use your uncle

easy if you use your uncle Ned Uncle n huh now uncle Ned your uncle

Ned Uncle n huh now uncle Ned your uncle

Ned Uncle n huh now uncle Ned your uncle Ned Uncle Ned Uncle Ned yeah Oh you mean

Ned Uncle Ned Uncle Ned yeah Oh you mean

Ned Uncle Ned Uncle Ned yeah Oh you mean he's

he's

he's crazy no I think youo think you're

crazy no I think youo think you're

crazy no I think youo think you're taking a Mickey out of me no well we're

taking a Mickey out of me no well we're

taking a Mickey out of me no well we're interested in everything you tell us

interested in everything you tell us

interested in everything you tell us yeah you're already teaching us words we

yeah you're already teaching us words we

yeah you're already teaching us words we not learned before yes please teach us

not learned before yes please teach us

not learned before yes please teach us more yeah all right I'll tell you what

more yeah all right I'll tell you what

more yeah all right I'll tell you what happened to me last night yes please

happened to me last night yes please

happened to me last night yes please well I went home and I had a bull in a

well I went home and I had a bull in a

well I went home and I had a bull in a cow with a travel and stripe you see it

cow with a travel and stripe you see it

cow with a travel and stripe you see it was all over the dust LDS so I went down

was all over the dust LDS so I went down

was all over the dust LDS so I went down the Frog and towed into the RAB up and I

the Frog and towed into the RAB up and I

the Frog and towed into the RAB up and I met an old China plate it looked a bit

met an old China plate it looked a bit

met an old China plate it looked a bit Uncle dick so I got him a jackor Dandy

Uncle dick so I got him a jackor Dandy

Uncle dick so I got him a jackor Dandy and I

and I

and I had that thing L to the we both got bres

had that thing L to the we both got bres

had that thing L to the we both got bres and

and

and list I staged on took all me Dicky hurt

list I staged on took all me Dicky hurt

list I staged on took all me Dicky hurt and me Daisy roots and fell backward on

and me Daisy roots and fell backward on

and me Daisy roots and fell backward on the A and

pear we are better off talking with each

pear we are better off talking with each

pear we are better off talking with each other isn't it time you were all back in

other isn't it time you were all back in

other isn't it time you were all back in the classroom sorry Pro sry we we've

the classroom sorry Pro sry we we've

the classroom sorry Pro sry we we've just been talking with s oh yeah I've

just been talking with s oh yeah I've

just been talking with s oh yeah I've been trying to help them with their

been trying to help them with their

been trying to help them with their English Mr Brown that should set them

English Mr Brown that should set them

English Mr Brown that should set them back a few weeks B pardon oh it doesn't

back a few weeks B pardon oh it doesn't

back a few weeks B pardon oh it doesn't matter oh all right we're not

matter oh all right we're not

matter oh all right we're not understanding a word he's saying Mr

understanding a word he's saying Mr

understanding a word he's saying Mr Brown he's telling us about his uncle

Brown he's telling us about his uncle

Brown he's telling us about his uncle dick and somebody called Jack The Dandy

dick and somebody called Jack The Dandy

dick and somebody called Jack The Dandy and Bramson

and Bramson

and Bramson list he was speaking and rhyming slang

list he was speaking and rhyming slang

list he was speaking and rhyming slang and all the time we think he's

and all the time we think he's

and all the time we think he's English he is English he's what is known

English he is English he's what is known

English he is English he's what is known as a copney you see rhyming slang is

as a copney you see rhyming slang is

as a copney you see rhyming slang is merely using words that rhyme with the

merely using words that rhyme with the

merely using words that rhyme with the word you wish to use for example mince

word you wish to use for example mince

word you wish to use for example mince pies are eyes plates of meat are feet

pies are eyes plates of meat are feet

pies are eyes plates of meat are feet yes I understand Uncle Ned is hey that's

yes I understand Uncle Ned is hey that's

yes I understand Uncle Ned is hey that's right and what is Uncle

right and what is Uncle

right and what is Uncle dick

I presume that's uh sick and Jo to Dandy

I presume that's uh sick and Jo to Dandy

I presume that's uh sick and Jo to Dandy Brandy and the brahs a

list

list

list drun that's not a rhyme yeah well it's

drun that's not a rhyme yeah well it's

drun that's not a rhyme yeah well it's near enough come

on what is going on in here where is Mr

on what is going on in here where is Mr

on what is going on in here where is Mr Brown oh he will be here in a minute

Brown oh he will be here in a minute

Brown oh he will be here in a minute he's coming from the T

room

room

room 10 minutes is the normal time allowed

10 minutes is the normal time allowed

10 minutes is the normal time allowed for Te Mr Brown yes of course we were

for Te Mr Brown yes of course we were

for Te Mr Brown yes of course we were discussing parts of speech well in

discussing parts of speech well in

discussing parts of speech well in future I'd be obliged if you do it in

future I'd be obliged if you do it in

future I'd be obliged if you do it in the class certainly now then how are

the class certainly now then how are

the class certainly now then how are your students coming along with their

your students coming along with their

your students coming along with their English extremely well good then I shall

English extremely well good then I shall

English extremely well good then I shall stay and listen for a few minutes ah

stay and listen for a few minutes ah

stay and listen for a few minutes ah don't worry I sh

don't worry I sh

don't worry I sh interfere I make it a practice to drop

interfere I make it a practice to drop

interfere I make it a practice to drop in on classes from time to time to see

in on classes from time to time to see

in on classes from time to time to see what sort of progress is being made it's

what sort of progress is being made it's

what sort of progress is being made it's uh beef strogov in the cookery class

uh beef strogov in the cookery class

uh beef strogov in the cookery class tonight are you trying to get rid of me

tonight are you trying to get rid of me

tonight are you trying to get rid of me no I just thought you you might uh fancy

no I just thought you you might uh fancy

no I just thought you you might uh fancy a bit I

mean well I don't so will you please

mean well I don't so will you please

mean well I don't so will you please begin right for the rest of this period

begin right for the rest of this period

begin right for the rest of this period we're going to talk about shopping oh I

we're going to talk about shopping oh I

we're going to talk about shopping oh I like him he's very

good shoing I like his

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] polles giovan that's um that's chopan he

polles giovan that's um that's chopan he

polles giovan that's um that's chopan he must have Miss heard me now we're going

must have Miss heard me now we're going

must have Miss heard me now we're going to talk about shopping buying things now

to talk about shopping buying things now

to talk about shopping buying things now I have here various items which at some

I have here various items which at some

I have here various items which at some time or another you'll all probably have

time or another you'll all probably have

time or another you'll all probably have to purchase so I'm going to hold them up

to purchase so I'm going to hold them up

to purchase so I'm going to hold them up and ask you to identify them and we'll

and ask you to identify them and we'll

and ask you to identify them and we'll see how well you do all right who should

see how well you do all right who should

see how well you do all right who should we start with Allie yes please what is

we start with Allie yes please what is

we start with Allie yes please what is this apple

this apple

this apple yeah lovely jelly good you're not

yeah lovely jelly good you're not

yeah lovely jelly good you're not supposed to eat it oh I'm most sorry I

supposed to eat it oh I'm most sorry I

supposed to eat it oh I'm most sorry I only had a small

only had a small

only had a small bite as well finish it now suie what is

bite as well finish it now suie what is

bite as well finish it now suie what is this it is

this it is

this it is orange orange

orange orange

orange orange ore that's better you really must work

ore that's better you really must work

ore that's better you really must work at those R sounds I try very hard try

at those R sounds I try very hard try

at those R sounds I try very hard try saying around the rugged Rock the Ragged

saying around the rugged Rock the Ragged

saying around the rugged Rock the Ragged Rascal

Rascal

Rascal R long the LED lock the

LED yes you're going to have to keep

LED yes you're going to have to keep

LED yes you're going to have to keep practicing Anna what is this paper

practicing Anna what is this paper

practicing Anna what is this paper bag yes but what's inside it I do not

bag yes but what's inside it I do not

bag yes but what's inside it I do not know I cannot see inside well it's

know I cannot see inside well it's

know I cannot see inside well it's flower you know what flower is yeah what

flower you know what flower is yeah what

flower you know what flower is yeah what you wear at a

wedding no no it's not that kind of

wedding no no it's not that kind of

wedding no no it's not that kind of flower this is flower to make pastry and

flower this is flower to make pastry and

flower this is flower to make pastry and bread ah Vice

bread ah Vice

bread ah Vice mail Jamila what is this

mail Jamila what is this

mail Jamila what is this G yes I'm sure you're right but what is

G yes I'm sure you're right but what is

G yes I'm sure you're right but what is it in English

have you never heard of a

have you never heard of a

have you never heard of a carrot carrot yes

carrot carrot yes

carrot carrot yes carrot oh huh Horus and

garrot T no no no no jimina that's horse

garrot T no no no no jimina that's horse

garrot T no no no no jimina that's horse and cart this

and cart this

and cart this is this is a carrot right uh who can

is this is a carrot right uh who can

is this is a carrot right uh who can tell me what these are fish fingers good

tell me what these are fish fingers good

tell me what these are fish fingers good hold on then excuse please no Al They

hold on then excuse please no Al They

hold on then excuse please no Al They Don't Say

Don't Say

Don't Say what do I not say you were going to say

what do I not say you were going to say

what do I not say you were going to say something about fish not having fingers

something about fish not having fingers

something about fish not having fingers yes please yeah well don't

yes please yeah well don't

yes please yeah well don't bother Max tomato good

bother Max tomato good

bother Max tomato good Taro

Taro

Taro potato potato ah

so uh Giovani lier juice good one cow

so uh Giovani lier juice good one cow

so uh Giovani lier juice good one cow juice

juice

juice no

milk I see

milk I see

milk I see milk you know where we get milk from

milk you know where we get milk from

milk you know where we get milk from ju The Milk

Man please we we get milk from cows Baka

Man please we we get milk from cows Baka

Man please we we get milk from cows Baka cow

cow

cow R Corn

R Corn

R Corn Flakes no oats

Flakes no oats

Flakes no oats oats ah that is oats my friend who I'm

oats ah that is oats my friend who I'm

oats ah that is oats my friend who I'm working with every morning he's telling

working with every morning he's telling

working with every morning he's telling me last night he's having his

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] o he's telling me he's liking them very

o he's telling me he's liking them very

o he's telling me he's liking them very much yeah I'm sure he

much yeah I'm sure he

much yeah I'm sure he does who can tell me what this is B good

does who can tell me what this is B good

does who can tell me what this is B good and where does back bacon come from and

and where does back bacon come from and

and where does back bacon come from and the

Milkman bacon does not come from the

Milkman bacon does not come from the

Milkman bacon does not come from the milk every week I buy the bacon from the

milk every week I buy the bacon from the

milk every week I buy the bacon from the Milkman pig pig pig you are calling me a

Milkman pig pig pig you are calling me a

Milkman pig pig pig you are calling me a pig you are a pig you Italian ravioli ah

pig you are a pig you Italian ravioli ah

pig you are a pig you Italian ravioli ah shut your plates of meat you

shut your plates of meat you

shut your plates of meat you Uncle all right that that'll do one what

Uncle all right that that'll do one what

Uncle all right that that'll do one what Giovanni was trying to say is that bacon

Giovanni was trying to say is that bacon

Giovanni was trying to say is that bacon comes from a

pig Now can anyone tell me what we call

pig Now can anyone tell me what we call

pig Now can anyone tell me what we call a pig after it has been killed yes

a pig after it has been killed yes

a pig after it has been killed yes please it is dead

pig no Ali you know that's po right uh

pig no Ali you know that's po right uh

pig no Ali you know that's po right uh what is this anybody tin of meat yes

what is this anybody tin of meat yes

what is this anybody tin of meat yes well actually it's a tin of dog meat oh

well actually it's a tin of dog meat oh

well actually it's a tin of dog meat oh blim me you are putting dogs in tins to

blim me you are putting dogs in tins to

blim me you are putting dogs in tins to eat I think I've heard enough they are

eat I think I've heard enough they are

eat I think I've heard enough they are better than they were they could hardly

better than they were they could hardly

better than they were they could hardly be

worse she's absolutely right you know

worse she's absolutely right you know

worse she's absolutely right you know some of you are very behind with your

some of you are very behind with your

some of you are very behind with your English I mean I spend a lot of time

English I mean I spend a lot of time

English I mean I spend a lot of time preparing these lessons and some of you

preparing these lessons and some of you

preparing these lessons and some of you don't take them half as seriously as you

don't take them half as seriously as you

don't take them half as seriously as you might it's time you all put your

might it's time you all put your

might it's time you all put your shoulders to the wheel what wheel please

shoulders to the wheel what wheel please

shoulders to the wheel what wheel please learning I think you better stay a half

learning I think you better stay a half

learning I think you better stay a half hour extra

hour extra

hour extra tonight it's Friday night and I got a

tonight it's Friday night and I got a

tonight it's Friday night and I got a date well I don't care I want you to do

date well I don't care I want you to do

date well I don't care I want you to do all the exercises on page 53 all of them

all the exercises on page 53 all of them

all the exercises on page 53 all of them and you don't go until you

finished

good

good

good [Music]

night I've locked up the Tea Room Sid

night I've locked up the Tea Room Sid

night I've locked up the Tea Room Sid thanks glad you find your drink girl no

thanks glad you find your drink girl no

thanks glad you find your drink girl no Char I want to get home oh I must have a

Char I want to get home oh I must have a

Char I want to get home oh I must have a p my throat spitting feathers

p my throat spitting feathers

p my throat spitting feathers oh

oh

oh all

all

all right what was that I think it is

right what was that I think it is

right what was that I think it is somebody at the door come

in hello is anybody

there Cheerio said see you Monday

there Cheerio said see you Monday

there Cheerio said see you Monday right

[Music]

Bud oh it's so good I can't get it open

Bud oh it's so good I can't get it open

Bud oh it's so good I can't get it open I know why not we smash the door up

I know why not we smash the door up

I know why not we smash the door up down it's worth a try all right stand

down it's worth a try all right stand

down it's worth a try all right stand back everyone be careful of

splinters you haven't broken the door I

splinters you haven't broken the door I

splinters you haven't broken the door I think I've broken my arm we are all

think I've broken my arm we are all

think I've broken my arm we are all going to

going to

going to die don't be so dramatic maybe we all

die don't be so dramatic maybe we all

die don't be so dramatic maybe we all Shout again I don't think my could stand

Shout again I don't think my could stand

Shout again I don't think my could stand anymore hey look there's a man in the

anymore hey look there's a man in the

anymore hey look there's a man in the street help

street help

street help help he won't hear us from up here wave

help he won't hear us from up here wave

help he won't hear us from up here wave to

to

to him he's seen us good he's a waving

him he's seen us good he's a waving

him he's seen us good he's a waving back he obvious he thinks we're just

back he obvious he thinks we're just

back he obvious he thinks we're just being friendly ah he's a g we are all

being friendly ah he's a g we are all

being friendly ah he's a g we are all going to die nobody is going to die what

going to die nobody is going to die what

going to die nobody is going to die what we need is something to attract the

we need is something to attract the

we need is something to attract the attention of the surise yeah Danielle

attention of the surise yeah Danielle

attention of the surise yeah Danielle should wave from window by herself yes

should wave from window by herself yes

should wave from window by herself yes it still may not be sufficient to

it still may not be sufficient to

it still may not be sufficient to attract enough attention it would if she

attract enough attention it would if she

attract enough attention it would if she took her clothes

took her clothes

took her clothes off that's a good idea no it

off that's a good idea no it

off that's a good idea no it isn't sit down everyone good we'll just

isn't sit down everyone good we'll just

isn't sit down everyone good we'll just have to think this one out must be a

have to think this one out must be a

have to think this one out must be a simple solution and well if there isn't

simple solution and well if there isn't

simple solution and well if there isn't we'll just have to stay here till

we'll just have to stay here till

we'll just have to stay here till somebody misses one of us but what if

somebody misses one of us but what if

somebody misses one of us but what if nobody is missing anybody we could be

nobody is missing anybody we could be

nobody is missing anybody we could be being stuck here to together until

being stuck here to together until

being stuck here to together until Monday morning oh we are all going to

Monday morning oh we are all going to

Monday morning oh we are all going to die Ali nobody is going to die only you

die Ali nobody is going to die only you

die Ali nobody is going to die only you is going to die me yes cuz if you say

is going to die me yes cuz if you say

is going to die me yes cuz if you say we're all going to die once more I shall

we're all going to die once more I shall

we're all going to die once more I shall strangle you now there are 11 of us here

strangle you now there are 11 of us here

strangle you now there are 11 of us here it's quite obvious that sooner or later

it's quite obvious that sooner or later

it's quite obvious that sooner or later one of us will be missed will you be

one of us will be missed will you be

one of us will be missed will you be being missed sir well no but I live

being missed sir well no but I live

being missed sir well no but I live alone in a flat but for example take

alone in a flat but for example take

alone in a flat but for example take Danielle I would love to take

Danielle I would love to take

Danielle I would love to take Daniel I am sure that being an oair your

Daniel I am sure that being an oair your

Daniel I am sure that being an oair your English family will miss you when you

English family will miss you when you

English family will miss you when you don't return no they're away for the

don't return no they're away for the

don't return no they're away for the weekend well Anna what about your

weekend well Anna what about your

weekend well Anna what about your English family are they away no they'll

English family are they away no they'll

English family are they away no they'll obviously be worried no no it's my

obviously be worried no no it's my

obviously be worried no no it's my weekend off I was spending it mid

weekend off I was spending it mid

weekend off I was spending it mid Daniel we're all going to

Daniel we're all going to

Daniel we're all going to die well terara what about you you're

die well terara what about you you're

die well terara what about you you're married I mean w't your wife miss

married I mean w't your wife miss

married I mean w't your wife miss you wife already missing me well there

you wife already missing me well there

you wife already missing me well there you are unfortunately she is with Miss

you are unfortunately she is with Miss

you are unfortunately she is with Miss paren in

paren in

paren in Tokyo well what about you giovan I mean

Tokyo well what about you giovan I mean

Tokyo well what about you giovan I mean you work in a restaurant surely your

you work in a restaurant surely your

you work in a restaurant surely your employer will miss you yeah Sur he's

employer will miss you yeah Sur he's

employer will miss you yeah Sur he's going to miss me yeah so presumably

going to miss me yeah so presumably

going to miss me yeah so presumably he'll do something about it

he'll do something about it

he'll do something about it yeah he's going to give me the

sack look somebody is bound to miss

sack look somebody is bound to miss

sack look somebody is bound to miss somebody and if the worst happens then

somebody and if the worst happens then

somebody and if the worst happens then we'll well don't worry we can survive

we'll well don't worry we can survive

we'll well don't worry we can survive the weekend we've got plenty of food and

the weekend we've got plenty of food and

the weekend we've got plenty of food and drink just have to keep our spirits up

drink just have to keep our spirits up

drink just have to keep our spirits up try and keep cheerful think of things to

try and keep cheerful think of things to

try and keep cheerful think of things to do to pass the time away I tell a joke

do to pass the time away I tell a joke

do to pass the time away I tell a joke good idea giovan we'll all tell jokes

good idea giovan we'll all tell jokes

good idea giovan we'll all tell jokes that'll help pass the time go ahead

that'll help pass the time go ahead

that'll help pass the time go ahead GI okay now there was this man see and

GI okay now there was this man see and

GI okay now there was this man see and he had Gang Green in the lake you sure

he had Gang Green in the lake you sure

he had Gang Green in the lake you sure so you sure this is a joke sure it's a

so you sure this is a joke sure it's a

so you sure this is a joke sure it's a very

very

very [Music]

[Music]

[Music] funny anyway he goes to the hospital to

funny anyway he goes to the hospital to

funny anyway he goes to the hospital to have the leg chopped

have the leg chopped

have the leg chopped off after the operation when he comes

off after the operation when he comes

off after the operation when he comes back to being conscious he sees the

back to being conscious he sees the

back to being conscious he sees the doctor looking very

doctor looking very

doctor looking very worried what's the matter doctor he

worried what's the matter doctor he

worried what's the matter doctor he say the doctor reply seor I have the bad

say the doctor reply seor I have the bad

say the doctor reply seor I have the bad news and I have the good

news and I have the good

news and I have the good news so the man say hokey

news so the man say hokey

news so the man say hokey coie give me the bad news and the doctor

coie give me the bad news and the doctor

coie give me the bad news and the doctor say I've choppered off the wrong

leg Santa Maria the man say well what it

leg Santa Maria the man say well what it

leg Santa Maria the man say well what it the good news and the doctor say your

the good news and the doctor say your

the good news and the doctor say your other leg is getting

better what that's a

better what that's a

better what that's a joke very Dr another Uncle

joke very Dr another Uncle

joke very Dr another Uncle Ned anybody else got a funny

story do you know it take two sixs to

story do you know it take two sixs to

story do you know it take two sixs to milk one goat two yes please one to be

milk one goat two yes please one to be

milk one goat two yes please one to be holding the tits and one to be pulling

holding the tits and one to be pulling

holding the tits and one to be pulling the goat up and down up

and and do you know that in Pakistan

and and do you know that in Pakistan

and and do you know that in Pakistan they have no ice because the man who is

they have no ice because the man who is

they have no ice because the man who is knowing to be making ice has

immigrated are you saying all pakistanis

immigrated are you saying all pakistanis

immigrated are you saying all pakistanis are stupid no just

are stupid no just

are stupid no just you sit down no more racialist jokes

you sit down no more racialist jokes

you sit down no more racialist jokes please anybody else got a funny story

please anybody else got a funny story

please anybody else got a funny story what f a funny story a

joke

joke

joke foreign fore spee

[Applause]

foree

foree

foree very very

good well I'm sure that was extremely

good well I'm sure that was extremely

good well I'm sure that was extremely hilarious if you only knew what it was

hilarious if you only knew what it was

hilarious if you only knew what it was about Tara what about a Japanese joke in

about Tara what about a Japanese joke in

about Tara what about a Japanese joke in English

please old Japanese prb

please old Japanese prb

please old Japanese prb say men who seduces girl on hill

say men who seduces girl on hill

say men who seduces girl on hill side not on the

level it's

level it's

level it's very

very

very Su what about a sample of Chinese humor

Su what about a sample of Chinese humor

Su what about a sample of Chinese humor in Democratic Republic of China we have

in Democratic Republic of China we have

in Democratic Republic of China we have no time for decadent B

no time for decadent B

no time for decadent B humor no I don't suppose you

humor no I don't suppose you

humor no I don't suppose you do Danielle what about you oh I have a

do Danielle what about you oh I have a

do Danielle what about you oh I have a French joke for you good yes I tell you

French joke for you good yes I tell you

French joke for you good yes I tell you about the Catholic priest yeah that

about the Catholic priest yeah that

about the Catholic priest yeah that sounds better yes come on no no

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] no well there were this priest out

no well there were this priest out

no well there were this priest out walking and a jeam comes up to him and

walking and a jeam comes up to him and

walking and a jeam comes up to him and say fza come quickly there's a man on

say fza come quickly there's a man on

say fza come quickly there's a man on top of the Eiffel Tower and he's going

top of the Eiffel Tower and he's going

top of the Eiffel Tower and he's going to jump so the father goes to the Tower

to jump so the father goes to the Tower

to jump so the father goes to the Tower and sees this man what are you doing

and sees this man what are you doing

and sees this man what are you doing you're mad think of your family think of

you're mad think of your family think of

you're mad think of your family think of your wife so the Manny says my wife has

your wife so the Manny says my wife has

your wife so the Manny says my wife has left me I have no family so I jump so

left me I have no family so I jump so

left me I have no family so I jump so the priest he tries one more time so he

the priest he tries one more time so he

the priest he tries one more time so he says but it is a sin against the

says but it is a sin against the

says but it is a sin against the Catholic church and the man he says I am

Catholic church and the man he says I am

Catholic church and the man he says I am not a Catholic okay says the priest

jump

yes Anna what about a German joke I do

yes Anna what about a German joke I do

yes Anna what about a German joke I do not know any jokes hey professor why

not know any jokes hey professor why

not know any jokes hey professor why don't you tell us a joke

huh all right I'll tell you one that I

huh all right I'll tell you one that I

huh all right I'll tell you one that I heard at my last school one of the boys

heard at my last school one of the boys

heard at my last school one of the boys was sent home one day and his father

was sent home one day and his father

was sent home one day and his father asked him why was he sent home and he

asked him why was he sent home and he

asked him why was he sent home and he refused to tell him so the father went

refused to tell him so the father went

refused to tell him so the father went to see the Headmaster and the Headmaster

to see the Headmaster and the Headmaster

to see the Headmaster and the Headmaster said I'll tell you why your son was sent

said I'll tell you why your son was sent

said I'll tell you why your son was sent home when one of the teachers asked him

home when one of the teachers asked him

home when one of the teachers asked him who pushed over the walls of Jericho he

who pushed over the walls of Jericho he

who pushed over the walls of Jericho he said it wasn't me so the father said

said it wasn't me so the father said

said it wasn't me so the father said well if he said he didn't do it you

well if he said he didn't do it you

well if he said he didn't do it you didn't do

it excuse please what's the matter Alie

it excuse please what's the matter Alie

it excuse please what's the matter Alie didn't you understand the joke yes but

didn't you understand the joke yes but

didn't you understand the joke yes but uh what I don't understand who did push

uh what I don't understand who did push

uh what I don't understand who did push down the walls

of oh well uh anybody else got a joke no

of oh well uh anybody else got a joke no

of oh well uh anybody else got a joke no oh never mind what about a singing song

oh never mind what about a singing song

oh never mind what about a singing song I am knowing good English sing song all

I am knowing good English sing song all

I am knowing good English sing song all about rolling me over in the

clo one thank you uh does anybody know

clo one thank you uh does anybody know

clo one thank you uh does anybody know Daisy is she

Daisy is she

Daisy is she beautiful it's a song Daisy goes like

beautiful it's a song Daisy goes like

beautiful it's a song Daisy goes like this Daisy Daisy give me your

this Daisy Daisy give me your

this Daisy Daisy give me your answer

answer

answer [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

I'm

I'm

I'm [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

excellent right what should we sing next

excellent right what should we sing next

excellent right what should we sing next can't we have a rest I don't know that

can't we have a rest I don't know that

can't we have a rest I don't know that one is it French oh what you mean uh yes

one is it French oh what you mean uh yes

one is it French oh what you mean uh yes I'm sorry uh can anybody tell me the

I'm sorry uh can anybody tell me the

I'm sorry uh can anybody tell me the exact

time 3 minutes after 11 good only

time 3 minutes after 11 good only

time 3 minutes after 11 good only another 58 hours till Monday

morning what my wife's an angel you're

morning what my wife's an angel you're

morning what my wife's an angel you're lucky mine's still

living what's up

living what's up

living what's up hello what's up I must be as Dr as you

hello what's up I must be as Dr as you

hello what's up I must be as Dr as you are there's a teacher waving at me

are there's a teacher waving at me

are there's a teacher waving at me through the window I I must be worse

through the window I I must be worse

through the window I I must be worse than I thought I can see him and I don't

than I thought I can see him and I don't

than I thought I can see him and I don't even know him

I hope you haven't dragged me down here

I hope you haven't dragged me down here

I hope you haven't dragged me down here on a wild goose Chas I'm telling you I I

on a wild goose Chas I'm telling you I I

on a wild goose Chas I'm telling you I I definitely saw them it's most

definitely saw them it's most

definitely saw them it's most inconvenient it's not my fault if I lost

inconvenient it's not my fault if I lost

inconvenient it's not my fault if I lost the key in the front door of course it's

the key in the front door of course it's

the key in the front door of course it's your fault you silly little

man at last Miss Courtney how nice to

man at last Miss Courtney how nice to

man at last Miss Courtney how nice to see you I'm afraid I can't return the

see you I'm afraid I can't return the

see you I'm afraid I can't return the compliment come on come on on you go

compliment come on come on on you go

compliment come on come on on you go good night sorry about all that come on

good night sorry about all that come on

good night sorry about all that come on now

quickly I I'll go and see if there's

quickly I I'll go and see if there's

quickly I I'll go and see if there's anybody else

anybody else

anybody else about I really I'm very sorry I should

about I really I'm very sorry I should

about I really I'm very sorry I should hope you are hope it hasn't

hope you are hope it hasn't

hope you are hope it hasn't inconvenienced you well of course it

inconvenienced you well of course it

inconvenienced you well of course it inconvenience me I was quite happily

inconvenience me I was quite happily

inconvenience me I was quite happily curled up in bed with dney de

curled up in bed with dney de

curled up in bed with dney de Mario I am really sorry about this oh uh

Mario I am really sorry about this oh uh

Mario I am really sorry about this oh uh I've uh now what's the matter I've left

I've uh now what's the matter I've left

I've uh now what's the matter I've left my shopping in the class Heaven sake

my shopping in the class Heaven sake

my shopping in the class Heaven sake hurry up and get it thank

you

For Heaven's Sake are you going to take

For Heaven's Sake are you going to take

For Heaven's Sake are you going to take all night no I'm just putting these

all night no I'm just putting these

all night no I'm just putting these things away do hurry

up

up

up Sid

Sid

Sid Sid

Sydney we're locked in oh we M some

Sydney we're locked in oh we M some

Sydney we're locked in oh we M some Panic we can last out till Monday

Panic we can last out till Monday

Panic we can last out till Monday morning have a carot let's have a sing

morning have a carot let's have a sing

morning have a carot let's have a sing song shall we should we start with d

song shall we should we start with d

song shall we should we start with d goes Daisy

goes Daisy

goes Daisy [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

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days

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p

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do

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[Music] good evening everyone even all right sit

good evening everyone even all right sit

good evening everyone even all right sit down good evening good Heavens rangi

down good evening good Heavens rangi

down good evening good Heavens rangi you're actually here on time yes well

you're actually here on time yes well

you're actually here on time yes well done oh yes thank you R and uh thank you

done oh yes thank you R and uh thank you

done oh yes thank you R and uh thank you for carrying

it oh yes thank you very much thank

you you're Spanish

you you're Spanish

you you're Spanish Creeper Italian all right settle down

Creeper Italian all right settle down

Creeper Italian all right settle down everybody we've got a a lot of work to

everybody we've got a a lot of work to

everybody we've got a a lot of work to do

do

do tonight right squee please uh just sit

tonight right squee please uh just sit

tonight right squee please uh just sit down a minute har will you no thank you

down a minute har will you no thank you

down a minute har will you no thank you I'm only coming to tell you I'm not

I'm only coming to tell you I'm not

I'm only coming to tell you I'm not coming not coming yes please well but

coming not coming yes please well but

coming not coming yes please well but you can't leave in the middle of a term

you can't leave in the middle of a term

you can't leave in the middle of a term I mean you were doing quite well why do

I mean you were doing quite well why do

I mean you were doing quite well why do you want to leave oh blimy I'm coming up

you want to leave oh blimy I'm coming up

you want to leave oh blimy I'm coming up on the puddles coming up on the puddles

on the puddles coming up on the puddles

on the puddles coming up on the puddles yes please the football pudles the

yes please the football pudles the

yes please the football pudles the football yes and I'm getting eight

football yes and I'm getting eight

football yes and I'm getting eight scaring draws how many draws on the cap

scaring draws how many draws on the cap

scaring draws how many draws on the cap on only the eight I'm

on only the eight I'm

on only the eight I'm getting how much you win oh blimy it

getting how much you win oh blimy it

getting how much you win oh blimy it could be half a million pounds Santa

could be half a million pounds Santa

could be half a million pounds Santa Maria I'm very happy for you because you

Maria I'm very happy for you because you

Maria I'm very happy for you because you are my my best

are my my best

are my my best friend he's also my

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[Music]

[Music] friend I am the true friend of Al you

friend I am the true friend of Al you

friend I am the true friend of Al you but of course we are practically bloody

but of course we are practically bloody

but of course we are practically bloody Brothers I thought you didn't like

Brothers I thought you didn't like

Brothers I thought you didn't like Muslims I love Muslims especially when

Muslims I love Muslims especially when

Muslims I love Muslims especially when they're having half a million pound well

they're having half a million pound well

they're having half a million pound well I don't know what to say Ali I mean I'm

I don't know what to say Ali I mean I'm

I don't know what to say Ali I mean I'm very pleased for you of course I'm also

very pleased for you of course I'm also

very pleased for you of course I'm also being very pleased for me y what will

being very pleased for me y what will

being very pleased for me y what will you do oh blim me I'm going to the bed

you do oh blim me I'm going to the bed

you do oh blim me I'm going to the bed to bed yes please with all that money

to bed yes please with all that money

to bed yes please with all that money I'm not needing to be working so I'm

I'm not needing to be working so I'm

I'm not needing to be working so I'm going to bed yeah you mean you're going

going to bed yeah you mean you're going

going to bed yeah you mean you're going to retire most definitely yeah you're

to retire most definitely yeah you're

to retire most definitely yeah you're quite sure you've got eight score draws

quite sure you've got eight score draws

quite sure you've got eight score draws oh yes I got the copy here please the

oh yes I got the copy here please the

oh yes I got the copy here please the one I'm taking

one I'm taking

one I'm taking off I see yeah well Ally I don't think

off I see yeah well Ally I don't think

off I see yeah well Ally I don't think you're going to be able to retire just

you're going to be able to retire just

you're going to be able to retire just yet you mean is not got the eight

yet you mean is not got the eight

yet you mean is not got the eight drawers oh yes he's got the eight he's

drawers oh yes he's got the eight he's

drawers oh yes he's got the eight he's got eight drawers oh good they're not

got eight drawers oh good they're not

got eight drawers oh good they're not all on the same line

all on the same line

all on the same line what difference is that making well that

what difference is that making well that

what difference is that making well that means you haven't won anything nothing

means you haven't won anything nothing

means you haven't won anything nothing at all nothing at all H Bell

Los typical of that Muslim Twi no brains

Los typical of that Muslim Twi no brains

Los typical of that Muslim Twi no brains whatsoever oh blamy you are changing

whatsoever oh blamy you are changing

whatsoever oh blamy you are changing tune when you are thinking that I very

tune when you are thinking that I very

tune when you are thinking that I very wealthy you are being my bloody brother

wealthy you are being my bloody brother

wealthy you are being my bloody brother that is before I am finding out you are

that is before I am finding out you are

that is before I am finding out you are bloody stupid don't bloody stupid you

bloody stupid don't bloody stupid you

bloody stupid don't bloody stupid you Beed baboon yeah quiet the pair of you

Beed baboon yeah quiet the pair of you

Beed baboon yeah quiet the pair of you and and sit down I I presume you're

and and sit down I I presume you're

and and sit down I I presume you're staying now Al I'm staying now yes good

staying now Al I'm staying now yes good

staying now Al I'm staying now yes good right now this evening I thought we'd

right now this evening I thought we'd

right now this evening I thought we'd try some practical use of the English

try some practical use of the English

try some practical use of the English Language by acting out various

Language by acting out various

Language by acting out various situations that you might come across in

situations that you might come across in

situations that you might come across in real life now we'll start with you tarot

real life now we'll start with you tarot

real life now we'll start with you tarot a

so now you are going to the bank bank

so now you are going to the bank bank

so now you are going to the bank bank yes sir where you going

Banker no it's only a pretend Bank

Banker no it's only a pretend Bank

Banker no it's only a pretend Bank Pretender yes sir yeah yes look we

Pretender yes sir yeah yes look we

Pretender yes sir yeah yes look we imagine that this table is the bank

imagine that this table is the bank

imagine that this table is the bank counter that I'm the bank clerk that you

counter that I'm the bank clerk that you

counter that I'm the bank clerk that you are a customer and you've come in to

are a customer and you've come in to

are a customer and you've come in to cash a check all right okay good morning

cash a check all right okay good morning

cash a check all right okay good morning sir it is not good morning time it is

sir it is not good morning time it is

sir it is not good morning time it is good night time yes it is now but we are

good night time yes it is now but we are

good night time yes it is now but we are pretending awesome Kelly thank you good

pretending awesome Kelly thank you good

pretending awesome Kelly thank you good morning sir one moment what is it now

morning sir one moment what is it now

morning sir one moment what is it now are you backo or mid

are you backo or mid

are you backo or mid Lando doesn't matter Midland if you like

Lando doesn't matter Midland if you like

Lando doesn't matter Midland if you like good morning sir

goodbye

goodbye

goodbye goodbye mid

goodbye mid

goodbye mid Lando not my

Lando not my

Lando not my bank B my bank yeah all right it's

bank B my bank yeah all right it's

bank B my bank yeah all right it's Barclays good morning sir good morning

Barclays good morning sir good morning

Barclays good morning sir good morning you wish to cash a check yes please good

you wish to cash a check yes please good

you wish to cash a check yes please good how much 10 20 30 30 how do you want it

how much 10 20 30 30 how do you want it

how much 10 20 30 30 how do you want it in money

in money

in money please £3 in tens ones or fives or what

please £3 in tens ones or fives or what

please £3 in tens ones or fives or what can I have the 30 five so oh that would

can I have the 30 five so oh that would

can I have the 30 five so oh that would be £ 150 ah sorry for mist yeah well not

be £ 150 ah sorry for mist yeah well not

be £ 150 ah sorry for mist yeah well not to worry thank you Tera that's not too

to worry thank you Tera that's not too

to worry thank you Tera that's not too bad now who should we have next ah

Danielle

you are the nicest Banker I have seen

you are the nicest Banker I have seen

you are the nicest Banker I have seen yeah so we're not in the bank now I want

yeah so we're not in the bank now I want

yeah so we're not in the bank now I want you to imagine something different I

you to imagine something different I

you to imagine something different I have very good imagination yes I'm sure

have very good imagination yes I'm sure

have very good imagination yes I'm sure you have now I want you to uh you you

you have now I want you to uh you you

you have now I want you to uh you you were going to the post office and I am

were going to the post office and I am

were going to the post office and I am the assistant

the assistant

the assistant oh excuse me can you help me certainly

oh excuse me can you help me certainly

oh excuse me can you help me certainly madam what is it you wish how much it is

madam what is it you wish how much it is

madam what is it you wish how much it is a letter to post uh is it to somewhere

a letter to post uh is it to somewhere

a letter to post uh is it to somewhere in England no it is a Swiss letter a

in England no it is a Swiss letter a

in England no it is a Swiss letter a Swiss letter yes I write to my boyfriend

Swiss letter yes I write to my boyfriend

Swiss letter yes I write to my boyfriend in Switzerland yeah well it's more

in Switzerland yeah well it's more

in Switzerland yeah well it's more correct to say that you want to send a

correct to say that you want to send a

correct to say that you want to send a letter to Switzerland not a Swiss letter

letter to Switzerland not a Swiss letter

letter to Switzerland not a Swiss letter it could be rather embarrassing if you

it could be rather embarrassing if you

it could be rather embarrassing if you were writing to someone in

France oh it doesn't

France oh it doesn't

France oh it doesn't matter I think I need some extra English

matter I think I need some extra English

matter I think I need some extra English lesson maybe I could stay here with you

lesson maybe I could stay here with you

lesson maybe I could stay here with you after class now I don't think we could

after class now I don't think we could

after class now I don't think we could do that well I I come home with you and

do that well I I come home with you and

do that well I I come home with you and you can teach me a lot sir yes I'm sure

you can teach me a lot sir yes I'm sure

you can teach me a lot sir yes I'm sure I could but I think you know quite

I could but I think you know quite

I could but I think you know quite sufficient already now now is there

sufficient already now now is there

sufficient already now now is there anything else you want yes but I cannot

anything else you want yes but I cannot

anything else you want yes but I cannot tell you

tell you

tell you here from the post office no nothing

here from the post office no nothing

here from the post office no nothing well all right thank you Danielle

well all right thank you Danielle

well all right thank you Danielle that'll

that'll

that'll do now uh

do now uh

do now uh Juan you are going to the employment

Juan you are going to the employment

Juan you are going to the employment exchange but you're going to get a to

exchange but you're going to get a to

exchange but you're going to get a to get a job ah I have job yeah I know that

get a job ah I have job yeah I know that

get a job ah I have job yeah I know that but we're assuming that you don't and

but we're assuming that you don't and

but we're assuming that you don't and that you're going to the employment

that you're going to the employment

that you're going to the employment exchange to get one as I explained to

exchange to get one as I explained to

exchange to get one as I explained to terara we are just pretending ah sry ah

terara we are just pretending ah sry ah

terara we are just pretending ah sry ah right what is your name you know my

right what is your name you know my

right what is your name you know my name this I do with the clerk at the job

name this I do with the clerk at the job

name this I do with the clerk at the job center doesn't ah see Juan

fantes right are you

fantes right are you

fantes right are you married I'm married to uh

married I'm married to uh

married I'm married to uh [Music]

Gina don't be ridiculous

pretending too sh all right what sort of

pretending too sh all right what sort of

pretending too sh all right what sort of a a job are you looking for a Plenty

a a job are you looking for a Plenty

a a job are you looking for a Plenty Money job yeah but what sort of work do

Money job yeah but what sort of work do

Money job yeah but what sort of work do you want to do in order to earn this

you want to do in order to earn this

you want to do in order to earn this Plenty Money plenty

Plenty Money plenty

Plenty Money plenty little all right one thank you that'll

little all right one thank you that'll

little all right one thank you that'll be sufficient P I like it a very good

be sufficient P I like it a very good

be sufficient P I like it a very good game thank you right now

ranit what is it you're wanting me to do

ranit what is it you're wanting me to do

ranit what is it you're wanting me to do uh you are going to the doctors and what

uh you are going to the doctors and what

uh you are going to the doctors and what is the nature of my complaint well let's

is the nature of my complaint well let's

is the nature of my complaint well let's just say that you don't feel well but

just say that you don't feel well but

just say that you don't feel well but I'm never feeling better yeah pretend

I'm never feeling better yeah pretend

I'm never feeling better yeah pretend you have a cold a cold

what all right let's forget about the

what all right let's forget about the

what all right let's forget about the cold just imagine that you have a pain

cold just imagine that you have a pain

cold just imagine that you have a pain very well

very well

very well sir well go on a thousand apologies I am

sir well go on a thousand apologies I am

sir well go on a thousand apologies I am waiting for you to say next please dror

waiting for you to say next please dror

waiting for you to say next please dror always say next

always say next

always say next please next

please next

please next please good morning doctor good morning

please good morning doctor good morning

please good morning doctor good morning and uh what seems to be the trouble I

and uh what seems to be the trouble I

and uh what seems to be the trouble I have terrible pain whereabouts in my

imagination you're supposed to pretend

imagination you're supposed to pretend

imagination you're supposed to pretend it's a real pain a thousand apologies

it's a real pain a thousand apologies

it's a real pain a thousand apologies again I have real terrible pain good now

again I have real terrible pain good now

again I have real terrible pain good now whereabouts is this pain in my

whereabouts is this pain in my

whereabouts is this pain in my foot

foot

foot but his brains are

but his brains are

but his brains are hurting your back are will be hurting in

hurting your back are will be hurting in

hurting your back are will be hurting in a moment oh blimy you couldn't even

a moment oh blimy you couldn't even

a moment oh blimy you couldn't even crack a papum I'll give you bunch of

crack a papum I'll give you bunch of

crack a papum I'll give you bunch of fers I'll give you bunches

of it's caught me what on Earth is going

of it's caught me what on Earth is going

of it's caught me what on Earth is going on in here well we were just having a

on in here well we were just having a

on in here well we were just having a few practical lessons what in unarmed

few practical lessons what in unarmed

few practical lessons what in unarmed combat oh it might come in

combat oh it might come in

combat oh it might come in useful well I'm afraid your students

useful well I'm afraid your students

useful well I'm afraid your students will have to do without you for a little

will have to do without you for a little

will have to do without you for a little while you're wanted down at the police

while you're wanted down at the police

while you're wanted down at the police station the police station there's no

station the police station there's no

station the police station there's no need to look so guilty it's nothing

need to look so guilty it's nothing

need to look so guilty it's nothing you've done it's about one of your

you've done it's about one of your

you've done it's about one of your students the Indian lady oh Jamila what

students the Indian lady oh Jamila what

students the Indian lady oh Jamila what has something happened to her yes she's

has something happened to her yes she's

has something happened to her yes she's been arrested for

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] shoplifting

hello Constable Wilkins where the devil

hello Constable Wilkins where the devil

hello Constable Wilkins where the devil are you you should have been pakia by

are you you should have been pakia by

are you you should have been pakia by now pardon no I will not send a panda

now pardon no I will not send a panda

now pardon no I will not send a panda car for you I don't care if someone has

car for you I don't care if someone has

car for you I don't care if someone has pinched your bicycle pinch somebody

else's would you like a cup of

tea

tea

tea J oh yes please no thank you for sugar

J oh yes please no thank you for sugar

J oh yes please no thank you for sugar Don't Run

Away J are you all

right what did she

say in English excuse me please she's

say in English excuse me please she's

say in English excuse me please she's saying that she's very glad that we are

saying that she's very glad that we are

saying that she's very glad that we are coming to help her

coming to help her

coming to help her Escape ask her what she

stole well nothing she must have said

stole well nothing she must have said

stole well nothing she must have said more than that yes please she's saying

more than that yes please she's saying

more than that yes please she's saying that she took a book from the newspaper

that she took a book from the newspaper

that she took a book from the newspaper shop but the book was free well there's

shop but the book was free well there's

shop but the book was free well there's obviously been some misunderstanding

obviously been some misunderstanding

obviously been some misunderstanding I'll I'll sort it out with the police

I'll I'll sort it out with the police

I'll I'll sort it out with the police will they be sending her to prison no no

will they be sending her to prison no no

will they be sending her to prison no no no no nothing as drastic as that I'll

no no nothing as drastic as that I'll

no no nothing as drastic as that I'll have a word with the sergeant £5 ought

have a word with the sergeant £5 ought

have a word with the sergeant £5 ought to do it ah I'm understanding that is a

to do it ah I'm understanding that is a

to do it ah I'm understanding that is a fine no no no it's not exactly a fine

fine no no no it's not exactly a fine

fine no no no it's not exactly a fine let's just say it's a little gift gift

let's just say it's a little gift gift

let's just say it's a little gift gift yes it's an Old English custom I scratch

yes it's an Old English custom I scratch

yes it's an Old English custom I scratch your back you scratch mine ah you

your back you scratch mine ah you

your back you scratch mine ah you scratch my back I scratch yours that's

scratch my back I scratch yours that's

scratch my back I scratch yours that's right very well or are you being itchy

right very well or are you being itchy

right very well or are you being itchy no no no no

sure God

sure God

sure God heing good evening good evening are you

heing good evening good evening are you

heing good evening good evening are you Mr Brown no he's Mr Brown I was speaking

Mr Brown no he's Mr Brown I was speaking

Mr Brown no he's Mr Brown I was speaking to him this you right first time who are

to him this you right first time who are

to him this you right first time who are you Ali Nadim no I am Ali Nadim you are

you Ali Nadim no I am Ali Nadim you are

you Ali Nadim no I am Ali Nadim you are Mr Brown yes Al I'll do the talking all

Mr Brown yes Al I'll do the talking all

Mr Brown yes Al I'll do the talking all right you just leave it to me now I'm

right you just leave it to me now I'm

right you just leave it to me now I'm sure we can sort this out inspector the

sure we can sort this out inspector the

sure we can sort this out inspector the commissioner looks after promotions here

commissioner looks after promotions here

commissioner looks after promotions here sir yes well you look like an inspector

sir yes well you look like an inspector

sir yes well you look like an inspector I'm sure it's only a matter of time may

I'm sure it's only a matter of time may

I'm sure it's only a matter of time may I compliment you on your station and

I compliment you on your station and

I compliment you on your station and what a wonderful job you're doing thank

what a wonderful job you're doing thank

what a wonderful job you're doing thank you sir now about this young lady ah yes

you sir now about this young lady ah yes

you sir now about this young lady ah yes I expect you'd uh like to have a look at

I expect you'd uh like to have a look at

I expect you'd uh like to have a look at my driving license what for well to

my driving license what for well to

my driving license what for well to verify my identity you said you were Mr

verify my identity you said you were Mr

verify my identity you said you were Mr Brown yes but you want some proof don't

Brown yes but you want some proof don't

Brown yes but you want some proof don't you look if you tell me you're Mr Brown

you look if you tell me you're Mr Brown

you look if you tell me you're Mr Brown I accept that as the truth yes but I

I accept that as the truth yes but I

I accept that as the truth yes but I could have been lying were you lying and

could have been lying were you lying and

could have been lying were you lying and no he's definitely Mr Brown he's telling

no he's definitely Mr Brown he's telling

no he's definitely Mr Brown he's telling the

the

the truth I insist you look at my driving l

truth I insist you look at my driving l

truth I insist you look at my driving l oh very well if it'll make you

happy is this yours sir pardon this5

happy is this yours sir pardon this5

happy is this yours sir pardon this5 note it was inside your driving license

note it was inside your driving license

note it was inside your driving license are you sure it could have dropped out

are you sure it could have dropped out

are you sure it could have dropped out of your trouser pocket oh yes and

of your trouser pocket oh yes and

of your trouser pocket oh yes and dropped upwards I suppose onto the desk

dropped upwards I suppose onto the desk

dropped upwards I suppose onto the desk you might have had it tucked up your

you might have had it tucked up your

you might have had it tucked up your sleeve yes and I could have a couple of

sleeve yes and I could have a couple of

sleeve yes and I could have a couple of doves up the other but I haven't it was

doves up the other but I haven't it was

doves up the other but I haven't it was definitely in your license yes Sergeant

definitely in your license yes Sergeant

definitely in your license yes Sergeant is correct I remember you putting it

is correct I remember you putting it

is correct I remember you putting it there not a moment

there not a moment

there not a moment ago I forgot it was just before you said

ago I forgot it was just before you said

ago I forgot it was just before you said you scratch my back and I scratch yours

you scratch my back and I scratch yours

you scratch my back and I scratch yours thank you George Washington no I am Ali

thank you George Washington no I am Ali

thank you George Washington no I am Ali yeah Ali just just be quiet please now

yeah Ali just just be quiet please now

yeah Ali just just be quiet please now Sergeant about this young lady yes the

Sergeant about this young lady yes the

Sergeant about this young lady yes the accused yes well remember British

accused yes well remember British

accused yes well remember British Justice I mean a person is presumed in a

Justice I mean a person is presumed in a

Justice I mean a person is presumed in a until proven guilty and this poor lady

until proven guilty and this poor lady

until proven guilty and this poor lady is innocent I know that I just because

is innocent I know that I just because

is innocent I know that I just because she's an immigrant you can't go picking

she's an immigrant you can't go picking

she's an immigrant you can't go picking up pardon oh she pinched the book all

up pardon oh she pinched the book all

up pardon oh she pinched the book all right but she thought it was buak shei

right but she thought it was buak shei

right but she thought it was buak shei see what it says on the front cover but

see what it says on the front cover but

see what it says on the front cover but fre inside color supplement that's right

fre inside color supplement that's right

fre inside color supplement that's right H and she thought the whole thing was

H and she thought the whole thing was

H and she thought the whole thing was free yes ah well then it's not her fault

free yes ah well then it's not her fault

free yes ah well then it's not her fault if anyone's to blame it's the person

if anyone's to blame it's the person

if anyone's to blame it's the person who's been teaching her

who's been teaching her

who's been teaching her English it's not always easy well if

English it's not always easy well if

English it's not always easy well if that's all we'll be getting along come

that's all we'll be getting along come

that's all we'll be getting along come along jam oh

along jam oh

along jam oh before you go

before you go

before you go sir would you like to make a donation to

sir would you like to make a donation to

sir would you like to make a donation to our police charity fund yes well you've

our police charity fund yes well you've

our police charity fund yes well you've caught me at rather an awkward moment

caught me at rather an awkward moment

caught me at rather an awkward moment what about the fiver you remember sir

what about the fiver you remember sir

what about the fiver you remember sir the one you thought you never end oh

the one you thought you never end oh

the one you thought you never end oh that fiver you know what they say Sir

that fiver you know what they say Sir

that fiver you know what they say Sir what you've never had you never miss

what you've never had you never miss

what you've never had you never miss unless of course you knew it was there

unless of course you knew it was there

unless of course you knew it was there all the time in which case it would come

all the time in which case it would come

all the time in which case it would come under bribery and

under bribery and

under bribery and Corruption you scratch my back and I'll

Corruption you scratch my back and I'll

Corruption you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours

see Mr Brown is not back what are you

see Mr Brown is not back what are you

see Mr Brown is not back what are you doing at the moment we are studying our

doing at the moment we are studying our

doing at the moment we are studying our English glamour good how far have you

English glamour good how far have you

English glamour good how far have you got let me see your

got let me see your

got let me see your book Giovani Miss Courtney would like to

book Giovani Miss Courtney would like to

book Giovani Miss Courtney would like to see your book I want to see your

book thank

you the affairs of a call

you the affairs of a call

you the affairs of a call girl I thought it was about the

girl I thought it was about the

girl I thought it was about the adventures of a telephone operator Hest

adventures of a telephone operator Hest

adventures of a telephone operator Hest a likely

a likely

a likely story well until Mr Brown returns I

story well until Mr Brown returns I

story well until Mr Brown returns I shall take the class

shall take the class

shall take the class Senora where are you taking

Senora where are you taking

Senora where are you taking us I am not taking you anywhere I'm

us I am not taking you anywhere I'm

us I am not taking you anywhere I'm going to ask you a few questions on

going to ask you a few questions on

going to ask you a few questions on General Knowledge hello now first of all

General Knowledge hello now first of all

General Knowledge hello now first of all can anyone tell me who said to be or not

can anyone tell me who said to be or not

can anyone tell me who said to be or not to be please you just said it yes but

to be please you just said it yes but

to be please you just said it yes but before I said it who said it excuse

before I said it who said it excuse

before I said it who said it excuse please yes chairman

please yes chairman

please yes chairman ma it may come as a surprise to you to

ma it may come as a surprise to you to

ma it may come as a surprise to you to know but other people wrote things

know but other people wrote things

know but other people wrote things besides chairman ma chman ma light

besides chairman ma chman ma light

besides chairman ma chman ma light everything well he certainly didn't

everything well he certainly didn't

everything well he certainly didn't light right to be or not to be now does

light right to be or not to be now does

light right to be or not to be now does anybody know William Shakespeare correct

anybody know William Shakespeare correct

anybody know William Shakespeare correct excuse please who is this William spear

excuse please who is this William spear

excuse please who is this William spear Shake

Shake

Shake Shakespeare thousand apologies are you

Shakespeare thousand apologies are you

Shakespeare thousand apologies are you not familiar with Shakespeare's works is

not familiar with Shakespeare's works is

not familiar with Shakespeare's works is it a big place is what a big place these

it a big place is what a big place these

it a big place is what a big place these works of

works of

works of Shakespeare I am referring to the things

Shakespeare I am referring to the things

Shakespeare I am referring to the things he wrote oh excuse now then can anyone

he wrote oh excuse now then can anyone

he wrote oh excuse now then can anyone tell me what the population of England

tell me what the population of England

tell me what the population of England is M SMI yeah

is M SMI yeah

is M SMI yeah English

English

English not any

not any

not any longer however what I really meant was

longer however what I really meant was

longer however what I really meant was how many people are there I do not know

how many people are there I do not know

how many people are there I do not know I have not counted them well let me ask

I have not counted them well let me ask

I have not counted them well let me ask you a simple question Mr nagazumi a

so can you tell me how many peas there

so can you tell me how many peas there

so can you tell me how many peas there are in a pound depend on size of

peace I think you had better all go back

peace I think you had better all go back

peace I think you had better all go back to studying your books until Mr BR

to studying your books until Mr BR

to studying your books until Mr BR returns you surely can't be much

longer how wish she tell us why she's

longer how wish she tell us why she's

longer how wish she tell us why she's brought us back here she just said she

brought us back here she just said she

brought us back here she just said she was having something to show

was having something to show

was having something to show you

B she's saying thank you for saving her

B she's saying thank you for saving her

B she's saying thank you for saving her from the police and hopes that you will

from the police and hopes that you will

from the police and hopes that you will do the same next time well I hope

do the same next time well I hope

do the same next time well I hope there's not going to be a next

time free offer two P off each tin huh

time free offer two P off each tin huh

time free offer two P off each tin huh Supermarket

Supermarket

Supermarket Supermarket well they've obviously been

Supermarket well they've obviously been

Supermarket well they've obviously been having a oh no free offer you haven't

having a oh no free offer you haven't

having a oh no free offer you haven't been taking things from the

supermarket

oh de me say that again oh dear

oh de me say that again oh dear

oh de me say that again oh dear me you must go back and see the police

me you must go back and see the police

me you must go back and see the police sergeant and scratch his back

sergeant and scratch his back

sergeant and scratch his back again can't do that he'll never believe

again can't do that he'll never believe

again can't do that he'll never believe this was a mistake I mean pinching a

this was a mistake I mean pinching a

this was a mistake I mean pinching a magazine is one thing but knocking off

magazine is one thing but knocking off

magazine is one thing but knocking off half a supermarket's a rather a

half a supermarket's a rather a

half a supermarket's a rather a different matter on the other hand we

different matter on the other hand we

different matter on the other hand we can't let Jamila keep all these stolen

can't let Jamila keep all these stolen

can't let Jamila keep all these stolen goods it's just is dishonest she can

goods it's just is dishonest she can

goods it's just is dishonest she can give them to me I don't mind being

give them to me I don't mind being

give them to me I don't mind being dishonest I'm sure you you don't now now

dishonest I'm sure you you don't now now

dishonest I'm sure you you don't now now listen Aly I want you go back to the

listen Aly I want you go back to the

listen Aly I want you go back to the school and ask all the students to meet

school and ask all the students to meet

school and ask all the students to meet Jamila and I outside the supermarket

Jamila and I outside the supermarket

Jamila and I outside the supermarket what are we going to be doing we're

what are we going to be doing we're

what are we going to be doing we're going to be putting all these things

back oh hello Dad is everything locked

back oh hello Dad is everything locked

back oh hello Dad is everything locked up uh yes Miss Courtney uh by the way I

up uh yes Miss Courtney uh by the way I

up uh yes Miss Courtney uh by the way I don't suppose you could give me a lift

don't suppose you could give me a lift

don't suppose you could give me a lift well I'm sorry gladus I'm not going

well I'm sorry gladus I'm not going

well I'm sorry gladus I'm not going straight home tonight there are one or

straight home tonight there are one or

straight home tonight there are one or two things I want from the

supermarket

right now you all know what to do just

right now you all know what to do just

right now you all know what to do just be very very careful that nobody sees

be very very careful that nobody sees

be very very careful that nobody sees you all

right

what are you doing here ah uh yeah well

what are you doing here ah uh yeah well

what are you doing here ah uh yeah well I suppose you could say it was an

I suppose you could say it was an

I suppose you could say it was an extracurricular activity sir excuse me

extracurricular activity sir excuse me

extracurricular activity sir excuse me he's stuck what are you doing do with

he's stuck what are you doing do with

he's stuck what are you doing do with that help yeah it's a long story Miss

that help yeah it's a long story Miss

that help yeah it's a long story Miss Courtney I'll explain later let me give

Courtney I'll explain later let me give

Courtney I'll explain later let me give you a hand pull

pull all right I've been watching you

pull all right I've been watching you

pull all right I've been watching you lock just what do you think you're doing

lock just what do you think you're doing

lock just what do you think you're doing would you believe we were putting things

would you believe we were putting things

would you believe we were putting things back no I didn't think you

back no I didn't think you

back no I didn't think you would well well well regular little

would well well well regular little

would well well well regular little Fagan aren't you I can explain Sergeant

Fagan aren't you I can explain Sergeant

Fagan aren't you I can explain Sergeant you're not going going to show me your

you're not going going to show me your

you're not going going to show me your driving license again are you no that's

driving license again are you no that's

driving license again are you no that's a relief you see we were actually trying

a relief you see we were actually trying

a relief you see we were actually trying to return the goods I mean ask the

students now look here Sergeant it was

students now look here Sergeant it was

students now look here Sergeant it was obviously just a misunderstanding and I

obviously just a misunderstanding and I

obviously just a misunderstanding and I see no reason why you should pursue this

see no reason why you should pursue this

see no reason why you should pursue this any further I'm sorry madam Miss if you

any further I'm sorry madam Miss if you

any further I'm sorry madam Miss if you don't mind

don't mind

don't mind yes well I'm afraid I should have to

yes well I'm afraid I should have to

yes well I'm afraid I should have to make a report out on this affair oh look

make a report out on this affair oh look

make a report out on this affair oh look couldn't you just forget it ever

couldn't you just forget it ever

couldn't you just forget it ever happened no well I'm sure your police

happened no well I'm sure your police

happened no well I'm sure your police charity fund wouldn't say no to another

charity fund wouldn't say no to another

charity fund wouldn't say no to another contribution s

contribution s

contribution s well we're always grateful for anything

well we're always grateful for anything

well we're always grateful for anything sir uh should we say another 55 that's

sir uh should we say another 55 that's

sir uh should we say another 55 that's very generous of you oh right right come

very generous of you oh right right come

very generous of you oh right right come along

along

along everybody just a moment Mr Brown where

everybody just a moment Mr Brown where

everybody just a moment Mr Brown where are you going I've not made out my

are you going I've not made out my

are you going I've not made out my report yet yeah but I've I've just given

report yet yeah but I've I've just given

report yet yeah but I've I've just given you5 to uh forget it oh no sir you very

you5 to uh forget it oh no sir you very

you5 to uh forget it oh no sir you very kindly donated £5 to our charity fund it

kindly donated £5 to our charity fund it

kindly donated £5 to our charity fund it wasn't meant as a bribe was it sir no

wasn't meant as a bribe was it sir no

wasn't meant as a bribe was it sir no good

good

good now let's take a few names you madam

now let's take a few names you madam

now let's take a few names you madam sorry

sorry

sorry Miz

Miz

Miz Cockney thank you you sir say what's

Cockney thank you you sir say what's

Cockney thank you you sir say what's your

your

your name how do you spell

name how do you spell

name how do you spell that that's not his name oh giving me a

that that's not his name oh giving me a

that that's not his name oh giving me a false name

false name

false name eh I'll come back to you Mr Po faor or

eh I'll come back to you Mr Po faor or

eh I'll come back to you Mr Po faor or whatever your name

whatever your name

whatever your name is you yes please is what is your name

is you yes please is what is your name

is you yes please is what is your name oh no what is not my name I don't want

oh no what is not my name I don't want

oh no what is not my name I don't want to know what your name is not what is

to know what your name is not what is

to know what your name is not what is your name and I'm telling you it is not

your name and I'm telling you it is not

your name and I'm telling you it is not you what is his

you what is his

you what is his name nine aha now we're getting

name nine aha now we're getting

name nine aha now we're getting somewhere Mr nine that is not his name

somewhere Mr nine that is not his name

somewhere Mr nine that is not his name you just said it was you ask me if his

you just said it was you ask me if his

you just said it was you ask me if his name is vot and I tell you nine vot is

name is vot and I tell you nine vot is

name is vot and I tell you nine vot is not his name but also not nine

not his name but also not nine

not his name but also not nine what is his name absolutely not not what

what is his name absolutely not not what

what is his name absolutely not not what that is correct what is your name wrong

that is correct what is your name wrong

that is correct what is your name wrong again he's not here who's not

again he's not here who's not

again he's not here who's not here

here

here what who is not here and what is not

what who is not here and what is not

what who is not here and what is not here

here

here neither you're old bom me Mr

neither you're old bom me Mr

neither you're old bom me Mr Brown if I promise not to proceed with

Brown if I promise not to proceed with

Brown if I promise not to proceed with this report will you do me a favor yes

this report will you do me a favor yes

this report will you do me a favor yes yes what is it get these crackpots out

yes what is it get these crackpots out

yes what is it get these crackpots out of here and promise never to bring them

of here and promise never to bring them

of here and promise never to bring them back even if they've committed

murder good evening Miss Courtney or

murder good evening Miss Courtney or

murder good evening Miss Courtney or should I say m please don't remind me of

should I say m please don't remind me of

should I say m please don't remind me of last night's unfortunate incident sorry

last night's unfortunate incident sorry

last night's unfortunate incident sorry I hope you've explained to your Indian

I hope you've explained to your Indian

I hope you've explained to your Indian lady the difference between free and

lady the difference between free and

lady the difference between free and free offer oh yes she understands it now

free offer oh yes she understands it now

free offer oh yes she understands it now don't worry it won't happen again ah

don't worry it won't happen again ah

don't worry it won't happen again ah excuse me I'm looking for a Jamila

excuse me I'm looking for a Jamila

excuse me I'm looking for a Jamila ramjack are you thinking what I'm

ramjack are you thinking what I'm

ramjack are you thinking what I'm thinking I hope not why do you want

thinking I hope not why do you want

thinking I hope not why do you want Jamilla well she ordered a mini bike

Jamilla well she ordered a mini bike

Jamilla well she ordered a mini bike from us a month ago she hasn't paid for

from us a month ago she hasn't paid for

from us a month ago she hasn't paid for it we sent her three invoices she

it we sent her three invoices she

it we sent her three invoices she actually ordered the bike oh yeah she

actually ordered the bike oh yeah she

actually ordered the bike oh yeah she sent in the coupon look here it is oh no

sent in the coupon look here it is oh no

sent in the coupon look here it is oh no she's done it again 7day free

trial

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[Music] do do do

do do do

do do do [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh good evening Mr Brown good evening

oh good evening Mr Brown good evening

oh good evening Mr Brown good evening glce how are you oh you'll get me shot

glce how are you oh you'll get me shot

glce how are you oh you'll get me shot there for her ladyship I wish you won't

there for her ladyship I wish you won't

there for her ladyship I wish you won't miss one oh the old drag them in yes the

miss one oh the old drag them in yes the

miss one oh the old drag them in yes the old dragon is oh evening I'll take that

old dragon is oh evening I'll take that

old dragon is oh evening I'll take that oh are we economizing on biscuits gles

oh are we economizing on biscuits gles

oh are we economizing on biscuits gles I'll get you some

I'll get you some

I'll get you some more I don't think she likes me she

more I don't think she likes me she

more I don't think she likes me she doesn't like anybody oh by the way many

doesn't like anybody oh by the way many

doesn't like anybody oh by the way many happy returns of the day how did you

happy returns of the day how did you

happy returns of the day how did you know it was my birthday I saw your date

know it was my birthday I saw your date

know it was my birthday I saw your date of birth last week in our ladyship's

of birth last week in our ladyship's

of birth last week in our ladyship's Ledger accidentally of course oh course

Ledger accidentally of course oh course

Ledger accidentally of course oh course haven't told anybody else it's my

haven't told anybody else it's my

haven't told anybody else it's my birthday have you no not a s oh good

birthday have you no not a s oh good

birthday have you no not a s oh good quick please teacher

quick please teacher

quick please teacher coming ah good evening ready I'm try

coming ah good evening ready I'm try

coming ah good evening ready I'm try happy birthday to

happy birthday to

happy birthday to you happy birthday to

you happy birthday to

you happy birthday to youy birthday

youy birthday

youy birthday de happy birthday to

de happy birthday to

de happy birthday to you wasn't that

you wasn't that

you wasn't that nice hadn't told a soul eh well I might

nice hadn't told a soul eh well I might

nice hadn't told a soul eh well I might have mentioned send it to one or two

have mentioned send it to one or two

have mentioned send it to one or two people well thank you all for your good

people well thank you all for your good

people well thank you all for your good wishes you're wanting to show our

wishes you're wanting to show our

wishes you're wanting to show our appreciation well that's very kind of

appreciation well that's very kind of

appreciation well that's very kind of you and we are all buying you a little

you and we are all buying you a little

you and we are all buying you a little present what no you shouldn't have but

present what no you shouldn't have but

present what no you shouldn't have but we already

we already

we already have may your Shadow never

diminish thank you can I open it now yes

diminish thank you can I open it now yes

diminish thank you can I open it now yes please it is something for you to be

please it is something for you to be

please it is something for you to be using every

using every

using every day oh a pen very nice it is is what you

day oh a pen very nice it is is what you

day oh a pen very nice it is is what you are calling a waterfall

are calling a waterfall

are calling a waterfall pen a waterfall pen that is correct Oh

pen a waterfall pen that is correct Oh

pen a waterfall pen that is correct Oh you mean a fountain pen thousand

you mean a fountain pen thousand

you mean a fountain pen thousand apologies for my

apologies for my

apologies for my ignorance excuse me what for you by a

ignorance excuse me what for you by a

ignorance excuse me what for you by a pen for birthday I buy the pen I'm not

pen for birthday I buy the pen I'm not

pen for birthday I buy the pen I'm not knowing what you are buying well you

knowing what you are buying well you

knowing what you are buying well you take your pen and change for something

take your pen and change for something

take your pen and change for something else no it is you must be changing teach

else no it is you must be changing teach

else no it is you must be changing teach proof of my pen oh you know Mr Brown my

proof of my pen oh you know Mr Brown my

proof of my pen oh you know Mr Brown my pen much better it write underwater oh

pen much better it write underwater oh

pen much better it write underwater oh I'm sure that's very useful my P write

I'm sure that's very useful my P write

I'm sure that's very useful my P write in different colors well I tell you what

in different colors well I tell you what

in different colors well I tell you what I'll take both pens I mean after all two

I'll take both pens I mean after all two

I'll take both pens I mean after all two pens are better than one excuse please

pens are better than one excuse please

pens are better than one excuse please yes

yes

yes ter

oh three pencil better than two you

oh three pencil better than two you

oh three pencil better than two you haven't yeah s well I tell you what

haven't yeah s well I tell you what

haven't yeah s well I tell you what rather than show any preference I think

rather than show any preference I think

rather than show any preference I think it be a good idea if you all exchanged

it be a good idea if you all exchanged

it be a good idea if you all exchanged your pens for something else yeah

your pens for something else yeah

your pens for something else yeah but thank you anyway

but thank you anyway

but thank you anyway thank

yes what of Pardon happy b day

yes what of Pardon happy b day

yes what of Pardon happy b day birthday oh thank you wonder what this

birthday oh thank you wonder what this

birthday oh thank you wonder what this is

is

is pluma yeah what's that

pluma yeah what's that

pluma yeah what's that pen oh dear I Chang yeah I think so all

pen oh dear I Chang yeah I think so all

pen oh dear I Chang yeah I think so all right but thank you happy birthday

right but thank you happy birthday

right but thank you happy birthday professori thank you Giani for

professori thank you Giani for

professori thank you Giani for you well at least it's not a pen it's a

you well at least it's not a pen it's a

you well at least it's not a pen it's a salami much garlic very strong yeah I

salami much garlic very strong yeah I

salami much garlic very strong yeah I can smell that thank

can smell that thank

can smell that thank you Twee please many happy returnings

you Twee please many happy returnings

you Twee please many happy returnings thank you Ellie I'm buying for you

thank you Ellie I'm buying for you

thank you Ellie I'm buying for you nothing at

nothing at

nothing at all oh well never mind but I'm giving

all oh well never mind but I'm giving

all oh well never mind but I'm giving you this oh a card oh no inside you will

you this oh a card oh no inside you will

you this oh a card oh no inside you will be finding a gift voucher from arids

be finding a gift voucher from arids

be finding a gift voucher from arids arids oh yeah yes please and you can be

arids oh yeah yes please and you can be

arids oh yeah yes please and you can be buying anything whatsoever you are

buying anything whatsoever you are

buying anything whatsoever you are wishing anything yes from hars of

wishing anything yes from hars of

wishing anything yes from hars of nightsbridge no please harits of Camden

nightsbridge no please harits of Camden

nightsbridge no please harits of Camden Abraham had a secondhand shop nothing

Abraham had a secondhand shop nothing

Abraham had a secondhand shop nothing over one

over one

over one pound well thank you

Al happy

Al happy

Al happy yesi birthday well done thank you

oh very

oh very

oh very nice

nice

nice Holly Holly huh

Holly Holly huh

Holly Holly huh Holly Oh

Holly Oh

Holly Oh Holy born by guy guy what a holy monk no

guy how cow oh I

do now it is my turn to give you

do now it is my turn to give you

do now it is my turn to give you something yes Danel but first I wish you

something yes Danel but first I wish you

something yes Danel but first I wish you happy birthday as we do in

France quiet

France quiet

France quiet quiet thank you thank you Daniel um and

quiet thank you thank you Daniel um and

quiet thank you thank you Daniel um and I have something very f frch oh thank

I have something very f frch oh thank

I have something very f frch oh thank you oh toet

you oh toet

you oh toet mer it is a pleasure for me to give you

mer it is a pleasure for me to give you

mer it is a pleasure for me to give you something excuse please what is the

something excuse please what is the

something excuse please what is the nature of the gift you are receiving

nature of the gift you are receiving

nature of the gift you are receiving from Danielle OD tolet toilet water you

from Danielle OD tolet toilet water you

from Danielle OD tolet toilet water you put it on your

face you are putting water from the

face you are putting water from the

face you are putting water from the toilet on your

toilet on your

toilet on your face no Ali it's not that kind of

face no Ali it's not that kind of

face no Ali it's not that kind of toilet good May the spirit of universal

toilet good May the spirit of universal

toilet good May the spirit of universal Brotherhood descend upon you well I'm

Brotherhood descend upon you well I'm

Brotherhood descend upon you well I'm sure it will hope to lead every day oh I

sure it will hope to lead every day oh I

sure it will hope to lead every day oh I hope it's a good read the best thoughts

hope it's a good read the best thoughts

hope it's a good read the best thoughts of chairman

of chairman

of chairman ma very upri uh lifting personally

ma very upri uh lifting personally

ma very upri uh lifting personally autographed by m By

Me Now is me yes Anna I have made for

Me Now is me yes Anna I have made for

Me Now is me yes Anna I have made for you and GR upful

you and GR upful

you and GR upful strudel it's very gross dunker bitter

strudel it's very gross dunker bitter

strudel it's very gross dunker bitter well uh thank you all for your generous

well uh thank you all for your generous

well uh thank you all for your generous gifts uh uh but I really think we ought

gifts uh uh but I really think we ought

gifts uh uh but I really think we ought to get on with the lesson now this week

to get on with the lesson now this week

to get on with the lesson now this week we're going to look at the vowel sounds

we're going to look at the vowel sounds

we're going to look at the vowel sounds right now does anybody know what a vowel

right now does anybody know what a vowel

right now does anybody know what a vowel sound is yes please it is a rumbling

tummy Al vow not vow sorry please

tummy Al vow not vow sorry please

tummy Al vow not vow sorry please right well there are five vowels in the

right well there are five vowels in the

right well there are five vowels in the alphabet a e i o and u a e i o u good

alphabet a e i o and u a e i o u good

alphabet a e i o and u a e i o u good now firstly we'll take the letter A now

now firstly we'll take the letter A now

now firstly we'll take the letter A now this can be pronounced in three

this can be pronounced in three

this can be pronounced in three different ways it can be a A or R

different ways it can be a A or R

different ways it can be a A or R A or a Excuse me yes Max I am not

A or a Excuse me yes Max I am not

A or a Excuse me yes Max I am not understanding how can a a be a r

understanding how can a a be a r

understanding how can a a be a r [Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's not the letter R it's sometimes

it's not the letter R it's sometimes

it's not the letter R it's sometimes pronounced R an what

pronounced R an what

pronounced R an what language it's all right I'll give you

language it's all right I'll give you

language it's all right I'll give you some examples let us take the word f a t

some examples let us take the word f a t

some examples let us take the word f a t now that has a flat a

s good but if we add an e to the end of

s good but if we add an e to the end of

s good but if we add an e to the end of fat then what do we have

fatty

fatty

fatty no Giovani fate now does anybody know

no Giovani fate now does anybody know

no Giovani fate now does anybody know what the word fate

what the word fate

what the word fate means yes

means yes

means yes one two fate two fate he one right fate

one two fate two fate he one right fate

one two fate two fate he one right fate one left

fate no fun those are

feet right moving on to the E now the

feet right moving on to the E now the

feet right moving on to the E now the letter e is usually pronounced e as in e

letter e is usually pronounced e as in e

letter e is usually pronounced e as in e b set get there are of course exceptions

b set get there are of course exceptions

b set get there are of course exceptions to the rule for example f e t e is also

to the rule for example f e t e is also

to the rule for example f e t e is also pronounced

pronounced

pronounced fate

one no one no are feet I told you before

one no one no are feet I told you before

one no one no are feet I told you before all right all right right moving on to

all right all right right moving on to

all right all right right moving on to the letter i this is usually pronounced

the letter i this is usually pronounced

the letter i this is usually pronounced I or

I or

I or I good now can anybody give me an

I good now can anybody give me an

I good now can anybody give me an example of the I sound

example of the I sound

example of the I sound well how would you pronounce f i

well how would you pronounce f i

well how would you pronounce f i t

t

t Fe one right one

left if you want to argue argue in

left if you want to argue argue in

left if you want to argue argue in English go back to Italy you Italian

English go back to Italy you Italian

English go back to Italy you Italian spaghetti shut up you big Spanish

spaghetti shut up you big Spanish

spaghetti shut up you big Spanish omelette

omelette

omelette excuse me her ladyship wants to see you

excuse me her ladyship wants to see you

excuse me her ladyship wants to see you in the office oh thank you glattus I'll

in the office oh thank you glattus I'll

in the office oh thank you glattus I'll be in in a moment all right hey maybe

be in in a moment all right hey maybe

be in in a moment all right hey maybe she's going to get you a birthday

she's going to get you a birthday

she's going to get you a birthday present yes and maybe the Pope's getting

present yes and maybe the Pope's getting

present yes and maybe the Pope's getting married he

married he

married he is I never read that it was a joke look

is I never read that it was a joke look

is I never read that it was a joke look I'll be as quick as I can meanwhile if

I'll be as quick as I can meanwhile if

I'll be as quick as I can meanwhile if you'll all turn to page 83 and study the

you'll all turn to page 83 and study the

you'll all turn to page 83 and study the sentences giving examples of the various

sentences giving examples of the various

sentences giving examples of the various vowel sounds yeah and Giovani would you

vowel sounds yeah and Giovani would you

vowel sounds yeah and Giovani would you take charge of the class while I'm away

take charge of the class while I'm away

take charge of the class while I'm away sure allow me thank you

sure allow me thank you

sure allow me thank you okay I'm in

okay I'm in

okay I'm in charge who wants

Seto

Seto

Seto enter you wanted to see me Miss Courtney

enter you wanted to see me Miss Courtney

enter you wanted to see me Miss Courtney yes oh I understand it's your birthday

yes oh I understand it's your birthday

yes oh I understand it's your birthday that's correct another Milestone

that's correct another Milestone

that's correct another Milestone personally I don't believe in

personally I don't believe in

personally I don't believe in celebrating birthdays I fail to see how

celebrating birthdays I fail to see how

celebrating birthdays I fail to see how the passing of years can be an occasion

the passing of years can be an occasion

the passing of years can be an occasion for rejoicing no of course you're right

for rejoicing no of course you're right

for rejoicing no of course you're right I suppose now Mr Brown when you commence

I suppose now Mr Brown when you commence

I suppose now Mr Brown when you commence teaching here I said that I would give

teaching here I said that I would give

teaching here I said that I would give you a month's trial yes that month is

you a month's trial yes that month is

you a month's trial yes that month is now up and I feel it only fair to put an

now up and I feel it only fair to put an

now up and I feel it only fair to put an end to your worry about the future

end to your worry about the future

end to your worry about the future that's very kind of you I can assure you

that's very kind of you I can assure you

that's very kind of you I can assure you you won't regret it I know I won't miss

you won't regret it I know I won't miss

you won't regret it I know I won't miss hardaker will start on Wednesday Miss

hardaker will start on Wednesday Miss

hardaker will start on Wednesday Miss hardaker yes she will be taking over

hardaker yes she will be taking over

hardaker yes she will be taking over your class you remember I did tell you

your class you remember I did tell you

your class you remember I did tell you that I prefer women teachers you mean

that I prefer women teachers you mean

that I prefer women teachers you mean I've got the push well let us just say

I've got the push well let us just say

I've got the push well let us just say that we no longer require your services

that we no longer require your services

that we no longer require your services I feel that Miss hardaker will be much

I feel that Miss hardaker will be much

I feel that Miss hardaker will be much more suitable well in that case I

more suitable well in that case I

more suitable well in that case I suggest you get Miss much more suitable

suggest you get Miss much more suitable

suggest you get Miss much more suitable hardaker to take over tonight cuz I'm

hardaker to take over tonight cuz I'm

hardaker to take over tonight cuz I'm going home you can't just walk out like

going home you can't just walk out like

going home you can't just walk out like that oh yes I can and I won't say it's

that oh yes I can and I won't say it's

that oh yes I can and I won't say it's been a pleasure because it hasn't all I

been a pleasure because it hasn't all I

been a pleasure because it hasn't all I can say

can say

can say is in India you'd be

sacred

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b okay I

b okay I

b okay I stick pontoon five cards stick only what

stick pontoon five cards stick only what

stick pontoon five cards stick only what you got Queen of Hearts Jo of

you got Queen of Hearts Jo of

you got Queen of Hearts Jo of Spades okay you should not be playing

Spades okay you should not be playing

Spades okay you should not be playing the cards you should be learning the

the cards you should be learning the

the cards you should be learning the English

English

English Zig is right you should be improving

Zig is right you should be improving

Zig is right you should be improving your mind you can improve my mind

your mind you can improve my mind

your mind you can improve my mind anytime how about tonight huh we have a

anytime how about tonight huh we have a

anytime how about tonight huh we have a meal a couple of glasses of Vino then

meal a couple of glasses of Vino then

meal a couple of glasses of Vino then back to my place to make a love that is

back to my place to make a love that is

back to my place to make a love that is not improving the mind no but it's is

not improving the mind no but it's is

not improving the mind no but it's is very good for the

very good for the

very good for the body hey teach's

coming right uh will you all pay

coming right uh will you all pay

coming right uh will you all pay attention please I have something rather

attention please I have something rather

attention please I have something rather important to tell you I'm afraid that

important to tell you I'm afraid that

important to tell you I'm afraid that Miss Courtney has terminated my

Miss Courtney has terminated my

Miss Courtney has terminated my engagement it is a very big surprise to

engagement it is a very big surprise to

engagement it is a very big surprise to me yeah it was a bit of a shock to me as

me yeah it was a bit of a shock to me as

me yeah it was a bit of a shock to me as well we are not knowing that you and

well we are not knowing that you and

well we are not knowing that you and Miss Courtney were

Miss Courtney were

Miss Courtney were engaged well you don't understand I mean

engaged well you don't understand I mean

engaged well you don't understand I mean to coin a phrase I've been given the

to coin a phrase I've been given the

to coin a phrase I've been given the boot one

boot one

boot one right oh no one look can't you

right oh no one look can't you

right oh no one look can't you understand I mean I have been fired I've

understand I mean I have been fired I've

understand I mean I have been fired I've been given the bullet Santa Maria she

been given the bullet Santa Maria she

been given the bullet Santa Maria she tried to shoot

tried to shoot

tried to shoot you no I have been dismissed dismissed

you no I have been dismissed dismissed

you no I have been dismissed dismissed yes you are leaving us I'm afraid so oh

yes you are leaving us I'm afraid so oh

yes you are leaving us I'm afraid so oh no

well miss courney doesn't think I'm

well miss courney doesn't think I'm

well miss courney doesn't think I'm suitable we go speak to her I'm afraid

suitable we go speak to her I'm afraid

suitable we go speak to her I'm afraid that speaking to her won't do any good

that speaking to her won't do any good

that speaking to her won't do any good at all okay we twist her arms a little

at all okay we twist her arms a little

at all okay we twist her arms a little bit yeah we tell her if she not let you

bit yeah we tell her if she not let you

bit yeah we tell her if she not let you stay we work her over yeah we'll do

stay we work her over yeah we'll do

stay we work her over yeah we'll do nothing of the sort we don't have Mafia

nothing of the sort we don't have Mafia

nothing of the sort we don't have Mafia tactics in this country but what is

tactics in this country but what is

tactics in this country but what is going to happen to us another teacher

going to happen to us another teacher

going to happen to us another teacher will be taking over the class a miss

will be taking over the class a miss

will be taking over the class a miss harder I'm already not liking her it is

harder I'm already not liking her it is

harder I'm already not liking her it is not fair and on your birthday yes well

not fair and on your birthday yes well

not fair and on your birthday yes well as they say in France say Lai well I've

as they say in France say Lai well I've

as they say in France say Lai well I've enjoyed meeting you all I uh wish you

enjoyed meeting you all I uh wish you

enjoyed meeting you all I uh wish you all every success with your studies in

all every success with your studies in

all every success with your studies in the

the

the future goodbye Su very sorry to Roose

future goodbye Su very sorry to Roose

future goodbye Su very sorry to Roose you J God

you J God

you J God happening Anna Al

happening Anna Al

happening Anna Al Z Max Goodbye Mr Brown taro

good luck thank you

good luck thank you

good luck thank you you one yes Amigo

with

with

with Ranjit I'm wishing you all you are

Ranjit I'm wishing you all you are

Ranjit I'm wishing you all you are wishing yourself thank you Giovani it's

wishing yourself thank you Giovani it's

wishing yourself thank you Giovani it's very sad now please giovan you mustn't

very sad now please giovan you mustn't

very sad now please giovan you mustn't be upset I can't help

me me you are starting me off

me me you are starting me off

me me you are starting me off you damn fool come on Ally it's not the

you damn fool come on Ally it's not the

you damn fool come on Ally it's not the end of the world goodbye goodbye

end of the world goodbye goodbye

end of the world goodbye goodbye Daniel there will always be a place for

Daniel there will always be a place for

Daniel there will always be a place for you right

you right

you right here very kind of you well uh goodbye

here very kind of you well uh goodbye

here very kind of you well uh goodbye everybody bye thank you for your um

everybody bye thank you for your um

everybody bye thank you for your um presence and uh good

presence and uh good

presence and uh good luck I thought you'd gone yeah I was

luck I thought you'd gone yeah I was

luck I thought you'd gone yeah I was just collecting my things goodbye

just collecting my things goodbye

just collecting my things goodbye goodbye

now as you are no doubt aware Mr Brown

now as you are no doubt aware Mr Brown

now as you are no doubt aware Mr Brown is no longer with us yes it is making us

is no longer with us yes it is making us

is no longer with us yes it is making us very sad yes I have telephoned your new

very sad yes I have telephoned your new

very sad yes I have telephoned your new teacher Miss harder and she will be

teacher Miss harder and she will be

teacher Miss harder and she will be arriving shortly in the mean time I

arriving shortly in the mean time I

arriving shortly in the mean time I shall take the

shall take the

shall take the class now then let's see how you're

class now then let's see how you're

class now then let's see how you're progressing you with a turban what is

progressing you with a turban what is

progressing you with a turban what is this

pencil it is not a pencil it's looking

pencil it is not a pencil it's looking

pencil it is not a pencil it's looking back a pencil to

back a pencil to

back a pencil to me let's try again what is this a

finger didn't Mr Brown teach you

finger didn't Mr Brown teach you

finger didn't Mr Brown teach you anything yes please he's making us work

anything yes please he's making us work

anything yes please he's making us work like the

like the

like the Clippers clappers oh Clippers or

Clippers clappers oh Clippers or

Clippers clappers oh Clippers or clappers we are working very hard yes

clappers we are working very hard yes

clappers we are working very hard yes and we are all very sad he has gone yeah

and we are all very sad he has gone yeah

and we are all very sad he has gone yeah was quiet quiet it is really no concern

was quiet quiet it is really no concern

was quiet quiet it is really no concern of yours I'm sure sure that you will

of yours I'm sure sure that you will

of yours I'm sure sure that you will find Miss hardaker more than efficient

find Miss hardaker more than efficient

find Miss hardaker more than efficient and after all a woman can do everything

and after all a woman can do everything

and after all a woman can do everything a man can do not everything I was

a man can do not everything I was

a man can do not everything I was speaking

speaking

speaking academically Excuse Me Miss

academically Excuse Me Miss

academically Excuse Me Miss Courtney there's a person out here wants

Courtney there's a person out here wants

Courtney there's a person out here wants to see you what sort of person well I'm

to see you what sort of person well I'm

to see you what sort of person well I'm not

not

not sure got new yes hard car Oh I thought

sure got new yes hard car Oh I thought

sure got new yes hard car Oh I thought they were sending me a woman I am a

they were sending me a woman I am a

they were sending me a woman I am a woman

woman

woman I do beg your pardon it must have been

I do beg your pardon it must have been

I do beg your pardon it must have been that well um perhaps you'd like to come

that well um perhaps you'd like to come

that well um perhaps you'd like to come to my office and have a cup of coffee no

to my office and have a cup of coffee no

to my office and have a cup of coffee no no time for coffee we must get started

no time for coffee we must get started

no time for coffee we must get started crack the whip show them who boss keep

crack the whip show them who boss keep

crack the whip show them who boss keep them on their toes and by the look of

them on their toes and by the look of

them on their toes and by the look of them they need it beautifully put but I

them they need it beautifully put but I

them they need it beautifully put but I think we ought to have a little chat

think we ought to have a little chat

think we ought to have a little chat first very well in the meantime you can

first very well in the meantime you can

first very well in the meantime you can go on studying your

books don't talk sit still I'll be back

books don't talk sit still I'll be back

books don't talk sit still I'll be back immediately no blim me what a funny

immediately no blim me what a funny

immediately no blim me what a funny woman we are

woman we are

woman we are having I don't think I'm going to like

having I don't think I'm going to like

having I don't think I'm going to like this new teacher I think I go home I I

this new teacher I think I go home I I

this new teacher I think I go home I I go home too nine what is use of going

go home too nine what is use of going

go home too nine what is use of going home you cannot learn the English at

home you cannot learn the English at

home you cannot learn the English at home maybe I find a way huh there is no

home maybe I find a way huh there is no

home maybe I find a way huh there is no way I am thinking if we make new teacher

way I am thinking if we make new teacher

way I am thinking if we make new teacher go away perhaps Mr Brown is coming back

go away perhaps Mr Brown is coming back

go away perhaps Mr Brown is coming back and how you make new teacher go very

and how you make new teacher go very

and how you make new teacher go very easy

easy

easy that's no good we get blood all over the

that's no good we get blood all over the

that's no good we get blood all over the class much better we push her out of the

class much better we push her out of the

class much better we push her out of the window ah it is looking like we are

window ah it is looking like we are

window ah it is looking like we are being stuck with her they must do

being stuck with her they must do

being stuck with her they must do something it is duty to obey erected

something it is duty to obey erected

something it is duty to obey erected authorities no so ruls are made to be

authorities no so ruls are made to be

authorities no so ruls are made to be obeyed not even laws is bad law

obeyed not even laws is bad law

obeyed not even laws is bad law principes

principes

principes action unjust he's right but what can we

action unjust he's right but what can we

action unjust he's right but what can we do there's nothing we can do hey I've

do there's nothing we can do hey I've

do there's nothing we can do hey I've got an idea what are idea we have a

got an idea what are idea we have a

got an idea what are idea we have a strike yeah let's all have it the strike

strike yeah let's all have it the strike

strike yeah let's all have it the strike what is the strike does this mean you're

what is the strike does this mean you're

what is the strike does this mean you're going to be fighting no no no no a

going to be fighting no no no no a

going to be fighting no no no no a strike like the big onions what onions

strike like the big onions what onions

strike like the big onions what onions the trade

onions please I think your strike is not

onions please I think your strike is not

onions please I think your strike is not going to be working what we are needing

going to be working what we are needing

going to be working what we are needing is to be revolting and I am thinking

is to be revolting and I am thinking

is to be revolting and I am thinking you're already revolting asking for a

you're already revolting asking for a

you're already revolting asking for a kick up the

kick up the

kick up the let's not quarrel amongst ourselves huh

let's not quarrel amongst ourselves huh

let's not quarrel amongst ourselves huh I know why not we all have a sit out you

I know why not we all have a sit out you

I know why not we all have a sit out you mean a Sit better adopt policy of non-

mean a Sit better adopt policy of non-

mean a Sit better adopt policy of non- copulation for new teacher arrives in

copulation for new teacher arrives in

copulation for new teacher arrives in classroom we no copulate no

classroom we no copulate no

classroom we no copulate no legance for once Japan China in a

legance for once Japan China in a

legance for once Japan China in a agreement we now speak to new teacher I

agreement we now speak to new teacher I

agreement we now speak to new teacher I like it we keep it the Trap shut

like it we keep it the Trap shut

like it we keep it the Trap shut silencio understand see not speaking not

silencio understand see not speaking not

silencio understand see not speaking not a

a

a word that's

right I am your new teacher and my name

right I am your new teacher and my name

right I am your new teacher and my name is Miss hardaker and I have come to drum

is Miss hardaker and I have come to drum

is Miss hardaker and I have come to drum English into your respective alien heads

English into your respective alien heads

English into your respective alien heads and you have come here to learn

and you have come here to learn

and you have come here to learn understand good now I have to take your

understand good now I have to take your

understand good now I have to take your names you what's your

name are you

name are you

name are you [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] deaf you your

name you

name I

name I

name I see well I don't know how long you think

see well I don't know how long you think

see well I don't know how long you think you're going to keep this up and I can

you're going to keep this up and I can

you're going to keep this up and I can assure you it won't make any difference

assure you it won't make any difference

assure you it won't make any difference to me I'm just going to sit here until

to me I'm just going to sit here until

to me I'm just going to sit here until somebody

speaks d c you have smashed my apple

strudel I think I've got it off now well

strudel I think I've got it off now well

strudel I think I've got it off now well I'll be sending you the bill of course I

I'll be sending you the bill of course I

I'll be sending you the bill of course I thought you might well I wouldn't mind

thought you might well I wouldn't mind

thought you might well I wouldn't mind that coffee now I'm so sorry I've drunk

that coffee now I'm so sorry I've drunk

that coffee now I'm so sorry I've drunk it all but you'll find the Tea Room down

it all but you'll find the Tea Room down

it all but you'll find the Tea Room down the corridor te- room te- room

the corridor te- room te- room

the corridor te- room te- room you don't expect me to queue up with all

you don't expect me to queue up with all

you don't expect me to queue up with all those students oh no no while I'm

those students oh no no while I'm

those students oh no no while I'm teaching here I'll take my coffee in

teaching here I'll take my coffee in

teaching here I'll take my coffee in your office black no

your office black no

your office black no sugar but I'm here I think I'd have a

sugar but I'm here I think I'd have a

sugar but I'm here I think I'd have a look at your prospectus the little I've

look at your prospectus the little I've

look at your prospectus the little I've seen you could do with a great deal of

reorganization who is it it's me gladus

reorganization who is it it's me gladus

reorganization who is it it's me gladus with your coffee and biscuits right come

with your coffee and biscuits right come

with your coffee and biscuits right come in you look harassed I am

in you look harassed I am

in you look harassed I am harassed I suppose it's that new teacher

harassed I suppose it's that new teacher

harassed I suppose it's that new teacher isn't it yes the foreign students

isn't it yes the foreign students

isn't it yes the foreign students haven't spoken a word since Mr Brown

haven't spoken a word since Mr Brown

haven't spoken a word since Mr Brown left with the result that miss hardaker

left with the result that miss hardaker

left with the result that miss hardaker is spending her time reorganizing the

is spending her time reorganizing the

is spending her time reorganizing the entire

entire

entire school she's already reduced two of the

school she's already reduced two of the

school she's already reduced two of the other teachers to tears and she's caused

other teachers to tears and she's caused

other teachers to tears and she's caused the caretaker to hand in his notice it's

the caretaker to hand in his notice it's

the caretaker to hand in his notice it's only a matter of time before she takes

only a matter of time before she takes

only a matter of time before she takes over my job well why don't you get rid

over my job well why don't you get rid

over my job well why don't you get rid of her and ask Mr around to come back I

of her and ask Mr around to come back I

of her and ask Mr around to come back I can't do that why not not after having

can't do that why not not after having

can't do that why not not after having dismissed him I have my

dismissed him I have my

dismissed him I have my pride mind you if he asked if he could

pride mind you if he asked if he could

pride mind you if he asked if he could come back I'd be only too happy to

come back I'd be only too happy to

come back I'd be only too happy to accept ask to come back but we miss

accept ask to come back but we miss

accept ask to come back but we miss you look when I got your message to call

you look when I got your message to call

you look when I got your message to call here I thought it was for something

here I thought it was for something

here I thought it was for something serious but we are serious if you ask

serious but we are serious if you ask

serious but we are serious if you ask her Miss Courtney she's going to have

her Miss Courtney she's going to have

her Miss Courtney she's going to have you back yes no I'm sorry it's out of

you back yes no I'm sorry it's out of

you back yes no I'm sorry it's out of the question if she wants me back she'll

the question if she wants me back she'll

the question if she wants me back she'll have to ask me now if that's all there

have to ask me now if that's all there

have to ask me now if that's all there is I'll say Goodbye Oh Mr hey Mr

is I'll say Goodbye Oh Mr hey Mr

is I'll say Goodbye Oh Mr hey Mr Brown oh I was just seeing something I

Brown oh I was just seeing something I

Brown oh I was just seeing something I was just going to looking on your old

class I sorry after you no no no after

class I sorry after you no no no after

class I sorry after you no no no after you well I was just wondering whether

you well I was just wondering whether

you well I was just wondering whether you'd consider coming back I was just

you'd consider coming back I was just

you'd consider coming back I was just going to ask you if there was any chance

going to ask you if there was any chance

going to ask you if there was any chance of coming back that settled in but you

of coming back that settled in but you

of coming back that settled in but you preferred women teachers I do

preferred women teachers I do

preferred women teachers I do but miss hard who was more masculine

but miss hard who was more masculine

but miss hard who was more masculine than most men I've

than most men I've

than most men I've met well do you want your job back or

met well do you want your job back or

met well do you want your job back or don't you oh yes good you've got it we

don't you oh yes good you've got it we

don't you oh yes good you've got it we win we win Mr brownies are coming

win we win Mr brownies are coming

win we win Mr brownies are coming back

hello well if you all sit down we've got

hello well if you all sit down we've got

hello well if you all sit down we've got rather a lot of catching up to do I'm

rather a lot of catching up to do I'm

rather a lot of catching up to do I'm afraid excuse please before we are doing

afraid excuse please before we are doing

afraid excuse please before we are doing that we are all changing your birthday

that we are all changing your birthday

that we are all changing your birthday pens and buying you other gift from

pens and buying you other gift from

pens and buying you other gift from arids the C in arands you mean oh yes

arids the C in arands you mean oh yes

arids the C in arands you mean oh yes indeed here you are oh thank you a

indeed here you are oh thank you a

indeed here you are oh thank you a wallet he a wallet I got a wallet hey I

wallet he a wallet I got a wallet hey I

wallet he a wallet I got a wallet hey I got the

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Mr

Mr

Mr Brown uh hello Miss Courtney why are you

Brown uh hello Miss Courtney why are you

Brown uh hello Miss Courtney why are you creeping about but I didn't want to

creeping about but I didn't want to

creeping about but I didn't want to disturb you very considerate and perhaps

disturb you very considerate and perhaps

disturb you very considerate and perhaps you wouldn't mind creeping into the

you wouldn't mind creeping into the

you wouldn't mind creeping into the office for a moment I want a word with

you you may

sit now Mr Brown the other evening after

sit now Mr Brown the other evening after

sit now Mr Brown the other evening after everyone had gone I went into the

everyone had gone I went into the

everyone had gone I went into the gentleman's toilet I'm sure that was a

gentleman's toilet I'm sure that was a

gentleman's toilet I'm sure that was a Perfectly Natural

Perfectly Natural

Perfectly Natural mistake I went because the caretaker had

mistake I went because the caretaker had

mistake I went because the caretaker had complained about the graffiti on the

complained about the graffiti on the

complained about the graffiti on the walls and Mr Brown it is just not good

walls and Mr Brown it is just not good

walls and Mr Brown it is just not good enough oh I don't know I thought some of

enough oh I don't know I thought some of

enough oh I don't know I thought some of it was rather

it was rather

it was rather witty it was disgusting saman had

witty it was disgusting saman had

witty it was disgusting saman had written Enoch pow rules okay that's so

written Enoch pow rules okay that's so

written Enoch pow rules okay that's so with all due respect I'd hardly call

with all due respect I'd hardly call

with all due respect I'd hardly call that disgusting it was what was written

that disgusting it was what was written

that disgusting it was what was written underneath that I found most

underneath that I found most

underneath that I found most objectionable oh what was that Miss

objectionable oh what was that Miss

objectionable oh what was that Miss Courtney is

Courtney is

Courtney is crackers yes well it may not have been

crackers yes well it may not have been

crackers yes well it may not have been one of my students who was responsible

one of my students who was responsible

one of my students who was responsible there certainly was how could to be so

there certainly was how could to be so

there certainly was how could to be so sure who else but a foreigner would

sure who else but a foreigner would

sure who else but a foreigner would spell crackers k r a double k e RS well

spell crackers k r a double k e RS well

spell crackers k r a double k e RS well I'll see it doesn't happen again there's

I'll see it doesn't happen again there's

I'll see it doesn't happen again there's just one more thing Mr brownan yes Miss

just one more thing Mr brownan yes Miss

just one more thing Mr brownan yes Miss Courtney in a few weeks time your

Courtney in a few weeks time your

Courtney in a few weeks time your students will be sitting for their

students will be sitting for their

students will be sitting for their Cambridge certificate yes and we're all

Cambridge certificate yes and we're all

Cambridge certificate yes and we're all looking forward to it I'm sure we're all

looking forward to it I'm sure we're all

looking forward to it I'm sure we're all going to pass with flying colors and you

going to pass with flying colors and you

going to pass with flying colors and you have more faith in them than I have now

have more faith in them than I have now

have more faith in them than I have now here is a set of last year's examination

here is a set of last year's examination

here is a set of last year's examination papers I suggest this evening that you

papers I suggest this evening that you

papers I suggest this evening that you set them a mock exam and see how good or

set them a mock exam and see how good or

set them a mock exam and see how good or otherwise they

otherwise they

otherwise they are closer it's all right

very good don't forget to be getting my

very good don't forget to be getting my

very good don't forget to be getting my turban

turban

turban in smile

please now who want picture yes please

please now who want picture yes please

please now who want picture yes please one for my brother two for

one for my brother two for

one for my brother two for me

me

me a one for me

a one for me

a one for me please me too

please me too

please me too you two of

you two of

you two of two one two one one two for me please

two one two one one two for me please

two one two one one two for me please that is I am meaning one two as

that is I am meaning one two as

that is I am meaning one two as well not one two

well not one two

well not one two one I like also to be having one for me

one I like also to be having one for me

one I like also to be having one for me and one for my mother one for my father

and one for my mother one for my father

and one for my mother one for my father one for my brother one for my sister one

one for my brother one for my sister one

one for my brother one for my sister one for my uncle and one for my auntie and

for my uncle and one for my auntie and

for my uncle and one for my auntie and one for his donkey

one for his donkey

one for his donkey stickies and stonies may break my bonies

stickies and stonies may break my bonies

stickies and stonies may break my bonies but the names will never be hurting me

but the names will never be hurting me

but the names will never be hurting me you clever

you clever

you clever monkey

monkey

monkey correcto your book Danielle thank you

correcto your book Danielle thank you

correcto your book Danielle thank you Max it's all right your handbag just a

Max it's all right your handbag just a

Max it's all right your handbag just a minute hey next time you carry the

minute hey next time you carry the

minute hey next time you carry the handbag huh no I think it suit you

handbag huh no I think it suit you

handbag huh no I think it suit you more hey give me a

more hey give me a

more hey give me a kiss your hand back thank you javanni

kiss your hand back thank you javanni

kiss your hand back thank you javanni you just missed it we are having our

you just missed it we are having our

you just missed it we are having our photographs taken by Taro Taro I would

photographs taken by Taro Taro I would

photographs taken by Taro Taro I would very much like you to take a photograph

very much like you to take a photograph

very much like you to take a photograph of me hey I take your picture you have

of me hey I take your picture you have

of me hey I take your picture you have not the camera sure I got the camera at

not the camera sure I got the camera at

not the camera sure I got the camera at home you come back with me after the

home you come back with me after the

home you come back with me after the class and we take lots of pictures and

class and we take lots of pictures and

class and we take lots of pictures and then we can see what develops he what

then we can see what develops he what

then we can see what develops he what you say I say no you want a picture in

you say I say no you want a picture in

you say I say no you want a picture in classroom

classroom

classroom yes how about

here

here

here MIM

MIM

MIM huh magnif hey hire excuse please no

huh magnif hey hire excuse please no

huh magnif hey hire excuse please no more hire you are giving me naughty

more hire you are giving me naughty

more hire you are giving me naughty thoughts me too but I'm liking them very

thoughts me too but I'm liking them very

thoughts me too but I'm liking them very much no I take her ready

much no I take her ready

much no I take her ready ready no good no good you must be joking

ready no good no good you must be joking

ready no good no good you must be joking she's beautiful two clothes can get in

she's beautiful two clothes can get in

she's beautiful two clothes can get in top half or bottom but you are not

top half or bottom but you are not

top half or bottom but you are not taking her

taking her

taking her bottom just take the head and the

bottom just take the head and the

bottom just take the head and the shoulders yeah you can take one of the

shoulders yeah you can take one of the

shoulders yeah you can take one of the legs for me

legs for me

legs for me after

okay very

okay very

okay very good ready ready look at a

good ready ready look at a

good ready ready look at a CA what's going on here oh I'm having my

CA what's going on here oh I'm having my

CA what's going on here oh I'm having my photograph taken really very nice can

photograph taken really very nice can

photograph taken really very nice can you do me a big favor what sort of favor

you do me a big favor what sort of favor

you do me a big favor what sort of favor I would like to have a photograph taken

I would like to have a photograph taken

I would like to have a photograph taken with you yes I don't think we really got

with you yes I don't think we really got

with you yes I don't think we really got time for that sort of thing oh please

time for that sort of thing oh please

time for that sort of thing oh please it's for my mother and father I've told

it's for my mother and father I've told

it's for my mother and father I've told them all about you and they would love

them all about you and they would love

them all about you and they would love to have a photo yes

well that all right for you yes right

well that all right for you yes right

well that all right for you yes right you sit here yeah what about

you sit here yeah what about

you sit here yeah what about you I'll sit on your

knee you sure this is for your parents

knee you sure this is for your parents

knee you sure this is for your parents of course really look at the

kemot we were having our photograph

kemot we were having our photograph

kemot we were having our photograph taken I was not aware that photography

taken I was not aware that photography

taken I was not aware that photography was included in the curriculum uh yes

was included in the curriculum uh yes

was included in the curriculum uh yes well would you all sit down please and

well would you all sit down please and

well would you all sit down please and uh Danielle would you stand up what what

uh Danielle would you stand up what what

uh Danielle would you stand up what what about our photo yeah we'll see about

about our photo yeah we'll see about

about our photo yeah we'll see about that later all right don't sit down it

that later all right don't sit down it

that later all right don't sit down it was for her parents

was for her parents

was for her parents I just came to bring you the answers to

I just came to bring you the answers to

I just came to bring you the answers to last year's examination papers thank you

last year's examination papers thank you

last year's examination papers thank you huh

I hope I didn't get you into trouble

I hope I didn't get you into trouble

I hope I didn't get you into trouble I'll survive right now before we do

I'll survive right now before we do

I'll survive right now before we do anything else I want all the male

anything else I want all the male

anything else I want all the male students to write down the word crackers

students to write down the word crackers

students to write down the word crackers on a piece of paper crackers yes I want

on a piece of paper crackers yes I want

on a piece of paper crackers yes I want to find out how you spell it you don't

to find out how you spell it you don't

to find out how you spell it you don't know how to spell it yes I do but I want

know how to spell it yes I do but I want

know how to spell it yes I do but I want to see if you do

ho ah so it was you please you wrote

ho ah so it was you please you wrote

ho ah so it was you please you wrote this on the wall of the gent's toilet

this on the wall of the gent's toilet

this on the wall of the gent's toilet excuse please I'm not right think

excuse please I'm not right think

excuse please I'm not right think anything on the wall of the toilet right

anything on the wall of the toilet right

anything on the wall of the toilet right then how do you account for the fact

then how do you account for the fact

then how do you account for the fact that you've spelled crackers k r a k RS

that you've spelled crackers k r a k RS

that you've spelled crackers k r a k RS whereas you look at everybody else's

whereas you look at everybody else's

whereas you look at everybody else's paper you will discover that they have

paper you will discover that they have

paper you will discover that they have spelled it well at least you're all

spelled it well at least you're all

spelled it well at least you're all consistent right in future please no

consistent right in future please no

consistent right in future please no more writing on walls now pay attention

more writing on walls now pay attention

more writing on walls now pay attention in a few weeks time you will all be

in a few weeks time you will all be

in a few weeks time you will all be sitting for your examinations that is

sitting for your examinations that is

sitting for your examinations that is good much better to be sitting for

good much better to be sitting for

good much better to be sitting for examination then

examination then

examination then standing I'll rephrase that in a few

standing I'll rephrase that in a few

standing I'll rephrase that in a few weeks time you will all be taking your

weeks time you will all be taking your

weeks time you will all be taking your lower Cambridge certificate and to find

lower Cambridge certificate and to find

lower Cambridge certificate and to find out how you're progressing we are going

out how you're progressing we are going

out how you're progressing we are going to have a mock exam that is to say an

to have a mock exam that is to say an

to have a mock exam that is to say an imaginary one right during the second

imaginary one right during the second

imaginary one right during the second half of the lesson I want to see how

half of the lesson I want to see how

half of the lesson I want to see how many you can answer to find out your

many you can answer to find out your

many you can answer to find out your strengths and weaknesses you can study

strengths and weaknesses you can study

strengths and weaknesses you can study the questions during the tea break I

the questions during the tea break I

the questions during the tea break I would rather be studying the answers yes

would rather be studying the answers yes

would rather be studying the answers yes I'm sure you would right now firstly

I'm sure you would right now firstly

I'm sure you would right now firstly have you all done your

have you all done your

have you all done your homework good well we'll see how well

homework good well we'll see how well

homework good well we'll see how well you've done

you've done

you've done Juan what

Juan what

Juan what did you give to question one explain

did you give to question one explain

did you give to question one explain what is wrong with the following

what is wrong with the following

what is wrong with the following sentence the cows was in the

field the cows was not in the

field no one that is not the correct

field no one that is not the correct

field no one that is not the correct answer the cows was in another

answer the cows was in another

answer the cows was in another field cows were in the field I didn't

field cows were in the field I didn't

field cows were in the field I didn't see

see

see them

them

them all right now rangi question two name

all right now rangi question two name

all right now rangi question two name the three classes of gender and give an

the three classes of gender and give an

the three classes of gender and give an example of each thousand apologies but I

example of each thousand apologies but I

example of each thousand apologies but I answered that question with nothing you

answered that question with nothing you

answered that question with nothing you mean you haven't answered the question

mean you haven't answered the question

mean you haven't answered the question that is the gift of what I am saying I

that is the gift of what I am saying I

that is the gift of what I am saying I am not comprehending the meaning of the

am not comprehending the meaning of the

am not comprehending the meaning of the word gender gender is the grammatical

word gender gender is the grammatical

word gender gender is the grammatical classification of the sex of proper

classification of the sex of proper

classification of the sex of proper nouns but you are learning about English

nouns but you are learning about English

nouns but you are learning about English not about

not about

not about sex you cannot learn sex from books R it

sex you cannot learn sex from books R it

sex you cannot learn sex from books R it you ever have it or you don't have it I

you ever have it or you don't have it I

you ever have it or you don't have it I have it I know all about sex me

too so may I remind you that we're not

too so may I remind you that we're not

too so may I remind you that we're not here to discuss sex why not it is very

here to discuss sex why not it is very

here to discuss sex why not it is very interesting subject yes I'm aware of

interesting subject yes I'm aware of

interesting subject yes I'm aware of that but there's a time and a place for

that but there's a time and a place for

that but there's a time and a place for everything you tell me the time and the

everything you tell me the time and the

everything you tell me the time and the place and I shall be

place and I shall be

place and I shall be there please can we get back to the

there please can we get back to the

there please can we get back to the matter of your homework ranit the word

matter of your homework ranit the word

matter of your homework ranit the word gender refers to whether or not proper

gender refers to whether or not proper

gender refers to whether or not proper noun is masculine or feminine now I'm

noun is masculine or feminine now I'm

noun is masculine or feminine now I'm understanding and what is the other

understanding and what is the other

understanding and what is the other other what gender there are three

other what gender there are three

other what gender there are three classes of gender one is masculine one

classes of gender one is masculine one

classes of gender one is masculine one is feminine and the other is

is feminine and the other is

is feminine and the other is po NE thousand apologist all right Su

po NE thousand apologist all right Su

po NE thousand apologist all right Su yes Mr Blan question three give the

yes Mr Blan question three give the

yes Mr Blan question three give the feminine of the following lion

feminine of the following lion

feminine of the following lion roness lioness roness no l l r r you're

roness lioness roness no l l r r you're

roness lioness roness no l l r r you're not saying it right very sorry I know

not saying it right very sorry I know

not saying it right very sorry I know try saying roness lioness

try saying roness lioness

try saying roness lioness good well in future every time you see

good well in future every time you see

good well in future every time you see an AR pretend it's an AR right Anna yeah

an AR pretend it's an AR right Anna yeah

an AR pretend it's an AR right Anna yeah feminine of duke duke s

feminine of duke duke s

feminine of duke duke s Duchess Jamila G now be careful the

Duchess Jamila G now be careful the

Duchess Jamila G now be careful the feminine of

feminine of

feminine of monkey monkey S no no no the feminine of

monkey monkey S no no no the feminine of

monkey monkey S no no no the feminine of monkey is monkey there is no difference

monkey is monkey there is no difference

monkey is monkey there is no difference between masculine and feminine excuse

between masculine and feminine excuse

between masculine and feminine excuse please you are

please you are

please you are mistaken I seeing them in the zoo and

mistaken I seeing them in the zoo and

mistaken I seeing them in the zoo and there's a very big

there's a very big

there's a very big difference I am referring to the word

difference I am referring to the word

difference I am referring to the word itself not their physical appearance Ali

itself not their physical appearance Ali

itself not their physical appearance Ali yes please question four explain what is

yes please question four explain what is

yes please question four explain what is wrong with the following sentence waiter

wrong with the following sentence waiter

wrong with the following sentence waiter I would like some chops of pork waiter I

I would like some chops of pork waiter I

I would like some chops of pork waiter I would not like some chops of pork no Al

would not like some chops of pork no Al

would not like some chops of pork no Al that's not right yes please it is

that's not right yes please it is

that's not right yes please it is against my religion to be eating

against my religion to be eating

against my religion to be eating pork the word pork is immaterial how do

pork the word pork is immaterial how do

pork the word pork is immaterial how do you feel about lamb oh blame you I like

you feel about lamb oh blame you I like

you feel about lamb oh blame you I like lamb very much right never suppose at

lamb very much right never suppose at

lamb very much right never suppose at the question read waiter I would like

the question read waiter I would like

the question read waiter I would like some chops of lamb what is wrong with

some chops of lamb what is wrong with

some chops of lamb what is wrong with that I should be asking for minty

that I should be asking for minty

that I should be asking for minty sauce should be asking for lamb chops

sauce should be asking for lamb chops

sauce should be asking for lamb chops not chops of lamb jelly good ma question

not chops of lamb jelly good ma question

not chops of lamb jelly good ma question five quite a hard one this construct a

five quite a hard one this construct a

five quite a hard one this construct a sentence using the word indisposition

sure every Saturday I play football and

sure every Saturday I play football and

sure every Saturday I play football and I am being the goalie keeper because I

I am being the goalie keeper because I

I am being the goalie keeper because I like playing in this

position silence look this is no

position silence look this is no

position silence look this is no laughing matter if your pres standard is

laughing matter if your pres standard is

laughing matter if your pres standard is anything to go by you have a chance of

anything to go by you have a chance of

anything to go by you have a chance of passing your exams now I suggest you all

passing your exams now I suggest you all

passing your exams now I suggest you all take an early tea break study those

take an early tea break study those

take an early tea break study those questions and let's hope that you show

questions and let's hope that you show

questions and let's hope that you show some signs of intelligence otherwise we

some signs of intelligence otherwise we

some signs of intelligence otherwise we might as well stop wasting each other's

time

hey

Max the professori isn't mad at us sure

Max the professori isn't mad at us sure

Max the professori isn't mad at us sure we must do good with these questions

we must do good with these questions

we must do good with these questions yeah we got to get every question right

yeah we got to get every question right

yeah we got to get every question right how we do that I've got an

how we do that I've got an

how we do that I've got an idea professori is got the answers right

idea professori is got the answers right

idea professori is got the answers right so so we get them from him he's not

so so we get them from him he's not

so so we get them from him he's not going to give them to us he don't have

going to give them to us he don't have

going to give them to us he don't have to we stealer

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them there you are Deary thank you Tempi

them there you are Deary thank you Tempi

them there you are Deary thank you Tempi thank you who's next me please oh tea or

thank you who's next me please oh tea or

thank you who's next me please oh tea or coffee hot water

coffee hot water

coffee hot water hot water yes please I bring my own tea

hot water yes please I bring my own tea

hot water yes please I bring my own tea bag you can't do that but I'm already

bag you can't do that but I'm already

bag you can't do that but I'm already doing it I'm starting economy ride that

doing it I'm starting economy ride that

doing it I'm starting economy ride that but that tea bag's already been used

but that tea bag's already been used

but that tea bag's already been used most definitely I'm making three cups of

most definitely I'm making three cups of

most definitely I'm making three cups of tea out of one tea baggie well I'm sorry

tea out of one tea baggie well I'm sorry

tea out of one tea baggie well I'm sorry you can't make your own tea oh blim me

you can't make your own tea oh blim me

you can't make your own tea oh blim me then I'm not having any at all next who

then I'm not having any at all next who

then I'm not having any at all next who next when a notes my little flower

next when a notes my little flower

next when a notes my little flower how beautiful you look tonight just like

how beautiful you look tonight just like

how beautiful you look tonight just like a

a

a madon are you talking to me see no no

madon are you talking to me see no no

madon are you talking to me see no no what no whatever it is you're after it's

what no whatever it is you're after it's

what no whatever it is you're after it's nothing well maybe just one little thing

nothing well maybe just one little thing

nothing well maybe just one little thing uh you see uh I am uh I am a little tall

uh you see uh I am uh I am a little tall

uh you see uh I am uh I am a little tall with the

with the

with the money I pay for the coffee tomorrow no

money I pay for the coffee tomorrow no

money I pay for the coffee tomorrow no no no money no coffee coffee ah ah rji

no no money no coffee coffee ah ah rji

no no money no coffee coffee ah ah rji you are my friend M Amigo you lend me 10

you are my friend M Amigo you lend me 10

you are my friend M Amigo you lend me 10 P I'm only having 10 p

s thank you you are taking my last 10p

s thank you you are taking my last 10p

s thank you you are taking my last 10p you my very good

you my very good

you my very good friend coffee please Tempe I'm not

friend coffee please Tempe I'm not

friend coffee please Tempe I'm not having any money you're not having any

coffee can you be lending me 10

coffee can you be lending me 10

coffee can you be lending me 10 P yes okay thousand thank you but I'm

P yes okay thousand thank you but I'm

P yes okay thousand thank you but I'm making one condition what is that I want

making one condition what is that I want

making one condition what is that I want to hear you say all Muslims are nice

to hear you say all Muslims are nice

to hear you say all Muslims are nice kind and most wonderful

kind and most wonderful

kind and most wonderful persons if I am saying that you'll be

persons if I am saying that you'll be

persons if I am saying that you'll be lending me 10p if you are saying that I

lending me 10p if you are saying that I

lending me 10p if you are saying that I will be giving you

will be giving you

will be giving you 10p very well all Muslims are nice kind

10p very well all Muslims are nice kind

10p very well all Muslims are nice kind and wonderful persons jell

and wonderful persons jell

and wonderful persons jell good there's only one thing what please

good there's only one thing what please

good there's only one thing what please all six are very big

all six are very big

all six are very big [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] Liars now listen everybody because this

Liars now listen everybody because this

Liars now listen everybody because this is very important what's the matter he's

is very important what's the matter he's

is very important what's the matter he's about the test we have yeah we got to do

about the test we have yeah we got to do

about the test we have yeah we got to do good

good

good otherwise we're all in the minr in the

otherwise we're all in the minr in the

otherwise we're all in the minr in the sh that's right now we have a plan what

sh that's right now we have a plan what

sh that's right now we have a plan what plan we pinch the answers that is

plan we pinch the answers that is

plan we pinch the answers that is cheating that's right I do not cheat

cheating that's right I do not cheat

cheating that's right I do not cheat perhaps the exam is not too bad maybe we

perhaps the exam is not too bad maybe we

perhaps the exam is not too bad maybe we can answer the question okay

can answer the question okay

can answer the question okay yeah it's not too difficult let's have a

yeah it's not too difficult let's have a

yeah it's not too difficult let's have a look question one construct sentences

look question one construct sentences

look question one construct sentences using the following types of Clauses a

using the following types of Clauses a

using the following types of Clauses a varial Clause of time non Clause as

varial Clause of time non Clause as

varial Clause of time non Clause as object or preposition and Main Clause

object or preposition and Main Clause

object or preposition and Main Clause coordinate with

coordinate with

coordinate with first

first

first well Anna haly steals the

well Anna haly steals the

well Anna haly steals the answers Mr Brown your students have been

answers Mr Brown your students have been

answers Mr Brown your students have been at it again what not more graffiti no

at it again what not more graffiti no

at it again what not more graffiti no not this time read this young verile

not this time read this young verile

not this time read this young verile male student wishes to meet nice lady

male student wishes to meet nice lady

male student wishes to meet nice lady from cookery class for evenings of

from cookery class for evenings of

from cookery class for evenings of mutual pleasure reply maximilan Pap

mutual pleasure reply maximilan Pap

mutual pleasure reply maximilan Pap andreos kindly informed Mr Pap andreos

andreos kindly informed Mr Pap andreos

andreos kindly informed Mr Pap andreos that the notice board is for official

that the notice board is for official

that the notice board is for official notices and not for procuring young

notices and not for procuring young

notices and not for procuring young women right I'm sure his intentions were

women right I'm sure his intentions were

women right I'm sure his intentions were quite innocent evenings of mutual

quite innocent evenings of mutual

quite innocent evenings of mutual pleasure yeah s probably only wanted how

pleasure yeah s probably only wanted how

pleasure yeah s probably only wanted how to whip up an omelette well tell him to

to whip up an omelette well tell him to

to whip up an omelette well tell him to whip up his own

whip up his own

whip up his own omelets right I'll have a word with him

omelets right I'll have a word with him

omelets right I'll have a word with him see that you do your Cofe Miss Courtney

see that you do your Cofe Miss Courtney

see that you do your Cofe Miss Courtney thank you glad oh by the way Mr Brown

thank you glad oh by the way Mr Brown

thank you glad oh by the way Mr Brown how is the mock examination coming along

how is the mock examination coming along

how is the mock examination coming along oh we haven't started it yet we're going

oh we haven't started it yet we're going

oh we haven't started it yet we're going to get cracking just as soon as we

to get cracking just as soon as we

to get cracking just as soon as we finished our tea break well I do hope

finished our tea break well I do hope

finished our tea break well I do hope that the results will be good otherwise

that the results will be good otherwise

that the results will be good otherwise I shall have to think about axing the

I shall have to think about axing the

I shall have to think about axing the course aing of course you wouldn't do

course aing of course you wouldn't do

course aing of course you wouldn't do that surely I mean certainly would it

that surely I mean certainly would it

that surely I mean certainly would it would be a complete waste of time for

would be a complete waste of time for

would be a complete waste of time for them to carry on and sit for an

them to carry on and sit for an

them to carry on and sit for an examination they have no hope of passing

examination they have no hope of passing

examination they have no hope of passing thank you

daddis well that's it I've had it well I

daddis well that's it I've had it well I

daddis well that's it I've had it well I didn't think your class was as bad as

didn't think your class was as bad as

didn't think your class was as bad as that oh they are at the moment oh I'm

that oh they are at the moment oh I'm

that oh they are at the moment oh I'm sure that when the time comes they'll

sure that when the time comes they'll

sure that when the time comes they'll pull through with frying colors but

pull through with frying colors but

pull through with frying colors but right at the moment the only thing they

right at the moment the only thing they

right at the moment the only thing they like to get right on the test paper is

like to get right on the test paper is

like to get right on the test paper is their names and even that's doubtful

their names and even that's doubtful

their names and even that's doubtful well you'll have to help them with the

well you'll have to help them with the

well you'll have to help them with the answers oh give them the answers yeah

answers oh give them the answers yeah

answers oh give them the answers yeah not exactly give them to them just leave

not exactly give them to them just leave

not exactly give them to them just leave them lying around where they can see

them lying around where they can see

them lying around where they can see them that is cheating no not exactly

them that is cheating no not exactly

them that is cheating no not exactly it's not as though it's a real exam I

it's not as though it's a real exam I

it's not as though it's a real exam I mean you said yourself they come out

mean you said yourself they come out

mean you said yourself they come out with flying

with flying

with flying colors ah it's a Pity if the course has

colors ah it's a Pity if the course has

colors ah it's a Pity if the course has to be cancell all because of failing a

to be cancell all because of failing a

to be cancell all because of failing a mock

mock

mock exam but you know

best

best

best that's much too

obvious how we still at the

obvious how we still at the

obvious how we still at the answers I know first we hit him on head

answers I know first we hit him on head

answers I know first we hit him on head that's no good we make too much mess

that's no good we make too much mess

that's no good we make too much mess we've got to get him out of the class

we've got to get him out of the class

we've got to get him out of the class how we do that I don't know hey let's

how we do that I don't know hey let's

how we do that I don't know hey let's all

all

all think studying

think studying

think studying hard profor you're here

hard profor you're here

hard profor you're here yes sit

yes sit

yes sit down have a cup of tea have two cups of

down have a cup of tea have two cups of

down have a cup of tea have two cups of tea we be back max yeah well just a

tea we be back max yeah well just a

tea we be back max yeah well just a minute Max I want to word with you yeah

minute Max I want to word with you yeah

minute Max I want to word with you yeah I believe that this uh this notice is

I believe that this uh this notice is

I believe that this uh this notice is yours sure yeah well I'm afraid that

yours sure yeah well I'm afraid that

yours sure yeah well I'm afraid that Miss Courtney will not allow you to have

Miss Courtney will not allow you to have

Miss Courtney will not allow you to have that on the notice board okay as a point

that on the notice board okay as a point

that on the notice board okay as a point of Interest did anybody from the cookery

of Interest did anybody from the cookery

of Interest did anybody from the cookery class respond sure she was beautiful we

class respond sure she was beautiful we

class respond sure she was beautiful we had a fantastic time never before I had

had a fantastic time never before I had

had a fantastic time never before I had such a time really H what does she cook

such a time really H what does she cook

such a time really H what does she cook for you cook we had a

takeaway where are you going we got to

takeaway where are you going we got to

takeaway where are you going we got to spend two P well the phrase is spend a

spend two P well the phrase is spend a

spend two P well the phrase is spend a penny sure I spend a penny he spend a

penny sure I spend a penny he spend a

penny sure I spend a penny he spend a penny won't uh go near the classroom I

penny won't uh go near the classroom I

penny won't uh go near the classroom I hope no professor and you see I just uh

hope no professor and you see I just uh

hope no professor and you see I just uh left the answers on my desk and I

left the answers on my desk and I

left the answers on my desk and I wouldn't want you to be uh looking at

wouldn't want you to be uh looking at

wouldn't want you to be uh looking at them and copying them

them and copying them

them and copying them down would we do that

down would we do that

down would we do that Max no

a that would be cheating Mr Brown

a that would be cheating Mr Brown

a that would be cheating Mr Brown wouldn't

wouldn't

wouldn't it hurry up yeah near finish all

it hurry up yeah near finish all

it hurry up yeah near finish all right you're looking

to is Mr Brown in the classroom no Mr

to is Mr Brown in the classroom no Mr

to is Mr Brown in the classroom no Mr Brown is in the te down the corridor and

Brown is in the te down the corridor and

Brown is in the te down the corridor and on your left I am familiar with the

on your left I am familiar with the

on your left I am familiar with the geography of this building

geography of this building

geography of this building sure would you mind moving what for I

sure would you mind moving what for I

sure would you mind moving what for I wish to enter the classroom but Mr Brown

wish to enter the classroom but Mr Brown

wish to enter the classroom but Mr Brown is in the te- room so you have already

is in the te- room so you have already

is in the te- room so you have already told me but I wish to wait for him in

told me but I wish to wait for him in

told me but I wish to wait for him in the

the

the classroom H okay Miss Courtney you want

classroom H okay Miss Courtney you want

classroom H okay Miss Courtney you want to go into the classroom Miss Courtney I

to go into the classroom Miss Courtney I

to go into the classroom Miss Courtney I will open the door for you miss Courtney

will open the door for you miss Courtney

will open the door for you miss Courtney I am not

de oh Mr Capello all ready for taking

de oh Mr Capello all ready for taking

de oh Mr Capello all ready for taking your exam sure already good ah M

your exam sure already good ah M

your exam sure already good ah M Courtney did you want me no I just

Courtney did you want me no I just

Courtney did you want me no I just thought that I would supervise the class

thought that I would supervise the class

thought that I would supervise the class during their mock examination yes well

during their mock examination yes well

during their mock examination yes well there's no need to do that I'm quite

there's no need to do that I'm quite

there's no need to do that I'm quite capable of doing it myself Mr Brown when

capable of doing it myself Mr Brown when

capable of doing it myself Mr Brown when the students take their real exam you

the students take their real exam you

the students take their real exam you will not be allowed to stay in the

will not be allowed to stay in the

will not be allowed to stay in the classroom never mind supervise it's a

classroom never mind supervise it's a

classroom never mind supervise it's a precaution against any attempt to cheat

precaution against any attempt to cheat

precaution against any attempt to cheat cheat yes it has been known in the past

cheat yes it has been known in the past

cheat yes it has been known in the past for an over enthusiastic teacher to

for an over enthusiastic teacher to

for an over enthusiastic teacher to provide his students with the answers

provide his students with the answers

provide his students with the answers really how

really how

really how contemptible Now ladies and gentlemen

contemptible Now ladies and gentlemen

contemptible Now ladies and gentlemen you have exactly 1 hour to complete this

you have exactly 1 hour to complete this

you have exactly 1 hour to complete this paper starting from now excuse me please

paper starting from now excuse me please

paper starting from now excuse me please miss yes can I spend the penny please

miss yes can I spend the penny please

miss yes can I spend the penny please all right but hurry you don't need to

all right but hurry you don't need to

all right but hurry you don't need to take your exercise book with you do just

take your exercise book with you do just

take your exercise book with you do just maybe I think of an answer so I write it

down but come along Mr Nadim yes please

down but come along Mr Nadim yes please

down but come along Mr Nadim yes please where do you go along

where do you go along

where do you go along to we are not going along to anywhere I

to we are not going along to anywhere I

to we are not going along to anywhere I just want you to get started on the

just want you to get started on the

just want you to get started on the answers I'll do my

answers I'll do my

answers I'll do my best excuse me please

best excuse me please

best excuse me please yes toilet please very well but don't

belong ah here are the answers I put

belong ah here are the answers I put

belong ah here are the answers I put them in my book already good I put them

them in my book already good I put them

them in my book already good I put them in my book hey I got tell Al one girl

in my book hey I got tell Al one girl

in my book hey I got tell Al one girl okay

okay

okay hey we pretty smart face sure we have no

hey we pretty smart face sure we have no

hey we pretty smart face sure we have no trouble with this

trouble with this

trouble with this [Music]

exam I'll be very

quick would you like to go to the toilet

quick would you like to go to the toilet

quick would you like to go to the toilet Mr

Mr

Mr Brown no no not at all everyone else has

Brown no no not at all everyone else has

Brown no no not at all everyone else has been

been

been H well it's probably the cold

H well it's probably the cold

H well it's probably the cold weather we have another five minutes

weather we have another five minutes

weather we have another five minutes Miss smid I am finished oh good then

Miss smid I am finished oh good then

Miss smid I am finished oh good then I'll take a

I'll take a

I'll take a book has anyone else

book has anyone else

book has anyone else finished now collect up your books and

finished now collect up your books and

finished now collect up your books and I'll take them thank you thank you thank

I'll take them thank you thank you thank

I'll take them thank you thank you thank you very

you very

you very much thank

much thank

much thank you I shall take these home with me

you I shall take these home with me

you I shall take these home with me tonight and mark them personally I do

tonight and mark them personally I do

tonight and mark them personally I do hope they've done reasonably well so do

hope they've done reasonably well so do

hope they've done reasonably well so do I otherwise it's the a oh blimy you're

I otherwise it's the a oh blimy you're

I otherwise it's the a oh blimy you're chopping his head

chopping his head

chopping his head off only

off only

off only metaphorically oh you have about two

metaphorically oh you have about two

metaphorically oh you have about two minutes Miss Chun not necessarily

minutes Miss Chun not necessarily

minutes Miss Chun not necessarily finished thank

finished thank

finished thank you now good night

you now good night

you now good night everybody I shall see you all

everybody I shall see you all

everybody I shall see you all tomorrow oh just a minute Miss Courtney

tomorrow oh just a minute Miss Courtney

tomorrow oh just a minute Miss Courtney won't you need the answers I sh need

won't you need the answers I sh need

won't you need the answers I sh need them Mr BR however I might as well take

them Mr BR however I might as well take

them Mr BR however I might as well take them it might speed up the

them it might speed up the

them it might speed up the marking

marking

marking who there something the matter these are

who there something the matter these are

who there something the matter these are the wrong

answers oh these aren't the answers to

answers oh these aren't the answers to

answers oh these aren't the answers to last year's paper there the previous

last year's paper there the previous

last year's paper there the previous years I must have picked them up by

years I must have picked them up by

years I must have picked them up by mistake oh I suppose last year's answers

mistake oh I suppose last year's answers

mistake oh I suppose last year's answers must still be in my filing

cabinet are you feeling all right Mr

cabinet are you feeling all right Mr

cabinet are you feeling all right Mr Brian you look a little peaky no no I'm

Brian you look a little peaky no no I'm

Brian you look a little peaky no no I'm fine never felt

better

Mr

Brown good evening Mr

courney Mr

courney Mr

courney Mr Brown I marked your students examination

Brown I marked your students examination

Brown I marked your students examination papers last night yes well unbelievable

papers last night yes well unbelievable

papers last night yes well unbelievable I can't explain everybody answered every

I can't explain everybody answered every

I can't explain everybody answered every question correctly you see what

question correctly you see what

question correctly you see what happened everybody answered every

happened everybody answered every

happened everybody answered every question correctly good Lord I told you

question correctly good Lord I told you

question correctly good Lord I told you it was unbelievable was positively

it was unbelievable was positively

it was unbelievable was positively miraculous see for yourself but these

miraculous see for yourself but these

miraculous see for yourself but these are the answers you gave me last night

are the answers you gave me last night

are the answers you gave me last night that's correct but you said they were

that's correct but you said they were

that's correct but you said they were the previous year's answers yes but I

the previous year's answers yes but I

the previous year's answers yes but I discovered last night that I had also

discovered last night that I had also

discovered last night that I had also given you the previous year's

given you the previous year's

given you the previous year's questions congratulations Mr Brown your

questions congratulations Mr Brown your

questions congratulations Mr Brown your students are a credit to

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right is me

right is me

right is me next come come

sh Miss Italy Italy now you watch me

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huh

huh [Applause]

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[Applause] We Are the Champions are

the good evening what's going on here uh

the good evening what's going on here uh

the good evening what's going on here uh we are playing the English game of

we are playing the English game of

we are playing the English game of shoveling the hpy Italy against GRE see

shoveling the hpy Italy against GRE see

shoveling the hpy Italy against GRE see me

me

me arbitro chicken chicken see when a

arbitro chicken chicken see when a

arbitro chicken chicken see when a player is sop as

player is sop as

player is sop as sign

sign

sign chicken it's a foul wow

chicken it's a foul wow

chicken it's a foul wow Chen it's not quite the same who's

Chen it's not quite the same who's

Chen it's not quite the same who's winning Italy oh good only just what's

winning Italy oh good only just what's

winning Italy oh good only just what's the score six and yeah very close what's

the score six and yeah very close what's

the score six and yeah very close what's that oh it's

that oh it's

that oh it's um it's it's a water sure it's a water

um it's it's a water sure it's a water

um it's it's a water sure it's a water water that's wine

water that's wine

water that's wine wine Santa Maria another

wine Santa Maria another

wine Santa Maria another mirac I don't want to see that in this F

mirac I don't want to see that in this F

mirac I don't want to see that in this F again right now back to your places

again right now back to your places

again right now back to your places everybody straighten up this table

everybody straighten up this table

everybody straighten up this table please thank you right uh rather than uh

please thank you right uh rather than uh

please thank you right uh rather than uh go straight on to a lesson I thought it

go straight on to a lesson I thought it

go straight on to a lesson I thought it might be a good idea if we all talked

might be a good idea if we all talked

might be a good idea if we all talked about what we did at the weekend right

about what we did at the weekend right

about what we did at the weekend right hope you all a chance to brush up on

hope you all a chance to brush up on

hope you all a chance to brush up on your English conversation right now who

your English conversation right now who

your English conversation right now who should we start with Danielle how did

should we start with Danielle how did

should we start with Danielle how did you spend your weekend I went to

you spend your weekend I went to

you spend your weekend I went to Brighton with my new boyfriend oh very

Brighton with my new boyfriend oh very

Brighton with my new boyfriend oh very nice and he was very naughty yes so

nice and he was very naughty yes so

nice and he was very naughty yes so people usually are in bright no he was

people usually are in bright no he was

people usually are in bright no he was naughty on the

naughty on the

naughty on the motorway

motorway

motorway quiet pleas the police were not very

quiet pleas the police were not very

quiet pleas the police were not very happy I'm sure they weren't they made

happy I'm sure they weren't they made

happy I'm sure they weren't they made him stop a car you mean he was driving

him stop a car you mean he was driving

him stop a car you mean he was driving at the time of course how else would he

at the time of course how else would he

at the time of course how else would he be doing 300 miles an

be doing 300 miles an

be doing 300 miles an hour you mean he was speeding yes what

hour you mean he was speeding yes what

hour you mean he was speeding yes what did you think he was

did you think he was

did you think he was doing how about you Anna did you uh

doing how about you Anna did you uh

doing how about you Anna did you uh spend the weekend with your boyfriend N

spend the weekend with your boyfriend N

spend the weekend with your boyfriend N I have no boyfriend oh that's a Pity

I have no boyfriend oh that's a Pity

I have no boyfriend oh that's a Pity everyone should have a boyfriend I have

everyone should have a boyfriend I have

everyone should have a boyfriend I have no

no

no boyfriend I was referring ref ing to the

boyfriend I was referring ref ing to the

boyfriend I was referring ref ing to the girls apologies I've once had a bed

girls apologies I've once had a bed

girls apologies I've once had a bed experience Mr boy a bed experience yeah

experience Mr boy a bed experience yeah

experience Mr boy a bed experience yeah what you mean it tried to get you into

what you mean it tried to get you into

what you mean it tried to get you into bed nine not bed sleep bed opposite from

bed nine not bed sleep bed opposite from

bed nine not bed sleep bed opposite from good oh bad yeah bed yes what happened I

good oh bad yeah bed yes what happened I

good oh bad yeah bed yes what happened I cannot tell you it was too awful a

cannot tell you it was too awful a

cannot tell you it was too awful a Japanese philosopher say confession very

Japanese philosopher say confession very

Japanese philosopher say confession very good for so yeah tell us what happened

good for so yeah tell us what happened

good for so yeah tell us what happened well you don't have to if you don't want

well you don't have to if you don't want

well you don't have to if you don't want to maybe it is better I get it off my

breast chest yeah it was Dreadful I

breast chest yeah it was Dreadful I

breast chest yeah it was Dreadful I still blush when I'm sinking of it yes

still blush when I'm sinking of it yes

still blush when I'm sinking of it yes well perhaps you better not tell us then

well perhaps you better not tell us then

well perhaps you better not tell us then she must most definitely I am all your

she must most definitely I am all your

she must most definitely I am all your H it was about 5 years ago and I was

H it was about 5 years ago and I was

H it was about 5 years ago and I was going out with this boy courau I was

going out with this boy courau I was

going out with this boy courau I was young and innocent one night we have

young and innocent one night we have

young and innocent one night we have been to the Beer Garden and we have been

been to the Beer Garden and we have been

been to the Beer Garden and we have been drinking a lot of schnaps afterwards I'm

drinking a lot of schnaps afterwards I'm

drinking a lot of schnaps afterwards I'm inviting him to m a apartment for coffee

inviting him to m a apartment for coffee

inviting him to m a apartment for coffee H

H

H La Japanese philosopher also say men

La Japanese philosopher also say men

La Japanese philosopher also say men goes to lady's apartment for drink uh

goes to lady's apartment for drink uh

goes to lady's apartment for drink uh usually UND out having

usually UND out having

usually UND out having neble well I think we leave your

neble well I think we leave your

neble well I think we leave your Japanese philosopher out of it if you

Japanese philosopher out of it if you

Japanese philosopher out of it if you don't mind Terror go on Anna well we set

don't mind Terror go on Anna well we set

don't mind Terror go on Anna well we set together on the bed when he was stroking

together on the bed when he was stroking

together on the bed when he was stroking mine

end

end

end which this

which this

which this oh

oh

oh you're oh dear I am thinking I am too

you're oh dear I am thinking I am too

you're oh dear I am thinking I am too young to be hearing

young to be hearing

young to be hearing anymore you can leave the room if you

anymore you can leave the room if you

anymore you can leave the room if you wish R oh no I say it is good to be

wish R oh no I say it is good to be

wish R oh no I say it is good to be knowing the ways of the world what

knowing the ways of the world what

knowing the ways of the world what happened next Anna Court was kissing me

happened next Anna Court was kissing me

happened next Anna Court was kissing me on my neck

on my neck

on my neck suck then he was kissing me on my

suck then he was kissing me on my

suck then he was kissing me on my shoulder then he was kissing me all over

shoulder then he was kissing me all over

shoulder then he was kissing me all over the place go on what I was feeling

the place go on what I was feeling

the place go on what I was feeling feeling all romanti then with all the

feeling all romanti then with all the

feeling all romanti then with all the drink what I had drunk on the warms of

drink what I had drunk on the warms of

drink what I had drunk on the warms of his body by mine's on the bed I did

his body by mine's on the bed I did

his body by mine's on the bed I did something I have always been ashamed of

something I have always been ashamed of

something I have always been ashamed of well what did you do I fell

well what did you do I fell

well what did you do I fell asleep Santa

asleep Santa

asleep Santa Maria then I woke up he was

Maria then I woke up he was

Maria then I woke up he was gone how sad well never mind turn

a how did you spend your weekend uh I go

a how did you spend your weekend uh I go

a how did you spend your weekend uh I go to Paris oh Paris yes ah weekend in

to Paris oh Paris yes ah weekend in

to Paris oh Paris yes ah weekend in France eh no no not France in London

France eh no no not France in London

France eh no no not France in London Taro yes Tacho Paris is in France not

Taro yes Tacho Paris is in France not

Taro yes Tacho Paris is in France not Buckingham

Buckingham

Buckingham Paris Buckingham Palace I follow you you

Paris Buckingham Palace I follow you you

Paris Buckingham Palace I follow you you follow me yeah I didn't see you there I

follow me yeah I didn't see you there I

follow me yeah I didn't see you there I mean I understand that you went to

mean I understand that you went to

mean I understand that you went to Buckingham Palace yes there

Buckingham Palace yes there

Buckingham Palace yes there I see loyal frago loyal frago but Royal

I see loyal frago loyal frago but Royal

I see loyal frago loyal frago but Royal flag

aome

aome

aome good uh Jamila G how did you uh spend

good uh Jamila G how did you uh spend

good uh Jamila G how did you uh spend your

your

your weekend weekend yeah what did you get up

weekend weekend yeah what did you get up

weekend weekend yeah what did you get up to what did you

to what did you

to what did you do jig

do jig

do jig jig you went dancing no jig jig film

jig you went dancing no jig jig film

jig you went dancing no jig jig film maice

maice

maice chavale thank heavens for little

chavale thank heavens for little

chavale thank heavens for little girl

girl

girl ah jig

ah jig

ah jig jig Max that's me how did you pass your

jig Max that's me how did you pass your

jig Max that's me how did you pass your weekend um Saturday I go to see the big

weekend um Saturday I go to see the big

weekend um Saturday I go to see the big fight ah a boxing match no no football

fight ah a boxing match no no football

fight ah a boxing match no no football match and Sunday I take my girlfriend to

match and Sunday I take my girlfriend to

match and Sunday I take my girlfriend to see the Tower of London oh very cultural

see the Tower of London oh very cultural

see the Tower of London oh very cultural did you see the beef eaters beef eaters

did you see the beef eaters beef eaters

did you see the beef eaters beef eaters yes no I only see people eating

yes no I only see people eating

yes no I only see people eating sandwiches all right all right very

sandwiches all right all right very

sandwiches all right all right very funny thank you

funny thank you

funny thank you one uh what happened to you at the

one uh what happened to you at the

one uh what happened to you at the weekend for how how did you spend your

weekend for how how did you spend your

weekend for how how did you spend your weekend for

weekend for

weekend for we

we

we ah Saturday I work in sunay I

ah Saturday I work in sunay I

ah Saturday I work in sunay I stay of I

stay of I

stay of I mean

you slept see slep yeah but I thought

you slept see slep yeah but I thought

you slept see slep yeah but I thought you were an

you were an

you were an RC uh Roman Catholic

ahol you said you slept I mean surely

ahol you said you slept I mean surely

ahol you said you slept I mean surely you're supposed to go to church on

you're supposed to go to church on

you're supposed to go to church on Sundays a God he tell us 6 days you work

Sundays a God he tell us 6 days you work

Sundays a God he tell us 6 days you work on the seven day you rest I

on the seven day you rest I

on the seven day you rest I rest you big sinner

rest you big sinner

rest you big sinner no Cena see when you die you not go to

no Cena see when you die you not go to

no Cena see when you die you not go to heaven you go down a

heaven you go down a

heaven you go down a hell okay is friend down hell then up

hell okay is friend down hell then up

hell okay is friend down hell then up Heaven listen 5 minutes down there and

Heaven listen 5 minutes down there and

Heaven listen 5 minutes down there and you'll be just another

you'll be just another

you'll be just another [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Spanish you're all right sit down Gian I

Spanish you're all right sit down Gian I

Spanish you're all right sit down Gian I presume you did go to church see every

presume you did go to church see every

presume you did go to church see every Sunday I go to m you you're a practicing

Sunday I go to m you you're a practicing

Sunday I go to m you you're a practicing Catholic then no practice I'm a

Catholic then no practice I'm a

Catholic then no practice I'm a perfect in Italy when I was a little boy

perfect in Italy when I was a little boy

perfect in Italy when I was a little boy I was going to be a priest really what

I was going to be a priest really what

I was going to be a priest really what made you change your mind you like it

made you change your mind you like it

made you change your mind you like it this one day the priest to give a big

this one day the priest to give a big

this one day the priest to give a big sermon in the church All About Women

sermon in the church All About Women

sermon in the church All About Women girls and the pleasures of the Flesh and

girls and the pleasures of the Flesh and

girls and the pleasures of the Flesh and the more he spoke the more I realized

the more he spoke the more I realized

the more he spoke the more I realized what I would be

missing excuse me Mr Brown do you mind

missing excuse me Mr Brown do you mind

missing excuse me Mr Brown do you mind if I intrude for the moment no not at

if I intrude for the moment no not at

if I intrude for the moment no not at all well the school is holding a draw

all well the school is holding a draw

all well the school is holding a draw next weekend and I'm selling tickets for

next weekend and I'm selling tickets for

next weekend and I'm selling tickets for it excuse me this draw you selling

it excuse me this draw you selling

it excuse me this draw you selling tickets for yes what sort of drawer is

tickets for yes what sort of drawer is

tickets for yes what sort of drawer is it is it from the dressing table or

what it's not that sort of

what it's not that sort of

what it's not that sort of draw it's a raffle thousand apologies

draw it's a raffle thousand apologies

draw it's a raffle thousand apologies now it's in a very good cause the old

now it's in a very good cause the old

now it's in a very good cause the old age pensioners tickets are 10p each

age pensioners tickets are 10p each

age pensioners tickets are 10p each who's going to buy

who's going to buy

who's going to buy some but what about you Mr Sing thank

some but what about you Mr Sing thank

some but what about you Mr Sing thank you very much but I must decline but

you very much but I must decline but

you very much but I must decline but it's for the old age pensioners yes

it's for the old age pensioners yes

it's for the old age pensioners yes but what am I going to be doing with one

but what am I going to be doing with one

but what am I going to be doing with one if I

win the pensioners are not the

win the pensioners are not the

win the pensioners are not the prizes apologies again the first prize

prizes apologies again the first prize

prizes apologies again the first prize is a weekend for two in Paris oh I'll

is a weekend for two in Paris oh I'll

is a weekend for two in Paris oh I'll take one I wouldn't say no to a weekend

take one I wouldn't say no to a weekend

take one I wouldn't say no to a weekend in Paris why not we share the ticket

in Paris why not we share the ticket

in Paris why not we share the ticket together maybe we can share the weekend

together maybe we can share the weekend

together maybe we can share the weekend too that is immoral oh but it's very

too that is immoral oh but it's very

too that is immoral oh but it's very nice I am sure thought that Mr Brown

nice I am sure thought that Mr Brown

nice I am sure thought that Mr Brown wouldn't dream of doing any such thing

wouldn't dream of doing any such thing

wouldn't dream of doing any such thing would you Mr Brown no no of course not I

would you Mr Brown no no of course not I

would you Mr Brown no no of course not I think I'll leave these tickets with you

think I'll leave these tickets with you

think I'll leave these tickets with you do you think you can get rid of two

do you think you can get rid of two

do you think you can get rid of two books well I

books well I

books well I excellent excuse please sry we are R we

excellent excuse please sry we are R we

excellent excuse please sry we are R we are delayed because of the reason of

are delayed because of the reason of

are delayed because of the reason of mist Mist yes please it's a perfectly

mist Mist yes please it's a perfectly

mist Mist yes please it's a perfectly clear night how can you have been

clear night how can you have been

clear night how can you have been delayed by Mist we missed the

delayed by Mist we missed the

delayed by Mist we missed the bus then we had to go to the Dress

bus then we had to go to the Dress

bus then we had to go to the Dress makers for a fitting you're not having a

makers for a fitting you're not having a

makers for a fitting you're not having a dress marriage no not Ari me she's

dress marriage no not Ari me she's

dress marriage no not Ari me she's having a dress made for wedding wedding

having a dress made for wedding wedding

having a dress made for wedding wedding you mean you're getting married suly yes

you mean you're getting married suly yes

you mean you're getting married suly yes next week at legis Le

next week at legis Le

next week at legis Le office kept rather quiet about that oh

office kept rather quiet about that oh

office kept rather quiet about that oh blimy she's being swept of her

blimy she's being swept of her

blimy she's being swept of her foot

foot

foot feet well who's the lucky man do we know

feet well who's the lucky man do we know

feet well who's the lucky man do we know yes please it is

yes please it is

yes please it is [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] me

me

me [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] enter finish with your trailer yes thank

enter finish with your trailer yes thank

enter finish with your trailer yes thank you Gladis well tomorrow's the big day

you Gladis well tomorrow's the big day

you Gladis well tomorrow's the big day then what big day you know the wedding

then what big day you know the wedding

then what big day you know the wedding Ali and Sue oh that yes I had a long

Ali and Sue oh that yes I had a long

Ali and Sue oh that yes I had a long talk with that girl last week about her

talk with that girl last week about her

talk with that girl last week about her future oh that was nice however in spite

future oh that was nice however in spite

future oh that was nice however in spite of all I said she's decided to go

of all I said she's decided to go

of all I said she's decided to go through with it well there's nothing

through with it well there's nothing

through with it well there's nothing wrong in getting married you ought to

wrong in getting married you ought to

wrong in getting married you ought to try

try

try it I am perfectly happy as I am thank

it I am perfectly happy as I am thank

it I am perfectly happy as I am thank you Miss Courtney yes can I be a bit

you Miss Courtney yes can I be a bit

you Miss Courtney yes can I be a bit personal if you

personal if you

personal if you must have you never been with a a

must have you never been with a a

must have you never been with a a man

man

man what do you mean well you know certainly

what do you mean well you know certainly

what do you mean well you know certainly not I prefer a hot water

bottle at least you can hold it against

bottle at least you can hold it against

bottle at least you can hold it against you without it getting

Amorous have you never wanted to get

Amorous have you never wanted to get

Amorous have you never wanted to get married well there was one occasion many

married well there was one occasion many

married well there was one occasion many years ago a boy I was very fond of in

years ago a boy I was very fond of in

years ago a boy I was very fond of in fact we were

fact we were

fact we were inseparable he asked me to elope with

inseparable he asked me to elope with

inseparable he asked me to elope with him oh how romantic and did you

him oh how romantic and did you

him oh how romantic and did you almost we set off one morning for gret

almost we set off one morning for gret

almost we set off one morning for gret and the green but I'm afraid we never

and the green but I'm afraid we never

and the green but I'm afraid we never quite made it how far did you get gold

quite made it how far did you get gold

quite made it how far did you get gold as

as

as green my father caught up with us and

green my father caught up with us and

green my father caught up with us and dragged me back home oh he forbad me to

dragged me back home oh he forbad me to

dragged me back home oh he forbad me to see the boy again said we were far too

see the boy again said we were far too

see the boy again said we were far too young oh what a

young oh what a

young oh what a shame how old were

shame how old were

shame how old were you he was eight and I was

you he was eight and I was

you he was eight and I was six still never mind Deary I know they

six still never mind Deary I know they

six still never mind Deary I know they somewhere someone somewhere waiting for

somewhere someone somewhere waiting for

somewhere someone somewhere waiting for you then you'll have a very long

you then you'll have a very long

you then you'll have a very long wait I have no intention of subjugating

wait I have no intention of subjugating

wait I have no intention of subjugating myself to any member of the male sex oh

myself to any member of the male sex oh

myself to any member of the male sex oh so I take it you think women are equal

so I take it you think women are equal

so I take it you think women are equal to men certainly not women are far

to men certainly not women are far

to men certainly not women are far superior so you won't be at the wedding

superior so you won't be at the wedding

superior so you won't be at the wedding tomorrow no I have better things to do

tomorrow no I have better things to do

tomorrow no I have better things to do with my time than go and watch two

with my time than go and watch two

with my time than go and watch two people embarking on such a foolish

people embarking on such a foolish

people embarking on such a foolish Enterprise oh well I'm going I love

Enterprise oh well I'm going I love

Enterprise oh well I'm going I love weddings and I think they'll make a

weddings and I think they'll make a

weddings and I think they'll make a lovely

help yourself

help yourself

help yourself everybody it's a

everybody it's a

everybody it's a lovely Su for you thank you and Ali for

lovely Su for you thank you and Ali for

lovely Su for you thank you and Ali for you a lovely glass sorry no it is

you a lovely glass sorry no it is

you a lovely glass sorry no it is against my religion to drink it is also

against my religion to drink it is also

against my religion to drink it is also against my

religion another miracle giovan no

religion another miracle giovan no

religion another miracle giovan no professori we drink the health of the

professori we drink the health of the

professori we drink the health of the happy couple you have a glass huh that's

happy couple you have a glass huh that's

happy couple you have a glass huh that's well I suppose it is is a special

well I suppose it is is a special

well I suppose it is is a special occasion heyo ah thank you well what

occasion heyo ah thank you well what

occasion heyo ah thank you well what about a toast then he uh we have no

about a toast then he uh we have no

about a toast then he uh we have no toast only dis no no no no no no I mean

toast only dis no no no no no no I mean

toast only dis no no no no no no I mean a toast for Ali and suie we have no

a toast for Ali and suie we have no

a toast for Ali and suie we have no toast for them

toast for them

toast for them either to Ali and

either to Ali and

either to Ali and sui and may all your troubles be little

sui and may all your troubles be little

sui and may all your troubles be little ones little ones what it's an English

ones little ones what it's an English

ones little ones what it's an English expression it means to hope that you

expression it means to hope that you

expression it means to hope that you have a family a baby oh blim me I'm

have a family a baby oh blim me I'm

have a family a baby oh blim me I'm doing something about it last

doing something about it last

doing something about it last night

night

night yes I'm preparing a little room for

nursery please I am having a very funny

nursery please I am having a very funny

nursery please I am having a very funny thought he is Pakistani she is Chinese

thought he is Pakistani she is Chinese

thought he is Pakistani she is Chinese if they have a baby it'll be

if they have a baby it'll be

if they have a baby it'll be pakines how dare you I should be

pakines how dare you I should be

pakines how dare you I should be teaching you not to be insulting you

teaching you not to be insulting you

teaching you not to be insulting you ignorant son of a bearded come on you

ignorant son of a bearded come on you

ignorant son of a bearded come on you are of offing of a c c all right that'll

are of offing of a c c all right that'll

are of offing of a c c all right that'll do come on let's not forget why we're

do come on let's not forget why we're

do come on let's not forget why we're here you still have a lot to learn now

here you still have a lot to learn now

here you still have a lot to learn now back to your places everyone and put

back to your places everyone and put

back to your places everyone and put those glasses away

those glasses away

those glasses away right now this evening I thought we'd

right now this evening I thought we'd

right now this evening I thought we'd try and have a a group discussion all

try and have a a group discussion all

try and have a a group discussion all right yes we'll uh pick a subject and

right yes we'll uh pick a subject and

right yes we'll uh pick a subject and then uh we'll all discuss it thoroughly

then uh we'll all discuss it thoroughly

then uh we'll all discuss it thoroughly now what would you like to discuss

now what would you like to discuss

now what would you like to discuss girls I don't think so Giovani anybody

girls I don't think so Giovani anybody

girls I don't think so Giovani anybody any other

any other

any other suggestions sport sport yes good idea

suggestions sport sport yes good idea

suggestions sport sport yes good idea that's a good subject Max right sport

that's a good subject Max right sport

that's a good subject Max right sport now although um most sports are

now although um most sports are

now although um most sports are international there are of course

international there are of course

international there are of course various activities which are peculiar to

various activities which are peculiar to

various activities which are peculiar to individual countries for example the

individual countries for example the

individual countries for example the national sport of France is um football

national sport of France is um football

national sport of France is um football good well done Danielle and the national

good well done Danielle and the national

good well done Danielle and the national sport of Italy

sport of Italy

sport of Italy girls that's not a sport maybe not but

girls that's not a sport maybe not but

girls that's not a sport maybe not but it's more popular than

it's more popular than

it's more popular than football trully what is the national

football trully what is the national

football trully what is the national sport of China China excellent at

sport of China China excellent at

sport of China China excellent at everything especially table tennis and

everything especially table tennis and

everything especially table tennis and Athletics Japan much more

Athletics Japan much more

Athletics Japan much more athletic champions of kti Chinese kung

athletic champions of kti Chinese kung

athletic champions of kti Chinese kung fu much Superior to Japanese kante not

fu much Superior to Japanese kante not

fu much Superior to Japanese kante not so I'm a Black belto Kung Fu much

inal all right go come on we don't any

inal all right go come on we don't any

inal all right go come on we don't any more Oriental pups sit

more Oriental pups sit

more Oriental pups sit down right who can tell me what the

down right who can tell me what the

down right who can tell me what the national sport of England is yes Jamila

national sport of England is yes Jamila

national sport of England is yes Jamila Bing

Bing

Bing bowling I'm balling green balling oh

bowling I'm balling green balling oh

bowling I'm balling green balling oh Bows Oh well yes that's not exactly the

Bows Oh well yes that's not exactly the

Bows Oh well yes that's not exactly the national sport no that honor goes to

national sport no that honor goes to

national sport no that honor goes to Cricket

Cricket

Cricket please I not understand Cricket well

please I not understand Cricket well

please I not understand Cricket well it's h quite straightforward there are

it's h quite straightforward there are

it's h quite straightforward there are two teams of 11 men each and one side

two teams of 11 men each and one side

two teams of 11 men each and one side goes in and the other side have to try

goes in and the other side have to try

goes in and the other side have to try and get them out I didn't know you could

and get them out I didn't know you could

and get them out I didn't know you could play it in the

play it in the

play it in the doors he not played indoors yeah but how

doors he not played indoors yeah but how

doors he not played indoors yeah but how can somebody be H when he's already h

can somebody be H when he's already h

can somebody be H when he's already h I'll try to explain you see the team

I'll try to explain you see the team

I'll try to explain you see the team that is bowling is on the field and the

that is bowling is on the field and the

that is bowling is on the field and the team that is batting is in the Pavilion

team that is batting is in the Pavilion

team that is batting is in the Pavilion now the first two men batsmen come out

now the first two men batsmen come out

now the first two men batsmen come out to go in and then uh the first one of

to go in and then uh the first one of

to go in and then uh the first one of those to be out goes back in and then

those to be out goes back in and then

those to be out goes back in and then another batsman comes out to

another batsman comes out to

another batsman comes out to go is that clear so far oh sure when

go is that clear so far oh sure when

go is that clear so far oh sure when he's in he's not really in he's

he's in he's not really in he's

he's in he's not really in he's out and when he's out he's not really

out and when he's out he's not really

out and when he's out he's not really out he's in that's

out he's in that's

out he's in that's right it's crazy

right it's crazy

right it's crazy Mr Brown Mr Brown you're wanted straight

Mr Brown Mr Brown you're wanted straight

Mr Brown Mr Brown you're wanted straight away it's Miss Courtney and she said

away it's Miss Courtney and she said

away it's Miss Courtney and she said it's very important oh thank you glce I

it's very important oh thank you glce I

it's very important oh thank you glce I shall be a moment um Giovani would you

shall be a moment um Giovani would you

shall be a moment um Giovani would you take charge of the class while I'm away

take charge of the class while I'm away

take charge of the class while I'm away sure good and pick a

subject okay now we talk about the

girls

girls

girls enter you sent for me Miss Courtney yes

enter you sent for me Miss Courtney yes

enter you sent for me Miss Courtney yes oh this is the teacher Mr

Brown I am hearing much about

Brown I am hearing much about

Brown I am hearing much about you I hope it's all good this young lady

you I hope it's all good this young lady

you I hope it's all good this young lady has called to see Mr Nadine oh Ali

has called to see Mr Nadine oh Ali

has called to see Mr Nadine oh Ali you're a friend of his then more than a

you're a friend of his then more than a

you're a friend of his then more than a friend you're not his sister are you no

friend you're not his sister are you no

friend you're not his sister are you no I am his

wife tonight after class we take you in

wife tonight after class we take you in

wife tonight after class we take you in at the P huh yes and we're having a big

at the P huh yes and we're having a big

at the P huh yes and we're having a big fish see big Festa plenty drink it is

fish see big Festa plenty drink it is

fish see big Festa plenty drink it is last night of fom thank you please but

last night of fom thank you please but

last night of fom thank you please but it is not necessary I do not drink don't

it is not necessary I do not drink don't

it is not necessary I do not drink don't be

be

be selfish the tradition the night before

selfish the tradition the night before

selfish the tradition the night before the wedding for the brid Grom to be

the wedding for the brid Grom to be

the wedding for the brid Grom to be slashed I see you all men are male shist

slashed I see you all men are male shist

slashed I see you all men are male shist Pig why you not invite us to the pub

Pig why you not invite us to the pub

Pig why you not invite us to the pub what and SP

what and SP

what and SP evening you make your own

evening you make your own

evening you make your own Festa we go to pubg all ladies no please

Festa we go to pubg all ladies no please

Festa we go to pubg all ladies no please Jamil is right we have our own

Jamil is right we have our own

Jamil is right we have our own celebrations that's right Alie yes

celebrations that's right Alie yes

celebrations that's right Alie yes please can I see you please you are

please can I see you please you are

please can I see you please you are seeing me

seeing me

seeing me now I mean I want to see you in private

now I mean I want to see you in private

now I mean I want to see you in private in Miss Courtney's office it's rather

in Miss Courtney's office it's rather

in Miss Courtney's office it's rather important

important

important okay oh excuse me I will be back very

okay oh excuse me I will be back very

okay oh excuse me I will be back very soon my

beloved

I wonder what was so important for Mr

I wonder what was so important for Mr

I wonder what was so important for Mr Brown to be telling Ali and maybe he's

Brown to be telling Ali and maybe he's

Brown to be telling Ali and maybe he's going to tell him The Facts of

going to tell him The Facts of

going to tell him The Facts of Life sit down Al thank you where's um

Life sit down Al thank you where's um

Life sit down Al thank you where's um I've sent her to the t- room oh good

I've sent her to the t- room oh good

I've sent her to the t- room oh good well I think it might be a good idea if

well I think it might be a good idea if

well I think it might be a good idea if Al and I were left alone I I presume you

Al and I were left alone I I presume you

Al and I were left alone I I presume you all speak to miss suie you presume

all speak to miss suie you presume

all speak to miss suie you presume wrong I think Mr Nadim should do his own

wrong I think Mr Nadim should do his own

wrong I think Mr Nadim should do his own Dirty

Work

well Ally yes

well Ally yes

well Ally yes please well I'm not going to beat about

please well I'm not going to beat about

please well I'm not going to beat about the bush what

Bush I have just met your wife oh jelly

Bush I have just met your wife oh jelly

Bush I have just met your wife oh jelly good and I must say it came as rather a

good and I must say it came as rather a

good and I must say it came as rather a shock excuse please she's not all that

shock excuse please she's not all that

shock excuse please she's not all that badl

badl

badl looking no no no Ellie you don't

looking no no no Ellie you don't

looking no no no Ellie you don't understand you are a married man oh yes

understand you are a married man oh yes

understand you are a married man oh yes well then how can you possibly be

well then how can you possibly be

well then how can you possibly be thinking of marrying Su Lee tomorrow why

thinking of marrying Su Lee tomorrow why

thinking of marrying Su Lee tomorrow why not it's biger me oh no it is Big of

Me no Al you don't understand you can't

Me no Al you don't understand you can't

Me no Al you don't understand you can't have two wives oh yes please it is

have two wives oh yes please it is

have two wives oh yes please it is allowed by my religion if the first wife

allowed by my religion if the first wife

allowed by my religion if the first wife is agreeable then the husband can take

is agreeable then the husband can take

is agreeable then the husband can take another you mean your wife doesn't mind

another you mean your wife doesn't mind

another you mean your wife doesn't mind not at all it is to have the baby baby

not at all it is to have the baby baby

not at all it is to have the baby baby yes please we have been now crying for 4

yes please we have been now crying for 4

yes please we have been now crying for 4 years and nothing is happening so I'm

years and nothing is happening so I'm

years and nothing is happening so I'm taking another wife to have the

taking another wife to have the

taking another wife to have the babies yeah well it's against the law in

babies yeah well it's against the law in

babies yeah well it's against the law in this country but they're not going to be

this country but they're not going to be

this country but they're not going to be finding out are they yes they are

finding out are they yes they are

finding out are they yes they are because I'm afraid I'm going to have to

because I'm afraid I'm going to have to

because I'm afraid I'm going to have to be telling them oh blame

be telling them oh blame

be telling them oh blame me now what am I going to be doing I

me now what am I going to be doing I

me now what am I going to be doing I think the first thing you should do is

think the first thing you should do is

think the first thing you should do is tell suie about your wife uh she's

tell suie about your wife uh she's

tell suie about your wife uh she's already knowing it she doesn't mind not

already knowing it she doesn't mind not

already knowing it she doesn't mind not at all she's being very much in love

at all she's being very much in love

at all she's being very much in love with me well look you'll just have to

with me well look you'll just have to

with me well look you'll just have to tell her that the wedding is off ah she

tell her that the wedding is off ah she

tell her that the wedding is off ah she will be Brokenhearted

will be Brokenhearted

will be Brokenhearted yes well you should have thought of that

yes well you should have thought of that

yes well you should have thought of that before come in excuse please miss

before come in excuse please miss

before come in excuse please miss Courtney say you w see me yes uh come in

Courtney say you w see me yes uh come in

Courtney say you w see me yes uh come in suly Ali has something to tell you yes

suly Ali has something to tell you yes

suly Ali has something to tell you yes Ari well uh you see um what I'm trying

Ari well uh you see um what I'm trying

Ari well uh you see um what I'm trying to say is uh well there is something

to say is uh well there is something

to say is uh well there is something very important you must be knowing what

very important you must be knowing what

very important you must be knowing what is it uh

is it uh

is it uh well Mr Brown will be telling

well Mr Brown will be telling

well Mr Brown will be telling you sit down

you sit down

you sit down well I don't quite know how to say this

well I don't quite know how to say this

well I don't quite know how to say this but it has to be said I do have

but it has to be said I do have

but it has to be said I do have something to say it's about the wedding

something to say it's about the wedding

something to say it's about the wedding I cannot M Arie you see the point is

I cannot M Arie you see the point is

I cannot M Arie you see the point is pardon I cannot marry Arie why can't you

pardon I cannot marry Arie why can't you

pardon I cannot marry Arie why can't you Mary AR marry Alie I'm not in r with him

Mary AR marry Alie I'm not in r with him

Mary AR marry Alie I'm not in r with him but you must have said that you wanted

but you must have said that you wanted

but you must have said that you wanted to surely yes I was being sorry for him

to surely yes I was being sorry for him

to surely yes I was being sorry for him at the time but now I know it is not

at the time but now I know it is not

at the time but now I know it is not possible how am I going to tell him it

possible how am I going to tell him it

possible how am I going to tell him it will blak his heart ah well don't worry

will blak his heart ah well don't worry

will blak his heart ah well don't worry suly I'll tell him I'm sure I'll be able

suly I'll tell him I'm sure I'll be able

suly I'll tell him I'm sure I'll be able to let him down gently yes you leave it

to let him down gently yes you leave it

to let him down gently yes you leave it with me I'll uh I'll sort it out I'm

with me I'll uh I'll sort it out I'm

with me I'll uh I'll sort it out I'm sure I'll have a work with

it excuse Please Mr Brown yes s did you

it excuse Please Mr Brown yes s did you

it excuse Please Mr Brown yes s did you told suly yes oh jly good now I'm being

told suly yes oh jly good now I'm being

told suly yes oh jly good now I'm being very happy with one wife good I hope she

very happy with one wife good I hope she

very happy with one wife good I hope she didn't mind too badly of me well I was I

didn't mind too badly of me well I was I

didn't mind too badly of me well I was I was as tactful as I could be I told her

was as tactful as I could be I told her

was as tactful as I could be I told her that it's better to have loved and lost

that it's better to have loved and lost

that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at

than never to have loved at

than never to have loved at all what a beautiful

all what a beautiful

all what a beautiful thought was she very sad absolutely hot

broken did you tell Ari Mr blown yes

broken did you tell Ari Mr blown yes

broken did you tell Ari Mr blown yes surely I I told him it's better to have

surely I I told him it's better to have

surely I I told him it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved

loved and lost than never to have loved

loved and lost than never to have loved at all was he very upset

at all was he very upset

at all was he very upset brokenhearted right now pay attention

brokenhearted right now pay attention

brokenhearted right now pay attention everybody Ellie and Su have had a long

everybody Ellie and Su have had a long

everybody Ellie and Su have had a long discussion and uh by mutual agreement

discussion and uh by mutual agreement

discussion and uh by mutual agreement have decided to call off their wedding

have decided to call off their wedding

have decided to call off their wedding we've already booked the pub we've

we've already booked the pub we've

we've already booked the pub we've ordered all the toast and the drinks

ordered all the toast and the drinks

ordered all the toast and the drinks yeah well you'll just have to cancel

yeah well you'll just have to cancel

yeah well you'll just have to cancel excuse please you do not have to be

excuse please you do not have to be

excuse please you do not have to be canceling it but we have nothing to

canceling it but we have nothing to

canceling it but we have nothing to celebrate oh liy yes we have my lovely

celebrate oh liy yes we have my lovely

celebrate oh liy yes we have my lovely wife is telling me that I'm going to be

wife is telling me that I'm going to be

wife is telling me that I'm going to be a daddy at

a daddy at

a daddy at [Applause]

last come on everybody to the

last come on everybody to the

last come on everybody to the P moment it's not time to go there's

P moment it's not time to go there's

P moment it's not time to go there's half an hour more come

half an hour more come

half an hour more come [Applause]

back just a moment where do you all

back just a moment where do you all

back just a moment where do you all think you're

think you're

think you're going

going

going the Mr Brown is his most unsatisfactory

the Mr Brown is his most unsatisfactory

the Mr Brown is his most unsatisfactory well I agree well what are you going to

well I agree well what are you going to

well I agree well what are you going to do about it there's only one thing I can

do about it there's only one thing I can

do about it there's only one thing I can do if you can't beat them join

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oh Scher I must found this

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oh

yes how dare you you dirty B hello

hello

hello

hello

hello hello whoever you are you ought to be

hello whoever you are you ought to be

hello whoever you are you ought to be ashamed of yourself it's me Jeremy Brown

ashamed of yourself it's me Jeremy Brown

ashamed of yourself it's me Jeremy Brown what are you doing making obscene phone

what are you doing making obscene phone

what are you doing making obscene phone calls I'm in bed with Flo in bed with

calls I'm in bed with Flo in bed with

calls I'm in bed with Flo in bed with who Flo well this is most inconvenient

who Flo well this is most inconvenient

who Flo well this is most inconvenient typical of the weaker sex I shall expect

typical of the weaker sex I shall expect

typical of the weaker sex I shall expect you to be better by Monday in the

you to be better by Monday in the

you to be better by Monday in the meantime I suppose I shall have to take

meantime I suppose I shall have to take

meantime I suppose I shall have to take your

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classing all of you now what is the

classing all of you now what is the

classing all of you now what is the meaning of this it's doing improve our

meaning of this it's doing improve our

meaning of this it's doing improve our English we learn all the English dances

English we learn all the English dances

English we learn all the English dances we are learning to be Twisters to throt

we are learning to be Twisters to throt

we are learning to be Twisters to throt like foxes and to mash the

like foxes and to mash the

like foxes and to mash the potatoes yeah also we learn English

potatoes yeah also we learn English

potatoes yeah also we learn English phrases like uh do you come here often

phrases like uh do you come here often

phrases like uh do you come here often and uh who is taking you home

and uh who is taking you home

and uh who is taking you home tonight there are more useful English

tonight there are more useful English

tonight there are more useful English phrases to learn than those now will you

phrases to learn than those now will you

phrases to learn than those now will you kindly tidy up this mess and sit down at

kindly tidy up this mess and sit down at

kindly tidy up this mess and sit down at once all of you and

hurry I have to tell you that Mr Brown

hurry I have to tell you that Mr Brown

hurry I have to tell you that Mr Brown will not be with us

tonight it appears that he has a virus

tonight it appears that he has a virus

tonight it appears that he has a virus oh is that his

oh is that his

oh is that his girlfriend he has the flu he has laid up

girlfriend he has the flu he has laid up

girlfriend he has the flu he has laid up in bed excuse please how can he be laid

in bed excuse please how can he be laid

in bed excuse please how can he be laid up in bed to are meaning he's laid down

up in bed to are meaning he's laid down

up in bed to are meaning he's laid down the term to be laid up means the same as

the term to be laid up means the same as

the term to be laid up means the same as being struck down B what a language

being struck down B what a language

being struck down B what a language there is nothing wrong with the English

there is nothing wrong with the English

there is nothing wrong with the English language it is the most widely spoken

language it is the most widely spoken

language it is the most widely spoken language in the world does anyone know

language in the world does anyone know

language in the world does anyone know the origin of the English language come

the origin of the English language come

the origin of the English language come along where did English come from

along where did English come from

along where did English come from England not quite the early Britains

England not quite the early Britains

England not quite the early Britains were keltic from Glasgow Pi there glasow

were keltic from Glasgow Pi there glasow

were keltic from Glasgow Pi there glasow Rangers Glasco Celtic

Rangers Glasco Celtic

Rangers Glasco Celtic Football I was not referring to football

Football I was not referring to football

Football I was not referring to football I was talking about the race no no no

I was talking about the race no no no

I was talking about the race no no no it's not a race it's a football I see

it's not a race it's a football I see

it's not a race it's a football I see him play to Milano the cup now don't

him play to Milano the cup now don't

him play to Milano the cup now don't contradict me and if I have any more of

contradict me and if I have any more of

contradict me and if I have any more of your stupid remarks I shall send you out

your stupid remarks I shall send you out

your stupid remarks I shall send you out of the class the Kelts were a race of

of the class the Kelts were a race of

of the class the Kelts were a race of people then came the golds you see I was

people then came the golds you see I was

people then came the golds you see I was all right you ever the golds in

all right you ever the golds in

all right you ever the golds in foot all right Mr Capello I did warn you

foot all right Mr Capello I did warn you

foot all right Mr Capello I did warn you kindly leave the

kindly leave the

kindly leave the class where do I go to well I suggest

class where do I go to well I suggest

class where do I go to well I suggest that you go home and study your

books

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[Applause] now you were standing there and you are

now you were standing there and you are

now you were standing there and you are still standing

still standing

still standing there silence now take heed because I

there silence now take heed because I

there silence now take heed because I shall not tell you again anyone who

shall not tell you again anyone who

shall not tell you again anyone who persists in uttering idiotic nonsense

persists in uttering idiotic nonsense

persists in uttering idiotic nonsense will be sent

will be sent

will be sent home now the Romans invaded Britain in

home now the Romans invaded Britain in

home now the Romans invaded Britain in 43 ad can anyone tell me what ad means

43 ad can anyone tell me what ad means

43 ad can anyone tell me what ad means after

after

after Dark

Dark

Dark right Mr Nadine come along off you go

right Mr Nadine come along off you go

right Mr Nadine come along off you go what am I going for don't argue just

go EXC please

go EXC please

go EXC please out to continue ad means anod domini

out to continue ad means anod domini

out to continue ad means anod domini which refers to time since the birth of

which refers to time since the birth of

which refers to time since the birth of our Lord the time before his birth we

our Lord the time before his birth we

our Lord the time before his birth we refer to as BC does anyone know what BC

refer to as BC does anyone know what BC

refer to as BC does anyone know what BC means Before

means Before

means Before Christmas

Christmas

Christmas okay I

go the Romans were supplanted by the

go the Romans were supplanted by the

go the Romans were supplanted by the angles Saxons and jwes who brought with

angles Saxons and jwes who brought with

angles Saxons and jwes who brought with them a new

them a new

them a new language please I thought I told you to

language please I thought I told you to

language please I thought I told you to go yes I go but I come back you are

go yes I go but I come back you are

go yes I go but I come back you are wanting on the telephone Mr Brown is

wanting on the telephone Mr Brown is

wanting on the telephone Mr Brown is wishing to speak with you oh very well

wishing to speak with you oh very well

wishing to speak with you oh very well excuse please no Anna yeah you will take

excuse please no Anna yeah you will take

excuse please no Anna yeah you will take charge of the class in my absence I

charge of the class in my absence I

charge of the class in my absence I shall not belong

shall not belong

shall not belong and don't stand for any nonsense do not

and don't stand for any nonsense do not

and don't stand for any nonsense do not worry I shall be standing for nothing I

worry I shall be standing for nothing I

worry I shall be standing for nothing I shall be sitting

down hello oh uh hello M Courtney I just

down hello oh uh hello M Courtney I just

down hello oh uh hello M Courtney I just wanted to tell you that I got all the

wanted to tell you that I got all the

wanted to tell you that I got all the students homework here perhaps if you

students homework here perhaps if you

students homework here perhaps if you could send someone around to collect it

could send someone around to collect it

could send someone around to collect it we do not have a messenger service Mr

we do not have a messenger service Mr

we do not have a messenger service Mr Brown are you sure you're too ill to

Brown are you sure you're too ill to

Brown are you sure you're too ill to come in well yeah I I still feel pretty

come in well yeah I I still feel pretty

come in well yeah I I still feel pretty groggy I mean uh besides I wouldn't like

groggy I mean uh besides I wouldn't like

groggy I mean uh besides I wouldn't like you to catch my cold I never catch cold

you to catch my cold I never catch cold

you to catch my cold I never catch cold than the germs freeze to death instantly

than the germs freeze to death instantly

than the germs freeze to death instantly in

in

in your what with that oh nothing no look I

your what with that oh nothing no look I

your what with that oh nothing no look I better hang up but if you want the

better hang up but if you want the

better hang up but if you want the homework it's

here and where is everybody they giving

here and where is everybody they giving

here and where is everybody they giving me stupid answers so I sense them all

home

oh go

away I not he nothing me too maybe he's

away I not he nothing me too maybe he's

away I not he nothing me too maybe he's sleeping why don't we try around the

sleeping why don't we try around the

sleeping why don't we try around the back door H back door more

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] better hello anybody there yes please oh

better hello anybody there yes please oh

better hello anybody there yes please oh shoot yes it is me you rang the bell a

shoot yes it is me you rang the bell a

shoot yes it is me you rang the bell a minute ago no I'm only just arriving

minute ago no I'm only just arriving

minute ago no I'm only just arriving somebody rang the

bell there's nobody

bell there's nobody

bell there's nobody here he's bed still war why the door

here he's bed still war why the door

here he's bed still war why the door open oh no good you're Jam somebody can

open oh no good you're Jam somebody can

open oh no good you're Jam somebody can come in and still

something what was that what is what it

something what was that what is what it

something what was that what is what it was annoying there somebody in

was annoying there somebody in

was annoying there somebody in there it's lock the door oh blam me I

there it's lock the door oh blam me I

there it's lock the door oh blam me I think you are getting a broken

think you are getting a broken

think you are getting a broken [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] house yes please I think they are

house yes please I think they are

house yes please I think they are dinging on your Bel to see if you are

dinging on your Bel to see if you are

dinging on your Bel to see if you are inside and now they are breaking in you

inside and now they are breaking in you

inside and now they are breaking in you know you could be right what's the

know you could be right what's the

know you could be right what's the matter I hear

matter I hear

matter I hear something

something

something good

Lord a

Lord a

Lord a yum think I am being housebroken that

yum think I am being housebroken that

yum think I am being housebroken that was a very evil eye I

was a very evil eye I

was a very evil eye I saw it's a big evil eye move out the way

saw it's a big evil eye move out the way

saw it's a big evil eye move out the way I open the door St I'm going to break

I open the door St I'm going to break

I open the door St I'm going to break the door

down

down

down [Applause]

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[Applause] we know that's Mr

we know that's Mr

we know that's Mr Brown that's Mr

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[Applause] Brown oh Mr are you all right yes she

Brown oh Mr are you all right yes she

Brown oh Mr are you all right yes she fine apart from a touch of concussion

fine apart from a touch of concussion

fine apart from a touch of concussion and raging fever I'm terrific thank

and raging fever I'm terrific thank

and raging fever I'm terrific thank goodness we thought you had

goodness we thought you had

goodness we thought you had flu what are you all doing here why

flu what are you all doing here why

flu what are you all doing here why aren't you at school finish early so we

aren't you at school finish early so we

aren't you at school finish early so we probably come and give you a visit oh

probably come and give you a visit oh

probably come and give you a visit oh that's very kind of you and we bring you

that's very kind of you and we bring you

that's very kind of you and we bring you a big bunch of grapes oh thank

you we eat one or two on the way oh well

you we eat one or two on the way oh well

you we eat one or two on the way oh well it's the thought that count you must get

it's the thought that count you must get

it's the thought that count you must get in bed yes I am starting to feel cold

in bed yes I am starting to feel cold

in bed yes I am starting to feel cold again Master G I have n small gift for

again Master G I have n small gift for

again Master G I have n small gift for you oh thank you jam H you try very kind

you oh thank you jam H you try very kind

you oh thank you jam H you try very kind of you

of you

of you yes

yes

yes little big yeah well keep me

little big yeah well keep me

little big yeah well keep me warm oh blim me it will not be needing

warm oh blim me it will not be needing

warm oh blim me it will not be needing to wear any

to wear any

to wear any gloves well that's it

gloves well that's it

gloves well that's it shrink come I must have you in

shrink come I must have you in

shrink come I must have you in bed oh that's what you

mean let me tuck you

in like

in like

in like yeah is that yes I'm starting to feel

yeah is that yes I'm starting to feel

yeah is that yes I'm starting to feel warm all over

warm all over

warm all over now Jer and I will make you some hot

now Jer and I will make you some hot

now Jer and I will make you some hot milk H hot milk most good for worms

milk H hot milk most good for worms

milk H hot milk most good for worms worms I haven't got worms not worms of

worms I haven't got worms not worms of

worms I haven't got worms not worms of worms you you mean CS oh

gold well I must say it's very good of

gold well I must say it's very good of

gold well I must say it's very good of you all to come and visit me take a

you all to come and visit me take a

you all to come and visit me take a chair each jelly good

good where do you wish us to take chair

good where do you wish us to take chair

good where do you wish us to take chair don't want you to take them anywhere

don't want you to take them anywhere

don't want you to take them anywhere just sit down on them over

here Mr Brown I have something here to

here Mr Brown I have something here to

here Mr Brown I have something here to make you feel much better yeah well it's

make you feel much better yeah well it's

make you feel much better yeah well it's very good of you Al but I don't want any

very good of you Al but I don't want any

very good of you Al but I don't want any more medicine but it is jolly good for

more medicine but it is jolly good for

more medicine but it is jolly good for your chest are you sure oh blimy

your chest are you sure oh blimy

your chest are you sure oh blimy yes

yes

yes well let's have a look

well let's have a look

well let's have a look then oh it smells awful I'm telling you

then oh it smells awful I'm telling you

then oh it smells awful I'm telling you it is guaranteed to kill or

it is guaranteed to kill or

it is guaranteed to kill or cure I'm not sure I like the first

cure I'm not sure I like the first

cure I'm not sure I like the first alternative well here

alternative well here

alternative well here goes it's

goes it's

goes it's fou oh dear me I'm thinking you should

fou oh dear me I'm thinking you should

fou oh dear me I'm thinking you should not have been drinking that medicine you

not have been drinking that medicine you

not have been drinking that medicine you said it would cure my chest yes but

said it would cure my chest yes but

said it would cure my chest yes but you're supposed to be rubbing you

you're supposed to be rubbing you

you're supposed to be rubbing you on you poison me

on you poison me

on you poison me I ring the doctor it's more important we

I ring the doctor it's more important we

I ring the doctor it's more important we ring the priest priest what for last

ring the priest priest what for last

ring the priest priest what for last Sacrament you may be dead before the

Sacrament you may be dead before the

Sacrament you may be dead before the doctor comes oh great you may as well go

doctor comes oh great you may as well go

doctor comes oh great you may as well go all the way and send for the Undertaker

all the way and send for the Undertaker

all the way and send for the Undertaker okay what's his

okay what's his

okay what's his address C us please he's not being

address C us please he's not being

address C us please he's not being poisoned this medicine also very good

poisoned this medicine also very good

poisoned this medicine also very good for your stomach it makes you get up and

for your stomach it makes you get up and

for your stomach it makes you get up and go just like bres that's all I

go just like bres that's all I

go just like bres that's all I need SU this

need SU this

need SU this Vis Brown I have spilled all the milk

Vis Brown I have spilled all the milk

Vis Brown I have spilled all the milk all over my dress and now it will be

all over my dress and now it will be

all over my dress and now it will be ruined you haven't spilled the whole

ruined you haven't spilled the whole

ruined you haven't spilled the whole Pine T you that was for day and

Pine T you that was for day and

Pine T you that was for day and tomorrow thank you very much you better

tomorrow thank you very much you better

tomorrow thank you very much you better go and sponge it off in the

go and sponge it off in the

go and sponge it off in the bathroom are you all right you have gone

bathroom are you all right you have gone

bathroom are you all right you have gone a funny color I think it was something I

a funny color I think it was something I

a funny color I think it was something I just drank shall I give you the kiss of

just drank shall I give you the kiss of

just drank shall I give you the kiss of Life yes no no catch my code you can

Life yes no no catch my code you can

Life yes no no catch my code you can give me the kiss of Life

give me the kiss of Life

give me the kiss of Life please me

please me

please me too so do you like the kissing yes oh

too so do you like the kissing yes oh

too so do you like the kissing yes oh yes yes please oh good I shall give both

yes yes please oh good I shall give both

yes yes please oh good I shall give both of you the most beautiful Branch kiss

of you the most beautiful Branch kiss

of you the most beautiful Branch kiss oh oh I wonder who's going to be

oh oh I wonder who's going to be

oh oh I wonder who's going to be first close your eyes

first close your eyes

first close your eyes [Music]

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[Laughter]

[Laughter] there excuse Mr Brown is there anything

there excuse Mr Brown is there anything

there excuse Mr Brown is there anything else you are wishing us to do yes just

else you are wishing us to do yes just

else you are wishing us to do yes just go home you don't want us to stay no no

go home you don't want us to stay no no

go home you don't want us to stay no no I appreciate your calling but it's just

I appreciate your calling but it's just

I appreciate your calling but it's just that I would recover much quicker if I

that I would recover much quicker if I

that I would recover much quicker if I were left alone okay we got to the PB we

were left alone okay we got to the PB we

were left alone okay we got to the PB we hope you much better soon Mr Brown come

hope you much better soon Mr Brown come

hope you much better soon Mr Brown come on

Ali good

evening good

night Master G no yellow hot bottle oh

night Master G no yellow hot bottle oh

night Master G no yellow hot bottle oh thank you Jim oh see who that is would

thank you Jim oh see who that is would

thank you Jim oh see who that is would you

what are you doing here I W bed for

Mastery it's all right Miss Courtney she

Mastery it's all right Miss Courtney she

Mastery it's all right Miss Courtney she means she was just warming a hot water

means she was just warming a hot water

means she was just warming a hot water bottle for me Mr Brown it is highly

bottle for me Mr Brown it is highly

bottle for me Mr Brown it is highly improper for this young lady to be here

improper for this young lady to be here

improper for this young lady to be here alone with a man a well I can assure you

alone with a man a well I can assure you

alone with a man a well I can assure you miss Courtney that nothing improper is

miss Courtney that nothing improper is

miss Courtney that nothing improper is taking

place she where can I hang my

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dress

good night Mr Brown

good night Mr Brown

good night Mr Brown sir good evening rangie what do you want

sir good evening rangie what do you want

sir good evening rangie what do you want I am coming here to be making you over

I am coming here to be making you over

I am coming here to be making you over the weather over the weather yeah

the weather over the weather yeah

the weather over the weather yeah because I'm hearing you are under the

because I'm hearing you are under the

because I'm hearing you are under the weather better come in and sit down are

weather better come in and sit down are

weather better come in and sit down are we going to be sitting down together no

we going to be sitting down together no

we going to be sitting down together no I still don't feel too well I think

I still don't feel too well I think

I still don't feel too well I think bed's the best place what you say

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] I didn't

mean oh see who that is

rang please to come in I can't to see

rang please to come in I can't to see

rang please to come in I can't to see how Mr

how Mr

how Mr BR you okay terrible never mind I come

BR you okay terrible never mind I come

BR you okay terrible never mind I come to cheer you up oh good I could do it

to cheer you up oh good I could do it

to cheer you up oh good I could do it cheering up I think uh you not look very

well I think he look very white he is

white but he looks more white than

white but he looks more white than

white but he looks more white than before I think you have what we call in

before I think you have what we call in

before I think you have what we call in Seva the three day

Seva the three day

Seva the three day gria I don't like the sound of that only

gria I don't like the sound of that only

gria I don't like the sound of that only last three days on the first day fever

last three days on the first day fever

last three days on the first day fever like you have on the second day white as

like you have on the second day white as

like you have on the second day white as you are and on the third day you get

you are and on the third day you get

you are and on the third day you get better you

dieo oh thanks for coming to cheer me up

dieo oh thanks for coming to cheer me up

dieo oh thanks for coming to cheer me up all right I bring you something don't

all right I bring you something don't

all right I bring you something don't tell me it's some Spanish medicine

tell me it's some Spanish medicine

tell me it's some Spanish medicine recommended for rubbing on chests no

recommended for rubbing on chests no

recommended for rubbing on chests no Medina

F Spanish brand

it's a good

T strong kilo

T strong kilo

T strong kilo J not household J any G I must say it's

J not household J any G I must say it's

J not household J any G I must say it's warming me up

warming me up

warming me up already going I have some more sure

already going I have some more sure

already going I have some more sure sure I

go

come in sit down have a drink R yes

come in sit down have a drink R yes

come in sit down have a drink R yes please Mr Brown I need some glasses are

please Mr Brown I need some glasses are

please Mr Brown I need some glasses are your eyes bad as

your eyes bad as

your eyes bad as well I mean glasses to drink from

well I mean glasses to drink from

well I mean glasses to drink from apologies well some on the sideboard

apologies well some on the sideboard

apologies well some on the sideboard bring

bring

bring three

uh you are brown thank you

uh you are brown thank you

uh you are brown thank you one for thank

one for thank

one for thank you one for

most I'm

most I'm

most I'm one for

one for

one for [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] one Bottoms Up what is bottoms

one Bottoms Up what is bottoms

one Bottoms Up what is bottoms up an English phrase used when having a

drink I am thinking it is not easy to be

drink I am thinking it is not easy to be

drink I am thinking it is not easy to be drinking with bottom

drinking with bottom

drinking with bottom up it refers to the glass the bottom of

up it refers to the glass the bottom of

up it refers to the glass the bottom of the glass tip it up ah see as you say up

the glass tip it up ah see as you say up

the glass tip it up ah see as you say up the

the

the hatch Down the Hatch see down the Hat

hatch Down the Hatch see down the Hat

hatch Down the Hatch see down the Hat yeah now I'm understanding I am also

yeah now I'm understanding I am also

yeah now I'm understanding I am also knowing another saying round the teeth

knowing another saying round the teeth

knowing another saying round the teeth and through the gums look out tummy here

and through the gums look out tummy here

and through the gums look out tummy here it

comes very good

comes very good

comes very good you mind if I have another oh look you

you mind if I have another oh look you

you mind if I have another oh look you finished the bottle I was just beginning

finished the bottle I was just beginning

finished the bottle I was just beginning to enjoy myself I have a brought genuine

Japanese uh Sak oh sake yes I've heard

Japanese uh Sak oh sake yes I've heard

Japanese uh Sak oh sake yes I've heard of that it's what those um gisha girls

of that it's what those um gisha girls

of that it's what those um gisha girls give you isn't it gisha

give you isn't it gisha

give you isn't it gisha girls give you much

girls give you much

girls give you much more yes so I understand hey is it true

more yes so I understand hey is it true

more yes so I understand hey is it true that the g a girl they give you the bus

that the g a girl they give you the bus

that the g a girl they give you the bus on the

nothingness in Japan man has

nothingness in Japan man has

nothingness in Japan man has cold he go

see what happens kha prepare hot B then

see what happens kha prepare hot B then

see what happens kha prepare hot B then wash Mana all

wash Mana all

wash Mana all over I should think that would send your

over I should think that would send your

over I should think that would send your temperature up

temperature up

temperature up after a man on batt gisha Rob him with

after a man on batt gisha Rob him with

after a man on batt gisha Rob him with perfumed oil

sir does that cure a c no no it makes it

sir does that cure a c no no it makes it

sir does that cure a c no no it makes it much

much

much [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] nicer look if anybody leave the catch on

nicer look if anybody leave the catch on

nicer look if anybody leave the catch on the lock so that if anybody comes they

the lock so that if anybody comes they

the lock so that if anybody comes they can walk straight

in good evening Mr blown Su and Anna

in good evening Mr blown Su and Anna

in good evening Mr blown Su and Anna they bring you some things to make you

they bring you some things to make you

they bring you some things to make you well oh well that's very kind of you but

well oh well that's very kind of you but

well oh well that's very kind of you but actually I'm feeling a lot better these

actually I'm feeling a lot better these

actually I'm feeling a lot better these will clear your head instant take

will clear your head instant take

will clear your head instant take well I've tried everything else I'm sure

well I've tried everything else I'm sure

well I've tried everything else I'm sure a couple more pills won't won't make any

a couple more pills won't won't make any

a couple more pills won't won't make any difference now we need some hot water no

difference now we need some hot water no

difference now we need some hot water no it's all right I'll take it with a

it's all right I'll take it with a

it's all right I'll take it with a socki have what for you do that oh you

socki have what for you do that oh you

socki have what for you do that oh you said the clear in my head you are

said the clear in my head you are

said the clear in my head you are supposed to put some in the hot water

supposed to put some in the hot water

supposed to put some in the hot water and Breeze in the

and Breeze in the

and Breeze in the [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Applause]

fumes what about you suly have you

fumes what about you suly have you

fumes what about you suly have you brought some Chinese medicine for me oh

brought some Chinese medicine for me oh

brought some Chinese medicine for me oh this is not medicine this is very

this is not medicine this is very

this is not medicine this is very ancient Chinese treatment is it anything

ancient Chinese treatment is it anything

ancient Chinese treatment is it anything like the g girls give you oh much better

like the g girls give you oh much better

like the g girls give you oh much better oh wow in

oh wow in

oh wow in that first you must slip yeah all

that first you must slip yeah all

that first you must slip yeah all right only to ways

oh now right out on stomach like this uh

oh now right out on stomach like this uh

oh now right out on stomach like this uh yes I'm ready very

good oh slamy what's the matter nothing

good oh slamy what's the matter nothing

good oh slamy what's the matter nothing nothing nothing

nothing nothing

nothing nothing whatsoever oh that's lovely can you do

whatsoever oh that's lovely can you do

whatsoever oh that's lovely can you do the other side as

well I've heard of kill or cure but

well I've heard of kill or cure but

well I've heard of kill or cure but that's ridicul what are you doing

that's ridicul what are you doing

that's ridicul what are you doing acupuncture very old Chinese custom I

acupuncture very old Chinese custom I

acupuncture very old Chinese custom I got it from honorable ancestors well

got it from honorable ancestors well

got it from honorable ancestors well honorable ancestors can Joly well have

honorable ancestors can Joly well have

honorable ancestors can Joly well have it

it

it back come

back come

back come back we are all each of us bringing

back we are all each of us bringing

back we are all each of us bringing something to tear you up Jamaica

something to tear you up Jamaica

something to tear you up Jamaica Ram French wine Greek uzo and Italian

Ram French wine Greek uzo and Italian

Ram French wine Greek uzo and Italian graa hey you tasted that

graa hey you tasted that

graa hey you tasted that huh you say it was an accident ah

huh you say it was an accident ah

huh you say it was an accident ah accident Daniel spill milk on her dress

accident Daniel spill milk on her dress

accident Daniel spill milk on her dress I see it appears that for once I have

I see it appears that for once I have

I see it appears that for once I have misjudged Mr

misjudged Mr

misjudged Mr Brown but I suppose I had better call in

Brown but I suppose I had better call in

Brown but I suppose I had better call in an apologize on my way

home want another

home want another

home want another [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] drink

hey everybody it's

hey everybody it's

hey everybody it's [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Thea

Mr

Mr

Mr [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] Brown hello miss courney this is

Brown hello miss courney this is

Brown hello miss courney this is disgraceful no please this is

disgraceful no please this is

disgraceful no please this is cono silence I suggest you all leave

immediately

immediately

immediately [Applause]

[Music]

as for you Mr Brown words fail oh come

as for you Mr Brown words fail oh come

as for you Mr Brown words fail oh come on M courney they're already coming here

on M courney they're already coming here

on M courney they're already coming here to cheer me up I warn you Mr brand if

to cheer me up I warn you Mr brand if

to cheer me up I warn you Mr brand if this sort of thing ever occurs again in

this sort of thing ever occurs again in

this sort of thing ever occurs again in the future you are out Mr

the future you are out Mr

the future you are out Mr [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] wo

wo

wo [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

pap

pap

pap [Music]

do

do

do [Music]

do looking for someone Mr

do looking for someone Mr

do looking for someone Mr svanes never

svanes never

svanes never mind

good evening one you only just made it

good evening one you only just made it

good evening one you only just made it but come along into the classroom in a

but come along into the classroom in a

but come along into the classroom in a moment first I have to go some place

oh hey come on this this

oh hey come on this this

oh hey come on this this way hi good evening

way hi good evening

way hi good evening everyone well uh

everyone well uh

everyone well uh I may as well warn you that I'm not in

I may as well warn you that I'm not in

I may as well warn you that I'm not in the best of humors tonight in fact I

the best of humors tonight in fact I

the best of humors tonight in fact I have a serious complaint why not you go

have a serious complaint why not you go

have a serious complaint why not you go as a doctor it's not that sort of

as a doctor it's not that sort of

as a doctor it's not that sort of complaint Danielle I'm far from happy

complaint Danielle I'm far from happy

complaint Danielle I'm far from happy with your progress I feel as if I'm

with your progress I feel as if I'm

with your progress I feel as if I'm banging my head against a brick wall oh

banging my head against a brick wall oh

banging my head against a brick wall oh blimy if you're doing that you will be

blimy if you're doing that you will be

blimy if you're doing that you will be getting a

getting a

getting a headache I checked your homework last

headache I checked your homework last

headache I checked your homework last night and frankly I think you're getting

night and frankly I think you're getting

night and frankly I think you're getting worse now Max the correct form of

worse now Max the correct form of

worse now Max the correct form of address for a cardinal is not

address for a cardinal is not

address for a cardinal is not Westminster

Westminster

Westminster Cathedral I didn't know he'd moved

Cathedral I didn't know he'd moved

Cathedral I didn't know he'd moved that should have been your eminence and

that should have been your eminence and

that should have been your eminence and Danielle the word conjugate is applied

Danielle the word conjugate is applied

Danielle the word conjugate is applied to verbs and has nothing whatsoever to

to verbs and has nothing whatsoever to

to verbs and has nothing whatsoever to do with marital

do with marital

do with marital relations oh I am sorry and as for you

relations oh I am sorry and as for you

relations oh I am sorry and as for you ran well some of your answers made no

ran well some of your answers made no

ran well some of your answers made no sense whatsoever that is because I'm not

sense whatsoever that is because I'm not

sense whatsoever that is because I'm not understanding the gft of the questions

understanding the gft of the questions

understanding the gft of the questions so I'm answering different questions

so I'm answering different questions

so I'm answering different questions that I do

that I do

that I do understand that is not the object of

understand that is not the object of

understand that is not the object of homework thousand apologies what a Sarah

homework thousand apologies what a Sarah

homework thousand apologies what a Sarah giovan what time do you call this uh 10

giovan what time do you call this uh 10

giovan what time do you call this uh 10 7 you're late haven't you got a watch ah

7 you're late haven't you got a watch ah

7 you're late haven't you got a watch ah I had a watch it was a beautiful watch

I had a watch it was a beautiful watch

I had a watch it was a beautiful watch it was rust proof shocker proof

it was rust proof shocker proof

it was rust proof shocker proof waterproof everything the only trouble

waterproof everything the only trouble

waterproof everything the only trouble is it wasn't quite super proof super

is it wasn't quite super proof super

is it wasn't quite super proof super proof yeah last night I'm working in the

proof yeah last night I'm working in the

proof yeah last night I'm working in the restaurant and whoops at a daisy I

restaurant and whoops at a daisy I

restaurant and whoops at a daisy I dropped it in the

sofa have you seen one Juan

sofa have you seen one Juan

sofa have you seen one Juan what Juan cantes oh excy no where the

what Juan cantes oh excy no where the

what Juan cantes oh excy no where the devil has he got

to it's okay my friend wait here for me

to it's okay my friend wait here for me

to it's okay my friend wait here for me oh I don't know about that it's only to

oh I don't know about that it's only to

oh I don't know about that it's only to Finish class oh all right then do you

Finish class oh all right then do you

Finish class oh all right then do you want a cup of tea he not speak the

want a cup of tea he not speak the

want a cup of tea he not speak the English good not like

me you waake here no speak no nothing Ko

me you waake here no speak no nothing Ko

me you waake here no speak no nothing Ko No

No

No KO okay okay okay there

KO okay okay okay there

KO okay okay okay there you right now this evening we're going

you right now this evening we're going

you right now this evening we're going to concentrate on the alphabet I'm going

to concentrate on the alphabet I'm going

to concentrate on the alphabet I'm going to around the class and I want each of

to around the class and I want each of

to around the class and I want each of you to give me a word beginning with a

you to give me a word beginning with a

you to give me a word beginning with a different letter from the alphabet Max

different letter from the alphabet Max

different letter from the alphabet Max we'll start with you a or

we'll start with you a or

we'll start with you a or a a

a a

a a disk no Max that's a d all right d

disk no Max that's a d all right d

disk no Max that's a d all right d desk no Max's desk does not begin with a

desk no Max's desk does not begin with a

desk no Max's desk does not begin with a letter A I want a word beginning with

letter A I want a word beginning with

letter A I want a word beginning with the letter

the letter

the letter A a door good a door well done excuse

A a door good a door well done excuse

A a door good a door well done excuse please yes H I'm not understanding why

please yes H I'm not understanding why

please yes H I'm not understanding why you are saying a desk is not right but a

you are saying a desk is not right but a

you are saying a desk is not right but a door is right oh yes well you see when

door is right oh yes well you see when

door is right oh yes well you see when Max said a door he was meaning the verb

Max said a door he was meaning the verb

Max said a door he was meaning the verb to a door and although they do sound the

to a door and although they do sound the

to a door and although they do sound the same he didn't mean a door for example

same he didn't mean a door for example

same he didn't mean a door for example this door am I right Max sure you right

this door am I right Max sure you right

this door am I right Max sure you right I'm meaning

I'm meaning

I'm meaning henyo at this right it'll take us a week

henyo at this right it'll take us a week

henyo at this right it'll take us a week weak to get through the alphabet oh

weak to get through the alphabet oh

weak to get through the alphabet oh we'll try again Max please give me a a

we'll try again Max please give me a a

we'll try again Max please give me a a word beginning with the letter a and I

word beginning with the letter a and I

word beginning with the letter a and I don't want a something just one word

don't want a something just one word

don't want a something just one word beginning with the letter A think of a

beginning with the letter A think of a

beginning with the letter A think of a fruit apple apple good janielle b b for

fruit apple apple good janielle b b for

fruit apple apple good janielle b b for brown good B for beautiful yeah thank

brown good B for beautiful yeah thank

brown good B for beautiful yeah thank you

you

you Danielle Anna C red red what's that got

Danielle Anna C red red what's that got

Danielle Anna C red red what's that got to do with C red C

to do with C red C

to do with C red C I want a word beginning with the letter

I want a word beginning with the letter

I want a word beginning with the letter c Carl yes well

c Carl yes well

c Carl yes well done Taro d

a dark Darko well

a dark Darko well

a dark Darko well dark dark s good Jam

dark dark s good Jam

dark dark s good Jam e heaving good excellent well done

e heaving good excellent well done

e heaving good excellent well done javani F thick thck that's right no

javani F thick thck that's right no

javani F thick thck that's right no there's no such word as Fick sure there

there's no such word as Fick sure there

there's no such word as Fick sure there is my boss is English and he say lots of

is my boss is English and he say lots of

is my boss is English and he say lots of times through thick and through

times through thick and through

times through thick and through th yes well your boss's grammar isn't

th yes well your boss's grammar isn't

th yes well your boss's grammar isn't very good and don't give me the Old

very good and don't give me the Old

very good and don't give me the Old Chestnut about his grandmar being very

Chestnut about his grandmar being very

Chestnut about his grandmar being very good for her age I not say that good

good for her age I not say that good

good for her age I not say that good she's

she's

she's dead everybody look there's far too much

dead everybody look there's far too much

dead everybody look there's far too much levity in this class don't forget that

levity in this class don't forget that

levity in this class don't forget that you have your exams coming up shortly

you have your exams coming up shortly

you have your exams coming up shortly now I'll try and take it seriously

now I'll try and take it seriously

now I'll try and take it seriously please Giovani a word beginning with f

please Giovani a word beginning with f

please Giovani a word beginning with f female good well done Su G glate glate

female good well done Su G glate glate

female good well done Su G glate glate as in glate Wall of China built by groia

as in glate Wall of China built by groia

as in glate Wall of China built by groia Chinese workers ah yes thank you

Su ah fun well we're just going through

Su ah fun well we're just going through

Su ah fun well we're just going through the alphabet

the alphabet

the alphabet for a b c d e ah see

alabo uh would you like to give me a

alabo uh would you like to give me a

alabo uh would you like to give me a word beginning with the letter

HRA ah

palabra a

May no one that's a j July I want h ah

May no one that's a j July I want h ah

May no one that's a j July I want h ah see a yeah well I'll accept that it's

see a yeah well I'll accept that it's

see a yeah well I'll accept that it's all right doesn't matter sit

all right doesn't matter sit

all right doesn't matter sit down

down

down h

h

h i you are

i you are

i you are what word beginning with the letter i

what word beginning with the letter i

what word beginning with the letter i Infidel are you meaning

Infidel are you meaning

Infidel are you meaning me sit down ranit J

me sit down ranit J

me sit down ranit J jackass are you meaning me most

jackass are you meaning me most

jackass are you meaning me most definitely your damn one of you monkey

definitely your damn one of you monkey

definitely your damn one of you monkey face quiet please sit down both of you

face quiet please sit down both of you

face quiet please sit down both of you Danielle k k for kind hearted good okay

Danielle k k for kind hearted good okay

Danielle k k for kind hearted good okay for

for

for kiss L I think that'll do Danielle thank

kiss L I think that'll do Danielle thank

kiss L I think that'll do Danielle thank you uh Max L

you uh Max L

you uh Max L elephant no Max try

elephant no Max try

elephant no Max try again love good Anna M

Zing no knitting begins with a

k

k

k what do you knit

what do you knit

what do you knit with ah

W what are

W what are

W what are these needles needles excellent well

these needles needles excellent well

these needles needles excellent well done Giovani can you give me a word

done Giovani can you give me a word

done Giovani can you give me a word beginning with the letter o orival no

beginning with the letter o orival no

beginning with the letter o orival no olid day no

opless yes you are you keep dropping

opless yes you are you keep dropping

opless yes you are you keep dropping your

your

your aspirat

aspirat

aspirat and not drop nothing no no no no an

and not drop nothing no no no no an

and not drop nothing no no no no an aspirate is the sound made by the letter

aspirate is the sound made by the letter

aspirate is the sound made by the letter H the words you've given me all start

H the words you've given me all start

H the words you've given me all start with h and not with an O excuse I want a

with h and not with an O excuse I want a

with h and not with an O excuse I want a word beginning with o come on how to

word beginning with o come on how to

word beginning with o come on how to side that's better excuse me Mr Brown ah

side that's better excuse me Mr Brown ah

side that's better excuse me Mr Brown ah hello Miss Courtney wants to see you in

hello Miss Courtney wants to see you in

hello Miss Courtney wants to see you in the te- room ah all right I'll be as

the te- room ah all right I'll be as

the te- room ah all right I'll be as quick as I can gvan would you take

quick as I can gvan would you take

quick as I can gvan would you take charge of the class one the way see

charge of the class one the way see

charge of the class one the way see Professor I think you better come too

Professor I think you better come too

Professor I think you better come too Pedro Miss Courtney's found your fishy

Pedro Miss Courtney's found your fishy

Pedro Miss Courtney's found your fishy friend are you going to answer me look

friend are you going to answer me look

friend are you going to answer me look what is your

what is your

what is your name who are you and what are you doing

name who are you and what are you doing

name who are you and what are you doing here what seems to be the problem Miss

here what seems to be the problem Miss

here what seems to be the problem Miss courney this is I just came in here and

courney this is I just came in here and

courney this is I just came in here and found him well he seems to be some sort

found him well he seems to be some sort

found him well he seems to be some sort of Foreigner but I can't get a word out

of Foreigner but I can't get a word out

of Foreigner but I can't get a word out of him is he one of yours no I well you

of him is he one of yours no I well you

of him is he one of yours no I well you can find out what he's doing here after

can find out what he's doing here after

can find out what he's doing here after all you do seem to have a way with these

all you do seem to have a way with these

all you do seem to have a way with these foreign persons

foreign persons

foreign persons I'll do my best

I'll do my best

I'll do my best hello what is your name

hello what is your name

hello what is your name name speak

English say something even it's only got

English say something even it's only got

English say something even it's only got naughty Amigo everything's all right not

naughty Amigo everything's all right not

naughty Amigo everything's all right not worry not worry oh H you know this

worry not worry oh H you know this

worry not worry oh H you know this person see I tell you truth it's my

person see I tell you truth it's my

person see I tell you truth it's my brother your brother I don't believe you

brother your brother I don't believe you

brother your brother I don't believe you okay I tell you truth it's not my

okay I tell you truth it's not my

okay I tell you truth it's not my brother it's a good friend we sleep

brother it's a good friend we sleep

brother it's a good friend we sleep together not in the same bed same room

together not in the same bed same room

together not in the same bed same room look uh why don't you tell me the whole

look uh why don't you tell me the whole

look uh why don't you tell me the whole story okay I make it a clean chest

story okay I make it a clean chest

story okay I make it a clean chest breast see but you must promise me not

breast see but you must promise me not

breast see but you must promise me not to tell nobody well let's hear what you

to tell nobody well let's hear what you

to tell nobody well let's hear what you have to say first his name is Boris it's

have to say first his name is Boris it's

have to say first his name is Boris it's marino marino she

oh a sailor sailor last night he com in

oh a sailor sailor last night he com in

oh a sailor sailor last night he com in back where I work he's rushing Russian

back where I work he's rushing Russian

back where I work he's rushing Russian you mean he was in a hurry no no he's

you mean he was in a hurry no no he's

you mean he was in a hurry no no he's rushing from

rushing from

rushing from Russia sailor a Russian

Russia sailor a Russian

Russia sailor a Russian sailor we drink Vodka see vodka and he

sailor we drink Vodka see vodka and he

sailor we drink Vodka see vodka and he asked me for mental home asked you for

asked me for mental home asked you for

asked me for mental home asked you for what he say no go back Russia ask me for

what he say no go back Russia ask me for

what he say no go back Russia ask me for mental home

Asylum political

Asylum he's a Defector no he's

Asylum he's a Defector no he's

Asylum he's a Defector no he's roing you know let him take him back oh

roing you know let him take him back oh

roing you know let him take him back oh no of course not this is a free country

no of course not this is a free country

no of course not this is a free country if he wants to stay here he's perfectly

if he wants to stay here he's perfectly

if he wants to stay here he's perfectly at Liberty to do so welcome to England

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] comrade

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] cencio what do you want you're supposed

cencio what do you want you're supposed

cencio what do you want you're supposed to be studying the books who say so how

to be studying the books who say so how

to be studying the books who say so how say so yeah look Professor is put me in

say so yeah look Professor is put me in

say so yeah look Professor is put me in charge you got to do what I tell you now

charge you got to do what I tell you now

charge you got to do what I tell you now I'm going to ask you the questions and

I'm going to ask you the questions and

I'm going to ask you the questions and you're going to give me the

you're going to give me the

you're going to give me the answers OK

answers OK

answers OK CI

CI

CI Ali yeah yes please what is a noun oh

Ali yeah yes please what is a noun oh

Ali yeah yes please what is a noun oh blimy it is very simple NAA is a lady

blimy it is very simple NAA is a lady

blimy it is very simple NAA is a lady who is living in a

who is living in a

who is living in a Convent

Convent

Convent kasana

kasana

kasana Jam what's the plural of a thief ah

Jam what's the plural of a thief ah

Jam what's the plural of a thief ah the plural of a thief a

the plural of a thief a

the plural of a thief a thief Robbers no no not robbers look

thief Robbers no no not robbers look

thief Robbers no no not robbers look these are

robbers one a th two THS that's

robbers one a th two THS that's

robbers one a th two THS that's better

better

better Max what's the opposite of

Max what's the opposite of

Max what's the opposite of bitter

bitter

bitter lter that's not right sure it is

lter that's not right sure it is

lter that's not right sure it is opposite of bitter money is lot of

money thank you Gan you can sit down H

money thank you Gan you can sit down H

money thank you Gan you can sit down H uh when I think it might be a good idea

uh when I think it might be a good idea

uh when I think it might be a good idea if Boris sat next to

if Boris sat next to

if Boris sat next to you for your uh general information

you for your uh general information

you for your uh general information Boris is from Russia much better he sit

Boris is from Russia much better he sit

Boris is from Russia much better he sit next me rather than representative of C

next me rather than representative of C

next me rather than representative of C philosophy sorry to disappoint you suly

philosophy sorry to disappoint you suly

philosophy sorry to disappoint you suly but Boris has decided to change horses

but Boris has decided to change horses

but Boris has decided to change horses oh blame me is he a Russian

oh blame me is he a Russian

oh blame me is he a Russian cowboy no Ellie I mean that he's decided

cowboy no Ellie I mean that he's decided

cowboy no Ellie I mean that he's decided that he prefers our Democratic way of

that he prefers our Democratic way of

that he prefers our Democratic way of life to the Russian regime he's a

life to the Russian regime he's a

life to the Russian regime he's a Defector he's pler but Ling Russian

Defector he's pler but Ling Russian

Defector he's pler but Ling Russian Embassy we'll do no such thing Su uh

Embassy we'll do no such thing Su uh

Embassy we'll do no such thing Su uh Boris has made his decision and after

Boris has made his decision and after

Boris has made his decision and after the class Miss Courtney will inform the

the class Miss Courtney will inform the

the class Miss Courtney will inform the home office who will then decide whether

home office who will then decide whether

home office who will then decide whether he can stay why he wish to re Lasher

he can stay why he wish to re Lasher

he can stay why he wish to re Lasher well I hav the faintest idea hey maybe

well I hav the faintest idea hey maybe

well I hav the faintest idea hey maybe he's a spy yeah a double hent maybe Su

he's a spy yeah a double hent maybe Su

he's a spy yeah a double hent maybe Su is right we send him back where he came

is right we send him back where he came

is right we send him back where he came from he should be

from he should be

from he should be interrogated sit down everybody quiet

interrogated sit down everybody quiet

interrogated sit down everybody quiet please sit down I'm sure that bis has a

please sit down I'm sure that bis has a

please sit down I'm sure that bis has a perfectly good reason for wishing to

perfectly good reason for wishing to

perfectly good reason for wishing to remain here bis D would you come out

remain here bis D would you come out

remain here bis D would you come out here

please F does Boris speak any English uh

please F does Boris speak any English uh

please F does Boris speak any English uh I teach him a little oh good why do you

I teach him a little oh good why do you

I teach him a little oh good why do you wish to leave

Russia I see you speak English as well

Russia I see you speak English as well

Russia I see you speak English as well as as one does yeah it's all right why

as as one does yeah it's all right why

as as one does yeah it's all right why do you wish to leave

do you wish to leave

do you wish to leave Russia well come over

here Russia

D England D why you leave Russia to stay

D England D why you leave Russia to stay

D England D why you leave Russia to stay in England

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[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] ah a

ah a

ah a woman is this true one she she last

woman is this true one she she last

woman is this true one she she last night in bar he meets beautiful girl he

night in bar he meets beautiful girl he

night in bar he meets beautiful girl he has fallen how you say heels

has fallen how you say heels

has fallen how you say heels overhead Head Over

overhead Head Over

overhead Head Over Heels oh well thank you Boris you can

Heels oh well thank you Boris you can

Heels oh well thank you Boris you can sit down H uh sit

sit down H uh sit

sit down H uh sit down leave move

down leave move

down leave move congratulations well suly I'm sure even

congratulations well suly I'm sure even

congratulations well suly I'm sure even you wouldn't wish to stand in the way of

you wouldn't wish to stand in the way of

you wouldn't wish to stand in the way of true love true should be for State not

true love true should be for State not

true love true should be for State not individual yes well not this side of the

individual yes well not this side of the

individual yes well not this side of the Iron Curtain now where were we up to in

Iron Curtain now where were we up to in

Iron Curtain now where were we up to in the alphabet uh which letter have we got

the alphabet uh which letter have we got

the alphabet uh which letter have we got to p p well then suppose you give me a

to p p well then suppose you give me a

to p p well then suppose you give me a word beginning with p propaganda

word beginning with p propaganda

word beginning with p propaganda propaganda as used by decadent Western

propaganda as used by decadent Western

propaganda as used by decadent Western World to spread rice about grous peace

World to spread rice about grous peace

World to spread rice about grous peace rubbing

rubbing

rubbing Chinese so Le do you have to make a

Chinese so Le do you have to make a

Chinese so Le do you have to make a political speech every time you answer a

political speech every time you answer a

political speech every time you answer a question yes CH M he say it is duty of

question yes CH M he say it is duty of

question yes CH M he say it is duty of those who can see to guide Brian right

those who can see to guide Brian right

those who can see to guide Brian right up Loth the eight points for attention

up Loth the eight points for attention

up Loth the eight points for attention are as follows do not damage clocks do

are as follows do not damage clocks do

are as follows do not damage clocks do not take rties with women do

not take rties with women do

not take rties with women do not thank you that'll do Ali you give me

not thank you that'll do Ali you give me

not thank you that'll do Ali you give me a word beginning with

a word beginning with

a word beginning with q q yes go

q q yes go

q q yes go on Q yes come on Q Ali will you give me

on Q yes come on Q Ali will you give me

on Q yes come on Q Ali will you give me a word beginning with the letter Q oh

a word beginning with the letter Q oh

a word beginning with the letter Q oh blamy I'm giving it to you three times

blamy I'm giving it to you three times

blamy I'm giving it to you three times already Q like bus stop Q oh yes I'm

already Q like bus stop Q oh yes I'm

already Q like bus stop Q oh yes I'm sorry well done Taro a

sorry well done Taro a

sorry well done Taro a awesome radio good ranit s

awesome radio good ranit s

awesome radio good ranit s Eskimo Eskimo begins with an E thousand

Eskimo Eskimo begins with an E thousand

Eskimo Eskimo begins with an E thousand apologies think of a word that describes

apologies think of a word that describes

apologies think of a word that describes you stupid don't you call me stupid you

you stupid don't you call me stupid you

you stupid don't you call me stupid you halfed Pakistani papadam don't you call

halfed Pakistani papadam don't you call

halfed Pakistani papadam don't you call me Pakistani papadam you brown of

me Pakistani papadam you brown of

me Pakistani papadam you brown of chap all right that'll do sit down with

chap all right that'll do sit down with

chap all right that'll do sit down with both of you one

both of you one

both of you one t

t

t t

te no no one I don't mean it's time for

te no no one I don't mean it's time for

te no no one I don't mean it's time for the tea break never mind sit

the tea break never mind sit

the tea break never mind sit down excuse me Mr Brown what what is it

down excuse me Mr Brown what what is it

down excuse me Mr Brown what what is it this time Glades there's another one

this time Glades there's another one

this time Glades there's another one turned up another what a rusy I've shown

turned up another what a rusy I've shown

turned up another what a rusy I've shown him into Miss Courtney's office I am

captain are you and you are Mrs I am

captain are you and you are Mrs I am

captain are you and you are Mrs I am Miss

Miss

Miss Courtney a fine woman like you has no

Courtney a fine woman like you has no

Courtney a fine woman like you has no husband

husband

husband no I am understanding you prefer to have

no I am understanding you prefer to have

no I am understanding you prefer to have the lovers certainly

the lovers certainly

the lovers certainly not now will you please get to the point

not now will you please get to the point

not now will you please get to the point I have reason to believe that one of my

I have reason to believe that one of my

I have reason to believe that one of my men is here really oh come Mrs C

men is here really oh come Mrs C

men is here really oh come Mrs C Miss we both know he's here he must come

Miss we both know he's here he must come

Miss we both know he's here he must come back to the ship and return to Russia

back to the ship and return to Russia

back to the ship and return to Russia that is for him to decide enter wish to

that is for him to decide enter wish to

that is for him to decide enter wish to see me miss cotney this is Captain Ivan

see me miss cotney this is Captain Ivan

see me miss cotney this is Captain Ivan Ivanovich Mr Brown our English teacher

Ivanovich Mr Brown our English teacher

Ivanovich Mr Brown our English teacher how are you doing very well thank

how are you doing very well thank

how are you doing very well thank you I welcome you to England you and

you I welcome you to England you and

you I welcome you to England you and your compatriot are perfectly safe here

your compatriot are perfectly safe here

your compatriot are perfectly safe here don't have to go back to Russia if you

don't have to go back to Russia if you

don't have to go back to Russia if you don't want

don't want

don't want to Mr Brown yes the captain has no wish

to Mr Brown yes the captain has no wish

to Mr Brown yes the captain has no wish to stay here he has come to take back

to stay here he has come to take back

to stay here he has come to take back the other person ah but you can't do

the other person ah but you can't do

the other person ah but you can't do that why not well uh he doesn't want to

that why not well uh he doesn't want to

that why not well uh he doesn't want to go back he's met this girl you see and

go back he's met this girl you see and

go back he's met this girl you see and they want to get married no it's

they want to get married no it's

they want to get married no it's impossible we are only being here for

impossible we are only being here for

impossible we are only being here for the one night yeah well it was love at

the one night yeah well it was love at

the one night yeah well it was love at first sight no peoples do not fall in

first sight no peoples do not fall in

first sight no peoples do not fall in love at first sight peoples do I tell

love at first sight peoples do I tell

love at first sight peoples do I tell you he cannot be getting an English wife

you he cannot be getting an English wife

you he cannot be getting an English wife why not because he already has a Russian

why not because he already has a Russian

why not because he already has a Russian one saying that he's already mared

one saying that he's already mared

one saying that he's already mared Anastasia well this puts an entirely

Anastasia well this puts an entirely

Anastasia well this puts an entirely different complexion on the matter I'm

different complexion on the matter I'm

different complexion on the matter I'm afraid we have no alternative but to

afraid we have no alternative but to

afraid we have no alternative but to return your roving shipmate will you see

return your roving shipmate will you see

return your roving shipmate will you see to it Mr bran very

well you are a woman of great per

well you are a woman of great per

well you are a woman of great per reception as well as being

reception as well as being

reception as well as being beautiful thank you you are reminding me

beautiful thank you you are reminding me

beautiful thank you you are reminding me so much of your great National figure oh

so much of your great National figure oh

so much of your great National figure oh yes people have said I resemble the

yes people have said I resemble the

yes people have said I resemble the queen no no not the queen British

bulog one I asked you the question what

bulog one I asked you the question what

bulog one I asked you the question what is the name for a group of

is the name for a group of

is the name for a group of cows hey come on you know what I'm

cows hey come on you know what I'm

cows hey come on you know what I'm saying you might have fool Professor

saying you might have fool Professor

saying you might have fool Professor you're not the fool of me huh now what's

you're not the fool of me huh now what's

you're not the fool of me huh now what's the name for a group of a cows I don't

the name for a group of a cows I don't

the name for a group of a cows I don't know a heard the

know a heard the

know a heard the cows heard the cows sure I heard a

cows heard the cows sure I heard a

cows heard the cows sure I heard a cow Santa Maria heard the cows is a lot

cow Santa Maria heard the cows is a lot

cow Santa Maria heard the cows is a lot of cows and you speak a lot of

BS thank you

BS thank you

BS thank you dear thank goodness your back I tell you

dear thank goodness your back I tell you

dear thank goodness your back I tell you Professor I don't know how you put up

Professor I don't know how you put up

Professor I don't know how you put up with all these foreigners

bis Dada yeah well there's a set a

bis Dada yeah well there's a set a

bis Dada yeah well there's a set a friend of yours outside waiting to take

friend of yours outside waiting to take

friend of yours outside waiting to take you back to the ship captain Ivanovich

you back to the ship captain Ivanovich

you back to the ship captain Ivanovich nit yeah not nit da da he's told me all

nit yeah not nit da da he's told me all

nit yeah not nit da da he's told me all about Anastasia

about Anastasia

about Anastasia Anastasia for your general information

Anastasia for your general information

Anastasia for your general information Anastasia is boris's wife back in

Russia the Rand

kak you will permit me Mr BR all yours

Captain

G now come along pay attention we've had

G now come along pay attention we've had

G now come along pay attention we've had enough interruptions for one evening

enough interruptions for one evening

enough interruptions for one evening which letter in the alphabet were we up

which letter in the alphabet were we up

which letter in the alphabet were we up to ah me t

to ah me t

to ah me t good well one tacco tobacco good uh Max

good well one tacco tobacco good uh Max

good well one tacco tobacco good uh Max you me no no no no no no no no the

you me no no no no no no no no the

you me no no no no no no no no the letter you umbrella yes good but uh not

letter you umbrella yes good but uh not

letter you umbrella yes good but uh not umbrella

umbrella

umbrella umbrella

umbrella

umbrella ho Anna V vent vent yes good as in air

ho Anna V vent vent yes good as in air

ho Anna V vent vent yes good as in air vent nine as in I vent to wash my hands

vent nine as in I vent to wash my hands

vent nine as in I vent to wash my hands no Anna those V those words begin with W

no Anna those V those words begin with W

no Anna those V those words begin with W I want a word beginning with v what

I want a word beginning with v what

I want a word beginning with v what instrument does y hoodi menu in play a

instrument does y hoodi menu in play a

instrument does y hoodi menu in play a fiddle a

violin

violin

violin good uh Danielle w w for war good W for

good uh Danielle w w for war good W for

good uh Danielle w w for war good W for when I only wanted one word

when I only wanted one word

when I only wanted one word Daniel excuse me Mr Brown what is it

Daniel excuse me Mr Brown what is it

Daniel excuse me Mr Brown what is it this time Gladis he's back who's back I

this time Gladis he's back who's back I

this time Gladis he's back who's back I live and the

live and the

live and the terrible wants to see

terrible wants to see

terrible wants to see you ja would

you ah Captain you wanted to see me yes

you ah Captain you wanted to see me yes

you ah Captain you wanted to see me yes Mr Barn could I could I please have a

Mr Barn could I could I please have a

Mr Barn could I could I please have a word with

you will you please speak on my behalf

you will you please speak on my behalf

you will you please speak on my behalf now please will you do this one thing

now please will you do this one thing

now please will you do this one thing for me

for me

for me please thank you Mr

than enter Miss courtley we've got a bit

than enter Miss courtley we've got a bit

than enter Miss courtley we've got a bit of a problem Captain Ivanovich is

of a problem Captain Ivanovich is

of a problem Captain Ivanovich is outside oh don't tell me his compatriot

outside oh don't tell me his compatriot

outside oh don't tell me his compatriot has escaped oh no Boris is safely on his

has escaped oh no Boris is safely on his

has escaped oh no Boris is safely on his way back to the ship well then why is

way back to the ship well then why is

way back to the ship well then why is the captain returned well he wants to

the captain returned well he wants to

the captain returned well he wants to defect you see he says like Boris that

defect you see he says like Boris that

defect you see he says like Boris that he's fallen heels overhead in love oh

he's fallen heels overhead in love oh

he's fallen heels overhead in love oh these foreigners are impossible why tell

these foreigners are impossible why tell

these foreigners are impossible why tell him to go away his infatuations have

him to go away his infatuations have

him to go away his infatuations have nothing to do with us well I'm afraid

nothing to do with us well I'm afraid

nothing to do with us well I'm afraid this one has you see he says uh he's

this one has you see he says uh he's

this one has you see he says uh he's fallen in love with

you little English

bulog I am loving you

bulog I am loving you

bulog I am loving you [Applause]

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[Applause]

[Applause] Mrs

Mrs

Mrs [Music]

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good evening

good evening

good evening everyone not all here yet then I see oh

everyone not all here yet then I see oh

everyone not all here yet then I see oh well not to worry oh good evening gvan

well not to worry oh good evening gvan

well not to worry oh good evening gvan oh it's not good anything hi what's the

oh it's not good anything hi what's the

oh it's not good anything hi what's the matter I've got a terrible

matter I've got a terrible

matter I've got a terrible overhang the word is hangover or

overhang the word is hangover or

overhang the word is hangover or whatever it is I've got it I drank too

whatever it is I've got it I drank too

whatever it is I've got it I drank too much Veno at lunchtime oh it's fatal to

much Veno at lunchtime oh it's fatal to

much Veno at lunchtime oh it's fatal to drink at midday oh oh good evening Max

drink at midday oh oh good evening Max

drink at midday oh oh good evening Max oh please don't speak too loud I am

oh please don't speak too loud I am

oh please don't speak too loud I am thinking you you have been also looking

thinking you you have been also looking

thinking you you have been also looking on the wine too much that's the trouble

on the wine too much that's the trouble

on the wine too much that's the trouble he's not looking he's drinking like a me

he's not looking he's drinking like a me

he's not looking he's drinking like a me yeah why did you drink so much it was

yeah why did you drink so much it was

yeah why did you drink so much it was the Feast of my patron saint St maximilo

the Feast of my patron saint St maximilo

the Feast of my patron saint St maximilo so we had a drink then we drink to my

so we had a drink then we drink to my

so we had a drink then we drink to my Patron St Giovani then we have a dring

Patron St Giovani then we have a dring

Patron St Giovani then we have a dring for my patriarch then one for the pope

for my patriarch then one for the pope

for my patriarch then one for the pope arimis sop and after that I remember

arimis sop and after that I remember

arimis sop and after that I remember nothing me neither yeah well you better

nothing me neither yeah well you better

nothing me neither yeah well you better go and sit down gently

excuse me

please ah that way Ali what are you

please ah that way Ali what are you

please ah that way Ali what are you doing I'm checking with my compass they

doing I'm checking with my compass they

doing I'm checking with my compass they checking what I'm wanting to find out

checking what I'm wanting to find out

checking what I'm wanting to find out where is Mecca hey I know where Mecca is

where is Mecca hey I know where Mecca is

where is Mecca hey I know where Mecca is it's a Bigg dance place in

it's a Bigg dance place in

it's a Bigg dance place in hamerson ah you Spaghetti Head you are

hamerson ah you Spaghetti Head you are

hamerson ah you Spaghetti Head you are not understanding I'm EXP learning to

not understanding I'm EXP learning to

not understanding I'm EXP learning to you tomorrow I'm having the honor of

you tomorrow I'm having the honor of

you tomorrow I'm having the honor of leading the prayer in our holy M so

leading the prayer in our holy M so

leading the prayer in our holy M so tonight I'm going to have a practice

tonight I'm going to have a practice

tonight I'm going to have a practice after the class ah waste of time the

after the class ah waste of time the

after the class ah waste of time the seik religion is the true fight that's

seik religion is the true fight that's

seik religion is the true fight that's not true Catholic religion is a

not true Catholic religion is a

not true Catholic religion is a true Roman

true Roman

true Roman Catholic what about Greek Orthodox what

Catholic what about Greek Orthodox what

Catholic what about Greek Orthodox what about Martin

Luther not

Luther not

Luther not only

only

only [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] sett down everyone sit down actually

sett down everyone sit down actually

sett down everyone sit down actually you're all wrong according to the Bible

you're all wrong according to the Bible

you're all wrong according to the Bible the original true Faith was the Jewish

the original true Faith was the Jewish

the original true Faith was the Jewish one I don't believe it it's true it's

one I don't believe it it's true it's

one I don't believe it it's true it's holy R Who WR

holy R Who WR

holy R Who WR it holy RIT is the Bible yeah you can't

it holy RIT is the Bible yeah you can't

it holy RIT is the Bible yeah you can't believe everything you read in the Bible

believe everything you read in the Bible

believe everything you read in the Bible no why not well some of its how you say

no why not well some of its how you say

no why not well some of its how you say fairies Tales you take a that Adam and

fairies Tales you take a that Adam and

fairies Tales you take a that Adam and Eve now you're not going to tell me it

Eve now you're not going to tell me it

Eve now you're not going to tell me it was only an apple he was

was only an apple he was

was only an apple he was after yeah I know what he was

after yeah I know what he was

after yeah I know what he was [Music]

[Music]

[Music] after I'm sure you do but uh we won't

after I'm sure you do but uh we won't

after I'm sure you do but uh we won't pursue that you're here to improve your

pursue that you're here to improve your

pursue that you're here to improve your English not disprove the Bible Danielle

English not disprove the Bible Danielle

English not disprove the Bible Danielle is late this evening however we'll carry

is late this evening however we'll carry

is late this evening however we'll carry on without her right as you know in a

on without her right as you know in a

on without her right as you know in a few weeks time you will all be taking

few weeks time you will all be taking

few weeks time you will all be taking your lower Cambridge so tonight I

your lower Cambridge so tonight I

your lower Cambridge so tonight I thought I'd give you an oral examination

thought I'd give you an oral examination

thought I'd give you an oral examination you are wanting to look at our

you are wanting to look at our

you are wanting to look at our tooths no no I mean that I'm going to go

tooths no no I mean that I'm going to go

tooths no no I mean that I'm going to go around the class and ask you all to give

around the class and ask you all to give

around the class and ask you all to give me some answers and hope that I get some

me some answers and hope that I get some

me some answers and hope that I get some correct ones yeah have having a quiz yes

correct ones yeah have having a quiz yes

correct ones yeah have having a quiz yes sort of like Mr

sort of like Mr

sort of like Mr Mind Mastermind yes please actually

Mind Mastermind yes please actually

Mind Mastermind yes please actually that's not a bad idea R Let's uh make it

that's not a bad idea R Let's uh make it

that's not a bad idea R Let's uh make it competitive we'll have a knockout

competitive we'll have a knockout

competitive we'll have a knockout competition you mean like at the big

competition you mean like at the big

competition you mean like at the big punch up only verbally I'll go around

punch up only verbally I'll go around

punch up only verbally I'll go around the class and whoever fails to answer a

the class and whoever fails to answer a

the class and whoever fails to answer a question correctly drops out all right

question correctly drops out all right

question correctly drops out all right now where shall we start uh yes Jamila

now where shall we start uh yes Jamila

now where shall we start uh yes Jamila I'll give you an easy one to start with

I'll give you an easy one to start with

I'll give you an easy one to start with um what is the plural of Goose goose yes

um what is the plural of Goose goose yes

um what is the plural of Goose goose yes one goose

one goose

one goose gooses she's knocked

gooses she's knocked

gooses she's knocked out the plural of goose is geese OHA

out the plural of goose is geese OHA

out the plural of goose is geese OHA geese uh we won't count that let's have

geese uh we won't count that let's have

geese uh we won't count that let's have another one uh let me see uh what what

another one uh let me see uh what what

another one uh let me see uh what what is the opposite of good not

is the opposite of good not

is the opposite of good not good I would have preferred you to have

good I would have preferred you to have

good I would have preferred you to have said bad but we we'll accept that all

said bad but we we'll accept that all

said bad but we we'll accept that all right uh Giovani what is an epistle

right uh Giovani what is an epistle

right uh Giovani what is an epistle that's easy an epistle is the wife of an

that's easy an epistle is the wife of an

that's easy an epistle is the wife of an apostle

that's you I'm wrong yes an epistle is a

that's you I'm wrong yes an epistle is a

that's you I'm wrong yes an epistle is a letter Max give me another word for

letter Max give me another word for

letter Max give me another word for forward McDonald

forward McDonald

forward McDonald McDonald yeah he plays forward for

McDonald yeah he plays forward for

McDonald yeah he plays forward for Arsenal I don't mean that kind of

Arsenal I don't mean that kind of

Arsenal I don't mean that kind of forward in other words for for for

forward in other words for for for

forward in other words for for for moving

moving

moving forward had Vance Advance yes good well

forward had Vance Advance yes good well

forward had Vance Advance yes good well and uh another word for debunk deed

and uh another word for debunk deed

and uh another word for debunk deed no h it means to ridicule Al correct the

no h it means to ridicule Al correct the

no h it means to ridicule Al correct the following sentence last night I am going

following sentence last night I am going

following sentence last night I am going to the cinema last night I not going to

to the cinema last night I not going to

to the cinema last night I not going to the

the

the cinema wrong it is not wrong because

cinema wrong it is not wrong because

cinema wrong it is not wrong because last night I'm not going anywhere at all

last night I'm not going anywhere at all

last night I'm not going anywhere at all you should have said last night I went

you should have said last night I went

you should have said last night I went to the cinema but I'm telling you I

to the cinema but I'm telling you I

to the cinema but I'm telling you I didn't went it doesn't matter whether

didn't went it doesn't matter whether

didn't went it doesn't matter whether you did or didn't you're out all

you did or didn't you're out all

you did or didn't you're out all right I'm sorry I'm so late Mr BR that's

right I'm sorry I'm so late Mr BR that's

right I'm sorry I'm so late Mr BR that's all right Danielle were you held up by

all right Danielle were you held up by

all right Danielle were you held up by the traffic no I was held up by a man

the traffic no I was held up by a man

the traffic no I was held up by a man Heavens you you mean a muger I do not

Heavens you you mean a muger I do not

Heavens you you mean a muger I do not know his

know his

know his name but he works as a woodwork teacher

name but he works as a woodwork teacher

name but he works as a woodwork teacher here in the school one of the teachers

here in the school one of the teachers

here in the school one of the teachers here tried to rob you no not rob me oh

here tried to rob you no not rob me oh

here tried to rob you no not rob me oh well surely not uh he was trying to

well surely not uh he was trying to

well surely not uh he was trying to chatter me up oh I see he wanted to take

chatter me up oh I see he wanted to take

chatter me up oh I see he wanted to take me out you want I give him a bunch of

me out you want I give him a bunch of

me out you want I give him a bunch of fibs he's bigger than you Max

fibs he's bigger than you Max

fibs he's bigger than you Max everybody's bigger than Max

everybody's bigger than Max

everybody's bigger than Max hey what what you're saying huh I listen

hey what what you're saying huh I listen

hey what what you're saying huh I listen NRI you

NRI you

NRI you don't okay come outside all right settle

don't okay come outside all right settle

don't okay come outside all right settle down you two come on don't worry about

down you two come on don't worry about

down you two come on don't worry about it Daniel I'm sure that this uh woodwork

it Daniel I'm sure that this uh woodwork

it Daniel I'm sure that this uh woodwork teacher whatever his name is was only

teacher whatever his name is was only

teacher whatever his name is was only trying to be friendly but he was trying

trying to be friendly but he was trying

trying to be friendly but he was trying to be more than friendly he would not

to be more than friendly he would not

to be more than friendly he would not let me go pass until I agreed to have

let me go pass until I agreed to have

let me go pass until I agreed to have dinner with him he does seem to have

dinner with him he does seem to have

dinner with him he does seem to have been rather persistent then Erica I have

been rather persistent then Erica I have

been rather persistent then Erica I have heard you say a brainwash way yes I tell

heard you say a brainwash way yes I tell

heard you say a brainwash way yes I tell him I cannot go out with him because I

him I cannot go out with him because I

him I cannot go out with him because I am engaged to be married oh very good

am engaged to be married oh very good

am engaged to be married oh very good quick thinking there's any one problem

quick thinking there's any one problem

quick thinking there's any one problem what was that I tell him I'm engaged to

what was that I tell him I'm engaged to

what was that I tell him I'm engaged to be married to

be married to

be married to you me yes it was a good idea yes it was

you me yes it was a good idea yes it was

you me yes it was a good idea yes it was a good idea no did anybody over hear you

a good idea no did anybody over hear you

a good idea no did anybody over hear you only Gladis oh great that's worse than

only Gladis oh great that's worse than

only Gladis oh great that's worse than putting it on News at 10 it'll be way

putting it on News at 10 it'll be way

putting it on News at 10 it'll be way the school by now you say that Mr Brown

the school by now you say that Mr Brown

the school by now you say that Mr Brown is engaged to his French student that's

is engaged to his French student that's

is engaged to his French student that's right I heard her tell Mr Jarvis in the

right I heard her tell Mr Jarvis in the

right I heard her tell Mr Jarvis in the te- room well is absolutely

te- room well is absolutely

te- room well is absolutely disgraceful I think he might have had

disgraceful I think he might have had

disgraceful I think he might have had the decency to tell me first tell you

the decency to tell me first tell you

the decency to tell me first tell you yes it's most

yes it's most

yes it's most inconsiderate oh

inconsiderate oh

inconsiderate oh dear I'm sorry I didn't know didn't know

dear I'm sorry I didn't know didn't know

dear I'm sorry I didn't know didn't know what oh nothing nothing I must be

what oh nothing nothing I must be

what oh nothing nothing I must be getting

back go GL did you say anything to miss

back go GL did you say anything to miss

back go GL did you say anything to miss Courtney about Danielle and me oh only

Courtney about Danielle and me oh only

Courtney about Danielle and me oh only in passing oh great I've been going

in passing oh great I've been going

in passing oh great I've been going second I didn't mean any harm I'd no

second I didn't mean any harm I'd no

second I didn't mean any harm I'd no idea she felt that way what way about

idea she felt that way what way about

idea she felt that way what way about you what are you talking about oh

you what are you talking about oh

you what are you talking about oh unrequited love paron you and her

unrequited love paron you and her

unrequited love paron you and her ladyship she fancies you oh don't be

ladyship she fancies you oh don't be

ladyship she fancies you oh don't be ridiculous yeah oh it's true oh she was

ridiculous yeah oh it's true oh she was

ridiculous yeah oh it's true oh she was very upset when she heard about you and

very upset when she heard about you and

very upset when she heard about you and Danielle I don't know where you got this

Danielle I don't know where you got this

Danielle I don't know where you got this ridiculous story from but you are

ridiculous story from but you are

ridiculous story from but you are completely mistaken oh no I'm not I

completely mistaken oh no I'm not I

completely mistaken oh no I'm not I heard her but I mean she told you that

heard her but I mean she told you that

heard her but I mean she told you that she fancied me well not in so many words

she fancied me well not in so many words

she fancied me well not in so many words but I knew was written all over her face

but I knew was written all over her face

but I knew was written all over her face I can't believe it yes oh it's not

I can't believe it yes oh it's not

I can't believe it yes oh it's not unusual though oh lots of older women

unusual though oh lots of older women

unusual though oh lots of older women fall for younger men my sister ran off

fall for younger men my sister ran off

fall for younger men my sister ran off with a 30y old Milkman really how old

with a 30y old Milkman really how old

with a 30y old Milkman really how old was your sister

was your sister

was your sister 65 but miss Courtney's always given me

65 but miss Courtney's always given me

65 but miss Courtney's always given me the impression that she didn't like me

the impression that she didn't like me

the impression that she didn't like me oh well women are very funny and she's

oh well women are very funny and she's

oh well women are very funny and she's at a funny age yeah you can say that

at a funny age yeah you can say that

at a funny age yeah you can say that again well the best of luck thank you

again well the best of luck thank you

again well the best of luck thank you come to think of it you're not far off

come to think of it you're not far off

come to think of it you're not far off it

yourself

yourself

yourself and Miss Courtney well well if it isn't

and Miss Courtney well well if it isn't

and Miss Courtney well well if it isn't the college Casanova yes I've come to

the college Casanova yes I've come to

the college Casanova yes I've come to explain about that are you sure you can

explain about that are you sure you can

explain about that are you sure you can spare the time it's a complete

spare the time it's a complete

spare the time it's a complete misunderstanding you see I'm not really

misunderstanding you see I'm not really

misunderstanding you see I'm not really engaged to Danielle she only said that

engaged to Danielle she only said that

engaged to Danielle she only said that to uh stop one of the teachers from

to uh stop one of the teachers from

to uh stop one of the teachers from pestering her really it's perfectly true

pestering her really it's perfectly true

pestering her really it's perfectly true uh the chap who takes the woodwork class

uh the chap who takes the woodwork class

uh the chap who takes the woodwork class was trying to chat her up Mr Jarvis is

was trying to chat her up Mr Jarvis is

was trying to chat her up Mr Jarvis is that his name well I I've never met him

that his name well I I've never met him

that his name well I I've never met him anyway she concocted the whole thing

anyway she concocted the whole thing

anyway she concocted the whole thing just to get out of an embarrassing

just to get out of an embarrassing

just to get out of an embarrassing situation I see I'm terribly sorry

situation I see I'm terribly sorry

situation I see I'm terribly sorry especially in view of um well in view of

especially in view of um well in view of

especially in view of um well in view of what yeah well I hardly like to mention

what yeah well I hardly like to mention

what yeah well I hardly like to mention it well you have mentioned it so you may

it well you have mentioned it so you may

it well you have mentioned it so you may as well continue well let me say right

as well continue well let me say right

as well continue well let me say right away that it's a perfectly natural thing

away that it's a perfectly natural thing

away that it's a perfectly natural thing to happen what is well for one person to

to happen what is well for one person to

to happen what is well for one person to be attracted to another despite a

be attracted to another despite a

be attracted to another despite a difference in their ages to what two

difference in their ages to what two

difference in their ages to what two persons are you referring well you and

I you and I

I you and I

I you and I yes Mr Brown I had no idea you felt like

yes Mr Brown I had no idea you felt like

yes Mr Brown I had no idea you felt like that about

me well as you said yourself It's

me well as you said yourself It's

me well as you said yourself It's Perfectly Natural oh you poor dear boy

Perfectly Natural oh you poor dear boy

Perfectly Natural oh you poor dear boy oh no scy you don't understand oh but I

oh no scy you don't understand oh but I

oh no scy you don't understand oh but I do men have always found me rather

do men have always found me rather

do men have always found me rather fascinating yeah I'm sure they have look

fascinating yeah I'm sure they have look

fascinating yeah I'm sure they have look let me explain now there's no need to

let me explain now there's no need to

let me explain now there's no need to apologize for the way you feel yes of

apologize for the way you feel yes of

apologize for the way you feel yes of course it's out of the question Miss

course it's out of the question Miss

course it's out of the question Miss Courtney please now don't start

Courtney please now don't start

Courtney please now don't start groing don't get over it yes I suppose I

groing don't get over it yes I suppose I

groing don't get over it yes I suppose I will and now I suggest you go and squash

will and now I suggest you go and squash

will and now I suggest you go and squash this foolish rumor about you and your

this foolish rumor about you and your

this foolish rumor about you and your French fiance all right I'll do that

French fiance all right I'll do that

French fiance all right I'll do that thank

thank

thank you and Mr Brown yes Miss Courtney don't

you and Mr Brown yes Miss Courtney don't

you and Mr Brown yes Miss Courtney don't worry about this other little Affair I

worry about this other little Affair I

worry about this other little Affair I shall tell her so your secret is safe

shall tell her so your secret is safe

shall tell her so your secret is safe with me you're very

with me you're very

with me you're very kind poor fellow oh come on Danel come

kind poor fellow oh come on Danel come

kind poor fellow oh come on Danel come on Mr P Danel aren't you in the

on Mr P Danel aren't you in the

on Mr P Danel aren't you in the classroom I am trying to explain to Mr

classroom I am trying to explain to Mr

classroom I am trying to explain to Mr Jarvis was I said between us is not true

Jarvis was I said between us is not true

Jarvis was I said between us is not true sure it's every man for himself is it

sure it's every man for himself is it

sure it's every man for himself is it bro look I'd appreciate it Mr Jarvis if

bro look I'd appreciate it Mr Jarvis if

bro look I'd appreciate it Mr Jarvis if you stopped pestering my students if you

you stopped pestering my students if you

you stopped pestering my students if you don't mind a bit sensitive aren't we to

don't mind a bit sensitive aren't we to

don't mind a bit sensitive aren't we to to the green eye is it certainly not

to the green eye is it certainly not

to the green eye is it certainly not well then as they say in this lovely

well then as they say in this lovely

well then as they say in this lovely lady's land F shut your Gob don't you

lady's land F shut your Gob don't you

lady's land F shut your Gob don't you speak to Mr Brown like this he will be

speak to Mr Brown like this he will be

speak to Mr Brown like this he will be angry with you oh really he is not

angry with you oh really he is not

angry with you oh really he is not frightened of you oh aren't you well I'm

frightened of you oh aren't you well I'm

frightened of you oh aren't you well I'm not no he's not and if you're not

not no he's not and if you're not

not no he's not and if you're not careful he will hit you Danel could NY

careful he will hit you Danel could NY

careful he will hit you Danel could NY fly look Jarvis I'm not the SL and he is

fly look Jarvis I'm not the SL and he is

fly look Jarvis I'm not the SL and he is ready whenever you are right tonight

ready whenever you are right tonight

ready whenever you are right tonight after class in the yard we'll have a

after class in the yard we'll have a

after class in the yard we'll have a buch

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up Mr BR thanks uh F you drop a chly a

up Mr BR thanks uh F you drop a chly a

up Mr BR thanks uh F you drop a chly a chly wink chly wink a drink oh a drink

chly wink chly wink a drink oh a drink

chly wink chly wink a drink oh a drink drop a Jack The Dandy Jack The Dandy

drop a Jack The Dandy Jack The Dandy

drop a Jack The Dandy Jack The Dandy drop a Blandy oh get this jum up with a

drop a Blandy oh get this jum up with a

drop a Blandy oh get this jum up with a big fight no thanks please your

big fight no thanks please your

big fight no thanks please your J I suppose it's uh all over the school

J I suppose it's uh all over the school

J I suppose it's uh all over the school ah the news has got around here listen I

ah the news has got around here listen I

ah the news has got around here listen I can give you a few tips you know tips

can give you a few tips you know tips

can give you a few tips you know tips yeah I used to read them right oh uh

yeah I used to read them right oh uh

yeah I used to read them right oh uh fine you've got it you got it listen

fine you've got it you got it listen

fine you've got it you got it listen I'll tell you what you do you put your

I'll tell you what you do you put your

I'll tell you what you do you put your hands up right then you stand and you

hands up right then you stand and you

hands up right then you stand and you start weaving all of a sudden you do the

start weaving all of a sudden you do the

start weaving all of a sudden you do the shuffle

shuffle

shuffle and sorry actually I feel rather nervous

and sorry actually I feel rather nervous

and sorry actually I feel rather nervous oh it's the anal it an allerin yeah

oh it's the anal it an allerin yeah

oh it's the anal it an allerin yeah adrenaline oh well you should

adrenaline oh well you should

adrenaline oh well you should know you should be all right once you've

know you should be all right once you've

know you should be all right once you've hit him a couple of times yeah it's him

hit him a couple of times yeah it's him

hit him a couple of times yeah it's him hitting me that's worrying me per you

hitting me that's worrying me per you

hitting me that's worrying me per you had a quiet word with him he might

had a quiet word with him he might

had a quiet word with him he might forget the whole thing listen you can't

forget the whole thing listen you can't

forget the whole thing listen you can't back out with now there's a principal

back out with now there's a principal

back out with now there's a principal involved well let her fight Mr Jarvis

involved well let her fight Mr Jarvis

involved well let her fight Mr Jarvis they're more evenly M yeah but listen

they're more evenly M yeah but listen

they're more evenly M yeah but listen it's a point of Honor you must let Mr

it's a point of Honor you must let Mr

it's a point of Honor you must let Mr Jarvis know your fr

Jarvis know your fr

Jarvis know your fr I think he knows already oh I'll see you

I think he knows already oh I'll see you

I think he knows already oh I'll see you later don't forget the old one

too this fight what about it well we

too this fight what about it well we

too this fight what about it well we show you out the wind when you get in

show you out the wind when you get in

show you out the wind when you get in the ring first you smash him in the

the ring first you smash him in the

the ring first you smash him in the stomach and when his head comes down you

stomach and when his head comes down you

stomach and when his head comes down you knee him under the chin no no no no no

knee him under the chin no no no no no

knee him under the chin no no no no no much better CH the back no no no no

much better CH the back no no no no

much better CH the back no no no no first you hit him in the throat and then

first you hit him in the throat and then

first you hit him in the throat and then you BST him in the

you BST him in the

you BST him in the stomach

stomach

stomach all right all right that any more

all right all right that any more

all right all right that any more fighting you're here to learn English I

fighting you're here to learn English I

fighting you're here to learn English I mean don't forget why you're here right

mean don't forget why you're here right

mean don't forget why you're here right now who haven't I asked a question so

now who haven't I asked a question so

now who haven't I asked a question so far right suie give me the comparative

far right suie give me the comparative

far right suie give me the comparative and the superlative of the following

and the superlative of the following

and the superlative of the following adjective all right rude lud Luda lud

adjective all right rude lud Luda lud

adjective all right rude lud Luda lud right

right

right right uh ranit complete the following

right uh ranit complete the following

right uh ranit complete the following proverb a bird in the hand makes mess on

proverb a bird in the hand makes mess on

proverb a bird in the hand makes mess on your

wrist

wrist

wrist a bird in the hand is worth two in the

a bird in the hand is worth two in the

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush you're out right Danielle explain

bush you're out right Danielle explain

bush you're out right Danielle explain the meaning of the word

the meaning of the word

the meaning of the word illiterate that is someone whose parents

illiterate that is someone whose parents

illiterate that is someone whose parents are not

are not

are not married Danielle that's

married Danielle that's

married Danielle that's illegitimate sorry

illegitimate sorry

illegitimate sorry ju give me the opposite of the following

ju give me the opposite of the following

ju give me the opposite of the following words ready not ready yeah I had to

start I I lost that's enough that's not

start I I lost that's enough that's not

start I I lost that's enough that's not the

the

the stop H go sit down stand up oh somebody

stop H go sit down stand up oh somebody

stop H go sit down stand up oh somebody stoping please silencio hey I do good

stoping please silencio hey I do good

stoping please silencio hey I do good yes good

yes good

yes good talent

talent

talent T me the following tenses of the verb to

T me the following tenses of the verb to

T me the following tenses of the verb to move past perfect the present perfect

move past perfect the present perfect

move past perfect the present perfect the past

continuous don't say something Tero I am

continuous don't say something Tero I am

continuous don't say something Tero I am out

out

out right two have you got left

right two have you got left

right two have you got left in yeah well let's see how many of you

in yeah well let's see how many of you

in yeah well let's see how many of you can survive another

can survive another

can survive another round can you count up to

round can you count up to

round can you count up to 10 count up to 10 1 2

3 in

3 in

3 in English

English

English one

one

one two four

two four

two four three six oh sorry

three six oh sorry

three six oh sorry Max give me another word uh and explain

Max give me another word uh and explain

Max give me another word uh and explain to me what uh what is the meaning of

to me what uh what is the meaning of

to me what uh what is the meaning of syntax the tax you pay when you go to

syntax the tax you pay when you go to

syntax the tax you pay when you go to the

church no it means sentence

church no it means sentence

church no it means sentence construction trully Spell democracy c h

construction trully Spell democracy c h

construction trully Spell democracy c h i n

i n

i n a because if i' asked you to spell

a because if i' asked you to spell

a because if i' asked you to spell dictatorship you spelled out England or

dictatorship you spelled out England or

dictatorship you spelled out England or Amica well one that leaves only you if

Amica well one that leaves only you if

Amica well one that leaves only you if you can answer the next question

you can answer the next question

you can answer the next question correctly you will be the brain of the

correctly you will be the brain of the

correctly you will be the brain of the class which doesn't say an awful lot for

class which doesn't say an awful lot for

class which doesn't say an awful lot for the rest of you for never

the rest of you for never

the rest of you for never mind here is your question what is

mind here is your question what is

mind here is your question what is another name for a valley between two

another name for a valley between two

another name for a valley between two mountains Valley between two mountains

mountains Valley between two mountains

mountains Valley between two mountains see yes

see yes

see yes uh

us w

yes I

yes I

yes I will I am the big the big bra yeah it

will I am the big the big bra yeah it

will I am the big the big bra yeah it goes with your big

goes with your big

goes with your big head don't stop

head don't stop

head don't stop please squeeze me please Mr Brown yes it

please squeeze me please Mr Brown yes it

please squeeze me please Mr Brown yes it is homing time not quite but you are

is homing time not quite but you are

is homing time not quite but you are wanting to get ready for your big fight

wanting to get ready for your big fight

wanting to get ready for your big fight tonight with the oer teacher we are

tonight with the oer teacher we are

tonight with the oer teacher we are wanting to be there in time to see you

wanting to be there in time to see you

wanting to be there in time to see you knock the stiffing out of him there's

knock the stiffing out of him there's

knock the stiffing out of him there's not going to be any fight you not mean

not going to be any fight you not mean

not going to be any fight you not mean that I do Santa Maria what about all the

that I do Santa Maria what about all the

that I do Santa Maria what about all the money we

money we

money we bet honey you you betting on the result

bet honey you you betting on the result

bet honey you you betting on the result sure we all put in one each but £10 on

sure we all put in one each but £10 on

sure we all put in one each but £10 on me to win no we back the other

me to win no we back the other

me to win no we back the other fell thanks a lot no I'm only joking

fell thanks a lot no I'm only joking

fell thanks a lot no I'm only joking sure we back you to win you ready

sure we back you to win you ready

sure we back you to win you ready then ready yeah for the fight ah yes the

then ready yeah for the fight ah yes the

then ready yeah for the fight ah yes the fight look uh could I have a word with

fight look uh could I have a word with

fight look uh could I have a word with you Mr JIS

outside well look we're both reasonable

outside well look we're both reasonable

outside well look we're both reasonable men I'm

men I'm

men I'm not look um I'm sure we can settle this

not look um I'm sure we can settle this

not look um I'm sure we can settle this amicably well I'm sure we can oh have

amicably well I'm sure we can oh have

amicably well I'm sure we can oh have not your block off ah just the two

not your block off ah just the two

not your block off ah just the two persons I wanted to see what's all this

persons I wanted to see what's all this

persons I wanted to see what's all this I hear about a fight it's just a private

I hear about a fight it's just a private

I hear about a fight it's just a private matter between Mr Brown and myself

matter between Mr Brown and myself

matter between Mr Brown and myself nonsense it's common knowledge

nonsense it's common knowledge

nonsense it's common knowledge throughout the whole school now step

throughout the whole school now step

throughout the whole school now step into my office shut the door behind you

into my office shut the door behind you

into my office shut the door behind you take heed for I shall not tell you again

take heed for I shall not tell you again

take heed for I shall not tell you again I will not have members of my staff

I will not have members of my staff

I will not have members of my staff brawling in public I absolutely forbid

brawling in public I absolutely forbid

brawling in public I absolutely forbid it you do most definitely oh good I mean

it you do most definitely oh good I mean

it you do most definitely oh good I mean what a Pity I was quite looking forward

what a Pity I was quite looking forward

what a Pity I was quite looking forward to it that's not the impression I got

to it that's not the impression I got

to it that's not the impression I got you mean to tell me that you were

you mean to tell me that you were

you mean to tell me that you were actually looking forward to this fight

actually looking forward to this fight

actually looking forward to this fight oh yes besides there was a point of

oh yes besides there was a point of

oh yes besides there was a point of honor at stake what point of Honor well

honor at stake what point of Honor well

honor at stake what point of Honor well this person insulted Miss Daniel favra

this person insulted Miss Daniel favra

this person insulted Miss Daniel favra he forced his attentions on her I

he forced his attentions on her I

he forced his attentions on her I see male chauvinism a Mr Jarvis well why

see male chauvinism a Mr Jarvis well why

see male chauvinism a Mr Jarvis well why not we we like to be dominated nonsense

not we we like to be dominated nonsense

not we we like to be dominated nonsense oh come now miss Courtney the man is by

oh come now miss Courtney the man is by

oh come now miss Courtney the man is by nature the hunting well this puts an

nature the hunting well this puts an

nature the hunting well this puts an entirely different complexion on the

entirely different complexion on the

entirely different complexion on the matter it does yes much as I have poor

matter it does yes much as I have poor

matter it does yes much as I have poor fighting I feel that under the

fighting I feel that under the

fighting I feel that under the circumstances perhaps your motives were

Justified we can of little punch up in

Justified we can of little punch up in

Justified we can of little punch up in the yard certainly not oh thank goodness

the yard certainly not oh thank goodness

the yard certainly not oh thank goodness you will settle your differences in a

you will settle your differences in a

you will settle your differences in a much more civil ized and sporting manner

much more civil ized and sporting manner

much more civil ized and sporting manner oh I quite agree how about a game of

oh I quite agree how about a game of

oh I quite agree how about a game of chess the school has a perfectly good

chess the school has a perfectly good

chess the school has a perfectly good gymnasium if you must knock each other

gymnasium if you must knock each other

gymnasium if you must knock each other about I suggest you do it there tomorrow

about I suggest you do it there tomorrow

about I suggest you do it there tomorrow night after

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] class where is Mr Brown he's just

class where is Mr Brown he's just

class where is Mr Brown he's just putting his gloves up oh and he comes

now

now

now [Applause]

sit down please I heard something for

sit down please I heard something for

sit down please I heard something for you what's that if you put this in his

you what's that if you put this in his

you what's that if you put this in his gloves yeah probably my wrist too no

gloves yeah probably my wrist too no

gloves yeah probably my wrist too no thank you excuse

please no Tera you do that after

each all right all right Gentlemen

each all right all right Gentlemen

each all right all right Gentlemen please please ladies and gentlemen

please please ladies and gentlemen

please please ladies and gentlemen this is a three round contest 3 minutes

this is a three round contest 3 minutes

this is a three round contest 3 minutes each round on my right from the woodwork

each round on my right from the woodwork

each round on my right from the woodwork Department rigel

Department rigel

Department rigel [Music]

J and on my left from the language class

J and on my left from the language class

J and on my left from the language class jeny

jeny

jeny [Applause]

Brown now listen I want a good clean

Brown now listen I want a good clean

Brown now listen I want a good clean fight remember this I want no scratching

fight remember this I want no scratching

fight remember this I want no scratching bulging gouging eating the belt shake

bulging gouging eating the belt shake

bulging gouging eating the belt shake hands now come out

F second

F second

F second [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] out yet

on this must be might not a

on this must be might not a

on this must be might not a [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] dance

dance

dance all right You' asked for it give you the

all right You' asked for it give you the

all right You' asked for it give you the old Al

Shuffle

[Applause]

2 that corner

2 that corner

2 that corner big

you are getting him very worried yeah

you are getting him very worried yeah

you are getting him very worried yeah he's worried he's going to kill me we're

he's worried he's going to kill me we're

he's worried he's going to kill me we're going to lose our money we got to do

going to lose our money we got to do

going to lose our money we got to do something I have an

idea hey that's a good

idea hey Mr woodwork you box real good

idea hey Mr woodwork you box real good

idea hey Mr woodwork you box real good you know

you know

you know thanks listen you boxed before I want

thanks listen you boxed before I want

thanks listen you boxed before I want you Dr

you Dr

you Dr I don't re your Mr Brown STS much of a

I don't re your Mr Brown STS much of a

I don't re your Mr Brown STS much of a chance well maybe somehow I don't think

chance well maybe somehow I don't think

chance well maybe somehow I don't think i' like to be in your shoes

i' like to be in your shoes

i' like to be in your shoes [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] yeah

yeah

yeah [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] oh good evening

everyone Mr Brown I want to thank you

everyone Mr Brown I want to thank you

everyone Mr Brown I want to thank you what you did last night you were so bra

what you did last night you were so bra

what you did last night you were so bra well it was nothing really Brown Mr

well it was nothing really Brown Mr

well it was nothing really Brown Mr Brown what is it oh blimy he's at it

Brown what is it oh blimy he's at it

Brown what is it oh blimy he's at it again who's at it again that Ocker

again who's at it again that Ocker

again who's at it again that Ocker teacher Mr Jarvis he's making advantages

teacher Mr Jarvis he's making advantages

teacher Mr Jarvis he's making advantages to jamaa advances yes please so I'm

to jamaa advances yes please so I'm

to jamaa advances yes please so I'm giving a kick in his back side and now

giving a kick in his back side and now

giving a kick in his back side and now he's challenging me to a punch up oh not

he's challenging me to a punch up oh not

he's challenging me to a punch up oh not again I don't think you should go

again I don't think you should go

again I don't think you should go through with it Alie I mean with all due

through with it Alie I mean with all due

through with it Alie I mean with all due respect you're not as experienced as I

respect you're not as experienced as I

respect you're not as experienced as I am that is what I am thinking so I'm

am that is what I am thinking so I'm

am that is what I am thinking so I'm telling this to Mr Jarvis good the fight

telling this to Mr Jarvis good the fight

telling this to Mr Jarvis good the fight is taking place tonight in the

is taking place tonight in the

is taking place tonight in the gymnasium I'm sorry I thought you said

gymnasium I'm sorry I thought you said

gymnasium I'm sorry I thought you said you weren't fighting him oh no not me

you weren't fighting him oh no not me

you weren't fighting him oh no not me but I'm naming you as my

but I'm naming you as my

but I'm naming you as my [Applause]

substitute

substitute

substitute [Music]

do do do do

do do do do

do do do do [Music]

what do you think you're all playing at

what do you think you're all playing at

what do you think you're all playing at squeeze please we are not playing we are

squeeze please we are not playing we are

squeeze please we are not playing we are arguing see I'm 5 minutes late and

arguing see I'm 5 minutes late and

arguing see I'm 5 minutes late and you're all getting at each other's

you're all getting at each other's

you're all getting at each other's throats already he's insulting my

throats already he's insulting my

throats already he's insulting my prophet and he's insulting my Guru well

prophet and he's insulting my Guru well

prophet and he's insulting my Guru well sit down come on all of you Su tell sit

sit down come on all of you Su tell sit

sit down come on all of you Su tell sit down Danielle I'm surprised at you what

down Danielle I'm surprised at you what

down Danielle I'm surprised at you what were you and Max arguing about well

were you and Max arguing about well

were you and Max arguing about well nothing honest I I just asked her to

nothing honest I I just asked her to

nothing honest I I just asked her to come for a Greek meal and I thought we

come for a Greek meal and I thought we

come for a Greek meal and I thought we could have a little bit of this and a

could have a little bit of this and a

could have a little bit of this and a little bit of that it's a little bit of

little bit of that it's a little bit of

little bit of that it's a little bit of zza that I don't like sit

zza that I don't like sit

zza that I don't like sit down giovan what were you and Juan

down giovan what were you and Juan

down giovan what were you and Juan quarreling over he's to make a fun of

quarreling over he's to make a fun of

quarreling over he's to make a fun of Santa Maria but Santa Maria the Virgin

Santa Maria but Santa Maria the Virgin

Santa Maria but Santa Maria the Virgin Mary no Luigi Santa Maria the Italian

Mary no Luigi Santa Maria the Italian

Mary no Luigi Santa Maria the Italian footballer Ian footballers animals you

footballer Ian footballers animals you

footballer Ian footballers animals you shut your mouth you big Spanish

shut your mouth you big Spanish

shut your mouth you big Spanish onion without you if you all spend half

onion without you if you all spend half

onion without you if you all spend half as much energy on learning English as

as much energy on learning English as

as much energy on learning English as you do on arguing with each other you'd

you do on arguing with each other you'd

you do on arguing with each other you'd be Word Perfect by now as it is you

be Word Perfect by now as it is you

be Word Perfect by now as it is you still have a lot to learn just over a

still have a lot to learn just over a

still have a lot to learn just over a week you take your examinations and I

week you take your examinations and I

week you take your examinations and I don't think you're quite ready at all

don't think you're quite ready at all

don't think you're quite ready at all exqueeze please you are committing a

exqueeze please you are committing a

exqueeze please you are committing a mistake no I'm not you may have mastered

mistake no I'm not you may have mastered

mistake no I'm not you may have mastered a few verbs but you speak English

a few verbs but you speak English

a few verbs but you speak English atrociously all we need is a little

atrociously all we need is a little

atrociously all we need is a little electrocution hello ution H you're quite

electrocution hello ution H you're quite

electrocution hello ution H you're quite right Max what you all need is to

right Max what you all need is to

right Max what you all need is to practice your English conversation now

practice your English conversation now

practice your English conversation now part of your exam will consist of how

part of your exam will consist of how

part of your exam will consist of how well you speak English as well as know

well you speak English as well as know

well you speak English as well as know it so before we break for tea I'm going

it so before we break for tea I'm going

it so before we break for tea I'm going to go around the class and I want each

to go around the class and I want each

to go around the class and I want each of you to speak for one minute in turn

of you to speak for one minute in turn

of you to speak for one minute in turn on whatever subject I give you all right

on whatever subject I give you all right

on whatever subject I give you all right we'll start with you Danielle your

we'll start with you Danielle your

we'll start with you Danielle your subject is the seaside the

subject is the seaside the

subject is the seaside the seaside I like to go to the beach take

seaside I like to go to the beach take

seaside I like to go to the beach take all my clothes off and lie in the

all my clothes off and lie in the

all my clothes off and lie in the Sun

Sun

Sun tell me which beach I come and

tell me which beach I come and

tell me which beach I come and watch don't interrupt Giovani sit down

watch don't interrupt Giovani sit down

watch don't interrupt Giovani sit down go on Dan one weekend I went to the

go on Dan one weekend I went to the

go on Dan one weekend I went to the aisle of the men at the aisle of man yes

aisle of the men at the aisle of man yes

aisle of the men at the aisle of man yes but I was very disappointed they were

but I was very disappointed they were

but I was very disappointed they were not all

not all

not all men so thank you Danielle that'll do

men so thank you Danielle that'll do

men so thank you Danielle that'll do well done Ali yes please television

well done Ali yes please television

well done Ali yes please television jelly good uh I am liking very much the

jelly good uh I am liking very much the

jelly good uh I am liking very much the English

English

English television every night I'm watching the

television every night I'm watching the

television every night I'm watching the crosswords

crosswords

crosswords Crossroads uh yes please uh I'm also

Crossroads uh yes please uh I'm also

Crossroads uh yes please uh I'm also liking all the advertisements and I am

liking all the advertisements and I am

liking all the advertisements and I am learning lots of useful English things

learning lots of useful English things

learning lots of useful English things like a graded grains making finer

like a graded grains making finer

like a graded grains making finer flour and little perforations it's very

flour and little perforations it's very

flour and little perforations it's very only one thing I'm not liking what's

only one thing I'm not liking what's

only one thing I'm not liking what's that paying the money for the

that paying the money for the

that paying the money for the license worry Al thank you well done

license worry Al thank you well done

license worry Al thank you well done jell good suly your subject philosophy

jell good suly your subject philosophy

jell good suly your subject philosophy very

very

very good in Democratic Republic of China

good in Democratic Republic of China

good in Democratic Republic of China philosophy is for the pl where all

philosophy is for the pl where all

philosophy is for the pl where all property invested in community each

property invested in community each

property invested in community each member working according to his capacity

member working according to his capacity

member working according to his capacity and receiving according to it wants as

and receiving according to it wants as

and receiving according to it wants as opposed to Western philosophy where PL

opposed to Western philosophy where PL

opposed to Western philosophy where PL exploited by collab Capital andaris the

exploited by collab Capital andaris the

exploited by collab Capital andaris the war

MERS Hitler chairman ma he say that is

MERS Hitler chairman ma he say that is

MERS Hitler chairman ma he say that is not true

true

true

true Jer a minute please is an

Jer a minute please is an

Jer a minute please is an art art painting oh huh a painting I

art art painting oh huh a painting I

art art painting oh huh a painting I like very much painting last wedding's

like very much painting last wedding's

like very much painting last wedding's day I am did painting but you painted a

day I am did painting but you painted a

day I am did painting but you painted a picture no no picture I painting kitchen

picture no no picture I painting kitchen

picture no no picture I painting kitchen door I don't mean that sort of painting

door I don't mean that sort of painting

door I don't mean that sort of painting I mean works by the great Masters like

I mean works by the great Masters like

I mean works by the great Masters like Leonardo da Vinci turner matis oh a huh

Leonardo da Vinci turner matis oh a huh

Leonardo da Vinci turner matis oh a huh now last week ending I am going to Tatty

now last week ending I am going to Tatty

now last week ending I am going to Tatty Gallery

Gallery

Gallery take take and I am not like what I

take take and I am not like what I

take take and I am not like what I see pantings of ladies Barefoot up to

see pantings of ladies Barefoot up to

see pantings of ladies Barefoot up to here and showing their bosoms and all

here and showing their bosoms and all

here and showing their bosoms and all that and also paintings of undressed

that and also paintings of undressed

that and also paintings of undressed gentlemen showing all I think we're

gentlemen showing all I think we're

gentlemen showing all I think we're going to the

going to the

going to the T all right Anna can you speak for a

T all right Anna can you speak for a

T all right Anna can you speak for a minute on life after death yeah

minute on life after death yeah

minute on life after death yeah I do not believe in life after death

I do not believe in life after death

I do not believe in life after death when you are dead that is the end that's

when you are dead that is the end that's

when you are dead that is the end that's not true when you die you go to heaven

not true when you die you go to heaven

not true when you die you go to heaven well as the Catholics go to

well as the Catholics go to

well as the Catholics go to heaven talk about everybody else

heaven talk about everybody else

heaven talk about everybody else everybody else go to

everybody else go to

everybody else go to hell If Heaven is full of Catholics like

hell If Heaven is full of Catholics like

hell If Heaven is full of Catholics like you I would prefer to go to hell yeah I

you I would prefer to go to hell yeah I

you I would prefer to go to hell yeah I don't think we'll pursue that subject

don't think we'll pursue that subject

don't think we'll pursue that subject for anymore if you don't mind thank you

for anymore if you don't mind thank you

for anymore if you don't mind thank you Anna Max a minute please on British

Anna Max a minute please on British

Anna Max a minute please on British Birds I like British Birds especially

Birds I like British Birds especially

Birds I like British Birds especially blondes why that is not very funny Max

blondes why that is not very funny Max

blondes why that is not very funny Max sorry every day in the garden of my

sorry every day in the garden of my

sorry every day in the garden of my lodging house I have many birds Blacky

lodging house I have many birds Blacky

lodging house I have many birds Blacky Birds cocky sparrows and uh sometimes a

Birds cocky sparrows and uh sometimes a

Birds cocky sparrows and uh sometimes a blue

blue

blue breast tit a blue

breast tit a blue

breast tit a blue tit okay yesterday

tit okay yesterday

tit okay yesterday I see a red robin

I see a red robin

I see a red robin tit well that's a robin RED

tit well that's a robin RED

tit well that's a robin RED Press okay yes the British Birds much

Press okay yes the British Birds much

Press okay yes the British Birds much confusing yeah well never mind well done

confusing yeah well never mind well done

confusing yeah well never mind well done now giovan what should we give you to

now giovan what should we give you to

now giovan what should we give you to speak about

speak about

speak about girls I don't think so giovan have you

girls I don't think so giovan have you

girls I don't think so giovan have you any hobbies sure my favorite hobby is

any hobbies sure my favorite hobby is

any hobbies sure my favorite hobby is girls haven't you any other Hobbies sure

girls haven't you any other Hobbies sure

girls haven't you any other Hobbies sure but not as

but not as

but not as good I know it's difficult for you

good I know it's difficult for you

good I know it's difficult for you giovan but try and speak for one minute

giovan but try and speak for one minute

giovan but try and speak for one minute without bringing girls into your

without bringing girls into your

without bringing girls into your conversation okay I've got two other

conversation okay I've got two other

conversation okay I've got two other Hobbies the first hobby is making the

Hobbies the first hobby is making the

Hobbies the first hobby is making the wine what's the second hobby drinking

wine what's the second hobby drinking

wine what's the second hobby drinking it after I drink it I do my third hobby

it after I drink it I do my third hobby

it after I drink it I do my third hobby but you don't let me talk about

but you don't let me talk about

but you don't let me talk about that hey my friend Vincenzo is Obie is

that hey my friend Vincenzo is Obie is

that hey my friend Vincenzo is Obie is pinching Oh you mean he's a thief no not

pinching Oh you mean he's a thief no not

pinching Oh you mean he's a thief no not a thief he said his hobby was pinching

a thief he said his hobby was pinching

a thief he said his hobby was pinching what does he pinch you don't let me talk

what does he pinch you don't let me talk

what does he pinch you don't let me talk about that

about that

about that e thank you Giovani that'll do thank you

e thank you Giovani that'll do thank you

e thank you Giovani that'll do thank you ranit what can you tell us about

ranit what can you tell us about

ranit what can you tell us about Evolution nothing at

Evolution nothing at

Evolution nothing at all why not I am not knowing what it

all why not I am not knowing what it

all why not I am not knowing what it means well it means the origin of the

means well it means the origin of the

means well it means the origin of the species where we all came from ah now I

species where we all came from ah now I

species where we all came from ah now I am understanding good I came from Punjab

am understanding good I came from Punjab

am understanding good I came from Punjab he came from Italy she came from France

he came from Italy she came from France

he came from Italy she came from France no no no no you're taking me too

no no no no you're taking me too

no no no no you're taking me too literally I mean I want you to speak

literally I mean I want you to speak

literally I mean I want you to speak about how life itself began thousand

about how life itself began thousand

about how life itself began thousand apologies Life begin when man and lady

apologies Life begin when man and lady

apologies Life begin when man and lady make

make

make love yes but before that what

love yes but before that what

love yes but before that what happened they put the light

out no no no Darwin's theory of

out no no no Darwin's theory of

out no no no Darwin's theory of evolution ranged is that life was not

evolution ranged is that life was not

evolution ranged is that life was not created but evolved from a pre-existing

created but evolved from a pre-existing

created but evolved from a pre-existing form the first forms of life were in the

form the first forms of life were in the

form the first forms of life were in the sea and then came creatures who got out

sea and then came creatures who got out

sea and then came creatures who got out of the sea and crawled on their legs

of the sea and crawled on their legs

of the sea and crawled on their legs then became four-legged mammal

then became four-legged mammal

then became four-legged mammal then came creatures who learned to stand

then came creatures who learned to stand

then came creatures who learned to stand on two legs and then came the great apes

on two legs and then came the great apes

on two legs and then came the great apes and then came the

and then came the

and then came the Muslims don't you call me ape you son of

Muslims don't you call me ape you son of

Muslims don't you call me ape you son of a crosy

a crosy

a crosy goat if I have any more trouble you both

goat if I have any more trouble you both

goat if I have any more trouble you both stay behind for extra

stay behind for extra

stay behind for extra study

study

study one let's hear your observations on the

Stars ah see stars there's plenty Stars

Stars ah see stars there's plenty Stars

Stars ah see stars there's plenty Stars yeah well can you name some see uh

yeah well can you name some see uh

yeah well can you name some see uh Sophia laoren

Qui sorry Mr Brown just a joke just if

Qui sorry Mr Brown just a joke just if

Qui sorry Mr Brown just a joke just if it isn't too much trouble can you try

it isn't too much trouble can you try

it isn't too much trouble can you try being more serious for one minute she

being more serious for one minute she

being more serious for one minute she she minute I speak serious for one

minute

minute

minute stars in the heaven plenty Stars some

stars in the heaven plenty Stars some

stars in the heaven plenty Stars some big stars some little

big stars some little

big stars some little stars some not so big stars some not so

stars some not so big stars some not so

stars some not so big stars some not so little stars some Bright Stars some dull

little stars some Bright Stars some dull

little stars some Bright Stars some dull Stars some not so bright

Stars some not so bright

Stars some not so bright stars thank

stars thank

stars thank you hey I know speak for one minute yeah

you hey I know speak for one minute yeah

you hey I know speak for one minute yeah well I think you've spoken for long

well I think you've spoken for long

well I think you've spoken for long enough thank Taro

awesome a minute please on childhood not

awesome a minute please on childhood not

awesome a minute please on childhood not one speak about chudo why not very bad

one speak about chudo why not very bad

one speak about chudo why not very bad time for me me no

time for me me no

time for me me no parents no parents Santa Maria is a

parents no parents Santa Maria is a

parents no parents Santa Maria is a miracle

miracle

miracle baby mother and father killed when I was

baby mother and father killed when I was

baby mother and father killed when I was a small

a small

a small boy

boy

boy childhood very

lonely yes ter I know what you mean did

lonely yes ter I know what you mean did

lonely yes ter I know what you mean did you lose your parents when you were a

you lose your parents when you were a

you lose your parents when you were a little boy well I didn't exactly lose

little boy well I didn't exactly lose

little boy well I didn't exactly lose them I just don't know who they are youa

them I just don't know who they are youa

them I just don't know who they are youa an orphan yes that's terrible well one

an orphan yes that's terrible well one

an orphan yes that's terrible well one Easter Monday when I was about 2 weeks

Easter Monday when I was about 2 weeks

Easter Monday when I was about 2 weeks old I was left on the steps of an

old I was left on the steps of an

old I was left on the steps of an orphanage in Jeremy Street hence my name

orphanage in Jeremy Street hence my name

orphanage in Jeremy Street hence my name Jeremy oh dear me I'm being very sad for

Jeremy oh dear me I'm being very sad for

Jeremy oh dear me I'm being very sad for you not having a

you not having a

you not having a mommy yeah well cheer up early what you

mommy yeah well cheer up early what you

mommy yeah well cheer up early what you never have you never miss matter of fact

never have you never miss matter of fact

never have you never miss matter of fact until I was about two I was convinced

until I was about two I was convinced

until I was about two I was convinced that my mommy was a big woolly teddy

that my mommy was a big woolly teddy

that my mommy was a big woolly teddy bear although I must say I do often

bear although I must say I do often

bear although I must say I do often wonder sometimes whether I have any

wonder sometimes whether I have any

wonder sometimes whether I have any brothers or sisters

brothers or sisters

brothers or sisters hey we be your brothers and sisters sure

hey we be your brothers and sisters sure

hey we be your brothers and sisters sure we all become one big happy family yay

we all become one big happy family yay

we all become one big happy family yay and I will be your

and I will be your

and I will be your brother and I will be your sister well

brother and I will be your sister well

brother and I will be your sister well not quite

not quite

not quite sister well that's uh very kind of you

sister well that's uh very kind of you

sister well that's uh very kind of you all uh I think we'll break for tea now

all uh I think we'll break for tea now

all uh I think we'll break for tea now all right yes

yes ah good evening Mr Brown uh good

yes ah good evening Mr Brown uh good

yes ah good evening Mr Brown uh good evening Miss Courtney headache no thanks

evening Miss Courtney headache no thanks

evening Miss Courtney headache no thanks I've already got

I've already got

I've already got one you like a couple of aspirin I think

one you like a couple of aspirin I think

one you like a couple of aspirin I think I need a drink actually strong black

I need a drink actually strong black

I need a drink actually strong black coffee might help yeah a double Scotch

coffee might help yeah a double Scotch

coffee might help yeah a double Scotch might help a bit more no I need a break

might help a bit more no I need a break

might help a bit more no I need a break a nice quiet 10 minutes away from my

a nice quiet 10 minutes away from my

a nice quiet 10 minutes away from my students will do me the world of

students will do me the world of

students will do me the world of good what kind tomato juice please I'm

good what kind tomato juice please I'm

good what kind tomato juice please I'm only wanting CAA please barel glass of

only wanting CAA please barel glass of

only wanting CAA please barel glass of milk please look I've only got one pair

milk please look I've only got one pair

milk please look I've only got one pair of ANS hey the beautiful

of ANS hey the beautiful

of ANS hey the beautiful hand thank you you're beautiful girl

uh what did you want

uh what did you want

uh what did you want brand oh look I'm right out I'll have to

brand oh look I'm right out I'll have to

brand oh look I'm right out I'll have to go to the other bar I won't be a minute

go to the other bar I won't be a minute

go to the other bar I won't be a minute hey what

about hey boys look here is Mr Brown

about hey boys look here is Mr Brown

about hey boys look here is Mr Brown what are you all doing

what are you all doing

what are you all doing here what it makes a change canteen

here what it makes a change canteen

here what it makes a change canteen coffee not very good can we be buying

coffee not very good can we be buying

coffee not very good can we be buying you a drinky please well that's very

you a drinky please well that's very

you a drinky please well that's very kind of you Alie but I've got a bit of a

kind of you Alie but I've got a bit of a

kind of you Alie but I've got a bit of a headache so if you don't mind I'll just

headache so if you don't mind I'll just

headache so if you don't mind I'll just have a quiet sit down over over there

have a quiet sit down over over there

have a quiet sit down over over there a hello Mr brand oh hello yes

a hello Mr brand oh hello yes

a hello Mr brand oh hello yes please don't you ever get drunk every

please don't you ever get drunk every

please don't you ever get drunk every night I can't face the wife

night I can't face the wife

night I can't face the wife sober you got any family hey you

sober you got any family hey you

sober you got any family hey you got any family any children oh yes and

got any family any children oh yes and

got any family any children oh yes and no what do you mean yes and no well me

no what do you mean yes and no well me

no what do you mean yes and no well me and Li we did have a nipp once and I was

and Li we did have a nipp once and I was

and Li we did have a nipp once and I was out of work had no money got a bit

out of work had no money got a bit

out of work had no money got a bit desperate so I wrapped the baby up well

desperate so I wrapped the baby up well

desperate so I wrapped the baby up well took it out put it on the steps of the

took it out put it on the steps of the

took it out put it on the steps of the orphanage an orphanage

orphanage an orphanage

orphanage an orphanage yeah in Jeremy Street Jeremy Street it

yeah in Jeremy Street Jeremy Street it

yeah in Jeremy Street Jeremy Street it wasn't on Easter Monday was it yes it

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] was s your father are you sure right so

was s your father are you sure right so

was s your father are you sure right so what did he say when you told him well I

what did he say when you told him well I

what did he say when you told him well I haven't told him yet but you must oh I

haven't told him yet but you must oh I

haven't told him yet but you must oh I don't know some things are best left

don't know some things are best left

don't know some things are best left alone I mean after all it was a long

alone I mean after all it was a long

alone I mean after all it was a long time ago nearly 30 years the truth Mr

time ago nearly 30 years the truth Mr

time ago nearly 30 years the truth Mr Brown must be told do you think it's

Brown must be told do you think it's

Brown must be told do you think it's wise I mean uh it's a bit of a shock to

wise I mean uh it's a bit of a shock to

wise I mean uh it's a bit of a shock to realize that you're related to someone

realize that you're related to someone

realize that you're related to someone so rough and vulgar oh nonsense I'm sure

so rough and vulgar oh nonsense I'm sure

so rough and vulgar oh nonsense I'm sure Sid will soon get used to

Sid will soon get used to

Sid will soon get used to you thank

you thank

you thank you you know come to think of it and

you you know come to think of it and

you you know come to think of it and looking at you now there's quite a

looking at you now there's quite a

looking at you now there's quite a resemblance

resemblance

resemblance Sid and me yes especially the profile

Sid and me yes especially the profile

Sid and me yes especially the profile like father like son oh

like father like son oh

like father like son oh dear what about your mother yeah what

dear what about your mother yeah what

dear what about your mother yeah what about her according to Sid she sounds a

about her according to Sid she sounds a

about her according to Sid she sounds a right old Dragon well I think it's very

right old Dragon well I think it's very

right old Dragon well I think it's very romantic

romantic

romantic enter I just brought the stop room key

back sorry I'm I'm not protruding am

back sorry I'm I'm not protruding am

back sorry I'm I'm not protruding am I no Sydney of course not quite the

I no Sydney of course not quite the

I no Sydney of course not quite the opposite in fact your presence here is

opposite in fact your presence here is

opposite in fact your presence here is most opportune oh Mr Brown has something

most opportune oh Mr Brown has something

most opportune oh Mr Brown has something to say to you haven't you Mr Brown um

to say to you haven't you Mr Brown um

to say to you haven't you Mr Brown um yes well uh I'll leave you two

alone what do you want to say son

alone what do you want to say son

alone what do you want to say son son you just called me son well don't

son you just called me son well don't

son you just called me son well don't get your nickers in the twist I call

get your nickers in the twist I call

get your nickers in the twist I call everybody son except the birds oh in any

everybody son except the birds oh in any

everybody son except the birds oh in any case I'm old enough to be your

case I'm old enough to be your

case I'm old enough to be your father look um sit down

Sid cigarettes S no I'm sorry I've just

Sid cigarettes S no I'm sorry I've just

Sid cigarettes S no I'm sorry I've just run right out no no no I'm offering you

run right out no no no I'm offering you

run right out no no no I'm offering you one oh that's very kind of you thanks

one oh that's very kind of you thanks

one oh that's very kind of you thanks very

much listen uh she

much listen uh she

much listen uh she what I wanted to ask you is uh yeah

what I wanted to ask you is uh yeah

what I wanted to ask you is uh yeah well well you

well well you

well well you see how are you keeping that's oh good

see how are you keeping that's oh good

see how are you keeping that's oh good good good listen what is it you want to

good good listen what is it you want to

good good listen what is it you want to say to me ah yes when you see it it

say to me ah yes when you see it it

say to me ah yes when you see it it could be a bit

could be a bit

could be a bit embarrassing it's not about the Cape of

embarrassing it's not about the Cape of

embarrassing it's not about the Cape of Good o is it Cape of Good o the soap

Good o is it Cape of Good o the soap

Good o is it Cape of Good o the soap that we use for the wash basins so I

that we use for the wash basins so I

that we use for the wash basins so I only did it once

only did it once

only did it once yeah it was near Christmas and I was a

yeah it was near Christmas and I was a

yeah it was near Christmas and I was a bit short you see now he fugged about

bit short you see now he fugged about

bit short you see now he fugged about half a

half a

half a dozen what you sold six bars of soap

dozen what you sold six bars of soap

dozen what you sold six bars of soap cases got pal of mne in the market you

cases got pal of mne in the market you

cases got pal of mne in the market you sells anything yeah I wish you hadn't

sells anything yeah I wish you hadn't

sells anything yeah I wish you hadn't told me about that wasn't about the soap

told me about that wasn't about the soap

told me about that wasn't about the soap no I never even heard of it is about the

no I never even heard of it is about the

no I never even heard of it is about the Crockery Crockery in the canteen haven't

Crockery Crockery in the canteen haven't

Crockery Crockery in the canteen haven't been stealing Crockery have you I only

been stealing Crockery have you I only

been stealing Crockery have you I only took about a dozen of each and some of

took about a dozen of each and some of

took about a dozen of each and some of them were all chipped you be telling me

them were all chipped you be telling me

them were all chipped you be telling me next you've been nicking the chairs do

next you've been nicking the chairs do

next you've been nicking the chairs do what nicking the chair chairs no I never

what nicking the chair chairs no I never

what nicking the chair chairs no I never need any chairs well that's a relief

need any chairs well that's a relief

need any chairs well that's a relief can't get them in me

can't get them in me

can't get them in me pocket I wonder if it's hereditary

pocket I wonder if it's hereditary

pocket I wonder if it's hereditary pardon never mind look Sid um tell me

pardon never mind look Sid um tell me

pardon never mind look Sid um tell me about your wife Sid what's she like pain

about your wife Sid what's she like pain

about your wife Sid what's she like pain in her

in her

in her neck but you must have been fond of her

neck but you must have been fond of her

neck but you must have been fond of her once nah she's always nagging nag nag

once nah she's always nagging nag nag

once nah she's always nagging nag nag nag well perhaps she feels neglected she

nag well perhaps she feels neglected she

nag well perhaps she feels neglected she deserves to be

deserves to be

deserves to be neglected our divorce it wasn't the one

neglected our divorce it wasn't the one

neglected our divorce it wasn't the one thing what's that we're not married

not married no we thought about it but

not married no we thought about it but

not married no we thought about it but we never got round to it well that's

we never got round to it well that's

we never got round to it well that's terrible well it doesn't worry us yeah

terrible well it doesn't worry us yeah

terrible well it doesn't worry us yeah but that means I'm your child is is all

but that means I'm your child is is all

but that means I'm your child is is all right Lord don't say it

right Lord don't say it

right Lord don't say it s s you must get married I mean if only

s s you must get married I mean if only

s s you must get married I mean if only for my for for your child's sake I mean

for my for for your child's sake I mean

for my for for your child's sake I mean to give it a name oh it's too late in

to give it a name oh it's too late in

to give it a name oh it's too late in the day not but that in any case we

the day not but that in any case we

the day not but that in any case we can't afford it I mean she'd want a new

can't afford it I mean she'd want a new

can't afford it I mean she'd want a new outfit and a proper do no it only be

outfit and a proper do no it only be

outfit and a proper do no it only be you're waste of money look said I'll pay

you're waste of money look said I'll pay

you're waste of money look said I'll pay do what that I'll pay for the wedding

do what that I'll pay for the wedding

do what that I'll pay for the wedding why what for well I want to can I have a

why what for well I want to can I have a

why what for well I want to can I have a new whistle and flute yeah what on a car

new whistle and flute yeah what on a car

new whistle and flute yeah what on a car and flowers yes and a booze up

and flowers yes and a booze up

and flowers yes and a booze up afterwards naturally go liy I know it

afterwards naturally go liy I know it

afterwards naturally go liy I know it sounds strange but I have got my reasons

sounds strange but I have got my reasons

sounds strange but I have got my reasons look can you and your wife meet me in

look can you and your wife meet me in

look can you and your wife meet me in the red line Pub after school tonight

the red line Pub after school tonight

the red line Pub after school tonight yeah that' be all right right well we'll

yeah that' be all right right well we'll

yeah that' be all right right well we'll see you there then yeah yeah all

see you there then yeah yeah all

see you there then yeah yeah all right see you later

right see you later

right see you later son

my own father a

my own father a

my own father a thief still I suppose I should be

thief still I suppose I should be

thief still I suppose I should be grateful in a way if he hadn't left me

grateful in a way if he hadn't left me

grateful in a way if he hadn't left me on those orphanage steps if he brought

on those orphanage steps if he brought

on those orphanage steps if he brought me up

me up

me up himself what would I be like

today oh get out of Daniel nny go Daniel

today oh get out of Daniel nny go Daniel

today oh get out of Daniel nny go Daniel oh thanks son yeah you better shove that

oh thanks son yeah you better shove that

oh thanks son yeah you better shove that in your Skyrocket as well oh yeah

in your Skyrocket as well oh yeah

in your Skyrocket as well oh yeah watch's this it must be 50 Quid here 53

watch's this it must be 50 Quid here 53

watch's this it must be 50 Quid here 53 where'd you get it from oh bump in GE

where'd you get it from oh bump in GE

where'd you get it from oh bump in GE outside didn't know fell out of his

outside didn't know fell out of his

outside didn't know fell out of his pocket oh I CH off the old block hey he

pocket oh I CH off the old block hey he

pocket oh I CH off the old block hey he we got have a nice drop afterwards no

we got have a nice drop afterwards no

we got have a nice drop afterwards no meeting a few of the lads F might go

meeting a few of the lads F might go

meeting a few of the lads F might go bash up a few Spurs supporters you know

bash up a few Spurs supporters you know

bash up a few Spurs supporters you know I mean a few Belles and go down a disco

I mean a few Belles and go down a disco

I mean a few Belles and go down a disco pick up some Crumpet

pick up some Crumpet

pick up some Crumpet and enjoy yourself hey good help son

and enjoy yourself hey good help son

and enjoy yourself hey good help son right there you go

cheers Mr

cheers Mr

cheers Mr Brown Mr Brown yeah darling what you

want Sorry Miss Courtney I was miles

want Sorry Miss Courtney I was miles

want Sorry Miss Courtney I was miles away well did you tell him yeah well I

away well did you tell him yeah well I

away well did you tell him yeah well I don't think I really ought to actually

don't think I really ought to actually

don't think I really ought to actually but of course you must tell him Mr Brown

but of course you must tell him Mr Brown

but of course you must tell him Mr Brown there's no other alternative well there

there's no other alternative well there

there's no other alternative well there is what's that well I could shoot

is what's that well I could shoot

is what's that well I could shoot myself hey

myself hey

myself hey Danielle what you do tonight why you ask

Danielle what you do tonight why you ask

Danielle what you do tonight why you ask well there's a dance at the students

well there's a dance at the students

well there's a dance at the students Club you want to come hey I was going to

Club you want to come hey I was going to

Club you want to come hey I was going to ask Danielle to come with me ah too bad

ask Danielle to come with me ah too bad

ask Danielle to come with me ah too bad I ask her first what you say well I like

I ask her first what you say well I like

I ask her first what you say well I like very much to dance good I show you how

very much to dance good I show you how

very much to dance good I show you how to do the Italian Shuffle you stand like

to do the Italian Shuffle you stand like

to do the Italian Shuffle you stand like this then you put your arms around my

this then you put your arms around my

this then you put your arms around my neck I put my arms around your

neck I put my arms around your

neck I put my arms around your waist then we put our cheeks

waist then we put our cheeks

waist then we put our cheeks together what do we do next

together what do we do next

together what do we do next who

cares I do hope I'm not interrupting

cares I do hope I'm not interrupting

cares I do hope I'm not interrupting anything I was just showing Danielle out

anything I was just showing Danielle out

anything I was just showing Danielle out to dance the Italian Shuffle yeah we

to dance the Italian Shuffle yeah we

to dance the Italian Shuffle yeah we kindly Shuffle back to your

kindly Shuffle back to your

kindly Shuffle back to your seats right now part of your examination

seats right now part of your examination

seats right now part of your examination next week will consist of reading aloud

next week will consist of reading aloud

next week will consist of reading aloud that is to say all so I thought tonight

that is to say all so I thought tonight

that is to say all so I thought tonight we'd have a practice by reading out a

we'd have a practice by reading out a

we'd have a practice by reading out a poem ah jelly good I'm hearing a jolly

poem ah jelly good I'm hearing a jolly

poem ah jelly good I'm hearing a jolly good poem last night uh there was a

good poem last night uh there was a

good poem last night uh there was a young lady called n who was tattooed all

young lady called n who was tattooed all

young lady called n who was tattooed all over in Delhi right down her back was

over in Delhi right down her back was

over in Delhi right down her back was the Union Jack and God saved the queen

the Union Jack and God saved the queen

the Union Jack and God saved the queen on her

belly thank you s John right now the

belly thank you s John right now the

belly thank you s John right now the poem we're going to read is called the

poem we're going to read is called the

poem we're going to read is called the daffodils by William WS all right I'm

daffodils by William WS all right I'm

daffodils by William WS all right I'm going to ask each of you to read out a

going to ask each of you to read out a

going to ask each of you to read out a line in turn we'll start with you again

line in turn we'll start with you again

line in turn we'll start with you again Danielle I wanted lonely as a cloud

Danielle I wanted lonely as a cloud

Danielle I wanted lonely as a cloud cloud sorry Al

cloud sorry Al

cloud sorry Al uh that floats on high O A valleys and

uh that floats on high O A valleys and

uh that floats on high O A valleys and hilles fails and Hills jelly

hilles fails and Hills jelly

hilles fails and Hills jelly good

good

good Julie when all at once I saw a cloud

Julie when all at once I saw a cloud

Julie when all at once I saw a cloud crowd j a host of golden Daffy

Diles

Diles

Diles an besides the lake beneath the trees

an besides the lake beneath the trees

an besides the lake beneath the trees the the

the

the

the max flattering and dancing in the breeze

max flattering and dancing in the breeze

max flattering and dancing in the breeze hold on

hold on

hold on giovan continuous as the stars that

giovan continuous as the stars that

giovan continuous as the stars that shine continuous as the stars that shine

shine continuous as the stars that shine

shine continuous as the stars that shine continuous as the stars that shine

continuous as the stars that shine

continuous as the stars that shine better

better

better RIT and tinkle on the Milky Way

RIT and tinkle on the Milky Way

RIT and tinkle on the Milky Way oh thousand apologies anybody know what

oh thousand apologies anybody know what

oh thousand apologies anybody know what the Milky Way is seor

chocolate no one the Milky Way is a

chocolate no one the Milky Way is a

chocolate no one the Milky Way is a luminous collection of

luminous collection of

luminous collection of stars

sopia go on it's your turn Sor right s

sopia go on it's your turn Sor right s

sopia go on it's your turn Sor right s right uh they stretched in never

right uh they stretched in never

right uh they stretched in never ending line good

ending line good

ending line good T

T

T arango the margin of the bill hold on

arango the margin of the bill hold on

arango the margin of the bill hold on I'm sure Mr Wordsworth would have found

I'm sure Mr Wordsworth would have found

I'm sure Mr Wordsworth would have found that quite an uplifting experience Mr

that quite an uplifting experience Mr

that quite an uplifting experience Mr Brown I've just had a telephone call

Brown I've just had a telephone call

Brown I've just had a telephone call from your from Sydney he asked me to

from your from Sydney he asked me to

from your from Sydney he asked me to tell you that when you finished he'll be

tell you that when you finished he'll be

tell you that when you finished he'll be waiting for you in the bar of the red

waiting for you in the bar of the red

waiting for you in the bar of the red line with your with his

wife

oh hello Sid hello Mr BR where's your

oh hello Sid hello Mr BR where's your

oh hello Sid hello Mr BR where's your wife oh she's gone to the wats it she

wife oh she's gone to the wats it she

wife oh she's gone to the wats it she won't be won't be a minute oh see you

won't be won't be a minute oh see you

won't be won't be a minute oh see you got the drinks in then yeah I told maybe

got the drinks in then yeah I told maybe

got the drinks in then yeah I told maybe she'd pay for them when you came in

oh here

s where's that teacher then meet the

s where's that teacher then meet the

s where's that teacher then meet the wife don't

wife don't

wife don't laugh hello please to meet you Mrs um

laugh hello please to meet you Mrs um

laugh hello please to meet you Mrs um you might call me m oh m

you might call me m oh m

you might call me m oh m yeah is it true what Sid says that

yeah is it true what Sid says that

yeah is it true what Sid says that you're going to pay for our wedding yes

you're going to pay for our wedding yes

you're going to pay for our wedding yes M oh we're ever so grateful ain't we

M oh we're ever so grateful ain't we

M oh we're ever so grateful ain't we said yeah we are but but what I don't

said yeah we are but but what I don't

said yeah we are but but what I don't understand yeah well I'll try and

understand yeah well I'll try and

understand yeah well I'll try and explain you see remember what you told

explain you see remember what you told

explain you see remember what you told me about leaving your little baby at

me about leaving your little baby at

me about leaving your little baby at that orphanage in Jeremy Street yeah

that orphanage in Jeremy Street yeah

that orphanage in Jeremy Street yeah yeah well one of the reasons why I want

yeah well one of the reasons why I want

yeah well one of the reasons why I want you to uh to get married is so that your

you to uh to get married is so that your

you to uh to get married is so that your child will be

child will be

child will be legitimate ah what a lovely thought oh

legitimate ah what a lovely thought oh

legitimate ah what a lovely thought oh I'm your

kiss yeah well I'm going to tell you

kiss yeah well I'm going to tell you

kiss yeah well I'm going to tell you something now it was 30 years ago that

something now it was 30 years ago that

something now it was 30 years ago that you left that baby at that orphanage in

you left that baby at that orphanage in

you left that baby at that orphanage in Jeremy Street yeah it was about that

Jeremy Street yeah it was about that

Jeremy Street yeah it was about that time yeah on an Easter Monday yeah yeah

time yeah on an Easter Monday yeah yeah

time yeah on an Easter Monday yeah yeah well I was left at an orphanage 30 years

well I was left at an orphanage 30 years

well I was left at an orphanage 30 years ago in Jeremy Street on an Easter Monday

ago in Jeremy Street on an Easter Monday

ago in Jeremy Street on an Easter Monday did you hear that s what a

did you hear that s what a

did you hear that s what a coincidence if I told you I was that

coincidence if I told you I was that

coincidence if I told you I was that baby would you say that was a

baby would you say that was a

baby would you say that was a coincidence be a blooming Miracle why

coincidence be a blooming Miracle why

coincidence be a blooming Miracle why cuz our baby was a

cuz our baby was a

cuz our baby was a girl

girl

girl [Applause]

[Applause]

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do do

do do [Music]

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[Music] do do do

do do do

do do do [Music]

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do oh dear me I'm losing

do oh dear me I'm losing

do oh dear me I'm losing again good evening all oh hello seed hey

again good evening all oh hello seed hey

again good evening all oh hello seed hey how you doing you are how are you doing

how you doing you are how are you doing

how you doing you are how are you doing oh than very much I have a point I said

oh than very much I have a point I said

oh than very much I have a point I said how you doing not what you having do

how you doing not what you having do

how you doing not what you having do what never mind come on oh hello curly

what never mind come on oh hello curly

what never mind come on oh hello curly what can I get you how about excited

what can I get you how about excited

what can I get you how about excited congratulations you are the 500th person

congratulations you are the 500th person

congratulations you are the 500th person to say that tonight you win our Star

to say that tonight you win our Star

to say that tonight you win our Star Award a beat oh thanks and a point for

Award a beat oh thanks and a point for

Award a beat oh thanks and a point for SE F Marita F Marita eh I'm Giovanni

SE F Marita F Marita eh I'm Giovanni

SE F Marita F Marita eh I'm Giovanni Capello no that's not a name tell me

Capello no that's not a name tell me

Capello no that's not a name tell me means a pint of Bitner it's Cockney

means a pint of Bitner it's Cockney

means a pint of Bitner it's Cockney rying slain ah sure I remember at 42 and

rying slain ah sure I remember at 42 and

rying slain ah sure I remember at 42 and a packet of assaulted peas nuts

please cheers thanks a

please cheers thanks a

please cheers thanks a lot hey how's the Las Vegas kid doing

lot hey how's the Las Vegas kid doing

lot hey how's the Las Vegas kid doing huh

terrible you never win nothing on this

terrible you never win nothing on this

terrible you never win nothing on this machine I tell you he's fixed oh no lady

machine I tell you he's fixed oh no lady

machine I tell you he's fixed oh no lady behind bar telling me it is nearly time

behind bar telling me it is nearly time

behind bar telling me it is nearly time for somebody to be winning in the Jack

for somebody to be winning in the Jack

for somebody to be winning in the Jack in the

in the

in the putt I try

again but this time I'm not

again but this time I'm not

again but this time I'm not looking see I tell you you not win

looking see I tell you you not win

looking see I tell you you not win nothing I yes but I'm getting three bars

nothing I yes but I'm getting three bars

nothing I yes but I'm getting three bars look if I'm holding them next time I'll

look if I'm holding them next time I'll

look if I'm holding them next time I'll be

be

be winning you have already spent one pound

winning you have already spent one pound

winning you have already spent one pound yes but if I'm getting another bar I'll

yes but if I'm getting another bar I'll

yes but if I'm getting another bar I'll be collecting

be collecting

be collecting 5 oh Dare You me I'm not having any more

5 oh Dare You me I'm not having any more

5 oh Dare You me I'm not having any more 10 piece could you be changing this

10 piece could you be changing this

10 piece could you be changing this please sorry Ali I spent all my change

please sorry Ali I spent all my change

please sorry Ali I spent all my change Maxi I ain't got any 10 piece I'll be

Maxi I ain't got any 10 piece I'll be

Maxi I ain't got any 10 piece I'll be losing the Jack in the

losing the Jack in the

losing the Jack in the pot ah Professor good evening good

pot ah Professor good evening good

pot ah Professor good evening good evening Mr Brown hey you want to tell

evening Mr Brown hey you want to tell

evening Mr Brown hey you want to tell me tell me P you've been talking to Sid

me tell me P you've been talking to Sid

me tell me P you've been talking to Sid the caretaker again good help sure he's

the caretaker again good help sure he's

the caretaker again good help sure he's teaching me more of his cockey slanging

teaching me more of his cockey slanging

teaching me more of his cockey slanging rhyme KN ah scoy Max yes Mr BR it's

rhyme KN ah scoy Max yes Mr BR it's

rhyme KN ah scoy Max yes Mr BR it's a point of interest you happen to

a point of interest you happen to

a point of interest you happen to remember what a cotney is sure he's

remember what a cotney is sure he's

remember what a cotney is sure he's someone who was born near the sound of

someone who was born near the sound of

someone who was born near the sound of B's

B's

B's Bulls

Bulls

Bulls well okay uh you want a drink no thanks

well okay uh you want a drink no thanks

well okay uh you want a drink no thanks I just called for some cigarettes

I just called for some cigarettes

I just called for some cigarettes exqueeze me please Mr Brown would you be

exqueeze me please Mr Brown would you be

exqueeze me please Mr Brown would you be having changes for a pound to be putting

having changes for a pound to be putting

having changes for a pound to be putting in the machine oh you're wasting your

in the machine oh you're wasting your

in the machine oh you're wasting your money Ellie oh no I'm sure to be winning

money Ellie oh no I'm sure to be winning

money Ellie oh no I'm sure to be winning I'm holding three bars oh well it's your

I'm holding three bars oh well it's your

I'm holding three bars oh well it's your money let's have a look good evening

money let's have a look good evening

money let's have a look good evening everybody excuse

me hey what are you doing you dumb fool

me hey what are you doing you dumb fool

me hey what are you doing you dumb fool I'm having me go on this machine you

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] pit that is my winning how can they be

pit that is my winning how can they be

pit that is my winning how can they be your winnings I am putting the money for

your winnings I am putting the money for

your winnings I am putting the money for 10p in there is your 10p

10p in there is your 10p

10p in there is your 10p is in hands off my money that is my

is in hands off my money that is my

is in hands off my money that is my money you be advandage a pair of you

money you be advandage a pair of you

money you be advandage a pair of you look why don't you share the money

look why don't you share the money

look why don't you share the money that's a good idea there's five of

that's a good idea there's five of

that's a good idea there's five of us that's one each I meant between Ally

us that's one each I meant between Ally

us that's one each I meant between Ally and ranet then you've both won you are

and ranet then you've both won you are

and ranet then you've both won you are as wise as a holy Guru thank you

as wise as a holy Guru thank you

as wise as a holy Guru thank you actually it's time you're all back at

actually it's time you're all back at

actually it's time you're all back at school it's your exams tomorrow you

school it's your exams tomorrow you

school it's your exams tomorrow you should take every opportunity to study I

should take every opportunity to study I

should take every opportunity to study I know Okie

know Okie

know Okie cocki we talk I don't come on Alie you

cocki we talk I don't come on Alie you

cocki we talk I don't come on Alie you too

too

too got it

got it

got it all

all

all waiter do tonic on AO please I'm afraid

waiter do tonic on AO please I'm afraid

waiter do tonic on AO please I'm afraid you're making a mistake ridiculous I

you're making a mistake ridiculous I

you're making a mistake ridiculous I know what I want gen aonic for me and a

know what I want gen aonic for me and a

know what I want gen aonic for me and a logger for my husband he's just parking

logger for my husband he's just parking

logger for my husband he's just parking the car now look Madam you don't

the car now look Madam you don't

the car now look Madam you don't understand I am a school teacher well

understand I am a school teacher well

understand I am a school teacher well that's nothing to be ashamed

of I think it's quite commendable that

of I think it's quite commendable that

of I think it's quite commendable that you should supplement your income by

you should supplement your income by

you should supplement your income by working in a public

working in a public

working in a public house I'm not what you think I am no I'm

house I'm not what you think I am no I'm

house I'm not what you think I am no I'm not interested in your personal problems

not interested in your personal problems

not interested in your personal problems I just want a gin and a tonic and a

I just want a gin and a tonic and a

I just want a gin and a tonic and a logger yes no the gin and tonic and a

logger yes no the gin and tonic and a

logger yes no the gin and tonic and a log hello Mr Brown hello sh how are you

log hello Mr Brown hello sh how are you

log hello Mr Brown hello sh how are you uh I'll have a gold watch Pon a scotch I

uh I'll have a gold watch Pon a scotch I

uh I'll have a gold watch Pon a scotch I wasn't offering you a drink do what oh

wasn't offering you a drink do what oh

wasn't offering you a drink do what oh never mind a

never mind a

never mind a scotch 20 cigarettes for me and a Gonic

scotch 20 cigarettes for me and a Gonic

scotch 20 cigarettes for me and a Gonic and AA for that lady over there she

and AA for that lady over there she

and AA for that lady over there she thinks I'm a waiter you're a what she

thinks I'm a waiter you're a what she

thinks I'm a waiter you're a what she thinks I'm a waiter

thinks I'm a waiter

thinks I'm a waiter oh how long You' been doing it then

oh how long You' been doing it then

oh how long You' been doing it then what it's waiting on lck I don't wait

what it's waiting on lck I don't wait

what it's waiting on lck I don't wait I'm not a waiter do what never mind um

I'm not a waiter do what never mind um

I'm not a waiter do what never mind um £160 please yeah well actually these two

£160 please yeah well actually these two

£160 please yeah well actually these two drinks of that lady and gentleman over

drinks of that lady and gentleman over

drinks of that lady and gentleman over there yeah they've still got to be paid

there yeah they've still got to be paid

there yeah they've still got to be paid for haven't they yes but all right well

for haven't they yes but all right well

for haven't they yes but all right well I'll pay for them and they can pay me

I'll pay for them and they can pay me

I'll pay for them and they can pay me later how much is it just for the Gonic

later how much is it just for the Gonic

later how much is it just for the Gonic and the lva uh 72 72 cheers good help ah

and the lva uh 72 72 cheers good help ah

and the lva uh 72 72 cheers good help ah good

help

there we are 72 P please didn't I see

there we are 72 P please didn't I see

there we are 72 P please didn't I see you take a drink of my loger yeah but it

you take a drink of my loger yeah but it

you take a drink of my loger yeah but it was uh was any a SI oh yes I suppose you

was uh was any a SI oh yes I suppose you

was uh was any a SI oh yes I suppose you were tasting it to make sure it was fit

were tasting it to make sure it was fit

were tasting it to make sure it was fit to drink no that was purely accidental I

to drink no that was purely accidental I

to drink no that was purely accidental I have a good mind to report you to the

have a good mind to report you to the

have a good mind to report you to the brewery well frankly I couldn't care

brewery well frankly I couldn't care

brewery well frankly I couldn't care less what you do your attitude is

less what you do your attitude is

less what you do your attitude is typical of the workingclass mentality

typical of the workingclass mentality

typical of the workingclass mentality it's people like you that are ruining

it's people like you that are ruining

it's people like you that are ruining the country you're nothing but a peasant

the country you're nothing but a peasant

the country you're nothing but a peasant and you sir are a Bourgeois snob 72 ft

and you sir are a Bourgeois snob 72 ft

and you sir are a Bourgeois snob 72 ft please I refuse toay pay for a drink

please I refuse toay pay for a drink

please I refuse toay pay for a drink that has been contaminated by your lips

that has been contaminated by your lips

that has been contaminated by your lips I see well all right don't pay you have

I see well all right don't pay you have

I see well all right don't pay you have it on me here you

go

go

go silence this is disgraceful 10 minutes

silence this is disgraceful 10 minutes

silence this is disgraceful 10 minutes past 7 and Mr Brown has not arrived oh

past 7 and Mr Brown has not arrived oh

past 7 and Mr Brown has not arrived oh but you're mistaken he's here isn't he

but you're mistaken he's here isn't he

but you're mistaken he's here isn't he Anna yeah that's right he's always early

Anna yeah that's right he's always early

Anna yeah that's right he's always early yes please tonight he was here so early

yes please tonight he was here so early

yes please tonight he was here so early that he was here 10 minutes before he

that he was here 10 minutes before he

that he was here 10 minutes before he arrived he's just gone out oh and where

arrived he's just gone out oh and where

arrived he's just gone out oh and where has he gone out to uh

has he gone out to uh

has he gone out to uh toilet I beg your pardon

toilet I beg your pardon

toilet I beg your pardon T would you like to try again what they

T would you like to try again what they

T would you like to try again what they mean is first he goes to the t- room Z

mean is first he goes to the t- room Z

mean is first he goes to the t- room Z the toilet yeah yeah oh miss cotney

the toilet yeah yeah oh miss cotney

the toilet yeah yeah oh miss cotney sorry I'm late no but you're not really

sorry I'm late no but you're not really

sorry I'm late no but you're not really according to your students who were here

according to your students who were here

according to your students who were here all the time ah yes well well where

all the time ah yes well well where

all the time ah yes well well where exactly were you but we told you I am

exactly were you but we told you I am

exactly were you but we told you I am asking Mr Brown well ah yes

um and what is going on I don't know but

um and what is going on I don't know but

um and what is going on I don't know but from their sign language I think they're

from their sign language I think they're

from their sign language I think they're trying to say that I was having a cup of

trying to say that I was having a cup of

trying to say that I was having a cup of tea in the

tea in the

tea in the toilet actually miss Courtney I'll tell

toilet actually miss Courtney I'll tell

toilet actually miss Courtney I'll tell you the truth I am late and the reason

you the truth I am late and the reason

you the truth I am late and the reason is is I just popped across to the pub

is is I just popped across to the pub

is is I just popped across to the pub for some cigarettes was uh mistaken for

for some cigarettes was uh mistaken for

for some cigarettes was uh mistaken for a waiter bought two drinks for two

a waiter bought two drinks for two

a waiter bought two drinks for two people I'd never even you met before was

people I'd never even you met before was

people I'd never even you met before was called a peasant and finished up by

called a peasant and finished up by

called a peasant and finished up by pouring a glass of logger over a

pouring a glass of logger over a

pouring a glass of logger over a gentleman's head you're an even bigger

gentleman's head you're an even bigger

gentleman's head you're an even bigger liar than your

liar than your

liar than your students I would have thought that you

students I would have thought that you

students I would have thought that you would have made an effort to be early

would have made an effort to be early

would have made an effort to be early this evening after all it is your last

this evening after all it is your last

this evening after all it is your last chance to teach them something before

chance to teach them something before

chance to teach them something before they take their exams tomorrow yes Miss

they take their exams tomorrow yes Miss

they take their exams tomorrow yes Miss Courtney you're quite right as usual not

Courtney you're quite right as usual not

Courtney you're quite right as usual not that I think any of them have the

that I think any of them have the

that I think any of them have the remotest chance of

passing come on sit in your places

passing come on sit in your places

passing come on sit in your places please she SS well stupid I think she's

please she SS well stupid I think she's

please she SS well stupid I think she's got a

got a

got a H just one H what do you think uh about

H just one H what do you think uh about

H just one H what do you think uh about this exam you think we pass do I think

this exam you think we pass do I think

this exam you think we pass do I think you're pass one for the past 13 weeks

you're pass one for the past 13 weeks

you're pass one for the past 13 weeks you've all been coming here to study

you've all been coming here to study

you've all been coming here to study right 13 weeks of hard work diligence

right 13 weeks of hard work diligence

right 13 weeks of hard work diligence and application 13 weeks of blood toil

and application 13 weeks of blood toil

and application 13 weeks of blood toil and sweat slowly little by little you

and sweat slowly little by little you

and sweat slowly little by little you have improved when you sit down to take

have improved when you sit down to take

have improved when you sit down to take your examination tomorrow I have no

your examination tomorrow I have no

your examination tomorrow I have no doubts whether you'll pass or not you

doubts whether you'll pass or not you

doubts whether you'll pass or not you haven't a cat and hell's

child blim me you're not giving us any

child blim me you're not giving us any

child blim me you're not giving us any confidence maybe some of you may manage

confidence maybe some of you may manage

confidence maybe some of you may manage to scrape through but I shall be most

to scrape through but I shall be most

to scrape through but I shall be most surprised if you all pass I shall pass

surprised if you all pass I shall pass

surprised if you all pass I shall pass the BL stupidity of Republic of China

the BL stupidity of Republic of China

the BL stupidity of Republic of China yes well we'll see about that in the

yes well we'll see about that in the

yes well we'll see about that in the meantime I want tonight to talk about

meantime I want tonight to talk about

meantime I want tonight to talk about the exam and afterwards if you have any

the exam and afterwards if you have any

the exam and afterwards if you have any questions about any points you're not

questions about any points you're not

questions about any points you're not sure of then just ask and I'll do my

sure of then just ask and I'll do my

sure of then just ask and I'll do my best to answer them excuse please not

best to answer them excuse please not

best to answer them excuse please not yet Tero I want to talk about the exam

yet Tero I want to talk about the exam

yet Tero I want to talk about the exam first and then you can ask a question

first and then you can ask a question

first and then you can ask a question aome now the first thing is I shall not

aome now the first thing is I shall not

aome now the first thing is I shall not be taking you excuse please master

be taking you excuse please master

be taking you excuse please master where will you not be taking us to her I

where will you not be taking us to her I

where will you not be taking us to her I mean that I shall be here tomorrow when

mean that I shall be here tomorrow when

mean that I shall be here tomorrow when you take your exam oh jelly good we can

you take your exam oh jelly good we can

you take your exam oh jelly good we can be reading all the answers from our

be reading all the answers from our

be reading all the answers from our books there will be somebody here oh

books there will be somebody here oh

books there will be somebody here oh dear I am thinking I'm going to be up a

dear I am thinking I'm going to be up a

dear I am thinking I'm going to be up a gummy

gummy

gummy tree in any case you're not supposed to

tree in any case you're not supposed to

tree in any case you're not supposed to cheat it's customary for another teacher

cheat it's customary for another teacher

cheat it's customary for another teacher from another school to take an

from another school to take an

from another school to take an examination of this

examination of this

examination of this kind excuse me please at later tarot

kind excuse me please at later tarot

kind excuse me please at later tarot please okay now

please okay now

please okay now when you take your examination the lower

when you take your examination the lower

when you take your examination the lower Cambridge certificate isn't too

Cambridge certificate isn't too

Cambridge certificate isn't too difficult uh the exam is divided into

difficult uh the exam is divided into

difficult uh the exam is divided into three parts right first there's an oral

three parts right first there's an oral

three parts right first there's an oral examination then a written one and then

examination then a written one and then

examination then a written one and then comes dictation is that his

comes dictation is that his

comes dictation is that his name is that who name the man who is

name is that who name the man who is

name is that who name the man who is going to be taking us to be doing the

going to be taking us to be doing the

going to be taking us to be doing the examination

examination

examination dictation dictation is when a person

dictation dictation is when a person

dictation dictation is when a person reads something out aloud and another

reads something out aloud and another

reads something out aloud and another person copies it down ah like the short

person copies it down ah like the short

person copies it down ah like the short finger

finger

finger typist hand Ty yes please ex CH me

typist hand Ty yes please ex CH me

typist hand Ty yes please ex CH me please you can ask your question in a

please you can ask your question in a

please you can ask your question in a moment

moment

moment ter right when you've completed your

ter right when you've completed your

ter right when you've completed your examination the papers are taken away to

examination the papers are taken away to

examination the papers are taken away to be marked and you'll be notified of the

be marked and you'll be notified of the

be marked and you'll be notified of the results by post so please make sure that

results by post so please make sure that

results by post so please make sure that you write your names clearly on your

you write your names clearly on your

you write your names clearly on your papers your Christian name and your

papers your Christian name and your

papers your Christian name and your surname I cannot do that why not I'm not

surname I cannot do that why not I'm not

surname I cannot do that why not I'm not a

a

a Christian you want to be pedantic about

Christian you want to be pedantic about

Christian you want to be pedantic about it ran write your surname and forame I'm

it ran write your surname and forame I'm

it ran write your surname and forame I'm not having for names

not having for names

not having for names also now the prefix for in this case is

also now the prefix for in this case is

also now the prefix for in this case is spelled f o r e and means first for

spelled f o r e and means first for

spelled f o r e and means first for example four

finger four finger one

t no not four fingers see a one a two a

t no not four fingers see a one a two a

t no not four fingers see a one a two a three and four this is my forefinger no

three and four this is my forefinger no

three and four this is my forefinger no that's only one

wonder if I should cancel

wonder if I should cancel

wonder if I should cancel tomorrow never mind all right excuse

tomorrow never mind all right excuse

tomorrow never mind all right excuse please yes you can ask your question now

please yes you can ask your question now

please yes you can ask your question now terara request permission to visit

prate right anybody else got a question

prate right anybody else got a question

prate right anybody else got a question yes after tomorrow will we see you again

yes after tomorrow will we see you again

yes after tomorrow will we see you again well that depends on so many things

well that depends on so many things

well that depends on so many things whether I'm engaged for another term or

whether I'm engaged for another term or

whether I'm engaged for another term or whether any of you decide whatever the

whether any of you decide whatever the

whether any of you decide whatever the results of your exam to come back for a

results of your exam to come back for a

results of your exam to come back for a further course I will give you my

further course I will give you my

further course I will give you my address and you can come and see me

address and you can come and see me

address and you can come and see me anytime quiet quiet Mr Brown can you

anytime quiet quiet Mr Brown can you

anytime quiet quiet Mr Brown can you spare a moment please certainly I

spare a moment please certainly I

spare a moment please certainly I suggest you all study your verbs until I

return as you know another teacher will

return as you know another teacher will

return as you know another teacher will be taking the exams tomorrow yes now the

be taking the exams tomorrow yes now the

be taking the exams tomorrow yes now the gentleman who used to be the principal

gentleman who used to be the principal

gentleman who used to be the principal of this college will be supervising your

of this college will be supervising your

of this college will be supervising your class he's in the office now and I

class he's in the office now and I

class he's in the office now and I thought it might be a good idea if you

thought it might be a good idea if you

thought it might be a good idea if you met him oh I'd like to do try to make a

met him oh I'd like to do try to make a

met him oh I'd like to do try to make a good impression it does no harm if he is

good impression it does no harm if he is

good impression it does no harm if he is favorably disposed towards

favorably disposed towards

favorably disposed towards you this is our English teacher Mr

Brown small world isn't

Brown small world isn't

Brown small world isn't [Music]

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it

good evening Mr Capello all ready for

good evening Mr Capello all ready for

good evening Mr Capello all ready for your examination sure everything's going

your examination sure everything's going

your examination sure everything's going to be Okie

to be Okie

to be Okie cie want a Sarah

cie want a Sarah

cie want a Sarah everybody hey has anybody got a pen yeah

everybody hey has anybody got a pen yeah

everybody hey has anybody got a pen yeah but priest remember who it belongs to

but priest remember who it belongs to

but priest remember who it belongs to sure I

sure I

sure I remember hey AR what do you doing I tell

remember hey AR what do you doing I tell

remember hey AR what do you doing I tell you I've just been studying my verbs so

you I've just been studying my verbs so

you I've just been studying my verbs so I'm going to write them down on my hand

I'm going to write them down on my hand

I'm going to write them down on my hand so I don't forget typical of Western

so I don't forget typical of Western

so I don't forget typical of Western dishonesty no I think it's a good idea

dishonesty no I think it's a good idea

dishonesty no I think it's a good idea hey you want to write verb tenses too no

hey you want to write verb tenses too no

hey you want to write verb tenses too no I'm hocky on verbs but uh no good on

I'm hocky on verbs but uh no good on

I'm hocky on verbs but uh no good on pronouns so write the pronouns no need I

pronouns so write the pronouns no need I

pronouns so write the pronouns no need I already write them on

handkerchief smart it is wrong to cheat

handkerchief smart it is wrong to cheat

handkerchief smart it is wrong to cheat don't you agree Ali not at all I am also

don't you agree Ali not at all I am also

don't you agree Ali not at all I am also cheating you also have got something

cheating you also have got something

cheating you also have got something written on your handkerchief no it is in

written on your handkerchief no it is in

written on your handkerchief no it is in my hat

this is terrible if you found out you'll

this is terrible if you found out you'll

this is terrible if you found out you'll be disqualified old Japanese philosopher

be disqualified old Japanese philosopher

be disqualified old Japanese philosopher he say man who deals from bottom usually

he say man who deals from bottom usually

he say man who deals from bottom usually end up on

end up on

end up on top you as well teror not good on

top you as well teror not good on

top you as well teror not good on adverbs so have some written

unchair oh good evening

unchair oh good evening

unchair oh good evening everyone nice to see you all bright

everyone nice to see you all bright

everyone nice to see you all bright early I expect you're feeling a bit

early I expect you're feeling a bit

early I expect you're feeling a bit nervous yes I am not nervous oh good I

nervous yes I am not nervous oh good I

nervous yes I am not nervous oh good I am

am

am putrified

putrified

putrified petrified yeah well do your best well

petrified yeah well do your best well

petrified yeah well do your best well listen I'm not supposed to be here so I

listen I'm not supposed to be here so I

listen I'm not supposed to be here so I shall be in the pub all

shall be in the pub all

shall be in the pub all right but if you all call in when you

right but if you all call in when you

right but if you all call in when you finish your exam I'll buy you all an end

finish your exam I'll buy you all an end

finish your exam I'll buy you all an end of term drink

of term drink

of term drink okay well uh good luck

okay well uh good luck

okay well uh good luck Tero thank you you must be nervous it's

Tero thank you you must be nervous it's

Tero thank you you must be nervous it's the first time you haven't stood up and

the first time you haven't stood up and

the first time you haven't stood up and bowed good luck one would

bowed good luck one would

bowed good luck one would good luck giovan thanks

good luck giovan thanks

good luck giovan thanks professori not too nervous to shake

professori not too nervous to shake

professori not too nervous to shake hands are you a see I'm a very nervous

hands are you a see I'm a very nervous

hands are you a see I'm a very nervous oh nonsense come on there that didn't

oh nonsense come on there that didn't

oh nonsense come on there that didn't hurt did it not a

lot that's funny where did that ink come

lot that's funny where did that ink come

lot that's funny where did that ink come from maybe your pen has got a leak let

from maybe your pen has got a leak let

from maybe your pen has got a leak let me see your hand you have on there's

me see your hand you have on there's

me see your hand you have on there's nothing there professori the other one

nothing there professori the other one

nothing there professori the other one it's nothing there either but there's

it's nothing there either but there's

it's nothing there either but there's something there though isn't it oh no my

something there though isn't it oh no my

something there though isn't it oh no my pens got the leak as

pens got the leak as

pens got the leak as well I suppose while it was leaking it

well I suppose while it was leaking it

well I suppose while it was leaking it just happened to write a few verbs down

just happened to write a few verbs down

just happened to write a few verbs down sorry professori my verbs is a bit bad

sorry professori my verbs is a bit bad

sorry professori my verbs is a bit bad yeah well I suggest you clean all that

yeah well I suggest you clean all that

yeah well I suggest you clean all that off I don't seem to have a handkerchief

off I don't seem to have a handkerchief

off I don't seem to have a handkerchief myself Max has got a

handkerchief

handkerchief

handkerchief I what's that sticking out of your top

I what's that sticking out of your top

I what's that sticking out of your top pocket oh that that's not a proper H

pocket oh that that's not a proper H

pocket oh that that's not a proper H Chief maybe Al got proper handkerchief

Chief maybe Al got proper handkerchief

Chief maybe Al got proper handkerchief let me see that handkerchief

Max I see pronouns are your weak point

Max I see pronouns are your weak point

Max I see pronouns are your weak point that's right I'll keep this what other

that's right I'll keep this what other

that's right I'll keep this what other little tricks have you all been up to

little tricks have you all been up to

little tricks have you all been up to Alie you're very quiet you keeping

Alie you're very quiet you keeping

Alie you're very quiet you keeping something under your

head oh blimy how are you guessing

that I didn't and while I think of it

that I didn't and while I think of it

that I didn't and while I think of it Tero would you like to stand up

please very

please very

please very ingenious all right one where's

ingenious all right one where's

ingenious all right one where's your where's your little crib

your where's your little crib

your where's your little crib hidden never mind po faor I know it's

hidden never mind po faor I know it's

hidden never mind po faor I know it's somewhere it's written all over your

somewhere it's written all over your

somewhere it's written all over your face

face

face no not right in my

no not right in my

no not right in my face this is no laughing matter come on

face this is no laughing matter come on

face this is no laughing matter come on one where is it h an the table

Rand thousand

apologies Daniel Anna J Su we not cheap

apologies Daniel Anna J Su we not cheap

apologies Daniel Anna J Su we not cheap prefer to pass exam on all melet well

prefer to pass exam on all melet well

prefer to pass exam on all melet well I'm glad to hear glad to

hear some last minute coaching Brown

hear some last minute coaching Brown

hear some last minute coaching Brown just came to wish them good luck they're

just came to wish them good luck they're

just came to wish them good luck they're going to need more than luck Goodbye Mr

going to need more than luck Goodbye Mr

going to need more than luck Goodbye Mr Brown listen I'm sorry about yesterday

Brown listen I'm sorry about yesterday

Brown listen I'm sorry about yesterday Goodbye Mr Brown Goodbye good luck thank

Goodbye Mr Brown Goodbye good luck thank

Goodbye Mr Brown Goodbye good luck thank you now I want absolute silence during

you now I want absolute silence during

you now I want absolute silence during this examination I'm understand same

this examination I'm understand same

this examination I'm understand same again don't you think you've had enough

again don't you think you've had enough

again don't you think you've had enough how could I have had enough I'm still

how could I have had enough I'm still

how could I have had enough I'm still standing yeah you been the lwi well that

standing yeah you been the lwi well that

standing yeah you been the lwi well that doesn't mean anything oh yes it does

doesn't mean anything oh yes it does

doesn't mean anything oh yes it does last time you went in the ladies you

last time you went in the ladies you

last time you went in the ladies you might

yeah oh hello s TR again thank

yeah oh hello s TR again thank

yeah oh hello s TR again thank you a minute please maybe some whatever

you a minute please maybe some whatever

you a minute please maybe some whatever SS drinking said tells me you're not

SS drinking said tells me you're not

SS drinking said tells me you're not married that's right I'm not I'm not

married that's right I'm not I'm not

married that's right I'm not I'm not married as well oh

married as well oh

married as well oh congratulations I haven't even got a

congratulations I haven't even got a

congratulations I haven't even got a boyfriend

boyfriend

boyfriend really how about you no I haven't got a

really how about you no I haven't got a

really how about you no I haven't got a boyfriend

boyfriend

boyfriend either a regular one anyway look have a

either a regular one anyway look have a

either a regular one anyway look have a drink with me all right it

drink with me all right it

drink with me all right it quick he i s your pigs here pigs here

quick he i s your pigs here pigs here

quick he i s your pigs here pigs here yeah you're learning ain't you good help

yeah you're learning ain't you good help

yeah you're learning ain't you good help how's your little she's still

how's your little she's still

how's your little she's still living you don't mean that yeah do you

living you don't mean that yeah do you

living you don't mean that yeah do you know when I was courton I used to

know when I was courton I used to

know when I was courton I used to worship the ground she walked on now I

worship the ground she walked on now I

worship the ground she walked on now I worship the ground is coming to

worship the ground is coming to

worship the ground is coming to her it's not a very nice thing to say no

her it's not a very nice thing to say no

her it's not a very nice thing to say no it's more sincere you take my tips time

it's more sincere you take my tips time

it's more sincere you take my tips time you stay single I got no choice at the

you stay single I got no choice at the

you stay single I got no choice at the moment I can't afford to get married

moment I can't afford to get married

moment I can't afford to get married still I got Josephine who's Josephine is

still I got Josephine who's Josephine is

still I got Josephine who's Josephine is that you a bit of clumpy no my siese

that you a bit of clumpy no my siese

that you a bit of clumpy no my siese cut well my students will be hard at it

cut well my students will be hard at it

cut well my students will be hard at it by now yeah there is a lot of it

by now yeah there is a lot of it

by now yeah there is a lot of it about I was talking about the exam oh

about I was talking about the exam oh

about I was talking about the exam oh I'm going to miss them next time yeah

I'm going to miss them next time yeah

I'm going to miss them next time yeah wellow cheer up son what you want is

wellow cheer up son what you want is

wellow cheer up son what you want is another drink what a good idea yeah and

another drink what a good idea yeah and

another drink what a good idea yeah and this time I'll have a

pip

Penny Forum oh I was just wondering how

Penny Forum oh I was just wondering how

Penny Forum oh I was just wondering how my students were getting on with their

my students were getting on with their

my students were getting on with their exam oh I expect they'll be all right I

exam oh I expect they'll be all right I

exam oh I expect they'll be all right I hope so I wonder what to do with myself

hope so I wonder what to do with myself

hope so I wonder what to do with myself now that term's over in the evenings

now that term's over in the evenings

now that term's over in the evenings yeah it must get a bit lonely for you

yeah it must get a bit lonely for you

yeah it must get a bit lonely for you living on your own oh I don't live on my

living on your own oh I don't live on my

living on your own oh I don't live on my own exactly I've got Josephine oh yeah

own exactly I've got Josephine oh yeah

own exactly I've got Josephine oh yeah she's a marvelous I mean I wonder would

she's a marvelous I mean I wonder would

she's a marvelous I mean I wonder would know what to do do without her she's

know what to do do without her she's

know what to do do without her she's very affectionate every morning she

very affectionate every morning she

very affectionate every morning she wakes me up by nibbling in my ear oh

wakes me up by nibbling in my ear oh

wakes me up by nibbling in my ear oh that must be nice for you I didn't allow

that must be nice for you I didn't allow

that must be nice for you I didn't allow her in the bedroom at first

no she wasn't as clean as she might

no she wasn't as clean as she might

no she wasn't as clean as she might be us to sleep in the bathroom well that

be us to sleep in the bathroom well that

be us to sleep in the bathroom well that sounds a bit uncomfortable oh no she was

sounds a bit uncomfortable oh no she was

sounds a bit uncomfortable oh no she was quite happy on the floor she must think

quite happy on the floor she must think

quite happy on the floor she must think a lot of you to put up with that oh she

a lot of you to put up with that oh she

a lot of you to put up with that oh she does every evening when I come home she

does every evening when I come home she

does every evening when I come home she runs up to me and rubs her body against

runs up to me and rubs her body against

runs up to me and rubs her body against my leg

she's Siamese oh well that explains it

she's Siamese oh well that explains it

she's Siamese oh well that explains it trouble is like most siames she's uh

trouble is like most siames she's uh

trouble is like most siames she's uh she's inclined to be a bit over sexed

she's inclined to be a bit over sexed

she's inclined to be a bit over sexed yeah she sounds I'm thinking of having

yeah she sounds I'm thinking of having

yeah she sounds I'm thinking of having adopted I thought you were such a nice

adopted I thought you were such a nice

adopted I thought you were such a nice fellow oh never mind where's he it oh

fellow oh never mind where's he it oh

fellow oh never mind where's he it oh he's gone back to the school that is if

he's gone back to the school that is if

he's gone back to the school that is if he can find his way

back s uh yes m

back s uh yes m

back s uh yes m chy you weak of drink are you pardon

chy you weak of drink are you pardon

chy you weak of drink are you pardon drink if you

drink if you

drink if you insist I I like J you Sherry you've had

insist I I like J you Sherry you've had

insist I I like J you Sherry you've had more than enough already oh thank

you oh have you finished yes please how

you oh have you finished yes please how

you oh have you finished yes please how do you do oh I'm very well how do you

do you do oh I'm very well how do you

do you do oh I'm very well how do you do I mean how did you get on with your

do I mean how did you get on with your

do I mean how did you get on with your exam oh but we hope we haven't let Mr

exam oh but we hope we haven't let Mr

exam oh but we hope we haven't let Mr Brown

Brown

Brown down

down

down I was put would you care for a Sherry

I was put would you care for a Sherry

I was put would you care for a Sherry before you go oh I'd be

before you go oh I'd be

before you go oh I'd be delighted I do sit

delighted I do sit

delighted I do sit down oh it takes me back you know here

down oh it takes me back you know here

down oh it takes me back you know here in the old

in the old

in the old office I expect you miss the hurly Bly

office I expect you miss the hurly Bly

office I expect you miss the hurly Bly of school life yes I sleep nights

of school life yes I sleep nights

of school life yes I sleep nights now there we are thank you you know Mr

now there we are thank you you know Mr

now there we are thank you you know Mr courney I didn't know that you indulged

courney I didn't know that you indulged

courney I didn't know that you indulged I don't really just the occasional

I don't really just the occasional

I don't really just the occasional Sherry oh

ready for a

ready for a

ready for a NAA well have you all got a

NAA well have you all got a

NAA well have you all got a drink well I'd just like to say uh I

drink well I'd just like to say uh I

drink well I'd just like to say uh I wish you all every success it's been

wish you all every success it's been

wish you all every success it's been great teaching you and well I shall miss

great teaching you and well I shall miss

great teaching you and well I shall miss you you have been giving us much

you you have been giving us much

you you have been giving us much wisdom I am so sad

wisdom I am so sad

wisdom I am so sad oh you are a wonderful

oh you are a wonderful

oh you are a wonderful teacher we never forget our English

teacher we never forget our English

teacher we never forget our English teachers yes

you are nicest impar I've met

you are nicest impar I've met

you are nicest impar I've met yum professori it's been a real

yum professori it's been a real

yum professori it's been a real pleasure G it won't be the same next

pleasure G it won't be the same next

pleasure G it won't be the same next time yes wa all your big D there well

time yes wa all your big D there well

time yes wa all your big D there well Cheers Cheers good

health well I really must be going I'm

health well I really must be going I'm

health well I really must be going I'm meeting my wife oh just one moment

meeting my wife oh just one moment

meeting my wife oh just one moment before you go Mr short how do you think

before you go Mr short how do you think

before you go Mr short how do you think the foreign students got got on with

the foreign students got got on with

the foreign students got got on with their exams terrible how do you think

their exams terrible how do you think

their exams terrible how do you think you got on with your exam

you got on with your exam

you got on with your exam fantastic the answer to the question

fantastic the answer to the question

fantastic the answer to the question what is a sentence the chappie in a

what is a sentence the chappie in a

what is a sentence the chappie in a turban answered a sentence is what you

turban answered a sentence is what you

turban answered a sentence is what you get when you are sent to

get when you are sent to

get when you are sent to prison the questions are being very easy

prison the questions are being very easy

prison the questions are being very easy to answer to the question what is the

to answer to the question what is the

to answer to the question what is the past participle of I write the Spanish

past participle of I write the Spanish

past participle of I write the Spanish fellow answered I have

fellow answered I have

fellow answered I have rotten I answer everything

rotten I answer everything

rotten I answer everything okay and the Chinese lady was writing

okay and the Chinese lady was writing

okay and the Chinese lady was writing backwards of course I don't know how

backwards of course I don't know how

backwards of course I don't know how they answered their other questions but

they answered their other questions but

they answered their other questions but if what I saw is anything to go by then

if what I saw is anything to go by then

if what I saw is anything to go by then I should be very surprised if any of

I should be very surprised if any of

I should be very surprised if any of them pass goodbye miss Coury well I'm

them pass goodbye miss Coury well I'm

them pass goodbye miss Coury well I'm very proud of you all I knew you

very proud of you all I knew you

very proud of you all I knew you wouldn't let me

wouldn't let me

wouldn't let me down right uh should we have another

down right uh should we have another

down right uh should we have another drink whose round is

it

it

it wait

wait

wait oh what are you doing with my wife

oh what are you doing with my wife

oh what are you doing with my wife nothing I

nothing I

nothing I just you stupid fool I'm very sorry let

just you stupid fool I'm very sorry let

just you stupid fool I'm very sorry let me buy you both a drink no no no no

me buy you both a drink no no no no

me buy you both a drink no no no no please please please have this one on

[Applause]

[Music]

me

me

me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

you

you

you [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] do do do

do do do

do do do [Music]

evening Sydney good evening Miss

evening Sydney good evening Miss

evening Sydney good evening Miss Courtney just giving your daughter a bit

Courtney just giving your daughter a bit

Courtney just giving your daughter a bit of a touchup did you have a nice H I had

of a touchup did you have a nice H I had

of a touchup did you have a nice H I had Seven Days In Sunny Spain pardon Sunny

Seven Days In Sunny Spain pardon Sunny

Seven Days In Sunny Spain pardon Sunny Spain oh that's nice it rained oh I

Spain oh that's nice it rained oh I

Spain oh that's nice it rained oh I still I suppose you enjoy those exotic

still I suppose you enjoy those exotic

still I suppose you enjoy those exotic Spanish dishes I got food poisoning I'm

Spanish dishes I got food poisoning I'm

Spanish dishes I got food poisoning I'm sorry did it rain every day oh no when I

sorry did it rain every day oh no when I

sorry did it rain every day oh no when I got food poisoning the sun came

got food poisoning the sun came

got food poisoning the sun came out when I got better it went back

out when I got better it went back

out when I got better it went back in apart from the day before we left

in apart from the day before we left

in apart from the day before we left that was absolutely glorious well at

that was absolutely glorious well at

that was absolutely glorious well at least you had one good day I got

least you had one good day I got

least you had one good day I got sunburnt oh what a

pitchy

oh hello ah Mr Brown welcome back oh T

oh hello ah Mr Brown welcome back oh T

oh hello ah Mr Brown welcome back oh T is she in oh yes I've cleaned out you

is she in oh yes I've cleaned out you

is she in oh yes I've cleaned out you B no no no is she in oh oh yeah she's in

B no no no is she in oh oh yeah she's in

B no no no is she in oh oh yeah she's in a shocking temper oh well I'll see you

a shocking temper oh well I'll see you

a shocking temper oh well I'll see you later then are you glad to be back oh

later then are you glad to be back oh

later then are you glad to be back oh yes I shall miss my old class but I'm

yes I shall miss my old class but I'm

yes I shall miss my old class but I'm looking forward to the challenge of

looking forward to the challenge of

looking forward to the challenge of starting again with fresh Minds wonder

starting again with fresh Minds wonder

starting again with fresh Minds wonder how many different nationalities I'll

how many different nationalities I'll

how many different nationalities I'll have to deal with this

term ah

term ah

term ah good

evening pleased to meet you ah well

evening pleased to meet you ah well

evening pleased to meet you ah well thank you do you speak any English

thank you do you speak any English

thank you do you speak any English hungry hungry again you want something

hungry hungry again you want something

hungry hungry again you want something to

to

to eat hungry oh

eat hungry oh

eat hungry oh Hungarian Budapest right I'll put you in

Hungarian Budapest right I'll put you in

Hungarian Budapest right I'll put you in my

my

my register what is your name banut your

register what is your name banut your

register what is your name banut your name

what is what is

your suan again yes

but this is yes and this is no ah yes no

but this is yes and this is no ah yes no

but this is yes and this is no ah yes no great right I am Mr Brown your

teacher

hope that was

hope that was

hope that was complimentary never mind look do you

complimentary never mind look do you

complimentary never mind look do you know any

English ah

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] good shave the queue

in shave the que God Save the Queen is

in shave the que God Save the Queen is

in shave the que God Save the Queen is more more some more English please thank

more more some more English please thank

more more some more English please thank you good Stones Stones I can't get no

safac rolling ston Jes

safac rolling ston Jes

safac rolling ston Jes good good

good good

good good Brown I'm most happy to be seeing you

Brown I'm most happy to be seeing you

Brown I'm most happy to be seeing you again an ranie what are you doing here

again an ranie what are you doing here

again an ranie what are you doing here we failed our exam but we're coming back

we failed our exam but we're coming back

we failed our exam but we're coming back for more lessons that is correct like

for more lessons that is correct like

for more lessons that is correct like Robert Bru say if at first you're not

Robert Bru say if at first you're not

Robert Bru say if at first you're not succeeding try

succeeding try

succeeding try try again

if never mind are you not expecting us

if never mind are you not expecting us

if never mind are you not expecting us no the authorities don't notify the

no the authorities don't notify the

no the authorities don't notify the individual teachers of the results and

individual teachers of the results and

individual teachers of the results and as usual Miss Courtney has kept me in

as usual Miss Courtney has kept me in

as usual Miss Courtney has kept me in the dark she switched the lights out

the dark she switched the lights out

the dark she switched the lights out yeah no she never told me this is zultan

yeah no she never told me this is zultan

yeah no she never told me this is zultan rangit delighted to be making your

rangit delighted to be making your

rangit delighted to be making your acquaintance ah what a nice man he's

acquaintance ah what a nice man he's

acquaintance ah what a nice man he's giving me a present no he wants you to

giving me a present no he wants you to

giving me a present no he wants you to read out something from his phrase book

read out something from his phrase book

read out something from his phrase book thousand

thousand

thousand apologies waiter my soup is cold

apologies waiter my soup is cold

apologies waiter my soup is cold on this page renit ah please to meet you

on this page renit ah please to meet you

on this page renit ah please to meet you thank you good and this is Anna how do

thank you good and this is Anna how do

thank you good and this is Anna how do you do yes thank

you do yes thank

you do yes thank you well would you both like to sit down

you well would you both like to sit down

you well would you both like to sit down yeah this time I sit at the front then I

yeah this time I sit at the front then I

yeah this time I sit at the front then I shall be learning kka good I will be

shall be learning kka good I will be

shall be learning kka good I will be sitting in my accustomed Place good yes

sitting in my accustomed Place good yes

sitting in my accustomed Place good yes well I was hoping for a 100% pass record

well I was hoping for a 100% pass record

well I was hoping for a 100% pass record but still two failures out of 10 is not

but still two failures out of 10 is not

but still two failures out of 10 is not bad

four failures out of 10 Jamila you

four failures out of 10 Jamila you

four failures out of 10 Jamila you failed sorry Master G but maybe next

failed sorry Master G but maybe next

failed sorry Master G but maybe next time I am whining huh I'm sure you mean

time I am whining huh I'm sure you mean

time I am whining huh I'm sure you mean winning H H and you ter asso L of

winning H H and you ter asso L of

winning H H and you ter asso L of face not good for Japanese first of

face not good for Japanese first of

face not good for Japanese first of considered har carrier then decide come

considered har carrier then decide come

considered har carrier then decide come back for more lessons

back for more lessons

back for more lessons if not pass next time

if not pass next time

if not pass next time [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I just make sure you don't do it on the

I just make sure you don't do it on the

I just make sure you don't do it on the classroom

classroom

classroom floor well as you can see you are not

floor well as you can see you are not

floor well as you can see you are not alone this is zultan Jamila and Taro

alone this is zultan Jamila and Taro

alone this is zultan Jamila and Taro pleas to meet you good

pleas to meet you good

pleas to meet you good happening Jamila you want your place

happening Jamila you want your place

happening Jamila you want your place back here nana I sit at backside with

back here nana I sit at backside with

back here nana I sit at backside with Taro no Jam you will sit at the back

Taro no Jam you will sit at the back

Taro no Jam you will sit at the back back side is uh what you sit on

back side is uh what you sit on

back side is uh what you sit on no master G what I sit on is

chair see why you

failed when

failed when

failed when not F don't tell me you failed so I

not F don't tell me you failed so I

not F don't tell me you failed so I don't tell you don't need to tell me I

don't tell you don't need to tell me I

don't tell you don't need to tell me I know ah you plenty smart it's more than

know ah you plenty smart it's more than

know ah you plenty smart it's more than I can say for you for never mind oh uh

I can say for you for never mind oh uh

I can say for you for never mind oh uh this is turn now this is Juan how you do

this is turn now this is Juan how you do

this is turn now this is Juan how you do for me yeah he's just trying to say that

for me yeah he's just trying to say that

for me yeah he's just trying to say that he's pleased to meet you he doesn't

he's pleased to meet you he doesn't

he's pleased to meet you he doesn't speak any English ah s right I T

speak any English ah s right I T

speak any English ah s right I T it that would be like the blind leading

it that would be like the blind leading

it that would be like the blind leading the blind blind you know

the blind blind you know

the blind blind you know see hey you f you f

no he's not blind I was just using a oh

no he's not blind I was just using a oh

no he's not blind I was just using a oh never mind sit down okay I sit here

never mind sit down okay I sit here

never mind sit down okay I sit here oh good afteron good evening I here come

oh good afteron good evening I here come

oh good afteron good evening I here come to English learn I come here to learn

to English learn I come here to learn

to English learn I come here to learn English we together

English we together

English we together S no we can't do that I that it's matter

S no we can't do that I that it's matter

S no we can't do that I that it's matter there's wrong something with me oh no

there's wrong something with me oh no

there's wrong something with me oh no there's wrong nothing with

there's wrong nothing with

there's wrong nothing with you I'm very much like you yeah well I

you I'm very much like you yeah well I

you I'm very much like you yeah well I am your teacher teacher you're too young

am your teacher teacher you're too young

am your teacher teacher you're too young to be teacher oh thank you is that your

to be teacher oh thank you is that your

to be teacher oh thank you is that your name yeah ing s

name yeah ing s

name yeah ing s supension I take it you're a swed

supension I take it you're a swed

supension I take it you're a swed Swedish

Swedish

Swedish yeah where from St Stockholm and what is

yeah where from St Stockholm and what is

yeah where from St Stockholm and what is your job a pair which pair oh

your job a pair which pair oh

your job a pair which pair oh no well uh where should we sit here just

no well uh where should we sit here just

no well uh where should we sit here just sit here with me there is also a place

sit here with me there is also a place

sit here with me there is also a place here beside me here please here yeah

here beside me here please here yeah

here beside me here please here yeah well well I think we'll sit you at the

well well I think we'll sit you at the

well well I think we'll sit you at the front for the time

being very

being very

being very nice yeah well well you're sitting next

nice yeah well well you're sitting next

nice yeah well well you're sitting next to Juan and uh behind you is ranit at

to Juan and uh behind you is ranit at

to Juan and uh behind you is ranit at the back cararo and Jamila she is Anna

the back cararo and Jamila she is Anna

the back cararo and Jamila she is Anna and he is Zan and I am

and he is Zan and I am

and he is Zan and I am Ali Ali not you as well as well as what

Ali Ali not you as well as well as what

Ali Ali not you as well as well as what please you failed oh yes but I'm getting

please you failed oh yes but I'm getting

please you failed oh yes but I'm getting 20 out of 100 well there's nothing to be

20 out of 100 well there's nothing to be

20 out of 100 well there's nothing to be proud you should get at least 50 marks

proud you should get at least 50 marks

proud you should get at least 50 marks to pass 20 is disgraceful oh no last

to pass 20 is disgraceful oh no last

to pass 20 is disgraceful oh no last year I'm not getting anything at

year I'm not getting anything at

year I'm not getting anything at all getting more and more better I it

all getting more and more better I it

all getting more and more better I it yeah squeeze

yeah squeeze

yeah squeeze please please to get up what for that is

please please to get up what for that is

please please to get up what for that is my seat I not see name in seat get your

my seat I not see name in seat get your

my seat I not see name in seat get your big Spanish bottom out of my chair hey

big Spanish bottom out of my chair hey

big Spanish bottom out of my chair hey you talk to me like that I punch no well

you talk to me like that I punch no well

you talk to me like that I punch no well that's enough seats are not reservable

that's enough seats are not reservable

that's enough seats are not reservable sit somewhere else s okay I sit at the

sit somewhere else s okay I sit at the

sit somewhere else s okay I sit at the back you big a Spanish bull come on

back you big a Spanish bull come on

back you big a Spanish bull come on we'll just wait a few more moments in

we'll just wait a few more moments in

we'll just wait a few more moments in case there are any more new

case there are any more new

case there are any more new students

students

students [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] for hey it's just like whole times it's

for hey it's just like whole times it's

for hey it's just like whole times it's it's a big surprise a professor well

it's a big surprise a professor well

it's a big surprise a professor well let's say it's more of a disappointment

let's say it's more of a disappointment

let's say it's more of a disappointment oh but I'm not disappointed to be

oh but I'm not disappointed to be

oh but I'm not disappointed to be back who's that this is ingred she is

back who's that this is ingred she is

back who's that this is ingred she is Swedish she's also sitting in my seat

Swedish she's also sitting in my seat

Swedish she's also sitting in my seat you will move yes have we move no you

you will move yes have we move no you

you will move yes have we move no you can come and sit next to me no you

can come and sit next to me no you

can come and sit next to me no you sitting next to me that's right you sit

sitting next to me that's right you sit

sitting next to me that's right you sit next to Joan and Max because I want to

next to Joan and Max because I want to

next to Joan and Max because I want to sit here I'm sorry Danielle but I think

sit here I'm sorry Danielle but I think

sit here I'm sorry Danielle but I think it's important that new students should

it's important that new students should

it's important that new students should sit at the

sit at the

sit at the front I don't like you I'm

front I don't like you I'm

front I don't like you I'm very you can come and sit next to me hey

very you can come and sit next to me hey

very you can come and sit next to me hey sit a between us

okay well I must say that I am extremely

okay well I must say that I am extremely

okay well I must say that I am extremely disappointed in you all it's not your

disappointed in you all it's not your

disappointed in you all it's not your fault professori we not pass because

fault professori we not pass because

fault professori we not pass because we're stupid

and what does that make me I'm more

stupid exactly out of 10 students I have

stupid exactly out of 10 students I have

stupid exactly out of 10 students I have nine failures very sorry I'm R

nine failures very sorry I'm R

nine failures very sorry I'm R congratulations you're getting 10 out of

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] 10

well I really don't know what to say oh

well I really don't know what to say oh

well I really don't know what to say oh blame me you

blame me you

blame me you feel if you're not knowing what to say

feel if you're not knowing what to say

feel if you're not knowing what to say how are you going to be teaching

how are you going to be teaching

how are you going to be teaching us I'll ignore that stupid remark jelly

us I'll ignore that stupid remark jelly

us I'll ignore that stupid remark jelly good because you have all failed I have

good because you have all failed I have

good because you have all failed I have failed no true it's perfectly true now

failed no true it's perfectly true now

failed no true it's perfectly true now this term I want much more effort from

this term I want much more effort from

this term I want much more effort from all of you you must all pull your socks

all of you you must all pull your socks

all of you you must all pull your socks up s

right oh God I was speaking

right oh God I was speaking

right oh God I was speaking figuratively never mind we must all

figuratively never mind we must all

figuratively never mind we must all concentrate much harder this term now we

concentrate much harder this term now we

concentrate much harder this term now we shall start at the beginning again only

shall start at the beginning again only

shall start at the beginning again only this term I shall be giving you twice as

this term I shall be giving you twice as

this term I shall be giving you twice as much homework has

much homework has

much homework has last and I want 100% effort from all of

last and I want 100% effort from all of

last and I want 100% effort from all of you right now tonight I thought we start

you right now tonight I thought we start

you right now tonight I thought we start by you each telling me what you've been

by you each telling me what you've been

by you each telling me what you've been doing during the holidays please yes

doing during the holidays please yes

doing during the holidays please yes I'll tell

I'll tell

I'll tell I do not understand what you are

I do not understand what you are

I do not understand what you are saying yeah well never mind just uh keep

saying yeah well never mind just uh keep

saying yeah well never mind just uh keep quiet and listen but never

mind I

speak not

speak thank you

sry right now what have you been doing

sry right now what have you been doing

sry right now what have you been doing with yourself

Jamila Master G I am went on holy

Jamila Master G I am went on holy

Jamila Master G I am went on holy days to visit all my family H you went

days to visit all my family H you went

days to visit all my family H you went to bombai BM no

Birmingham Birmingham the meca of the

Birmingham Birmingham the meca of the

Birmingham Birmingham the meca of the Midlands and you Tero

a

a

a but what did you get up to I went on a

but what did you get up to I went on a

but what did you get up to I went on a fishing holiday oh good did you catch

fishing holiday oh good did you catch

fishing holiday oh good did you catch anything catch heavy

Cal did you enjoy your break

Cal did you enjoy your break

Cal did you enjoy your break Ali I'm not breaking

Ali I'm not breaking

Ali I'm not breaking anything a holiday oh jly good I'm

anything a holiday oh jly good I'm

anything a holiday oh jly good I'm learning how to be driving a motor car

learning how to be driving a motor car

learning how to be driving a motor car good that's very useful when do you take

good that's very useful when do you take

good that's very useful when do you take your test oh blimy I'm already feeling

your test oh blimy I'm already feeling

your test oh blimy I'm already feeling my test the examiner man was jumping out

my test the examiner man was jumping out

my test the examiner man was jumping out of the car and I was going down a

of the car and I was going down a

of the car and I was going down a Hil I expect you were going too fast oh

Hil I expect you were going too fast oh

Hil I expect you were going too fast oh no I was going

backwards right what did you do

backwards right what did you do

backwards right what did you do suie spent time lighting lighting what

suie spent time lighting lighting what

suie spent time lighting lighting what lighting book oh

lighting book oh

lighting book oh book what sort of book are you li

book what sort of book are you li

book what sort of book are you li writing it's called the Democratic way

writing it's called the Democratic way

writing it's called the Democratic way of life all about groia Freedom loving

of life all about groia Freedom loving

of life all about groia Freedom loving Chinese

Chinese

Chinese I see a work of

I see a work of

I see a work of fiction tell us what you did with

fiction tell us what you did with

fiction tell us what you did with yourself Andre I have been looking after

yourself Andre I have been looking after

yourself Andre I have been looking after my cousin while our husband has been

my cousin while our husband has been

my cousin while our husband has been away oh it's very commendable he is

away oh it's very commendable he is

away oh it's very commendable he is being discharged this week discharged

being discharged this week discharged

being discharged this week discharged has he been in hospital no

prison and he's been sent to prison for

prison and he's been sent to prison for

prison and he's been sent to prison for something he didn't do really what

something he didn't do really what

something he didn't do really what didn't he do he didn't run fast

enough tell us what you did

enough tell us what you did

enough tell us what you did Javan I went to

Javan I went to

Javan I went to marsgate Margate excy I met this

marsgate Margate excy I met this

marsgate Margate excy I met this fantastic girl she had the

biggest so we all get your meaning every

biggest so we all get your meaning every

biggest so we all get your meaning every day we used to go on the sands for a

bit for a while scy to go on the sands

bit for a while scy to go on the sands

bit for a while scy to go on the sands for a while to say that you went on the

for a while to say that you went on the

for a while to say that you went on the stands for a bit could imply that you

stands for a bit could imply that you

stands for a bit could imply that you were doing um well something naughty

were doing um well something naughty

were doing um well something naughty that's right we were very naughty on the

that's right we were very naughty on the

that's right we were very naughty on the subject I Lear Mr

subject I Lear Mr

subject I Lear Mr Brown Miss Courtney wants you straight

Brown Miss Courtney wants you straight

Brown Miss Courtney wants you straight away oh thank you Sid well I suggest you

away oh thank you Sid well I suggest you

away oh thank you Sid well I suggest you all take an early tea break and we

all take an early tea break and we

all take an early tea break and we continue with this

later please yes suan look know you

later please yes suan look know you

later please yes suan look know you really must stop to speak

really must stop to speak

really must stop to speak speak

you

you

you girl yes please yeah no you're not a

girl yes please yeah no you're not a

girl yes please yeah no you're not a girl

youy ah you have a girlfriend girl I

youy ah you have a girlfriend girl I

youy ah you have a girlfriend girl I understand what an English girlfriend

understand what an English girlfriend

understand what an English girlfriend you

you

you me right oh you want me to write a

me right oh you want me to write a

me right oh you want me to write a letter to your girlfriend please ah what

letter to your girlfriend please ah what

letter to your girlfriend please ah what do you want me to

do you want me to

do you want me to write

write

write yes

yes

yes what I

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write

I think I get the general

idea

Sydney yes Miss Cy did you tell Mr Brown

Sydney yes Miss Cy did you tell Mr Brown

Sydney yes Miss Cy did you tell Mr Brown that I wish to see him oh yes

definitely I think this should be all

definitely I think this should be all

definitely I think this should be all right dear Miss I'm writing to tell you

right dear Miss I'm writing to tell you

right dear Miss I'm writing to tell you of my feelings for you I think you are

of my feelings for you I think you are

of my feelings for you I think you are beautiful I want to hold you in my arms

beautiful I want to hold you in my arms

beautiful I want to hold you in my arms and kiss

and kiss

and kiss you please say you feel the same about

you please say you feel the same about

you please say you feel the same about me all my love yeah thank

you what is going on in here uh nothing

you what is going on in here uh nothing

you what is going on in here uh nothing Well it certainly doesn't look like

Well it certainly doesn't look like

Well it certainly doesn't look like nothing ah well I was just writing a

nothing ah well I was just writing a

nothing ah well I was just writing a letter for Zan to his girlfriend and he

letter for Zan to his girlfriend and he

letter for Zan to his girlfriend and he was showing me his appreciation in

was showing me his appreciation in

was showing me his appreciation in Hungarian

Hungarian

Hungarian kindly leave us but not

kindly leave us but not

kindly leave us but not go I said go

go now Mr Brown I understand that none

go now Mr Brown I understand that none

go now Mr Brown I understand that none of your previous students passed their

of your previous students passed their

of your previous students passed their lower Cambridge certificate oh well I

lower Cambridge certificate oh well I

lower Cambridge certificate oh well I think there were a few near misses that

think there were a few near misses that

think there were a few near misses that is not good enough obviously Mr Brown

is not good enough obviously Mr Brown

is not good enough obviously Mr Brown you are sadly lacking in the necessary

you are sadly lacking in the necessary

you are sadly lacking in the necessary qualities required to teach English just

qualities required to teach English just

qualities required to teach English just a don't interrupt I should be keeping a

a don't interrupt I should be keeping a

a don't interrupt I should be keeping a very close eye on you this ter Mr Brown

very close eye on you this ter Mr Brown

very close eye on you this ter Mr Brown and unless I see a marked improvement

and unless I see a marked improvement

and unless I see a marked improvement out you go it's not necessary I have no

out you go it's not necessary I have no

out you go it's not necessary I have no wish to listen to your feeble

wish to listen to your feeble

wish to listen to your feeble excuses pus old

cow what was that oh I said I'm just

cow what was that oh I said I'm just

cow what was that oh I said I'm just going

now hey you not speak

now hey you not speak

now hey you not speak nothing he is not knowing the English as

nothing he is not knowing the English as

nothing he is not knowing the English as well as what we are knowing I speak with

well as what we are knowing I speak with

well as what we are knowing I speak with him oh blim me he speak hungri

him oh blim me he speak hungri

him oh blim me he speak hungri Arian sure I speak

Arian sure I speak

Arian sure I speak aarian football football pkas

aarian football football pkas

aarian football football pkas pz be Bobby Shon Bobby

pz be Bobby Shon Bobby

pz be Bobby Shon Bobby Mo you see I told you I speak the

language hey you like England no yeah I

language hey you like England no yeah I

language hey you like England no yeah I also very much like teach you not Mak

also very much like teach you not Mak

also very much like teach you not Mak the eyes at Mr Brown if I want I will Mr

the eyes at Mr Brown if I want I will Mr

the eyes at Mr Brown if I want I will Mr Brown does not like the blonde ladies

Brown does not like the blonde ladies

Brown does not like the blonde ladies Swedish girl are the

Swedish girl are the

Swedish girl are the beautiful trouble with sish girl they H

beautiful trouble with sish girl they H

beautiful trouble with sish girl they H too big in the bosom friendch too big in

too big in the bosom friendch too big in

too big in the bosom friendch too big in the

the

the mouth in China rules are not important

mouth in China rules are not important

mouth in China rules are not important it is blames and Inter that matter Absol

it is blames and Inter that matter Absol

it is blames and Inter that matter Absol yeah Su is Right V are not symbols for

yeah Su is Right V are not symbols for

yeah Su is Right V are not symbols for sex you agree Jamila I know

sex you agree Jamila I know

sex you agree Jamila I know understanding the women are not here to

understanding the women are not here to

understanding the women are not here to give gives the men the

give gives the men the

give gives the men the pleasure I like give men

pleasure I like give men

pleasure I like give men pleasure trying to find a few winners h

pleasure trying to find a few winners h

pleasure trying to find a few winners h no Mr Brown just trying to find out if I

no Mr Brown just trying to find out if I

no Mr Brown just trying to find out if I can afford to leave the wife premium

can afford to leave the wife premium

can afford to leave the wife premium bonds £100,000 I could be lucky

bonds £100,000 I could be lucky

bonds £100,000 I could be lucky somebody's got to win it how many bonds

somebody's got to win it how many bonds

somebody's got to win it how many bonds have you got

have you got

have you got one you're as bad as me I've only got

one you're as bad as me I've only got

one you're as bad as me I've only got one onef 23 232 you got a good memory

one onef 23 232 you got a good memory

one onef 23 232 you got a good memory ain't you oh it's not a difficult one

ain't you oh it's not a difficult one

ain't you oh it's not a difficult one onef

onef

onef 23232 that's right

23232 that's right

23232 that's right hey that's it that's what onef

hey that's it that's what onef

hey that's it that's what onef 23232 I don't believe it here you sure

23232 I don't believe it here you sure

23232 I don't believe it here you sure you got the right cucumber cucumber the

you got the right cucumber cucumber the

you got the right cucumber cucumber the number yes I got my bond here positive

number yes I got my bond here positive

number yes I got my bond here positive look 1f 23232 that's right £1,000 what

look 1f 23232 that's right £1,000 what

look 1f 23232 that's right £1,000 what are you going to do with it what am I

are you going to do with it what am I

are you going to do with it what am I going to do celebrate of course Gladis

going to do celebrate of course Gladis

going to do celebrate of course Gladis yes Mr Man coffe is all

around right sh Qui everybody listen I

around right sh Qui everybody listen I

around right sh Qui everybody listen I want to read you all my letter of

want to read you all my letter of

want to read you all my letter of resignation you not res no no I am

resignation you not res no no I am

resignation you not res no no I am definitely resigning with £100,000 I no

definitely resigning with £100,000 I no

definitely resigning with £100,000 I no longer need to teach English that's

longer need to teach English that's

longer need to teach English that's true right Dear

true right Dear

true right Dear Dracula this is to inform you that I

Dracula this is to inform you that I

Dracula this is to inform you that I think you are a rude obnoxious and

think you are a rude obnoxious and

think you are a rude obnoxious and self-opinionated old

self-opinionated old

self-opinionated old dragon and If Ever I See You Again it'll

dragon and If Ever I See You Again it'll

dragon and If Ever I See You Again it'll be too

be too

be too soon yours disrespectfully Jeremy

soon yours disrespectfully Jeremy

soon yours disrespectfully Jeremy Brown right Al yes please do me a favor

Brown right Al yes please do me a favor

Brown right Al yes please do me a favor and see that Miss Courtney gets this

and see that Miss Courtney gets this

and see that Miss Courtney gets this straight away jelly

straight away jelly

straight away jelly good thank

good thank

good thank you please oh yes Zan your

letter wa glis where's s paper oh he

letter wa glis where's s paper oh he

letter wa glis where's s paper oh he went with it took it with him took it

went with it took it with him took it

went with it took it with him took it with him I got a paper Mr Brown oh great

with him I got a paper Mr Brown oh great

with him I got a paper Mr Brown oh great Max thank you there we are Ernie's lucky

Max thank you there we are Ernie's lucky

Max thank you there we are Ernie's lucky winner

winner

winner 100,000 and today's number is 1 EF

100,000 and today's number is 1 EF

100,000 and today's number is 1 EF 2323 wait a minute that's not right one

2323 wait a minute that's not right one

2323 wait a minute that's not right one if it was one double if and the other

if it was one double if and the other

if it was one double if and the other one we apologize for the misprinted our

one we apologize for the misprinted our

one we apologize for the misprinted our earlier

earlier

earlier Edition I haven't won

Edition I haven't won

Edition I haven't won anything so you will not be resonating

anything so you will not be resonating

anything so you will not be resonating after all resigning

oh hello please Abby the letter to miss

oh hello please Abby the letter to miss

oh hello please Abby the letter to miss Courtney she's not in the office oh

Courtney she's not in the office oh

Courtney she's not in the office oh thank God oh Mr BR Mr Nadine did you

thank God oh Mr BR Mr Nadine did you

thank God oh Mr BR Mr Nadine did you wish to see me no oh yes please this is

wish to see me no oh yes please this is

wish to see me no oh yes please this is for you thank you very I want another

for you thank you very I want another

for you thank you very I want another word with you Mr Brown come into the

office close the

office close the

office close the door I'll just see what this letter is

door I'll just see what this letter is

door I'll just see what this letter is first oh I shouldn't bother if I were

first oh I shouldn't bother if I were

first oh I shouldn't bother if I were you you never know where it's been it

you you never know where it's been it

you you never know where it's been it could be full of JS oh okay be so

could be full of JS oh okay be so

could be full of JS oh okay be so ridiculous you know I seem to recognize

ridiculous you know I seem to recognize

ridiculous you know I seem to recognize this writing it looks remarkably like

this writing it looks remarkably like

this writing it looks remarkably like yours Mr Brown oh it's nothing like mine

yours Mr Brown oh it's nothing like mine

yours Mr Brown oh it's nothing like mine it just looks like mine oh well I better

it just looks like mine oh well I better

it just looks like mine oh well I better ad it uh I think I'll go I haven't

ad it uh I think I'll go I haven't

ad it uh I think I'll go I haven't finished with you yet you will have when

finished with you yet you will have when

finished with you yet you will have when you read that

you read that

you read that letter

nothing

nothing

nothing good Miss Courtney I have never read

good Miss Courtney I have never read

good Miss Courtney I have never read anything like this in my life I can

anything like this in my life I can

anything like this in my life I can explain just listen to this I'd rather

explain just listen to this I'd rather

explain just listen to this I'd rather not Dear Miss I am writing to tell you

not Dear Miss I am writing to tell you

not Dear Miss I am writing to tell you of my feelings for you you see I thought

of my feelings for you you see I thought

of my feelings for you you see I thought I'd want

I'd want

I'd want to I got to hold you in my arms and kiss

to I got to hold you in my arms and kiss

to I got to hold you in my arms and kiss you you did write this letter Mr br oh

you you did write this letter Mr br oh

you you did write this letter Mr br oh yeah well not to you it's the letter you

yeah well not to you it's the letter you

yeah well not to you it's the letter you were writing for that Hungarian student

were writing for that Hungarian student

were writing for that Hungarian student yes you see what must have happened you

yes you see what must have happened you

yes you see what must have happened you don't need to go on I mean it's obvious

don't need to go on I mean it's obvious

don't need to go on I mean it's obvious he's been spitten by my charm

and I have told you before Mr Brown that

and I have told you before Mr Brown that

and I have told you before Mr Brown that I do have this strange Fascination for

I do have this strange Fascination for

I do have this strange Fascination for the opposite six oh yeah very

the opposite six oh yeah very

the opposite six oh yeah very strange you may not believe this Mr

strange you may not believe this Mr

strange you may not believe this Mr Brown but when I was a young girl I was

Brown but when I was a young girl I was

Brown but when I was a young girl I was very

plain cup of tea please par everything

plain cup of tea please par everything

plain cup of tea please par everything hockey Mr Brown yes I must have put

hockey Mr Brown yes I must have put

hockey Mr Brown yes I must have put zon's letter to his girlfriend in my

zon's letter to his girlfriend in my

zon's letter to his girlfriend in my envelope to miss Courtney hey he not

envelope to miss Courtney hey he not

envelope to miss Courtney hey he not going to be very happy why not he's just

going to be very happy why not he's just

going to be very happy why not he's just gone to give the letter you write to

gone to give the letter you write to

gone to give the letter you write to miss Courtney to his

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girlfriend

girlfriend [Music]

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oh good

oh good

oh good evening I see that the meaning of the

evening I see that the meaning of the

evening I see that the meaning of the word punctuality hasn't yet sunk in with

word punctuality hasn't yet sunk in with

word punctuality hasn't yet sunk in with certain members of our

certain members of our

certain members of our class

you see Max I told you we be here before

you see Max I told you we be here before

you see Max I told you we be here before Prof Sor I better sit down before he

Prof Sor I better sit down before he

Prof Sor I better sit down before he comes okay

comes okay

comes okay go good

go good

go good evening how did you get in through the

evening how did you get in through the

evening how did you get in through the window you're late too busy drinking in

window you're late too busy drinking in

window you're late too busy drinking in the pub to notice the time well we not

the pub to notice the time well we not

the pub to notice the time well we not been in a pub have we Max sure we

been in a pub have we Max sure we

been in a pub have we Max sure we haven't look we were coming to the

haven't look we were coming to the

haven't look we were coming to the school and we see this old lady trying

school and we see this old lady trying

school and we see this old lady trying to cross the road that's right she was

to cross the road that's right she was

to cross the road that's right she was very old I hand very blind yeah pushing

very old I hand very blind yeah pushing

very old I hand very blind yeah pushing a

a

a pram an old Blind Lady pushing a

pram an old Blind Lady pushing a

pram an old Blind Lady pushing a pram well maybe she wasn't exactly blind

pram well maybe she wasn't exactly blind

pram well maybe she wasn't exactly blind maybe she wasn't exactly there either

maybe she wasn't exactly there either

maybe she wasn't exactly there either sure it's

sure it's

sure it's true on Max's life we have not in that P

true on Max's life we have not in that P

true on Max's life we have not in that P honest all

honest all

honest all right hey you left your books in the

pob what's the

pob what's the

pob what's the matter look behind you

not being in the pub

not being in the pub

not being in the pub eh now I remember we were there just for

eh now I remember we were there just for

eh now I remember we were there just for a minute come on sit down all of you hey

a minute come on sit down all of you hey

a minute come on sit down all of you hey why you not tell me the teacher is

why you not tell me the teacher is

why you not tell me the teacher is behind me you Italian macaroni why

behind me you Italian macaroni why

behind me you Italian macaroni why you you lump of Spanish omelet all right

you you lump of Spanish omelet all right

you you lump of Spanish omelet all right come on sit down and be quiet hey

come on sit down and be quiet hey

come on sit down and be quiet hey teacher is right you sit down sit down

teacher is right you sit down sit down

teacher is right you sit down sit down be quiet go sit down go sit down sit

be quiet go sit down go sit down sit

be quiet go sit down go sit down sit down when that includes you for you

down when that includes you for you

down when that includes you for you heard sit down I'm getting rather tired

heard sit down I'm getting rather tired

heard sit down I'm getting rather tired of this continual habit of certain

of this continual habit of certain

of this continual habit of certain people being late now 7:30 is the time

people being late now 7:30 is the time

people being late now 7:30 is the time class commences and you should all be

class commences and you should all be

class commences and you should all be sitting at your desks ready to begin

sitting at your desks ready to begin

sitting at your desks ready to begin work now I shall tell you again in

work now I shall tell you again in

work now I shall tell you again in future anybody who comes late will go

future anybody who comes late will go

future anybody who comes late will go straight home good evening

straight home good evening

straight home good evening everybody's you're late hey oh no look

everybody's you're late hey oh no look

everybody's you're late hey oh no look please I'm being early it is only 20

please I'm being early it is only 20

please I'm being early it is only 20 minutes past the 7:00 correction it is

minutes past the 7:00 correction it is

minutes past the 7:00 correction it is 25 minutes to the 8

25 minutes to the 8

25 minutes to the 8 that clock is not being right at all oh

that clock is not being right at all oh

that clock is not being right at all oh I suppose my watch is not being right

I suppose my watch is not being right

I suppose my watch is not being right also yes

also yes

also yes please has it occurred to you that it

please has it occurred to you that it

please has it occurred to you that it might be your watch that is wrong oh

might be your watch that is wrong oh

might be your watch that is wrong oh blim me this watch is guaranteed never

blim me this watch is guaranteed never

blim me this watch is guaranteed never to be wrong it is 21

Julies jeels yes please I'm buying it

Julies jeels yes please I'm buying it

Julies jeels yes please I'm buying it today from the marketplace you bought

today from the marketplace you bought

today from the marketplace you bought that watch from a stall on the market

that watch from a stall on the market

that watch from a stall on the market most definitely the man is telling me it

most definitely the man is telling me it

most definitely the man is telling me it is jolly good bargain 20 21 Julies and

is jolly good bargain 20 21 Julies and

is jolly good bargain 20 21 Julies and real gold case 18

turnips 18 carrots

turnips 18 carrots

turnips 18 carrots SES well how much did you pay for this

SES well how much did you pay for this

SES well how much did you pay for this 21 jeweled 18 karat gold time piece a

2250 I think he saw you coming Ellie ah

2250 I think he saw you coming Ellie ah

2250 I think he saw you coming Ellie ah most definitely he was seeing me coming

most definitely he was seeing me coming

most definitely he was seeing me coming before I was seeing him what I mean is

before I was seeing him what I mean is

before I was seeing him what I mean is you were swindled oh no you come buy

you were swindled oh no you come buy

you were swindled oh no you come buy watch for £250 ah but the man is telling

watch for £250 ah but the man is telling

watch for £250 ah but the man is telling me it is being so cheap because it is

me it is being so cheap because it is

me it is being so cheap because it is bankrupted stock

bankrupted stock

bankrupted stock rupted it's not going early uh perhaps

rupted it's not going early uh perhaps

rupted it's not going early uh perhaps it needs a wind up there's nothing too

it needs a wind up there's nothing too

it needs a wind up there's nothing too wind look it's empty oh blame me I am

wind look it's empty oh blame me I am

wind look it's empty oh blame me I am being cheated excuse me please I go to

being cheated excuse me please I go to

being cheated excuse me please I go to find the Crooked Man you won't be there

find the Crooked Man you won't be there

find the Crooked Man you won't be there now and what about my money well you

now and what about my money well you

now and what about my money well you just have to put it down to experience

just have to put it down to experience

just have to put it down to experience now sit down we got a lot of work to do

now sit down we got a lot of work to do

now sit down we got a lot of work to do how are you coming along B have you

how are you coming along B have you

how are you coming along B have you learned any more English

learned any more English

learned any more English banut more

English

English

English yes bloody

forigners well let to start you'll just

forigners well let to start you'll just

forigners well let to start you'll just have to follow the lesson as best you

have to follow the lesson as best you

have to follow the lesson as best you can yeah and I'll explain later do you

can yeah and I'll explain later do you

can yeah and I'll explain later do you understand

understand

understand well never mind sit down and do your

well never mind sit down and do your

well never mind sit down and do your best right now tonight we're going to

best right now tonight we're going to

best right now tonight we're going to look at sentence construction now can

look at sentence construction now can

look at sentence construction now can anybody Give me a definition of a

anybody Give me a definition of a

anybody Give me a definition of a sentence please me please yes Su a

sentence please me please yes Su a

sentence please me please yes Su a sentence is a group of word that makes

sentence is a group of word that makes

sentence is a group of word that makes complete sense very good for example

complete sense very good for example

complete sense very good for example communism is only true way of life or

communism is only true way of life or

communism is only true way of life or capitalist are enemies of Peace roving

capitalist are enemies of Peace roving

capitalist are enemies of Peace roving people or

China right now a sentence contains

China right now a sentence contains

China right now a sentence contains eight parts of speech can anybody tell

eight parts of speech can anybody tell

eight parts of speech can anybody tell me what they are come along noun good

me what they are come along noun good

me what they are come along noun good excellent pronoun very good hey why am I

excellent pronoun very good hey why am I

excellent pronoun very good hey why am I very good and she is excellent all right

very good and she is excellent all right

very good and she is excellent all right you're both excellent right anybody else

you're both excellent right anybody else

you're both excellent right anybody else a thir good adverb well done adjective

a thir good adverb well done adjective

a thir good adverb well done adjective yes pational good uh good yeah

yes pational good uh good yeah

yes pational good uh good yeah conjunction well done one more come on

conjunction well done one more come on

conjunction well done one more come on doesn't anybody want to know what the

doesn't anybody want to know what the

doesn't anybody want to know what the other one is an interjection right can

other one is an interjection right can

other one is an interjection right can anybody tell me what an interjection is

anybody tell me what an interjection is

anybody tell me what an interjection is yes one need

see like a

doctor

doctor

doctor interjection no um that's an injection

interjection no um that's an injection

interjection no um that's an injection ah s right an interjection is a word put

ah s right an interjection is a word put

ah s right an interjection is a word put into a sentence to express some emotion

into a sentence to express some emotion

into a sentence to express some emotion such as o r or H right we will now

such as o r or H right we will now

such as o r or H right we will now construct a sentence starting with a

construct a sentence starting with a

construct a sentence starting with a noun ranit can you give us a noun please

noun ranit can you give us a noun please

noun ranit can you give us a noun please idiot idiot surely you could have

idiot idiot surely you could have

idiot idiot surely you could have thought of something else I could have

thought of something else I could have

thought of something else I could have said

said

said muslim don't you be insulting me you

muslim don't you be insulting me you

muslim don't you be insulting me you right that'll do R you're here to learn

right that'll do R you're here to learn

right that'll do R you're here to learn English now kindly keep your personal

English now kindly keep your personal

English now kindly keep your personal prejudices to yourself a thousand

prejudices to yourself a thousand

prejudices to yourself a thousand apologies Now give me a noun please a

apologies Now give me a noun please a

apologies Now give me a noun please a waiter a waiter good now Max an

waiter a waiter good now Max an

waiter a waiter good now Max an adjective come

adjective come

adjective come along ranit gave us a noun waiter you

along ranit gave us a noun waiter you

along ranit gave us a noun waiter you describe him is he old tall short thin

describe him is he old tall short thin

describe him is he old tall short thin how do I know I never met

him we not talking about an actual

him we not talking about an actual

him we not talking about an actual waiter Max ah he's a part-time

waiter Max ah he's a part-time

waiter Max ah he's a part-time waiter we are trying to construct a

waiter we are trying to construct a

waiter we are trying to construct a sentence ranit has given us a noun

sentence ranit has given us a noun

sentence ranit has given us a noun waiter I want you to give me an

waiter I want you to give me an

waiter I want you to give me an adjective that describes him h a hold

adjective that describes him h a hold

adjective that describes him h a hold waiter an old

waiter an old

waiter an old waiter with a mustach yeah just old will

waiter with a mustach yeah just old will

waiter with a mustach yeah just old will do

do

do okay right we'll put a definite article

okay right we'll put a definite article

okay right we'll put a definite article in the old waiter now we need a verb

in the old waiter now we need a verb

in the old waiter now we need a verb something he was doing Danielle oo

something he was doing Danielle oo

something he was doing Danielle oo making

making

making love can't you think think of something

love can't you think think of something

love can't you think think of something better that he could have been doing but

better that he could have been doing but

better that he could have been doing but I can't see nothing than better than

I can't see nothing than better than

I can't see nothing than better than making love Yeah but something more

making love Yeah but something more

making love Yeah but something more appropriate to a waiter in a

appropriate to a waiter in a

appropriate to a waiter in a restaurant he served served good the old

restaurant he served served good the old

restaurant he served served good the old waiter

waiter

waiter served now we need an adverb t

served now we need an adverb t

served now we need an adverb t pass

pass

pass up yeah an adverb please modifying the

up yeah an adverb please modifying the

up yeah an adverb please modifying the verb serve carefully carefully

verb serve carefully carefully

verb serve carefully carefully carefully

carefully

carefully served

served

served carefully right now can anybody add

carefully right now can anybody add

carefully right now can anybody add anything to

anything to

anything to that the old waiter carefully served

that the old waiter carefully served

that the old waiter carefully served fish and

fish and

fish and chips two more nouns and a

chips two more nouns and a

chips two more nouns and a conjunction OK

conjunction OK

conjunction OK cockie the old waiter carefully served

cockie the old waiter carefully served

cockie the old waiter carefully served two more nouns and

a all right first time Giovani Mr Brown

a all right first time Giovani Mr Brown

a all right first time Giovani Mr Brown yes s there's a GE out he wants to see

yes s there's a GE out he wants to see

yes s there's a GE out he wants to see Miss Courtney what's that got to do with

Miss Courtney what's that got to do with

Miss Courtney what's that got to do with me well I can't find her anywhere will

me well I can't find her anywhere will

me well I can't find her anywhere will you come out and have a word with him oh

you come out and have a word with him oh

you come out and have a word with him oh yes all right now I want you to complete

yes all right now I want you to complete

yes all right now I want you to complete the sentence using an interjection a

the sentence using an interjection a

the sentence using an interjection a preposition and a pronoun and I shall be

preposition and a pronoun and I shall be

preposition and a pronoun and I shall be back in a minute all

back in a minute all

back in a minute all right

this is

him are you Miss

him are you Miss

him are you Miss Courtney do I look like Miss Courtney

Courtney do I look like Miss Courtney

Courtney do I look like Miss Courtney well I asked to see Miss Courtney ah

well I asked to see Miss Courtney ah

well I asked to see Miss Courtney ah well who are you my name's Forbes for

well who are you my name's Forbes for

well who are you my name's Forbes for scope Forbes for

scope Forbes for

scope Forbes for scope oh Jeremy

Brown I'm an ATC I'm a ba ox

my car H oh you're an ATC an assistant

my car H oh you're an ATC an assistant

my car H oh you're an ATC an assistant Town clar quite so ah I see ah Miss

Town clar quite so ah I see ah Miss

Town clar quite so ah I see ah Miss Courtney Mr Brown is this another of

Courtney Mr Brown is this another of

Courtney Mr Brown is this another of your foreign students no he's an ATC I

your foreign students no he's an ATC I

your foreign students no he's an ATC I don't care what nationality he is it's

don't care what nationality he is it's

don't care what nationality he is it's time you were in the classroom Madam my

time you were in the classroom Madam my

time you were in the classroom Madam my name is

name is

name is Forbes he's hyphenated how

Forbes he's hyphenated how

Forbes he's hyphenated how unfortunate I'm here from the town hall

unfortunate I'm here from the town hall

unfortunate I'm here from the town hall we have some news from the palace

we have some news from the palace

we have some news from the palace Victoria or

Victoria or

Victoria or Crystal Buckingham I'm here in

Crystal Buckingham I'm here in

Crystal Buckingham I'm here in connection with the uh royal visit to

connection with the uh royal visit to

connection with the uh royal visit to the B next week and as the Duke himself

the B next week and as the Duke himself

the B next week and as the Duke himself laid the foundation stone of this

laid the foundation stone of this

laid the foundation stone of this building it has been suggested that her

building it has been suggested that her

building it has been suggested that her majesty and his Royal Highness pay a

majesty and his Royal Highness pay a

majesty and his Royal Highness pay a brief informal visit to the school the

brief informal visit to the school the

brief informal visit to the school the queen and Prince philli coming here next

queen and Prince philli coming here next

queen and Prince philli coming here next to did you hear that Mr Brown they're

to did you hear that Mr Brown they're

to did you hear that Mr Brown they're coming here the two of them together in

coming here the two of them together in

coming here the two of them together in person him and her together in calm down

person him and her together in calm down

person him and her together in calm down Miss Courtney don't overe excite getting

Miss Courtney don't overe excite getting

Miss Courtney don't overe excite getting over excited I have you perfectly calm

over excited I have you perfectly calm

over excited I have you perfectly calm about the

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herin

I've seen some strange things on toilet

I've seen some strange things on toilet

I've seen some strange things on toilet doors bucks and do um Lads and lasses

doors bucks and do um Lads and lasses

doors bucks and do um Lads and lasses Setters and pointers but I have never

Setters and pointers but I have never

Setters and pointers but I have never seen dukes and queens oh it's not for

seen dukes and queens oh it's not for

seen dukes and queens oh it's not for them to use what's it for well it's Miss

them to use what's it for well it's Miss

them to use what's it for well it's Miss Courtney's idea you see she didn't want

Courtney's idea you see she didn't want

Courtney's idea you see she didn't want to offend the royal family by letting

to offend the royal family by letting

to offend the royal family by letting them see toilet doors so I've done the

them see toilet doors so I've done the

them see toilet doors so I've done the best thing I've disguised them oh very

best thing I've disguised them oh very

best thing I've disguised them oh very diplomatic my you what a waste of time

diplomatic my you what a waste of time

diplomatic my you what a waste of time it is though Mr Brown they must have

it is though Mr Brown they must have

it is though Mr Brown they must have losing Bish well absolutely the old

losing Bish well absolutely the old

losing Bish well absolutely the old battlax in yet the old batlax is

battlax in yet the old batlax is

battlax in yet the old batlax is here I wasn't meaning you miss courney

here I wasn't meaning you miss courney

here I wasn't meaning you miss courney well I trust you are not referring to

well I trust you are not referring to

well I trust you are not referring to her majesty oh no no no no no I was

her majesty oh no no no no no I was

her majesty oh no no no no no I was referring to Gladis the tea lady H here

referring to Gladis the tea lady H here

referring to Gladis the tea lady H here what's this for well it is not for

what's this for well it is not for

what's this for well it is not for sticking in your button hole it is to

sticking in your button hole it is to

sticking in your button hole it is to wave at the Royal

personages you going to turn into what

personages you going to turn into what

personages you going to turn into what well you surely don't intend to greet

well you surely don't intend to greet

well you surely don't intend to greet our distinguished guests in that jacket

our distinguished guests in that jacket

our distinguished guests in that jacket haven't you anything a little more

haven't you anything a little more

haven't you anything a little more formal I've got a black tie I wear for

formal I've got a black tie I wear for

formal I've got a black tie I wear for funerals

here better it as if I'm going to a cup

here better it as if I'm going to a cup

here better it as if I'm going to a cup final Sydney go and sweep the schoolyard

final Sydney go and sweep the schoolyard

final Sydney go and sweep the schoolyard I swept it up once well sweep it again

I swept it up once well sweep it again

I swept it up once well sweep it again you wouldn't like me to go down on me

you wouldn't like me to go down on me

you wouldn't like me to go down on me Edge and knees and scrub it would you

Edge and knees and scrub it would you

Edge and knees and scrub it would you don't be ridiculous it wouldn't dry

don't be ridiculous it wouldn't dry

don't be ridiculous it wouldn't dry before they

before they

before they arrived

I think I'll go and polish the silver

I think I'll go and polish the silver

I think I'll go and polish the silver what silver well I brought my silver tea

what silver well I brought my silver tea

what silver well I brought my silver tea set in case they wanted a drink oh

set in case they wanted a drink oh

set in case they wanted a drink oh perhaps the Duke would prefer a tot of

perhaps the Duke would prefer a tot of

perhaps the Duke would prefer a tot of rum being an ex noal man dear I hadn't

rum being an ex noal man dear I hadn't

rum being an ex noal man dear I hadn't thought that well he'll just have to

thought that well he'll just have to

thought that well he'll just have to make do with Sherry shall I ask glce to

make do with Sherry shall I ask glce to

make do with Sherry shall I ask glce to make up a couple of ham rolls in case

make up a couple of ham rolls in case

make up a couple of ham rolls in case they feel a bit peckish ham

they feel a bit peckish ham

they feel a bit peckish ham rolls you can't give royalty ham

rolls you can't give royalty ham

rolls you can't give royalty ham RS this is a very special occasion tell

RS this is a very special occasion tell

RS this is a very special occasion tell her to open a tin of

her to open a tin of

her to open a tin of hon they won't want anything to eat it

hon they won't want anything to eat it

hon they won't want anything to eat it is better to be

prepared I wonder if we should have got

prepared I wonder if we should have got

prepared I wonder if we should have got a red carpet look why don't you go the

a red carpet look why don't you go the

a red carpet look why don't you go the whole hog and ask the music class to

whole hog and ask the music class to

whole hog and ask the music class to play the national anthem as they enter

play the national anthem as they enter

play the national anthem as they enter this is supposed to be an informal visit

this is supposed to be an informal visit

this is supposed to be an informal visit I don't think you're approaching this

I don't think you're approaching this

I don't think you're approaching this special occasion in the right attitude I

special occasion in the right attitude I

special occasion in the right attitude I think you're being carried away

think you're being carried away

think you're being carried away nonsense this is an opportunity for all

nonsense this is an opportunity for all

nonsense this is an opportunity for all the staff and students to show their

the staff and students to show their

the staff and students to show their loyalty and Devotion to our Sovereign

loyalty and Devotion to our Sovereign

loyalty and Devotion to our Sovereign it's up to the entire school to make a

it's up to the entire school to make a

it's up to the entire school to make a good impression why never knows where it

good impression why never knows where it

good impression why never knows where it may lead the New Year's honors list

may lead the New Year's honors list

may lead the New Year's honors list isn't far away honors list yes a

isn't far away honors list yes a

isn't far away honors list yes a Knighthood could be within your grass a

[Music]

Knighthood Mr Jeremy

br

arise sir

Jeremy Mr Brown yes your majesty I I

Jeremy Mr Brown yes your majesty I I

Jeremy Mr Brown yes your majesty I I thought you with the queen have you been

thought you with the queen have you been

thought you with the queen have you been drinking no just stay dreaming well you

drinking no just stay dreaming well you

drinking no just stay dreaming well you had better wake up they are due to

had better wake up they are due to

had better wake up they are due to arrive in half an hour now where are

arrive in half an hour now where are

arrive in half an hour now where are your students uh they're in the cloak

your students uh they're in the cloak

your students uh they're in the cloak room changing changing yes I insisted on

room changing changing yes I insisted on

room changing changing yes I insisted on wearing their National

wearing their National

wearing their National costumes ready

costumes ready

costumes ready granish are you there

granish are you there

granish are you there [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] what liy

what liy

what liy R well don't you like it do what don't

R well don't you like it do what don't

R well don't you like it do what don't you like it very patriotic I don't know

you like it very patriotic I don't know

you like it very patriotic I don't know whether to salute you or run you up the

whether to salute you or run you up the

whether to salute you or run you up the flag

flag

flag po I've got a surprise for you yeah look

oh that'll surprise the Duke surprise

oh that'll surprise the Duke surprise

oh that'll surprise the Duke surprise him he paralyze him you're supposed to

him he paralyze him you're supposed to

him he paralyze him you're supposed to curse you up flashing your

curse you up flashing your

curse you up flashing your underwear any of my St good Heavens hey

underwear any of my St good Heavens hey

underwear any of my St good Heavens hey don't speak to us you flat you our

don't speak to us you flat you our

don't speak to us you flat you our yeah they will come up here won't

yeah they will come up here won't

yeah they will come up here won't they oh yes I expect so Glades oh I do

they oh yes I expect so Glades oh I do

they oh yes I expect so Glades oh I do hope so I think Prince Phillip's lovely

hope so I think Prince Phillip's lovely

hope so I think Prince Phillip's lovely and I've always been fond of sailors hey

and I've always been fond of sailors hey

and I've always been fond of sailors hey don't forget he belongs to the queen

don't forget he belongs to the queen

don't forget he belongs to the queen yeah have you seen any in my students

yeah have you seen any in my students

yeah have you seen any in my students they're still changing ah well go and

they're still changing ah well go and

they're still changing ah well go and tell them to hurry up Sid all right yeah

tell them to hurry up Sid all right yeah

tell them to hurry up Sid all right yeah I'll get yeah I better get tided up too

I'll get yeah I better get tided up too

I'll get yeah I better get tided up too the Duke might want to inspect me

the Duke might want to inspect me

the Duke might want to inspect me utensils I think this looks better on

you all ready for your inspection sir

you all ready for your inspection sir

you all ready for your inspection sir carry on S this

China is that your national costume this

China is that your national costume this

China is that your national costume this is uniform of people's Army of

is uniform of people's Army of

is uniform of people's Army of rehabilation as prescribed by chairman

rehabilation as prescribed by chairman

rehabilation as prescribed by chairman ma you're not like it well I think it

ma you're not like it well I think it

ma you're not like it well I think it lacks a certain finish a belt of

lacks a certain finish a belt of

lacks a certain finish a belt of ammunition a couple of hang

ammunition a couple of hang

ammunition a couple of hang grenades Miss

grenades Miss

grenades Miss India oh very nice Jamilla it is Jamilla

India oh very nice Jamilla it is Jamilla

India oh very nice Jamilla it is Jamilla isn't

isn't

isn't it this

it this

it this Germany what you think very toomic thank

Germany what you think very toomic thank

Germany what you think very toomic thank you Miss

Sweden beautiful yes beautiful very

Sweden beautiful yes beautiful very

Sweden beautiful yes beautiful very and the close too well I was

and the close too well I was

and the close too well I was refering Miss

TR what do you

think B

mer Miss

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Greece

don't take a make oh I'm sorry Mr

GRE are you comfortable in that Max a

GRE are you comfortable in that Max a

GRE are you comfortable in that Max a bit cold

bit cold

bit cold boss Mr pkistan

God bless Queen Elizabeth and not

God bless Queen Elizabeth and not

God bless Queen Elizabeth and not forgetting the Duke of edin

forgetting the Duke of edin

forgetting the Duke of edin bug Duke of edin BR him also oh

Italy are you representing Italy or the

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] mafia I represent

sisily Mr

sisily Mr

sisily Mr un oh most endearing Rie thank you very

un oh most endearing Rie thank you very

un oh most endearing Rie thank you very much Mr

much Mr

much Mr [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] hry very pretty Zan thank you Mr

Japan n po I

Japan n po I

Japan n po I presume and last but not least Mr Spain

presume and last but not least Mr Spain

presume and last but not least Mr Spain all right

all right

all right [Applause]

professori there's still nobody coming

professori there's still nobody coming

professori there's still nobody coming well any minute now come on in your

well any minute now come on in your

well any minute now come on in your places everyone heent ban um where's

places everyone heent ban um where's

places everyone heent ban um where's sutan he's going to try and find the

sutan he's going to try and find the

sutan he's going to try and find the toilet ah well that may take him a

while I'd like to stress that this visit

while I'd like to stress that this visit

while I'd like to stress that this visit is informal so that her majesty may not

is informal so that her majesty may not

is informal so that her majesty may not necessarily come into this

necessarily come into this

necessarily come into this classroom yeah well you mustn't be too

classroom yeah well you mustn't be too

classroom yeah well you mustn't be too disappointed if she doesn't but if she

disappointed if she doesn't but if she

disappointed if she doesn't but if she does I want you all to behave just as if

does I want you all to behave just as if

does I want you all to behave just as if she weren't here

understand in view of the occasion it

understand in view of the occasion it

understand in view of the occasion it would seem appropriate to tell you a

would seem appropriate to tell you a

would seem appropriate to tell you a little of the history of our British

little of the history of our British

little of the history of our British kings and queens now it all started with

kings and queens now it all started with

kings and queens now it all started with the Norman conquests I have seen that on

the Norman conquests I have seen that on

the Norman conquests I have seen that on the television very funny English

the television very funny English

the television very funny English play I'm referring to the actual

play I'm referring to the actual

play I'm referring to the actual invasion of England by William of

invasion of England by William of

invasion of England by William of Normandy it was 1066 wrong I beg your

Normandy it was 1066 wrong I beg your

Normandy it was 1066 wrong I beg your pardon

1066 maybe

1066 maybe

1066 maybe uh

uh

uh 1056 it was

1056 it was

1056 it was 1066 no cannot be

1066 no cannot be

1066 no cannot be 1066 6 Minute 1

1066 6 Minute 1

1066 6 Minute 1 hour

hour

hour 1066 6 Minute plus

11 1066 was the year s right

right now William of Normandy by the way

right now William of Normandy by the way

right now William of Normandy by the way does anybody know what other name he was

does anybody know what other name he was

does anybody know what other name he was known by William the

concur

concur

concur conquerer

conquerer

conquerer H now he was succeeded by his third son

H now he was succeeded by his third son

H now he was succeeded by his third son William Rufus the Red King hope blam me

William Rufus the Red King hope blam me

William Rufus the Red King hope blam me you are having a communist

you are having a communist

you are having a communist King no no he was called the Red King

King no no he was called the Red King

King no no he was called the Red King because of his red hair jelly

because of his red hair jelly

because of his red hair jelly good now William Rufus died in 1100

good now William Rufus died in 1100

good now William Rufus died in 1100 after being struck by an arrow in the

after being struck by an arrow in the

after being struck by an arrow in the woods hey maybe it was Robin the

hood the robin the hood

hood the robin the hood

hood the robin the hood wasn't Robin Hood wasn't born then he

wasn't Robin Hood wasn't born then he

wasn't Robin Hood wasn't born then he was in the Middle Ages how can he being

was in the Middle Ages how can he being

was in the Middle Ages how can he being middle-aged if he's not yet being

middle-aged if he's not yet being

middle-aged if he's not yet being born don't never mind about Robin Hood

born don't never mind about Robin Hood

born don't never mind about Robin Hood all right oh yes very capable sorry to

all right oh yes very capable sorry to

all right oh yes very capable sorry to interrupt Mr Brown but they will be here

interrupt Mr Brown but they will be here

interrupt Mr Brown but they will be here at any moment now and I thought it would

at any moment now and I thought it would

at any moment now and I thought it would be rather nice if one of your students

be rather nice if one of your students

be rather nice if one of your students were to present this to her

were to present this to her

were to present this to her majesty I'll do that it is usual for a

majesty I'll do that it is usual for a

majesty I'll do that it is usual for a bouquet to be presented by a lady with

bouquet to be presented by a lady with

bouquet to be presented by a lady with that skirt who's going to know the

that skirt who's going to know the

that skirt who's going to know the difference come outside and I'll show

difference come outside and I'll show

difference come outside and I'll show you all right sit down who do you

you all right sit down who do you

you all right sit down who do you suggest

suggest

suggest Miss well how about Jamina yes Jamina D

Miss well how about Jamina yes Jamina D

Miss well how about Jamina yes Jamina D will you come here

and for goodness sake girl get rid of

and for goodness sake girl get rid of

and for goodness sake girl get rid of that

that

that knitting now then Jam I want you to wait

knitting now then Jam I want you to wait

knitting now then Jam I want you to wait with me in the hall until their

with me in the hall until their

with me in the hall until their majesties arrive and then you can

majesties arrive and then you can

majesties arrive and then you can present this to the queen you curtsy

present this to the queen you curtsy

present this to the queen you curtsy first and then you give it to her now

first and then you give it to her now

first and then you give it to her now let's try

let's try

let's try that I am the

queen me no no no Jamila come on she's

queen me no no no Jamila come on she's

queen me no no no Jamila come on she's just pretending oh huh I am

understand

you ask

you ask

you ask Queenie you do not speak until you are

Queenie you do not speak until you are

Queenie you do not speak until you are spoken to and then you address her as

spoken to and then you address her as

spoken to and then you address her as Mom now let's try

again oh there you are superintendent

again oh there you are superintendent

again oh there you are superintendent how soon we Royal CP will be here

how soon we Royal CP will be here

how soon we Royal CP will be here they're not coming what we've had to

they're not coming what we've had to

they're not coming what we've had to rearrange the schedule oh they're going

rearrange the schedule oh they're going

rearrange the schedule oh they're going straight from the hospital to the town

straight from the hospital to the town

straight from the hospital to the town hall we're cutting out the visit to the

hall we're cutting out the visit to the

hall we're cutting out the visit to the school well I bet going tell him Miss

school well I bet going tell him Miss

school well I bet going tell him Miss Court there isn't time you must come

Court there isn't time you must come

Court there isn't time you must come with me now you men follow

me excuse me

me excuse me

me excuse me please my name is Mrs Baxter but my name

please my name is Mrs Baxter but my name

please my name is Mrs Baxter but my name is Mrs Baer and my husband has just

is Mrs Baer and my husband has just

is Mrs Baer and my husband has just joined your woodwork class do you think

joined your woodwork class do you think

joined your woodwork class do you think I could have a word with him

I could have a word with him

I could have a word with him uh Hey sit no you can't no go BL

me hang on hang on hang on don't go

me hang on hang on hang on don't go

me hang on hang on hang on don't go away try it again call Mr Brown she's

away try it again call Mr Brown she's

away try it again call Mr Brown she's here she's arrived she's outside she

here she's arrived she's outside she

here she's arrived she's outside she can't be she must to come in by the back

can't be she must to come in by the back

can't be she must to come in by the back entrance but don't leave her standing

entrance but don't leave her standing

entrance but don't leave her standing outside Sydney show her

in

so pleased to meet you mom um where is

so pleased to meet you mom um where is

so pleased to meet you mom um where is your husband he's in the Woodwork

Club I do hope we should have the

Club I do hope we should have the

Club I do hope we should have the pleasure of meeting him later on this is

pleasure of meeting him later on this is

pleasure of meeting him later on this is Mr Brown our English

Mr Brown our English

Mr Brown our English teacher how do you do

teacher how do you do

teacher how do you do Mom

Mom

Mom J

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kind and in this class we are in

kind and in this class we are in

kind and in this class we are in endeavoring to teach English to foreign

endeavoring to teach English to foreign

endeavoring to teach English to foreign students Excuse Me Miss courney don't

students Excuse Me Miss courney don't

students Excuse Me Miss courney don't interrupt Mr I think you should Mr Brown

interrupt Mr I think you should Mr Brown

interrupt Mr I think you should Mr Brown all right please yourself I would you

all right please yourself I would you

all right please yourself I would you care for it it's not too much trouble no

care for it it's not too much trouble no

care for it it's not too much trouble no trouble at all you must come around and

trouble at all you must come around and

trouble at all you must come around and have a cup of tea with my husband and I

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[Music] oh hello is that Parkers look I'm going

oh hello is that Parkers look I'm going

oh hello is that Parkers look I'm going fishing this weekend and I shall need

fishing this weekend and I shall need

fishing this weekend and I shall need some more bait no only on the TS the

some more bait no only on the TS the

some more bait no only on the TS the maggots will do I'll send something

maggots will do I'll send something

maggots will do I'll send something around to collect them oh by the way

around to collect them oh by the way

around to collect them oh by the way those trout flies I bought from you have

those trout flies I bought from you have

those trout flies I bought from you have been very successful especially the coib

been very successful especially the coib

been very successful especially the coib bondu seems to attract the trout like a

bondu seems to attract the trout like a

bondu seems to attract the trout like a magnet yes well thank you again

bye excuse

bye excuse

bye excuse me you startled me do you mind knocking

me you startled me do you mind knocking

me you startled me do you mind knocking before you barge in I'm

sorry is that better I've lost it

sorry is that better I've lost it

sorry is that better I've lost it you lost what I have lost my favorite

you lost what I have lost my favorite

you lost what I have lost my favorite fly I had it in my hand a moment ago I

fly I had it in my hand a moment ago I

fly I had it in my hand a moment ago I must have dropped it can you see it

must have dropped it can you see it

must have dropped it can you see it anywhere what does it look like well

anywhere what does it look like well

anywhere what does it look like well it's about 2 in long red and black and

it's about 2 in long red and black and

it's about 2 in long red and black and it's got a curly

it's got a curly

it's got a curly tail per he's flown out the

tail per he's flown out the

tail per he's flown out the window it is a fishing fly a cocky Bondo

window it is a fishing fly a cocky Bondo

window it is a fishing fly a cocky Bondo a cocky what

a cocky what

a cocky what Bondo oh it must be here somewhere oh

Bondo oh it must be here somewhere oh

Bondo oh it must be here somewhere oh will it B Che we'll find it oh well

will it B Che we'll find it oh well

will it B Che we'll find it oh well perhaps I should come back later oh Mr

perhaps I should come back later oh Mr

perhaps I should come back later oh Mr Brown you can join in well I'm not

Brown you can join in well I'm not

Brown you can join in well I'm not really that religious

really that religious

really that religious actually we are looking for a fly a fly

actually we are looking for a fly a fly

actually we are looking for a fly a fly oh yes it's a 2 in long BR red and black

oh yes it's a 2 in long BR red and black

oh yes it's a 2 in long BR red and black and a got a curly towel sounds quite

and a got a curly towel sounds quite

and a got a curly towel sounds quite lethal would you mind helping us look

lethal would you mind helping us look

lethal would you mind helping us look for it no not at all oh I found it where

for it no not at all oh I found it where

for it no not at all oh I found it where it's here just under the desk oh I'll

it's here just under the desk oh I'll

it's here just under the desk oh I'll get it no stand back Sid you leave this

get it no stand back Sid you leave this

get it no stand back Sid you leave this to

to

to me what are you doing Mr okay where you

me what are you doing Mr okay where you

me what are you doing Mr okay where you are Miss Coury this could be dangerous

are Miss Coury this could be dangerous

are Miss Coury this could be dangerous yeah that's right not moving Mr Brown

yeah that's right not moving Mr Brown

yeah that's right not moving Mr Brown just a minute better to be safe than

just a minute better to be safe than

just a minute better to be safe than sorry

oh I just remembered I I haven't

oh I just remembered I I haven't

oh I just remembered I I haven't inspected the

inspected the

inspected the boilers have you quite finished Mr Brown

boilers have you quite finished Mr Brown

boilers have you quite finished Mr Brown or would you like to ble a hammer you

or would you like to ble a hammer you

or would you like to ble a hammer you can't be too careful where strange

can't be too careful where strange

can't be too careful where strange insects are concerned if you any idea

insects are concerned if you any idea

insects are concerned if you any idea where it came from Yes W Parker and Son

where it came from Yes W Parker and Son

where it came from Yes W Parker and Son uh PD fishing tackle suppliers oh

uh PD fishing tackle suppliers oh

uh PD fishing tackle suppliers oh fish it wasn't it was oh got any glue I

fish it wasn't it was oh got any glue I

fish it wasn't it was oh got any glue I don't think child have any fond with

don't think child have any fond with

don't think child have any fond with glue no I supp I'll buy you another I

glue no I supp I'll buy you another I

glue no I supp I'll buy you another I see that you do excuse

see that you do excuse

see that you do excuse me hello

me hello

me hello speaking

speaking

speaking pardon is it you is it really

pardon is it you is it really

pardon is it you is it really you it is you it's

you it is you it's

you it is you it's him what coming here you're not coming

him what coming here you're not coming

him what coming here you're not coming here you are coming here he's coming

here you are coming here he's coming

here you are coming here he's coming here half an hour you'll be here in half

here half an hour you'll be here in half

here half an hour you'll be here in half an hour you'll be here in half an

an hour you'll be here in half an

an hour you'll be here in half an hour you felt very until

then you feeling all right that was him

then you feeling all right that was him

then you feeling all right that was him L he's coming here in half an hour but

L he's coming here in half an hour but

L he's coming here in half an hour but who is him I mean who is he well it's it

who is him I mean who is he well it's it

who is him I mean who is he well it's it a man I never thought I'd see again my

a man I never thought I'd see again my

a man I never thought I'd see again my ex FY you mean you were actually engaged

ex FY you mean you were actually engaged

ex FY you mean you were actually engaged at one time well there's no need to

at one time well there's no need to

at one time well there's no need to sound so

surprised he was over 25 years ago I

surprised he was over 25 years ago I

surprised he was over 25 years ago I mean I mean I was just well I was very

mean I mean I was just well I was very

mean I mean I was just well I was very young I met him at Oxford in the high it

young I met him at Oxford in the high it

young I met him at Oxford in the high it was raining he offered me shelter under

was raining he offered me shelter under

was raining he offered me shelter under his umbrella and he insisted on buying

his umbrella and he insisted on buying

his umbrella and he insisted on buying me a cup of tea and a sticky bun how

me a cup of tea and a sticky bun how

me a cup of tea and a sticky bun how romantic yes it well that was how it all

romantic yes it well that was how it all

romantic yes it well that was how it all started why didn't you get married oh it

started why didn't you get married oh it

started why didn't you get married oh it was awful he left me at the church in a

was awful he left me at the church in a

was awful he left me at the church in a Lurch oh Mr Brown I have never told

Lurch oh Mr Brown I have never told

Lurch oh Mr Brown I have never told anyone this before oh well if you'd

anyone this before oh well if you'd

anyone this before oh well if you'd rather not no sit down well for years I

rather not no sit down well for years I

rather not no sit down well for years I have kept this terrible secret to myself

have kept this terrible secret to myself

have kept this terrible secret to myself now he is coming back into my life again

now he is coming back into my life again

now he is coming back into my life again and I feel I must tell someone and I

and I feel I must tell someone and I

and I feel I must tell someone and I think I can trust you Mr Brown well I'd

think I can trust you Mr Brown well I'd

think I can trust you Mr Brown well I'd rather not if it's going to cause any

rather not if it's going to cause any

rather not if it's going to cause any embarrassment oh it won't embarrass me

embarrassment oh it won't embarrass me

embarrassment oh it won't embarrass me yeah but it might embarrass me no I'm

yeah but it might embarrass me no I'm

yeah but it might embarrass me no I'm sure it won't well anyway he um asked me

sure it won't well anyway he um asked me

sure it won't well anyway he um asked me to go down to Brighton with him for one

to go down to Brighton with him for one

to go down to Brighton with him for one of those you know weekends oh double

of those you know weekends oh double

of those you know weekends oh double room Mr and Mrs Smith exactly and you

room Mr and Mrs Smith exactly and you

room Mr and Mrs Smith exactly and you refused oh no I

refused oh no I

refused oh no I went I even remember the hotel the bell

went I even remember the hotel the bell

went I even remember the hotel the bell of Vista opposite the abattoir very well

of Vista opposite the abattoir very well

of Vista opposite the abattoir very well a

a

a Vista well we we booked in and Albert

Vista well we we booked in and Albert

Vista well we we booked in and Albert being the thoughtful man he was he let

being the thoughtful man he was he let

being the thoughtful man he was he let me go upstairs first to prepare myself

me go upstairs first to prepare myself

me go upstairs first to prepare myself as it were whilst he had a drink in the

as it were whilst he had a drink in the

as it were whilst he had a drink in the bar getting up a bit of Dutch courage eh

bar getting up a bit of Dutch courage eh

bar getting up a bit of Dutch courage eh I bet your

I bet your

I bet your par such a lovely person waiting to be

par such a lovely person waiting to be

par such a lovely person waiting to be um what happened then he didn't turn

um what happened then he didn't turn

um what happened then he didn't turn up he got drunk passed out and spent the

up he got drunk passed out and spent the

up he got drunk passed out and spent the night on a sa in the resident's Lounge

night on a sa in the resident's Lounge

night on a sa in the resident's Lounge how Despicable well I went home and I

how Despicable well I went home and I

how Despicable well I went home and I refused ever to see him again I heard

refused ever to see him again I heard

refused ever to see him again I heard later that he was working in the Far

later that he was working in the Far

later that he was working in the Far East but I must admit I have always

East but I must admit I have always

East but I must admit I have always cherished a secret hope that he might

cherished a secret hope that he might

cherished a secret hope that he might one day come

one day come

one day come back excuse me please yes har what is it

back excuse me please yes har what is it

back excuse me please yes har what is it please come quickly we are having plenty

please come quickly we are having plenty

please come quickly we are having plenty trouble in the classroom what do you

trouble in the classroom what do you

trouble in the classroom what do you mean trouble Maxi and juvan they are

mean trouble Maxi and juvan they are

mean trouble Maxi and juvan they are murdering each other I'm ready when you

murdering each other I'm ready when you

murdering each other I'm ready when you are and I'm ready when you

are well you come on D

are well you come on D

are well you come on D okay sure you're going to be sorry we

okay sure you're going to be sorry we

okay sure you're going to be sorry we serious are going to be sorry okay come

serious are going to be sorry okay come

serious are going to be sorry okay come on man I waiting for you to come on and

on man I waiting for you to come on and

on man I waiting for you to come on and I'm waiting for you to come on come on

I'm waiting for you to come on come on

I'm waiting for you to come on come on stop this brawling so lucky for you

stop this brawling so lucky for you

stop this brawling so lucky for you Prophet s sto me from giving your black

Prophet s sto me from giving your black

Prophet s sto me from giving your black eye make your nose I will not have

eye make your nose I will not have

eye make your nose I will not have fighting in the class fighting it was

fighting in the class fighting it was

fighting in the class fighting it was more like

more like

more like dancing I was just warming up yeah me

dancing I was just warming up yeah me

dancing I was just warming up yeah me too what was all this about I tell you

too what was all this about I tell you

too what was all this about I tell you Professor Isa called me a and he's

Professor Isa called me a and he's

Professor Isa called me a and he's calling me a GRE

calling me a GRE

calling me a GRE ball on everybody sh up I wish you could

ball on everybody sh up I wish you could

ball on everybody sh up I wish you could pick up proper English as quickly as you

pick up proper English as quickly as you

pick up proper English as quickly as you pick up slang I have enough trouble with

pick up slang I have enough trouble with

pick up slang I have enough trouble with Ellie and ranet now don't you two start

Ellie and ranet now don't you two start

Ellie and ranet now don't you two start falling out now shake hands come

falling out now shake hands come

falling out now shake hands come on right now tonight I want to

on right now tonight I want to

on right now tonight I want to concentrate on English conversation the

concentrate on English conversation the

concentrate on English conversation the sort of things that you have to say

sort of things that you have to say

sort of things that you have to say during the course of every day all right

during the course of every day all right

during the course of every day all right for example ranit where would you take a

for example ranit where would you take a

for example ranit where would you take a check you check of

Slovakia

Slovakia

Slovakia not that sort of

not that sort of

not that sort of check check for a certain amount of

check check for a certain amount of

check check for a certain amount of money where would you take it to a bank

money where would you take it to a bank

money where would you take it to a bank thank you

thank you

thank you right if you felt ill what would you do

right if you felt ill what would you do

right if you felt ill what would you do go to

go to

go to bed but before that H take the clothes

bed but before that H take the clothes

bed but before that H take the clothes off you would go to the doctors no not

off you would go to the doctors no not

off you would go to the doctors no not doctor doctor kill my uncle in

Madrid my uncle he has Spain in the

Madrid my uncle he has Spain in the

Madrid my uncle he has Spain in the chest he go see doctor doctor he listen

chest he go see doctor doctor he listen

chest he go see doctor doctor he listen and say so right 10 minutes later in the

and say so right 10 minutes later in the

and say so right 10 minutes later in the street my uncle fin a heart attack

M well you can hardly blame the doctor

M well you can hardly blame the doctor

M well you can hardly blame the doctor for

for

for that the doctor he was driving them

all ter

all ter

all ter ass although weights are Now metric in

ass although weights are Now metric in

ass although weights are Now metric in this country we still use an old system

this country we still use an old system

this country we still use an old system which is known as what Sor not Noah does

which is known as what Sor not Noah does

which is known as what Sor not Noah does anybody Noah the

anybody Noah the

anybody Noah the no a excellent mer does a ring a bell

no a excellent mer does a ring a bell

no a excellent mer does a ring a bell now ter yes a is French for have feel

now ter yes a is French for have feel

now ter yes a is French for have feel some

p on Tero I don't believe you're that

p on Tero I don't believe you're that

p on Tero I don't believe you're that stupid sorry just a

juker on future kindly leave your jokes

juker on future kindly leave your jokes

juker on future kindly leave your jokes at home

at home

at home right Zan I'm going to ask you a

right Zan I'm going to ask you a

right Zan I'm going to ask you a question yes please which shop yes shop

question yes please which shop yes shop

question yes please which shop yes shop shop which shop would you go to to buy a

shop which shop would you go to to buy a

shop which shop would you go to to buy a packet of cigarett cigarettes uh no shop

packet of cigarett cigarettes uh no shop

packet of cigarett cigarettes uh no shop come on Zan you must go to some sort of

come on Zan you must go to some sort of

come on Zan you must go to some sort of shop Zan no

smoke Zan there you go for chewing

smoke Zan there you go for chewing

smoke Zan there you go for chewing G

G

G ah Sweet

ah Sweet

ah Sweet Shop Anna tells me sweet

Shop Anna tells me sweet

Shop Anna tells me sweet yeah no sweet sweet sweet or sweet

yeah no sweet sweet sweet or sweet

yeah no sweet sweet sweet or sweet what's the difference well the

what's the difference well the

what's the difference well the difference is Anna that you must learn

difference is Anna that you must learn

difference is Anna that you must learn to say were and not

to say were and not

to say were and not v

v

v v try again V try saying V without the v

v try again V try saying V without the v

v try again V try saying V without the v o almost try again but this time don't

o almost try again but this time don't

o almost try again but this time don't say o just w w w wonderful wonderful uh

say o just w w w wonderful wonderful uh

say o just w w w wonderful wonderful uh Wednesday Wednesday a wet weekend in

Wednesday Wednesday a wet weekend in

Wednesday Wednesday a wet weekend in winter wet weekend in Winter very good

winter wet weekend in Winter very good

winter wet weekend in Winter very good very

good yes please you have a headache oh

good yes please you have a headache oh

good yes please you have a headache oh no

no

no sir assume you have a headache where

sir assume you have a headache where

sir assume you have a headache where would you go to get some aspirin ah

would you go to get some aspirin ah

would you go to get some aspirin ah tanduri take

tanduri take

tanduri take away no yes please my jellly good friend

away no yes please my jellly good friend

away no yes please my jellly good friend who is working there always had plenty

who is working there always had plenty

who is working there always had plenty aspring I meant to buy some aspin why

aspring I meant to buy some aspin why

aspring I meant to buy some aspin why should I be buying them when I can be

should I be buying them when I can be

should I be buying them when I can be getting them from my friend

getting them from my friend

getting them from my friend nothing at all all right where do you go

nothing at all all right where do you go

nothing at all all right where do you go for Aspen when the tendor takeaway is

for Aspen when the tendor takeaway is

for Aspen when the tendor takeaway is closed oh blimy Taj Mahal cry

house would you please tell Ally where

house would you please tell Ally where

house would you please tell Ally where you go to get

you go to get

you go to get aspirin thank you where are you going

aspirin thank you where are you going

aspirin thank you where are you going now to buy some aspirin for headache

now to buy some aspirin for headache

now to buy some aspirin for headache thought you said you haven't got a

thought you said you haven't got a

thought you said you haven't got a headache oh blind me I got one

headache oh blind me I got one

headache oh blind me I got one now excuse me Mr Brown the old Dragon

now excuse me Mr Brown the old Dragon

now excuse me Mr Brown the old Dragon want you s do be a bit more respectful

want you s do be a bit more respectful

want you s do be a bit more respectful especially in front of the students it's

especially in front of the students it's

especially in front of the students it's up to us to set a good example I'm sorry

up to us to set a good example I'm sorry

up to us to set a good example I'm sorry no what do the Old Miss Courtney I have

no what do the Old Miss Courtney I have

no what do the Old Miss Courtney I have no idea but I don't think she's very

no idea but I don't think she's very

no idea but I don't think she's very well she actually smiled at

me my Prince Will

me my Prince Will

me my Prince Will [Music]

Come enter you feeling all right yes why

Come enter you feeling all right yes why

Come enter you feeling all right yes why it sounds as if you were in pain I was

it sounds as if you were in pain I was

it sounds as if you were in pain I was singing I am sorry to bring you away

singing I am sorry to bring you away

singing I am sorry to bring you away from your class Mr Brown but before you

from your class Mr Brown but before you

from your class Mr Brown but before you leave this evening would you mind

leave this evening would you mind

leave this evening would you mind checking that SIDS locked up properly

checking that SIDS locked up properly

checking that SIDS locked up properly absolutely so he should

absolutely so he should

absolutely so he should be I was referring to the

be I was referring to the

be I was referring to the building you see it is quite likely that

building you see it is quite likely that

building you see it is quite likely that I may be leaving

I may be leaving

I may be leaving early oh to think he's come back in my

early oh to think he's come back in my

early oh to think he's come back in my life after 25 years I think I need

life after 25 years I think I need

life after 25 years I think I need another Sherry to uh settle my

another Sherry to uh settle my

another Sherry to uh settle my stomach what's the matter he's here

look where down there oh

look where down there oh

look where down there oh oh you stupid fool you have crowned my

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[Music] Albert well I feel terrible i've got a

Albert well I feel terrible i've got a

Albert well I feel terrible i've got a splitting headache look I am sorry it

splitting headache look I am sorry it

splitting headache look I am sorry it was an accident look this is Miss

was an accident look this is Miss

was an accident look this is Miss Courtney's office oh uh wait a minute

Courtney's office oh uh wait a minute

Courtney's office oh uh wait a minute look have you got some where I could

look have you got some where I could

look have you got some where I could comb my hair and brush myself down I

comb my hair and brush myself down I

comb my hair and brush myself down I must look presentable for our first

must look presentable for our first

must look presentable for our first meeting after 25 years yes of course

meeting after 25 years yes of course

meeting after 25 years yes of course straight down there on the right thank

you

you

you enter Hello

darling it's you oh where's Albert you

darling it's you oh where's Albert you

darling it's you oh where's Albert you haven't pushed him down the stairs have

haven't pushed him down the stairs have

haven't pushed him down the stairs have you no no no he's just gone to comb his

you no no no he's just gone to comb his

you no no no he's just gone to comb his hair well is he all right there's no

hair well is he all right there's no

hair well is he all right there's no damage I hope I'm afraid there is

damage I hope I'm afraid there is

damage I hope I'm afraid there is actually oh dear is he bad well the

actually oh dear is he bad well the

actually oh dear is he bad well the plant pot's

plant pot's

plant pot's broken I was referring to Albert oh

broken I was referring to Albert oh

broken I was referring to Albert oh Albert no no no he's he's fine I'll get

Albert no no no he's he's fine I'll get

Albert no no no he's he's fine I'll get it Dary oh it's

it Dary oh it's

it Dary oh it's you this is Darling don't missau this

you this is Darling don't missau this

you this is Darling don't missau this Albert Dolores

Dolores haven't you a class to attend to

Dolores haven't you a class to attend to

Dolores haven't you a class to attend to of course darling Dolores

of course darling Dolores

of course darling Dolores excuse

me just Dr to 2p must have rolled away

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[Music] somewhere I'm glad to see you're all

somewhere I'm glad to see you're all

somewhere I'm glad to see you're all working hard what are you studying

working hard what are you studying

working hard what are you studying ingred how to improve your bus line very

ingred how to improve your bus line very

ingred how to improve your bus line very educational you can B it if you wish to

educational you can B it if you wish to

educational you can B it if you wish to and no thank you what's keeping you

and no thank you what's keeping you

and no thank you what's keeping you occupied ju girls galore well I'm sure

occupied ju girls galore well I'm sure

occupied ju girls galore well I'm sure there's not much English in that no but

there's not much English in that no but

there's not much English in that no but I'm pretty picture yes

I'm pretty picture yes

I'm pretty picture yes Salan gorgeous chicks well I'm sure

Salan gorgeous chicks well I'm sure

Salan gorgeous chicks well I'm sure that's not about ptry farming but never

that's not about ptry farming but never

that's not about ptry farming but never mind Hannah true

mind Hannah true

mind Hannah true romances Max football review Danielle

romances Max football review Danielle

romances Max football review Danielle toour lore don't the French ever think

toour lore don't the French ever think

toour lore don't the French ever think about anything else other than love to

about anything else other than love to

about anything else other than love to the French there is no nothing

the French there is no nothing

the French there is no nothing else Giovani LaMore in Italy we're just

else Giovani LaMore in Italy we're just

else Giovani LaMore in Italy we're just like the

like the

like the French and G cartoon Capers I am reading

French and G cartoon Capers I am reading

French and G cartoon Capers I am reading all about bugs the bunny and boy the

all about bugs the bunny and boy the

all about bugs the bunny and boy the pecker Al the world's most exotic dishes

pecker Al the world's most exotic dishes

pecker Al the world's most exotic dishes I didn't know you were interested in

I didn't know you were interested in

I didn't know you were interested in cookery oh blim me when I buying it I

cookery oh blim me when I buying it I

cookery oh blim me when I buying it I did not know it was about

cooker Jamila knitting made e

cooker Jamila knitting made e

cooker Jamila knitting made e easy tarot the Confessions of a gisha

girl yes well you might all learn

girl yes well you might all learn

girl yes well you might all learn English much more quickly if you began

English much more quickly if you began

English much more quickly if you began by reading a better class of literature

by reading a better class of literature

by reading a better class of literature and as you're all obviously so Keen to

and as you're all obviously so Keen to

and as you're all obviously so Keen to learn English I'll give you some extra

learn English I'll give you some extra

learn English I'll give you some extra homework tonight why look it's time you

homework tonight why look it's time you

homework tonight why look it's time you took these lessons seriously so before

took these lessons seriously so before

took these lessons seriously so before we break for tea I'm going to ask you

we break for tea I'm going to ask you

we break for tea I'm going to ask you each a question and anyone who gives an

each a question and anyone who gives an

each a question and anyone who gives an incorrect answer will be fined 10

incorrect answer will be fined 10

incorrect answer will be fined 10 P the money will go to charity hey who

P the money will go to charity hey who

P the money will go to charity hey who this bird charity you give our

this bird charity you give our

this bird charity you give our money oh de charity is not a bird it

money oh de charity is not a bird it

money oh de charity is not a bird it means uh uh it means an organization a

means uh uh it means an organization a

means uh uh it means an organization a deserving cause right one spell

deserving cause right one spell

deserving cause right one spell quiet

quiet

quiet quiet

quiet

quiet quiet no spell quiet ah how much we pay

quiet no spell quiet ah how much we pay

quiet no spell quiet ah how much we pay weo 10

P right INRI give me an example of a

P right INRI give me an example of a

P right INRI give me an example of a preposition um will you to dinner take

preposition um will you to dinner take

preposition um will you to dinner take me I said a preposition not a

me I said a preposition not a

me I said a preposition not a proposition preposition shows the

proposition preposition shows the

proposition preposition shows the relation between a noun or pronoun and

relation between a noun or pronoun and

relation between a noun or pronoun and some other word a gift from Mary a house

some other word a gift from Mary a house

some other word a gift from Mary a house for

for

for sale a DAT with teacher yes all right

sale a DAT with teacher yes all right

sale a DAT with teacher yes all right I'll accept oh good tonight for go no I

I'll accept oh good tonight for go no I

I'll accept oh good tonight for go no I mean that I will accept your

mean that I will accept your

mean that I will accept your answer ranit how do you pronounce the

answer ranit how do you pronounce the

answer ranit how do you pronounce the following b o u g c u g and t u g you

following b o u g c u g and t u g you

following b o u g c u g and t u g you are trying to be catching out b o u g h

are trying to be catching out b o u g h

are trying to be catching out b o u g h uh

uh

uh buff t o u g h t c o u GH

buff t o u g h t c o u GH

buff t o u g h t c o u GH Co three out of three wrong thousand

apologies right Giovani what is meant by

apologies right Giovani what is meant by

apologies right Giovani what is meant by vice versa on second thoughts I won't

vice versa on second thoughts I won't

vice versa on second thoughts I won't ask you

ask you

ask you that what is a dip thong is it like a

that what is a dip thong is it like a

that what is a dip thong is it like a dip

dip

dip stick what do you think I think I owe

stick what do you think I think I owe

stick what do you think I think I owe you you 10

you you 10

you you 10 P Ali what does the term kudagra mean

P Ali what does the term kudagra mean

P Ali what does the term kudagra mean and don't you dare say cutting the

and don't you dare say cutting the

and don't you dare say cutting the lawn I'm never hearing of it it's uh

lawn I'm never hearing of it it's uh

lawn I'm never hearing of it it's uh means the final stroke it's French oh

means the final stroke it's French oh

means the final stroke it's French oh blimy I'm having enough worries learning

blimy I'm having enough worries learning

blimy I'm having enough worries learning the

the

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[Music] English it's in Fairly common usage 10 P

English it's in Fairly common usage 10 P

English it's in Fairly common usage 10 P please thank you tarot

please thank you tarot

please thank you tarot I decline the verb to

I decline the verb to

I decline the verb to jump I jle

jump I jle

jump I jle you

you

you jump he jumps she jumps we jump they

jump he jumps she jumps we jump they

jump he jumps she jumps we jump they jump very good terara but you must try

jump very good terara but you must try

jump very good terara but you must try not to end every word in O okay

not to end every word in O okay

not to end every word in O okay oh J as oil is to water so chalk is to

oh J as oil is to water so chalk is to

oh J as oil is to water so chalk is to Blacky

Blacky

Blacky board cheese 10 P please I am not

board cheese 10 P please I am not

board cheese 10 P please I am not understand well it's a phrase it's in

understand well it's a phrase it's in

understand well it's a phrase it's in common usage they are as alike as chalk

common usage they are as alike as chalk

common usage they are as alike as chalk and cheese but my Master G chalk and

and cheese but my Master G chalk and

and cheese but my Master G chalk and cheese are not be alike exactly so it

cheese are not be alike exactly so it

cheese are not be alike exactly so it means they're not alike hi gra I am

means they're not alike hi gra I am

means they're not alike hi gra I am think it is easier to say they are not

think it is easier to say they are not

think it is easier to say they are not be alike than to be talking about

be alike than to be talking about

be alike than to be talking about chalkis and cheeses yes well I admit we

chalkis and cheeses yes well I admit we

chalkis and cheeses yes well I admit we do tend to complicate our language Max

do tend to complicate our language Max

do tend to complicate our language Max uh give me an example of a principal

uh give me an example of a principal

uh give me an example of a principal Clause Santa

Clause Santa

Clause Santa Claus uh just for that Max you can write

Claus uh just for that Max you can write

Claus uh just for that Max you can write out 20 times a clause is a sentence

out 20 times a clause is a sentence

out 20 times a clause is a sentence which is part of a longer sentence h

which is part of a longer sentence h

which is part of a longer sentence h yeah but not now in your own time and

yeah but not now in your own time and

yeah but not now in your own time and you can give me

10p thank you tel as handsome as a

10p thank you tel as handsome as a

10p thank you tel as handsome as a prince as ugly

prince as ugly

prince as ugly as a

as a

as a sweet as ugly as Sin 10 P it was worse

it and can you give me two different

it and can you give me two different

it and can you give me two different meanings of the word blow yeah you can

meanings of the word blow yeah you can

meanings of the word blow yeah you can blow like so

blow like so

blow like so or you can give somebody a

blow thank you

blow thank you

blow thank you Anna right Zan yes please can you give

Anna right Zan yes please can you give

Anna right Zan yes please can you give me the past tense of the verb to

see

see

see but see so see

but see so see

but see so see so today I see yesterday I

so today I see yesterday I

so today I see yesterday I saw yeah well it's not really fair to

saw yeah well it's not really fair to

saw yeah well it's not really fair to take one from you bana oh I don't know

take one from you bana oh I don't know

take one from you bana oh I don't know though quite 0p in 3 minutes at this

though quite 0p in 3 minutes at this

though quite 0p in 3 minutes at this rate we'll soon have a small fortune

rate we'll soon have a small fortune

rate we'll soon have a small fortune another cup of tea Albert no thank you

another cup of tea Albert no thank you

another cup of tea Albert no thank you Dolores a glass of cherry perhaps no I

Dolores a glass of cherry perhaps no I

Dolores a glass of cherry perhaps no I don't drink now I've given it up it's a

don't drink now I've given it up it's a

don't drink now I've given it up it's a it's a very bad habit oh you're so right

it's a very bad habit oh you're so right

it's a very bad habit oh you're so right I only keep it for

visitors oh dear come on Delores think

visitors oh dear come on Delores think

visitors oh dear come on Delores think of something a little more

of something a little more

of something a little more sparkling I wonder will you oh I will

sparkling I wonder will you oh I will

sparkling I wonder will you oh I will pour me another cup of

pour me another cup of

pour me another cup of tea tea yes please but you said you

tea tea yes please but you said you

tea tea yes please but you said you didn't want anymore I've changed my mind

didn't want anymore I've changed my mind

didn't want anymore I've changed my mind oh as a matter of fact there is

oh as a matter of fact there is

oh as a matter of fact there is something else I want to ask yes I know

something else I want to ask yes I know

something else I want to ask yes I know it may sound silly after all this time

it may sound silly after all this time

it may sound silly after all this time and not writing and everything but I

and not writing and everything but I

and not writing and everything but I never forgot you lores yes and I

never forgot you lores yes and I

never forgot you lores yes and I couldn't believe my good fortune when I

couldn't believe my good fortune when I

couldn't believe my good fortune when I discovered that you haven't married I

discovered that you haven't married I

discovered that you haven't married I never married either didn't you no would

never married either didn't you no would

never married either didn't you no would it be too much to expect oh no I mean

it be too much to expect oh no I mean

it be too much to expect oh no I mean would you consider I mean will you marry

would you consider I mean will you marry

would you consider I mean will you marry me oh this is so

me oh this is so

me oh this is so s oh my C is

s oh my C is

s oh my C is overflowing so is

overflowing so is

overflowing so is mine no no it doesn't matter um what do

mine no no it doesn't matter um what do

mine no no it doesn't matter um what do you say will you marry me oh yes please

you say will you marry me oh yes please

you say will you marry me oh yes please I get a special license and we could be

I get a special license and we could be

I get a special license and we could be married next week so soon well we've

married next week so soon well we've

married next week so soon well we've already wasted 25 years we don't want to

already wasted 25 years we don't want to

already wasted 25 years we don't want to waste any more

waste any more

waste any more time oh wait what's the matter we can't

time oh wait what's the matter we can't

time oh wait what's the matter we can't we'll have to wait you see uh my money

we'll have to wait you see uh my money

we'll have to wait you see uh my money is tied up abroad and it'll take several

is tied up abroad and it'll take several

is tied up abroad and it'll take several weeks to transfer it over here oh that's

weeks to transfer it over here oh that's

weeks to transfer it over here oh that's all right I have enough money oh no de

all right I have enough money oh no de

all right I have enough money oh no de Loris I couldn't have you pay him for

Loris I couldn't have you pay him for

Loris I couldn't have you pay him for the wedding the reception and the

the wedding the reception and the

the wedding the reception and the honeymoon but what is mine is yours no

honeymoon but what is mine is yours no

honeymoon but what is mine is yours no no it wouldn't be right nonsense don't

no it wouldn't be right nonsense don't

no it wouldn't be right nonsense don't be so proud well I'll tell you what I do

be so proud well I'll tell you what I do

be so proud well I'll tell you what I do I will use your money on the

I will use your money on the

I will use your money on the understanding that I pay you back when

understanding that I pay you back when

understanding that I pay you back when mine comes through I'm very ready if you

mine comes through I'm very ready if you

mine comes through I'm very ready if you in I most definitely do oh gosh Al butt

in I most definitely do oh gosh Al butt

in I most definitely do oh gosh Al butt I'm so

excited

excited

excited [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] so just a

so just a

so just a moment I have a little engagement I got

moment I have a little engagement I got

moment I have a little engagement I got to meet a fellow down the road on some

to meet a fellow down the road on some

to meet a fellow down the road on some business it'll only take a few minutes

business it'll only take a few minutes

business it'll only take a few minutes and then I I shall come back and take

and then I I shall come back and take

and then I I shall come back and take you to dinner somewhere just the two of

you to dinner somewhere just the two of

you to dinner somewhere just the two of us that would be lovely don't go

away why where you

going Albert everything all right sh hey

going Albert everything all right sh hey

going Albert everything all right sh hey everything all right I've just seen a

everything all right I've just seen a

everything all right I've just seen a fellow I haven't seen for years Albert

fellow I haven't seen for years Albert

fellow I haven't seen for years Albert Collins oh Albert Miss Courtney's

Collins oh Albert Miss Courtney's

Collins oh Albert Miss Courtney's boyfriend never yes true he's a crook

boyfriend never yes true he's a crook

boyfriend never yes true he's a crook he's a con man no you must be mistaken

he's a con man no you must be mistaken

he's a con man no you must be mistaken he's just come back from the Far East

he's just come back from the Far East

he's just come back from the Far East he's been away for 20 years he's been

he's been away for 20 years he's been

he's been away for 20 years he's been away all right doing some

away all right doing some

away all right doing some porridge he's been in prison he was in

porridge he's been in prison he was in

porridge he's been in prison he was in the Nick with my brother-in-law he's in

the Nick with my brother-in-law he's in

the Nick with my brother-in-law he's in an out of there like a Fiddler's

an out of there like a Fiddler's

an out of there like a Fiddler's Elbow do you know what his speciality is

Elbow do you know what his speciality is

Elbow do you know what his speciality is finding lonely women asking the marry

finding lonely women asking the marry

finding lonely women asking the marry him taking their life savings and

him taking their life savings and

him taking their life savings and scaring I getting married in the

scaring I getting married in the

scaring I getting married in the morning enter ding the B uh Miss

morning enter ding the B uh Miss

morning enter ding the B uh Miss Courtney I'm afraid I've got some rather

Courtney I'm afraid I've got some rather

Courtney I'm afraid I've got some rather disturbing news oh nothing you could say

disturbing news oh nothing you could say

disturbing news oh nothing you could say to me today would disturb me Mr BR well

to me today would disturb me Mr BR well

to me today would disturb me Mr BR well I think this might it's about Albert ah

I think this might it's about Albert ah

I think this might it's about Albert ah Albert my future husband yeah you see

Albert my future husband yeah you see

Albert my future husband yeah you see I've just been talking to Sid husband

I've just been talking to Sid husband

I've just been talking to Sid husband yes we're getting married by a special

yes we're getting married by a special

yes we're getting married by a special license oh no oh now Mr Brown I know

license oh no oh now Mr Brown I know

license oh no oh now Mr Brown I know you're fond of me but you mustn't take

you're fond of me but you mustn't take

you're fond of me but you mustn't take it has he tried to borrow any money from

it has he tried to borrow any money from

it has he tried to borrow any money from you and I fail to see what business that

you and I fail to see what business that

you and I fail to see what business that is of yours he has look I hate to I have

is of yours he has look I hate to I have

is of yours he has look I hate to I have to tell you Mr Courtney but your future

to tell you Mr Courtney but your future

to tell you Mr Courtney but your future husband is a crook don't be so

husband is a crook don't be so

husband is a crook don't be so impertinent it's true I'm afraid he's a

impertinent it's true I'm afraid he's a

impertinent it's true I'm afraid he's a con man he specializes in proposing to

con man he specializes in proposing to

con man he specializes in proposing to lonely women and then taking their money

lonely women and then taking their money

lonely women and then taking their money oh nonsense I don't believe it well last

oh nonsense I don't believe it well last

oh nonsense I don't believe it well last Sid his brother-in-law was in prison

Sid his brother-in-law was in prison

Sid his brother-in-law was in prison with him prison are you sure I'm afraid

with him prison are you sure I'm afraid

with him prison are you sure I'm afraid so well perhaps he's reformed come on

so well perhaps he's reformed come on

so well perhaps he's reformed come on you don't believe that do

you don't believe that do

you don't believe that do you

you

you no I thought it was too good to be

no I thought it was too good to be

no I thought it was too good to be true he's coming back to take me out to

true he's coming back to take me out to

true he's coming back to take me out to dinner what shall I do

dinner what shall I do

dinner what shall I do don't worry Miss courtley I'll deal with

don't worry Miss courtley I'll deal with

don't worry Miss courtley I'll deal with him you just leave everything to

me ah I got a message for you from Miss

me ah I got a message for you from Miss

me ah I got a message for you from Miss Courtney oh yes push

Courtney oh yes push

Courtney oh yes push off what look I know all about your

off what look I know all about your

off what look I know all about your little game so I advise you to get lost

little game so I advise you to get lost

little game so I advise you to get lost quick before I throw you out you and

quick before I throw you out you and

quick before I throw you out you and who's are there me and this

Army

well uh yeah yeah well um perhaps I had

well uh yeah yeah well um perhaps I had

well uh yeah yeah well um perhaps I had better be

better be

better be [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] going it's all right Miss Courtney he's

going it's all right Miss Courtney he's

going it's all right Miss Courtney he's gone oh thank you Mr

[Applause]

br

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[Music] do

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there you are love thank you Sugar's on

there you are love thank you Sugar's on

there you are love thank you Sugar's on the

the

the table there a cup of tree bread P one of

table there a cup of tree bread P one of

table there a cup of tree bread P one of these day said you'll actually buy one

these day said you'll actually buy one

these day said you'll actually buy one and I'll drop down Dead with shock buy

and I'll drop down Dead with shock buy

and I'll drop down Dead with shock buy one yes tea is is free it's one of the

one yes tea is is free it's one of the

one yes tea is is free it's one of the perks that goes with his job oh how are

perks that goes with his job oh how are

perks that goes with his job oh how are you off for a bit of a touch I beg your

you off for a bit of a touch I beg your

you off for a bit of a touch I beg your pardon I'm talking about money I'm

pardon I'm talking about money I'm

pardon I'm talking about money I'm brassic L you're always skinid I'm sorry

brassic L you're always skinid I'm sorry

brassic L you're always skinid I'm sorry no

no

no oh hello lad hello sit ah how are you my

oh hello lad hello sit ah how are you my

oh hello lad hello sit ah how are you my old

old

old Japan Japan my old Japan you're rhyming

Japan Japan my old Japan you're rhyming

Japan Japan my old Japan you're rhyming slang meaning

slang meaning

slang meaning friend not Japan you mean joh

friend not Japan you mean joh

friend not Japan you mean joh the old China plate me mate jelly good I

the old China plate me mate jelly good I

the old China plate me mate jelly good I don't suppose any of you boys

don't suppose any of you boys

don't suppose any of you boys could it's only your PID day no

could it's only your PID day no

could it's only your PID day no understand sorry please

sorry give us a pack of Cs from under

sorry give us a pack of Cs from under

sorry give us a pack of Cs from under the counter with I got to get some money

the counter with I got to get some money

the counter with I got to get some money somehow well what you going to do going

somehow well what you going to do going

somehow well what you going to do going to play a little game of find the lady

to play a little game of find the lady

to play a little game of find the lady oh nobody might want to play Oh They'll

oh nobody might want to play Oh They'll

oh nobody might want to play Oh They'll have to play when I give them the old

have to play when I give them the old

have to play when I give them the old come on

come on

come on come on what yeah well you know I've

come on what yeah well you know I've

come on what yeah well you know I've only got a quid till payday yeah well if

only got a quid till payday yeah well if

only got a quid till payday yeah well if I let somebody win that they can't stop

I let somebody win that they can't stop

I let somebody win that they can't stop it never fails now all I got to do now

it never fails now all I got to do now

it never fails now all I got to do now is find a mug coffee please hello mug

is find a mug coffee please hello mug

is find a mug coffee please hello mug Max Max uh would you uh no Sid no no I'm

Max Max uh would you uh no Sid no no I'm

Max Max uh would you uh no Sid no no I'm not trying to trap you I thought perhaps

not trying to trap you I thought perhaps

not trying to trap you I thought perhaps you might like a game of cards I don't

you might like a game of cards I don't

you might like a game of cards I don't like to gamble a don't miss it's only

like to gamble a don't miss it's only

like to gamble a don't miss it's only for a bit of fun come on sit down enjoy

for a bit of fun come on sit down enjoy

for a bit of fun come on sit down enjoy yourself this is called find the lady

yourself this is called find the lady

yourself this is called find the lady you see now the lady is a queen now

you see now the lady is a queen now

you see now the lady is a queen now there's the queen and there's the other

there's the queen and there's the other

there's the queen and there's the other two cards now what I do is I shuffle

two cards now what I do is I shuffle

two cards now what I do is I shuffle them about and the object is to see if

them about and the object is to see if

them about and the object is to see if my eyes could deceive your eyes the

my eyes could deceive your eyes the

my eyes could deceive your eyes the quickness of my hand deceives your eyes

quickness of my hand deceives your eyes

quickness of my hand deceives your eyes Eric where is

Eric where is

Eric where is it

it

it there oh you're right you're very good

there oh you're right you're very good

there oh you're right you're very good you have got sharp eyes haven't you sure

you have got sharp eyes haven't you sure

you have got sharp eyes haven't you sure I have do you want to have another go

I have do you want to have another go

I have do you want to have another go yes here where is it

yes here where is it

yes here where is it this

this

this one W twice on the turn hey you are very

one W twice on the turn hey you are very

one W twice on the turn hey you are very very good aren't you pretty smart eh

very good aren't you pretty smart eh

very good aren't you pretty smart eh nobody's ever beat me twice tell you

nobody's ever beat me twice tell you

nobody's ever beat me twice tell you what if You' been playing for money

what if You' been playing for money

what if You' been playing for money you'd won two quid now two quids yeah do

you'd won two quid now two quids yeah do

you'd won two quid now two quids yeah do you want to go again okay right only

you want to go again okay right only

you want to go again okay right only this time I better P I thought you said

this time I better P I thought you said

this time I better P I thought you said you don't bet my father he teach me two

you don't bet my father he teach me two

you don't bet my father he teach me two rules of gambling first rule always bet

rules of gambling first rule always bet

rules of gambling first rule always bet on a certainty

on a certainty

on a certainty you want this B oh yes I'll have a

you want this B oh yes I'll have a

you want this B oh yes I'll have a little game with that yes why not now

little game with that yes why not now

little game with that yes why not now then there's the queen there's the cast

then there's the queen there's the cast

then there's the queen there's the cast H back where is it this is the lady well

H back where is it this is the lady well

H back where is it this is the lady well three times on the truck that's

three times on the truck that's

three times on the truck that's fantastic hey I like this game do

fantastic hey I like this game do

fantastic hey I like this game do you like it yes good D little quits

quits I don't want to play anymore but

quits I don't want to play anymore but

quits I don't want to play anymore but you can't do that the second rule my

you can't do that the second rule my

you can't do that the second rule my father tell me always quit when you're

father tell me always quit when you're

father tell me always quit when you're winning

good evening please oh R you're late I

good evening please oh R you're late I

good evening please oh R you're late I thought you weren't coming you've missed

thought you weren't coming you've missed

thought you weren't coming you've missed the first half of the session a thousand

the first half of the session a thousand

the first half of the session a thousand apologies but I'm falling asleep on the

apologies but I'm falling asleep on the

apologies but I'm falling asleep on the Underground tube I'm going right past my

Underground tube I'm going right past my

Underground tube I'm going right past my getting off stop and not waking up until

getting off stop and not waking up until

getting off stop and not waking up until cocky Fosters cocky

cocky Fosters cocky

cocky Fosters cocky Fosters perhaps you're working too hard

Fosters perhaps you're working too hard

Fosters perhaps you're working too hard I am working three times too hard what

I am working three times too hard what

I am working three times too hard what do you mean well my proper job is

do you mean well my proper job is

do you mean well my proper job is working on the Underground Railway tube

working on the Underground Railway tube

working on the Underground Railway tube and I'm working the early morning

and I'm working the early morning

and I'm working the early morning shaft you mean shift that is correct I

shaft you mean shift that is correct I

shaft you mean shift that is correct I am working from 6:00 morning time until

am working from 6:00 morning time until

am working from 6:00 morning time until 2:00 afternoon time then I'm doing other

2:00 afternoon time then I'm doing other

2:00 afternoon time then I'm doing other job for garage pumping the petrol until

job for garage pumping the petrol until

job for garage pumping the petrol until 6:00 evening time well even for allowing

6:00 evening time well even for allowing

6:00 evening time well even for allowing for the time you spent here you could

for the time you spent here you could

for the time you spent here you could still have 8 hours sleep oh no when I'm

still have 8 hours sleep oh no when I'm

still have 8 hours sleep oh no when I'm leaving here I'm working in public house

leaving here I'm working in public house

leaving here I'm working in public house until after the midnight I think you're

until after the midnight I think you're

until after the midnight I think you're over over doing it ran G to work and no

over over doing it ran G to work and no

over over doing it ran G to work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy this Jack is

play makes Jack a Dull Boy this Jack is

play makes Jack a Dull Boy this Jack is he having three jobs

he having three jobs

he having three jobs also it's just a saying look why are you

also it's just a saying look why are you

also it's just a saying look why are you working so hard I'm saving up for the

working so hard I'm saving up for the

working so hard I'm saving up for the airplane oh you want to buy an airplane

airplane oh you want to buy an airplane

airplane oh you want to buy an airplane no no just a ticket to Punjab are you

no no just a ticket to Punjab are you

no no just a ticket to Punjab are you thinking of leaving us Rie only for one

thinking of leaving us Rie only for one

thinking of leaving us Rie only for one week my mother is being 60 years old

week my mother is being 60 years old

week my mother is being 60 years old this week so I'm giving her the big

this week so I'm giving her the big

this week so I'm giving her the big surprise of

surprise of

surprise of myself I am now having the money for the

myself I am now having the money for the

myself I am now having the money for the plan ticket 230 English pound it's a lot

plan ticket 230 English pound it's a lot

plan ticket 230 English pound it's a lot of money to carry around rangi you could

of money to carry around rangi you could

of money to carry around rangi you could be mugged on your way home you are

be mugged on your way home you are

be mugged on your way home you are speaking absolute wisdom here you keep

speaking absolute wisdom here you keep

speaking absolute wisdom here you keep for me me most certainly then if I am

for me me most certainly then if I am

for me me most certainly then if I am being mugged the mug man will not find

being mugged the mug man will not find

being mugged the mug man will not find money oh it's too big a responsibility

money oh it's too big a responsibility

money oh it's too big a responsibility please you keep for me until tomorrow

please you keep for me until tomorrow

please you keep for me until tomorrow then I buy ticket oh very well thousand

then I buy ticket oh very well thousand

then I buy ticket oh very well thousand thank you

thank you

thank you sir right come along everyone a lot of

sir right come along everyone a lot of

sir right come along everyone a lot of work to get through good quickly now

work to get through good quickly now

work to get through good quickly now come on than you well right now for the

come on than you well right now for the

come on than you well right now for the rest of this evening we are going to

rest of this evening we are going to

rest of this evening we are going to have a debate now can anybody tell me

have a debate now can anybody tell me

have a debate now can anybody tell me what the word debate means and I don't

what the word debate means and I don't

what the word debate means and I don't want to hear anyone say debate is what

want to hear anyone say debate is what

want to hear anyone say debate is what you put on the fishing

you put on the fishing

you put on the fishing line anybody tell me what a debate is

line anybody tell me what a debate is

line anybody tell me what a debate is come along suie what is Parliament noted

come along suie what is Parliament noted

come along suie what is Parliament noted for collap politicians who make RW to PL

for collap politicians who make RW to PL

for collap politicians who make RW to PL working classes yeah agree well that's

working classes yeah agree well that's

working classes yeah agree well that's what we call debating quite simply it

what we call debating quite simply it

what we call debating quite simply it means to discuss or dispute a given

means to discuss or dispute a given

means to discuss or dispute a given subject and that's what we are going to

subject and that's what we are going to

subject and that's what we are going to do all right do you understand what

do all right do you understand what

do all right do you understand what we're talking about zon but not we're

we're talking about zon but not we're

we're talking about zon but not we're going to have a debate an argument ah a

going to have a debate an argument ah a

going to have a debate an argument ah a fight no no no not with fists with mouth

fight no no no not with fists with mouth

fight no no no not with fists with mouth ah G

ah G

ah G what piss with words look just do your

what piss with words look just do your

what piss with words look just do your best to follow us all right right now

best to follow us all right right now

best to follow us all right right now the first thing we need to do is find

the first thing we need to do is find

the first thing we need to do is find somebody to chair the debate I'm good at

somebody to chair the debate I'm good at

somebody to chair the debate I'm good at that have you done it before sure every

that have you done it before sure every

that have you done it before sure every Saturday I got go to chair my football

Saturday I got go to chair my football

Saturday I got go to chair my football team I'm talking about chair not cheer

team I'm talking about chair not cheer

team I'm talking about chair not cheer excy right well I shall be the chairman

excy right well I shall be the chairman

excy right well I shall be the chairman now what subject would you like to

now what subject would you like to

now what subject would you like to debate

debate

debate girls girls is not a subject subjects

girls girls is not a subject subjects

girls girls is not a subject subjects for debates are usually in the form of

for debates are usually in the form of

for debates are usually in the form of questions for example uh should men and

questions for example uh should men and

questions for example uh should men and women have equal pay for equal work

women have equal pay for equal work

women have equal pay for equal work should capital punishment be brought

should capital punishment be brought

should capital punishment be brought back should Enoch po be

back should Enoch po be

back should Enoch po be deported yes that's the general idea

deported yes that's the general idea

deported yes that's the general idea right now for our debate I think we'll

right now for our debate I think we'll

right now for our debate I think we'll take the subject of Television is

take the subject of Television is

take the subject of Television is television a good or bad influence on

television a good or bad influence on

television a good or bad influence on the community all right now we need two

the community all right now we need two

the community all right now we need two proposers and two opposers in other

proposers and two opposers in other

proposers and two opposers in other words two people to speak for good and

words two people to speak for good and

words two people to speak for good and two for bad ju how about you

two for bad ju how about you

two for bad ju how about you for good or bad H sometimes I am

for good or bad H sometimes I am

for good or bad H sometimes I am good I I am bad not not talking about

good I I am bad not not talking about

good I I am bad not not talking about you personally one do you think

you personally one do you think

you personally one do you think television is good uh Sometimes good

television is good uh Sometimes good

television is good uh Sometimes good sometimes fad make your mind up one in a

sometimes fad make your mind up one in a

sometimes fad make your mind up one in a debate you can't sit on the

fence I'm not sitting on fence

fence I'm not sitting on fence

fence I'm not sitting on fence sitting forget I asked you hey what you

sitting forget I asked you hey what you

sitting forget I asked you hey what you ask me well forget it how can I forget

ask me well forget it how can I forget

ask me well forget it how can I forget it if I don't

it if I don't

it if I don't remember never mind all right right

remember never mind all right right

remember never mind all right right tarot you can be the first proposer

tarot you can be the first proposer

tarot you can be the first proposer ass

ass

ass up now we need a lady uh Jamila you can

up now we need a lady uh Jamila you can

up now we need a lady uh Jamila you can be the second proposer G now to opposers

be the second proposer G now to opposers

be the second proposer G now to opposers uh Ali how about you yes please and uh

uh Ali how about you yes please and uh

uh Ali how about you yes please and uh Danielle am I good or bad

Danielle am I good or bad

Danielle am I good or bad bad oh I like being bad because when I'm

bad oh I like being bad because when I'm

bad oh I like being bad because when I'm bad I'm really

bad I'm really

bad I'm really good and well just remember we are

good and well just remember we are

good and well just remember we are talking about Television right now pay

talking about Television right now pay

talking about Television right now pay attention everyone terara will speak

attention everyone terara will speak

attention everyone terara will speak first with the proper position that

first with the proper position that

first with the proper position that television is good for the community go

television is good for the community go

television is good for the community go ahead Terra

aome television is very good for

aome television is very good for

aome television is very good for everyone uh more people watch more

everyone uh more people watch more

everyone uh more people watch more people buy and Japan make best

people buy and Japan make best

people buy and Japan make best television Japan make best

television Japan make best

television Japan make best everything Castle ceras radi thank just

everything Castle ceras radi thank just

everything Castle ceras radi thank just remember you are speaking about

remember you are speaking about

remember you are speaking about television not doing a commercial for

television not doing a commercial for

television not doing a commercial for Japan

Japan

Japan aome television is a good for teaching I

aome television is a good for teaching I

aome television is a good for teaching I learn many English words from

learn many English words from

learn many English words from television like a what a g

day don't forget fruto g

day don't forget fruto g

day don't forget fruto g m thank you ter

m thank you ter

m thank you ter right uh Danielle would you uh present

right uh Danielle would you uh present

right uh Danielle would you uh present your case against television yeah

your case against television yeah

your case against television yeah we I think television is very bad

we I think television is very bad

we I think television is very bad because it make people stay up at night

because it make people stay up at night

because it make people stay up at night instead of going to bed to make

instead of going to bed to make

instead of going to bed to make love everybody wants to go to bed to

love everybody wants to go to bed to

love everybody wants to go to bed to Make Love why not that's right sometimes

Make Love why not that's right sometimes

Make Love why not that's right sometimes it's much better to make a love

it's much better to make a love

it's much better to make a love outside in sweet

outside in sweet

outside in sweet we make love

we make love

we make love everywhere well I

think getting off the subjects now come

think getting off the subjects now come

think getting off the subjects now come along make love much better

proposition come on stick to the point

proposition come on stick to the point

proposition come on stick to the point please Danielle ah I think television is

please Danielle ah I think television is

please Danielle ah I think television is very bad for the eyes yes and also for

very bad for the eyes yes and also for

very bad for the eyes yes and also for the

the

the legs

legs

legs hey my brother Miguel he had bad legs

hey my brother Miguel he had bad legs

hey my brother Miguel he had bad legs from his

from his

from his television how can your brother possibly

television how can your brother possibly

television how can your brother possibly have bad legs from his television he

have bad legs from his television he

have bad legs from his television he dropped it on his

foot should have asked should I carry on

foot should have asked should I carry on

foot should have asked should I carry on Daniel I cannot think of any more to say

Daniel I cannot think of any more to say

Daniel I cannot think of any more to say after this ah right well uh Jamila would

after this ah right well uh Jamila would

after this ah right well uh Jamila would you like to present your case for the

you like to present your case for the

you like to present your case for the good of Television

good of Television

good of Television G I am like very much watch the

G I am like very much watch the

G I am like very much watch the television the television make people

television the television make people

television the television make people most happy with good good program like

most happy with good good program like

most happy with good good program like Carnation

Carnation

Carnation Street Coronation Street huh and last

Street Coronation Street huh and last

Street Coronation Street huh and last week I am watched this

week I am watched this

week I am watched this week watching this week last week this

week watching this week last week this

week watching this week last week this week is the name of a program rangit

week is the name of a program rangit

week is the name of a program rangit thousand

thousand

thousand apologies and also television is be free

apologies and also television is be free

apologies and also television is be free you have to buy the license what

you have to buy the license what

you have to buy the license what license

license

license haven't you got a television license no

haven't you got a television license no

haven't you got a television license no no need license I'm sorry Jamila but you

no need license I'm sorry Jamila but you

no need license I'm sorry Jamila but you do no look it's an offense not to have

do no look it's an offense not to have

do no look it's an offense not to have one if the detective van comes around

one if the detective van comes around

one if the detective van comes around you could be heavily fined no look don't

you could be heavily fined no look don't

you could be heavily fined no look don't argue Jamila it's the law not for me why

argue Jamila it's the law not for me why

argue Jamila it's the law not for me why not for you no have television

set watch next door they have

set watch next door they have

set watch next door they have license thank you jiller right Ellie

license thank you jiller right Ellie

license thank you jiller right Ellie your turn uh jelly

good I am thinking television is very

good I am thinking television is very

good I am thinking television is very bad because it is showing too much of

bad because it is showing too much of

bad because it is showing too much of the violence good point Thank

the violence good point Thank

the violence good point Thank you last night I'm seeing somebody been

you last night I'm seeing somebody been

you last night I'm seeing somebody been drowned then shot and then had their

drowned then shot and then had their

drowned then shot and then had their heads chopped off what was that the

heads chopped off what was that the

heads chopped off what was that the professionals or stari and Hutch Tom and

Jerry excuse me Mr Brown can you spare a

Jerry excuse me Mr Brown can you spare a

Jerry excuse me Mr Brown can you spare a moment uh just a moment Miss Court we're

moment uh just a moment Miss Court we're

moment uh just a moment Miss Court we're right in the middle of a very

right in the middle of a very

right in the middle of a very interesting debate could you wait just a

interesting debate could you wait just a

interesting debate could you wait just a minute please certainly not oh very well

minute please certainly not oh very well

minute please certainly not oh very well right Javan out here certainly Professor

right Javan out here certainly Professor

right Javan out here certainly Professor would you take the chair

sure I mean will you chair the debate ex

sure I mean will you chair the debate ex

sure I mean will you chair the debate ex right let Ali finish and then uh throw

right let Ali finish and then uh throw

right let Ali finish and then uh throw it open give everybody a say then take a

it open give everybody a say then take a

it open give everybody a say then take a vote and if I'm still not back by then

vote and if I'm still not back by then

vote and if I'm still not back by then you can dismiss the class and go home

okay okay

okay okay

okay okay okay you heard what profor say Alice to

okay you heard what profor say Alice to

okay you heard what profor say Alice to finish we have the talk we have the vote

finish we have the talk we have the vote

finish we have the talk we have the vote and then we go home okay you finish Ali

and then we go home okay you finish Ali

and then we go home okay you finish Ali no I haven't I was you

no I haven't I was you

no I haven't I was you finished anybody want to talk okay we

finished anybody want to talk okay we

finished anybody want to talk okay we take the vote everybody think TV is okay

take the vote everybody think TV is okay

take the vote everybody think TV is okay put up at the hands everybody think TV

put up at the hands everybody think TV

put up at the hands everybody think TV is not okay put up at the hands ah we

is not okay put up at the hands ah we

is not okay put up at the hands ah we call it a drawer CL

dismiss you're going

somewhere would you care to go for a

somewhere would you care to go for a

somewhere would you care to go for a drink M no thank you Mr Brown I want to

drink M no thank you Mr Brown I want to

drink M no thank you Mr Brown I want to get to the post office in time to catch

get to the post office in time to catch

get to the post office in time to catch the last post ah oh I wonder would you

the last post ah oh I wonder would you

the last post ah oh I wonder would you post a letter for me yes certainly yeah

post a letter for me yes certainly yeah

post a letter for me yes certainly yeah uh that's the one right good night then

uh that's the one right good night then

uh that's the one right good night then Mr Brown good

Mr Brown good

Mr Brown good night well that's another day over Sid

night well that's another day over Sid

night well that's another day over Sid yeah worst luck yeah oh I'm always glad

yeah worst luck yeah oh I'm always glad

yeah worst luck yeah oh I'm always glad to get home you wouldn't say that was in

to get home you wouldn't say that was in

to get home you wouldn't say that was in my

my

my message hello hello what's the matter

message hello hello what's the matter

message hello hello what's the matter here here it's full of bees and Hy I

here here it's full of bees and Hy I

here here it's full of bees and Hy I wonder who it is I know who it is

wonder who it is I know who it is

wonder who it is I know who it is now don't you think you ought to take it

now don't you think you ought to take it

now don't you think you ought to take it into the police station don't be picking

into the police station don't be picking

into the police station don't be picking dly gr find us his Keepers oh

[Applause]

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s

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] and ah Mr Brown hush don't you hush me

and ah Mr Brown hush don't you hush me

and ah Mr Brown hush don't you hush me Miss Courtney I'm in terrible trouble

Miss Courtney I'm in terrible trouble

Miss Courtney I'm in terrible trouble you certainly are you're 10 minutes late

you certainly are you're 10 minutes late

you certainly are you're 10 minutes late no no no worse than that Ive lost 230

no no no worse than that Ive lost 230

no no no worse than that Ive lost 230 that ran gave me to look after well how

that ran gave me to look after well how

that ran gave me to look after well how on Earth did you manage to do that I've

on Earth did you manage to do that I've

on Earth did you manage to do that I've no idea it must have fallen out of my

no idea it must have fallen out of my

no idea it must have fallen out of my pocket I've looked everywhere I went to

pocket I've looked everywhere I went to

pocket I've looked everywhere I went to the police station to ask if anyone had

the police station to ask if anyone had

the police station to ask if anyone had handed it in and they just laughed and

handed it in and they just laughed and

handed it in and they just laughed and what am I going to tell ranit the truth

what am I going to tell ranit the truth

what am I going to tell ranit the truth Mr Brown You' better do it in private

Mr Brown You' better do it in private

Mr Brown You' better do it in private you can use my office I will send him to

you I suppose the direct approach will

you I suppose the direct approach will

you I suppose the direct approach will be best ranit I have lost your money no

be best ranit I have lost your money no

be best ranit I have lost your money no no I can't do that it's too harsh better

no I can't do that it's too harsh better

no I can't do that it's too harsh better soften the blow a bit ranit come in uh

soften the blow a bit ranit come in uh

soften the blow a bit ranit come in uh have a seat would you like a cup of tea

have a seat would you like a cup of tea

have a seat would you like a cup of tea no no R I have something something to

no no R I have something something to

no no R I have something something to tell you are you sitting comfortably oh

tell you are you sitting comfortably oh

tell you are you sitting comfortably oh no I'm

no I'm

no I'm standing oh come here sit down have a

standing oh come here sit down have a

standing oh come here sit down have a cup of tea there isn't any ah well I

cup of tea there isn't any ah well I

cup of tea there isn't any ah well I well I'll get you one miss Courtney said

well I'll get you one miss Courtney said

well I'll get you one miss Courtney said you have something to tell me yes ranit

you have something to tell me yes ranit

you have something to tell me yes ranit I am human and you are human and human

I am human and you are human and human

I am human and you are human and human beings are fallible I mean I'm fallible

beings are fallible I mean I'm fallible

beings are fallible I mean I'm fallible and you're

and you're

and you're fallible no I'm

fallible no I'm

fallible no I'm Punjabi no no what I'm trying to say

Punjabi no no what I'm trying to say

Punjabi no no what I'm trying to say ranit

ranit

ranit is well I have lost your

is well I have lost your

is well I have lost your money

money

money did you hear me the money you saved up

did you hear me the money you saved up

did you hear me the money you saved up to go and visit your mother with but

to go and visit your mother with but

to go and visit your mother with but I've lost

it I'm sorry

rangit good evening hello Sid what's the

rangit good evening hello Sid what's the

rangit good evening hello Sid what's the matter you look as if you lost under

matter you look as if you lost under

matter you look as if you lost under pound and found 10 P there's many a true

pound and found 10 P there's many a true

pound and found 10 P there's many a true words spoken in Gest a come on cheer up

words spoken in Gest a come on cheer up

words spoken in Gest a come on cheer up Have a Cigar no thanks can't be as bad

Have a Cigar no thanks can't be as bad

Have a Cigar no thanks can't be as bad as all that it's worse well look at me

as all that it's worse well look at me

as all that it's worse well look at me yesterday I didn't have 18y today I can

yesterday I didn't have 18y today I can

yesterday I didn't have 18y today I can have a ten on all and take no notice

have a ten on all and take no notice

have a ten on all and take no notice couldn't lend me £230 could you no

couldn't lend me £230 could you no

couldn't lend me £230 could you no chance that's all there was in the

envelope what envelope the envelope I

envelope what envelope the envelope I

envelope what envelope the envelope I found outside of school

found outside of school

found outside of school you talk about that was ran jeet's money

you talk about that was ran jeet's money

you talk about that was ran jeet's money have you still got it

have you still got it

have you still got it no why didn't you hand it in hey hey

no why didn't you hand it in hey hey

no why didn't you hand it in hey hey wait what are you doing je we found your

wait what are you doing je we found your

wait what are you doing je we found your money

money

money oh oh praise be to the

oh oh praise be to the

oh oh praise be to the Lord able to be seeing my mother oh

Lord able to be seeing my mother oh

Lord able to be seeing my mother oh she'll be so happy to be seeing

she'll be so happy to be seeing

she'll be so happy to be seeing me there's only 130 in here that's right

me there's only 130 in here that's right

me there's only 130 in here that's right oh where's the other 100 oh is is here

oh where's the other 100 oh is is here

oh where's the other 100 oh is is here what is that that's a betting slip of1

what is that that's a betting slip of1

what is that that's a betting slip of1 on Rainbow's End in the 615 at the night

on Rainbow's End in the 615 at the night

on Rainbow's End in the 615 at the night race at

race at

race at Windsor 615 we can still make that come

Windsor 615 we can still make that come

Windsor 615 we can still make that come on everybody

quickly Mr Brown what is going on ah

quickly Mr Brown what is going on ah

quickly Mr Brown what is going on ah we're just taking an early tea Break um

we're just taking an early tea Break um

we're just taking an early tea Break um in the betting

shop the 615 at

shop the 615 at

shop the 615 at Windor the horses are lining up for the

Windor the horses are lining up for the

Windor the horses are lining up for the start and they're

start and they're

start and they're off and right away turn his boy in the

off and right away turn his boy in the

off and right away turn his boy in the lead followed by de's Delight golden

lead followed by de's Delight golden

lead followed by de's Delight golden wonder and Skylock then comes Southern

wonder and Skylock then comes Southern

wonder and Skylock then comes Southern peacock and slim line where is Rainbow

peacock and slim line where is Rainbow

peacock and slim line where is Rainbow Zen and bringing up the rear is Rainbow

Zen and bringing up the rear is Rainbow

Zen and bringing up the rear is Rainbow Zen and that's the order at the Ben the

Zen and that's the order at the Ben the

Zen and that's the order at the Ben the dev's Delight closing a little and

dev's Delight closing a little and

dev's Delight closing a little and Skylock now overtaking golden Wonder

Skylock now overtaking golden Wonder

Skylock now overtaking golden Wonder Southern peacock is dropping back and

Southern peacock is dropping back and

Southern peacock is dropping back and who is this coming through on the inside

who is this coming through on the inside

who is this coming through on the inside slim

slim

slim line as they come into the straight it's

line as they come into the straight it's

line as they come into the straight it's still Ernie boy de's delight and Skylock

still Ernie boy de's delight and Skylock

still Ernie boy de's delight and Skylock and here's rainow the outside and with

and here's rainow the outside and with

and here's rainow the outside and with four fongs to go it's Ernie's boy dev's

four fongs to go it's Ernie's boy dev's

four fongs to go it's Ernie's boy dev's delight and rainbow Z now in third place

delight and rainbow Z now in third place

delight and rainbow Z now in third place boy is pulling away slightly but rainbow

boy is pulling away slightly but rainbow

boy is pulling away slightly but rainbow Z is overtaking it's challenging

Z is overtaking it's challenging

Z is overtaking it's challenging strongly two fings to go and Rainbow's

strongly two fings to go and Rainbow's

strongly two fings to go and Rainbow's End is gaining on NE neck as they come

End is gaining on NE neck as they come

End is gaining on NE neck as they come to the and at the Finish it's

rainbow win up 5 to two that's 250 quid

rainbow win up 5 to two that's 250 quid

rainbow win up 5 to two that's 250 quid that's p you and the rest for me yeah

that's p you and the rest for me yeah

that's p you and the rest for me yeah come on let's go draw it for one moment

come on let's go draw it for one moment

come on let's go draw it for one moment there's a steart

there's a steart

there's a steart inquiry the red flag's gone up oh blimy

inquiry the red flag's gone up oh blimy

inquiry the red flag's gone up oh blimy it is a Russian

horse rainbow 's been disqualified for

horse rainbow 's been disqualified for

horse rainbow 's been disqualified for bumping and place last we are losing and

bumping and place last we are losing and

bumping and place last we are losing and I won't be able to be visiting my

mother oh

mother oh

mother oh poor he was so much looking forward to

poor he was so much looking forward to

poor he was so much looking forward to seeing his mother he will see his mother

seeing his mother he will see his mother

seeing his mother he will see his mother but Master G he was going to be catch

but Master G he was going to be catch

but Master G he was going to be catch plane on Saturday how will he we get 100

plane on Saturday how will he we get 100

plane on Saturday how will he we get 100 before then we'll get it for it even if

before then we'll get it for it even if

before then we'll get it for it even if we have to beg borrow or steal

we have to beg borrow or steal

we have to beg borrow or steal it

16 please oh thank you thank you you

16 please oh thank you thank you you

16 please oh thank you thank you you want a photograph very cheap three for

want a photograph very cheap three for

want a photograph very cheap three for one

one

one p buy a pretty flow for your pretty wife

p buy a pretty flow for your pretty wife

p buy a pretty flow for your pretty wife no thanks you want to buy flow for

no thanks you want to buy flow for

no thanks you want to buy flow for pretty wife oh no thanks J

pretty wife oh no thanks J

pretty wife oh no thanks J salami sandwiches from here from French

bread come

bread come

bread come [Music]

[Music]

[Music] on have your fortune sto by Madame J

on have your fortune sto by Madame J

on have your fortune sto by Madame J come on young man would you like to your

come on young man would you like to your

come on young man would you like to your fortune told now sit there Madame Jam

fortune told now sit there Madame Jam

fortune told now sit there Madame Jam this young man's Fortune please do cross

this young man's Fortune please do cross

this young man's Fortune please do cross my pound with

50p

head up on there that is not the lady

head up on there that is not the lady

head up on there that is not the lady I'm telling that's a lady there I'll do

I'm telling that's a lady there I'll do

I'm telling that's a lady there I'll do a bu more for you to show you that you

a bu more for you to show you that you

a bu more for you to show you that you could be wrong you can't be wrong all

could be wrong you can't be wrong all

could be wrong you can't be wrong all the

time one for you ah Mr Bown please hold

time one for you ah Mr Bown please hold

time one for you ah Mr Bown please hold please

please

please hold

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good evening Miss Courtney good evening

good evening Miss Courtney good evening

good evening Miss Courtney good evening Mr Brown I hear you managed to raise the

Mr Brown I hear you managed to raise the

Mr Brown I hear you managed to raise the money for Mr Sing Fair yes he'll be at

money for Mr Sing Fair yes he'll be at

money for Mr Sing Fair yes he'll be at the airport now how is he going by plane

the airport now how is he going by plane

the airport now how is he going by plane or

or

or balloon oh you heard about that yes yes

balloon oh you heard about that yes yes

balloon oh you heard about that yes yes if that caretaker hadn't been on the

if that caretaker hadn't been on the

if that caretaker hadn't been on the roof to catch my legs heaven knows where

roof to catch my legs heaven knows where

roof to catch my legs heaven knows where I'd be now where there you usually are

I'd be now where there you usually are

I'd be now where there you usually are Mr Brown with your head in the

clouds

clouds

clouds evening well firstly may I say thank you

evening well firstly may I say thank you

evening well firstly may I say thank you for all your efforts yesterday to help

for all your efforts yesterday to help

for all your efforts yesterday to help raise the fair for

raise the fair for

raise the fair for ranit no no no it was a remarkable

ranit no no no it was a remarkable

ranit no no no it was a remarkable effort which is more than I can say for

effort which is more than I can say for

effort which is more than I can say for your

your

your homework I am not happy with your

homework I am not happy with your

homework I am not happy with your answers and we are also not happy with

answers and we are also not happy with

answers and we are also not happy with the

the

the questions hey I've got an idea you're

questions hey I've got an idea you're

questions hey I've got an idea you're not happy we're not happy so if you not

not happy we're not happy so if you not

not happy we're not happy so if you not give us any homework we both be happy

give us any homework we both be happy

give us any homework we both be happy okay silence look in future you will be

okay silence look in future you will be

okay silence look in future you will be given extra homework and I hope that I

given extra homework and I hope that I

given extra homework and I hope that I see some improvement some of you are

see some improvement some of you are

see some improvement some of you are just simply not trying for example Max

just simply not trying for example Max

just simply not trying for example Max the opposite of ATI Meridian is not

the opposite of ATI Meridian is not

the opposite of ATI Meridian is not Uncle Meridian but post

Uncle Meridian but post

Uncle Meridian but post meridian okay what you're laughing about

meridian okay what you're laughing about

meridian okay what you're laughing about Giovani your answer to the question

Giovani your answer to the question

Giovani your answer to the question write a sentence using a metaphor was

write a sentence using a metaphor was

write a sentence using a metaphor was unbelievable but I did write a sentence

unbelievable but I did write a sentence

unbelievable but I did write a sentence using a metaphor oh yes last night I

using a metaphor oh yes last night I

using a metaphor oh yes last night I phoned my girlfriend on a metaphor a

drink Ali for your information a polygon

drink Ali for your information a polygon

drink Ali for your information a polygon is a term used to describe a figure with

is a term used to describe a figure with

is a term used to describe a figure with angles and sides and have nothing

angles and sides and have nothing

angles and sides and have nothing whatsoever to do with the disappearing

parrot Brown this Str want to have a

parrot Brown this Str want to have a

parrot Brown this Str want to have a word with you ah new pup pill would you

word with you ah new pup pill would you

word with you ah new pup pill would you like to sit over there no sit look for

like to sit over there no sit look for

like to sit over there no sit look for oh well I'm afraid he's not here he's

oh well I'm afraid he's not here he's

oh well I'm afraid he's not here he's going over this weekend to visit his

going over this weekend to visit his

going over this weekend to visit his mother as a surprise for her birthday

mother as a surprise for her birthday

mother as a surprise for her birthday hia that is terrible why what's the

hia that is terrible why what's the

hia that is terrible why what's the matter I am his mother

matter I am his mother

matter I am his mother I for my birthday to surprise

I for my birthday to surprise

I for my birthday to surprise ranit must

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cred

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do

do

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I'll be punching in the

I'll be punching in the

I'll be punching in the chers I'll be kicking you off the

Kat

Kat

Kat [Music]

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[Music] come on what's going on here what's all

come on what's going on here what's all

come on what's going on here what's all this about they having a religious

this about they having a religious

this about they having a religious discussion yes well everyone sit down

discussion yes well everyone sit down

discussion yes well everyone sit down please I will not have this sort of

please I will not have this sort of

please I will not have this sort of behavior in the classroom he's saying

behavior in the classroom he's saying

behavior in the classroom he's saying Rudy thinks about Allah and you are

Rudy thinks about Allah and you are

Rudy thinks about Allah and you are saying rud things about my case yes well

saying rud things about my case yes well

saying rud things about my case yes well in future kind of keep your differences

in future kind of keep your differences

in future kind of keep your differences to yourselves now shake hands oh no I'm

to yourselves now shake hands oh no I'm

to yourselves now shake hands oh no I'm not shaking hands with an

not shaking hands with an

not shaking hands with an Infidel but he's the one who started any

Infidel but he's the one who started any

Infidel but he's the one who started any I'm only giving him titty for titty well

I'm only giving him titty for titty well

I'm only giving him titty for titty well I tit for T yes

I tit for T yes

I tit for T yes please I don't care who started it shake

please I don't care who started it shake

please I don't care who started it shake hands okay ranit I cannot shake the hand

hands okay ranit I cannot shake the hand

hands okay ranit I cannot shake the hand for a

for a

for a barbarian well either you shake hands or

barbarian well either you shake hands or

barbarian well either you shake hands or go home it's entirely up to

you and pay attention everybody please

you and pay attention everybody please

you and pay attention everybody please pay attention butut uh

ah

attention no Zan it's not that sort of

attention no Zan it's not that sort of

attention no Zan it's not that sort of attention it means to attend to

listen hey he know speak very good no I

listen hey he know speak very good no I

listen hey he know speak very good no I would like you all to help Zan to grasp

would like you all to help Zan to grasp

would like you all to help Zan to grasp a few rudiments of the English language

a few rudiments of the English language

a few rudiments of the English language excuse please yes in what is

excuse please yes in what is

excuse please yes in what is rudiment can anybody tell ingred what I

rudiment can anybody tell ingred what I

rudiment can anybody tell ingred what I mean by teaching Zan some rudiments of

mean by teaching Zan some rudiments of

mean by teaching Zan some rudiments of English sure you are asked to tell him a

English sure you are asked to tell him a

English sure you are asked to tell him a few naughty

few naughty

few naughty jokes no Giovani just English

jokes no Giovani just English

jokes no Giovani just English conversation we will learn him to speak

conversation we will learn him to speak

conversation we will learn him to speak English as good as what we

English as good as what we

English as good as what we do second thoughts perhaps it's not such

do second thoughts perhaps it's not such

do second thoughts perhaps it's not such a good idea after all right come on

a good idea after all right come on

a good idea after all right come on let's get cracking questions and answers

let's get cracking questions and answers

let's get cracking questions and answers tonight come on remember you're here to

tonight come on remember you're here to

tonight come on remember you're here to learn not enjoy yourselves

learn not enjoy yourselves

learn not enjoy yourselves ju what is a

ju what is a

ju what is a colloquialism it's a long

colloquialism it's a long

colloquialism it's a long word yes but what does it mean ah it

word yes but what does it mean ah it

word yes but what does it mean ah it means

means

means uh I don't know what it

uh I don't know what it

uh I don't know what it means it's another word for slime for

means it's another word for slime for

means it's another word for slime for slang ah like a broken arm broken arm

slang ah like a broken arm broken arm

slang ah like a broken arm broken arm see when you break your arm you put it

see when you break your arm you put it

see when you break your arm you put it in a

in a

in a slung that's a sling ah it's all right

slung that's a sling ah it's all right

slung that's a sling ah it's all right ism is a term applied to words used in

ism is a term applied to words used in

ism is a term applied to words used in everyday English that are not literary

everyday English that are not literary

everyday English that are not literary understand

understand

understand no well I suggest you study chapter nine

no well I suggest you study chapter nine

no well I suggest you study chapter nine vocabulary all right

ter rephrase the following sentence the

ter rephrase the following sentence the

ter rephrase the following sentence the lawn needs cutting badly the LA needs

lawn needs cutting badly the LA needs

lawn needs cutting badly the LA needs cutting

cutting

cutting goodly no tarot the lawn badly needs cut

aome what is the future of the verb I

aome what is the future of the verb I

aome what is the future of the verb I sleep I

vake no Anna the future of the verb I

vake no Anna the future of the verb I

vake no Anna the future of the verb I sleep is I am going to sleep yeah and

sleep is I am going to sleep yeah and

sleep is I am going to sleep yeah and after I sleep I

after I sleep I

after I sleep I vake giovan see give me a sentence using

vake giovan see give me a sentence using

vake giovan see give me a sentence using the word

the word

the word deliver that's easy too much Veno is so

deliver that's easy too much Veno is so

deliver that's easy too much Veno is so no good for or

deliver are you serious sure I read it

deliver are you serious sure I read it

deliver are you serious sure I read it in a

in a

in a newspaper yeah well I suggest you study

newspaper yeah well I suggest you study

newspaper yeah well I suggest you study the chapter on spelling Okie

the chapter on spelling Okie

the chapter on spelling Okie K Max decline the verb to

K Max decline the verb to

K Max decline the verb to write hi write he write

write hi write he write

write hi write he write wrong okay hi right he

wrong okay hi right he

wrong okay hi right he wrong

wrong

wrong I write he writes she writes concentrate

I write he writes she writes concentrate

I write he writes she writes concentrate on your verbs okay Ali yes please spell

on your verbs okay Ali yes please spell

on your verbs okay Ali yes please spell chemist oh blame

chemist oh blame

chemist oh blame me k e chemist does not begin with a k

me k e chemist does not begin with a k

me k e chemist does not begin with a k it sounds like it begins with k CH H but

it sounds like it begins with k CH H but

it sounds like it begins with k CH H but that is making it

that is making it

that is making it chemist no the CH is pronounced c ah now

chemist no the CH is pronounced c ah now

chemist no the CH is pronounced c ah now I'm understanding c h is C yes oh blimy

I'm understanding c h is C yes oh blimy

I'm understanding c h is C yes oh blimy then last night I'm eating a sandwick

then last night I'm eating a sandwick

then last night I'm eating a sandwick with keys and

kuty it's not a hard and fast rule Ellie

kuty it's not a hard and fast rule Ellie

kuty it's not a hard and fast rule Ellie you should study the chapter on

you should study the chapter on

you should study the chapter on consonant jell

consonant jell

consonant jell good give me another word for

good give me another word for

good give me another word for obnoxious

obnoxious

obnoxious Swedish being and Truth

telling on

telling on

telling on R if something that is black is blackish

R if something that is black is blackish

R if something that is black is blackish what is something that is red a

book reddish a thousand apologies but

book reddish a thousand apologies but

book reddish a thousand apologies but you are right they are red but are

you are right they are red but are

you are right they are red but are rishes and I like them very

rishes and I like them very

rishes and I like them very much

much

much radishes another thousand apologies suie

radishes another thousand apologies suie

radishes another thousand apologies suie what is a green belt what you wear with

what is a green belt what you wear with

what is a green belt what you wear with your gleen

your gleen

your gleen Gless a gleen a green Bel is an area of

Gless a gleen a green Bel is an area of

Gless a gleen a green Bel is an area of land on which you're not allowed to

land on which you're not allowed to

land on which you're not allowed to build

build J what is the past tense of I

build J what is the past tense of I

build J what is the past tense of I ride excuse Master G I know he question

ride excuse Master G I know he question

ride excuse Master G I know he question what is the past tense of I

what is the past tense of I

what is the past tense of I rided I like better when I know here

rided I like better when I know here

rided I like better when I know here question

question

question to Miller I

to Miller I

to Miller I ride I ride it Road ah I rided on

ride I ride it Road ah I rided on

ride I ride it Road ah I rided on road the past tense of iide is I

road the past tense of iide is I

road the past tense of iide is I rad ingred what is the meaning of the

rad ingred what is the meaning of the

rad ingred what is the meaning of the word

word

word illiterate someone who's knowing a

illiterate someone who's knowing a

illiterate someone who's knowing a language not at last someone has

language not at last someone has

language not at last someone has answered a question correctly well done

answered a question correctly well done

answered a question correctly well done ing the question was easy is this your

ing the question was easy is this your

ing the question was easy is this your us listen how she speaks the English all

us listen how she speaks the English all

us listen how she speaks the English all backwards to

backwards to

backwards to front that won't do girls come on Eng

front that won't do girls come on Eng

front that won't do girls come on Eng deserves to be complimented she's the

deserves to be complimented she's the

deserves to be complimented she's the only one to answer a question correctly

only one to answer a question correctly

only one to answer a question correctly hey you not ask San anything

hey you not ask San anything

hey you not ask San anything yet I hardly think you'll understand the

yet I hardly think you'll understand the

yet I hardly think you'll understand the question they'll only be able to give an

question they'll only be able to give an

question they'll only be able to give an answer

answer

answer please what is

please what is

please what is this book ah book good what is that

this book ah book good what is that

this book ah book good what is that window window

window window

window window door door very good now what is this

window book what is that door

window door

window door

window door good

Crumpet if this is an example of your

Crumpet if this is an example of your

Crumpet if this is an example of your teaching methods Mr Brown I am not a

teaching methods Mr Brown I am not a

teaching methods Mr Brown I am not a oh it's probably something he's picked

oh it's probably something he's picked

oh it's probably something he's picked up from Giovani yeah well I came in to

up from Giovani yeah well I came in to

up from Giovani yeah well I came in to ask you about the coach trip what coach

ask you about the coach trip what coach

ask you about the coach trip what coach trip don't you ever read the notice

trip don't you ever read the notice

trip don't you ever read the notice boards oh uh yes well occasionally now

boards oh uh yes well occasionally now

boards oh uh yes well occasionally now listen everybody for the past two weeks

listen everybody for the past two weeks

listen everybody for the past two weeks there has been a notice on the board to

there has been a notice on the board to

there has been a notice on the board to the effect that Mrs Hunter our history

the effect that Mrs Hunter our history

the effect that Mrs Hunter our history teacher is organizing her annual coach

teacher is organizing her annual coach

teacher is organizing her annual coach trip to a stately home for Sunday we are

trip to a stately home for Sunday we are

trip to a stately home for Sunday we are going to barklay Hall The ancestral home

going to barklay Hall The ancestral home

going to barklay Hall The ancestral home of Humphrey Earl of Barkley which is

of Humphrey Earl of Barkley which is

of Humphrey Earl of Barkley which is renowned for its remarkable collection

renowned for its remarkable collection

renowned for its remarkable collection of tapestries and ancient manuscripts

of tapestries and ancient manuscripts

of tapestries and ancient manuscripts now who would like to go please don't

now who would like to go please don't

now who would like to go please don't you want to go but I'm afraid he doesn't

you want to go but I'm afraid he doesn't

you want to go but I'm afraid he doesn't understand much English well put his

understand much English well put his

understand much English well put his name down it'll do him good the tickets

name down it'll do him good the tickets

name down it'll do him good the tickets are 150 each you can collect the money

are 150 each you can collect the money

are 150 each you can collect the money and I shall expect you to come along of

and I shall expect you to come along of

and I shall expect you to come along of course uh are you going naturally well I

course uh are you going naturally well I

course uh are you going naturally well I had planned to do something on Sunday

had planned to do something on Sunday

had planned to do something on Sunday canate yeah well I don't think I can you

canate yeah well I don't think I can you

canate yeah well I don't think I can you see I shall expect you to be here on

see I shall expect you to be here on

see I shall expect you to be here on Sunday at 12:00 shop

everyone are the others on the coach

everyone are the others on the coach

everyone are the others on the coach they all arrived not yet morning

they all arrived not yet morning

they all arrived not yet morning everybody

everybody

everybody everybody what is all this it's beer we

everybody what is all this it's beer we

everybody what is all this it's beer we are not driving so we can't be drinking

are not driving so we can't be drinking

are not driving so we can't be drinking hey should do we have the first one now

hey should do we have the first one now

hey should do we have the first one now no we won't have the first one now look

no we won't have the first one now look

no we won't have the first one now look please get on the coach everybody we

please get on the coach everybody we

please get on the coach everybody we can't why not they've only sent one

can't why not they've only sent one

can't why not they've only sent one coach we C is in and now sorting it

out what the man's name is Courtney the

out what the man's name is Courtney the

out what the man's name is Courtney the man said you only ordered one coach it's

man said you only ordered one coach it's

man said you only ordered one coach it's not true I definitely ordered two

not true I definitely ordered two

not true I definitely ordered two coaches typical male

coaches typical male

coaches typical male inefficiency no problem yes we're a

inefficiency no problem yes we're a

inefficiency no problem yes we're a coach missing can't they send one round

coach missing can't they send one round

coach missing can't they send one round they haven't got another one they're

they haven't got another one they're

they haven't got another one they're fully booked what are we going to do oh

fully booked what are we going to do oh

fully booked what are we going to do oh I can get you coach could you Sid yeah

I can get you coach could you Sid yeah

I can get you coach could you Sid yeah my brother-in-law he's in the coach

my brother-in-law he's in the coach

my brother-in-law he's in the coach business he lets you out for outings and

business he lets you out for outings and

business he lets you out for outings and old age pensioners I drive for him in me

old age pensioners I drive for him in me

old age pensioners I drive for him in me spare time would you like to go and ring

spare time would you like to go and ring

spare time would you like to go and ring him Sydney oh don't worry I'll pop

him Sydney oh don't worry I'll pop

him Sydney oh don't worry I'll pop around the corner it's not very far I'll

around the corner it's not very far I'll

around the corner it's not very far I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach

be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach

be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach what with a

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] coach stop this at once please I expect

coach stop this at once please I expect

coach stop this at once please I expect they're anxious to get started look why

they're anxious to get started look why

they're anxious to get started look why don't you get going and we'll follow on

don't you get going and we'll follow on

don't you get going and we'll follow on as soon as Sid arise what a good idea

as soon as Sid arise what a good idea

as soon as Sid arise what a good idea now Mrs Hunter will you get on the bus

now Mrs Hunter will you get on the bus

now Mrs Hunter will you get on the bus tellow me oh thank you

tellow me oh thank you

tellow me oh thank you all right miss courau me no I'm not

all right miss courau me no I'm not

all right miss courau me no I'm not going ah you've changed your mind no I

going ah you've changed your mind no I

going ah you've changed your mind no I am going on your coach with

you stop me please

you stop me please

you stop me please me don't blind me I'm thinking we are

me don't blind me I'm thinking we are

me don't blind me I'm thinking we are missing the bus no no no no our hasn't

missing the bus no no no no our hasn't

missing the bus no no no no our hasn't arrived yet we are being okay all

arrived yet we are being okay all

arrived yet we are being okay all right we have one hey you got some beer

right we have one hey you got some beer

right we have one hey you got some beer as well ah why do we have a drink now

as well ah why do we have a drink now

as well ah why do we have a drink now it's a good

it's a good

it's a good idea it is not a good idea at all this

idea it is not a good idea at all this

idea it is not a good idea at all this is supposed to be an educational trip

is supposed to be an educational trip

is supposed to be an educational trip not a tipler

t

here we are is this the best you can do

here we are is this the best you can do

here we are is this the best you can do Sid don't worry she's very comfortable

Sid don't worry she's very comfortable

Sid don't worry she's very comfortable just like riding on a cushion of

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there there's plenty more where this

there there's plenty more where this

there there's plenty more where this came

came

came from hey when we get on Coach you and me

from hey when we get on Coach you and me

from hey when we get on Coach you and me we sit together okay hey I'mma sit next

we sit together okay hey I'mma sit next

we sit together okay hey I'mma sit next to Daniel you got sit next to ingred no

to Daniel you got sit next to ingred no

to Daniel you got sit next to ingred no no no no ingred sits beside me hey I

no no no ingred sits beside me hey I

no no no ingred sits beside me hey I would very much like to sit with

would very much like to sit with

would very much like to sit with [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] ingred what are you arguing about now

ingred what are you arguing about now

ingred what are you arguing about now it's about where we sit on the coach

it's about where we sit on the coach

it's about where we sit on the coach Professor that Daniel is desperate to

Professor that Daniel is desperate to

Professor that Daniel is desperate to sit next to me

sit next to me

sit next to me is that right Danielle no you see she

is that right Danielle no you see she

is that right Danielle no you see she want to sit next to me yes no I want to

want to sit next to me yes no I want to

want to sit next to me yes no I want to sit next to m brown I like Mr Brown to

sit next to m brown I like Mr Brown to

sit next to m brown I like Mr Brown to sit with you not sit next to m brown you

swiish everybody sit down in your places

please right as we have some time to

please right as we have some time to

please right as we have some time to wait for the puncture and in order to

wait for the puncture and in order to

wait for the puncture and in order to avoid any further arguments we will draw

avoid any further arguments we will draw

avoid any further arguments we will draw lots lots off

lots lots off

lots lots off what

what

what drawing lcks will decide who will sit

drawing lcks will decide who will sit

drawing lcks will decide who will sit next to who all right so I want you to

next to who all right so I want you to

next to who all right so I want you to write your names on these pieces of

write your names on these pieces of

write your names on these pieces of paper I'm giving you and then we will

paper I'm giving you and then we will

paper I'm giving you and then we will put them in the waist paper basket and

put them in the waist paper basket and

put them in the waist paper basket and draw them out one at a time like a

draw them out one at a time like a

draw them out one at a time like a bingo similar to bingo yeah don't forget

bingo similar to bingo yeah don't forget

bingo similar to bingo yeah don't forget to write your name no I won't been you

to write your name no I won't been you

to write your name no I won't been you right everybody finished right now fold

right everybody finished right now fold

right everybody finished right now fold them up and uh put them in here and this

them up and uh put them in here and this

them up and uh put them in here and this time when I draw them up out that will

time when I draw them up out that will

time when I draw them up out that will be final I don't want any more arguments

be final I don't want any more arguments

be final I don't want any more arguments is that

is that

is that understood good right everybody ready

understood good right everybody ready

understood good right everybody ready then ingred uh will you give them a

then ingred uh will you give them a

then ingred uh will you give them a shake for me please yeah I shake it for

shake for me please yeah I shake it for

shake for me please yeah I shake it for you

good

good

good Al me who is going to be the lucky one

Al me who is going to be the lucky one

Al me who is going to be the lucky one to be getting

to be getting

to be getting me

me

me ranit

can you please be starting again no it's

can you please be starting again no it's

can you please be starting again no it's a perfectly Fair system in any case it's

a perfectly Fair system in any case it's

a perfectly Fair system in any case it's time you to learn to

time you to learn to

time you to learn to coexist

coexist

coexist max if the next name is Giovani I'm not

going on second thoughts I'd rather have

giovan you are very

rude only joking

rude only joking

rude only joking when we get on Coach you and me we sit

when we get on Coach you and me we sit

when we get on Coach you and me we sit at the back okay we sit at the front and

at the back okay we sit at the front and

at the back okay we sit at the front and no funny

business

business

business Danielle please let it be

Danielle please let it be

Danielle please let it be me Zan Santa

me Zan Santa

me Zan Santa Maria you will sit next to Danielle on

Maria you will sit next to Danielle on

Maria you will sit next to Danielle on the

the

the coach ah thank you it's all

coach ah thank you it's all

coach ah thank you it's all right

Taro Jam happy to sit next to you I am

Taro Jam happy to sit next to you I am

Taro Jam happy to sit next to you I am also most happy to be sitting next to

also most happy to be sitting next to

also most happy to be sitting next to you

you

you in the S pleased

in the S pleased

in the S pleased me

me

me [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] one

one

one Gianni it's got to be suly or you

Gianni it's got to be suly or you

Gianni it's got to be suly or you profor shie but who are you to be

profor shie but who are you to be

profor shie but who are you to be sitting next to

sitting next to

sitting next to Professor come along

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[Music]

[Music] everybody come on Mr Brown right you

everybody come on Mr Brown right you

everybody come on Mr Brown right you know where we're going Sid no

know where we're going Sid no

know where we're going Sid no idea and how does he think he is going

idea and how does he think he is going

idea and how does he think he is going to get us there oh don't worry Miss

to get us there oh don't worry Miss

to get us there oh don't worry Miss Courtney I've got a map in a pretty good

Courtney I've got a map in a pretty good

Courtney I've got a map in a pretty good sense of direction we'll be there in

time I am thinking we are lost we are

time I am thinking we are lost we are

time I am thinking we are lost we are not lost now where are we Sid I don't

not lost now where are we Sid I don't

not lost now where are we Sid I don't know you had the map you were doing the

know you had the map you were doing the

know you had the map you were doing the navigating well I couldn't read it in

navigating well I couldn't read it in

navigating well I couldn't read it in that old bone shaker of yours it kept

that old bone shaker of yours it kept

that old bone shaker of yours it kept jiggling up and down then you should

jiggling up and down then you should

jiggling up and down then you should have jiggled up and down with it

have jiggled up and down with it

have jiggled up and down with it completely lost we are not lost we're

completely lost we are not lost we're

completely lost we are not lost we're just not where we should be well perhaps

just not where we should be well perhaps

just not where we should be well perhaps you could show us where we should be

you could show us where we should be

you could show us where we should be well I know where we should be I just

well I know where we should be I just

well I know where we should be I just don't know where we

don't know where we

don't know where we are look we passed a sign just down the

are look we passed a sign just down the

are look we passed a sign just down the road now did anybody see what it said

road now did anybody see what it said

road now did anybody see what it said yes please right well I'll look it up on

yes please right well I'll look it up on

yes please right well I'll look it up on the map and then we will know where we

the map and then we will know where we

the map and then we will know where we are I really don't think that could be

are I really don't think that could be

are I really don't think that could be much help Mr bra with all due respect

much help Mr bra with all due respect

much help Mr bra with all due respect Miss Courtney I happen to possess a

Miss Courtney I happen to possess a

Miss Courtney I happen to possess a Pathfinder badge from the Boy Scout so I

Pathfinder badge from the Boy Scout so I

Pathfinder badge from the Boy Scout so I know quite a bit about the

know quite a bit about the

know quite a bit about the M once I know what the sign said it's a

M once I know what the sign said it's a

M once I know what the sign said it's a simple matter to find out our exact

simple matter to find out our exact

simple matter to find out our exact location now what did the sign say

location now what did the sign say

location now what did the sign say cattle crossing

y do you think you can find that on the

y do you think you can find that on the

y do you think you can find that on the map Mr Brown I'm telling you we are lost

map Mr Brown I'm telling you we are lost

map Mr Brown I'm telling you we are lost if you don't shut up you'll be lost cuz

if you don't shut up you'll be lost cuz

if you don't shut up you'll be lost cuz when we move off we'll abandon you well

when we move off we'll abandon you well

when we move off we'll abandon you well I suggest we carry on until we get to a

I suggest we carry on until we get to a

I suggest we carry on until we get to a main road this bound to be a sign post

main road this bound to be a sign post

main road this bound to be a sign post good idea right start her up Sid right

good idea right start her up Sid right

good idea right start her up Sid right come on everyone finish your drink

come on everyone finish your drink

come on everyone finish your drink please

leaving now what's the matter

leaving now what's the matter

leaving now what's the matter well it sounds to me as if the engine

well it sounds to me as if the engine

well it sounds to me as if the engine won't start that is patently obvious the

won't start that is patently obvious the

won't start that is patently obvious the engine won't

engine won't

engine won't start why won't it start well hang on a

start why won't it start well hang on a

start why won't it start well hang on a minute we'll find out boys give a s with

minute we'll find out boys give a s with

minute we'll find out boys give a s with that Bonnet will you give a that oh and

that Bonnet will you give a that oh and

that Bonnet will you give a that oh and uh Mr Brown switch the indix on when I

uh Mr Brown switch the indix on when I

uh Mr Brown switch the indix on when I tell you all

tell you all

tell you all right switch

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[Music]

[Music] John

John

John fny Sid your petful gauge reads empty

fny Sid your petful gauge reads empty

fny Sid your petful gauge reads empty yeah well it's broken it always reads

yeah well it's broken it always reads

yeah well it's broken it always reads empty how do you know when it is empty I

empty how do you know when it is empty I

empty how do you know when it is empty I got I got a dip stick here see stand

got I got a dip stick here see stand

got I got a dip stick here see stand backe stand back this courney if he get

backe stand back this courney if he get

backe stand back this courney if he get the fetal here you put the dip stick in

the fetal here you put the dip stick in

the fetal here you put the dip stick in as far as it'll go that tells you

as far as it'll go that tells you

as far as it'll go that tells you whether it's full up or whether it's

whether it's full up or whether it's

whether it's full up or whether it's empty they are it's

empty they are it's

empty they are it's empty you marvelous we don't know where

empty you marvelous we don't know where

empty you marvelous we don't know where we are even if we did we wouldn't be

we are even if we did we wouldn't be

we are even if we did we wouldn't be able to get anywhere oh never mind I'll

able to get anywhere oh never mind I'll

able to get anywhere oh never mind I'll go find a

go find a

go find a garage hey why don't we all have

another as there's no telling how long

another as there's no telling how long

another as there's no telling how long Sid will be we got no thank you and I

Sid will be we got no thank you and I

Sid will be we got no thank you and I don't think any of you should have a

don't think any of you should have a

don't think any of you should have a drink either oh come on Miss c one

drink either oh come on Miss c one

drink either oh come on Miss c one little drink won't harm anyone they have

little drink won't harm anyone they have

little drink won't harm anyone they have already consumed two of those large cans

already consumed two of those large cans

already consumed two of those large cans what goes in must eventually come

what goes in must eventually come

what goes in must eventually come out and it could lead to a lot of

out and it could lead to a lot of

out and it could lead to a lot of embarrassments squeeze me

embarrassments squeeze me

embarrassments squeeze me please I'm already wanting to be

please I'm already wanting to be

please I'm already wanting to be embarrassing well you will have to wait

embarrassing well you will have to wait

embarrassing well you will have to wait don't blame

don't blame

don't blame me I shall wait on the

me I shall wait on the

me I shall wait on the coach right we'll come and gather around

coach right we'll come and gather around

coach right we'll come and gather around everyone while we're waiting for seed we

everyone while we're waiting for seed we

everyone while we're waiting for seed we might as well have a lesson a no lesson

might as well have a lesson a no lesson

might as well have a lesson a no lesson Mr Brown is not in the class A no good

Mr Brown is not in the class A no good

Mr Brown is not in the class A no good to work on Sundays 6 days shalt thou be

to work on Sundays 6 days shalt thou be

to work on Sundays 6 days shalt thou be in labor no sh in China people work

in labor no sh in China people work

in labor no sh in China people work every day where Le P we are not in China

every day where Le P we are not in China

every day where Le P we are not in China yeah all right all right we will play a

yeah all right all right we will play a

yeah all right all right we will play a game yeah hey I know a good game a kick

game yeah hey I know a good game a kick

game yeah hey I know a good game a kick or a kiss never heard of it the boys

or a kiss never heard of it the boys

or a kiss never heard of it the boys chased the girls and when they catch one

chased the girls and when they catch one

chased the girls and when they catch one they say what do you want a kick or a

they say what do you want a kick or a

they say what do you want a kick or a kiss that's a good game from you I

kiss that's a good game from you I

kiss that's a good game from you I prefer a kick

prefer a kick

prefer a kick we will play I Spy now that is a game

we will play I Spy now that is a game

we will play I Spy now that is a game that will help you all with your

that will help you all with your

that will help you all with your vocabulary now you give the first letter

vocabulary now you give the first letter

vocabulary now you give the first letter of something you can see and everybody

of something you can see and everybody

of something you can see and everybody else has to try and guess what it is

else has to try and guess what it is

else has to try and guess what it is I'll start it off so you'll see how it's

I'll start it off so you'll see how it's

I'll start it off so you'll see how it's played I spy with my little eye

played I spy with my little eye

played I spy with my little eye something beginning with

something beginning with

something beginning with G huh g

g

g

g joani now I'll give you a clue I'm

joani now I'll give you a clue I'm

joani now I'll give you a clue I'm sitting on it bottom

no Max

gate H right who's going to go next yes

gate H right who's going to go next yes

gate H right who's going to go next yes please R I am spying with my little eyes

please R I am spying with my little eyes

please R I am spying with my little eyes something beginning with n n everyone

something beginning with n n everyone

something beginning with n n everyone nose no nettle no net no neck

nose no nettle no net no neck

nose no nettle no net no neck no no nail no n

no no nail no n

no no nail no n you are being stupid knitting is not

you are being stupid knitting is not

you are being stupid knitting is not starting with the end well done ranit

starting with the end well done ranit

starting with the end well done ranit right we give up now you tell us what is

right we give up now you tell us what is

right we give up now you tell us what is it that begins with end engine

yeah you damn fool we are being more

yeah you damn fool we are being more

yeah you damn fool we are being more stupid than I am you call me stupid you

stupid than I am you call me stupid you

stupid than I am you call me stupid you Pakistani

Pakistani

Pakistani Pap you to St

Pap you to St

Pap you to St again Mr Brown I got some petrol from

again Mr Brown I got some petrol from

again Mr Brown I got some petrol from the little farm over there I'll get you

the little farm over there I'll get you

the little farm over there I'll get you there in no right come on everyone

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] all at everybody

all at everybody

all at everybody [Applause]

at now come along

hey hey wait a

hey hey wait a

hey hey wait a minute what do you think you're going we

minute what do you think you're going we

minute what do you think you're going we are going to visit B's Hall Oh no you're

are going to visit B's Hall Oh no you're

are going to visit B's Hall Oh no you're not shovel don't speak to us like that I

not shovel don't speak to us like that I

not shovel don't speak to us like that I should report you to the Earl of barley

should report you to the Earl of barley

should report you to the Earl of barley I am the earl of Barkley push off before

I am the earl of Barkley push off before

I am the earl of Barkley push off before I set the dogs on

I set the dogs on

I set the dogs on you you don't understand we have come to

you you don't understand we have come to

you you don't understand we have come to visit your stately home well you're too

visit your stately home well you're too

visit your stately home well you're too late I only the house from 12 to 4: it's

late I only the house from 12 to 4: it's

late I only the house from 12 to 4: it's now uh qu to 5: so shove off but please

now uh qu to 5: so shove off but please

now uh qu to 5: so shove off but please your elip couldn't you possibly they're

not I don't believe it what a waste of a

not I don't believe it what a waste of a

not I don't believe it what a waste of a day but it was a nice drive it was a

day but it was a nice drive it was a

day but it was a nice drive it was a terrible drive you think you had better

terrible drive you think you had better

terrible drive you think you had better take us home

take us home

take us home Sydney and for goodness sake Mr Brown

Sydney and for goodness sake Mr Brown

Sydney and for goodness sake Mr Brown try not to lose us this time don't worry

try not to lose us this time don't worry

try not to lose us this time don't worry Miss Courtney I never make the same

Miss Courtney I never make the same

Miss Courtney I never make the same mistake twice all right come on you L

get I think we're up here oh no we're

get I think we're up here oh no we're

get I think we're up here oh no we're definitely down here you are both wrong

definitely down here you are both wrong

definitely down here you are both wrong we are over here squeeze please I know

we are over here squeeze please I know

we are over here squeeze please I know where we are well how uh we are where we

where we are well how uh we are where we

where we are well how uh we are where we are been before how do you know that I'm

are been before how do you know that I'm

are been before how do you know that I'm finding our drinking

finding our drinking

finding our drinking things hey well that's eesy I know me

things hey well that's eesy I know me

things hey well that's eesy I know me way back from here well thank goodness

way back from here well thank goodness

way back from here well thank goodness for that like come on everybody back on

for that like come on everybody back on

for that like come on everybody back on the coachy we

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[Music]

[Music] the I think I am going to scream now

the I think I am going to scream now

the I think I am going to scream now what are we going to do there's only one

what are we going to do there's only one

what are we going to do there's only one thing we can do come on everybody uh I

thing we can do come on everybody uh I

thing we can do come on everybody uh I spy with my little eye something

spy with my little eye something

spy with my little eye something beginning with right

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[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] do

[Music]

come on Reni it's your turn thinking

come on Reni it's your turn thinking

come on Reni it's your turn thinking what I'm going to be doing you have been

what I'm going to be doing you have been

what I'm going to be doing you have been sinking for 5 minutes patience are

sinking for 5 minutes patience are

sinking for 5 minutes patience are playing scrabo not

playing scrabo not

playing scrabo not patience what do we want suly 18 okay K

patience what do we want suly 18 okay K

patience what do we want suly 18 okay K here we

here we

here we go

go

go 18 19

18 19

18 19 19 20 hey bu size to win H very good

19 20 hey bu size to win H very good

19 20 hey bu size to win H very good Bravo right it's your turn now okay hey

Bravo right it's your turn now okay hey

Bravo right it's your turn now okay hey attention is

throwing sry you thr I know B what we

throwing sry you thr I know B what we

throwing sry you thr I know B what we want a five there five

want a five there five

want a five there five [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] there hey you're getting better yes yeah

there hey you're getting better yes yeah

there hey you're getting better yes yeah you're starting to hit the board

good what you're supposed to throw it

good what you're supposed to throw it

good what you're supposed to throw it forwards not backwards where is it sh I

forwards not backwards where is it sh I

forwards not backwards where is it sh I I

see oh dear me it's a good thing you

see oh dear me it's a good thing you

see oh dear me it's a good thing you were wearing a t and rwise you would

were wearing a t and rwise you would

were wearing a t and rwise you would have gone straight through your head oh

have gone straight through your head oh

have gone straight through your head oh blimy you wouldn't have felt it you'll

blimy you wouldn't have felt it you'll

blimy you wouldn't have felt it you'll be feeling my fist in a moment sorry Rin

be feeling my fist in a moment sorry Rin

be feeling my fist in a moment sorry Rin I'm still thinking yeah six are slow

I'm still thinking yeah six are slow

I'm still thinking yeah six are slow thinkers shut your

thinkers shut your

thinkers shut your we must have time limit on come ah I'm

we must have time limit on come ah I'm

we must have time limit on come ah I'm getting a good

getting a good

getting a good one

one

one sugar

sugar

sugar no sugar is not spelled s h u g a

no sugar is not spelled s h u g a

no sugar is not spelled s h u g a r I'm you are mistaken you damn fool

r I'm you are mistaken you damn fool

r I'm you are mistaken you damn fool everybody knows sugar is spelled with

everybody knows sugar is spelled with

everybody knows sugar is spelled with two

two

two G's we

G's we

G's we win won game one he we not have time Mr

win won game one he we not have time Mr

win won game one he we not have time Mr Brown he be here pretty PR you flight a

Brown he be here pretty PR you flight a

Brown he be here pretty PR you flight a new

new

new R I beat you blind that F liy ho let's

R I beat you blind that F liy ho let's

R I beat you blind that F liy ho let's see you get double the top with your

see you get double the top with your

see you get double the top with your eyes closed easy

eyes closed easy

eyes closed easy easy closed a

easy closed a

easy closed a one a

two who do this me ah I was trying to

two who do this me ah I was trying to

two who do this me ah I was trying to get that in top Rook AR you get it in

get that in top Rook AR you get it in

get that in top Rook AR you get it in the

the

the bottom are you hurt Sid huh did it hurt

bottom are you hurt Sid huh did it hurt

bottom are you hurt Sid huh did it hurt you bend down and you'll find out what

you bend down and you'll find out what

you bend down and you'll find out what is going on in here not a thing d game I

is going on in here not a thing d game I

is going on in here not a thing d game I beg your pardon it was us telling her

beg your pardon it was us telling her

beg your pardon it was us telling her he's good at that playing well in future

he's good at that playing well in future

he's good at that playing well in future Sydney will you kindly remember that the

Sydney will you kindly remember that the

Sydney will you kindly remember that the students have more important things to

students have more important things to

students have more important things to do do you get my point yeah I got his

do do you get my point yeah I got his

do do you get my point yeah I got his point as

well good Heavens what's the matter his

well good Heavens what's the matter his

well good Heavens what's the matter his door is full of H maybe it's a wooden

door is full of H maybe it's a wooden

door is full of H maybe it's a wooden worm wood worm ah all right yes well

worm wood worm ah all right yes well

worm wood worm ah all right yes well I've just had a telephone call from Mr

I've just had a telephone call from Mr

I've just had a telephone call from Mr Brown he says he will be along later

Brown he says he will be along later

Brown he says he will be along later apparently he is tied up at his flat oh

apparently he is tied up at his flat oh

apparently he is tied up at his flat oh blimy should he not be going to untie

blimy should he not be going to untie

blimy should he not be going to untie him I was speaking

him I was speaking

him I was speaking metaphorically it is better you speak

English now Mr Brown may put up with

English now Mr Brown may put up with

English now Mr Brown may put up with your stupid remarks but I assure you you

your stupid remarks but I assure you you

your stupid remarks but I assure you you will find be a very different kettle of

will find be a very different kettle of

will find be a very different kettle of fish excuse me please what is mean

fish excuse me please what is mean

fish excuse me please what is mean kettle of fish you'll find

kettle of fish you'll find

kettle of fish you'll find out now until Mr Brown arrives I intend

out now until Mr Brown arrives I intend

out now until Mr Brown arrives I intend to find out what sort of progress you

to find out what sort of progress you

to find out what sort of progress you are making you how are you doing

are making you how are you doing

are making you how are you doing banut how are you doing very pleased

banut how are you doing very pleased

banut how are you doing very pleased thank you how are you

thank you how are you

thank you how are you doing sing about your English butut your

doing sing about your English butut your

doing sing about your English butut your English no no no

English no no no

English no no no Hungarian you're heless no no look

Hungarian you're heless no no look

Hungarian you're heless no no look hungar on sit down thank

hungar on sit down thank

hungar on sit down thank you you give me the present perfect of

you you give me the present perfect of

you you give me the present perfect of the verb to

the verb to

the verb to move you know it not well of course I

move you know it not well of course I

move you know it not well of course I know it oh good then you can we tell it

know it oh good then you can we tell it

know it oh good then you can we tell it is not my place to tell you anything how

is not my place to tell you anything how

is not my place to tell you anything how can we learn if you tell us

can we learn if you tell us

can we learn if you tell us not

not

not you what is a

comma what is a comma comma H coma coma

comma what is a comma comma H coma coma

comma what is a comma comma H coma coma is when you are

unconscious that is a coma a coma is a

unconscious that is a coma a coma is a

unconscious that is a coma a coma is a punctuation mark ah sorry I don't think

punctuation mark ah sorry I don't think

punctuation mark ah sorry I don't think Mr Brown is teaching you anything Master

Mr Brown is teaching you anything Master

Mr Brown is teaching you anything Master G's teach us very Lots English when I am

G's teach us very Lots English when I am

G's teach us very Lots English when I am arri not one bodies is understand me now

arri not one bodies is understand me now

arri not one bodies is understand me now now everybody's is understand everything

now everybody's is understand everything

now everybody's is understand everything I am speak I see well in that case if

I am speak I see well in that case if

I am speak I see well in that case if someone were to stop you in the street

someone were to stop you in the street

someone were to stop you in the street and ask you the time what would you

say that wouldn't help them oh yes in my

say that wouldn't help them oh yes in my

say that wouldn't help them oh yes in my street is all Indian

peoples

peoples

peoples you yeah yes please give me a collective

you yeah yes please give me a collective

you yeah yes please give me a collective noun for a collection of ants

aunties not ants ants insects what is a

aunties not ants ants insects what is a

aunties not ants ants insects what is a lot of ants a damn

nuisance have you never heard of swarm

nuisance have you never heard of swarm

nuisance have you never heard of swarm yes please England is called Pakistan

swarm oh sorry I'm late Miss Courtney

swarm oh sorry I'm late Miss Courtney

swarm oh sorry I'm late Miss Courtney where am I I have just been seeing how

where am I I have just been seeing how

where am I I have just been seeing how your students are getting on oh I think

your students are getting on oh I think

your students are getting on oh I think they're progressing yes but in which

they're progressing yes but in which

they're progressing yes but in which [Music]

[Music]

[Music] direction what have you been saying to

direction what have you been saying to

direction what have you been saying to upset Miss Coury o blimy we are saying

upset Miss Coury o blimy we are saying

upset Miss Coury o blimy we are saying nothing she's asking some questions and

nothing she's asking some questions and

nothing she's asking some questions and we are telling her some answers well

we are telling her some answers well

we are telling her some answers well that explains it are you going away

that explains it are you going away

that explains it are you going away ready for one night I'm having my flat

ready for one night I'm having my flat

ready for one night I'm having my flat painted that's why I can't sleep there

painted that's why I can't sleep there

painted that's why I can't sleep there you are having your bed painted also

you are having your bed painted also

you are having your bed painted also no just I I can't stand the smell of

no just I I can't stand the smell of

no just I I can't stand the smell of fresh gloss paint where will you be

fresh gloss paint where will you be

fresh gloss paint where will you be sleeping tonight well I'll probably stay

sleeping tonight well I'll probably stay

sleeping tonight well I'll probably stay at the YMCA hey much better than the Y

WCA i' suppose any of you have a spare

WCA i' suppose any of you have a spare

WCA i' suppose any of you have a spare room do you it would give me much

room do you it would give me much

room do you it would give me much pleasure for you to share my humble

pleasure for you to share my humble

pleasure for you to share my humble house but unfortunately my cousin and

house but unfortunately my cousin and

house but unfortunately my cousin and his family and also his cousin and his

his family and also his cousin and his

his family and also his cousin and his family is staying with me you got two

family is staying with me you got two

family is staying with me you got two families both living in one house two

families both living in one house two

families both living in one house two families both living in one

families both living in one

families both living in one room you are very welcome to come and

room you are very welcome to come and

room you are very welcome to come and stay with me have you got a spare room

stay with me have you got a spare room

stay with me have you got a spare room no but I have a very big

no but I have a very big

no but I have a very big bed yes well thank you for the offer but

bed yes well thank you for the offer but

bed yes well thank you for the offer but I think it better be the

I think it better be the

I think it better be the YMC you can with me stay yeah don't tell

YMC you can with me stay yeah don't tell

YMC you can with me stay yeah don't tell me you've got a very big bed also no I

me you've got a very big bed also no I

me you've got a very big bed also no I have small bed better

have small bed better

have small bed better mat okay you stay with hus who's hus um

mat okay you stay with hus who's hus um

mat okay you stay with hus who's hus um us

us

us me and Gian sure we got a room I didn't

me and Gian sure we got a room I didn't

me and Gian sure we got a room I didn't know you Shar a flat yeah I had to leave

know you Shar a flat yeah I had to leave

know you Shar a flat yeah I had to leave my other place I had a big fight with a

my other place I had a big fight with a

my other place I had a big fight with a neighbor because of the noise what noise

neighbor because of the noise what noise

neighbor because of the noise what noise every night after midnight guitar

every night after midnight guitar

every night after midnight guitar practice for 1 hour oh surely you could

practice for 1 hour oh surely you could

practice for 1 hour oh surely you could ask them to stop no why not it's me who

ask them to stop no why not it's me who

ask them to stop no why not it's me who practice the

guitar don't still practice the guitar

guitar don't still practice the guitar

guitar don't still practice the guitar do you no finish guitar oh thank

do you no finish guitar oh thank

do you no finish guitar oh thank goodness for that now I practice the

goodness for that now I practice the

goodness for that now I practice the drums what I make that joke I not

drums what I make that joke I not

drums what I make that joke I not practice anything hey what you say you

practice anything hey what you say you

practice anything hey what you say you can stay with us well I am okay okay you

can stay with us well I am okay okay you

can stay with us well I am okay okay you stay hey why don't we have a party

stay hey why don't we have a party

stay hey why don't we have a party that's a good idea everybody

that's a good idea everybody

that's a good idea everybody comes I bring a bottle yeah makeing sure

comes I bring a bottle yeah makeing sure

comes I bring a bottle yeah makeing sure it's not

it's not

it's not empty bottle bra yeah we get us some

empty bottle bra yeah we get us some

empty bottle bra yeah we get us some pizza chicken curry flight light CH

ands

sausage

I make you we give you a night you never

I make you we give you a night you never

I make you we give you a night you never forget yes that's what I'm afraid

of come in Professor oh thank you this

of come in Professor oh thank you this

of come in Professor oh thank you this is the hall this is the kitchen this is

is the hall this is the kitchen this is

is the hall this is the kitchen this is my bedroom that's my bedroom this is the

my bedroom that's my bedroom this is the

my bedroom that's my bedroom this is the living room and this and that's my

living room and this and that's my

living room and this and that's my bedroom no that's the bathroom oh but

bedroom no that's the bathroom oh but

bedroom no that's the bathroom oh but where am I sleeping well you sleep here

where am I sleeping well you sleep here

where am I sleeping well you sleep here on the sofa sure it's a very comfortable

on the sofa sure it's a very comfortable

on the sofa sure it's a very comfortable [Music]

don't what was

don't what was

don't what was that what was what awful noise it's only

that what was what awful noise it's only

that what was what awful noise it's only a train only a TR this is worse than the

a train only a TR this is worse than the

a train only a TR this is worse than the waiting room at waterl station don't

waiting room at waterl station don't

waiting room at waterl station don't worry you get used to it D he ran every

worry you get used to it D he ran every

worry you get used to it D he ran every 10 minutes after

10 minutes after

10 minutes after R I'll never be able to sleep through

R I'll never be able to sleep through

R I'll never be able to sleep through all that noise we give you some cotton

all that noise we give you some cotton

all that noise we give you some cotton wool to put in your ears well I need it

wool to put in your ears well I need it

wool to put in your ears well I need it hey look we both go better get the

hey look we both go better get the

hey look we both go better get the drinks you want to come with us

drinks you want to come with us

drinks you want to come with us Professor well actually I'd like a bath

Professor well actually I'd like a bath

Professor well actually I'd like a bath if that's all right with you okay K

if that's all right with you okay K

if that's all right with you okay K we'll be back in 10

minutes I left them here on the table

minutes I left them here on the table

minutes I left them here on the table here where Professor well he said he was

here where Professor well he said he was

here where Professor well he said he was going to have a bath okay come on all

going to have a bath okay come on all

going to have a bath okay come on all right just a

right just a

right just a moment

hello Max youan anybody

there

de Sergeant here's Madam a

de Sergeant here's Madam a

de Sergeant here's Madam a burglar now don't panic stay where you

burglar now don't panic stay where you

burglar now don't panic stay where you are and I'll send a police car around

are and I'll send a police car around

are and I'll send a police car around right

right

right [Music]

away he's trying to pick next door's

away he's trying to pick next door's

away he's trying to pick next door's lock don't worry I'll sort him out oh I

lock don't worry I'll sort him out oh I

lock don't worry I'll sort him out oh I do hope this sort of thing doesn't

do hope this sort of thing doesn't

do hope this sort of thing doesn't happen often I only moved in yesterday

happen often I only moved in yesterday

happen often I only moved in yesterday stand back I'm going out there George

stand back I'm going out there George

stand back I'm going out there George you stay with Miss

Partridge all right come

Partridge all right come

Partridge all right come quietly oh look you're making a mistake

quietly oh look you're making a mistake

quietly oh look you're making a mistake you live here uh no but I'm staying here

you live here uh no but I'm staying here

you live here uh no but I'm staying here with friends what's the address uh I

with friends what's the address uh I

with friends what's the address uh I don't know I've never been here before

don't know I've never been here before

don't know I've never been here before you see I see look there's a perfectly

you see I see look there's a perfectly

you see I see look there's a perfectly simple explanation well why don't you

simple explanation well why don't you

simple explanation well why don't you come down to the station and S it to the

come down to the station and S it to the

come down to the station and S it to the perfectly simple

sergeant

sergeant

sergeant [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] hey professor is not out here he he's

hey professor is not out here he he's

hey professor is not out here he he's not in the bathroom well he's not out

not in the bathroom well he's not out

not in the bathroom well he's not out there either maybe he decide to sleep at

there either maybe he decide to sleep at

there either maybe he decide to sleep at YMCA after all n his back is still there

YMCA after all n his back is still there

YMCA after all n his back is still there he said he was going to have a bath oh

he said he was going to have a bath oh

he said he was going to have a bath oh blim Me Maybe he has gone down the plug

blim Me Maybe he has gone down the plug

blim Me Maybe he has gone down the plug hole Japanese philosopher

hole Japanese philosopher

hole Japanese philosopher sale

sale

sale who personal is not

who personal is not

who personal is not here he must be somewhere

here he must be somewhere

here he must be somewhere else we ni us somewhere else but

else we ni us somewhere else but

else we ni us somewhere else but somewhere where when

not hey what's the matter it's Mr Brown

not hey what's the matter it's Mr Brown

not hey what's the matter it's Mr Brown what about Mr Brown he's gone gone 10

what about Mr Brown he's gone gone 10

what about Mr Brown he's gone gone 10 minutes ago he was here now he's a

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vanish right what's your name Jeremy

vanish right what's your name Jeremy

vanish right what's your name Jeremy brown brown yes oh well I suppose it

brown brown yes oh well I suppose it

brown brown yes oh well I suppose it makes a change from a Smitha Jones now

makes a change from a Smitha Jones now

makes a change from a Smitha Jones now according to PC Barnes you were caught

according to PC Barnes you were caught

according to PC Barnes you were caught breaking an intering I was not breaking

breaking an intering I was not breaking

breaking an intering I was not breaking and entering were you picking the lock

and entering were you picking the lock

and entering were you picking the lock yes but do you live there no but uh

yes but do you live there no but uh

yes but do you live there no but uh charge breaking and entering now look

charge breaking and entering now look

charge breaking and entering now look you're making a terrible mistake that's

you're making a terrible mistake that's

you're making a terrible mistake that's what crippin

said I demand to see my lawyer Sid

said I demand to see my lawyer Sid

said I demand to see my lawyer Sid they've not nabbed you tonight as well

they've not nabbed you tonight as well

they've not nabbed you tonight as well is he one of your accomplice eh no I

is he one of your accomplice eh no I

is he one of your accomplice eh no I know him he he can vouch for me State he

know him he he can vouch for me State he

know him he he can vouch for me State he in he couldn't even vouch for his own

in he couldn't even vouch for his own

in he couldn't even vouch for his own mother what's he done bares drunk and

mother what's he done bares drunk and

mother what's he done bares drunk and disorderly pardon drunk and disorderly

disorderly pardon drunk and disorderly

disorderly pardon drunk and disorderly so am

so am

so am I Sergeant he is the caretaker at the

I Sergeant he is the caretaker at the

I Sergeant he is the caretaker at the school where I teach he will tell you

school where I teach he will tell you

school where I teach he will tell you who I am you do you know this man he's a

who I am you do you know this man he's a

who I am you do you know this man he's a coper see it's me look tell the sergeant

coper see it's me look tell the sergeant

coper see it's me look tell the sergeant who I am Charlie

who I am Charlie

who I am Charlie fbar what never tell your real names

fbar what never tell your real names

fbar what never tell your real names John oh take him away bring him back

John oh take him away bring him back

John oh take him away bring him back when he's

when he's

when he's sober yes

sober yes

sober yes [Music]

we now they Mr Brown or F bars or

we now they Mr Brown or F bars or

we now they Mr Brown or F bars or whatever you call

whatever you call

whatever you call yourself

yourself

yourself profess Max Giovani thank goodness

profess Max Giovani thank goodness

profess Max Giovani thank goodness you're here look tell this tell this

you're here look tell this tell this

you're here look tell this tell this Sergeant who I am he's Mr Jeremy Brown

Sergeant who I am he's Mr Jeremy Brown

Sergeant who I am he's Mr Jeremy Brown yeah he teach us to speak a the English

yeah he teach us to speak a the English

yeah he teach us to speak a the English do you live at six winthop Road sure we

do you live at six winthop Road sure we

do you live at six winthop Road sure we do what happened where you been well I

do what happened where you been well I

do what happened where you been well I got locked out on your balcony and your

got locked out on your balcony and your

got locked out on your balcony and your public spirited neighbor thought I was a

public spirited neighbor thought I was a

public spirited neighbor thought I was a burglar and called the police so you

burglar and called the police so you

burglar and called the police so you were telling the truth huh yes I have a

were telling the truth huh yes I have a

were telling the truth huh yes I have a good mind to sue you for false arrest if

good mind to sue you for false arrest if

good mind to sue you for false arrest if you do there'll be a charge of assault

you do there'll be a charge of assault

you do there'll be a charge of assault and battery I haven't assaulted anyone

and battery I haven't assaulted anyone

and battery I haven't assaulted anyone no but I should go now before I

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[Music]

[Music] do

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everybody we find Mr

everybody we find Mr

everybody we find Mr Brown now we all have the

Brown now we all have the

Brown now we all have the party Hey where's all the food we saved

party Hey where's all the food we saved

party Hey where's all the food we saved you a piece of Kish oh good blame me I

you a piece of Kish oh good blame me I

you a piece of Kish oh good blame me I was hungry so I'm eating

was hungry so I'm eating

was hungry so I'm eating it bigger deal well actually I could do

it bigger deal well actually I could do

it bigger deal well actually I could do with the drink no drink what not a

with the drink no drink what not a

with the drink no drink what not a drop see one drop don't worry Professor

drop see one drop don't worry Professor

drop see one drop don't worry Professor I'll fix everything for us Max Pub okay

I'll fix everything for us Max Pub okay

I'll fix everything for us Max Pub okay I go and get some beer then we all have

I go and get some beer then we all have

I go and get some beer then we all have the party n not

the party n not

the party n not our I make a DAT with Danielle we all

our I make a DAT with Danielle we all

our I make a DAT with Danielle we all going to have a

dance we must also be go yes H Master G

dance we must also be go yes H Master G

dance we must also be go yes H Master G Ali is let me watch his television yes

Ali is let me watch his television yes

Ali is let me watch his television yes we are not wanting to miss starers and

crutch and H J good see you school time

crutch and H J good see you school time

crutch and H J good see you school time yeah good evening everybody's a thousand

yeah good evening everybody's a thousand

yeah good evening everybody's a thousand apologies why what have you done nothing

apologies why what have you done nothing

apologies why what have you done nothing is what I'm going to be

is what I'm going to be

is what I'm going to be doing what are you going to be doing

doing what are you going to be doing

doing what are you going to be doing taking ing for a l show we going see

taking ing for a l show we going see

taking ing for a l show we going see Swedish film it is being all about a

Swedish film it is being all about a

Swedish film it is being all about a Swedish

Swedish

Swedish PA I think you mean o PA that is correct

PA I think you mean o PA that is correct

PA I think you mean o PA that is correct you'll be excusing us please yeah

you'll be excusing us please yeah

you'll be excusing us please yeah certainly have a good

time I don't tell me you two are going

time I don't tell me you two are going

time I don't tell me you two are going to the pictures

to the pictures

to the pictures too no not

too no not

too no not so suly and me go to

bed where you come not together I go

bed where you come not together I go

bed where you come not together I go home to Le r book uh I I go sleep po

yeah

yeah

yeah say too much sck too much sck hope you

say too much sck too much sck hope you

say too much sck too much sck hope you have present

have present

have present night ciao well it's going to be a

night ciao well it's going to be a

night ciao well it's going to be a swinging party not to worry now we got

swinging party not to worry now we got

swinging party not to worry now we got plenty beer for five you have even more

plenty beer for five you have even more

plenty beer for five you have even more for three oh not you twoo Anna yeah us

for three oh not you twoo Anna yeah us

for three oh not you twoo Anna yeah us to I help Zan mid homor come again good

to I help Zan mid homor come again good

to I help Zan mid homor come again good morning good night I

hope and then there were three okay

hope and then there were three okay

hope and then there were three okay everybody's

everybody's

everybody's here hey where is everybody they've all

here hey where is everybody they've all

here hey where is everybody they've all pushed off some nice friends we got hey

pushed off some nice friends we got hey

pushed off some nice friends we got hey look why don't we go down to the Disco

look why don't we go down to the Disco

look why don't we go down to the Disco hey that's a good idea and we pick up a

hey that's a good idea and we pick up a

hey that's a good idea and we pick up a couple of birds oh I don't want to pick

couple of birds oh I don't want to pick

couple of birds oh I don't want to pick up a couple of birds Professor is right

up a couple of birds Professor is right

up a couple of birds Professor is right we don't want to pick up a couple of

we don't want to pick up a couple of

we don't want to pick up a couple of birds we pick up three birds one each

birds we pick up three birds one each

birds we pick up three birds one each now you two go on why you not want to

now you two go on why you not want to

now you two go on why you not want to come with us well I feel tired and

come with us well I feel tired and

come with us well I feel tired and wounded I think I'll just uh turn in for

wounded I think I'll just uh turn in for

wounded I think I'll just uh turn in for the night you sure now yeah no but don't

the night you sure now yeah no but don't

the night you sure now yeah no but don't startop you two going okay cocki I'll

startop you two going okay cocki I'll

startop you two going okay cocki I'll just get ready for bed now you'll find

just get ready for bed now you'll find

just get ready for bed now you'll find some blankets in the hering cupboard

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] and any cotton wool in the bathroom

and any cotton wool in the bathroom

and any cotton wool in the bathroom thank you see you

thank you see you

thank you see you tomorrow

tomorrow

tomorrow hey why is he Shing I don't

hey why is he Shing I don't

hey why is he Shing I don't know you want to be here before we go

know you want to be here before we go

know you want to be here before we go sure there you

are hey it's a stuffy in here

a that's a

better nice party

better nice party

better nice party fantastic you know Max I really f Dad

fantastic you know Max I really f Dad

fantastic you know Max I really f Dad ingred yeah you fancy anyone that's not

ingred yeah you fancy anyone that's not

ingred yeah you fancy anyone that's not true is

true is

true is it don't fancy

it don't fancy

it don't fancy [Laughter]

you

hey our lights just gone out Mr Brown

hey our lights just gone out Mr Brown

hey our lights just gone out Mr Brown must be wanting to

must be wanting to

must be wanting to sleep we better go to the Disco

okay it's locked hey

professor the house was very quiet

professor the house was very quiet

professor the house was very quiet nothing could be heard yet the old lady

nothing could be heard yet the old lady

nothing could be heard yet the old lady could almost feel a sense even she

could almost feel a sense even she

could almost feel a sense even she listened the silence was

listened the silence was

listened the silence was oppressive suddenly there was a knock at

oppressive suddenly there was a knock at

oppressive suddenly there was a knock at the

window de Sergeant oh it's not you again

window de Sergeant oh it's not you again

window de Sergeant oh it's not you again madam are you sure it's not the same

madam are you sure it's not the same

madam are you sure it's not the same fellow there are two

fellow there are two

fellow there are two fellows look I I suggest you just sit

fellows look I I suggest you just sit

fellows look I I suggest you just sit there and wait go around and see your

there and wait go around and see your

there and wait go around and see your neighbor and wait till the Constable

neighbor and wait till the Constable

neighbor and wait till the Constable arrives hey

arrives hey

arrives hey [Music]

no come

no come

no come in oh please excuse me the front door

in oh please excuse me the front door

in oh please excuse me the front door was open I did knock oh sorry I was

was open I did knock oh sorry I was

was open I did knock oh sorry I was asleep there's burglar on my balcony you

asleep there's burglar on my balcony you

asleep there's burglar on my balcony you sure yes I saw them evil looking they

sure yes I saw them evil looking they

sure yes I saw them evil looking they were they'll be ripening my drawers now

the French window wasn't locked oh I see

the French window wasn't locked oh I see

the French window wasn't locked oh I see all right well uh leave it with me I'll

all right well uh leave it with me I'll

all right well uh leave it with me I'll go and see what they're up to oh do be

go and see what they're up to oh do be

go and see what they're up to oh do be careful

careful

careful yes what are we going to do breaket the

yes what are we going to do breaket the

yes what are we going to do breaket the window Max de what are you doing here

window Max de what are you doing here

window Max de what are you doing here well you locked us out yeah we knocked

well you locked us out yeah we knocked

well you locked us out yeah we knocked on the window next door and the woman

on the window next door and the woman

on the window next door and the woman screamed and ran away oh she thought you

screamed and ran away oh she thought you

screamed and ran away oh she thought you were a burglar you better get inside

were a burglar you better get inside

were a burglar you better get inside just a moment I go and get the beer no

just a moment I go and get the beer no

just a moment I go and get the beer no no no I'll get it you stay

here all

right now are you sure you don't mind me

right now are you sure you don't mind me

right now are you sure you don't mind me staying here for the night not at all

staying here for the night not at all

staying here for the night not at all sir I think it'll be safer for both of

sir I think it'll be safer for both of

sir I think it'll be safer for both of us eh all right at least I'll get some

us eh all right at least I'll get some

us eh all right at least I'll get some sleep good night sir good

night who's that oh it's you Mr Brown

night who's that oh it's you Mr Brown

night who's that oh it's you Mr Brown let's have a sing song sugar in the

let's have a sing song sugar in the

let's have a sing song sugar in the morning sugar

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in

in [Music]

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do do

do do [Music]

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[Music] do do do

do do do

do do do [Music]

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[Music] do oh

if you wish to argue at least argue in

if you wish to argue at least argue in

if you wish to argue at least argue in English

a making

a making

a making people slaveries you are typical stupid

people slaveries you are typical stupid

people slaveries you are typical stupid cetes you and other Imperial glasses

cetes you and other Imperial glasses

cetes you and other Imperial glasses will be overthrown when leuan comes

will be overthrown when leuan comes

will be overthrown when leuan comes so another another

so another another

so another another one time you both learned to live

one time you both learned to live

one time you both learned to live together in peaceful coexistence China

together in peaceful coexistence China

together in peaceful coexistence China always prepared to live peacefully well

always prepared to live peacefully well

always prepared to live peacefully well let's make a start in the classroom

let's make a start in the classroom

let's make a start in the classroom shall we in Future No More ideological

shall we in Future No More ideological

shall we in Future No More ideological arguments now are you willing to make a

arguments now are you willing to make a

arguments now are you willing to make a truce Taro

truce Taro

truce Taro yes I

apologize hey what's happening butaro

apologize hey what's happening butaro

apologize hey what's happening butaro and suie have decided to live together

and suie have decided to live together

and suie have decided to live together in harmony is that like living in sin

in harmony is that like living in sin

in harmony is that like living in sin no Daniel we are making truso truso

no Daniel we are making truso truso

no Daniel we are making truso truso you're getting married when is a happy

you're getting married when is a happy

you're getting married when is a happy day not crusel

day not crusel

day not crusel cror yeah what Terra means is that he

cror yeah what Terra means is that he

cror yeah what Terra means is that he and suie have decided to have no more

and suie have decided to have no more

and suie have decided to have no more political arguments that in har yes tell

political arguments that in har yes tell

political arguments that in har yes tell me Daniel did you do anything exciting

me Daniel did you do anything exciting

me Daniel did you do anything exciting over the weekend no did you no what a

over the weekend no did you no what a

over the weekend no did you no what a pity you were alone not being excited I

pity you were alone not being excited I

pity you were alone not being excited I was alone not being

was alone not being

was alone not being excited together we could have both been

excited together we could have both been

excited together we could have both been very

very

very excited yes I'm sure we could

now good evening Mr Brown oh Al what

now good evening Mr Brown oh Al what

now good evening Mr Brown oh Al what have you been doing with yourself over

have you been doing with yourself over

have you been doing with yourself over the weekend Oh blimy Saturday I'm going

the weekend Oh blimy Saturday I'm going

the weekend Oh blimy Saturday I'm going to the Palace of Buckingham to see her

to the Palace of Buckingham to see her

to the Palace of Buckingham to see her majesty the queen but she was not in

majesty the queen but she was not in

majesty the queen but she was not in then I'm going to grounding Street to

then I'm going to grounding Street to

then I'm going to grounding Street to see the Prime Minister Mr coloras

hello yes please he was also no in then

hello yes please he was also no in then

hello yes please he was also no in then I'm going to see the Nelson's Bo well I

I'm going to see the Nelson's Bo well I

I'm going to see the Nelson's Bo well I hope he was in oh no I did not see him

hope he was in oh no I did not see him

hope he was in oh no I did not see him either oh

God not ah ju yeah I've got a bone to

God not ah ju yeah I've got a bone to

God not ah ju yeah I've got a bone to pick with you chicken

pick with you chicken

pick with you chicken bone no a bone of contention ah I never

bone no a bone of contention ah I never

bone no a bone of contention ah I never had that

had that

had that before last week I asked you to write

before last week I asked you to write

before last week I asked you to write out a verb is a word that denotes an

out a verb is a word that denotes an

out a verb is a word that denotes an action or state 20 times ah right it om

action or state 20 times ah right it om

action or state 20 times ah right it om look here it

look here it

look here it is a verb is a word that denote an

is a verb is a word that denote an

is a verb is a word that denote an action or state 20 times yeah 20 times

action or state 20 times yeah 20 times

action or state 20 times yeah 20 times right I sometimes wonder if you're quite

right I sometimes wonder if you're quite

right I sometimes wonder if you're quite as stupid as you

as stupid as you

as stupid as you look never

mind good n good night noan good evening

mind good n good night noan good evening

mind good n good night noan good evening good

good

good evening she teach me plenty

much did you have a nice weekend Anna

much did you have a nice weekend Anna

much did you have a nice weekend Anna yeah I enjoyed myself with the

yeah I enjoyed myself with the

yeah I enjoyed myself with the fairies fairies what at the bottom of

fairies fairies what at the bottom of

fairies fairies what at the bottom of your garden nine on the river TS oh

your garden nine on the river TS oh

your garden nine on the river TS oh fairies yeah

fairies yeah

fairies yeah fairies yeah good even good evening

fairies yeah good even good evening

fairies yeah good even good evening Master G been shopping have you we are

Master G been shopping have you we are

Master G been shopping have you we are being on the funny fair and I'm winning

being on the funny fair and I'm winning

being on the funny fair and I'm winning these gifts on the shooting rifles for

these gifts on the shooting rifles for

these gifts on the shooting rifles for only 20p well you must have been hitting

only 20p well you must have been hitting

only 20p well you must have been hitting the Bull's Eye oh no I hit the or

the Bull's Eye oh no I hit the or

the Bull's Eye oh no I hit the or man and he's giving us the prices to go

man and he's giving us the prices to go

man and he's giving us the prices to go away and we are we have ice cream and D

away and we are we have ice cream and D

away and we are we have ice cream and D nuts and lemonade and hotty dog juice

nuts and lemonade and hotty dog juice

nuts and lemonade and hotty dog juice then we went up and down on the moon

then we went up and down on the moon

then we went up and down on the moon rocket it's a wonder you both weren't

rocket it's a wonder you both weren't

rocket it's a wonder you both weren't violently sick we were twice

violently sick we were twice

violently sick we were twice each right by I'm marking the register

each right by I'm marking the register

each right by I'm marking the register of Miss Courtney would you all turn to

of Miss Courtney would you all turn to

of Miss Courtney would you all turn to page 27 please yes sentence construction

page 27 please yes sentence construction

page 27 please yes sentence construction again

enter I brought your tea thank

enter I brought your tea thank

enter I brought your tea thank you are you all

you are you all

you are you all right would you like two tickets for the

right would you like two tickets for the

right would you like two tickets for the ladyes circle supper dance oh I wouldn't

ladyes circle supper dance oh I wouldn't

ladyes circle supper dance oh I wouldn't mind I like dancing 5S each oh no I'm

mind I like dancing 5S each oh no I'm

mind I like dancing 5S each oh no I'm sorry as a Committee Member I'm supposed

sorry as a Committee Member I'm supposed

sorry as a Committee Member I'm supposed to sell six tickets oh well I'm sure

to sell six tickets oh well I'm sure

to sell six tickets oh well I'm sure you'll get rid of them not at that

you'll get rid of them not at that

you'll get rid of them not at that price it's far too expensive for a

price it's far too expensive for a

price it's far too expensive for a supper dance well I suppose they put on

supper dance well I suppose they put on

supper dance well I suppose they put on a good spread oh yes last year I managed

a good spread oh yes last year I managed

a good spread oh yes last year I managed to get two sausage

to get two sausage

to get two sausage rolls who else do you know fool enough

rolls who else do you know fool enough

rolls who else do you know fool enough to buy sausage rolls at £250 a

to buy sausage rolls at £250 a

to buy sausage rolls at £250 a time oh Mr Brown come in we were just

time oh Mr Brown come in we were just

time oh Mr Brown come in we were just talking about

talking about

talking about you I be all thank you glis yes all

you I be all thank you glis yes all

you I be all thank you glis yes all right Miss Courtney

right Miss Courtney

right Miss Courtney good

good

good luck what did you mean good luck nothing

luck what did you mean good luck nothing

luck what did you mean good luck nothing at all now Mr Brown oh do sit down oh

at all now Mr Brown oh do sit down oh

at all now Mr Brown oh do sit down oh I've just bought the register actually

I've just bought the register actually

I've just bought the register actually well thank you very much but there's no

well thank you very much but there's no

well thank you very much but there's no need to rush away sit down yeah but my

need to rush away sit down yeah but my

need to rush away sit down yeah but my students will be Wai I'm sure they won't

students will be Wai I'm sure they won't

students will be Wai I'm sure they won't miss you for a few moments would you

miss you for a few moments would you

miss you for a few moments would you care to join me in a cup of tea yes

care to join me in a cup of tea yes

care to join me in a cup of tea yes thank you now C and I were just talking

thank you now C and I were just talking

thank you now C and I were just talking about you we were saying how lonely your

about you we were saying how lonely your

about you we were saying how lonely your life must be not all you live alone

life must be not all you live alone

life must be not all you live alone there's nothing to do in the evening I

there's nothing to do in the evening I

there's nothing to do in the evening I mean for example what are you doing

mean for example what are you doing

mean for example what are you doing tomorrow night after class well nothing

tomorrow night after class well nothing

tomorrow night after class well nothing in particular good would you care to go

in particular good would you care to go

in particular good would you care to go to a dance oh yeah with you I afraid not

to a dance oh yeah with you I afraid not

to a dance oh yeah with you I afraid not Mr Brown but don't be disappointed I

Mr Brown but don't be disappointed I

Mr Brown but don't be disappointed I shall be there but I already have my own

shall be there but I already have my own

shall be there but I already have my own escort no the um ladyes Circle are

escort no the um ladyes Circle are

escort no the um ladyes Circle are holding their annual supper dance I

holding their annual supper dance I

holding their annual supper dance I happened to have two spare tickets and

happened to have two spare tickets and

happened to have two spare tickets and of course I immediately thought of you

of course I immediately thought of you

of course I immediately thought of you you do dance well little but I know Jean

you do dance well little but I know Jean

you do dance well little but I know Jean Kelly oh well that's spendid there we

Kelly oh well that's spendid there we

Kelly oh well that's spendid there we are then that's settled oh thank you

are then that's settled oh thank you

are then that's settled oh thank you that's very good of you to consider oh

that's very good of you to consider oh

that's very good of you to consider oh not at all Dear Boy you can give me the

not at all Dear Boy you can give me the

not at all Dear Boy you can give me the money later yes all right

money later yes all right

money later yes all right money for the tickets £5 each

money for the tickets £5 each

money for the tickets £5 each F you didn't say tomorrow night did you

F you didn't say tomorrow night did you

F you didn't say tomorrow night did you yes oh dear what a

yes oh dear what a

yes oh dear what a Pity what is Mr BR well I have to go to

Pity what is Mr BR well I have to go to

Pity what is Mr BR well I have to go to the laund r time down to my uh last

the laund r time down to my uh last

the laund r time down to my uh last clean shirt how unfortunate yes any

clean shirt how unfortunate yes any

clean shirt how unfortunate yes any other night but tomorrow would have been

other night but tomorrow would have been

other night but tomorrow would have been fun well of course if you do have to go

fun well of course if you do have to go

fun well of course if you do have to go to the lawn oh yes I do I do well then

to the lawn oh yes I do I do well then

to the lawn oh yes I do I do well then we had better forget about it after all

we had better forget about it after all

we had better forget about it after all I'm not the sort of person to put

I'm not the sort of person to put

I'm not the sort of person to put pressure on anyone oh no I'm sure you're

pressure on anyone oh no I'm sure you're

pressure on anyone oh no I'm sure you're not no point in forcing anyone to do

not no point in forcing anyone to do

not no point in forcing anyone to do anything they don't want to do very true

anything they don't want to do very true

anything they don't want to do very true oh by the way I should be having lunch

oh by the way I should be having lunch

oh by the way I should be having lunch next week with the area education

next week with the area education

next week with the area education officer I expect he want to know how

officer I expect he want to know how

officer I expect he want to know how you're getting on really the right word

you're getting on really the right word

you're getting on really the right word in his ear could lead to a fulltime job

in his ear could lead to a fulltime job

in his ear could lead to a fulltime job oh that would be marvelous

oh that would be marvelous

oh that would be marvelous yes pity about the

tickets10 you said you changed your

tickets10 you said you changed your

tickets10 you said you changed your mind how

nice

sorry right now pay attention tonight we

sorry right now pay attention tonight we

sorry right now pay attention tonight we are going to play a little game

are going to play a little game

are going to play a little game pontoons no not a card game Max yeah I

pontoons no not a card game Max yeah I

pontoons no not a card game Max yeah I know a good game postman's

knockers we're not playing those sort of

knockers we're not playing those sort of

knockers we're not playing those sort of games either Giovani now this is a

games either Giovani now this is a

games either Giovani now this is a verbal exercise to help you to improve

verbal exercise to help you to improve

verbal exercise to help you to improve your English and test your imagination

your English and test your imagination

your English and test your imagination glimy RIT is not having a

chance what we're going to do is to try

chance what we're going to do is to try

chance what we're going to do is to try to tell a Continuing Story that is to

to tell a Continuing Story that is to

to tell a Continuing Story that is to say we could for example start with once

say we could for example start with once

say we could for example start with once upon a time there was a man called

upon a time there was a man called

upon a time there was a man called Arthur and he was a bus driver and then

Arthur and he was a bus driver and then

Arthur and he was a bus driver and then the next person would add something more

the next person would add something more

the next person would add something more about Arthur and the things he did and

about Arthur and the things he did and

about Arthur and the things he did and so on you'll soon pick it up once we get

so on you'll soon pick it up once we get

so on you'll soon pick it up once we get started we'll start with you one I not

started we'll start with you one I not

started we'll start with you one I not know this man

A Arthur is

A Arthur is

A Arthur is fictitious but you say he's AAS

fictitious but you say he's AAS

fictitious but you say he's AAS driver make believe I made him up ah

driver make believe I made him up ah

driver make believe I made him up ah imaginario yeah I want you to make up a

imaginario yeah I want you to make up a

imaginario yeah I want you to make up a story using your imagination I

story using your imagination I

story using your imagination I understand H once upon a times there was

understand H once upon a times there was

understand H once upon a times there was a man called nickel

ass that's not quite right no no once

ass that's not quite right no no once

ass that's not quite right no no once upon a time there was a woman called

Nicholas it's pronounced Nicholas all

Nicholas it's pronounced Nicholas all

Nicholas it's pronounced Nicholas all right once upon a time there was a man

right once upon a time there was a man

right once upon a time there was a man called

called

called nias he was a poster

nias he was a poster

nias he was a poster man Postman no no no poster man one a

man Postman no no no poster man one a

man Postman no no no poster man one a man who delivers letters is called a

man who delivers letters is called a

man who delivers letters is called a postman a man who stick poster poster

H Bill sticker no no his name

H Bill sticker no no his name

H Bill sticker no no his name [Laughter]

n all it's your turn ingred tell us more

n all it's your turn ingred tell us more

n all it's your turn ingred tell us more about this uh Nicholas who is sticking

about this uh Nicholas who is sticking

about this uh Nicholas who is sticking up

up

up posters one man he up his ladder when he

posters one man he up his ladder when he

posters one man he up his ladder when he sees a widow what is a widow do up his

sees a widow what is a widow do up his

sees a widow what is a widow do up his ladder video is in the opposite house

ladder video is in the opposite house

ladder video is in the opposite house there are four wids two upstairs wids

there are four wids two upstairs wids

there are four wids two upstairs wids one downstairs video and the French

one downstairs video and the French

one downstairs video and the French window you mean Windows oh sorry the man

window you mean Windows oh sorry the man

window you mean Windows oh sorry the man is house robbing good good good right

is house robbing good good good right

is house robbing good good good right your turn alter please yes continue the

your turn alter please yes continue the

your turn alter please yes continue the story but we are making up a story

story but we are making up a story

story but we are making up a story understand story story ah I know very

understand story story ah I know very

understand story story ah I know very good story about Aladin and his

good story about Aladin and his

good story about Aladin and his wonderful

wonderful

wonderful limp

limp

limp this is another story about Nicholas ah

this is another story about Nicholas ah

this is another story about Nicholas ah Merry

Christmas s Nicholas comes every year ah

Christmas s Nicholas comes every year ah

Christmas s Nicholas comes every year ah yes this is another Nicholas not St

yes this is another Nicholas not St

yes this is another Nicholas not St Nicholas and he is on a ladder ladder

Nicholas and he is on a ladder ladder

Nicholas and he is on a ladder ladder yes yes when he sees through a window a

yes yes when he sees through a window a

yes yes when he sees through a window a burglar a robber now use your

burglar a robber now use your

burglar a robber now use your imagination and tell us about what

imagination and tell us about what

imagination and tell us about what happens

next he sends for

next he sends for

next he sends for ambulance why would he send for an

ambulance why would he send for an

ambulance why would he send for an ambulance he falls off leather good

ambulance he falls off leather good

ambulance he falls off leather good imagination no

imagination no

imagination no yes thank you right let's see what you

yes thank you right let's see what you

yes thank you right let's see what you can do with the story Anna the burglar

can do with the story Anna the burglar

can do with the story Anna the burglar he the ambulance but thinks it is the

he the ambulance but thinks it is the

he the ambulance but thinks it is the police so he climbs back out of the

police so he climbs back out of the

police so he climbs back out of the window up the fire escape onto the roofs

window up the fire escape onto the roofs

window up the fire escape onto the roofs very good Max carry

very good Max carry

very good Max carry on there is no way out he can't go

upo the only way heang go is hross

upo the only way heang go is hross

upo the only way heang go is hross except big her cross so he gets ready he

except big her cross so he gets ready he

except big her cross so he gets ready he runs he jumps and he

misses it's going to be a very short

misses it's going to be a very short

misses it's going to be a very short story ah no now it's my turn he does not

story ah no now it's my turn he does not

story ah no now it's my turn he does not kill himself because he jumps onto a big

kill himself because he jumps onto a big

kill himself because he jumps onto a big lry full of how you say the cut grass

lry full of how you say the cut grass

lry full of how you say the cut grass hey the cut

hey the cut

hey the cut grass hey you're not hearing very well

grass hey you're not hearing very well

grass hey you're not hearing very well you are have understanding very well cut

you are have understanding very well cut

you are have understanding very well cut grass is called Hay oh no Ho

Hey so the hay is saving his life good

Hey so the hay is saving his life good

Hey so the hay is saving his life good well done Daniel right Giovani your

well done Daniel right Giovani your

well done Daniel right Giovani your turn now the coppers are

turn now the coppers are

turn now the coppers are coming the burg panics then he sees at

coming the burg panics then he sees at

coming the burg panics then he sees at the church so he goes and knockers on

the church so he goes and knockers on

the church so he goes and knockers on the

the

the door a priest he heared this

door a priest he heared this

door a priest he heared this kneringer and open the door the burglar

kneringer and open the door the burglar

kneringer and open the door the burglar he say father I'm in a big trouble so

he say father I'm in a big trouble so

he say father I'm in a big trouble so the priest say come into the church my

the priest say come into the church my

the priest say come into the church my son and I give you

son and I give you

son and I give you Sanctuary okay says a burglar and

Sanctuary okay says a burglar and

Sanctuary okay says a burglar and Sanctuary

Sanctuary

Sanctuary [Laughter]

much very ingenious right Carry On

much very ingenious right Carry On

much very ingenious right Carry On rangit Me

rangit Me

rangit Me meanwhile the man who is falling off his

meanwhile the man who is falling off his

meanwhile the man who is falling off his ladders is telling the police that he's

ladders is telling the police that he's

ladders is telling the police that he's not a poster sticker upper man but the

not a poster sticker upper man but the

not a poster sticker upper man but the secret agent and the burglar man is

secret agent and the burglar man is

secret agent and the burglar man is being a Russian

being a Russian

being a Russian spy well I must say you've all got very

spy well I must say you've all got very

spy well I must say you've all got very vivid

vivid

vivid imaginations tarot

a Russian spy noal priol and H and

a Russian spy noal priol and H and

a Russian spy noal priol and H and change your closer to

escap the plot thickens right J

escap the plot thickens right J

escap the plot thickens right J Miller but the Priestess be recover and

Miller but the Priestess be recover and

Miller but the Priestess be recover and crawl to be ring church

crawl to be ring church

crawl to be ring church bell Russian spy see him and T shoot at

bell Russian spy see him and T shoot at

bell Russian spy see him and T shoot at him as Priestess fall he is pulled Bell

him as Priestess fall he is pulled Bell

him as Priestess fall he is pulled Bell of Rob

of Rob

of Rob [Music]

King very good

King very good

King very good Ali yes

Ali yes

Ali yes please the agent is thinking hello hello

please the agent is thinking hello hello

please the agent is thinking hello hello that is very strange hearing Bells when

that is very strange hearing Bells when

that is very strange hearing Bells when it is not Church going time so he's

it is not Church going time so he's

it is not Church going time so he's going into the church and finding the

going into the church and finding the

going into the church and finding the Russian spy up the B

Russian spy up the B

Russian spy up the B fry come down with your hands stuck up

fry come down with your hands stuck up

fry come down with your hands stuck up you are cut you dirty Russian rat

you are cut you dirty Russian rat

you are cut you dirty Russian rat very good well shely I don't suppose

very good well shely I don't suppose

very good well shely I don't suppose there's really much you can add to all

there's really much you can add to all

there's really much you can add to all that is there oh yes I can very devious

that is there oh yes I can very devious

that is there oh yes I can very devious Russian agent master of Kate overpowers

Russian agent master of Kate overpowers

Russian agent master of Kate overpowers British

British

British agent LS outside where helicopter

agent LS outside where helicopter

agent LS outside where helicopter waiting to take him to safety fries off

waiting to take him to safety fries off

waiting to take him to safety fries off the Renning

gland very good well it's not exactly

gland very good well it's not exactly

gland very good well it's not exactly Alis mlan but well done everybody excuse

Alis mlan but well done everybody excuse

Alis mlan but well done everybody excuse me Mr Brad but about to dance tomorrow

me Mr Brad but about to dance tomorrow

me Mr Brad but about to dance tomorrow night it's Black Tie oh dear what a Pity

night it's Black Tie oh dear what a Pity

night it's Black Tie oh dear what a Pity yes Mr

yes Mr

yes Mr Brown oh high one

Brown oh high one

Brown oh high one good you are dancing going yes with Miss

good you are dancing going yes with Miss

good you are dancing going yes with Miss gney no no she sold me the tickets you

gney no no she sold me the tickets you

gney no no she sold me the tickets you have more than one ticket two then you

have more than one ticket two then you

have more than one ticket two then you must someone else take yes well that

must someone else take yes well that

must someone else take yes well that would seem to be a fairly logical

would seem to be a fairly logical

would seem to be a fairly logical assumption I very much like

assumption I very much like

assumption I very much like dancing and M I have for dance S I would

dancing and M I have for dance S I would

dancing and M I have for dance S I would love to be with you on the

floor I am no can Dan but I am very

floor I am no can Dan but I am very

floor I am no can Dan but I am very happy for you to be teach me master G

happy for you to be teach me master G

happy for you to be teach me master G but what about you suly aren't you

but what about you suly aren't you

but what about you suly aren't you eligible for the other ticket too not me

eligible for the other ticket too not me

eligible for the other ticket too not me western dancing decadent art form not

western dancing decadent art form not

western dancing decadent art form not worthy of consideration by Chinese

Republic well that narrows it down to

Republic well that narrows it down to

Republic well that narrows it down to Danielle Anna and ingred squee please

Danielle Anna and ingred squee please

Danielle Anna and ingred squee please why you not taking me

can't dance with you Alie oh no I'm

can't dance with you Alie oh no I'm

can't dance with you Alie oh no I'm thinking we could be picking up couple

thinking we could be picking up couple

thinking we could be picking up couple of nice pieces of a skirt one for each

of nice pieces of a skirt one for each

of nice pieces of a skirt one for each of us well I hardly think so not at the

of us well I hardly think so not at the

of us well I hardly think so not at the lady's Circle it says on the tickets old

lady's Circle it says on the tickets old

lady's Circle it says on the tickets old time now does that narrow it down any

time now does that narrow it down any

time now does that narrow it down any further oh but not for me because I love

further oh but not for me because I love

further oh but not for me because I love to dance in the old fashioned

to dance in the old fashioned

to dance in the old fashioned [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] way a medal I win for my black bottom oh

way a medal I win for my black bottom oh

way a medal I win for my black bottom oh blim me

blim me

blim me how can she be having a black bom when

how can she be having a black bom when

how can she be having a black bom when she's

she's

she's [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] white it's a d s jelly

white it's a d s jelly

white it's a d s jelly good well how about you Anna are you any

good well how about you Anna are you any

good well how about you Anna are you any good at Old Time Germans are good at

good at Old Time Germans are good at

good at Old Time Germans are good at everything but especially military

everything but especially military

everything but especially military toep oh please me take to dance he much

toep oh please me take to dance he much

toep oh please me take to dance he much prefer to take me don't you Mr Brown Mr

prefer to take me don't you Mr Brown Mr

prefer to take me don't you Mr Brown Mr Brown must decide for himself there is

Brown must decide for himself there is

Brown must decide for himself there is nothing to decide on actually I think

nothing to decide on actually I think

nothing to decide on actually I think you should decide amongst yourselves

you should decide amongst yourselves

you should decide amongst yourselves otherwise it might look as if I'm guilty

otherwise it might look as if I'm guilty

otherwise it might look as if I'm guilty of favoritism now it's almost tea time

of favoritism now it's almost tea time

of favoritism now it's almost tea time so I suggest you go up to uh the canteen

so I suggest you go up to uh the canteen

so I suggest you go up to uh the canteen and decide amongst yourselves which one

and decide amongst yourselves which one

and decide amongst yourselves which one of you girls is coming to the dance with

of you girls is coming to the dance with

of you girls is coming to the dance with me tomorrow all

[Music]

[Music]

right

here aren't you going up for coffee no

here aren't you going up for coffee no

here aren't you going up for coffee no thank you glis oh oh just a minute

thank you glis oh oh just a minute

thank you glis oh oh just a minute gladus yes how's your dashing white

gladus yes how's your dashing white

gladus yes how's your dashing white Sergeant oh if you mean my old man he's

Sergeant oh if you mean my old man he's

Sergeant oh if you mean my old man he's shocking no no long time dancing oh so

shocking no no long time dancing oh so

shocking no no long time dancing oh so she cond you into buying the tickets

she cond you into buying the tickets

she cond you into buying the tickets then a blackmail would be more the right

then a blackmail would be more the right

then a blackmail would be more the right word look are you any good at old time I

word look are you any good at old time I

word look are you any good at old time I should say so I was noted for Mita

should say so I was noted for Mita

should say so I was noted for Mita really yes oh in that case you're just

really yes oh in that case you're just

really yes oh in that case you're just the woman I need oh that's nice yeah I'm

the woman I need oh that's nice yeah I'm

the woman I need oh that's nice yeah I'm afraid my Pasad isn't quite what it

afraid my Pasad isn't quite what it

afraid my Pasad isn't quite what it should be well I might not know the

should be well I might not know the

should be well I might not know the technical words but I could show you the

technical words but I could show you the

technical words but I could show you the steps come on quick now yes you want to

steps come on quick now yes you want to

steps come on quick now yes you want to get it right for tomorrow night don't

get it right for tomorrow night don't

get it right for tomorrow night don't you um yes right well look you hold my

you um yes right well look you hold my

you um yes right well look you hold my hand and I'll La it right are you ready

hand and I'll La it right are you ready

hand and I'll La it right are you ready go to the left like la la

go to the left like la la

go to the left like la la la

la

la la back la la la la la la to This Way la

la back la la la la la la to This Way la

la back la la la la la la to This Way la la la back La

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] lovely sorry uh sorry Miss Courtney we

lovely sorry uh sorry Miss Courtney we

lovely sorry uh sorry Miss Courtney we were practicing the valita well I think

were practicing the valita well I think

were practicing the valita well I think I'll sit this one out if you don't

I'll sit this one out if you don't

I'll sit this one out if you don't mind and I'll have another cup of tea if

mind and I'll have another cup of tea if

mind and I'll have another cup of tea if you don't mind ladies certainly miss

you don't mind ladies certainly miss

you don't mind ladies certainly miss courney Mr Brown who are you taking to

courney Mr Brown who are you taking to

courney Mr Brown who are you taking to the dance tomorrow night well I haven't

the dance tomorrow night well I haven't

the dance tomorrow night well I haven't exactly decided yet I don't believe it

exactly decided yet I don't believe it

exactly decided yet I don't believe it it's true Mr Brown's taking me to the

it's true Mr Brown's taking me to the

it's true Mr Brown's taking me to the dance he's just ask

me right come along everyone places

me right come along everyone places

me right come along everyone places please let's ask Mr

please let's ask Mr

please let's ask Mr Brown I do not understand you Mr

Brown I do not understand you Mr

Brown I do not understand you Mr Brown perhaps it has a muzer

Brown perhaps it has a muzer

Brown perhaps it has a muzer complex what are you all talking about

complex what are you all talking about

complex what are you all talking about your choice of partners for the dance I

your choice of partners for the dance I

your choice of partners for the dance I haven't chosen a partner for the dance

haven't chosen a partner for the dance

haven't chosen a partner for the dance for the dance I thought you were

for the dance I thought you were

for the dance I thought you were deciding it amongst yourselves we did an

deciding it amongst yourselves we did an

deciding it amongst yourselves we did an V us until Gladis told us you have asked

V us until Gladis told us you have asked

V us until Gladis told us you have asked her gladice I haven't asked Gladis that

her gladice I haven't asked Gladis that

her gladice I haven't asked Gladis that is what she's telling everybody that's

is what she's telling everybody that's

is what she's telling everybody that's ridiculous there's obviously been some

ridiculous there's obviously been some

ridiculous there's obviously been some misunderstanding I'm definitely taking

misunderstanding I'm definitely taking

misunderstanding I'm definitely taking you to the dance tomorrow night Anna all

you to the dance tomorrow night Anna all

you to the dance tomorrow night Anna all right don't worry I'll sort it out with

right don't worry I'll sort it out with

right don't worry I'll sort it out with glad I'll have a word with her

glad I'll have a word with her

glad I'll have a word with her now ah GL just the person I want yes Mr

now ah GL just the person I want yes Mr

now ah GL just the person I want yes Mr Brown yeah it's about the dance tomorrow

Brown yeah it's about the dance tomorrow

Brown yeah it's about the dance tomorrow night oh I know what you're going to say

night oh I know what you're going to say

night oh I know what you're going to say you do yes but not to worry you won't

you do yes but not to worry you won't

you do yes but not to worry you won't mind who won't mind my old man W is not

mind who won't mind my old man W is not

mind who won't mind my old man W is not a bit jealous now listen glce I've got

a bit jealous now listen glce I've got

a bit jealous now listen glce I've got something to say to you yes and I've got

something to say to you yes and I've got

something to say to you yes and I've got something to say to you well I'll come

something to say to you well I'll come

something to say to you well I'll come straight to the point this is the most

straight to the point this is the most

straight to the point this is the most wonderful thing that's happened to me in

wonderful thing that's happened to me in

wonderful thing that's happened to me in 40 years and I shall never forget

40 years and I shall never forget

40 years and I shall never forget tomorrow night as long as I

live oh I'm sorry um what were you

live oh I'm sorry um what were you

live oh I'm sorry um what were you saying nothing it doesn't

saying nothing it doesn't

saying nothing it doesn't [Music]

matter so you're taking Dame Gladis then

matter so you're taking Dame Gladis then

matter so you're taking Dame Gladis then I don't know what I'm doing I hadn't the

I don't know what I'm doing I hadn't the

I don't know what I'm doing I hadn't the heart to tell her at the moment I'm

heart to tell her at the moment I'm

heart to tell her at the moment I'm taking gladice and

taking gladice and

taking gladice and Anna ah Mr Brown have you decided yet

Anna ah Mr Brown have you decided yet

Anna ah Mr Brown have you decided yet who you're taking to the DS tomorrow

who you're taking to the DS tomorrow

who you're taking to the DS tomorrow night not exactly but that's good

night not exactly but that's good

night not exactly but that's good because Dr Wilson has just telephoned

because Dr Wilson has just telephoned

because Dr Wilson has just telephoned he's unable to come I'm sorry I don't

he's unable to come I'm sorry I don't

he's unable to come I'm sorry I don't understand well he was to have been my

understand well he was to have been my

understand well he was to have been my partner now you can have that honor Mr

Brown congratulations son you just got

Brown congratulations son you just got

Brown congratulations son you just got your

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be

be

be go you like seed very seductive a borrow

go you like seed very seductive a borrow

go you like seed very seductive a borrow from

Danielle good evening Sydney how do you

do do get up when Mr Brown arrives I

do do get up when Mr Brown arrives I

do do get up when Mr Brown arrives I wish to see him I'll tell

him you're done up like a dog's dinner

him you're done up like a dog's dinner

him you're done up like a dog's dinner they're all here the three of them I've

they're all here the three of them I've

they're all here the three of them I've seen them they've arrived I wouldn't

seen them they've arrived I wouldn't

seen them they've arrived I wouldn't like to be in your shoes when they find

like to be in your shoes when they find

like to be in your shoes when they find out yes well with a bit of luck they

out yes well with a bit of luck they

out yes well with a bit of luck they won't find out all right what's all this

won't find out all right what's all this

won't find out all right what's all this youor we

see

see

see enter Mr Brown whatever have you done oh

enter Mr Brown whatever have you done oh

enter Mr Brown whatever have you done oh it's nothing really just a slight

it's nothing really just a slight

it's nothing really just a slight accident to compound fracture well you

accident to compound fracture well you

accident to compound fracture well you can't possibly go to the dance like that

can't possibly go to the dance like that

can't possibly go to the dance like that oh I couldn't let you down no no no no

oh I couldn't let you down no no no no

oh I couldn't let you down no no no no no I insist I insist I wouldn't consider

no I insist I insist I wouldn't consider

no I insist I insist I wouldn't consider it oh well if you feel like that fine

it oh well if you feel like that fine

it oh well if you feel like that fine certainly I do oh that's that's very

certainly I do oh that's that's very

certainly I do oh that's that's very kind of

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[Music] you she didn't fall for did she

you she didn't fall for did she

you she didn't fall for did she absolutely Mr

BR Brown a compound fracture I think you

BR Brown a compound fracture I think you

BR Brown a compound fracture I think you said yes but it seems more like a

said yes but it seems more like a

said yes but it seems more like a movable fracture to me a moment ago it

movable fracture to me a moment ago it

movable fracture to me a moment ago it was in the other leg

was in the other leg

was in the other leg oh how do you like what's the matter

oh how do you like what's the matter

oh how do you like what's the matter why are you dressed like that Miss

why are you dressed like that Miss

why are you dressed like that Miss Schmid Mr Brown is taking me to the

Schmid Mr Brown is taking me to the

Schmid Mr Brown is taking me to the dance oh no he's not he's taking me Mr

dance oh no he's not he's taking me Mr

dance oh no he's not he's taking me Mr Brown look um calm down everybody I'm

Brown look um calm down everybody I'm

Brown look um calm down everybody I'm sure there's a perfectly Simple Solution

sure there's a perfectly Simple Solution

sure there's a perfectly Simple Solution which will keep everybody's honor

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[Music] thank you very much Anna you're welcome

thank you very much Anna you're welcome

thank you very much Anna you're welcome and now take your partners for the gay

and now take your partners for the gay

and now take your partners for the gay Gordon oh that's mine I think Mr Bown

Gordon oh that's mine I think Mr Bown

Gordon oh that's mine I think Mr Bown and when you come to the Val it's mine

and when you come to the Val it's mine

and when you come to the Val it's mine but come along Mr

but come along Mr

but come along Mr Brown and

Brown and

Brown and [Music]

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smile

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enter

enter

enter enter did you say enter did you ever

enter did you say enter did you ever

enter did you say enter did you ever think of getting a hearing aid Sydney

think of getting a hearing aid Sydney

think of getting a hearing aid Sydney big pdon oh never mind I brought the

big pdon oh never mind I brought the

big pdon oh never mind I brought the stock room key back thank you don't

stock room key back thank you don't

stock room key back thank you don't forget it's the school concert this week

forget it's the school concert this week

forget it's the school concert this week H the school concert oh I'll get the all

H the school concert oh I'll get the all

H the school concert oh I'll get the all ready good I wonder what Mr Brown's

ready good I wonder what Mr Brown's

ready good I wonder what Mr Brown's class is going to do has he mentioned

class is going to do has he mentioned

class is going to do has he mentioned anything to you oh not a Dicky bird no

anything to you oh not a Dicky bird no

anything to you oh not a Dicky bird no no as a matter of I don't think any of

no as a matter of I don't think any of

no as a matter of I don't think any of them want to do anything well that's

them want to do anything well that's

them want to do anything well that's nonsense every class is expected to put

nonsense every class is expected to put

nonsense every class is expected to put on some sort of show better tell Mr

on some sort of show better tell Mr

on some sort of show better tell Mr Brown to come and see me a tea break

Brown to come and see me a tea break

Brown to come and see me a tea break pardon tea break oh is it oh I can do

pardon tea break oh is it oh I can do

pardon tea break oh is it oh I can do with c see right now uh pay attention

with c see right now uh pay attention

with c see right now uh pay attention everyone uh as you may recall when last

everyone uh as you may recall when last

everyone uh as you may recall when last we met I gave you each for your homework

we met I gave you each for your homework

we met I gave you each for your homework a different task to do over the weekend

a different task to do over the weekend

a different task to do over the weekend hope you've all done them

hope you've all done them

hope you've all done them yes good well I want you each in turn to

yes good well I want you each in turn to

yes good well I want you each in turn to stand up and give me a report on your

stand up and give me a report on your

stand up and give me a report on your various activities all right now who'd

various activities all right now who'd

various activities all right now who'd like to begin and we'll start at the

like to begin and we'll start at the

like to begin and we'll start at the back shall we with you

back shall we with you

back shall we with you Jamila now your homework was a visit to

Jamila now your homework was a visit to

Jamila now your homework was a visit to the cinema H would you like to tell us

the cinema H would you like to tell us

the cinema H would you like to tell us about the film you saw H it must be

about the film you saw H it must be

about the film you saw H it must be about most beautiful Top Class Indian

about most beautiful Top Class Indian

about most beautiful Top Class Indian girl who is f in love with boy from

girl who is f in love with boy from

girl who is f in love with boy from bottom class lower class huh but girls

bottom class lower class huh but girls

bottom class lower class huh but girls father is say nobody get married so they

father is say nobody get married so they

father is say nobody get married so they run away but father is catch them and

run away but father is catch them and

run away but father is catch them and chop off boys

luggies later father is be die one day

luggies later father is be die one day

luggies later father is be die one day girlly see beggar man in

girlly see beggar man in

girlly see beggar man in Street it is her sweetheart a she cry no

Street it is her sweetheart a she cry no

Street it is her sweetheart a she cry no leggies no matter you be marry

leggies no matter you be marry

leggies no matter you be marry me okay he say I be go and be make

me okay he say I be go and be make

me okay he say I be go and be make myself look nice what with no leggies H

myself look nice what with no leggies H

myself look nice what with no leggies H so he go wait she cry and run after him

so he go wait she cry and run after him

so he go wait she cry and run after him and then

and then

and then B big motor car hit her and kill

B big motor car hit her and kill

B big motor car hit her and kill her it was most miserable film and I

her it was most miserable film and I

her it was most miserable film and I enjoy it very

enjoy it very

enjoy it very much good well done Jamila very good

much good well done Jamila very good

much good well done Jamila very good Taro a

Taro a

Taro a [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] your homework was a visit to London Zoo

your homework was a visit to London Zoo

your homework was a visit to London Zoo tell us about it arrive at London zo no

tell us about it arrive at London zo no

tell us about it arrive at London zo no no Taro no London Zoo start

no Taro no London Zoo start

no Taro no London Zoo start again arrive at London

again arrive at London

again arrive at London Zoo London Zoo there are no O's oh yes

Zoo London Zoo there are no O's oh yes

Zoo London Zoo there are no O's oh yes please there are two o's in London and

please there are two o's in London and

please there are two o's in London and two o's in

two o's in

two o's in Zoo yes absolutely correct Ally but I'm

Zoo yes absolutely correct Ally but I'm

Zoo yes absolutely correct Ally but I'm referring to the ends of the words all

referring to the ends of the words all

referring to the ends of the words all right now carry on tarot but do try and

right now carry on tarot but do try and

right now carry on tarot but do try and get out of the habit of ending every

get out of the habit of ending every

get out of the habit of ending every other word you know I try

other word you know I try

other word you know I try good went first to see

buffle buff like a big bull oh

Buffalo ter

Buffalo ter

Buffalo ter confused yeah words that uh endino like

confused yeah words that uh endino like

confused yeah words that uh endino like Buffalo or radio or vertigo you

Buffalo or radio or vertigo you

Buffalo or radio or vertigo you pronounce the O but when there is no o

pronounce the O but when there is no o

pronounce the O but when there is no o you don't add one understand

you don't add one understand

you don't add one understand yes I give up all right Tero thank

yes I give up all right Tero thank

yes I give up all right Tero thank you right now Ally yes please I asked

you right now Ally yes please I asked

you right now Ally yes please I asked you to read one of Shakespeare's plays

you to read one of Shakespeare's plays

you to read one of Shakespeare's plays were you able to do that most definitely

were you able to do that most definitely

were you able to do that most definitely I'm reading about Sherlock you mean

I'm reading about Sherlock you mean

I'm reading about Sherlock you mean yes please The Merchant of

yes please The Merchant of

yes please The Merchant of Venice oh good Carry

Venice oh good Carry

Venice oh good Carry On First of all there is a is a lady

On First of all there is a is a lady

On First of all there is a is a lady Porter her name was pora yes please now

Porter her name was pora yes please now

Porter her name was pora yes please now a man called basano is fancying this

a man called basano is fancying this

a man called basano is fancying this lady Porter uh Poria but he's broken

lady Porter uh Poria but he's broken

lady Porter uh Poria but he's broken broken what Stony broken and no

broken what Stony broken and no

broken what Stony broken and no money Oh you mean broke carry on so he's

money Oh you mean broke carry on so he's

money Oh you mean broke carry on so he's going to see his friend Antonio and

going to see his friend Antonio and

going to see his friend Antonio and saying oh please be lending me 3,000

saying oh please be lending me 3,000

saying oh please be lending me 3,000 buckets duckets sorry please but Antonio

buckets duckets sorry please but Antonio

buckets duckets sorry please but Antonio was also br

was also br

was also br so he's going to the money

so he's going to the money

so he's going to the money lending man and asking him to lend him

lending man and asking him to lend him

lending man and asking him to lend him the money is a gree but on one

the money is a gree but on one

the money is a gree but on one condition if in 3 months time he's not

condition if in 3 months time he's not

condition if in 3 months time he's not paying him back the money then shilot

paying him back the money then shilot

paying him back the money then shilot could cut off a pound of Antonio's

could cut off a pound of Antonio's

could cut off a pound of Antonio's fleshy why is he walking a pound of

fleshy why is he walking a pound of

fleshy why is he walking a pound of human flesh my be is one of them cannon

human flesh my be is one of them cannon

human flesh my be is one of them cannon balls can balls oh no he's doing this

balls can balls oh no he's doing this

balls can balls oh no he's doing this because he's not liking Antonio anyway

because he's not liking Antonio anyway

because he's not liking Antonio anyway Antonio is in a bigger trouble he

Antonio is in a bigger trouble he

Antonio is in a bigger trouble he wrecked all his chips

wrecked all his chips

wrecked all his chips ships

ships

ships ships and he's not being able to pay

ships and he's not being able to pay

ships and he's not being able to pay back the money now Shiloh is wanting his

back the money now Shiloh is wanting his

back the money now Shiloh is wanting his pond of flesh but lady Poria is

pond of flesh but lady Poria is

pond of flesh but lady Poria is pretending to be a lawyer man and she's

pretending to be a lawyer man and she's

pretending to be a lawyer man and she's saying agreement was for one pound of

saying agreement was for one pound of

saying agreement was for one pound of Flesh and no drop is of blood shock has

Flesh and no drop is of blood shock has

Flesh and no drop is of blood shock has had it how can he have had it when he is

had it how can he have had it when he is

had it how can he have had it when he is not getting

not getting

not getting it you damn fool you are not

it you damn fool you are not

it you damn fool you are not understanding the queen's English I know

understanding the queen's English I know

understanding the queen's English I know the queen is English you think I'm

the queen is English you think I'm

the queen is English you think I'm stupid most

stupid most

stupid most defin sit down thank you right thank you

defin sit down thank you right thank you

defin sit down thank you right thank you Ellie very well done right now sue your

Ellie very well done right now sue your

Ellie very well done right now sue your task was a visit to Pat Lane Peto Raine

task was a visit to Pat Lane Peto Raine

task was a visit to Pat Lane Peto Raine very disappointing why was that not see

very disappointing why was that not see

very disappointing why was that not see one

Peto ptic Coat Lane is just the name of

Peto ptic Coat Lane is just the name of

Peto ptic Coat Lane is just the name of the place look don't you find

the place look don't you find

the place look don't you find marketplaces interesting marketpl full

marketplaces interesting marketpl full

marketplaces interesting marketpl full of capitalistic plers selling infil

of capitalistic plers selling infil

of capitalistic plers selling infil merchandise to ignorant working classes

merchandise to ignorant working classes

merchandise to ignorant working classes at infraed places chairman ma he always

at infraed places chairman ma he always

at infraed places chairman ma he always chairman mous say thank you suie well

chairman mous say thank you suie well

chairman mous say thank you suie well done like rang your task was a visit to

done like rang your task was a visit to

done like rang your task was a visit to Highgate cemetery and I am finding it

Highgate cemetery and I am finding it

Highgate cemetery and I am finding it very interesting good well tell us all

very interesting good well tell us all

very interesting good well tell us all about it firstly I'm seeing the burying

about it firstly I'm seeing the burying

about it firstly I'm seeing the burying place of KL Marx ah yes the father of

place of KL Marx ah yes the father of

place of KL Marx ah yes the father of Communism but I'm not understanding

Communism but I'm not understanding

Communism but I'm not understanding which one he was I'm sorry sorry I don't

which one he was I'm sorry sorry I don't

which one he was I'm sorry sorry I don't understand was he Chico or

grou car Marx was not one of the Mark's

grou car Marx was not one of the Mark's

grou car Marx was not one of the Mark's Brothers thousand apologies what else

Brothers thousand apologies what else

Brothers thousand apologies what else did you see I'm seeing many beautiful

did you see I'm seeing many beautiful

did you see I'm seeing many beautiful gravy Stones grave stones that is

gravy Stones grave stones that is

gravy Stones grave stones that is correct and some of them have written on

correct and some of them have written on

correct and some of them have written on them beautiful words I'm writing one

them beautiful words I'm writing one

them beautiful words I'm writing one down you are gone my dearest wife still

down you are gone my dearest wife still

down you are gone my dearest wife still I feel no pain for I know at Heaven's

I feel no pain for I know at Heaven's

I feel no pain for I know at Heaven's Gate we will meet

again what's the matter Giovani I can't

again what's the matter Giovani I can't

again what's the matter Giovani I can't help it Professor is so sad that poor

help it Professor is so sad that poor

help it Professor is so sad that poor husband he must have loved his wife very

husband he must have loved his wife very

husband he must have loved his wife very much please don't be upsetting yourself

much please don't be upsetting yourself

much please don't be upsetting yourself the husband is being very happy how do

the husband is being very happy how do

the husband is being very happy how do you know he's dying the year after oh

you know he's dying the year after oh

you know he's dying the year after oh thank goodness I'm so happy for

thank goodness I'm so happy for

thank goodness I'm so happy for him and they are both being football

him and they are both being football

him and they are both being football fans oh how on Earth do you know that

fans oh how on Earth do you know that

fans oh how on Earth do you know that he's having put on his Stone United

forever Grand Jeep refers to him being

forever Grand Jeep refers to him being

forever Grand Jeep refers to him being reunited with his wife in heaven

reunited with his wife in heaven

reunited with his wife in heaven thousand other thousand apologies yes

thousand other thousand apologies yes

thousand other thousand apologies yes well thank you well done good right

well thank you well done good right

well thank you well done good right giovan have you recovered sufficiently

giovan have you recovered sufficiently

giovan have you recovered sufficiently to uh tell us about your visit to

to uh tell us about your visit to

to uh tell us about your visit to Speaker's Corner Okie

Speaker's Corner Okie

Speaker's Corner Okie kokei

kokei

kokei first I take the tube to Heidi Park then

first I take the tube to Heidi Park then

first I take the tube to Heidi Park then for an hour nothing what do you mean

for an hour nothing what do you mean

for an hour nothing what do you mean nothing nobody was there what at 10:00

nothing nobody was there what at 10:00

nothing nobody was there what at 10:00 on a Sunday morning that's right well

on a Sunday morning that's right well

on a Sunday morning that's right well that's strange there's always people at

that's strange there's always people at

that's strange there's always people at Speaker's Corner every weekend I ask at

Speaker's Corner every weekend I ask at

Speaker's Corner every weekend I ask at a policeman why is there nobody here and

a policeman why is there nobody here and

a policeman why is there nobody here and I find out why there is nobody there but

I find out why there is nobody there but

I find out why there is nobody there but why was there nobody there I was at the

why was there nobody there I was at the

why was there nobody there I was at the wrong

Corner Carry On You

Corner Carry On You

Corner Carry On You excuse me Mr Brown uh yes Mr cley what

excuse me Mr Brown uh yes Mr cley what

excuse me Mr Brown uh yes Mr cley what have you done about the concert pardon

have you done about the concert pardon

have you done about the concert pardon is everybody in this school going deaf I

is everybody in this school going deaf I

is everybody in this school going deaf I want to know what you have done about

want to know what you have done about

want to know what you have done about the school concert concert there has

the school concert concert there has

the school concert concert there has been a notice on the board for the past

been a notice on the board for the past

been a notice on the board for the past two weeks you haven't read it um well I

two weeks you haven't read it um well I

two weeks you haven't read it um well I Mr Brown has read it he was discussing

Mr Brown has read it he was discussing

Mr Brown has read it he was discussing it with us before you came in again yes

it with us before you came in again yes

it with us before you came in again yes yes I was good then what are you going

yes I was good then what are you going

yes I was good then what are you going to do well I expect we'll all be there

to do well I expect we'll all be there

to do well I expect we'll all be there master jly I hope you will all be there

master jly I hope you will all be there

master jly I hope you will all be there but what I I want to know is what your

but what I I want to know is what your

but what I I want to know is what your students contribution will be

students contribution will be

students contribution will be contribution yes what little party piece

contribution yes what little party piece

contribution yes what little party piece are they going to perform party wellon

are they going to perform party wellon

are they going to perform party wellon Sora it's going to be a

Sora it's going to be a

Sora it's going to be a surprise yes it's going to be a surprise

surprise yes it's going to be a surprise

surprise yes it's going to be a surprise well I don't like surprises I want to be

well I don't like surprises I want to be

well I don't like surprises I want to be quite sure that what they're going to do

quite sure that what they're going to do

quite sure that what they're going to do will be acceptable so I suggest that

will be acceptable so I suggest that

will be acceptable so I suggest that after tea break you and your class can

after tea break you and your class can

after tea break you and your class can give me a preview of their intended

give me a preview of their intended

give me a preview of their intended performance

hey we help you out pretty good huh yes

hey we help you out pretty good huh yes

hey we help you out pretty good huh yes but not for very long but we still have

but not for very long but we still have

but not for very long but we still have to think of something to do for this

to think of something to do for this

to think of something to do for this concert in less than half an hour yes

concert in less than half an hour yes

concert in less than half an hour yes all right with your brain and our

all right with your brain and our

all right with your brain and our talent no

problem

to me s h to me to me to me no over here

to me s h to me to me to me no over here

to me s h to me to me to me no over here not you me oh to you oh

make I bought you a nice cup of tea Mr

make I bought you a nice cup of tea Mr

make I bought you a nice cup of tea Mr Brown oh thank you Glenn there thank you

Brown oh thank you Glenn there thank you

Brown oh thank you Glenn there thank you here what are they all going to do for

here what are they all going to do for

here what are they all going to do for the concert tonight I shatter to think

the concert tonight I shatter to think

the concert tonight I shatter to think they're outside practicing now

they're outside practicing now

they're outside practicing now oh would you like me to do a bit a bit

oh would you like me to do a bit a bit

oh would you like me to do a bit a bit of what well singing I was in the

of what well singing I was in the

of what well singing I was in the choir

choir

choir Jalem

Jalem

Jalem Jerusalem lift up your voice and

Jerusalem lift up your voice and

Jerusalem lift up your voice and sing Turn It Up gra you curdle the milk

sing Turn It Up gra you curdle the milk

sing Turn It Up gra you curdle the milk oh don't you be S

oh don't you be S

oh don't you be S Chey you like my voice Mr Brown I think

Chey you like my voice Mr Brown I think

Chey you like my voice Mr Brown I think it's remarkable thank you I can do your

it's remarkable thank you I can do your

it's remarkable thank you I can do your turn if you like what you said yeah you

turn if you like what you said yeah you

turn if you like what you said yeah you watch this

look

look

look about Fe dress in style brand new TI

about Fe dress in style brand new TI

about Fe dress in style brand new TI father's old green TI would give you

father's old green TI would give you

father's old green TI would give you what old IR

old come on hurry up for me get in all

old come on hurry up for me get in all

old come on hurry up for me get in all right Mr Brown all right finish

right Mr Brown all right finish

right Mr Brown all right finish you want it

you want it

you want it inside all right come along everybody

inside all right come along everybody

inside all right come along everybody good good J what are you doing now

yes oh for the concert oh good yes good

yes oh for the concert oh good yes good

yes oh for the concert oh good yes good good right come along everybody miss

good right come along everybody miss

good right come along everybody miss courtley will be here any minute now I'm

courtley will be here any minute now I'm

courtley will be here any minute now I'm here now Mr Brown ah good um would you

here now Mr Brown ah good um would you

here now Mr Brown ah good um would you like to sit there miss courtley thank

like to sit there miss courtley thank

like to sit there miss courtley thank you I do hope I'm going to enjoy this so

you I do hope I'm going to enjoy this so

you I do hope I'm going to enjoy this so do I I wouldn't like to be embarrassed

do I I wouldn't like to be embarrassed

do I I wouldn't like to be embarrassed in front of our distinguished guests oh

in front of our distinguished guests oh

in front of our distinguished guests oh no what distinguished guests quite a few

no what distinguished guests quite a few

no what distinguished guests quite a few members of the education Authority

members of the education Authority

members of the education Authority always come to see our concerts I don't

always come to see our concerts I don't

always come to see our concerts I don't want a repetition of what happened last

want a repetition of what happened last

want a repetition of what happened last year what what what happened Mr Jarvis's

year what what what happened Mr Jarvis's

year what what what happened Mr Jarvis's woodwork students were quite awful they

woodwork students were quite awful they

woodwork students were quite awful they sang bardy rugby songs Out Of Tune Mr

sang bardy rugby songs Out Of Tune Mr

sang bardy rugby songs Out Of Tune Mr Jarvis still hasn't found another

job how comforting right would you all

job how comforting right would you all

job how comforting right would you all uh come out here when when when I

uh come out here when when when I

uh come out here when when when I introduce you I act as a kind of compare

introduce you I act as a kind of compare

introduce you I act as a kind of compare well I shall stop you if there's

well I shall stop you if there's

well I shall stop you if there's anything I don't like right good evening

anything I don't like right good evening

anything I don't like right good evening ladies and gentlemen stop is something

ladies and gentlemen stop is something

ladies and gentlemen stop is something the matter this concert takes place in

the matter this concert takes place in

the matter this concert takes place in the afternoon ah good afternoon ladies

the afternoon ah good afternoon ladies

the afternoon ah good afternoon ladies and gentlemen I hope you're all sitting

and gentlemen I hope you're all sitting

and gentlemen I hope you're all sitting comfortably stop now what was wrong with

comfortably stop now what was wrong with

comfortably stop now what was wrong with that Mr Brown by the time you and your

that Mr Brown by the time you and your

that Mr Brown by the time you and your class come on the audience would have

class come on the audience would have

class come on the audience would have been sitting on those hard chairs for

been sitting on those hard chairs for

been sitting on those hard chairs for one and a half hours I wouldn't mention

one and a half hours I wouldn't mention

one and a half hours I wouldn't mention anything about Comfort if I were you ah

anything about Comfort if I were you ah

anything about Comfort if I were you ah no right good afternoon ladies and

no right good afternoon ladies and

no right good afternoon ladies and gentlemen the English as a foreign

gentlemen the English as a foreign

gentlemen the English as a foreign language class is plowed to present a

language class is plowed to present a

language class is plowed to present a popery of music and laughter and to

popery of music and laughter and to

popery of music and laughter and to start us off we have from Hungary Zan

Zabo good evening everybody good

Zabo good evening everybody good

Zabo good evening everybody good afternoon ah good

afternoon Hungarian magic Hungarian

afternoon Hungarian magic Hungarian

afternoon Hungarian magic Hungarian [Music]

[Music]

paper

paper

paper [Music]

second Hungarian magic stop you don't

second Hungarian magic stop you don't

second Hungarian magic stop you don't want second Hungarian logic I don't

want second Hungarian logic I don't

want second Hungarian logic I don't think I even want first Hungarian logic

think I even want first Hungarian logic

think I even want first Hungarian logic what oh well never mind Zan that's very

what oh well never mind Zan that's very

what oh well never mind Zan that's very good sit down yes right and now from

good sit down yes right and now from

good sit down yes right and now from Italy the irrepressible Giovani

cello gra for you I'm going to do some

cello gra for you I'm going to do some

cello gra for you I'm going to do some impersonations oh Okie cie here we

go hey you want a nice piece of salami I

go hey you want a nice piece of salami I

go hey you want a nice piece of salami I got a lovely piece for you and who is

got a lovely piece for you and who is

got a lovely piece for you and who is that supposed to be that's my butcher

that supposed to be that's my butcher

that supposed to be that's my butcher [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] Antonio we have never heard of your

Antonio we have never heard of your

Antonio we have never heard of your butcher maybe not but if you add is very

butcher maybe not but if you add is very

butcher maybe not but if you add is very much like

much like

much like him don't you do any impressions of any

him don't you do any impressions of any

him don't you do any impressions of any well-known people sure I can Jimmy kagy

well-known people sure I can Jimmy kagy

well-known people sure I can Jimmy kagy in a scene from the film disaster on a

in a scene from the film disaster on a

in a scene from the film disaster on a The Fifth

Avenue

Avenue

Avenue you dirty

rat I going to fix

rat I going to fix

rat I going to fix you I haven't finished yet well Mr

you I haven't finished yet well Mr

you I haven't finished yet well Mr Kagney sounds remarkably like your

Kagney sounds remarkably like your

Kagney sounds remarkably like your butcher

butcher

butcher well and now from France the delightful

well and now from France the delightful

well and now from France the delightful [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] Danielle thank

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you

you

you did you know any of the words Daniel I

did you know any of the words Daniel I

did you know any of the words Daniel I do not sing the words I just dance to

do not sing the words I just dance to

do not sing the words I just dance to the music and what is all this off

the music and what is all this off

the music and what is all this off business that is when I'm taking off my

business that is when I'm taking off my

business that is when I'm taking off my clothes we can't have that sort of thing

clothes we can't have that sort of thing

clothes we can't have that sort of thing going on it is not going on it is coming

going on it is not going on it is coming

going on it is not going on it is coming off not in my school but yeah well thank

off not in my school but yeah well thank

off not in my school but yeah well thank you Daniel well done

you Daniel well done

you Daniel well done jolly and now from the mysterious East

jolly and now from the mysterious East

jolly and now from the mysterious East we have to sing for you you Taro

we have to sing for you you Taro

we have to sing for you you Taro nagazumi

nagazumi

nagazumi [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] I think for you a traditional Japanese

I think for you a traditional Japanese

I think for you a traditional Japanese song called

song called

song called aorus

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] lamento

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[Music]

why you tell me stop because it was

why you tell me stop because it was

why you tell me stop because it was awful Oh I thought it had a certain

awful Oh I thought it had a certain

awful Oh I thought it had a certain style yes

style yes

style yes sickening sorry you know like her my

son and now from Germany will you

son and now from Germany will you

son and now from Germany will you welcome with her animal Impressions Anna

Schmid Dunka I would like you to come

Schmid Dunka I would like you to come

Schmid Dunka I would like you to come with me on a walk in the Black

with me on a walk in the Black

with me on a walk in the Black Forest first we meet a farmer and his

Forest first we meet a farmer and his

Forest first we meet a farmer and his dog woof

woof Z dog do is chasing the Sheep ba

woof Z dog do is chasing the Sheep ba

woof Z dog do is chasing the Sheep ba ba and the cow's moo

ba and the cow's moo

ba and the cow's moo moo ah here comes a man on his horse nay

moo ah here comes a man on his horse nay

moo ah here comes a man on his horse nay neigh no no

neigh no no

neigh no no Anna n nigh neigh no you're supposed to

Anna n nigh neigh no you're supposed to

Anna n nigh neigh no you're supposed to make the actual sounds like

make the actual sounds like

make the actual sounds like or

or

or or I can't do that hurts my SW oh oh

or I can't do that hurts my SW oh oh

or I can't do that hurts my SW oh oh thank you for trying anyway really good

thank you for trying anyway really good

thank you for trying anyway really good well done right uh and now from China

well done right uh and now from China

well done right uh and now from China with something peculiarly Chinese will

with something peculiarly Chinese will

with something peculiarly Chinese will you welcome Miss

you welcome Miss

you welcome Miss [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] chungi chairman ma he say in the

chungi chairman ma he say in the

chungi chairman ma he say in the conditions pring in China today the

conditions pring in China today the

conditions pring in China today the contradictions among the people complies

contradictions among the people complies

contradictions among the people complies the contradictions among the working

the contradictions among the working

the contradictions among the working classes the contradiction among the

classes the contradiction among the

classes the contradiction among the peasantry the contradiction this is

peasantry the contradiction this is

peasantry the contradiction this is supposed to be a school concert not a

supposed to be a school concert not a

supposed to be a school concert not a party political broadcast can't you sing

party political broadcast can't you sing

party political broadcast can't you sing or anything I can song Revolution oh

no right and now it's time for a little

no right and now it's time for a little

no right and now it's time for a little comedy from aladim and ranit

Singh there's a little yellow Idol to

Singh there's a little yellow Idol to

Singh there's a little yellow Idol to the north of kandu I am saying I am

the north of kandu I am saying I am

the north of kandu I am saying I am saying I am saying yes

saying I am saying yes

saying I am saying yes please why is the rhinosaurus being like

please why is the rhinosaurus being like

please why is the rhinosaurus being like an elephant why is the rhosus is like

an elephant why is the rhosus is like

an elephant why is the rhosus is like being an elephant because neither of

being an elephant because neither of

being an elephant because neither of them can ride a

them can ride a

them can ride a bicycle I need to know that please be

bicycle I need to know that please be

bicycle I need to know that please be leaving the stage there is a little

leaving the stage there is a little

leaving the stage there is a little yellow idle to the north of kandu I am

yellow idle to the north of kandu I am

yellow idle to the north of kandu I am saying I am saying I am

saying I am saying I am

saying I am saying I am saying you are not liking us no oh what

saying you are not liking us no oh what

saying you are not liking us no oh what did you expect moom and wise if you're

did you expect moom and wise if you're

did you expect moom and wise if you're wanting we can be doing more common wise

wanting we can be doing more common wise

wanting we can be doing more common wise I could be the fat short one with the

I could be the fat short one with the

I could be the fat short one with the hairy legs and I be being the one with

hairy legs and I be being the one with

hairy legs and I be being the one with the

glasses well we'll discuss it later

glasses well we'll discuss it later

glasses well we'll discuss it later thank you very much very good very good

thank you very much very good very good

thank you very much very good very good right our next student to entertain you

right our next student to entertain you

right our next student to entertain you with a little culture is Jamila

[Applause]

raner ladies and gentlemen I am tell you

raner ladies and gentlemen I am tell you

raner ladies and gentlemen I am tell you beautiful English poetries by Thomas

beautiful English poetries by Thomas

beautiful English poetries by Thomas Gray Elijah written in country churchard

Gray Elijah written in country churchard

Gray Elijah written in country churchard eler sorry Master

eler sorry Master

eler sorry Master G the curfew talls theel of parting Day

G the curfew talls theel of parting Day

G the curfew talls theel of parting Day Day the Lo her wi slowly or the

Day the Lo her wi slowly or the

Day the Lo her wi slowly or the Le the fluff man hward plot his dear

Le the fluff man hward plot his dear

Le the fluff man hward plot his dear re and leaves the world to Darkness and

re and leaves the world to Darkness and

re and leaves the world to Darkness and to

to

to me

incredible yeah I'll work on her

incredible yeah I'll work on her

incredible yeah I'll work on her pronunciation thank you Jamilla and now

pronunciation thank you Jamilla and now

pronunciation thank you Jamilla and now from Spain to entertain you comes F

sanes all right all right all right and

sanes all right all right all right and

sanes all right all right all right and Mr Brown he tell you I am from Spain

Mr Brown he tell you I am from Spain

Mr Brown he tell you I am from Spain that surprise you when I speak I have no

that surprise you when I speak I have no

that surprise you when I speak I have no accent at

accent at

accent at all in Spain one times I was going to be

all in Spain one times I was going to be

all in Spain one times I was going to be the the bull fighter so one Sunday

the the bull fighter so one Sunday

the the bull fighter so one Sunday afternoon I go to the bull fight and

afternoon I go to the bull fight and

afternoon I go to the bull fight and they put me in the Bull

Ring The Bull comes out I look at the

Ring The Bull comes out I look at the

Ring The Bull comes out I look at the bull and the bull he look at me the bull

bull and the bull he look at me the bull

bull and the bull he look at me the bull he look at me and I look at the

he look at me and I look at the

he look at me and I look at the bull and you know what

bull and you know what

bull and you know what thing the bull was better looking than

thing the bull was better looking than

thing the bull was better looking than me

me

me hey why you know

hey why you know

hey why you know laugh

laugh

laugh sorry so I not become the bull fighter

sorry so I not become the bull fighter

sorry so I not become the bull fighter because I don't kill pretty

because I don't kill pretty

because I don't kill pretty Bulls

good you never saw me dance the flamco I

good you never saw me dance the flamco I

good you never saw me dance the flamco I do it very good

[Laughter]

oh

oh

oh [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] right and uh finally to um to complete

right and uh finally to um to complete

right and uh finally to um to complete our

our

our contribution Greece and Sweden combine

contribution Greece and Sweden combine

contribution Greece and Sweden combine Maximillian pep andrios and ingred

Maximillian pep andrios and ingred

Maximillian pep andrios and ingred [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] spencon

spencon

spencon okay and now my beautiful assistant and

okay and now my beautiful assistant and

okay and now my beautiful assistant and I are going to do some uh jiggling

I are going to do some uh jiggling

I are going to do some uh jiggling juggling

juggling

juggling okay you ready up hi ready ham

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Laughter]

okay home need is a little practice I

okay home need is a little practice I

okay home need is a little practice I can't afford the plate

can't afford the plate

can't afford the plate well on sit

well on sit

well on sit down well Mr Brown I

down well Mr Brown I

down well Mr Brown I think I think we can write your curse

think I think we can write your curse

think I think we can write your curse off oh please miss Courtney the students

off oh please miss Courtney the students

off oh please miss Courtney the students will be so disappointed I mean we still

will be so disappointed I mean we still

will be so disappointed I mean we still have three days just give us a chance oh

have three days just give us a chance oh

have three days just give us a chance oh well very well but remember this Mr

well very well but remember this Mr

well very well but remember this Mr Brown good jobs are hard to

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] find

thank you the Weight

thank you the Weight

thank you the Weight Watchers watching myself now ladies and

Watchers watching myself now ladies and

Watchers watching myself now ladies and gentlemen For Your Entertainment here is

gentlemen For Your Entertainment here is

gentlemen For Your Entertainment here is Jeremy Brown and his United

Jeremy Brown and his United

Jeremy Brown and his United [Music]

Nations

Nations

Nations thank

thank

thank [Music]

you

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[Music] [Applause]

do

do

do [Music]

[Music]

[Music] do

do

do [Music]

[Music]

[Music] do do do

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[Music]

[Music] do

do

do [Music]

hey hello s hello L hey what's all this

hey hello s hello L hey what's all this

hey hello s hello L hey what's all this it's a bird G I see it's not an

it's a bird G I see it's not an

it's a bird G I see it's not an elephant don't be stupid s you can't get

elephant don't be stupid s you can't get

elephant don't be stupid s you can't get an elephant in a cage I think he makes

an elephant in a cage I think he makes

an elephant in a cage I think he makes the joke

oh what sort of a bird is it then a

oh what sort of a bird is it then a

oh what sort of a bird is it then a Cocker

Cocker

Cocker three b p a Cocker three cocka Tre hey

three b p a Cocker three cocka Tre hey

three b p a Cocker three cocka Tre hey you're one Cocker too

you're one Cocker too

you're one Cocker too many it's a cockle too Oh you mean

many it's a cockle too Oh you mean

many it's a cockle too Oh you mean it's a t of a parrot that's right yeah

it's a t of a parrot that's right yeah

it's a t of a parrot that's right yeah oh what are you going to call this

oh what are you going to call this

oh what are you going to call this parrot then hly that's

parrot then hly that's

parrot then hly that's original a that is just who we want to

original a that is just who we want to

original a that is just who we want to see oh well if it's tea on tick you're

see oh well if it's tea on tick you're

see oh well if it's tea on tick you're after forget it no no no no look we just

after forget it no no no no look we just

after forget it no no no no look we just bought the bird and we want to leave it

bought the bird and we want to leave it

bought the bird and we want to leave it with you how do you want it cooking

with you how do you want it cooking

with you how do you want it cooking don't want it cooking it's our new pit

don't want it cooking it's our new pit

don't want it cooking it's our new pit oh well how was I to know people eat

oh well how was I to know people eat

oh well how was I to know people eat anything these days look we just want

anything these days look we just want

anything these days look we just want you to look after it until we finish

you to look after it until we finish

you to look after it until we finish class okay yes all right put it behind

class okay yes all right put it behind

class okay yes all right put it behind the counter

okay

okay

okay thank you your

leadership evening Sydney hello Mr Brown

leadership evening Sydney hello Mr Brown

leadership evening Sydney hello Mr Brown have a good weekend lousy got the

have a good weekend lousy got the

have a good weekend lousy got the Mother-in-law staying with us ah how'd

Mother-in-law staying with us ah how'd

Mother-in-law staying with us ah how'd you get on well with her then she's

you get on well with her then she's

you get on well with her then she's never forgiven me for marrying her

never forgiven me for marrying her

never forgiven me for marrying her daughter and I've never forgiven of her

daughter and I've never forgiven of her

daughter and I've never forgiven of her for letting

for letting

for letting me you know last night was only one

me you know last night was only one

me you know last night was only one thing that stopped me putting my head in

thing that stopped me putting my head in

thing that stopped me putting my head in the gas oven what was that we're all

the gas oven what was that we're all

the gas oven what was that we're all electric I'll cheer up Sid remember when

electric I'll cheer up Sid remember when

electric I'll cheer up Sid remember when you feel things can't be worse they can

you feel things can't be worse they can

you feel things can't be worse they can only get better that's true true I

only get better that's true true I

only get better that's true true I suppose she has got a pop off

sometime H good

sometime H good

sometime H good evening Brown you're just the man I'm

evening Brown you're just the man I'm

evening Brown you're just the man I'm wanting me yes can you help me I'll do

wanting me yes can you help me I'll do

wanting me yes can you help me I'll do my best I have the big problems yeah

my best I have the big problems yeah

my best I have the big problems yeah well I'm afraid I can't do much about

well I'm afraid I can't do much about

well I'm afraid I can't do much about those no not that problem oh sorry

those no not that problem oh sorry

those no not that problem oh sorry my life she's a mess up is she I mean is

my life she's a mess up is she I mean is

my life she's a mess up is she I mean is it what sort of a mess up I tell you

it what sort of a mess up I tell you

it what sort of a mess up I tell you last month I met this boy ah an affair

last month I met this boy ah an affair

last month I met this boy ah an affair of the heart this boy Pierre he keeps

of the heart this boy Pierre he keeps

of the heart this boy Pierre he keeps writing to me Pierre he's a foreigner no

writing to me Pierre he's a foreigner no

writing to me Pierre he's a foreigner no he's

he's

he's French to me he's a never mind go on HRI

French to me he's a never mind go on HRI

French to me he's a never mind go on HRI has found the letters oh the plot

has found the letters oh the plot

has found the letters oh the plot thickens I not like a jealous man Pier

thickens I not like a jealous man Pier

thickens I not like a jealous man Pier no oh HRI Marcel he works with ar as a

no oh HRI Marcel he works with ar as a

no oh HRI Marcel he works with ar as a Consul I'm sorry I'm a bit confused who

Consul I'm sorry I'm a bit confused who

Consul I'm sorry I'm a bit confused who is Marcel jealous of Pierre or

is Marcel jealous of Pierre or

is Marcel jealous of Pierre or em I shouldn't have

em I shouldn't have

em I shouldn't have asked there's another thing he keeps

asked there's another thing he keeps

asked there's another thing he keeps telephoning me who Pierre HRI Marcel or

telephoning me who Pierre HRI Marcel or

telephoning me who Pierre HRI Marcel or J I've heard of safety and numbers but

J I've heard of safety and numbers but

J I've heard of safety and numbers but this is ridiculous they're all after the

this is ridiculous they're all after the

this is ridiculous they're all after the one thing my buddy that's all they

one thing my buddy that's all they

one thing my buddy that's all they after well you must just try and

after well you must just try and

after well you must just try and discourage them oh no I like

discourage them oh no I like

discourage them oh no I like it as Monday H Tuesday Marcel Wednesdays

it as Monday H Tuesday Marcel Wednesdays

it as Monday H Tuesday Marcel Wednesdays Emil Thursdays and on Fridays that is my

Emil Thursdays and on Fridays that is my

Emil Thursdays and on Fridays that is my problem what is my Saturdays and Sundays

problem what is my Saturdays and Sundays

problem what is my Saturdays and Sundays they are so

they are so

they are so dull ah good evening Anna you're busy no

dull ah good evening Anna you're busy no

dull ah good evening Anna you're busy no no no it just finished good I have an

no no it just finished good I have an

no no it just finished good I have an grosser problem Oh not another one who

grosser problem Oh not another one who

grosser problem Oh not another one who is it Hans Carl Wilhelm or

is it Hans Carl Wilhelm or

is it Hans Carl Wilhelm or Adolf no it is my homework oh sorry your

Adolf no it is my homework oh sorry your

Adolf no it is my homework oh sorry your question is asking what is correct

question is asking what is correct

question is asking what is correct address for Member of Parliament yes I

address for Member of Parliament yes I

address for Member of Parliament yes I do not know any members of parliament

do not know any members of parliament

do not know any members of parliament are living now the question means how do

are living now the question means how do

are living now the question means how do you address them what do you call an MP

you address them what do you call an MP

you address them what do you call an MP ah I don't know that either right

ah I don't know that either right

ah I don't know that either right honorable y they want me to write it on

honorable y they want me to write it on

honorable y they want me to write it on the Blackboard no not w r i t e r i g HT

the Blackboard no not w r i t e r i g HT

the Blackboard no not w r i t e r i g HT right right right right

right right right right

right right right right right

scre you chicken go you take away what

scre you chicken go you take away what

scre you chicken go you take away what is going

is going

is going on m is him oh blimy he has gone

on m is him oh blimy he has gone

on m is him oh blimy he has gone oranges yes please give me bananas J

oranges yes please give me bananas J

oranges yes please give me bananas J good not opening this door I'm breaking

good not opening this door I'm breaking

good not opening this door I'm breaking it down unlock the door oh no I'm not

it down unlock the door oh no I'm not

it down unlock the door oh no I'm not unlocking the door if you want unlock it

unlocking the door if you want unlock it

unlocking the door if you want unlock it I will I have been warning you now I'm

I will I have been warning you now I'm

I will I have been warning you now I'm coming

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] in what is the meaning of this the

in what is the meaning of this the

in what is the meaning of this the meaning

meaning

meaning is some damn fool is opening the door

is some damn fool is opening the door

is some damn fool is opening the door just as I'm charging it Mr Brown opens

just as I'm charging it Mr Brown opens

just as I'm charging it Mr Brown opens the

the

the door thousand apologies right come over

door thousand apologies right come over

door thousand apologies right come over here Ally now what is all this about

here Ally now what is all this about

here Ally now what is all this about that Barbarian is calling me a hariry

that Barbarian is calling me a hariry

that Barbarian is calling me a hariry G is this true Ali yes please but this

G is this true Ali yes please but this

G is this true Ali yes please but this Infidel is calling me the son of a crosy

Infidel is calling me the son of a crosy

Infidel is calling me the son of a crosy camel

camel

camel not I am calling him an illegitimate son

not I am calling him an illegitimate son

not I am calling him an illegitimate son of a cross side com yeah well it's not

of a cross side com yeah well it's not

of a cross side com yeah well it's not good

good

good enough ah you want me to be calling him

enough ah you want me to be calling him

enough ah you want me to be calling him something

something

something worse I don't want anybody calling

worse I don't want anybody calling

worse I don't want anybody calling anybody anything whatever your

anybody anything whatever your

anybody anything whatever your differences are kindly leave them

differences are kindly leave them

differences are kindly leave them outside the classroom now sit down the

outside the classroom now sit down the

outside the classroom now sit down the pair of you come

on ah

on ah

on ah ter

AO did you have a good

AO did you have a good

AO did you have a good weekend spend a weekend reading booko by

weekend spend a weekend reading booko by

weekend spend a weekend reading booko by Charles dickon oh which booko were you

Charles dickon oh which booko were you

Charles dickon oh which booko were you reading of

reading of

reading of which which book were you reading Oliver

which which book were you reading Oliver

which which book were you reading Oliver Twist really do you understand most of

Twist really do you understand most of

Twist really do you understand most of the words I understand all words what

the words I understand all words what

the words I understand all words what even the old English no Old English

even the old English no Old English

even the old English no Old English words in my book ah must have been a

words in my book ah must have been a

words in my book ah must have been a revised Edition no no Japanese

revised Edition no no Japanese

revised Edition no no Japanese addition I thought it was too good to be

addition I thought it was too good to be

addition I thought it was too good to be true good happening my Master G still

true good happening my Master G still

true good happening my Master G still knitting away oh no I am the knit

knitting away oh no I am the knit

knitting away oh no I am the knit cardan yeah what I meant was that you

cardan yeah what I meant was that you

cardan yeah what I meant was that you misunderstood what I was saying and you

misunderstood what I was saying and you

misunderstood what I was saying and you are being misunderstood what I am being

are being misunderstood what I am being

are being misunderstood what I am being knit why don't me just forget the whole

knit why don't me just forget the whole

knit why don't me just forget the whole thing evening Su not good for me oh de

thing evening Su not good for me oh de

thing evening Su not good for me oh de what's the matter I have Rost my little

what's the matter I have Rost my little

what's the matter I have Rost my little lead book oh good uh I mean bad luck I

lead book oh good uh I mean bad luck I

lead book oh good uh I mean bad luck I look everywhere but not find it does

look everywhere but not find it does

look everywhere but not find it does this mean you won't be treating us to

this mean you won't be treating us to

this mean you won't be treating us to any of the honorable Chairman's

any of the honorable Chairman's

any of the honorable Chairman's quotations oh no no quotations by heart

quotations oh no no quotations by heart

quotations oh no no quotations by heart chairman ma he say in every

CL everybody Hoss only just made it

CL everybody Hoss only just made it

CL everybody Hoss only just made it sorry boss we had things to do that's

sorry boss we had things to do that's

sorry boss we had things to do that's right we just got a fantastic bird

right we just got a fantastic bird

right we just got a fantastic bird really does this bird have a name sure

really does this bird have a name sure

really does this bird have a name sure Polly future kindly refer to her as

Polly future kindly refer to her as

Polly future kindly refer to her as Polly and not as a bird OK Ki she's

Polly and not as a bird OK Ki she's

Polly and not as a bird OK Ki she's going to be very good company for us at

going to be very good company for us at

going to be very good company for us at night

us what do you mean us well we're going

us what do you mean us well we're going

us what do you mean us well we're going to share her one night she sleeps with

to share her one night she sleeps with

to share her one night she sleeps with me another night she sleeps with

me another night she sleeps with

me another night she sleeps with maxi I don't think I want to hear

maxi I don't think I want to hear

maxi I don't think I want to hear anymore why you not like birds well

anymore why you not like birds well

anymore why you not like birds well let's just say I don't like sharing them

let's just say I don't like sharing them

let's just say I don't like sharing them hey I fix something for you you give me

hey I fix something for you you give me

hey I fix something for you you give me a fiber we go get you a bird sure what

a fiber we go get you a bird sure what

a fiber we go get you a bird sure what color you

color you

color you want but what color is yours mostly red

want but what color is yours mostly red

want but what color is yours mostly red with the blue neck and a green

with the blue neck and a green

with the blue neck and a green breast ah the penni's dropped

breast ah the penni's dropped

breast ah the penni's dropped where hlly is a parrot well that's right

where hlly is a parrot well that's right

where hlly is a parrot well that's right what do you think she is an

what do you think she is an

what do you think she is an elephant doesn't matter sit down what

elephant doesn't matter sit down what

elephant doesn't matter sit down what about the penny ignore the penny when F

about the penny ignore the penny when F

about the penny ignore the penny when F you're late never mind poor favore you

you're late never mind poor favore you

you're late never mind poor favore you should have been here 5 minutes ago why

should have been here 5 minutes ago why

should have been here 5 minutes ago why what

happened

happened

happened stio thank you Sor right why you like H

stio thank you Sor right why you like H

stio thank you Sor right why you like H I tell you my boss where I work he tell

I tell you my boss where I work he tell

I tell you my boss where I work he tell me about a horse who's going to win the

me about a horse who's going to win the

me about a horse who's going to win the big race tomorrow very clever horse

big race tomorrow very clever horse

big race tomorrow very clever horse talking horse when horses don't talk she

talking horse when horses don't talk she

talking horse when horses don't talk she he told me he get the tip straight from

he told me he get the tip straight from

he told me he get the tip straight from the horse's

the horse's

the horse's mouth that's just a racing term all

mouth that's just a racing term all

mouth that's just a racing term all right then he tell me to put my shet on

right then he tell me to put my shet on

right then he tell me to put my shet on horse you didn't nah oh thank goodness

horse you didn't nah oh thank goodness

horse you didn't nah oh thank goodness for that my wouldn't fit the

for that my wouldn't fit the

for that my wouldn't fit the horse

horse

horse I bet 101 to win on the horse and10 is a

I bet 101 to win on the horse and10 is a

I bet 101 to win on the horse and10 is a lot of money you could lose no lose

lot of money you could lose no lose

lot of money you could lose no lose tomorrow I'll be plenty Rich M look

tomorrow I'll be plenty Rich M look

tomorrow I'll be plenty Rich M look there's no such thing as a certainty

there's no such thing as a certainty

there's no such thing as a certainty sheor my horse is sure to win how do you

sheor my horse is sure to win how do you

sheor my horse is sure to win how do you know you see I tell you big race starts

know you see I tell you big race starts

know you see I tell you big race starts 2:00 all right yes book a maker he tell

2:00 all right yes book a maker he tell

2:00 all right yes book a maker he tell me my horse starts at 10

me my horse starts at 10

me my horse starts at 10 to1

those are the odds your horse will start

those are the odds your horse will start

those are the odds your horse will start at 2:00 just like all the rest he tried

at 2:00 just like all the rest he tried

at 2:00 just like all the rest he tried to cheat me I go punch his face you do

to cheat me I go punch his face you do

to cheat me I go punch his face you do no such thing sit down it's time we all

no such thing sit down it's time we all

no such thing sit down it's time we all started work now just take the register

started work now just take the register

started work now just take the register to miss Courtney and then we'll have a

to miss Courtney and then we'll have a

to miss Courtney and then we'll have a look at your homework

right this CAU me I brought the register

right this CAU me I brought the register

right this CAU me I brought the register two absentees tonight ingred and Zan hey

two absentees tonight ingred and Zan hey

two absentees tonight ingred and Zan hey well I've had a letter from your

well I've had a letter from your

well I've had a letter from your Hungarian student oh has he gone sick no

Hungarian student oh has he gone sick no

Hungarian student oh has he gone sick no he's gone back to hungry oh

enter Excuse Me Miss courney yes what

enter Excuse Me Miss courney yes what

enter Excuse Me Miss courney yes what you

you

you want I'm Sheikh Al hammed and I'm

want I'm Sheikh Al hammed and I'm

want I'm Sheikh Al hammed and I'm interested in your English classes oh

interested in your English classes oh

interested in your English classes oh well you don't mind me saying so your

well you don't mind me saying so your

well you don't mind me saying so your English is fairly good thank you it is

English is fairly good thank you it is

English is fairly good thank you it is comforting to know that my years at

comforting to know that my years at

comforting to know that my years at Oxford were not

Oxford were not

Oxford were not wasted

wasted

wasted however I would like my personal

however I would like my personal

however I would like my personal chauffer to join your class I'm afraid

chauffer to join your class I'm afraid

chauffer to join your class I'm afraid that is quite impossible it is midterm

that is quite impossible it is midterm

that is quite impossible it is midterm and students are not permitted to join

and students are not permitted to join

and students are not permitted to join halfway through a course rules are rules

halfway through a course rules are rules

halfway through a course rules are rules I'm sure you could make an exception for

I'm sure you could make an exception for

I'm sure you could make an exception for a little donation of uh uh

a little donation of uh uh

a little donation of uh uh £2,000 this isn't the dester hotel you

£2,000 this isn't the dester hotel you

£2,000 this isn't the dester hotel you know this is an educational

know this is an educational

know this is an educational establishment you can't expect us to

establishment you can't expect us to

establishment you can't expect us to bend the rules just cuz you plunk to

bend the rules just cuz you plunk to

bend the rules just cuz you plunk to Grand on the table can he miss Courtney

Grand on the table can he miss Courtney

Grand on the table can he miss Courtney well of course he

can where is your sha now

outside will you come in

now he's white people usually are from

now he's white people usually are from

now he's white people usually are from Glasgow you Scots but of course why do

Glasgow you Scots but of course why do

Glasgow you Scots but of course why do you want us to teach him English because

you want us to teach him English because

you want us to teach him English because I can't understand a word of what he

I can't understand a word of what he

I can't understand a word of what he says right John I know mean that I don't

says right John I know mean that I don't

says right John I know mean that I don't understand

how saying

how saying

how saying [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

JY

hello can I help you no don't SM just

hello can I help you no don't SM just

hello can I help you no don't SM just got hang here burner

10 sorry M but I think the whole idea is

10 sorry M but I think the whole idea is

10 sorry M but I think the whole idea is ridiculous I am supposed to teach

ridiculous I am supposed to teach

ridiculous I am supposed to teach English to foreign students he sounds

English to foreign students he sounds

English to foreign students he sounds like a foreign student look wouldn't it

like a foreign student look wouldn't it

like a foreign student look wouldn't it be far simpler for you to just get

be far simpler for you to just get

be far simpler for you to just get another chauffeur no I I couldn't do

another chauffeur no I I couldn't do

another chauffeur no I I couldn't do that you see Jock's father gave his life

that you see Jock's father gave his life

that you see Jock's father gave his life defending my father during the War I

defending my father during the War I

defending my father during the War I feel I owe him a living yeah well in

feel I owe him a living yeah well in

feel I owe him a living yeah well in that case why don't you make him very

that case why don't you make him very

that case why don't you make him very happy and give him a job in your hor

happy and give him a job in your hor

happy and give him a job in your hor room or something don't be stupid Mr

room or something don't be stupid Mr

room or something don't be stupid Mr Brown oh I wonder if you'd mind waiting

Brown oh I wonder if you'd mind waiting

Brown oh I wonder if you'd mind waiting outside for a moment while Mr Brown and

outside for a moment while Mr Brown and

outside for a moment while Mr Brown and I discuss this matter privately not at

all the door Mr

Brown

now listen to me Mr Brown you are a

now listen to me Mr Brown you are a

now listen to me Mr Brown you are a teacher of English and it is your job to

teacher of English and it is your job to

teacher of English and it is your job to teach English no matter who or what your

teach English no matter who or what your

teach English no matter who or what your students may happen to be don't

students may happen to be don't

students may happen to be don't interrupt now remember that the Arabs

interrupt now remember that the Arabs

interrupt now remember that the Arabs are extremely wealthy who knows what

are extremely wealthy who knows what

are extremely wealthy who knows what other benefits they may bestow upon us

other benefits they may bestow upon us

other benefits they may bestow upon us only the other day I was reading in the

only the other day I was reading in the

only the other day I was reading in the paper about an Arab who was so pleased

paper about an Arab who was so pleased

paper about an Arab who was so pleased with the service at his hotel that he

with the service at his hotel that he

with the service at his hotel that he presented the manager with a rollsroyce

presented the manager with a rollsroyce

presented the manager with a rollsroyce well we are not running a hotel Miss

well we are not running a hotel Miss

well we are not running a hotel Miss Courtney money isn't a be all and then

Rolls-Royce yes well I suppose I could

Rolls-Royce yes well I suppose I could

Rolls-Royce yes well I suppose I could give it a try good look upon it as a

give it a try good look upon it as a

give it a try good look upon it as a challenge I'll do my

best I wonder if you would care to join

best I wonder if you would care to join

best I wonder if you would care to join me in a cup of tea in the office and

me in a cup of tea in the office and

me in a cup of tea in the office and then later on I'll show you around the

then later on I'll show you around the

then later on I'll show you around the school how very kind of

you

oh what am i d go away you want hang

oh what am i d go away you want hang

oh what am i d go away you want hang about here or what i' like you to hang

about here or what i' like you to hang

about here or what i' like you to hang about I'm going to try and teach you to

about I'm going to try and teach you to

about I'm going to try and teach you to speak English oh don't it's a little up

speak English oh don't it's a little up

speak English oh don't it's a little up she me no B well I'm not exactly jumping

she me no B well I'm not exactly jumping

she me no B well I'm not exactly jumping for joy

myself Tower of bab can't you think of

myself Tower of bab can't you think of

myself Tower of bab can't you think of anything better to do than chatter to

anything better to do than chatter to

anything better to do than chatter to each other sure hey we go for a cup of

each other sure hey we go for a cup of

each other sure hey we go for a cup of tea that's a good idea Don't Do No Such

tea that's a good idea Don't Do No Such

tea that's a good idea Don't Do No Such Thing sit down be quiet and pay

Thing sit down be quiet and pay

Thing sit down be quiet and pay attention right you'd better sit next to

attention right you'd better sit next to

attention right you'd better sit next to an okay how's it

gone what is your name HH Hector dug

gone what is your name HH Hector dug

gone what is your name HH Hector dug Donald Stewart

Donald Stewart

Donald Stewart McGregor well I'll put you down as Jun

McGregor well I'll put you down as Jun

McGregor well I'll put you down as Jun oh like J well as you can see we have a

oh like J well as you can see we have a

oh like J well as you can see we have a new student is they all very lucky for

new student is they all very lucky for

new student is they all very lucky for help me as one of you you know what I

help me as one of you you know what I

help me as one of you you know what I mean or as you see yourself oh I new and

mean or as you see yourself oh I new and

mean or as you see yourself oh I new and all that haish bashing

all that haish bashing

all that haish bashing nons don't blind me what language is he

nons don't blind me what language is he

nons don't blind me what language is he speaking I believe it or not it's

speaking I believe it or not it's

speaking I believe it or not it's English a he's right off you know he's

English a he's right off you know he's

English a he's right off you know he's right off if that is English what

right off if that is English what

right off if that is English what language is it that we are learning Mr

language is it that we are learning Mr

language is it that we are learning Mr McGregor is speaking in dialect I

McGregor is speaking in dialect I

McGregor is speaking in dialect I thought you said he was speaking

thought you said he was speaking

thought you said he was speaking English was English but with a dialect

English was English but with a dialect

English was English but with a dialect hey I know all about them

dialects you do sure I seen them on

dialects you do sure I seen them on

dialects you do sure I seen them on television Doctor Who and the

television Doctor Who and the

television Doctor Who and the dialects no that's dialect ah Okie

dialects no that's dialect ah Okie

dialects no that's dialect ah Okie kie a dialect is a form of speech

kie a dialect is a form of speech

kie a dialect is a form of speech peculiar to certain areas tell them

peculiar to certain areas tell them

peculiar to certain areas tell them where your frog I am a

where your frog I am a

where your frog I am a jock what is jock oh Master G please I

jock what is jock oh Master G please I

jock what is jock oh Master G please I am be know what is jock good would you

am be know what is jock good would you

am be know what is jock good would you like to tell us all a jck is be a funny

like to tell us all a jck is be a funny

like to tell us all a jck is be a funny story

J Miller that's a joke Mr McGregor is

J Miller that's a joke Mr McGregor is

J Miller that's a joke Mr McGregor is from Scotland which is part of Great

from Scotland which is part of Great

from Scotland which is part of Great Britain Great Britain is comprised of

Britain Great Britain is comprised of

Britain Great Britain is comprised of England Ireland Scotland and Wales

England Ireland Scotland and Wales

England Ireland Scotland and Wales no what do you mean no not Wales in

no what do you mean no not Wales in

no what do you mean no not Wales in England whales in the

sea talking about Wales the country at

sea talking about Wales the country at

sea talking about Wales the country at the end of the M4 ah sorry wrong

the end of the M4 ah sorry wrong

the end of the M4 ah sorry wrong number I'm not quite sure what to do

number I'm not quite sure what to do

number I'm not quite sure what to do with you for the moment oh well it's you

with you for the moment oh well it's you

with you for the moment oh well it's you s say in that case I'll just gang away

s say in that case I'll just gang away

s say in that case I'll just gang away not gang going anywhere just sit down

not gang going anywhere just sit down

not gang going anywhere just sit down for a start you can concentrate on your

for a start you can concentrate on your

for a start you can concentrate on your addiction well I don't don't what you

addiction well I don't don't what you

addiction well I don't don't what you saying well for example repeat after me

saying well for example repeat after me

saying well for example repeat after me the fat black cat sat on the mat the fat

the fat black cat sat on the mat the fat

the fat black cat sat on the mat the fat black cat sat on

black cat sat on

black cat sat on M no no no no let's take each word

M no no no no let's take each word

M no no no no let's take each word separately all right the the fat the no

separately all right the the fat the no

separately all right the the fat the no not fat fat fat black black cat cat

sat m

sat m

sat m m good now try the whole thing if i'

m good now try the whole thing if i'

m good now try the whole thing if i' like I shine them

like I shine them

like I shine them [Music]

[Music]

[Music] up well you better just sit there and

up well you better just sit there and

up well you better just sit there and listen while I get on with the rest of

listen while I get on with the rest of

listen while I get on with the rest of the lesson all right they ever P

the lesson all right they ever P

the lesson all right they ever P yourselves son you're all

right what are you doing I'm the dram oh

right what are you doing I'm the dram oh

right what are you doing I'm the dram oh you f you touch a Stag's breath yourself

you f you touch a Stag's breath yourself

you f you touch a Stag's breath yourself why certainly not and I don't allow

why certainly not and I don't allow

why certainly not and I don't allow drinking in the classroom oh see we'll

drinking in the classroom oh see we'll

drinking in the classroom oh see we'll help your to smoke if you feel like no

help your to smoke if you feel like no

help your to smoke if you feel like no drinking and no smoking God it's worse

drinking and no smoking God it's worse

drinking and no smoking God it's worse than being in a Kirk that's right right

than being in a Kirk that's right right

than being in a Kirk that's right right now if you recall I asked you each to

now if you recall I asked you each to

now if you recall I asked you each to write a brief essay on your various

write a brief essay on your various

write a brief essay on your various beliefs I hope we all done so Su would

beliefs I hope we all done so Su would

beliefs I hope we all done so Su would you like to read us out your essay what

you like to read us out your essay what

you like to read us out your essay what I believe firstly I not believe in liion

I believe firstly I not believe in liion

I believe firstly I not believe in liion excuse me suly the subject was what you

excuse me suly the subject was what you

excuse me suly the subject was what you believe not what you don't believe

believe not what you don't believe

believe not what you don't believe firstly it is necessary to make platform

firstly it is necessary to make platform

firstly it is necessary to make platform on which intellectual thought can stand

on which intellectual thought can stand

on which intellectual thought can stand when building house it is necessary to

when building house it is necessary to

when building house it is necessary to make firm foundations excuse me please

make firm foundations excuse me please

make firm foundations excuse me please I'm not understanding something yes Alie

I'm not understanding something yes Alie

I'm not understanding something yes Alie what is it you're not understanding I'm

what is it you're not understanding I'm

what is it you're not understanding I'm not understanding a word of what she's

not understanding a word of what she's

not understanding a word of what she's talking

talking

talking about I quite agree Al suly does rather

about I quite agree Al suly does rather

about I quite agree Al suly does rather tend to be dialectically verbose oh blim

tend to be dialectically verbose oh blim

tend to be dialectically verbose oh blim me now I'm not understanding what you

me now I'm not understanding what you

me now I'm not understanding what you are

are

are saying point taken uh right sit down

saying point taken uh right sit down

saying point taken uh right sit down Ellie thank you carry on Su and this

Ellie thank you carry on Su and this

Ellie thank you carry on Su and this time stick to the

time stick to the

time stick to the point I bre everyone is equal in eyes of

point I bre everyone is equal in eyes of

point I bre everyone is equal in eyes of State I breath in ch Ma I believe in

State I breath in ch Ma I believe in

State I breath in ch Ma I believe in dictatorship of plal and Su of capital

dictatorship of plal and Su of capital

dictatorship of plal and Su of capital ah

ah

ah rubbish rubbish Western World collap and

rubbish rubbish Western World collap and

rubbish rubbish Western World collap and evil ah we hav pading your py

evil ah we hav pading your py

evil ah we hav pading your py Feld that iort you to L shut your

Feld that iort you to L shut your

Feld that iort you to L shut your G time to keep your remarks to yourself

G time to keep your remarks to yourself

G time to keep your remarks to yourself excuse

please not polite to insult lady please

please not polite to insult lady please

please not polite to insult lady please apologize get

apologize get

apologize get naughty put up your

naughty put up your

naughty put up your fist H yeah okay har K if it's a fight

fist H yeah okay har K if it's a fight

fist H yeah okay har K if it's a fight you want you'll get one you

ready

ready

ready honorable must be satisfied all yeah

honorable must be satisfied all yeah

honorable must be satisfied all yeah well you can satisfy it after class sit

well you can satisfy it after class sit

well you can satisfy it after class sit down

T and as for you I'd be obliged if you

T and as for you I'd be obliged if you

T and as for you I'd be obliged if you would keep

quiet thank you suly I'll read your

quiet thank you suly I'll read your

quiet thank you suly I'll read your essay later um Juan would you like to

essay later um Juan would you like to

essay later um Juan would you like to read us your essay

s what I believe by

s what I believe by

s what I believe by juvant

juvant

juvant so F so

so F so

so F so good yes come on get on with it all

good yes come on get on with it all

good yes come on get on with it all right right I believe in one God and I

right right I believe in one God and I

right right I believe in one God and I believe in Jesus Christ

Spirit now Jesus Christ

Spirit now Jesus Christ

Spirit now Jesus Christ Spirit was the first Roman Catholic Oh

Spirit was the first Roman Catholic Oh

Spirit was the first Roman Catholic Oh what are you on about your big chanter

what are you on about your big chanter

what are you on about your big chanter ass left

ass left

ass left for fa he is Jewish for jock is trying

for fa he is Jewish for jock is trying

for fa he is Jewish for jock is trying to make the point that Christ was Jewish

to make the point that Christ was Jewish

to make the point that Christ was Jewish no he was a Roman Catholic no it wasn't

no he was a Roman Catholic no it wasn't

no he was a Roman Catholic no it wasn't it was a Jewish I punched you in your

it was a Jewish I punched you in your

it was a Jewish I punched you in your head I kicking you up at the back side

head I kicking you up at the back side

head I kicking you up at the back side and I kick you out the front

and I kick you out the front

and I kick you out the front side and be leaving something for me

side and be leaving something for me

side and be leaving something for me also okay

who go sit down as for you if I have any

who go sit down as for you if I have any

who go sit down as for you if I have any more interruptions from you out you go

more interruptions from you out you go

more interruptions from you out you go all right all right not a

all right all right not a

all right all right not a word

word

word good I go I no ju your beliefs are just

good I go I no ju your beliefs are just

good I go I no ju your beliefs are just as controversial as Su doesn't me sit

as controversial as Su doesn't me sit

as controversial as Su doesn't me sit down there yeah come

down there yeah come

down there yeah come on we'll try you

on we'll try you

on we'll try you ranit I am believing that all men are

ranit I am believing that all men are

ranit I am believing that all men are being born equal oh

being born equal oh

being born equal oh no J I have warned you oh come on Jimmy

no J I have warned you oh come on Jimmy

no J I have warned you oh come on Jimmy I can't be expected to sit here and

I can't be expected to sit here and

I can't be expected to sit here and listen to Charlie chapati claiming his

listen to Charlie chapati claiming his

listen to Charlie chapati claiming his face

face

face nothing he's calling you Charlie

chapati oh well the same goes for you

chapati oh well the same goes for you

chapati oh well the same goes for you take away

Tommy I give you a bunch of

f all go to

T and as for you you can just go

T and as for you you can just go

T and as for you you can just go to just

to just

to just go where is everybody going we do it

go where is everybody going we do it

go where is everybody going we do it quietly Miss Courtney I'm sorry I'm

quietly Miss Courtney I'm sorry I'm

quietly Miss Courtney I'm sorry I'm afraid I can't do it can't do what put

afraid I can't do it can't do what put

afraid I can't do it can't do what put up with our Scottish friend he's a he's

up with our Scottish friend he's a he's

up with our Scottish friend he's a he's a disruptive influence on the rest of

a disruptive influence on the rest of

a disruptive influence on the rest of the class Mr Brown I am afraid that you

the class Mr Brown I am afraid that you

the class Mr Brown I am afraid that you must I have invited the shake to meet

must I have invited the shake to meet

must I have invited the shake to meet the Board of Governors he has promised

the Board of Governors he has promised

the Board of Governors he has promised to give us a new school hall I don't

to give us a new school hall I don't

to give us a new school hall I don't care if he's promised to give you the

care if he's promised to give you the

care if he's promised to give you the Albert Hall forgive me I couldn't help

Albert Hall forgive me I couldn't help

Albert Hall forgive me I couldn't help overhearing is there some sort of

overhearing is there some sort of

overhearing is there some sort of problem no yes I'm afraid I cannot put

problem no yes I'm afraid I cannot put

problem no yes I'm afraid I cannot put up any longer with this chauffer of

up any longer with this chauffer of

up any longer with this chauffer of yours he's rude self-opinionated and

yours he's rude self-opinionated and

yours he's rude self-opinionated and extremely unpleasant and you can keep

extremely unpleasant and you can keep

extremely unpleasant and you can keep your

rollsroyce an extraordinary man hey you

rollsroyce an extraordinary man hey you

rollsroyce an extraordinary man hey you better wait in the car okay GA just hang

better wait in the car okay GA just hang

better wait in the car okay GA just hang about inside the motor now eh

about inside the motor now eh

about inside the motor now eh right that is a Pity I was quite looking

right that is a Pity I was quite looking

right that is a Pity I was quite looking forward to meeting your Board of

forward to meeting your Board of

forward to meeting your Board of Governors and so you shall but now that

Governors and so you shall but now that

Governors and so you shall but now that sir Iran have changed well circumstances

sir Iran have changed well circumstances

sir Iran have changed well circumstances may have changed but the object of the

may have changed but the object of the

may have changed but the object of the exercise Remains the Same now forgive me

exercise Remains the Same now forgive me

exercise Remains the Same now forgive me if I'm wrong but uh as far as I

if I'm wrong but uh as far as I

if I'm wrong but uh as far as I understand it you wish to be able to

understand it you wish to be able to

understand it you wish to be able to converse with your Scottish

converse with your Scottish

converse with your Scottish chaffa yes but I fail to see how that

chaffa yes but I fail to see how that

chaffa yes but I fail to see how that can be achieved now well every problem

can be achieved now well every problem

can be achieved now well every problem has its solution and that is he does as

has its solution and that is he does as

has its solution and that is he does as I tell him or he gets the

suck that's question not the answer

suck that's question not the answer

suck that's question not the answer come everybody

come everybody

come everybody quickly I shall be taking you for the

quickly I shall be taking you for the

quickly I shall be taking you for the rest of the lesson and I won't stand for

rest of the lesson and I won't stand for

rest of the lesson and I won't stand for any nonsense what has happened to Mr

any nonsense what has happened to Mr

any nonsense what has happened to Mr Brown Mr Brown is in my office doing

Brown Mr Brown is in my office doing

Brown Mr Brown is in my office doing some private tuition repeat after me

some private tuition repeat after me

some private tuition repeat after me it's shab bra brick Moon lick Nick the

it's shab bra brick Moon lick Nick the

it's shab bra brick Moon lick Nick the Nick brick Moon Nick the Nick very good

Nick brick Moon Nick the Nick very good

Nick brick Moon Nick the Nick very good [Applause]

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do do do

do do do [Music]

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thank

you

you

you hello gladies tea no sugar tea no milk

hello gladies tea no sugar tea no milk

hello gladies tea no sugar tea no milk oh and how about you do you want your

oh and how about you do you want your

oh and how about you do you want your tea without milk or without sugar

tea without milk or without sugar

tea without milk or without sugar without tea for me

c you're in early tonight yeah we come

c you're in early tonight yeah we come

c you're in early tonight yeah we come early to do the homework every class

early to do the homework every class

early to do the homework every class time we are getting it wrong so we make

time we are getting it wrong so we make

time we are getting it wrong so we make a plan to meet here and do it all

a plan to meet here and do it all

a plan to meet here and do it all together PL smart

HH here we are

HH here we are

HH here we are I hope we are not being late no we just

I hope we are not being late no we just

I hope we are not being late no we just got here ourselves you want a te oh

got here ourselves you want a te oh

got here ourselves you want a te oh thank you very much not M apologies much

thank you very much not M apologies much

thank you very much not M apologies much better do the homework first before Mr

better do the homework first before Mr

better do the homework first before Mr brogno arrives that's a good idea okay

brogno arrives that's a good idea okay

brogno arrives that's a good idea okay first question give a single noun to

first question give a single noun to

first question give a single noun to replace the following phrase a person

replace the following phrase a person

replace the following phrase a person who has reached the AG of

who has reached the AG of

who has reached the AG of 100 anybody any ideas sure very old man

100 anybody any ideas sure very old man

100 anybody any ideas sure very old man that's not right she 100 year old very

that's not right she 100 year old very

that's not right she 100 year old very old man now we want a one word for

old man now we want a one word for

old man now we want a one word for someone who's at a 100 oh blimy I'm

someone who's at a 100 oh blimy I'm

someone who's at a 100 oh blimy I'm knowing that faruko what is faruko my

knowing that faruko what is faruko my

knowing that faruko what is faruko my uncle he's being a 100 years old that is

uncle he's being a 100 years old that is

uncle he's being a 100 years old that is not being the answer you tendu tweet

not being the answer you tendu tweet

not being the answer you tendu tweet right Punjabi PR you tell us the answer

right Punjabi PR you tell us the answer

right Punjabi PR you tell us the answer Centurion well that sounds okay to me

Centurion well that sounds okay to me

Centurion well that sounds okay to me OK everybody put down

soran next question

soran next question

soran next question right give the past tense and the past

right give the past tense and the past

right give the past tense and the past participle of the following verbs cling

participle of the following verbs cling

participle of the following verbs cling clun that's right

clun that's right

clun that's right Clank but that's the past tense now we

Clank but that's the past tense now we

Clank but that's the past tense now we want the past possible cling clang

clang I me Mr Brown will be surprised

clang I me Mr Brown will be surprised

clang I me Mr Brown will be surprised when he find out how clever we are next

when he find out how clever we are next

when he find out how clever we are next question past tense and past participle

question past tense and past participle

question past tense and past participle of the word fly

of the word fly

of the word fly flu no no not a flu

flu no no not a flu

flu no no not a flu fly that's better fly we want One More

fly that's better fly we want One More

fly that's better fly we want One More We Get Fly flyed

F okay hey we must do the homework like

F okay hey we must do the homework like

F okay hey we must do the homework like this every time huh and the next

this every time huh and the next

this every time huh and the next question give hoosite in meaning to

question give hoosite in meaning to

question give hoosite in meaning to following nouns

following nouns

following nouns disappointment that

disappointment that

disappointment that appointment with due

appointment with due

appointment with due respect opposite of disappointment is

respect opposite of disappointment is

respect opposite of disappointment is Joy OK Tokyo can I have some milk please

Joy OK Tokyo can I have some milk please

Joy OK Tokyo can I have some milk please gladies hey Danielle what you got in the

gladies hey Danielle what you got in the

gladies hey Danielle what you got in the pr a bag of the

pr a bag of the

pr a bag of the potatoes no potato

Bambino hello Bambino

hey he speak to

hey he speak to

hey he speak to me nice little boy how are you knowing

me nice little boy how are you knowing

me nice little boy how are you knowing he's a little boy easy he's got what

he's a little boy easy he's got what

he's a little boy easy he's got what every little boy has blue

clothes here is it yours no it belongs

clothes here is it yours no it belongs

clothes here is it yours no it belongs to the family I work as aair they had to

to the family I work as aair they had to

to the family I work as aair they had to go out tonight so I thought i' bring him

go out tonight so I thought i' bring him

go out tonight so I thought i' bring him here to the lessons oh you can't do that

here to the lessons oh you can't do that

here to the lessons oh you can't do that why not well it's against regulations oh

why not well it's against regulations oh

why not well it's against regulations oh miss Courtney would never allow it are

miss Courtney would never allow it are

miss Courtney would never allow it are you sure I'm positive but what am I

you sure I'm positive but what am I

you sure I'm positive but what am I going to do I don't want to miss my

going to do I don't want to miss my

going to do I don't want to miss my classes well I'll tell you what I'll do

classes well I'll tell you what I'll do

classes well I'll tell you what I'll do you can leave him here behind my counter

you can leave him here behind my counter

you can leave him here behind my counter and collect him when you go home thank

and collect him when you go home thank

and collect him when you go home thank you Gladis oh don't mention

you Gladis oh don't mention

you Gladis oh don't mention it see you later

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[Music] boys holy

boys holy

boys holy ravioli what I'm thinking now I could be

ravioli what I'm thinking now I could be

ravioli what I'm thinking now I could be excommunicated I was excommunicated 5

excommunicated I was excommunicated 5

excommunicated I was excommunicated 5 minutes

minutes

minutes ago you a collective noun to describe a

ago you a collective noun to describe a

ago you a collective noun to describe a group of footballers uh Real Madrid oh

group of footballers uh Real Madrid oh

group of footballers uh Real Madrid oh that is no good answer the correct

that is no good answer the correct

that is no good answer the correct answer is a team hey that's right

answer is a team hey that's right

answer is a team hey that's right team who said that I

team who said that I

team who said that I did

did

did whoopsy hey how long youve been here

whoopsy hey how long youve been here

whoopsy hey how long youve been here long enough look homework means work you

long enough look homework means work you

long enough look homework means work you do at home individually not here

do at home individually not here

do at home individually not here collectively as you obviously cannot be

collectively as you obviously cannot be

collectively as you obviously cannot be trusted you'll all stay behind after

trusted you'll all stay behind after

trusted you'll all stay behind after class and do your homework then come

class and do your homework then come

class and do your homework then come along

along

along the now then what about a nice smile

the now then what about a nice smile

the now then what about a nice smile here aune glad oh you know you're a

here aune glad oh you know you're a

here aune glad oh you know you're a lovely

lovely

lovely fell I say glad is going to tickle you

tmy here give us a nice kiss

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[Music] oh hello SED glish look what you do is

oh hello SED glish look what you do is

oh hello SED glish look what you do is your own Affair but I shouldn't let Miss

your own Affair but I shouldn't let Miss

your own Affair but I shouldn't let Miss Courtney catch you at it oh what do you

Courtney catch you at it oh what do you

Courtney catch you at it oh what do you mean I heard you oh I'm doing it as a

mean I heard you oh I'm doing it as a

mean I heard you oh I'm doing it as a favor here want to title his

tummy his tummy he likes it

tummy his tummy he likes it

tummy his tummy he likes it look it's a SAU lid little Lipper it's

look it's a SAU lid little Lipper it's

look it's a SAU lid little Lipper it's Danielle's I'm looking after it for us

Danielle's I'm looking after it for us

Danielle's I'm looking after it for us night he a lovely little

night he a lovely little

night he a lovely little fell how are you then goody guci

fell how are you then goody guci

fell how are you then goody guci guci good he bit me on everybody faes

guci good he bit me on everybody faes

guci good he bit me on everybody faes please quickly as possible thank you one

please quickly as possible thank you one

please quickly as possible thank you one right now that we've lost Zan and

right now that we've lost Zan and

right now that we've lost Zan and England I suggest we fill up these empty

England I suggest we fill up these empty

England I suggest we fill up these empty places Jamila would you like to come

places Jamila would you like to come

places Jamila would you like to come back to the

back to the

back to the front no must G I am very happy to be

front no must G I am very happy to be

front no must G I am very happy to be sit at

sit at

sit at backside

backside

backside Taro Japanese philosopher say a personal

Taro Japanese philosopher say a personal

Taro Japanese philosopher say a personal who's in front L more likely to get shot

who's in front L more likely to get shot

who's in front L more likely to get shot at

at

at assho Ali and suie why don't you come

assho Ali and suie why don't you come

assho Ali and suie why don't you come out here then all right jelly good right

out here then all right jelly good right

out here then all right jelly good right now tonight by way of a change we are

now tonight by way of a change we are

now tonight by way of a change we are going to do a cross word and do you all

going to do a cross word and do you all

going to do a cross word and do you all know what a cross word is well I shall

know what a cross word is well I shall

know what a cross word is well I shall ask you each of clue and hope that I get

ask you each of clue and hope that I get

ask you each of clue and hope that I get some correct answers we'll start with

some correct answers we'll start with

some correct answers we'll start with you one one across the feminine of

horse feminine of horse you've heard of

horse feminine of horse you've heard of

horse feminine of horse you've heard of the word horse ah she

so no that's horse ah Sor right come

so no that's horse ah Sor right come

so no that's horse ah Sor right come along the feminine of horse H lady

along the feminine of horse H lady

along the feminine of horse H lady horse now anybody know yeah feminine of

horse now anybody know yeah feminine of

horse now anybody know yeah feminine of horse men

horse men

horse men well done squeeze me please yes Al I am

well done squeeze me please yes Al I am

well done squeeze me please yes Al I am thinking May is not feminine yes it is

thinking May is not feminine yes it is

thinking May is not feminine yes it is oh no mayor of London is most definitely

oh no mayor of London is most definitely

oh no mayor of London is most definitely masculine that is a different sort of

masculine that is a different sort of

masculine that is a different sort of Mayor that's m a y r

Mayor that's m a y r

Mayor that's m a y r jelly R three across not down I am

jelly R three across not down I am

jelly R three across not down I am knowing it is not down because you are

knowing it is not down because you are

knowing it is not down because you are saying it's a

saying it's a

saying it's a cross knock down is the clue thousand

cross knock down is the clue thousand

cross knock down is the clue thousand apologies well what is the answer no

apologies well what is the answer no

apologies well what is the answer no what is not the

answer thank

answer thank

answer thank you right Giovani six across a

you right Giovani six across a

you right Giovani six across a punctuation mark used to indicate

punctuation mark used to indicate

punctuation mark used to indicate antithesis or

quotation ask me

quotation ask me

quotation ask me another come along think I'll give you

another come along think I'll give you

another come along think I'll give you another clue it's not a comma but it

another clue it's not a comma but it

another clue it's not a comma but it begins with a

begins with a

begins with a c question

c question

c question mark it be

mark it be

mark it be ridiculous anybody

ridiculous anybody

ridiculous anybody no colon good colon o l

no colon good colon o l

no colon good colon o l o right Ali seven across a word used to

o right Ali seven across a word used to

o right Ali seven across a word used to describe a set of four musicians

Beatles no no not a group although the

Beatles no no not a group although the

Beatles no no not a group although the Beatles were one of these oh blame

Beatles were one of these oh blame

Beatles were one of these oh blame me I think if you have a cake and you

me I think if you have a cake and you

me I think if you have a cake and you cut it into four you then have four

cut it into four you then have four

cut it into four you then have four pieces yeah but what is each piece

pieces yeah but what is each piece

pieces yeah but what is each piece called a

called a

called a slice

slice

slice water jelly

water jelly

water jelly good now what do we call Four musicians

good now what do we call Four musicians

good now what do we call Four musicians uh

uh

uh anybody quartet good quartet well done

anybody quartet good quartet well done

anybody quartet good quartet well done r t

r t

r t e right uh suly at across to tell an

e right uh suly at across to tell an

e right uh suly at across to tell an untruth to spad decadent Western

untruth to spad decadent Western

untruth to spad decadent Western propaganda about po repu of

propaganda about po repu of

propaganda about po repu of China well the correct answer is Li same

China well the correct answer is Li same

China well the correct answer is Li same thing that's a matter of opinion l i e

thing that's a matter of opinion l i e

thing that's a matter of opinion l i e right um Jamila one down the plural of

right um Jamila one down the plural of

right um Jamila one down the plural of mouse um

mouse um

mouse um mouses oh no Jam think look look at the

mouses oh no Jam think look look at the

mouses oh no Jam think look look at the board it's m blank c blank any

board it's m blank c blank any

board it's m blank c blank any idea no master G I am also be

idea no master G I am also be

idea no master G I am also be blank

blank

blank mice ah

Mickey Mickey H Mickey

Mickey Mickey H Mickey

Mickey Mickey H Mickey Mouses

Mouses

Mouses mice sorry MH right uh Taro

mice sorry MH right uh Taro

mice sorry MH right uh Taro a to down to consign or dismiss to an

a to down to consign or dismiss to an

a to down to consign or dismiss to an inferior position do you know the answer

inferior position do you know the answer

inferior position do you know the answer not known

not known

not known question look if a football team finish

question look if a football team finish

question look if a football team finish at the bottom of the league then it

at the bottom of the league then it

at the bottom of the league then it means that they

means that they

means that they are very bad

are very bad

are very bad team they get relegated so the answer to

team they get relegated so the answer to

team they get relegated so the answer to two down is Rel air gate right um max

two down is Rel air gate right um max

two down is Rel air gate right um max yes

yes

yes BOS pour down the opposite of wealth

skint no broke no if you are very poor

skint no broke no if you are very poor

skint no broke no if you are very poor what state are you in

Desperate Mr Brown can I speak to

Desperate Mr Brown can I speak to

Desperate Mr Brown can I speak to Danielle outside yes if you must it's

Danielle outside yes if you must it's

Danielle outside yes if you must it's very

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[Music] personal what's the matter the baby's

personal what's the matter the baby's

personal what's the matter the baby's done a

done a

done a bunk is that the same as doing a

p no he's gone gone yes Glades went into

p no he's gone gone yes Glades went into

p no he's gone gone yes Glades went into the ladies when you come out there he

the ladies when you come out there he

the ladies when you come out there he was gone that is impossible well if you

was gone that is impossible well if you

was gone that is impossible well if you don't believe it come and have a look

don't believe it come and have a look

don't believe it come and have a look for yourself but if he's not there where

for yourself but if he's not there where

for yourself but if he's not there where can he be I haven't got the Fest idea

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got

got

got right now can anybody tell me the rule

right now can anybody tell me the rule

right now can anybody tell me the rule about i and e

about i and e

about i and e Jamila I before E accepting after C very

Jamila I before E accepting after C very

Jamila I before E accepting after C very good one

good one

good one one you are not paying attention see

one you are not paying attention see

one you are not paying attention see plenty

plenty

plenty attention all right what did I just say

attention all right what did I just say

attention all right what did I just say you say ju you're not paying

you say ju you're not paying

you say ju you're not paying attention I uh just before that one H

attention I uh just before that one H

attention I uh just before that one H before that uh you're right I know pay

before that uh you're right I know pay

before that uh you're right I know pay atten we were discussing i before e

atten we were discussing i before e

atten we were discussing i before e except after C ah all

right spell

right spell

right spell receipt you heard spell receipt h r e

receipt you heard spell receipt h r e

receipt you heard spell receipt h r e c uh i before e

c uh i before e

c uh i before e except

except

except c

c

c e i t

oh come on think you've missed something

oh come on think you've missed something

oh come on think you've missed something out what comes before tea uh

breakfast I am not Aus you're not here

breakfast I am not Aus you're not here

breakfast I am not Aus you're not here to make jokes for ah sorry amigo PT

to make jokes for ah sorry amigo PT

to make jokes for ah sorry amigo PT sorry Max what always follows a

sorry Max what always follows a

sorry Max what always follows a Quee people who are

queuing the letter queue

queuing the letter queue

queuing the letter queue R A sure L MN o p q

R A sure L MN o p q

R A sure L MN o p q r we're discussing spelling not the

r we're discussing spelling not the

r we're discussing spelling not the alphabet if a word begins with Q what is

alphabet if a word begins with Q what is

alphabet if a word begins with Q what is the next letter I don't know BOS you me

the next letter I don't know BOS you me

the next letter I don't know BOS you me what Q you only you can follow a

what Q you only you can follow a

what Q you only you can follow a q

okay m v would you come to my office for

okay m v would you come to my office for

okay m v would you come to my office for a moment but no yes it is most important

a moment but no yes it is most important

a moment but no yes it is most important ah well uh carry on studying chapter 10

ah well uh carry on studying chapter 10

ah well uh carry on studying chapter 10 on spelling I sh be

on spelling I sh be

on spelling I sh be long is it um is it something I've done

long is it um is it something I've done

long is it um is it something I've done I sincerely hope

not take a look at that it's a brown oh

not take a look at that it's a brown oh

not take a look at that it's a brown oh well done Mr

well done Mr

well done Mr Brown what do you normally associate

Brown what do you normally associate

Brown what do you normally associate with

with

with prams babies exactly good Lord you're

prams babies exactly good Lord you're

prams babies exactly good Lord you're not are

not are

not are you not what expecting oh don't be

you not what expecting oh don't be

you not what expecting oh don't be ridiculous what was that I looking a

PR it's a baby well it's certainly not a

PR it's a baby well it's certainly not a

spaniel now you mustn't worry Miss

spaniel now you mustn't worry Miss

spaniel now you mustn't worry Miss Courtney I beg your pardon these things

Courtney I beg your pardon these things

Courtney I beg your pardon these things happen even in the best families there

happen even in the best families there

happen even in the best families there is no shame these days in being an

is no shame these days in being an

is no shame these days in being an unmarried

unmarried

unmarried man oh you silly little man it's not

man oh you silly little man it's not

man oh you silly little man it's not mine I found it in the canteen I have

mine I found it in the canteen I have

mine I found it in the canteen I have spoken to gladus but she denies all

spoken to gladus but she denies all

spoken to gladus but she denies all knowledge of it the poor little might

knowledge of it the poor little might

knowledge of it the poor little might has obviously been

has obviously been

has obviously been abandoned oh how a kenian I can only

abandoned oh how a kenian I can only

abandoned oh how a kenian I can only assume that one of the students from

assume that one of the students from

assume that one of the students from this school has deliberately abandoned

this school has deliberately abandoned

this school has deliberately abandoned that baby on our doorstep I thought you

that baby on our doorstep I thought you

that baby on our doorstep I thought you said it was in the canteen well that's

said it was in the canteen well that's

said it was in the canteen well that's just a figure of speech Mr Brown now I

just a figure of speech Mr Brown now I

just a figure of speech Mr Brown now I shall ask all the teachers to question

shall ask all the teachers to question

shall ask all the teachers to question their respective classes in an effort to

their respective classes in an effort to

their respective classes in an effort to discover the guilty party okay I'll go

discover the guilty party okay I'll go

discover the guilty party okay I'll go and question M oh no you won't you will

and question M oh no you won't you will

and question M oh no you won't you will stay here and look after the baby while

stay here and look after the baby while

stay here and look after the baby while I inform the rest of the

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[Music]

[Music] staff don't cry don't

staff don't cry don't

staff don't cry don't [Music]

cry come on come over here and uh look

cry come on come over here and uh look

cry come on come over here and uh look at all the

at all the

at all the trees see all the birdies

trees see all the birdies

trees see all the birdies chirping there is

chirping there is

chirping there is that there we are Rock by bab on

that there we are Rock by bab on

that there we are Rock by bab on the when

wind when the bow breaks the cradle will

wind when the bow breaks the cradle will

wind when the bow breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby

fall and down will come baby

fall and down will come baby [Music]

[Music]

[Music] cradle what did you think of that

cradle what did you think of that

cradle what did you think of that l

l

l St there I'll go and get you a chocolate

B what am I going to do not to worry we

B what am I going to do not to worry we

B what am I going to do not to worry we find him for you we search at the school

find him for you we search at the school

find him for you we search at the school s and glad as they have looked

s and glad as they have looked

s and glad as they have looked everywhere maybe he's being

everywhere maybe he's being

everywhere maybe he's being babynapped you must been mean kidnapped

babynapped you must been mean kidnapped

babynapped you must been mean kidnapped yes please Mr and Mrs Barkley they are

yes please Mr and Mrs Barkley they are

yes please Mr and Mrs Barkley they are going to kill me how am I going to tell

going to kill me how am I going to tell

going to kill me how am I going to tell them I've lost their baby why not write

them I've lost their baby why not write

them I've lost their baby why not write them a letter

I got idea if somebody stole Daniel's

I got idea if somebody stole Daniel's

I got idea if somebody stole Daniel's baby why not we go outsite and steal

baby why not we go outsite and steal

baby why not we go outsite and steal someone else's baby don't be so stupid

someone else's baby don't be so stupid

someone else's baby don't be so stupid Max on I'll settle down and study your

Max on I'll settle down and study your

Max on I'll settle down and study your books and why are you crying oh miss

books and why are you crying oh miss

books and why are you crying oh miss Courtney I've done something very bad

Courtney I've done something very bad

Courtney I've done something very bad what you do outside is no concern of

what you do outside is no concern of

what you do outside is no concern of mine I see something in the school

mine I see something in the school

mine I see something in the school where's my baby

where's my baby

where's my baby baby oh so it's yours is it you know

baby oh so it's yours is it you know

baby oh so it's yours is it you know about it I found it thank heavens I must

about it I found it thank heavens I must

about it I found it thank heavens I must go to him now just a moment come here I

go to him now just a moment come here I

go to him now just a moment come here I want a word with

want a word with

want a word with you now I know that we live in a

you now I know that we live in a

you now I know that we live in a permissive society and these things are

permissive society and these things are

permissive society and these things are not

not

not uncommon but you must think of the baby

uncommon but you must think of the baby

uncommon but you must think of the baby or don't you love him a little I love

or don't you love him a little I love

or don't you love him a little I love him very much good do you know who the

him very much good do you know who the

him very much good do you know who the father is yes well then have you never

father is yes well then have you never

father is yes well then have you never considered marrying him I can I he's

considered marrying him I can I he's

considered marrying him I can I he's only months

only months

only months old not the baby the father I don't

old not the baby the father I don't

old not the baby the father I don't think his wife will be very

think his wife will be very

think his wife will be very happy he's a married man yes well that's

happy he's a married man yes well that's

happy he's a married man yes well that's typical they don't care who they get

typical they don't care who they get

typical they don't care who they get into trouble it wasn't his fault it was

into trouble it wasn't his fault it was

into trouble it wasn't his fault it was his wife's

idea Heavens how awful do your parents

idea Heavens how awful do your parents

idea Heavens how awful do your parents know the situation you're in yes but

know the situation you're in yes but

know the situation you're in yes but surely they don't approve certainly next

surely they don't approve certainly next

surely they don't approve certainly next year here my sister is coming to England

year here my sister is coming to England

year here my sister is coming to England to do the

same

same

same extraordinary oh no many French girls

extraordinary oh no many French girls

extraordinary oh no many French girls wants to be opars opair yes this baby it

wants to be opars opair yes this baby it

wants to be opars opair yes this baby it belongs to the family you work for

belongs to the family you work for

belongs to the family you work for that's right thank heaven for

that's right thank heaven for

that's right thank heaven for that doesn't matter I promise I won't

that doesn't matter I promise I won't

that doesn't matter I promise I won't bring him into school again well see

bring him into school again well see

bring him into school again well see that you don't can I bring him into his

that you don't can I bring him into his

that you don't can I bring him into his class no he can stay where he is he's in

class no he can stay where he is he's in

class no he can stay where he is he's in very good hands

oh there you

oh there you

oh there you are

are

are oh thank goodness well what a shake come

oh thank goodness well what a shake come

oh thank goodness well what a shake come on a glad yes come on then oh we go to a

on a glad yes come on then oh we go to a

on a glad yes come on then oh we go to a glad yes my darling we going and get a

glad yes my darling we going and get a

glad yes my darling we going and get a little drink of milkies come on then

there

there

there drink you feel

better well at least just stop crying

better well at least just stop crying

better well at least just stop crying perhaps he's dozed

perhaps he's dozed

perhaps he's dozed off here we are then here's a chalky

off here we are then here's a chalky

off here we are then here's a chalky bigy for you he's gone perhaps he's

bigy for you he's gone perhaps he's

bigy for you he's gone perhaps he's nipped out for a

nipped out for a

nipped out for a walk he too young to walk he can just

walk he too young to walk he can just

walk he too young to walk he can just about crawl but he's got to be here

about crawl but he's got to be here

about crawl but he's got to be here somewhere where I don't

know

oh my God the window is open what about

oh my God the window is open what about

oh my God the window is open what about it it could have crawled out could it of

it it could have crawled out could it of

it it could have crawled out could it of course it couldn't could it they crawled

course it couldn't could it they crawled

course it couldn't could it they crawled anywhere I was the biggest crawling in

anywhere I was the biggest crawling in

anywhere I was the biggest crawling in our

our

our street yeah I can believe that well I'm

street yeah I can believe that well I'm

street yeah I can believe that well I'm too frightened to

look it's not

there she's cing on me Edge and gone

there she's cing on me Edge and gone

there she's cing on me Edge and gone right the way around you better call

right the way around you better call

right the way around you better call around and have a look no not me I I

around and have a look no not me I I

around and have a look no not me I I can't stand it I got Cobia vertigo yeah

can't stand it I got Cobia vertigo yeah

can't stand it I got Cobia vertigo yeah I've got that in my shoulder as

I've got that in my shoulder as

I've got that in my shoulder as well I'll give you a

bank I'm going to see to me boiler but

bank I'm going to see to me boiler but

bank I'm going to see to me boiler but aren't you staying here no no I can't

aren't you staying here no no I can't

aren't you staying here no no I can't stand the sight of

blood

what

what are you doing with that baby well I

what are you doing with that baby well I

what are you doing with that baby well I took it for a drink of milk is well wait

took it for a drink of milk is well wait

took it for a drink of milk is well wait here a minute very

well

now take this baby back to the canteen

now take this baby back to the canteen

now take this baby back to the canteen and keep it there I never want to see it

and keep it there I never want to see it

and keep it there I never want to see it again oh very

again oh very

again oh very well oh my baby is he all right yes I'll

well oh my baby is he all right yes I'll

well oh my baby is he all right yes I'll take him to the classroom oh no Miss

take him to the classroom oh no Miss

take him to the classroom oh no Miss Courtney said I have to keep him in the

Courtney said I have to keep him in the

Courtney said I have to keep him in the canteen oh no I not take the chance of

canteen oh no I not take the chance of

canteen oh no I not take the chance of losing him again well please just

s he didn't it end yeah who did what Mr

s he didn't it end yeah who did what Mr

s he didn't it end yeah who did what Mr Brown he saved the baby off the window

Brown he saved the baby off the window

Brown he saved the baby off the window Edge what are you talking about the

Edge what are you talking about the

Edge what are you talking about the baby's never been on the window Edge no

baby's never been on the window Edge no

baby's never been on the window Edge no no Mr Brown

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is

is

is very fitty baby yeah I would love to

very fitty baby yeah I would love to

very fitty baby yeah I would love to have a baby like that you come out with

have a baby like that you come out with

have a baby like that you come out with me

tonight hey there's professori Glam is

tonight hey there's professori Glam is

tonight hey there's professori Glam is out of his mind Mr Brown please come

in just about how's the baby oh he's

in just about how's the baby oh he's

in just about how's the baby oh he's okay oh thank goodness for that would

okay oh thank goodness for that would

okay oh thank goodness for that would you hold him for me for moment well I

you hold him for me for moment well I

you hold him for me for moment well I don't think I can really no while I fix

don't think I can really no while I fix

don't think I can really no while I fix his blanket oh well hurry up Mr br

his blanket oh well hurry up Mr br

his blanket oh well hurry up Mr br what is that baby doing in the classroom

what is that baby doing in the classroom

what is that baby doing in the classroom wait I give it three

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good evening Mr

good evening Mr

good evening Mr santes in the first place Mr santes I am

santes in the first place Mr santes I am

santes in the first place Mr santes I am not not a Senora senorita and in the

not not a Senora senorita and in the

not not a Senora senorita and in the second place I would be much obliged if

second place I would be much obliged if

second place I would be much obliged if you would speak English in this school s

you would speak English in this school s

you would speak English in this school s right and another thing Mr chantes there

right and another thing Mr chantes there

right and another thing Mr chantes there is no such word in the English language

is no such word in the English language

is no such word in the English language as

as

as site the correct terminology is it is

site the correct terminology is it is

site the correct terminology is it is all right or it's all right or even just

all right or it's all right or even just

all right or it's all right or even just all right do you understand s

all right do you understand s

all right do you understand s right I give

right I give

right I give up whatever is the matter I'm going to

up whatever is the matter I'm going to

up whatever is the matter I'm going to be sick I'm not here I hope my stomach

be sick I'm not here I hope my stomach

be sick I'm not here I hope my stomach she's downside up for him sake why don't

she's downside up for him sake why don't

she's downside up for him sake why don't you go and see a doctor I am going

you go and see a doctor I am going

you go and see a doctor I am going tonight after

lessons hey amigo would you like a cigar

lessons hey amigo would you like a cigar

lessons hey amigo would you like a cigar no no thank you you are not yourself

no no thank you you are not yourself

no no thank you you are not yourself tonight of course he is himself who else

tonight of course he is himself who else

tonight of course he is himself who else could he

could he

could he be trly means something is wrong she's

be trly means something is wrong she's

be trly means something is wrong she's right what is it one I am going to be

right what is it one I am going to be

right what is it one I am going to be Seck

Seck

Seck holy

holy

holy ravioli you change your religion hey the

ravioli you change your religion hey the

ravioli you change your religion hey the Pop's not going to like

Pop's not going to like

Pop's not going to like that I am welcoming you like a brother

that I am welcoming you like a brother

that I am welcoming you like a brother but first you must be wearing the turb

but first you must be wearing the turb

but first you must be wearing the turb now what's the matter you all crazy I am

now what's the matter you all crazy I am

now what's the matter you all crazy I am sick in my

sick in my

sick in my stomach I am going to see if I have

stomach I am going to see if I have

stomach I am going to see if I have fever in Japan yes we take temperature

fever in Japan yes we take temperature

fever in Japan yes we take temperature from different place we not put

from different place we not put

from different place we not put therometer in mouth I am no not to want

therometer in mouth I am no not to want

therometer in mouth I am no not to want to know where you be put

to know where you be put

to know where you be put thermometer put

thermometer put

thermometer put and good

and good

and good evening come on in your places everybody

evening come on in your places everybody

evening come on in your places everybody thank

thank

thank you oh something the matter

you oh something the matter

you oh something the matter one what he's a say he's not feeling

one what he's a say he's not feeling

one what he's a say he's not feeling very well oh really what's

very well oh really what's

very well oh really what's wrong sorry what did you say he just say

wrong sorry what did you say he just say

wrong sorry what did you say he just say stop asking the stupid questions he's

stop asking the stupid questions he's

stop asking the stupid questions he's got a thermometer in his mouth

got a thermometer in his mouth

got a thermometer in his mouth have you got a

have you got a

have you got a temperature

moment

moment

moment Santa what is it I am

dead that would be ridiculous she I have

dead that would be ridiculous she I have

dead that would be ridiculous she I have no temperature you're looking at the

no temperature you're looking at the

no temperature you're looking at the wrong end ah all right what is it

98.4 I am dying that's normal he

98.4 I am dying that's normal he

98.4 I am dying that's normal he maybe that the moment it's not working

maybe that the moment it's not working

maybe that the moment it's not working yes see te is and up to now it's the

yes see te is and up to now it's the

yes see te is and up to now it's the only thing that's working in this

only thing that's working in this

only thing that's working in this classroom now sit down you me

I now you have all failed your lower

I now you have all failed your lower

I now you have all failed your lower Cambridge certificate examination once

Cambridge certificate examination once

Cambridge certificate examination once and I don't want a repetition of that at

and I don't want a repetition of that at

and I don't want a repetition of that at the end of this term so tonight I'm

the end of this term so tonight I'm

the end of this term so tonight I'm going to ask each of you to pick one of

going to ask each of you to pick one of

going to ask each of you to pick one of the 10 subjects I have written on the

the 10 subjects I have written on the

the 10 subjects I have written on the Blackboard and then I shall ask you

Blackboard and then I shall ask you

Blackboard and then I shall ask you questions on them very straightforward

questions on them very straightforward

questions on them very straightforward music British history the royal family

music British history the royal family

music British history the royal family poetry Shakespeare Etc all right now who

poetry Shakespeare Etc all right now who

poetry Shakespeare Etc all right now who is going to start the ball running we

is going to start the ball running we

is going to start the ball running we are not having having a ball to be

are not having having a ball to be

are not having having a ball to be rolling

rolling

rolling anywhere all right Ali just for that you

anywhere all right Ali just for that you

anywhere all right Ali just for that you can start now which subject do you pick

can start now which subject do you pick

can start now which subject do you pick oh

oh

oh blimy television Television right who is

blimy television Television right who is

blimy television Television right who is known as the father of Television Aon

Andrew ly be oh blim me I'm seeing him

Andrew ly be oh blim me I'm seeing him

Andrew ly be oh blim me I'm seeing him last night with his little friend boo

last night with his little friend boo

last night with his little friend boo boo that's Yogi Bear I'm talking about

boo that's Yogi Bear I'm talking about

boo that's Yogi Bear I'm talking about Loi bear the man who invented television

Loi bear the man who invented television

Loi bear the man who invented television sorry please how much is a television

sorry please how much is a television

sorry please how much is a television license I'm not knowing I never buy

license I'm not knowing I never buy

license I'm not knowing I never buy one I hope you realize you can get into

one I hope you realize you can get into

one I hope you realize you can get into serious trouble for not having a license

serious trouble for not having a license

serious trouble for not having a license please tell me something the money for

please tell me something the money for

please tell me something the money for licenses for BBC yes yes then I'm Jolly

licenses for BBC yes yes then I'm Jolly

licenses for BBC yes yes then I'm Jolly okay I only watch

okay I only watch

okay I only watch ITV it doesn't work that way Alie you

ITV it doesn't work that way Alie you

ITV it doesn't work that way Alie you still need a license now Anna which

still need a license now Anna which

still need a license now Anna which subject would you like the royal family

subject would you like the royal family

subject would you like the royal family the royal family right who is the Prince

the royal family right who is the Prince

the royal family right who is the Prince of Wales Harry

seeum Prince Charles yeah which recent

seeum Prince Charles yeah which recent

seeum Prince Charles yeah which recent King of England was never crowned edford

King of England was never crowned edford

King of England was never crowned edford triner good Max pick a

triner good Max pick a

triner good Max pick a subject uh British politics British

subject uh British politics British

subject uh British politics British politics

politics

politics right what where does the term gladston

right what where does the term gladston

right what where does the term gladston bag come from Mrs

gladston gladston bag is the name given

gladston gladston bag is the name given

gladston gladston bag is the name given to a bag made Popular by one of our

to a bag made Popular by one of our

to a bag made Popular by one of our Prime Ministers William art gladston

Prime Ministers William art gladston

Prime Ministers William art gladston Sorry boss I'll ask you another what

Sorry boss I'll ask you another what

Sorry boss I'll ask you another what function does the mace have in the House

function does the mace have in the House

function does the mace have in the House of

of

of Commons uh they have the mace yes uh to

Commons uh they have the mace yes uh to

Commons uh they have the mace yes uh to eat the

cheese that's mice maybe I pick another

cheese that's mice maybe I pick another

cheese that's mice maybe I pick another subject maybe you just sit

subject maybe you just sit

subject maybe you just sit down okay Daniel let's see which subject

down okay Daniel let's see which subject

down okay Daniel let's see which subject you prefer I prefer the subject of

you prefer I prefer the subject of

you prefer I prefer the subject of love yes I'm sure you do but that is not

love yes I'm sure you do but that is not

love yes I'm sure you do but that is not written on the board so would you please

written on the board so would you please

written on the board so would you please pick one that is written down okay

pick one that is written down okay

pick one that is written down okay Shakespeare Shakespeare right who was

Shakespeare Shakespeare right who was

Shakespeare Shakespeare right who was Shakespeare's wife Mrs

Shakespeare's wife Mrs

Shakespeare's wife Mrs Shakespeare very clever but what was her

Shakespeare very clever but what was her

Shakespeare very clever but what was her maiden name hi you not know and

maiden name hi you not know and

maiden name hi you not know and hathway can you name three of plays

hathway can you name three of plays

hathway can you name three of plays Shakespeare wrote Romeo Juliet good as

Shakespeare wrote Romeo Juliet good as

Shakespeare wrote Romeo Juliet good as you like it one more I do not know

you like it one more I do not know

you like it one more I do not know anymore but I'll give you a clue King

Kong

Kong

Kong Leah

tarot which subject do you

tarot which subject do you

tarot which subject do you choose poetry poetry right who wrote

choose poetry poetry right who wrote

choose poetry poetry right who wrote upon Westminster

upon Westminster

upon Westminster Bridge not no but uh seems funny play to

Bridge not no but uh seems funny play to

Bridge not no but uh seems funny play to write it's a poem by Wordsworth I'll ask

write it's a poem by Wordsworth I'll ask

write it's a poem by Wordsworth I'll ask you another who wrote to a field

you another who wrote to a field

you another who wrote to a field mouse sounds like a man who is crazy in

mouse sounds like a man who is crazy in

mouse sounds like a man who is crazy in ha written by Robert Burns over 200

ha written by Robert Burns over 200

ha written by Robert Burns over 200 years

years

years ago Jamila pick a subject the Bible the

ago Jamila pick a subject the Bible the

ago Jamila pick a subject the Bible the Bible right who was Samson Victor

Bible right who was Samson Victor

Bible right who was Samson Victor [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] Mature I beg your pardon he was being in

Mature I beg your pardon he was being in

Mature I beg your pardon he was being in Telly last week in film well never mind

Telly last week in film well never mind

Telly last week in film well never mind the film who was he

the film who was he

the film who was he historically ah AA he was man who was be

historically ah AA he was man who was be

historically ah AA he was man who was be very strong one night he is be fancy a

very strong one night he is be fancy a

very strong one night he is be fancy a bit of Hanky Panky with woman Del so

bit of Hanky Panky with woman Del so

bit of Hanky Panky with woman Del so he's be hanky panking and she's be ask

he's be hanky panking and she's be ask

he's be hanky panking and she's be ask him how he is be very strong and he is

him how he is be very strong and he is

him how he is be very strong and he is be tell her it is in his long hair so

be tell her it is in his long hair so

be tell her it is in his long hair so one night when he is be fast asleep she

one night when he is be fast asleep she

one night when he is be fast asleep she is be give him shorty back and sides and

is be give him shorty back and sides and

is be give him shorty back and sides and when he is

when he is

when he is Wake he is be take prisoner and blinded

Wake he is be take prisoner and blinded

Wake he is be take prisoner and blinded but when his hair is being grow long

but when his hair is being grow long

but when his hair is being grow long again he is be pull down palace is that

again he is be pull down palace is that

again he is be pull down palace is that the authorized version it is what I'm be

the authorized version it is what I'm be

the authorized version it is what I'm be see on Del thank you J giovan see

see on Del thank you J giovan see

see on Del thank you J giovan see Professor would you pick a subject

Professor would you pick a subject

Professor would you pick a subject please H music right music give me

please H music right music give me

please H music right music give me something from The Pirates of

something from The Pirates of

something from The Pirates of Penzance I never heard of

Penzance I never heard of

Penzance I never heard of them are they a punk or a rock

them are they a punk or a rock

them are they a punk or a rock group Pirates of Penzance is one of the

group Pirates of Penzance is one of the

group Pirates of Penzance is one of the seavoy operas by Gilbert and solivan oh

seavoy operas by Gilbert and solivan oh

seavoy operas by Gilbert and solivan oh I really like

I really like

I really like him Gilbert salivan

him Gilbert salivan

him Gilbert salivan I'm talking about gilbertt and Sullivan

I'm talking about gilbertt and Sullivan

I'm talking about gilbertt and Sullivan okay anym yes what can you tell me about

okay anym yes what can you tell me about

okay anym yes what can you tell me about handle's

handle's

handle's lgo not much I never drink the

stuff

stuff

stuff I your lack of general knowledge is no

I your lack of general knowledge is no

I your lack of general knowledge is no laughing matter ranet it's your turn

laughing matter ranet it's your turn

laughing matter ranet it's your turn pick a subject the British

isless

I right what is the capital of England

E I rephrase

E I rephrase

E I rephrase that what is the capital city of England

that what is the capital city of England

that what is the capital city of England London correct can you name three

London correct can you name three

London correct can you name three English

English

English counties oh dear me I am not knowing any

counties oh dear me I am not knowing any

counties oh dear me I am not knowing any English counties not one no the only

English counties not one no the only

English counties not one no the only count I am knowing is the county of

count I am knowing is the county of

count I am knowing is the county of Monte

Christo that's count thousand apologies

Christo that's count thousand apologies

Christo that's count thousand apologies right thank you suly your subject please

right thank you suly your subject please

right thank you suly your subject please only two left British history right who

only two left British history right who

only two left British history right who was known as the black prince Muhammad

Ari why Edward the son of Edward III

Ari why Edward the son of Edward III

Ari why Edward the son of Edward III very sorry but who invented the cotton

very sorry but who invented the cotton

very sorry but who invented the cotton spinning machine F Hoy

spinning machine F Hoy

spinning machine F Hoy Fang wrong Sir Richard AR right you're

Fang wrong Sir Richard AR right you're

Fang wrong Sir Richard AR right you're lard act like copy invention from ho

lard act like copy invention from ho

lard act like copy invention from ho Fang does it all Western imper steel

Fang does it all Western imper steel

Fang does it all Western imper steel invention from Chinese scientists China

invention from Chinese scientists China

invention from Chinese scientists China first to invent telephone television

first to invent telephone television

first to invent telephone television radio refrigerators and discover penisin

radio refrigerators and discover penisin

radio refrigerators and discover penisin radium and lots of other things rubbish

radium and lots of other things rubbish

radium and lots of other things rubbish no China not invent

rubbish some of them just talk it one

rubbish some of them just talk it one

rubbish some of them just talk it one see I pick subject yeah well there

see I pick subject yeah well there

see I pick subject yeah well there there's only one left it's hob son's

there's only one left it's hob son's

there's only one left it's hob son's choice not hopson's Choice British

choice not hopson's Choice British

choice not hopson's Choice British custom well that's what I meant do you

custom well that's what I meant do you

custom well that's what I meant do you know anything about British custom

know anything about British custom

know anything about British custom plenty plenty oh good first you have

plenty plenty oh good first you have

plenty plenty oh good first you have green or red green or red what British

green or red green or red what British

green or red green or red what British custom do you have something to declare

custom do you have something to declare

custom do you have something to declare you go on the red nothing to declare

you go on the red nothing to declare

you go on the red nothing to declare green no one see I know no the question

green no one see I know no the question

green no one see I know no the question is not about those sort of Customs it

is not about those sort of Customs it

is not about those sort of Customs it means the things that we British do that

means the things that we British do that

means the things that we British do that are peculiar to are ah speak

are peculiar to are ah speak

are peculiar to are ah speak English a little more than that one look

English a little more than that one look

English a little more than that one look I'll give you an example November the

I'll give you an example November the

I'll give you an example November the 5th guy Forks day is something we

5th guy Forks day is something we

5th guy Forks day is something we celebrate only in Britain ah anymore yes

celebrate only in Britain ah anymore yes

celebrate only in Britain ah anymore yes afternoon tea Cricket the boat race good

afternoon tea Cricket the boat race good

afternoon tea Cricket the boat race good good anymore Boba job we Chelsea FL look

good anymore Boba job we Chelsea FL look

good anymore Boba job we Chelsea FL look I'm supposed to be asking you the

so I terrible pain in my stomach right

so I terrible pain in my stomach right

so I terrible pain in my stomach right suie would you nip down I'm sorry would

suie would you nip down I'm sorry would

suie would you nip down I'm sorry would you run along and ask Mrs Foster to come

you run along and ask Mrs Foster to come

you run along and ask Mrs Foster to come and have a look at

and have a look at

and have a look at one yeah we lie on the table it might

one yeah we lie on the table it might

one yeah we lie on the table it might come on oh blamy he's not looking very

come on oh blamy he's not looking very

come on oh blamy he's not looking very well dying non don't be so pessimistic

well dying non don't be so pessimistic

well dying non don't be so pessimistic Professor is right you're going to be

Professor is right you're going to be

Professor is right you're going to be Okie

cie where is oh Mrs Foster where does it

cie where is oh Mrs Foster where does it

cie where is oh Mrs Foster where does it hurt stomach

stomach to get him to the hospital I

stomach to get him to the hospital I

stomach to get him to the hospital I think that this man has appendicitis are

think that this man has appendicitis are

think that this man has appendicitis are you sure Mr Brown I was a senior sister

you sure Mr Brown I was a senior sister

you sure Mr Brown I was a senior sister for several years if this man is not

for several years if this man is not

for several years if this man is not attended to very quickly it could prove

attended to very quickly it could prove

attended to very quickly it could prove [Music]

[Music]

[Music] fatal any sign of Mr Brown yet Sydney he

fatal any sign of Mr Brown yet Sydney he

fatal any sign of Mr Brown yet Sydney he pardon Mr Brown oh Mr Brown oh no he's

pardon Mr Brown oh Mr Brown oh no he's

pardon Mr Brown oh Mr Brown oh no he's not back yet this is most inconvenient I

not back yet this is most inconvenient I

not back yet this is most inconvenient I don't know why he had to go to the

don't know why he had to go to the

don't know why he had to go to the hospital with Mr svanes well somebody

hospital with Mr svanes well somebody

hospital with Mr svanes well somebody had to go with him

had to go with him

had to go with him [Music]

come back don't tell me they've taken

come back don't tell me they've taken

come back don't tell me they've taken your appendix out already no half

your appendix out already no half

your appendix out already no half operation not necessary oh so you didn't

operation not necessary oh so you didn't

operation not necessary oh so you didn't have appendicitis after all no pain was

have appendicitis after all no pain was

have appendicitis after all no pain was costed by abundante Tor that sounds

costed by abundante Tor that sounds

costed by abundante Tor that sounds serious what is it too much

eating and where is Mr Brown he know

eating and where is Mr Brown he know

eating and where is Mr Brown he know come back what do you mean he know come

come back what do you mean he know come

come back what do you mean he know come back uh when we leave a hospital we come

back uh when we leave a hospital we come

back uh when we leave a hospital we come down the step and Mr Brown he missed

down the step and Mr Brown he missed

down the step and Mr Brown he missed just one step and he break his

just one step and he break his

just one step and he break his leg how could he possibly break his leg

leg how could he possibly break his leg

leg how could he possibly break his leg if he only missed one step stepped he

if he only missed one step stepped he

if he only missed one step stepped he miss TOP

miss TOP

miss TOP [Laughter]

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there you are nurse how's everything

there you are nurse how's everything

there you are nurse how's everything going very well sister good did you

going very well sister good did you

going very well sister good did you remember to give Mr Parker his blanket

remember to give Mr Parker his blanket

remember to give Mr Parker his blanket bath I gave them all a blanket bath all

bath I gave them all a blanket bath all

bath I gave them all a blanket bath all have I done something wrong blanket

have I done something wrong blanket

have I done something wrong blanket baths are for those patients who cannot

baths are for those patients who cannot

baths are for those patients who cannot bath themselves they all seem to enjoy

bath themselves they all seem to enjoy

bath themselves they all seem to enjoy it especially Mr

it especially Mr

it especially Mr Brown was lovely I'm sure it was as you

Brown was lovely I'm sure it was as you

Brown was lovely I'm sure it was as you think you set him back at at least a

think you set him back at at least a

think you set him back at at least a couple of weeks I was only doing my best

couple of weeks I was only doing my best

couple of weeks I was only doing my best well in future kindly remember that you

well in future kindly remember that you

well in future kindly remember that you are a student Nur not a gisha girl sorry

are a student Nur not a gisha girl sorry

are a student Nur not a gisha girl sorry sister oh by the way Mr Jones is back

sister oh by the way Mr Jones is back

sister oh by the way Mr Jones is back from surgery we have three Mr Jones in

from surgery we have three Mr Jones in

from surgery we have three Mr Jones in this Ward what is his initial uh Jones

this Ward what is his initial uh Jones

this Ward what is his initial uh Jones double good I'll go and have a look at

double good I'll go and have a look at

double good I'll go and have a look at him is there anything you

fancy yeah but I don't think sister

fancy yeah but I don't think sister

fancy yeah but I don't think sister would approve oh cheeky

would approve oh cheeky

would approve oh cheeky do you want a bottle oh I couldn't have

do you want a bottle oh I couldn't have

do you want a bottle oh I couldn't have a light ale could I not that a bottle ah

a light ale could I not that a bottle ah

a light ale could I not that a bottle ah no thanks not until I've had the light

no thanks not until I've had the light

no thanks not until I've had the light ale anyway you're not getting it I know

ale anyway you're not getting it I know

ale anyway you're not getting it I know but it's worth a

but it's worth a

but it's worth a try oh do do you know when I'll be

try oh do do you know when I'll be

try oh do do you know when I'll be discharged probably tomorrow oh thank

discharged probably tomorrow oh thank

discharged probably tomorrow oh thank goodness for that I can't wait to get

goodness for that I can't wait to get

goodness for that I can't wait to get back to my students shatter to think

back to my students shatter to think

back to my students shatter to think what they're doing without

me come long set up

now I intend to find out how you're

now I intend to find out how you're

now I intend to find out how you're coming along with your English we are

coming along with your English we are

coming along with your English we are learning very much the well English

learning very much the well English

learning very much the well English that's right I speak the English so good

that's right I speak the English so good

that's right I speak the English so good nobody knows that I'm Italian I find

nobody knows that I'm Italian I find

nobody knows that I'm Italian I find that very hard to believe you see even

that very hard to believe you see even

that very hard to believe you see even you don't

know now I am going to ask you some

know now I am going to ask you some

know now I am going to ask you some general questions on everyday topics

general questions on everyday topics

general questions on everyday topics first of all can anyone tell me what the

first of all can anyone tell me what the

first of all can anyone tell me what the first day of the week is

sunny day no it is not sunny day rainy

sunny day no it is not sunny day rainy

sunny day no it is not sunny day rainy day

day

day Sunday repeat it please it

Sunday repeat it please it

Sunday repeat it please it please repeat the word

please repeat the word

please repeat the word Sunday

Sunday

Sunday Sunday Mr Nadim name me two seasons uh

Sunday Mr Nadim name me two seasons uh

Sunday Mr Nadim name me two seasons uh salt and

pepper those are seasoning

pepper those are seasoning

pepper those are seasoning Now give me the names of two of the

Now give me the names of two of the

Now give me the names of two of the seasons of the year or D me

seasons of the year or D me

seasons of the year or D me anybody spring time spring time spring

anybody spring time spring time spring

anybody spring time spring time spring time now Mr what comes after Springtime

time now Mr what comes after Springtime

time now Mr what comes after Springtime holiday

holiday

holiday time summer time jelly good Mr

time summer time jelly good Mr

time summer time jelly good Mr santes what do the letters AC

santes what do the letters AC

santes what do the letters AC mean what does AC mean uh four AC has

mean what does AC mean uh four AC has

mean what does AC mean uh four AC has nothing to do with four

nothing to do with four

nothing to do with four sure AC AC

AC AC means alternating current

ah Mr Pap andrias yes Miss courney I

ah Mr Pap andrias yes Miss courney I

ah Mr Pap andrias yes Miss courney I don't suppose you can give me the name

don't suppose you can give me the name

don't suppose you can give me the name of any other sort of current sure blood

of any other sort of current sure blood

of any other sort of current sure blood current I am talking about electricity

current I am talking about electricity

current I am talking about electricity AC is alternating current DC is direct

AC is alternating current DC is direct

AC is alternating current DC is direct current

current

current okay Mr nag

awesome what would it signify if I said

awesome what would it signify if I said

awesome what would it signify if I said you were a dog in the manger what SIM

you were a dog in the manger what SIM

you were a dog in the manger what SIM you're crazy in

head than

head than

head than your I am meno not

your I am meno not

your I am meno not dogle you are also rather stupid

dogle you are also rather stupid

dogle you are also rather stupid mishet yeah you are on a train going to

mishet yeah you are on a train going to

mishet yeah you are on a train going to Glasgow why am I going to Glasgow

Glasgow why am I going to Glasgow

Glasgow why am I going to Glasgow doesn't matter why you want to sleep on

doesn't matter why you want to sleep on

doesn't matter why you want to sleep on the train what would you ask for a

bed you would have a birth in the

bed you would have a birth in the

bed you would have a birth in the sleeping car

sleeping car

sleeping car nine how can I have a birth when I'm not

pregnant are you serious yeah I save

pregnant are you serious yeah I save

pregnant are you serious yeah I save myself for when I meet Mr

myself for when I meet Mr

myself for when I meet Mr Right for your information Miss Schmidt

Right for your information Miss Schmidt

Right for your information Miss Schmidt a birth b e r t h is the name given to a

a birth b e r t h is the name given to a

a birth b e r t h is the name given to a bed on a ship or a train in you must

bed on a ship or a train in you must

bed on a ship or a train in you must think I'm very

think I'm very

think I'm very stupid that is the most sensible remark

stupid that is the most sensible remark

stupid that is the most sensible remark I have heard in this classroom so

farne where is St Paul's St Paul's

farne where is St Paul's St Paul's

farne where is St Paul's St Paul's what called

what called

what called Cathedral I do not know no is somewhere

Cathedral I do not know no is somewhere

Cathedral I do not know no is somewhere in London I think it is near lit circus

in London I think it is near lit circus

in London I think it is near lit circus have you ever been to LIT circus no but

have you ever been to LIT circus no but

have you ever been to LIT circus no but I have been to be smart

I have been to be smart

I have been to be smart circus you absolutely hopeless doesn't

circus you absolutely hopeless doesn't

circus you absolutely hopeless doesn't anybody know anything yes please I am

anybody know anything yes please I am

anybody know anything yes please I am knowing lots of things are you

knowing lots of things are you

knowing lots of things are you absolutely do you know what a Philistine

absolutely do you know what a Philistine

absolutely do you know what a Philistine is most certainly it is medicine that is

is most certainly it is medicine that is

is most certainly it is medicine that is fortifying the over

40s it is nothing of the sort was an

40s it is nothing of the sort was an

40s it is nothing of the sort was an apologies you are all

apologies you are all

apologies you are all Philistines oh no I Pakistan

I'm go to

I'm go to

I'm go to [Music]

tea hey joanni you get me a cup of tea

tea hey joanni you get me a cup of tea

tea hey joanni you get me a cup of tea and I go on phone hospital to see how is

and I go on phone hospital to see how is

and I go on phone hospital to see how is Mr BR okay Co all

right

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[Music] men's Orthopedic W sister

men's Orthopedic W sister

men's Orthopedic W sister King hello hello uh would you please

King hello hello uh would you please

King hello hello uh would you please tell me how is Mr

tell me how is Mr

tell me how is Mr Brown Mr

Brown Mr

Brown Mr Brown could I have the Christian name

Brown could I have the Christian name

Brown could I have the Christian name please sure

please sure

please sure Juan Juan is he Spanish no no no no no I

Juan Juan is he Spanish no no no no no I

Juan Juan is he Spanish no no no no no I am

am

am Spanish see one is Spanish for John

Spanish see one is Spanish for John

Spanish see one is Spanish for John isn't

isn't

isn't itora will you hold on a moment

itora will you hold on a moment

itora will you hold on a moment please brown

john are you a relative no no just a

john are you a relative no no just a

john are you a relative no no just a friend well I'm afraid I have some

friend well I'm afraid I have some

friend well I'm afraid I have some rather bad news for you you mean Mr

rather bad news for you you mean Mr

rather bad news for you you mean Mr Brown is

Brown is

Brown is worst he had a heart attack during the

worst he had a heart attack during the

worst he had a heart attack during the [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] night you mean Mr Brown is

night you mean Mr Brown is

night you mean Mr Brown is [Laughter]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] dead good morning

dead good morning

dead good morning Sydney good morning M courney it's very

Sydney good morning M courney it's very

Sydney good morning M courney it's very sad about Mr Brown isn't it tell

sad about Mr Brown isn't it tell

sad about Mr Brown isn't it tell I thought you might have gone to the

I thought you might have gone to the

I thought you might have gone to the funeral this morning no I've got far too

funeral this morning no I've got far too

funeral this morning no I've got far too upset I know what you mean it's so

upset I know what you mean it's so

upset I know what you mean it's so tragic taken so young it's

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] terrible good morning s morning Mr

terrible good morning s morning Mr

terrible good morning s morning Mr Brown

Brown

Brown [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] what is going on what are you doing

what is going on what are you doing

what is going on what are you doing you're dead really nobody told me about

you're dead really nobody told me about

you're dead really nobody told me about it it did you is it it you of course

it it did you is it it you of course

it it did you is it it you of course it's

it's

it's me what's his name the Spanish fell he

me what's his name the Spanish fell he

me what's his name the Spanish fell he found up the hospital and they said you

found up the hospital and they said you

found up the hospital and they said you was brown bread brown bread d

was brown bread brown bread d

was brown bread brown bread d well I can assure you I am very much

well I can assure you I am very much

well I can assure you I am very much alive then whose funeral have the

alive then whose funeral have the

alive then whose funeral have the students gone

to Brown is trying to get

to Brown is trying to get

to Brown is trying to get through I heard it as

well hey it's the

bus you living yes praise be to Allah

bus you living yes praise be to Allah

bus you living yes praise be to Allah ter GL you're not dead than are

ter GL you're not dead than are

ter GL you're not dead than are you master who is be man and Cofe well I

you master who is be man and Cofe well I

you master who is be man and Cofe well I expect it's another Mr Brown we must be

expect it's another Mr Brown we must be

expect it's another Mr Brown we must be making big celebration yeah why we not

making big celebration yeah why we not

making big celebration yeah why we not go to the pub light H I'll second that

go to the pub light H I'll second that

go to the pub light H I'll second that hey I push you hey no I push a professor

hey I push you hey no I push a professor

hey I push you hey no I push a professor I you I push you and I'll

I you I push you and I'll

I you I push you and I'll [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] P my got worry I can't

stop

[Applause]

[Applause]

when I start this go away you don't mean

when I start this go away you don't mean

when I start this go away you don't mean that you want to bed he we bring you

that you want to bed he we bring you

that you want to bed he we bring you some flowers oh one you shouldn't have

some flowers oh one you shouldn't have

some flowers oh one you shouldn't have spent money on flowers for me I not

spent money on flowers for me I not

spent money on flowers for me I not spent money we already bought it for

spent money we already bought it for

spent money we already bought it for your

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

funeral

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] do do

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] OK everybody our troubles are over you

OK everybody our troubles are over you

OK everybody our troubles are over you are

are

are immigrating excuse me if I not the laugh

immigrating excuse me if I not the laugh

immigrating excuse me if I not the laugh we are going to make everybody Rich hey

we are going to make everybody Rich hey

we are going to make everybody Rich hey I am like very much to be rich this time

I am like very much to be rich this time

I am like very much to be rich this time next week we could have half a million

next week we could have half a million

next week we could have half a million pounds we up

pounds we up

pounds we up bu no we been on the football pools are

bu no we been on the football pools are

bu no we been on the football pools are you never win on them sure we have a

you never win on them sure we have a

you never win on them sure we have a good system all we got to do is pick 11

good system all we got to do is pick 11

good system all we got to do is pick 11 matches that gives us 220 lines we we

matches that gives us 220 lines we we

matches that gives us 220 lines we we bound to get one line right all right

bound to get one line right all right

bound to get one line right all right how much need each we pay 20 piece each

how much need each we pay 20 piece each

how much need each we pay 20 piece each okay I pay now pick of the match you

okay I pay now pick of the match you

okay I pay now pick of the match you think it's going to be a scoring draw

think it's going to be a scoring draw

think it's going to be a scoring draw okay ch ch a

okay ch ch a

okay ch ch a Derby V Queen Park Derby Queen's Park

Derby V Queen Park Derby Queen's Park

Derby V Queen Park Derby Queen's Park Okie CI next to customer please please

Okie CI next to customer please please

Okie CI next to customer please please okay pick the

okay pick the

okay pick the match Arsenal no

no

no

no willio OK

willio OK

willio OK CIO who's

CIO who's

CIO who's next my money okay pick it the

match hard po V Port Valley okay go okay

match hard po V Port Valley okay go okay

match hard po V Port Valley okay go okay and the next one yes

and the next one yes

and the next one yes please my scoring match being Liverpool

please my scoring match being Liverpool

please my scoring match being Liverpool V the city of

V the city of

V the city of Bristols the city of the Bristols okay

Bristols the city of the Bristols okay

Bristols the city of the Bristols okay who's the next what's going on here we

who's the next what's going on here we

who's the next what's going on here we are doing the football pudles you want

are doing the football pudles you want

are doing the football pudles you want to join in profor only 20p you could win

to join in profor only 20p you could win

to join in profor only 20p you could win a half a million I could also lose 20p

a half a million I could also lose 20p

a half a million I could also lose 20p what's it a 20p well it may not mean

what's it a 20p well it may not mean

what's it a 20p well it may not mean much to you but it does to me I don't to

much to you but it does to me I don't to

much to you but it does to me I don't to earn a fortune teaching English why not

earn a fortune teaching English why not

earn a fortune teaching English why not you are for a

lifter more Mone you mean a rise a

lifter more Mone you mean a rise a

lifter more Mone you mean a rise a forget the 20 piece we give you the free

forget the 20 piece we give you the free

forget the 20 piece we give you the free line now just pick of the match yeah

line now just pick of the match yeah

line now just pick of the match yeah we're supposing we pick of the match

we're supposing we pick of the match

we're supposing we pick of the match later all right right now we've got work

later all right right now we've got work

later all right right now we've got work to do now come on in your settle down

to do now come on in your settle down

to do now come on in your settle down right now tonight we are going to

right now tonight we are going to

right now tonight we are going to concentrate on the art of conversation

concentrate on the art of conversation

concentrate on the art of conversation all right we start with you Ali and Anna

all right we start with you Ali and Anna

all right we start with you Ali and Anna do you come out here please now you have

do you come out here please now you have

do you come out here please now you have never met before and you are sitting on

never met before and you are sitting on

never met before and you are sitting on a park bench

a park bench

a park bench when Along Comes Ellie and sits next to

when Along Comes Ellie and sits next to

when Along Comes Ellie and sits next to you and starts a conversation all right

you and starts a conversation all right

you and starts a conversation all right carry

carry

carry on good morning

lady come along Anna say something I

lady come along Anna say something I

lady come along Anna say something I never speak to strange men in Z

never speak to strange men in Z

never speak to strange men in Z par very commendable but let us assume

par very commendable but let us assume

par very commendable but let us assume that this time you do start again good

that this time you do start again good

that this time you do start again good morning lady good morning it is being a

morning lady good morning it is being a

morning lady good morning it is being a very nice day

very nice day

very nice day yeah and no this is supposed to be a

yeah and no this is supposed to be a

yeah and no this is supposed to be a conversation in English up to now you've

conversation in English up to now you've

conversation in English up to now you've said Good Morgan and Y would you try and

said Good Morgan and Y would you try and

said Good Morgan and Y would you try and speak in English please start again AL

speak in English please start again AL

speak in English please start again AL good morning lady good morning who blame

good morning lady good morning who blame

good morning lady good morning who blame me it is being a very nice day yes it is

me it is being a very nice day yes it is

me it is being a very nice day yes it is nice weather yes it was also very nice

nice weather yes it was also very nice

nice weather yes it was also very nice weather

weather

weather yesterday yes perhaps it will also be

yesterday yes perhaps it will also be

yesterday yes perhaps it will also be nice weather

nice weather

nice weather tomorrow yes or perhaps it could be

tomorrow yes or perhaps it could be

tomorrow yes or perhaps it could be raining yes perhaps it could be raining

raining yes perhaps it could be raining

raining yes perhaps it could be raining yeah all right that'll do thank you both

yeah all right that'll do thank you both

yeah all right that'll do thank you both of you absolutely

of you absolutely

of you absolutely scintillating right

scintillating right

scintillating right ju would you come out please now you are

ju would you come out please now you are

ju would you come out please now you are sitting in a

sitting in a

sitting in a restaurant Spanish restaurant

restaurant Spanish restaurant

restaurant Spanish restaurant yes when Su

enters what is a Chinese girl doing in a

enters what is a Chinese girl doing in a

enters what is a Chinese girl doing in a Spanish

Spanish

Spanish restaurant she likees Spanish food ah

restaurant she likees Spanish food ah

restaurant she likees Spanish food ah it's all right right the restaurant is

it's all right right the restaurant is

it's all right right the restaurant is crowded but there's an empty seat at

crowded but there's an empty seat at

crowded but there's an empty seat at one's table all

one's table all

one's table all right why what are you doing hey I was

right why what are you doing hey I was

right why what are you doing hey I was sliming on the table yep carry

on excuse please this seat taken no you

on excuse please this seat taken no you

on excuse please this seat taken no you see you see thank you allow me to

see you see thank you allow me to

see you see thank you allow me to introduce myself jungu my name is Carlos

introduce myself jungu my name is Carlos

introduce myself jungu my name is Carlos Juan what do you mean

Juan what do you mean

Juan what do you mean Carlos I never give my right name when I

you're not supposed to be picking her up

you're not supposed to be picking her up

you're not supposed to be picking her up just having a

just having a

just having a conversation uh you want a drink I don't

conversation uh you want a drink I don't

conversation uh you want a drink I don't drink bad forever uh cigarette I don't

drink bad forever uh cigarette I don't

drink bad forever uh cigarette I don't smoke bad for

rangs I bet you're not married there you

rangs I bet you're not married there you

rangs I bet you're not married there you are very

are very

are very L what's the matter with you I just make

L what's the matter with you I just make

L what's the matter with you I just make a joke what you want to talk about we

a joke what you want to talk about we

a joke what you want to talk about we could discuss whether dictatorship of

could discuss whether dictatorship of

could discuss whether dictatorship of plal T better than dictatorship of B

plal T better than dictatorship of B

plal T better than dictatorship of B capist we can't do

capist we can't do

capist we can't do that why not because I don't understand

that why not because I don't understand

that why not because I don't understand what you're talking

what you're talking

what you're talking about suly does every conversation have

about suly does every conversation have

about suly does every conversation have to be a political rally chairman Mai say

to be a political rally chairman Mai say

to be a political rally chairman Mai say we must CL use every opportunity to

we must CL use every opportunity to

we must CL use every opportunity to splend socialist doct amongst un righten

splend socialist doct amongst un righten

splend socialist doct amongst un righten people I'd be grateful if you would keep

people I'd be grateful if you would keep

people I'd be grateful if you would keep chairman ma out of the classroom all

chairman ma out of the classroom all

chairman ma out of the classroom all right thank you both of you right now um

right thank you both of you right now um

right thank you both of you right now um Max and

Max and

Max and Danielle would you come out please right

Danielle would you come out please right

Danielle would you come out please right now let us assume that you are at a

now let us assume that you are at a

now let us assume that you are at a party and you've just been introduced to

party and you've just been introduced to

party and you've just been introduced to Danielle now use your imagination and uh

Danielle now use your imagination and uh

Danielle now use your imagination and uh make a

conversation hello

conversation hello

conversation hello beautiful hello

beautiful hello

beautiful hello gorgeous hey at this party not very good

gorgeous hey at this party not very good

gorgeous hey at this party not very good eh and why not we go uh somewhere else

eh and why not we go uh somewhere else

eh and why not we go uh somewhere else d let's go back to my place

okay was a short

okay was a short

okay was a short conversation Mr Brown there's an old

conversation Mr Brown there's an old

conversation Mr Brown there's an old geese that wants to see you he's sitting

geese that wants to see you he's sitting

geese that wants to see you he's sitting in the Cante what does he want I don't

in the Cante what does he want I don't

in the Cante what does he want I don't know but he said he's very urgent oh

know but he said he's very urgent oh

know but he said he's very urgent oh very well while I'm away you can do some

very well while I'm away you can do some

very well while I'm away you can do some exercises hey I know plenty exercise at

exercises hey I know plenty exercise at

exercises hey I know plenty exercise at 1 3 4 6 7 9 10 24 not those sort of

1 3 4 6 7 9 10 24 not those sort of

1 3 4 6 7 9 10 24 not those sort of exercises exercises from your books page

exercises exercises from your books page

exercises exercises from your books page 120 sorry wrong

number would you like another cup of tea

number would you like another cup of tea

number would you like another cup of tea Mr um English no thank you oh oh you

Mr um English no thank you oh oh you

Mr um English no thank you oh oh you know you do remind me of my husband

know you do remind me of my husband

know you do remind me of my husband really yeah just before he

died ah Mr Brownstone Brown uh Mr Brown

died ah Mr Brownstone Brown uh Mr Brown

died ah Mr Brownstone Brown uh Mr Brown yes I'm English oh

congratulations no my name is English oh

congratulations no my name is English oh

congratulations no my name is English oh sorry can we sit down well I'm rather

sorry can we sit down well I'm rather

sorry can we sit down well I'm rather busy I won't keep you a moment after all

busy I won't keep you a moment after all

busy I won't keep you a moment after all this is a rather confidential

matter thank you

matter thank you

matter thank you there we go my card the English school

there we go my card the English school

there we go my card the English school of languages principal HC English that's

of languages principal HC English that's

of languages principal HC English that's that's right now then I shall come

that's right now then I shall come

that's right now then I shall come straight to the point good no use

straight to the point good no use

straight to the point good no use beating about the bush no after all

beating about the bush no after all

beating about the bush no after all procrastination is a thief of time

procrastination is a thief of time

procrastination is a thief of time absolutely never put off till tomorrow

absolutely never put off till tomorrow

absolutely never put off till tomorrow what you could do today very true now

what you could do today very true now

what you could do today very true now then where was

then where was

then where was I ah yes yes thank you very much Mr

I ah yes yes thank you very much Mr

I ah yes yes thank you very much Mr Browner Brown yes now this see our

Browner Brown yes now this see our

Browner Brown yes now this see our teacher of English for foreign students

teacher of English for foreign students

teacher of English for foreign students has left us rather hurriedly and I want

has left us rather hurriedly and I want

has left us rather hurriedly and I want you to take his place oh you're offering

you to take his place oh you're offering

you to take his place oh you're offering me a job your name was given to me by

me a job your name was given to me by

me a job your name was given to me by one of your former students Miss senson

one of your former students Miss senson

one of your former students Miss senson ah yes ingred

ah yes ingred

ah yes ingred ingred uh yes but i' like to

ingred uh yes but i' like to

ingred uh yes but i' like to start as quickly as you can well I

start as quickly as you can well I

start as quickly as you can well I haven't said I'll take the job yet the

haven't said I'll take the job yet the

haven't said I'll take the job yet the starting salary is 5,000 a year rising

starting salary is 5,000 a year rising

starting salary is 5,000 a year rising to 75,000 by yearly increments that's

to 75,000 by yearly increments that's

to 75,000 by yearly increments that's very generous the laborer is worthy of

very generous the laborer is worthy of

very generous the laborer is worthy of his hire what do you say well i' I'd

his hire what do you say well i' I'd

his hire what do you say well i' I'd like to think it over if I may very well

like to think it over if I may very well

like to think it over if I may very well don't keep me waiting too long I need to

don't keep me waiting too long I need to

don't keep me waiting too long I need to know by Tomorrow Goodbye Mr

know by Tomorrow Goodbye Mr

know by Tomorrow Goodbye Mr um I know I

know bad news Mr Brown oh on the contct

know bad news Mr Brown oh on the contct

know bad news Mr Brown oh on the contct I've just been offered a job at 5,000 a

I've just been offered a job at 5,000 a

I've just been offered a job at 5,000 a year that's not nice hey are you going

year that's not nice hey are you going

year that's not nice hey are you going to take it well I said I'd think it over

to take it well I said I'd think it over

to take it well I said I'd think it over I mean after all money isn't everything

I mean after all money isn't everything

I mean after all money isn't everything oh that's true such a thing as job

oh that's true such a thing as job

oh that's true such a thing as job satisfaction yeah like something money

satisfaction yeah like something money

satisfaction yeah like something money can't buy no so I've decided what to do

can't buy no so I've decided what to do

can't buy no so I've decided what to do you're going to stay here no I'm taking

you're going to stay here no I'm taking

you're going to stay here no I'm taking the

job leaving yeah I'm sorry to spring it

job leaving yeah I'm sorry to spring it

job leaving yeah I'm sorry to spring it on you like this Miss Courtney but it's

on you like this Miss Courtney but it's

on you like this Miss Courtney but it's too good an opportunity to miss I see

too good an opportunity to miss I see

too good an opportunity to miss I see and when do you propose to take take up

and when do you propose to take take up

and when do you propose to take take up this new position well he wants me to

this new position well he wants me to

this new position well he wants me to start right away so I thought I'd report

start right away so I thought I'd report

start right away so I thought I'd report to him first thing in the morning that

to him first thing in the morning that

to him first thing in the morning that doesn't give me much time to find a

doesn't give me much time to find a

doesn't give me much time to find a replacement yeah I know but I can't

replacement yeah I know but I can't

replacement yeah I know but I can't afford to wait and risk losing the job

afford to wait and risk losing the job

afford to wait and risk losing the job very well Mr Brown you have obviously

very well Mr Brown you have obviously

very well Mr Brown you have obviously made up your mind and I wish you every

made up your mind and I wish you every

made up your mind and I wish you every success thank you I hope you'll be happy

success thank you I hope you'll be happy

success thank you I hope you'll be happy but I think I can safely say you won't

but I think I can safely say you won't

but I think I can safely say you won't find another principal like me I'm sure

find another principal like me I'm sure

find another principal like me I'm sure I

won't

right time's up uh would you leave your

right time's up uh would you leave your

right time's up uh would you leave your books on my desk uh but before you go

books on my desk uh but before you go

books on my desk uh but before you go I've got something to tell you I shall

I've got something to tell you I shall

I've got something to tell you I shall be teaching you after tonight

be teaching you after tonight

be teaching you after tonight oh dear me have you got the bag the

oh dear me have you got the bag the

oh dear me have you got the bag the bag yes

bag yes

bag yes please has Mr Cy giv you the bag you

please has Mr Cy giv you the bag you

please has Mr Cy giv you the bag you mean the sack jellig

mean the sack jellig

mean the sack jellig girl so I should be leaving for a better

girl so I should be leaving for a better

girl so I should be leaving for a better job we are being very sad to be losing

job we are being very sad to be losing

job we are being very sad to be losing you I shall miss you very much we shall

you I shall miss you very much we shall

you I shall miss you very much we shall all miss you he maybe you changed your

all miss you he maybe you changed your

all miss you he maybe you changed your mind eh I must strike while the iron is

mind eh I must strike while the iron is

mind eh I must strike while the iron is hot holy

hot holy

hot holy ravioli you're going to get a job in a

ravioli you're going to get a job in a

ravioli you're going to get a job in a laundry just choosing a figure of speech

laundry just choosing a figure of speech

laundry just choosing a figure of speech I should be doing the same job but at a

I should be doing the same job but at a

I should be doing the same job but at a commercial school for a lot more money

well come along thank you

everybody well I hope you have the much

everybody well I hope you have the much

everybody well I hope you have the much luck thank you

Gian

Amigo may your days be filled with

happiness

happiness

happiness may Allah watch over you you too

ear Jory good rat com Le

blown Shong

mus goodbye m

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ter

good morning morning what can I do for

good morning morning what can I do for

good morning morning what can I do for you I'm Jeremy Brown English teacher you

you I'm Jeremy Brown English teacher you

you I'm Jeremy Brown English teacher you offered me a job

offered me a job

offered me a job yesterday oh of course you are do

yesterday oh of course you are do

yesterday oh of course you are do forgive me I'm terribly sorry I've got

forgive me I'm terribly sorry I've got

forgive me I'm terribly sorry I've got such an awful memory for faces Mr Brown

such an awful memory for faces Mr Brown

such an awful memory for faces Mr Brown brown brown

brown brown

brown brown brownie quite all right but when should

brownie quite all right but when should

brownie quite all right but when should I start start what teaching

I start start what teaching

I start start what teaching I'm accepting the job oh uh have you

I'm accepting the job oh uh have you

I'm accepting the job oh uh have you left your other position then well yes I

left your other position then well yes I

left your other position then well yes I gave him my notice last night de de

gave him my notice last night de de

gave him my notice last night de de that's most unfortunate why well you see

that's most unfortunate why well you see

that's most unfortunate why well you see we don't need anybody now the chap that

we don't need anybody now the chap that

we don't need anybody now the chap that left came back again good isn't

left came back again good isn't

left came back again good isn't it not for me it isn't no oh no no I

it not for me it isn't no oh no no I

it not for me it isn't no oh no no I suppose not no no I what ia what will

suppose not no no I what ia what will

suppose not no no I what ia what will you do now Mr Brown stop brown brown

you do now Mr Brown stop brown brown

you do now Mr Brown stop brown brown brown brown there only one thing I can

brown brown there only one thing I can

brown brown there only one thing I can do and what's that which way is the

do and what's that which way is the

do and what's that which way is the nearest unemployment

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exchange hello s hello Mr Brad what are

exchange hello s hello Mr Brad what are

exchange hello s hello Mr Brad what are you doing here I thought you'd left yeah

you doing here I thought you'd left yeah

you doing here I thought you'd left yeah we s it die but the job was already

we s it die but the job was already

we s it die but the job was already taken ah what' you do well I went to the

taken ah what' you do well I went to the

taken ah what' you do well I went to the unemployment exchange and told them that

unemployment exchange and told them that

unemployment exchange and told them that I had 5A levels and was a ba Ox on what'

I had 5A levels and was a ba Ox on what'

I had 5A levels and was a ba Ox on what' they say offer me a job as a road

they say offer me a job as a road

they say offer me a job as a road sweeper here have you ever worked on the

sweeper here have you ever worked on the

sweeper here have you ever worked on the market so I could get your job you know

market so I could get your job you know

market so I could get your job you know yeah doing what oh are you any good at

yeah doing what oh are you any good at

yeah doing what oh are you any good at the bunny uh what bunny the bunny rabbit

the bunny uh what bunny the bunny rabbit

the bunny uh what bunny the bunny rabbit the rabbit and pork The Spill the

the rabbit and pork The Spill the

the rabbit and pork The Spill the chatter oh talk yeah what would I have

chatter oh talk yeah what would I have

chatter oh talk yeah what would I have to Rabbit about oh uh well I that and

to Rabbit about oh uh well I that and

to Rabbit about oh uh well I that and I'll give you a rough idea now you got

I'll give you a rough idea now you got

I'll give you a rough idea now you got stalled in the market you see and you

stalled in the market you see and you

stalled in the market you see and you got the people around you and you said

got the people around you and you said

got the people around you and you said now come here I'll tell you what I'm

now come here I'll tell you what I'm

now come here I'll tell you what I'm prepared to do I've got three little lot

prepared to do I've got three little lot

prepared to do I've got three little lot here the goldie get in the chain worth

here the goldie get in the chain worth

here the goldie get in the chain worth £20 the gold braet worth £15 the gold

£20 the gold braet worth £15 the gold

£20 the gold braet worth £15 the gold earrings don't they look nice they look

earrings don't they look nice they look

earrings don't they look nice they look nice you would do any Jew shopping off

nice you would do any Jew shopping off

nice you would do any Jew shopping off the street and cost you £40 I'm not

the street and cost you £40 I'm not

the street and cost you £40 I'm not asking you 40 30 or even 20 a 10 would

asking you 40 30 or even 20 a 10 would

asking you 40 30 or even 20 a 10 would be a bargain One Price One Price only

be a bargain One Price One Price only

be a bargain One Price One Price only speak up speak up drop first come first

speak up speak up drop first come first

speak up speak up drop first come first a five the

take no I'm only demonstrating oh what

take no I'm only demonstrating oh what

take no I'm only demonstrating oh what do you say no I don't think it's quite

do you say no I don't think it's quite

do you say no I don't think it's quite me somehow youd have to go back on the

me somehow youd have to go back on the

me somehow youd have to go back on the doll then won't you well I could ask

doll then won't you well I could ask

doll then won't you well I could ask Miss Courtney for my old job back do you

Miss Courtney for my old job back do you

Miss Courtney for my old job back do you think you give it de I'm sure she will

think you give it de I'm sure she will

think you give it de I'm sure she will if I craw

enough

enough

enough an hello Miss Courtney Mr Brown this is

an hello Miss Courtney Mr Brown this is

an hello Miss Courtney Mr Brown this is a surprise did you forget something when

a surprise did you forget something when

a surprise did you forget something when you left last night no no then to what

you left last night no no then to what

you left last night no no then to what do we owe the honor of this visit well I

do we owe the honor of this visit well I

do we owe the honor of this visit well I uh you've done something to your hair my

uh you've done something to your hair my

uh you've done something to your hair my hair yes looks different somehow much

hair yes looks different somehow much

hair yes looks different somehow much more femin

more femin

more femin oh

oh

oh really yeah if you don't mind me saying

really yeah if you don't mind me saying

really yeah if you don't mind me saying so you really look quite

so you really look quite

so you really look quite attractive all right Mr Brown what are

attractive all right Mr Brown what are

attractive all right Mr Brown what are you

you

you after now I'm wise enough to know what

after now I'm wise enough to know what

after now I'm wise enough to know what I'm being softened up what is it you

I'm being softened up what is it you

I'm being softened up what is it you want oh a reference no doubt well not

want oh a reference no doubt well not

want oh a reference no doubt well not exactly well what is it then well I'll

exactly well what is it then well I'll

exactly well what is it then well I'll come straight to the point M good I

come straight to the point M good I

come straight to the point M good I thought about this new job last night

thought about this new job last night

thought about this new job last night and I've suddenly realized that money

and I've suddenly realized that money

and I've suddenly realized that money isn't everything really after all you

isn't everything really after all you

isn't everything really after all you can't buy happiness so you've decided

can't buy happiness so you've decided

can't buy happiness so you've decided not to take take this job you're very

not to take take this job you're very

not to take take this job you're very perceptive I tried to telephone you

perceptive I tried to telephone you

perceptive I tried to telephone you earlier today to ask you to bring back

earlier today to ask you to bring back

earlier today to ask you to bring back the register Mr English said that you

the register Mr English said that you

the register Mr English said that you weren't there because there hadn't been

weren't there because there hadn't been

weren't there because there hadn't been a vacancy after all ah yeah so now

a vacancy after all ah yeah so now

a vacancy after all ah yeah so now you've come crawling back to me

you've come crawling back to me

you've come crawling back to me expecting to be reinstated yeah well I

expecting to be reinstated yeah well I

expecting to be reinstated yeah well I would be grateful I mean after all it'

would be grateful I mean after all it'

would be grateful I mean after all it' be much easier on the students I mean

be much easier on the students I mean

be much easier on the students I mean easier all around really do I quite

easier all around really do I quite

easier all around really do I quite agree oh good except for one

agree oh good except for one

agree oh good except for one thing I have already engaged a new

teacher no

teacher no

teacher no I'm wondering what new teacher will be

I'm wondering what new teacher will be

I'm wondering what new teacher will be like he won't be as nice as Mr Brown

like he won't be as nice as Mr Brown

like he won't be as nice as Mr Brown maybe we are beh have lady teacher Hey

maybe we are beh have lady teacher Hey

maybe we are beh have lady teacher Hey listen everybody's the bush is back Mr

listen everybody's the bush is back Mr

listen everybody's the bush is back Mr BR that's right s just told us he didn't

BR that's right s just told us he didn't

BR that's right s just told us he didn't get the job he can be coming back here

get the job he can be coming back here

get the job he can be coming back here hey it's too late we got a new teacher

hey it's too late we got a new teacher

hey it's too late we got a new teacher if new teacher leaves professori can

if new teacher leaves professori can

if new teacher leaves professori can come back how can new teacher Eve we fix

come back how can new teacher Eve we fix

come back how can new teacher Eve we fix it we all act stupid

new teacher thinks I not teach these

new teacher thinks I not teach these

new teacher thinks I not teach these people I leave that's a good idea Amigo

people I leave that's a good idea Amigo

people I leave that's a good idea Amigo we all GI to be dance for you that is

we all GI to be dance for you that is

we all GI to be dance for you that is easy sit down everybody hurry up sit

easy sit down everybody hurry up sit

easy sit down everybody hurry up sit down this is your new teacher Mr wikins

down this is your new teacher Mr wikins

down this is your new teacher Mr wikins and Mr wiin is are your

students San capella Danel

students San capella Danel

students San capella Danel Max V and Taron nagazumi you'll soon get

Max V and Taron nagazumi you'll soon get

Max V and Taron nagazumi you'll soon get to know

to know

to know them any problem I shall be in my

office right I do hope we're all going

office right I do hope we're all going

office right I do hope we're all going to get on together extremely

to get on together extremely

to get on together extremely well now you can you tell me how far

well now you can you tell me how far

well now you can you tell me how far you're up

you're up

you're up to how far are you up to ah see uh I am

to how far are you up to ah see uh I am

to how far are you up to ah see uh I am uh uh 5' 11 East no no no no not how

uh uh 5' 11 East no no no no not how

uh uh 5' 11 East no no no no not how tall you

tall you

tall you are 5 F 11 in never mind I'll soon find

are 5 F 11 in never mind I'll soon find

are 5 F 11 in never mind I'll soon find out what progress you've made so far now

out what progress you've made so far now

out what progress you've made so far now you what is the feminine of Drake miss

you what is the feminine of Drake miss

you what is the feminine of Drake miss Drake

Drake

Drake really you spell cough k f

really you spell cough k f

really you spell cough k f f what is an apostrophe according to the

f what is an apostrophe according to the

f what is an apostrophe according to the New Testament there are 12

New Testament there are 12

New Testament there are 12 apostrophes Andrew James the son of Zeb

apostrophes Andrew James the son of Zeb

apostrophes Andrew James the son of Zeb John Philip bomu Thomas Matthew James

John Philip bomu Thomas Matthew James

John Philip bomu Thomas Matthew James the son of ales Tas Simon and

the son of ales Tas Simon and

the son of ales Tas Simon and Shas you give me a sentence using the

Shas you give me a sentence using the

Shas you give me a sentence using the word

word

word defer minks are bred for

defer you explain the meaning of the

defer you explain the meaning of the

defer you explain the meaning of the phrase to bury the

phrase to bury the

phrase to bury the hatchet to chop someone's head

hatchet to chop someone's head

hatchet to chop someone's head off you complete the following proverb

off you complete the following proverb

off you complete the following proverb people who live in Glass Houses should

people who live in Glass Houses should

people who live in Glass Houses should get undressed in the

dark explain what is meant by a circular

dark explain what is meant by a circular

dark explain what is meant by a circular letter most certainly a circular letter

letter most certainly a circular letter

letter most certainly a circular letter is the letter

is the letter

is the letter oh

oh

oh you oh what is an aspirate it is a

you oh what is an aspirate it is a

you oh what is an aspirate it is a tablet you take when know you have Cod

you could you please please tell me what

you could you please please tell me what

you could you please please tell me what is the opposite of a

is the opposite of a

is the opposite of a coward a

Bullard well I am appalled at your lack

Bullard well I am appalled at your lack

Bullard well I am appalled at your lack of knowledge of the English language in

of knowledge of the English language in

of knowledge of the English language in all my years as a teacher I have never

all my years as a teacher I have never

all my years as a teacher I have never come across a class as ignorant as you

come across a class as ignorant as you

come across a class as ignorant as you are no wonder your former teacher left

are no wonder your former teacher left

are no wonder your former teacher left it's enough to make any ordinary man

it's enough to make any ordinary man

it's enough to make any ordinary man leave however

leave however

leave however I am no ordinary man I should look upon

I am no ordinary man I should look upon

I am no ordinary man I should look upon this task as a personal

challenge I'm going to teach you all

challenge I'm going to teach you all

challenge I'm going to teach you all English if it takes me a lifetime

now hello Mr B what are you doing here

now hello Mr B what are you doing here

now hello Mr B what are you doing here I'm not quite sure miss Courtney

I'm not quite sure miss Courtney

I'm not quite sure miss Courtney telephone me this morning and said she

telephone me this morning and said she

telephone me this morning and said she wanted to see me you don't know what's

wanted to see me you don't know what's

wanted to see me you don't know what's it about do you got no idea

it about do you got no idea

it about do you got no idea why don't you come in Alaska it's just

good and you uh wanted to see me Miss

good and you uh wanted to see me Miss

good and you uh wanted to see me Miss Courtney oh yes Mr

Courtney oh yes Mr

Courtney oh yes Mr Bown are you still jobless yeah I'm

Bown are you still jobless yeah I'm

Bown are you still jobless yeah I'm afraid so I was offing another job this

afraid so I was offing another job this

afraid so I was offing another job this morning but I turned it down not enough

morning but I turned it down not enough

morning but I turned it down not enough money well no the money was all right on

money well no the money was all right on

money well no the money was all right on the face of it it seemed quite

the face of it it seemed quite

the face of it it seemed quite attractive own office virtually my own

attractive own office virtually my own

attractive own office virtually my own boss just didn't like the idea of

boss just didn't like the idea of

boss just didn't like the idea of working below ground on the

working below ground on the

working below ground on the Underground no gentleman's conveniences

Underground no gentleman's conveniences

Underground no gentleman's conveniences I

I

I see well uh would you like your old job

see well uh would you like your old job

see well uh would you like your old job back yeah but I I thought you'd already

back yeah but I I thought you'd already

back yeah but I I thought you'd already offered it to someone else well I had

offered it to someone else well I had

offered it to someone else well I had but he telephoned this morning to say

but he telephoned this morning to say

but he telephoned this morning to say that uh he had left oh did he give any

that uh he had left oh did he give any

that uh he had left oh did he give any reason none

reason none

reason none whatsoever well Mr Brown I suggest you

whatsoever well Mr Brown I suggest you

whatsoever well Mr Brown I suggest you start immediately H right Miss Cory on a

start immediately H right Miss Cory on a

start immediately H right Miss Cory on a temporary basis of

course the boss is

course the boss is

course the boss is coming

coming

coming nice to see you boss three HS for the

nice to see you boss three HS for the

nice to see you boss three HS for the boss

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[Applause] hooray thank you very much s right we

hooray thank you very much s right we

hooray thank you very much s right we are getting you back what do you mean

are getting you back what do you mean

are getting you back what do you mean you are getting me back well it's like

you are getting me back well it's like

you are getting me back well it's like it this professori we have the good news

it this professori we have the good news

it this professori we have the good news and we have the bad news all right

and we have the bad news all right

and we have the bad news all right what's the good news oh blindy we are

what's the good news oh blindy we are

what's the good news oh blindy we are getting rid of Mr willkins so that you

getting rid of Mr willkins so that you

getting rid of Mr willkins so that you can be returning

can be returning

can be returning you mean he left because of your

you mean he left because of your

you mean he left because of your behavior not so last night M English

behavior not so last night M English

behavior not so last night M English came to find you oh from the commercial

came to find you oh from the commercial

came to find you oh from the commercial school yeah he's wanting to tell you he

school yeah he's wanting to tell you he

school yeah he's wanting to tell you he has a job for you after all oh well that

has a job for you after all oh well that

has a job for you after all oh well that is good news but now we come to the bad

is good news but now we come to the bad

is good news but now we come to the bad news we are be tell Mr English you are

news we are be tell Mr English you are

news we are be tell Mr English you are not be want job with him so instead he

not be want job with him so instead he

not be want job with him so instead he give job to Mr wikins hey we plenty

give job to Mr wikins hey we plenty

give job to Mr wikins hey we plenty smart H oh yes plenty Professor we have

smart H oh yes plenty Professor we have

smart H oh yes plenty Professor we have a de more more good news and the more

a de more more good news and the more

a de more more good news and the more bad news all right come on first the

bad news all right come on first the

bad news all right come on first the more good news we got eight scoring

more good news we got eight scoring

more good news we got eight scoring drawers on the football

drawers on the football

drawers on the football pools the bad news is H we forgot to

pools the bad news is H we forgot to

pools the bad news is H we forgot to post the

Cooper so I've got some good news and

Cooper so I've got some good news and

Cooper so I've got some good news and some bad news for you firstly the good

some bad news for you firstly the good

some bad news for you firstly the good news now that I'm back I'm

news now that I'm back I'm

news now that I'm back I'm staying and now for the bad news from

staying and now for the bad news from

staying and now for the bad news from now on you get extra homework every

now on you get extra homework every

now on you get extra homework every night

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come

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[Music] do do do do do

do do do do do

do do do do do [Music]

[Music]

[Music] enter I brought you some coffee Miss

enter I brought you some coffee Miss

enter I brought you some coffee Miss Courtney I shall be wanting it this

Courtney I shall be wanting it this

Courtney I shall be wanting it this morning thank you glce I have to be at

morning thank you glce I have to be at

morning thank you glce I have to be at the court in half an hour tennis court

the court in half an hour tennis court

the court in half an hour tennis court magistrates oh my goodness what have you

magistrates oh my goodness what have you

magistrates oh my goodness what have you done well I haven't done anything I am

done well I haven't done anything I am

done well I haven't done anything I am on the bench I am a JP oh very nice any

on the bench I am a JP oh very nice any

on the bench I am a JP oh very nice any juicy bits I beg your pardon well you

juicy bits I beg your pardon well you

juicy bits I beg your pardon well you know like you reading the Sunday papers

know like you reading the Sunday papers

know like you reading the Sunday papers husband finds wife in bed with lover no

husband finds wife in bed with lover no

husband finds wife in bed with lover no Gladius just the usual amount of

Gladius just the usual amount of

Gladius just the usual amount of football Hooligans and drunken

football Hooligans and drunken

football Hooligans and drunken disorderly that sort of

disorderly that sort of

disorderly that sort of thing enter thank you

thing enter thank you

thing enter thank you Gladis I brought the stock room keys

Gladis I brought the stock room keys

Gladis I brought the stock room keys back well you better hang on to them

back well you better hang on to them

back well you better hang on to them Sydney I don't want them today she's in

Sydney I don't want them today she's in

Sydney I don't want them today she's in CT cour

CT cour

CT cour what court magistrates court go have you

what court magistrates court go have you

what court magistrates court go have you been been nicked nied I got a friend of

been been nicked nied I got a friend of

been been nicked nied I got a friend of mine to defend you and if he can't get

mine to defend you and if he can't get

mine to defend you and if he can't get you off he'll buang a few quid to the JP

you off he'll buang a few quid to the JP

you off he'll buang a few quid to the JP most of them are

most of them are

most of them are bent I am a

bent I am a

bent I am a JP I was only joking and I sincerely

JP I was only joking and I sincerely

JP I was only joking and I sincerely hope you were I'll see you twoo tomorrow

hope you were I'll see you twoo tomorrow

hope you were I'll see you twoo tomorrow yeah well don't be too hard on anyone

yeah well don't be too hard on anyone

yeah well don't be too hard on anyone will you remember a person is innocent

will you remember a person is innocent

will you remember a person is innocent until he's proved guilty yes well I have

until he's proved guilty yes well I have

until he's proved guilty yes well I have often thought that should be the other

often thought that should be the other

often thought that should be the other way round well you should know

way round well you should know

way round well you should know best

best

best oh I'd hate to come up before her me

oh I'd hate to come up before her me

oh I'd hate to come up before her me neither if people like going on the

neither if people like going on the

neither if people like going on the bench no wonder they demolish the death

sentence case number one has been put

sentence case number one has been put

sentence case number one has been put back until after lunch very well let's

back until after lunch very well let's

back until after lunch very well let's get on with it call case number two call

get on with it call case number two call

get on with it call case number two call case number two

good

good

good Heavens just Courtney what are you doing

Heavens just Courtney what are you doing

Heavens just Courtney what are you doing here I am the presiding magistrate oh

here I am the presiding magistrate oh

here I am the presiding magistrate oh blimy we are being in luck we are BN to

blimy we are being in luck we are BN to

blimy we are being in luck we are BN to be getting off Scotty free

be getting off Scotty free

be getting off Scotty free I in court I take it you know these

I in court I take it you know these

I in court I take it you know these people Miss courton I must certainly do

people Miss courton I must certainly do

people Miss courton I must certainly do well are you sure you won't be

well are you sure you won't be

well are you sure you won't be prejudiced in their favor if I am

prejudiced in their favor if I am

prejudiced in their favor if I am prejudiced it certainly won't be in

prejudiced it certainly won't be in

prejudiced it certainly won't be in their

their

their favor inspector isn't it a little

favor inspector isn't it a little

favor inspector isn't it a little unusual for the police to bring so many

unusual for the police to bring so many

unusual for the police to bring so many defendants before the bench at one time

defendants before the bench at one time

defendants before the bench at one time the dock seems a little

the dock seems a little

the dock seems a little overloaded the case is rather unusual

overloaded the case is rather unusual

overloaded the case is rather unusual Madam the accused though acting

Madam the accused though acting

Madam the accused though acting individually did in fact commit the

individually did in fact commit the

individually did in fact commit the offenses

offenses

offenses collectively

collectively

collectively I see what are the charges Miss Chung Su

I see what are the charges Miss Chung Su

I see what are the charges Miss Chung Su Lee and Mr taru nagazumi inciting a riot

Lee and Mr taru nagazumi inciting a riot

Lee and Mr taru nagazumi inciting a riot I demand diplomatic

I demand diplomatic

I demand diplomatic immunity Mr Giovani cello and M Daniel

immunity Mr Giovani cello and M Daniel

immunity Mr Giovani cello and M Daniel Favre disturbing the

Favre disturbing the

Favre disturbing the piece Mr ranit sing and Mrs Jamila ranf

piece Mr ranit sing and Mrs Jamila ranf

piece Mr ranit sing and Mrs Jamila ranf causing an afraid please I'm not

causing an afraid please I'm not

causing an afraid please I'm not understanding what he meaning and I am

understanding what he meaning and I am

understanding what he meaning and I am no be understand also Master G but he's

no be understand also Master G but he's

no be understand also Master G but he's reading out the charges you mean we

reading out the charges you mean we

reading out the charges you mean we having to pay for being

having to pay for being

having to pay for being here more than likely will you please be

here more than likely will you please be

here more than likely will you please be quiet sorry Mr Ali Nadim and Miss anah

quiet sorry Mr Ali Nadim and Miss anah

quiet sorry Mr Ali Nadim and Miss anah Schmid causing a public

Schmid causing a public

Schmid causing a public nuisance Mr Juan santes and Mr

nuisance Mr Juan santes and Mr

nuisance Mr Juan santes and Mr Maximillian papandreas assaulting a

Maximillian papandreas assaulting a

Maximillian papandreas assaulting a police officer he assult us first see he

police officer he assult us first see he

police officer he assult us first see he hit my fist with his

JW another remark like that I shall hold

JW another remark like that I shall hold

JW another remark like that I shall hold you in

you in

you in contempt speak when you you are spoken

contempt speak when you you are spoken

contempt speak when you you are spoken to one sorry wrong number carry on with

to one sorry wrong number carry on with

to one sorry wrong number carry on with the charges that's all what about Mr

the charges that's all what about Mr

the charges that's all what about Mr Brown oh I'm not charged with anything

Brown oh I'm not charged with anything

Brown oh I'm not charged with anything what are you doing in the dock I've come

what are you doing in the dock I've come

what are you doing in the dock I've come here to speak on their behalf he's our

here to speak on their behalf he's our

here to speak on their behalf he's our mouthpiece sure he's going to Spring

mouthpiece sure he's going to Spring

mouthpiece sure he's going to Spring us you see Miss

us you see Miss

us you see Miss Courtney you must come down onto the

Courtney you must come down onto the

Courtney you must come down onto the floor of the court if you wish to

floor of the court if you wish to

floor of the court if you wish to address the

address the

address the bench oh

bench oh

bench oh right

you see Miss Courtney there I am not

you see Miss Courtney there I am not

you see Miss Courtney there I am not miss

miss

miss Courtney funny she look like miss

Courtney funny she look like miss

Courtney funny she look like miss cotney you will kindly address me as

cotney you will kindly address me as

cotney you will kindly address me as your honor Sorry Miss cotney uh your

your honor Sorry Miss cotney uh your

your honor Sorry Miss cotney uh your honor but there are mitigating

honor but there are mitigating

honor but there are mitigating circumstances and I'm sure that when

circumstances and I'm sure that when

circumstances and I'm sure that when you've heard what the students have to

you've heard what the students have to

you've heard what the students have to say you will decide to act leniently now

say you will decide to act leniently now

say you will decide to act leniently now we'll see about that after we have heard

we'll see about that after we have heard

we'll see about that after we have heard the explanation yes well it all happened

the explanation yes well it all happened

the explanation yes well it all happened last Friday evening after class as part

last Friday evening after class as part

last Friday evening after class as part of their homework I decided to give the

of their homework I decided to give the

of their homework I decided to give the students various tasks to perform things

students various tasks to perform things

students various tasks to perform things to do places to visit Su and Tera would

to do places to visit Su and Tera would

to do places to visit Su and Tera would you tell the court what happened in your

you tell the court what happened in your

you tell the court what happened in your case take the stand

please take the book in your right hand

please take the book in your right hand

please take the book in your right hand and read what's on the cart yes

and read what's on the cart yes

and read what's on the cart yes sir I swear by almighty God that the

sir I swear by almighty God that the

sir I swear by almighty God that the evidence I shall give shall be the truth

evidence I shall give shall be the truth

evidence I shall give shall be the truth the whole truth nothing but the

the whole truth nothing but the

the whole truth nothing but the truth take the book in your right hand

truth take the book in your right hand

truth take the book in your right hand are you saying that you are not going to

are you saying that you are not going to

are you saying that you are not going to tell the truth Republic of China not

tell the truth Republic of China not

tell the truth Republic of China not brief in Christian Lan what do you

brief in Christian Lan what do you

brief in Christian Lan what do you believe it chairman ma very well do you

believe it chairman ma very well do you

believe it chairman ma very well do you swear by Chairman Mao that the evidence

swear by Chairman Mao that the evidence

swear by Chairman Mao that the evidence you give should be the truth the whole

you give should be the truth the whole

you give should be the truth the whole truth of nothing but the truth in

truth of nothing but the truth in

truth of nothing but the truth in Democratic Republic of China there's no

Democratic Republic of China there's no

Democratic Republic of China there's no loom for eyes truth is absolute so say

loom for eyes truth is absolute so say

loom for eyes truth is absolute so say chairman

chairman

chairman M I think we can accept that as an

M I think we can accept that as an

M I think we can accept that as an affirmation proceed task Mr blown elate

affirmation proceed task Mr blown elate

affirmation proceed task Mr blown elate to talo and me is visit Speaker's Corner

to talo and me is visit Speaker's Corner

to talo and me is visit Speaker's Corner in height Park to observe olus I say to

in height Park to observe olus I say to

in height Park to observe olus I say to you again ladies and gentlemen do not be

you again ladies and gentlemen do not be

you again ladies and gentlemen do not be deceived by assurances of a so-called

deceived by assurances of a so-called

deceived by assurances of a so-called change of attitude in China they are

change of attitude in China they are

change of attitude in China they are still governed by dictators the people

still governed by dictators the people

still governed by dictators the people are still oppressed laish it is

not China is still an aggressive Nation

not China is still an aggressive Nation

not China is still an aggressive Nation it is Western impar who are aggressors

it is Western impar who are aggressors

it is Western impar who are aggressors China is still a free democracy now he's

China is still a free democracy now he's

China is still a free democracy now he's choking rubbish you are if you don't

choking rubbish you are if you don't

choking rubbish you are if you don't like it over here get back to where you

like it over here get back to where you

like it over here get back to where you came from don't speak like that to my

came from don't speak like that to my

came from don't speak like that to my friend you are ignorant cap is raty you

friend you are ignorant cap is raty you

friend you are ignorant cap is raty you are now calm down if he wasn't a lady

are now calm down if he wasn't a lady

are now calm down if he wasn't a lady I'd Z here I have news for you I am no

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[Music] lady you see it was PR Act of

lady you see it was PR Act of

lady you see it was PR Act of selfdefense not our fault you may Stand

selfdefense not our fault you may Stand

selfdefense not our fault you may Stand Down who's next Mr giovan Capello and

Down who's next Mr giovan Capello and

Down who's next Mr giovan Capello and Miss

Miss

Miss favra take the book in your right hand

favra take the book in your right hand

favra take the book in your right hand and read what's on the

and read what's on the

and read what's on the card not the likely I not to swear on a

card not the likely I not to swear on a

card not the likely I not to swear on a Protestant Bible we are Catholics I

Protestant Bible we are Catholics I

Protestant Bible we are Catholics I swear by the Pope give him a Catholic

Bible Okie

Bible Okie

Bible Okie COI I promise I'm going to tell all of

COI I promise I'm going to tell all of

COI I promise I'm going to tell all of the

the

the truth me

truth me

truth me too carry

on your

on your

on your honor is like it this Mr Brown asked us

honor is like it this Mr Brown asked us

honor is like it this Mr Brown asked us to visit Television Studios to see how

to visit Television Studios to see how

to visit Television Studios to see how television programs are

made o yes where do you think you're

made o yes where do you think you're

made o yes where do you think you're going we go to have the look around

going we go to have the look around

going we go to have the look around you're not allowed in here without a ass

you're not allowed in here without a ass

you're not allowed in here without a ass but I'm sure you can look the other way

but I'm sure you can look the other way

but I'm sure you can look the other way rules are made to be broken no not by me

rules are made to be broken no not by me

rules are made to be broken no not by me no but it's

no but it's

no but it's for

sorry hey what's that down there where

sorry hey what's that down there where

sorry hey what's that down there where come

come

come on

hey what do we do now we have the look

hey what do we do now we have the look

hey what do we do now we have the look around don't worry nobody's going to

around don't worry nobody's going to

around don't worry nobody's going to find us here Santa

Maria quick in

here good afternoon and welcome to

here good afternoon and welcome to

here good afternoon and welcome to another edition of World of Sport this

another edition of World of Sport this

another edition of World of Sport this afternoon in our search for sporting

action but which way do we go you mind

action but which way do we go you mind

action but which way do we go you mind I'm on air hey obious seen you someplace

I'm on air hey obious seen you someplace

I'm on air hey obious seen you someplace before you don't off look like that

before you don't off look like that

before you don't off look like that David

David

David Dicky Davis you spagetti that's right

Dicky Davis you spagetti that's right

Dicky Davis you spagetti that's right look I am Dicky Davis and I'm trying to

look I am Dicky Davis and I'm trying to

look I am Dicky Davis and I'm trying to do a

do a

do a program I'm very sorry about that but

program I'm very sorry about that but

program I'm very sorry about that but when the program is live Anything Can

when the program is live Anything Can

when the program is live Anything Can Happen got it as I was saying David can

Happen got it as I was saying David can

Happen got it as I was saying David can I have your autograph

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[Music]

[Music] please thank you very much good evening

please thank you very much good evening

please thank you very much good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome my

ladies and gentlemen and welcome my

ladies and gentlemen and welcome my first guest tonight has flown across the

first guest tonight has flown across the

first guest tonight has flown across the Atlantic especially to be with us I

Atlantic especially to be with us I

Atlantic especially to be with us I think perhaps he

best hey I know you it's a Michael

best hey I know you it's a Michael

best hey I know you it's a Michael Parkington it's not it's Eon

Parkington it's not it's Eon

Parkington it's not it's Eon Andrew oh my

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[Music] God

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music] is Mr Brown's fault not

mine your honor I arrest my

mine your honor I arrest my

mine your honor I arrest my bag you Val you rest your case Okie

bag you Val you rest your case Okie

bag you Val you rest your case Okie cookie AR rest of my bag and on my case

silence and there is far too much levity

silence and there is far too much levity

silence and there is far too much levity in this courtroom we will now take a

in this courtroom we will now take a

in this courtroom we will now take a short break and when we come back I

short break and when we come back I

short break and when we come back I shall hope for a little more respect

shall hope for a little more respect

shall hope for a little more respect otherwise the court will be

[Applause]

killed

killed

killed [Music]

can we have the next defendants Please

can we have the next defendants Please

can we have the next defendants Please Mr Singh and Mrs

Ranger what do you swear on I never

Ranger what do you swear on I never

Ranger what do you swear on I never swear it's against my religion he is

swear it's against my religion he is

swear it's against my religion he is being mean swear on holy book thousand

being mean swear on holy book thousand

being mean swear on holy book thousand apologies I'm swearing by the guru

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[Music]

[Music] Grand

no I be swear by almighty

God I be swear to tell the obsolute

God I be swear to tell the obsolute

God I be swear to tell the obsolute truth and nothing but the obsolute

truth and nothing but the obsolute

truth and nothing but the obsolute truth carry on Master G is ask us for

truth carry on Master G is ask us for

truth carry on Master G is ask us for our homey work to be take boat on River

our homey work to be take boat on River

our homey work to be take boat on River thus and we comply

thus and we comply

thus and we comply [Music]

[Music]

[Music] when the weather is fine then you know

when the weather is fine then you know

when the weather is fine then you know it's a sign for Ming on the

it's a sign for Ming on the

it's a sign for Ming on the river if you take my advice

river if you take my advice

river if you take my advice there's well it's very simple it's

there's well it's very simple it's

there's well it's very simple it's forward to go forward and backwards to

forward to go forward and backwards to

forward to go forward and backwards to go backwards what about if you want to

go backwards what about if you want to

go backwards what about if you want to go

sideways I think I AMC you really want

sideways I think I AMC you really want

sideways I think I AMC you really want to H this boat most definitely all right

to H this boat most definitely all right

to H this boat most definitely all right which on I'll cast off don't put it in

which on I'll cast off don't put it in

which on I'll cast off don't put it in gear until I tell

you the

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stop crushing up the

stop crushing up the

stop crushing up the B oh please be getting out of the

B oh please be getting out of the

B oh please be getting out of the way

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[Music]

I'll it's a wonder the boat didn't see

I'll it's a wonder the boat didn't see

I'll it's a wonder the boat didn't see it

it

it did Stand

Down who's next U

Down who's next U

Down who's next U [Laughter]

Mr take the book in your right hand and

Mr take the book in your right hand and

Mr take the book in your right hand and read one what's on the

read one what's on the

read one what's on the card sure we tell the

card sure we tell the

card sure we tell the truth I tell you what happened no no m i

truth I tell you what happened no no m i

truth I tell you what happened no no m i no no no no no I speak good better

no no no no no I speak good better

no no no no no I speak good better English no I speak better English than

English no I speak better English than

English no I speak better English than you speak better

English tell the court what happened Mr

santes and Mr Brown he tell us to go and

santes and Mr Brown he tell us to go and

santes and Mr Brown he tell us to go and see the wax wax wax

see the wax wax wax

see the wax wax wax work she say I tell not you

work she say I tell not you

work she say I tell not you okay so we go to Madame to

S hey I tell you what we do you take the

S hey I tell you what we do you take the

S hey I tell you what we do you take the photo of me with the British royal okay

photo of me with the British royal okay

photo of me with the British royal okay which way we go we ask

which way we go we ask

which way we go we ask where we

where we

where we find we want the

find we want the

find we want the queen hey what's the man you're

de he's a wax

man looks like a real

man looks like a real

man looks like a real man hey look here's another he don't

man hey look here's another he don't

man hey look here's another he don't look very

look very

look very nice he looks like a dum how they get

nice he looks like a dum how they get

nice he looks like a dum how they get this

this

this St

it's a speaking

it's a speaking

it's a speaking Dy can I help you

Dy can I help you

Dy can I help you gentlemen you're a real man yes

gentlemen you're a real man yes

gentlemen you're a real man yes including the mustache we are looking

including the mustache we are looking

including the mustache we are looking for the royal family I'm going to have

for the royal family I'm going to have

for the royal family I'm going to have the picture taken with the

the picture taken with the

the picture taken with the queen arm now members of the public are

queen arm now members of the public are

queen arm now members of the public are not allowed to touch the

not allowed to touch the

not allowed to touch the exhibits right we not tell nobody thank

exhibits right we not tell nobody thank

exhibits right we not tell nobody thank you very much much unfortunately you are

you very much much unfortunately you are

you very much much unfortunately you are too late we are about to close you will

too late we are about to close you will

too late we are about to close you will find the exit that

way we better go now I want the picture

way we better go now I want the picture

way we better go now I want the picture with the queen and Prince Philip we

with the queen and Prince Philip we

with the queen and Prince Philip we go that

go that

go that way ah there they are ah I go front you

way ah there they are ah I go front you

way ah there they are ah I go front you take picture okay but be

take picture okay but be

take picture okay but be quick all right watch

deeper I'll just check in

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music] here

come on you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] two that's all it's quite enough you may

two that's all it's quite enough you may

two that's all it's quite enough you may Stand Down Mr and Miss

Schmid I swear by almighty God that the

Schmid I swear by almighty God that the

Schmid I swear by almighty God that the evidence I shall give shall be the truth

evidence I shall give shall be the truth

evidence I shall give shall be the truth the whole truth and nothing but the

the whole truth and nothing but the

the whole truth and nothing but the truth and what about you oh blind

truth and what about you oh blind

truth and what about you oh blind me I'm also swearing but by the Holy

Quran oh

Quran oh

Quran oh yes proceed please jelly good teacher is

yes proceed please jelly good teacher is

yes proceed please jelly good teacher is told us to be visiting I am not told you

told us to be visiting I am not told you

told us to be visiting I am not told you anything Ali oh yes please I was being

anything Ali oh yes please I was being

anything Ali oh yes please I was being there when you were toing us there's no

there when you were toing us there's no

there when you were toing us there's no such word as toing teacher is right

such word as toing teacher is right

such word as toing teacher is right thank you Anna Mr Brown tell

thank you Anna Mr Brown tell

thank you Anna Mr Brown tell us the past participle of the verb to

us the past participle of the verb to

us the past participle of the verb to tell is

tell is

tell is told Mr

told Mr

told Mr Brown may I remind you that you are not

Brown may I remind you that you are not

Brown may I remind you that you are not here to teach

here to teach

here to teach English yes Miss Courtney I'm sorry your

English yes Miss Courtney I'm sorry your

English yes Miss Courtney I'm sorry your carry on Mr n jelly good Mr Brown told

carry on Mr n jelly good Mr Brown told

carry on Mr n jelly good Mr Brown told us to be visiting the zoo we saw all the

us to be visiting the zoo we saw all the

us to be visiting the zoo we saw all the animals and on the way out Ali decided

animals and on the way out Ali decided

animals and on the way out Ali decided he wanted to ride on the

he wanted to ride on the

he wanted to ride on the elephant see the elephant with a long

elephant see the elephant with a long

elephant see the elephant with a long trunk swinging the great big ears and a

trunk swinging the great big ears and a

trunk swinging the great big ears and a long trunk swinging sniffing up the

long trunk swinging sniffing up the

long trunk swinging sniffing up the peanuts and the long trunk swinging St

peanuts and the long trunk swinging St

peanuts and the long trunk swinging St all day going to

all day going to

all day going to theoo excuse me please we are wanting to

theoo excuse me please we are wanting to

theoo excuse me please we are wanting to have a ride on elephant oh

have a ride on elephant oh

have a ride on elephant oh cheese would you like a hearty

cheese would you like a hearty

cheese would you like a hearty dog what you were saying your cheese is

dog what you were saying your cheese is

dog what you were saying your cheese is hard so I'm offering you my hearty

hard so I'm offering you my hearty

hard so I'm offering you my hearty do why don't we start again we would

do why don't we start again we would

do why don't we start again we would like a ride on the elephant well you

like a ride on the elephant well you

like a ride on the elephant well you can't why not you are not allowed on the

can't why not you are not allowed on the

can't why not you are not allowed on the elephant without a keeper we are wanting

elephant without a keeper we are wanting

elephant without a keeper we are wanting to be riding on elephant not the

to be riding on elephant not the

to be riding on elephant not the keeper to be I have no idea you go for

keeper to be I have no idea you go for

keeper to be I have no idea you go for keeper no I go for pun you come to two

keeper no I go for pun you come to two

keeper no I go for pun you come to two two we're going to zoo zoo hello hello

two we're going to zoo zoo hello hello

two we're going to zoo zoo hello hello hello oh it is an Indian Elephant how do

hello oh it is an Indian Elephant how do

hello oh it is an Indian Elephant how do you know that it has a bigger head and

you know that it has a bigger head and

you know that it has a bigger head and longer nose BL me it is pinching

longer nose BL me it is pinching

longer nose BL me it is pinching my hey what are you doing we are going

my hey what are you doing we are going

my hey what are you doing we are going to be riding on elephants no we wait for

to be riding on elephants no we wait for

to be riding on elephants no we wait for keeper don't worry I know everything

keeper don't worry I know everything

keeper don't worry I know everything about elephant please be getting up it

about elephant please be getting up it

about elephant please be getting up it may be dangerous oh no Indian elephants

may be dangerous oh no Indian elephants

may be dangerous oh no Indian elephants are most peaceful people we are only

are most peaceful people we are only

are most peaceful people we are only going to be sitting climb please climb

come very high oh yes when I was being a

come very high oh yes when I was being a

come very high oh yes when I was being a little boy in da I used to ride aant

little boy in da I used to ride aant

little boy in da I used to ride aant yeah oh yes to be going on left side

yeah oh yes to be going on left side

yeah oh yes to be going on left side you're pulling left ear yeah to be going

you're pulling left ear yeah to be going

you're pulling left ear yeah to be going on the right wordss you're pulling right

on the right wordss you're pulling right

on the right wordss you're pulling right ear and to be stopping you're pulling BS

ear and to be stopping you're pulling BS

ear and to be stopping you're pulling BS here what about starting to be starting

here what about starting to be starting

here what about starting to be starting you bang on head

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] help please

help what happened to the elephant it

help what happened to the elephant it

help what happened to the elephant it went for a bass in the lake

went for a bass in the lake

went for a bass in the lake unfortunately we are still sitting on

unfortunately we are still sitting on

unfortunately we are still sitting on it you may Stand

it you may Stand

it you may Stand Down Mr Brown have you anything to say

Down Mr Brown have you anything to say

Down Mr Brown have you anything to say before I give judgment yes M Coury um

before I give judgment yes M Coury um

before I give judgment yes M Coury um yes your honor I beg the court to show

yes your honor I beg the court to show

yes your honor I beg the court to show clemency in this case these poor

clemency in this case these poor

clemency in this case these poor unfortunate people are guests in our

unfortunate people are guests in our

unfortunate people are guests in our country they have journeyed from their

country they have journeyed from their

country they have journeyed from their native lands to our Shores to learn our

native lands to our Shores to learn our

native lands to our Shores to learn our mother tongue why because they admire

mother tongue why because they admire

mother tongue why because they admire our English way of life with its long

our English way of life with its long

our English way of life with its long tradition of hospitality Free Speech

tradition of hospitality Free Speech

tradition of hospitality Free Speech Justice and above all fair play they

Justice and above all fair play they

Justice and above all fair play they have committed no offense in their eyes

have committed no offense in their eyes

have committed no offense in their eyes they were merely carrying out their

they were merely carrying out their

they were merely carrying out their duties as they saw them I mean one only

duties as they saw them I mean one only

duties as they saw them I mean one only has to look at them to see that they are

has to look at them to see that they are

has to look at them to see that they are not

criminals I'm sure the court will find

criminals I'm sure the court will find

criminals I'm sure the court will find them innocent if anyone is guilty it is

them innocent if anyone is guilty it is

them innocent if anyone is guilty it is I

Bravo thank you Petra

Chelli

well having regard to your impassioned

well having regard to your impassioned

well having regard to your impassioned plea for Mercy the court tends to agree

plea for Mercy the court tends to agree

plea for Mercy the court tends to agree with your remarks the accused are more

with your remarks the accused are more

with your remarks the accused are more misguided than misers therefore the

misguided than misers therefore the

misguided than misers therefore the court finds the defendants not

court finds the defendants not

court finds the defendants not guilty however the court agrees with Mr

guilty however the court agrees with Mr

guilty however the court agrees with Mr Brown that if anyone is guilty he is to

Brown that if anyone is guilty he is to

Brown that if anyone is guilty he is to have sent out these poor unfortunate

have sent out these poor unfortunate

have sent out these poor unfortunate students on such fool hearty errands is

students on such fool hearty errands is

students on such fool hearty errands is highly irresponsible it is a Pity that

highly irresponsible it is a Pity that

highly irresponsible it is a Pity that the court cannot punish you but be

the court cannot punish you but be

the court cannot punish you but be warned Mr Brown if you ever come before

warned Mr Brown if you ever come before

warned Mr Brown if you ever come before this bench again for whatever reason you

this bench again for whatever reason you

this bench again for whatever reason you will be severely dealt with the court

will be severely dealt with the court

will be severely dealt with the court will

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adjourn you want to come for a drink oh

adjourn you want to come for a drink oh

adjourn you want to come for a drink oh no thanks I'm

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[Music]

[Music] driving

driving

driving [Music]

hey is this your car sir yes having

hey is this your car sir yes having

hey is this your car sir yes having trouble with your memory are you sir

trouble with your memory are you sir

trouble with your memory are you sir pardon your road tax disc has run out

pardon your road tax disc has run out

pardon your road tax disc has run out sir ah well I'm sure I've applied for it

sir ah well I'm sure I've applied for it

sir ah well I'm sure I've applied for it what's going on h j another tax Dodger

what's going on h j another tax Dodger

what's going on h j another tax Dodger Madam really well while you're at it

Madam really well while you're at it

Madam really well while you're at it Constable why don't you check his lights

Constable why don't you check his lights

Constable why don't you check his lights and his tires how about his insurance

and his tires how about his insurance

and his tires how about his insurance I shall be sitting again

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[Music] tomorrow

tomorrow

tomorrow [Music]

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do

yes Sydney oh hello Miss courney did you

yes Sydney oh hello Miss courney did you

yes Sydney oh hello Miss courney did you want me no I was just given your office

want me no I was just given your office

want me no I was just given your office floor to brush out how very

floor to brush out how very

floor to brush out how very kind good evening a Mr Brown just the

kind good evening a Mr Brown just the

kind good evening a Mr Brown just the man I want you Lucky

man I want you Lucky

man I want you Lucky Devil sorry would you step into my

Devil sorry would you step into my

Devil sorry would you step into my office yeah not

office yeah not

office yeah not you Mr Brown after you miss

cotney did you have a nice weekend oh

cotney did you have a nice weekend oh

cotney did you have a nice weekend oh very pleasant I spent two days in Lou

very pleasant I spent two days in Lou

very pleasant I spent two days in Lou huh in Li of what oh in Lou in cor oh

huh in Li of what oh in Lou in cor oh

huh in Li of what oh in Lou in cor oh yeah I have brought something for you

yeah I have brought something for you

yeah I have brought something for you here it's a tape recorder yes oh that's

here it's a tape recorder yes oh that's

here it's a tape recorder yes oh that's very kind of you miss Courtney thank you

very kind of you miss Courtney thank you

very kind of you miss Courtney thank you very much I didn't expect you to buy me

very much I didn't expect you to buy me

very much I didn't expect you to buy me anything well that's good because I

anything well that's good because I

anything well that's good because I haven't but I thought this was a that

haven't but I thought this was a that

haven't but I thought this was a that tape recorder belongs to the music class

tape recorder belongs to the music class

tape recorder belongs to the music class I thought it might be a good idea if you

I thought it might be a good idea if you

I thought it might be a good idea if you used it to try to improve your students

used it to try to improve your students

used it to try to improve your students elocution oh yes that is a good idea how

elocution oh yes that is a good idea how

elocution oh yes that is a good idea how does it work it is self-explanatory Mr

does it work it is self-explanatory Mr

does it work it is self-explanatory Mr Brown stop start wind rewind

Brown stop start wind rewind

Brown stop start wind rewind record shouldn't there be a microphone

record shouldn't there be a microphone

record shouldn't there be a microphone it is fully built in fully now when you

it is fully built in fully now when you

it is fully built in fully now when you have finished it perhaps you would

have finished it perhaps you would

have finished it perhaps you would return it to the music Club yeah

return it to the music Club yeah

return it to the music Club yeah certainly you may go thank

you pomp us old

you pomp us old

you pomp us old twit that old H she such a pompus old

twit that old H she such a pompus old

twit that old H she such a pompus old twit haven't you a class to go to yeah I

twit haven't you a class to go to yeah I

twit haven't you a class to go to yeah I was just going oh just one moment

was just going oh just one moment

was just going oh just one moment something that matter yes it's still

something that matter yes it's still

something that matter yes it's still switched on

switched on

switched on oh my

oh my

oh my God I do hope you weren't being

God I do hope you weren't being

God I do hope you weren't being Indiscreet no no of course I I never

Indiscreet no no of course I I never

Indiscreet no no of course I I never said anything did I see no not a Dicky

said anything did I see no not a Dicky

said anything did I see no not a Dicky bird never open his nor sh well we'll

bird never open his nor sh well we'll

bird never open his nor sh well we'll see shall we I think I'll go and sweep

see shall we I think I'll go and sweep

see shall we I think I'll go and sweep the floor yes I stay where you

the floor yes I stay where you

the floor yes I stay where you are now let's see what we can hear when

are now let's see what we can hear when

are now let's see what we can hear when you have finished with it perhaps you

you have finished with it perhaps you

you have finished with it perhaps you would be kind enough to return it to the

would be kind enough to return it to the

would be kind enough to return it to the music Club yeah certainly you may go

music Club yeah certainly you may go

music Club yeah certainly you may go thank you here we are that's it there's

thank you here we are that's it there's

thank you here we are that's it there's no more no definitely no more just a

no more no definitely no more just a

no more no definitely no more just a moment P old

moment P old

moment P old Twi a p Twi I see I am a pompous old

Twi a p Twi I see I am a pompous old

Twi a p Twi I see I am a pompous old twit am I that wasn't you really good

twit am I that wasn't you really good

twit am I that wasn't you really good Lord no was it s no no should never old

Lord no was it s no no should never old

Lord no was it s no no should never old in

in

in yeah then who was it uh who well it was

yeah then who was it uh who well it was

yeah then who was it uh who well it was yes it was your old boiler Gladis the

yes it was your old boiler Gladis the

yes it was your old boiler Gladis the tea lady that's right gladice I would

tea lady that's right gladice I would

tea lady that's right gladice I would hardly call Gladis pompus wouldn't you

hardly call Gladis pompus wouldn't you

hardly call Gladis pompus wouldn't you she can be very pompus at times I see

she can be very pompus at times I see

she can be very pompus at times I see well perhaps you would tell pompus

well perhaps you would tell pompus

well perhaps you would tell pompus gladice that I am waiting for my coffee

gladice that I am waiting for my coffee

gladice that I am waiting for my coffee right

right

right um you know my horoscope was right I was

um you know my horoscope was right I was

um you know my horoscope was right I was forecast to clash with authority ending

forecast to clash with authority ending

forecast to clash with authority ending in disaster that wasn't disaster yeah

in disaster that wasn't disaster yeah

in disaster that wasn't disaster yeah well the Knight is still

young

there you are how you liking you are

there you are how you liking you are

there you are how you liking you are very rude renit also he's not be spelled

very rude renit also he's not be spelled

very rude renit also he's not be spelled very good please L love it off before

very good please L love it off before

very good please L love it off before Ari arrives no you make Ali very mad I

Ari arrives no you make Ali very mad I

Ari arrives no you make Ali very mad I am not caring yesterday Ali is calling

am not caring yesterday Ali is calling

am not caring yesterday Ali is calling me a monkey

me a monkey

me a monkey face you shouldn't call you monkey face

face you shouldn't call you monkey face

face you shouldn't call you monkey face oh thank you Max it's not your fault you

oh thank you Max it's not your fault you

oh thank you Max it's not your fault you look like

look like

look like [Music]

[Music]

[Music] that have I missed something funny no

that have I missed something funny no

that have I missed something funny no professori he's still here

you are liking flowers exy you are

you are liking flowers exy you are

you are liking flowers exy you are liking flowers answer yes or no well

liking flowers answer yes or no well

liking flowers answer yes or no well sure I like it the flowers good I'm

sure I like it the flowers good I'm

sure I like it the flowers good I'm sending something to your funeral mg put

sending something to your funeral mg put

sending something to your funeral mg put your knife away giovan sit down come on

your knife away giovan sit down come on

your knife away giovan sit down come on with you what hope is there for a

with you what hope is there for a

with you what hope is there for a multi-racial society if a handful of

multi-racial society if a handful of

multi-racial society if a handful of people can't sit down together for a

people can't sit down together for a

people can't sit down together for a couple of hours without coming to blow

couple of hours without coming to blow

couple of hours without coming to blow ah we only make it a joke well in Future

ah we only make it a joke well in Future

ah we only make it a joke well in Future Let's have no more jokes they only seem

Let's have no more jokes they only seem

Let's have no more jokes they only seem to lead to

to lead to

to lead to arguments

who's responsible for this come along

who's responsible for this come along

who's responsible for this come along I'm

I'm

I'm waiting if the person who's responsible

waiting if the person who's responsible

waiting if the person who's responsible doesn't own up you'll all stay behind

doesn't own up you'll all stay behind

doesn't own up you'll all stay behind and have extra homework it was

R I suggest you come out here ranit and

R I suggest you come out here ranit and

R I suggest you come out here ranit and rub it off before Ally comes in and sees

rub it off before Ally comes in and sees

rub it off before Ally comes in and sees it before Ally comes in and see what

it before Ally comes in and see what

it before Ally comes in and see what nothing Alie you are hiding something

nothing Alie you are hiding something

nothing Alie you are hiding something from me yes please I can see my name on

from me yes please I can see my name on

from me yes please I can see my name on blackboard we weren't just about to rub

blackboard we weren't just about to rub

blackboard we weren't just about to rub it off who blly

it off who blly

it off who blly me I can be reporting you to the

me I can be reporting you to the

me I can be reporting you to the monastery of

monastery of

monastery of Education Ministry that also I'm being

Education Ministry that also I'm being

Education Ministry that also I'm being surprised at You me writing naughty

surprised at You me writing naughty

surprised at You me writing naughty things like that I didn't write it but

things like that I didn't write it but

things like that I didn't write it but you are standing with chalky in hand

you are standing with chalky in hand

you are standing with chalky in hand that is circumstantial oh no that is

that is circumstantial oh no that is

that is circumstantial oh no that is most definitely

most definitely

most definitely chalky this was already written before I

chalky this was already written before I

chalky this was already written before I arrived Oho then I knowing who is

arrived Oho then I knowing who is

arrived Oho then I knowing who is writing it it is monkey

writing it it is monkey

writing it it is monkey face pick you up the

face pick you up the

face pick you up the K sit down the listen if I have any more

K sit down the listen if I have any more

K sit down the listen if I have any more arguments those persons responsible will

arguments those persons responsible will

arguments those persons responsible will be sent home immediately well that's not

be sent home immediately well that's not

be sent home immediately well that's not CH and that goes for you too no more

CH and that goes for you too no more

CH and that goes for you too no more arguments me never argue always argue

arguments me never argue always argue

arguments me never argue always argue never oh yes you do oh no I don't you're

never oh yes you do oh no I don't you're

never oh yes you do oh no I don't you're arguing now

arguing now

arguing now you sit

you sit

you sit down right now tonight we are going to

down right now tonight we are going to

down right now tonight we are going to con concentrate on your elocution heaven

con concentrate on your elocution heaven

con concentrate on your elocution heaven knows it needs concentrating on right

knows it needs concentrating on right

knows it needs concentrating on right now this is a tape recorder hey we're

now this is a tape recorder hey we're

now this is a tape recorder hey we're going to have the music while we

going to have the music while we

going to have the music while we work no we're not we're just going to

work no we're not we're just going to

work no we're not we're just going to have the work I'm going to ask each of

have the work I'm going to ask each of

have the work I'm going to ask each of you in turn to say something into this

you in turn to say something into this

you in turn to say something into this and we'll rewind it and play it back and

and we'll rewind it and play it back and

and we'll rewind it and play it back and we'll correct any mistakes or

we'll correct any mistakes or

we'll correct any mistakes or mispronunciations you may make right you

mispronunciations you may make right you

mispronunciations you may make right you first Ellie jelly good what shall I be

first Ellie jelly good what shall I be

first Ellie jelly good what shall I be saying well just say anything at all

saying well just say anything at all

saying well just say anything at all that comes into your mind uh anything at

that comes into your mind uh anything at

that comes into your mind uh anything at all that is coming into my mind um uh

all that is coming into my mind um uh

all that is coming into my mind um uh that

do here is the news and this is

do here is the news and this is

do here is the news and this is Maximillion Andreas arimis Pap andrau

Maximillion Andreas arimis Pap andrau

Maximillion Andreas arimis Pap andrau speaking it today we not have any news

speaking it today we not have any news

speaking it today we not have any news maybe tomorrow we have

somei my name is Danielle fa

somei my name is Danielle fa

somei my name is Danielle fa 3621 35 I am French a pair and I like

3621 35 I am French a pair and I like

3621 35 I am French a pair and I like all kind of sports in the doors and out

all kind of sports in the doors and out

all kind of sports in the doors and out of the

of the

of the doors than you miss France

ter 1 o 2 3 40 good good

good

um

I be speaking little

I be speaking little

I be speaking little poetries when first I come to school I

poetries when first I come to school I

poetries when first I come to school I am sit here like a fool but Master G is

am sit here like a fool but Master G is

am sit here like a fool but Master G is teach me how to speech and now I speak

teach me how to speech and now I speak

teach me how to speech and now I speak much more

much more

much more better I didn't exactly rhyme Master

better I didn't exactly rhyme Master

better I didn't exactly rhyme Master Shaker no be r no that's true he doesn't

Shaker no be r no that's true he doesn't

Shaker no be r no that's true he doesn't not

not

not always

always

always Gian

this is not a talent contest just say a

this is not a talent contest just say a

this is not a talent contest just say a sentence or two

sentence or two

sentence or two okay I am in the English class to learn

okay I am in the English class to learn

okay I am in the English class to learn how to speak the English now I speak

how to speak the English now I speak

how to speak the English now I speak English you still have a lot to

English you still have a lot to

English you still have a lot to learn

R greetings and salutations to all my

R greetings and salutations to all my

R greetings and salutations to all my friends long life and much happiness be

friends long life and much happiness be

friends long life and much happiness be with you all very nice I I mean thank

with you all very nice I I mean thank

with you all very nice I I mean thank you well done suly and spare us the

you well done suly and spare us the

you well done suly and spare us the thoughts of chairman ma tonight please

thoughts of chairman ma tonight please

thoughts of chairman ma tonight please thoughts of chairman ma wasted on Craft

thoughts of chairman ma wasted on Craft

thoughts of chairman ma wasted on Craft full of ignorant followers of imp istic

full of ignorant followers of imp istic

full of ignorant followers of imp istic polies of a only China can flue

polies of a only China can flue

polies of a only China can flue democracy flish thank you at least

democracy flish thank you at least

democracy flish thank you at least you're

you're

you're consistent

consistent

consistent one I tell you a little story H my

one I tell you a little story H my

one I tell you a little story H my cousin from Madrid his wife she goes up

cousin from Madrid his wife she goes up

cousin from Madrid his wife she goes up to heaven Spirit Santo Domin and in the

to heaven Spirit Santo Domin and in the

to heaven Spirit Santo Domin and in the funeral my cousin he's very bad so the

funeral my cousin he's very bad so the

funeral my cousin he's very bad so the priest he come to him and say please my

priest he come to him and say please my

priest he come to him and say please my son don't worry in 6 months from now

son don't worry in 6 months from now

son don't worry in 6 months from now maybe you find another beautiful s

maybe you find another beautiful s

maybe you find another beautiful s and you get married my cousin he said to

and you get married my cousin he said to

and you get married my cousin he said to the priest 6 months what am I going to

the priest 6 months what am I going to

the priest 6 months what am I going to do

tonight thank you man I know more yeah

tonight thank you man I know more yeah

tonight thank you man I know more yeah we save them for T all right right now

we save them for T all right right now

we save them for T all right right now we'll rewind this and you'll all hear

we'll rewind this and you'll all hear

we'll rewind this and you'll all hear how terrible you sound you've all got a

how terrible you sound you've all got a

how terrible you sound you've all got a long way to go no please the landlord

long way to go no please the landlord

long way to go no please the landlord man I'm staying with is telling me I am

man I'm staying with is telling me I am

man I'm staying with is telling me I am speaking English much more better than

speaking English much more better than

speaking English much more better than what he's doing is he a Londoner no he's

what he's doing is he a Londoner no he's

what he's doing is he a Londoner no he's from

Turkey well I wouldn't let it go to your

Turkey well I wouldn't let it go to your

Turkey well I wouldn't let it go to your head rangit right now pay attention but

head rangit right now pay attention but

head rangit right now pay attention but you first Ellie jelly good what shall I

you first Ellie jelly good what shall I

you first Ellie jelly good what shall I be saying well just say anything at all

be saying well just say anything at all

be saying well just say anything at all that comes into your mind anything at

that comes into your mind anything at

that comes into your mind anything at all that is coming into my mind

all that is coming into my mind

all that is coming into my mind um who was that who was what who were

um who was that who was what who were

um who was that who was what who were you speaking to that was you you are

you speaking to that was you you are

you speaking to that was you you are pulling my

pulling my

pulling my Ley that was not me that is a foreign

Ley that was not me that is a foreign

Ley that was not me that is a foreign sounding man exactly that's how you

sounding man exactly that's how you

sounding man exactly that's how you sound oh blimy and all the time I'm

sound oh blimy and all the time I'm

sound oh blimy and all the time I'm thinking I'm sounding good like sir

thinking I'm sounding good like sir

thinking I'm sounding good like sir Olivia

Olivia

Olivia Lawrence Lauren leave me up yes

please you're late Anna yeah you feeling

please you're late Anna yeah you feeling

please you're late Anna yeah you feeling all right yeah you do not sound

all right yeah you do not sound

all right yeah you do not sound allight look if there's anything that's

allight look if there's anything that's

allight look if there's anything that's troubling you can tell H where your

troubling you can tell H where your

troubling you can tell H where your friends that's right you let her your

friends that's right you let her your

friends that's right you let her your hair down oh blimy how can she be

hair down oh blimy how can she be

hair down oh blimy how can she be letting her hair down when it is not

letting her hair down when it is not

letting her hair down when it is not up let your hair down means to get

up let your hair down means to get

up let your hair down means to get everything off of the chest you are be

everything off of the chest you are be

everything off of the chest you are be want her to take off her

want her to take off her

want her to take off her clothes holy ravioli these foreigners

clothes holy ravioli these foreigners

clothes holy ravioli these foreigners are all stupid come why don't you tell

are all stupid come why don't you tell

are all stupid come why don't you tell us what's the matter for the last time

us what's the matter for the last time

us what's the matter for the last time there nothing's a matter you stop asking

there nothing's a matter you stop asking

there nothing's a matter you stop asking stupid questions I'm perfectly all right

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[Applause]

[Applause] enter I'm returning the tap recorder I

enter I'm returning the tap recorder I

enter I'm returning the tap recorder I took it back to the music class but

took it back to the music class but

took it back to the music class but they'd all gone home oh very well you

they'd all gone home oh very well you

they'd all gone home oh very well you can leave it there have you finished now

can leave it there have you finished now

can leave it there have you finished now yes I've just got to give them their

yes I've just got to give them their

yes I've just got to give them their homework I think I've got a slight

homework I think I've got a slight

homework I think I've got a slight problem no your class is one big problem

problem no your class is one big problem

problem no your class is one big problem I'm rather worried about Anna in what

I'm rather worried about Anna in what

I'm rather worried about Anna in what way well she burst into tears when she

way well she burst into tears when she

way well she burst into tears when she arrived and so far she's refused to say

arrived and so far she's refused to say

arrived and so far she's refused to say what's troubling her oh dear I do hope

what's troubling her oh dear I do hope

what's troubling her oh dear I do hope it isn't Miss R bottom all over again

it isn't Miss R bottom all over again

it isn't Miss R bottom all over again Hardon needle work class last term

Hardon needle work class last term

Hardon needle work class last term exactly the same symptoms weeping all

exactly the same symptoms weeping all

exactly the same symptoms weeping all over her embroidery refused to say why

over her embroidery refused to say why

over her embroidery refused to say why did you ever find out what was the

did you ever find out what was the

did you ever find out what was the matter oh yes was it something serious

matter oh yes was it something serious

matter oh yes was it something serious was for Miss robottom she was pregnant

please Anna tell us what is the matter

please Anna tell us what is the matter

please Anna tell us what is the matter I'm all right how can you be saying you

I'm all right how can you be saying you

I'm all right how can you be saying you are all right when you have been crying

are all right when you have been crying

are all right when you have been crying buckets of water you can do nothing you

buckets of water you can do nothing you

buckets of water you can do nothing you could do nothing to help how you know we

could do nothing to help how you know we

could do nothing to help how you know we can do nothing to help if you're not

can do nothing to help if you're not

can do nothing to help if you're not tell H your problem all right I tell you

tell H your problem all right I tell you

tell H your problem all right I tell you I have to go back to vest Germany why

I have to go back to vest Germany why

I have to go back to vest Germany why you got to go back my we has P

you got to go back my we has P

you got to go back my we has P Kut finished 2 years is nearly up why

Kut finished 2 years is nearly up why

Kut finished 2 years is nearly up why not ask for extension von't work I have

not ask for extension von't work I have

not ask for extension von't work I have a friend from East Germany Eva also op

a friend from East Germany Eva also op

a friend from East Germany Eva also op she's been told she has to go back next

she's been told she has to go back next

she's been told she has to go back next month you know want to go back no I want

month you know want to go back no I want

month you know want to go back no I want to stay here you can be staying with me

to stay here you can be staying with me

to stay here you can be staying with me I hide you nobody will be knowing you

I hide you nobody will be knowing you

I hide you nobody will be knowing you are

are

are there thank you ranit but it won't work

there thank you ranit but it won't work

there thank you ranit but it won't work maybe you ask for diplomatic immunity HH

maybe you ask for diplomatic immunity HH

maybe you ask for diplomatic immunity HH Su is right you can be a

Su is right you can be a

Su is right you can be a detector Defector

detector Defector

detector Defector ah that is what I mean people only

ah that is what I mean people only

ah that is what I mean people only defect from east to west I'm already in

defect from east to west I'm already in

defect from east to west I'm already in the vest go to Chinese Embassy and join

the vest go to Chinese Embassy and join

the vest go to Chinese Embassy and join with Republic of China in fight against

with Republic of China in fight against

with Republic of China in fight against Lan don't you stay here in England I

Lan don't you stay here in England I

Lan don't you stay here in England I have

have

have answer become British citizen how wife

answer become British citizen how wife

answer become British citizen how wife automatically take nationality of

automatically take nationality of

automatically take nationality of husband hey that tarot's got to

husband hey that tarot's got to

husband hey that tarot's got to something you must have get married with

something you must have get married with

something you must have get married with a Hing Englishman hey how about Sid he

a Hing Englishman hey how about Sid he

a Hing Englishman hey how about Sid he is an Englishman he's already being

is an Englishman he's already being

is an Englishman he's already being married we put something in the

married we put something in the

married we put something in the newspaper wanted smart Englishman Plenty

newspaper wanted smart Englishman Plenty

newspaper wanted smart Englishman Plenty Money good looks to marry beautiful

Money good looks to marry beautiful

Money good looks to marry beautiful German girl very

German girl very

German girl very sexy I can't do that sure you can when I

sexy I can't do that sure you can when I

sexy I can't do that sure you can when I marry it must be Mr R is her English who

marry it must be Mr R is her English who

marry it must be Mr R is her English who this Mr Right haven't met him yet oh

this Mr Right haven't met him yet oh

this Mr Right haven't met him yet oh blame me how can he be marrying someone

blame me how can he be marrying someone

blame me how can he be marrying someone he haven't met

he haven't met

he haven't met what Anna means when she marries she

what Anna means when she marries she

what Anna means when she marries she marries Mr Right not Mr wrong but he's

marries Mr Right not Mr wrong but he's

marries Mr Right not Mr wrong but he's be sound like a foreign person who Mr

be sound like a foreign person who Mr

be sound like a foreign person who Mr Wrong don't take any notice of Z Mana

Wrong don't take any notice of Z Mana

Wrong don't take any notice of Z Mana what I mean is when I get married it

what I mean is when I get married it

what I mean is when I get married it must be full love you don't have to live

must be full love you don't have to live

must be full love you don't have to live with him all you got to do is get a

with him all you got to do is get a

with him all you got to do is get a British passport by getting married then

British passport by getting married then

British passport by getting married then after a couple of months you get a

after a couple of months you get a

after a couple of months you get a divorce who's going to agree to marry me

divorce who's going to agree to marry me

divorce who's going to agree to marry me for a couple of months plent

for a couple of months plent

for a couple of months plent people hey now let's think of

people hey now let's think of

people hey now let's think of somebody first he's got to be English

somebody first he's got to be English

somebody first he's got to be English that's right and a little bit

that's right and a little bit

that's right and a little bit stupid somebody simple huh who we can

stupid somebody simple huh who we can

stupid somebody simple huh who we can twist round a little finger it is

twist round a little finger it is

twist round a little finger it is impossible God will find a way tell me

impossible God will find a way tell me

impossible God will find a way tell me where is God going to find a stupid

where is God going to find a stupid

where is God going to find a stupid simple English man whom we can twist

simple English man whom we can twist

simple English man whom we can twist around our little

finger de

what was that one sorry nothing nothing

what was that one sorry nothing nothing

what was that one sorry nothing nothing right now about your homework Professor

right now about your homework Professor

right now about your homework Professor after class we invite you to the pub for

after class we invite you to the pub for

after class we invite you to the pub for a drink huh oh that's very kind of you

a drink huh oh that's very kind of you

a drink huh oh that's very kind of you good but I'm afraid I've got rather a

good but I'm afraid I've got rather a

good but I'm afraid I've got rather a lot of work to do you must come BOS we

lot of work to do you must come BOS we

lot of work to do you must come BOS we will be so disappointed if you do not

will be so disappointed if you do not

will be so disappointed if you do not come oh well if you put it like that how

come oh well if you put it like that how

come oh well if you put it like that how can I

[Applause]

resist

resist

resist now don't forget we give Mr Brown plenty

now don't forget we give Mr Brown plenty

now don't forget we give Mr Brown plenty of the softer soap he what is the softer

of the softer soap he what is the softer

of the softer soap he what is the softer soap the flannel soft soap flannel is

soap the flannel soft soap flannel is

soap the flannel soft soap flannel is she going to have a

she going to have a

she going to have a B I think he means we are going to be

B I think he means we are going to be

B I think he means we are going to be getting Mr Brown in a good mood he why

getting Mr Brown in a good mood he why

getting Mr Brown in a good mood he why don't you speak in a better English hey

don't you speak in a better English hey

don't you speak in a better English hey I think they're coming back okay C now

I think they're coming back okay C now

I think they're coming back okay C now not to worry Anna we fix you up

not to worry Anna we fix you up

not to worry Anna we fix you up huh there we are then who ordered what

huh there we are then who ordered what

huh there we are then who ordered what shorts

uh hey professori you sit here next to

uh hey professori you sit here next to

uh hey professori you sit here next to Anna huh all right thank you right now

Anna huh all right thank you right now

Anna huh all right thank you right now what should we drink to to the Future to

what should we drink to to the Future to

what should we drink to to the Future to the

Future you ever think about the future

Future you ever think about the future

Future you ever think about the future professori sometimes you ever think of

professori sometimes you ever think of

professori sometimes you ever think of getting married BOS not really every man

getting married BOS not really every man

getting married BOS not really every man should be married especially to a

should be married especially to a

should be married especially to a woman

woman

woman living by yourself man no not meant to

living by yourself man no not meant to

living by yourself man no not meant to live by bra alone it is not natural men

live by bra alone it is not natural men

live by bra alone it is not natural men and women are made for each other in

and women are made for each other in

and women are made for each other in China we breef it is duty of every

China we breef it is duty of every

China we breef it is duty of every citizen to marry and produce ridd

citizen to marry and produce ridd

citizen to marry and produce ridd citizen you are missing lot of nice

citizen you are missing lot of nice

citizen you are missing lot of nice Pleasures you're all very concerned to

Pleasures you're all very concerned to

Pleasures you're all very concerned to get me married off we are only wanting

get me married off we are only wanting

get me married off we are only wanting you to be happy well I'm quite happy as

you to be happy well I'm quite happy as

you to be happy well I'm quite happy as I am thank you what about you Anna you

I am thank you what about you Anna you

I am thank you what about you Anna you haven't said anything yet or are you

haven't said anything yet or are you

haven't said anything yet or are you against marriage oh no I would like to

against marriage oh no I would like to

against marriage oh no I would like to be married I can't understand why she's

be married I can't understand why she's

be married I can't understand why she's not married already such a beautiful

not married already such a beautiful

not married already such a beautiful girl a

profesor that Anna she's a beautiful

girl yes yes one day she going to make

girl yes yes one day she going to make

girl yes yes one day she going to make somebody a nice wife she's a wonderful

somebody a nice wife she's a wonderful

somebody a nice wife she's a wonderful cook good with the house cleaning

cook good with the house cleaning

cook good with the house cleaning kindhearted

kindhearted

kindhearted very carefully the money I faithful a

very carefully the money I faithful a

very carefully the money I faithful a man would be lucky to have such wife I

man would be lucky to have such wife I

man would be lucky to have such wife I smell something fishy oh blamy it must

smell something fishy oh blamy it must

smell something fishy oh blamy it must be the cured prawn I'm having for

be the cured prawn I'm having for

be the cured prawn I'm having for lunch no I'm not stupid this has

lunch no I'm not stupid this has

lunch no I'm not stupid this has something to do with you Anna am I right

something to do with you Anna am I right

something to do with you Anna am I right yeah okay we tell you the truth

yeah okay we tell you the truth

yeah okay we tell you the truth professori Anna is in the big trouble

professori Anna is in the big trouble

professori Anna is in the big trouble see she's got to get

married

married

married got to Sure BOS there is no other way

got to Sure BOS there is no other way

got to Sure BOS there is no other way Miss Courtney was right then miss

Miss Courtney was right then miss

Miss Courtney was right then miss Courtney knows about Anna well she

Courtney knows about Anna well she

Courtney knows about Anna well she suspected correctly as it turns

suspected correctly as it turns

suspected correctly as it turns out can you know be help her master well

out can you know be help her master well

out can you know be help her master well I'll do my best now listen Anna do you

I'll do my best now listen Anna do you

I'll do my best now listen Anna do you know who's responsible for um your

know who's responsible for um your

know who's responsible for um your condition yeah good who is it it's the

condition yeah good who is it it's the

condition yeah good who is it it's the Home

Home

Home [Laughter]

Secretary I beg your pardon he is is the

Secretary I beg your pardon he is is the

Secretary I beg your pardon he is is the van you sure yeah I'm sure you must be

van you sure yeah I'm sure you must be

van you sure yeah I'm sure you must be mistaken n he is the van well I'm afraid

mistaken n he is the van well I'm afraid

mistaken n he is the van well I'm afraid he must have been lying who was lying

he must have been lying who was lying

he must have been lying who was lying well this person who told you that he

well this person who told you that he

well this person who told you that he was the Home Secretary what person well

was the Home Secretary what person well

was the Home Secretary what person well the person who put you in the state you

the person who put you in the state you

the person who put you in the state you are in yes a Home

are in yes a Home

are in yes a Home Secretary it couldn't have been the Home

Secretary it couldn't have been the Home

Secretary it couldn't have been the Home Secretary it was my girlfriend Ava is in

Secretary it was my girlfriend Ava is in

Secretary it was my girlfriend Ava is in the same boat with

the same boat with

the same boat with me you mean you mean your girlfriend is

me you mean you mean your girlfriend is

me you mean you mean your girlfriend is also in your condition yeah both of you

also in your condition yeah both of you

also in your condition yeah both of you were in the same boat with the Home

were in the same boat with the Home

were in the same boat with the Home Secretary

Secretary

Secretary yeah I can't believe it it's true AA has

yeah I can't believe it it's true AA has

yeah I can't believe it it's true AA has written to him but he says her Weiser

written to him but he says her Weiser

written to him but he says her Weiser cannot be

cannot be

cannot be extended mine also is ending that is why

extended mine also is ending that is why

extended mine also is ending that is why I must get married with an Englishman

I must get married with an Englishman

I must get married with an Englishman just a minute you mean you want to get

just a minute you mean you want to get

just a minute you mean you want to get married to stay in the country yeah and

married to stay in the country yeah and

married to stay in the country yeah and for no other reason nine well thank

for no other reason nine well thank

for no other reason nine well thank goodness for that Okie cocki when we fix

goodness for that Okie cocki when we fix

goodness for that Okie cocki when we fix the wedding there won't be a

the wedding there won't be a

the wedding there won't be a wedding

wedding

wedding sh look and as much as I sympathize with

sh look and as much as I sympathize with

sh look and as much as I sympathize with your predicament I can't marry you

your predicament I can't marry you

your predicament I can't marry you wouldn't be right I may uh be

wouldn't be right I may uh be

wouldn't be right I may uh be oldfashioned but I believe that people

oldfashioned but I believe that people

oldfashioned but I believe that people should marry for love and not merely as

should marry for love and not merely as

should marry for love and not merely as a matter of convenience yeah you're

a matter of convenience yeah you're

a matter of convenience yeah you're right excuse me I go to fix my

face honestly I'm surprised at you lot

face honestly I'm surprised at you lot

face honestly I'm surprised at you lot conting a stupid idea like that we only

conting a stupid idea like that we only

conting a stupid idea like that we only wanted to help Anna we are we feel very

wanted to help Anna we are we feel very

wanted to help Anna we are we feel very sorry for her well I'm sure you meant

sorry for her well I'm sure you meant

sorry for her well I'm sure you meant well oh cheers come on I'll get some

well oh cheers come on I'll get some

well oh cheers come on I'll get some more

drinks poor Anna she is going to be very

drinks poor Anna she is going to be very

drinks poor Anna she is going to be very sad yeah we have to fix something

sad yeah we have to fix something

sad yeah we have to fix something giovan hey I got it

giovan hey I got it

giovan hey I got it Maxi we get him drunk we get drunk

Maxi we get him drunk we get drunk

Maxi we get him drunk we get drunk Professor then tomorrow we not to

Professor then tomorrow we not to

Professor then tomorrow we not to remember anything and we tell him he

remember anything and we tell him he

remember anything and we tell him he agreed to marry Anna in here to ton

agreed to marry Anna in here to ton

agreed to marry Anna in here to ton night in front of the witnesses and I

night in front of the witnesses and I

night in front of the witnesses and I will never agree to that sure she will

will never agree to that sure she will

will never agree to that sure she will how you know we get her drunk as

well me Mr Brown not particularly

well me Mr Brown not particularly

well me Mr Brown not particularly feeling under the weather just a bit I

feeling under the weather just a bit I

feeling under the weather just a bit I had a bit too much to drink last night

had a bit too much to drink last night

had a bit too much to drink last night ah Bon

ah Bon

ah Bon Professor how you feeling MOS terrible

Professor how you feeling MOS terrible

Professor how you feeling MOS terrible last night you were very happy man was I

last night you were very happy man was I

last night you were very happy man was I I don't remember you not remember

I don't remember you not remember

I don't remember you not remember dancing on the

dancing on the

dancing on the table I didn't you did with Hannah just

table I didn't you did with Hannah just

table I didn't you did with Hannah just after you asked her to marry you yeah

after you asked her to marry you yeah

after you asked her to marry you yeah well I'm afraid

well I'm afraid

well I'm afraid I what did you say I did you ask Anna to

I what did you say I did you ask Anna to

I what did you say I did you ask Anna to marry you oh no oh yes youa you felt

marry you oh no oh yes youa you felt

marry you oh no oh yes youa you felt sorry for her you don't want her to go

sorry for her you don't want her to go

sorry for her you don't want her to go back to Germany so you tell her you Mar

back to Germany so you tell her you Mar

back to Germany so you tell her you Mar her are you sure positive she's going to

her are you sure positive she's going to

her are you sure positive she's going to fix the date tonight you very lucky

man congratulations I don't want

man congratulations I don't want

man congratulations I don't want congratulations well come to think of it

congratulations well come to think of it

congratulations well come to think of it getting splices is more of an occasion

getting splices is more of an occasion

getting splices is more of an occasion for

for

for mourning I am not getting married well

mourning I am not getting married well

mourning I am not getting married well they seem to think you are well they are

they seem to think you are well they are

they seem to think you are well they are wrong and I'm going to tell them so

oh right now uh any places everybody

oh right now uh any places everybody

oh right now uh any places everybody listen please got something to tell you

listen please got something to tell you

listen please got something to tell you about ah an just the person I want to

about ah an just the person I want to

about ah an just the person I want to see Mr Brown what can I say to you yeah

see Mr Brown what can I say to you yeah

see Mr Brown what can I say to you yeah well I'd rather you didn't say anything

well I'd rather you didn't say anything

well I'd rather you didn't say anything what you did last night was vundabar

what you did last night was vundabar

what you did last night was vundabar yeah well uh it's about last night Anna

yeah well uh it's about last night Anna

yeah well uh it's about last night Anna I will never forget it Anna will you

I will never forget it Anna will you

I will never forget it Anna will you listen to me but I cannot let you marry

listen to me but I cannot let you marry

listen to me but I cannot let you marry me yeah well I may have had one or two

me yeah well I may have had one or two

me yeah well I may have had one or two more what did you say I cannot let you

more what did you say I cannot let you

more what did you say I cannot let you marry me there's no need you mean you

marry me there's no need you mean you

marry me there's no need you mean you found somebody else I telephone Home

found somebody else I telephone Home

found somebody else I telephone Home Secretary he can't marry you he's

Secretary he can't marry you he's

Secretary he can't marry you he's already got a wife I phone about my

already got a wife I phone about my

already got a wife I phone about my weisa and he tells me I I can stay

weisa and he tells me I I can stay

weisa and he tells me I I can stay because I'm part of common

because I'm part of common

because I'm part of common market that is good news but how can I

market that is good news but how can I

market that is good news but how can I thank you for your kind offer oh well

thank you for your kind offer oh well

thank you for your kind offer oh well that was nothing would you have actually

that was nothing would you have actually

that was nothing would you have actually done this thing yes I mean that's what

done this thing yes I mean that's what

done this thing yes I mean that's what friends are

friends are

friends are for Wonder Bar you will like Ava pardon

for Wonder Bar you will like Ava pardon

for Wonder Bar you will like Ava pardon my friend she is from East Germany so

my friend she is from East Germany so

my friend she is from East Germany so she's not in common

market

Eva

Eva

Eva D is Mr Brown

D is Mr Brown

D is Mr Brown yeah my leion come to

yeah my leion come to

yeah my leion come to [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

a

[Music]

do do do

[Music]

oh Mr BR is this the more jumbl for our

oh Mr BR is this the more jumbl for our

oh Mr BR is this the more jumbl for our school Fai yes it's just a few things my

school Fai yes it's just a few things my

school Fai yes it's just a few things my students brought in what are

students brought in what are

students brought in what are these seek underwear from rangit oh well

these seek underwear from rangit oh well

these seek underwear from rangit oh well I suppose we can always ask the needle

I suppose we can always ask the needle

I suppose we can always ask the needle we class to sew up the Flies and take a

we class to sew up the Flies and take a

we class to sew up the Flies and take a bit off the legs and put them in as a

bit off the legs and put them in as a

bit off the legs and put them in as a pair of football

pair of football

pair of football shorts thoughts of chairman ma no need

shorts thoughts of chairman ma no need

shorts thoughts of chairman ma no need to ask where that came

to ask where that came

to ask where that came from Danielle

from Danielle

from Danielle Max I beg your pardon who swe he found

Max I beg your pardon who swe he found

Max I beg your pardon who swe he found it in his pocket there's no idea how it

it in his pocket there's no idea how it

it in his pocket there's no idea how it got there likely story well you better

got there likely story well you better

got there likely story well you better bring this along to my office later and

bring this along to my office later and

bring this along to my office later and we'll lock it up with all the rest of

we'll lock it up with all the rest of

we'll lock it up with all the rest of the staff until Saturday very well by

the staff until Saturday very well by

the staff until Saturday very well by the way we've got one one what don't you

the way we've got one one what don't you

the way we've got one one what don't you ever read the notice board I don't

ever read the notice board I don't

ever read the notice board I don't obviously not there has been a notice on

obviously not there has been a notice on

obviously not there has been a notice on the board for the past two weeks to the

the board for the past two weeks to the

the board for the past two weeks to the effect that we were hoping to get a

effect that we were hoping to get a

effect that we were hoping to get a celebrity to open our school Fates oh

celebrity to open our school Fates oh

celebrity to open our school Fates oh yes I remember now who have you got

yes I remember now who have you got

yes I remember now who have you got Robert Dall you remember he used to read

Robert Dall you remember he used to read

Robert Dall you remember he used to read the news I've got the art class making

the news I've got the art class making

the news I've got the art class making stickers with his name on to put across

stickers with his name on to put across

stickers with his name on to put across the

posters good evening Mr santes how's

posters good evening Mr santes how's

posters good evening Mr santes how's your English for your

your English for your

your English for your English you're English me

English you're English me

English you're English me Spanish sorry I

asked where are the others everybody's

asked where are the others everybody's

asked where are the others everybody's coming pront I come first to talk how

coming pront I come first to talk how

coming pront I come first to talk how you say uh ombre to man to man right I

you say uh ombre to man to man right I

you say uh ombre to man to man right I have a beautiful seor I have met a

have a beautiful seor I have met a

have a beautiful seor I have met a beautiful girl hey just like me what's

beautiful girl hey just like me what's

beautiful girl hey just like me what's her name no no no I haven't met anyone I

her name no no no I haven't met anyone I

her name no no no I haven't met anyone I was merely correcting your English

was merely correcting your English

was merely correcting your English Spanish y why all right all right well I

Spanish y why all right all right well I

Spanish y why all right all right well I want to take Rita that's her name I wa

want to take Rita that's her name I wa

want to take Rita that's her name I wa for the weekend holiday but she lives

for the weekend holiday but she lives

for the weekend holiday but she lives with her mother and she think maybe her

with her mother and she think maybe her

with her mother and she think maybe her mother not let her come away with me

mother not let her come away with me

mother not let her come away with me what can I do why don't you ask her

what can I do why don't you ask her

what can I do why don't you ask her mother I don't want to go away with her

mother I don't want to go away with her

mother I don't want to go away with her mother ask Rita's mother if you can go

mother ask Rita's mother if you can go

mother ask Rita's mother if you can go away with her on holiday you think she

away with her on holiday you think she

away with her on holiday you think she said yes I have no idea what are your

said yes I have no idea what are your

said yes I have no idea what are your intentions

intentions

intentions for I'll be blunt are you hoping to get

for I'll be blunt are you hoping to get

for I'll be blunt are you hoping to get get Rita into your room no good not my

get Rita into your room no good not my

get Rita into your room no good not my room her room one room yeah well in that

room her room one room yeah well in that

room her room one room yeah well in that case I can't help you you just have to

case I can't help you you just have to

case I can't help you you just have to make your own decision uh sorry

yes squee please I buying you a cup of

yes squee please I buying you a cup of

yes squee please I buying you a cup of tea oh thank you

tea oh thank you

tea oh thank you Alie I am buying you a chocolate biscuit

Alie I am buying you a chocolate biscuit

Alie I am buying you a chocolate biscuit oh thank you R unfortunately while I'm

oh thank you R unfortunately while I'm

oh thank you R unfortunately while I'm coming from the canteen I am eating it

coming from the canteen I am eating it

coming from the canteen I am eating it well never mind it's the thought that

well never mind it's the thought that

well never mind it's the thought that counts

counts

counts cheers that's funny what is it this tea

cheers that's funny what is it this tea

cheers that's funny what is it this tea taste like coffee excuse

please it is tasting like

coffee oh blimy that is explaining it

coffee oh blimy that is explaining it

coffee oh blimy that is explaining it explaining what all the time I'm being

explaining what all the time I'm being

explaining what all the time I'm being in the canteen I'm thinking my coffee is

in the canteen I'm thinking my coffee is

in the canteen I'm thinking my coffee is tasting in

tasting in

tasting in likey oh never mind I don't think I'll

likey oh never mind I don't think I'll

likey oh never mind I don't think I'll bother sit down everybody we still got a

bother sit down everybody we still got a

bother sit down everybody we still got a lot to do

lot to do

lot to do tonight um

tonight um

tonight um max would you put that cigar out please

max would you put that cigar out please

max would you put that cigar out please sorry BOS right now before we go any

sorry BOS right now before we go any

sorry BOS right now before we go any further I want to talk to you about the

further I want to talk to you about the

further I want to talk to you about the school fate if you're looking forward to

school fate if you're looking forward to

school fate if you're looking forward to it as they got someone famous to open it

it as they got someone famous to open it

it as they got someone famous to open it yes Robert dogall never heard of him I

yes Robert dogall never heard of him I

yes Robert dogall never heard of him I am to see him on television Master g d

am to see him on television Master g d

am to see him on television Master g d Florence

and Jamila that's a doggy sort of dogall

and Jamila that's a doggy sort of dogall

and Jamila that's a doggy sort of dogall this is Robert dogall who used to be a

this is Robert dogall who used to be a

this is Robert dogall who used to be a news reader only he's retired now M

news reader only he's retired now M

news reader only he's retired now M that's no good it's much better we get

that's no good it's much better we get

that's no good it's much better we get somebody who reads the news now like a

somebody who reads the news now like a

somebody who reads the news now like a that Angela

that Angela

that Angela ripoff

ripoff

ripoff Ripon scoy I am liking the other one

Ripon scoy I am liking the other one

Ripon scoy I am liking the other one better Annie

better Annie

better Annie Minnie Annie Minnie she's reading the

Minnie Annie Minnie she's reading the

Minnie Annie Minnie she's reading the the news on ITV an aord

wrona Miss Courtney should have asked me

wrona Miss Courtney should have asked me

wrona Miss Courtney should have asked me what for you're not famous no but I'm a

what for you're not famous no but I'm a

what for you're not famous no but I'm a big friend of famous man on television

big friend of famous man on television

big friend of famous man on television another one of your fairies Tales it's

another one of your fairies Tales it's

another one of your fairies Tales it's true he's a big star of celebrity square

true he's a big star of celebrity square

true he's a big star of celebrity square eyes hey it's not Bob monkey

eyes hey it's not Bob monkey

eyes hey it's not Bob monkey house no Willie rushington

house no Willie rushington

house no Willie rushington no the cocky man go for my Lord yeah

no the cocky man go for my Lord yeah

no the cocky man go for my Lord yeah that's him you know him well like a

that's him you know him well like a

that's him you know him well like a Brothers he would have been very happy

Brothers he would have been very happy

Brothers he would have been very happy to come and Hope on the Fate well it's

to come and Hope on the Fate well it's

to come and Hope on the Fate well it's too late now we've already got Mr dogall

too late now we've already got Mr dogall

too late now we've already got Mr dogall now what I would really like to know is

now what I would really like to know is

now what I would really like to know is what each of you are doing to help the

what each of you are doing to help the

what each of you are doing to help the fake to raise money as you know whatever

fake to raise money as you know whatever

fake to raise money as you know whatever we take goes to charity so we obviously

we take goes to charity so we obviously

we take goes to charity so we obviously want to make as much as we can this what

want to make as much as we can this what

want to make as much as we can this what we think we make a fortune good uh tell

we think we make a fortune good uh tell

we think we make a fortune good uh tell me what you're doing Anna jam and me we

me what you're doing Anna jam and me we

me what you're doing Anna jam and me we bring some bathroom scales and be charge

bring some bathroom scales and be charge

bring some bathroom scales and be charge two PE for Van Ving oh that's an

two PE for Van Ving oh that's an

two PE for Van Ving oh that's an excellent idea Ali what what are you

excellent idea Ali what what are you

excellent idea Ali what what are you doing oh Ranjit and I having a very good

doing oh Ranjit and I having a very good

doing oh Ranjit and I having a very good game we are putting empty tin on a piece

game we are putting empty tin on a piece

game we are putting empty tin on a piece of wood and for only 5 P you can be

of wood and for only 5 P you can be

of wood and for only 5 P you can be throwing three ballies to be knocking

throwing three ballies to be knocking

throwing three ballies to be knocking them down are there any prizes oh yes

them down are there any prizes oh yes

them down are there any prizes oh yes please if you are knocking three tins

please if you are knocking three tins

please if you are knocking three tins down you are winning one pound I don't

down you are winning one pound I don't

down you are winning one pound I don't want to worry you Ali but you could lose

want to worry you Ali but you could lose

want to worry you Ali but you could lose money on that oh no you are being

money on that oh no you are being

money on that oh no you are being mistaken nobody is knocking down even

mistaken nobody is knocking down even

mistaken nobody is knocking down even one tin but why not we are nailing the

one tin but why not we are nailing the

one tin but why not we are nailing the tins to the piece of

tins to the piece of

tins to the piece of very

very

very ingenious F what are you doing ah I make

ingenious F what are you doing ah I make

ingenious F what are you doing ah I make plenty money with Danielle doing what

plenty money with Danielle doing what

plenty money with Danielle doing what selling kisses oh so we have plenty fun

selling kisses oh so we have plenty fun

selling kisses oh so we have plenty fun how much are you selling your kisses for

how much are you selling your kisses for

how much are you selling your kisses for 5 P 10 p and 15p oh what's the

5 P 10 p and 15p oh what's the

5 P 10 p and 15p oh what's the difference I show

you for 5 P you kiss on a One

you for 5 P you kiss on a One

you for 5 P you kiss on a One Cheek for 10 p you kiss on the B

Cheek for 10 p you kiss on the B

Cheek for 10 p you kiss on the B chicken and for 15

P IDE hey I buy one of them 15 P

P IDE hey I buy one of them 15 P

P IDE hey I buy one of them 15 P kisses I not kiss you not a you Danielle

kisses I not kiss you not a you Danielle

kisses I not kiss you not a you Danielle you great Spanish

you great Spanish

you great Spanish P you not speak to me like that you

P you not speak to me like that you

P you not speak to me like that you macaroni face what will do sit down and

macaroni face what will do sit down and

macaroni face what will do sit down and behave

behave

behave yourself that that means

yourself that that means

yourself that that means you right um max what have you in mind

you right um max what have you in mind

you right um max what have you in mind for Saturday I tell you the boss asked

for Saturday I tell you the boss asked

for Saturday I tell you the boss asked me to tell him we both to tell him

me to tell him we both to tell him

me to tell him we both to tell him okay we got a great idea we got a great

okay we got a great idea we got a great

okay we got a great idea we got a great idea a jamama jars jamama jars jam jars

idea a jamama jars jamama jars jam jars

idea a jamama jars jamama jars jam jars that's right that's right you're

that's right that's right you're

that's right that's right you're beginning to sound like an echo Max do

beginning to sound like an echo Max do

beginning to sound like an echo Max do you have to repeat everything Giovani

you have to repeat everything Giovani

you have to repeat everything Giovani says sorry boss first we get the jam

says sorry boss first we get the jam

says sorry boss first we get the jam jars first we get the jam jars you start

jars first we get the jam jars you start

jars first we get the jam jars you start we put the jam jars on the floor and

we put the jam jars on the floor and

we put the jam jars on the floor and people try to throw 10p into a Jam Jar

people try to throw 10p into a Jam Jar

people try to throw 10p into a Jam Jar if they miss we keep the 10p and if they

if they miss we keep the 10p and if they

if they miss we keep the 10p and if they get one in they win five P we can't lose

get one in they win five P we can't lose

get one in they win five P we can't lose L yeah I don't think you'll get too many

L yeah I don't think you'll get too many

L yeah I don't think you'll get too many takers

Tero are you doing anything yes

Tero are you doing anything yes

Tero are you doing anything yes swap swap oh Swap Shop oh yes Mr Brown

swap swap oh Swap Shop oh yes Mr Brown

swap swap oh Swap Shop oh yes Mr Brown Mr Courtney asked me to remind you to

Mr Courtney asked me to remind you to

Mr Courtney asked me to remind you to take the jumbling ah thank you Sid I'll

take the jumbling ah thank you Sid I'll

take the jumbling ah thank you Sid I'll be there straight away right now right I

be there straight away right now right I

be there straight away right now right I sh be a minute in the meantime would you

sh be a minute in the meantime would you

sh be a minute in the meantime would you turn to page 130 and study the chapter

turn to page 130 and study the chapter

turn to page 130 and study the chapter on Clause analysis uh Max would you

on Clause analysis uh Max would you

on Clause analysis uh Max would you clean the board okay

clean the board okay

clean the board okay BOS oh no well how

BOS oh no well how

BOS oh no well how awful are you

awful are you

awful are you sure oh

sure oh

sure oh dear yes well thank you very much for

dear yes well thank you very much for

dear yes well thank you very much for telling me

telling me

telling me goodbye bad news

goodbye bad news

goodbye bad news extremely Mr DG has flew he has confined

extremely Mr DG has flew he has confined

extremely Mr DG has flew he has confined to bed oh great there goes our celebrity

to bed oh great there goes our celebrity

to bed oh great there goes our celebrity well now what are we going to do we've

well now what are we going to do we've

well now what are we going to do we've got no what to open the fates just a

got no what to open the fates just a

got no what to open the fates just a minute Max Max the

minute Max Max the

minute Max Max the Greek but he's not a celebrity no no no

Greek but he's not a celebrity no no no

Greek but he's not a celebrity no no no no but apparently he knows Arthur Mard

no but apparently he knows Arthur Mard

no but apparently he knows Arthur Mard you know that TV chappy oh yes I think I

you know that TV chappy oh yes I think I

you know that TV chappy oh yes I think I know the word you mean speaks a bit like

know the word you mean speaks a bit like

know the word you mean speaks a bit like Sydney that's him oh well I suppose

Sydney that's him oh well I suppose

Sydney that's him oh well I suppose Beggars can't be choosers you think Mr

Beggars can't be choosers you think Mr

Beggars can't be choosers you think Mr Pap Andreas could get this Mr Mard

Pap Andreas could get this Mr Mard

Pap Andreas could get this Mr Mard malard your malard yes why don't we go

malard your malard yes why don't we go

malard your malard yes why don't we go and ask him whatever I

B right Max I want a word with

you I was um I was telling Miss Courtney

you I was um I was telling Miss Courtney

you I was um I was telling Miss Courtney that you know Arthur

that you know Arthur

that you know Arthur mull you are don't

mull you are don't

mull you are don't you come on speak up

you come on speak up

you come on speak up Max Max how many times do I I have to

Max Max how many times do I I have to

Max Max how many times do I I have to tell you smoking is not never mind about

tell you smoking is not never mind about

tell you smoking is not never mind about that now Mr Brown you know this Mr

that now Mr Brown you know this Mr

that now Mr Brown you know this Mr malard really well do you we are just

malard really well do you we are just

malard really well do you we are just like that he'd do anything for me and

like that he'd do anything for me and

like that he'd do anything for me and you say he'd be happy to open our fate

you say he'd be happy to open our fate

you say he'd be happy to open our fate sure he would oh I expect he's far too

sure he would oh I expect he's far too

sure he would oh I expect he's far too busy for me he drop

busy for me he drop

busy for me he drop anything good then you can ask him to

anything good then you can ask him to

anything good then you can ask him to open our Fate on Saturday okay I ask him

open our Fate on Saturday okay I ask him

open our Fate on Saturday okay I ask him to what tell him to be there by 12:00

to what tell him to be there by 12:00

to what tell him to be there by 12:00 we'll pay his expenses of course oh

we'll pay his expenses of course oh

we'll pay his expenses of course oh thank you Mr papadas you have saved the

thank you Mr papadas you have saved the

thank you Mr papadas you have saved the day now come along Mr Brown

you hey what's the matter with you you

you hey what's the matter with you you

you hey what's the matter with you you know look very

know look very

know look very happy I'm not very happy oh blim me I'm

happy I'm not very happy oh blim me I'm

happy I'm not very happy oh blim me I'm thinking he's dropping

clinker fair is Tales Max I did meet him

clinker fair is Tales Max I did meet him

clinker fair is Tales Max I did meet him once when 2 years ago I sat next to him

once when 2 years ago I sat next to him

once when 2 years ago I sat next to him on a bus

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[Applause] hello Greg yeah have you heard the news

hello Greg yeah have you heard the news

hello Greg yeah have you heard the news hey they' got half a malard why what she

hey they' got half a malard why what she

hey they' got half a malard why what she done haate he's going to open the Fate

done haate he's going to open the Fate

done haate he's going to open the Fate oh yeah yeah I think he's lovely he's

oh yeah yeah I think he's lovely he's

oh yeah yeah I think he's lovely he's down at the red line over the weekend

down at the red line over the weekend

down at the red line over the weekend pushing down a pile of pennies yeah do

pushing down a pile of pennies yeah do

pushing down a pile of pennies yeah do you think I can get his autograph you'd

you think I can get his autograph you'd

you think I can get his autograph you'd think to get somebody could speak a bit

think to get somebody could speak a bit

think to get somebody could speak a bit better than him would you well what's

better than him would you well what's

better than him would you well what's the matter with the way he speaks speaks

the matter with the way he speaks speaks

the matter with the way he speaks speaks just like you get that he don't speak

just like you get that he don't speak

just like you get that he don't speak nothing like me he's

nothing like me he's

nothing like me he's common what are you going to do Max what

common what are you going to do Max what

common what are you going to do Max what about about your great big celebrity

about about your great big celebrity

about about your great big celebrity friend that you do not know nothing hey

friend that you do not know nothing hey

friend that you do not know nothing hey you got to do something

you got to do something

you got to do something Max don't worry I fix everything after

Max don't worry I fix everything after

Max don't worry I fix everything after class I go to the pum and telephone Miss

class I go to the pum and telephone Miss

class I go to the pum and telephone Miss Courtney I tell her I just spoke to my

Courtney I tell her I just spoke to my

Courtney I tell her I just spoke to my good friend hathur and who will be

good friend hathur and who will be

good friend hathur and who will be delighted to come and hope in the Fate

delighted to come and hope in the Fate

delighted to come and hope in the Fate unfortunately he's already engaged why

unfortunately he's already engaged why

unfortunately he's already engaged why don't you tell the truth I don't think

don't you tell the truth I don't think

don't you tell the truth I don't think he knows what truth

means you all been studying claw

means you all been studying claw

means you all been studying claw analysis

analysis

analysis good right books away please right Alie

good right books away please right Alie

good right books away please right Alie what is an adverbial clause oh

what is an adverbial clause oh

what is an adverbial clause oh blamey

blamey

blamey anybody right well then I suggest for

anybody right well then I suggest for

anybody right well then I suggest for your homework you all write out the

your homework you all write out the

your homework you all write out the chapter on Clause

chapter on Clause

chapter on Clause analysis it's time to go now see you all

analysis it's time to go now see you all

analysis it's time to go now see you all at the Fate on

Saturday Max yes P when will you know

Saturday Max yes P when will you know

Saturday Max yes P when will you know about Arthur mad uh I go to phone him

about Arthur mad uh I go to phone him

about Arthur mad uh I go to phone him from PB now

from PB now

from PB now right oh listen Max uh use Miss

right oh listen Max uh use Miss

right oh listen Max uh use Miss Courtney's phone I'm sure she won't mind

Courtney's phone I'm sure she won't mind

Courtney's phone I'm sure she won't mind it's okay BOS much better hphone from P

it's okay BOS much better hphone from P

it's okay BOS much better hphone from P yeah well will you let Miss Courtney and

yeah well will you let Miss Courtney and

yeah well will you let Miss Courtney and me know as soon as you've spoken to him

me know as soon as you've spoken to him

me know as soon as you've spoken to him we''ll be here for a while yet

we''ll be here for a while yet

we''ll be here for a while yet okay what do you think of that then a

okay what do you think of that then a

okay what do you think of that then a that's very nice said going in for

that's very nice said going in for

that's very nice said going in for modeling S no just trying under jacket

modeling S no just trying under jacket

modeling S no just trying under jacket miss courtne you said everything on the

miss courtne you said everything on the

miss courtne you said everything on the r was a fire and very reasonable can I

r was a fire and very reasonable can I

r was a fire and very reasonable can I pay you now cuz I won't be at the fight

pay you now cuz I won't be at the fight

pay you now cuz I won't be at the fight that that he not until after the puure I

that that he not until after the puure I

that that he not until after the puure I don't see why not if we can't have First

don't see why not if we can't have First

don't see why not if we can't have First Choice who can ah well there's my father

Choice who can ah well there's my father

Choice who can ah well there's my father right I'll see Miss scottney gets it

right I'll see Miss scottney gets it

right I'll see Miss scottney gets it later will you be going to the fake

later will you be going to the fake

later will you be going to the fake ladders oh I wouldn't miss Arthur malard

ladders oh I wouldn't miss Arthur malard

ladders oh I wouldn't miss Arthur malard for

for

for anything steady now Arthur we don't want

anything steady now Arthur we don't want

anything steady now Arthur we don't want it knocked down before Sunday no that

it knocked down before Sunday no that

it knocked down before Sunday no that wouldn't do would it little are you

wouldn't do would it little are you

wouldn't do would it little are you ready for another P yes I'll be back in

ready for another P yes I'll be back in

ready for another P yes I'll be back in a minute I'm just going to the wats

it what you have in half a p Okay C two

it what you have in half a p Okay C two

it what you have in half a p Okay C two halfes please miss I I'll have a point

halfes please miss I I'll have a point

halfes please miss I I'll have a point of Big

of Big

of Big G I thought you couldn't hear very well

G I thought you couldn't hear very well

G I thought you couldn't hear very well hey he hears what he wants to to offs

hey he hears what he wants to to offs

hey he hears what he wants to to offs and some pink ears

and some pink ears

and some pink ears please hey you better go pH Miss

please hey you better go pH Miss

please hey you better go pH Miss Courtney huh okay shid you got Miss

Courtney huh okay shid you got Miss

Courtney huh okay shid you got Miss Courtney's number yeah well what do you

Courtney's number yeah well what do you

Courtney's number yeah well what do you want it for I got a forer about Arthur

want it for I got a forer about Arthur

want it for I got a forer about Arthur Mard oh oh him yeah do you know glad

Mard oh oh him yeah do you know glad

Mard oh oh him yeah do you know glad said I speak like what he does yeah hey

said I speak like what he does yeah hey

said I speak like what he does yeah hey wait a minute what I got an idea yes

wait a minute what I got an idea yes

wait a minute what I got an idea yes come over here bring it thanks

come over here bring it thanks

come over here bring it thanks Gian will you uh make me a favor

Gian will you uh make me a favor

Gian will you uh make me a favor what sort of

a what sort of a favor she worth a quit

a what sort of a favor she worth a quit

a what sort of a favor she worth a quit yeah who do you want knocking off

yeah who do you want knocking off

yeah who do you want knocking off nothing no no I want you to telephone

nothing no no I want you to telephone

nothing no no I want you to telephone Miss Courtney and tell her that you're

Miss Courtney and tell her that you're

Miss Courtney and tell her that you're half a malard and that you won't be able

half a malard and that you won't be able

half a malard and that you won't be able to come and Hope on the Fate I thought

to come and Hope on the Fate I thought

to come and Hope on the Fate I thought you were supposed to have fixed all that

you were supposed to have fixed all that

you were supposed to have fixed all that he not fixed nothing he doesn't even

he not fixed nothing he doesn't even

he not fixed nothing he doesn't even know this Au myard you open an open sh

know this Au myard you open an open sh

know this Au myard you open an open sh again have you will you do it I'll go

again have you will you do it I'll go

again have you will you do it I'll go for a quit I'll do

anything

anything

anything hello hello Miss Courtney maximilan

hello hello Miss Courtney maximilan

hello hello Miss Courtney maximilan papan here I got Mr Mard to speak with

papan here I got Mr Mard to speak with

papan here I got Mr Mard to speak with you

hello oh good evening Mr Mard it is kind

hello oh good evening Mr Mard it is kind

hello oh good evening Mr Mard it is kind of you to open our Fate on Saturday yes

of you to open our Fate on Saturday yes

of you to open our Fate on Saturday yes that's what I was fing you about we

that's what I was fing you about we

that's what I was fing you about we can't pay you a fee but we will pay your

can't pay you a fee but we will pay your

can't pay you a fee but we will pay your expenses of course say uh 50 50

expenses of course say uh 50 50

expenses of course say uh 50 50 Quid

Quid

Quid cash oh that's lovely uh what time would

cash oh that's lovely uh what time would

cash oh that's lovely uh what time would you want me to be

you want me to be

you want me to be there

there

there 2:30 2:30 all right I'll see you there

2:30 2:30 all right I'll see you there

2:30 2:30 all right I'll see you there on Saturday 2:30 tell her

on Saturday 2:30 tell her

on Saturday 2:30 tell her love what are you doing are you crazy

love what are you doing are you crazy

love what are you doing are you crazy she's offered me 50 Quid in cash wrong

she's offered me 50 Quid in cash wrong

she's offered me 50 Quid in cash wrong she's offered that to hathur malard look

she's offered that to hathur malard look

she's offered that to hathur malard look everybody thinks I speak like him all I

everybody thinks I speak like him all I

everybody thinks I speak like him all I need is a bit of a disguise and a big

need is a bit of a disguise and a big

need is a bit of a disguise and a big pair of

pair of

pair of stilts he's not going to Works SED

stilts he's not going to Works SED

stilts he's not going to Works SED you're not the fool nobody's no well at

you're not the fool nobody's no well at

you're not the fool nobody's no well at least I try to help didn't I

cheers I've got to get

back I'm H the creek without a

back I'm H the creek without a

back I'm H the creek without a paddle you're up at the creek without

paddle you're up at the creek without

paddle you're up at the creek without even a

boat Santa Maria

boat Santa Maria

boat Santa Maria what's the

matter without turning

matter without turning

matter without turning around who does a man at the bar remind

around who does a man at the bar remind

around who does a man at the bar remind you

of how can I see without turning

of how can I see without turning

of how can I see without turning around just have it a quick

look no

idea nothing like him sure it is a bet

idea nothing like him sure it is a bet

idea nothing like him sure it is a bet fool a lot of people especially Miss

fool a lot of people especially Miss

fool a lot of people especially Miss Courtney hey you might be right come

on

on

on scoy

scoy

scoy yes has anybody ever told you you look

yes has anybody ever told you you look

yes has anybody ever told you you look like Arthur Mard arth

like Arthur Mard arth

like Arthur Mard arth foru he's on television I'm a good at

foru he's on television I'm a good at

foru he's on television I'm a good at television but never mind

television but never mind

television but never mind mind what are you doing Saturday

mind what are you doing Saturday

mind what are you doing Saturday afternoon why we want you to impersonate

afternoon why we want you to impersonate

afternoon why we want you to impersonate alter Malad what for it's just to open a

alter Malad what for it's just to open a

alter Malad what for it's just to open a fate it's for a very good cause oh I

fate it's for a very good cause oh I

fate it's for a very good cause oh I don't know it's only for half a hour and

don't know it's only for half a hour and

don't know it's only for half a hour and you'll be paid how much

you'll be paid how much

you'll be paid how much £250

£250

£250 £250 not bad e £250 for only half hour's

£250 not bad e £250 for only half hour's

£250 not bad e £250 for only half hour's work very generous is that the sort of

work very generous is that the sort of

work very generous is that the sort of money this off for my old gets well

money this off for my old gets well

money this off for my old gets well maybe he gets a bit

maybe he gets a bit

maybe he gets a bit more3 maybe but you're just

more3 maybe but you're just

more3 maybe but you're just impersonating him you think I could do

impersonating him you think I could do

impersonating him you think I could do it sure you look a bit like him just

it sure you look a bit like him just

it sure you look a bit like him just speak a bit rougher

speak a bit rougher

speak a bit rougher rougher this Arthur malard is's a very

rougher this Arthur malard is's a very

rougher this Arthur malard is's a very rough is he he speaks just like a slob a

rough is he he speaks just like a slob a

rough is he he speaks just like a slob a slob that's because he's thick right

slob that's because he's thick right

slob that's because he's thick right I'll tell you something curly what's

I'll tell you something curly what's

I'll tell you something curly what's that I am all for

that I am all for

that I am all for my that's good pleas getting into the

F yes Arthur tell these two books who I

F yes Arthur tell these two books who I

F yes Arthur tell these two books who I am Arthur my

life holy

life holy

life holy ravioli he really is

ravioli he really is

ravioli he really is a slob you call me he didn't mean it

a slob you call me he didn't mean it

a slob you call me he didn't mean it well I to the s that I mean you're a

well I to the s that I mean you're a

well I to the s that I mean you're a loudmouth ignorant spaghetti eating twit

loudmouth ignorant spaghetti eating twit

loudmouth ignorant spaghetti eating twit and it's only my good nature that stops

and it's only my good nature that stops

and it's only my good nature that stops me from punching your

heading Mr mullard what does this mean

heading Mr mullard what does this mean

heading Mr mullard what does this mean you won't be coming to open our feate

you won't be coming to open our feate

you won't be coming to open our feate you must be

joking now look what you've done you and

joking now look what you've done you and

joking now look what you've done you and your big mouth yeah my big mouth what

your big mouth yeah my big mouth what

your big mouth yeah my big mouth what about your your big mouth you started it

about your your big mouth you started it

about your your big mouth you started it I tell you something harer is right you

I tell you something harer is right you

I tell you something harer is right you are an ignorant spaghetti eating

are an ignorant spaghetti eating

are an ignorant spaghetti eating Twi listen Shorty you get up off your

Twi listen Shorty you get up off your

Twi listen Shorty you get up off your knees and say that don't you speak to me

knees and say that don't you speak to me

knees and say that don't you speak to me like that and don't you push me like a

like that and don't you push me like a

like that and don't you push me like a that ah push

off is it raining in the office Mr Brown

off is it raining in the office Mr Brown

off is it raining in the office Mr Brown no no I'm just checking it I'm thinking

no no I'm just checking it I'm thinking

no no I'm just checking it I'm thinking of buying this you know that it is

of buying this you know that it is

of buying this you know that it is unlucky to put up an umbrella indoors

unlucky to put up an umbrella indoors

unlucky to put up an umbrella indoors well it's a good job I'm not

well it's a good job I'm not

well it's a good job I'm not superstitious how's that oh very nice

superstitious how's that oh very nice

superstitious how's that oh very nice well you can take those and hand them

well you can take those and hand them

well you can take those and hand them out right now I think it's time to be

out right now I think it's time to be

out right now I think it's time to be all going

all going

all going home oh that's funny what is I didn't

home oh that's funny what is I didn't

home oh that's funny what is I didn't seem to be able to find my coat oh help

seem to be able to find my coat oh help

seem to be able to find my coat oh help you look what does it look it's a sort

you look what does it look it's a sort

you look what does it look it's a sort of Tweed mixture with fur on the cuffs

of Tweed mixture with fur on the cuffs

of Tweed mixture with fur on the cuffs and uh fur on the collar yes oh dear

and uh fur on the collar yes oh dear

and uh fur on the collar yes oh dear what's the matter I thought everything

what's the matter I thought everything

what's the matter I thought everything on this rail was for the jumble

on this rail was for the jumble

on this rail was for the jumble sale what have you done with my coach

sale what have you done with my coach

sale what have you done with my coach afraid I sold it to Gladis

afraid I sold it to Gladis

afraid I sold it to Gladis for5 what yeah but don't worry I'll get

for5 what yeah but don't worry I'll get

for5 what yeah but don't worry I'll get it

it

it back Sid what where's GL she's gone oh

back Sid what where's GL she's gone oh

back Sid what where's GL she's gone oh great where does she live 29 cornwood

great where does she live 29 cornwood

great where does she live 29 cornwood Terrace but wait a minute if I know her

Terrace but wait a minute if I know her

Terrace but wait a minute if I know her she'd be in the

she'd be in the

she'd be in the Boozer finished good now you'll be more

Boozer finished good now you'll be more

Boozer finished good now you'll be more careful next time here your drinks

careful next time here your drinks

careful next time here your drinks Cheers

Cheers yeah oh I should have to

Cheers yeah oh I should have to

Cheers yeah oh I should have to go tell I see you boys hello Glen oh GL

go tell I see you boys hello Glen oh GL

go tell I see you boys hello Glen oh GL Mr Brown where is it where's what the

Mr Brown where is it where's what the

Mr Brown where is it where's what the coat you bought I need it back it's Miss

coat you bought I need it back it's Miss

coat you bought I need it back it's Miss Courtney's the coat oh well I've sold it

Courtney's the coat oh well I've sold it

Courtney's the coat oh well I've sold it sold it too yeah little behind the bar

sold it too yeah little behind the bar

sold it too yeah little behind the bar oh Excuse

oh Excuse

oh Excuse me yes sir what do you want a lady's

me yes sir what do you want a lady's

me yes sir what do you want a lady's coat

coat

coat this may come as a shock to you sir but

this may come as a shock to you sir but

this may come as a shock to you sir but this is a pub not a boutique no no I

this is a pub not a boutique no no I

this is a pub not a boutique no no I mean the coke bloody sold you I must

mean the coke bloody sold you I must

mean the coke bloody sold you I must have it back big kinky are

have it back big kinky are

have it back big kinky are you pardon I've heard about fellas like

you pardon I've heard about fellas like

you pardon I've heard about fellas like you dressing up in women's clothes I

you dressing up in women's clothes I

you dressing up in women's clothes I don't wear it it's our School principles

don't wear it it's our School principles

don't wear it it's our School principles I sold it to glad it's by mistake oh oh

I sold it to glad it's by mistake oh oh

I sold it to glad it's by mistake oh oh all right I'll go and get it thank you

all right I'll go and get it thank you

all right I'll go and get it thank you hello BOS what are you doing it's a long

hello BOS what are you doing it's a long

hello BOS what are you doing it's a long story here you are oh thank you and

story here you are oh thank you and

story here you are oh thank you and here's your uh5

here's your uh5

here's your uh5 10 I bought it for 10 oh great 10

10 I bought it for 10 oh great 10

10 I bought it for 10 oh great 10 T hey you want a drink propor no thanks

T hey you want a drink propor no thanks

T hey you want a drink propor no thanks no time i' got to get this coat back to

no time i' got to get this coat back to

no time i' got to get this coat back to miss

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Courtney

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kiss the most beautiful girl in

friss Miss Watson on the jumble stand Jo

friss Miss Watson on the jumble stand Jo

friss Miss Watson on the jumble stand Jo good yeah and be quick ho um we might

good yeah and be quick ho um we might

good yeah and be quick ho um we might sell a few before the official opening

sell a few before the official opening

sell a few before the official opening hello BOS oh Max where's other my lord

hello BOS oh Max where's other my lord

hello BOS oh Max where's other my lord well it's like this bsh I uh maybe he's

well it's like this bsh I uh maybe he's

well it's like this bsh I uh maybe he's had an accident tell him

had an accident tell him

had an accident tell him Maxi well down in the basement we have a

Maxi well down in the basement we have a

Maxi well down in the basement we have a gymnasium very nice he Mr Brown this is

gymnasium very nice he Mr Brown this is

gymnasium very nice he Mr Brown this is Mr Brown I Eng this teacher how' you do

Mr Brown I Eng this teacher how' you do

Mr Brown I Eng this teacher how' you do and you know Max of course yes very good

and you know Max of course yes very good

and you know Max of course yes very good of you to come well it's all in a good

of you to come well it's all in a good

of you to come well it's all in a good cause and I couldn't let a mate down

cause and I couldn't let a mate down

cause and I couldn't let a mate down could

I I told you was a friend of

I I told you was a friend of

I I told you was a friend of mine well come along now it's time we

mine well come along now it's time we

mine well come along now it's time we open the Fate oh Mr Papa Jess I wanted

open the Fate oh Mr Papa Jess I wanted

open the Fate oh Mr Papa Jess I wanted if you'd be awfully kind and get my coat

if you'd be awfully kind and get my coat

if you'd be awfully kind and get my coat for me I think it's hanging on a rail in

for me I think it's hanging on a rail in

for me I think it's hanging on a rail in the office oh no now what the matter it

the office oh no now what the matter it

the office oh no now what the matter it doesn't matter see you at the

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[Music] Fate

Fate

Fate [Music]

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[Music] do do do do

do do do do

do do do do [Music]

what's going

what's going

what's going on hi I turn it up hey what's the matter

on hi I turn it up hey what's the matter

on hi I turn it up hey what's the matter s walking all over my floor and what do

s walking all over my floor and what do

s walking all over my floor and what do you want H to do

you want H to do

you want H to do fly I've just watched it hey not look

fly I've just watched it hey not look

fly I've just watched it hey not look very clean to me no it won't not with

very clean to me no it won't not with

very clean to me no it won't not with you L tring all over it come along you

you L tring all over it come along you

you L tring all over it come along you three back to your desks with you in a

three back to your desks with you in a

three back to your desks with you in a minute get on hey where you going if you

minute get on hey where you going if you

minute get on hey where you going if you must know I'm going to see a man about a

must know I'm going to see a man about a

must know I'm going to see a man about a dog ah when you go

right but I told you to wash this floor

right but I told you to wash this floor

right but I told you to wash this floor you did but do it immediately it's is

graceful

all right everyone back I must say it's

all right everyone back I must say it's

all right everyone back I must say it's nice to see you all working hard for a

nice to see you all working hard for a

nice to see you all working hard for a change see brown we study for a exen ham

change see brown we study for a exen ham

change see brown we study for a exen ham exen ham see in few weeks we have exen

exen ham see in few weeks we have exen

exen ham see in few weeks we have exen ham the word is exam ah sorry

ham the word is exam ah sorry

ham the word is exam ah sorry Ram excuse me Mr Brown yes M courtley I

Ram excuse me Mr Brown yes M courtley I

Ram excuse me Mr Brown yes M courtley I am extremely worried about the

am extremely worried about the

am extremely worried about the forthcoming examinations particularly so

forthcoming examinations particularly so

forthcoming examinations particularly so far as your English class is concerned

far as your English class is concerned

far as your English class is concerned another failure would be Unthinkable oh

another failure would be Unthinkable oh

another failure would be Unthinkable oh don't worry miss courtley this time we

don't worry miss courtley this time we

don't worry miss courtley this time we will sail through you had

will sail through you had

will sail through you had better however in order to reassure

better however in order to reassure

better however in order to reassure myself I am visiting each class in order

myself I am visiting each class in order

myself I am visiting each class in order to check on its progress I am just on my

to check on its progress I am just on my

to check on its progress I am just on my way to the woodwork class but I shall be

way to the woodwork class but I shall be

way to the woodwork class but I shall be back in a few moments to give your

back in a few moments to give your

back in a few moments to give your students an oral test and I do expect

students an oral test and I do expect

students an oral test and I do expect some correct answers now we'll do our

some correct answers now we'll do our

some correct answers now we'll do our best I just hope your best is good

enough do not worry we will be

enough do not worry we will be

enough do not worry we will be surprising Miss Courtney well that's

surprising Miss Courtney well that's

surprising Miss Courtney well that's exactly why I'm

exactly why I'm

exactly why I'm worried for yes one eh did you buy the

worried for yes one eh did you buy the

worried for yes one eh did you buy the dog what dog the one you go see man

about I went to spend a penny ah very

about I went to spend a penny ah very

about I went to spend a penny ah very cheap

dog all right now I checked your

dog all right now I checked your

dog all right now I checked your homework last night and you're still

homework last night and you're still

homework last night and you're still making far too many Elementary mistakes

making far too many Elementary mistakes

making far too many Elementary mistakes for example Ali yes please the letters

for example Ali yes please the letters

for example Ali yes please the letters oh H MS stand for on Her Majesty's

oh H MS stand for on Her Majesty's

oh H MS stand for on Her Majesty's service and not for only Hindus Muslims

service and not for only Hindus Muslims

service and not for only Hindus Muslims and

and

and siks jell f a sex step has absolutely

siks jell f a sex step has absolutely

siks jell f a sex step has absolutely nothing to do with

nothing to do with

nothing to do with orgies you wrong I beg your pardon see

orgies you wrong I beg your pardon see

orgies you wrong I beg your pardon see last week I see a film Swedish sexet

last week I see a film Swedish sexet

last week I see a film Swedish sexet yeah well never mind what you saw sexet

yeah well never mind what you saw sexet

yeah well never mind what you saw sexet means six people see like in the film

means six people see like in the film

means six people see like in the film The were six big Swedish girl with a big

The were six big Swedish girl with a big

The were six big Swedish girl with a big don't just look it up in the dictionary

don't just look it up in the dictionary

don't just look it up in the dictionary and write it out 10 times right right

and write it out 10 times right right

and write it out 10 times right right Sue to complete the phrase as wise as

Sue to complete the phrase as wise as

Sue to complete the phrase as wise as you could have put an owl or even

you could have put an owl or even

you could have put an owl or even Solomon but not chairman ma chairman M

Solomon but not chairman ma chairman M

Solomon but not chairman ma chairman M wiser than everybody yeah well that's

wiser than everybody yeah well that's

wiser than everybody yeah well that's your opinion Anna yeah a sorcerer is a

your opinion Anna yeah a sorcerer is a

your opinion Anna yeah a sorcerer is a wizard and not something you put a cup

on

on

on Danielle congratulations absolutely

Danielle congratulations absolutely

Danielle congratulations absolutely perfect thank you but what about my

perfect thank you but what about my

perfect thank you but what about my homework I was referring to your

homework I was referring to your

homework I was referring to your homework H work oh Giovani the correct

homework H work oh Giovani the correct

homework H work oh Giovani the correct word to describe a relative by marriage

word to describe a relative by marriage

word to describe a relative by marriage is in-law as in brother-in-law and not

is in-law as in brother-in-law and not

is in-law as in brother-in-law and not as you put

as you put

as you put Outlaw it's the same thing it is not the

Outlaw it's the same thing it is not the

Outlaw it's the same thing it is not the same thing an outlaw is a bandit well so

same thing an outlaw is a bandit well so

same thing an outlaw is a bandit well so is my

brother-in-law yes well I hope you find

brother-in-law yes well I hope you find

brother-in-law yes well I hope you find Miss Courtney's questions as amusing

Miss Courtney's questions as amusing

Miss Courtney's questions as amusing she'll be here any minute don't

she'll be here any minute don't

she'll be here any minute don't interrupt I tend to tolerate your

interrupt I tend to tolerate your

interrupt I tend to tolerate your frivolous attitude but you'll find that

frivolous attitude but you'll find that

frivolous attitude but you'll find that Miss Courtney is a horse of a different

Miss Courtney is a horse of a different

Miss Courtney is a horse of a different color oh blamey you should not be

color oh blamey you should not be

color oh blamey you should not be calling Miss Courtney a horse I wasn't

calling Miss Courtney a horse I wasn't

calling Miss Courtney a horse I wasn't although there may be a certain

resemblance Mr Brown please just a

resemblance Mr Brown please just a

resemblance Mr Brown please just a minute Daniel I haven't finish it as I

minute Daniel I haven't finish it as I

minute Daniel I haven't finish it as I was saying Miss Courtney will not be as

was saying Miss Courtney will not be as

was saying Miss Courtney will not be as tolerant as I but on the other hand you

tolerant as I but on the other hand you

tolerant as I but on the other hand you mustn't let her intimidate you she may

mustn't let her intimidate you she may

mustn't let her intimidate you she may be a bit of an ogre but uh she's only

be a bit of an ogre but uh she's only

be a bit of an ogre but uh she's only human exuse freeze Mr talking to you or

human exuse freeze Mr talking to you or

human exuse freeze Mr talking to you or why are you constantly interrupting me I

why are you constantly interrupting me I

why are you constantly interrupting me I think they are time to indicate my ah

think they are time to indicate my ah

think they are time to indicate my ah Scot I didn't hear you come in obviously

Scot I didn't hear you come in obviously

Scot I didn't hear you come in obviously how long have you been here long enough

how long have you been here long enough

how long have you been here long enough and now Mr if you don't mind this horse

and now Mr if you don't mind this horse

and now Mr if you don't mind this horse of a different color this human ogre

of a different color this human ogre

of a different color this human ogre would like to find out how clever your

would like to find out how clever your

would like to find out how clever your students are yeah well certainly they're

students are yeah well certainly they're

students are yeah well certainly they're they're all

they're all

they're all yours now who would like to be first

yours now who would like to be first

yours now who would like to be first well don't all rush to

well don't all rush to

well don't all rush to volunteer oh very well I will ask a

volunteer oh very well I will ask a

volunteer oh very well I will ask a question and uh anyone who wishes May

question and uh anyone who wishes May

question and uh anyone who wishes May answer now

then what is a

then what is a

then what is a circumfix Oh Come A circum Lex c i r c u

circumfix Oh Come A circum Lex c i r c u

circumfix Oh Come A circum Lex c i r c u m f l e

m f l e

m f l e x i sure some already knows what a

x i sure some already knows what a

x i sure some already knows what a circumplex is yes please good what is

circumplex is yes please good what is

circumplex is yes please good what is it no milk

today I take your part so sorry

today I take your part so sorry

today I take your part so sorry circumflex is a accent

circumflex is a accent

circumflex is a accent mark would you bring me that piece of

mark would you bring me that piece of

mark would you bring me that piece of paper piece which piece of paper the

paper piece which piece of paper the

paper piece which piece of paper the piece you are hiding in your hand you

piece you are hiding in your hand you

piece you are hiding in your hand you are meaning this

one thank

one thank

one thank you Mr

you Mr

you Mr Brown Mr Brown yes would you wait in the

Brown Mr Brown yes would you wait in the

Brown Mr Brown yes would you wait in the corridor until I have finished with your

corridor until I have finished with your

corridor until I have finished with your students well uh good and shut the door

students well uh good and shut the door

students well uh good and shut the door after you ER Mr Brown yes you might as

after you ER Mr Brown yes you might as

after you ER Mr Brown yes you might as well take this you may need it for your

well take this you may need it for your

well take this you may need it for your milkman

now to

now to

now to continue I am a foreigner n you are

continue I am a foreigner n you are

continue I am a foreigner n you are English well let us imagine that I am a

English well let us imagine that I am a

English well let us imagine that I am a foreigner please miss Courtney what kind

foreigner please miss Courtney what kind

foreigner please miss Courtney what kind of Foreigner are you be does it matter

of Foreigner are you be does it matter

of Foreigner are you be does it matter oh yes how can we be imagined when we

oh yes how can we be imagined when we

oh yes how can we be imagined when we are not know what to Be

Imagined very well I am Russian and if

Imagined very well I am Russian and if

Imagined very well I am Russian and if anyone says well am I Russian too I

anyone says well am I Russian too I

anyone says well am I Russian too I shall

shall

shall stream now Missi yeah I approach you in

stream now Missi yeah I approach you in

stream now Missi yeah I approach you in the street and I say please will you

the street and I say please will you

the street and I say please will you tell me the time what is your reply time

tell me the time what is your reply time

tell me the time what is your reply time you bought yourself a

you bought yourself a

you bought yourself a v that is extremely rude I do not like

v that is extremely rude I do not like

v that is extremely rude I do not like Russians let's try you with some general

Russians let's try you with some general

Russians let's try you with some general knowledge Mr

knowledge Mr

knowledge Mr Sing where is uh Sydney outside cleaning

Sing where is uh Sydney outside cleaning

Sing where is uh Sydney outside cleaning the corridor

the corridor

the corridor not the caretaker the city thousand

not the caretaker the city thousand

not the caretaker the city thousand apologies anybody

apologies anybody

apologies anybody Australia good Mr naazi awesome what can

Australia good Mr naazi awesome what can

Australia good Mr naazi awesome what can you tell me about the Duke of Windsor uh

you tell me about the Duke of Windsor uh

you tell me about the Duke of Windsor uh which one there isn't one Duke of wio

which one there isn't one Duke of wio

which one there isn't one Duke of wio not so near where I live there are three

not so near where I live there are three

not so near where I live there are three duke of wio two Dukes of Cambridge and

duke of wio two Dukes of Cambridge and

duke of wio two Dukes of Cambridge and one Prince of wils I was referring to

one Prince of wils I was referring to

one Prince of wils I was referring to the person not a public

the person not a public

the person not a public house does anyone know what the letters

house does anyone know what the letters

house does anyone know what the letters GC mean giovan

GC mean giovan

GC mean giovan Cella George cross what class is he

Cella George cross what class is he

Cella George cross what class is he in I don't think I can stand anymore Mr

in I don't think I can stand anymore Mr

in I don't think I can stand anymore Mr Brown finished already I am leaving

Brown finished already I am leaving

Brown finished already I am leaving while I still retain some shred of

while I still retain some shred of

while I still retain some shred of Sanity well you obviously didn't give

Sanity well you obviously didn't give

Sanity well you obviously didn't give her very good answers not our fault

her very good answers not our fault

her very good answers not our fault question were too difficult well you

question were too difficult well you

question were too difficult well you just have have to work harder right it's

just have have to work harder right it's

just have have to work harder right it's almost time to go now don't forget your

almost time to go now don't forget your

almost time to go now don't forget your homework please see you

tomorrow oh God not

again haven't you finished it s I've

again haven't you finished it s I've

again haven't you finished it s I've washed it twice well wash it again it's

washed it twice well wash it again it's

washed it twice well wash it again it's still

dirty time to go home ell oh blimy I'm

dirty time to go home ell oh blimy I'm

dirty time to go home ell oh blimy I'm not wanting to go what's the matter can

not wanting to go what's the matter can

not wanting to go what's the matter can I be speaking to you most confidentially

I be speaking to you most confidentially

I be speaking to you most confidentially yes of course you can far away what's

yes of course you can far away what's

yes of course you can far away what's your problem you see my wife rihana

your problem you see my wife rihana

your problem you see my wife rihana she's becoming another person oh dear

she's becoming another person oh dear

she's becoming another person oh dear have you tried

have you tried

have you tried hormones what that are you meaning well

hormones what that are you meaning well

hormones what that are you meaning well I don't know much about these sex

I don't know much about these sex

I don't know much about these sex changes oh no she's not doing anything

changes oh no she's not doing anything

changes oh no she's not doing anything like that no but you just said she was

like that no but you just said she was

like that no but you just said she was becoming another person yes she's

becoming another person yes she's

becoming another person yes she's becoming another lady person not man

becoming another lady person not man

becoming another lady person not man person oh I see you mean she's behaving

person oh I see you mean she's behaving

person oh I see you mean she's behaving differently yes please she's making

differently yes please she's making

differently yes please she's making phone calls and when I am coming in

phone calls and when I am coming in

phone calls and when I am coming in she's hanging up chop

she's hanging up chop

she's hanging up chop chop and at night times she's going out

chop and at night times she's going out

chop and at night times she's going out leaving me in the house with the baby ah

leaving me in the house with the baby ah

leaving me in the house with the baby ah I'm beginning to see

I'm beginning to see

I'm beginning to see daylight of course it is not being dark

daylight of course it is not being dark

daylight of course it is not being dark yet you have just had a baby no my wife

yet you have just had a baby no my wife

yet you have just had a baby no my wife had the baby but that's it don't you see

had the baby but that's it don't you see

had the baby but that's it don't you see lots of women change after they've had

lots of women change after they've had

lots of women change after they've had babies it's called postnatal depression

babies it's called postnatal depression

babies it's called postnatal depression I'm sure she'll get over it some night

I'm sure she'll get over it some night

I'm sure she'll get over it some night she's not letting me sleep with her have

she's not letting me sleep with her have

she's not letting me sleep with her have you thought about getting an opir oh

you thought about getting an opir oh

you thought about getting an opir oh blimy she would not be letting me sleep

blimy she would not be letting me sleep

blimy she would not be letting me sleep with an

with an

with an OP I need to help with the baby sorry

OP I need to help with the baby sorry

OP I need to help with the baby sorry please I also think she ought to see a

please I also think she ought to see a

please I also think she ought to see a doctor oh no she's not liking doctors

doctor oh no she's not liking doctors

doctor oh no she's not liking doctors very much but she ought to talk to

very much but she ought to talk to

very much but she ought to talk to somebody perhaps you could talk to her

somebody perhaps you could talk to her

somebody perhaps you could talk to her me yes please I hardly think I'm

me yes please I hardly think I'm

me yes please I hardly think I'm qualified you must be helping me all

qualified you must be helping me all

qualified you must be helping me all right I'll come home with you tonight

right I'll come home with you tonight

right I'll come home with you tonight and we'll see what we can do J good yes

and we'll see what we can do J good yes

and we'll see what we can do J good yes it's probably nothing

to come on s good night

s hello my beloved baby is fed Cur is in

s hello my beloved baby is fed Cur is in

s hello my beloved baby is fed Cur is in oven I am going out where are you going

oven I am going out where are you going

oven I am going out where are you going pleased to be minding your own business

pleased to be minding your own business

pleased to be minding your own business he I'm bringing Mr Brown home hello Mr

he I'm bringing Mr Brown home hello Mr

he I'm bringing Mr Brown home hello Mr Brown it is good of you to be keeping

Brown it is good of you to be keeping

Brown it is good of you to be keeping Ali company yeah well actually I came to

Ali company yeah well actually I came to

Ali company yeah well actually I came to well have a nice evening do not be

well have a nice evening do not be

well have a nice evening do not be waiting up for me

Ali see see what I am meaning where is

Ali see see what I am meaning where is

Ali see see what I am meaning where is she going what is she doing who is she

she going what is she doing who is she

she going what is she doing who is she seeing well you wait here I'll follow

seeing well you wait here I'll follow

seeing well you wait here I'll follow her and see where she

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goes

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I cannot be staying late tonight I think

I cannot be staying late tonight I think

I cannot be staying late tonight I think Ali is getting

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enter I brought the stop room keys back

enter I brought the stop room keys back

enter I brought the stop room keys back no thank you Sydney if you see Glades

no thank you Sydney if you see Glades

no thank you Sydney if you see Glades tell her she can take my tray I take my

tell her she can take my tray I take my

tell her she can take my tray I take my tray where you not you

tray where you not you

tray where you not you Gladis oh oh you're wearing a black tie

Gladis oh oh you're wearing a black tie

Gladis oh oh you're wearing a black tie Sydney yes I'm in morning 28 years to

Sydney yes I'm in morning 28 years to

Sydney yes I'm in morning 28 years to the day happened oh dear the death of a

the day happened oh dear the death of a

the day happened oh dear the death of a loved one now I got

loved one now I got

loved one now I got married you're a real male chauvinist p

married you're a real male chauvinist p

married you're a real male chauvinist p Pig pardon Pig oh you've met the wife

Pig pardon Pig oh you've met the wife

Pig pardon Pig oh you've met the wife have

have

have you that will do

Sydney yeah what the fellow I want hey I

Sydney yeah what the fellow I want hey I

Sydney yeah what the fellow I want hey I want some advice from a man with

want some advice from a man with

want some advice from a man with experience oh well I've been about a bit

experience oh well I've been about a bit

experience oh well I've been about a bit what do you want to know well I need

what do you want to know well I need

what do you want to know well I need your help as a married man oh I am sorry

your help as a married man oh I am sorry

your help as a married man oh I am sorry you kept it dark I'm not married you are

you kept it dark I'm not married you are

you kept it dark I'm not married you are oh don't remind me look son if you're

oh don't remind me look son if you're

oh don't remind me look son if you're thinking of taking the plunge forget get

thinking of taking the plunge forget get

thinking of taking the plunge forget get it it's worse than doing

it it's worse than doing

it it's worse than doing porridge now what can I give you some

porridge now what can I give you some

porridge now what can I give you some advice on I've changed my mind I don't

advice on I've changed my mind I don't

advice on I've changed my mind I don't think you are qualified to help me I'll

think you are qualified to help me I'll

think you are qualified to help me I'll ask Miss

Courtney is it CH what time am are you

Courtney is it CH what time am are you

Courtney is it CH what time am are you referring to lend John oh no R is coming

referring to lend John oh no R is coming

referring to lend John oh no R is coming to see Mr Brown this is Sid our caraker

to see Mr Brown this is Sid our caraker

to see Mr Brown this is Sid our caraker man this is Mrs Nadim the wife of Ali

man this is Mrs Nadim the wife of Ali

man this is Mrs Nadim the wife of Ali I'm very nice

too

too

too coming Al I have been here we are making

coming Al I have been here we are making

coming Al I have been here we are making for him a surprise it is thank you party

for him a surprise it is thank you party

for him a surprise it is thank you party for being such good husband and giving

for being such good husband and giving

for being such good husband and giving me beautiful baby but we are not wanting

me beautiful baby but we are not wanting

me beautiful baby but we are not wanting him to be finding out no already he is

him to be finding out no already he is

him to be finding out no already he is most suspicious with me going out to

most suspicious with me going out to

most suspicious with me going out to arrange everything with rid oh don't

arrange everything with rid oh don't

arrange everything with rid oh don't worry I won't tell a Dicky never mind

worry I won't tell a Dicky never mind

worry I won't tell a Dicky never mind this

this

this Dicky you should not be finding out

Dicky you should not be finding out

Dicky you should not be finding out that's what I just said when's the

that's what I just said when's the

that's what I just said when's the surprise tonight you are welcome to be

surprise tonight you are welcome to be

surprise tonight you are welcome to be coming if you are wishing oh jamaa is

coming if you are wishing oh jamaa is

coming if you are wishing oh jamaa is making lovely food and gladies is making

making lovely food and gladies is making

making lovely food and gladies is making delicious cakes please where is Mr Brown

delicious cakes please where is Mr Brown

delicious cakes please where is Mr Brown he's in Miss cley's office good I must

he's in Miss cley's office good I must

he's in Miss cley's office good I must be asking him to be keeping Ali late

be asking him to be keeping Ali late

be asking him to be keeping Ali late after class so all students can be

after class so all students can be

after class so all students can be arriving for party before he is getting

arriving for party before he is getting

arriving for party before he is getting home oh while you are seeing Mr Brown I

home oh while you are seeing Mr Brown I

home oh while you are seeing Mr Brown I go to be speaking with Glades oh good

go to be speaking with Glades oh good

go to be speaking with Glades oh good and you can buy me a nice cup of tea see

and you can buy me a nice cup of tea see

and you can buy me a nice cup of tea see you later love

see who that is Mr

Brown it's her it tell's wife I wonder

Brown it's her it tell's wife I wonder

Brown it's her it tell's wife I wonder what she wants are you sure you didn't

what she wants are you sure you didn't

what she wants are you sure you didn't tell Ally about her Affair positive I

tell Ally about her Affair positive I

tell Ally about her Affair positive I just told him I'd lost her well perhaps

just told him I'd lost her well perhaps

just told him I'd lost her well perhaps he wants to confide in you because you

he wants to confide in you because you

he wants to confide in you because you are Ali's friend couldn't she uh confide

are Ali's friend couldn't she uh confide

are Ali's friend couldn't she uh confide in you certainly not it is your problem

in you certainly not it is your problem

in you certainly not it is your problem you will deal with it I'll leave leave

you will deal with it I'll leave leave

you will deal with it I'll leave leave you

you

you alone Mr ragna see you now sorry about

alone Mr ragna see you now sorry about

alone Mr ragna see you now sorry about that come in Rana sit down I am wanting

that come in Rana sit down I am wanting

that come in Rana sit down I am wanting to be asking you something yeah well

to be asking you something yeah well

to be asking you something yeah well before you do I've got something to tell

before you do I've got something to tell

before you do I've got something to tell you please sit

down I am being waiting yes look firstly

down I am being waiting yes look firstly

down I am being waiting yes look firstly tell me something do you love Val oh yes

tell me something do you love Val oh yes

tell me something do you love Val oh yes very much indeed good good well what I

very much indeed good good well what I

very much indeed good good well what I have to say is is rather delicate but

have to say is is rather delicate but

have to say is is rather delicate but you you and Ellie are both sensible

you you and Ellie are both sensible

you you and Ellie are both sensible intelligent people thank you and you've

intelligent people thank you and you've

intelligent people thank you and you've been married for almost 2 years now and

been married for almost 2 years now and

been married for almost 2 years now and you've now got a lovely little baby yes

you've now got a lovely little baby yes

you've now got a lovely little baby yes well I I want you to know that I

well I I want you to know that I

well I I want you to know that I understand how these things can happen

understand how these things can happen

understand how these things can happen what things well not babies but um um

what things well not babies but um um

what things well not babies but um um let me put it another way when two

let me put it another way when two

let me put it another way when two people um have been married for a while

people um have been married for a while

people um have been married for a while sometimes familiarity Creeps in two

sometimes familiarity Creeps in two

sometimes familiarity Creeps in two people living together doing the same

people living together doing the same

people living together doing the same things day after day seeing the same

things day after day seeing the same

things day after day seeing the same faces it's only natural that uh

faces it's only natural that uh

faces it's only natural that uh occasionally one of the parties feels

occasionally one of the parties feels

occasionally one of the parties feels that something is missing some uh

that something is missing some uh

that something is missing some uh excitement perhaps so it's not unusual

excitement perhaps so it's not unusual

excitement perhaps so it's not unusual in these occasions for one of the

in these occasions for one of the

in these occasions for one of the parties to meet somebody else uh to try

parties to meet somebody else uh to try

parties to meet somebody else uh to try and recapture the first flush of romance

and recapture the first flush of romance

and recapture the first flush of romance Mr Brown please let me finish let me say

Mr Brown please let me finish let me say

Mr Brown please let me finish let me say just one thing the vital question you

just one thing the vital question you

just one thing the vital question you must ask yourself it is whether to

must ask yourself it is whether to

must ask yourself it is whether to lightly throw away what you have already

lightly throw away what you have already

lightly throw away what you have already for some uh passing infatuation or to

for some uh passing infatuation or to

for some uh passing infatuation or to rise above it and start aresh to ear is

rise above it and start aresh to ear is

rise above it and start aresh to ear is human and to forgive Divine that's all I

human and to forgive Divine that's all I

human and to forgive Divine that's all I have to to say oh I see now what was it

have to to say oh I see now what was it

have to to say oh I see now what was it you wanted to ask me no it is not

you wanted to ask me no it is not

you wanted to ask me no it is not important

now well Mr Brown how did you manage

now well Mr Brown how did you manage

now well Mr Brown how did you manage extremely well I think Miss oh sorry I

extremely well I think Miss oh sorry I

extremely well I think Miss oh sorry I was um very tactful and uh I think she

was um very tactful and uh I think she

was um very tactful and uh I think she got the

got the

got the message yeah are you all right it is Mr

message yeah are you all right it is Mr

message yeah are you all right it is Mr Brown he is telling me something

Brown he is telling me something

Brown he is telling me something terrible what is it it is my Ali he is

terrible what is it it is my Ali he is

terrible what is it it is my Ali he is having affair with another

woman hello rangit good evening oh most

woman hello rangit good evening oh most

woman hello rangit good evening oh most wise and illustrious one yes well I wish

wise and illustrious one yes well I wish

wise and illustrious one yes well I wish I could say the same about you

I could say the same about you

I could say the same about you incidentally before the other students

incidentally before the other students

incidentally before the other students arrive I have something to tell you I

arrive I have something to tell you I

arrive I have something to tell you I know everything that is why I'm calling

know everything that is why I'm calling

know everything that is why I'm calling you most wise and

you most wise and

you most wise and illustrious I mean about what you and

illustrious I mean about what you and

illustrious I mean about what you and alie's wife have been up to thousand

alie's wife have been up to thousand

alie's wife have been up to thousand apologies well I think it's Ally you

apologies well I think it's Ally you

apologies well I think it's Ally you should be apologizing to why should I be

should be apologizing to why should I be

should be apologizing to why should I be apologizing to Ali for your behavior

apologizing to Ali for your behavior

apologizing to Ali for your behavior after all she is his wife I am knowing

after all she is his wife I am knowing

after all she is his wife I am knowing that that is why we are keeping it

that that is why we are keeping it

that that is why we are keeping it secret from

secret from

secret from him you ought to be ashamed of yourself

him you ought to be ashamed of yourself

him you ought to be ashamed of yourself oh no I am very pleased to be doing

oh no I am very pleased to be doing

oh no I am very pleased to be doing it I am sure if she's asking you to do

it I am sure if she's asking you to do

it I am sure if she's asking you to do the same You' be most happy to

the same You' be most happy to

the same You' be most happy to apply I hardly think please not to be

apply I hardly think please not to be

apply I hardly think please not to be telling Ali well I won't for his sake

telling Ali well I won't for his sake

telling Ali well I won't for his sake not yours good we are not wanting him to

not yours good we are not wanting him to

not yours good we are not wanting him to be finding out before tonight why

be finding out before tonight why

be finding out before tonight why tonight tonight he'll be knowing

tonight tonight he'll be knowing

tonight tonight he'll be knowing everything are you going to tell him no

everything are you going to tell him no

everything are you going to tell him no he'll be seeing for

himself good Lord it'll be a big

himself good Lord it'll be a big

himself good Lord it'll be a big surprise I think

surprise I think

surprise I think it you are also coming to the party

it you are also coming to the party

it you are also coming to the party tonight what party the one we have been

tonight what party the one we have been

tonight what party the one we have been arranging for Ali I'm getting a bit

arranging for Ali I'm getting a bit

arranging for Ali I'm getting a bit confused you are saying you are knowing

confused you are saying you are knowing

confused you are saying you are knowing everything yeah well I just realized I

everything yeah well I just realized I

everything yeah well I just realized I don't know quite as much as I thought I

don't know quite as much as I thought I

don't know quite as much as I thought I did now tell me something rangie have

did now tell me something rangie have

did now tell me something rangie have you been seeing Ali's wife most

you been seeing Ali's wife most

you been seeing Ali's wife most certainly to be arranging the party for

certainly to be arranging the party for

certainly to be arranging the party for him tonight at 10:00 and that's all just

him tonight at 10:00 and that's all just

him tonight at 10:00 and that's all just a party

oh where brown one this is an English

oh where brown one this is an English

oh where brown one this is an English class when you arrive here I expect you

class when you arrive here I expect you

class when you arrive here I expect you to speak English no more buen notes good

to speak English no more buen notes good

to speak English no more buen notes good evening s right

evening s right

evening s right yeah

that's

that's

that's better bua hey no buera speak it English

better bua hey no buera speak it English

better bua hey no buera speak it English don't you tell me to speak it English

don't you tell me to speak it English

don't you tell me to speak it English you great Spanish

you great Spanish

you great Spanish onion I punch your head in you you

onion I punch your head in you you

onion I punch your head in you you Italian ice cream all right you do sit

Italian ice cream all right you do sit

Italian ice cream all right you do sit down you tell him but I'm telling both

down you tell him but I'm telling both

down you tell him but I'm telling both of you you sit down it's all right it's

of you you sit down it's all right it's

of you you sit down it's all right it's all right tell you what I told one this

all right tell you what I told one this

all right tell you what I told one this is an English class and when you arrive

is an English class and when you arrive

is an English class and when you arrive here I expect you to speak English no

here I expect you to speak English no

here I expect you to speak English no more bonera good evening Ok

good I give

up oh good evening Jamila I have knit

up oh good evening Jamila I have knit

up oh good evening Jamila I have knit for you a scarf oh very kind of

for you a scarf oh very kind of

for you a scarf oh very kind of you very

patriotic quite long huh it is be start

patriotic quite long huh it is be start

patriotic quite long huh it is be start as

as

as pair of sois but I forget to turn around

pair of sois but I forget to turn around

pair of sois but I forget to turn around he so I make it little bit more

he so I make it little bit more

he so I make it little bit more longer well thank you very much sure

longer well thank you very much sure

longer well thank you very much sure it'll come in

useful oh good evening Su Carl good

useful oh good evening Su Carl good

useful oh good evening Su Carl good evening

evening

evening yes right now be before we go

yes right now be before we go

yes right now be before we go um before we go any further this evening

um before we go any further this evening

um before we go any further this evening the uh education Authority are taking

the uh education Authority are taking

the uh education Authority are taking some kind of census and require these

some kind of census and require these

some kind of census and require these forms filling in so um it's

forms filling in so um it's

forms filling in so um it's self-explanatory if You' complete them

self-explanatory if You' complete them

self-explanatory if You' complete them now and then if you have any problems

now and then if you have any problems

now and then if you have any problems don't hesitate to ask that's what I'm

don't hesitate to ask that's what I'm

don't hesitate to ask that's what I'm here for right hey I have problem P how

here for right hey I have problem P how

here for right hey I have problem P how can you have a problem you haven't even

can you have a problem you haven't even

can you have a problem you haven't even looked at your form yet no

looked at your form yet no

looked at your form yet no pen for a ah anybody else got a

pen for a ah anybody else got a

pen for a ah anybody else got a pen good right now all you have to do is

pen good right now all you have to do is

pen good right now all you have to do is fill in your surname your first names

fill in your surname your first names

fill in your surname your first names your address in England your birth

your address in England your birth

your address in England your birth occupation sex

occupation sex

occupation sex marital status and what subject you're

marital status and what subject you're

marital status and what subject you're taking excusi yes Jan I have had a

taking excusi yes Jan I have had a

taking excusi yes Jan I have had a problem with my first names well surely

problem with my first names well surely

problem with my first names well surely you know them sure Giovani Vincenzo

you know them sure Giovani Vincenzo

you know them sure Giovani Vincenzo Marco Dino Alberto Lena yeah all right

Marco Dino Alberto Lena yeah all right

Marco Dino Alberto Lena yeah all right so what's the problem I can't get them

so what's the problem I can't get them

so what's the problem I can't get them on the paper don't just put as many as

on the paper don't just put as many as

on the paper don't just put as many as you can Okie Ki M Brown please um I do

you can Okie Ki M Brown please um I do

you can Okie Ki M Brown please um I do not know the name of the hospital where

not know the name of the hospital where

not know the name of the hospital where I was born you don't have to put the

I was born you don't have to put the

I was born you don't have to put the hospital just the town just the town

hospital just the town just the town

hospital just the town just the town have you put the hospital too no place

have you put the hospital too no place

have you put the hospital too no place where born

bed

bed

bed finish good correction not so good for

finish good correction not so good for

finish good correction not so good for the correct answer to sex is not at

the correct answer to sex is not at

the correct answer to sex is not at least once a

week you should put male or female hey

week you should put male or female hey

week you should put male or female hey not sex with

not sex with

not sex with M only female

squeeze please I'm being late you almost

squeeze please I'm being late you almost

squeeze please I'm being late you almost missed the

missed the

missed the sensus rean is still being very

sensus rean is still being very

sensus rean is still being very mysterious oh look don't worry

mysterious oh look don't worry

mysterious oh look don't worry everything will be all right tonight at

everything will be all right tonight at

everything will be all right tonight at 10:00 all will be

revealed are you really sure Ali's

revealed are you really sure Ali's

revealed are you really sure Ali's knocking about with another bird yes Mr

knocking about with another bird yes Mr

knocking about with another bird yes Mr Brown would not be telling me lies yes

Brown would not be telling me lies yes

Brown would not be telling me lies yes oh they're all Alik these men huh

oh they're all Alik these men huh

oh they're all Alik these men huh doesn't deserve a party like this I am

doesn't deserve a party like this I am

doesn't deserve a party like this I am being so unhappy I know what I would do

being so unhappy I know what I would do

being so unhappy I know what I would do what kick him out Anna is right he's

what kick him out Anna is right he's

what kick him out Anna is right he's being unfaithful he behaved like an

being unfaithful he behaved like an

being unfaithful he behaved like an animal he deserves what he gets he does

animal he deserves what he gets he does

animal he deserves what he gets he does hello my beloved don't you belove me

you what are you doing that for hey you

you what are you doing that for hey you

you what are you doing that for hey you very bad man you Mr Brown is telling me

very bad man you Mr Brown is telling me

very bad man you Mr Brown is telling me you are having girlfriend you damn fool

you are having girlfriend you damn fool

you are having girlfriend you damn fool why are you saying that for I didn't

why are you saying that for I didn't

why are you saying that for I didn't you've obviously misunderstood me you

you've obviously misunderstood me you

you've obviously misunderstood me you are near breaking up my marriage I am

are near breaking up my marriage I am

are near breaking up my marriage I am sorry Hari it is you I should be

sorry Hari it is you I should be

sorry Hari it is you I should be throwing kakei at please you cannot be

throwing kakei at please you cannot be

throwing kakei at please you cannot be throwing kakei at Mr Brown I will do

it

[Applause]

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