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That's right.
It is I. Tai Lung

It can't be...

I have returned to take what is mine.

Which is

everything that is yours.

Let it be known from the highest
mountain to the lowest valley...

that Tai Lung lives...

And no one will stand in his way.

Not even the great dragon warrior!

Po. Where is Po?

He was supposed to be here
hours ago.

Ping.
Will you please just relax?

I am relaxed!

okay? I'm sure Poe is fine.

What if he sick?

What if he's hurt?

What if he's hungry?

Don't get your noodles in a twist.

If I know our son, he's probably just
kicking back and catching some rays.

Woo. That's bad.

Oh, getting worse.

Okay, big guy, we're really
gonna have to wrap this up.

Let's do that again.

And next time,

Keep your surf off.
Their turn.

I'm late!
Oh, I'm late!

It's the Dragon warrior.

Was, is, and always was will be.

We love you, Dragon Warrior.

Oh, and I love you too, adoring fans.

Sign my scroll?
Sign my hat? Sign my shirt?

Okay, okay.
I'll sign whatever you want.

Po!

Master Shifu.
Here, let me just...

There.
That's much worse.

- We have to talk.
- Absolutely.

Let's talk right after the ceremony.

Ceremony?
What ceremony?

The staff of wisdom, given to
me by Master Oogway himself.

It is said that whoever
possesses this staff

has the power to travel between the realms.

The power to unlock the door
to the spirit realm.

And now, the power to open

the all new dragon warrior
noodles and tofu.

Where the broth has kick
and the noodles turns a knockout.

Dragon warrior?
Are the Furious Five coming too?

Unfortunately, no.

They're off on super cool kung fu missions.

Tigress is taking on
the free range chickens

and monkeys follows the
trail of the missing macaque.

Crane was crowned king of the crocodilians.
Long story.

Viper's wrapping up peace talks
between the cobras and the mongooses.

Is it mongeese?

and mantis?

Wow, he's just trying to keep his
blushing bright from biting his head off.

Just cause they're not here in person

doesn't mean they're not
here as life sized cutouts.

Now, who wants a picture?

Okay, okay.
One at a time.

Uh, you.

My turn, my turn.

And then you.

He really captured your
disapproving face on.

We need to talk.
Now!

Hey, can I get one of
those in a wallet size?

- Po!
- Coming.

Do you remember the first time
you climbed these step to the Jade Palace?

How could I forget?

I thought I'd never make it to the top.

Yes, but you persevered.

And once again, destiny calls
for you to take the next step.

- On your journey.
- The next step?

What are you talking about? I've already

taken all the steps, haven't I?

It is time for you to choose your
successor.

Successor? For what?

A successor to be the next dragon warrior.

Oh, yeah, I get it. Funny.

Cause I'm the
Dragon warrior.

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. You mean I'm
not gonna be the Dragon warrior anymore?

- Exactly!
- Then what am I gonna be?

Once a successor is chosen,

you will advance to
the highest level in all of kung fu.

Spiritual leader of the valley of peace.

Whoa. I don't know what that means.

It's just like Master Oogway before you.

You will oversee the valley, passing
along wisdom. An aspiring hope.

Look, I appreciate the promotion.

I think I'm just gonna stick with the whole
dragon warrior thing.

Dragon warrior thing?

What is it you're holding?

- A cookie?
- Other hand.

The staff of wisdom.

It was given to you by
Master Oogway.

I really think it was so you could
open a restaurant or post pictures.

He wasn't super specific.

Oogway entrusted you with that
staff so you could follow in his footsteps

and become something better than you
already are.

You take it.

No. Oogway did not give it to me.

Hey, the next Oogway is not my destiny,

which I have accepted and am at peace with.

- Really, it's fine.
- You don't sound fine.

You don't sound fine.
I'm very fine.

- Okay, you're fine.
- This is an honor.

Oogway chose you as his successor.

And now you must choose yours.

Master Shifu, I finally
found something I'm good at.

And now you want to just
take it away from me?

No one is taking anything
away, Po.

Who you are will always be a part of what
you become.

Yeah, but where's the skidoosh?

You know what I mean.
The Cheshire.

I don't
want to seem ungrateful,

but I don't know anything about
passing on wisdom or inspiring hope.

All I know are two things.

Kicking butt and taking names.

And if I'm being completely honest, I'm
not even that good at the name taking.

Like, who's that fire breathing crocodile?

I want to say, steve,

you were chosen to
bring peace to the valley.

And there are other ways to bring
peace than simply kicking butt.

Well, sure, but not any fun ones.

Please. Being the Dragon
Warrior is all I know.

- It's who I am.
- Not anymore.

Valley of Peace needs a spiritual leader.

And Master Oogway chose you.

You'll start interviewing candidates

first thing tomorrow morning.

Candidates?
What candidates?

Awesome.

Fantastic pose.

Woohoo. Nice.

Master Poe will now choose
the next dragon warrior.

So many great candidates.

I'm gonna let the finger
decide. Wait,

whoa, whoa. What is happening?

The dragon warrior.
It's me.

Like it or not, Po,
you have to choose a successor.

Nothing about them says dragon or warrior.

You will know what you know.

How do I know when I know?

You know?

When I'm conflicted, I come
here to ask the universe for answers.

- Just as Oogway did before me.
- I'm not conflicted.

I'm just not ready for a next step.

- What is that you're holding?
- The staff of wisdom.

Other hand.

A chewed up peach pit.

Exactly. Every pit holds the promise
of a mighty tree.

How is this gonna help me
find answers?

Don't ask me.
Ask the universe.

Be the pit. Po.
Be the pit.

Alright, universe, give me some guidance.

Inner peace.
Inner peace.

Inner peace.
Dinner, please.

Dinner with peas.
Snow peas in a sesame sort glaze.

Inner peace. Inner peace.

This is not working at all.

Maybe focus on your breathing.

I'm trying, but it's kind of hard
when you keep talking to me.

Technically, you're talking
to you if you think about it.

Will you two be quiet?
I'm trying to concentrate here.

Wait. If I'm posing her voice, then who
are you?

I'm pose Inner-Inner voice.

How many voices do I have in there?

You do not want to know.

Are we alone in the universe?

Universe,

is that you?

Attention, mysterious figure.

The Dragon Warriors here,
to perform justice.

I know you're in here.

Just a matter of time
before I find you. Ooh.

You can't hide from justice forever.

The dagger of Dengue.

You've got excellent taste,

I'll give you that.

But I can't give you that.
Give it back.

If you insist.

Oh, no. He's got a walking stick.

What are you gonna do? Stroll me to
death?

This stick is not for the
strolling. It's the staff of wisdom.

The Dragon Warrior is gonna be mad
when he finds out you took his stick.

I am the Dragon warrior.

I'm just gonna say that
nothing about you says dragon or warrior.

How dare you desecrate the hall of Heroes.

Who's desecrating
what now,

- Master Ostrich...
- Oops my bad.

Destructible chain hammer of Master Pengelman.

Whoopsies.

The urn of whispering warriors.
Which I've already broken twice.

Why would you keep an urn of souls?

Feels kind of creepy.

Are you doing okay there, big guy?

You're looking a little tired.

I've never felt horror

The Warhammer of Master Chipmunk.

You're gonna pay for that.

Hello?

- You faker.
- It's not faking.

It's called method.

Catch you later, panda.

No,

I think I'll catch you now.

- Told ya.
- You got me.

Oh, great. A powerful
dumpling warrior.

That's dragon warrior?

Let go of me.

Just tell me one thing.

How did someone like you
become the dragon warrior?

That's a mystery for you to solve

during your two year stay
at the Valley of Peace prison.

Valley of Peace prison?
Sounds like a daycare.

It is a daycare. On the weekends,

but it's also a prison.

There he is.
Dragon warrior.

- Tai Lung is back.
- Tai Lung has returned?

He demanded all of our iron,

then destroyed our quarry.

He's supposed to be in the
spirit realm.

Well, he's faster then.

He's not going to stop until
the valley of Peace Falls

and the Dragon warrior bows before
him.

He's. Please, you gotta do something.

Looks like I'm not the only one
around here with a mystery to solve.

Well, you know what they say.

Every step leaves a footprint,
no matter how small.

Every step leaves a footprint, no matter
how small.

Very clever, fox. You know something?

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
Okay, I do. I really, really do.

Tell me. And why should I?

I mean, what's in it for me?

The peace of mind.
Knowing you did the right thing.

You're adorable. I never told you that.

And I don't mean just like
in the cuddly sense.

I don't have time for games. Tai Lung
is running loose in the valley of peace.

Maybe.
Or...

maybe she wants you
to think it was Tai Lung.

Wait, She?

The empress of disguise.

Capable of taking any
form, mimicking any shape.

The master of deception, the lizard of lies

with the glowing teal eyes.

I'm talking about

The Chameleon.

This is kind of a private conversation.

Who's the chameleon?

Only the most powerful shapeshifting
sorceress.

So she shapeshifted into Tai Lung?

But what does she have
against me in the valley of peace?

These are good questions you should
ask her.

You're right. How do I find this.

The chameleon?

She isn't someone who can be found.

At least not without someone in the know.

And how do I find someone in the know?

No, it's me.

It's. Obviously. It's. It's me.

I'm in the. I mean,
I'm in the know.

Forget it. I'll find her on my own.

Good luck.

After all, how hard can it be
to find someone who can look like anyone?

Blended.
Anywhere?

Fine. You lead me to the chameleon

and I'll see what I can do about
reducing your sentence.

Deal.

What do you think you're doing?

There's this shape shifting
sorceress on the loose.

That's the job for the furious line.

Well, they're not here.

And someone needs to
protect the valley of peace.

Look, I know the change is difficult

and that you enjoy being the Dragon warrior,

but your job is finding a successor.

The Dragon warrior and I have a deal.

Mind your own business, squirrel.

Master Shifu is not a squirrel.

I'm a red panda.

You know what?
I love that for you.

Po, this is your decision.

But I think you know what choice
Master Ogway would want you to make.

Thanks for the free. Stay.

What are you back for a daycare?

Wait. Not bad for a day.

Where's she going? You
can't leave.

Don't worry. I'll have her back before you
even know she was gone.

You are supposed to be passing along
with an inspiring hope.

Just think of it as one last dragon
warrior adventure.

I'll be back soon. Tell my dads I love
him.

I can't hear you anymore. Bye.

Yeah, it sure is good to be a free fox again.

That's a good back scratcher going.

So, does this really unlock the door
to the spirit realm?

It doesn't work like that.

It has to be given in order
to gain its powers.

Gotcha. Given to gain.

So, um, can I have it?

Oh. What do you take me for?

- An easy mark.
- What's an easy mark?

Someone who's easy to steal from.

Usually because they're generous
and too trusting.

- Like you.
- Ah, thank you.

I heard the chameleon is a monster
with an appetite of a thousand predators.

And her favorite food is panda.

We say Miss Chameleon character
has magical powers.

If you say her name three times,
she'll take you away in the night,

the chameleon as the
shapeshifter look like anyone.

Even you.
Or you,

Mister Lee. Mister
Lee, is it true Po

going to take down
an evil sorcerer?

The Chameleon

warrior's work is never done.

Lee. I'm thinking Poe juking
up with the convicted felon

to take down a feeble sorceress
wasn't such a great idea.

Relax. Po has faced demons,
demigods, and everything else in between.

He's always come out on top. You're
right. You. Quiet.

And what if you're
wrong?

Calm down. Ping.

How bad can one
evil sorceress be?

Who is she to summon us?
Classic power move.

We're the heads of Juniper city's
most prominent crying families,

and she's just some bug eyed,
power hungry reptilian runt.

You left out the evil sorceress part.

We used to run the city.

Now we pay her half the money.

It's like a criminal. Can't
make an honest living anymore.

Yeah, but what could we do?
Together we can take her down.

Nuts. She's a shapeshifter.

She could be at this very
table and we'd have no idea.

For all we know, you're the chameleon.
Or you're the chameleon.

- Or maybe.
- Oh, no.

- Maybe.
- Don't say it.

I'm the chameleon.

I said don't say it.

We obviously spoke out of turn.

Sorry, chameleon.

No, no, don't apologize.

You and your families prospered
by preying upon the weak.

So it doesn't feel good when
you're the one being squeezed.

Especially when the one doing the
squeezing is just a bug eyed, power hungry.

What was the rest? Reptilian runt?

Well, this reptilian runt wants more.

You already have the city.

What else could you possibly want?

I have something special in
mind. I am very close to achieving it.

As close as the blood
moon.

But the blood moon is two nights
away.

So little time, so many expenses.

Which is why I'll need to increase
this month's tribute to 60%.

No.

What was that, Now?

I mean no disrespect to.

Don't worry.

I forgive you for the impudence

and the backstabbing

and the blatant disrespect
you've shown me.

I forgive, but I never forget.

You might say I have the memory.

Oh, don't say it.

Of an elephant.

You think I've pushed you too far?

Then you, my friend, can't begin to fail.

Just how far I can push.

I respect your tributes.
By dawn.

Are we gonna stop for lunch soon?

Justice doesn't stop for lunch.

But it does take the
occasional time out for snackage.

Want to split my almond cookie?

You're just gonna give me half of your
cookie out of the goodness of your heart?

Mm hmm.

What's the catch? The rub, the bamboozle,

the bam? What'll

you know? The fleece, the rook, the
flim flam.

Do you want the cookie or not?

I got my eye on you.

How much farther to this? The chameleon?

Just a little.

What are you doing out here
in the middle of the night?

I didn't want to miss
the blood moon rising.

You are just as worried as I am,

Alright. Alright.

I know Panda's come across
as calm, gentle and chill.

But the truth is, I'm kind of freaking out.

So am I. Po is too calm, gentle and
chill to face a shape shifting sorceress.

What if he's captured?

What if he's tortured

our baby?

Okay, okay. Maybe
Po has finally met his match.

But there's still something that

he has that the
chameleon doesn't.

What's that?
- Us.

Now let's go find our son.

My hobo's okay.

You know, Lee, a wise goose once said,

worrying doesn't make
the broth boil any faster.

Who was that idiot?

Me, of course.
I was the wise goose.

Whoa. That's the biggest
village I've ever seen.

That's no village.
That's cuniverse.

That's where I'll find the chameleon. Huh?

Just a boat ride away,

and I'm gonna lead you
right to our front door.

Are you sure we'll find
a boat captain in there?

For the right price, those cutthroats
will take us anywhere we want to go.

Of course, we could always opt for the four
finger discount.

No stealing

the happy bunny
tavern.

Oh, that sounds inviting.

Anybody lose a rabbit?

Faster?

Welcome to the happy bunny tavern.

i'll find us a ride.

Maybe you can get us some food.

And stay out of trouble.

Hey, what you guys playing?

The stakes are high.

Can I play? Surely you'll go easy on
a beginner.

Cause I'm very beginning.

Hey, there.
- What can I get you?

A boat ride to Juniper City.

Ask this guy.

Who's he?
- He's the captain.

Thanks.

Oh, I win again. Beginner's luck, I guess.

Never played before.

I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating?

I would like to speak to the
manager, please.

I am the manager.

I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper
City, but I won't carry anything illegal.

I don't want any trouble.

Trouble runs for me.

Then you'll cost you double.

I'm confused. Should I
have said that I like trouble?

In that case, it'll cost you triple. Oh,

uh, maybe we can go back
to the double price.

- You got a deal.
- Right.

Do I shake his hand or your hand?
Can I get anything else for you, ma'am?

Yes. Everything again?

Except for the broth.
It was very bland.

Keep steering.

Whoa. One of everything is my go to order.

But how did you pay for this?

Legally, lawfully, fair and
square.

I'm proud of you.

Oh, wow. Look at the time.

Remember, we have to do that
thing down by the place with that guy.

Did you actually think you
could drift a meal out of me?

There's got to be some sort
of misunderstanding here.

And apparently, I'm the
one misunderstanding.

Please allow us to pay
for our meal. And yours too.

I'm only hungry for

- dumplings?
- vengeance!

Well, then come and get it.

No, no, no. Don't come and get it.

Destroy them.

There you go. All better.

Come on. Gotcha. Keep staring.

I'll take that.

Think this belongs to you?

Yeah, I think it's a
little too late for that.

It's never too late to
do the right thing. No. Get those.

Whoa. Nice move.
You gotta teach me that.

You die. Sand up.

Who designed the tavern? On a cliff.

They shouldn't have
eaten all those dumplings.

Not that I'm worried, but what if
the chameleon knows we're coming?

She could be anywhere. Anyone.

Eli, would you please
show a little backbone?

I'm sorry, but bravery was never really
my specialty.

You don't have to be brave.

- You just have to act brave. - Act brave.

Got it.

How was that for acting brave?

Keep working on it.

Juniper City. It's gonna be great
to be back home again.

Does your family live there, too?

They would if I had a family.

It wasn't easy being
a little fox in a big city,

so I had to survive any way I could.

Cooking, chilling, gaffing.

Stop running.

Stop running.

Whoa. You're an orphan?

So am I.
Well, I mean, I was.

My goose dad adopted me.

And then later, my panda dad found me.

Goose dads? Panda dads.

Guess it takes all kinds,
right, mom?

Then, one day, a local took
me in, put a roof over my head,

gave me clothes to wear,
food to eat.

After that, I was never alone again.

- I guess we both got lucky.
- I guess.

Hey, tell me something.

- Back in the valley of geese.
- Peace.

What did that angry little squirrel mean

red panda,

when he said you
had to find your successor?

Now that I'm supposed
to become spiritual leader,

I have to find a worthy

successor to take over
as the dragon warrior.

Once you're on top, that's
where you want to stay, right?

No, it's just that, what do I know
about being a spiritual leader?

I can't even come up with one
of those cool sounding proverbs.

Life's greatest enemy is, uh.

I don't know, stairs?

Okay, everyone knows life's greatest
enemy is time.

I guess it's just easier to
hold on to the life you know

than move on to the one you don't.

Hey, that was pretty good.

Yeah. Maybe she should be the
spiritual leader of the Valley of geese.

Boo. Boo. That guy, he drinks like a fish.

Should he be driving?

We've come to pay tribute as you requested.

Looks a little light.

Go back out and get me more.

But chameleon.

Go. Before I toss you down another
flight of stairs.

At last, my destiny approaches.

I expand my room from
Juniper City to every city

and town and village
from here to the valley.

They will all know the name of

the chameleon.

Wake up,

Jim. I had a vision. I saw the chameleon.

She's gonna take over cities and
towns in the valley of peace.

A vision?

While you were asleep.

I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.

Not a dream. A vision

either I had a bad dumpling
before I went to sleep or

it's a Dragon warrior thing.

We gotta get to the
chameleon and take her down.

Well, then you're in luck.

Welcome to Juniper City.

Whoa.

This is the place where you can be
whatever you wanna be,

do whatever you wanna do

and steal whatever
you wanna steal.

If that's your thing.

Whoa. That came out of nowhere.

Whoa. Sorry.

Out of the way.

I've never
seen so much traffic before.

You don't have rush hours
in the valley of peace?

No one's ever in that much of a rush.

Come on.

Well, it sure is good to be home again.

The sights, the sounds,

the smells.

That's a wonton wonderland.

Yeah.

Focus.

This city is the most
amazing place I've ever seen.

I used to feel the same way

until the chameleon got her closet to it.

Tonight we take down the chameleon.

Oh, yeah? I'll show
you where this villainous

sorceress lurks as
she dominates the city.

Is she lurking in that villainous
tower?

Dominating the city?

How'd you know?

Eh, not my first time taking
down a villain.

Let's keep moving.

Hi Zhen, long time no see.
How are you doing, Zhen?

Wow, you're quite the local celeb.

Yeah, well, let's just say a
face like mine is hard to forget.

What? You're a wanted criminal?

You sound surprised.
Is it surprising?

I don't think this is surprising.

You never mentioned you were wanted.

Don't worry. The law has better things
to do than to look for me, you think?

Fox, we've been looking for you.

Must be slow work week.

I'll handle this.

Morning, officers. Dragon warrior here.

The fox and I are here on
official Dragon warrior biz.

Dragon warrior? What?

Dragon warrior?

Anyone? Nothing.

Perhaps you know me better as

the kung fu panda.

Wait, wait.

Come on.

Okay, so we tried it your
way, now we try it not.

Wait. What's your way?

Sorry.

You can't run away from the law.

You're a wanted criminal.

Yeah, well, it looks like I'm
not the only one.

City life really is fast paced.

We gotta get out of here
before they call for backup.

- That's a lot of bull.
- Run.

Let's go.
Let's go.

Very slow.

Sorry.

We're trapped.

It isn't much farther now.

You always say that.

It's always so much further.

- Oh, what is this place?
- Home sweet home.

Some of the best crooks and criminals

in all of juniper city live here.

Careful, these guys will
steal your pants right off ya.

You'll never know.

Uh oh. Now you kids
be careful of those fireworks.

So you're friends with all these people?

- They're practically family,
- Zhen.

Oh, is that really you?

Huh? My old mentor.

I always knew someday you'll
find your way home, back to the den.

And when you did,

I'd be sure to
give you a proper homecoming.

Family, huh?

More like distant cousins.

All right, how should we do this?

Quick and painless or slow and painful?

Slow and painful. Slow and
painful.

All right, you little scabs.

- Slow and painful it is.
- Yeaay.

You really don't want to do this.

And why is that?

Because if you so much
as lay one claw on me,

you're gonna have to
answer to the dragon warrior.

Warrior. Warrior.

Warrior. Warrior. Warrior

who?

Oh, man. Are my adventures
really that regional?

Introduce them, Poe.
To-your-fists.

Remember, Poe, there are other
ways to bring peace than by kicking butts.

Come on, really?
Now?

Yes, now.

Hold on. Shouldn't my inner
shiffus have differing opinions?

We are in total agreement
with our mutual disappointment.

And you.

Wait. He who resorts to violence now

will only find more violence later.

So what you're saying is,
if we don't hurt Zhen a little now,

we can hurt her a lot later.

What? No, that's not what I said.

Yes, and more violence later.
It's better than less violence now.

No, no, no. I think you're
misunderstanding the fundamental point.

More Violence... hooray
Violence makes my tummy tingle.

You know, that panda makes
a lot of good points. I like it. Violence.

No, no, no, wait. Come back.

I'll come up with better wisdom.

You have got to workshop those proverbs.

- The kung fu panda?
- Nope.

The son of Mister Ping and Lee.

Those are both very common names.

Mentored by Oogway.

Sorry.

Trained to my master, Shifu.

Oh, Master Shifu.

Aha. Yes, everyone's heard
of the legendary master Shifu.

But not you.

Did someone say legendary?

Bring it in.

Look, Han, I know we've had our
differences,

but we're really in a jam here,

and I was hoping you could help me out.

- Thank you.
- Don't drink that.

We just need some place to lie
low for a while until the heat cools off.

And why should I help you?

Because deep down,
beneath that iron scaled exterior

is a good hearted soul who still
thinks of me as one of the family.

Fine. But if you still here by nightfall,

I'm calling the balls myself.
Sleep tight.

So, tonight, we take down the chameleon.

After you get your pants back.

Not cool! You guys, come on.
Give them back.

Those are custom!

Yeah, this place doesn't
look very friendly.

I'm sure everything is fine.
This is a restaurant.

These are my people.

We speak the same language.

You wait here.

Salutations.
I'm so sorry to interrupt.

I know you're having a good time,

but I was wondering if a panda

happens to be passing by these parts.

There was a panda here.

- You know him?
- Know him?

Why?
I'm his dad.

You need to pay for what
your son did to my tavern.

My boy wouldn't have
done this for no reason.

Is it possible your broth was plain?

Try it.

No. No. The broth smells excellent.

You should not add a single thing.

Especially not me.

Hands off the goose.

The Panda's back.
He's back.

No. But you're about to wish he was.

Cause if you think he made
a mess of this place,

you have no idea what I'm capable of.

Everything he learned,
he learned from me.

Except one thing.
Mercy.

I don't know where he got that
because I don't believe in it.

Now, this can go one of two ways.

The easy way, in which
you tell me where he is,

or the hard way, in which
you tell me where he is.

But it's hard to understand what you're
saying because you have no teeth.

Mahjong. I eat mahjong tiles for breakfast.

Where's our son?

He took a boat to Juniper city.

Which way?

You know a wise goose...

- What?
- Time to go.

Okay, let's try this again.

Stir the pot, roll the wok,
serve the dish and square.

Hey, where's the golden dragon
that's supposed to shoot out?

Not gonna happen with a broom.

Yeah, still not bad, though.

Yeah, but stir later.

Roll higher.
And the word is skidooch.

"Skadoosh" isn't a word.

And "Skablam" is.

I gotta say, you're not like any
of the other masters I've met.

Yeah, no, there's not a lot of pandas.

No, you're like a
good guy.

Listen up.
The coast is clear.

Thieves hit the streets.

And you two, get out of my sight.

I know I promised that I'd lead you
right to the chameleon's front door.

But the back door seems
a little more practical.

I gotta say, Zhen,
you really are a fox of your word.

A chewed up peach pit.

One from Master Oogway's peach tree of
heavenly wisdom.

Man. It's a valley of peace thing.

It's supposed to remind me that every
pit holds the promise of a mighty tree.

Maybe it'll do the same for you.

Are you sure you want to do this?

As a wise spiritual leader
once said, how may one, kick butt?

If one doesn't seek a butt to kick.

You're a real piece of work,
you know that?

Thank you.

Wait. Was that a compliment on himself.

Yes.

Whoa

Have you seen our son?

- Sorry.
- Sorry.

- Sorry
- Nope.

Tell us you've seen
our son.

Wait, why are they leaving?

You said yes.

Hey, look.
Poe was here.

Amazingly.

But how can you tell?

We pandas have a gift for
seeing what others cannot.

Come on. There may
be more clues up ahead.

That was close.
Look out.

Po. Stand back.

Whoa.
They're coming.

Hurry.
Help me lift the cage.

It's no use.

We gotta brace it with something.

Here, use my staff.

All right, stand back.
Here I go.

Zhen, where are you
taking my staff?

I think you mean my staff.

You gave it to Zhen and
now Zhen has given it to me.

Given to gain, I believe, is how
it works.

You are right, Zhen.
He was an easy mark,

Zhen.

First rule of the streets, never
trust anyone.

I taught her that.

And you thought my apprentice
was your friend?

Apprentice?

She's the one that took you in?

Best thing that ever happened to her.

You should have seen the little
gutter snipe before I found her,

mangy and half starved,

hanging out with those rejects
from the den of thieves.

She had no fear.

Such potential.

So I took her in.

I made her
what she is today.

Stand up straight.

Yes, master.

So you went through
all of this

just to get me to give
you the staff of wisdom.

Why?

I, too, came from humble beginnings

and dreamed of becoming something more.

I wanted respect and power.

I wanted to be a master of kung fu.

Say what?

I was turned away from
every training hall I went to.

They would say I was too small, too lowly,

and that kung fu was not my destiny.

So I chose a different path.

Sorcery. I groom. I excelled.

And I got everything I had ever dreamed of.

Everything except kung fu.

Just because I can look like Tai Lung
doesn't mean I can fight like him.

You see, Po?

Kung fu may be performed by the body.

But its secrets are housed in the spirit.

And now that I have
access to the spirit realm,

you're gonna steal Tai lung's kung fu?

His and those of every master villain that
came before me.

And once I do, no one will dare
underestimate me again.

You forgot about
me.

Don't bother, Poe.

Those bars are enchanted
with some very old

and very powerful magic.

You'd need at least ten dragon
warriors to get through them.

Then I won't go through
them.

I'll go under them.

That's frustrating
for all sorts of reasons.

- Po!
- Zhen. My staff.

Hand it over.

I'm so sorry I lied to you.

I was just doing what I was told.

Apologize later. Right now
I have to stop the cameleon.

- Po
- Zhen,

No.

Well done, Zhen.

You never said you were gonna hurt him.

What's the second rule of the streets?

Someone always gets hurt

and makes sure it's never you.

I just wish there had been another way.

Third rule of the streets.

Third rule?

Some would say it's the most important.

No one is interested in your feelings.

Chop chop.
We have a spirit realm to plunder.

And smile. Nobody likes a grouch.

Honestly, Zhen, I don't know
where you pick up such bad habits.

Get off me.

Now. Save me.

Aye, son.

It's okay. We've got you, Po.

We've got you.

So you followed me?

It was his idea.

Ah, okay, okay.

It was both our ideas.

We only followed because we love.

No, you followed because you
didn't believe in me

and because we love.

Well, you're right.
I screwed up big time.

I trusted the wrong person.

I gave the staff of wisdom
right to the chameleon.

Po.
Po.

That was a very big time screw up.

If only I'd listened to master Shifu

and stayed in the valley of peace,

the chameleon wouldn't have my staff,

and none of this would be happening.

I was just so determined to keep
things the way they were.

Everyone is afraid of change, Po.

Even me.

There was a time not so
long ago when all

I wanted to be was the greatest
noodle chef in the valley.

So what happened?

I became the greatest noodle
chef in the valley,

It's true.

But I also became a father.

And nothing, nothing's ever been
the same since.

Change doesn't always have to be a bad
thing.

Why do you think I always changed the
menu at the restaurant?

Because if things stayed
the same forever, sooner or later,

they would lose their flavor.

He's right, Po.
Since I left my village,

I've become a bit of a
warrior. Strong. Free.

Move it. This way.

Hit those
pages up there.

Come on.

This looks bad.
- Really bad.

Move it.
Am I?

Don't tell me you were actually starting
to become friends with that panda.

What? No, it's. It's just...

when we want something, we must use.
Use whatever is at our disposal to get it.

That's all that Panda was,
something to use.

Is that why you took me in?

So I could help you get what you
wanted?

Zhen, I took you in because
you were clever and ruthless

and unsentimental.

Like me.

And the day you stop being
those things is the day when,

yes, you stop being useful to me.

So for both of us sakes, don't change.

Tonight, when the blood
moon rises to its highest point

in the night sky,

I will open the door to the spirit
realm

and all of its secrets will be mine.

Does a blood moon always rises slowly?

I seem to remember it rising faster.

No. Just me.

Hmm.

Ugh. It's just for dramatic effect.

Anyway, I think I'm just
gonna open the spirit realm now.

Big fan.

Who are you? And what
are you doing with that staff?

This was given to me
by an old friend of yours.

The puffy panda.
Po might be an idiot,

but he'd never willingly hand over
Oogway's staff to the likes of you.

Who said anything about willingly?

Apparently, I misjudged you, Lizard.

Now, Why have you brought me back?

I summoned you here
so that you could teach me

your most legendary kung fu rules.

I don't share my skills with anyone.

There wasn't a request.

Yes, I got it.

The Tai Lung nerve strike.

The power.
The precision.

What have you done to me?

All of your kung fu is now mine.

And the best part is.

I'm just getting warmed up.

Bring me General Kai.

Please, be reasonable.

I'm not going anywhere
until to I get my staff back.

No staff is worth your life.

As long as I'm still the Dragon warrior,

I won't let anyone else
get hurt because of me.

Po. You're alive.

Please. I made a mistake.

So did I, trusting you.

I'm sorry.

Did your master tell you to say that too?

She's not my master. I'm leaving
for good.

It's the truth.
I was wrong about everything.

What are you doing?

Stopping you.

- Get out of my way, Zhen,
- No.

Move. You want me to move? Move me?

First you betrayed me
and now you want to fight me?

Why are you doing this?

To stop you from
getting killed.

What do you care if I get killed or not?

Please, Po. Just let me do one thing right.

You're not the only one who's made
some bad choices lately.

You're really gonna go
through with this, aren't you?

Afraid so.

And there's nothing I
can do to talk you out of it?

I'm afraid not.

You can't beat her. You know,

you're probably right.

But I have to try.

Get as far away from this
place as you can.

Po!

We should never have let him come here.

We are such a terrible father.

At least you didn't lie and betray
him.

Well, that's true.
You're worse.

- I am a terrible friend.
- Friend?

That feels a little generous.

Let's just give up.
Surrender.

We can't let him go in there alone.

What can we do?

There's just three of us
against an army.

Then I guess we'll just have
to get an army of our own.

Hey, listen up, everybody.

Thank you. The Dragon warrior's in trouble.

Who?

You know, Po the panda.

No, no a different panda.

- I'm his father.
- I'm also his father.

Okay? That doesn't matter.

What matters is that my friend's in trouble
and he needs my help.

So I need yours.

Why should we help you?

Because, because it's
the right thing to do.

Stop laughing. Stop. Stop laughing.

I know you think it might be
too late for a bunch of cheats,

thieves and cutthroats like us
to change our ways.

But a good friend once told me,
it's never too late to do the right thing.

So what you're saying is,
the more right we do now,

the more wrong we can do later?

What?
No.

And with the chameleon out of the way,

we can finally do all the wrong we want.

I think you're missing
the fundamental point.

Violence.
Violence.

Are you guys ready to do the
right thing for the wrong reasons?

Now, you see, the mistake
this dragon warrior fella made

was underestimating his opponent.

I never would have walked
into such an obvious trap.

Hey.

Now you see, the mistake this
dragon warrior fellow made was.

Shut up,
Larry.

This place is crawling with
more guards than I've ever seen.

I'm never gonna get to Po in time.

You just get to Po. We'll take care of
the guards.

We will?
I mean, we will,

but how?

Just leave that to me.

General Kai,
Lord Shen.

Those are all my old nemeseses.

Nemese...
namasai.

The chameleon is pulling
spirits from the spirit realm

and draining us of all our moves.

And she's using your staff to do it.

I'm here to get it back.

I won't hold my breath.

Um, I'm sorry.
Do I know you?

Do you know me?
It's Scott,

the fire breathing crocodile.

Oh, right. Scott.

Master Shifu and I were just talking about
you,

Panda. Oogway made a mistake
choosing you as the dragon warrior.

I just didn't realize how big a mistake it
was until now.

Whoa. Tai lung.

I'm gonna get that staff
back, restore your kung fu

and return you all
back to the spirit realm.

You'll see.

All I see is a broken promise.

All right, you bunch of
cantankerous Komodos.

Now, this can go one of two ways.

The easy way, in which you
surrender willingly,

or the hard way,
where you surrender woundedly.

The choice is yours.

I was kidding.
I was kidding.

Is it too spicy?

No. It's got the perfect kick,

Ginseng. That's the secret
to my mulberry punch.

That panda was right.

More Violence later is better.

Yeah.

I believe you have something
that belongs to me.

Can't you even die right?

Can't you even kill wrong?

No. Wordplay didn't come together.

Now, about that staff.

Take it. I already have everything
I need from it anyway.

I think this was destiny?

A final face off between

familiar adversaries
alike in so many ways.

If only had a dumpling for every time a
villain told me how much we had in common.

It's true.

We've both risen to the highest of heights.

It's a shame only one of
us can come out on top.

It is a shame...
for you.

My combined powers of sorcery
and kung fu

make me unstoppable.

And once I dispense with you,

I'll expand my rule from Juniper city to

every other city and town and village, from
here to the valley of peace and beyond.

Yeah, I know.

But how did you know?

I saw it in a vision.
Cause I'm the dragon warrior.

For now, at least.

But I've realized that
it's probably time I made a change.

And so should you.

I'm the chameleon.
I do nothing but change.

Only on the outside.

Real change happens from within.

And if we're really as alike as you say,

then maybe we could
both let go of who we were

and become something
better than we already are.

What do you say?

I say.

Well, I saw that coming.

We're very proud of you.

You tried it
our way, now try it yours.

Kick her butt.

I'm way ahead of you.

Master Po - Touches of terror.
Master Po Smashes of Fury.

Master Po. Bull's horns of doom.

What? Recognize this move?

Is that how I sound?

I don't sound like that, do I?

You didn't earn those spells.
Its just stolen.

Give him a left.
A right, uppercut.

- Which one are you rooting for?
- I'm not sure.

This is all very confusing.

I'm stronger than every opponent

you've ever faced.

Because I am every
opponent you've ever face.

Whoa. I gotta workshop those
heroic entrances.

Nah, it was just right.

I knew I should let you to be rotten
in the gutter where you belong.

Better to rot in the gutter
than under your thumb.

Yeah.

Two against one.
Well, now, that doesn't seem fair.

I'll have to even the odds.

Master Cobra.
Master Osprey.

Master Scorpion.

That is awesome.

I mean, it's disturbing,
but it's awesome.

I thought we were friends.

Stand back.
I'm gonna kick my butt.

Come on, Po. Get out of there.

You have to do this.

I can't beat the chameleon.

A wise old tortoise once told me that you
never know what you can do until you do it.

The fate of the world hangs in the balance,

and you're here, give me
life advice from a tortoise.

Be the pit. Zhen.
Be the pit.

And what do you think you're doing?

Finishing what Po started.

Oh, please.
How many times do I have to tell you?

Don't slouch,

you ungrateful little person.

After all I've done for you.

You betrayed me for the panda.

Your's rules the streets.
Never trust anyone.

You can't defeat me.
I know all your moves.

Not this one. Roll,
stir, serve, and serve.

Second rules.
Someone always gets hurt.

Now that's a cool move,

Po. You could have gotten out of that
cage anytime you wanted, you faker.

It's not faking.
It's method.

Besides, how's a peach pit
ever supposed to become a tree

if you never give it the chance to grow?

And, hey, you stirred
faster and rolled higher.

But for the last time, the word is...

Skadoosh

Maybe, Oogway was right about you.

You aren't completely useless after all.

Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.

I think it's time you send us home, Panda

Zhen, do something.

Third rule.

No one's
interested in your feelings.

See you on the other side, dragon warrior.

We packed some food for your time in jail.

Let's hope it's not your
final meal.

Thanks, guys.

I was thinking, after I served
my time and I'm a free fox again,

maybe I'll open one of those
acupuncture places that are all the rage.

I think you're better suited for a
job with a little more room for growth.

Cape palace.

Out of all the candidates
you choose to train

as your worthy successor,

you chose the fox.

You know, when you know, you know.

Fine. Choose who you want.

The thief, the stick, the carrot.

I don't even know why
I bother.

I'm going to go meditate a lot.

Don't worry. He'll come around.

Probably.

Maybe.

- Hey, you okay?
- He's right.

What about me says I'm ready for this?

Well, as I learned from
working in my dad's kitchen,

sometimes the greatest dishes come
from the most unlikely ingredients.

Hey, that's not bad.

Okay. I see you, spiritual leader.

Yeah, I'm getting the hang
of this proverb thing.

One shouldn't do a deep squat
with a chopstick in one's pocket.

You know, maybe you
should just stick to kicking butt.

Money can't buy happiness,

but it sure can't buy a lot of dumplings.

Why does it always come back to dumplings
with you

when life gives you lemons, make pear
juice and blow everyone's minds.

We get it.

You can't have your
mooncake and eat it, too.

Although I guess you could have mooncake

and then order mango pudding on the side.

Can we just start the training now?

Inner peace.
Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Hey, master, Shifu. There's two of us.

You're doing great, Shifu.

We're not breathing
with your belly.

Are you tired?

You wanna want a cookie?

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Are you ready to begin your training?

Are you?

Yes. And I brought a little help.

Whoa.