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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,370 --> 00:00:56,500 The plane! The plane! 2 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:08,810 "The princess..." 3 00:01:13,450 --> 00:01:14,490 Bye-bye. 4 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:28,230 - Good morning, boss. - Good morning, Tattoo. 5 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:30,470 Ah, good morning, Julie. 6 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,410 Mm-hmm. Uh, you know the family 7 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:34,570 that arrived yesterday with the three little kids? 8 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,840 Oh, yes, yes. 9 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,780 Well, I volunteered to baby-sit 10 00:01:38,910 --> 00:01:40,790 while their parents went out for a little walk. 11 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:43,820 Oh, that was very considerate of you, Julie. 12 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,620 Well, the little walk was to the other side of the island, 13 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,590 and now they're trapped by a cloudburst, 14 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,520 and they can't get back till tomorrow. 15 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,560 Uh-oh. 16 00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:56,900 Mr. Roarke, I... I'm practically a nervous wreck. 17 00:01:57,030 --> 00:02:00,530 They... they put a frog in my bathtub, and then... 18 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,470 Then I... I found worms 19 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,840 in the sugar bowl. - 20 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:06,070 And who knows what they're up to right now! 21 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:08,040 Courage, my dear Julie. 22 00:02:08,510 --> 00:02:10,410 I'm sure Tattoo will assume your duties 23 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:12,880 while you struggle through your noble deed. 24 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:15,980 Thank you, Tattoo. 25 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,930 Smiles, everyone. Smiles. 26 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:10,970 Boss, who is that good-looking lady? 27 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,840 Miss Laurel Fandell, 28 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:15,540 who operates a gift shop in Torrington, Wyoming. 29 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:19,310 Her fantasy is to be something she has never been before... 30 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,380 a woman who is the center of all attention, 31 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,480 - revered, queen-like. - Take it from me, boss. 32 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,850 Most of the ladies want to be placed on a... 33 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,520 -Pedestal? -Pedestal. 34 00:03:30,990 --> 00:03:32,070 Well, you're right, Tattoo. 35 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,460 But in Miss Fandell's particular case, 36 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,500 I fear her wish fulfillment... 37 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:38,930 may conjure up certain... 38 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:43,240 dark powers that are beyond my control. 39 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:52,280 That, uh, rather shy young man is Mr. Herbert Snyder, 40 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,750 a computer systems engineer. 41 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,220 His fantasy is to spend the weekend... 42 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,020 in a harem. 43 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:02,920 Boss, let me go with him... in case he needs me. 44 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:06,330 All his life, Mr. Snyder has been insecure 45 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,730 about forming any sort of personal relationships, 46 00:04:08,860 --> 00:04:10,760 and he hopes that a harem experience 47 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:13,300 will give him the confidence he lacks. 48 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:17,000 Boss, you know lately, my... My confidence is slipping. 49 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:21,510 Don't be too envious of Mr. Snyder yet, my friend. 50 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:26,010 His fantasy may be far more unsettling than he imagines. 51 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,780 My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. 52 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,350 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 53 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:26,570 When does my fantasy start, Mr. Roarke? 54 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:28,410 Oh, I am prepared to grant it now. 55 00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:32,180 But first, uh, there are certain things you should know. 56 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,010 Please have a seat, won't you? 57 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:36,110 Sure. 58 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:39,890 Somewhere in your past, hundreds of years ago... 59 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,760 a member of your family was a queen. 60 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,720 Queen of the Druids. 61 00:05:46,030 --> 00:05:47,560 The Druids were an ancient people who 62 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:49,300 practiced the art of black magic. 63 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:52,560 Near here, there is an island where Stonehenge 64 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,100 has been resurrected... 65 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:57,870 and where they live as they did years ago, 66 00:05:58,170 --> 00:06:00,540 and where they still practice that art... 67 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,080 and where they wait for a queen to rule over them, 68 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,350 as your ancestor did. 69 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,520 I don't think you should go. 70 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:10,880 It sounds too dangerous. 71 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,350 I really want this fantasy. 72 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:19,490 Very well. This way, please. Tattoo? 73 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,220 There's still time to change your mind, you know. 74 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:28,970 Nope... I'm ready. 75 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,140 Good luck, Miss Fandell. 76 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:38,680 Your fantasy can be fulfilled 77 00:06:38,810 --> 00:06:40,810 only out of what you are. 78 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:43,880 It is possible to weave your future, 79 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:47,620 but only from the fibers of your own past... 80 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,420 and that of your ancestors. 81 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:54,160 That involves many... unknowns. 82 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,540 What happened? Is this me? 83 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:28,490 The crown. She wears the crown. 84 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:50,950 Do I look okay, Mr. Roarke? I mean... 85 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:53,550 what do you wear to a harem? 86 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:55,750 Who do you ask? 87 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:59,090 Oh, you look very dapper, indeed, Mr. Snyder, eh, Tattoo? 88 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:00,590 It's a bit formal. 89 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:03,900 Well, perhaps, but I am sure Mr. Snyder's fantasy 90 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,700 will help him to loosen up. 91 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:08,006 Now, if you'll get in the car, our driver will take you 92 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,510 to the north end of the island, where your fantasy will begin. 93 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:15,210 Tattoo, what are you doing? 94 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:18,880 My job, boss. He's too nervous to go alone. 95 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,720 No, no, it's... it's not nerves. 96 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,120 I'm having my first heart attack. 97 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,950 Actually, Mr. Snyder, I think you're going to be... 98 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,120 - just fine. - I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 99 00:08:32,790 --> 00:08:33,960 You're okay. 100 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:37,560 I'll be fine. - 101 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,930 Where did you come from? 102 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,300 Girls, look here. 103 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:12,000 God! -WOMAN 2: Look! 104 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,600 Isn't he cute? - 105 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:17,970 Well, hello. -ALL: Hi! 106 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:22,010 My name is... my name is Herbert... Snyder. 107 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:24,210 Herbert Snyder. 108 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,100 - Oh. - -My... my friends... 109 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:30,280 - my friends call me Herbie. - Herbie! 110 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,790 Well, you must be Mr. Snyder, huh? 111 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,660 - Yes. My friends call me Herbie. - Herbie. 112 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:42,830 Oh, Herbie. 113 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,100 Why, why, why are you so shy, hmm? 114 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:49,100 I... I... I just picked it up somewhere. 115 00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:51,770 Oh, well, now, 116 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,910 I'll just see if I can't put you at your ease, okay? 117 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:57,010 Okay. - 118 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:59,650 I'm called... Contessa... 119 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,810 and I understand that you want to be 120 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,450 in the harem, huh? 121 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,190 Well, are you quite certain that you won't be shocked... 122 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:11,936 by what you're going to encounter? 123 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,890 Oh, no, no, no. I, uh... 124 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,930 I've been around the block a couple of times. 125 00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,000 Oh! Of course. 126 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:21,800 But I think I should explain that, um, 127 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:26,740 the experience might prove to be... quite... exhausting. 128 00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,240 Well... 129 00:10:33,650 --> 00:10:36,620 Oh, come on, Herbie! It's on to the harem! 130 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,380 Bye! 131 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,120 Aren't they... aren't they coming with us? 132 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,090 No, no, love, the harem's not for us. 133 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,820 - It's for you. - Well, wait a minute. 134 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,030 - If they're not in the harem... - Mm-hmm. 135 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,700 And you're not in the harem, who's in the harem? 136 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,680 Welcome to the Contessa's harem, buddy. 137 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,390 You'd better start getting in shape. 138 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,400 Carnute. 139 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:25,730 Carnute. 140 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:28,930 Carnute, Carnute... 141 00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:30,400 Carnute... 142 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,270 Carnute, Carnute... 143 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:35,870 Carnute... 144 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,930 He has answered. 145 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,660 He has answered. 146 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,730 Etain! Etain! 147 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,070 Cybele, you know better than to interrupt. 148 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,810 I'm sorry. But she's here. The queen has come. 149 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:08,870 Look for yourself. 150 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,980 You see? She wears the crown. 151 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:29,900 - What is your name? - Laurel. Laurel Fandell. 152 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:34,330 Then it's true. Laurel, of course. And Fandell... 153 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,800 the corruption of the name Fand. 154 00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:39,500 Was Fand your father's family name? 155 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,140 Yes, it was. 156 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:42,590 That was the old Gaelic spelling. 157 00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:46,480 Tell me... have you a husband? 158 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:49,510 No. Why? 159 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:52,220 Because that is the final sign. 160 00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:54,290 You see, it is written that one day 161 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,420 the beautiful daughter of Fand shall appear 162 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:57,770 and restore your glories... 163 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,790 and she will be crowned your virgin queen. 164 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:05,330 Hear me... your high priestess. 165 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:07,530 Hear me, oh, children of the Druids. 166 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,500 Your long wait has finally come to an end. 167 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,870 Behold the daughter of Fand. 168 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:18,510 Behold Laurel, whose very home crowned ancient heroes. 169 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:20,350 Behold our queen. 170 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,180 Laurel! 171 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:23,780 Laurel! 172 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:28,220 Thank you, Mr. Roarke, wherever you are. 173 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:30,090 Laurel! 174 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,240 You'd better not let Alvar catch you. 175 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,250 He'll be very angry if you avoid your weight training. 176 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:57,350 A firing squad couldn't get me to pick this thing up. 177 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:02,190 Besides... this is all a terrible mistake. 178 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,190 I don't belong here... 179 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,990 at Motel Macho. 180 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,600 Who, by the way, is Aldo? 181 00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:13,530 Alvar. 182 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,600 The mean-looking one. 183 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,600 Ooh, yeah. 184 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:21,070 Come on. 185 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:27,310 -Oh... -Oh, sorry. 186 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,410 That's... that's all right. 187 00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,880 It was... it was nice. Friendly. 188 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:36,450 Uh... 189 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:38,566 what did you mean when you said that there'd, uh, 190 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,630 been a mistake, that you don't belong here? 191 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,070 Well, when I came to Fantasy Island, 192 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,230 I thought there'd be... 193 00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:46,430 you know... 194 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,000 - Oh, that there'd be girls? - Exactly. 195 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,740 I mean, Webster's Dictionary clearly defines a harem 196 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:56,470 as a household of... 197 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,640 of women. 198 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,380 Not men. 199 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,050 Oh. 200 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,220 I didn't know that. 201 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,160 -What's your name? -Herbert. 202 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:14,860 I'm Lisa. 203 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:16,490 Hello, Lisa. 204 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,660 It... it has a... 205 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,430 a classic ring. 206 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,140 Actually, we shouldn't be doing this at all. 207 00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,780 We haven't done anything yet. 208 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,980 Although I get the distinct feeling that 209 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,280 I have been tried, found guilty, and... and am now being held... 210 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,590 prisoner. I am. 211 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,690 Well, I guess you are, in a sense. 212 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:45,690 Well, I gotta get out of here. 213 00:15:46,930 --> 00:15:47,930 Will you help me? 214 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:51,000 Herbert, Alvar has guards posted everywhere. 215 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,060 You'd better get out of here, Lisa, 216 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,630 before you get into bad trouble. 217 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,370 Now hear me good, pal. 218 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:03,980 Lisa is off limits. A definite no-no. 219 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:06,580 - Understand? - No, I don't understand. 220 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:08,056 And why do you suppose I'd take 221 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,080 orders from you, anyway? 222 00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,920 'Cause I'll tear your head off 223 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,530 and play soccer with it if you don't. 224 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,590 Uh, that makes sense. 225 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,366 Besides which, that's the way 226 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,390 the Contessa wants it. 227 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,220 And I make sure she gets everything, 228 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,430 and I mean everything, she wants. 229 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,760 Now move it! 230 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,330 Time out. I mean, no fantasy. 231 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:29,630 Back to reality. This is... this is all a mistake. 232 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,240 I'm... I'm Herb Snyder, 233 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:34,540 and this is a... this is a... this is not right. 234 00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:36,340 I'm sure it's not your fault, you know. 235 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:37,610 Now listen, pal... 236 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,850 before I met the Contessa, my life was one long drag 237 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,710 of pumping iron and pumping gas. 238 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,020 Now I'm living in fat city... 239 00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,450 and I don't want anybody making waves. 240 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,420 Get the message? 241 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:52,560 Move it. 242 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,070 Yes? Come in. 243 00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:08,110 Come in. -HENLEY: Mr. Roarke. 244 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,010 Ah, Mr. Henley. How are you, sir? 245 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,710 I'm here to make a serious complaint. 246 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,280 Oh? 247 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,656 As you remember, I came here to do 248 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,120 a fantasy based on my favorite book, 249 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,420 The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 250 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,120 I remember quite clearly, Mr. Henley. 251 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,520 But, uh, didn't we deliver your fantasy? 252 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,760 Well, no. I mean, I found myself in medieval Paris, all right. 253 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,790 I did meet the lovely Esmeralda. 254 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,660 And I saw the hunchback up there, 255 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,360 swinging on the bell rope. 256 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,930 He was so high up there, 257 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:35,570 he looked small to me. 258 00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,100 But he was magnificent. 259 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,810 -Well? -His rope broke. 260 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,840 The rope broke? 261 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,016 The last time I saw him, he was falling to earth 262 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,950 like a brick, Mr. Roarke, yelling pathetically. 263 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:53,720 Now look, I either want a refund or I want to do a new fantasy. 264 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,220 Oh, certainly, Mr. Henley. 265 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,020 Certainly. If you'll just step outside, 266 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,690 my assistant, Julie, will make the necessary arrangements. 267 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,030 Is that satisfactory? 268 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,430 Yes. Maybe I could do my next favorite book, 269 00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,030 Les Misérables. 270 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,130 You can't fall out of a sewer. 271 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,640 Boss! Boss! 272 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,310 I'll never do the Hunchback of Notre Dame 273 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,340 fantasy again, ever! 274 00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:21,180 Not until you buy new ropes for all the bells. 275 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,850 I promise, Tattoo. 276 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:25,180 Look, boss. 277 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,190 I'm sorry I'm so dumb about all this. 278 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,630 I always thought the Druids were either 279 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,330 ancient sorcerers or modern kooks. 280 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,370 Well, we try to encourage that image, my queen, 281 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,240 ever since our ancestors were crushed by the Romans 282 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:45,940 and the Groves of Mona destroyed. 283 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,100 I remember reading something about that in Greek literature. 284 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,370 But what interests me is the name Fand. 285 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,580 I've never heard it before. 286 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,480 Of course you haven't, darling. 287 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:59,250 You see, Paul is new among us. This is his first solstice. 288 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,450 But it won't be his last. He, uh... 289 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,590 he shows great promise. 290 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,840 Well, I'll take that as a compliment. 291 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,890 But it still doesn't explain Fand. 292 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,360 My grandparents never would talk about why 293 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,560 they changed the spelling. 294 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,030 There's an old tale, my queen... 295 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:17,700 about a fabled king of Ulster... 296 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,770 who one day blundered into a fairy forest, 297 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,970 and there saw a most beautiful fairy woman 298 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,580 named Fand. 299 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,000 She mocked him and tempted him... 300 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,350 and he wanted her badly, but he couldn't possess her... 301 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:31,950 because, you see... 302 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,650 he was human, and she was a woodland sprite. 303 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,020 It drove him mad. 304 00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:40,290 And her punishment was... to be transformed 305 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,160 into a human... and to mother a cursed line. 306 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,700 To mother a cursed line? 307 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:49,670 Aha. I suspected something dark and dreadful, my queen, 308 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,240 in one so beautiful. 309 00:19:58,210 --> 00:20:00,850 There is another part of the fable which says... 310 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,520 that one day the daughter of Fand... 311 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,380 will rule as the queen of the Druids 312 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,750 and lift the curse. 313 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:10,960 In any case... 314 00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:16,330 A queen is not for a mere mortal like you. 315 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:20,730 I'm afraid I don't feel much like a queen yet. 316 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,500 What am I supposed to do? What's expected of me? 317 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:27,470 All that will be explained tomorrow at the coronation. 318 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:29,970 -The coronation? -Of course. 319 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:31,940 Now come with me. 320 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,260 But in the meantime, enjoy the adoration 321 00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:45,490 of your subjects. 322 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,130 Hail to the Queen! 323 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,700 Hail to the Queen! 324 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,600 Hail to Queen Laurel! 325 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,100 Laurel, Queen of the Druids! 326 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,270 Laurel, Queen of the Druids! 327 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:03,010 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 328 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,780 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 329 00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:09,010 There's no curse attached to a high priestess. 330 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,550 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 331 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,920 Only the promise of great pleasure. 332 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:22,490 Yes, I, uh, I can see. 333 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:25,930 Together you will stand with me as high priest. 334 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,930 And together we will give Queen Laurel 335 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,500 to Carnute as his bride. 336 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:35,140 Carnute is just a legend. A mythical creation. 337 00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:37,440 He's given us a sign, he will appear. 338 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,380 Say he does appear... 339 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,910 what happens to her? 340 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,620 She's human. 341 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,050 To be joined to Carnute, she must die. 342 00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:03,370 Here he is, Contessa. 343 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,370 Thank you, Alvar. That'll be all. 344 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,910 You may go, too, Rex. 345 00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:14,210 Hello again. 346 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:17,920 Oh, I see you've met. 347 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,840 Why didn't you tell me, Lisa? 348 00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:21,550 You're always so busy, Mother. 349 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,020 I didn't think you'd be interested. 350 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,090 Mother? - 351 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,530 Of course I'm interested. 352 00:22:28,730 --> 00:22:30,090 You'll have to forgive Lisa. 353 00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:35,230 Seems that she doesn't approve of me or my lifestyle. 354 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,870 Having a harem is... 355 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,070 Is decadent, immoral and immature. 356 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,340 Precisely what I had in mind. 357 00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:43,680 The only meaningful relationship 358 00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:46,510 is between one man and... and... one woman. 359 00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:49,510 -I totally agree. -Oh, really? 360 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:51,790 Then why did you come here in the first place? 361 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:54,050 -Oh, that was different. -Oh... 362 00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:55,826 Well, I certainly didn't expect to find a... 363 00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,520 That the harem was composed of men 364 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,180 and that the harem keeper was a woman? 365 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,960 Oh, Herbie... 366 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:04,200 Oh, I'm afraid that you are basically 367 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:06,000 just a male chauvinist. 368 00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:09,830 Any wealthy man... may keep acres 369 00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:11,600 of nubile young women at his disposal 370 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:14,610 without affecting his public image in the slightest. 371 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,470 I've heard it all before. 372 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,640 Catherine the Great and Elizabeth I 373 00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:20,680 had scores of lovers which didn't affect 374 00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:23,210 their capabilities to rule in the slightest. 375 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:26,020 I believe you like this young man, Lisa. 376 00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,790 Yes, I can feel a certain energy. 377 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,920 Why don't you take him? 378 00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:34,230 What a disgusting way to put it. 379 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:36,830 Look, Lisa is not the sort of person who 380 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,400 picks out a... a lover as if she were 381 00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:41,170 choosing a... a used car. 382 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,470 Well, if you don't want Herbie, Lisa... 383 00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:48,540 I do. 384 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:55,050 I'll expect you this evening, Herbie, 385 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,850 and uh... I know I won't be disappointed. 386 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,150 Come along, Lisa. Alvar! 387 00:24:00,490 --> 00:24:01,920 Mother, you are terrible. 388 00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:03,736 Terrible, that I am, dear. I'm terrible. 389 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,660 Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 390 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,690 Okay, now I'm mad. Put me down. 391 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:10,060 Would you put me down? 392 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:53,670 - My queen. - Oh, it's really not necessary. 393 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:56,040 But you are a queen. 394 00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:59,010 Oh, I'm really someone from Torrington, Wyoming 395 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:00,710 who's having a wonderful fantasy. 396 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,480 I see. 397 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,250 Believe me, to these people, 398 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,880 this is not a fantasy. 399 00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:09,250 It's very, very real. 400 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,260 Could we talk somewhere alone? 401 00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:15,390 Of course. 402 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:28,946 I don't know how to tell you this, 403 00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:30,110 but you're in real danger. 404 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,880 Danger? From what? 405 00:25:33,410 --> 00:25:35,226 Look, I'm not one of these people, not really. 406 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,050 This is just a research project for me. 407 00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:39,920 I... I'm really sorry, but I don't know 408 00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:41,620 what you're talking about. 409 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,296 Of course you don't. But you have to trust me. 410 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,560 I think I've heard this line somewhere before. 411 00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:49,190 Please! I'm not playing games. I'm trying to save your life. 412 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,500 Okay. 413 00:25:58,740 --> 00:25:59,740 This, uh... 414 00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:02,370 so-called coronation tomorrow, 415 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,140 Etain told me what it really is. 416 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,910 It's a sacrificial rite, and you're the fatted calf. 417 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,400 Are you trying to tell me these people are murderers? 418 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,620 I'm telling you they're true believers. 419 00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:15,620 There's no doubt in their mind 420 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,196 that some shaggy horror of a god is gonna 421 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:18,500 come out of the jungle tomorrow. 422 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,130 And they're gonna give you to him as his bride. 423 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,630 Do you believe this? 424 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,870 Look, I know how it sounds. 425 00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:30,300 But I'm talking about your pretty neck. 426 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,870 This god of theirs may be in their mind. I don't know. 427 00:26:34,770 --> 00:26:36,490 But they'll kill you for him just the same. 428 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:39,840 Now you've got to get out of here now. 429 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,910 I think not, Paul. 430 00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:48,520 To try to seduce our queen with wild lies 431 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,796 is a contemptible offense and shall be dealt with later. 432 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:51,890 Lock him up. 433 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,560 I'm sorry, my queen. 434 00:26:57,430 --> 00:26:59,900 But there are always those who betray the order. 435 00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:03,330 You see, he... he mistook ritual for reality... 436 00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:05,740 and would have stolen from you the most 437 00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:08,640 magnificent experience of any queen... her coronation. 438 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:11,680 And here's the real answer to your doubts, 439 00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:13,380 the veneration of your subjects. 440 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,650 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 441 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:26,220 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 442 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,790 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 443 00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,830 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 444 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,200 Yeah. 445 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,030 Going so soon? 446 00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:06,130 And it's just the shank of the evening. 447 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:09,370 Look, Contessa, I've already made a fool of myself. 448 00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:11,270 This is all a big mistake. 449 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,870 Anyway, I'm not much of a shank man. 450 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,770 Some people may find the rhythm old-fashioned, 451 00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:20,110 but I simply adore... I adore 452 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,750 the incessant, repetitive bolero. 453 00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:27,550 Oh, it's so erotic and stimulating! 454 00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:29,950 -Oh! Can you feel it? -No. 455 00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:34,330 It's, uh... actually, I feel a... a little warm. 456 00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:36,060 Warm? Oh. 457 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:38,860 Well, then perhaps we should just, uh, 458 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,306 - loosen this. - Oh, no, no, don't... 459 00:28:40,330 --> 00:28:41,446 - Oh, come on, oh... - don't do that. 460 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,470 No. Look, Contessa... 461 00:28:42,770 --> 00:28:45,170 I... I mean, you're a beautiful lady, 462 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:48,010 but I'm not interested, you know? 463 00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:59,550 Oh... Herbie... 464 00:28:59,950 --> 00:29:01,850 Oh, Herbie, for someone who's not interested, 465 00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:05,020 that was a very interesting kiss. 466 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,160 -Yeah, yeah. -Oh... 467 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:09,130 I find your honest shyness 468 00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:11,800 positively thrilling. 469 00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:13,000 -Oh, no. -Oh, yes. 470 00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:15,100 -Oh, yes. -Oh, no. No, no... 471 00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:17,270 -Yes, yes, yes. -no, I... no. 472 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,500 Ah! 473 00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:22,270 Oh! 474 00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:25,680 No man makes a fool of me in my own bedroom! 475 00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:26,940 Alvar! 476 00:29:27,450 --> 00:29:29,310 - Oh! No... - I warned you once before! 477 00:29:29,450 --> 00:29:31,080 This time you're gonna pay the price! 478 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:33,620 No, I... Alvar, it's not what it looks like. 479 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:36,720 You see, we were pulling back and forth, back and forth. 480 00:29:36,850 --> 00:29:39,020 One way we went, and... Alvar! 481 00:29:47,730 --> 00:29:49,406 Will there be anything else, my queen? 482 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:50,630 No, thank you, Cybele. 483 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,100 Then we'll be back in an hour... 484 00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,540 to dress you for the coronation. 485 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,040 Thank you. 486 00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:11,320 I see you find the weight of a queen's crown 487 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:13,120 to be light and pleasant, Miss Fandell. 488 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:15,630 - Mr. Roarke. - Is everything satisfactory? 489 00:30:16,130 --> 00:30:17,850 I don't know that's exactly the right word. 490 00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:19,460 -Oh? -There's something wrong. 491 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,300 - Wrong, Miss Fandell? - It's hard to explain. 492 00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:24,340 Maybe it's just this mood or attitude, but... 493 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,340 there is something wrong. 494 00:30:27,470 --> 00:30:29,246 There's this young man named Paul. 495 00:30:29,270 --> 00:30:30,410 Ah. 496 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:32,216 I'm afraid I've gotten him into some trouble. 497 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,986 Well, it should be simple for you to correct that. 498 00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:35,480 After all, you are the queen. 499 00:30:38,650 --> 00:30:39,980 You're right! 500 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:43,490 What is wrong with me? I keep forgetting that. 501 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,120 He's under some sort of house arrest. 502 00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:48,130 I'll just order them to let him go. 503 00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:52,360 A queen must test her power to truly savor it. 504 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,600 Is there some special reason you're here, Mr. Roarke? 505 00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:00,370 I was concerned, Miss Fandell, 506 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:03,370 that among those fibers of your past 507 00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:05,240 which are woven into your fantasy... 508 00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:08,410 a dark and evil one 509 00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:10,610 might have appeared to threaten you. 510 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,320 A dark and evil one? 511 00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:16,990 Then I wasn't just seeing things. 512 00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:22,460 Listen carefully, Miss Fandell. 513 00:31:23,190 --> 00:31:24,430 What was he doing? 514 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,000 The great god Pan down in the reeds by the river, 515 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:31,870 spreading ruin in an evil shower. 516 00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:36,740 Splashing and trampling with the hooves of a goat. 517 00:31:37,470 --> 00:31:40,140 Ravaging the golden lilies afloat, 518 00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:43,950 but fleeing the silver acorn's power. 519 00:31:45,950 --> 00:31:47,650 I don't think I understand. 520 00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:51,420 You will, Miss Fandell. 521 00:31:55,230 --> 00:31:57,060 This silver acorn... 522 00:31:59,230 --> 00:32:00,660 Is very, very old... 523 00:32:01,330 --> 00:32:03,000 but it is said to have certain powers 524 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,970 greatly feared by the forces of darkness. 525 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,310 Wear it, Miss Fandell. 526 00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:17,210 Wear it... at all times. 527 00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:21,250 If you have great need... I promise you, 528 00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:24,620 the silver acorn will not fail you. 529 00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:30,060 I promise, Mr. Roarke, I won't take it off. 530 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:33,100 Please. Please don't. 531 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,540 Mr. Roarke? Mr. Roarke? 532 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,296 Some of the other jocks around here 533 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,720 have been thinking about moving on. 534 00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:56,420 But they'll all fall in line 535 00:32:56,550 --> 00:32:58,150 when they see what I do to you later on. 536 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:00,120 Have a nice day, buddy boy. 537 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:14,200 Oh, Lisa! 538 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:17,170 Oh... I heard what you did to Mother. 539 00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:18,380 It's so funny. 540 00:33:18,910 --> 00:33:21,310 But it's also awful, because now Alvar is gonna 541 00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:23,150 make an example of you, and I... 542 00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:24,580 And you what? 543 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,520 Alvar used to be a professional fighter, 544 00:33:27,650 --> 00:33:29,330 and I just don't want to see you get hurt. 545 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,760 I've never been real big on pain myself. 546 00:33:33,060 --> 00:33:34,220 Is there another reason? 547 00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:38,130 What other reason could there possibly be? 548 00:33:39,730 --> 00:33:41,400 That's what I want to find out, but... 549 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:43,870 but not with Alvar breathing down our necks. 550 00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:45,576 We've gotta get out of here, come on. 551 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,900 No! The guards! 552 00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:48,770 We'll take our chances. 553 00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:50,770 Come on. 554 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:15,500 Hey! Hey! 555 00:34:21,570 --> 00:34:23,710 You are the symbol. You are the sign. 556 00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:26,580 You are the symbol. You are the sign. 557 00:34:27,010 --> 00:34:29,650 Be with us on thy special day, oh, Carnute. 558 00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:33,580 Be pleased with thy children, and restore our work. 559 00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:40,760 Oh, Carnute... you are the symbol, you are the sign. 560 00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:43,390 You are the symbol, you are the sign. 561 00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:47,130 - We need you now... - I want Paul released now. 562 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,200 I'm sorry, but he's not to come out 563 00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:50,770 by order of the High Priestess. 564 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:52,000 I'm the queen. 565 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,440 Look, I'm just doing what I'm told. 566 00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:55,910 You can go in if you wish. 567 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,110 This is quite an honor, Your Majesty. 568 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,280 Shh. 569 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,750 - What is it? - I just saw them praying. 570 00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:09,920 At least, I think they were praying. 571 00:35:10,390 --> 00:35:11,590 We've gotta get away. 572 00:35:12,090 --> 00:35:14,430 If what you said is true, and I'm to be sacrificed, 573 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,130 they can't let you live either. 574 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,830 Laurel, it's now or never. 575 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:21,860 Okay. 576 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,110 Guard, I'm ready to leave now. 577 00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:32,980 Oh! 578 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:57,730 Take him back. 579 00:36:11,650 --> 00:36:14,450 My queen, I am sorry for the disturbance. 580 00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:21,660 Cybele, prepare her. 581 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:25,900 Carnute. Carnute. 582 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:29,170 Carnute. Carnute. 583 00:36:29,870 --> 00:36:32,270 Carnute. Carnute. 584 00:36:33,070 --> 00:36:34,070 Carnute. 585 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:46,050 Lisa, does that... 586 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,850 does that bridge look familiar to you? 587 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:51,590 -Vaguely. -Yeah, it should. 588 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,790 It's the third time we passed it. 589 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:56,860 Oh, Herbert, I'm sorry. I thought I knew this place. 590 00:36:56,990 --> 00:36:59,730 Don't be upset. If we're going in circles, 591 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:01,870 Alvar's dummies are, too. 592 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,470 Let's sit down. 593 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,740 I think you look tired. 594 00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:14,240 You don't like that place much. 595 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,680 Why do you stay? 596 00:37:18,350 --> 00:37:20,350 You know the Contessa is my mother... 597 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:24,560 and it's not something I'm exactly proud to admit... 598 00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:26,290 Lisa, you don't have to be ashamed. 599 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,990 I mean, just because your mother is into... 600 00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:34,150 I mean, that doesn't mean that... 601 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,330 That you have the same... 602 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:39,700 Does it? 603 00:37:41,870 --> 00:37:44,270 Actually, it is just the opposite. 604 00:37:45,510 --> 00:37:48,450 Mother has me watched day and night. 605 00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:53,680 I've never really known a man before. 606 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,790 We have a lot in common. 607 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,490 I learn about things from... from books. 608 00:38:01,690 --> 00:38:02,990 There are no books about women. 609 00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:07,730 And I love ladies. I mean, their beauty, 610 00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:10,600 their mystery... they astound me. 611 00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:15,010 But... when I get close, I... 612 00:38:17,870 --> 00:38:20,010 I came here to Fantasy Island to... 613 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,380 to experience... learn... 614 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,340 to prove to myself that... 615 00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:28,380 Herbert... 616 00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:31,360 you don't have anything to prove. 617 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,930 You know how I know? 618 00:38:37,290 --> 00:38:38,630 Because I'm a woman. 619 00:38:45,670 --> 00:38:46,900 Over here! 620 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,340 Oh! 621 00:38:48,470 --> 00:38:49,770 Alvar! 622 00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:57,380 Oh! Oh! 623 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,090 We... are in trouble. 624 00:39:07,690 --> 00:39:09,460 My queen, I have a necklace 625 00:39:09,590 --> 00:39:11,560 of real acorns for you to wear. 626 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,630 If you have great need, I promise you, 627 00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:20,940 the silver acorn will not fail you. 628 00:39:22,070 --> 00:39:24,740 - No. I'll wear this one. - Yes, my queen. 629 00:39:28,210 --> 00:39:29,910 It is nearly high 12:00. 630 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,480 I'm ready. 631 00:39:57,340 --> 00:39:58,880 I hope Alvar won't be hard on him. 632 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,550 I found this paperweight on Mother's desk. 633 00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:14,490 Alvar, do you really think this is necessary? 634 00:40:17,990 --> 00:40:18,990 This is my show. 635 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:20,700 I'd like to handle it. 636 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,110 Any time you're ready. 637 00:40:30,110 --> 00:40:31,170 How about right now? 638 00:40:41,950 --> 00:40:43,890 Come on now, let's go. 639 00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:45,566 Come on, that's it. Ooh, that was good. 640 00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,990 Come on, come on. 641 00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,090 Come on, that's it. 642 00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:52,530 It's hopeless. 643 00:40:52,630 --> 00:40:55,000 Whoa! 644 00:40:56,870 --> 00:40:57,900 -Ooh! -That's it. 645 00:40:58,030 --> 00:40:59,440 A little closer. Oh! Watch out. 646 00:40:59,570 --> 00:41:01,740 Watch it now. 647 00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:02,870 Ooh! 648 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:10,010 Hey, wait. Wanna hit me? 649 00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:13,250 Come on, put one right here. Come on. 650 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:15,190 Put one right here. That's it. 651 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,820 Come on. Hit me right here. That's it. 652 00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:26,430 -Ugh... -Oh! Alvar! 653 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,300 -Alvar! Alvar! -Hey! 654 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:32,240 Come on! 655 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,310 There are boats in the cove 656 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,720 on the other side of the island! 657 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,150 -Okay. -Hey, go, get 'em! 658 00:41:50,590 --> 00:41:51,760 Oh! 659 00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:53,820 Are you all right? 660 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,530 -Go on without me. -No, no. 661 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:59,230 We're leaving here together. Come on. 662 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:05,200 Look! Mr. Roarke must have sent it. 663 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:06,370 -Who? -Never mind. 664 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,500 Just get in the car. 665 00:42:09,170 --> 00:42:10,446 Take us to the cove, would you please? 666 00:42:10,470 --> 00:42:11,470 Hurry! 667 00:42:25,090 --> 00:42:28,960 Carnute. Carnute. 668 00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:31,600 Carnute. 669 00:42:32,530 --> 00:42:34,200 Carnute. 670 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,830 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 671 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,330 Laurel, Queen of the Druids. 672 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,970 Laurel, bride to Carnute. 673 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,770 Laurel, bride to Carnute. 674 00:43:21,510 --> 00:43:22,850 Oh, great Carnute... 675 00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:25,020 the years of waiting are over. 676 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:28,180 Your children and your bride bid you welcome. 677 00:43:29,550 --> 00:43:30,550 Carnute. 678 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,520 Carnute. 679 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,790 Carnute! 680 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:40,860 Carnute! 681 00:43:47,470 --> 00:43:48,470 Carnute! 682 00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:09,530 If you have great need, 683 00:44:09,890 --> 00:44:12,060 the silver acorn will not fail you. 684 00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:27,310 The silver acorn! Where did you get it? 685 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,080 Throw it away... No! 686 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:30,810 No... 687 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:20,830 Paul! Paul! 688 00:45:24,270 --> 00:45:25,270 Paul! 689 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,010 It's over, Miss Fandell. 690 00:45:32,110 --> 00:45:33,480 Your fantasy has ended. 691 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:55,170 Your Majesty. 692 00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:56,930 I guess I deserve that, Mr. Roarke. 693 00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,540 Oh, but I'm not mocking you, Miss Fandell. No. 694 00:46:01,540 --> 00:46:03,810 When you were faced with the ultimate challenge, 695 00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:05,880 you were most regal indeed. 696 00:46:06,710 --> 00:46:08,510 Thank you. 697 00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:12,650 Did it all really happen? 698 00:46:13,050 --> 00:46:15,850 Who is to say what is truly real 699 00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:18,460 and what is fantasy, Miss Fandell? 700 00:46:18,890 --> 00:46:19,890 However... 701 00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:23,190 some things are very real indeed. 702 00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:26,030 Paul! -Laurel. 703 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,530 Oh, Paul! Oh! 704 00:46:30,430 --> 00:46:32,740 Paul is a researcher at a university. 705 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,870 He studied the Druids. 706 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,010 I have a new research program. 707 00:46:37,410 --> 00:46:39,510 -How to woo a queen. -Oh... 708 00:46:41,410 --> 00:46:43,950 I made you this present, mistletoe. 709 00:46:44,450 --> 00:46:48,180 - Oh, thank you. Thank you both. - Are you gonna wear it? 710 00:46:48,490 --> 00:46:51,150 Uh, no way. I'm gonna find me a nice house, 711 00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:53,330 and I'm gonna hang some of this over every doorway. 712 00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:54,836 - Thank you. - Thank you, Mr. Roarke. 713 00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:55,966 - Goodbye, Miss Fandell. - Goodbye. 714 00:46:55,990 --> 00:46:56,830 -Goodbye, sir. -Goodbye. 715 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,960 -Tattoo. -Goodbye. 716 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,380 Mr. Roarke, uh, 717 00:47:17,510 --> 00:47:19,420 I want to thank you for a wonderful fantasy. 718 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,820 More importantly, for a wonderful wife. 719 00:47:23,290 --> 00:47:25,220 The wedding you arranged was lovely. 720 00:47:25,590 --> 00:47:26,590 It was my pleasure. 721 00:47:27,090 --> 00:47:28,090 My best wishes. 722 00:47:28,530 --> 00:47:29,836 Thank you both. 723 00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:30,860 -Goodbye, sir. -Goodbye. 724 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:42,670 Boss, I bet the Contessa is plenty mad. 725 00:47:43,210 --> 00:47:44,870 Why not ask her yourself? 726 00:47:46,140 --> 00:47:48,240 Ah, I'm not angry, Tattoo. 727 00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:51,010 No. I'm grateful. 728 00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:53,220 I may not be the greatest mother in the world, 729 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,790 but... I love my daughter. 730 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,960 Indeed. You see, Tattoo, the Contessa also had a fantasy. 731 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,590 To have her daughter meet someone who would love her 732 00:48:02,730 --> 00:48:04,630 for herself, not her money. 733 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,430 Yes, and... 734 00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:10,100 now that that's settled, 735 00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:11,900 I just might give up my harem... 736 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,070 to spend one evening alone with you. 737 00:48:18,370 --> 00:48:20,280 Perhaps some other time, Contessa. 738 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,650 Some other time. 52151

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