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- What just-- Are you--

Maddie!

- Don't worry, it's just a little brain freeze.

- Oh, hi.

You're...

Mia, right?

- Yep, that's me.

- You're the new lifeguard?

- I'm a lot more than that.

Three, two...

- Hi, you're Mia...

right?

- Bingo.

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: * I cast a spell

* It takes a hold of you

* I see my dreams

* And they're all coming true *

* Come on

* Let's go *

* You and me together

* Look up ahead

* There's a magical adventure *

* Every witch way

* Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

* I'm trying every witch way *

* Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

* I'm going every witch way *

* Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

- Reporting from The Beachside Seven--

Preparations are in full swing

for the never-ending summer party,

organized single-handedly

by yours truly.

- Ooh, mirror balloons! Cool!

- Katie, you've got to hold on to the balloons.

- Ooh, mirror balloons! Cool!

- Diego, uh, what did you do to Katie?

- Nothing. - Are you sure?

- Her hair's, like...

frozen or something.

- Ooh, mirror balloons! Cool!

- Well, I didn't do it.

Maybe it's a hip, new hair thing.

- [gasps] There's a hip, new hair thing

that I don't know about?

- Try "Coldilocks."

It's a fairy tale.

- Hang on.

There's something very wrong here.

How could you go to the salon without me?

- So word is Daniel's got something special planned

for you tonight.

- Maybe.

- Spill.

- I don't know what it is.

But it's so cute the way he always wants to surprise me.

- Ugh, want some crackers with that cheese?

- Make as much fun as you want.

I'll still think it's totes adorbs.

- Oh, my gosh, did he think it was totes adorbs

when you told him about spending the day with Jax?

DIEGO: Gigi!

Could you stop blogging for one second?

- Stop blogging?

That's like asking me to stop breathing.

I can't believe my own brother would say that to me.

- Okay, I'm sorry, but you're supposed to be

in charge of this party,

and yet I did all the organizing--

the supplies ordering--

- I ordered supplies.

- Yeah, like what?

- Like...

that.

The Misinformation logo ice sculpture is here.

- The what? - Wait, Diego!

- Come on, girls, let's get going.

- But we just got here.

- We've been here for hours.

- Yeah. I was in the pool for so long,

my fingers turned into prunes.

- Maddie, wait. Are you leaving?

- Yeah.

- But we just got here.

- The party isn't starting for five hours.

- [gasps] Five hours?

We'll never be ready in time.

We have to hurry.

- All right, so pick you up at 4:00?

- Uh, that's okay.

[chuckles] I'll just meet you back here.

- Oh... [chuckles]

That's right.

You like to be fashionably late.

I guess I could sneak away and just pick you up later.

- No! I mean...

You still have so much work to do here.

- Are you trying to keep me away because of your mom?

- Pshh! Ha ha ha! No.

Sort of.

- Ow. Oh.

- Yeah.

- I don't get it.

Just because I'm a Kanay?

- No, because our plan backfired,

and you soaked her in Papaya de la Playa.

- Oh, that.

- Don't worry about her.

I like you, and that's what counts.

Now, I'll see you at the party.

Come on, girls, let's go.

- But we just got here.

- What is the matter with you?

MIA: Ready?

- Ready for what?

- Ready to arm wrestle.

Bet ya I could take you down.

- Yeah, right.

- Come on, it'll be fun.

Or are you insecure about your chicken arms?

- I do not have chicken arms.

It's just-- we got to pay attention.

- [squawking like chicken] - All right, it's on!

- Jacob, you're too far from shore!

- You're too far out!

Swim closer to shore!

I'm talking to you, Jacob!

- See, I told you!

- Back to business.

- Maybe some other time.

We shouldn't mess around while we're on duty.

- Are you always this responsible?

- No...

Yeah.

Speaking of which...

- Take your seats for your final exam.

Quickly!

The tests are tailored to each one of you.

So, please don't bother copying.

I have all your powers here.

When you're finished with the test,

place it on the desk,

and then take your powers back.

And then meet me at Council headquarters.

You have exactly 60 minutes,

and in that time,

this tray and any remaining powers on it

will disappear.

[chuckles]

And remember,

if you do not finish your tests,

you will lose your powers...

forever.

[laughing]

No pressure! Good luck!

[laughing]

- You've been working on that fruit platter for an hour.

- Yeah, I know, but totally worth it.

Look, check it out.

- Wow, awesome!

Have you been crafting in your free time?

- What, no? This isn't crafting.

This is...

culinary construction.

- Mm-hmm.

- This looks great, guys.

Hey--

Ow!

Did you make this?

- No, uh, Emma did.

- Mm-hmm. - Come on, let's go get ready.

- And... 90 seconds.

Go!

- Wait, I feel like...

we're being watched.

Oh, um, hey, guys.

We're just helping cousin Diego set up for the party.

- Yeah, setting up for a prank.

- Oh, I don't like this.

What if they put the video online

and the fuzz sees it, or they copy it?

Or worse... Mom.

I've got it under control.

Time to activate the anti-spy countermeasures.

[all screaming]

- What is this stuff?

It's sticky!

- It's sweet! - It's honey.

[bees buzzing] - Bees!

[all screaming]

- Oh, it's an honor to be your brother.

- That fake beehive is one of the best investments

we have ever made.

- All the scariness of a real one

with none of the hard maintenance.

- It's done.

I suspect Mr. Novoa will be bidding farewell

to his powers shortly.

- It's about time.

I've always knew that "Novoa" was "no good."

[both laughing] See what I did there?

I used the "No" from his name, and I put it in--

Yeah, I got it.

I think you're wrong.

He just needs a little time to grow up.

- I never tried to destroy the Realm as Mr. Novoa has.

- But that test you gave him was impossible.

- [laughing]

That test is irrelevant.

All he has to do

is try not to steal his powers.

- Ha! What could be easier?

- Uh, it doesn't sound so easy to me.

It sounds like you set him up to fail.

- [sighs]

Still not done?

- Uh, you know, just a-- just a couple more left.

- Yeah, better hurry. You heard Agamemnon.

That clock hits zero, and you can say good-bye to your powers.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Adiós.

- [robotic voice] Ten...

[alarm blaring] Nine, eight...

seven, six...

five, four...

- [grunts, gasps]

[dramatic music]

*

Hey, it's me.

I...

made a huge mistake.

I need your help.

- And, finally, shift's over.

- What time is it?

- 2:00 p.m. on the nose.

- No, it's time for the arm-wrestling match.

- Uh, maybe later.

I have to get home and shower and change for the party.

- What's the rush?

Unless you take four-hour showers.

- Hey, It's hard to get all this sand off every day.

Plus, my hair needs extra-special attention

after I swim in salt water.

Got ya.

That's for saying I have chicken arms.

- So what's the rush, then?

- I'm performing tonight.

Singing a song I wrote for Emma.

- Gro... Great!

- I just hope I don't make a complete fool out of myself.

I'm sure you're gonna totally rock it.

Good luck.

- See you at the party.

- Yeah, see you later.

[upbeat music]

- Man, that's the longest test I've ever seen,

including your dad's

"identify every shape ever invented"

geometry final.

- That test was so easy.

- [fake sneezing] A t-teacher's pet!

[coughing]

- I just need you to help me pass,

and then I'll get my powers back so that I can graduate,

and then I'll get them back permanently.

- This is...

gibberish.

- Yeah, this test is crazy.

I mean, what was Agamemnon thinki--

- What?

- Oh, this is just like level 99

of Battlestar Omegatron 5.

Okay, look, you can either solve an impossible riddle,

or you take the bypass wormhole instead.

- And what happens if you take the wormhole?

- Oh, you get lost in space forever.

- Wait, so you're saying--

- The real test was to see if Jax would cheat

to steal his powers back.

- Oh, no!

- Oh, yes! Nailed it!

Man, I am good.

Future guardian in the making.

Dude, I could just--

Um...

I mean, um...

we nailed it.

We--we did it. Yay.

- I-I just panicked.

This other witch was all like auf Wiedersehen, peace out.

And my powers were just sitting there,

and then the countdown started, and I just...

[sighs]

I screwed up.

What do I do now?

- Go to Agamemnon and tell him the truth.

I'm sure he'll understand.

- Ha!

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?

- Andi's right.

I can't go to Agamemnon.

Can you send them there before he notices?

- Don't you think he already noticed?

- Emma, please. This is my last chance.

- Okay.

I'll try.

[girls sigh]

Wait, won't it just end up in the...

Pool?

[Jax gasping]

Has anyone seen my powers?

- Andi, help us.

But I just got out!

[groans]

- I got them.

[gasping] I got them.

I got them.

Now, please, try again.

- Okay.

It worked. I-I did it. I--

ANDI: Incoming!

[quirky music]

*

I got them.

- I can't believe it.

Those H2 dopes are always a step ahead of us.

- I know, and they're definitely planning a prank for the party.

- It should be us.

- Don't worry, we'll still get blamed for it.

- Well, I refuse to sit here and be blamed for a prank

that we didn't even do.

- You're right!

- Nobody messes with the T3.

- I can't believe this.

And I did it all to myself.

- Uh...

I'm gonna go get some towels.

- How are you going to tell your dad?

- I won't have to.

He's plugged into everything that happens in the Realm.

He'll have my head on a platter

with an apple in my mouth.

That's not even the worst part.

I'd changed.

Emma, I-I really had.

And...

I worked so hard on becoming a better person.

- And the Council should see that.

I definitely do.

- Thanks, but I blew it.

I might as well just open this bottle

and enjoy my powers before they take them.

- Don't.

You still haven't used them, so it's not too late.

- I think it is.

- Go to the Council and explain.

I have to go home.

See you later at the party?

- I don't think I'm in a partying mood.

[somber music]

*

[sighs]

Now you open.

[fantastical music]

*

[sighs]

- Go home, Mr. Novoa.

We shall have our decision shortly.

Hmm.

- [sighs] No.

All wrong.

- Oh. Oh, pretty!

- Mm, not never-ending summery enough.

- Pretty!

- We've got to get going.

There's only one thing to do.

Okay, your turn.

- Ooh, thanks, Maddie!

It's so pretty.

- Katie, your turn.

- You look like Maddie's closet came to life.

Awesome!

- That's what you're going to wear to the party?

- Yeah, you like it?

- It's... - Amazing!

Katie's expressing her artistic self

through fashion.

- Okay, it that's what you want to wear.

[clears throat] Let's go.

- Wait, where are we going?

- To the never-ending summer party.

[scoffs] Remember?

- Oh, I know exactly what I'm going to wear.

[squeals]

- Are you done getting ready?

- Uh, yeah.

I mean, have you seen me?

I even showered and brushed my teeth.

- Oh. Then you are ready.

Poor Jax.

- Yeah.

I mean, normally I wouldn't agree with you,

but, man, I mean, that final-exam trick was way harsh.

- It was really nice of you to help Jax out today.

I know you're not his biggest fan.

- Yeah, well, you know,

I figured I'd just help you help him,

'cause after all, that's what best friends

and best guardians are for, right?

- Aw, Andi, that's really--

- Don't say it. Don't say it.

- Sweet.

WOMAN: * Oh-oh, la la la-la

* Oh-oh, la la la-la

* Oh-oh, la la la-la *

* Oh-oh-oh

* You make me go

* Oh-oh, la la la-la

* Oh-oh, la la la-la *

* Oh-oh, la la la-la...

- Well?

- Everything is H2 ready to go.

- Good.

- This...

is gonna be so epic.

- You're gonna be great, man.

- Thanks.

Have you seen Emma?

- No, not since earlier today.

Are you nervous to perform, bro?

Don't be shy.

If you got gas, just let it out, man.

- No. Ew, no. I--

I'm worried she's not gonna make it on time.

- Why? Where is she?

- Saving Jax from something.

- Ah, the jealousy monster.

- I'm not jealous.

- Oh. Oh, then, seriously, dude,

just let it out.

- Oh, hi. You're Mia, right?

- Whoa, what are you wearing?

Or should I say, what are you not wearing?

- Oh, hi. You're Mia, right?

- This is really annoying.

- What?

Where am I?

What am I wearing?

[screaming]

- I just hope she likes my performance.

It hasn't been the easiest year for us, you know, and...

after everything that happened with Jax in the last year,

I'm just happy we're finally in a good place.

- Yeah, I know what you mean, man.

Me and Maddie, we had some intense

smoothie disagreements this summer,

but, you know, we made it through.

It gets better.

- Uh, be right back.

- All right.

Good luck, man.

- Hey, you made it.

- I wouldn't miss it for the world.

- Yeah, I made it, too. Thanks.

- Hey, Andi. Uh, great job crafting these dolphins,

by the way.

- It wasn't me. - Mm-hmm.

So I seem to remember

when we used to be, uh, pretty good at this.

Think you still got it? - Uh, bring it on.

- Uh, you missed.

- Jax, you--

you graduated?

- Yeah, I graduated.

- Congratulations!

- I'm a full wizard now.

- Agamemnon said it took guts to walk into the Council

and show that I wanted to change.

- The locker doors opened?

- Yeah, can you believe that?

- That's insane. I--

- Don't mind me, just helping with the cleanup.

- Uh, okay, thank you.

[cup clatters]

- He won't get away from you this time.

Daniel!

Hi.

- Hi.

- Are you mad at me?

- No.

- Come on, sweetie, what's wrong?

- "Sweetie"?

- Uh, just trying it out.

Look...

I don't want to fight.

If it's Jax, don't be mad.

He means nothing to me.

- Really?

- Yeah. You mean everything.

[ominous music]

*

- Mia?

Where's Emma?

*

[upbeat pop music]

*