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- I can'’t believe I'’m finally going into the Witches Council.

Is it guarded by griffins,

with a 10-story-high fountain in the lobby?

- No.

It kind of just looks like a regular old office.

It'’s got an elevator with invisible walls, though.

- I knew it.

I love those.

No!

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell

♪ It takes a hold of you

♪ I see my dreams

♪ And they'’re all coming true ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Let'’s go ♪

♪ You and me together

♪ Look up ahead

♪ There'’s a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ Every witch way

[ominous music]

♪

[doorbell rings]

- Hey, Andi.

Come on in.

♪

- [grunting]

Come on. Come on!

I think I got it. I think I--

[grunts]

I don'’t got it.

I need something stronger.

- I'’ve been practicing,

and I think we can finally make it

out of the bombed-out train station

before the zombie horde eats our brains.

- Oh, uh, great.

- Aren'’t you going to lead us through the intro map?

- Uh, no, that'’s okay. You can do it.

- Are you kidding?

Last time I tried, you gave me an atomic wedgie.

- I gave you a wedgie?

Never mind.

Look, I'’m just feeling very generous today.

Go ahead.

- Here we go.

[video game beeping, whirring]

Watch out for the guy in the purple.

He'’s fast for a zombie.

- Oh, I-I got him.

Whoa, watch out for the guy in the back.

Get him, the one in the plaid shirt.

Phillip?

- Great. You know his name.

Now get him.

- Is this some kind of weird test...

to see if I'’ll zap your boyfriend?

- What, my...

Yeah.

Yeah, it is. You passed.

You'’re too much of a good friend to zap my...

video game zombie boyfriend, Phillip.

- I'’m glad you made up with Em after she sent him

back into the game.

She didn'’t have a choice.

You know...

- Yeah.

Well, you know what I always say--

"forgive and forget."

- Yeah, right.

What did you do with the real Andi?

- She'’s with...

Ha! Good one.

- I guess, I mean,

if anything'’s going to bring people back together,

it'’s an evil Emma clone

or a possessed council member...

or Jax trying to destroy the Realm

and take over the human world.

- Exactly.

- Okay, committee.

We need to get serious about organizing

the never-ending summer party.

Now, as you can see, I'’ve already come up--

- Um, that'’s not what we'’re doing.

- Um, yes it is. - No, it'’s not.

- Gigi, what do you think you'’re doing?

Since when are you in charge? - Exactly.

- Since I told Mom and Dad how you'’ve been using the waitstaff

as Maddie'’s personal slaves.

- You didn'’t. - Not yet.

But I will unless I get to be party boss.

- Wow. She'’s almost as good at blackmail as you are.

- Mm-hmm. Now, first order of business--

decor.

- Ooh, ooh!

How about a lizard theme?

- That might be a little too, uh, drab--

all those olive greens and dull browns.

- What about fluorescent chameleons

and psychedelic geckos?

- Gigi, can you please move somewhere else?

I'’m trying to work here.

- [sighs]

Come on, girls, let'’s go inside.

- Aren'’t you coming?

- No.

I'’m going to...

get a mani/pedi.

- I want to! - Great.

Proxy'’s doing them.

- Later. - What?

- Relax, Proxy.

I just said that to get ready of Katie.

Now, do you want to hear about what I found out

about Kanays and witches?

- Sure. - They hate each other!

- Yeah, I knew that.

Anything helpful?

- Yes.

I have a plan.

Since you are the last one,

it'’s up to you to fix things with us.

- What? - Yes.

You, Proxy,

are going to impress the heck out of my mom!

- Please work.

Please work. Please work.

Yes, it worked!

- [shouts]

- Emma.

You'’re out.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'’m fine.

- Yeah, I'’m fine, too. Thanks.

- Jax, what are you doing here?

- And what'’s with the bicycle pump?

- I was trying to stop you from bringing Andi to the Realm.

And I had to find something to pry open the entrance.

- So you went with a pump? - Yeah.

And it worked.

- What? No, it didn'’t. We got kicked out.

- You got kicked out?

That'’s really bad.

- Aw, gee, we didn'’t realize that.

Thanks for pointing it out.

- Come on, let'’s get out of here.

- No.

We'’re trying again.

I guess we'’re going to need that pump after all.

DANIEL: Uh, T3?

- Oh, oh, they'’re the T3.

I mean, there they are.

T3.

Looking sharp. - What is all this stuff?

- Latest shipment from Grams.

- I hope this one is what I think it is.

- Yes!

The muscle magnet!

- How did Grams get this? - Hurry.

When this charges, we'’ll see what it can do.

- Come on, guys.

We got some more stuff to bring in.

- Whoa, whoa, there'’s more?

- Yep, rocket fuel!

- Hey, do you want some juice?

- Sure, thanks.

- Okay.

- So have you noticed

Emma'’s been acting kind of weird lately?

- Weird how? - Um, I don'’t know.

She says she'’s gonna text me and then doesn'’t.

She been doing that to you, too?

- I mean, yeah, but I know she'’s busy.

[magnet whirring]

- Personally, I think it'’s pretty rude.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Emma, just let it go. It'’s not worth it.

- Yes, it is worth it.

The Council is wrong and close-minded.

Everything is witches this and witches that.

We can have human allies.

Like Andi.

- Yeah, like me.

Yeah, well, they'’re already pretty ticked off

that you freeze time and you skip boot camp.

This will be strike number three.

- Yeah, like you'’re one to talk.

You'’ve been getting in trouble with the Council

since you'’ve been in little witch diapers.

- Wizard-y diapers.

And, yes, that might be true,

but that was the old Jax.

I'’ve changed.

- Really? What'’s with the big change?

- Don'’t you know?

I'’m doing this for you.

- [gagging]

- And I wouldn'’t let the Council hurt you.

At least wait until they cooled off.

- I hate to say it, but...

I think he'’s right.

We'’ll try again later

after I'’ve impressed them with my MMA moves.

- [chuckles] You do MMA?

I'’d love to see that.

Whoa! - Andi, let go of him.

Actually, that is really impressive.

- Hey, get off of me! - No!

- Emma! - Wait, quick, grab her!

- [grunting]

- Pull harder! - I'’m trying!

- No!

- Do you want cranberry, pomegranate,

or orange/mango?

- [clears throat]

Orange/mango sounds great.

- You okay?

- Just got something stuck in my throat.

- You want me to get you some water?

I'’m sure there'’s some in here--

probably next to the juice I can'’t find.

[sighs]

Whatever, I'’ll just go to the kitchen

and get some there.

Mia?

- Hey, Daniel.

- What are you doing here?

- Andi invited me to talk about joining your tuna team

when school starts.

- You mean the Sharks.

- That will depend on how good you are.

- Where is Andi? She was just in here.

- I saw her when I came in.

She was talking to your mom.

She told me to come here.

She'’ll be back in a sec.

- Okay.

I'’m gonna go to the kitchen for a minute.

You want a juice? - Sure, thanks.

- Cranberry, pomegranate or orange/mango?

Orange/mango sounds great.

[suspenseful music]

♪

You guys are back.

- And you are...?

- Mia. I work with your brother.

- I'’ve never seen you there before.

- I transferred from White Surf Beach.

Coming in to check on your magnet?

- How do you know about our magnet?

- It'’s right there.

I can see it.

- Are you an H2O spy?

- Tell us everything you know. - Mm-hmm.

- Quick, unplug it before she can see what it does.

- What, attract metal?

[all gasp]

- She knows too much!

- Daniel!

- This place is a total freak show.

[mysterious music]

♪

Oh, no!

- Here you go, Mia.

- What'’s up?

- You were--

Mia was just--

- I was making a call.

Yeah, I saw Mia leaving, and I tried to stop her

to talk to her about joining the Sharks,

but she said that T3 accused her of being a spy.

- Yeah, they think somebody framed them

for the prank they did at The Beachside Seven.

- Oh. That T3.

Well, I better get going. - But you just--

- Yeah, I'’ll see you at work tomorrow.

I mean, I'’ll--I'’ll see you w-while you'’re working.

Okay, bye.

- Emma! You'’re okay!

- Yeah, I'’m fine.

- Well, what happened in there?

- I had a long argument

with the Council.

I really tried to convince them to make you a Guardian,

but they just won'’t change their minds.

- That'’s okay.

As long as you'’re safe.

- No, it'’s not okay.

But I'’m not giving up.

That was just round one.

They better be ready for round two.

- Okay, first of all,

you really need to work on your boxing stance.

All right, legs shoulder-width apart.

Now, bend down...arms.

Get angry.

- Excuse you. - Sorry. I...

[scoffs] It'’s you.

Have you seen Emma today?

- Dude, give it up. She'’s with me now.

- Yeah, until she realizes she needs a wizard by her side.

- Okay, maybe she doesn'’t needme,

but she wants to be with me.

That eats you up.

- Look, if you see her, just ask her to...

Ask her to text me, just so I know that she'’s okay.

It'’s a witch/wizard thing.

- I'’m sure she'’ll tell me all about it.

It'’s a boyfriend/girlfriend thing.

[ominous music]

♪

- See?

- Hey, Maddie.

Hey, Miss Van Pelt.

- [clears throat]

Diego'’s Kanay funk is extra funky today.

- Mother!

- Oh, Maddie Winky, come on.

Lately it'’s just everywhere.

- Well, I like it.

- [gagging] - Mom!

You promised to be nice!

- Well, that'’s because you promised me

you'’d make me a Francisco clone.

- You what?

Or, uh, can I get you something to drink?

Maybe a Papaya de la Playa?

- No, that'’s quite all right-uh.

- Don'’t worry. It'’s on the house.

Check it out. Ready?

I learned some new moves.

And...

I added a twist of my own.

[air howling]

Here you go.

Oh, wait, sorry.

I almost--almost forgot the garnish.

- No, no, it'’s okay, Diego.

- Listen, you deserve the best, okay?

- No, it'’s-- - Don'’t worry.

- [screaming] - I'’m so sorry!

- [continues screaming]

- I'’m so sorry! Please.

Miss Van Pelt, please, I'’m so sorry.

- [screaming]

- Don'’t worry, Proxy.

We can try again tomorrow.

- Daniel!

[mysterious music]

Is everything okay?

- Yeah, fine.

Jax was looking for you.

- Oh.

It must have been about...

well, this thing yesterday with the Council.

- [clears throat] - Long story.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Witch/wizard thing.

I get it. - [scoffs]

Danny, what'’s wrong?

Are you jealous? - No.

- That'’s so sweet!

- What?

No.

Whatever.

- No need to be jealous...

though it is cute.

- You know what I think is cute?

Gigi.

Hey, Gigi.

- Hey, Daniel, I'’m really busy, so--

Wow.

That was quite a hello.

- [sniffs]

Your hair smells amazing.

Is that coconut?

- Wow.

I'’ve never been this close to you before.

Your eyes...

So blue.

- Thanks, Gigi. I like yours, too.

You know why?

Because we'’re both human.

Wow.

That is so...

deep.

- Yeah, it is.

- Oh, wait, Daniel.

My new deodorant smells really good, too.

Take a whiff!

Come here, Daniel!

- Not so fast, rebel Novoa.

You'’re late.

- True, but I have an excellent excuse.

- I don'’t want to hear it.

If you know what'’s good for you,

you'’ll endeavor to make a good show of things,

especially after our little encounter

at the boardwalk.

- I will, sir. - Mm-hmm.

Just...

don'’t extend my sentence, please.

I'’ve come so far,

and I'’m thisclose to graduating.

- That'’s true-- you have made

a good show of things thus far.

Meet me at the test chamber...

after roll call.

I have something special for you.

- Special good or special bad?

- That depends entirely on you...

young wizard.

- About time you got here.

You called this meeting, and you'’re late.

- Huh?

Oh, I'’ve just been washing my hair.

Daniel likes how it smells.

- Daniel?

Emma'’s boyfriend Daniel?

- Daniel? "Got sick at a sleepover

and threw up on you" Daniel?

- He'’s so sensitive.

Even his stomach.

- Um, excuse me. Um, can we get on with this?

I'’ve got time that needs wasting sitting by the pool.

- Oh, oh, right.

Here, I'’ve got some of the new plans for party.

Oh. [chuckles awkwardly]

Oops.

Not that one.

- Ooh.

Are those where each lizard is gonna go?

I booked a giant Komodo dragon.

He'’s orange, in case anyone'’s concerned.

- No, that'’s where all the cameras--

I mean, the best camera angles

for taking selfies will be-- Next page.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You'’re setting up cameras behind the bushes,

in the cabanas, in the pool?

- A lot of juicy fights happen underwater.

- Come on, girls.

Let'’s go grab a prime spot on the beach today.

- Hey, Daniel. Yo, Daniel!

- Hey, what'’s up?

- When Emma gets back from her break,

can you tell her that her dad left his camera?

It'’s behind the tiki bar.

- Sure, sure, sure.

Oh, I'’m so sorry, Sophie!

I-I-- Totally my fault.

Are you okay? - I'’m fine.

I think I might have cracked a rib, but that'’s okay.

I have 24 on each side.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I know. Super risky.

- And super foolish.

- Yeah, but I mean, Emma'’s right.

You know, witches and humans can be friends.

But most importantly, they need my moves.

Yeah, bicep slicer

and go-go-plata.

- Hello, Lily.

- Are you using a spoon?

Good for you.

- Don'’t I always?

- You usually use your hand. - Oh, yeah!

You'’re right.

It doesn'’t taste the same with a spoon.

Did you guys hear about the fight

Emma and Daniel got into?

- No, what'’d they fight about?

- I couldn'’t really tell, but it sounded juicy.

- Hey, Soph, are you okay?

- I'’m...

Yum! Cereal!

- It was probably just about Jax.

Or maybe it was about her missing that date

the other night.

Or the Mr. Alonso birthday party disaster.

- I didn'’t hear about a birthday party disaster.

- Oh, yeah, well, before, it was bad when Mr. Alonso

wanted Emma to break up with Daniel,

but now he kind of wants to throw him off a boat

and feed him to sharks.

[upbeat music]

♪

[ominous music]

♪

- Hey, Mr. Alonso. What can I do for you?

- Oh, Daniel.

You can leave my daughter alone--that'’s what.

- What?

Look, I know we'’ve had our differences--

- Wait, wait, you'’re gonna argue about this with me?

There are things that I can do

to make you regret that decision.

- Whoa.

Are you threatening me?

With what, school? - With school?

- Principals aren'’t supposed to use their position

to intimidate students.

- Principal? Sweet.

I am the principal,

and if you want to graduate one of these years,

I suggest-- - Hello.

Francisco.

Oh, I'’m so glad I found you.

I wanted to talk to you about planning your re-birthday party.

Um, why don'’t you walk with me, huh?

Can we talk?

- Hey.

- Don'’t "hey" me.

- What?

- [scoffs] So now you'’re going to pretend

like nothing happened?

- Yeah, '’cause nothing did happen.

- I'’m glad you think flirting with Gigi is nothing.

- Flirting with Gigi?

I haven'’t seen her all day.

What are you talking about?

- You said you liked humans...

like Gigi.

- Why would I eversay that...

to Gigi, nonetheless?

- We were by the pool and--

- I haven'’t been to the pool all day.

It wasn'’t me.

- Oh, no.

If it wasn'’t you...

- Maybe somebody made a clone of me.

- No. Not more clones.

I can'’t deal with-- - I'’m not a clone.

It'’s just me.

You see?

What are you doing?

- I'’m gonna label you.

[upbeat music]

♪

Now I'’ll always know it'’s you.

- Until I shower.

- Then I'’ll have to label you again.

♪

- What just...?

Are you-- Maddie!

- Don'’t worry. It'’s just a little brain freeze.

- Oh, hi.

You'’re Mia, right?

- Yep, that'’s me.

- You'’re the new lifeguard.

- I'’m a lot more than that.

[upbeat pop music]

♪