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Well, folks,
it's almost Halloween,
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a holiday so beloved in Langley
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that we celebrate
for a whole week.
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Happy Halloween Week, Memphis!
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And a boo to you too, Greg.
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Memphis, what are you being
for Halloween this year?
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I'm going to be a big,
scary spider.
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Are you serious?
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You know that's what
I was gonna be.
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Oh, no. I forgot.
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In other news, an investigation
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into the Octadual Formaldehyde
plant is underway
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due to a major leak that
is tainting our drinking water.
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Wait, wa... was that funny?
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So far, several people
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have been hospitalized,
and, get this,
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may have to miss Halloween.
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Hey, Greg,
you can be the spider.
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Don't.
A town hall will be held
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by the CEO this week
to address the issue.
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Octadual is encouraging
all members
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of the community to attend,
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but would prefer those
who aren't that mad.
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We are going to
that town hall!
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The two things I love most
in this world are in danger.
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Steve and Hayley.
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Water and Halloween.
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Steve and Hayley? Please.
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Steve can't even bother
to show up
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to watch the news
with his family.
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He's working on his science
club presentation
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for the big Halloween
pep rally at Pearl Bailey.
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Hayley, I am so tired of you
knowing where your brother is.
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Did you use acetone on these?
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They're covered
in water spots.
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Acetone dissolves my skin.
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Everything dissolves
your skin, Billy.
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Where's Snot?
He's late to science club again.
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Snot hates science.
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The only thing he likes
about science club is Bartleby.
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Snot loves science club.
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It's the only time we get
to spend together
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since our class
schedules changed.
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Bartleby's just a fun perk.
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Bartleby!
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I missed you, buddy!
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I made you a little hat.
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It says "Bar."
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It was supposed to say
"Bartleby,"
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but I ran out of room
because you have
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such a cute
wittle bitty turtle head.
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By the way,
Happy Halloween Week.
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And a boo to you, too.
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May your eyes of Newt see
into hell.
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You're late!
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Sorry.
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I'm here now, though, and...
What's this?
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A brochure for croquet club?
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Are you joining croquet club?
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They meet at the same time
as us.
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Okay, truth time.
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I don't like science.
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What?!
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You mean to tell me
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you only like science club
for Bartleby?
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Where is he?
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Oh, dang!
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He's dancing between
the raindrops!
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There's not a car alive
that could hit Bartleby!
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Bartleby, no!
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Oh, my God!
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This is terrible!
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Poor Bartleby.
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Steve, I'm sorry,
but I think this is a sign
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I need to leave science club.
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What? No, you can't.
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- Yoooouuu...
- Is that Principal Lewis?
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-...ooooo...
- What's he saying?
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...oou! You gotta burn
that broken turtle!
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I've planned everything
perfectly for the Halloween.
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Pep Rally,
and the last thing I need
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is a big ol' turtle ghost
haunting us.
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You can use the school
incinerator in the basement.
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Is that kid smoking
by the bicycle stands?
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He told me he was
out of cigarettes.
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Yoooooou...
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Touch the red flower.
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I can't believe I've lost
Bartleby and Snot in one day.
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You haven't lost Snot.
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He's your best friend.
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For now.
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Friendships need nourishment
and quality time.
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Without science club,
we'll drift apart.
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Want me to cheer you up?
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The only thing you could do
that would cheer me up
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is bring Bartleby
back to life.
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Oh, that's easy.
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My dad does that all the time
with his reanimator.
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He keeps it locked up, but I
know where the schematics are.
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Do you think we could build it
in time for the pep rally?
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Does this answer
your question?
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Did you just learn that face
or something?
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Yeah.
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Okay, here's how
it's gonna go down.
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I run up and grab the plans
while you distract my dad.
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I don't want to go in there.
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Dr. Kalgary freaks me out.
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I thought I heard the chirps
of little children out here.
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Happy Halloween Week, Steven.
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May... May the ghosts
nip your toes, sir.
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I just need to run upstairs
and grab some notes.
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Go ahead, my little
synthetic angel.
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Steven, why don't you come in?
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Have a seat
on our sectional sofa.
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It's new from...
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Restoration Hardware!
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Are you stealing my soul?
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Okay, got the notes.
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Let's go.
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Another boy convinced
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I own mid-tier furniture!
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And now, as is Halloween
Pep Rally tradition,
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we shall see presentations
from the clubs.
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- We're skeletons!
- Ooh!
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Croquet club has pleased me.
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Science club, you're next.
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Science club
has built a machine
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that defies
the laws of science!
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I told you to burn that!
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What once was dead and gone
may finally live again!
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Billy!
Pull the lever!
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Behold the feats
of science club!
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Especially you, Snot.
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Bartleby's back!
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And so is my interest
in science.
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This is an abomination!
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I'll burn that monster
myself!
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No! Don't!
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I-I need him, or Snot won't
come back to science club!
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I'm canceling science club!
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Forever!
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- I won't let you!
- Aah!
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I'm bouncin' down the stairs!
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I'm...
losing consciousness.
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Maybe to die.
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Smith, Billy,
if you're going to kill me,
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bury me in the Lewis
family plot off route six.
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We're not gonna kill you.
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I just have to leave you
down here for now.
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Unless you promise not
to cancel science club?
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Not a chance.
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Don't you think the school
will ask questions
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if I suddenly disappear?
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- I'm the Principal.
- He's right.
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We need everyone to think
Lewis is still around.
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Let's get a fat suit.
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I'll be the left side
and you can be the right.
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I have a better idea.
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Better than the fat suit?
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I think we're in
the right place.
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It's a Lewis!
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Billy, stop being
a perfectionist.
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His genitals just aren't
gonna stay on.
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So get him dressed and ready
for the school to see him.
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Steve, there you are.
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What you did with Bartleby
was amazing.
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If you liked Bartleby
coming back to life,
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how would you feel about
bringing humans back to life?
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Oh, I would find that foul.
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Whoever's capable of doing
something like that
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is disgusting.
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Shameless. Sacrilegious.
Vile. Just loathsome.
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- Awful. Repugnant. I mean...
- And an all around bad person
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- who deserves to rot.
-...like, person is terrible.
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To rot, yeah. Totally.
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Totally. Okay, cool.
Glad we agree.
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Welp, you gotta go.
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Everything's riding
on this walk.
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Hey, Principal Lewis.
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They're buying it.
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It worked, but how do
we calm him down?
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Gilmore Girls?
And it's the whole series.
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That'll keep him occupied.
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I only watch shows
that begin with "G."
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Maybe after I finish Gunsmoke,
I'll check this out.
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This or Golumbo.
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Oh, Billy, Billy.
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I have to spell you
some terrible news.
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Yay! Clam chowder day!
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Mm. Ow! Too hot!
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You didn't blow on it first,
you monsters?!
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Speaking of monsters,
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we created a Frankenstein
version of you,
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and everybody bought it.
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He can only grunt
and smash things, so...
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people thought it was you.
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Hmm. You've got it
all figured out, don't you?
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Except for one little problem.
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Tomorrow is my Halloween Boo
Brunch with the superintendent.
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It's all easy, breezy chit-chat.
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No way your grunting imitation
Lewis can pass that test.
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No more Gilmore Girls.
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We gotta teach you
English overnight.
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Me want coffee.
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Can have coffee
with my coffee?
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He's learning English
from Gilmore Girls!
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Great!
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Gilmore Girls
is notorious for being
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an easy, breeze chatty show.
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It's perfect
for the Boo Brunch!
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Say something
effortlessly charming.
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Kill!
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Hmm, not black tie ready.
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We'll keep him here watching
Gilmore Girls overnight.
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I'll go get us some food.
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I've got an in
with one of the lunch ladies.
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She says she likes how much
mashed potatoes I can eat.
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Steve, I've been waiting
in the lab.
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Are you blowing me off
to hang out with the principal?
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Of course not.
The door's just closing.
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Happy Halloween Week, everyone.
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May your demon chains
rattle you to the core.
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The CEO of
Octadual Formaldehyde is here
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to answer questions
about the alleged leak...
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Mrs. Harriet Bustax.
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Well, what a surprise.
It's Roger.
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Thank you for allowing me
to speak.
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Criminal!
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- Liar!
- Ya suck!
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Let's give her a chance
to explain.
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She bribed me
with a huge bribe.
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What's happening is
we're deliberately
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pouring formaldehyde
into the ground
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because disposing of it properly
is a whole to-do.
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The people of Langley Falls
will not stand for this!
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Can I just say one thing?
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What if formaldehyde
were good for you?
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I'll admit that is convincing.
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But how do we know
you aren't lying?
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If I were lying,
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would I drink
the tap water myself?
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She likes it so much
she pissed herself!
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That's what I do
when I like something.
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Me, too.
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Wanna get out of here
and go to...
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The Sbarro
in the food court?
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Who wants formaldehyde swag?
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Someone inject this
into my veins.
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Is that show
just about coffee?
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The superintendent
is here!
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Okay, Frankenlewis, remember,
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you need to talk about things
that aren't just coffee related.
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Okay. What is family?
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I think he's struggling
to understand
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some of the more complex
theme of Gilmore Girls.
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I Rory and you Lorelai.
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We go to Luke's Diner,
258
00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:28,376
you teach me about love
and private school.
259
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:30,421
Yeah, that's not gonna
be possible.
260
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:33,860
Luke's Diner
261
00:14:33,903 --> 00:14:36,253
or no Boo Brunch!
262
00:14:36,297 --> 00:14:37,994
Brian,
are you ready for me?
263
00:14:38,038 --> 00:14:41,084
Okay. Do this for us and we'll
take you to Luke's Diner.
264
00:14:41,128 --> 00:14:43,870
I promise.
265
00:14:43,913 --> 00:14:46,524
Enter, soup-tendent!
266
00:14:46,568 --> 00:14:50,137
Brian, you look terrible,
practically dead.
267
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,269
I love that
you're always on theme.
268
00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:54,054
You want coffee?
269
00:14:54,097 --> 00:14:55,098
And keep it coming.
270
00:14:55,142 --> 00:14:57,100
Yes!
271
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,061
So, what's up?
272
00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:03,541
Well, I'm a monster.
273
00:15:03,585 --> 00:15:05,108
We're screwed.
274
00:15:05,152 --> 00:15:06,806
You think you're a monster?
275
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:10,200
You should see how impatient I
am with my mother on the phone.
276
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,463
Also, I'm always adopting dogs
277
00:15:12,507 --> 00:15:14,683
and putting them right back
on the street.
278
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:19,209
Speaking of dogs, I saw Snoop
Dogg at the grocery store maybe.
279
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:22,169
And that was my first
slice of bread.
280
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:26,042
Three hours later, we were
making love in a motel room.
281
00:15:26,086 --> 00:15:28,958
A mouthwatering tryst,
my friend.
282
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:30,655
- Time to go!
- Well, feels like
283
00:15:30,699 --> 00:15:31,700
it's time to go.
284
00:15:34,746 --> 00:15:38,011
Wait, I just realized I haven't
asked anything about you, Brian.
285
00:15:38,054 --> 00:15:39,360
Oh, no.
286
00:15:39,403 --> 00:15:40,535
Ah, well.
287
00:15:40,578 --> 00:15:42,015
Next year.
288
00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:44,104
Bye, bitch.
289
00:15:44,147 --> 00:15:46,410
That trick was a treat.
290
00:15:47,934 --> 00:15:49,196
We did it!
291
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,806
We got through
the Boo Brunch,
292
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,764
and now I can have
science club with Snot!
293
00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:55,158
You promise Luke's Diner.
294
00:15:55,202 --> 00:15:56,681
No time, Franky baby.
295
00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:59,554
- Maybe later.
- You break promise.
296
00:15:59,597 --> 00:16:01,164
You be sorry!
297
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,210
Oh, yeah?
What are you gonna do?
298
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,907
Use your superhuman
brute strength
299
00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:06,604
to kidnap my best friend Snot
300
00:16:06,648 --> 00:16:09,346
who is playing unsupervised
on the front lawn right now?
301
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,131
Well, if that's what
you're thinking,
302
00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:12,262
you can forget about it.
303
00:16:17,746 --> 00:16:20,880
Toshi, w-w-what happened?
304
00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:22,359
Principal Lewis went mad!
305
00:16:22,403 --> 00:16:24,492
He ran over here,
knocked all of us down,
306
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:26,755
threw Snot over his shoulders,
and ran off.
307
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,670
I think I asked Toshi,
308
00:16:28,713 --> 00:16:31,151
but I don't have time
to scold you on manners.
309
00:16:31,194 --> 00:16:33,457
And now I don't even have time
to listen to Toshi.
310
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:35,155
I'm coming, Snot!
311
00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:39,507
Billy!
Frankenlewis took Snot!
312
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:42,075
We have to find him!
He... He could be anywhere!
313
00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:44,512
I'm with you 'til the end,
Steve.
314
00:16:45,992 --> 00:16:48,081
Billy! In the car!
315
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:50,953
I know you stole
those schematics!
316
00:16:50,997 --> 00:16:52,563
I'm out, Steve.
317
00:16:55,697 --> 00:16:58,439
That's right!
You better run!
318
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:04,184
Oh, Smith. Has everything fallen
to pieces and now you need me?
319
00:17:04,227 --> 00:17:07,361
- Yes.
- It has? I was just guessing!
320
00:17:07,404 --> 00:17:10,016
Frankenlewis stole Snot
a-and ran off,
321
00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:11,843
and I don't know
where he went.
322
00:17:11,887 --> 00:17:14,194
If anyone knows how to track
a bunch of dead Lewises,
323
00:17:14,237 --> 00:17:16,413
it's an alive Lewis.
324
00:17:16,457 --> 00:17:19,416
- Let me out of here.
- But you're gonna punish me.
325
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:21,351
Y-You could even have me
arrested for what I did.
326
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,898
Arrested?
327
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,813
The only thing
you've done wrong is prevent me
328
00:17:24,856 --> 00:17:28,034
from feeding the man
I have locked in my basement.
329
00:17:28,077 --> 00:17:30,775
You said he wanted
to meet you at Luke's Diner?
330
00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:32,255
He's going to Stars Hollow.
331
00:17:32,299 --> 00:17:34,127
The town from the show?
332
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,780
That's not a real place.
333
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:37,565
No, it's not a real town.
334
00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:40,394
But I know where it would be
if it did exist.
335
00:17:42,091 --> 00:17:44,833
In the pilot, Rory starts
a new school in Hartford,
336
00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:47,009
which Lorelai claims
is a half-hour bus ride
337
00:17:47,053 --> 00:17:48,358
from Stars Hollow.
338
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,466
Now, that could be...
Look,
339
00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:50,850
I'm not gonna find
this explanation
340
00:17:50,882 --> 00:17:52,884
as impressive as you think I am.
341
00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,979
Whoa. Are you guys
drinking that formaldehyde?
342
00:18:00,022 --> 00:18:01,502
It's bad for you.
343
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:03,112
Trick or treat!
344
00:18:05,071 --> 00:18:06,855
This is a disaster!
345
00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:08,465
I've got to save Halloween!
346
00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:12,469
And the first step
is the ultimate costume!
347
00:18:12,513 --> 00:18:14,273
I'm gonna try some things on.
You guys sit tight.
348
00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:16,038
I'll be back in 40.
349
00:18:16,082 --> 00:18:18,127
Someone get the door!
350
00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:19,476
Jesus!
351
00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:24,525
This is it.
352
00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:26,353
The location of Stars Hollow
353
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,745
if it were a real place
354
00:18:27,789 --> 00:18:29,704
and not just a song
in our hearts.
355
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,369
What is this?
356
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,545
He's building a real
Stars Hollow.
357
00:18:44,588 --> 00:18:46,764
This is Luke's diner,
and over there's
358
00:18:46,808 --> 00:18:48,462
the gazebo
in the middle of town.
359
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:52,118
And here's the barn
Miss Patty teaches dance in!
360
00:18:52,161 --> 00:18:53,858
And there's Frankenlewis!
361
00:18:58,254 --> 00:19:00,561
Frankenlewis,
p-p-please calm down!
362
00:19:00,604 --> 00:19:02,780
Di... Did you hurt Snot?
363
00:19:02,824 --> 00:19:04,608
I'm up here, Steve!
364
00:19:04,652 --> 00:19:08,438
You promise Frankenlewis
coffee at Luke's.
365
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,919
You break promise for that boy.
366
00:19:10,962 --> 00:19:13,226
He is your Rory.
367
00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:15,619
But I should be Rory.
368
00:19:20,146 --> 00:19:23,018
You have coffee with me now.
369
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,107
Ask how school was today.
370
00:19:25,151 --> 00:19:27,109
H-H-How was school today?
371
00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:29,416
I don't know what school is!
372
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:33,550
Why did you create me
only to suffer?!
373
00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:35,465
I didn't mean
for you to suffer!
374
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,077
I was just trying to save
my friendship with Snot!
375
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,861
Save our friendship?
376
00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:43,604
Steve, honey,
our friendship's not in danger.
377
00:19:43,647 --> 00:19:45,606
Then why did you
join croquet club?
378
00:19:45,649 --> 00:19:47,390
It's a fun game.
379
00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:49,349
Maybe you should join, too.
380
00:19:49,392 --> 00:19:51,220
'Cause looking around,
I don't think science
381
00:19:51,264 --> 00:19:52,787
is the best thing for you.
382
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:54,919
I guess I did overreact
a little bit.
383
00:19:54,963 --> 00:19:56,617
It's just...
384
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,097
you are the most important...
385
00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:02,449
No! Don't have Gilmo moment
with Snot!
386
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:06,453
Have Gilmo moment
with Frankenlewis!
387
00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:13,329
You be my Lorelai or die!
388
00:20:13,373 --> 00:20:14,765
I can't!
389
00:20:14,809 --> 00:20:17,638
I've never seen the show!
390
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:20,423
Then you die!
391
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:21,772
Stop!
392
00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:23,948
I'll be your Lorelai.
393
00:20:23,992 --> 00:20:26,908
You? Why?
394
00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:29,040
You're a bunch of
my dead relatives dug up
395
00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:30,259
and sewn back together.
396
00:20:30,303 --> 00:20:32,653
That basically makes you
my daughter.
397
00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:37,048
Mm. Gilmo momo.
398
00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:41,749
Frankenlewis, I'm sorry
I didn't consider your feelings
399
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,359
as you slowly began
to develop them.
400
00:20:43,403 --> 00:20:49,017
Thank you.
That mean world to Frankenlewis.
401
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:51,237
There's still a couple hours
left in Halloween.
402
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,326
Who wants to ride around
in my monster truck
403
00:20:53,369 --> 00:20:54,805
and scare sweet children?
404
00:20:54,849 --> 00:20:56,459
Yeah!
405
00:20:56,503 --> 00:20:58,157
Bye! Have a great time!
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