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Tell me about it.
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Oh, for sure.
For sure.
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Perf. It's a date.
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Bad news, guys.
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Here we go.
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I'm serious, Hayley!
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I'm all torn up over here!
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I have bad news...
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for my haters!
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Because Danuta is giving
your boy Klaus another shot!
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Isn't Danuta dating someone
better than you?
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She was!
But he was hit by a train.
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Hayley?
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Fine.
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Danuta has entered the small,
glorious window
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I like to call
"The Rebound Zone."
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But your personality, Klaus.
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It's so bad.
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Way ahead
of you, Hayley.
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In the Rebound Zone,
cash is king.
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The first suitor
to impress Danuta
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with a grand display of wealth
will win her heart.
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Attention, everyone.
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It's Crunk Night at the club,
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and I don't want to look stupid.
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Now, which one of these chains
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screams "Atlanta?"
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"A" for Atlanta,
or 7 for Michael Vick?
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The club?
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Stan, this is the third time
this week.
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This is how men blow off
steam, Francine.
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They go to the club,
order bottle service, and dance.
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I shouldn't have
to explain this.
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It's caveman shit.
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Women like to dance, too!
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Do they, though?
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Yes!
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I've asked you to take me
dancing for years!
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I want to spend time with you!
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Oh, my God. We literally
just went to Target.
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We bought me these socks.
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I rode in the car with you
the whole way back.
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There's a difference
between buying socks
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and being connected.
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Is there, though?
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What the hell do you want?
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My name is Henderson.
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Okay.
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Uh, y-you don't know me,
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but I was an acquaintance
of Jack Smith.
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Your husband's father.
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Jack's dead. Bye.
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I know about Jack's death.
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I would have come sooner,
but I live in Arizona now.
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Cool?
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I also knew Jack's
little boy, Stan.
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I'm sorry.
Shithead, is it?
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Henderson.
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Jack is dead,
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and Stan is all grown up
with an angry wife.
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You'll have to pay your
respects some other time.
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I think we have
a misunderstanding.
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I'm not here to pay respects.
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I'm here to collect a debt.
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Sit on that sofa and don't move!
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It's story time.
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Year was 1988.
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Now, without computers
and smartphones,
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bad fathers watched porn
in the living room.
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I learned so much
in school today!
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Get this... the sun is a star!
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Enough with the questions.
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Can't you bore that pen pal
I set you up with?
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They hanged him on Christmas.
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Nobody hated being a dad
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more than Jack Smith.
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Are you here to tuck me in?
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Get an imaginary friend
to tuck you in.
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It's quaalude time, people!
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Stan felt like
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the loneliest boy
in the whole world.
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God, will you send me
an imaginary friend?
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And that's when
I fell into Stan's life.
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Dad, I did it!
I made an imaginary friend!
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He fell from Heaven!
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And Jack realized
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his prayers
had been answered, too.
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He never had to spend time
with his son again.
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From that day on, he paid me
to be Stan's imaginary friend.
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Arrgh! Methinks
Captain Blackbeard's
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treasure be
'round here somewhere!
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Yarr!
I'll watch some TV,
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in case they hide
treasure clues in the shows.
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On which channel be Donahue?
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41.42.
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What do you mean
you skipped town?
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What about my money, Jack?
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Ready or not,
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- here I come.
- I ain't hidden yet!
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Count to 3,000!
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Okay!
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51.52.
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53...
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Jack took off
and stiffed me 300 bucks,
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so I ditched Stan, too.
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Took a methamphetamine gig
in Arizona.
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Oh, my God!
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You and Jack are monsters!
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If Stan ever found out...
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He'd be crushed.
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Which is why you're
gonna cough up
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the 300 clams Jack owed me.
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You're despicable.
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I can't believe you manipulated
a kid like that.
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Whoa, $500! Thanks.
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Don't thank me, scumbag.
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I'm hiring you.
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You are gonna convince Stan
to take me dancing.
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Don't mind me. Just passing
through. Huge plans.
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Whoa, dude.
You are haggard.
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So haggard.
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So-o-o-o haggard.
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I'm off.
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These fishbowls are
so cheap-looking.
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How am I supposed
to impress Danuta?
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- I already told you...
- That one.
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Look at the glasswork.
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Please tell me it costs
less than the $30
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I have in my flex
spending account.
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Not even close.
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I'm gonna call
Danuta and cancel our date.
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Forget about her.
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In fact, let's forget
about everything.
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Sick bong, Jeff.
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Thanks.
I made it myself.
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I've been dabbling
in glassblowing.
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Jeff, do you realize
what this means?
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- You could blow me...
- Ha!
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...a fishbowl
for my date.
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Grow up.
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What you drinking, stud?
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I'm just here to dance
with my friends.
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Then why are you dressed
like a slut?
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Whatever.
You're fat, anyways.
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Don't listen to her.
You've had two kids!
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You look amazing!
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I should get out of here.
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Francine's taken the fun
out of dancing.
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Wait, this is my song!
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This! Is! My! Song!
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Ahh, tonight was great.
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I'm peeing so much, Smith!
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Francine and I, ugh.
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Smith, I have some advice.
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My True Religions are
absolutely drenched in piss.
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See you at work!
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Hey, Blackbeard.
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Henderson?
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It can't be.
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My long-lost imaginary friend!
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You came back to me!
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Are you ladies done
with the wall?
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I need to take a dump.
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I never forgot about you,
Henderson.
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I missed you so much!
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But why would an imaginary
friend get so old
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and sad-looking?
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'Cause of all the
imaginary drugs I've done.
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Stan, you're finally
using the tree house,
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all alone,
but I brought you two beers,
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because beers are good.
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Oh, God.
She's so annoying.
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I'll get rid of her.
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Wow, look at the time.
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Better stop jerking off alone
in my tree house
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while there's still daylight.
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- Nice.
- Okay.
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Guess I should
boogie-oogie-oogie back inside,
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'cause I love dancing.
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"You're finally
using the tree house."
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Come on, dude.
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Don't come in here
with that when
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you're obviously
checking up on me.
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Whadda-hella-dis?
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There's only one candy corn
for every two pretzels!
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Forget this.
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You don't deserve
a woman like her.
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So long, Stan.
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Wait.
If you're saying that,
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it means I think
I don't deserve her.
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How do I keep her?
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Take your wife dancing!
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Dancing?
With my wife?
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Oh, there's got to be
a Plan B. Aah!
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When you were 8 years old,
you had nothing.
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Look at your life now, dummy.
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You got a beautiful wife,
okay kids,
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and you're gonna
give it all up for what?
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To jerk it in a tree house
all alone until you die?
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I mean, doesn't sound that bad.
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For an imaginary friend,
you sure pack a wallop.
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It's true.
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Henderson did pack a wallop,
but it worked.
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Stan took me dancing.
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Francine, what are you
doing in the voiceover booth?
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I've got this booked to record
a commercial
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for Brockton Jock Straps...
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"The only jock strap
with extra fabric to cover
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your whole, horrible ass."
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Okay, I locked in a rezzie
at Ruby Tuesday's.
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You gotta make me
the perfect fishbowl.
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We're talking
three dragons minimum.
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I got this, Klaus.
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Stand back.
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It's about to get toasty.
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The hell is with these dragons?
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I'm not trying to bang
George R.R. Martin over here!
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I need this to be
a panty-melter, bro-ham.
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Do it again!
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Tonight was magical, my love.
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I feel like Cinderella.
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You look like Cinderella, too.
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Like in your face.
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I worked up a sweat,
and I need to run my balls
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under the sink,
then let's make sweet love.
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Clean balls!
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Now I know I'm in a fairytale.
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How was dancing?
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Henderson!
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What are you doing
in my bathroom?
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Eating an apple.
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I mean why are you doing
in my bathroom?
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Waiting for my next assignment.
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And payment.
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There is no next assignment!
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Our business arrangement
is over.
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Marriage rekindled!
Mission accomplished!
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Then I guess I should tell Stan
everything and crush him.
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It'll probably end
your marriage.
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Francine?
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I think you're gonna like this!
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- Guess what I am?
- I need to come clean.
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Guess, Francine.
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Sex gargoyle?
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Nope. Horse statue
outside PF Chang's,
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A.K.A. your favorite
statue in the world.
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You remembered!
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Oh, you're making this so hard.
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Stan, there is something
you need to know.
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Hold that thought while
I come clean about something.
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It wasn't my idea
to take you dancing.
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I have an imaginary friend
named Henderson.
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He made me realize
that you are my everything,
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and I never want to drift apart.
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You were about to
confess something?
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Oh, wow.
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Stan, I...
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once bought a bunch
of 9th graders beer
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at a Blues Traveler concert.
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Sounds like you're only
confessing to one thing...
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being a super cool lady.
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Well, take some advice
from a super cool lady.
263
00:11:56,454 --> 00:12:00,284
Stan, get rid of
your imaginary friend.
264
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,112
He's not real!
265
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,548
But I am.
266
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,463
Who's Henderson?
267
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,943
I know you didn't say
"Henderson,"
268
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,206
so that didn't totally work,
but you get the idea.
269
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,861
So just to clarify,
you're getting rid of Henderson?
270
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,167
Who's Henderson?
271
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,346
There's paper on me!
272
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,739
Get it off!
Get it off!
273
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,393
Don't move, Mom!
It's stuck to your face!
274
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,743
It's paper!
275
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:30,097
Well, here's the problem.
It's paper.
276
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,795
Oh. It's a love note
from Stan.
277
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,232
"I took Henderson skydiving.
278
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:39,323
He came from the heavens,
and thither he shall return.
279
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,978
Text if you need tampons,
my queen."
280
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,198
Oh, no!
281
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,291
What's happening?
282
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,902
When do I get my parachute?
283
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:56,427
You were the greatest friend
a boy could ask for,
284
00:12:56,471 --> 00:13:00,257
but when a boy marries a girl,
he doesn't need friends.
285
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,476
I realize that now.
286
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,870
I-I'm scared, Stan.
287
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,959
I want to go back down
to the ground!
288
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,091
You can go wherever you want.
289
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,876
You're imaginary.
290
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,486
What the hell are you doing?
291
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,096
It's time for you to help some
292
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,446
other boy the way you helped me.
293
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,361
I wasn't helping!
294
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,234
Your dad hired me
because he didn't love you!
295
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,540
My imagination is so powerful!
296
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:23,890
This must be what Jim Henson
297
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,066
felt like wrestling
with his ideas.
298
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,850
I'm a real man!
299
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,330
My name is Hank Henderson,
300
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,898
and I live in
Flagstaff, Arizona.
301
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,030
You showed me your cards,
Henderson.
302
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,250
Even I know that's not
a real place.
303
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,338
Goodbye, Henderson,
304
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:40,645
and thank you!
305
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,432
Come on, Stan.
306
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,390
Don't do anything stupid.
307
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:51,961
Francine?
308
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,528
No freaking way.
309
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,921
You're never gonna believe this.
310
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,053
Henderson landed on your car!
311
00:13:57,097 --> 00:14:01,144
Huh. I figured he would
disappear or something.
312
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,711
Realistic as hell.
313
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,669
My brain is a marvel.
314
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,864
Good thing you can't see this.
315
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,324
You'd be, like, freaking out.
316
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,763
There's that super cool
lady I know and love.
317
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,635
Want to go dancing?
318
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,509
I have the strangest feeling,
319
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,642
but I can't put my finger on it.
320
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,821
Stan, I need you to listen to me
321
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,996
without interrupting.
322
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,432
I live to serve you.
323
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,652
Henderson was hired by your dad
324
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:33,524
to be your imaginary friend.
325
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:37,877
That guy on the hood
is an actual dead man.
326
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,139
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
327
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,880
Oh, my God.
328
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,403
Oh, my God!
329
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,927
My own father?
What a great guy!
330
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,146
What?!
331
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,931
He hired a man to be
my imaginary friend
332
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,715
because he couldn't be there.
333
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,195
No!
334
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:55,590
He lied to you,
and I lied to you.
335
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:59,855
I paid Henderson to manipulate
you into taking me dancing.
336
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,509
I murdered a man.
337
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:05,426
No. All you did was save
our marriage.
338
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,470
Mind pumping the brakes?
339
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,040
Just drive around that guy.
340
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,960
The reservation
is in 20 minutes!
341
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,701
What the hell
is taking so long?!
342
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,442
All of your design notes!
343
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,270
I wouldn't have notes
if you did it right
344
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,793
the first time!
345
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,491
How hard is it to make
a fishbowl with one mongoose,
346
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,666
two Pickle Ricks,
347
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,973
and Kawhi Leonard
in a Knicks jersey?
348
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,369
Let's go!
349
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,806
That glass is over
1,000 degrees.
350
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,721
- It needs to cool.
- There's no time.
351
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,549
We'll crank the van's A/C.
352
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,246
To Ruby Tuesday's!
353
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,424
Danuta. Sorry I'm late.
Better late than never.
354
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,689
Klaus, wow.
You look great.
355
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,213
Is that a new fish bowl?
356
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:55,843
I hope we're in
the smoking section.
357
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,392
Waiter!
Ice water immediately!
358
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,176
- And for you?
- Hmm.
359
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,744
I'll take... hmm.
360
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,313
Let's make that order
two ice waters.
361
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,705
I'll take a Chardonnay.
362
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,665
- You heard the lady.
- Hurry!
363
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,362
Ooh, wait.
On second thought,
364
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,016
I'm coming off
a bad relationship,
365
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,324
and I feel like a dirty martini.
366
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:27,073
Danuta! Come with me to
the center of the Earth!
367
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,995
Buddy, you're back!
You overheated!
368
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,735
W-What happened to Danuta?
369
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,650
She got a bacon bleu
cheese burger,
370
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,218
but it was so big,
she dislocated her jaw
371
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:45,047
trying to take a bite,
and now she's at the hospital
372
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,267
and might be dead.
373
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,573
Where's that burger?
Did she finish it?
374
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,056
Can't believe
it's already Monday.
375
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,666
What did we even
do this weekend?
376
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,059
We killed Henderson.
377
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,495
Oh, yeah.
That was crazy.
378
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,149
How are you okay with this?
379
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,673
A man is dead because of us.
380
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,173
If you're worried
about getting caught,
381
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,199
Dick already wiped Henderson
off the grid.
382
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,027
As far as the government
is concerned,
383
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,638
he really was imaginary.
384
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,033
Forgot how to wink.
385
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,731
I'll never be the same.
386
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,517
Come to work with me, honey.
387
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,694
Our grief counselor works
with PTSD every day.
388
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,049
Go away!
389
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,441
Who are you?
390
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,618
I'm Coach Cathy,
the CIA grief counselor
391
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,838
and coach of our softball team.
392
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,013
Stan sent me.
393
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,928
You can't help me.
394
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:43,149
Oh-ho, you sound like
Tina Turbaco.
395
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:46,021
She was depressed she couldn't
hit an inside curve ball.
396
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,588
Uh, who? What?
397
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,591
Okay, let's see what
we're working with here.
398
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,941
Ooh, still in your robe
at 4:00 P.M.?
399
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:56,597
Drinking...
Popov from a coffee cup.
400
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,773
Ooh, and an ass that
could stop a Mack truck.
401
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,079
Thank you?
402
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,123
How you holding up?
403
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,604
Bad! I killed a man.
404
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,432
Well, at least it was a man.
405
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,130
Let's be real,
all guys are assholes.
406
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,959
Most guys, I guess.
407
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,136
There's a little sunshine
peeking through.
408
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,443
Ha! Get on up out
of that sofa!
409
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,533
The van is running!
On the hop!
410
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,583
This... this is where
all your power comes from.
411
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,150
You play some ball
in high school?
412
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,326
I went to an all-girls school.
413
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,982
The dream.
414
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,375
What are we doing here?
415
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,464
Don't question my process.
416
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,206
I need you to pick a number
between 1 and 10.
417
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,077
I don't know, 7?
418
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,600
Mickey Mantle.
419
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,125
Don't get upset
if you don't make contact.
420
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,171
Got this pup dialed up
to about a 90.
421
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,191
You did it!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
422
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,541
Come to Mama!
423
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,548
How did it feel
when you ripped the tits
424
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:19,897
off that baseball?
425
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,682
Is that a real baseball talk?
426
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,119
Do you remember when I asked
you to pick a number?
427
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,686
Yeah. I picked 7.
428
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,818
Ha. The Mick.
429
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,256
But it was also the number
of cruise missiles
430
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,388
launched from the USS Wendigo
431
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:35,391
into an Iraqi village
at your command.
432
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,393
- What?
- How does that feel?
433
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:40,222
Knowing that you killed
all those people?
434
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,311
I actually don't feel anything.
435
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,400
I didn't know you were
gonna do that.
436
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,795
And you didn't know
Stan would throw Henderson
437
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,057
off the plane.
438
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,799
Oh, my God.
You're right!
439
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,757
None of this is my fault!
440
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,586
Cathy, you are a-mah-zing.
441
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,893
Please.
442
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,939
Cathy was both my moms' names.
443
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,158
Call me Coach.
444
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,420
No.
445
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,814
I'm gonna call you
"friend."
446
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,729
Whose muddy cleats
are on the porch?
447
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,513
- They're Coach Cathy's!
- Uh-huh.
448
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,690
Coach Cathy, Stan.
She cured me!
449
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,388
Okay. What?
450
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,607
Coach Cathy, silly.
451
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:20,567
The CIA grief counselor
you sent.
452
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,308
Coach Cathy?
453
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,918
She totally cured me,
454
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:28,488
and I hit
a 90 mile-an-hour fastball!
455
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:32,883
Oh, good.
That sounds real.
456
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,930
So do you feel like
it's in your best interest,
457
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:39,977
mental-health-wise, to keep up
this relationship with Cathy?
458
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,763
Coach Cathy? With Coach?
459
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,287
I don't know what
I'd do without her.
460
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,811
Well, we don't want
to find that out, so...
461
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:50,161
welcome to our lives, Cathy.
462
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,164
Quit shaking her boob, Stan.
463
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,253
She likes girls.
464
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,167
Who doesn't?
465
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,169
Bye!
Have a beautiful time!
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