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Mr. Gordon,
what's the difference
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between "assets"
and "equity?"
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I have a question for you,
Steve...
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Do you know summer break
starts tomorrow?
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Check out what I got
in my textbook.
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Baaaaabes!
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Pretty hot for a dead lady...
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or monster?
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W-Where does
one get... that?
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From my big brother, Big Billy.
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Dr. Kalgary
made you a brother?
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Check out this R-rated movie,
little bro!
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Oh, yeahhhh.
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Pope on Pope action!
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Well, my big brother
took me to Chimdale
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to buy throwing stars.
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No fair!
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All these big brothers are
introducing people to cool,
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new stuff, but I don't have one.
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Sucks to be you, kid.
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My big brother's so rad.
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He's 68,
and all his prostate exams
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have totally come back negative.
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Congratulations!
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Uh-oh, you got bummer face.
What's the crisis?
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My life is lame and boring
'cause I don't have
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a big brother
to introduce me to cool stuff.
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Well, you already
have a brother... Jeff.
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Jeff's just my brother-in-law.
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Exactly.
You love the law.
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You're always calling the cops
to snitch on our neighbors.
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They're running a meth lab!
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Spend some time with Jeff.
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Trust me, he can show you
some stuff.
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If you're talking about
that acorn he thinks
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is a buffalo's toenail,
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he's shown me.
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Emergency family meeting
in three, two, one.
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I-I just got the mail,
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and I've won... a coupon!
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30% off for an escape room!
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It's such an insane deal
my hands are shaking!
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Nope.
Jeff beats escape room.
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Aw, man. I'm gonna get so many
chicks at this escape room.
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Klaus, do you have any idea
what an escape room is?
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No way, man. No clue.
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This is so cool.
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Nobody's ever asked me
to be their brother.
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It's not really a thing
that happens all that often.
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Hayley's not my sister now,
though, right?
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Jeff, focus.
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I need you to show me the world,
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expand my horizons.
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Okay, you know how sometimes
the rest of the family
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is doing stuff
and I'm not around?
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It's because
I'm looking at this wall.
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If you look close enough,
you can see a little face.
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I call him Colonel Forbin.
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Big brother advice...
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These guys are legally required
to give you
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as many free samples
as you want.
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That is not at all true.
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Darn it all!
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I'll help you out by throwing
these away at my house.
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- Look, I found another one!
- Wow.
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And yet your clothes
are always rumpled.
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You can use these things
on clothes?
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Slack slack, slack slack.
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Ducks say "slack" now?
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What are we doing?!
This is madness!
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Ducks say "what are we doing,
this is madness" now?
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Welcome to The Terrifying
Asylum of Dr. Insane-o.
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Unlike other escape rooms, you
can take all the time you need.
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We'll do it in half that time.
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Pssst.
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Now I am a guard at this asylum,
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where Dr. Insane-o,
the demented scientist,
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performs unspeakable experiments
on the inmates...
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you.
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I am so embarrassed for you
right now
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that you have to do this.
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The Doctor is out shopping
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for new torture devices
to use on you,
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unless you figure out
how to escape before he returns.
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So you're, like, an asylum guard
with a conscience or something?
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You're... You're helping us out?
I-I don't get it.
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I know how to escape!
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Follow her!
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It's locked!
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Oh, God, they've thought
of everything!
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This isn't working out.
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I don't think
we're compatible as brothers.
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I'll take you home
as soon as we hang out
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in this parking lot
for a few hours.
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A few hours?!
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In a parking lot?!
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What is this?
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The parking lot scene
before a Phish concert!
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It's like I'm on another planet!
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This area is Shakedown Street.
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It's like a Moroccan bazaar,
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except none
of this stuff's cursed.
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I sell 10 grilled cheeses,
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I can afford a ticket
to the show.
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Cheese cubes, duck bread...
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We were getting ingredients!
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That's actually pretty smart.
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I used my brain
to make the idea.
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You did it.
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You've introduced me
to a whole new world,
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big brother.
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Thanks...
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little brother.
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Now that we're brothers, I feel
like I can tell you anything.
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When I was little, I saw a man
stabbing his family
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at a rest stop,
and I pretended not to notice.
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Shhhhhhhh.
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Let's just savor this moment.
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Alright,
here's my super secret tip
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to grilled cheese perfection...
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totally melted cheese.
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Hey, Cheese, who's your bud?
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Mars, meet my little brother,
Steve.
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Your brother makes the best
grilled cheese on Shakedown!
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Like a cheddar Michelangelo
sculpting ooey-gooey Davids.
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- Did I miss Cheese's cheeses?
- Are you...
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NBA Hall of Famer
and deeply-hooked.
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Phish-head, Bill Walton?
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Yes, I am.
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I was gonna say
"in constant back pain
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from your height and posture,"
but that's cool.
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I love these things, even
though my heart doctor tells me
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that eating even one of them
will take years off my life.
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Who's the new kid?
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It's Cheese's little brother,
dude.
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A little Cheese?!
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"Little Cheese."
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I like it.
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Jim!
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Good to see you, too, boy!
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That's Runaway Jim, a stray dog
who follows Phish on tour.
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Jim doesn't like
anyone but Cheese.
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He's actually kind of a dick.
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Uh-oh, we got another stray dog.
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Oh, my God!
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Bad Wook! Git!
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What the hell was that?!
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That's a "Wookie" or "Wook,"
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a feral hippie
always trying to mooch.
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Don't confuse them
with "woks."
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Those are non-feral non-hippies
used to cook stir-fry.
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What's she doing?
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The finger means she's looking
for a "miracle,"
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a free ticket.
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I'd give her mine,
but then I'd need a miracle,
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and I don't know
if there's another me
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out there to give me one.
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Whoa, that guy's awesome!
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No.
That man is a "custie."
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Short for "customer."
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A rich dude who tries to buy
his way into the scene.
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He's human garbage.
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Hello there,
Mr. Cheese.
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Might I still be
able to purchase
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one of your famous
parking lot sandwiches?
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Beat it, custie!
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We don't need your one-percent,
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Wall Street,
Scrooge McDuck money!
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Nice, Cheese!
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I run a charity that gives
puppies to disabled kids.
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Screw off, money slave!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Little Cheese burned
that custie so hard!
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He's totally one of us!
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Not the blue elixir
on the red brain.
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We tried that combo!
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Six hours, and we haven't solved
a single damn puzzle!
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Huh, this restraint chair
is actually pretty comfy.
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Ooh, so is this bloody table.
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Maybe we should relax a bit.
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Ever since I won that coupon,
it's been go, go, go.
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Why are we in such a rush?
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Let's enjoy where we are.
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Stuck on the beaker puzzle?
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How about a hint?
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We paid to get in here.
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Why are you so focused
on getting us out?
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Because it's an escape room.
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We are escaping.
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From our humdrum
furniture at home.
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So, what'd you think of your
first Phish show, Little Cheese?
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Well, I didn't enjoy it
as much as that girl on molly
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who kept trying
to kiss the music.
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But I'm in love
with Shakedown Street.
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Oh! Wha... What's that?
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That's the hiss of
the Nitrous Mafia,
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a violent drug gang
that controls
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the sale
of nitrous oxide balloons.
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Even rainbows have shadows.
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I don't know if that's true.
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The Nitrous Mafia is here
for money, not music.
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And they force small mom-and-pop
nitrous dealers out of business.
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Promise me you'll stay away
from them.
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Fine. I promise.
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Well, it's time to go anyway.
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What if we don't go home?
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What if we follow the band
on tour?
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I don't know
if I could pretend to be a duck
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in every city in America.
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You wouldn't have to.
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In my business class, I learned
how to invest "capital"
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in an "industry."
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You talkin' like a custie
right now!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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I just mean if we get
enough ingredients
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to make twice
as many grilled cheeses,
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we could use the profits
to go to every show.
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I'm in!
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I should probably tell Hayley
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I won't be back
for three months.
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But I can do that after.
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It's working, Steve.
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I've never seen
this many rumpled-up
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dollar bills in my life!
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Hooray for
the Grilled Cheese Brothers!
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I got a hot cheese for Moonbeam!
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We should start
taking last names.
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So, you goin' to Red Rocks?
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We're thinking about introducing
a four-cheese blend there,
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if that moves
the needle for you.
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Well, going on tour
was a dream come true.
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But now that it's over,
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I'll need to think
of new dreams.
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And new come trues.
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Grilled Cheese Bros!
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See you at the Phish festival?
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What festival?
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You gotta go, L.C.!
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Camping, artwork,
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80,000 people sharing
like 10 porta potties.
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Well, then, of course I'm going!
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Little Cheese, I love you, man!
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I'm starting to come down.
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Sorry, Little Cheese,
but festivals
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are way out of our price range.
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But Mars is going!
And Tela!
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And Bill Walton!
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Let's just go home
and do brother stuff there.
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Like wait for our parents to die
then fight over their money.
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Yeah, I guess we can't
afford the festival.
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That's the spirit!
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You suck at teeny tiny tennis.
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Big Daddy is the teeny tiny man.
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ESCAPE ROOM LADY You have to try
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to escape the room.
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00:13:18,902 --> 00:13:20,512
It's been weeks.
257
00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:22,732
You said take as much time
as we need,
258
00:13:22,776 --> 00:13:24,734
and time we are taking.
259
00:13:24,778 --> 00:13:26,388
I know you're
running out of food.
260
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,129
Fine.
Let's negotiate.
261
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:30,566
Okay.
262
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,133
What will it take
for you to leave...
263
00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,265
- Tom, now!
- Delivery!
264
00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:36,354
I'm more brilliant
265
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,182
than Dr. Insane-o
himself.
266
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:39,880
You'll never get us out.
267
00:13:39,923 --> 00:13:41,185
We're gonna die in here.
268
00:13:47,191 --> 00:13:48,758
I'm not gonna lie,
269
00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:51,848
I'm excited to get home
and start pooping indoors again.
270
00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:53,633
I know how to pay
for the festival.
271
00:13:53,676 --> 00:13:56,113
We'll franchise
Grilled Cheese Brothers.
272
00:13:56,157 --> 00:13:57,854
I got a loan from
the Nitrous Mafia to...
273
00:13:57,898 --> 00:13:59,639
Nitrous Mafia?!
274
00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:01,858
You made a brother promise
you'd stay away.
275
00:14:01,902 --> 00:14:03,120
Come on, Jeff.
276
00:14:03,164 --> 00:14:05,122
We're not really brothers.
277
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,603
You and me having
the same unshakeable bond
278
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,691
as Luke and Owen Wilson?
279
00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:09,692
Please.
280
00:14:09,736 --> 00:14:11,781
Anyway,
281
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,985
here's all the bread and cheese
I bought with the loan.
282
00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:20,964
Oh, crap, Wooks raided the van!
283
00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:23,184
The Nitrous Mafia's
gonna kill me
284
00:14:23,227 --> 00:14:24,359
if I don't pay them back!
285
00:14:24,402 --> 00:14:26,404
They were very specific
about that!
286
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,494
Seems like you got yourself
into quite the predicament.
287
00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:31,192
H-How are
the Grilled Cheese Brothers
288
00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:32,584
gonna solve this one?
289
00:14:32,628 --> 00:14:35,370
Oh, so now we're brothers again?
290
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:37,938
You mean that thing I said
about not being brothers?
291
00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:40,592
Brothers say mean stuff
to each other.
292
00:14:40,636 --> 00:14:41,724
Dick?
293
00:14:41,768 --> 00:14:42,943
You're right.
294
00:14:42,986 --> 00:14:45,380
I'll go talk to them.
295
00:14:47,774 --> 00:14:48,818
Jeff's got it covered.
296
00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:58,959
"We're keeping your brother
until he works off your debt."
297
00:14:59,002 --> 00:15:00,743
What have I done?!
298
00:15:12,363 --> 00:15:14,714
Hello, fellow fan.
Why so blue?
299
00:15:14,757 --> 00:15:17,020
The Nitrous Mafia
is forcing Jeff
300
00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:20,632
to sell nitrous at the festival
until he pays off my debt.
301
00:15:20,676 --> 00:15:22,417
Harsh toke.
302
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,375
- Am I using that right?
- Kind of.
303
00:15:24,419 --> 00:15:27,770
Well, I'm goin'
if you want a lift.
304
00:15:27,814 --> 00:15:31,339
Not in a million years, custie!
305
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:33,907
Yes, thank you so much.
306
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,362
You think you're better
than everyone else
307
00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:37,214
with your fancy R.V.?!
308
00:15:37,258 --> 00:15:40,087
You are.
This is exquisite.
309
00:15:47,703 --> 00:15:51,794
Usually the Nitrous Mafia
sells gas in the parking lot.
310
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,929
But today we're all
selling gas...
311
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,760
...inside
the concert venue.
312
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:04,067
How about I hang back and
tie-dye the gang's sweatpants?
313
00:16:04,111 --> 00:16:05,808
How about you...
314
00:16:07,114 --> 00:16:08,811
...get me my money?!
315
00:16:08,855 --> 00:16:10,857
So how are we getting
316
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,815
the nitrous tanks
past security, boss?
317
00:16:12,859 --> 00:16:15,078
Who said anything about...
318
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:17,515
...tanks?
319
00:16:23,173 --> 00:16:25,741
Now I get what
the mean nitrous man meant
320
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,309
when he said, "Who said
anything about tanks?"
321
00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:30,180
It was actually pretty clever.
322
00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:34,576
I just want to check in, Stan.
323
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,273
You're really sticking on 11?
324
00:16:36,317 --> 00:16:38,580
- Like glue, my man.
- Hello.
325
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,017
Thanks, I'll take an 18-year
Macallan on the rocks.
326
00:16:41,061 --> 00:16:42,758
We haven't been able
327
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,716
to book this room for a month.
328
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:45,935
We're closing.
329
00:16:45,979 --> 00:16:48,242
A server farm is
taking over our lease.
330
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:53,943
Don't bite on this, gang.
331
00:16:53,987 --> 00:16:56,250
It's classic Insane-o trickery.
332
00:16:56,293 --> 00:17:00,428
You do realize there is
no Dr. Insane-o, right?
333
00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:01,908
But there is an Ernie.
334
00:17:01,951 --> 00:17:03,213
He's VP of tech.
335
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:06,042
You'll liaise with him
from now on.
336
00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:13,789
So ...nie's bringing
my Macallan, then?
337
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,617
Ooh, it's getting
kinda hot in here.
338
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,314
I'll tell you who's sweatin'...
339
00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:18,750
Dr. Insane-o.
340
00:17:18,794 --> 00:17:19,969
This is so desperate.
341
00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:26,236
We'll take that hint now!
342
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,891
Come on,
we're gonna die in here!
343
00:17:28,935 --> 00:17:30,975
ESCAPE ROOM LADY Isn't
that what you said you wanted?
344
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,898
Don't you see, Stan?
345
00:17:35,942 --> 00:17:40,598
The Escape Room Lady...
she's Dr. Insane-o.
346
00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,210
Twilight Zone moment!
347
00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:49,694
Festivals are so neat.
348
00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:50,826
Shut up, Custie!
349
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,219
I gotta find Jeff before
350
00:17:52,262 --> 00:17:53,916
he's arrested for
selling balloons!
351
00:17:56,571 --> 00:17:59,269
Oh, man, if I get caught
with all this nitrous,
352
00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:00,705
I'm so screwed!
353
00:18:03,621 --> 00:18:04,621
Hold up!
354
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:07,974
You lost a little air.
355
00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:09,540
Let me top you off.
356
00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:11,891
I'm a cool security guard.
357
00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:22,989
Weird, no one down there's
selling nitrous balloons.
358
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:26,340
Weirder, buncha people
wearing Plokémon suits.
359
00:18:29,865 --> 00:18:32,563
The Nitrous Mafia aren't
selling balloons.
360
00:18:32,607 --> 00:18:34,739
They are the balloons.
361
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:39,962
But which one's Jeff?
362
00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:41,746
Runaway Jim!
363
00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,748
He's only horny for Jeff's leg.
364
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,836
So that must be Jeff.
365
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,316
Shut up, Custie!
366
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,752
Not now, Jim!
367
00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:49,711
I don't want you mixed up
in all this.
368
00:18:57,371 --> 00:18:59,199
Jeff!
369
00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:01,003
We gotta get you out of here
before you get arrested.
370
00:19:01,027 --> 00:19:03,420
Not until I pay back
the Nitrous Mafia
371
00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:04,832
or we'll be looking
over our shoulder
372
00:19:04,856 --> 00:19:06,641
for the rest of our lives!
373
00:19:06,684 --> 00:19:09,600
Then let's bust 'em right now.
374
00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:13,691
Officers!
Everyone wearing
375
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,693
a Plokémon suit
is a nitrous dealer.
376
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,434
You gotta catch 'em all!
377
00:19:20,611 --> 00:19:23,049
Oh, yeah.
That's the real deal.
378
00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:26,704
Freeze, Plokémen!
379
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,402
We know you're all
made of drugs!
380
00:19:30,665 --> 00:19:32,058
Nitrous Mafia!
381
00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:34,451
Initiate helium escape protocol!
382
00:19:40,196 --> 00:19:42,894
The Nitrous Mafia's
getting away!
383
00:19:42,938 --> 00:19:45,114
Phish fans unite!
384
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:52,208
Right. Phish fans don't own
any sharp stuff.
385
00:19:54,297 --> 00:19:57,692
Ah. The only thing
that can stop the Mafia now
386
00:19:57,735 --> 00:19:59,389
is a miracle.
387
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:05,787
A miracle!
388
00:20:16,058 --> 00:20:17,364
Whoo-hoo!
389
00:20:17,407 --> 00:20:19,714
Yeah!
390
00:20:19,757 --> 00:20:22,021
I was wrong about you,
Big Cheese.
391
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:24,066
Only a real big brother
would risk himself
392
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:26,547
to help his dumb little brother
out of trouble.
393
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:27,939
Thanks, Little Cheese.
394
00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:28,940
Let's go home.
395
00:20:28,984 --> 00:20:30,681
Orrrrr...
396
00:20:30,725 --> 00:20:33,380
should us brothers
split the acid
397
00:20:33,423 --> 00:20:35,686
I've been saving
in my pocket all tour?
398
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,993
That's all you, big bro.
399
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,214
Good, 'cause I already
took both doses
400
00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:44,869
and I'm banana monkey
bingo foot.
401
00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:48,221
May I have this darnce,
Madam Eucalyptus?
402
00:20:56,272 --> 00:20:58,274
Bye-bye!
See you soon!
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