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Good morning.
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Since when do you
drink coffee?
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Since I didn't get
any sleep last night.
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Aw, honey.
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Bad dreams?
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I wish.
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I had to hear people
doing it all night.
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Oh.
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You heard that?
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Yes, and it was disgusting.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that
your father and I
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were apart
all summer...
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Oh, my God. I was talking
about Mandy and Georgie.
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Oh. Right.
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Ew! You were doing it, too?
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Well, it's...
different.
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Your father and I
are married,
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so when we're...
amorous...
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I don't want to hear about this.
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What's for breakfast?
I am hungry.
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Nope.
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What's her problem?MISSY: Thin walls.
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She heard Mandy
and Georgie...
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You know.
Oh.
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At least she
didn't hear us.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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You need to talk
to your son.
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About what?
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
with him and Mandy
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being intimate.
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They have a baby,Mare.
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You're a little late
to the party.
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But, now, they are
living under our roof,
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and they are
still not married.
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This again?
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I am serious.
We have teenagers
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living in the house.
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What kind of example
are they setting?
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Same example you
were setting last night.
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We are married.
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And they're engaged.
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Well, what are they
waiting for?
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Why are you asking me?
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We have to say something.
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Or we mind our business.
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It is a sin, George.
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And like a good Christian,
I choose to forgive them.
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Cheers.
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Hey.
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You two decent?
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Yeah, come on in.
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Oh, hi,
sweet girl.
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She keeping y'all up?
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Oh, no, she's a good sleeper.
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She gets that from me.
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So, uh, what's going on?
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Well, I want to talk to you
about your wedding.
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Uh, what about it?
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When's it happening?
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Oh.
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Well, honestly,
since the tornado and moving,
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we haven't really
given it much thought.
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Of course,
that makes sense.
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So, let's think
about it now.
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What's the rush?
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Well, you're
living together,
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sleeping together,doing...
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other things together.
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Told you we were
being too loud.
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I'm ticklish,
I can't help it.
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Okay. I just think,
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if you're gonna
be doing that,
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you should be married.
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I thought when you got married
you stop doing that.
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No, in fact...
Don't change the subject.
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I'll get the monitor and the
computer, you get the printer.
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Hello.Hello.
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Don't forget the modem.SHELDON: Mm.
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I thought you were in school.
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Oh, I was.
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Evan and I just came
here to get my computer.
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I'm guessing
this is Evan.
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Yes.
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Isn't he great?
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Uh, Shelly,
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we're kind of in the
middle of something.
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Oh, still? I was hoping
we were done.
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No, not done.
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Just pretend we're not here,
as I'm doing with you.
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I mean,
she does have a point.
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What are we
waiting for?
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I guess nothing.
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Okay, then.
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Let's plan a wedding.SHELDON: Wait,
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a wedding?
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Does that mean
I have to be the best man?
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No, Sheldon.
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Okay. But I am the best,
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and I am a man,
just listen to my voice.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Can I come?Sure.
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No.No.
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Aw.
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Hi.This is a nice surprise.
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Mom around?
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Why?
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I'm not looking for a fight.
I just have a wedding update.
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Mm, sounds like
fighting words to me.
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Dad.Audrey!
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Mandy's here. She says
she's not looking for a fight.
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Hello, Amanda.Hi, Mom.
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Just get chilly
in here or what?
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Mm.MANDY: Just wanted
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you both to know that,
uh, Georgie and I
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are gonna be going down
to City Hall next Friday,
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and I was hoping you'd be there.
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City Hall?
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Is that really what you want?
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Well, it's not our first choice,
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but, you know,
after the tornado,
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it's kind of all we can afford.
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Course we'll be there.
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If you want a bigger wedding,
we'll pay for it.
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What? I-I thought
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you were too embarrassed
for us to have a big wedding.
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Excuse me, I'm j...
I'm gonna, uh...
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I don't want to argue.
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I just want to be part of
my granddaughter's life,
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part of your life.
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And Georgie's?
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Mm-hmm.
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And if a big wedding
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is what's gonna
make you happy,
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then I want to do
that for you.
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Okay, what's the catch?
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No catch.
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And if you want to get
married at City Hall,
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that's fine, too.
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Dad, Mom's being weird.
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I'm not here.
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I just...
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I just want to make things
right between us.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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So what happens now?
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I'm not used to ending
a conversation
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where one of us
doesn't storm out.
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How about a hug?
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Okay.
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Oh, that is weird.
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Yeah, it was real nice of
you two to pay for the wedding.
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Well, you know,
parents of the bride,
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tradition.Yeah.
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If you need us to help out
at all, we can kick in.
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No, we got it. Good, 'cause we can't.
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It's okay. I get to walk
my daughter down the aisle.
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Can't put a price on that.Mm. Yeah.
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I was real happy to hear Mandy
and her mom are getting along.
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Oh, me, too.
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You know, I wouldn't say this
to either of 'em,
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but they're both
a little, uh...
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Willful?
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Sure, let's go
with willful.
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I'm so glad they're having
a real wedding.
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Mm.
I got married
at City Hall,
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and I've always
kind of regretted it.
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We went all out.
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I had a gown made
special in Dallas
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with shoes to match,
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and a white cowboy hat
with a rhinestone brim.
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Oh.
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You must've been
so beautiful.
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Did Jim wear a tux?
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Probably. I don't
really remember.
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Do you think Mandy'll let us
help her pick out a dress?
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I hope so.
Mm.
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When she was a TV weather girl,
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you wouldn't believe
the outfits she wore.
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Oh, I'm sure
she looked cute.
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Maybe if she was doing the
weather on the street corner.
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Oh, my.
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Well, I'm sure she'll
dress modestly for church.
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They are having
a church wedding, right?
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Oh, they are definitely
having a church wedding.
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That is one thing
I am not budging on.
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Good, you and I are both
on the same page there.
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In fact, I already talked
to Father Donovan.
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Oh.
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Uh, is that your father?
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No.
He's our priest.
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Oh.
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So, you think they're getting
married in a Catholic church?
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Well, of course, we're Catholic.
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Oh.
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Well, Mandy said that
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you don't go to church
that often, so...
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how Catholic could you be?
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That's a funny question
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coming from a woman
who left her own church.
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I went back.
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And...
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my granddaughter
is not gonna be raised Catholic.
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She's gonna worship Jesus,
not the Pope.
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We don't worship the Pope.
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Well y'all sure bought him
a pretty fancy car.
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You want
another beer?
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Hang on.
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Yes.
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You people don't
even dance.
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what kind of a weddingis that?
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It is about the union
of two souls,
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not doing the hokeypokey.
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Well, George, it was nice
while it lasted.
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Yeah, you take care
of yourself.
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All right.AUDREY: Hell of a lot more fun
than a reception
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with no alcohol.That's all you people
care about, drinking.
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Jesus drank wine!
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Well, he probably had to
to put up with people like you!
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She just thinks
she can take over
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the whole wedding.Well,
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they are paying for it.
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So they can just buy
CeeCee's soul?
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No, no, no, you're right.
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How can you be eating
right now?
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I was up at 4:00 a.m.
spritzing this thing.
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Come on, try some.
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I'm not hungry.
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You sound hungry.
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Fine.
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Okay, it's delicious,
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but it doesn't
change anything.
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Ooh, smells good.
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Hey, where
are my folks?
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Oh, what'd she do?
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I-I don't want to put you
in the middle.
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Great. I'm gonna make a plate
before Dad finishes it all.
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What? I... There's 14 pounds.
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We're saying
the same thing, big boy.
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It's just...
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Your mother's trying
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to get you to do
things her way,
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and I...
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want you to have the
wedding that you want.
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Which would be the wedding
that you want.
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Or do we want
the same thing?
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Spit it out, Mary.
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Your mother
is insisting
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that you get married
in the Catholic church.
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And you want us to get married
in the Baptist church.
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It's an option,
but anywhere is fine.
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Is it?
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Yeah, but you can't drink
and dance at a Baptist wedding.
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Was I talking to you?
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Dumbass.
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It's just a little water
on her head,
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it's not a big deal.
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Sure.
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Um...
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It's your wedding,
it's your child,
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if you are okay,
I'm okay.
266
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I'm okay.
267
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,593
Then I'm also okay.
268
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Hi, Pastor Jeff.
269
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Can you come over right now?
270
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I need you to save
someone's soul.
271
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,037
Whose soul
needs saving?
272
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,560
Is it Sheldon?
273
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,040
I've been waiting
for this.
No.
274
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We're still praying for him.
275
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Come in,
we don't have much time.
276
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,959
What's going on?Mandy and Georgie are out,
277
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,701
so I was hoping
that maybe we could sneak in
278
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,920
an early baptism for CeeCee.
279
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,140
You know we don't
do infant baptism.
280
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,708
Yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid
that if we don't do it now,
281
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,797
CeeCee's gonna end up...
282
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:24,885
Catholic.
283
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,278
They do love to get 'em early.
284
00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:28,802
Yes. Come on.
285
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,327
Do you trust
286
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in Jesus Christ as your
personal Lord and Savior?
287
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Close enough.
288
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,683
It's on your profession of faith
that I baptize you
289
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,294
in the name of the Father,
Son and the Holy--
290
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,600
Hey.
291
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,080
Hey, sweetie.
292
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,690
How was school?
293
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,649
What's going on here?
294
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,129
Just washing
CeeCee's hair.Mm.
295
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,783
With Pastor Jeff?
296
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,656
It takes a village.
297
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Whatever.
298
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,966
Go, go, go, go.
299
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:03,967
...and the Holy Spirit.
300
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,665
Amen.
301
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,450
In your face,
Catholics.
302
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,540
You know, I was thinking,
303
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,063
for your something old,
304
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,674
you could wear my veil.
305
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,677
You know, Georgie's
11 years younger than me.
306
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,417
I-I think I am
the something old.
307
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,593
Don't worry.
308
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,379
When he loses all his hair, he's
gonna look way older than you.
309
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,380
Aw.
310
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,164
Thanks.
311
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,165
Hey,
312
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,732
would you be upset
313
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,691
if we didn't get married
by Father Donovan?
314
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:34,694
Did that woman convince you
to get married Baptist?
315
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,349
She says it's not a cult,
but I'm not so sure.
316
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,962
No, no. We're just--
We're thinking maybe no church.
317
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,573
It's just causing fights, and
Georgie and I don't really care.
318
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,748
What about CeeCee?
319
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,141
Aren't you gonna
get her baptized?
320
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,446
I don't know.
321
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,578
Maybe when she's older.
322
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,711
If that's what she wants.
323
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,062
It's your wedding.
324
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,586
Whatever makes you
happy makes me happy.
325
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,762
Thanks, Mom.
That means a lot.
326
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,069
Look at that sweater.
That would look
327
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,418
so good on you.
328
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,898
Actually, that is cute.
329
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,203
You should go try it on.
330
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,509
You think so?
331
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,076
Yeah. I'll watch CeeCee.
332
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,034
We'll go do a lap
around the park.
333
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,427
Really?
334
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,038
Here. Take my credit card.
335
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:15,996
It's on me.
336
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,389
Thanks.
337
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,701
♪ ♪
338
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,362
I baptize you in the
name of the Father
339
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,407
and the Son
340
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,235
and the Holy
Spirit. Amen.
341
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,194
Amen.
342
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,892
Here's a little something
for you.
343
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,418
Mmm.Mmm.
344
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:48,811
This is delicious.
345
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,508
Mm. You should've tried it
two days ago.
346
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,598
I wanted to.
But, instead, we left.
347
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,301
That's all
in the past.
348
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:03,739
Right. It was silly of us
to put our stuff onto the kids.
349
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,349
It's their wedding.
350
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,612
Weddings make everyone
crazy.
351
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,398
They're also
a celebration of love.
352
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,400
Sure.
353
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,445
Well, whatever they decide
with CeeCee,
354
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,664
that is up to them.
355
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,013
And the Lord.
356
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,580
Amen.
357
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,712
Amen, indeed.
358
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,113
Shelly, everything okay?
359
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,160
No, it is not. Both my computer
and my trust have been betrayed.
360
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,989
Okay. Well, we-we're
with company now.
361
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,381
You can fill
us in later.
362
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,165
I won't ruin your dinner
with the suspense.
363
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,081
Evan upgraded my computer.
364
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,431
Oh. That sounds nice.
365
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,040
He didn't even ask me.
366
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,913
Is it better?
367
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,915
It's different. What kind
of person takes something
368
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,091
that doesn't belong to them and
changes it behind their back?
369
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,010
Well, m-maybe he thought
370
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,186
he was doing the best thing
for your computer.
371
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,536
It's my computer.
It should have been my decision.
372
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,321
I don't even have a room
to storm off to!
373
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,457
He gonna be okay?
374
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,981
Oh. Tonight, sure.
375
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,853
Big picture?
376
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,945
I've got a hot wife
and a Nobel Prize.
377
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,424
I turned out fine.
378
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,213
Hey. You need a hand?
379
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,954
Oh. Yeah. Thank you.
380
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,522
Sounds like things
went better with my parents.
381
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,481
Yes. All good.
382
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,745
We were both being
stubborn before.
383
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,573
Yeah, I know
this is hard, but...
384
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:41,271
thank you for letting us make
our own decisions for our kid.
385
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,447
Mm-hmm.
386
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:44,796
You okay?
387
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,320
Yeah, yeah. Mm.
388
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,713
But, um...
389
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,498
there's something
you should know.
390
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,369
CeeCee...
391
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,156
accidentally got splashed
here in the sink this morning.
392
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,985
So what?
393
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,204
Uh, Pastor Jeff
did the splashing
394
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,466
while he was baptizing her.
395
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,426
That's all.
396
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,909
Can you believe it?I'm not surprised
397
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,519
she would do
something like this.
398
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,868
But don't worry--
399
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,609
I was one move ahead.
400
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,002
What does that mean?
401
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:19,135
It means
my granddaughter's soul is safe.
402
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,050
What did you do?
403
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,791
Is that the sweater
I bought you?
404
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,358
Oh, it looks so cute.
405
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,315
What did you do?!
406
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,969
I baptized her.
407
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:27,927
Grow up.
408
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:29,841
Hey!
409
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,496
Thought
I heard you-- Okay.
410
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,024
And they both went
behind our backs.
411
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,547
I mean...
412
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,678
can you believe that?
413
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,593
Well, my mom's
pretty religious,
414
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,594
so that makes sense.
415
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,292
And you're just...
416
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,771
okay with this?
417
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,121
Is it that big a deal?
418
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,861
They sprinkled some
water on CeeCee's head
419
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,298
and asked God to
look out for her.
420
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,299
Where's the harm?
421
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,214
Do I have to explain it to you?
422
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,432
No.
423
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,522
But could you?
424
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,786
They're making decisions about
our child without talking to us.
425
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,093
That's totally unacceptable.
426
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,877
I'm right there
with you. Not cool.
427
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,402
Okay, so what are
we gonna do about it?
428
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,230
Well, I'm gonna
talk to both of 'em
429
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,754
and make it real clear
there'll be no more baptizing.
430
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,930
We are done with that.
431
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,889
I forget sometimes
what a child you are.
432
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,935
You know, when you say
hurtful stuff like that,
433
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,676
you sound a little
like your mother.
434
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,330
Say that again.
435
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,986
Kind of wish I never
said it the first time.
436
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:27,987
Mm-hmm.
437
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,948
Why do I even talk?
438
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,646
Evan upgraded my computer,
which made it smarter.
439
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,953
There was one problem--
440
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,563
the darn thing
was smarter than me.
441
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,564
Check.
442
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,568
What are you
doing here?
443
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,440
What are youdoing here?Mandy and I
444
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,789
had a little disagreement.
445
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,704
I'm giving her
some space to cool off.
446
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,098
That seems wise. You
can be quite annoying.
447
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,274
I thought you were staying
at your dorm.I was.
448
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,232
My roommate violated my Tandy.
449
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,581
Who's Tandy?
450
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,715
Oh. That's sick.
451
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,151
That's what I said.
452
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,371
Mind if I crash here
tonight?
453
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,546
I do.
454
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:07,461
Yeah, well,
I'm crashing here tonight.
455
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:08,549
Fine.
456
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,464
Let me ask you
a question.
457
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,553
Can you un-baptize
somebody?
458
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,294
Well, since it's
a magical ceremony
459
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,296
that doesn't mean anything,
then, sure, why not?
460
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:19,125
In the name of science and
reason, I un-baptize you.
461
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,647
No, not me. Put it back.
462
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,563
Oh. Okay.
463
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,130
Control-Z. You're baptized.
464
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,740
Thanks.
465
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:26,784
And it's not for me.
466
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,308
It's for my daughter.
467
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,092
Mom baptized her
in the kitchen sink,
468
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,355
and Mandy's mom did it
in a Catholic church.
469
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,140
Sure. Baptists
versus Catholics.
470
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,751
Much blood was shed
over that in the 1500s.
471
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,144
They did it without telling us.
472
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,754
Rude.Anyway,
473
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,190
Mandy's on a warpath,
474
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,236
and all they were trying
to do is help.
475
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,847
Well, you're lucky it was just
a baby and not a computer.
476
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,849
It don't look broken.
477
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,416
"Doesn't." And it isn't.
478
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,330
"Ain't."
479
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,679
Point is,
480
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:52,984
my roommate went
behind my back.
481
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,725
Did he at least
mean well?
482
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,640
Absolutely.
He's a nice fella.
483
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,859
Then what's your problem?
484
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,600
I'll show you.
485
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,213
Check. Checkmate.
486
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,649
Computer wins.
487
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,087
And it's set
to novice level.
488
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,959
I don't understand a damn thing
I'm looking at.
489
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,358
I'm not a lawyer,
but you could make the argument
490
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,750
that my child was kidnapped,
twice.
491
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,012
And you'd think
Georgie would be
492
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,232
on my side,
but he wasn't even upset.
493
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,495
Well, you know,
sometimes men can be...
494
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,496
idiots.
495
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:27,976
Lovable idiots.
496
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,151
Look, they
crossed the line,
497
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,588
and there is no defending that.
498
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:32,720
Thank you.You know,
499
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,069
sometimes grandparents
just think
500
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,288
they can do whatever they want.
501
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,245
And they can't.
502
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,594
That's right.
503
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,422
Great-grandparents,
on the other hand,
504
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,468
well, they get a free pass.
505
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,383
'Cause they got
one foot in the grave.
506
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,645
Take a break.
507
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,342
So, what
am I gonna do?
508
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,170
I mean, I live
with Mary, and...
509
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,606
I'm stuck with
my mother.
510
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,000
Well, there have
to be consequences.
511
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,568
Maybe you could start
by cutting off access to CeeCee
512
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:55,699
for a little while.
513
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,397
Yeah, but then I
have no babysitters.
514
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:58,920
Well, let's keep thinking.
515
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,748
Unless you two
are volunteering.
516
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:01,662
Keep thinking.
517
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:05,318
Morning.
518
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,667
Morning.
519
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,538
What do you want?
520
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,585
I brought you some flowers.
521
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,155
You didn't have to do that.
522
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,418
I had to do something
to apologize.
523
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,855
For?
524
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,857
For...
525
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,467
not being on your side?
526
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:25,903
Attaboy.
527
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,818
Thank you.
528
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,604
Y'all got anything
going on today?
529
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,127
Not much.
530
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,085
Well, I had a nap
on the docket.
531
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,087
How do you feel
about coming down to City Hall
532
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,611
to witness me and Georgie
getting married?
533
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,874
We're getting married?Shh.
534
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,702
What about your parents?
535
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,573
Well, you're the one that said
there had to be consequences.
536
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,880
So we're really not
gonna invite our folks?
537
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,403
Is that okay?
538
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,363
Mm, I guess the only person
I need there is you.
539
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,844
Oh. A spite wedding.
540
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:54,889
I had one of those.
541
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:55,890
Shut up.
542
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,892
Let me get my purse.
543
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,292
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