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- ♪ We're tiny ♪ - ♪ We're toony ♪

♪ We're learning to be looney ♪

♪ And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ♪

♪ We got our admissions ♪

♪ Important for tuitions ♪

♪ Fulfilling our ambitions With our faculty esteemed ♪

♪ At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ♪

♪ The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ♪

♪ Since 1933 ♪

- ♪ We're classmates ♪ - ♪ And roommates ♪

♪ We paid The out-of-state bills ♪

♪ Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ♪

♪ They're furry They're funny ♪

♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪

♪ Their comedy is funny ♪

♪ And their friendship's Guaranteed ♪

♪ Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪

♪ And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ♪

Frenemy!

♪ So here's where The greatest toons ♪

♪ All got their humble start ♪

♪ There's quite A lot of history ♪

♪ For teaching looney arts ♪

♪ We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ♪

♪ Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ♪

♪ And now class has begun ♪

Wonder what Chef's cooking today.

Whatever it is, it's gonna be scrumdiddilyummy.

Cool!

Hey, dudes and dudettes.

The waves were calling this morning.

So, I only had a few moments to whip up

this deconstructed empanadas,

foamed Andean potatoes, and emulsified chimichurri.

Ah.

She skates, she surfs,

she can dunk, and she's a genius chef?

She can do everything!

Look at this. It's delicious and I can play it.

Totally. But, sometimes I miss simple food. Like Mom's--

- Carrots and grits! - Mmm.

The butter, the carrots.

The grits!

I had some leftover ingredients. So, I just threw together

this triple-whipped Dulce de leche with balsamic strawberries.

Oh, my sweet marmalade, give that to me.

Whoo! Food like this is why Acme Loo is--

The number one school every year!

And it'll be number one again,

even without me to give the tour.

I have never missed the Sisters of Mercy

motorcycle club retreat.

And I'm not about to start now!

Ooh, I don't know.

Every time you leave, these varmints erupt into doggone chaos.

Oh, pfft.

Cool Cat's so easy to please.

Last year, I put a wig on my smart vac

and he didn't even notice.

Giving a tour while cleaning the campus.

Groovy, Dean Granny.

Plus, after 25 years, I got this tour down to a science.

First, a tooney ball game.

Then we hit the pie technology center,

where we accidentally run into our

a cappella group, the Looney Tunies.

And we top it all off with an effortless 13-course meal

from our culinary genius, Chef Lola.

Ah, can't fail.

Ah!

Smart vac is on the fritz.

Gotta find someone with at least the intelligence

of a vacuum cleaner to give the tour.

Aw, hello, my talented twinsies!

Mom, are you floating?

Ha. Don't worry. There was a tiny leak in the bathroom.

Barely a flood. Certainly not a rapid.

Mom!

Okay, a massive leak.

But, uh, remember how you two always wanted a pool?

Oh, no. Are you okay?

Oh, yeah. I tried to fix it by watching some online videos,

but turns out raising 88 kids on your own

and having a black belt in karate, does not make you a plumber.

Oh, I'll find the money to fix it somehow.

All right. How can we help?

We could get after-school jobs and send you some money.

Aw! I've got the best bunnies in the world!

You want us to give Cool Cat

a tour of Acme Loo?

Yes, I just said that.

And you repeated it,

with an incredible amount of panic.

But if we're not number one on the Cool Schools list,

my parents will pull me out of Acme Loo.

I'm only allowed to attend number one schools.

It's part of the Duck Family Code!

Nothing to worry about.

Cool Cat's been getting the same tour for years.

It'll be a walk in the park, which is also on the itinerary.

As long as you stick to the plan,

Acme Loo will stay number one.

Here I come, ladies!

Watch as a professional

impresses the coolest cat of them all.

Cool Cat's younger than I thought.

Job board.

Okay, any postings for an ear model

or a funny T-shirt wearer?

I'm looking for professional chocolate milk taster

or murder mystery novelist, if you see those.

- Dirty diaper Stacker? - Toenail collector?

Living trash can?

These are after-school jobs?

Whoa! Cool poster.

Ah, thanks. Just a doodle. Really rough.

Assistants to Chef Lola?

We can help Mom while having an exciting job with free food!

And help Mom! Did I say that already?

Come on by. It'll be a breeze.

Excuse me, are you Cool Cat?

Ah, nah, man.

Cool Cat's my dad's name.

I'm Chillest Cat.

Dad passed the Cool School torch over to yours truly.

I'm gonna disrupt the old list

and bring it into the 2.0.

So we're giving you the tour and not your predictable father?

What a pleasant surprise we were obviously prepared for.

Excuse me.

Okay, then. Mr. Chillest.

No need for formal labels, dudester.

You can call me "Chillest".

Now, where's your local co-op?

If it's okay, Chillest,

Granny wanted us to start with the, ooh--

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm.

No corporate agenda, pig pal.

Follow our guts.

I wanna see what makes this school tick.

Now, we have no plan

and no idea what Chillest Cat wants to see!

My superior brain has gotten me out of bigger scrapes than this.

I've got nothing!

We're doomed!

Under Chef Lola's wing,

we could be the next Harefoot Contessa.

You don't think Lola's cooking will be too hard for us to learn?

No way.

You've seen her do it.

It's easy.

Ah, what are we cheffin' up today?

We've got the big dinner for

the Cool Schools list tonight.

It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Just whip up ten more of those,

and we'll move on to the next thing.

This is gonna be harder than we thought.

No worries. No one gets it right on their first try.

Did you get it right your first time?

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Let's tackle a few basic kitchen skills.

Super-easy stuff.

- Phew. - Finally, something easy.

Mom could just grab a couple of things

from the garden and whip up something really simple

and super delicious.

So why is this so hard?

Here's something I bet you're gonna love,

our many awards.

Ooh, look. See?

We've won every major academic award for tomfoolery.

Eh, I didn't come all the way

from Silly Clown Valley to look at a trophy case.

The last toon college I visited had an app that let you rate

the weight of every anvil on campus.

What's Acme Loo's vibe?

Kindly excuse us for just a moment.

I'm concerned Acme is not "cool" enough.

Of course Acme is cool.

Haven't you been to the tunnel painting gallery?

I mean, the blue period alone.

Yeah, we're old-school cool.

Not whatever that is.

We gotta do something big to impress this tastemaker.

Meet me at the Loo Bru in 30 minutes.

Uh-oh, what are you going to do, Plucky?

Plucky?

Just answering some supes-important DMs.

But now I'm ready to be impressed.

You know what's really cool?

How this water fountain goes.

Ooh!

It's so high!

You're doing great.

Okay, now let's test your palates.

Tell me every ingredient you taste.

Basil.

Hmm, sesame seeds.

Sea salt?

Hey, hey. That's pretty good.

You got almost every ingredient.

Except for one.

Pink pepper?

No, the secret ingredient I put in every dish is me.

You?

Not literally.

- Oh. - Phew.

Each chef finds their own unique style in the kitchen.

For me, I honor the ingredients with my flair and adventurous spirit.

When someone sees my entree, they know it's mine.

- Acme's so lucky to have you. - Mmm, mmm, mmm.

I was rooting for Chef Stork!

And now, back to Top Hat Chef.

Your flavor had me whisking for more.

And the presentation stirred me to the brim.

Con-grill-u-lations, you've been seasoned the winner!

Being on Top Hat Chef would be everything.

I could show the world my culinary style.

You gotta go for it.

Every year I apply and I never get the call.

Really? You?

But you're great at everything.

Well, that's not true.

I can't play disc golf to save my life.

And for some reason, I've never been able to get on this show.

Oh, boss, you'd be perfect.

You have a great mix of sassiness,

a go-getter attitude, and the ability to stay cool

during a high-stakes drama.

Is Hammer laughing or crying?

I honestly don't know.

Wow, now this is fresh.

Yep. And it always looks like this.

None of this is surprising to me.

This is Bru,

where real students come to be real and get real.

What have you done to the Loo Bru?

Not to mention Lil' Sneezer.

Hey, what's upside down my right-side-ups?

He's cool now.

Do you want Acme to drop to number two on the Cool School list?

No, but--

Then we need to impress him.

You haven't had coffee

until you've had a bev whipped up by

our resident bean artisan, Diz-mund.

Ooh.

Feeling like a Colombian single origin?

Or a Peruvian triple origin?

Organically sourced.

I see you and I love you.

Hook me up with a turmeric latte with apple milk.

Feeling like a Colombian single origin?

What a joker!

As you can see,

we're practically a cultural Mecca.

Well, if it isn't famous avant-garde tunnel painter, Sweeta Kahlo.

"Isn't this place, like, such a vibe?"

"All my inspirations come from Acme. All this art?"

"That's me."

Where's my free coffee?

Finish your job!

Ugh.

Fine! My drink better have extra whipped cream.

Feeling like a Colombian--

Single origin, single origin, single origin...

Dizzy, don't! I mean Diz-mund, don't!

Origin, origin...

This hat is setting off my nasal congestion.

I want a new costume!

Origin, origin...

Set?

Costumes?

You mean this whole place is a lie?

It's not a lie.

It's an immersive theater experience.

Okay, fine!

It's fake.

We have no idea what you wanna see.

I've told you, I wanna see what makes this school tick.

And you're not number one until I see it.

Don't worry, Plucky.

There's still the big dinner.

Babs and Buster won't let us down.

Guys. I'm so proud of what you've learned

in such a short amount of time.

Thanks.

We can't believe we get to cook this meal with you.

Hello?

What? Really?

Yes, of course.

Thank you.

That was Michigan J. Frog himself.

I'm gonna be on Top Hat Chef.

They film first thing tomorrow morning!

Gotta catch my flight.

Oh, so you're leaving now?

Before this big 13-course dinner?

No stress, young buns.

You two have this dinner in the bag.

Okay, cool, cool, cool.

All we have to do is cook the most elaborate meal of our lives,

and the fate of our school depends on it.

Cool.

I know you're disappointed,

but Chef Lola will blow you away with her dinner.

Nothing could turn the tides of this all-access pass

to a total bummer fest.

Also, my trust issues have definitely been triggered.

This is fine.

This is gonna go fine.

It's gonna be great.

Oh, no. Not now!

Mom's calling.

So how's my bunny wunnies' first day of work going?

Great, Mom. Pretty uneventful.

How's everything with the leak?

Oh, great. You'd barely even notice it.

Then I guess everything's great for everyone.

Nothing left to say.

Talk soon, love you, bye.

We're grasping at strawberries here!

Oh, no!

This dinner is a disaster.

Our school's gonna lose its ranking.

And worst of all, we can't help Mom!

That's it!

Buster, remember what Chef Lola said?

Anything can be a vert ramp if you want it bad enough?

Yes, but she also said when you cook,

put yourself in the food.

- Yes! - Now, who are we?

May we present to you,

the Bunny Family signature dish...

- Farm to table... - Carrots and grits!

What is this, rabbits?

Where's the deconstructed salmon foam?

Where's the sage-infused focaccia?

And where's Chef Lola?

Plane, frog, TV show, no time to explain.

Hmm, it's... It's--

Please, Chillest Cat.

You have to give Acme, the number one ranking.

Is Plucky begging?

It's the Duck Family Code!

I can't let my parents pull me out of this school.

I love Acme Loo!

And I love all my friends!

Did he say "friends"?

Yeah, and what's weirder is, I think he's talking about us.

Nah!

Even Buster, and he's not as smart or talented

as me in a million ways.

Do you realize what a confidence booster it is

to have him as my friend?

Please don't take that away!

Finally, it's here.

This is what I've been looking for.

Huh?

I've been wanting to see what makes Acme Loo tick, and I just saw it here.

The friendships, the love,

the passion in students like all of you.

And in food like this.

- You mean you liked it? - Liked it?

No way. I'm not an orange veggie kind of toon.

But the fact that students were able to make something

so filled with love,

that's mind blowing.

Shows me that Acme Loo is a school that creates truly gifted toons.

So you're saying...

The number one Cool School

is Acme Loo!

Heh, thanks for showing a cat a chill time.

You got one special school here.

Yeah, see you next year, Chillest Cat.

So, how did the tour go? Easy, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Whatever's on the menu is gonna be...

Delicious!

Ah, I knew you two could pull off that dinner without a hitch.

- Actually, it was really stressful. - And difficult.

I totally get that.

It's like every time I play disc golf.

Mmm.

- This is delicious! - Ah!

What'll it be, Plucky?

I'm feeling rather charitable today.

So I suppose if I must, I'll find some way

to choke down a serving of carrots and grits.

Enjoy, pal.

Or should I call you "friend"?

Oh, I know. I'll call you "my buddy".

Ugh! I should have never admitted that I like you.

Expressing real emotion always backfires.