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♪ They always said
it wouldn't hurt like this ♪
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♪ Still I think back
through the weight of it ♪
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♪ I'm sitting there
looking at the bridge ♪
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Carmie, your emotions
are out of control.
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You have no choice.
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You will be a Mythic
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and destroy all humankind.
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No!
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Carmie, are you okay?
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No.
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I don't want this life.
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Carmie, your emotions are
out of control.
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You need to calm down
before you destroy your room.
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Why?
Nothing in my life is calm!
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Tonight, I was finally
a normal teenager,
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glammed up, nice hair.
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He danced with me.
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He asked you to dance?
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Actually, I asked him.
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But then
my ultra-annoying best friends
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decided to ruin my night
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by telling me I have to start
some sort of war.
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Wait. What?
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Yes.
It's, like, some prophecy.
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But I'm, like, 14!
I can barely start a car!
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How am I supposed to start
a war?
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Prophecy?
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That's what you're
so weirded out about?
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Do you know how many prophecies
there are in the Mythic world?
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Like, a billion,
and they're never right.
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Always some kind of twist
no one sees coming.
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You're not listening to me!
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Dylan and Kev hunted a Goblin!
He told them!
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Pfft. A Goblin. Whatever.
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Then it's for sure
totally not true.
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Goblins are
known liars by trade.
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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I mean, how ridiculous is it
that anyone thinks
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that you could start a war?
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Maybe I could.
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No.
No, you couldn't.
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So, did he kiss you?
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No.
He was a perfect gentleman.
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Oh, sorry. Did you kiss him?
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Madison!
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Okay, okay.
So, tell me what happened.
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It was perfect.
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He looked great.
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We danced, talked.
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I looked great, too.
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♪
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- Para-cord.
- Spider.
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- Flint.
- Snakes.
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- Flare gun.
- Flies. Beetles.
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Beetles are an excellent source
of high protein in the wild.
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Not to mention the humidity
wreaking havoc
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for my sensitive skin
and sinuses.
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I hate outdoor school trips.
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Man, I wish every class
could be outside.
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Prize for today's scavenger hunt
is two tickets
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to the Bash Brothers
amusement park.
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Those tickets are mine.
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You've rappelled off buildings,
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run across rooftops,
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captured Hugars.
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Isn't an amusement park a little
boring for you?
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The Inverted Cyclone
Explosion Ride is calling me.
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Not interested.
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I had a bad experience
there once.
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- What happened?
- I can't relive it.
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♪
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♪
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{\an8}Bags outside!
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{\an8}Leave 'em or lose 'em!
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{\an8}Careful! That has
my midday cardigan in it!
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{\an8}Guys, Madison said that Goblins
are liars and tricksters,
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{\an8}and she doesn't believe
any of your Goblin translation.
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The Collector did say
not to trust them.
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Maybe it is wrong.
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Possible.
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So let's just forget all of that
and keep our eyes on the prize...
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Inverted Cyclone
Explosion Ride.
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Come on in, team!
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I want you to give a big welcome
to Tristan,
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our forest patrol guide!
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He's going to be handing out
the list for
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the "Find Nature, Find Yourself"
scavenger hunt!
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First person
to find and take photos
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of all ten items wins
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two free tickets
to the amusement park!
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So, find a partner
and let's move!
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- You're with me.
- No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
You're clearly an indoor person,
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and you're now, like,
a local celebrity
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since that cartoon book
came out.
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- It's a comic book.
- Yeah, whatever.
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You and me,
partners for the day.
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- Get excited.
- What?
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Wow.
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You're a forest patrol, too?
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You do
a lot of different things.
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I can do a lot
of different things.
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Like killing it
on the dance floor?
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Thanks for a great time.
So, how about you win
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- those tickets for us?
- Excuse me,
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but it's already decided.
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We're partners.
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I win, and I'm taking Carmie
to the amusement park.
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And what if Carmie wins?
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Then does she get to decide
who she goes with?
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It's impossible
she'll find more things than me.
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No offense, Carmie,
but I'm experienced as a hunter.
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Besides, who else would
she want to go upside down
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at 3G force with?
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You seem pretty confident.
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The woods can be more dangerous
than you think.
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Take that from Forest Patrol.
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Hunter trumps patrol.
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We're trained in bush craft,
trap-netting,
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and long-range archery.
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The first item
on the list is moss.
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Survival food techniques.
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{\an8}You know we're only going
to be there for one afternoon.
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{\an8}Oh, everybody thinks
it's one afternoon
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{\an8}until it's been three months
in the barren desert
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{\an8}and you've been living
off of cactus needle stew.
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Yeah. I'm always prepared.
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♪
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I hope you're prepared
for fire.
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Oh!
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My flares.
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♪
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One dust-free backpack.
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Slight hiccup in the day.
Not a problem.
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This is my element.
Consider those tickets locked.
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While you're out there,
keep an eye on Carmie.
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She's been really heart eyes
since the dance
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with that guy Tristan.
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There's something about that guy
that I just don't trust.
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Is it the straight
jawline, perfect hair,
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or upper-class-person status
that you mistrust?
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Oh, all of the above.
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- Ready to win this thing?
- Yeah.
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Hey, good luck, and, uh, if you
get lost, just remember,
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moss grows on the north side
of the trees.
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Follow it,
and it will return you here.
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Okay. Thanks.
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We're not going to get lost,
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and if you follow north,
you'll end up over there.
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But if you follow
north minus three degrees,
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then you'll end up back here.
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Okay. Suit yourself.
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All right, everybody!
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Remember, this isn't a race!
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It's a competition!
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Trophies gather dust,
but victory lasts forever.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Don't talk. Bring those.
Just follow.
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No.
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♪
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Look!
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Nice. And
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plume moss.
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Check. Two items down,
eight to go.
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We are so crushing this.
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What do you expect?
You name it, I can find it.
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- Hmm.
- Oh, great!
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- Oh, here. Have some chives.
- Chives?
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I don't really understand them
without a baked potato.
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These are great
for your cardiovascular health
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and are chock full
of vitamin K.
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We are so getting these tickets.
What's next on the list?
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Uh, butterfly, an insect
with large wings and...
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Got it.
I know what a butterfly is.
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♪
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Look!
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Carmie, no levitating.
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And that's cheating.
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What are you doing?
Someone could see you.
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Who? There's nobody here,
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and I was just about to take
a picture of this butterfly.
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It was so weird.
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I mean, it was so calm,
and then it just took off.
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Something must have alarmed it.
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So, what's next on the list?
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Nutrition, Carmie.
Look, blueberries.
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Bush full of them
right in front of us.
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Not for me.
I need my food processed.
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Your loss.
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Always take advantage
of a natural food source
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when in the wild.
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These are
the best blueberries ever.
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Dylan! Come on.
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Let's go.
I need to win these tickets.
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♪
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♪ They call me
Miss Independent ♪
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♪ I got the bag ♪
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Glamping!
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Shoes!
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♪ Big boy diamonds
on my wrist ♪
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Today's episode of Leanna Live,
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Glamping Edition,
will be featuring... Huh.
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And I can't believe that
I'm saying this,
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but what can you do
when the pickings are slim
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and you're in the wild...
Kev,
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the creator of Carmela,
the comic book.
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Hashtag you're welcome,
hashtag Lea Kev.
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Why is my name
listed second?
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Kev Lea sounds so much better.
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Don't argue with the host.
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Now, introduce yourself
using five active words.
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This is my worst nightmare.
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Okay. Dark, but okay.
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We can work with that.
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We're in the wild.
Let's talk plants.
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Did you bring indoor plants
to the outdoor forest?
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These are indoor air plants.
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Choosing the right air plant
is a make or break
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to your glamping tent aura.
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Tropicals and terrariums are
a great way to be part of nature
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while not being part it at all.
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Oh, and remember to always spray
your essential oils
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to create
that "just went hiking" smell.
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No! No essential oils!
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My sinuses! It burns! Ow!
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Cedar wood and rain. Ah.
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My eyes! No!
Why?
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We're never gonna
find the Queen Anne's lace,
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- are we?
- It's close.
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I can feel it.
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We're never,
ever, ever...
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Carmie, over here!
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Dylan.
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Come on.
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It was right here!
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Let's just go find
something else.
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No way, okay?
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We follow the list as is, top
to bottom, one through ten.
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That's why there's a list.
Follow order.
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Can you stop being so annoying?
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{\an8}Today's just not your day.
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{\an8}Oh, really?
I suppose you'd rather be with,
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{\an8}oh, clean jaw,
shiny teeth, older man
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{\an8}forest patrol guide, huh?
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- You're jealous.
- Oh, not even.
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Yes, you are, because Tristan
has been nothing but nice to us.
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- You can't trust him!
- About what?
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Taking him to the amusement park
if I win?
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If we win.
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You haven't found anything!
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You know what? I don't think
we should be partners.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- Fine!
- Fine!
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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Fine.
257
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,480
I can't just survive
in the wild
258
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,857
on my smoked salmon
and dehydrated fruits.
259
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:35,277
I need
my proper facial supplies.
260
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,530
A base cream
with ample hydration
261
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,281
will keep you glowing
around the camp fire
262
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,534
all night long.
263
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:42,743
How you feeling, Kev?
264
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,453
I can't feel my face.
265
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,164
Feeling better than ever.
I hear you.
266
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,542
Smile for the Leanna Lifers.
267
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,668
Hold on.
268
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,586
My assistant wants to see his
new glow,
269
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:56,215
so let me just grab cleanser.
270
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:03,431
No! Oh, my...
271
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,975
I lost the Wi-Fi!
I lost signal!
272
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,852
Leanna Live is no longer live!
273
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,780
Hello?
274
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,116
Which way is, like, north
on this compass?
275
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:27,037
♪
276
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,831
What did Tristan say?
277
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,666
Moss grows on the...
278
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,209
North.
279
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,420
Tristan! Perfect timing.
280
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,714
I think I'm a little lost.
281
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,550
One is never a little lost.
It's either you are or are not.
282
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,760
Where's hunter boy?
283
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,554
He couldn't find
anything,
284
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,055
and then he wouldn't
let me help.
285
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,224
- So frustrating.
- That's not surprising.
286
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,269
He seems like
a pretty self-important guy.
287
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,397
Now that I don't have a partner,
are you gonna disqualify me?
288
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,316
Never. Let me help you.
289
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,109
You'll win for sure.
290
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,236
Isn't that cheating?
291
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,320
Who am I going to tell?
292
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,907
Let's see.
293
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,992
Okay. Next up is a lily.
294
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:11,790
♪
295
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:13,876
Look.
296
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,670
- Oh.
- It was meant to be.
297
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,839
Yes, it was. It is.
I mean, it would.
298
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,883
I mean, it... I... Yeah.
I don't know.
299
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,218
Just... just wait there.
300
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:31,310
♪
301
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,272
♪ One ♪
302
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,526
♪ Two ♪
303
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,652
♪ Three ♪
304
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,239
♪ One two three four ♪
305
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,829
Chanterelle mushroom.
Take nothing but pictures.
306
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,707
Bullfrog.
307
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,836
Leave nothing but footprints.
308
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,174
Shells.
309
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,301
Kill nothing but time.
310
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:09,390
♪
311
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:12,309
Whoa. Orchid!
312
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,395
Last item on the list.
313
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,023
Finished. I did it!
314
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,483
I knew it!
315
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,281
Oh. Whoa.
316
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,783
Oh, head rush. Hold on there.
317
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,368
Better rehydrate.
318
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,082
Mmm. Nutrition.
319
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:40,087
♪
320
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,463
Beautiful.
321
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:46,468
Die, die, die,
die, die, die!
322
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,473
Ah, my artisanal chocolate bars
are melting,
323
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,143
melting away like this perfect
day of glamping.
324
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,481
Plants and foliage?
Check.
325
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,525
Bugs? Check.
326
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,611
The smell of the woods?
327
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,654
Definite check. Burnt skin?
328
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,450
From a face mask.
Unusual, but still burnt.
329
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,701
Check?
330
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,786
You are making no sense.
331
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,122
It does seem, for like,
two indoor kids,
332
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,999
we still went outdoors.
333
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,460
I haven't been offline like this
in, like, ten years.
334
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,086
Ten years?
335
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,005
Well, I got my phone
when I was four,
336
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,342
and I'd just rather look at me
than at my parents.
337
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,825
How much longer
is this going to be?
338
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,846
The longer I'm offline,
the more followers I drop. Fact.
339
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,848
Fact-ola.
Your followers love you.
340
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,308
They're not going anywhere.
341
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,644
Love is fleeting,
just like followers.
342
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,521
They're like animals who have
this constant need to be fed,
343
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,231
and content is their meal.
344
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,525
Leanna, have you
ever tried meditation?
345
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,569
Yeah. I have, like,
five meditation apps.
346
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,529
My longest record?
A minute and a half.
347
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,781
I am killing it.
348
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:49,949
Okay. Try it with me.
349
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,704
Breathe in for four.
350
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,498
- Hold for two.
- What?
351
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,625
You want me to breathe
and count at the same time?
352
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,169
You do the breathing
I'll do the counting. Ready?
353
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,381
One two...
354
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,299
Don't tell me when to breathe!
355
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:14,431
♪
356
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,143
So, what do you see
in those two guys
357
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,603
you're always hanging out with?
358
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,230
Who? Kev and Dylan?
359
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,565
Yeah. They're so different
than you.
360
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,110
Not really.
We have a lot of similarities.
361
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,736
We don't know a lot of people,
362
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,571
we appreciate
each other's fashion style
363
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,906
when most people don't,
364
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,576
and we're outsiders
living in an insider's world.
365
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,577
I don't buy it.
366
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,788
You know, I buy that's who you
think you are,
367
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:41,208
but I see an exciting
and intelligent person
368
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,293
who wants to turn herself loose
on a world
369
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,254
who expects her
to be contained.
370
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,965
Wow. You think that's me?
371
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,216
And so much more.
372
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,889
The next item on the list
is a butterfly.
373
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,684
Huh.
374
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,981
Oh! There it is!
375
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,692
Right there. Okay.
Let me get this one for you.
376
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,860
Give me your phone.
377
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,488
Just so you know,
I think this is a bad idea.
378
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,491
Anything to take you on the
Inverted Cyclone Explosion Ride.
379
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,458
What is that?
380
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,377
- Is that a phone?
- Uh...
381
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,796
Did you have a phone
this whole time with signal
382
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,964
and you didn't tell me?
383
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,842
I... I don't know. Maybe.
384
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,636
Kev! We did it!
385
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,638
You got into Fan Con!
386
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,849
Help. We are trapped
in the wilderness.
387
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,517
Uh
388
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,936
What? Fan Con? That's amazing!
389
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,732
Yeah. Oh, the crowd is going
to go crazy over your new comic.
390
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,525
What new comic?
391
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,152
I've just been writing
more of Carmela.
392
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,653
Well, you gotta keep moving,
kid.
393
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,297
You know, you got to stay
fresh and new,
394
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,491
or you're gonna watch
all your dreams and promises
395
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,159
go up in flames
in a dumpster fire.
396
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,744
- But I just...
- Look. I told them
397
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,097
you're writing a new comic, and
that's why you got in, okay?
398
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,664
So, you better start writing
something,
399
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,458
and you better start writing
it fast. Okay?
400
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,294
And I'm talking 30 pages
a week Jack Kirby fast.
401
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,589
This is the big leagues, Kev.
You gotta show up to blow up.
402
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,216
Oh, he'll blow up, all right.
403
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:15,052
Wait. Who is this?
Put Kev back on the line.
404
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,304
No, no, no, no. From now on,
all contact to Kev
405
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,890
will go through me...
Leanna Management. Bye-bye!
406
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,185
You just hung up on good news!
407
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,771
Don't worry! He'll call back.
408
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,148
Remember, you're the talent.
409
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,983
The money calls you now.
410
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,068
Leanna.
411
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,744
Good afternoon.
Leanna Management.
412
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,372
Be careful!
413
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,585
You're... you're almost there!
You've got it!
414
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:54,424
♪
415
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,468
Whoa! Oh! Ah!
416
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,719
Ah!
417
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,804
Tristan!
418
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,682
Oh! Oh.
419
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,811
Oh! Carmie, help me!
420
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,895
Whoa!
421
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,648
Carmie, help me!
422
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,276
Help me! Help!
423
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,611
Help me! Help! Help me!
424
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,197
Help me! Help! Help me!
425
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,325
Hello, Dylan.
How were the berries?
426
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,870
What? What? Huh?
427
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,586
Help me! Help me!
428
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,712
What was that?
429
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,339
Sounds like someone needs
your help, Dylan.
430
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,470
Help is on the way!
431
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,557
Carmie, help me! Ah!
432
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,640
Tristan!
433
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,060
Ah! Ah!
434
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,897
Carmie! Ah!
435
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,192
- Ah!
- Tristan!
436
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,528
I got you.
437
00:19:56,612 --> 00:20:03,612
♪
438
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,961
That was fantastic.
439
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,087
How did you
440
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,965
- Um...
- You don't have to tell me.
441
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,762
No. I... I want to,
442
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,096
but it's a secret.
443
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,559
You can trust me.
444
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:34,643
♪
445
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,907
I am half human, half vampire.
Blended.
446
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:48,038
♪
447
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,959
I've also
been hiding something,
448
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,294
not knowing
if I could tell anyone,
449
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,921
wondering who to trust.
450
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,633
I'm not who people think I am.
451
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:04,388
Well, tell me, if you want.
452
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:11,471
♪
453
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,286
I am also Blended,
454
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,745
half Warrior Fairy.
455
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:34,960
♪
456
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,675
You're amazing.
457
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:48,758
♪
458
00:21:54,813 --> 00:22:01,813
♪
459
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,493
You're so beautiful.
460
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:14,041
♪
461
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,507
Ah!
462
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:29,591
♪
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