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Carmie.
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{\an1}Carmie, are you okay?
Carmie! Carmie!
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{\an1}My birth mother?
My birth mother?
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{\an1}You got to see this.
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{\an1}The writing is beautiful,
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almost hypnotic.
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{\an1}Dylan, hey. Are you okay?
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What was that noise?
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Oh, no.
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No!
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{\an1}Oh, I'm good. Thank you.
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{\an1}No, no! Out of my way! No, no.
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{\an1}Oh! Oh, Batman number seven.
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{\an1}Oh, you're safe.
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{\an1}- I don't know.
- What happened?
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{\an1}It's been years since a grimoire
was addressed to me.
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- Grimoire.
- A what?
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{\an1}with incredible powers.
A magical book
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{\an1}They don't let just anyone
read them, you know.
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{\an1}So, this was sent to you?
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{\an1}No. Dylan just showed it to me.
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Well, it found you,
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{\an1}away from my merchandise.
so keep it
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{\an1}You never know with relics.
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{\an1}It just blew me across the room,
and I barely even touched it.
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{\an1}obviously, you conjured
Yes. Well,
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{\an1}- a telekinetic explosion.
- What? Conjured?
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{\an1}I didn't do anything.
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{\an1}Yeah. Well, tell that
to my comics.
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{\an1}I carbon-dated it 1403,
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{\an1}designed an algorithm
and I scanned it,
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{\an1}to see if it synced up
to a known language.
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{\an1}- I was working my way
- Right.
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- through all 6,000...
- It's Goblin.
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- Well, I don't know.
- What does it say?
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No one reads Goblin
except for Goblins.
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when I say this...
And believe me
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they are the worst.
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{\an1}No other Mythic likes them.
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{\an1}They chew with their mouth open.
They stink. They eat children.
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{\an1}They cannot be trusted.
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{\an1}a Goblin tried to sell me
Many years ago,
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were magic beans!
what he insisted
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They were chickpeas!
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{\an1}you ever found that thing.
Take my advice. Forget
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{\an1}Whatever it says is trouble.
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{\an1}Let's just forget about this.
I agree.
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Not a chance! Okay?
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A loose Goblin,
a magical skin,
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{\an1}Carmie getting blasted
across the room
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{\an1}Oh, I've never felt so alive!
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{\an1}a normal high school experience,
When I said I wanted
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{\an1}this is not what I had in mind.
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♪
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♪
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{\an7}eerily natural on you.
That looks
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{\an7}Really? How about this?
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{\an7}Don't... don't do that.
People will see you!
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{\an1}Kev, you worry too much.
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Dude, what is up
with your lunch?
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{\an1}Proteins, carbs, and fats.
Perfectly proportioned.
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{\an1}I measure all my macros.
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{\an1}some kind of a vision
Carmie, did you have
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{\an1}when you touched this?
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Smelled something?
Hear anything?
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No, no, no, and no.
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{\an1}What's the last one for?
That's four nos.
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{\an1}No, I'm not getting involved
with this,
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{\an1}now that I know that Goblins
are attached to it.
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- So...
- Yeah.
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{\an1}to the dance tomorrow night?
...you guys going
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{\an1}Dressing up to be put on display
and judged to see
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{\an1}if you're socially acceptable?
Not interested.
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{\an1}Isn't that all of high school?
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{\an1}Yes, but I agree with Kev.
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{\an1}I don't need somebody telling me
where and when I can dance.
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{\an1}When he's right, he's right.
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{\an1}Fine. If you guys don't go,
I won't go.
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Nice moves.
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{\an1}at the dance tomorrow night?
Will I see them
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Yes. Of course.
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{\an1}I'll be there. Early.
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{\an1}I have to get those free chips.
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{\an1}Sweet. Save me a dance?
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{\an1}Maybe, if you'll save one
for me.
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♪
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Is he gone?
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No. No. No. Yes.
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{\an1}I'm going to the dance!
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Wait. You just said
you weren't going.
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{\an1}Well, that was before.
Now, we're going!
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We?
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{\an1}Yes! You guys can be my wingmen.
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- Well no.
- How's this one?
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- It's too bold.
- Yeah.
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{\an1}Uh, too old.
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Eh.
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Ooh. No.
Washes you out.
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Oh, dangerous!
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{\an1}- Ow.
- Told you.
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Ugh!
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{\an1}You're going to need
outside help.
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♪
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Hey. Yeah.
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{\an1}I can't believe I'm saying this,
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{\an1}but I think I need your help.
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{\an1}Uh, what is all that?
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{\an1}This is your lucky day, my boy.
The second printing
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{\an1}of your Carmela Book One:
I Don't Bite Yet!
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{\an1}Tons of orders have come in
since the signing,
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{\an1}Protected-By-Plastic-Film.com.
and you're even trending on
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{\an1}Kev, you, sir, are the It Boy
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{\an1}independent comic book world!
of the self-published
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{\an1}- Yes. Next stop Fan Con!
- Whoa.
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{\an1}That's the biggest comic book
convention of the year.
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{\an1}Oh, you bet it is, and once I
finish your application,
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{\an1}with all your adoring fans.
you'll be able to hang
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{\an1}You'd do that for me?
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For you?
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No. This is for me.
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{\an1}My decade-long ban is almost up.
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{\an1}I'll be your plus one
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{\an1}and then return to Fan Con
in all my glory.
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{\an1}Introducing a new talent,
of course.
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{\an1}Now, all I have to do
is fill out a simple
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35-page application?
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{\an1}Send a physical copy by mail.
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{\an1}Well, why not just do it online?
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No, no.
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{\an1}This is a historical moment,
my friend.
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{\an1}I'm not going reduce this
to the metaverse.
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{\an1}it needs to be postmarked by
All right. Now,
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midnight tomorrow?
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That's impossible.
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{\an1}I mean totally doable.
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{\an1}Now, leave me to my task.
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{\an1}Come on. We've got work to do.
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{\an1}Yes. I also have work to do.
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{\an1}Okay. Move everything out.
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{\an1}Massage tables there,
supplies there,
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{\an1}and yeah, those lights, we're
going to have to change them.
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I'm glad you called.
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- I brought my team.
- Team?
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{\an1}in all shapes and sizes.
LeannaLifers come
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{\an1}Goblin is near a body of water.
then the best place to find a
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{\an1}what's in Abraham's journal.
Yeah. That checks out with
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{\an1}the seaside town of Doolin.
"I tracked a Goblin to
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{\an1}The beast thought the dizzying
Cliffs of Moher would stop me.
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He was wrong."
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- That's intense.
- Yeah.
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{\an1}I prefer to draw
my adventures,
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{\an1}not be a part of them.
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{\an1}This is the only riddle
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the greatest Helsing
could never solve.
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{\an1}You know, this is my chance
to reclaim my purpose,
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{\an1}make my ancestors proud,
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{\an1}in the Helsing lineage.
be the greatest hunter
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{\an1}You're not going to believe
what just happened.
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You found a Goblin?
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{\an1}We have customers. Kev.
Even better.
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{\an1}On it. Dylan, finish up here.
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Yeah.
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♪
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Gross.
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{\an1}You don't know how long
you've needed this makeover for.
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{\an1}Well, I really just needed help
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{\an1}finding a nice outfit
for the dance.
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- Nice or awesome?
- Awesome.
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{\an1}Well, that's almost impossible,
but lucky for you,
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{\an1}I don't believe in almost.
I got you.
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{\an1}and pore reduction treatment
This skin hydrating
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is the first step
of oh so many.
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the perfect outfit
We cannot find
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{\an1}until the rest of you
is ready to wear it.
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{\an1}Wow. Why so complicated?
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{\an1}Well, you're so happy
being you.
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{\an1}But when I'm done with you,
you're going to look so fire
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{\an1}fire extinguishers on standby.
the school's gonna need
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{\an1}But lucky for you, local fire
code mandates they do.
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{\an1}everywhere, always leaving
Goblins crawl
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their mark behind.
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{\an1}not to attract attention.
Please try
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looked at me funny.
Sorry! One of them
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♪
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{\an1}Same as the journal describes.
Yep.
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They do exist!
Goblin.
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{\an1}I've seen enough here.
Uh, I think
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{\an1}compromise this entire mission?
Quiet! Are you trying to
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{\an1}Well, what if I don't wanna be
on a mission?
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{\an1}Okay. Goblins are alerted
by noise.
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{\an1}If one is here, you just let it
know we're coming, okay?
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they eat kids.
Oh, and FYI,
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{\an1}why we should be going.
That's exactly
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{\an1}Uh, just to be clear,
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I'm a teenager!
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not a kid, child,
I'm a teenager,
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{\an1}or whatever age bracket
you eat!
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{\an1}Is this really necessary
for a school dance?
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{\an1}makes your eyes stand out,
Teeth whitening
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{\an1}and yes, it is very necessary.
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♪
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{\an1}Are you sure there's going
to be a Goblin here?
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{\an1}Remind me. How many Blendeds
have you captured?
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Uh, none.
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{\an1}Ah! I'm being attacked!
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Help! Help me!
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{\an1}He really isn't getting
the whole quiet part
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of this mission.
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{\an1}we need to release tension
Lastly,
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{\an1}and bring balance to the body
with a hot stone massage.
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Amazing.
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{\an1}I know, right? I feel so light.
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{\an1}Yeah. I know what you mean.
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{\an1}What is Kev's
artistic process?
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I know.
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{\an1}My greatest inspiration
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mm-hmm
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is a man
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like no other
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a man who is known
for his knowledge
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{\an1}of all things comic books.
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I would be nothing.
Without him,
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{\an1}I'd like to get this.
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{\an1}Interruptions everywhere,
all of the time!
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{\an1}Dude, you suck.
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{\an1}but we are closed now! Goodbye!
Thank you for coming,
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Sign, closed! Bye!
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Oh, my word.
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{\an1}Do you remember what I wrote?
No. Oh! Young lady!
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Bite me.
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{\an1}That's my good squid ink
as well.
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{\an1}The metamorphosis
you are about to witness
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{\an1}of long, hard, and painful work.
took hours
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{\an1}This cannot not work. On her.
Oh, not on me.
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{\an1}You had a spa team
and a professional shopper.
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{\an1}Yeah. How did you get them
out of here so fast?
237
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,653
{\an1}LeannaLifers get it done.
Moving on.
238
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:22,741
{\an1}It was a long, hard,
and painful process.
239
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,701
{\an1}You may not recognize
your daughter.
240
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,329
Carmela?
241
00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:28,330
It's Carmie.
242
00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:35,413
♪
243
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,803
{\an1}of myself as an alchemist,
I like to think
244
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,139
{\an1}like I turned your daughter
from a chunk of lead
245
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,431
into spun gold.
246
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,934
Our baby!
247
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,437
She's all grown up!
248
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:54,857
Oh.
249
00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:01,738
- Pictures. Pictures.
- Pictures.
250
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:10,247
{\an1}we really need a new camera.
Oh. Um, honey,
251
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,581
{\an1}Okay, people. Let's go.
252
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,168
{\an1}Oh. You look so beautiful.
253
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,336
Thank you!
254
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,839
{\an1}I'm one of the chaperones.
Let's go.
255
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,008
Have fun!
256
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,011
{\an1}We promised Carmie we'd be
her wingman for the dance.
257
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,470
It's late!
258
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:26,889
{\an1}The faster we find a Goblin,
259
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,599
{\an1}the faster we'll figure out
the answer to this riddle.
260
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,061
{\an1}"Goblins love loud noises,
Okay.
261
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,896
be it the clattering
of horse hooves
262
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,148
{\an1}or the racket of machinery."
263
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,280
{\an1}- What are you doing?
- Summoning a Goblin.
264
00:13:43,363 --> 00:13:45,240
{\an1}We've got to get
to the dance.
265
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,451
{\an1}This isn't really the best way!
266
00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:48,994
Okay.
267
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,330
{\an1}They might also smell
like rotten eggs,
268
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,958
{\an1}which we can find out quietly.
269
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:57,252
{\an1}Hey! You can hear you kids
from a mile away.
270
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,296
{\an1}Uh, we were looking for...
271
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:02,424
Who cares? Go away!
272
00:14:02,507 --> 00:14:03,508
Now!
273
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,018
Where are you guys?
274
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,272
{\an1}Uh, we're on the hunt.
275
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,609
{\an1}you always glow, literally,
You're glowing. I mean,
276
00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:22,736
{\an1}glowing glowing. Wow.
but you're, like,
277
00:14:22,819 --> 00:14:25,239
{\an1}- Yeah. They were Leanna's idea.
- Highlights?
278
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,449
{\an1}the "she's our friend
Leanna? Like,
279
00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:29,576
{\an1}but not really our friend"
Leanna?
280
00:14:29,659 --> 00:14:31,536
{\an1}I think you meant to say,
"Thank you."
281
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:36,041
{\an1}Are you guys coming or not?
Okay? I need my crew.
282
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,877
{\an1}my first high school dance!
This is
283
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,878
We'll be there.
284
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,795
{\an1}Uh, after we catch us a Goblin.
285
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,590
{\an1}This, this is imperative.
286
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:46,260
{\an1}Who's dressing up as a Goblin?
Is this a costume dance?
287
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,095
there were costumes!
Nobody told me
288
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,972
{\an1}Right. Let's go, girls.
289
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,016
{\an1}No. We're too early.
290
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:55,227
{\an1}around the block or something?
Can you just, like, drive
291
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:59,023
{\an1}If we're not fashionably late,
then we're not fashionable.
292
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:06,071
♪
293
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,161
{\an1}I'm going to have this done
Whoo! Can't believe
294
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,746
{\an1}with time to spare.
295
00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:17,207
Time to celebrate.
296
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,792
{\an1}Oh, good work, Collector.
297
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,211
{\an1}Well, thank you, Collector.
298
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,296
Oh.
299
00:15:27,842 --> 00:15:30,095
{\an1}It's actually happening.
Can't believe it.
300
00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:34,558
{\an1}Oh, my G... Uh, uh, uh, uh, ah!
301
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,145
Ah! Ah!
302
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:46,028
{\an1}Ah, it's not too damaged.
303
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,737
♪ Like duh ♪
304
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,823
♪ Walk through doors
with confidence ♪
305
00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:52,242
{\an1}♪ High heels click click
Always making moves ♪
306
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,494
{\an1}♪ I was born with this ♪
307
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,372
{\an1}I ain't got nothing to prove ♪
♪ There's no stopping this
308
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,584
{\an1}We should've waited 15 minutes!
We could be fashionably late!
309
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,252
Leanna, if we waited
any more time,
310
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,963
we would've missed
the whole dance.
311
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,256
{\an1}Ladies, you look beautiful.
Enjoy yourselves.
312
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,050
{\an1}Act like I'm not even here.
313
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,595
{\an1}[music playing,
314
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,138
Tristan?
315
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,350
{\an1}[music playing,
316
00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:25,275
♪
317
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,486
[seagulls calling,
318
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,821
{\an1}Will I ever bring honour
to the Helsing name?
319
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,701
{\an1}What did you say?
320
00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:37,037
{\an1}Uh, creepy old man approaching!
321
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,165
{\an1}the name-calling, kid.
Careful with
322
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,252
I bite.
323
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,503
Ever see a dentist?
324
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,798
Dentist? Why mess
with perfection?
325
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,884
{\an1}What name did you say just now?
326
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,552
{\an1}Honour to the Helsing name.
327
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,264
What do you know
about Helsing?
328
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,848
{\an1}I'm the great-great-grandson
329
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:59,476
Abraham Van Helsing.
of the fearless
330
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:01,436
{\an1}I come from a long line
of noble hunters
331
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,648
{\an1}and our legacy 'til this day
who live by virtue,
332
00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:06,150
{\an1}rings strong and true.
333
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,193
{\an1}That's the goal, anyway.
334
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,614
{\an1}That's what they all say.
335
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,163
{\an1}I can shrink you if need be.
Now, show yourself.
336
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,998
{\an1}Now, that's a Helsing move.
337
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,506
Whoa. A Goblin!
338
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:32,634
{\an1}Your scent was in the air.
I knew it.
339
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:37,347
{\an1}Your great-great-grandpops
let me go once,
340
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,640
or I got away.
341
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:42,144
{\an1}Not sure, but I owe him one.
342
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,146
{\an1}Wait. How old are you?
343
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,689
That's rude.
344
00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,649
{\an1}Can you translate this?
345
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,736
For Abe's kin?
346
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,029
Why not?
347
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,204
{\an1}[speaks Goblin language
348
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,419
Who's Carmela?
349
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,631
[music playing,
350
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,592
{\an1}First party of the year,
Update.
351
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,177
and good vibes.
352
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,762
{\an1}The food is atrocious.
353
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,682
{\an1}my best friend, Carmela,
But the real news is,
354
00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:23,227
{\an1}her friends ditched her,
mm, well, see,
355
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,519
{\an1}and her crush is a no-show.
356
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,481
{\an1}I feel so bad for her, right?
You know,
357
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:32,152
{\an1}but really, what a disaster.
I told her no big deal,
358
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,280
{\an1}Leanna, can we not do this?
359
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,324
{\an1}Sorry. I have to keep
a constant stream.
360
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,743
{\an1}Otherwise, my analytics
go way down.
361
00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:41,120
Yeah.
362
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:47,667
♪
363
00:18:48,668 --> 00:18:53,590
♪
364
00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:54,674
Carmie.
365
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,012
You look beautiful.
366
00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:03,308
{\an1}So, you just got here?
367
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,269
{\an1}You know how they are.
Yes. Parents.
368
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,687
{\an1}- They just kept taking pictures.
- Yeah.
369
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:12,401
{\an1}[music playing,
370
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,985
- Leanna,
- Stop.
371
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:16,571
{\an1}- we need to talk to Carmie.
- It's really important.
372
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,324
{\an1}than what is happening now.
No more important
373
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,117
- Carmie!
- Shh!
374
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,288
{\an1}[music playing,
375
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,166
{\an1}So, do you want to dance
with me?
376
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,751
Only with you.
377
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,878
Come on.
378
00:19:31,961 --> 00:19:36,966
♪
379
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,178
{\an1}♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
380
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,430
{\an1}♪ I'm ready to fall ♪
381
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,850
♪ In love ♪
382
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,978
{\an1}♪ I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready ♪
383
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,273
{\an1}You two second place.
Tristan first place.
384
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,108
{\an1}My makeovers are life-changing!
Now, back off!
385
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,694
{\an1}♪ I don't know where ♪
386
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,697
{\an1}♪ But I know that I'm going ♪
387
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,491
{\an1}♪ No matter what I do ♪
388
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,952
{\an1}♪ I'll keep my heart open ♪
389
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,120
{\an1}♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
390
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,457
{\an1}♪ I'm ready to fall ♪
391
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:13,212
♪ In love ♪
392
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,171
{\an1}♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
393
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,923
{\an1}♪ I'm ready to fall in love ♪
394
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,886
{\an1}the longest slow song ever.
This is
395
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,180
{\an1}♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
396
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,433
{\an1}♪ I'm ready to fall ♪
397
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:30,229
♪ In love ♪
398
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,688
{\an1}♪ I don't know where ♪
399
00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:34,691
{\an1}♪ But I know that I'm going ♪
400
00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:37,527
{\an1}♪ No matter what I do ♪
401
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,029
{\an1}♪ I'll keep my heart open ♪
402
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,156
{\an1}♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
403
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:46,870
{\an1}♪ I'm ready to fall in love ♪
404
00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:50,206
{\an1}[fast dance music plays,
405
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:57,290
♪
406
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,227
Oh! Oh.
407
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,775
{\an1}Ah. Hello! You're early!
408
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,318
{\an1}Uh, no. I'm actually late.
409
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,737
{\an1}for even swinging by.
So, you can thank me
410
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:24,449
{\an1}is still a bit, uh, crisp.
Uh, the... the package
411
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,576
{\an1}Uh, just give me a minute.
Give me a minute,
412
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,413
{\an1}all set for you.
and I will have it
413
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:34,208
{\an1}There we go.
414
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,127
Ha.
415
00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:39,589
Now, away with you,
person of the mail!
416
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:48,307
{\an1}- I slow danced! With a boy!
- Carmie!
417
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,767
{\an1}Do you see that? It happened.
418
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:53,227
{\an1}And you two left me stranded
with Leanna all night.
419
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,647
{\an1}- Carmie, you don't understand.
- No.
420
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,942
{\an1}I was my own wing woman,
and I crushed it!
421
00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:00,360
{\an1}Carmie, you need to listen.
422
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,321
{\an1}Not right here.
423
00:22:04,238 --> 00:22:05,949
We found a Goblin.
424
00:22:06,032 --> 00:22:07,951
What? Really? How?
425
00:22:08,034 --> 00:22:09,494
Uh, an old friend
of the family.
426
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,746
{\an1}Yeah, and he translated
the skin.
427
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,373
What does it say?
428
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,166
will choose Mythic
That Carmela
429
00:22:15,249 --> 00:22:18,378
{\an1}in a war against humans.
and lead them
430
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,089
You have no choice.
431
00:22:21,172 --> 00:22:26,052
{\an1}and destroy all humankind.
You will be a Mythic
432
00:22:27,053 --> 00:22:28,096
No.
433
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,140
No.
434
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:37,606
♪
435
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,816
Hello?
436
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,986
Hello?
437
00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:45,029
Does she trust you?
438
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:47,699
Oh, she trusts me.
439
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:51,911
I'll deliver her.
440
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:06,961
♪
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