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♪Mysterious person, don't ask for now♪

♪First, disguise and behave♪

♪The eyes of love are probing♪

♪Revealing the tension♪

♪Impatience also requires waiting♪

♪Countless possibilities have confirmed♪

♪This identity♪

♪Intricate clues have stirred up♪

♪That restless mind♪

♪Mind reader, read the lips, read the dreams, read the souls♪

♪We have become one♪

♪Turn around, guess confidently, guess accurately♪

♪Guess who I am, the game score♪

♪Mind reader, read the lips, read the dreams, read the souls♪

♪Tell me, who will ultimately win?♪

♪Without contention, how will we recognize who we are?♪

[Guess Who I Am]

[Adapted from Yi Jin's original novel "Hao, Please Don't Be Friends with Me"]

[Episode 8]

Shen Shuangshuang, Gu Zijun.

You two are really

heartless.

You just let me…

What's wrong with you two?

Enemies are bound to meet on a narrow road.

I'm heartbroken.

[Sheng Silin, 999 New Messages]

When did I add this person?

Am I crazy?

[Delete Contact]

I,

Sky God,

a man who might very well be sculpted by the Roman gods,

offering such a unique confession.

And all I get is being blocked?

She is indeed the woman I have fallen in love with.

Don't lose heart, besties.

I have made an important discovery.

I've found out that Qin Hao

has once again fallen into

my beauty trap.

He is now in the palm of my hand.

God is fair.

Although we lost the team battle,

we can still challenge each other individually.

How to control yourself

from feeling inexplicably attracted to someone.

Coming uninvited.

Cherish the people before you.

This reeks of romance.

Thanks for the invitation.

To get the solution,

click on the link to find out.

[Don't hold back. If you like them, chase them.]

Why did they let her sneak in again?

Sooner or later I have to complain to property management.

Come here.

Why are you here?

We are married.

Can't I come here?

What on earth do you want?

What do you mean by 'What do you want?'

Let's have a good chat.

Qin Hao.

Qin Hao.

Just return the contract to me.

Okay?

No.

Because of the contract,

I'm losing my appetite and sleep.

How could you bear to

see me suffer?

Actually,

maybe I could return it to her.

Qin Hao, are you crazy?

Come and hand over the contract obediently.

What is it?

No, impossible.

Qin Hao,

you look so handsome

when you're working out.

But isn't it too tiring?

Do you want your dear wife

to get you a glass of water?

Don't you want to drink some water?

Then do you want to take a break?

If you don't rest,

I will feel bad for you.

Then let your dear wife

wipe your sweat for you.

Why are you sweating so much?

Qin Hao.

Hao.

Hao.

Just give up resisting.

You can't refuse me.

Be good and take out the contract.

Since I can't refuse you,

why don't I stop refusing?

What... What do you mean?

I mean it literally.

Since you, my wife,

are so anxious,

why don't you come to the room with me

so that we can get intimate?

Our team's no. 1 solo champion.

How did the battle go?

You look defeated.

A complete failure.

I remember somebody saying

that Qin Hao

is already hers.

As soon as she takes action,

Qin Hao will definitely

hand over the contract obediently

like a person who has drunk some ecstasy soup.

This ecstasy soup

seems potent.

Look at how you're blushing.

Did you drink some yourself?

What are you blabbering about?

This is because I was running outside.

It was too hot.

Hot weather?

Let me see.

The weather is cooling a lot.

You don't understand a thing.

I'm just setting up today.

When the next time comes,

he will surely be in my grasp.

Honglin.

I'm thinking

after Chengchuan returned to China,

he hasn't even been to our place for dinner.

How about I invite him over?

I'll call Jingyi here too.

What do you think?

What did Jinghui tell you again?

Why? He didn't say anything.

I thought that after what happened then,

you and Liang

were not on good terms.

Why don't we take this opportunity

to mend your relationship?

Haven't you always wanted to

get closer to the Liang family?

Okay.

I'll let you handle this matter.

Okay.

Mom, are you stupid?

Why are you inviting thieves into our house?

Are you stupid?

Let me ask you this.

Do you still want to marry Liang Jingyi?

Think about it. Ji Chengchuan

just got married.

This young couple is having a blast.

By that time, I will ask him to bring Song Yao

along.

This young couple will definitely be

lovey-dovey.

When Liang Jingyi sees it,

she will realize she'll have to let go of him sooner or later.

By that time,

won't you have a chance?

Hello?

Okay.

Chen Yaqin invited me over

for dinner tonight.

She asked me to bring along Song Yao.

Do you need me to refuse for you,

Qin Hao?

No.

We can't hide this

forever.

Besides, she also said that she invited Liang Jingyi.

This is a good chance

to break her fantasy.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Why are you exercising all of a sudden?

Who?

Me!

What are you doing?

It's rare

that I want to exercise

and work out.

Are you ill?

Do you have a cure for it?

Recently, you are really…

What's wrong with me recently?

Why... Why are you here?

What is this?

He didn't even knock.

You're a match made in heaven.

Two psychos.

What do you want to do?

I'm not the kind of person you think I am.

What are you thinking about?

Put this on.

Join me for dinner tonight at Ji Residence.

Ji Residence?

Wouldn't I be trapped in a wealthy family?

I won't go.

If something goes wrong,

I can't take responsibility for it.

I'm not going.

I don't mind helping you get changed with my own hands.

No, I shan't trouble you.

I'll do it myself.

Please.

He should've told me earlier about the dinner.

No one in the Ji family is a proper person.

I have to think of a way

to not meet their eyes.

Sunglasses?

Wearing sunglasses when meeting his parents

is too pretentious.

Sun hat.

It's dark now, there are no UV rays.

It would be absurd to wear a hat.

Never mind.

The old man is getting older.

If you scared him,

you were to blame.

I hate wearing this the most.

You really know how to cause trouble for me.

I'm so annoyed. It's all Qin Hao's fault.

Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Four, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Are you ready?

Why did you cry?

Do you hate going with me that much?

What are you doing?

Try poking your eyes with your finger.

Later when we're at Ji Residence,

don't try anything funny.

Okay, I will stay quiet and obedient.

That's it for today.

Do some stretching.

Mr. Ji, the dishes are all ready.

Okay.

All right, we're having a family dinner today.

It's a rare occasion that all of us can have a meal together.

Help yourselves.

Jingyi,

this shrimp is so delicious.

Here.

Okay.

Dear, here.

Have a mushroom.

Qin Hao, you didn't expect this, did you?

Although Zhuang and I

have just known each other for a few days,

I know

he never eats mushrooms.

I want you to

give yourself away

before the Ji family.

Let's see if you still dare to be smug with me.

Honey, did you forget?

I never eat mushrooms.

That's not right.

Your mouth is dirty, let me wipe it for you.

You've done your homework.

Thanks, dear.

An,

learn from your brother.

Be kinder to your wife in the future.

Jingyi,

I just peeled this shrimp for you.

Good evening, Mr. Chen.

Honglin, Yaqin.

My flight was delayed.

Sit there.

Sit down quickly.

Jinghui.

When you were away on the business trip,

many major things happened.

Ms. Song and Chengchuan

are married.

Ms. Song

is truly extraordinary.

You can be considered

marrying into wealth.

In that aspect,

Mrs. Chen is more experienced.

Chengchuan,

come with me.

Here, eat. Be good.

Okay.

You're both living separately.

How can you call it a marriage?

Are you trying to fob me off?

Sir,

Yao and I were reunited after many years.

Everything takes time.

Chengchuan,

since you are married,

just live together already.

I don't want to be ridiculed by others for this.

You shouldn't be concerned with

my personal affairs with Yao, sir.

Okay, if you refuse the Liang family's help,

don't blame me for not paving the way for you.

If you want to gain a foothold in Chengtian,

you'll have to depend on your own abilities.

If there is nothing else,

I shall excuse myself.

Why was this house built

like a maze?

Ms. Song,

you really are something.

Or I should call you my niece-in-law now?

Our cooperation will continue.

And you

will continue to stay by his side.

Report his actions to me anytime.

Prevent him from doing something

unfavorable to

our group.

Ms. Song,

you plotted meticulously

to enter the Ji family.

You must have a big ambition.

Chengchuan and I got married

all thanks to your introduction.

If you cause any more trouble,

let's see if Chengchuan

trusts his step-uncle

who is trying to sow discord,

or his wife

whispering intimately to him.

I will return the money to you.

Miss Liang,

if there's nothing important,

could you please make way?

Who are you showing

this pitiful pretense to?

You wench.

Of course, for those who want to see it.

I advise you to leave Ji Chengchuan as soon as possible.

A romance with unequal familial status

will not bear fruit.

It would be best for both of you to separate as soon as possible.

Okay, I'll think about it.

What's with your attitude?

Look at yourself.

Are you even worthy of him?

Yes, I'm not good enough for him.

You deserve him better.

You are simply

a beautiful pair, a perfect couple,

a match made in heaven.

Oh, right.

Can you help me persuade him

to dump me as soon as possible?

Then he can send a carriage to you

and carry you home to marry you.

What?

What's with

your weird tone?

My nephew

is excellent but naive.

He is still young.

Do you want me to dump you?

Do you really want to divorce me that badly?

Why did you spout nonsense

in front of Liang Jingyi?

I wasn't talking nonsense.

I didn't bring you here

for you to wreak havoc.

I wasn't wreaking havoc.

From today onward,

you move into my house and live with me.

What?

Are you okay? Are you crazy?

I knew you were perverted,

but I didn't know

that you would be this perverted.

Let me tell you,

I'm poor but I have dignity.

I only sell my skills, not my body.

Give up on this thought.

Selling your skills but not your body?

Yes.

Last night, who was the one

who stuck around my house and wouldn't leave?

Forcing herself on me?

That's because you took the…

Forget it, stop the car.

Stop the car!

If you don't stop it,

I will jump out of the car.

Song Yao.

Get in.

Song Yao.

Get in the car and stop making trouble.

I'll give you ten seconds

to get out of my sight.

It seems like their relationship

is not as lovey-dovey

as they looked during dinner

just now.

Hello?

Help me with something.

[Sheng Silin]

Aphrodite?

It is so close!

This is an opportunity not to be missed.

Goddess, here I come.

Mr. Sheng Jr.,

have you finally decided

to go back to work?

If not,

Mr. Sheng Sr. told us

that you can't go anywhere.

Excuse me.

Mr. Sheng Jr.

Mr. Sheng Jr.

Mr. Sheng Jr.!

Mr. Sheng Jr., please stop it.

If not, I can't explain myself to your brother,

Mr. Sheng Jr.

The sound from branded bluetooth speakers

really sounds like the real thing.

Mr. Sheng Jr.!

Well,

you get what you pay for.

Mr. Sheng Jr.!

I can't explain myself to your brother.

I really can't!

What kind of lousy place is this?

I can't even get a taxi.

I should've

kicked Qin Hao out of the car.

Why should I get out of the car?

Playing this game with me?

You will definitely call me

within three minutes,

begging me to pick you up.

What a coincidence.

Once a coincidence, twice a coincidence.

Can it still be called a coincidence after so many times?

Perhaps

it's destiny.

Don't you know me?

I am

the unparalleled good-looking man.

It's me, Sheng Silin.

Look at this godly handsome face.

She is so fascinated

that she is speechless.

Five minutes.

No, eight minutes.

She will definitely call me.

I understand.

Having a WeChat friend

as perfect as me

will surely make you feel inferior.

Actually, you don't have to feel this way.

After all, in the whole world

there is only one me.

I'll make an exception

and allow you to be my good friend.

You're not making any sense.

Quickly

remove me

from your WeChat block list.

You don't have to be embarrassed.

After all, I am a man.

As I said, you are…

No.

Don't follow me.

Okay, I'll do as you say.

Goodbye.

[Crazy guy]

What took you so long

to answer my call?

Who is this?

Sheng Silin?

How come Song Yao's phone

is with you?

Where are you?

The two of us are at the bus stop.

Well, well. She refuses to get in my car

but leaves her phone behind

with another man.

It is you.

Where is Song Yao?

I sent her home.

She left her phone here.

Don't worry.

First, make a call

to this phone.

How else would I know

that you know her?

Maybe you were coveting this phone

and trying to falsely claim it.

Turns out the Crazy Guy

is you.

[Crazy Guy]

Stay away from her.

No, I prefer not.

I want to be closer to her.

Closer.

I want to get super close to her.

You're nuts.

Live together with him?

Unexpectedly, Qin Hao is also a pervert.

Yao.

You must not back down on this matter.

If he dares trying anything funny, I will…

Shen Shuangshuang,

stop meddling in other people's business.

Maybe Yao

is very happy.

Not only happy, but extremely happy.

Gu Zijun,

what nonsense are you talking about?

Do you see Yao as that kind of person?

How would she like some jerk

like Qin Hao?

Let's talk.

See?

What did I say?

Look at how they are glued together.

Inseparable.

Shut up.

Our store is closed. Please take your leave.

Don't you want your phone back?

Give it to me.

[Dear]

You…

We are now a legal couple.

Why? Does my honey wish for

a more intimate term?

How about 'Dear Hubby'?

You are too shameless.

Change it quickly, hurry up!

Give it to me! Give it back to me!

Give it back to me!

You…

So desperate to fall into my embrace?

Why don't you move in with me as soon as possible?

Shut up!

You…

What a pervert!

Let me tell you this!

Even if I wander on the streets,

I won't live together with

a pervert like you!

Pervert, cursed rogue!

Stop running! Stop right there!

You…

Just wait.

Sooner or later I'll make you move in

with me.

Dream on!

Let me guess

the only one who could

make Hao into this state

must be the marvelous

Ms. Song Yao.

Am I right?

Qin Hao,

I found out that Liang Jingyi

is investigating Song Yao.

She seems to be doubting

the truth behind your marriage.

Do you need me to…

No.

Liang Jingyi has no patience.

She will act soon.

Now that Ji Honglin has

started to doubt Song Yao and me,

I need to find a reason

to make Song Yao move in here

and dispel their suspicions.

So...

You're going to make Liang Jingyi part of the plan?

Yes.

Cunning.

♪Hiding on the rooftop nearest to the night sky♪

♪You ask if we can be considered deserters♪

♪Drinking neon-toned whiskey♪

♪Is it the moonlight or can't we distinguish it?♪

♪Drink to my long-hidden concern♪

♪Drink because I'm not happy♪

♪The city pretending to sleep takes off its mask♪

♪Finally, I find the most real you♪

♪Guessing while intoxicated which star you belong to♪

♪I'll try to pick it and give it to you♪

♪Now it's your turn to guess which star I came from♪

♪Did I save the Milky Way in the past life♪

♪The night wind brings us closer together♪

♪You ask if shooting stars have secrets♪

♪Is the moon pretending to be awake?♪

♪Just like me, just like you, inconsistent inside and out♪

♪A pair of eyes that are discerning♪

♪A garment adorned with stars and moons♪

♪The sleeping city steals dreams♪

♪I've accidentally entered your game♪

♪Guessing with sincerity which star you belong to♪

♪I'll try to polish it and give it to you♪

♪Guess with your true heart, which star I come from♪

♪In the past life, I must have saved the Milky Way♪