Original subtitles

Rex: finally, you're going

Down!

Noah: you're serious?

Rex: okay, whoever makes the

Next shot is the all-time

Champion.

[ headset beeping ]

I've got a level-two threat in

The vicinity.

To be continued.

Noah: you can lose now.

You can lose later.

Doesn't matter to me.

Why can't you just accept that

I'm better than you at

Something?

And shouldn't you be in a hurry?

Rex: relax.

It's only a level two.

Oh, wait. That's right.

The lower the number, the worse

The threat.

You know, they really should

Change that.

Whoa!

Thanks. We got it from here.

Rex: is that you, beasley?

Here.

Now when I show up to save your

Bacon, you can fry me some.

[ chuckles ]

You try fighting these things

Without some fancy sword popping

Out of your arm.

You could never do what we

Do.

Rex: what, tell people to

Stand back while I kick evo

Butt?

Spend some time in our basic

Training, and you'll see.

[ laughs ]

He wouldn't last a week in

Basic.

Actually, I don't think he'd

Last a day.

See you next time, hot shot.

Rex: hey!

Next time some evo tries to eat

Your brain, don't come crying

To me.

Can you believe those guys?

Noah: actually, I've seen the

Commercials.

Providence basic looks tough.

I mean, I could handle it.

You? I don't know?

Rex: come on.

You know I'd kick your butt.

Noah: says the guy who's

Currently 0-42 against me in

Basketball.

Rex: oh, is that a challenge?

Gentlemen.

Gentlemen!

Welcome to basic training!

♪ so make way to start the

Revolution ♪

♪ make way

♪ we're gonna have fun tonight

♪ make way to start the

Revolution ♪

♪ so make way to start the

Revolution ♪

♪ make way to start the

Revolution ♪

♪ so make way

Captain calan tells me you

Two want a taste of basic.

Rex: yeah, but not the easy

Version.

We want to be treated no

Different than any other cadet.

All right.

All you need to know-- that's

Where we eat, and that's where

We blow stuff up.

[ both gasp ]

Another excellent combat

Example...

Rex: hey, they're studying

Me!

...Of how a providence

Fire team can overcome the

Tactical deficiencies of this

Particular special agent.

Noah: very educational.

These will be your quarters.

Rex: this must be what

College is like.

But with weapons.

This is cadet kenwyn jones.

If you have any questions, ask

Her.

I'll check back with you first

Thing tomorrow morning.

Enjoy your stay.

Rex: he was really nice.

He always is...

On the first day.

Noah: what's down there?

The stone steps.

They don't waste a jump jet on

Us when we quit.

You have to walk.

Better turn in.

The day starts early around here.

Here.

Noah: I have to say, this

Isn't what I was expecting at

All.

Rex: I know.

This is gonna be a piece of cake.

Cake.

[ gasps, screams ]

Noah: ah, it can't be morning

Already.

12:01 a.M. Is morning to me.

Let's go!

Rex: [ yawns ]

Grab that bar!

That is providence property you

Just abused.

Both of you, drop and give me

20!

Noah: [ groans ]

[ sarcastically ] He's really

Nice.

Rex: hey, try to keep up.

You think that was too easy?

Make it 1,000, both of you.

Rex: yes, sir!

[ coughs ]

No. 1,000 sit-ups.

[ thunder crashes ]

Rex: [ groans ]

What's the matter?

Don't have a machine for that?

Noah: try to keep up.

223, 224...

Where did you maggots learn

To brush your teeth?!

Did you just mess up my floor?!

Pick that up and put it back in

Your mouth!

Noah: 977, 978...

Rex: [ retches ]

Did you just mess up my

Lawn?!

Hmm. Hmm.

Can't you even disassemble a

Simple neural-detention grid?

I can do more with one hand than

You can do with two extra giant

Fists!

Rex: can you just take a

Break for one minute?!

My job is to train soldiers.

Every minute I spend with you,

Real providence cadets are not

Getting the benefit of my

Evo-killing expertise.

Rex: [ groans ] Help!

Hello?!

[ laughter ]

You know what?

This is stupid.

We don't have anything to prove

To him.

We could be back at your place

With a pizza in under an hour.

What do you say?

Noah: I'd say thanks for

Saying what I've been thinking

Every second since 12:01 a.M.

Rex: after you.

Noah: thank you.

I'm thinking we should make it

Two pizzas.

Rex: yeah. Oh.

And hey, not that this is a big

Deal or anything, but just for

Future reference, you're going

Down first, which means you quit

Basic before I did.

Noah: what?

You were the one who quit first.

Rex: no, I just said I wanted

To quit first.

Big difference.

Noah: unh-unh, no way I'm

Letting you beat me at this.

I'm not quitting.

Rex: well, I am definitely

Not quitting.

Better rest up.

Tomorrow won't be as easy.

Noah: that was easy?

Compared to what's coming.

Tomorrow's the start of the

Toughest five days of basic.

Oh, it's pain week, maggots.

If you think you can handle

What's coming, that means you

Have no idea what's coming.

This is pain week-- five solid

Days and nights of training with

No breaks to sleep or eat.

The goal-- see who has what it

Takes to be providence and make

The rest of you maggots quit.

Mechanical failure can happen

Anytime you're in the air.

You have to be prepared.

Noah: uh, we're not gonna

Jump, are we?

Nope. we are.

[ alarm blaring ]

Your objective-- crash-land

This plane.

See you on the ground...

Hopefully!

Rex: did he just--

Noah: come on.

Put me back!

Rex: into a crashing plane?

I've worked too hard to

Become providence to let you...

Rex: come on!

Noah: I could do this.

It's got to be one of these thingumajigies.

Thingumajigies.

Rex: time to go.

No, I got it. I got it.

[ beeping ]

I don't got it!

Rex: so, what's a perfect

Score around here?

You guys give out a's, or is it

More of a 1-to-100 system?

Get back up there and do it

Again.

Noah: again?!

Rex: but I--

Are you gonna be around every

Time a providence jet blows an

Engine?

The goal was to learn to safely

Crash-land the plane, so you

Four are gonna do it again and

Again until you get it right!

Rex: hey, anytime you want to

Quit.

Evo anatomy is unpredictable.

During a field dissection, you

Have to be alert.

Rex: [ retches ]

[ growling ]

[ screams ]

[ coughing ]

[ choking ]

[ sobbing ]

[ voice breaking ] I can't take

It anymore.

Another one hits the steps.

Who's next?

Noah: hey, anytime you want

To quit.

Cadet rombauer, schedule says

You're up.

Time to face the cage.

Noah: what's the cage?

Don't!

You go down there, and rombauer

Hits the steps.

[ growls ]

He's not gonna die.

See that collar?

It restricts the evo's strength

To nonlethal levels.

Rex: you don't understand.

That's weaver.

I drained most of his nanites

And left him down a

Thousand-foot hole in

Antarctica.

[ roars ]

And it was providence grunts

That pulled him out.

At least now he's useful.

[ electricity crackling ]

This is the only way to really

Know if a cadet has what it

Takes.

Sorry, rombauer.

You know what this means.

They're ahead of us.

Rex: not for long.

[ engine revs ]

[ tires screech ]

Noah: whoa!

Whoo-hoo!

Wonderful.

Now they're way ahead of us.

Why are you even here?

What was that about?

Kenwyn's top kick in our

Class-- or was, until you crash

And burned her rank.

Noah: okay, rex, I'm not

Gonna say I'm better than you.

I'm just gonna let you read it

For yourself on the board!

Rex: I didn't come here to

Ruin your life.

I just want to beat noah at

Something.

Wow.

I mean, I'm only here because

Providence saved my family's

Life and I want to repay my debt

To them.

I could really learn a lot from

You.

Rex: okay, look, I was just

Trying to--

I don't care.

I'm not gonna let some tourist

Mess up something I've worked

Years for.

Rex, you're up!

Rex: okay, so maybe, maybe

You were a little better than me

At some of the other stuff.

[ groans ]

But kicking evos in the teeth is

What I do for a living.

It's not fair, him going down

There with all his powers.

How are we supposed to compete

With that?

Somebody should do something

About it.

[ alarm blaring ]

Yeah. Somebody should.

Hey, don't you want to see

What's gonna happen?

Rex: oh, it's this guy again.

What do you know about this

Evo?

Rex: I know I already kicked

His butt once this week.

Well, then I guess I'm gonna

Have to find you a more suitable

Challenge.

Cadet jones, hold up.

Change of plans.

I sent rex to the demo rotation.

You're up now.

You got a problem, cadet?

No, sir.

You can handle this.

You're providence.

[ growls ]

[ croaking ]

Ice that evo!

I can't! The collar's dead!

[ gasps ]

Rex: all right!

So, what am I supposed to blow

Up?

Guess that answers that.

Noah: rex!

He can handle himself.

I need all of you.

We still got a cadet down there.

But we're unarmed!

What you are is providence,

And we never leave a man behind.

Form a perimeter!

Don't let them get behind you!

[ trumpets ]

Noah: here they come.

Rex: I don't know if you

Remember me, but we've actually

Met before.

Okay, you remember. Here.

Here.

Don't let them get out!

[ screams ]

Noah: he's still breathing.

We need another way up.

The door sealed when the

Control panel was smashed.

We got no way out!

Noah: come on.

Form a perimeter.

Don't let them get behind you.

[ gun clicking ]

You should have left me down

Here.

Noah: we're providence.

We never leave a man behind.

But this is my fault.

I'm the one who--

Noah: can we talk about it

Later?

If there is a later.

Rex: don't know how you got

Out, but now you're going back.

He needs help.

Noah: so does rex! Look!

He's too busy getting hit to hit

Them back.

He's right.

We got to draw their fire so rex

Can go on offense.

But we don't have any

Weapons!

That's why we have to

Distract those things-- so rex

Can use his.

That's insane!

Maybe, but it's what

Providence grunts are trained to

Do.

We do our job so he can do his.

I get it now.

Noah: [ screams ]

Go!

Everyone, we've got to regroup!

We can do this!

[ all grunting ]

Noah: kenwyn!

[ groaning ] My fault.

I-I messed with the collar.

I--

Rex: forget it.

Sometimes when you want to be

Number one bad enough, it can

Make your brain stop working.

Noah: what do you say we call

This a tie?

Sir, you should know I was

The one who--

Rex: yeah, yeah.

We all know you were the one who

Saved the day by pulling all

Those evos off me.

Doesn't mean you should get two

Medals.

And here I was thinking I had

Misjudged you.

Rex: really?

You think I could hack it here?

Not a chance. You, maybe.

Now both of you, hit the steps.

And keep up the good work.

Rex: you know, this has

Actually made me appreciate all

The stuff the grunts do.

Noah: yeah.

Rex: and it also made me

Appreciate how I will never do

Anything like this again.

Noah: I don't know.

I think maybe someday I might.

Five bucks says I beat you to

The bottom.