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Rex: huh?

Am I in the right place?

All I see is a rabbit.

It's worse than it looks.

You've got to stop it before it

Kills us all.

Rex: [ laughs ]

A cutesy, wittle wabbit?

I mean, come on, you couldn't

Handle this yourselves?

They nibble grass and wiggle

Their noses.

I mean, they're harmless.

No, more than harmless.

They're stupid, mindless

Rodents.

[ roars ]

Rex: what did I say?!

What did I say?!

It was worse than it looked,

Okay?

Bobo: at least you took care

Of it, right?

Rex: it, uh, sort of hopped

Away before I had the chance.

Bobo: oh, brother.

Rex: [ slurping ]

[ roars ]

[ thud ]

[ roars ]

Rex: you've got to be kidding

Me.

Come on.

Can't this wait till monday?

[ snarls ]

Rex: all right. Fine.

But this time, it's not going to

Be a punch and run.

Ugh!

[ growls ]

[ cellphone rings ]

Rex: hey, noah. What's up?

Noah: rex, I've got a

Serious situation.

I need help.

Rex: well, I've got a serious

Situation of my own here.

Noah: I promise you, this is

Much more serious than some evo

Thing.

[ scary music plays ]

It's prom night.

* so make way to start the

Revolution ♪

♪ make way

♪ we're gonna have fun tonight

♪ make way to start the

Revolution ♪

* so make way to start the

Revolution ♪

♪ make way to start the

Revolution ♪

♪ so make way

[ sea gulls crying ]

[ growls ]

Rex: I'm sorry.

Must have been a bad connection.

It sounded like you said, "Prom

Night."

Noah: you have no idea what

I'm up against here!

Rex: [ grunts ]

You know what?

I-I got to call you back.

[ beep ]

[ roaring ]

Rex: [ grunting ]

[ roars ]

Rex: no, no, no, no, no! No!

[ sighs ]

Stupid bunny.

[ sighs ]

Noah: you know how pretty

Girls never get asked out?

Rex: that's a myth.

Noah: oh, no, it's not.

Case in point-- claire bowman.

She's the prettiest, most

Put-together girl in school.

Usually only goes out with

College guys and drummers, but

She said yes to prom with me.

Rex: right.

Well, this is a big problem.

I'm so glad you called me on

This, noah.

Noah: see this?

My master plan-- we're talking

Years in the making-- all

Ending tonight, when I take

Claire to the junior prom.

That kind of photo op-- I'm

Not just one of the cool kids.

I am the coolest.

Rex: sounds like good times

For everyone-- but claire.

Speaking of which, why am I here

Again?

Noah: 'cause you're coming,

Too.

I need a wingman.

Claire's best friend doesn't

Have a date, so I kind of

Volunteered you to go with her.

Rex: whoa.

I'm "Save the world from evos"

Guy, not "Go on pity dates" guy.

It's bad enough I've still got

Death bunny after me.

Noah: bunny?

Rex: hey, this is serious.

It sneaks up on you when you

Least expect it, okay?

I mean, look at me.

Noah: you'd rather hide from

A bunny than go on a date with a

Girl?

White knight: it's still out

There?

Rex: every time I think I've

Got it, the thing runs away.

I'm telling you, it's fast--

And mean.

White knight: what I don't

Understand is how you got that

Evo so mad at you in the first

Place.

You know what?

It doesn't matter.

Go back out there and wait for

It to find you.

Cure it, kill it, cook it--

Just get rid of the thing.

Rex: all right. Fine.

I'll go first thing tomorrow.

Tonight I've got to go to a

Prom.

White knight: I'm gonna

Pretend I didn't hear that.

You have your orders.

Dr. Holiday: it's prom.

You should let rex live a

Little.

White knight: and have that

Thing show up there looking for

Him?

No.

Rex: you're not the boss of

Me!

I'm the boss of you!

[ grunting ]

My hair. Cowlick.

Dr. Holiday: go.

Be ready for action just in

Case, but go to the prom and

Have a great time.

Rex: I'm only going as a

Favor to noah, and this girl's a

Hard-luck case.

She couldn't get a date.

Dr. Holiday: rex, this night

Is going to be a special night

For her.

Be nice to that girl.

She's lucky, you know.

Nobody asked me to prom.

Rex: hmm.

The pretty ones don't get asked

Out.

So, holiday, you're not jealous

I'm going out with another

Woman?

Dr. Holiday: [ chuckles ]

Rex: oh, yeah, she's jealous.

[ motor whirs ]

Noah: wow. That is green.

Rex: not a lot of choice when

You're shopping in six's closet,

Okay?

So, what are we waiting for?

Noah: going early just shows

We're too eager.

Show up on time, we're

Predictable and dull.

But if we turn up a few minutes

Late, that says cool and

Relaxed.

Rex: [ scoffs ]

You make a chart for that, too?

[ doorbell rings ]

Noah: don't ring it again!

Rex: ow!

What if they didn't hear it?

Noah: of course they heard

It!

We heard it!

Rex: oh, okay, so because we

Heard it, they must've heard it?

What if they didn't?

Then we'd be out here all night.

I'm just saying.

Noah: I'm gonna kill you.

I'm just saying.

Rex: promise me I won't be

Buried in this tux.

I'm just saying.

[ door hinges creak ]

* ooh, ah, yeah

♪ bring it to the dance floor

♪ ooh, ah, yeah

♪ show me what you're workin'

With ♪

♪ ooh, ah, yeah

Is everything okay?

Noah: you look...Amazing.

Really? Thanks.

Noah: I, uh, sorry we're

Late.

Oh, I didn't even notice.

You must be rex.

I've heard a lot about you.

Annie!

Hi.

Sorry my hand's all bashed up.

[ sighs ]

Never text while riding a

Motorcycle-- on a half-pipe.

[ dance music plays ]

♪ ooh, ah, yeah

♪ bring it to the dance floor

♪ ooh, ah, yeah

♪ show me what you're workin'

With ♪

Rex: annie's actually really

Cute.

I'm surprised.

Noah: why are you surprised?

Rex: because the way you were

Acting before-- like there was

Something wrong with her.

I thought you were hiding

Something.

Noah: who, me?

Rex: wouldn't be the first

Time.

* ooh, ah, yeah

Oh, uh, don't take the

Picture yet.

I need my lipstick from my

Purse.

Rex: it's cool.

I'll get it.

* ooh, ah, yeah

Forgot I gave it to the

Driver so I wouldn't lose it.

* ooh, talk to me

Hey!

Oh, not again.

* I know you really want...

Both: [ chuckling ]

* oh, whoa

♪ oh

Rex!

Are you okay?

Rex: uhh!

[ water splashes ]

Noah: okay, there's something

You should know about annie.

Rex: huh.

She kills her dates?

Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Noah: every guy who's gone

Out with her has ended up in the

Hospital-- or worse.

They call her the blond widow.

Rex: huh, yeah, well, that

Makes sense.

No wonder she was dateless.

Noah: you are the only guy I

Know in the whole world with the

Power to survive her.

But if you don't think you can

Handle this, I'll...Understand.

Rex: hold on.

I never said--

Noah: I know you've been off

Your game ever since that bunny

Rabbit started kicking your butt

Every night.

Rex: you know what?

I'm going to be your wingman,

Even if it kills me.

Noah: good.

Now we just need a new limo.

Rex: a replacement is on the

Way.

[ tires screech ]

Bobo: ladies, your carriage

Awaits.

Noah: no, no, no, no, no.

No, this is not how it's

Supposed to be.

We need a limo, not an armored

Personnel carrier!

Rex: relax.

It'll be fun.

We're going to prom in this?

[ motor whirring ]

Rex: huh?

Ugh!

[ groans ]

Uhh!

[ groans ]

I love this place.

Rex: oh, you've been here

Before?

A few times, but never long

Enough to actually eat.

Ooh, candles.

Uhh!

Rex: oh!

[ clang ]

Ow!

[ thud ]

Noah: s'il vous plaît,

Monsieur.

Your finest basket of bread for

The table.

[ french accent ] Right away,

Sir.

I'll leave this here.

Rex: so...

Do you have a girlfriend?

Rex: well, it's...

Complicated.

She's in league with an evil

Dictator who wants me dead.

Yeah, my dad is weird about

Me dating, too.

[ gasps ]

Rex, don't move!

Rex: uhh!

[ thud ]

This thing was in your ear.

Rex: yeah, it's my

Communicator.

Oh, and I've got a call.

[ communicator ringing ]

[ gasps ]

Rex: I'll just be a second.

White knight: is that rabbit

"Stew" yet?

Rex: still hasn't found me.

Maybe it wised up and hopped out

Of town.

White knight: or maybe it

Hopped back in to town for

Another rampage.

Rex: I suppose you'll be

Wanting me to take care of that,

Huh?

White knight: if you wouldn't

Mind.

[ patrons gasping ]

[ sniffing ]

[ roars ]

[ machine-gun fire ]

Rex: here, bunny, bunny,

Bunny.

[ thud ]

[ groans ]

[ gasps ]

Uhh!

What is it with you?!

Yah!

[ roars ]

Noah: rex, where are you?

Rex: I'm coming.

Uh, you guys mop up here.

[ siren wailing ]

[ vehicle doors opening,

Closing ]

What-- what happened?

Noah: annie sneezed.

Long story.

Maybe we should just call it

A night.

Rex: nobody's calling it a

Night.

I have it all under control,

Okay?

We're gonna go someplace even

Better...And flame-retardant.

Noah: the snack shack?

Rex: come on. This is great.

No snooty waiters, extra-greasy

Fries.

Noah: she's not happy.

Can't blame her.

Rex: I think she's having

Fun.

Oh!

I'm so sorry.

I got ketchup on your tie.

Hold on. Let me fix it.

Rex: [ gagging ]

I have some spot spray in my

Purse.

Works on blood, too.

Be right back.

Found it!

Here, rex! Catch!

Rex: yeah.

And I thought van kleiss was bad

News.

[ police radio chatter ]

[ roars ]

It's still alive!

[ sniffing ]

I'm sorry, noah.

I really hoped this was gonna

Work.

Noah: claire, I--

You should just take us home.

Your friend seems to be a

Bad-luck magnet.

Rex: me?!

You think-- now, hold on a

Minute.

She's--

Uh, this night isn't over, okay?

We're going to prom-- all of

Us.

Noah: it's gonna be over any

Minute, rex.

We should just quit while you're

Still alive.

Rex: what happened to all

Your planning?

No, noah. We'll make it.

[ roaring ]

Rex: and then there's that.

Noah: rex, I take back all

That stuff I said about the evo.

That is one scary bunny.

Bobo: this kind of thing

Never happens at homecoming.

[ growls ]

Rex: everybody, into the

Limo!

I promised noah a great prom.

We ar going to prom!

Step on it, bobo!

Run every red light if you

Have to!

Pretend you don't have a

Driver's license!

Bobo: what's a driver's

License?

[ chuckles ]

[ tires squeal ]

[ beeping ]

White knight: rex?

Rex: uh, engaging the evo

Now, sir.

White knight: are you wearing

One of six's suits?

Rex: can't talk now.

Got to fight.

[ roars ]

[ gasps ]

[ growls ]

Rex: huh.

[ horn honking ]

Ohh!

Thanks for the cover, bobo.

Bobo: wasn't me.

I'm driving.

Rex: then who's--

Leave my date alone!

Noah: how do these things

Work?

I just started pressing

Buttons.

[ machine-gun fire ]

[ tires screech ]

[ horn blares ]

[ explosion ]

Rex: uh, maybe I should have

Just apologized to it.

Look, I'm sorry for calling you

Stupid!

Okay, I am so not sorry!

[ machine-gun fire ]

[ clicking ]

Noah: out of ammo?

Bobo: excuse me, pal.

I was told we were driving to

Prom, not an evo battle.

Annie?!

Rex: what are you doing?!

I found these in the limo!

Now, hold still!

Rex: not the missile

Launcher!

Use the other one!

The other one!

Hold on! I got it!

Rex: I'm going to die on prom

Night.

I'm actually going to d--

Wait a minute.

Annie!

I've changed my mind!

Use the missile launcher!

[ beeping ]

Bobo: I love christmas.

[ slow dance music plays ]

[ door opens ]

Noah: I can't believe it.

We actually made it.

Rex: see? I told you.

You've been a great crowd.

Good night, everybody.

Noah: [ grunting ]

This is amazing.

No one has ever lasted through a

Whole date with me before.

Noah, I just want you to know

That this is the most fun I've

Ever had on a date.

Noah: seriously?

Yeah.

Fighting an evo monster, riding

In a providence tank-- who

Could've planned that?

I'm sorry we weren't able to

Make it to the dance on time.

Noah: it's cool.

No big deal.

Can we at least get a picture

Together?

Rex: oop.

Besides, there's always

Senior prom next year.

[ camera shutter clicks ]

Night's still young.

What about go-carts?

Or there's an all-night archery

Range.

Rex: oh, boy.

Look at the time.

Noah: I got a picture with

Claire at the dance.

You didn't die.

Rex: I took out my

Arch-nemesis.

Noah: technically, your date

Did that.

Rex: who cares? It's over.

All in all, I'd say I make a

Pretty good wingman.

Noah: you know...

I was thinking I'd ask claire

Out again.

Maybe you and annie could--

Rex: [ chuckles ]

Not a chance.

Noah: but she's cute.

Rex: yeah, she's cute, but I

Barely survived the first date.

Second date-- I would

Definitely die.

But she is cute.

Noah: attaboy.