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♪♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪
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Hey!
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- Hey, Lauren, come on in!
- Hi.
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Long time, no see.
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Hey, Lauren. How was
your psychology conference?
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It was great, except for
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I really missed
Alex. Is he around?
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No. -No.
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I haven't seen him.
I haven't seen him.
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Out of sight, out of mind.
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Maybe he's with that other girl!
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- Andrew!
- Don't know what you're talking about.
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You mean Marty.
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Oh, he's told you about her.
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Sure, he told me
he was tutoring her.
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- Oh, he is!
- Oh, yeah, yeah, purely business.
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- Business relationship, yeah.
- He's tutoring her.
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Hey.
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Oh, look who's home!
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- Hey, honey.
- Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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So, did you miss me?
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Yeah, sure, I did; sure,
I did. You miss me?
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Well, sure.
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But I did get kind of friendly
with a man at the conference
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who suffered from
wide mood swings.
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See, he even signed
my Freud anthology.
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"Dear Lauren, it
was nice to meet you.
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P.S. I can't stand you."
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Uh, what do you want to do?
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You want, you want to go
get a bite, something like that?
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No, let's just sit and talk.
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After all, it's been two weeks.
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You know, I think that's
the longest we've ever gone
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without seeing each other.
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Yeah, well,
not-not-not including
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the 20 years before we met.
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Alex, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm just,
I'm like really tired.
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Well, if you're tired, then
I'll just see you tomorrow.
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Lauren, wait a minute.
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What?
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We've always said that we
were gonna be completely honest
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with each other
about everything.
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Alex, what is it?
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This girl that I've been
tutoring, you know,
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from my economics class?
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Marty?
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Yeah.
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Well, we've been spending
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a lot of time together lately.
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And I would be
lying to you if I, if I,
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if I didn't say that I was
thinking about her a lot.
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Do you love her?
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I don't, I don't know.
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I mean, I don't know. I
don't know, I don't know,
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I don't know, I don't
know what I feel.
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I don't know what I'm thinking.
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I don't know anything. I
just need a few days, okay?
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- Just a little bit of time.
- Okay, sure.
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Lauren? Lauren?
Are you all right?
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Of course, I'm okay.
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I'm a trained psychologist.
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I know how to handle
these types of emotions.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Marty.
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Hi. Uh, Cecilia,
can I get a yogurt?
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You're too skinny, Marty.
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Well, I'm not very
hungry, and besides,
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I'm a little short of cash.
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Hey, hey, it's on me.
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Oh, no, no... no, no,
no, I couldn't, really.
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Don't worry about
it. I'm loaded.
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Besides, most
of it's your money.
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Oh, well, then I'll have a
meatball sub, in that case,
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and some soup, a large
salad, uh, the yogurt, some milk,
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and-and some Twinkies.
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Thanks.
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What, are you going into
hibernation later today?
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Alex, we need to talk,
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so I'm gonna go...
I'll go get us a table.
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Yeah, all right.
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Hi.
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Hi. Lauren! Hi.
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Cecilia, can I get
a yogurt, please?
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Sure. I'll put it on Alex's tab.
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Alex, I think we need to talk.
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I'll get us a table, okay?
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I don't believe this.
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This is like a bad episode
of Love, American Style.
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- Alex.
- Alex.
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Hey, there.
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Let's see, you had the yogurt...
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and you had the
yogurt, the meatball hero,
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the soup, the milk
and the Twinkies.
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Well, if that'll be
all for you ladies...
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Alex, what's going on?
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Marty Brodie, this
is Lauren Miller.
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You okay?
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I'm fine, I'm fine.
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My doctor says I'm not
getting enough calcium
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in my, in my nose.
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I think I should go.
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No, look, look, I got
a better idea, okay?
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Why don't I go?
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Alex, don't worry, you can
stay, because I'm leaving.
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Wait, Lauren, listen.
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Come on. Come on.
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You haven't even
finished your yogurt.
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I just decided I'm not hungry.
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Oh, my God.
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I paid $1.20 for this.
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Oh, Alex, this is terrible.
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I really, I feel horrible.
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I cannot stay here... Oh!
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Alex, I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
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I'm... I'm really hungry.
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Did you ever see
Fatal Attraction?
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Hi, Mallory.
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Hey, Alex. Feel like
catching a movie?
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No, thanks. I'm not
really in the mood tonight.
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Well, we're running
late. Come on, let's go.
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- Bye-bye, Alex.
- See you later.
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Uh, Alex, you okay?
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Oh, yeah, Dad, I'm fine.
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Just a little distracted lately
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with this whole
Marty-Lauren thing.
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Well, look, I'd be more
than willing to miss this movie
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so we can stay and talk.
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I'm not really up for it.
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Besides, I got to stay here
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and work on my valedictory
speech for graduation.
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I can't get a handle on it.
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Well, you let me know.
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- I'll be around.
- Thanks.
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I'm gonna need some
quotations to kick this thing off.
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Let's see what we got here.
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Shakespeare...
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Bunch of pretentious
guys in tights...
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talking to skulls.
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Better than my speech.
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Lauren's Freud book:
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Narcissism: An Introduction.
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Nah, I think too much
of myself to read that.
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Jean-Paul Sartre.
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You know, maybe
Jennifer's right.
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Maybe life is absurd.
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Of course it is!
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You think I was just
trying to sell some books?
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Jean-Paul, don't
take it personally.
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I'm just a little skeptical
about this existentialism stuff.
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Oh, really? Look at your life.
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If that isn't absurd, I'll
buy you a ribs dinner.
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Jean-Paul, you're wrong.
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His life is not absurd.
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Thank you, Dr. Freud.
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He is just highly
sexually repressed.
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Jean-Paul, Sigmund,
please, I got a problem
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I'm trying to work out here.
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I have an emotional
attachment to two women.
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It can't be worked out.
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Alex, don't you see?
Love is an impossibility.
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It's nothing more
than an attempt
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to justify one's own existence
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by possessing another
in a futile gesture
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at warding off the
bleakness of death.
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And you wonder why you
don't get invited to more parties.
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You're wrong, Jean-Paul.
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Love does exist.
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Yeah, back me up on
this, will ya, Shakespeare?
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Uh, Bill?
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May I call you "Bill"?
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Please.
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As I wrote in
Hamlet, about love...
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"Doubt the stars are fire,
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"doubt that the sun doth move,
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"doubt truth to be a liar,
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but never doubt my love."
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How do we really know
you wrote those plays?
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Guys, guys, guys, come on.
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Look, we're getting
nowhere fast here.
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You're supposed to be
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three of the greatest
minds in history.
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You can't help me out?
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The truth is, Alex,
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we don't know more
about this than anyone else.
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In the end, we're
all just poor players
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strutting and fretting
our hours upon the stage.
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It's true.
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When it comes to love,
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as my friend Camus once said,
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"It can burn, or it can last,
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but it can't do both."
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God, that's depressing.
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I want it to do both.
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Hmph! Don't we all?
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That's why people
are so unhappy.
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Well, I'm not unhappy.
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I would be if I was
wearing that outfit.
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Alex...
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all I can say is...
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to thine own self be true.
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And remember, you
must take responsibility
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for your own
choices in this life.
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Talk to your dad.
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I should have
gone to the movies.
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Oh, Marty...
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look at you at that piano.
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You look so right sitting there.
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So joyous, so full of life.
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You look like me filling
out the new 1040 short form.
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There's so much
I like about you.
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Of all the basic applied
economic principles
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of capitalism in the post-
industrial-era seminars
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in the world, you
had to walk into mine.
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This is crazy.
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This can't work.
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I'm probably gonna go
get a job on Wall Street.
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You've got two whole years
of college ahead of you.
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So even though I know
this is gonna hurt you,
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we got to stop
kidding ourselves.
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We've got to bring
this thing to an end.
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I'll never forget the
time we spent together.
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The way you hold your knife,
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the way you sip your tea,
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the way you changed my life...
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Oh, no, they can't
take that away from me.
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Hey, hey, don't stop.
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I-I have to. It's-it's
the end of the song.
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I'm just, I'm here
practicing for the ceremony.
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I've gotta, I've gotta practice
the old "Pomp and Circumstance."
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Oh, yeah? How's it going?
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Well, I've got the pomp
down, it's-it's the circumstance
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that's giving me
a little trouble.
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We got to talk
about this, Marty.
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Yeah, I know, Alex.
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I-I've been thinking, and, uh,
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you know, even though I
know this is gonna hurt you,
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I-I think that we've got
to stop kidding ourselves
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and we've got to end this.
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After everything
we've been through?
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Alex, really, the last thing I
want to do is break your heart.
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! It's a little late
for that now, isn't it?
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Alex...
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please.
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Can I just have a minute to
be alone with my thoughts?
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I hope he doesn't start to cry.
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I'm not crying.
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There's something in my eye.
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00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,480
Excuse me?
256
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,283
There's something in my eye.
257
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,299
Do you want a tissue?
258
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,558
Marty, Professor Heller
needs you to look over
259
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,126
the arrangement
for the processional.
260
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:07,663
Well, I have to go.
261
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,918
Yeah, I know you do.
262
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,284
Good-bye, Mr. Keaton.
263
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,855
Bye, Miss Brodie.
264
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,896
Oh, Lauren.
265
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,288
Two years... such a long time.
266
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,104
And there's been a lot of
good times in those two years.
267
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,906
Remember the first time we met?
268
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,976
In that little psychology lab?
269
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,299
It was really love.
270
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,183
You were so beautiful.
271
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,485
Well, you are so beautiful.
272
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:07,323
I'm not so bad myself.
273
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,626
I don't know what
happened to us.
274
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,494
But whatever it is,
275
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,165
I've got to admit
my true feelings.
276
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,435
And be honest with you.
277
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,137
And I know it's probably
gonna crush you.
278
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,624
And yet you seem to
be handling it pretty well.
279
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,647
I just have to be
honest with her.
280
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,017
Just tell her that
she's a wonderful,
281
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,721
decent, intelligent,
282
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,623
unique individual.
283
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:44,660
And that we're not
in love anymore.
284
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,396
Lauren.
285
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,298
Hi, Alex.
286
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,300
Uh, can I talk to
you for a minute?
287
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,622
Sure.
288
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,592
Excuse us.
289
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,889
Lauren, I got to
be honest with you.
290
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,226
I have to be
honest with you, too.
291
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,661
Alex, you're a wonderful,
292
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:23,165
intelligent, decent,
293
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,300
honest,
294
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,436
unique individual.
295
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,906
But we're not in love anymore.
296
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,196
Nobody lets me get
a word in edgewise.
297
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:41,150
Alex, the last couple of
days have been torture for me.
298
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,484
I've been trying to think:
299
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:45,654
what did I do to make
you stop loving me?
300
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:49,591
Was it something I said or
was it something I did or...?
301
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,860
Was it that I was
just trying too hard?
302
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,730
And then I realized
it was nothing I did,
303
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,831
and nothing you did...
304
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,221
it just happened.
305
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,837
And it's wrong for me to try
to be something that I'm not.
306
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,239
The same goes for you, Alex.
307
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,508
You're an obsessive person.
308
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,544
You don't love many things,
but the things you love,
309
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,846
you really love.
310
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:14,483
And either you
love me or you don't.
311
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,085
Boy, you really know me.
312
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,754
I do.
313
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,957
And I know myself.
314
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,659
And I got to admit
something to you.
315
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,461
The other day when
Marty was giving a recital
316
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,330
at Delaware Hall, I went and...
317
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,300
I just wanted to see
what the attraction was.
318
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,302
I also brought some
319
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,804
rotten tomatoes, just in case.
320
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,440
I sat there listening and I...
321
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,109
I saw she-she's a real artist.
322
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,712
She's kind of bohemian, and...
323
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,914
she's very exotic.
324
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,816
And I can't compete with that.
325
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,118
- Lauren, you don't have to.
- Oh, I'm not.
326
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:53,856
I'm not... I know who
I am and I like myself.
327
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,992
I'm intelligent, I'm attractive.
328
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,295
And I'm a good person.
329
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,117
But I'm not her.
330
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,634
And I'm not gonna make
believe that I can be.
331
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,503
I'm gonna go on with
my life and find someone
332
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,507
who loves me just
as much as I love him.
333
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,476
Whatever happens...
334
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,578
I just want you to know
that I can't be happy
335
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,594
unless I know that you're happy.
336
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,485
I really like you.
337
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:26,955
And, um, we had a lot
338
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,590
of great times together.
339
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,627
I want you to know
that part of who I am...
340
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:35,230
I mean one of the best
parts... Is what you gave me.
341
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:40,002
You gave me a lot, too, Alex.
342
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,905
I really love to tell you that
I hope you and Marty make
343
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:46,661
a great couple, but,
um, I really can't.
344
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,612
Yeah, well...
345
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,581
uh, the crazy thing is...
346
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,717
Marty and I aren't gonna
be seeing each other either.
347
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,653
Why not?
348
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:01,056
I think I got to take some
time to be with myself.
349
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,524
You know, I'll go to New York
350
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:05,193
and, uh, get a
job on Wall Street.
351
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,209
Try and meet Leona Helmsley.
352
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,136
Good luck, Alex.
353
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,629
Thanks, Lauren.
354
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,348
What next?
355
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,849
Huh?
356
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,865
Locusts?
357
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,189
Boils?
358
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,205
Democrats in '92?
359
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,529
Am I interrupting anything?
360
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,284
Mommy, my gown doesn't fit.
361
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,170
It's okay.
362
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,472
Your hat's no bargain either.
363
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,308
Let's-let's fix this.
364
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,377
This is just like when
you were a little boy.
365
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,412
Couldn't get yourself
dressed then either.
366
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,415
You'd come out of your
room with your shirt buttoned
367
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:04,119
the wrong way, and
your pants on backwards.
368
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,155
Although always with a tie.
369
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,624
You'd come into
the kitchen, I'd say,
370
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,926
"Alex, did you even look
at yourself in the mirror?"
371
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,751
And I'd say, "I couldn't...
Mallory took it to school."
372
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,333
What I wouldn't give to
be eight years old again.
373
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,883
Well, you're still
dressing about the same.
374
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:22,994
There.
375
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,675
Well, let's get this
hat for you, okay, um...
376
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,077
You know, moms were a good idea.
377
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,146
Thank you.
378
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,015
I mean, no matter
what else is happening,
379
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,084
no matter what
anybody else is... doing...
380
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:39,272
you're just always there for me.
381
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,557
Well, we'll see.
382
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:43,659
Okay.
383
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,460
Let's try this.
384
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,829
Yeah, right.
385
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,015
Front.
386
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,367
Hey!
387
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,369
Hey, great, you did it.
388
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,071
You know, Mom, you
could give up architecture
389
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,174
and go into tailoring.
390
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,977
Mom?
391
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,812
Hey, Mom, I'm only
kidding, you know.
392
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,514
You're a wonderful architect.
393
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,530
Oh, no, it's not that.
394
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,388
I just can't believe my
little boy's graduating.
395
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,558
You look very handsome.
396
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,559
Yeah, well...
397
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,063
It's a good thing...
398
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:24,700
'cause inside, I
don't feel too terrific.
399
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,703
Been a tough couple of
weeks for you, hasn't it, honey?
400
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,173
The worst.
401
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,475
Well, you know, if you
were eight years old again,
402
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:36,712
I'd just kiss your boo-boo
and make it better.
403
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,613
But you're an adult
now and that's, uh,
404
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,629
that's a little more complex.
405
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,868
I say we give it a shot.
406
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,995
I love you so much, honey.
407
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,032
Hey, you guys,
come on, break it up.
408
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,900
You got to sit down,
graduation's starting.
409
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,502
Well, can you give us a minute?
410
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,170
We were just discussing
the meaning of life.
411
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,906
Oh, that's easy.
412
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,242
Be happy, try not
to hurt other people
413
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,611
and hope that you fall in love.
414
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:12,799
It sounds good to me.
415
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,619
Me, too.
416
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,636
Considering the source,
that's truly frightening.
417
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,941
Well...
418
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,033
So this is it...
419
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:35,337
College is finally over.
420
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:38,573
Fortunately, it ends on
a real high note for me.
421
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,244
Broke up with two wonderful
women on the same day.
422
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:45,447
I don't know, maybe
Jen really is right.
423
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,416
Maybe life is absurd.
424
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,819
Still, it has its moments.
425
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,888
Even the painful ones.
426
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,055
Lauren...
427
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,742
this was a tough
day for both of us.
428
00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,761
Still I don't regret
429
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,631
one single moment
we had together.
430
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,666
And Marty,
431
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:08,603
even if I never
see you ever again,
432
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:12,474
you'll always be a
beautiful, wonderful memory.
433
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,376
You know, Jen,
434
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,511
your pal Jean-Paul
Sartre once said,
435
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,480
"Hell...
436
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,549
is other people."
437
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,217
Well, anybody who's seen
438
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,986
a few game shows
knows what he means.
439
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,957
But I think he's
only half-right.
440
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:32,645
Because Heaven...
441
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,965
is other people, too.
442
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,467
I mean, after all, when
you get right down to it,
443
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:42,504
we are all we've got.
444
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:46,274
And no matter how much
we may argue or fight
445
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,743
or hurt one another,
446
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,445
in the end, we just
keep running back
447
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,348
for more because we're human.
448
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,350
And for some strange,
unexplainable reason,
449
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,366
we need each other.
450
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,355
And maybe that's
the only real wisdom
451
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,190
any of us will ever have.
452
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,093
That...
453
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,195
and the words of another
very great philosopher
454
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,164
who just happens to
be my sister Mallory,
455
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,399
I quote:
456
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:15,470
"The meaning of
life is to be happy,
457
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,739
"try not to hurt other people
458
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,255
and hope you fall in love."
459
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,346
It's ironic.
460
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:27,616
After all these years of
learning, Mallory teaches me
461
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,404
the most important
lesson of all.
462
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,657
Boy, life is funny
sometimes, isn't it?
463
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:38,560
So now I present to
you the valedictorian
464
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,762
of the class of 1989,
465
00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,797
Alex P. Keaton.
466
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,391
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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