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♪♪
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♪ I bet we've been
together for a million years ♪
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♪ And I bet we'll be
together for a million more ♪
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♪ Oh, it's like I
started breathing ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪
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Mom, didn't they say it
was gonna take five hours?
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Yeah.
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Well, it's way after that now.
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I mean, they're
almost an hour late.
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Hey, hey, hey, don't
worry, Mrs. Keaton.
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You know, that's how it
goes with this stuff, huh?
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You know, maybe these
guys are like mechanics...
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They're just shooting
for a little overtime.
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Mal...
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can you, uh, can you
check my pulse, please?
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Your pulse?
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Yeah, you heard
what the woman said.
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It's running very fast...
I'd just like you to check it.
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Okay, what do I do?
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Just put your finger
right there and count.
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Telephone, please, Dr. Klein.
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How high?
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It gets into double
figures. Forget it.
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I'll take my own pulse.
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I haven't got a pulse.
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This is unbelievable.
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Before I had too
much; now I have none.
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Report to Obstetrics, please.
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Dr. Warner wanted
in Radiology, please.
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Is everything okay,
Ruth? H-How is Tony?
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He seemed fine.
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I mean, his spirits are
up and he's very alert,
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but they decided to move
him back into the I.C.U. anyway.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, I think that's just
the way these things go.
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You know, two steps
forward, one step back.
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I'm going down for a snack.
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Would anybody like anything?
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I'm coming with you, Mr. Meyers.
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Okay. We'll see you folks later.
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- Alex?
- Yeah? Yeah, what's up?
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It's taking so long.
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I'm getting really worried.
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I mean, what if something...
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happens to Dad?
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I love him so much,
I don't think I could...
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I could stand him...
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being not there.
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Look, Mal...
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Dad...
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is not gonna be...
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not being there.
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Okay?
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Me...
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I have no pulse.
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I may die.
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But Dad, Dad...
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Dad's not gonna die, okay?
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Dad... Dad is gonna
be fine, definitely.
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You're not worried?
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Yeah.
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Mal, yeah, I'm worried.
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I'm very worried.
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I'm worried about me.
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Look, Mal, it's all
about heredity, okay?
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When you consider the
gene pool that we come from...
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I got so much.
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I mean...
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when they were
handing out the genes,
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I must've been a special
order or something.
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Well, let's face
it, Mal, I got it all.
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Including the "raving
egomaniac" gene.
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Yes, that.
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But I also... I also got...
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And this is what's making
my pulse unfindable, Mal...
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Maybe... I also got
the "bum ticker" gene.
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Huh?
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The "bad heart" one.
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The-the-the "malo corazón" gene.
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Uh, I don't think so, Alex.
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Really? Why not?
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'Cause I think you're
gonna be around
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for a very long time so
you can drive me nuts
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for the rest of my life.
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Oh, God, Mally, I hope so.
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Dr. Seidelman, line one, please.
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- Hi. -Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
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Lauren, thanks for
picking up the kids.
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Of course. How's Mr. Keaton?
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We haven't heard
anything for a long while.
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They're, they're
still in surgery.
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W-We'll hear something soon.
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You okay?
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Alex got him going,
and now he thinks
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he's gonna have a heart attack.
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I can't feel my pulse.
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Shake.
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Come sit with your
mommy. I'm still sane.
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Is there anything I can do?
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Yeah. Yeah, there is.
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There is.
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Lauren, I need
psychiatric treatment.
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Hallelujah, Alex... it's
about time you saw the light.
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Um... Alex, here.
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- Take this.
- Yeah, good.
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Make yourself comfortable...
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- Good.
- And let me see if I understand this.
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- All right.
- Okay, despite your father's condition,
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you seem to be more
preoccupied with your own...
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imaginary and highly
neurotic worries.
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Yes.
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So what do you think?
Is there any hope?
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Alex, do you think
maybe you really are
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very worried about your
father and that you're hiding
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behind those feelings,
unable to admit them?
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Me?
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Nah.
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♪♪
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Tigers eight, Padres four
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in this fifth game of
the '84 World Series.
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The Tigers lead
three games to one.
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Matter of fact, folks,
it sure looks like
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the San Diego club will
shortly be packing their bags
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and heading for the beach.
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- Hey! Go to the beach!
- Hey, take your water wings!
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- Go clamming, you bums!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- Go clamming!
- Nose plugs!
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You California sissies!
You run up against
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some real Midwestern
men, see what happens.
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Dad, Dad, Dad, are we
not two unbelievably brilliant
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and clairvoyant touting maniacs?
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Did I not tell you
Tigers in five?
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You did, and did I not
tell you Tigers in five?
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You did. I did.
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You did. We done do'ed.
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- Whoa!
- Okay!
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Boy, does it get any...
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any better than this, Alex?
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Ah, the women of our clan
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off in some
distant, airtight mall.
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Our little baby boy
fast asleep upstairs.
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And us... the two
Keaton hombres.
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Sitting here watching
the October Classic,
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smashing hot
dogs into our faces.
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What was the question, Dad?
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How about another dog-aroni?
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Arf, arf, Dad. Arf, arf.
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I'll get 'em if you want.
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No, no, stay here, I'll get it.
Extra mustard, extra relish?
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Extra everything.
I'm celebrating.
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Boy, this really
brings back memories.
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Me as a kid watching
the Yanks in the Series...
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acting out every move.
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Hey! Hodges digs in.
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Larsen delivers.
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- Whoa!
- And it's
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a long fly ball to
deep left center!
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Mantle goes back...
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back... back...
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breaks the lamp
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but makes a spectacular
one-handed catch.
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Boy, will his mom be mad.
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I'll get the broom.
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I'll get it!
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Got it!
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Good.
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Gwynn steps in.
Here's the pitch.
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Big, sweeping
curveball, strike one!
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The Tigers two strikes away
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from the championship!
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Here's the one-one pitch.
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Swing and a miss, strike two!
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Gwynn was way ahead of that one!
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We're one pitch away now!
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Yay! Go back to
SeaWorld, Padres!
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Shamu's waiting for you.
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Hernandez toeing the rubber.
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Around comes the left arm.
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Here's the pitch.
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Gwynn lifts a high fly to left!
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This could be it,
ladies and gentlemen!
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Herndon's under it...
and makes the catch!
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The Tigers win!
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- Yes! Yes! Tigers win!
- The Tigers win the Series!
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Yes! Hey...
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Dad, cheer up. Game's over.
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Your team won.
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That was Rob on the phone.
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My father died.
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He, um...
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He said he went real fast.
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It was his heart.
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He was...
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gone before he
got to the hospital.
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He was a good man, Dad.
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He was a very good man.
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And now... and he led
a-a full life, you know?
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He had... two beautiful
sons and a loving wife.
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He was a good provider.
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I mean, he worked hard,
did the work of two men.
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Three men.
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And yet he was
with you, you know,
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every step of the
way, guiding you,
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until you were ready to
go out in-into the world
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and-and start your own
family, which you did.
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But time, as we
know, marches on...
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Alex, stop.
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And your mother, you know,
I'm sure she's gonna receive
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a handsome insurance settlement.
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Not to mention the
house, which if my sense
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of the Buffalo real estate
market is accurate...
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And, you know, I have no
reason to believe that it's not...
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Alex... stop.
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What, what are you doing?
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I got to keep talking,
Dad, because I'm afraid
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that if I stop talking,
I'm gonna start...
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I'm gonna start crying.
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Alex, my father died.
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Your grandfather.
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You can cry.
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We loved him very much.
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Uh... you can grieve.
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Don't hide from
your feelings, Alex.
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Your grandpa died.
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You can cry.
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Grandpa...
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I'm very worried about my dad.
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Well, it's nice to know
you're actually human, Alex.
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Let's not go jumping
to conclusions, Mallory.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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come on, now, let's not
be picking on Alex, huh?
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He's made a psychological
breakthrough here,
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and one can be quite
vulnerable at such a time.
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Uh, am I right, Doc?
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Yes, you are, Nick.
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How did you know that?
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Well, I read Cosmo.
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And one can simply
see it by looking at him,
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that he is extremely vulnerable.
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He is... and he's very
sweet and really adorable.
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I love him very much.
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Do you hear that?
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Yes, and I'm glad
we're in a hospital.
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Everyone, stop
being mean to Alex.
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There'll be plenty of
time for that at home.
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Let's everybody just...
sit quietly and wait.
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Tony's been so happy
these last few months
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since our youngest
son Martin left home.
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Try to tell myself
it's a coincidence.
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You know, we decided
to travel all over the world.
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We never expected
to travel to the hospital.
259
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:05,211
But like Tony said, at least
they didn't lose our luggage.
260
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,876
That was Skippy.
261
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,488
He, uh, sends his love,
262
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,902
and he, uh, he's gonna try
to make it over a little later.
263
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,856
He's a sweetheart.
264
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,655
You know, he said he has
this uncle, his Uncle Morris.
265
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:20,130
The guy had a triple bypass,
and he just ran a marathon.
266
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,700
Oh, that's absolutely true.
267
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,496
I mean, I don't know his uncle,
268
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,629
but you can do anything
with a good bypass.
269
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,241
It's no big deal these days.
270
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,535
Now, a neighbor of mine...
271
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,805
Her husband had to have a
new valve put into his heart.
272
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,413
- Now, that was major.
- Ooh.
273
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,482
Yeah. I know where
you're coming from.
274
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,142
I had to do a valve
job on my bike.
275
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,120
Mrs. Hobart?
276
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,054
May I talk to you, please?
277
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,063
Is he all right?
278
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,971
No. Oh.
279
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,768
Oh. Oh.
280
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,380
- Oh, Ruth.
- Oh.
281
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:12,475
Well, I-I-I guess
this is good-bye.
282
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,644
I-I want to
th-thank y-you all...
283
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,758
I can't believe
this has happened.
284
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,359
If there's anything we can do...
285
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,962
I'll be okay. I will really.
286
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,065
And so will Steven, I know it.
287
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,530
Well, we... we have your number.
288
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,827
Here-here is ours,
289
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,927
and if there's anything
we can do, please call us.
290
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,301
Thank you.
291
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,343
Things were going so
well for her husband.
292
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,106
You know? You-you heard her.
293
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,805
They-they moved
him into his own room.
294
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,359
How-how could
something like this happen?
295
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,409
Hey, Mom, you know,
just take it easy, okay?
296
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,711
I mean, I-I don't understand.
297
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,393
One minute you're on
the road to recovery,
298
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,786
and the next minute you're dead.
299
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,433
I mean, either they don't
know what they're doing here,
300
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,937
- or someone's lying!
- Hey, Mom, Mom.
301
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,120
Hey, look, m-my husband
Steven Keaton's being operated on.
302
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,696
I-I want to know
what's going on.
303
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,742
Oh, I'm sorry. You'll have
to check with the duty nurse.
304
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,064
I really don't know.
305
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,611
Well, how long does
an operation take?!
306
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,513
I mean, God, it's the first
one they've ever done?!
307
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,814
- No, come on.
- What is going...?
308
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,103
Mom, stop it. Take
it easy. Come on.
309
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,539
I'm sorry.
310
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,610
I-I'm just going nuts, I guess.
311
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,146
We all are. Just...
312
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,045
Mom, Dad's gonna be okay.
313
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,515
Everything's gonna be fine.
314
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,176
You know when you know something
315
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,185
with an absolute
certainty sometimes?
316
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,517
I mean, that's the
feeling I get about Dad.
317
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,057
Everything's gonna be fine.
318
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,854
Do you believe me?
319
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,895
Yeah. I do. I-I do.
320
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,328
I mean, I can... I can see him
321
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,956
in the kitchen, like,
a week from now.
322
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,864
And he'll come down, and...
323
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,630
and he'll say,
324
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,501
"Who didn't put the top back
on the ketchup last night?
325
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,541
Was it you, Mallory?"
326
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,372
And I'll say, "No,
it wasn't me, Dad.
327
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,106
It was... it was
Jennifer, it was Alex."
328
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,877
And Alex'll say, "It
was you, Mallory.
329
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,477
You never, ever put
the top on anything."
330
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,715
Dad'll say, "So it
was you, Mallory.
331
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,018
"How could you?
332
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,821
Do you think ketchup
grows on trees?"
333
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,835
And Mallory will have
to think about that.
334
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,503
I-I'm thinking about it.
335
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:27,476
Yeah, uh, you see, tomatoes
definitely do grow on vines.
336
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,883
But most of the spices
337
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,990
that we do find in
ketchup do grow on trees,
338
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,354
so I would have to say yes.
339
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,923
Everything's gonna be fine, Mom.
340
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,332
Dad's gonna be okay. Trust me.
341
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,301
Thank you.
342
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,906
Oh, honey, you've
been wonderful.
343
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,804
You guys have
been so supportive.
344
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,207
Hey, I found my pulse!
345
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,540
Oh, great.
346
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,204
He finds his pulse.
347
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,840
He's a kid. He
doesn't even need one.
348
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,186
- Alex?
- It's got to be here
349
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,312
somewhere.
350
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,584
Oh, forget about your pulse.
351
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,525
Oh, that's-that's a nice
thing for a mother to say.
352
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,628
I want to talk to you.
353
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,701
Yeah, what's up?
354
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,133
I want to talk to you about...
355
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,802
what we're gonna do
if he doesn't make it.
356
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:25,036
Oh, hey, Mom...
357
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,975
Come on, don't
talk like that, okay?
358
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,638
I mean, he's-he's gonna make it.
359
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,114
Yeah, I-I believe
that, I really do.
360
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,242
But we have to think about
361
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,082
what we're gonna
do if he doesn't.
362
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,621
No.
363
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,191
No, no. I don't even see why
we're discussing this, Mom.
364
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,055
Because I am the
mother of this family!
365
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,661
I have a six-year-old
boy over there,
366
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,787
and if this does happen,
I will lose my mind,
367
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,298
and I'm gonna turn to you.
368
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:55,331
Hey, uh, guys, you want to come
down to the cafeteria with us?
369
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,136
Gonna get a milkshake.
370
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,768
Celebrate Andy
finding his pulse.
371
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,278
No, thank you. You go on.
372
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,939
We're gonna stay up here.
373
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,311
Okay.
374
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,975
Paging Dr. Robinson.
375
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,849
Please call Surgery... 3144.
376
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,980
I-I, uh...
377
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,819
I-I don't think you
have any concept
378
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,592
of what your dad and
I mean to each other.
379
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,861
Um...
380
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,995
How close we are, uh...
381
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,437
how much we love each other.
382
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,937
Mom.
383
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,448
I don't think you can live in
our house and not know that.
384
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,310
If I lost him...
385
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,283
I don't know
what I'd be like. I...
386
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,360
I don't know what I'd do.
387
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,895
- Okay, Mom.
- I don't know.
388
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,124
- Mom, Mom.
- I don't know.
389
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,769
I've depended on you...
390
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,534
for 22 years.
391
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:09,246
And if you have to lean on
me a little bit now, I'm ready.
392
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,749
I love you so much.
393
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:17,118
There's no way that I'm
not gonna be there for you
394
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,521
and I'm gonna let you
go through this alone.
395
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,927
You're my mommy.
396
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,238
Come on, Alex. Say "Mommy."
397
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,203
Say "Mommy." Mommy.
398
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,605
Money.
399
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:39,302
Oh, that's it.
400
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,606
Very good.
401
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,341
Oh, you're such a smart boy.
402
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:47,010
Right. Mommy.
403
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,348
Money.
404
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:49,716
Very good.
405
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,118
Right.
406
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,226
Money. Money. Money.
407
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,619
- Hi.
- Hi, Steven.
408
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:57,889
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
409
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,226
The airport is shut
down tight, Elyse.
410
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,728
Talk about solid water.
411
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,860
There's no way my
parents are getting in tonight.
412
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,131
They're not.
413
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,535
Your brother Rob called.
414
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,472
Their flight was
diverted to Denver.
415
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:11,702
How's my dad?
416
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,369
He's doing fine.
417
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,242
Your brother's keeping
a close eye on him.
418
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,976
Evidently he won't actually
admit he had a heart attack.
419
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,745
What do you mean,
he won't admit it?
420
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,909
He had surgery.
421
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,544
Well, he says they
made a mistake.
422
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,520
It was his appendix.
423
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,251
He's a tough guy, my dad.
424
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,737
Anyway, they're going
to spend the night,
425
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,491
and they'll try to
get in tomorrow.
426
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,793
I guess this Thanksgiving
is between you and me.
427
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,162
Money.
428
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,200
Oh, Steven, you're
not gonna believe this.
429
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,238
- What's that?
- Alex said "Mommy."
430
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,398
Really? Good for you, Alex.
431
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,840
Come on, Alex, say "Mommy."
432
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,377
Money.
433
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,943
That's "money," Elyse.
434
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,710
He's been saying that for weeks.
435
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,319
Are you sure?
436
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,614
Are you sure? It sounds
like "Mommy" to me.
437
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,916
It's not.
438
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,922
Alex, say "Daddy."
439
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,459
Money.
440
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,587
This kid's gonna be rich, Elyse.
441
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:08,531
Either that, or he's going
to make us very poor.
442
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,397
Money.
443
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,061
Money, money.
444
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,196
Money, money, money.
445
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,003
Okay. Okay, okay.
446
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,543
Ah!
447
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,516
God, I'm a lucky guy.
448
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,914
- You are.
- I am.
449
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:29,044
I have so much to be
thankful for this year.
450
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:33,216
My dad's alive, I
have you, I have...
451
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:37,820
this spectacular,
money-loving baby.
452
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,829
So thankful.
453
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,749
You know, when Dad gets home,
454
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:48,984
things aren't gonna be the same.
455
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,977
He's gonna be in
a weakened state,
456
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,170
and we're gonna have
to do everything we can
457
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,679
to try not to annoy
him or upset him.
458
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,149
Yeah, that means
no loud music, Jen.
459
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:02,050
Or no arguing, Mal.
460
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,180
No Nick, Nick.
461
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,861
Wait a minute, Alex.
If Nick goes, I go.
462
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,603
Yeah? So what?
463
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,138
So, what's everyone
talking about, huh?
464
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,334
Well, we're talking about
how things are gonna have
465
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,001
to change when Dad gets home.
466
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,512
I don't think things have
to change all that much.
467
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,583
So I, uh, guess that means
I can stay in town, huh?
468
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,983
Well, let's see what
the doctors say.
469
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,723
Mrs. Keaton?
470
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:40,057
Hey.
471
00:22:40,081 --> 00:22:42,003
I just wanted to give you
an update on the surgery.
472
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,505
Yeah, what's going on?
What's taking so long?
473
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,690
What's happening with my dad?
474
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,441
Well, it is taking longer
than we expected.
475
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:47,976
Well, why is that?
Please, can you now tell us
476
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,040
what's happening in there?
477
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:50,330
Dr. Harrison has decided
478
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,802
that Mr. Keaton is in need
of a quadruple bypass.
479
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,031
- Oh, my God.
- What?!
480
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,584
Dr. Harrison and
his team are the best.
481
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,974
What? Oh...
482
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,221
They've run into this kind of
unexpected problem before,
483
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,941
and they know what
needs to be done.
484
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,446
I know how hard this is,
485
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,551
but there's really nothing
you can do now but wait.
486
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:08,051
I promise I'll keep you posted.
487
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:11,351
- I...
- All right, Mom, sit down.
488
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,686
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
489
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,537
Hey, hey, hey, come on.
Come on, let's go, you guys.
490
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,120
He's gonna be
fine... Mr. Keaton.
491
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:20,097
Lap sponge. We have
some bleeding here.
492
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,928
He's a fighter, you know that.
493
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,229
- His pressure is 55.
- Clamp.
494
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,066
What they can do
now is incredible.
495
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,649
I need a one-millimeter
probe, please.
496
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:29,301
Modern science
is a miracle, huh?
497
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,636
I need some traction here.
498
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:33,268
It's gonna work
out, I'm telling you.
499
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,606
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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