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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:11,952 --> 00:00:14,247 Are you gonna be weird about last night? 3 00:00:14,272 --> 00:00:15,862 Probably. 4 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,155 You"re not? 5 00:00:17,157 --> 00:00:19,212 Nope. It was perfect. 6 00:00:19,214 --> 00:00:22,286 But we"ll take it slow. 7 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:25,479 I will take it any way 8 00:00:25,481 --> 00:00:29,438 you want to give it to me. 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,091 You need to come back with something no one"s expecting. 10 00:00:32,093 --> 00:00:34,514 Do a show that will make people go, "Shit. 11 00:00:34,516 --> 00:00:36,611 I didn"t know he could do that." 12 00:00:36,613 --> 00:00:38,862 - You guys gotta do it. - We"re a little busy 13 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,148 helping to destroy our current show. 14 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:41,103 Hello! 15 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:43,197 - Oh, bollocks! - You know, I"ve never enjoyed 16 00:00:43,222 --> 00:00:44,722 - your cooking more. - Hey! 17 00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:47,111 - Want to do a show? - Whoo-hoo. 18 00:00:49,078 --> 00:00:51,178 Dear God, what have we done? 19 00:01:29,103 --> 00:01:37,231 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 20 00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:57,916 - Surprise! - Look at you! 21 00:01:57,941 --> 00:01:59,875 Out of your house, driving a car. 22 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:02,382 - I know! - Oh, it"s like Lazarus. 23 00:02:02,407 --> 00:02:04,407 But with a better haircut. 24 00:02:04,432 --> 00:02:05,997 Oh. 25 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:07,340 Who"s Lazarus? 26 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:08,665 From the Bible. 27 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:09,971 And she had really bad hair? 28 00:02:09,973 --> 00:02:12,244 Yes, she had really bad hair. 29 00:02:12,246 --> 00:02:13,491 God smote her with it. 30 00:02:13,493 --> 00:02:14,394 Ooh. 31 00:02:14,396 --> 00:02:16,161 Aw. 32 00:02:16,163 --> 00:02:18,463 What a treat. 33 00:02:18,465 --> 00:02:20,264 Just to see you in sunlight. 34 00:02:20,266 --> 00:02:21,994 How did this happen? 35 00:02:21,996 --> 00:02:24,562 Um, A: The shrink upped my Prozac. 36 00:02:24,564 --> 00:02:26,223 Never hurts. 37 00:02:27,104 --> 00:02:28,772 And... B? 38 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:31,760 Who said there"s a B? 39 00:02:31,762 --> 00:02:34,054 Your little friend, A. 40 00:02:34,765 --> 00:02:37,765 I"m... kind of seeing somebody. 41 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,281 You... you haven"t left your house in 42 00:02:41,283 --> 00:02:43,971 three weeks, unless you ordered him on Amazon. 43 00:02:45,523 --> 00:02:47,412 Okay. I"ll tell you, 44 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:49,419 but you can"t be judgmental. 45 00:02:51,014 --> 00:02:52,781 Why would I... 46 00:02:55,236 --> 00:02:57,528 How can you be back with her? 47 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,520 Have you forgotten how controlling and paranoid... 48 00:03:00,545 --> 00:03:02,380 - Judgmental. - Well... 49 00:03:02,405 --> 00:03:04,171 Not her. 50 00:03:08,048 --> 00:03:09,280 Not Castor? 51 00:03:09,305 --> 00:03:10,702 Castor? 52 00:03:10,727 --> 00:03:12,006 Oh... no. 53 00:03:12,031 --> 00:03:14,066 Oh, God no. 54 00:03:16,537 --> 00:03:18,102 Well then... 55 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:19,672 Nooooo... 56 00:03:19,697 --> 00:03:20,912 All right. I know. 57 00:03:20,937 --> 00:03:22,493 I know what you"re going to say. 58 00:03:22,518 --> 00:03:23,565 Really? I don"t. 59 00:03:23,573 --> 00:03:25,558 You-you have actually... 60 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,207 Rendered me speechless. 61 00:03:27,209 --> 00:03:28,909 How could you possibly... 62 00:03:28,911 --> 00:03:29,843 So not so speechless. 63 00:03:30,982 --> 00:03:32,846 I just don"t... of all the men... 64 00:03:32,848 --> 00:03:34,724 Excuse me, men and women in the world. 65 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,084 With Merc? Lapidus? 66 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:39,003 May I speak now? 67 00:03:48,593 --> 00:03:50,472 It"s totally different this time. 68 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:51,976 It is! 69 00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:54,843 It"s like all the good stuff 70 00:03:55,427 --> 00:03:56,629 minus the bullshit. 71 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:57,408 Mm-hmm? 72 00:03:57,433 --> 00:03:58,989 There"s no Jamie, so... 73 00:04:00,787 --> 00:04:02,476 I don"t have to share him. 74 00:04:02,781 --> 00:04:04,447 We don"t have to sneak around. 75 00:04:04,503 --> 00:04:05,542 Mmm, mm. 76 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:06,767 He"s not my boss anymore. 77 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,607 And that"s not a turnoff for you? 78 00:04:08,632 --> 00:04:09,897 No. 79 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,643 Look, I... 80 00:04:13,701 --> 00:04:14,994 I know you"re not a fan. 81 00:04:14,996 --> 00:04:17,369 - Mmm! - But... 82 00:04:17,371 --> 00:04:20,857 I"m kind of starting to feel like me again. 83 00:04:20,859 --> 00:04:22,630 Just a... 84 00:04:22,632 --> 00:04:24,676 And he"s the reason. 85 00:04:24,678 --> 00:04:26,044 And a little bit the Prozac, 86 00:04:26,046 --> 00:04:28,046 but mostly him, so... 87 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:31,149 put away all your little mmms and hmms 88 00:04:31,151 --> 00:04:35,509 and try to be happy for me. 89 00:04:38,201 --> 00:04:39,413 All right. 90 00:04:41,006 --> 00:04:42,593 If this is really what you want... 91 00:04:42,595 --> 00:04:43,943 It is. 92 00:04:43,945 --> 00:04:45,696 ...then I will 93 00:04:46,228 --> 00:04:47,698 try to support it. 94 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:49,900 Really? 95 00:04:50,816 --> 00:04:52,569 Mm-hmm. 96 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:54,525 Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:58,446 --> 00:05:01,143 Mmm... hm! 98 00:05:01,145 --> 00:05:02,547 Be here next time. 99 00:05:02,549 --> 00:05:04,614 We"ll be one step closer to finding out 100 00:05:04,616 --> 00:05:06,415 who will beat the box. 101 00:05:06,417 --> 00:05:08,451 Good night! 102 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,810 - Hey, bud. - Hey. 103 00:05:17,094 --> 00:05:18,807 How"s my favorite client? 104 00:05:18,809 --> 00:05:20,233 I don"t know. How is Bradley Cooper? 105 00:05:20,235 --> 00:05:22,813 Well, you"re definitely my funniest. 106 00:05:22,815 --> 00:05:24,800 So listen, what if I told you 107 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,372 that you could make a million two 108 00:05:26,374 --> 00:05:27,935 and all you have to do is spend a day in Philadelphia? 109 00:05:27,937 --> 00:05:30,137 Seriously? A whole day? 110 00:05:30,139 --> 00:05:32,073 - QVT... - Oh, Jesus. 111 00:05:32,075 --> 00:05:34,375 ...wants you to front a line of Matt LeBlanc vests. 112 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,686 What are you trying to do to me? 113 00:05:35,688 --> 00:05:37,344 1.2 if you sell out. 114 00:05:37,346 --> 00:05:38,767 Which is what I"d be doing. 115 00:05:38,769 --> 00:05:40,593 Oh, please. You know who"s doing QVT now? 116 00:05:40,595 --> 00:05:41,582 Hm? 117 00:05:41,584 --> 00:05:42,504 Everybody. 118 00:05:42,506 --> 00:05:43,863 Bradley Cooper? 119 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,023 Don"t do that. 120 00:05:45,025 --> 00:05:46,400 Jennifer Hudson"s selling pants. 121 00:05:46,402 --> 00:05:47,380 Your friend Ellen is there. 122 00:05:47,382 --> 00:05:48,462 Give her a call, she"ll tell you. 123 00:05:48,464 --> 00:05:50,479 It"s the easiest money you will ever make. 124 00:05:50,481 --> 00:05:52,526 - 1.2 from vests? - It"s pure profit. 125 00:05:52,528 --> 00:05:54,661 They sell "em for, like, 39.99, 126 00:05:54,663 --> 00:05:56,429 but they cost a buck to make in Sri Lanka. 127 00:05:56,431 --> 00:05:58,273 - What do I have to do? - Nothing. 128 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,555 You stand there in your vest. 129 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:01,069 You take a few calls. You watch the tote board go up. 130 00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:02,902 It"s like a telethon, only you"re the disease. 131 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,206 How soon would this happen? 132 00:06:04,208 --> 00:06:06,539 As soon as the little children finish sewing the buttons on. 133 00:06:06,541 --> 00:06:07,773 It"s not really kids making them, right? 134 00:06:07,775 --> 00:06:09,975 No. 135 00:06:12,357 --> 00:06:13,756 - Hello. - Hello. 136 00:06:13,961 --> 00:06:15,781 Hey, hey... let me ask you something. 137 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:17,802 Would you pay 39.99 138 00:06:17,804 --> 00:06:18,915 for this vest? 139 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:20,552 First of all, it"s a waistcoat. 140 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,167 Fine, would you pay 39.99 for this waistcoat? 141 00:06:26,169 --> 00:06:27,846 That particular one? 142 00:06:27,848 --> 00:06:29,393 No-no. This is like 400 bucks. 143 00:06:29,395 --> 00:06:31,112 Like a shittier version of this. 144 00:06:31,114 --> 00:06:32,598 So your question is would I buy 145 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,673 a shitty waistcoat for 39.99? 146 00:06:34,675 --> 00:06:35,895 - Yeah. - No. 147 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:37,333 This-this is not your target audience. 148 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,369 Anyway, 149 00:06:39,371 --> 00:06:40,360 ready to go? 150 00:06:40,362 --> 00:06:42,472 Oh, right. Big weekend. 151 00:06:42,474 --> 00:06:43,879 You guys gonna bring me back a new show? 152 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,523 - That"s the plan. - Fingers crossed. 153 00:06:45,525 --> 00:06:47,276 All right! Go be funny. 154 00:06:47,278 --> 00:06:48,645 You go be agent-y. 155 00:06:48,647 --> 00:06:50,262 Ah, look, 156 00:06:50,264 --> 00:06:51,881 you already started. 157 00:06:51,883 --> 00:06:54,050 Think vests. 158 00:06:54,052 --> 00:06:55,031 All right, let me just go, uh, 159 00:06:55,033 --> 00:06:56,318 change out of this, and then we can... 160 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,486 Hey, hey! 161 00:06:57,488 --> 00:06:58,745 What"s that one doing here? 162 00:06:58,747 --> 00:07:00,823 - Morning, hello. - Hello. 163 00:07:00,825 --> 00:07:02,324 No one told me about the reunion. 164 00:07:02,326 --> 00:07:04,126 - Oh, no-no-no. - Oh, we"re doing 165 00:07:04,128 --> 00:07:05,427 a new show together. 166 00:07:05,429 --> 00:07:06,996 Oh, exciting! 167 00:07:06,998 --> 00:07:08,564 Getting the old team back together. 168 00:07:08,566 --> 00:07:10,431 Well, not the whole team. 169 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:12,366 I"m totally kidding. 170 00:07:12,368 --> 00:07:13,868 We know. 171 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:15,103 So what brings you here? 172 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:16,972 Oh, just picking up my man. 173 00:07:16,974 --> 00:07:18,907 - Picking up your... what? - Sorry? 174 00:07:18,909 --> 00:07:19,841 Oh, yeah, Mr. Lapidus and I 175 00:07:19,843 --> 00:07:21,878 are kind of an item. 176 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,198 What-an item? What... 177 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,578 what do you mean by "item"? 178 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:26,379 Are you shitting me? Why? 179 00:07:26,381 --> 00:07:28,628 Uh, not everyone can be the perfect boyfriend, 180 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:30,631 guy who fucked my daughter then never called her again. 181 00:07:30,633 --> 00:07:31,958 They gotta learn. 182 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,521 You and... Merc? 183 00:07:34,523 --> 00:07:36,908 Well, you know we used to have a thing back in the seven... 184 00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:38,762 Just say it. 185 00:07:38,764 --> 00:07:40,293 And you"re back together now? 186 00:07:40,295 --> 00:07:41,697 Uh, yeah. 187 00:07:41,699 --> 00:07:43,908 In fact, as of last week... 188 00:07:43,910 --> 00:07:45,564 What"s this? 189 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,053 You"re engaged? 190 00:07:47,055 --> 00:07:49,255 Oh, I love hearing it with the accent. 191 00:07:49,257 --> 00:07:51,674 You"re... engaged. 192 00:07:51,676 --> 00:07:53,473 I know, it"s kind of fast. 193 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:55,353 But hey, no one"s getting any younger. 194 00:07:55,355 --> 00:07:56,843 You are. 195 00:07:57,221 --> 00:07:58,241 Ohh. 196 00:07:58,243 --> 00:08:00,254 And he gave you that ring? 197 00:08:00,256 --> 00:08:01,767 I know! 198 00:08:01,769 --> 00:08:04,082 If the light catches it just right, 199 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,553 Merc Lapidus starts looking pretty damn good. 200 00:08:09,825 --> 00:08:11,572 What a bastard. 201 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,224 - Let it go. - I can"t. 202 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,893 I always said he was a dick. 203 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,794 This is gonna kill her. 204 00:08:18,148 --> 00:08:20,108 I even feel bad for Morning. 205 00:08:23,653 --> 00:08:24,910 Were those new tits? 206 00:08:24,943 --> 00:08:26,837 I know. I thought that too. 207 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,605 So we all feel bad for Morning. 208 00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:30,446 Well, she"ll be fine. 209 00:08:30,448 --> 00:08:32,423 She got the ring, she"ll get alimony. 210 00:08:32,425 --> 00:08:34,310 Meanwhile, poor Carol. 211 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:36,681 If you could have seen her face... 212 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,747 she"s so happy. 213 00:08:39,995 --> 00:08:41,461 Fucker. 214 00:08:41,913 --> 00:08:43,025 I don"t know what I"m gonna tell her. 215 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:43,988 You"re gonna tell her nothing. 216 00:08:44,013 --> 00:08:45,576 That"s what you"re gonna tell her. 217 00:08:46,088 --> 00:08:48,424 - Oh... I"ve gotta say something. - No, you don"t. 218 00:08:48,426 --> 00:08:50,859 You really wanna be the one who brings her this news? 219 00:08:51,890 --> 00:08:53,662 There"s a reason "hug the messenger" 220 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:54,813 is not an expression. 221 00:08:54,815 --> 00:08:57,294 So then I"m supposed to let her just go on, 222 00:08:57,296 --> 00:08:58,867 completely oblivious? 223 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,707 It"s not like they were bigger... 224 00:09:04,709 --> 00:09:07,209 - Hmm. - ...but there"s... 225 00:09:07,906 --> 00:09:08,941 something. 226 00:09:08,943 --> 00:09:10,611 - Hands on the wheel. - Yeah, I know. 227 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,914 They were just more... 228 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:14,560 hel-lo. 229 00:09:14,562 --> 00:09:15,717 I"m trapped in a car with two boobs 230 00:09:15,719 --> 00:09:17,452 talking about tits. 231 00:09:17,454 --> 00:09:19,353 No, you "re right. It" s awful. Poor Carol. 232 00:09:24,217 --> 00:09:25,730 It"s like her nipples looked higher. 233 00:09:25,755 --> 00:09:27,527 - They can do that? - I"d like to think so. 234 00:09:27,529 --> 00:09:29,162 - I"m calling her. - No, don"t call her. 235 00:09:29,164 --> 00:09:30,363 Every time you"ve got involved, 236 00:09:30,365 --> 00:09:31,932 every time... am I wrong? 237 00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:34,134 So what? 238 00:09:34,136 --> 00:09:35,576 He just gets away with it? 239 00:09:35,578 --> 00:09:36,949 It"s her life. Stay out of it. 240 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,647 I hate this. 241 00:09:45,475 --> 00:09:46,848 It"s probably just her bra. 242 00:09:46,873 --> 00:09:47,786 You think? 243 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,814 Wardrobe told me she gets them specially made in Brazil. 244 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,615 Ooh. 245 00:09:51,617 --> 00:09:53,013 - Interesting. - Good to know. 246 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,128 Okay, this is it. 247 00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:06,438 This is your little ranch house? 248 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,162 Yee-haw! 249 00:10:08,164 --> 00:10:09,901 Yeah, I had the set guys from Friends do it. 250 00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:11,493 I just said, "Give me a ranch set." 251 00:10:11,495 --> 00:10:13,004 You "re lucky there" s a fourth wall. 252 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:14,973 What? 253 00:10:14,975 --> 00:10:16,386 I was just trying to place that... 254 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,008 fragrance. 255 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:18,942 Ah. Horseshit. 256 00:10:18,944 --> 00:10:19,914 Ah. 257 00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:21,779 I was gonna guess eucalyptus. 258 00:10:21,781 --> 00:10:23,490 Nope. Horseshit. 259 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,234 Although sometimes they shit on the eucalyptus, 260 00:10:25,236 --> 00:10:26,441 so maybe that"s it. 261 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:27,928 Good nose, darling. 262 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:29,427 Yeah, it"s way worse during the day. 263 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,354 Mmm, something to look forward to. 264 00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:33,228 - You guys want a drink? - No, no, that"s all right. 265 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:34,370 It"s been a long day. 266 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:36,092 And we have a big, smelly day tomorrow. 267 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,760 Oh, well... 268 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,662 Okay, grab your stuff. 269 00:10:39,664 --> 00:10:40,999 Right behind you. 270 00:10:41,499 --> 00:10:43,234 - Breathe through your mouth. - I"m trying. 271 00:10:45,469 --> 00:10:48,446 This is certainly not what I expected. 272 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,518 No. It"s like a sleepover 273 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,985 at Michael Jackson"s house. 274 00:10:51,987 --> 00:10:53,408 Ohh. 275 00:10:53,976 --> 00:10:55,143 - What? - Look. 276 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,146 - What? - There. 277 00:11:01,169 --> 00:11:03,083 - What, the hair? - Yes, the hair. 278 00:11:03,108 --> 00:11:04,961 These sheets aren"t clean. 279 00:11:04,963 --> 00:11:06,821 - Better? - No. 280 00:11:06,823 --> 00:11:09,010 Ohh. There"s another one. 281 00:11:13,912 --> 00:11:15,444 Hey. What"s up? 282 00:11:15,446 --> 00:11:16,655 Uh... 283 00:11:17,463 --> 00:11:19,680 I think whoever"s in charge of the beds 284 00:11:19,682 --> 00:11:21,600 may have forgotten to 285 00:11:22,268 --> 00:11:23,707 change our sheets. 286 00:11:23,923 --> 00:11:25,355 That"d be Lupe. 287 00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:26,526 Yes, well, 288 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:29,022 Lupe forgot to change our sheets. 289 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:30,570 You sure? 290 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,967 There were hairs in mine. 291 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,666 Ah, I wouldn"t worry about it. 292 00:11:34,691 --> 00:11:35,499 It"s just my kids. 293 00:11:35,609 --> 00:11:37,999 Uh... they were gray. 294 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,583 Gray and... 295 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:40,954 curly. 296 00:11:40,979 --> 00:11:42,706 Oh, and my mom stayed here. 297 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:45,002 So she doesn"t color all her hair. 298 00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:47,116 Ew. Fucking Lupe. 299 00:11:47,118 --> 00:11:48,597 I"ll talk to her on Monday. 300 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,431 Yeah. 301 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,141 But, uh, in- in the meantime... 302 00:11:54,143 --> 00:11:55,696 Hmm? 303 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:58,282 I "m-I" m sure your mother is perfectly hygienic, 304 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,441 but call me crazy... 305 00:11:59,443 --> 00:12:00,206 And I do. 306 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,708 ...I prefer clean sheets. 307 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,254 So, uh, if you"ll just 308 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,099 show me where the linens are... 309 00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:07,633 I don"t know where the linens are. 310 00:12:07,819 --> 00:12:09,218 How do you not know where the linens are? 311 00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:11,158 - It"s your ranch. - I know where the barn is. 312 00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:12,771 - Probably cleaner. - I"m sorry, what? 313 00:12:12,796 --> 00:12:15,606 So when you need to change your sheets... 314 00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,261 Lupe does it. 315 00:12:17,286 --> 00:12:18,821 - Or not. - Well, do you wanna switch? 316 00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:20,395 - Take my bed. - No. 317 00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:22,559 Those are your dirty sheets. 318 00:12:22,561 --> 00:12:23,812 I don"t know what to tell you. 319 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:33,023 So? 320 00:12:33,538 --> 00:12:34,782 Totally useless. 321 00:12:34,784 --> 00:12:36,335 You"re welcome to scooch in here with me. 322 00:12:36,337 --> 00:12:38,083 What makes you think yours are any cleaner? 323 00:12:38,085 --> 00:12:39,854 You"re welcome to sleep on top of me. 324 00:12:39,856 --> 00:12:41,442 Maybe I can flip the sheets over. 325 00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:42,446 Darling, I"m begging you, 326 00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,981 just turn off the light and let"s go to sleep. 327 00:12:43,983 --> 00:12:45,960 Fine. 328 00:12:45,962 --> 00:12:47,516 But I"m not getting undressed. 329 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,196 Perfect. Do that. 330 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,137 Sleep well. 331 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,513 Brilliant. 332 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:15,013 How the fuck do they sleep in outer space? 333 00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:17,807 Well, for one thing, they have clean sheets. 334 00:13:21,112 --> 00:13:22,593 Holy shit. 335 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:34,985 What the fuck? 336 00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:36,807 You hear that? 337 00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:38,308 The gunshots? 338 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,636 No, listen. 339 00:13:44,479 --> 00:13:46,125 Something"s definitely out here. 340 00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:49,812 So you just shot randomly into the night? 341 00:13:49,814 --> 00:13:51,620 Didn"t you say you have a ranch hand? 342 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,394 - Yeah. - Maybe you don"t anymore. 343 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,599 No, it"s this wild boar that"s been coming around. 344 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,660 A wild boar? 345 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,401 I fucking hate that pig. 346 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,644 He digs holes everywhere, eats my sprinkler heads. 347 00:14:01,646 --> 00:14:03,266 Shits on the pool furniture! 348 00:14:03,268 --> 00:14:04,592 How do you know it"s always the same pig? 349 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,387 Oh, I know those shits. 350 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,857 I think I might have winged him. 351 00:14:07,859 --> 00:14:09,795 - We should go check. - You go check. 352 00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:11,634 - We"re not going out there. - It"s fine. 353 00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:14,127 To face the potentially wounded wild boar? 354 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,195 Just, here-here. Grab a shovel. 355 00:14:16,197 --> 00:14:17,584 No, I"m not grabbing a shovel. 356 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:19,521 Nothing good ever starts with "Grab a shovel." 357 00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:20,868 All right, fine. 358 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:21,840 I"ll go alone. 359 00:14:21,842 --> 00:14:23,666 So you should. It"s your boar. 360 00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:25,586 I"m coming for you, fucker! 361 00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:30,347 It"s like having a sleepover 362 00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:32,141 with No Country for Old Men. 363 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:39,799 Morning. 364 00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:41,019 - Mm. - Morning. 365 00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:42,490 I made coffee. 366 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,623 - Oh, I could use some. - Sounds good. 367 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,271 I think there"s bagels in the freezer. 368 00:14:45,273 --> 00:14:46,911 Maybe some eggs. 369 00:14:47,342 --> 00:14:48,336 Oh, my God. 370 00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:49,976 Did you know your gun 371 00:14:49,978 --> 00:14:51,811 is still sitting out here next to the cereal? 372 00:14:51,813 --> 00:14:53,512 Oh, and there"s cereal. 373 00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,631 Find any dead bodies in your yard? 374 00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:01,536 No. But that fucking pig knocked over my barbecue. 375 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,063 There"s irony. 376 00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,308 Carol. 377 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:08,308 Huh. 378 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,484 Hello. 379 00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:12,030 Hey. How"s the ranch? 380 00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:14,127 Very ranch-y. 381 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,194 Yeah? 382 00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:17,221 Like someone lit a horseshit candle. 383 00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:19,025 I told you, soon as the sun hits it, 384 00:15:19,027 --> 00:15:20,805 oof. 385 00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:22,071 Question. 386 00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,771 It "s Merc" s birthday next week, 387 00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:27,210 I have no idea what to get him. 388 00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:30,083 Also, B: I"ve got no money to get it with. 389 00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:32,582 Then I say, C: Fuck him. 390 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,274 Is it too lame if I make something? 391 00:15:36,276 --> 00:15:39,156 - I have got to tell her. - I was thinking, like, 392 00:15:39,158 --> 00:15:41,797 going to one of those Color Me Mine places 393 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:44,789 and making a little bowl. 394 00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:46,629 So what do you think? 395 00:15:46,631 --> 00:15:47,942 I think 396 00:15:47,944 --> 00:15:49,766 making something for him is fine. 397 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,561 - I just... - Beverly. 398 00:15:51,563 --> 00:15:53,094 ...wouldn"t put your heart into it. 399 00:15:53,656 --> 00:15:55,437 "Ello, Beverly. 400 00:15:55,439 --> 00:15:56,473 He"s there? 401 00:15:56,475 --> 00:15:57,321 Mm-hmm. 402 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,269 All right, well, 403 00:15:58,271 --> 00:15:59,751 got to get to work. 404 00:15:59,753 --> 00:16:01,576 Wish him happy birthday for me. 405 00:16:01,578 --> 00:16:03,444 Bye. 406 00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:06,918 I am the worst person ever. 407 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,753 Second worst. 408 00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:15,369 Okay, I had my assistant get us pads, 409 00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:17,705 pens, scissors, Post-its. 410 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,207 She got us a white board. 411 00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:20,606 You name it, it"s all here. 412 00:16:20,608 --> 00:16:23,178 Jesus. It"s like she knocked over a Staples. 413 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:26,021 - Oh, fuck, staples! - I wouldn"t worry. 414 00:16:26,023 --> 00:16:27,671 I don "t think we" ll get so much done 415 00:16:27,673 --> 00:16:30,398 that we"ll need to attach things to each other. 416 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,120 Okay, glass half empty. 417 00:16:33,488 --> 00:16:34,872 So do you have any sense of the kind of show 418 00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:36,414 you want to do? 419 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,138 I"m thinking a one-hour. 420 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,701 I don"t know, something smart. 421 00:16:39,703 --> 00:16:41,188 Maybe a little dark. 422 00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:42,519 You know, sophisticated. 423 00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:43,585 Anything else? 424 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:44,700 In an ideal world, 425 00:16:44,702 --> 00:16:45,964 I get to shoot people. 426 00:16:45,966 --> 00:16:48,272 That is sophisticated. 427 00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:50,803 So... 428 00:16:50,805 --> 00:16:52,297 We"ve got... 429 00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:53,965 smart, 430 00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:57,007 so-phis-ti-cated... 431 00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,963 Shoots people. 432 00:17:00,988 --> 00:17:02,851 - Ooh! I got an idea. - Go. 433 00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:04,470 Can I do the writing on the board? 434 00:17:04,472 --> 00:17:05,491 Absolutely. 435 00:17:05,516 --> 00:17:07,082 - That was your idea? - Yep. 436 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:10,608 Okay, so what"s the show? Let"s just toss things out. 437 00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:11,934 Anything"s fair game. 438 00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:13,317 There are no bad ideas. 439 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,475 Okay. 440 00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:18,415 What if I"m the president? 441 00:17:18,681 --> 00:17:19,761 Of what planet? 442 00:17:19,763 --> 00:17:21,207 I thought there were no bad ideas. 443 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:22,792 - So did I. - Screw you. 444 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:23,633 I could play a president. 445 00:17:23,635 --> 00:17:25,378 Okay, let"s say you"re the president. 446 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:29,662 So, now we have 447 00:17:29,687 --> 00:17:31,434 smart, sophisticated, 448 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,369 shoots people, 449 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,471 and president. 450 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:37,640 I"m liking this. 451 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:39,041 Should I make a reservation for lunch? 452 00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:40,417 - We just started. - I know. 453 00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:41,314 But the way we"re moving... 454 00:17:41,316 --> 00:17:42,978 Okay, so, 455 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,247 you"re the president. 456 00:17:44,249 --> 00:17:46,207 - Then what? - I don"t know. 457 00:17:46,209 --> 00:17:48,383 You"re the writers. I gave you president. 458 00:17:48,385 --> 00:17:49,517 If I could do it all, I wouldn"t need you. 459 00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:51,304 Ooh! 460 00:17:52,346 --> 00:17:54,022 What if I come back from the dead? 461 00:17:54,024 --> 00:17:55,037 Are you still the president? 462 00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,090 No, no, new idea. 463 00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:56,946 All right. 464 00:17:56,948 --> 00:17:59,811 But what I do come back from the dead with? Like superpowers 465 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,096 or, uh, some kind of special knowledge? 466 00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:04,198 Maybe you come back with an idea for a show. 467 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,902 Or clean sheets. 468 00:18:06,245 --> 00:18:09,018 Okay, I"m getting a real negative vibe here. 469 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,248 Where you going? 470 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,514 I need a cookie. Anyone else want a cookie? 471 00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:13,327 No, come back, attention span. 472 00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:15,175 You"re the board guy. You have the pen. 473 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,288 Fine. 474 00:18:17,779 --> 00:18:20,080 Has anyone ever done sort of a 475 00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:22,248 Sliding Doors kind of thing, 476 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,922 where you see three iterations of a man"s life 477 00:18:25,924 --> 00:18:27,920 different ways they could have gone. 478 00:18:27,922 --> 00:18:30,307 You could intercut between them, 479 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,046 see how they inform each other. 480 00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:34,401 - Or what if I"m a pimp? - Or what if you"re a pimp? 481 00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:35,702 Well, seriously. 482 00:18:35,704 --> 00:18:38,448 It could be this cool, dark, edgy show. 483 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,332 I"m a slimeball, 484 00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:42,471 but I care about my girls. 485 00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,470 Actually, I don"t think we"ve ever 486 00:18:44,472 --> 00:18:46,117 seen that world before. 487 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,397 Documentaries, maybe. 488 00:18:47,399 --> 00:18:48,892 Yeah, totally, totally. 489 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,951 I could run, like, this bunny ranch in the desert. 490 00:18:51,953 --> 00:18:54,543 And we could explore how each of the girls ended up there. 491 00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:55,792 Learn about them as people. 492 00:18:55,794 --> 00:18:58,616 Yeah, dig into the little nuances of their lives. 493 00:18:58,618 --> 00:19:00,309 Oh! 494 00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:01,377 I got a title. 495 00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:07,457 Whores. 496 00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:08,798 There"s your nuance. 497 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,216 I love this. 498 00:19:10,562 --> 00:19:11,628 What are you doing? 499 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,707 Pitching it to Roger. 500 00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,264 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Slightly premature. 501 00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:15,833 Oh, nah, this is it. 502 00:19:15,835 --> 00:19:17,579 I would totally watch Whores. 503 00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:20,205 I think we"re all assuming that you have. 504 00:19:20,207 --> 00:19:22,271 Hey, it"s me. 505 00:19:22,273 --> 00:19:23,293 Guess what? 506 00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,564 We got a show. 507 00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:27,334 It"s a dark, edgy one-hour 508 00:19:27,336 --> 00:19:28,844 about a brothel in the desert, 509 00:19:28,846 --> 00:19:30,278 and it"s called... 510 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,582 Yeah. - He guessed Whores. 511 00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:33,976 He knows you well. 512 00:19:33,978 --> 00:19:35,076 What? No. 513 00:19:35,078 --> 00:19:36,485 That sucks. 514 00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:38,342 Netflix is already doing Whores. 515 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,954 Are you sure? 516 00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:41,974 Treat Williams and Sharon Stone. 517 00:19:41,976 --> 00:19:43,891 Jesus. 518 00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:45,773 All right. I"ll talk to you later. 519 00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:47,913 Shit. 520 00:19:48,214 --> 00:19:50,398 Oh, I understand your disappointment, 521 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,518 having invested almost four minutes of your life. 522 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,993 Fucking Netflix. 523 00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:56,141 I know it"s hard to believe, 524 00:19:56,143 --> 00:19:58,485 but there might be one other idea 525 00:19:58,487 --> 00:19:59,638 in the universe. 526 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,593 No, I-I- 527 00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:02,058 I can"t do this now. I need a break. 528 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,077 From what? 529 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:04,188 Let"s go shoot something. 530 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:05,576 Like, what? A one-hour? 531 00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:07,217 Come on, seriously. You ever fired a gun? 532 00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:08,515 I couldn"t even fire our assistant. 533 00:20:12,665 --> 00:20:14,036 Spread your feet a little more. 534 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,055 Don"t lock your knees. 535 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,126 Is it gonna be loud? I don"t like loud. 536 00:20:20,128 --> 00:20:21,694 - Nah, you"re fine. - You promise? 537 00:20:21,696 --> 00:20:23,129 Yeah, it"s like slamming a car door. 538 00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:26,946 And, uh, now get your grip a little higher. 539 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,594 Make sure your support hand is against the weapon as well. 540 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,406 Oh, when did John Hinckley get here? 541 00:20:31,408 --> 00:20:32,837 When I was a boy, my father took me shooting. 542 00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:34,292 You never told me. 543 00:20:34,294 --> 00:20:35,987 Yeah. It was my mother"s idea. 544 00:20:35,989 --> 00:20:37,444 She thought it would bring us closer. 545 00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:38,828 Turns out it just made me realize 546 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:39,883 how easy it would be to kill him. 547 00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:41,923 All right, less talking, 548 00:20:41,925 --> 00:20:43,753 more aiming. Now, you want to loosen up. 549 00:20:43,755 --> 00:20:45,061 Don"t hunch your shoulders. 550 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,585 Still hunching. 551 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,553 Still hunching. 552 00:20:51,025 --> 00:20:51,982 Still hunching. 553 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:52,988 Those are my shoulders! 554 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,028 Really? 555 00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:57,728 Now, you want to have both hands tight on the grip... 556 00:20:57,730 --> 00:21:00,131 It "s loud! It" s loud! 557 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,032 It "s loud! It" s loud! 558 00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:03,233 It "s loud! It" s loud! 559 00:21:04,736 --> 00:21:06,046 Holy shit. 560 00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:07,248 Well done, darling. 561 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,205 That was no fucking car door. 562 00:21:09,207 --> 00:21:10,740 All right, all right, just give me the weapon. 563 00:21:10,742 --> 00:21:11,885 I am never doing this again 564 00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:14,231 because it... was... loud! 565 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,503 - Okay. - All right, my turn. 566 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:16,679 - What? - My turn! 567 00:21:19,596 --> 00:21:21,362 All right, now, remember. Focus on the sights, 568 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,355 - not the target. - Don"t worry, I remember. 569 00:21:27,691 --> 00:21:29,258 I was just warming up. 570 00:21:31,728 --> 00:21:33,124 I got to remember to breathe. 571 00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,098 This weapon"s heavier than my father"s. 572 00:21:41,252 --> 00:21:42,836 I think there"s something wrong with your gun. 573 00:21:42,838 --> 00:21:44,742 Don"t hunch your shoulders. 574 00:21:45,184 --> 00:21:46,740 Shh... 575 00:21:46,742 --> 00:21:48,701 Just relax. You can do it. 576 00:21:48,703 --> 00:21:50,178 Feeling a lot of pressure. 577 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:50,911 Use it. 578 00:21:57,686 --> 00:21:58,881 What the hell? 579 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:06,436 Oh, no! 580 00:22:06,461 --> 00:22:08,195 No-no-no-no-no. 581 00:22:08,197 --> 00:22:09,462 - Oh, God. - What did I do? 582 00:22:09,464 --> 00:22:11,330 You got the fucker. 583 00:22:11,332 --> 00:22:12,665 I didn"t mean to get him. 584 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:13,744 Oh, look at the poor thing! 585 00:22:13,746 --> 00:22:15,266 - I can "t-I can" t look! - Oh! 586 00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:16,961 It"s suffering. 587 00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:18,237 Well, I know how to stop that. 588 00:22:18,239 --> 00:22:19,476 Wha-what are you doing? 589 00:22:19,478 --> 00:22:20,753 I"m gonna finish it off. This is him. 590 00:22:20,755 --> 00:22:22,259 - Is it? - You don"t know that. 591 00:22:22,261 --> 00:22:23,728 Well, who do you think it is? 592 00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:25,479 You just ate your last sprinkler head, asshole! 593 00:22:25,481 --> 00:22:26,974 - No! - What? 594 00:22:26,976 --> 00:22:28,913 You can"t kill this pig. 595 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,748 So he eats a few bloody sprinkler heads. 596 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,917 He has as much right to live here as you do. 597 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:36,109 Uh, as the guy who paid 8 million for it... 598 00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:37,522 If this were a dog, 599 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,156 would you shoot a dog? 600 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,258 It"s not a dog. 601 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:41,365 Yes, well, 602 00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:43,261 did you know that pigs are more intelligent 603 00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:45,962 than dogs, and quite a few people? 604 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,664 Yeah? Then how come I"m the one with the gun? 605 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:48,898 - Oh... - And when did you become 606 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,472 the fucking pig expert? 607 00:22:50,474 --> 00:22:52,824 When I was growing up, my cousins had pet pigs. 608 00:22:52,826 --> 00:22:56,736 Oh, they are the most loyal, affectionate, 609 00:22:56,738 --> 00:22:59,108 emotionally sophisticated... 610 00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:00,711 Oh, it"s shitting! 611 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:01,678 Oh, this is horrible! 612 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,978 Just end it! End it! 613 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,313 No! 614 00:23:04,315 --> 00:23:05,914 This is Wilbur! 615 00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:07,953 In Charlotte"s Web, this is... 616 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,279 that talking pig movie. 617 00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:11,419 - Babe? - Yes! 618 00:23:11,421 --> 00:23:12,507 He"s gonna shoot Babe. 619 00:23:12,509 --> 00:23:14,147 You can"t shoot Babe. 620 00:23:14,149 --> 00:23:15,224 It"s not Babe. 621 00:23:15,226 --> 00:23:16,759 - It"s bacon. - Oh. 622 00:23:16,761 --> 00:23:18,493 Hey, if this was a talking pig, 623 00:23:18,495 --> 00:23:20,529 we"d be having a very different conversation, 624 00:23:20,531 --> 00:23:21,697 all four of us. 625 00:23:21,699 --> 00:23:23,071 Just because you can"t understand him 626 00:23:23,073 --> 00:23:24,576 doesn"t mean he"s not communicating. 627 00:23:24,578 --> 00:23:26,167 Other pigs understand him. 628 00:23:26,169 --> 00:23:27,569 I understand him, right now. 629 00:23:27,571 --> 00:23:31,024 He"s saying, "I"m in pain, help me!" 630 00:23:31,026 --> 00:23:32,521 We need to help him! 631 00:23:32,523 --> 00:23:33,608 No. You know what we need? 632 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:35,443 Hash browns. 633 00:23:36,065 --> 00:23:38,412 We need to get him to a vet. 634 00:23:38,414 --> 00:23:40,347 What? No. It"s a wild boar. 635 00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:41,667 You"re a wild boar! 636 00:23:41,669 --> 00:23:43,049 Where was that snappy dialogue 637 00:23:43,051 --> 00:23:44,580 when we were working before? 638 00:23:44,582 --> 00:23:46,387 Oh, look, it"s passed out. 639 00:23:47,701 --> 00:23:49,411 We are taking this animal to a doctor. 640 00:23:49,413 --> 00:23:51,185 We are not taking him to a doctor. 641 00:23:51,187 --> 00:23:52,393 All right. 642 00:23:52,395 --> 00:23:53,693 Then you"re on your own with your stupid show. 643 00:23:53,695 --> 00:23:55,403 - Oh, come on. - That"s right. 644 00:23:55,405 --> 00:23:56,862 I am putting it- we are putting it 645 00:23:56,864 --> 00:23:58,464 all on the line for this pig. 646 00:23:58,466 --> 00:24:00,733 You want us? 647 00:24:01,298 --> 00:24:02,702 The pig comes too. 648 00:24:03,164 --> 00:24:05,493 Fuck me. 649 00:24:05,976 --> 00:24:07,072 I"ll get the truck. 650 00:24:10,778 --> 00:24:12,344 All right, let"s fucking do this. 651 00:24:12,346 --> 00:24:14,408 Uh, you guys get the back, I"ll get the front. 652 00:24:18,772 --> 00:24:19,818 What? 653 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:20,985 I touched the tail! 654 00:24:20,987 --> 00:24:22,069 Switch. 655 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:27,525 Okay, ready? 656 00:24:27,527 --> 00:24:28,793 One, two, 657 00:24:28,795 --> 00:24:31,028 three. Pick it up. 658 00:24:31,030 --> 00:24:32,062 Pick it up. Pick it up. 659 00:24:32,064 --> 00:24:33,331 - Now what? - Put it down. 660 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:34,332 Put it down. Put it down. 661 00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:35,700 - Ah! - Ooh! 662 00:24:35,702 --> 00:24:37,301 Fuck, that"s a heavy pig. 663 00:24:37,303 --> 00:24:39,670 - Ideally, we need a winch. - Oh, sure. 664 00:24:39,672 --> 00:24:41,339 We could just make one out of sticks and twigs. 665 00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:43,140 - Do you have a ramp? - What am I, Angie"s List? 666 00:24:43,142 --> 00:24:45,189 There"s no time. His breath is getting shallow. 667 00:24:45,191 --> 00:24:47,176 That "s not what I" d call it. 668 00:24:47,178 --> 00:24:48,345 We"ve got to do something now! 669 00:24:48,347 --> 00:24:50,680 Uh... I know. 670 00:24:50,682 --> 00:24:52,766 I can accidentally back over it. 671 00:24:52,768 --> 00:24:54,537 Let"s just try lifting it again. 672 00:24:54,539 --> 00:24:55,883 - We can do this. - I don"t think... 673 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:56,938 - We"ve got to. - All right. 674 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,688 All right, okay, okay, how about this? 675 00:24:58,690 --> 00:24:59,856 You take the front, 676 00:24:59,858 --> 00:25:00,990 you take the back, 677 00:25:00,992 --> 00:25:02,186 and I"ll get the middle. 678 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:04,426 Okay. 679 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,806 One, two, 680 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,565 three! 681 00:25:14,828 --> 00:25:16,190 Ow. Ow. 682 00:25:16,574 --> 00:25:17,639 The bristles are going through my gloves. 683 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,306 Keep going. 684 00:25:19,308 --> 00:25:20,727 Hurts. Hurts. 685 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:22,547 - You"re tipping. - I know I"m tipping! 686 00:25:27,106 --> 00:25:28,493 I hate this fucking pig. 687 00:25:31,755 --> 00:25:33,755 Why is this taking so long? 688 00:25:33,757 --> 00:25:34,955 You shot him up pretty good. 689 00:25:34,957 --> 00:25:37,657 I "m sure he" ll be fine. 690 00:25:37,659 --> 00:25:39,393 He lost so much blood. 691 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,796 It"s funny. 692 00:25:42,798 --> 00:25:44,063 When you have ham, 693 00:25:44,065 --> 00:25:45,635 there"s like no blood at all. 694 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:48,835 Hmm. 695 00:25:48,837 --> 00:25:50,270 What? It"s true. 696 00:25:53,587 --> 00:25:54,473 How is he? 697 00:25:54,475 --> 00:25:55,741 I wish I had better news. 698 00:25:55,743 --> 00:25:57,643 The bullet tore through an artery 699 00:25:57,645 --> 00:25:59,011 and also punctured his trachea. 700 00:25:59,445 --> 00:26:01,342 So much a talking pig. 701 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,549 Will he survive? 702 00:26:03,551 --> 00:26:04,950 It"s possible. He"s a fighter. 703 00:26:04,952 --> 00:26:06,819 - Oh, thank God. - The good news is 704 00:26:06,821 --> 00:26:08,667 we were able to stop the internal bleeding. 705 00:26:08,669 --> 00:26:09,552 Okay. 706 00:26:09,554 --> 00:26:11,923 Tracheal reconstruction is more complicated. 707 00:26:11,925 --> 00:26:14,025 - But it"s doable? - Well, it"s tricky. 708 00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:16,755 It means taking cartilage from either his ear 709 00:26:16,757 --> 00:26:17,862 or his thyroid. 710 00:26:17,864 --> 00:26:19,497 I"m not sure we could do that here. 711 00:26:19,499 --> 00:26:22,025 We"ll probably have to move him to a larger facility. 712 00:26:22,027 --> 00:26:23,431 Say we do all that, 713 00:26:23,433 --> 00:26:24,877 what kind of prognosis can we hope for? 714 00:26:24,879 --> 00:26:26,830 Well, obviously there are no guarantees, 715 00:26:26,832 --> 00:26:28,262 but I think with time 716 00:26:28,264 --> 00:26:30,037 he stands a good chance of recovery. 717 00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,452 Oh, that"s such a relief. 718 00:26:32,454 --> 00:26:33,598 Thank you. 719 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,645 How much are we talking here? 720 00:26:35,081 --> 00:26:36,513 It"s hard to say. 721 00:26:36,515 --> 00:26:39,013 Minimum, 12 to 15,000. 722 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:40,582 You paying? 723 00:26:43,131 --> 00:26:45,509 - Well, we did what we could. - He had a good life, it"s... 724 00:27:11,817 --> 00:27:12,714 Okay... 725 00:27:13,986 --> 00:27:15,049 Oh... 726 00:27:15,784 --> 00:27:17,385 Oh. 727 00:27:24,794 --> 00:27:26,460 Uh, hold on. 728 00:27:27,135 --> 00:27:28,368 Oh... 729 00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:34,532 Bah! 730 00:27:40,082 --> 00:27:41,340 Hello? 731 00:27:41,342 --> 00:27:42,811 Are you okay? 732 00:27:44,536 --> 00:27:45,568 Uh-huh. 733 00:28:05,786 --> 00:28:08,207 Is there anything we've talked about so far 734 00:28:08,232 --> 00:28:10,132 that we actually like, anything worth pursuing? 735 00:28:10,157 --> 00:28:11,723 I still like whores. 736 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:15,316 I also have a little bit of news. 737 00:28:15,418 --> 00:28:17,629 Mark and I are in such a good place. 738 00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:19,332 I might be pregnant. 739 00:28:19,433 --> 00:28:21,151 All right. I'm erasing whores. 740 00:28:21,253 --> 00:28:23,735 Ooh! What about racing whores? 741 00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:25,828 I've got big news. 742 00:28:25,931 --> 00:28:26,928 Big, big? 743 00:28:27,031 --> 00:28:28,311 Pretty darn big. 744 00:28:28,413 --> 00:28:29,874 I just like whores so much. 745 00:28:35,045 --> 00:28:41,910 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 48944

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