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...our proud tradition: the annual man tour!

-Yes! -Now we're talking!

For 50 years it has been a tradition

that all boys after the last year of primary school

goes on a man trip to test if they are real men.

In the next few days you will be tested in all possible disciplines.

Finally, we will choose a winner of the competition

"A real man". Yes!

That is right!

- Are there no ladies with you, Michael? -Why do you care about that?

-Ladies? Teenage boys, that is. -Oh, damn it.

Anyway, we're going to take a break soon.

We'll have some food and drink. Just enjoy yourself in the meantime.

ONE OF THE BOYS

Enjoy yourselves!

Hi Lau. What's up? Are you ready?

-Yes I think so. -Cool.

And... how's it going at home?

It's just going well.

Cool.

Ok.

Lau, that was something I came to think about.

If...

If you want to win the competition, then…

William is quite strong so…

I had stuck with him a little. If you understand what I mean.

-And? - So...

When your father won the competition, the two of us helped each other out quite a bit.

It's good, you.

Yes.

Bro.

Don't be an asshole. I guarantee I'll come close.

- You're not doing anything. -Yes I do.

Hey, William.

Hey.

What are you watching?

Just something.

Come on, let me see.

It is just...

Do you know Sandra?

She is in her first year of high school.

Um, yes.

Do you think her boobs are fake or real?

You who know her so well.

Fake.

They are fake!

Well, because... they're so big, right?

Interesting. But how big, really?

So... huge.

- Oh, damn it. - Cool, man.

- You will never get close to them. -Shut up.

Hello. My name is Aksel.

-Hello. -Can I sit down?

Who are you?

-Who am I? - I haven't seen you at school.

I just moved here with my mother from Copenhagen.

Then she heard about this trip,

and forced me to leave.

Everyone here has been really looking forward to this.

-Winning is very prestigious. -Exciting.

But don't you think it's a little creepy that two grown men

taking a bunch of boys to a cabin to play?

Maybe. When you say it that way.

I have known Michael all my life.

- He was my father's best friend. -Our?

Has your father dropped the tree man, or?

No, he died.

You mustn't say things like that.

He got cancer. He died when I was eight.

Oh.

Shit.

Pardon. Really. I did not mean...

The same. It has been many years.

I don't remember it very well, so…

Here, ok.

Morten, we have to fix this. You shouldn't be able to see anything.

Yours also needs to be tightened a bit.

Ok, are we ready, Henrik?

Two seconds...

All right, guys. Welcome to the first challenge.

A real man must be determined and be able to indicate direction.

Go together in pairs, and you must use a map and compass to find your way.

Guys, you're not allowed to use your cell phone.

Okay? Find a mate, two and two.

-Dennis? -Over here.

-Is it you? -Yeah, damn it.

Come on. We are together.

And.

Good luck, guys!

What's up?

-Where... -Crap in the map! We're running, Dennis!

Alright...

Are you sure this is the right way?

What are you doing?

I was going to use Maps. Surely everyone does.

I want to win the right way.

Lau.

Lau, seriously. We've been walking for ages.

I have to pee.

Do you know how to use a compass?

Ok.

Right. Bring it.

And.

The first step to using a compass is

to close the eyes. Yeah, come on. Close your eyes.

It's about becoming one with the compass.

The compass tells you about the Earth's magnetic field.

Imagine the moon or the sun pulling on the earth's core...

No, Lau, I have no idea how to use a compass.

- Let's use Maps, then. -Yes! Thanks!

Here. I'm going to pee.

I pee, you "Map-er".

-What's the code? -One two three four.

JAKOB: I MISS YOU SO MUCH

- GOING ON A MAN'S TRIP. - I'M SENDING A RESCUE TEAM.

I MISS YOU SO MUCH

-Is it them? - Here they come!

Yes, there they are! Hello!

You guys took your time, huh?

Now that everyone is here, we go further down the beach as a group.

I need some help with the cart.

William? Perfect. Dennis? Great.

Okay, come on! On to the next challenge!

What happened?

We had problems with the compass.

You take it next time, Lau.

A real man possesses raw strength.

This one is a classic: Tug of war.

The first match is between Morten Friis and Simon...

...and William and Lau.

Guys, watch out for each other. We don't want any injuries.

- Come on, guys! -Come on!

Come on! That's how it should be!

Come in!

- Weaknesses! -Come on!

Dennis!

Three, two, one. Start!

-Did it go well, William? -Did it go well?

Go away!

Very good.

Come on guys!

Is it going well?

Han the William...

He seems like a real asshole.

He's cool enough.

I think you seem cooler than him.

So you can smile!

You made a damn big sand dune. -The next team is Dennis and Aksel.

Oh, it's my turn. Wish me luck, Lau!

Okay. -Take your shirt off, man.

Are you ready?

Three, two, one. Start!

Text: Anja Keilen plint.com