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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,240 And over here, we have witch's field, 2 00:00:14,270 --> 00:00:16,970 so named because back in the... 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,540 olden times, witches would gather here to party 4 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:24,410 and drink potions and turn people into flying monkeys and such. 5 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:29,050 It says here it's because 156 women were burned at the stake on this spot 6 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,120 during the eastwick witch trials. 7 00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:33,500 On account of the parties and the flying monkeys. 8 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:35,020 Where is the regular tour guide? 9 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:38,720 Our regular tour guide has been suffering a little bit of memory loss... 10 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:42,260 - I was attacked by ants. - And I'm filling in. 11 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:44,350 One thing i do know, in fact, is that 12 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,720 tomorrow night is halloween, which is kind of like new year's eve here in eastwick. 13 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,730 It's a very big deal. 14 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,000 In fact, we have quite a unique ritual we use in order to celebrate 15 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:55,510 that has to do with letting go of last year's baggage and starting fresh. 16 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:56,810 You with the weird shorts. 17 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:58,430 Are those coffins? 18 00:00:58,450 --> 00:00:59,940 You bet your ass those are coffins. 19 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:01,810 Would anyone like to guess what's inside them? 20 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,930 - Corpses? - Ew. No. 21 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:08,610 Demons. Metaphorical demons. 22 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:11,970 We decorate our coffins the way you might decorate an easter egg, 23 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:15,300 and then fill them with whatever has been haunting us this past year... 24 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:18,350 debts we've finally paid off, letters from old boyfriends, 25 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:20,100 a leather vest that looked great in the shop 26 00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:23,350 but ultimately created a boob sweat that was totally not worth the hassle-- 27 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:25,830 anything that might symbolize a burden. 28 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:28,190 We throw 'em in the coffin,bring 'em to the giant witch, 29 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:30,970 and tomorrow night,we light it all up and watch it all burn. 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,800 Sounds like a party,right? 31 00:01:33,790 --> 00:01:38,920 And here we have one of eastwick's newest and most prominent citizens,mr. Darryl van horne. 32 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:40,120 You here for the tour,darryl? 33 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:42,000 'Cause it's 10 bucks without pie. 34 00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:43,230 Oh,no. Don't mind me. 35 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,640 I'm just here to participate in the festivities. 36 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,950 Although,I'm sure your pie would be delicious. 37 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:52,880 It's like you've stepped out of a '70s porno and into my life. 38 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:55,580 bun,do you believe this guy? 39 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,150 Bun? 40 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:00,980 You okay? 41 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:06,480 That poor woman looks as though she's developing heatstroke. 42 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:08,790 I'd take her home if I were you. 43 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:13,640 All right,ladies and gentlemen,don't forget to tip your tour guide. 44 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:15,020 that man. 45 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:16,480 What about him? What's wrong? 46 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:17,600 He scares me. 47 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:20,090 - Why? - I-I don't know. 48 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,340 okay,let's everyone start heading back to the bus. 49 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,050 in the name of the father 50 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,440 and of the son 51 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:32,870 and the holy spirit. 52 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,280 Amen. 53 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,630 I-I-is this part of the show? 54 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:51,190 who wants pie? 55 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:54,430 What a weirdo. 56 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,830 Leave her alone,you ninnies! 57 00:02:56,860 --> 00:03:00,320 Can't you see that she's just been to a funeral? 58 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,970 http://bbs.sfileydy.com 59 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:15,810 that's when he came walking through my door. 60 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:26,420 hi,pretty girl. 61 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,760 How you feeling,superstar? 62 00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:30,790 I think I have a tumor. 63 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:32,760 Really? 64 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,390 Did I say "think"?I meant "hope." 65 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:35,740 I hope I have a tumor. 66 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,170 No hoping for tumors! 67 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,410 You had a bad week,that's all. 68 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,410 Oh,yeah,you think? 69 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,970 Let's see. 70 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,410 I lost my job I lost will. 71 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,490 I ran a pastor out of town with my stupid front page story. 72 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:51,590 Oh,did you guys see his wife on the news this morning, 73 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:53,810 begging for him to come home? 74 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,050 Yeah,I couldn't just stop at ruining my own life,could I?No. 75 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:59,330 I had to drag innocent people into the fray. 76 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,890 Pastor dunn is not so innocent. 77 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,670 You did catch him in a whorehouse...with whores! 78 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,170 so big whoop. He loves whores. 79 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:10,600 I got fired for writing a false story about darryl. 80 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:13,430 I slept with another man while I was supposed to be on a date with will, 81 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:15,080 and now he hates me,and he should! 82 00:04:15,110 --> 00:04:16,600 Because I suck! 83 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:19,310 I'm worse than the pastor whoremonger. 84 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:22,920 Will is a great guy. 85 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:25,260 And he's smart... 86 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:27,300 and he's tall... 87 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:28,650 and he's handsome... 88 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:30,700 and he's sweet and he's sexy 89 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:33,780 and he's kind and he's funny and he's generous and he's-- 90 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,870 where are you going with this? 91 00:04:35,890 --> 00:04:40,880 And--and he has a big heart,so just apologize. 92 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:42,280 I have. 93 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:46,950 Well,apologize again and again and again 94 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:48,970 until he forgives you. 95 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,440 Why is this so iortant to you? 96 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,970 Becausi want you to be happy,and,uh... 97 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,420 I think that you guys can really work it out. 98 00:04:57,450 --> 00:04:59,490 Yeah.Men don't hold grudges the way women do, 99 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:01,900 especially if there's a chance they might get sex out of it. 100 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:04,040 I don't deserve to be forgiven. 101 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,440 Yes,you do. 102 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:07,240 Joanna,you deserve will. 103 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:09,000 Just-- just give it another try. 104 00:05:09,030 --> 00:05:10,900 I bet you he comes around. 105 00:05:10,930 --> 00:05:13,050 And if he doesn't,I'll kick him in the taint. 106 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:16,770 okay,I'll try. 107 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,700 there you go! Good for you! 108 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,260 Yay! 109 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,470 maybe take a shower first. 110 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:29,190 okay. 111 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:30,980 on the count of three... 112 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,670 one... 113 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,380 two... 114 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:35,750 three. 115 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:38,720 On the count of four. 116 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:43,030 One... two...three... 117 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:47,350 aren't you lucky? 118 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,500 why haven't you called me back? 119 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:55,780 Because I don't want to speak to you anymore. 120 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,410 How does dissing work in your country? 121 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,080 Look... I know you're upset about your friend getting fired from the paper, 122 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:04,010 but I swear,all the formation I gave her on darryl van horne was completely accurate. 123 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,390 Except for the stuff that was wrong,which was all of it. 124 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:09,260 You're responsible for joanna getting fired. 125 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,980 - He's lying! - You're lying! 126 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:13,220 See how this game can just go on and on and on? 127 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:17,380 - look,um,penny-- - jamie,I can't see you anymore. 128 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:20,780 You ruined joanna's life,which is kind of like ruining my life. 129 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,340 And why would I continue to have sex with someone who ruined my life? 130 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,880 Thanks for the memories. 131 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,460 and this is the broom you use to light the bonfire each year. 132 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:39,920 We're letting allan heinberg emcee the event tonight, 133 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:41,800 since you're not quite up to speed. 134 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,370 Do I like allan heinberg? 135 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:44,970 Everyone likes allan heinberg. 136 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,350 Gee,sure hope it wasn't allan's funeral I was at yesterday. 137 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,620 I may have amnesia,but I'm not an idiot. 138 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:52,850 What are you getting at? 139 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,410 You ad my mind,bun. 140 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:56,350 I-I guess I did. 141 00:06:56,380 --> 00:06:57,580 It was a bit weird. 142 00:06:57,610 --> 00:07:00,120 Is that normal for you? Have you always had that ability? 143 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:02,290 Honey,I'm still trying to figure out how much cheese I can eat. 144 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:05,360 How am I supposed to know whether or not I used to have psychic powers? 145 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,940 So you admit you have them. 146 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:09,890 I admit I had them yesterday,and that is all I know. 147 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:11,220 So when you had it yesterday, 148 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,780 and you were inside my mind like that, 149 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:15,510 did you by any chance see whose funeral it was? 150 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:21,550 your--your friend who was killed... 151 00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:23,180 because of the statue. 152 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,810 Which friend?Who? W-what statue? 153 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:27,670 oh,my god. Oh! 154 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,710 Well,that's all I know. I... 155 00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:32,330 It's fuzzy. I-I-I'm sorry. 156 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,110 your friend... because of the statue. 157 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,580 oh,my god. I have to go. 158 00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:40,050 Bun,I'll meet you right back here this afternoon,okay? 159 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:41,820 4:00. Don't forget! 160 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:45,840 Oh,that girl has too much energy. 161 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:51,020 Hi! 162 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:53,080 hi.Wait. What are you doing here? 163 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:54,190 Did clyde give you your job back? 164 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:56,420 No,no,no.He kicked me out and threatened to call security. 165 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,980 But until he realizes that I snuck in through a side door, 166 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,720 I'm gonna win will's heart. 167 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,080 how? 168 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,720 Uh,I predict that there will be some begging involved and 169 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,340 perhaps a lap dance. 170 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,960 really? 171 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,130 Oh,hey.What are you doing here? 172 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:19,430 Actually,I'm here to see you. 173 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:22,110 I have been thinking about things and you 174 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:24,160 and things in-- in relation to you and-- 175 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,940 and how everythin went down with me and you and-- 176 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:28,420 - joanna-- - I'm just so sorry. 177 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,840 I know you are,and,uh, 178 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,500 I forgive you. 179 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:34,180 You do? 180 00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:36,000 Yeah.I thought about it, 181 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,910 and I realized you must've been in a pretty... 182 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:40,740 emotional state to do what you did, 183 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:42,210 and I've been there. 184 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,240 So does this mean that you'd consider giving me another chance? 185 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:47,780 Oh,no. I'm sorry.I... 186 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:50,830 - I just-- - the truth is I've... 187 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:53,780 - moved on. - Aw,snap. 188 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,670 "moved on," like,how? 189 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:01,140 Just... you know... 190 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,900 on. 191 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:06,280 Like--like on to another person? 192 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:09,580 Will? 193 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,570 Look at me. 194 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:15,400 You will tell me the truth. 195 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,990 Is there another woman? 196 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:21,100 Yes. Well,at least I hope so. 197 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:23,090 Who is she? 198 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,560 Your friend... 199 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,170 kat. 200 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,150 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 201 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:34,110 I'm gonna... 202 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,730 I should get going. I-I'll see you later,joanna. 203 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:43,360 see?I told you not to trust those crazy bitches. 204 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:48,400 Too soon. 205 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:04,860 uh,I don't--I n't like this seated pose. 206 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:08,030 why don't I just stand like the statue? 207 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,030 you know,I've often pictured you on top of me, 208 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:21,840 but it was never quite like this. 209 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:24,230 - I just saved your life. - Yeah,thanks. 210 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:26,480 I saved your life and changed the future. 211 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:28,070 Come again? 212 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,730 you're not gonna die. 213 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,170 I'm not going to your funeral. 214 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,010 My vision is not gonna come true! 215 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,410 I-I finally did it. 216 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,710 I changed the course of fate! 217 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,330 Screw you,destiny! 218 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:44,120 You're no match for roxie torcoletti! 219 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:48,740 excu mE. 220 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,420 chad! 221 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:04,500 What does chad have to do with any of this? 222 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:07,890 Mr. Van horne.Babe. 223 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,080 Dude. 224 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:10,840 What happened? 225 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,810 What happened is that you bolted this statue to its base incorrectly, 226 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,960 and your shoddy workmanship almost killed me,and so now... 227 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:19,190 I'm gonna fire you... 228 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:21,310 - dude. - Darryl,wait. 229 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:23,910 I'm so sorry.I-I didn't mean to-- 230 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:26,700 I don't want to look on you for another second. 231 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,830 Now get out... child. 232 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,430 (I'm sorry.) 233 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:43,130 hey.You know,if the face is intact, 234 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,070 I could just move this to the eastwick inn. 235 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,280 Good idea. 236 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,590 Why did you tell me to go for will 237 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,990 when you already knewhe had a thing for you? 238 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,380 - who told you this? - Will told me this. 239 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,130 Will told you about the kiss? 240 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,860 You kissed him?! 241 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:10,040 Mm,no! just for,like,a second. 242 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:13,100 It was that night when everything went crazy because of the moon. 243 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,240 It was a crazy moon kiss. 244 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,980 It meant absolutely nothing,I swear! 245 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:20,010 And if it didn't mean anything,then why didn't you tell me about it?! 246 00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:21,590 Good question. 247 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,050 And not only did you not tell me about it, 248 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:28,050 you weut of your way to convince me to humiliate myself in front of him, 249 00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:29,730 when you knew full well he would reject me! 250 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,730 No,I didn't think that he would reject you. 251 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,550 Thout that if you guys got back together, 252 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,890 that I wouldn't have to say anything 253 00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:36,340 because the point would be mute! 254 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:37,940 - Moot. - Didn't I say "moot"? 255 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:39,690 You said "mute." 256 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:43,140 You are this close to losing your jell-o privileges,mrs. Greenberg! 257 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,660 I just can't believe that you would do this to me,kat. 258 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:48,960 Oh,god. I am so sorry. 259 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:51,930 Joanna,I wish that I could undo the whole thing. 260 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:55,630 I mean,especially because I don't know why it happened the first place. 261 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,890 Obviously,I have zero feelings for will. 262 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,140 I mean,yes,okay,he's cute.But 263 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:03,630 the only person I care about here is you. 264 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:07,510 The last thing i would ever want to do is hurt you. 265 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,860 Well,you have a weird way of not hurting me,kat. 266 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,570 joanna. 267 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:16,020 Oh,I just-- I think that... 268 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,530 maybe we shouldn't talk for a while. 269 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:27,860 hey. 270 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,890 Your mom said I could come up. 271 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,800 you're still mad at me,aren't you? 272 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,860 Why would I be mad at you? 273 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:40,710 Because I said you were embarrassing and basically called you a loser. 274 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,100 Itas a rhetorical question,mia. 275 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:44,890 I know why I'm mad at you. 276 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:47,050 Well,I didn't mean it. 277 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,460 whatever. 278 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:52,070 It's not like I have any illusions about how most kids see me at school. 279 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,790 I just...didn't realize that you were one of 'em. 280 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,230 I'm not. 281 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,940 My mom just got me so worked up, 282 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,690 I wasn't thinking when I said that stuff. 283 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,470 Usually,people are the most honest 284 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:04,130 when they're not thinking about what they're about to say. 285 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,600 I know this because I'm a blurter.Like... 286 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,790 when I saw your feet,I noticed how much I liked your toe ring. 287 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:12,620 And if I wasn't mad at you,I probably would've mentioned it. 288 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:14,710 You just mentioned it. 289 00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:17,290 My anger remains. 290 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:19,000 Look,how can i make it up to you? 291 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:21,670 Seriously,I'll do anything. 292 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,890 What are you doing tonight for halloween? 293 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,100 Oh,hey. I'm so glad you called. 294 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,850 wha-- what the hell were you thinking,telling joanna about us? 295 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,800 Nice to see you,too. 296 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:49,030 And I shouldn't even use the word "us" because there is no "us." 297 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:52,320 Real?'Cause I thought I felt a spark between us that night. 298 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,460 No,you didn'T. You know why? 299 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:57,490 Because i am not the type of person to betray a girlfriend like that. 300 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,630 There is a code,will-- chicks before sticks. 301 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:03,600 I thought it was "bros before hos." 302 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:06,070 The point is I hurt joanna. 303 00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:07,520 And the only thing I care about 304 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,160 is fixing that and making things right between us. 305 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:13,000 Look,I could understandf joanna and I had been a couple, 306 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,570 but we never even went on a date. 307 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:16,840 And the one date we were supposed to go on, 308 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,700 she stood me up to sleep with another guy. 309 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,690 Irrelevant. 310 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,520 fine. 311 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,210 But if tre wereno joanna? 312 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,270 Then I would still be a married woman. 313 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,850 I thought you were separated from your husband. 314 00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:37,320 We happen to be bird nesting. 315 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,790 What-nesting? 316 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,170 it's a complicated living arrangement 317 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,130 designed to decrease stress in the lives of my five children. 318 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:47,080 And I don't like you,okay? So just deal with it. 319 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:52,270 excuse me. 320 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,940 please don't make me get up. 321 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:20,220 go away,kat! I don't want to talk to you! 322 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,520 When a person doesn't return your messages it 323 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,530 doesn't mean they want you to show up at their door. 324 00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:36,160 Pastor dunn? 325 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,720 So where are we going? 326 00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,410 "The spirit is willing,but the flesh is weak." 327 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,820 I knew. 328 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,290 Yet I entered into temptation. 329 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,190 But you've released me,miss frankel... 330 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,660 from my hypocrisy, 331 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,310 from the burden of my position in this town. 332 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:12,130 And now to tha you,I will release you. 333 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,730 Oh,great. You can just drop me here. 334 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,470 I will release you from your spiritual burden. 335 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,770 That's cool. You--you don't have to. 336 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:23,020 "I will take vengeance and will not meet thee as a man." 337 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:29,170 you know,pastor dunn,your wife has been very worried about you. 338 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,680 She's been--she's be looking for you. 339 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,510 Maybe we should call your family. 340 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:40,150 pastor dunn,look into my eyes. 341 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,150 You will do what I say. 342 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,360 "thou shalt not suffer a sorceress to live"! 343 00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,890 Penny,right? 344 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,940 Backstabbing slut bag,right? 345 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,170 Oh,I see that joanna told you about will. 346 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:08,740 Yes. Joanna tells me everything. 347 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,090 You know why? 'Cause we're best friends. 348 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,430 Remember those lockets that we all had when we were kids, 349 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,940 and one person would get the "be/fri" and the other person the "st/ends"? 350 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,760 She's my "st/ends." 351 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:20,940 Which is why I came here,actually. 352 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,180 Um,I know that you love joanna just as much as I do. 353 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:25,660 More. More than you do. 354 00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,940 - "St/ends." - Good. 355 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,290 Um,would you mind calling her just to make sure that she's okay? 356 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,140 I keep calling her,but she won't pick up, 357 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,180 and she's not returning my messages. 358 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,050 Yeah.Sure.I mean,she always answers when I call her, 359 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,530 but,of course,that is what you do for your "be/fri." 360 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,630 I'm just worried about her. 361 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:43,440 You know,she's been depressed lately, 362 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:47,180 and I'm just afraid that this thing might push her over the edge. 363 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,980 Feeling guilty,are we? 364 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,720 you've reached joanna frankel. Please leave a message. 365 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,190 she must have gone to theathroom. 366 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:58,530 Wait.Where--where are you going? 367 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,620 Something is wrong. 368 00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,220 I can feel it. 369 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,290 Wait. 370 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,480 I really used to wear this thing? 371 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:09,910 Yep. Every year. 372 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,120 Tell me the truth. Am I stupid? 373 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,650 you're awfully cheery. 374 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:18,090 Thanks to you,I saved a man's life today,actually changed the future. 375 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,580 It feels pretty damn good. 376 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,400 Hey,sweetie. How was your day? 377 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,830 Remember when I told you I liked josh, 378 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,020 then you told me I should talk to josh,and everything would be fine? 379 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,040 Okay. 380 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:28,910 Yeah,remind me never to lisn to you again. 381 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:31,950 If you'll excuse me,I have to prepare for my social exile. 382 00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:35,600 Gotta love kids. 383 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,390 What the hell was that this morning? 384 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,140 Bun,you remember chad. 385 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:42,840 Whatever happened to standing by your man? 386 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:45,160 I don't know.Are we suddenly in a country/western song? 387 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,870 How could you just do nothing while that jerk ripped me a new one? 388 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,160 - I tried. - No,you didn'T. 389 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,250 I'm gonna go and pee. 390 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,230 What do you want me to say? 391 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,580 That statue almost killed him. 392 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,000 Darryl had a right to be upset. 393 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,540 You know,I don't even care that he fired me. 394 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:58,880 'S a jerk,and I was getting pretty sick of 395 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,710 listening to you two banter every day anyway. 396 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,970 Excuse me? We don't banter. 397 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:02,970 You banter and-- 398 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,230 and you flirt and you razz each other 399 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:06,530 and you flip your hair and you giggle 400 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,910 and you wiggle your boobs at him. 401 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,600 Okay,I'm not having this conversation again. 402 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,290 Are you gonna pick me up for the bonfire tonight or not? 403 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,850 I'll take that as a yes. 404 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,170 - joanna? - joanna? 405 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,110 Hello? 406 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,110 Joanna? 407 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,780 Maybe she went for a-a walk. 408 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,280 I'm calling the police. 409 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,780 Hi,I need to report a missing person. 410 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,820 Now I'm not sure how long she's been gone for, 411 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,320 but from the looks of the ice cream, 412 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,120 I'm guessing about an hour,maybe two. 413 00:20:57,150 --> 00:21:00,150 So h-- 414 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,700 are you kidding? That's a real thing? 415 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,620 they say that she has to have been missing for 24 hours. 416 00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:07,620 Well,tell them that she's been missing for 24 hours. 417 00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:09,330 But I just told them about the ice cream. 418 00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:10,640 I blew it. 419 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,020 look,is there any way you could make an exception just this one time? 420 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,590 'Cause I actually think it's a pretty serio-- 421 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,980 no? Okay. That's fine. 422 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:20,850 Thank you. You suck. 423 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:24,890 we have to go to roxie. 424 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,240 what's roxie gonna do? 425 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:28,400 I don't know,but I'm sure she can help us. 426 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,550 I seriously doubt that.I mean,no offense, 427 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,190 but she's never struck me as the brain trust inour little trifecta. 428 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,200 So I think I'll find joanna on my own. 429 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,330 Suit yourself. 430 00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,810 that's quite a power drill you got there. 431 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,920 I've always wondered what people use those for. 432 00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:55,460 Drilling anything interesting? 433 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,530 S-so this is where you've been staying,huh? 434 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,590 It's very cozy. 435 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:09,270 I saw a pottery barn catalog with a very similar feel. 436 00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:28,740 Maybe I should use my amnesia as an opportunity 437 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,670 to start a new,cooler life. 438 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,540 You look great. Let's go to the party. 439 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:34,340 roxie? 440 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:36,400 Roxie? 441 00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:37,770 oh,Thank god. You're here. 442 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:38,440 What's going on? 443 00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:41,890 I think that something bad happened to joanna, 444 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,560 possibly really bad,and-- 445 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,340 and I need you to have one of your vision thingies 446 00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,110 so we can find her. 447 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,460 I thought you didn't believe in my vision thingies. 448 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,780 I am willing to suspend my disbelief right now, 449 00:23:50,810 --> 00:23:51,940 because I'm desperate. 450 00:23:51,970 --> 00:23:55,020 So come on.Go into a trance and figure out where s is. 451 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,750 It doesn't work like that. The visions just come to me. 452 00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:58,010 I can't control them. 453 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,040 well,then what good are you? 454 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,950 - Don't yell at me. - Sorry.Sorry.Sorry. 455 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:04,780 I just feel like something terrible is going to happen, 456 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,370 and joanna already hates me because I kissed will. 457 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,920 You kissed will? 458 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:12,820 And maybe--maybe I'm just being paranoid because I'm feeling guilty, 459 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:15,450 but I don't want not do something just to prove that I don't feel guilty, 460 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,670 because I actually do feel guilty. 461 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:19,550 But even if I didn't,I would still say we have to do something. 462 00:24:19,570 --> 00:24:21,590 - So let's call the police. - I already did! 463 00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,640 You think at iould choose psychic vision over cops? 464 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,730 Are you always this bitchy when you're freaking out? 465 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,300 Sometimes. 466 00:24:28,490 --> 00:24:29,810 What? What is it? 467 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,540 The keys burned my hand. 468 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,150 Joanna's keys? 469 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,500 They feel fine to me. 470 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,290 They're on fire! 471 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,460 Bun,what are you talking about? 472 00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:46,990 She's having a vision. 473 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,090 She's psychic like me,remember? 474 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:50,600 Well,then why would joanna's keys be on fire? 475 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,300 - the bonfire. - The bonfire. 476 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:55,950 - Let's go. - Oh,no.I don't feel well. 477 00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:57,800 Okay,bun,you wait here. We'll come back and get you later. 478 00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:59,270 Come on,roxie. Let's go. 479 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:09,200 Um,excuse me. 480 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:10,640 Have you guys seen this girl-- 481 00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:12,560 joanna frankel?She's missing. 482 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:14,540 Damn! She's hot. 483 00:25:14,570 --> 00:25:16,470 I would definitely tap that. 484 00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:20,300 please.Like you've ever tapped anything but yourself,lover boy. 485 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,730 Excuse me.Have you seen-- 486 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,720 oh,it's you. 487 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:33,200 Would you like to sit down? 488 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:35,570 Only because my feet hurt,not because I like you. 489 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:40,450 what's going on? 490 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,990 Joanna's disappeared, 491 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:43,780 and I don't know what's happened,but it can't be good. 492 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,020 I mean,maybe she threw herself off a cliff. 493 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,800 Are there many cliffs in eastwick? 494 00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:49,190 There are roofs. 495 00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,810 And she's been really depressed lately,and it's because of me. 496 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,310 I mean,I ruined her life. 497 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,790 I thought I ruined her life. 498 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,560 I know that I dumped a lot on yhe other night but the truth is, 499 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,700 it's my fault that she got fired. 500 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,140 I should have checked out your story more thoroughly 501 00:26:06,170 --> 00:26:07,810 before I just threw it in her lap. 502 00:26:07,830 --> 00:26:12,410 I am the fact checker,after all. It's just... 503 00:26:12,430 --> 00:26:13,990 you confuse me 504 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,380 with your musky man smell 505 00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:17,430 and your accent that makes me want to throw you down on a bed 506 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,800 and eat you like a crumpet. 507 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:21,170 And I don't even know what a crumpet is. 508 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,940 I-I-I could help you find her,if you like. 509 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,220 Don't worry about it. 510 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,720 I should get going. 511 00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,840 You still don't trust me,do you? 512 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:35,030 I don't know you. That's all. 513 00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:48,340 hello. 514 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,090 What's going on? 515 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:52,230 Well,I thought we should have a talk. 516 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,570 - What did you wanna talk about? - You seem nervous. 517 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,320 Are you nervous about something? 518 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,310 I don't know. 519 00:27:00,350 --> 00:27:02,710 you shouldn't be here. 520 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:04,860 I shouldn't be where? 521 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:07,820 In eastwick? In this house? 522 00:27:07,850 --> 00:27:09,280 Anywhere.You shouldn't be-- 523 00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:12,580 you remember everything,don't you? 524 00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:15,110 I don't know what you're talking about. 525 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:18,190 No,I think you do. 526 00:27:20,610 --> 00:27:23,630 oh,well,don't you look adorable? 527 00:27:23,650 --> 00:27:25,550 Are you going trick-or-treating? 528 00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:27,450 How'd you get in here,mr. Van horne. 529 00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:28,340 Well,bun let me in. 530 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,000 I came here to take your mother to the bonfire. 531 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,840 But it looks as though she left without me,so 532 00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:34,090 I guess I'll just see her there. 533 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,750 Good-bye,bun. 534 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,980 I'll talk to you later. 535 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,860 I'm going to meet a friend at witch's field. 536 00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:45,940 Take me with you. 537 00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:48,190 Yeah. Sure. 538 00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:11,320 help! 539 00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:44,830 you know,let's go find my mom,so you can hang with her,okay? 540 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:49,030 You know,it's funny that you're embarrassed to be seen with me. 541 00:28:52,550 --> 00:28:55,140 you actually did it. You wore the costume. 542 00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:57,100 Well,you told me to,didn't you? 543 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,870 Yeah,but I didn't think you'd really do it. 544 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,550 So I take it we're not going trick-or-treating then? 545 00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,750 Would you have gone trick-or-treating just to make it up to me? 546 00:29:04,780 --> 00:29:06,070 Josh,look at me. 547 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:09,130 I mean,this is what I'm wling to do,just to make it up to you. 548 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,810 That is awesome. 549 00:29:10,830 --> 00:29:15,100 No,it's sad,but that is how much I like you, 550 00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:17,150 a very sad amount. 551 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:19,330 - So am I forgiven? - I don't know. 552 00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:22,750 You didn't get the little red circles r youcheeks quite right. 553 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,670 Okay. You're forgiven. 554 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:28,720 - Good. - Will you just kiss already? 555 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:42,710 somebody help me! Help! 556 00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:53,540 this is ridiculous. How are we ever gonna find her? 557 00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:59,320 Is that pastor dunn? 558 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,220 I thought he disappeared. 559 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:04,250 Yeah,'cau joanna wrote the article that ruined his life. 560 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,870 pastor dunn! 561 00:30:12,910 --> 00:30:14,210 Pastor dunn! 562 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,530 Pastor dunn! 563 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,520 Um,we're looking for joanna. 564 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:22,010 Joanna frankel--do you have any idea where she might be? 565 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,400 Hello? 566 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,090 We're talking to you. Freak show. 567 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,080 You're too late. 568 00:30:30,110 --> 00:30:32,000 What? 569 00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:35,140 - Oh,my god. - Oh,my god what? 570 00:30:35,170 --> 00:30:37,890 Bun said my friend would die because of the statue.That's the statue. 571 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,580 The funeral was for joanna,not darryl. 572 00:30:39,610 --> 00:30:40,230 What are you talking about? 573 00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:41,690 Joanna's inside one of these coffins. 574 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,750 He's going to burn her alive. 575 00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:45,070 Pastor dunn? 576 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:48,890 Oka I-I need to go figure out which coffin joanna's in. 577 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:49,760 Maybe I can get her out of there. 578 00:30:49,790 --> 00:30:50,840 No,kat. It's too dangerous. 579 00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:52,260 Do not go anywhere near the fire. 580 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,890 Look,there's sheriff teaser over there. 581 00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:55,390 Go talk to him before the pastor gets away. 582 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:56,770 I'll take care of the fire. 583 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,440 - Kat. - Okay. 584 00:30:58,470 --> 00:30:59,950 Okay. 585 00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:38,870 you need to put out the fire! 586 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,140 What?The fire! Put out the fire! 587 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:42,580 No,it okay,lady. It's safe. 588 00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,730 Bue'thers someone inside the fire! 589 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,670 You have a flat tire? 590 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:06,810 What are you doing? 591 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,970 I have to save joanna. 592 00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:09,480 She's inside,and I have to get her out. 593 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,150 Calm down. You can't walk throughirE. 594 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,670 No. It's gonna be too late. 595 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,550 No,let me go! 596 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,710 No! 597 00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:19,700 Let me go! 598 00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,350 I am not gonna lou hurt yourself. 599 00:32:21,370 --> 00:32:23,050 No,I have to get in there! 600 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,670 God! Joanna! 601 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,270 Joanna! 602 00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:37,060 I have to get in there! God!Joanna! 603 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,430 I have to save her! 604 00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:40,830 I can't just let her die,will! 605 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,700 Joanna! 606 00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:45,010 Joanna! 607 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,770 hi. 608 00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:04,780 But I don't want to go to the hospital. 609 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,020 It's just for observation,sweetiE. 610 00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:09,060 They have pretty good brownies on tuesdays. 611 00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:10,750 Well,I'm fine. Really. 612 00:34:10,790 --> 00:34:13,800 You are going to the hospital,and that's final. 613 00:34:13,830 --> 00:34:15,610 Probably a good idea. 614 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:22,540 thank you,will,for helping get me out. 615 00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:24,210 Don't thank me. 616 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:27,120 Kat's the one who tried to walk through fire to get to you. 617 00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:30,080 You tried to walk through fire? 618 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,630 I've never really had girlfriends before. 619 00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:34,940 I'm still figuring out boundaries. 620 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,280 Um,is it okay if I hang out with josh a little longer? 621 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,120 Sure,honey. Just be home by midnight. 622 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,850 Wait.Josh,have you talked to chad? 623 00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:45,150 We were supposed to meet up,and then things got all crazy. 624 00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:47,450 Uh,no.But if I see him,I'll let him know you're looking for him. 625 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,310 Thanks. 626 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:51,900 I'm so glad you're okay,sweetie. 627 00:34:51,930 --> 00:34:53,300 Oh,anedi talk to sheriff teaser. 628 00:34:53,330 --> 00:34:55,130 He says he's definitely on the lookout for pastor dunn, 629 00:34:55,170 --> 00:34:57,220 but he still may have some questions for you. 630 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,010 I can't beeve he's still out there. 631 00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:02,250 they won't let him get too far. They'll find him. 632 00:35:02,290 --> 00:35:04,020 Don't worry,okay? 633 00:35:04,050 --> 00:35:05,400 Okay. 634 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,100 You ready,bun? If that's okay with you. 635 00:35:08,910 --> 00:35:10,690 Get some rest. 636 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,830 I am really sorry about our fight. 637 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:29,250 I'm sorry about everything. 638 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,820 Well,you hurt me,kat. You did,a lot. 639 00:35:35,530 --> 00:35:37,470 But you know what? 640 00:35:38,740 --> 00:35:43,110 when I was stuck in that box,I had some time to think about some things. 641 00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:47,250 Will alhas ways been this... 642 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:52,510 like,shining,golden possibility. 643 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:55,550 But he doesn't really know me,and I don't really know him. 644 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:58,520 And he certainly doesn't love me. 645 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:03,850 You,on the other hand... 646 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:09,290 you walked through fire for me. 647 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,400 If that's not love,I don't knowhat is. 648 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,760 I'm really lucky to have a friend like you. 649 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,880 Oh!If my life was a doughnut,kat, 650 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,750 you would be theamy filling. 651 00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:26,560 You know,if it was a pizza, 652 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,870 you'd be the cheese. 653 00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:31,630 If it was a roast beef sandw you'd be-- 654 00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:33,270 you're really hungry,aren't you? 655 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,990 so hungry. 656 00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:38,880 But I do forgive you. 657 00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:42,050 And more than that,I love you, 658 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:45,390 and I'm so sorry that I called you a copper-headed beeyotch. 659 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:48,710 - No,you didn'T. - Yeah,I did. 660 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:52,520 I did,to roxie and penny anD... 661 00:36:52,550 --> 00:36:55,910 - the guy at therocery store. - I forgive you. 662 00:36:58,220 --> 00:37:01,690 I guess I got really lucky it started raining when it did,huh? 663 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,870 yeah. 664 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,550 I guess you did. 665 00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:20,200 oh! God. 666 00:37:21,130 --> 00:37:24,090 You know,if you're thinking tonight is a good night for a booty call, 667 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,560 you are more twisted than I thought. 668 00:37:25,590 --> 00:37:27,350 Haven't you heard? They found your friend. 669 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:29,300 What do you mean,found her? Found her where? 670 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,870 The whole town's talking about it. 671 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,660 She was inside one of the coffins at the bonfire. 672 00:37:32,690 --> 00:37:34,380 Pastor dunn was trying to kill her. 673 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,530 Oh,my god. Is she okay? 674 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,840 She's fine,apparently. They took her to the hospital. 675 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,100 Well... 676 00:37:40,130 --> 00:37:43,350 no,I-I'd be happy to drive you to the hospital if you like. 677 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:45,150 I don't geit.I mean,I'm 678 00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:46,860 kind of being a jerk to you. 679 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,500 why are you being so nice? 680 00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:50,540 Look,it's the least I can do. 681 00:37:50,570 --> 00:37:52,340 You tried to help me,and I appreciate that, 682 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:54,790 and I'd like to win your trust back. 683 00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,200 Why? 684 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:58,560 Well,for one thing,because I like you, 685 00:37:58,590 --> 00:38:00,510 and your accent makes me want to throw yown on the bed 686 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:02,550 and devour you like a blueberry scone. 687 00:38:02,570 --> 00:38:04,070 I love scones. 688 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,220 And also because I need you. 689 00:38:06,770 --> 00:38:08,710 Why? 690 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:14,620 Look,I need to expose darryl van horne for the evil and deceitful man that he really is. 691 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,390 I still hope you can help me do that. 692 00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:19,340 How do you know that he is just so evil? 693 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:21,470 Because... 694 00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:26,050 he killed my mother. 695 00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,120 Oh. 696 00:38:41,150 --> 00:38:43,360 It seems that I've missed the festivities. 697 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:45,510 Well,that's what you get for showing up five hours late. 698 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:47,900 I was installing my statue at the eastwick inn. 699 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:51,150 It looks magnificent,by the way. 700 00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:55,030 Plus,I was trying to make a grand entrance. 701 00:38:55,070 --> 00:38:56,770 Hello,bun. 702 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,880 Are you all right? 703 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,170 not really. 704 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,990 It was such a terrible night. 705 00:39:26,050 --> 00:39:28,260 Go to hell. 706 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,230 Do you want to talk about it? 707 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,020 I can't right now. I've gotta get bun home. 708 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:37,090 But I'll call you later. 709 00:39:49,010 --> 00:39:52,260 is it just me,or was this the longest day ever? 710 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:56,110 If I had known this morning that it was joanna I was supposed to be looking for, 711 00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:57,560 we could have prevented this whole nightmare. 712 00:39:57,590 --> 00:39:58,840 - Roxie-- - I know. 713 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,750 I'm not blaming myself or you,obviously. 714 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,680 I guess the lesson is,I need to figure out 715 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,950 how to understand these visions more specifically 716 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:08,240 if I'm gonna change the future. 717 00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:10,670 You can't change the future. 718 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:16,040 There are things which have beeset in motionwhich cannot be undone. 719 00:40:16,070 --> 00:40:21,780 We can't change destiny,no matter how hard we try. 720 00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:38,770 Son of a bitch. 721 00:41:03,550 --> 00:41:07,370 -=http://bbs.sfileydy.com=- Proudly Presents 722 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,830 -=http://bbs.sfileydy.com=- Sync: YTET- Colleen 723 00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:13,290 Eastwick Season 01 Episode 06 53667

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