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>> blake: well, according to the
Morning papers, we're gaining

Steadily in the polls.
That sounds encouraging.

>> krystle: that's wonderful.
>> gerard: excuse me, mr. And

Mrs. Carrington, there's someone
Here to see you.

>> hear ye, hear ye, milady
Alexis colby rowan requests the

Honor of your presence at the
Old english fair, two days hence

And half past the hour of 7:00.
It will be a night of food,

Drink, and merrymaking.

>> krystle: no one could ever
Accuse alexis of subtlety.

>> blake: yes, looks like it's
Going to be fun, but spending an

Evening with alexis is the last
Thing that I want to do.

>> krystle: or I want to do, but
The money will help the drug

Rehabilitation center.
>> blake: yes, that's true.

We know how worthwhile that is.
But any time that woman does

Anything...
>> krystle: we always suspect

The worst.
>> blake: and we're never

Disappointed.
>> krystle:

>> blake: all right. We'll go.
We better start thinking about

Costumes.
>> krystle: uh, I've done that

Already.
They're hanging upstairs.

>> blake: why is it that I get
The feeling that I don't make

Any decisions around this house?
>> krystle: oh, well, I've got a

Decision for you.
You know that film that alexis

Asked us to send over?
>> blake: oh, yes, the one that

She's going to show at the fair.
The one of us touring around the

Rehabilitation center.
Well, I thought we agreed to

Give it to her.
>> krystle: I wonder if we did

The right thing.
It's her affair, so why does she

Want to show film about us?
I think we oughta ask for it

Back.
>> blake: I say let her have the

Film.
>> sammy jo: I came by to ask

Why you quit, but it looks like
You're quitting more than the

Football team.
>> josh: I didn't think it'd

Matter to you.
>> sammy jo: you're wrong.

It does matter.
>> josh: look, don't do that,

Sammy jo.
We had our one-night stand.

That's all you wanted.
You made that clear.

>> sammy jo: just because I
Didn't agree to run away with

You, that means I don't care?
Well, look who's running away

Now.
Why?

>> josh: because it's just
Something I want to do.

You wouldn't understand.
>> sammy jo: oh, really?

That's funny.
I know all about running away.

I wrote the book.
When things got rough, sammy jo

Got going.
>> josh: well, maybe you were

Right.
>> sammy jo: no. I was afraid.

I wasn't sure where I belonged,
So I didn't stay in one place

Long enough to find out.
I even left danny behind.

I gave up three years of my
Son's life because I was too

Scared to fight for him.
I don't know if I'll ever

Forgive myself for that.
>> josh: sammy jo, we're

Different people.
I have to go.

It's easier that way.
>> sammy jo: but it isn't.

Can't you see that once you
Start running, it gets harder

And harder to stop?
I do care about you, josh.

I don't want it to end like
This.

>> blake: I can't believe that
You're going to do this.

You and jeff have been in love
Since you were kids.

>> fallon: we've been unhappy
For a long time.

>> blake: you can't just throw a
Marriage away like this.

Get some help, work it out.
>> fallon: it's too late for

Help.
There are things that have

Happened between us that --
I-I don't want to talk about.

I'm not sure I'm in love with
Him anymore.

>> blake: how can you say that?
How many times have you told me

That jeff was the best thing
That ever happened to you?

>> fallon: I told you what you
Wanted to hear.

Sometimes it wasn't true.
I didn't want to tell you then

Because I know how much you love
Jeff.

>> blake: I never wanted you to
Live a lie because of me.

>> fallon: I know that.
I wanted you to be proud of me.

I still do.
That's why it's really important

You understand this is for the
Best.

>> blake: I'm trying to
Understand, but I just can't

Accept.
I love you both very much.

>> fallon: that doesn't have to
Change.

>> blake:
Is jeff going to move out?

>> fallon: after the campaign.
We don't want this to affect the

Election.
>> blake: you're gonna stay

Together and just pretend?
>> fallon: we'll work it out.

>> blake: to please me?
Fallon, that campaign doesn't

Mean a damn to me if it
Continues to make you and that

Boy unhappy.
Now, please, don't live any more

Lies because of me.
>> fallon: daddy --

>> blake: I mean that.
Now, you and jeff work it out,

But be honest with yourselves.
Don't use me as an excuse.

>> steven: yeah.
Yeah, he's a free agent now.

That's a definite possibility.

Listen, can you get right back
To me on this?

That'd be great.
Thanks a lot.

>> josh: I gotta talk to you.
>> steven: I'd have thought

You'd be miles out of town by
Now, harris.

>> josh: I want to play on
Sunday.

>> steven: wait a minute.
I thought I heard you say you

Quit the football team.
Was I imagining that?

>> josh: no, I said it.
Look, I've been acting like a

Jerk, but I'm back now.
I'll do whatever you want me to

Do.
>> steven: well, it's too late.

That phone call was about your
Replacement.

>> josh: you want to win on
Sunday?

>> steven: what do you think?
>> josh: I think you bring in a

New quarterback now, you're
Kissing the playoffs goodbye.

Look, steven, I know that game
Plan inside and out.

I'll be at practice an hour
Early.

You see something you don't
Like, you tell me.

I'll listen.
>> steven: just out of

Curiosity, what was it that
Turned you around?

>> josh:
I ran into an old friend.

We've been out of touch for a
While.

You might know him.
His name's josh harris.

>> steven: yeah, I remember him.
Hell of a football player.

>> josh: the best.

>> steven: yeah?
Yeah, put him on.

Hi. You did?
Well, listen, um, I've changed

My mind.
We have our new quarterback.

>> sean: I just checked to see
If the film's arrived.

>> alexis: I'm so glad you're on
Top of everything, darling.

>> sean: have you heard from our
Guests of honor?

>> alexis: oh, yes.
"Mr. And mrs. Blake carrington

Will be pleased to accept your
Invitation to the fair."

>> sean: hmm.
>> alexis:

Actually, the pleasure is going
To be all mine.

>> adam:
I'm not surprised.

You've always been able to
Handle at least a dozen things

At once.
Right. Yeah, 7:00.

We're both looking forward to
It.

Bye.
Are you okay?

>> dana: adam, I went to the
Doctor's office with karen

Earlier.
>> adam: and?

>> dana: and I felt the baby
Move.

Adam, for the first time, I felt
The baby move.

>> adam: that's great.
>> dana: no, it was incredible.

I mean, karen and I were sitting
There talking -- I can't even

Remember what about -- and she
Took my hand and put it on her

Stomach, and our baby moved.
Adam, this is really happening.

We're really gonna have a baby.
>> adam: oh, I like the way that

Sounds.
We are going to have a baby.

I think this calls for a
Celebration.

>> dana: well, then, let's
Celebrate.

>> adam: well, that's the plan.
I just got off the phone with

Mother, and the four of us are
Gonna have dinner tonight.

>> dana: oh.
>> adam: I hoped you'd be

Pleased.
>> dana: well, is this alexis'

Idea?
>> adam: no, as a matter of

Fact, it was mine.
>> dana: oh, well, I'll be

Honest, I'm not really in the
Mood to have dinner with your

Mother or her husband.
>> adam: what is that supposed

To mean?
Don't you like sean?

>> dana: it isn't sean.
>> adam: well, is it mother?

>> dana: adam, this is our
Celebration, and I don't feel

Like sharing it with anyone
Else.

>> adam: I'm sorry.
I should have talked to you

First.
>> dana: then please call her

Back and tell her we're not
Coming.

>> adam: I can't do that.
>> dana: no, of course not.

We mustn't disappoint alexis.
>> adam: dana...It's very

Important to me that the two
Women I love most get along.

Whatever there is between you
And mother, please try...For me.

>> dana: all right.
>> adam: thank you.

>> dana: tonight just the four
Of us, an intimate family

Dinner.
>> mr. And mrs. Blake carrington

Are shown here on a recent tour
Of the harmon springs drug

Rehabilitation center.
As chairman of the center's

Fund-raising committee,
Krystle carrington has been

Responsible for raising nearly
Half a million dollars toward

The construction of this new
Larger facility.

Blake carrington, a candidate
For governor of colorado, is

Spearheading a drive to create a
Statewide task force on

Substance abuse.
>> jeff: that's good.

It's very effective.
>> krystle: alexis already has a

Copy.
Jeff...

Blake told me about you and
Fallon.

I'm so sorry.
>> jeff: fallon just thought

That it would be better if we
Lived apart for a while.

>> krystle: how do you feel
About that?

>> jeff:
Well, fallon and I have been on

A roller coaster ever since we
Were 14 years old.

I'm tired.
I -- I don't want any more ups

And downs in my life.
And she's looking for

Independence, and I'm looking
For someone who's there just for

Me.
Does that sound selfish?

>> krystle: no.
But maybe you're asking her for

Something she can't give right
Now.

>> jeff: well, maybe nobody can.
I grew up expecting that husband

Works hard, he takes care of the
Family.

The wife is there to support
Him.

It's just not that way.
I just feel lost.

>> krystle: you're not alone.
Relationships aren't that easy

Anymore.
>> jeff:

>> krystle: jeff, the one
Question you have to ask

Yourself is, do you still love
Her?

>> jeff: part of me wants to
Walk away.

On the other hand, there's a
Bigger part of me that wants to

Grab fallon and jump back on
That roller coaster and start

All over again.

It's crazy, isn't it?
>> krystle: no, it isn't crazy.

There are no simple answers.

I want you both to be happy.
Jeff, if you still love her,

Fight to keep your marriage
Together.

>> sammy jo: the sheriff and his

Posse left town an hour ago.
Where did you get that outfit?

>> josh: thrift shop.
What do you think?

You like it?
>> sammy jo: oh, I love it.

I love it.
Steven told me you're back on

The team.
>> josh: yep.

>> sammy jo: I'm glad.
>> josh: well, I owe it all to

You.
Thanks to you, I am practicing

Like a mean, mobile, hostile
Football player.

And now I'm even ready to ride.
You want to join me, little

Lady?
>> sammy jo: no, I really don't

Feel like riding.
Thanks.

>> josh: good.
>> sammy jo: josh, I can't.

>> josh: why are you always
Fighting me?

I mean, we're so good together.
When I'm with you, I feel like I

Can take on the world.
>> sammy jo: why are you making

This so difficult?
>> josh: because...I'm in love

With you, and I know you're in
Love with me.

You're just too dang stubborn to
Admit it.

>> sammy jo: you just won't
Listen.

>> josh: I heard everything I
Needed to hear last night.

You care about me.
I know you do.

Marry me.
>> sammy jo: what?

>> josh: maybe this will help.
Sammy jo...

I want you to be my wife.
>> sammy jo: josh, I...

It can't be.
Don't you understand that?

>> josh: yeah.
I guess I understand plenty.

Yesterday was just some kind of
Big joke.

Boy, you and steven must have
Laughed your heads off.

"Just give old josh a pep talk,
And the damn fool will think

You're in love with him."
>> sammy jo: I was trying to

Help you.
Can't you recognize that?

>> josh: yeah, I recognize
Everything.

Thanks for your help.
>> sammy jo: it's not what you

Think.
>> josh: forget it.

>> sammy jo:
>> sean: and legend has it that

With a fine brandy at just the
Right temperature, you can close

Your eyes, take a deep breath,
And clearly see your future.

>> adam:
What do you see for yourself,

Sean?
>> sean: mm. I don't know.

It generally gets much clearer
After four or five brandies.

>> alexis: in that case, I don't

Think you better tell your story
About the irish whiskey.

>> adam: this has been the most
Wonderful evening.

We're so glad you could join us.
>> alexis: I'm glad, too,

Darling, but I'm going to see
You tomorrow night at the fair.

Oh, by the way, why don't you
Ask karen?

>> sean: karen?
>> alexis: yes, the surrogate

Mother?
>> dana: oh, karen is busy, I

Think, but I'll make sure that
She knows she was invited.

>> alexis: all right.
>> adam: would you like to

Dance, mother?
>> alexis: hmm. I'd love to.

>> sean: and so?
>> dana: what do you want from

Me?
What do I have that you could

Possibly want?
>> sean: I have a little

Assignment for you.
I want the minutes from the

Board meetings at denver
Carrington.

And I want you to bring them to
Me tomorrow at the fair.

>> dana:
Are you kidding?

You're asking me to spy?
>> sean: and any memos or notes

Regarding blake carrington's
Divestiture.

>> dana: what if I say no?
>> sean: then I suppose you'll

Have to weigh the consequences
Of what you know against what I

Know.
>> dana: that's blackmail.

>> sean: you're wrong, dana.
That's life.

>> leslie:
The budget on the

Grodin project appears to be in
Order.

Oh, and leslie dear, please
Inform sales and marketing that

Mrs. Colby strongly requests
That they cut down on their long

Lunch hours or their fat expense
Accounts will be part of the

Past, as it were.
>> alexis: that's not how I

- would say it, leslie.
- >> leslie:

I thought you'd be gone,
Changing for the fair.

>> alexis: so that you could

Come into my office and have a
Little fun playing me, hmm?

>> leslie: I know I shouldn't.
I'm sorry.

>> alexis: no, you shouldn't.
Imitation is not the sincerest

Form of flattery, leslie.
It's actually a sign of

Tremendous insecurity.
>> leslie: well, I guess if the

Truth were known, I'd much
Rather be you than me.

>> alexis: that's because you
Haven't reached your goals yet.

Now, if you are going to one day
Be an executive here, perhaps

Even my personal assistant,
You've got to learn how to dress

The part.
For example, your skirt.

>> leslie: it's too long, isn't
It?

>> alexis: yes, it's much too
Long.

Now, paris says that skirts are
Up this year.

You've got to raise them and
Show those pretty knees.

Up. Up, up, up.
>> leslie: like this?

>> alexis: yes, like that.
Well, look at that.

We seem to be wearing the same
Bracelet, except that mine cost

$24,000.
>> leslie: I admired it, so it's

A copy of yours.
>> alexis: huh.

Imitation again, leslie.
Always go for the real thing.

>> leslie: but yours cost
$24,000.

I mean, that's nearly a year of
My salary.

>> alexis: for now it is.
Take it off.

Thank you.
Now...Put this on.

How does that feel?
>> leslie:

It feels wonderful.
>> alexis: yes.

>> leslie: thank you for letting
Me try it.

>> alexis: no, no, no.
I want you to keep it.

>> leslie: what?!
>> alexis: yes, as a present

From me.
It's a taste of your future.

See you at the fair.
>> leslie: oh.

>> sammy jo: I told you.
I can't see you tonight.

>> josh: I'm coming over.
>> sammy jo: I won't be here.

Steven and I are going out.
>> josh: I need a chance to

Explain about yesterday.
>> sammy jo: you don't owe me

Any explanations.
I just think it's better if we

Don't see each other for a
While.

>> josh: don't say that.
Sammy jo, I have to see you.

>> steven: well, do I look as
Ridiculous as I feel?

Sorry.
>> sammy jo: I've got to go.

>> josh: sammy jo, wait.
>> steven: everything all right?

>> sammy jo: yeah, everything's
Fine, and your outfit is

Definitely you.

Definitely.
What a beauty.

>> alexis: let the fair begin!

>> alexis: blake.

Oh, I'm so glad you could come.
>> blake: alexis.

>> alexis: and krystle...
A little page boy.

How cute.
Oh, you know sean, don't you?

>> sean: we've been looking
Forward to this evening.

Enjoy it.
>> krystle: thank you.

I'm sure we will.
>> leslie: make sure your staff

Is attentive.
I don't want to see anyone

Waiting for food.
>> don't worry about a thing,

Miss carrington.
I've done hundreds of these

Affairs.
>> leslie: all I'm concerned

About is this one.
>> oh, look at that.

>> alexis: oh, that is so

Dangerous.
>> your majesty?

>> alexis: yes.
>> I hope you're not gonna have

My head for this.
We'd like you to indulge us in a

Little sport.
>> alexis: a little sport in

Front of all these people?
>> pick a number.

>> alexis: oh. Sounds
Intriguing.

What for?
>> a struggle to the finish.

>> oh, no, I promise to be good.
Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo.

>> candied apples.
Who'll buy my candied apples?

>> alexis: ho-ho-ho.
I don't believe my eyes.

>> dex: alexis...Now's your big
Chance.

>> alexis: oh. Ha ha.
Don't tempt me, dex.

>> dex: ladies and gentlemen, it
Appears the lady has no

Confidence in her ability to
Bring me down.

Some balls for the queen.
>> alexis: oh, yes, I do.

I've done it before.
All right, everybody, stand

Back.
>> here she goes.

>> alexis: one...
Ooh.

Um...
Two...

Ha ha ha ha.
Almost got him there.

And third time lucky.
Ooh. Oh, well.

>> dex: close.
>> alexis: maybe next time.

>> jeff: is that what took so
Long?

I mean -- I mean, it looks
Beautiful.

>> fallon: in the middle of
Getting dressed, I guess I

Started to think.
>> jeff: about what?

>> fallon: us and the treadmill
We're on.

>> jeff: I'm not happy with the
Arrangement either.

>> fallon: then I suggest we do
Something about it.

>> jeff: I was thinking after
The campaign --

>> fallon: I don't want to wait
Until then to file for divorce.

>> jeff: file for divorce?
I thought we were talking about

Giving it another try.
>> fallon: then I guess we

Haven't been listening to each
Other...Once again.

>> jeff: but why now?
>> fallon: because we have to

Get on with our lives.
>> jeff: have you talked to

Blake?
>> fallon: daddy would like for

Us to live happily ever after,
But it's not his decision.

>> jeff: or mine.
>> fallon: I think, in a lot of

Ways, it is.
You're just not willing to admit

It.
>> jeff: well, it must be nice

To have all the answers.
>> fallon: the only thing I know

For sure is we both deserve more
Than we're able to give each

Other.
>> jeff: well, we better get

Going.
I hate to miss a good party...

Even after all this fun.

>> ladies and gentlemen...
>> alexis: steven, darling, you

Look wonderful.
What a great costume.

Hello, sammy jo.
>> sammy jo: alexis.

I'm late, steven, and it's my
Turn in the kissing booth.

>> alexis: how appropriate.
>> sammy jo: I'm expecting you

To be very charitable tonight.
>> steven: I'll see you in a

Little while.
Mother, why do you find it so

Hard to be nice to sammy jo?
>> alexis:

Force of habit, I suppose,
Darling.

I'm sorry.
I really will try and be nice to

Her, I promise.
>> steven: thank you.

>> sean: terrific party.
>> alexis: well, that remains to

Be seen.
>> sean: I told you I have

Everything under control.
>> alexis: yes, but it's not

Here yet.
>> sean: trust me, darling.

Everything has gone exactly as
We planned.

>> alexis: good.
Excuse me a minute.

>> leslie:

Sorry.
Hello.

>> jeff: hi.
>> fallon: I have to apologize

To mother for being late.
>> leslie: it's lovely to see

You, too, fallon.
Jeff, I wanted to talk to you.

>> jeff: no.
Where's the bar?

>> leslie: you just passed it.
>> sammy jo: kisses!

$5 a kiss!
Thank you.

Get your kisses here!
Oh, thank you.

>> care to try your luck,

Mr. Carrington?
>> blake: yes, yes, why not.

I used to be pretty good at this
Game.

>> very good!
Let's try again.

>> sean: this happens to be one
Of my favorite games.

>> blake: well, go right ahead.
>> sean: I've had more practice

On this side of the booth.
>> blake: oh.

>> sean: care to try again,
Blake?

>> blake: all right.

Must be my lucky day.
>> sean: luck has very little to

Do with most games.
Again?

>> blake: mm-hmm.
>> sean: but this time, let's

Make it a little more
Interesting.

How about your ring?
>> blake: well...

>> sean: worried about your
Diamond, mr. Carrington?

>> sean: sometimes, a hand

Really is quicker than the eye.
>> blake: sometimes, but, uh...

Not always.
>> sean:

>> alexis really knows how to
Throw a party.

>> alexis: there you are,
Fallon.

Have you seen adam?
>> fallon: no.

But it looks like the rest of
Denver is here.

>> alexis: yes, it does, doesn't
It?

That's what I'd hoped for.
But I'm really worried about

Adam.
This was an evening when I

Wanted all my children to be
Here.

>> adam: where have you been?
>> dana: oh, I went to the

Maternity ward to see what it
Was like.

>> adam: but why now?
We were supposed to be at the

Party an hour ago.
>> dana: well, I guess having

This baby is more important to
Me than your mother's party.

>> adam: well, it is to me too,
But it's not gonna be born

Tonight.
>> dana: well, adam, to tell you

The truth, I don't feel too
Terrific.

Can't we just spend a quiet
Evening alone?

>> adam:
Dana, you know how important

This party is to alexis.
>> dana: then go without me.

She's not going to mind.
>> adam: this is nonsense.

Can't you at least try and get
Along with her?

>> dana: I did try.
I went to dinner last night, and

That was a disaster.
>> adam: I was there, too.

I didn't think it was so bad.
You're making her out to be some

Kind of monster.
You know, she's not.

>> dana: adam, I don't want to
Go!

>> sammy jo: that was lovely.

But, um...
>> steven: yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know.
The meter's running.

>> sammy jo: come on.
It was better than that.

Thank you.
>> oh, look at that.

>> look at him!

>> blake: you're going to do
What?

>> krystle: well, all I know is
I drew a number, and alexis drew

The matching number.
>> blake: and you're going to

Engage in a -- "A struggle to
The finish"?

>> krystle: that's what it says.
>> josh: get your hands off me!

What are you doing?!
>> isn't that josh harris?

>> josh: I got enough money for
10 stinking quarterbacks!

Hey!

Hey, would you just get your
Hands off of me?

>> he looks terrible!
>> josh: sammy jo?

Sammy jo --
There you are.

Oh, yeah, I knew that you would
Be here.

>> steven: I think you've had
Too much to drink, harris.

>> josh: me?
No, boss, I don't even touch the

Stuff.
That's a nice suit.

So, this is a kissing booth.
Ah, there.

How much will that buy?
I will get in my costume...

>> steven: hey, hey, hey!
>> sammy jo: that's enough!

>> josh: not from the woman
Who's gonna be my bride.

>> steven: I want you out of
Here, harris.

>> josh: look, I'm on my own
Time.

I do what I want.
>> steven: not with sammy jo,

You don't.
>> josh: just take your hands

Off!
Leave me alone!

Get your -- hey!
Look!

>> sammy jo: I could've handled

Him myself, steven.
>> steven: could you?

Harris said you were gonna marry
Him.

Is he out of his mind, or is
There something you haven't told

Me?
>> sammy jo: I don't want to

Marry josh, but I do think I can
Help him.

>> steven: he's out of control.
>> sammy jo: sorry this happened

Tonight.
For the first time in a long

Time, I thought that you and I
Might --

>> steven: sammy jo...
You're wrong about harris, and

You're wrong about me.
You can't change either one of

Us into what you want.

>> adam: she just isn't feeling
Very well.

24-hour flu, I guess.
>> alexis: she did seem a bit

Quiet at dinner last night.
I hope she's going to be all

Right.
>> dana: alexis, hello.

I'm sorry I'm late.
>> adam: are you okay?

>> alexis: well, you seem to
Have made a miraculous recovery.

>> dana: no, I just realized how
Important it was for me to be

Here.
>> alexis: well, that's very

Brave of you.
I hope the party's not going to

Be too much for you.
Excuse me, darling.

>> adam: thank you.
>> dana: you were right.

I knew that as soon as you
Walked out the door.

>> adam:
Oh, darling, you're shaking.

Maybe you are coming down with
Something.

>> dana: no, I'm fine.
>> adam: oh, I love you.

>> dana: I love you, too.
I want you to always remember

That.
>> milords and ladies, your

Attention please!
We now present this special

Event of the evening, and these
Two lovely ladies have drawn the

Winning numbers.
>> alexis: this is ridiculous.

I knew I shouldn't have drawn
That number 13.

>> krystle: well, you could back
Out.

>> alexis: oh, you know me
Better than that, krystle.

>> are you ready?
>> krystle: yes.

>> alexis: yes!
>> get a good grip on the rope.

Then...
Wait for it...

Begin!

>> pull harder, mrs. Colby!
We're betting on you!

>> come on, pull!
>> pull that rope!

You can get her in there!
>> come on, pull harder!

>> I got a lot of money riding
On you!

>> come on, you can do it!
Come on!

Come on!
>> pull her!

Pull her!
>> come on!

Let's go!
Pull harder, pull harder!

>> you can do it!
Just pull her right into that

Mud!
>> krystle: oh, my.

Well, you're stronger than I
Imagined.

>> alexis: oh!
Never underestimate your

Opponent, krystle!
Ohh!

Ohh!

>> krystle:
>> alexis:

Congratulations.
You won this round...But the

Night is still young.

>> jeff: well...
You look like you're having

About as much fun as I am.
>> sammy jo: mm-hmm.

Mauled by a quarterback, and
Criticized by an ex-husband --

My kind of evening.
>> jeff:

Well, it hasn't turned out the
Way I planned, either.

Fallon wants a divorce.
>> sammy jo: sorry to hear that.

>> jeff: hmm.
Does it ever get any easier?

>> sammy jo: you're asking the
Wrong person.

The more I try to simplify my
Life, the more complicated it

Gets.
I really believed that if I kept

My family together, that would
Be enough.

>> jeff: oh.
Well, living under the same roof

Isn't enough.
We both found that out.

>> sammy jo: then why is it so
Hard to let go?

>> jeff:
Now you're asking the wrong

Person.
>> excuse me.

>> leslie: well...
This must be a full-time job for

You, fallon, keeping up
Appearances.

But then again, what else do you
Know how to do, hmm?

You know, I just find it amazing
That you and alexis could even

Remotely be related.
>> fallon: poor leslie.

You have no idea how obvious you
Are.

Look at yourself.
You may see alexis, but everyone

Else sees a pathetic imitation.
You have no identity, leslie.

You've tried to take one woman's
Style, and another woman's

Husband, and you failed at both.
>> dex: come one!

Come all!
Nobody's dunked me yet!

Whoa!
Whoa-a-a!

Oh!

>> fallon: oh, my...
>> dex: whoo!

>> fallon: I -- I didn't know I

Was so strong!
>> dex: well, I guess there's no

One else I'd rather be dunked
By, but, madam, you do not

Know your own strength!
>> fallon:

>> dex: oh!
>> how does he do that?

Now, there's your apple a day

For you!
You know, one of these times,

He's gonna bite into one of
Those pink balls.

>> dana:
>> sean: dana.

I haven't seen you all evening.
Are you avoiding me?

>> dana: now, why would I do
That?

>> sean: did you bring what I
Asked?

>> dana: no.
>> sean: that wasn't very smart.

>> dana: I will not be
Blackmailed.

>> sean: oh, perhaps we should
Discuss this with adam.

>> dana: please, don't do this.
>> sean: adam, your wife just

Accused me of trying to
Blackmail you.

>> adam: I see.
What deep, dark secret have you

Discovered?
>> sean: but if I tell you, I

Won't get what I want from
Dana...Now, will I?

>> adam: what do you want from
My beautiful bride, hmm?

>> sean: shall we tell him?
Well?

A small thing.
To have your charming wife join

Me in the dance hall.
>> adam: I think you should give

The gentleman exactly what he
Wants.

>> sean: don't fight me again.
I want that information.

>> and the money that you've all
So graciously donated tonight

Will make it possible to enlarge
The harmon springs drug rehab

Center.
And, of course, none of this

Would have been possible without
The help of our hostess,

Alexis colby rowan.

Alexis colby rowan.
And mrs. Krystle carrington.

Who, along with her husband,
Blake, the next governor of

Colorado...
Their continued support has been

Invaluable.
In fact, we have a short film

Tonight of their most recent
Visit to the center.

May we begin, please?
>> mr. And mrs. Blake carrington

Are shown here on a recent tour
Of the hampton springs drub

Rehabilitation center.
Blake carrington, a candidate

For governor of colorado, is
Spearheading a drive to create a

Statewide task force on
Substance abuse.

>> the harmon springs drug
Rehabilitation center is not the

Only place blake carrington has
Recently visited.

Blake carrington often takes
Time off from his busy campaign

Schedule for a little rest and
Relaxation out of town at

Cora van husen's house of
Prostitution.

>> blake: stop that film!
What the devil is going on

Here?!
>> alexis: I have no idea!

I'm as shocked as you are!
Blake, this was the film that

Was sent by your office.
>> krystle: that's a lie!

>> alexis: a lie?
How could you possibly say that?

I mean...You come and disrupt my
Party with this tasteless film?

Maybe some of your private
Movies got mixed in there by

Mistake.
>> blake: come on, let's get out

Of here.
>> alexis:

All in all, I think it's been
Quite an evening.