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- Will you be my maid of honor?
- Yeah.
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Whoo!
[giggling]
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It's Mad Amber.
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After eight tries as MOH,
I'm actually so relieved
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to just be a bridesmaid
this time.
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You could be digging these up
on the Isle of Wight.
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You should apply.
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I mean, it's a big day,
isn't it?
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- Yeah, as I have a date--
- Dress fitting!
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- No, I have a date.
- No, you have a dress fitting.
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I can do both.
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- [gasps]
- Oh, sh--oh, sorry.
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Must be quite a stimulating
space for you, Nina.
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[screaming]
Fuck!
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I'm sorry about today.
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I'm really sorry too.
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- Night, Nina.
- Night, Evie.
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RANESH: Night, Neen-meister.
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Save it for the second date.
[laughs]
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Is there a second date?
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LEE: If you have the time.
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EVIE: Look, Nina,
I know that Amber and Mum
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really grind your gears,
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but this is my last weekend
of freedom.
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There'll be no drama.
NINA: No.
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Just all my favorite people
in my favorite place,
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getting fucked up
away from Glasgow,
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creating hilarious stories
that I'm gonna tell forever.
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I've tried my best
to plan you
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a lovely hen do away
in Rothesay,
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but please do keep in mind, Evie,
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it is still Rothesay.
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Yeah.
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But it's the sort of place
where we can really go wild.
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- Girls!
- Ah!
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[giggling]
DIANE: Hello!
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Oh, Evie.
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The last weekend of freedom
with all our girls.
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[Amber squealing]
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So who are we
still waiting on?
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Amber and Mum were
the only two people
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that paid the deposit on time.
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Oh.
AMBER: It's fine.
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This is all we need.
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This is all we need.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[ship horn blares]
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Who doesn't let the girl
be Rose on their own hen party?
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AMBER: My heart will go on
for you, Evie.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, that's it.
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That's Rothesay, isn't it?
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Oh, let's get fucked up!
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[all screaming]
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[chaotic music]
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Nina, get in here!
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[all screaming]
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AMBER: Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
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BOTH: Oi, oi, oi!
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EVIE: Oh, this is all we need!
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ALL: This is all we need!
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♪ ♪
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[seagull crying]
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It's exactly the same!
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It's exactly the same.
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And this island has no idea
what's coming to it.
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Should we ask him
for information?
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If you want to get groped.
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Is that absinthe?
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DIANE: Nina, look.
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You used to love
those Victorian toilets.
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Used to say, "I can't believe
I'm sitting on history."
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Shitting on history.
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I didn't have the heart
to tell you
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they were renovated
in the '90s.
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So, Nina, where to first?
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Oh, just you wait and see.
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[chuckles]
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To the sesh!
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Oh, I'll get the bags then.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Nice bags, darling.
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NINA: Thank you for the help,
you pervert.
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♪ ♪
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Welcome to mini golf
with a twist.
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Each hole represents one
of your many, many, many exes,
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with the final hole being...
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The ultimate hole
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of your gorgeous
future husband, Ranesh.
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Wow!
[scoffs]
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What an amazing shock.
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Look at all
my failed relationships.
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Nina, you did so well
to plan this all by yourself.
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I still get sweet texts
from that one.
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Mum, he's a scammer.
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I bought his bitcoins.
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♪ ♪
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[applause]
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She was a bawbag.
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She never laughed at my jokes,
and I'm funny.
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She never deserved you, Evie.
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Now Evie's on
to the last hole.
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NINA: Whoo-hoo!
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Evie, isn't it crazy?
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Everywhere you go,
Ranesh will be there.
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You wake up, he's there.
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You go to bed, he's there.
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Just him.
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Always and forever.
[chuckles]
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You're the luckiest girl
in the world.
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Manifest it, babe.
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Put your ball
in his hole, Evie.
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AMBER: Visualize walking
down the aisle.
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Ranesh forevs.
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DIANE: You have to really
want this, Evie!
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Aww.
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Not to worry, darling.
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Yeah, Ranesh is really hard.
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Right.
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Nina, where to next?
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Beach, then B&B.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Ooh!
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♪ ♪
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Suitcases!
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Shite-hawks.
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DIANE: Come and join me, girls!
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It's really not cold at all!
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Yeah, just putting on
sun cream!
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DIANE: Whoo!
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God, that's depressing.
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Nina, when's it all
gonna kick off?
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Been here
for, like, three hours
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and we've not had any...
[grunts]
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You said you wanted
to come to the beach,
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so I brought you to the beach.
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I've got this scheduled
for another two hours.
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Look, no offense intended
in the slightest, Nina--
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this sesh is worse
than my granddad's funeral.
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And he fell out the coffin.
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This is Evie's final chance
to get fucked up
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before she's chained
to the beautiful ball and chain
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that is Ranesh.
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And we need to make
the most of it.
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God, he's great.
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Amber, can you stop
with the Ranesh praising?
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My point is,
this has to be the send-off
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that Evie deserves.
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We're gonna need something
stronger than absinthe.
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DIANE: I'm freezing
my tits off, but I feel alive!
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I'm talking about...
[whispering] Drugs.
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- Oh, my God, yeah. Please.
- [Amber laughs]
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How the hell are we getting
drugs in Rothesay?
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Yeah, good point.
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OK, Nina, you look after Mum.
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- We're gonna go find some drugs.
- Eh, eh, eh.
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Why do you assume
that I don't know
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how to get that kind of stuff?
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I know that Mum treats me
like a toddler,
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but I know
how to procure drugs.
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- Oh, do you now?
- Yes, I do.
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DIANE: Come in, girls!
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Oh, I'm gonna go
phone my drug friend
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who knows about drugs.
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She's so full of surprises.
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Who knew?
[chuckles]
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[laughs]
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- I'm serious, Bo.
- I'm sorry.
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I'm just picturing you
holed up on a cocaine farm
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with two guns in your pants
and a dead hooker in the boot.
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[laughs]
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What do you want drugs for, anyway?
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Can you help me or can't you?
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You know, my days of uppers
are behind me, Nina.
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Are you not
in Ranesh's stag do?
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Does he not have any?
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He refuses to call it a stag
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'cause of the patriarchal associations.
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[indistinct chatter]
Hang on.
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I will activate my blue tit
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and gain one worm
and two wheat,
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and... I've done it.
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I've diversified the wetlands.
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[laughs]
Yes!
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I knew I would.
I knew I would.
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Yeah, there's no drugs here.
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Can you have, like,
a wee scramble about,
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see if you can find some,
and then bring them to me?
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Afraid not.
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I'm actually not allowed
to set foot in Rothesay
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after I punched that swan.
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Nina, you're from Glasgow.
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Even you will know someone
that knows someone.
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Just think about
the coolest person you know,
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someone that works
a minimum wage job
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but never seems to be
worried about money.
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That guy is probably
selling something.
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OK, Bo.
Love you. Bye.
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Love--
[line beeps]
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What do they say, "birds
of a feather flock together"?
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Unless you're me, the winner.
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[laughs]
Yes.
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[line ringing]
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- LEE: Hello?
- [breathes deeply]
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[phone ring]
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Hi.
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[gruffly]
Who is this?
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This is Nina
from the museum and the date.
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I fell in the toilet.
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Yeah, you don't need to say
"Nina from."
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You're actually
the only Nina I know.
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You're my one and only Nina.
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[footsteps pattering]
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Are you... jumping?
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No.
Erm, just fixing my coat.
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[clears throat]
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Do you, erm, perchance... dabble...
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[whispering]
In drugs?
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Let me cut
to the chase here, friend.
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I am three hours deep
in a hen party
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where I am maid of honor,
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and nothing fun nor epic
has happened.
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And as maid of honor,
it's within my remit
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to create fun and epicness,
so could you bring me drugs
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so I can make
something fun happen?
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Drugs.
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Drugs. Drugs!
Drugs. Yeah, yeah.
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No, I can--I mean, I'm--I'm--
I'm--I'm meant to be work--
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no, no, no, I can do it.
I can do it. Yeah.
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Oh, do you know
where to get them?
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
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Just--I just need
to make a few calls.
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Awesome, and, um,
could you bring them to me?
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I'm in a place called Rothesay.
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Rothesay?
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Oh, I hear it's--
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No, it's not.
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Right.
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No, I'll--I'll--
I'll get the stuff, Nina.
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Just--just give me a few hours.
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[thuds]
Oh!
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Ah... I'm your man.
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OK, thank you.
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OK. Love you. Bye.
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[line beeps]
Fuck.
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- Hello!
- [Diane shouting indistinctly]
249
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I've procured the gear.
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They're gonna be here
in a couple of hours.
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Whoo!
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[both screaming]
To the B&B!
253
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,972
DIANE:
What are you screaming about?
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00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,174
We love you!
255
00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:08,309
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:10,077
ALEX: ♪ I'm not surprised ♪
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00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,912
♪ Said I'm your type ♪
258
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:16,116
♪ Can't look at you
with those wandering eyes ♪
259
00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:17,618
♪ Tell me the truth ♪
260
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:20,720
Ooh. Blame the curb.
261
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,155
Are you all right?
262
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,357
I'm amazing, Nina.
263
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,458
I'm having such a good time.
264
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,727
There's this play park
on the hill by the harbor.
265
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,131
And we took Nina there
when she was 13.
266
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,598
She got stuck in a slide,
267
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,967
and she was screaming
so loudly.
268
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,269
- [laughs]
- Mum, stop.
269
00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:37,237
When the fire department
rescued her,
270
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,439
we realized she'd just been
holding on to the inside
271
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,142
- the entire time.
- No.
272
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,110
And she kept yelling,
"Stop laughing!"
273
00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,678
which meant
everybody couldn't stop--
274
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:45,745
NINA: Mum, stop!
275
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,114
Stop it!
276
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,481
It's not funny.
277
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:56,624
And now for the next stop
in our extravaganza,
278
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,159
a place
with more elderly gentlemen
279
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,262
than Amber's pants.
280
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,830
It's the pub.
281
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:08,635
[laughs]
282
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,004
Are you OK?
283
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,505
DIANE: Yeah, very.
AMBER: Yes?
284
00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:13,941
We're now gonna hand over
to Amber,
285
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,577
who is gonna make us play
a weird game.
286
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,980
Thank you so much for
the kind introduction, Nina.
287
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,015
OK.
288
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,918
So everyone write down
289
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:27,121
three of your deepest, darkest,
most sexual secrets.
290
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,223
There's only one rule--
don't be boring.
291
00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,192
[Amber and Diane laugh]
292
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,592
It's a hen party,
for God's sake.
293
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,295
It's obviously only funny
if it's about sex.
294
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,862
Oh, Nina, shut your ears.
295
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,732
I've done it 13 times.
296
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,267
[upbeat music]
297
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,102
- EVIE: Boop.
- [Nina pops lips]
298
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:49,376
♪ ♪
299
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:57,217
[indistinct chatter]
300
00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:02,256
[splutters]
Haven't got my glasses.
301
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,091
You don't wear glasses.
302
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,693
- Shh.
- [laughs]
303
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,430
"I've had a thing
for Alan Titsmarsh
304
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:14,267
since I saw him in the street
in the early '90s."
305
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,004
Oh, that's a head-scratcher.
[laughter]
306
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,806
OK, so just to reiterate,
307
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,142
this game's meant to be
really outrageous.
308
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:26,246
- [laughter]
- It's obviously mum.
309
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,681
- Was it you?
- Yeah.
310
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,784
It's just the way
he holds his trowel.
311
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,754
[clears throat]
312
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:37,624
"I had a dream about pumping
David Attenborough."
313
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,395
Nina.
314
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,663
Nina, you can't say that.
315
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,065
He's, like, 100 years old.
316
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,700
Amber said to make it sexy.
317
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,769
Attenborough's
a national treasure, Nina.
318
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,704
Nina, inappropriate.
319
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,342
It was only a dream.
320
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:57,545
I didn't actually do it.
321
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,180
[clears throat]
322
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,484
"I threw a hot dog
at a painting
323
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:05,719
"in the National Portrait Gallery.
324
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,955
"When the police questioned me,
I lied
325
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,625
:and said I'd done it as part
of the Stop Oil movement.
326
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:15,595
And also, I think
I'm addicted to pegging."
327
00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:21,569
- Amber?
- [laughs]
328
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,170
Nice try.
329
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,072
That is so you, Nina.
330
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,973
Nina, is this
overstimulating you?
331
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,842
Do you need a quiet space?
332
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,011
- No, I'm fine.
- OK.
333
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,319
"I've led someone on."
334
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,354
That's all it says.
335
00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:47,061
It's me.
It's me again. Oh.
336
00:13:47,128 --> 00:13:48,495
- AMBER: Nina!
- What am I like?
337
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,397
You should never
lead anyone on, Nina.
338
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,665
Ever.
339
00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:52,666
Who was it?
340
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,700
Just a man at work.
341
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,035
Oh, an admirer?
342
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,171
No, it's the man from--
343
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,672
the coffee man.
344
00:13:58,739 --> 00:13:59,673
Erm, the coffee van man.
345
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:00,941
It's the coffee van man.
346
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,343
And we have this chemistry,
347
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,646
this frisson of sexual tension.
348
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:09,416
And--and--and I have been
flirting with him a lot,
349
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,986
which is bad,
because I get bored at work.
350
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,589
So I just head over
to the coffee van
351
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,926
in my practical
but alluring dress,
352
00:14:18,993 --> 00:14:21,495
and I pop a button
353
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,398
and squeeze my boobs together
really hard.
354
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:26,367
And I just do it
so that I can--
355
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,802
I can feel something,
to feel alive.
356
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,004
And--and the worst part is,
357
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,506
is he's coming here tonight,
so--
358
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,110
Nina, you shouldn't be
leading this poor boy on
359
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,678
just for your own amusement.
360
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,746
It's a terrible thing to do.
NINA: Yes, I know, Mum!
361
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:42,516
That's why I wrote it
in a confession square.
362
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,552
AMBER: Nina. [laughs]
You dark horse.
363
00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:53,260
- Evie?
- [Evie retching]
364
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,165
Evie.
[toilet flushes]
365
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,568
I'm fine.
366
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:01,635
I'm fine.
367
00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:03,303
It's just,
you don't seem fine
368
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,339
with the running to the toilet
and vomiting loudly.
369
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,541
[laughs and sniffles]
370
00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:08,708
NINA: Evie.
371
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,345
You wrote that truth,
didn't you?
372
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,947
Ugh!
[laughs forcedly]
373
00:15:13,014 --> 00:15:15,182
You got me.
374
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,485
I've got a thing
for the Titsmarsh.
375
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,627
Are you OK?
376
00:15:26,694 --> 00:15:30,664
[sobbing]
377
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:32,833
It's nothing. I'm fine.
378
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,469
- You're allowed to be scared.
- I'm not scared!
379
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,538
Just stop worrying about me.
380
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,478
There's a man by the bar
asking for you.
381
00:15:44,545 --> 00:15:46,079
What? Why?
382
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,014
No, not you.
383
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,016
You.
384
00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:53,820
Go get it, girl.
385
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,425
DIANE: Ah, the coffee van man.
386
00:15:58,492 --> 00:15:59,760
Yeah.
387
00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:01,428
You came.
388
00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:03,898
Yeah.
389
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,465
And you brought a--
390
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:09,570
Oh, this is
my old friend, Euan.
391
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:12,572
Great.
And he's here because?
392
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,943
Eh, I--I--I got the stuff
from him.
393
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,712
Um, yes.
394
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:21,181
And then--and then, um, I said
I was going to Rothesay,
395
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,316
and he says,
"I've never been to Rothesay."
396
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,954
So--so now Euan's here as well.
397
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:28,322
Cool.
398
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,057
Are you gonna
introduce us, Nina?
399
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,491
Yep.
400
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,759
Erm, this is Lee.
401
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,195
[chuckles]
Hi.
402
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,730
NINA:
This is his good friend, Euan,
403
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,099
who's also with us today.
404
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,734
This is my mother, Diane.
405
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,502
We've met.
406
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,705
And this is my sister, Evie.
407
00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:46,573
Hello, boy.
408
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,008
[laughs nervously]
409
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,611
And this is my--
well, this is just Amber.
410
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,212
She's not my anything.
411
00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:56,116
These are the drug dealers?
412
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,885
- NINA: Yes?
- Cool.
413
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,354
It's just, they look a bit
like massive nerds.
414
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,956
Yeah, well, try and keep
an open mind, Amber.
415
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,159
Sometimes people don't
look like their jobs, yeah?
416
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:07,460
DIANE: Wow.
Boys in a hen do.
417
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,363
[chuckles]
What will they think of next?
418
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,700
No one goes on all-girl
hen dos anymore, Diane.
419
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,235
It's passé.
420
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:17,238
Wait, this is a hen do?
421
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:21,142
Aren't there meant to be,
like, more girls?
422
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,710
This is all we need.
423
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:24,178
- EVIE: Yeah.
- Yeah.
424
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,514
Yeah. This is all we need!
425
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,286
Right.
Who's getting the next round?
426
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,492
- Jaegerbomb, please.
- Oh.
427
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,062
- Gin and tonic, please.
- Right.
428
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,797
Can I get a glass
of tepid water?
429
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:47,100
Tepid, not warm.
430
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,702
Cool.
431
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,577
[laughs nervously]
432
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,513
- NINA: Have you got that--
- Yeah, yeah.
433
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,349
EVIE:
Let's get this party started!
434
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,451
Oblivion, here we come--
435
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,821
- [snorts]
- Is that it?
436
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:09,823
Apparently.
437
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,560
Do we cut it up, Euan?
438
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,294
No.
439
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,697
I say
we should smoke this joint
440
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,967
right here, right now
in this pub.
441
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,305
Because we are young
and we are alive.
442
00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:25,873
Or do you know
what we could do?
443
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,175
[whispering] We could--
oh, what if we went outside?
444
00:18:28,242 --> 00:18:29,443
What?
EVIE: Yeah.
445
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,144
LEE: Yeah?
EVIE: Love that.
446
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:35,415
Yeah. Ten points.
447
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,684
Oh, no.
Nina, Nina, you stay with Mum.
448
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:40,554
- Oh, but I want to--
- Mum needs you.
449
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,194
Oh, where did everyone go?
450
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:48,329
To smoke a big joint.
451
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,330
DIANE: Oh, very good.
452
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,399
[laughs]
453
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,371
[tapping]
454
00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:01,842
Nina, if you're
feeling anxious--
455
00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:03,977
Mum, let it go.
456
00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:05,479
You're so focused on me,
457
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,114
you haven't even noticed
that your other daughter is
458
00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:08,748
falling about
all over the place.
459
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,150
You know Evie's
on the other side of that wall
460
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,685
right now smoking drugs.
461
00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,253
- Without me.
- Aww.
462
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,623
I'm glad
she's letting off steam.
463
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:19,293
I know
what's going on here, Nina.
464
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,828
If you're gonna have
a meltdown,
465
00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:22,797
I think it might be better
if we just go outside.
466
00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:25,098
I'm not having a meltdown.
This is not a meltdown.
467
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,566
I'm--I'm merely annoyed.
468
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,903
Mum, I know
you're trying to help,
469
00:19:28,969 --> 00:19:34,274
but the world is a bad
and horrible and stupid place,
470
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:38,045
and... you cannae fix it.
471
00:19:38,112 --> 00:19:42,216
You can teach me every
coping mechanism under the sun,
472
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,652
but if you can't cope
with me coping,
473
00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:47,354
then it's not gonna work.
474
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,190
I'm so sorry, Wheat Puff.
475
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:54,061
I thought
becoming a psychotherapist
476
00:19:54,128 --> 00:19:57,731
would help me
to understand you.
477
00:19:57,798 --> 00:19:59,934
You became a psychotherapist
because of me?
478
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,602
Yes.
479
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:02,736
Fuck.
480
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,839
I know.
481
00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:07,841
What do you want me to do?
482
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,944
Treat me like a grown-up.
483
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,511
OK.
484
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,080
How do I do that?
485
00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:14,715
[laughing]
I don't know.
486
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:18,285
Oh, it's tricky, isn't it?
487
00:20:18,352 --> 00:20:21,288
[The Wife Guys of Reddit's
"Pig Fat"]
488
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,458
[rock music]
489
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,927
♪ ♪
490
00:20:26,994 --> 00:20:29,029
Glorious.
[laughter]
491
00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:32,199
AMBER: Go on.
492
00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:33,266
EVIE: No. No.
493
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,036
[Nina coughing]
494
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:39,172
SINGER: ♪ I'm under pressure ♪
495
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:42,109
♪ Where is my face at? ♪
496
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,711
♪ I'm under pressure ♪
497
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,648
Your friend seems
to have cheered up.
498
00:20:47,715 --> 00:20:49,182
Yeah.
499
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,018
NINA: There must be something
in the tepid water.
500
00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,453
Did he eat
the rest of the drugs?
501
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,256
Look, Nina,
I'm gonna level with you.
502
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,690
I don't really know the guy.
503
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,759
Like, he used to deal
back at uni,
504
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,360
but when I said
I was going to Rothesay,
505
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,962
he just kind of
invited himself along.
506
00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:03,630
And when we were on the ferry,
507
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,366
he started talking about
508
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,201
how he doesn't really believe
in gravity.
509
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,770
What?
LEE: Yeah.
510
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,472
That's kind of the level of guy
we're dealing with here.
511
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,141
But, um--but it looks like
he's having fun,
512
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,343
and it's worked out
all right, yeah?
513
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,679
He's dancing with my mum.
514
00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:20,081
I know. I know.
515
00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:21,715
I'm so sorry.
[both laughing]
516
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:24,018
I'm so sorry.
517
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,152
[clears throat]
518
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:26,886
Word on the street is,
519
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:32,025
you can bring in your own chips
before 11:00.
520
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:34,394
Cool.
521
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,432
Do you want to go get
some chips with me, Nina?
522
00:21:38,499 --> 00:21:41,535
- All right.
- [laughs]
523
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:47,207
♪ ♪
524
00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:49,342
Nina, you--
525
00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,614
[Evie and Amber laughing]
526
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,417
Is this a second date?
527
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:01,288
Uh, I mean--well, let's see.
528
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:04,024
- We have a pub.
- Mm-hmm.
529
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,158
- Beer.
- Mm.
530
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:07,294
A nice girl,
531
00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:10,831
a depressed drug dealer,
532
00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:12,600
and your mum.
533
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,802
Classic second date.
[chuckles]
534
00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:17,671
I'm sorry my mum's here.
535
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:21,742
Oh, no.
Your mum's cool.
536
00:22:21,809 --> 00:22:25,613
I wish my mum cared that much.
537
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,013
I'm sorry.
538
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,982
Oh, don't be. No.
539
00:22:29,049 --> 00:22:31,217
I moved away from home
a long time ago.
540
00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:33,454
And now I sell coffee out a van
541
00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:35,589
and live opposite the best
chippie in Clover Street.
542
00:22:35,656 --> 00:22:38,492
So who's laughing now?
[chuckles]
543
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,327
You.
544
00:22:40,394 --> 00:22:41,629
Yeah.
[laughs]
545
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,131
Yeah.
546
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:47,535
Leslie was never
big enough for me anyway.
547
00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:49,236
Who's Leslie?
548
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:51,472
Oh, that--
that's where I'm from.
549
00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:53,107
[both laugh]
550
00:22:53,174 --> 00:22:54,641
Lee from Leslie.
551
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,710
- That's me.
- Mm-hmm.
552
00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:02,282
So if you could go
anywhere in the world,
553
00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:04,751
where would you go?
554
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,353
Glasgow.
555
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:08,088
Anywhere in the world.
556
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,023
- Glasgow.
- [laughs]
557
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:11,191
OK.
558
00:23:11,258 --> 00:23:14,294
Anywhere except Glasgow.
559
00:23:14,361 --> 00:23:16,196
The Isle of Wight.
560
00:23:16,263 --> 00:23:18,665
Wow. Why?
561
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,834
There's this lady called
Dr. Catherine Dunne,
562
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:24,338
and, erm, she's discovered
these armored dinosaurs
563
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:27,474
that are probably, like,
145 million years old.
564
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:29,109
- What?
- And they're gonna change
565
00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:31,345
the landscape
of British dinosaur discourse.
566
00:23:31,412 --> 00:23:34,414
And she posted this thing for--
sorry, I'm talking too much.
567
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:37,418
No. Erm, keep going.
Keep going.
568
00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:40,354
She posted this thing
looking for people
569
00:23:40,421 --> 00:23:42,556
to go to the Isle of Wight
and work with her,
570
00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:45,826
and I applied.
571
00:23:45,893 --> 00:23:47,494
Right.
572
00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:50,630
[birds crying]
573
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:57,871
So if you, erm--if you got it,
would you go?
574
00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,340
Yeah.
575
00:23:59,406 --> 00:24:00,707
No.
[chuckles]
576
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,509
I don't know.
577
00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:03,677
Choices are hard.
578
00:24:03,744 --> 00:24:05,446
Yeah.
579
00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:09,350
I mean, there's a lot
to stay in Glasgow for.
580
00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:12,419
Well, my parents and my job
581
00:24:12,486 --> 00:24:14,755
and all of my pens
are in Glasgow.
582
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,056
- Yeah.
- And my sister.
583
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:17,691
And my sister's wedding.
584
00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:21,294
And the wedding's coming up,
and I'm the maid of honor.
585
00:24:21,361 --> 00:24:23,263
And it's gonna be a whole day
of everybody pretending.
586
00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:24,631
And--and I don't know
what to do with my face
587
00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:26,467
'cause I never know
what to do with my face.
588
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,469
And my mum keeps saying, "Nina,
Nina, you have to tell me.
589
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,304
"Are you bringing a plus-one,
because I need to know
590
00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:31,471
for the seating arrangements."
591
00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:33,573
I don't know.
592
00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:36,810
Do you want to be my plus-one?
593
00:24:36,877 --> 00:24:38,645
[chuckles]
Yeah.
594
00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:40,714
Yeah, I'll be
your plus-one, Nina.
595
00:24:40,781 --> 00:24:42,115
[upbeat music]
596
00:24:42,182 --> 00:24:43,850
Send me the details.
597
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:44,852
NINA: I will.
598
00:24:44,919 --> 00:24:45,852
LEE: Don't forget.
599
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,088
- Shan't.
- [chuckles]
600
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:51,191
Oh, you--you've got a little--
601
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:53,761
do you want--
can I just touch your face?
602
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,262
Mm-hmm.
603
00:24:55,329 --> 00:25:02,502
♪ ♪
604
00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:12,746
[Evie laughs]
605
00:25:12,813 --> 00:25:17,518
♪ ♪
606
00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:21,121
NINA: Evie!
607
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,123
Oh, shit.
608
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:30,397
♪ ♪
609
00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:35,635
[ship horn blaring]
610
00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:43,177
What is pegging?
611
00:25:43,244 --> 00:25:47,381
[retching]
612
00:25:47,448 --> 00:25:50,551
[Fatherson's "Piece of Mind"]
613
00:25:50,618 --> 00:25:53,553
[upbeat music]
614
00:25:53,620 --> 00:26:00,627
♪ ♪
615
00:26:03,297 --> 00:26:05,933
SINGER: ♪ So far, so good ♪
616
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,234
♪ You see ♪
617
00:26:07,301 --> 00:26:08,868
SINGER:
♪ It's fine, it's fine ♪
618
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:11,104
SINGER: ♪ The signs that ♪
619
00:26:11,171 --> 00:26:15,542
♪ I am floating 'round here ♪
620
00:26:15,609 --> 00:26:17,644
SINGER: ♪ It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine ♪
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