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Good morning.

Since when do you drink coffee?

I didn't get any sleep last night.

Oh, honey.

Bad dreams?

I wish.

I had to hear people doing it all night.

Oh, you heard that.

Yes, and it was disgusting.

I'm sorry.

It's just that your father and I were apart all summer.

Oh my God, I was talking about Mandy and Georgie.

Oh, right.

Ew, you were doing it too?

Well, it's different.

Your father and I are married, so when we're amorous...

I don't want to hear about this.

Oh, what's for breakfast?

I am hungry.

Nope.

What's her problem?

Thin walls.

Gee, you heard.

Mandy and Georgie.

Who knows?

Oh.

At least she didn't hear us.

You need to talk to your son.

About what?

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with him and Mandy being intimate.

They have a baby, Mary.

You're a little late to the party.

But now they are living under our roof and they are still not married.

Miss again.

I am serious.

We have teenagers living in the house.

What kind of example are they setting?

Same example you were setting last night.

We are married.

And they're engaged.

Well, what are they waiting for?

Why are you asking me?

We have to say something.

Or we mind our business.

It is a sin, George.

And like a good Christian, I choose to forgive them.

Cheers.

Hey, you two decent?

Yeah, come on in.

Oh, hi sweet girl.

Is she keeping you all up?

Oh, no, she's a good sleeper.

She gets that from me.

So, what's going on?

Well, I want to talk to you about your wedding.

What about it?

When's it happening?

Oh, well, honestly, since the tornado and moving, we haven't really given it much thought.

Of course, that makes sense.

So, let's think about it now.

What's the rush?

Well, you're living together, sleeping together, doing other things together.

Don't you dare be too loud.

I'm ticklish.

I can't help it.

Okay, I just think if you're going to be doing that, you should be married.

I thought when you got married, you stopped doing that.

No, in fact, don't change the subject.

I'll get the monitor and the computer.

You get the printer.

Hello. - Hello.

Don't forget the modem.

I thought you were in school.

Oh, I was.

Evan and I just came here to get my computer.

I'm guessing this is Evan?

Yes.

Isn't he great?

Uh, Shelley, we're kind of in the middle of something.

Oh, still?

I was hoping we were done.

Nope, not done.

Just pretend we're not here, as I'm doing with you.

I mean, she does have a point.

What are we waiting for?

I guess nothing.

Okay, then, let's plan a wedding.

Wait, a wedding?

Does that mean I have to be the best man?

No, Shelley.

Okay, but I am the best.

And I am a man. Just listen to my voice.

Okay, I'll do it.

Can I come? - Sure.

No.

Hi.

It's a nice surprise.

Mom around?

Why?

I'm not looking for a fight.

I just have a wedding update.

Sounds like fine words to me.

Dad.

Audrey, Mandy's here.

She says she's not looking for a fight.

Hello, Amanda.

Hi, Mom.

Ooh, you just get chilly in here or what?

Just wanted you both to know that Georgie and I are going to be going down to City

Hall next Friday, and I was hoping you'd be there.

City Hall?

Is that really what you want?

Well, it's not our first choice, but, you know, after the tornado,

it's kind of all we can afford.

Of course we'll be there.

If you want a bigger wedding, we'll pay for it.

What?

I thought you were too embarrassed for us to have a big wedding.

Excuse me, I'm gonna...

I don't want to argue.

I just want to be part of my granddaughter's life.

Part of your life.

And Georgie's?

Mm-hmm.

And if a big wedding is what's gonna make you happy, then I want to do that for you.

Okay, what's the catch?

No catch.

And if you want to get married at City Hall, that's fine, too.

Dad, Mom's being weird.

I'm not here.

I just... I just want to make things right between us.

Okay.

Thanks.

So what happens now?

I'm not used to ending a conversation where one of us doesn't storm out.

How about a hug?

Okay.

Oh, that is weird.

Yeah, it was real nice of you two to pay for the wedding.

Well, you know, parents of the bride, tradition.

Yeah, if you need us to help out at all, we can kick in.

We got it.

Good, because we can't.

That's okay. I get to walk my daughter down the aisle.

We can't put a price on that.

Yeah, I was real happy to hear Mandy and her mom were getting along.

Oh, me too.

You know, I wouldn't say this to either of them, but they're both a little...

willful?

Sure, let's go with willful.

I'm so glad they're having a real wedding.

I got married at City Hall, and I always kind of regretted it.

We went all out.

I had a gown made special in Dallas, the shoes to

match, and a white cowboy hat with a rhinestone brim.

Oh, you must have been so beautiful.

Did Jim wear tux?

Probably. I don't really remember.

Do you think Mandy will let us help her pick out a dress?

I hope so.

When she was a TV weather girl, you wouldn't believe the outfits she wore.

Oh, I'm sure she looked cute.

Maybe if she was doing the weather on the street corner.

Oh, my.

Well, I'm sure she'll dress modestly for church.

They are having a church wedding, right?

Oh, they are definitely having a church wedding.

That is one thing I am not budging on.

Good. You and I are both on the same page there.

In fact, I already talked to Father Donovan.

Oh, is that your father?

No, he's our priest.

Oh.

So you think they are getting married in a Catholic church?

Well, of course.

We are Catholic.

Oh.

Well, Mandy said that you don't go to church that often.

So, how Catholic could you be?

That's a funny question, coming from a woman who left her own church.

I went back, and my granddaughter is not going to be raised Catholic.

She's going to worship Jesus, not the Pope.

We don't worship the Pope.

Well, y'all sure bought him a pretty fancy car.

You want another beer?

Hang on.

Yes.

You people don't even dance.

What kind of a wedding is that?

It is about the union of two souls, not doing the hokey pokey.

Well, Georgia was nice while it lasted.

Yeah, you take care of yourself.

All right.

That's all you people care about drinking.

Jesus drank wine.

Well, he probably had to to put up with people like you.

She just thinks she could take over the whole wedding.

Well, they are paying for it.

So, they can just buy Cece's soul.

No, no. No, you're right.

How can you be eating right now?

I was up at 4 a.m. spritzing this thing.

Come on, try some.

I'm not hungry.

You sound hungry.

Fine.

Okay, it's delicious, but it doesn't change anything.

Smells good.

Hey, where are my folks?

Oh, what'd she do?

I don't want to put you in the middle.

Great. I'm gonna make a plate before Dad finishes it all.

What? There's 14 pounds.

We're saying the same thing, big boy.

It's just your mother's trying to get you to do things

her way, and I want you to have the wedding that you want.

Which would be the wedding that you want.

Or do we want the same thing?

Spit it out, Mary.

Your mother is insisting that you get married in the Catholic Church.

And you want us to get married in the Baptist Church?

It's an option, but anywhere is fine.

Is it?

Yeah, but you can't drink and dance at a Baptist wedding.

Was I talking to you? Dumbass.

It's just a little water on her head.

It's not a big deal.

Sure.

It's your wedding.

It's your child.

If you are okay, I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Then I'm also okay.

Hi, Pastor Jeff.

Can you come over right now?

I need you to save someone's soul.

Whose soul needs saving?

Is it Sheldon?

I've been waiting for this.

No, still praying for him.

Come in. We don't have much time.

What's going on?

Mandy and George are out, so I was hoping that

maybe we could sneak in an early baptism for Cece.

You know we don't do infant baptism.

Yeah, yeah, but I'm afraid that if we don't do it now, Cece's going to end up Catholic.

They do love to get them early.

Yes, come on.

Do you trust in Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

Close enough.

It's on your profession of faith that I baptize

you in the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy...

Hey, sweetie, how was school?

What's going on here?

Just washing Cece's hair.

With Pastor Jeff?

It takes a village.

Whatever.

In the Holy Spirit, amen.

In your face, Catholics.

You know, I was thinking, if you're something old, you could wear my veil.

You know, Georgie's 11 years younger than me.

I think I am the something old.

Don't worry.

When he loses all his hair, he's going to look way older than you.

Aw, thanks.

Hey, would you be upset if we didn't get married by Father Donovan?

Did that woman convince you to get married Baptist?

She says it's not a cult, but I'm not so sure.

No, no, we're just, we're thinking maybe no church.

It's just causing fights, and Georgie and I don't really care.

What about Cece? Aren't you going to get her baptized?

I don't know.

Maybe when she's older, if that's what she wants.

It's your wedding.

Whatever makes you happy makes me happy.

Thanks, Mom. That means a lot.

Look at that sweater.

That would look so good on you.

Actually, that is cute.

You should go try it on.

You think so? - Yeah.

I'll watch Cece.

We'll go do a lap around the park.

Really? - Here.

Take my credit card.

It's on me.

Thanks.

I baptize you in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Amen. - Amen.

Here's a little something for you.

This is delicious.

You should have tried it two days ago.

I wanted to, but instead we left.

That's all in the past.

Right.

It was silly of us to put our stuff under the kids.

It's their wedding.

Weddings make everyone crazy.

They're also a celebration of love.

Sure.

Well, whatever they decide with Cece, that is up to them.

And the Lord.

Amen.

Amen indeed.

Shelly, everything okay?

No, it is not.

Both my computer and my trust have been betrayed.

Okay.

Well, we're with company now.

You can fill us in later.

I won't ruin your dinner with the suspense.

Evan upgraded my computer.

That sounds nice.

He didn't even ask me.

Is it better?

It's different.

What kind of person takes something that doesn't

belong to them and changes it behind their back?

Well, maybe he thought he was doing the best thing for your computer.

It's my computer. It should have been my decision.

I don't even have a room to storm off to.

Are you going to be okay?

Oh, tonight, sure.

Big picture.

I've got a hot wife and a Nobel Prize.

I turned out fine.

Hey, you need a hand?

Oh, yeah, thank you.

Sounds like things went better with my parents.

Yes, all good.

We were both being stubborn before.

Yeah, I know this is hard, but thank you for

letting us make our own decisions for our kid.

You okay?

Yeah.

But, there's something you should know.

Cece accidentally got splashed here in the sink this morning.

So what?

Pastor Jeff did the splashing while he was baptizing her.

That's all.

Can you believe it?

I'm not surprised she would do something like this, but don't worry.

I was one move ahead.

What does that mean?

It means my granddaughter's soul is safe.

What did you do?

Is that the sweater I bought you?

It looks so cute.

What did you do?

I baptized her.

Grow up.

Hey, thought I heard you, okay?

And they both went behind our backs.

I mean, can you believe that?

Well, my mom's pretty religious, so that makes sense.

And you're just okay with this?

Is it that big a deal?

They sprinkled some water on Cece's head and asked God to look out for her.

Where's the harm?

Do I have to explain it to you?

No.

What could you?

They're making decisions about our child without talking to us.

That's totally unacceptable.

I'm right there with you.

Not going.

Okay, so what are we going to do about it?

I'm going to talk to both of them and make it real clear there'll be no more baptizing.

We are done with that.

I forget sometimes what a child you are.

You know, when you say hurtful stuff like that, you sound a little like your mother.

You say that again.

I kind of wish I never said it the first time.

Why do I even talk?

Evan upgraded my computer, which made it smarter.

There was one problem.

The darn thing was smarter than me.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Mandy and I had a little disagreement.

I'm giving her some space to cool off.

That seems wise. You can be quite annoying.

I thought you were staying at your dorm.

I was. My roommate violated my Tandy.

Who's Tandy?

Oh, that's sick.

That's what I said.

Mind if I crash here tonight?

I do.

Yeah, well, I'm crashing here tonight.

Fine.

Let me ask you a question.

Can you unbaptize somebody?

Well, since it's a magical ceremony that doesn't mean anything, then sure, why not?

In the name of science and reason, I unbaptize you.

No, not me. Put it back.

Oh, okay.

Control-Z, you're baptized.

Thanks.

And it's not for me, it's for my daughter.

Mom baptized her in the kitchen sink and Mandy's mom did it in a Catholic church.

Sure, Baptist versus Catholics.

Much blood was shed over that in the 1500s.

They did it without telling us.

Rude.

Anyway, Mandy's on a war path and all they were trying to do was help.

Well, you're lucky it was just a baby and not a computer.

It don't look broken.

Doesn't. And it isn't.

Ain't.

Point is, my roommate went behind my back.

Did he at least mean well? Absolutely.

He's a nice fella.

Then what's your problem?

I'll show you.

Check. Checkmate.

Computer wins.

And it's set to novice level.

I don't understand a damn thing I'm looking at.

Now, I'm not a lawyer, but you could make the

argument that my child was kidnapped twice.

I mean, you'd think Georgia would be on my side, but he wasn't even upset.

Well, you know, sometimes men can be idiots.

Lovable idiots.

Look, they cross the line.

And there is no defending that.

Thank you.

You know, sometimes grandparents just think they can do whatever they want.

And they can't. - That's right.

Great grandparents on the other hand, well, they get a free pass.

Cause they got one foot in the grave.

Take a break.

So, what am I gonna do?

I mean, I live with Mary and I'm stuck with my mother.

Well, there have to be consequences.

Maybe you could start by cutting off access to Cece for a little while.

Yeah, but then I have no babysitters.

Well, let's keep thinking.

Unless you two are volunteering.

Keep thinking.

Morning.

Morning.

What do you want?

I brought you some flowers.

You didn't have to do that.

I had to do something to apologize.

For?

For not being on your side.

That a boy.

Thank you.

Y'all got anything going on today?

Not much.

Well, I had a nap on the docket.

How do you feel about coming down to City Hall to witness me and Georgie get married?

We're getting married? - Shh.

What about your parents?

Well, you're the one that said there had to be consequences.

So, we're really not gonna invite our folks?

Is that okay?

I guess the only person I need there is you.

Oh, a spite wedding.

I had one of those.

Shut up. Let me get my purse.

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