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Well, darling,
I'm off for my walk.
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Oh, Dad,
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you know what? You might
wanna call Holly and cancel.
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The weatherman said there's
a big snowstorm coming.
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They always do. That's how
they get their bonus money.
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I don't think that-
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Never mind.
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What's different
about this room?
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Uh, everything.
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We remodeled,
remember?
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That's right.
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You've turned
your office into a palace.
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Meanwhile,
down in the basement,
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I can't even get
a 40-watt bulb
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to see the rats
sneaking up on me.
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Well, you know what, Dad?
I am going shopping.
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I will get you
a new light bulb,
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give you
a fighting chance.
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And I'm getting myself
an iPod,
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so you can have
my CD player.
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Wonderful.
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Another one of your
obsolete hand-me-downs.
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I'll put it next to the Betamax
and my Epilady.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Were you-?
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What? She's not
that far along.
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Hello.
Hi.
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Hello.
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Ah, Roberto. I'm working.
I can't talk right now.
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What?!
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But you said that
it wouldn't be a problem.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, excuse me.
Uh-uh.
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Kind of in a hurry.
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You know, this whole
blizzard thing hit, you know.
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Okay.
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Go ahead.
I'm listening.
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Uh-huh.
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Ma'am, please? I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Just looked like you needed
a little nudge there.
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Okay, Roberto,
what about your sister?
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Uh-huh.
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Ma'am, could you please
just let me do my job?
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Okey-doke.
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Zone 1 to base.
Zone 1 to base.
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What, Heffernan?
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Yeah, this snow doesn't look
like it's stoppin'.
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What's your location?
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Not sure.
Could be on, uh...
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Casino Boulevard.
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Could be on some guy's
front lawn.
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I'm officially requesting
permission for a 317.
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Heffernan, you're not
abandoning your truck.
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Then I'm requesting
permission for a 318.
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You're not opening
your packages
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and eating
the contents either.
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Look, you know the deal.
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We can't shut it down
till FedEx shuts it down,
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and those showboaters are
still out there deliverin'.
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Yes, sir.
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Honey?
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Hey, uh, package
for Philip Matsumoto.
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All right.
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Wow, I didn't expect
to see you out today.
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My mailman
didn't even show up.
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Oh, yeah, that "Neither rain
nor sleet" stuff, it's all talk.
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Just need you
to sign right there.
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Honey,
my jerky came!
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Oh, my God,
you must be freezing.
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Please come in.
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Oh, this is my wife,
Miyoshi.
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Hi. Doug.
That's all right.
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I'm gonna probably
head back out there.
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Not until you warm up.
I make you hot chocolate.
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Oh, we're not supposed to.
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With marshmallows?
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You got marshmallows?
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Oh, my God.
Is that high-def?
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Oh, yeah.
It's great.
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It is incredible.
Come on. Sit down.
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I never realized
Bob Barker's eyes were so blue.
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Heffernan?
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Oh, thank you.
Yeah?
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FedEx just shut down,
so you can bring it in.
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Uh, you know what, sir?
I think I'm gonna stick it out.
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Don't be a hero, Heffernan.
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Not being a hero, sir,
just an I.P.S. driver.
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You know what goes good
with hot chocolate?
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Beef jerky.
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So, Arthur, are you almost done
with that Cosmo quiz?
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According to this, my "appetite
for sexual adventure
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is damaging my reputation
in the workplace. "
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Oh, well, um...
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Anyway, I'm sorry we had
to cut our walk short today,
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but your shoes are dry
and you finished your cocoa,
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so I bet you're pretty
anxious to, you know,
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get on home, heh-heh.
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Not at all.
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I love this place.
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You've really carved yourself
out a piece of heaven.
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Well, actually, Arthur,
I have a date coming over,
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so I kinda need
the place to myself.
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It- It's our third date,
so it's time for me to...
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you know...
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start earnin'
those spaghetti dinners.
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But, uh,
how will I get home?
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It's a blizzard
out there.
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Oh, I- I don't-
It's not so bad.
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Plus, you're a member
of the Polar Bear Club, right?
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That was just to meet girls.
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And now for any of you idiots
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foolish enough to be
out there on the roads today,
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here's Foreigner
with "Cold as Ice. "
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Well, this idiot just scored
herself a free iPod, so bye-bye.
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Okay, skidding. Turn into it.
Turn into it.
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Or is it out?
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Crap!
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Aw, poor Brad and Jen.
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Oh! Father McDaniel.
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Hey, what's a girl gotta do
to get a Bible around here?
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Carrie, I must say,
I'm quite impressed
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you'd brave
this horrendous weather
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to come out and worship.
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Uh, my car got stuck outside.
I'm waiting for AAA.
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So I see
you've been shopping.
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Yes, yes, I went shopping.
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Doug says that's my religion.
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But it isn't.
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Ooh. Is that one
of those iPods?
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Um... yeah.
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Oh, I hear
they're fantastic.
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You know, the bishop gave
these away for Christmas,
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but it was only for
monsignor level and above.
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The rest of us got stuck
with waffle irons. Heh.
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Ouch!
Yeah.
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Would you mind if I asked you
how much you paid for that?
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How much did I pay for it?
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Um...
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5-9-2...
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Tax...
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Come on. What are we talkin'?
Three bills?
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You know what it is? I'm just
in a spiritual place right now.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I don't like to talk
about materialistic things,
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especially when I could
have used that money to...
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help the poor or whatnot.
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But, Carrie,
you are helping.
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I mean, that iPod
represents jobs
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for the people
who made it
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and for the people
who sell it.
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Now their families can
have food on their table
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and decent shelter...
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and hope...
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all because you paid
for that iPod.
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And God knows that.
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Oh, yeah.
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How do you like
the massage chair?
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Oh.
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Love it.
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And it ain't shy.
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I'll tell you
that much.
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All I have is cake.
Is-? Is that all right?
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She's adorable.
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Oh, honey,
my sister just called.
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With a baby on the way,
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it's not going to work out
with my father.
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Well, where's
he's gonna live?
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I told him
he could live with us!
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Hey, that's my wallet!
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Sure.
That sounds fine.
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Thank you, honey.
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We need to talk.
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You were totally flirting
with me.
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I saw you staring.
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No, no, no.
You know what?
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I had my back turned
to you.
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And I didn't hate that.
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Yeah.
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What is it?
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The old man's starin'
at us again.
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Ah, get over yourself.
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Arthur,
what are you doing?
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I'm bored.
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Well, didn't you like
the video I gave you?
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Big Momma's House?
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I liked it better
the first time
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when it was called
12 Angry Men.
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Listen, Arthur, the only reason
why I let you stay
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is because you promised me
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that I wouldn't even
know you were here.
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Well, we both knew that
was going to be impossible.
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Arthur,
I really like this guy.
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I mean,
he's nice, and...
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I'm pretty sure
he's not married.
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Well, after thumbing
through your diary,
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I realize how desperate
you are to find a man.
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So I'll be quiet
as a church mouse.
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Thank you.
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Sorry about the interruption.
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It should be fine now.
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Mm. You know what
I was thinkin'?
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Snow lets up, I'll get us some
take-out from Fratelli's, huh?
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Ooh, yum!
Huh? Yeah?
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Big mistake!
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00:10:16,732 --> 00:10:18,632
Arthur!
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Last week I found a tooth
in my antipasto.
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Well, just be quiet 'cause we're
ordering from there anyway.
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Then put me down
for a chicken parm.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Hey, Mag. Remember last week
when I watched Sasha for you?
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Yeah.
Well, thanks.
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May I help you, ma'am?
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Uh, yes, I was in here
a couple of hours ago
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and I bought
a bunch of stuff,
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and it turns out that
I wasn't charged for this.
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So I would like to pay
for it now.
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Oh, really?
Do you have a receipt?
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Yes, I do, and I tried
to tell your cashier
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that it didn't beep,
but, you know.
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Oh, so you knew
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that it wasn't paid for
before you left the store.
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I see.
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Hm.
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You see what?
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Some people might
consider that shoplifting.
227
00:11:11,286 --> 00:11:13,287
You know what,
I gotta tell ya, um...
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I'm hearin' "thief" when
I should be hearin' "thank ya. "
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Okay?
And another thing,
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none of this woulda happened
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if your employee of the month
over there
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wasn't yappin'
on the phone
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when she shoulda
been checking me out.
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Carmen, please report
to the service counter!
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Yeah?
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This woman says you neglected to
charge her for this merchandise
237
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because you were taking
a personal call.
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I don't know what
she's talkin' about.
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I wasn't on no phone.
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Oh, really? Then how do
I know about Roberto?
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Yeah, right.
242
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Okay, I was just trying
to get somebody
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to pick up my daughters
from school
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so that they don't have
to wait out in the snow.
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Well, I'm sorry, Carmen,
246
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but this is just
one screwup too many.
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I'm gonna have to let you go. What?
248
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Clear out your register
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and see Sandy
for your last paycheck.
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What? No, no, no.
251
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No, no, no. I didn't want
to get you fir- Uh-
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Oh. I am so sorry.
253
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I didn't mean
to get you fired.
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Oh, you didn't mean it?
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00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:10,511
So when my babies are crying
because their mama lost her job
256
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,212
and there's no dinner
on the table,
257
00:12:12,213 --> 00:12:15,115
I'll just say it's okay
because the lady didn't mean it.
258
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,043
So I made things
even worse.
259
00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:27,111
Hm.
260
00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,113
And I think I might
have lost a toe.
261
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,583
Well, it's certainly unfortunate
262
00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:34,719
that a young mother
is now without a job,
263
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,121
but you were trying
to do the right thing,
264
00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:38,489
and in that case,
265
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,291
your conscience
should be clear.
266
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,909
Oh, thank you, Father. Heh.
267
00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:44,010
Huh.
268
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,831
"Huh," what?
269
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:49,800
Well, there is the advice
about goin' the extra mile
270
00:12:49,801 --> 00:12:51,936
that we receive
from the Beatitudes:
271
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:57,341
"And whoever shall compel thee
to go one mile, go with him two,
272
00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:58,643
and whoever-"
273
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,494
I get it. I got it.
274
00:13:11,006 --> 00:13:12,840
He'll steal change
off your dresser.
275
00:13:12,841 --> 00:13:15,275
He'll hoard things like
tin foil and rubber bands
276
00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:19,046
and lids from old jars
and... jars.
277
00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,648
And he'll eat
some of his dinner,
278
00:13:20,649 --> 00:13:22,416
and then save some
in his teeth for later,
279
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:24,552
sometimes weeks later.
280
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,420
And the smell of old man
281
00:13:26,421 --> 00:13:29,189
will be in your house,
your clothes,
282
00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:32,343
your hair, forever!
283
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,144
But in Japanese culture,
284
00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:36,130
we are supposed
to revere our elders.
285
00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:39,066
Look, I love your food.
I love your TVs,
286
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:42,503
but on this one,
you guys couldn't be wronger.
287
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:48,208
Honey, I just called my dad.
He's so excited!
288
00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:50,728
That's-
That's great, honey.
289
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,530
Oh, one little thing:
290
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,966
I think we should put him
in the room upstairs.
291
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:57,601
Well, my game stuff
is upstairs.
292
00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:59,403
Can't he stay in the room
off the kitchen?
293
00:13:59,404 --> 00:14:00,504
It's too small!
294
00:14:00,505 --> 00:14:02,573
You put all your junk
in the garage.
295
00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:09,479
I'll be back.
296
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,114
I'll be right here
if you need me.
297
00:14:15,703 --> 00:14:19,307
Mr. Pickles loves
to make new friends.
298
00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:21,776
You know, if you're going
to advertise a tea party,
299
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,928
you might wanna serve tea.
300
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:27,014
It's imaginary tea, silly.
301
00:14:27,015 --> 00:14:29,617
Yes. Clearly,
I'm the silly one.
302
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,588
So...
303
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:37,057
is your daddy
still in the picture,
304
00:14:37,058 --> 00:14:38,925
or is it a 2-mommy deal?
305
00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:41,395
'Cause that's the vibe
I'm gettin'.
306
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,208
Oh, good. I'm so glad
you're here.
307
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:55,742
Yeah. We forgot
to exchange numbers
308
00:14:55,743 --> 00:14:58,012
so we could get together
for lunch.
309
00:14:58,013 --> 00:14:59,413
No, no. Listen,
listen, listen.
310
00:14:59,414 --> 00:15:01,182
I'm gonna talk
to your boss,
311
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,816
and if she doesn't
take you back, then...
312
00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:04,418
I work for a big
real-estate company,
313
00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:06,354
and they're always
looking for people.
314
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:07,605
Are you serious?
315
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,307
Yeah. I wanna make
this right.
316
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,908
What happened?
317
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,342
I got fired,
but this lady says
318
00:15:12,343 --> 00:15:15,012
that she can get me a job
at a real-estate company.
319
00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,530
This is my husband.
320
00:15:16,531 --> 00:15:18,282
Ah, the famous Roberto.
321
00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:21,451
Roberto?!
322
00:15:21,452 --> 00:15:23,154
How does she know
about Roberto?!
323
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,789
Oh, my God.
324
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,273
I needed somebody
to pick up the girls.
325
00:15:26,274 --> 00:15:28,075
I told you, I don't
want you talkin' to him.
326
00:15:28,076 --> 00:15:29,410
So what am I supposed
to do?
327
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:31,162
You're never around!
328
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,347
Is the baby Roberto's?
Just tell me.
329
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:36,417
I don't know!
330
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,502
Well, when I find Roberto,
331
00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:41,154
we'll see how he likes talkin'
to a baseball bat.
332
00:15:45,426 --> 00:15:47,260
Hector!
333
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:01,776
Doug. Doug, please.
334
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:03,010
Tell my wife
what happened
335
00:16:03,011 --> 00:16:04,845
when you let
your father-in-law move in.
336
00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:11,702
Ah. I truly believe
I was sent here for a reason.
337
00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:13,137
So you put him
up to this!
338
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,873
This isn't any
of your business!
339
00:16:19,661 --> 00:16:21,895
Miyoshi, come on.
340
00:16:25,032 --> 00:16:26,867
Look, I understand
you're upset,
341
00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:29,603
I'm just sayin', I think
there are other alternatives.
342
00:16:29,604 --> 00:16:31,722
Like what?
Putting him on the street?
343
00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:32,923
No.
Nobody's saying "street. "
344
00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:34,558
I mean
there are facilities.
345
00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:37,278
He's my father.
346
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:39,864
Trust me, Miyoshi. I know
a little something about this.
347
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,483
Oh, you know? All you know
is how to eat cake.
348
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,235
Oh, see, here come
the fat jokes,
349
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,703
right on schedule.
350
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,603
Well, it's true.
351
00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:47,938
Oh, you know what?
352
00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:50,908
Maybe I go to eat food
because it makes me feel good.
353
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,109
God forbid
I get that from you.
354
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,329
I'm just gonna wait
in my truck.
355
00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:04,554
You know
what's funny?
356
00:17:04,555 --> 00:17:07,057
They put Parmesan cheese
in a little packet.
357
00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:09,126
Red pepper
in a little packet.
358
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,327
And when you think
about it,
359
00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:13,396
ravioli's just like meat
in a little packet.
360
00:17:13,915 --> 00:17:15,799
You know?
361
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,568
Hello?
362
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:18,352
Oh.
363
00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:20,120
Did you hear
what I just said?
364
00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:21,388
N- Yeah, yeah.
365
00:17:21,389 --> 00:17:23,290
I- I'm sorry.
366
00:17:24,226 --> 00:17:25,960
No.
367
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,029
I was talkin'
about the food.
368
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,764
Oh. Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
369
00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:33,167
I'm just feeling kind of badly
about kicking Arthur out.
370
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,801
I mean
he's really very sweet.
371
00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:36,136
He flipped us off.
372
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:37,837
Yeah,
373
00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,906
but the only reason
he kept that finger up so long
374
00:17:39,907 --> 00:17:41,375
is because
of the arthritis.
375
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:43,410
Holly!
376
00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:44,411
One second.
377
00:17:47,182 --> 00:17:48,015
Here.
378
00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:53,103
Death is a natural part
of life,
379
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:55,973
and your daughter had
a right to know that!
380
00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:01,896
So who's up
for some Jenga?
381
00:18:01,897 --> 00:18:04,482
All right, that's it.
This whole night is ridiculous.
382
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,200
We can work
something out, Owen.
383
00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:07,400
No. This is how
it's gonna be:
384
00:18:07,401 --> 00:18:09,403
Either he's goin',
or I'm goin'.
385
00:18:09,404 --> 00:18:10,337
Oh, really.
386
00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:13,157
Well, let me
tell you something, Omar.
387
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:16,127
Do you really think she's gonna
choose some washed-up pretty boy
388
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:20,030
over someone who's been
her friend, her mentor, her-
389
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:35,328
Who eats rice cakes
in a church?
390
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,165
Oh! Back again?
391
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,518
Carrie, I'm gonna have
to start charging you rent.
392
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,269
Oh, that's funny.
393
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:43,370
You should be a comedian
394
00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:46,306
because the priest thing,
not workin' out for ya.
395
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,493
Uh, Carrie,
I'm sensing-
396
00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:51,078
Yeah, bup-bup-bup-bup!
397
00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:52,163
Okay, so far,
398
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,831
your little quotes
and your advice
399
00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:56,566
has lost a woman her job,
400
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,602
a man named Roberto
may be dead,
401
00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:02,423
and I will never, ever,
ever enjoy this iPod.
402
00:19:02,424 --> 00:19:04,557
So, what are you gonna do
with it?
403
00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:11,298
I'm just saying that iPod
404
00:19:11,299 --> 00:19:13,233
seems to be the root
of all your problems.
405
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,302
In fact, I believe
St. Augustine-
406
00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:16,720
Oh, just take it!
407
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,523
Bless you.
408
00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:21,692
I'm just gonna sit here
and wait for AAA.
409
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,610
Ooh, yeah, about that. Um...
410
00:19:23,611 --> 00:19:26,447
I got a wedding scheduled,
gotta start setting up,
411
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,631
so...
412
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:49,119
So I sent this poor
old man out into a blizzard
413
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,955
all because
I was blinded by-
414
00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:54,358
By carnal lust.
415
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,893
What should I do
as my penance?
416
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,197
Father?
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