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I'll be right back.
Yeah.
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So?
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What?
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Hello?
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My highlights?
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What do you think, huh?
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What are you
hoping for here?
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Hey, you did it.
They look great.
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All right, boys,
say hello to a winner.
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He won hoop tickets.
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Hey. Can I tell
my own story, please?
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Oh, man. These are great seats
too. How'd you get 'em?
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I just happened to know
the phrase that pays:
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"Buzz 97 rocks my world. "
Heh-heh!
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I mean, it doesn't,
but I wanted the tickets.
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Their morning zoo
is hilarious.
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Yesterday,
Spanky and The Worm
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crank-called
this old couple,
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and told them
their dog had died.
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Oh, classic The Worm.
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Uh, thanks, man, but I'm already
going to the game with somebody.
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What? With who?
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This guy just moved into my
building. He asked me to go.
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Tell this guy you just met
you're going with your friends.
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I can't do that, man.
I said yes to him already.
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Jeez, I don't wanna make things
awkward for you
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when you borrow
a cup of sugar.
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Come on, man, no reason to get
all weird about it.
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I'm not getting weird.
I'm not weird at all.
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This is probably the least weird
I've ever been.
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I gotta say,
you're acting a little weird.
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Hey, Barry Manilow,
shut up.
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Yes, that's who you look like.
It's been driving me crazy.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Imagine running
into you, like-
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How crazy is that?
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Uh... well, we both live
two blocks from here,
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so I wouldn't call Ripley's.
You know?
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Yeah, yeah. So this is where
you get your nails done, huh?
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Yeah. Where do you go?
Oh, I don't.
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I'm a bit of a biter.
For the special occasion,
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I learned a lesson there.
Never chop celery angry.
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Nails are pretty gross, huh?
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Yeah, listen, if you want,
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I can get you in
with my girl Sue.
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She could fix those right up,
and I gotta be honest,
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it's a little rough
to look at.
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That would be great. Thanks. Yeah.
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No problem.
Oh, Connie, hi.
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Uh, I just need a manicure,
a polish change on my toes,
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and if Sue could fit my friend
Holly in, that'd be great.
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Sorry, she can't
take you anymore.
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What?
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Not take you anymore.
You're not on list.
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What list?
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Excuse me.
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Pretty Nails.
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Uh, Sue?
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Hi, Carrie.
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Listen, I think Connie's been
sniffing
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the polish remover.
Ha!
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She said you can't take me
anymore
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'cause I'm not
on some list?
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Yes, I've been
cutting back on my hours
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because I just found out
that I'm pregnant.
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You're gonna have a baby?
That's great.
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And I'm not
on the list because...
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Oh, it's nothing personal.
It's just that
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I have so many wonderful
clients,
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and I had to choose just by
who's
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been coming to me the longest.
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Right.
Here's the thing, Sue.
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Nobody does my nails
like you do.
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So why don't
we just take the list,
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a little Wite-Out,
do the thing,
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and I've been coming here
for 30 years?
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Look, I promise
if anything opens up,
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you'll be
the first one I call.
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Okay, all right.
Well, thanks.
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Oh, and you have
a very talented mama.
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Sorry, Hol,
we're out of luck.
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Hey, Sue can
take you anytime,
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but don't tell that one.
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Ooh, a lot of celebrities
here tonight.
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Oh, Spike Lee.
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Huh.
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Likes
his cotton candy.
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Do you mind if I sat there
so I can be with my friends?
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You- You sold me
this seat. F- F-8.
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I know. I had four tickets,
I just gave you one randomly.
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I didn't think it'd make
a difference. I'm F-8.
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Well, that's agreed upon.
It's just-
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Maybe if I give you
my ticket,
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you'll be F-9
and I'll be F-8.
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I'm F-8.
And backing off.
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Oh, hey, there's Deac.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. That must
be his friend James.
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He's black.
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Hey, hey,
let me take a look.
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Hey, you're just
getting over pinkeye.
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Yeah? Who do you think
gave it to me?
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Who said you could
use my towel?
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Would you guys
just shut up?
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You're giving me
and F-8 a headache.
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How's it going,
amigo?
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Yeah.
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You realize your face
is burnt off?
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It's a chemical peel,
all right?
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I realized if, uh, I'm gonna
have killer hair,
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I might as well have a killer
face to go along with it.
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Mission accomplished.
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Anyway,
Deac left a message.
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He's, uh, helping
his grandmother move today,
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so he's not coming.
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Really?
We just saw him-
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Danny.
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W- what's-?
What's going on?
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Well,
he may have told you
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he was helping
his "grandmother move,"
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but we were driving
by the Cineplex earlier,
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and we saw him
standing in line
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with you-know-who.
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I- I don't believe this.
He's been blowing us off
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all week for this guy.
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Don't get angry at him.
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If you think about it,
it makes perfect sense.
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What?
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Well, this James guy
might
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satisfy
certain, uh, needs
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that we can't.
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Like what?
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His needs, his urges
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to be around other people
who are...
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black.
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Look, I've been friends
with Deac for 10 years.
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He never said anything
about having black needs.
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It's not something
you talk about.
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I don't talk about my need
to be around other Albanians.
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You're Albanian?
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Yes, and I have a lot
of Albanian friends,
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and that's nothing you need
to be threatened by, okay?
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Which is Albanian for:
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"You are my brother,
whatever your creed. "
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Wow.
How do your people say,
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shut mouth now?
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Okay, I'm trying to help you
understand him.
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I understand fine,
all right?
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I'm Deacon's best friend,
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and he doesn't
have any urges
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that I can't take care of.
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Yeah, I said it.
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What's going on,
my brother?
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Hey, Doug.
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Did you happen to catch
that special last night
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they had on, uh,
Malcolm X?
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Nope.
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Powerful stuff, man.
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Powerful stuff.
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Damn. I got three deliveries
in Jersey today.
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They were comparing him
to Martin Luther King,
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another great
civil rights leader.
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Turns out
the two of them
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had some pretty
different ideas.
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So I've heard.
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One was very non-violent,
that would be your Dr. King,
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a great man
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who gave us
a great day off.
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What's going on?
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I'm just talking
a little black history.
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You don't even know
white history.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is that only a topic you can
discuss
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with your new friend
James?
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What?
Yeah, yeah.
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I know what
you did yesterday.
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L- let me ask, did you really
help your grandmother move,
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or did you and James
go to the movies?!
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Actually, both.
He helped move my grandma,
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and then we caught a movie.
What's the big deal?
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W- why didn't you
ask me to help you?
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I did ask you last week.
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You said
it wasn't your "thang. "
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Do you get black urges?
Do you-?
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I gotta go to Jersey.
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Most definitely.
Most definitely.
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And tell me this,
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why is there
a liquor store
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on every corner
in our neighborhoods?
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Oh, yes.
Yes, my brother.
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That is how the white man
keeps us under his boot.
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Oh, most definitely.
That's right.
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Yeah, you know what
the white man
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should be giving you?
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Some reparations.
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And then
the Lord said,
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"Fish don't fry
in the kitchen. "
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Say it loud.
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He said, "Beans don't burn
on the grill. "
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No, preacher, they don't.
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It took a whole lot
of trying... Oh, yes.
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just to get up
that hill.
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Who let this man
in here?
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Have mercy.
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You don't
belong in here.
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You don't
belong in here.
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You don't
belong here.
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Let it go, Doug.
You're white.
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And that's cool,
man.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Hey, Carrie, I-
I didn't know you were home.
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Yeah, well, I may never
leave the house again.
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I was just dropping off
your dad's bill.
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All right. I'll give you the
cash right now.
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No, no, you can just mail me
a check.
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I don't feel comfortable
carrying around all that cash.
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It's $15, Hol.
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Roll the dice.
Heh.
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Just grab it out of my purse.
My nails are wet.
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Oh, sure, yeah.
Thanks.
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Um...
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What are you doing?
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Um, I'm trying not
to be so dependent
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on my fingers.
Ha-ha!
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Did you just
get a manicure?
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Gosh, did I? Um...
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Oh, let me see.
They look gorgeous.
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Wow. Why are
your hands shaking?
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I ran out of beer
this morning.
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Oh, my God.
Did Sue do these?
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I told her not to.
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How'd you get in with her?
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How'd you get on the list?
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There is no list, Carrie.
What?
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She just made that up so she
wouldn't have to do your nails.
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Why?
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Well, she- She says
you're too demanding.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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I'm too demanding.
Right.
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You think I'm
too demanding? Do you?
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No?
Oh, yes, you do.
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What else did she say?
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Well, sh-she said often,
you know, that you're-
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You're late,
and that you, um,
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tend to
steal the magazines.
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Oh, okay.
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Like I need this week's issue
of Korean People.
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Yeah. All right.
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Maybe I'll just take
my money and go.
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You know what?
I'll send you the check.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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I had a dream.
255
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,368
Okay, look, enough
with the black stuff, man.
256
00:12:34,369 --> 00:12:35,653
No, no, really.
257
00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,553
Look, James is coming by.
258
00:12:36,554 --> 00:12:38,189
Just try and keep it together.
259
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,074
At first I was upset because you
were hanging out
260
00:12:40,075 --> 00:12:41,993
with James all the time.
All right, listen,
261
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,427
I know I haven't been
around much,
262
00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:45,296
but me and James
got a lot in common-
263
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:46,998
No, it's okay.
That's what I'm saying.
264
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,115
Look,
I get it now.
265
00:12:48,116 --> 00:12:50,234
I've been acting
like an idiot, and...
266
00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:51,886
I'm sorry.
267
00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:54,038
All right.
Then we're cool.
268
00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:56,857
Hey, Deac.
You ready?
269
00:12:56,858 --> 00:12:58,992
Yeah. Oh, and by the way,
this is my friend Doug.
270
00:12:58,993 --> 00:13:00,728
Uh, James Robinson.
271
00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:02,463
Hey, good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
272
00:13:02,464 --> 00:13:03,881
I'll be back in a couple
of seconds.
273
00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:05,365
I gotta drop off
my route sheet.
274
00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:06,533
All right.
275
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,614
S- so, how do you like delivering
for Sparkletts?
276
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:20,648
It's good. I can't complain.
277
00:13:20,649 --> 00:13:22,516
I deliver to three different
pizza places,
278
00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:24,318
and I like my cheese.
279
00:13:25,603 --> 00:13:27,137
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
280
00:13:27,138 --> 00:13:30,174
So, you, uh- You guys going out
to a jazz club tonight?
281
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,125
Jazz? Jazz blows.
282
00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:33,594
Yeah, I'm more
into classic rock.
283
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,262
You know,
Aerosmith, Van Halen.
284
00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,331
I'm kind of on
an Eddie Money kick right now.
285
00:13:37,899 --> 00:13:39,583
I love Eddie Money.
286
00:13:41,136 --> 00:13:42,636
Anyway, we're heading up
to Regan's.
287
00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:44,504
They've got a wing eating
contest tonight.
288
00:13:44,505 --> 00:13:46,456
Somebody broke
my record, so...
289
00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:48,008
Gotta win my belt back.
290
00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:49,476
I'm gonna hit the restroom.
291
00:13:49,477 --> 00:13:51,745
I gotta change
into my eating clothes.
292
00:13:53,148 --> 00:13:55,116
I have eating clothes.
293
00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:57,684
Wh-what's going on?
What are you talking about?
294
00:13:57,685 --> 00:13:59,453
James remind you
of anybody?
295
00:13:59,454 --> 00:14:00,854
I don't know. Uh...
296
00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:02,523
Kirby Puckett?
297
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,858
Let me give you a few
clues, okay?
298
00:14:04,859 --> 00:14:06,893
He's a driver
who likes his cheese,
299
00:14:06,894 --> 00:14:09,863
hates jazz, and is a former
wing eating champion.
300
00:14:09,864 --> 00:14:12,866
You went out and got yourself
a black Doug.
301
00:14:13,551 --> 00:14:14,886
What?
302
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,470
I had no problem
when you were out there
303
00:14:16,471 --> 00:14:18,105
taking care
of your black needs,
304
00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:21,142
but this guy isn't giving you
anything that I can't.
305
00:14:21,143 --> 00:14:23,210
Oh, I see.
So if me and James
306
00:14:23,211 --> 00:14:25,346
were out drinking Cristal
and break dancing,
307
00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:26,931
you'd be okay with that.
308
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,649
Absolutely.
309
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,699
I am so sorry.
310
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,302
From now on, I'll
run my friends by you
311
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,886
to make sure they're black
enough.
312
00:14:32,887 --> 00:14:34,872
Hey, I was just trying
to have a heart-to-heart.
313
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,074
You're the one
who made it ugly.
314
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:40,327
Fine. I'll go to the Foxy Brown
film festival by myself.
315
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,551
Please, we don't want
no trouble.
316
00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:49,487
No, no. No trouble.
317
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,455
Hey, Sue.
Oh, hi, Carrie.
318
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:54,008
No cancellations yet,
but I'll call you.
319
00:14:54,009 --> 00:14:56,344
Listen, you can cut the act.
I already talked to Holly.
320
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:57,928
Oh.
Yeah. The thing is,
321
00:14:57,929 --> 00:15:00,081
I've been doing a lot
of thinking, and you're right.
322
00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:03,617
I can be too demanding,
inconsiderate, and rude. Ha!
323
00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:05,752
The bottom line is,
324
00:15:05,753 --> 00:15:07,471
um, I can be somewhat
of a, um-
325
00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:09,273
What's your people's
word for "bitch"?
326
00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:12,009
Around here,
we say "Carrie. "
327
00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,045
That's a good one.
Ouch.
328
00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,414
Anyway, from now on,
329
00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:19,183
I will just come in,
pick my color,
330
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,786
read my People
and keep my yap shut. Ha!
331
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,821
Oh, and here, I got you a bunch
of rattles and crap
332
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,155
for your
new bundle of joy.
333
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:26,323
Oh, how sweet.
334
00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:28,909
Yeah. So I'm back in?
No.
335
00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:31,228
What do you mean, "no"?
I just apologized.
336
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:33,297
I brought you a beautiful gift
for the baby.
337
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:36,650
Yeah, about me
being pregnant...
338
00:15:36,651 --> 00:15:39,436
I-
You made up a baby?
339
00:15:40,071 --> 00:15:41,839
You're very difficult.
340
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,975
Oh. Okay, Sue, you know what?
That's fine.
341
00:15:44,976 --> 00:15:48,596
There are 10 other nail salons
on this block alone,
342
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:50,330
salons that would be
happy to have me, okay?
343
00:15:50,331 --> 00:15:52,800
So sayonara to you
and your fake baby and...
344
00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:04,377
May?
345
00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:09,650
Carrie Heffernan.
346
00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:12,285
Hi.
347
00:16:12,286 --> 00:16:14,822
Do you have someone available?
I just need a manicure.
348
00:16:14,823 --> 00:16:16,990
Name?
Carrie Heffernan.
349
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,309
No. We can't take you.
350
00:16:20,395 --> 00:16:22,596
What?
Can't take you.
351
00:16:22,597 --> 00:16:23,931
Okay.
352
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,702
Hey, what-?
What are you doing here?
353
00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:36,353
Signed up
for the contest.
354
00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:37,388
What?
355
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,922
Pretty sure
it's open to anybody.
356
00:17:38,923 --> 00:17:40,424
Uh, I didn't
see any signs that said:
357
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,910
"No white Dougs allowed. "
358
00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:46,714
All right, gentlemen,
to your wings.
359
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:49,600
You'll have 12 minutes to eat
as many wings as you can,
360
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,386
and per Competitive Eating
Association rules,
361
00:17:52,387 --> 00:17:53,921
throw up,
you're thrown out.
362
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,558
On your mark...
363
00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:58,642
get set...
364
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,228
eat!
365
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,918
Yeah. Come on.
366
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:14,441
Yeah!
367
00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:32,059
Down goes Robinson.
It's over.
368
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,794
The winner,
Doug Heffernan.
369
00:18:33,795 --> 00:18:35,629
Yeah!
370
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,765
Woo-ooh!
371
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,618
All right, why don't you, uh,
say goodbye to James,
372
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:43,270
and you and me
will get out of here?
373
00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:45,256
What?
I won. I beat him.
374
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,574
You're back with me now.
375
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:49,326
I'm not going with you.
376
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:50,143
What?
377
00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:51,945
What, you think
I pick my friends
378
00:18:51,946 --> 00:18:53,981
by who eats
the most chicken wings?
379
00:18:53,982 --> 00:18:55,616
Heh!
That's silly. Heh-heh!
380
00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:57,684
Look, I- I don't know how
you pick your friends,
381
00:18:57,685 --> 00:19:00,421
but all I'm saying is I just ate
200 chicken wings for you.
382
00:19:00,422 --> 00:19:02,339
Yeah, and I don't think you
would do that for me,
383
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,792
and I gotta tell you,
that hurts, you know?
384
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,260
Doug, come on.
I don't understand
385
00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:07,628
why you're getting all crazy.
386
00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:09,513
Because we're supposed
to be best friends.
387
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:12,282
We are.
That hasn't changed.
388
00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:14,385
You just gotta learn
how to chill out a little.
389
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,408
I like your belt.
390
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,828
Actually,
it's a replica.
391
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:26,663
They keep the real one
in Cleveland.
392
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,517
So, you, uh...
393
00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:31,952
going out with James
now, or...
394
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,022
'Cause I was thinking about
grabbing some dessert.
395
00:19:35,023 --> 00:19:36,756
Dessert?
396
00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:38,876
You just ate 10 pounds
of chicken wings.
397
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:39,743
Yeah.
398
00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:42,079
I need a little
something sweet.
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