Original subtitles

[whirring intensifies]

It'll only work if they're on opposite sides of the portal.

Lunella Lafayette, I cannot let you...

You know it's the only way.

I love you, Mimi...

to the moon and back.

No!

[bleep]

[sharp inhale]

[shrieks]

[screaming]

Whoa! Oh.

[creature snarls] - [Moon Girl gasps]

- Uh... [panting] - [engine roars]

Girl, almost didn't recognize you--

Beyonder, I need help. Get me out of here!

You're right. An inter-dimensional highway

is no place for a human like you!

I advise you to... What do you humans say?

- Hold on to your wings! - [tires screech]

[Moon Girl screams]

[bell dings]

[Moon Girl groans]

And we're here.

Ugh... Thank goodness. What the...

[snap]

What is this place?

Right? My go-to intergalactic vacay spot

looks way different than I remember.

Oh, Beyonder, I jumped into an intergalactic portal

to save my family and friends after finding out

my grandmother was a secret scientist

and then got my lab blown up!

So, right about now,

I am not the one.

Now zap me back home.

And I mean for real, this time.

Ugh, fine.

Where's your adventure, Moon Girl?

[fingers click]

Something's wrong.

[air deflates]

Ugh! Ah! Oh, no!

My powers, they don't work!

[whimpers]

[upbeat lo-fi music playing]

Come on... Come on... Come on...

No, no, no, no. I can't be stuck here forever!

Right. I wouldn't want it all to end in a dump like this.

This used to be the most glorious resort planet

of all the alternate dimensions.

There used to be beds of crystal blooms,

cascading zero-gravity waterfalls,

and a theme park with a Black Hole ride.

Ooh, that was fun.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Did you just say Black Hole?

- As in "Dead Star" Black Hole? - Yeah, why?

Oh, I got it. Beyonder.

We could use the Black Hole to get back home.

- [buzzer] - Humans can't survive

a Black Hole without powers, Moon Girl.

Because you don't need magic powers

to do the impossible, Beyonder.

When matter enters a black hole,

it's at risk of being stretched into

a thin ribbon by the hole's gravitational pull

as it approaches the singularity,

A.K.A. spaghettification.

- Told you... - But if an object travels

through a non-spinning black hole fast enough,

it can make it through the singularity virtually unaffected.

I just need to build something that will travel as fast as

the speed of light to survive the travel.

And the only thing theorized to yield

Alcubierre warp-drive is negative mass.

That's it. I'll build a ship propelled by negative mass!

To be reductive, I'm gonna build a superfast ship

to fly through the Black Hole.

Oh, well, that sounds like fun.

Except for literally every part of it.

Too bad. I'm gonna need your help getting back to the Black Hole.

And from the looks of it, you're gonna need my help getting out of here, too.

Girl, please.

I don't need anyone's help.

I am...

The Beyonder.

Oh, come on. It'll take me forever to find it on my own.

You know what that sounds like? A "you" problem.

- [scoffs] Seriously? - Have fun.

Fine. Moon Girl out.

Hmph. Me... need her? [laughing]

Beyonder. I remember you.

You turned my spaceship into a Pogo stick.

Now I got calves like an asteroid.

It's The Beyonder to you.

- That was my favorite ship. - Really?

You're going to come for me? [laughs]

All right, you asked for it.

[fingers click]

[groans] I'm gonna be double years old

- by the time I find this thing. - [Beyonder screams]

[thuds]

[Pogo stick clanks]

[coughs]

[gasps] Unhand me!

That's for all the pants I ripped through.

Oh, gah, uh...

Well, well... Looks like someone could use some help.

I'm the Beyonder, I don't need... Oh!

Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Well, good luck.

[yelps] Okay, fine.

Fine, what?

[sobbing] I'll help you. I'll help you.

[electricity crackles]

Huh? Argh!

Ha, ha!

[screams, crashes]

[rubble clatters]

Gah! You may have slipped away from me,

but I know a whole bunch of folks

who are dying to see you... Beyonder.

[rapid bleeping]

[upbeat theme plays]

[tranquil theme playing]

[Moon Girl] Okay. Lefty Loosey or Righty Tighty, Beyonder?

- Beyonder? - Oh, we've been doing

this dreadful walking for hours!

My appendages are about to fall off.

My feet are experiencing questionable growth

and I'm excreting fluid from my arm-joints.

[laughs] Well, you said you wanted to know

what being human was like,

say hello to sore legs, blisters, and sweat.

- Very funny. - Very funny, indeed, Beyonder.

You ruined my life.

And I'm here for my revenge.

- And me. - And me.

- And me. - Me too.

[grunting]

What in the multiverse did you do

to a whole gang of aliens?

♪ Who got the power? Me ♪

♪ I came to win, yeah ♪

♪ Who got the power? Me ♪

♪ I came to win, yeah ♪

♪ It's a brand-new season Had to juice it up ♪

♪ I can fly to the moon If I believe enough ♪

♪ I can never be defeated When I juice it up ♪

♪ Bad energy, I got to Leave it when I juice it up ♪

♪ Who got the power? Me ♪

♪ I came to win, yeah ♪

♪ Who got the power? Me ♪

♪ I came to win, yeah ♪

♪ I'm activated in my suit When I juice it up ♪

♪ Kick this thing in overdrive When I juice it up ♪

♪ I can run the whole world When I juice it up ♪

♪ I am not your average girl When I juice it up ♪

Kicking up and all geared up!

Not bad, MG,

not bad at all.

- [coughing] I'm tired. - You're tired?

I'm the one who's been kicking butt all day.

[coughing] And what is this terrible sensation

I feel in my mouth? It's un-wet.

That's called thirst, and too bad 'cause we're not stopping

until we get to the Black Hole, so keep it pushing.

No, I'm not showing you the rest of the way

until you get me something to remedy this horrid state.

Ugh. Fine. There. Up ahead.

[Beyonder] I remember this place.

They have the best Sloopy Slush.

Okay. Let's make this fast.

We got to get out of here before...

- [Beyonder exhales] - [heavy stomping, rumbling]

I can't wait to get my tentacles on the Beyonder.

I'm gonna squeeze his head to a pulp.

Yeah, I'm gonna make him watch me

rip off his fancy little white suit.

I may or may not have put

three extra storm spots on their planet.

[groans] You're gonna have to tiptoe

- out of the back, okay? - Tiptoe?

Just walk on the toes of your feet.

I'll show you.

[scoffs] I don't need you to show me anything.

I can certainly do this with ease.

Just hurry up, quietly.

[squeaking]

[whimpers]

[grunting]

Huh?

[grunts]

[groans]

[growling]

[stomping]

[exhaling, panting]

[squeaks]

[laughter]

[Moon Girl] If it weren't for my stealth suit,

you'd have been tippy-toe toast.

- Whatever. - Whoa.

- [water gushing] - Whoa.

Yes, this thing isn't safe enough to walk on.

- I'll fly us over. - I don't need your help.

I can tippy-toe my own way across this bridge.

- [ropes snapping] - Whoa!

[yells] Ah, help! Oh, no! Argh!

Huh... I'm coming down.

[screams]

Argh! What the--?

You are mine, Beyonder!

Devil Girl. Moon Dinosaur.

- Hey! - Devil Girl?

[gasps] No. Are you the alt version of me?

You're the alt version of me and you're going down

for destroying my science fair project.

- Really, Beyonder? - What? You're not the only

Lunella in the multiverse I like to mess with.

You're the one about to be messed with.

[growling, yelping]

Gah!

[groaning]

[Beyonder screaming]

[Beyonder yelping]

Nice move!

Uh! Go tech.

Oh! Oh!

[Devil Girl] This is hilarious.

I don't even know why you're helping him.

I mean, look at him. He's barely the Beyonder.

He can't even help himself. [laughs mockingly]

You're nothing without your little powers.

[stomping, growling]

[Moon Girl] Oh, Moon Dino!

- Hmm. Rarr! - Moony! No!

- [Moon Girl grunts] - [Moon Dino yelps]

Ugh. Moony, come back!

[matchstick clicking]

[gasps] Hey. Look at all this stuff.

Bet I can piece together some kind of ship

to fly through the Black Hole to Earth.

[Beyonder] Mm-hmm.

Oh, how do you do this every day?

- Do what? - This. That.

The seemingly impossible and without any powers?

It's like you have magic.

[giggles] Yeah, Moon Girl magic.

Yeah. Well, I don't have Moon Girl magic.

I had powers, and without them,

I can't do anything. I'm not all-knowing.

I can't tiptoe, fight, or even do my hair!

[sobbing] Oh, Devil Girl was right.

I'm useless, useless.

No, you're not useless.

You can do great things without superpowers, too.

- Like what? - Like... Like your hair.

I already tried. I can't.

Well, not with that attitude.

Just watch. I'll show you.

See.

[gasps]

Now you try.

- Like this? - Yeah. There. You got it.

- Okay. - You got it. Come on. Over.

- And then under... - Over, under...

- Through... - Over...

Yeah. There you go.

Hey, I did a thing. Oh. Doesn't look too bad, either.

See, B, you got it.

[yawning] What in the cosmos is happening?

It's just a yawn. It means you need sleep,

and after all the effort you put in today,

- you deserve it. - [sighs]

You're so right. I really-- [snoring]

[Moon Girl sighs] Don't worry.

I'll be home soon.

- [Beyonder snoring, snorting] - [machinery whirs]

[snoring]

- Ah! - Rise and shine, Moon Girl.

Wow. Look at you!

I know, right? And I even tied a rope

around your negative mass powered travel machine-ma-gig.

That knot took all morning.

Yeah, that knot is the most impressive part of the ship.

Obviously. Now, let's get moving.

- This ship won't pull itself. - Yes, sir!

[chill theme playing]

[Beyonder] Here it is. The Black Hole-er-coaster ride.

- What the-- - I know. Let's ride!

[machinery whirs]

Wow. Okay. It's working. Force of 40 quadrillion joules.

I did it!

- [clears throat] - And you helped push it here.

- Thank you. - You know,

I'm really proud of you, Beyonder.

I feel proud of me, too, and while I miss my powers,

I know I can be The Beyonder without them.

Thanks to you.

Aw...

Okay. Home, here we come!

[ship whirs]

[whooshes]

[laughter]

- [Moon Girl] Wha--? - [Beyonder screams]

[squelching]

You're not going anywhere,

Beyonder.

[upbeat electronic music plays]

[chill music plays]

All right, who's this? And what did you do to him?

That's Molecule Man, the overlord of this planet.

- I don't know why he's mad. - Oh, you don't know?

Take a look around, Beyonder.

My beautiful oasis, the gem of my multiverse,

is nothing more than a wasteland

- because of you! - Me?

I haven't been here in eons.

No. Instead, you visited a neighboring planet

for a little game of galactic golf.

- Galactic golf? - It's like your human game,

but with asteroids. So fun!

Yeah, fun until some of your little stray asteroids

pummeled my planet and destroyed everything.

Every single thing I spent a lifetime building

gone in an instant.

This place was a haven, and it was my home.

The only thing that wasn't decimated was my wand.

So I used it to block powers

from being used here ever again.

That way, if you ever came back,

you'd be completely trapped

and completely mine.

Hey, if you lift your little power blocker,

- I'll restore this planet-- - No, it's too late for that.

You wrecked my entire world. So I'm gonna wreck you!

[rocks cracking]

[both gasp]

I think we can take him.

Beyonder magic!

[roars]

Ugh!

Argh! Magic's gone, MG. We gotta go.

I'll take care of this Molecule Man.

You just get the ship back in order.

- But he's too powerful. - I got this.

Moon Girl Magic. Remember?

You will regret that.

[screams]

[ominous theme playing]

♪ You got some moves And they're nice ♪

♪ But your powers Aren't as strong as mine ♪

♪ Take your defeat ♪

♪ You won't win ♪

♪ You better run and hide ♪

♪ Your superpowers Are useless ♪

♪ And they don't mean a thing ♪

♪ Think you can battle? ♪

♪ Your strength will never Get rid of me ♪

♪ I got you shook ♪

♪ You know that you Are out of your league ♪

♪ You moving slow You need speed ♪

♪ Got too much Confidence, please! ♪

♪ I think you're rattled When I flick my wrist ♪

♪ All I gotta do is aim I don't miss ♪

♪ You can never come close To this, no ♪

♪ You can never come close To this ♪

♪ Just throw the towel in ♪

♪ You're not a challenge ♪

♪ I can beat you With my eyes closed ♪

♪ Send you home ♪

♪ You got some moves And they're nice ♪

♪ But your powers Aren't as strong as mine ♪

♪ Take your defeat ♪

♪ You won't win ♪

♪ You better run and hide ♪

♪ Think you got it all In you... ♪

He's too strong. Let's get out of here.

Running away? I'm here for it.

Er, there for it.

♪ You, oh, you better Run and hide ♪

[both shout]

[fire crackling]

Argh!

Argh!

You actually thought you could face off against me?

- [gasping] - [barricade tightening]

[yelping]

Aah!

[Moon Girl grunts]

[continues grunting]

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[grunting, struggling]

[gasping]

I don't even need this to take you out.

You don't stand a chance against the real big bads

of this multiverse.

[gasping]

And that's a lesson

you're just going to have to learn.

No. Please. No!

Huh?

- Ah. Huh? - [Beyonder clears throat]

No! How?

Oh, allow me. While Molecule Man

was busy talking up a storm,

The Beyonder, The Great Beyonder,

couldn't help but notice the wand.

So, with amazing stealth, he snuck over,

snatched the wand without a peep,

used it to get his powers back and save Moon Girl

from getting toe jammed.

I mastered the tippy-toe, baby.

Ooh, I like using a wand. It's so elegant.

Beyonder, give that back or else!

- Or else, what? - [growling]

[grunting]

Beyonder!

[squeaks]

[laughs] Now, that's priceless.

Say hello to the multiverse.

[crying]

[rapid beeping]

Now that that's taken care of.

I know I could snap us out of here,

but I'm curious to find out

if your little ship actually worked.

Let's give it a go, shall we?

Catch you on the flip side. Bye!

[child's voice] I'll get you for this! You will pay!

Whoo-hoo!

Here we go!

[whirring]

[whooshing, hissing]

Amazing! But not as amazing as me saving the day. [laughs]

Man, if I hadn't gotten there sooner

with that wand, it would have been...

[Moon Girl] Over.

It would have been all over

if it weren't for you and your powers.

I wasn't enough to save myself.

[glitching intensifies]

Suit yourself. Your exit's coming up anyway.

Argh!

[gasping]

Case?

- Mimi? D? - [spanner clanks]

- [Moon Girl] Whoa! - Thank goodness you're okay.

I am so happy to see y'all, you don't even know.

But wait. What are you still doing here?

And what are my parents doing?

They must be worried sick.

You were actually only gone two hours.

[Mimi] The worst two hours of my life!

The thought of losing you was so awful.

[speaking Spanish]

Speaking of which, are you okay?

Yeah. What'd you see?

I'm...

[soft vibrating]

[cracking]

[whirring increases]

...hungry for Ahmed's breakfast sammies, that's for sure.

Whoo! I'm starving.

[sighs] All right.

Well, welcome home, baby.

[Devil Dinosaur purrs]

[ominous theme playing]

[music swells]

[wind howling]