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Target is Doc Seismic.
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Huh?
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{\an8}We're going
to college together.
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I guess I get to keep my
superhero boyfriend after all.
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The Immortal's now in charge.
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{\an8}We are down,
Houston.
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{\an8}If a single
sequid fuses with
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{\an8}one of your people,
they will rise up as one.
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Finally, some action!
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I always wanted
to be my dad.
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What if that happens?
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It's been an honor, sir.
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I'm better.
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- I'm stronger. I'm ready.
- No, you're not.
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I'll work for you,
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just put me back out there.
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For some
of you,
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it probably seemed like
this day would never come.
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For others,
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it came far too quickly.
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Maybe you're even wondering
if you're ready for this.
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For what comes next.
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You are.
I look out at this class
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and I see hope.
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I see a bright new world
with a special place
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for each and every one of you.
You may not know yet...
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Mark's not seriously gonna miss
his own graduation, is he?
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He's just running a little late.
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This is why I quit superheroing.
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I mean, you only get to say
goodbye to high school once.
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It needs to be enjoyed.
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Appreciated. Savored.
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He'll be here. He promised.
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Look at you.
You're thieves! Rapists!
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Criminals.
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All so ignorant of your
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true crimes
against terra therma.
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What is it with you and
historical monuments? S... Uh,
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Professor Seismic, right?
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Doc Seismic.
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I never taught.
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Didn't you fall into,
like, a huge pool of lava?
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I fell into a new realm
of understanding.
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Do you know what this obscene
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phallus is constructed from?
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He asked, expecting
some idiotic answer.
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Uh...
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Granite stolen from the Earth.
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Iron ripped from her loins.
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Bricks made of the clay
she bleeds
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from humanity's
endless ruinations.
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Isn't that most buildings?
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You can keep the ones
made of wood.
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Everything else,
we're taking back.
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Ha!
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Ah!
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I made
a few new friends
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during my time underground.
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Meet my Magmanites.
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I liked you better
when you just hated presidents.
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As you find your place
in the world,
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know that it
won't always be easy.
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Sometimes, life hits you
with everything it's got.
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Huh?
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{\an8}The Earth reclaims
her stolen flesh.
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When you find yourself
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in the shadow of adversity,
do not be afraid.
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For without adversity,
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there can be no triumph.
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Without testing your limits,
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you will never know
how strong you truly are.
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You're
running out of time, kid.
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I know.
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Aah!
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See? Even your greatest heroes
are useless
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against the power of Doc...
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Nice save, Mark.
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Would've been better if you had
stopped him before he destroyed
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another one of America's
greatest treasures.
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It's not destroyed.
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I could, you know,
I could try pushing it back out
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- to, you know...
- Do not do that.
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We'll take it from here.
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As the great
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Abraham Lincoln once said,
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"Whatever you are,
be a good one."
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Did he, though?
Did he really say that?
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Doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
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So,
all I missed were the
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made-up inspirational
quotes? Cool.
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Hey there, hero. Good timing.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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Is that... sulfur?
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Oh, man, wait till
I tell you about this guy.
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He's a case
against higher education.
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Amber
Justine Bennett.
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Yeah!
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William
Francis Clockwell.
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I'd say it's been fun,
but, you know...
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high school.
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Markus
Sebastian Grayson.
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Let's go, Markus.
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Samantha
Eve Wilkins.
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Markus Sebastian?
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I thought we weren't keeping
secrets from each other anymore.
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Some secrets should never
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be revealed... Justine.
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Everyone, please rise.
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Congratulations, graduates.
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Yeah!
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Ooh, crap.
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Remember, be bold,
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be original, be...
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I don't know.
I don't feel any different.
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It's graduating high school,
not losing your virginity.
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Amber, summer plans. Go.
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Nothing but swimming pools
and sleeping late
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for two whole months.
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I mean...
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on the weekends, maybe.
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I'm at the community center
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Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Oh, and did I tell you guys
I'm volunteering
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for the Katie Giles campaign?
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That's your idea
of a summer vacation?
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Hey, Giles is the real deal.
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Do you even know
your state comptroller?
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I don't even know what a state
comptroller is, but you do you.
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I'm gonna find
the trashiest reality show
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I've never heard of
and binge every episode twice.
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Eve, please tell Amber
how to properly vay-cay.
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I'm, uh, gonna go help
finish the reconstruction,
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up in Chicago.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to make that
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weird for you or...
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No, that's... that's amazing.
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Do you ever miss punching
bad guys in the face?
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Seems cathartic.
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Right now, I'm just happy
helping people.
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Speaking of...
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God, I love having
superhero friends.
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I mean Eve, specifically.
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Mark won't even take me flying
anymore. Boo. Hiss.
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To graduation
and new beginnings.
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Mark?
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I'm on call.
Cecil might need me.
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You're always on call now.
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- That's the job.
- It's all right.
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Here.
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What's this?
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Virgin mai tai.
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Very funny.
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Cheers, guys.
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To the best summer ever.
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♪ Just another day ♪
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{\an8}♪ Lucky that you got that ♪♪
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{\an8}I'm telling you,
this Martian problem
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{\an8}isn't gonna fix itself.
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They were gonna execute us.
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We-we barely got off
that rock alive.
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Come on. They were trying
to save their planet.
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From their own slaves.
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If those sequids ever take over,
Earth is next.
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We need to strike first.
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Send up that
Invincible guy again.
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You're talking about
starting an interplanetary war.
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Hm...
Livingston?
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Uh... What-what-what?
Well, what-what makes you
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think I know anything
about Martians?
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Is that how
you say it... Martians?
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I, um, I have to visit...
the urination chamber.
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Get a grip. Get a grip.
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You are a smart Earth astronaut.
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Say, uh, everything okay, Rus?
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Fine. Everything...
everything's okay, yeah.
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Sorry, how long have you
been standing there?
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Not that it matters,
because I have nothing to hide.
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Well, I, uh, l-listen, son,
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I know things haven't
been easy since Mars.
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After what you all
went through up there,
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no one can blame you
for being a little, uh...
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Uh... not yourself.
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But it's been months,
and quite frankly, Livingston,
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this is the
U.S. Space Administration,
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not therapy.
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Oh, God. No.
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Well, I-I don't know
how else to say this...
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{\an8}Please don't kill me!
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What?
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Spare me!
I won't fail you again.
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I swear on my
three-chambered heart.
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Just please do not stab
all three of them.
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Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree.
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No one's killing anybody.
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But effective immediately,
you're taking a temporary leave
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till you can get
your head on straight.
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Holy shit.
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Um...
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Whew. There.
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Saved you some work.
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What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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You scared the piss out
of my entire crew.
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Uh, I'm just trying to help.
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How do I know that's to code?
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You know what?
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Go stuff your code up your ass.
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I live in that building.
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And if it was up to
the bureaucrats,
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we'd be sleeping in high school
gyms until Labor Day.
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- Thanks.
- Thank you.
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Mommy, does this mean
we can go home now?
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It's about time someone
cut through all the red tape
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and did something, instead
of just talking about it.
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You know how long
I've been begging the city
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to clean up that mess?
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Six years.
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Oh, but unless
you know somebody?
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Good luck.
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You know me, don't you?
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- Wow.
- That is so cool!
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Hey, Mom.
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No, no, everything's fine.
Great, actually.
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I was just thinking
about you, and... Wait.
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Is something wrong?
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- Hey, Mom.
- Morning.
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Since when do you drink coffee?
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Since I got my powers.
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Oh. I hadn't noticed.
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Mm.
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It keeps doing that.
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I told Cecil those contractors
he hired were total amateurs.
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Yeah, well, at least
he fixed our house.
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His people shot it up.
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Can we please
not do this right now?
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Sorry.
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I guess we're both
still a bit raw.
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So...
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how about we take
a little break?
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I found some crazy deals online.
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I'm-I'm thinking beach trip.
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You and me. Somewhere tropical
with a-a fancy hotel.
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Bermuda.
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- Maybe Saint Lucia.
- Seriously?
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Call it a graduation present.
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I mean,
I want to, but...
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Cecil told me the Guardians
are working out some issues,
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and I don't know if I can
take off right now.
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Well, what about
taking the time to enjoy
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your last summer being a kid?
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I'm not a kid anymore.
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Yes, I know that.
You're an adult.
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But that means
making your own choices.
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- You don't have to do everything Cecil tells you.
- Yeah, Mom,
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I kind of do.
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The last time I did this on my
own, half a city got destroyed.
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- I understand.
- No, you don't.
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Let me finish.
I understand why you think
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you have to prove yourself,
but you don't.
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You're a good person.
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No one thinks you're gonna
turn out like your father.
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Well, then why
would you even say it?
262
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,871
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
That's not what I meant.
263
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,082
Mark,
I need you.
264
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,418
- Thank God.
- What?
265
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,461
- I have to go.
- Wait, Mark. Wait.
266
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,930
I quit.
267
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:52,392
I'm done.
Fuck your training, man.
268
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,939
People try and kill me
269
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,649
every single day.
270
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,527
Look, I don't need
that shit at home.
271
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:06,239
Somebody got me
in the balls.
272
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,532
Maybe if you trained more
273
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,409
and complained less,
we could get back
274
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,245
to saving lives.
275
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,706
We just stopped him
from being that guy,
276
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,875
and now we've got you?
277
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,920
Ugh, fuck my life.
278
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,180
Kate? Is that you?
279
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,765
I've got a boo-boo
280
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,184
that could use
some dupli-kisses.
281
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,937
First of all,
282
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,731
We are not dating.
283
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,651
And second, that's inappropriate
language for the workplace.
284
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,195
So kiss your own boo-boo...
285
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,740
boo... boo...
286
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,867
Wait, I know that look.
287
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,328
Oh,
288
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,038
are you shitting me?
289
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,249
You goddamn geriatric hypocrite.
290
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,127
This is none of your business.
291
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,421
- Aw, come on!
- You and I were never a thing.
292
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,549
The Immortal and I are.
Deal with it.
293
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,842
Kate.
294
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,721
Don't do this. Please.
295
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,225
We called them heroes,
296
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,019
role models, protectors.
297
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,355
But no one ever expected to call
298
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,233
the Guardians
of the Globe victims.
299
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,944
Welcome to our first annual
commemoration
300
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,113
of the massacre
that shook the world.
301
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,449
We begin by honoring Aquarus, King of Atlantis.
302
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,284
Aquarus first won hearts
303
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,453
and minds when he
singlehandedly rescued...
304
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,122
Hi, Rus.
305
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,498
Yes, Rus.
306
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,709
I know you lost your job,
307
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,212
but the rent's been due
for months. So, you know...
308
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,817
- I do?
- ...served as a symbol for those of us
309
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,384
who feel different...
310
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,736
Just find a way
to pay your bills,
311
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,221
or I need you out
by the end of next week.
312
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,473
Next,
we honor the Guardians'
313
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,684
fallen green do-gooder:
314
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,310
Martian Man.
315
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,396
{\an8}He may have come
from the stars,
316
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,189
{\an8}but Martian Man will always be
317
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,151
{\an8}one of Earth's
greatest superheroes.
318
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,444
{\an8}While taking on bigger threats
319
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,195
{\an8}was part of his job
as a Guardian,
320
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,989
{\an8}Martian Man always
321
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:14,576
{\an8}made time to help
first responders on the scene.
322
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,327
{\an8}With his gentle nature
323
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,289
{\an8}and kind spirit,
Martian Man made Earth
324
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,874
{\an8}his home.
325
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,442
Here's the need-to-know.
326
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,217
We've had multiple
327
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,261
corroborated sightings
of Darkwing,
328
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,181
which is perturbing to me,
considering that I personally
329
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,142
ID'd what was left
of his rib cage last year.
330
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,729
Oh, uh, sorry.
331
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,398
It's okay.
332
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,567
So, observe and report?
333
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,903
That's why you're
employee of the month, kid.
334
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,907
Midnight City.
335
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,450
Been a virtual no-man's-land
336
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,453
since the Midnight Magician
cursed it back in '02.
337
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,079
So when you say "cursed,"
338
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,373
is that, like, a metaphor or...
339
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,377
What the hell?
340
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,879
I mean it's cursed.
341
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,673
Permanent midnight,
perpetual darkness.
342
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,759
Summer on the dark side
of the moon.
343
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,810
So weird.
344
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,688
Hm...
345
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,066
Let me know when
you're done playing tourist.
346
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,950
Oh, oh, God. Help. Help!
347
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,285
Please, somebody help me!
348
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,831
Ple...
349
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,667
Aah!
350
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,961
Please...
351
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,338
s-somebody help me.
352
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,468
I am helping.
353
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,557
Helping make sure scum like you
354
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,351
never hurt another
innocent person again.
355
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,821
Come on, man.
356
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,656
Darkwing was at
my 12th birthday party,
357
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,242
so I'm pretty sure
he doesn't kill people.
358
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,286
Also, pretty sure he's dead.
359
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,621
Killed by your father,
Invincible.
360
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,415
Which is why
I carry on his work.
361
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,584
I was Night Boy, his assistant.
362
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,461
Assistant?
Wait, you mean sidekick?
363
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,881
We don't use that term.
364
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:36,384
It's degrading.
365
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,220
Okay, bring him in.
He's lost it.
366
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,305
You think?
367
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,098
- You hear them, too?
- Huh?
368
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,267
The voices.
369
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:48,563
Oh, man... Hey, you're coming
with me. Okay?
370
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:52,066
I'm not going anywhere
with the son of a psychopath.
371
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,737
Hey, I'm being nice,
so watch it.
372
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,824
Huh?
373
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,206
Ow.
374
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,917
I felt that.
375
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,501
My predecessor developed
376
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,629
this exoskeleton
to help even the field
377
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,130
against those like you.
378
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,508
But that's not what you
should be worried about.
379
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,428
Hey, man, I said I felt that
punch. I didn't say it hurt.
380
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,105
Aah!
381
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:34,192
Welcome to the Shadowverse.
382
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,527
There are dark things here.
383
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,696
Hungry things.
384
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,282
Even I don't dare
to stay too long.
385
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,285
But I hope you like it,
386
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:48,706
because you are never leaving.
387
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,250
I liked the old Darkwing better.
388
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,377
I'm the hero here!
389
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,087
I'm saving the world
390
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,297
from Omni-Man's son.
391
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,718
Hey, don't call me that.
392
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,930
Let go.
393
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,099
Not until you take me back.
394
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,063
Hmm. Guess who
they'll eat first.
395
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,112
You would never.
396
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,323
Like you said,
I'm Omni-Man's son.
397
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:26,160
You have no idea
398
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,454
what I'm capable of.
399
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,294
There. Now let go of...
400
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,678
Mark?
401
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,930
We lost you for a minute.
Where were you?
402
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,890
You'll have to ask
Darkwing's sidekick.
403
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,477
When he regains consciousness.
404
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,396
Okay.
Bring him in.
405
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,940
I got to sign off.
Something just came up.
406
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,608
Anything I can do?
407
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,068
I doubt it.
408
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,572
Debbie,
what a pleasant surprise.
409
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,323
What can I do for you?
410
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,742
Mark almost missed
411
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,952
his high school graduation
because of you.
412
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,746
He only gets one of those.
413
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,748
He's barely 18, Cecil.
414
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,083
Mark came to me.
415
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,836
I'm looking out for him. I'm
easing him back into the job.
416
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:20,506
It's not a job. And he's not
your... your-your soldier.
417
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,216
You can't just order him around.
418
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,427
Well, at least
he follows orders.
419
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,139
Debbie, I didn't mean that.
420
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:29,932
That's what this is about,
isn't it?
421
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,893
That you're in control, not him.
422
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,561
That he's not like his father.
423
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:36,314
- Debbie...
- I can't believe you'd even think that
424
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,149
after everything
Mark went through.
425
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,860
And what if you decide
you can't trust him? What then?
426
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,278
That won't happen.
427
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,489
I wish I believed you.
428
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,699
Debbie...
429
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,160
I meant what I said,
about looking out for Mark.
430
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,871
No dangerous stuff
until he's ready.
431
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,916
And he calls the shots.
You have my word.
432
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,335
Sir, the Mars file
you requested.
433
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,798
D... Donald?
434
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,884
Debbie. Are you okay?
435
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,552
She was just leaving.
436
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,932
That was Donald.
437
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:18,064
Huh.
Wonder what that was about.
438
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,483
I told you, sweetie.
Everything's fine.
439
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,027
You don't sound fine, Mom.
440
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,403
Are you and dad fighting again?
441
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:27,281
- No, nothing like that.
- Well, then what?
442
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,535
Mom, it's me.
443
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:34,163
I'll put on some tea
and we can just talk, okay?
444
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,582
Things have been a little tight
lately, financially,
445
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,210
but we're fine. Really, sweetie.
446
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,562
Mom, why didn't you
say something?
447
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,712
You know I can help out.
448
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,049
Samantha.
449
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,428
- There.
- Turn it back, please,
450
00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,055
before your father gets home.
451
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,850
Why? What's going on?
452
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,310
Samantha?
453
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,020
Dad?
454
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,106
What are you doing
in a Burger Mart shirt?
455
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,859
It's called
an honest day's work.
456
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,486
But the furniture store...
you've been there for 20 years.
457
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,197
Until you people turned
the Chicago corporate office
458
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,699
into a pile of rubble.
459
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,492
Ugh, God.
Why didn't you tell me?
460
00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:13,911
Maybe you should have asked,
instead of flying off
461
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:16,289
to God knows where
doing God knows what.
462
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,749
All right, well,
I'm here now.
463
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,669
Okay? You don't have to work
some minimum wage job
464
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,839
like a teenager. I can give
you and mom whatever you want.
465
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:28,759
I've provided for this family
longer than you've been alive.
466
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,264
There. 24 karat.
467
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,825
- You can sell this and...
- Turn it back.
468
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,977
Ugh. You're being stubborn
for no reason.
469
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,022
I said change it back.
470
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,027
I have to run.
471
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,654
The Times wants to interview me
about my work in Chicago.
472
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,948
I will visit in a few days
to check in.
473
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:54,452
And make dad sell this. Bye.
474
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,831
Hi there. I'm calling
475
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:00,333
on behalf
of the Katy Giles campaign
476
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,584
to ask for your vote
477
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,711
in next month's
state comptroller election.
478
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,422
No, comptroller.
479
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:10,176
You know, overseeing budgets,
auditing state finances.
480
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,428
It's critical work and...
481
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,013
Hello? Hello?
482
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,098
I think you need a new slogan
483
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,517
that doesn't have the word
"audit" in it, or
484
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,436
"comptroller."
485
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,148
Local politics might not be as
sexy as flying around in tights,
486
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:27,235
but that doesn't mean you're
the only one saving the world.
487
00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:29,904
See? That's a better slogan.
488
00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:34,075
Shouldn't you be off
punching things into space?
489
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:36,577
Surprise.
490
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,622
I'm taking you to lunch.
491
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,625
Ooh. Unexpected,
but appreciated.
492
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,335
Let me go grab my bag.
493
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,837
There's this great Thai place
down the street.
494
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,217
Uh, I had
somewhere else in mind.
495
00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:59,850
I said I'd be back at 1:30.
496
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,520
We're almost there.
497
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:05,398
♪ Lighter than air weighs,
cleaner than romance ♪
498
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:06,732
♪ And easier...
499
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:10,236
Okay. You can look now.
500
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:13,281
Oh... my God.
501
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:16,284
You brought me to Paris?
502
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,703
Sort of.
503
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,454
Is that a casino?
504
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,456
♪ All you need to know
is I'll find you there...
505
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,669
Okay, yeah,
so it's just Las Vegas,
506
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,296
okay?
507
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:30,524
You only get an hour for lunch,
and I can't fly you to Europe
508
00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:33,009
that fast without
your skin ripping off, so...
509
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,096
Can I kiss you anyway?
510
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,310
You get an A for effort.
511
00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:45,646
And for letting me
keep my skin on.
512
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,024
Well, I didn't want to get you
all the baggage
513
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:51,152
of dating a superhero
without any of the perks.
514
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,405
Mark,
I need you.
515
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,282
Give me a sec.
516
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,453
Dinner tonight instead?
517
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:05,082
Go save the world, Invincible.
518
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,418
Just make sure
the voice in your ear
519
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,503
isn't the only one
you listen to.
520
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,424
You're way too good for me.
521
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,804
Mm.
Also, I need to take you
522
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:22,224
back to work first.
523
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,993
- You're late.
- For what... low tide?
524
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,287
Something like that.
525
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:45,539
Turns out the Atlanteans
are sore about Omni-Man
526
00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:47,875
murdering their king, Aquarus.
527
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,669
And since your dad vanished
like a fart in a hurricane,
528
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,880
Atlantean law dictates
that his sentence falls
529
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:56,175
to his next of kin. You.
530
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,635
That's a stupid law.
531
00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,679
Maybe. But Atlantis
controls the oceans.
532
00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:02,449
They've threatened to erase
the Eastern seaboard
533
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:03,974
if we don't deal with this.
534
00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:06,018
You want me to go to war
against an entire
535
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,770
underwater civilization?
536
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,814
Who said anything about war?
537
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,400
According to Atlantean custom,
the only way to atone
538
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:15,194
for the king's murder
is to marry his widow.
539
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,445
What?
540
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:18,614
It's an honor,
if you think about it.
541
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,450
I can't marry a fish.
I have a girlfriend.
542
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,786
Relax. It's strictly symbolic.
543
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,138
All you have to do
is go through the ceremony.
544
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,581
Maybe kiss the bride.
545
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:29,476
Then all is forgiven and
everyone moves on. It's easy.
546
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,795
Okay, but, like,
will I have to, you know...
547
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,881
All right, what exactly
am I looking at?
548
00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:38,259
Your ride.
549
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,056
Sorry, kid,
I got another fire to put out.
550
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,934
Good luck down there.
I'll be listening.
551
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,438
Talk to me.
552
00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:51,939
It's the Lizard League, sir.
553
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:56,125
You called me back
for the Lizard League?
554
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:58,487
They've hit a bio-research lab
outside of Dallas.
555
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:01,282
How? We got King Lizard
rotting in a prison cell.
556
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:02,533
Uh, it appears
557
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:03,816
that Supreme Lizard has seized
558
00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:05,220
control in his absence.
559
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:08,372
Send in the Guardians.
560
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,915
A-Are you sure they're ready?
561
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,792
If they can't take down
the Lizard League,
562
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,252
they'll never be ready.
563
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,551
Nope.
564
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,262
Not this bullshit again.
565
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,599
I'm not doing another me.
566
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:29,185
That me better not be you, Rudy.
567
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,269
It's not.
568
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,941
Who are you?
569
00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:39,778
I call me... the Shapesmith.
570
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,826
Guardians.
571
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:49,371
Things usually this weird
around here?
572
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,415
You have no idea.
573
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,134
Whoa.
574
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:04,136
Wear this.
575
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:35,834
Welcome, son of he
who slayed my husband.
576
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:36,961
About that...
577
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,630
You will address her
as Your Majesty,
578
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:40,923
air-breather.
579
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,716
Right. Your Majesty,
580
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,052
it's an honor to meet you.
581
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:47,471
And I'm very sorry
582
00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:49,682
for what my father did,
583
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,267
but I can't do this.
584
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,727
And definitely not here
in front of everyone.
585
00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:55,938
Okay. Uh, Th-This is
kind of awkward, but
586
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,731
I have a girlfriend...
name is Amber...
587
00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,858
and we're finally
in a good place,
588
00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:02,319
so, even though, you know,
589
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:03,988
you seem super nice,
590
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,991
it-it just wouldn't
feel right to...
591
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,034
What do you speak of?
592
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,787
Isn't that why I'm here?
To be your new king?
593
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,372
Why would I need a king?
594
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,542
I commanded this kingdom
for a decade
595
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,336
while Aquarus played dress-up
with you humans.
596
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:22,631
Oh, then we're not
getting married?
597
00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:26,218
We abolished
that barbaric custom.
598
00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:28,887
What do you think we are,
savages?
599
00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,849
Oh, my... Oh, thank God.
600
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:35,311
{\an8}I mean, uh,
thank you, Your-Your Majesty.
601
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,771
G-Great.
602
00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:39,481
So, what's the new law?
603
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,737
Trial by combat.
604
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:48,282
Release the Depth-Dweller!
605
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,998
Aw, man.
606
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:08,469
Wait, you want me to fight that?
607
00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:11,847
Seems a little unfair.
608
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:18,771
Okay. I win. Can I go now?
609
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,732
Whoa.
610
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:29,031
Uh...
611
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:32,284
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
612
00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,754
Seriously?
613
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,596
{\an8}Uh, if you're not
feeling ready...
614
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,848
{\an8}- Paul.
- Yeah?
615
00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:58,727
- Let's sell this bitch.
- Okay.
616
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,646
Oh, wow.
617
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,190
{\an8}This place is adorable.
618
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,444
Hi.
619
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,365
So pleased to meet you.
Come on in.
620
00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:13,867
And last
621
00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:16,370
but not least, the living room.
622
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,955
I love it.
623
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,581
It looks recently renovated.
624
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,835
It looks like they didn't
even know what they were doing.
625
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,504
I-It was professionally redone
only two years ago.
626
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,922
When are you taking offers?
627
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,590
- Wednesday.
- Whoa!
628
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,093
- Slow down.
- I was just asking.
629
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,761
Yeah? Well, don't bother.
630
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:35,055
We're definitely
not offering on this place.
631
00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:37,766
It's in our price range. We like
the location. The schools...
632
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,101
It's too far from the office.
633
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,370
You want me to
get home even later?
634
00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:42,229
There's excellent local transit.
635
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,912
Of course I don't.
I just think...
636
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:45,232
It's not happening.
637
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,359
When you earn the money,
638
00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:49,945
you can decide where we live.
639
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,530
She's not your pet.
640
00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,574
What was that?
641
00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,200
Did we mention
the spacious garage?
642
00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:57,262
Why don't you all go ahead?
I'll meet you there in a jiffy.
643
00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:02,928
Why don't you take
the rest of the day off?
644
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,460
I'll call you later.
645
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:30,944
What
the hell's going on down there?
646
00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:35,282
Your file on Atlantean law
needs some serious updating.
647
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,825
- This wasn't the deal.
- Huh.
648
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,619
I'm pulling you out.
Backup's on the way.
649
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,710
Huh.
650
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,842
Oh, shit!
651
00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:07,856
Talk to me, kid.
652
00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:13,529
That... sound.
653
00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:27,042
How far away is that backup?
654
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,126
Incoming.
655
00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:37,511
Now's your chance.
Get out of there.
656
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,943
Huh?
657
00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:01,159
Cecil, that thing got loose.
It's killing everyone.
658
00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:02,762
Well they should have
thought about that before they
659
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,121
brought it home from the store.
660
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:06,081
I can't leave
those people to die.
661
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:09,084
They tried to kill you.
They were cheering.
662
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,045
All they wanted was justice
for what my dad did.
663
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,800
You're not your father, Mark.
664
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,264
That's why I'm going back.
665
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,670
Okay, now we can do this.
666
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,546
Um...
667
00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:56,233
Aah!
668
00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:59,194
Ugh... Ah...
669
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,489
You got lucky this time.
670
00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:03,824
Lucky?
671
00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,158
Atlantis is calling it even
672
00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:07,369
since you saved
the Queen's life.
673
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:10,163
The next time
I give you an order,
674
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:12,332
you listen.
675
00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:15,127
Pull up the audio
from that fight.
676
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:22,235
Get it to the boys in R & D.
I want a report in a week.
677
00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:23,385
Yes, sir.
678
00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:30,267
Sir, when Debbie came to speak
with you, she seemed, uh...
679
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,520
distressed when she...
when she saw me.
680
00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:34,883
Well, she's a distressed person.
681
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,398
After the number
Nolan did on her,
682
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,734
who knows what's going
through her head.
683
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,277
Anything else, Donald?
684
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,239
No, sir.
685
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,539
Ugh.
686
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,126
Why would you do that?
687
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,086
We don't want your fake food
688
00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:00,505
or your fake gold.
689
00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:02,591
They're not fake.
690
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,469
But... I get it.
691
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:09,264
You had your job for years
and losing it must feel awful.
692
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,350
I know how hard you worked
to provide for mom and me.
693
00:39:12,434 --> 00:39:14,436
No one is trying
to take that away from you.
694
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,605
But you got to
get over this stupid
695
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,249
"man of the house" thing.
I'm trying to help.
696
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:19,983
Oh, yeah?
697
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:22,235
Like you helped Chicago?
698
00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:24,071
- Adam, don't.
- What?
699
00:39:24,154 --> 00:39:25,781
The whole lot
700
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,075
was unstable, that's why
701
00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:29,785
the city never built there.
702
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:33,163
It's a miracle
nobody was killed.
703
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,415
This is what happens
when you think rules
704
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:37,876
are just for us
pathetic normal people.
705
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:40,378
Your powers
don't make you a hero.
706
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:43,256
They make you dangerous.
707
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,550
I have to go.
708
00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:49,596
Don't come back until
you've figured that out.
709
00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:20,836
Fuck you, motherfucker!
710
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:25,692
And over here
is our training room.
711
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:28,820
Wow. Look at all those...
712
00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,697
those things.
713
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,408
Ooh why don't you show him
the shower, Immortal?
714
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,076
It's super roomy.
715
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,996
You could do anything
in there, right?
716
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,332
And you all get to live here?
717
00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:43,251
Play your cards right
and maybe you can, too, someday.
718
00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:45,587
The Guardians could use
someone with your talents.
719
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,088
Really?
720
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,841
Forgive me for questioning
your authority, Immortal,
721
00:41:49,925 --> 00:41:52,302
but we don't know anything
about the Shapesmith.
722
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:53,637
I can tell you.
723
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,097
I can tell you. I can tell you.
724
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,183
I was born a baby human,
725
00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:01,436
right here
on the planet of Earth.
726
00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:15,867
I got my superpowers
in a random industrial accident.
727
00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:28,964
I swore to use my abilities
for good and to help people
728
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,509
and to protect my planet,
no matter what.
729
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,225
Because I am a normal
730
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,394
human superhero.
731
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,773
Am I in?
732
00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:54,322
Yes,
we were defeated. Yes,
733
00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:56,866
it was embarrassing.
734
00:42:56,950 --> 00:43:00,954
Yes, it was my plan.
735
00:43:01,037 --> 00:43:03,623
But we are not a joke,
736
00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:08,003
no matter what
social media says.
737
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,422
We are the Lizard League,
738
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:14,259
and we are unstoppable.
739
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:18,430
We're unstoppable.
We're unstoppable.
740
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:21,433
And under my leadership,
741
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,394
instead of that fool,
King Lizard,
742
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,397
we will rise again,
743
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,941
any day now!
744
00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:32,986
All hail Supreme Lizard.
745
00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:34,571
All hail S...
746
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,248
If anyone is going to
747
00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:47,876
turn this organization around,
748
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,795
it's going to be King Lizard.
749
00:43:50,879 --> 00:43:52,672
Any objections?
750
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:11,107
Why should I tell you anything?
751
00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:12,901
Who the hell are you, anyway?
752
00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,237
Think of me as an old friend.
753
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,073
An old friend who can help you,
754
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:20,867
given your current predicament.
755
00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:23,453
Fine.
756
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,998
They were smart.
757
00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:29,250
After our ultimatum,
they ambushed my dad
758
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,753
with experimental quantum bombs.
759
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,172
Still cost them most of Europe.
760
00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:38,343
Then they just...
761
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:40,887
wore me down.
762
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,973
Caught me when I finally
had to sleep.
763
00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:47,602
Hmm. Interesting.
764
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,398
- Freeze!
- Who the hell are you?
765
00:44:52,399 --> 00:44:55,860
- That's what I said.
- Me? I'm not your problem.
766
00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:59,322
Then whose problem are you?
767
00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:02,659
His. Well, not his, but...
768
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:06,246
...close enough.
769
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:08,915
Make him pay for what he did
to your world.
770
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:10,583
What?
771
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,670
Stop. Hey, you promised
you'd help me. Hey.
772
00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:16,589
Don't leave me here! Hey!
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