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{\an8}- [singing in the distance]
- [panting]
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- [crowd noise in the distance]
- [grunts]
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{\an8}[exhales]
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♪ Baby, if you thought
that I was trouble ♪
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♪ Then you're gonna hate
what's coming next ♪
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♪ Kinda like your worst
nightmare but double ♪
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♪ Is that an angel?
No, it's your ex ♪
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♪ Remember how you screwed
up when I was a brunette? ♪
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♪ I don't think you knew
just what you'd done ♪
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♪ Whoa, I'll fuck your
life up as a blonde... ♪
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[yelps]
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[gasps and chatter]
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[boy] Get off the
stage, knobhead!
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[overlapping chatter]
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[girl] What the
fuck is going on?
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- [boy 2] He looks like shit!
- [crowd boos]
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- [boy 3] Get off!
- [crowd chants] Off! Off! Off!
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- [girl 2] Get off the stage!
- [boy 4] Don't give him the mic.
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- [boy 5] Sit down, dickhead!
- [cheering continues]
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- Happy graduation, honey!
- [laughs]
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[twinkling sound]
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Double fudge chocolate
gateau with cream.
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[pants] Shit.
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Now, I know what
you're thinking.
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You're thinking that
whatever this kid
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with the cracked glasses
and busted-up lip
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who's about to be covered in
cake and stinks like [sniffs]
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yeah, shit, is about to do,
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he will regret this for
the rest of his life.
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[scoffs] And you know
what? You might be right.
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But here's the thing you need
to know about being in love.
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Love is pain.
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Love is hurt.
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Love is...
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♪ Sugar, spice and I'm nice,
show me what you're made of ♪
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♪ Crazy, sexy, cool, baby,
with or without make-up ♪
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- ♪ Got nothing to prove... ♪
- Oh!
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Amelia Brown.
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- ♪ I'mma show you how I do... ♪
- Whoa!
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That mess right there,
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that's my best friend in
the whole damn universe
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and has been ever since the
hospital switched us at birth.
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- Aw!
- [baby cries]
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- True story.
- [baby groans]
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Let's just say Amelia's mum
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got a bit more than
she bargained for
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when she opened my nappy.
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[baby laughs]
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After that day, our dads
became best friends,
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- our mums became best friends.
- Say cheese.
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Even our dogs
became best friends.
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{\an8}[dog whines]
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When we were five years
old, we made a promise.
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- No secrets.
- No secrets.
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And it was easy because we
told each other everything.
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Well, that's not entirely
true. There was one secret
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that I have wanted to
tell Milly my entire life.
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Three little words that I
have wanted to say to her
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for as long as I can remember.
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Amelia Elizabeth Brown.
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I...
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I...
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- I lo...
- [car tyres screech]
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Jesus Christ, Jules!
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Yeah, not those three words.
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From the word go, we found
the same things funny.
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[screaming on film]
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[farts]
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- Did you just...?
- Fear fart?
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- [farts]
- [laughs]
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The same things sad.
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Always follow your heart, Mils.
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It rarely leads
you the wrong way.
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[soft music playing
on gramophone]
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[Archie] We found
the same things
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strange.
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[chain saw whirring on film]
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But every time I tried to tell
Amelia how I felt about her,
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those three words didn't
seem to come out right.
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I, um...
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I need to, um...
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I need to...
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OK. Is this big?
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[chuckles] You're,
like, really sweating.
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I... love
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you... [sneezes]
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You love Yousif?
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Everybody, I am gay!
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- Yeah, no shit.
- Sit down, Yousif.
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[applause dies down]
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Yeah, that was
awkward for a while.
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Anyway, that's just a
little context about me,
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my family, and my best...
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[sighs]
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ex-best-friend, Milly.
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But to really understand how
I've ended up on this stage
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further away from love than
I have ever been before,
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I need to take you back to
upper sixth, April 17th.
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The Easter holidays were over.
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It was our last first
day back to school ever.
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Tonight was finally the night
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that I was going to
tell Amelia Brown
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that I am, and always have been,
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head over heels
in love with her.
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Hmm.
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I have everything
planned, and this time,
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not even the universe
is gonna get in my way.
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Hmm.
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Pretty sure that had
bird shit on it. [Laughs]
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What up, chuckle? [Kisses]
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What up, beef cakes?
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- Hello, William.
- Hey.
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- William?
- Yes, Miss Brown?
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Could you play some
kick-ass, big-boss
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- final-term music please?
- I certainly can, Miss Brown.
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Hold tight.
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♪ Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! ♪
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♪ Wet! Wet! Wet!
Wet! ♪ [Laughter]
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♪ Oh, Oh, my God, hey... ♪
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♪ Stupid boy think
that I need him, yo ♪
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♪ I go cold like
changing seasons ♪
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♪ I go red hot like a demon, I
go ghost for no damn reason ♪
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♪ Stupid boy think
that I need him ♪
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Yo, what's up?
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♪ Pleasing, season, I'm spicy ♪
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♪ Hot to touch, too
much, too pricey ♪
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♪ Heathen, I'm in your
psyche ♪ - [girls] Whoa...
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♪ Stupid boy think
that I need him ♪
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♪ I go ghost for
no damn reason ♪
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♪ Stupid boy think
that I need him ♪
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♪ Stupid, stupid, you
dumb, you goofy, goofy ♪
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♪ This pussy juicy, juicy... ♪
- [boy] Archie!
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♪ Oh, nah, boy, you could never
cos you not clever enough ♪
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[groans]
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♪ I don't want you and I
don't want your homie ♪
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{\an8}♪ Cos both of
y'all are suckers ♪
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{\an8}♪ Y'all some dumb dumbs ♪
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{\an8}♪ I could play you straight
up out your bread ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now you got crumb crumbs ♪
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♪ I don't really need a man,
but sometimes I want one... ♪
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Ooh! Naughty.
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[students chatter]
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Yeah, that wasn't us.
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Gonna be the best
term yet. You'll see.
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Gonna be the worst
term of your life.
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You'll see. [Laughs]
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- I thought dipshit was expelled.
- Looks like he's back. Again.
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Great. Well, at least he
can't follow us to uni.
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Unless they're hiring janitors.
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[Amelia] Six weeks
till the ball.
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So, who are you
taking, Cinderella?
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[gasps] Funny.
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I say we just binge
silent-era horror movies
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and then get pissed
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on one of my parents'
dusty bottles of champagne
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like the rock stars that we are.
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- In our gowns, of course.
- Right. Of course.
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Let's do this, big boy.
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[engine revs]
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Huh?
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♪ Mississippi Queen ♪
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♪ If you know what I mean... ♪
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- Who is that?
- Kiss my arse, universe.
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I know what you're trying
to do, but trust me,
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- that is not Milly's type.
- He is so my type.
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[students chatter]
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- Who is he, anyway?
- He's, like, 40. Jesus.
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He's probably a teacher
or somebody's dad.
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No way in hell that
guy is a student.
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And this is our
brand-new student,
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all the way from
Hollywood in California...
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Billy Walsh.
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Oh, fuck off, universe.
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Hey, not quite school attire
but, er, you look cool.
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- Oh, thank you, sir.
- No, thank you.
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- Hey, everyone.
- [students] Hi!
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- Billy Walsh.
- [gasps]
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Sit down, Yousif.
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My dad just moved
here for business,
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so I'm gonna be joining you
for the rest of the semester.
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I've never been
to England before,
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but I hear a lot
of awesome things.
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Really excited to get
to know all of you.
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Thank you for such
a warm welcome.
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[applause]
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- What a douche.
- Total douche.
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[Archie] You can tell
me if you like him.
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They've definitely
gotten bigger.
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Definitely.
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That, or her eyebrows
have gotten smaller.
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[laughs]
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And I don't like him, OK?
I don't even know him.
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It could be padding.
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That is not padding.
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[both] Padding.
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I told you. Nothing
to worry about.
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Well, easy for you to say.
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Boys don't know what it's
like having small boobs.
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I'd rather brain
than boobs any day.
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It'd be like having
a small penis,
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but it's on your chest
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and everyone can
see it all the time.
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- You know what I mean.
- "You?"
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Why the fuck did you
say "you" like that?
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I'll have you know I have
a very developed dick.
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[scoffs] OK, Mr Developed Dick.
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[exhales] Phase one,
secure her evening.
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- Oh, I forgot to mention...
- It's not padding.
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- Bitch.
- [girls laugh]
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I'm gonna shank her, Archie.
I'll do it, I swear to God.
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All right, Shawshank. Just take
a breath and have some juice.
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[girls laugh]
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[girl] He looked so
embarrassed. Four-eyes.
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Take two. [Chuckles]
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Oh, um, I forgot to
mention they're, um,
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they're playing Night
of the Living Dead
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at the Savoy after school.
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It cost me an arm and a leg
219
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- bribing this old bastard.
- [chuckles]
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I can't believe they're
playing our fav...
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[smooth rock music]
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Is it just me, or does
he walk in slow motion?
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Just you. Can we get back
to what's important, please?
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That guy is very clearly
a massive dingleberry.
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You don't know
anything about him.
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Trust me, I know.
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Oh! Sorry.
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- Here.
- Thanks.
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OK, that was, admittedly,
unfortunate timing,
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but, trust me, Billy
Walsh has bad news
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tattooed on his ball sack.
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I think somebody's
a little jealous.
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[scoffs] You wish.
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Check this out. I bet
my entire trust fund
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that he sits with Tony
and the swim team.
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00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,138
Hi.
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Clearly I'm not crazy.
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00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,329
I mean, you can see who this
guy is from a mile away, right?
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00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,563
He's a...
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- Loner?
- [boy] He's studying.
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Am I rich now?
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00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,208
I'm rich, bitches!
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00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,461
And now he's pretending
to read. Give me a break.
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So back to phase one,
"Night of the Living Dead".
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Good evening.
246
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,888
Thank you.
247
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,237
- [Amelia] Where is everybody?
- I don't know.
248
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,451
Phase two, pull
out all the stops.
249
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,560
[Johnny in film] I jumped out
at you from behind the tree
250
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,937
and Grandpa got all excited
and he shook his fist at me
251
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,481
and he said, "Boy, you'll
be damned to hell!"
252
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,150
[Barbara] Stop it,
now. I mean it.
253
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,009
[Johnny] You're still afraid.
254
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,388
They're coming to
get you, Barbara.
255
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,409
Remember? Remember we had
to go to Willard then?
256
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,953
[both reciting] This isn't
a passing thing, honey.
257
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:39,415
It's... it's not like just
the wind passing through.
258
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,501
We've got to do
something, and fast.
259
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,569
[dramatic film music]
260
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,762
- [Barbara screams]
- [farts]
261
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,496
Fear fart.
262
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,192
Phase three, pop the question.
263
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,468
Come on, Archie.
You can do this.
264
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,429
[breathes heavily]
265
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,519
What's up?
266
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,251
- I can't do this.
- Archie?
267
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,755
They're nice seats,
aren't they? Very, um
268
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,216
[seat squeaks] Very
well made, actually.
269
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,051
Velvety, almost. [Chuckles]
270
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,136
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
271
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,264
Archie-boy is always,
um, OK. [Chuckles]
272
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,725
Oh, shit. You've had too
much sugar, haven't you?
273
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,519
- What?
- That thing's happening again.
274
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,312
- Come on, let's walk it off.
- No, I...
275
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,756
No, sorry, um, I... [sighs]
276
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,886
I have to tell you something.
Something, um, something big.
277
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,782
Bigger than anything before.
Like really, really big.
278
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,768
- OK. It's big, I get it.
- Yeah.
279
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,564
[exhales] That's
funny because...
280
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,774
I have something
to tell you too.
281
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,986
Something big.
282
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:12,299
OK. Well, um...
283
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,801
Well, you go first.
284
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,721
No, no, no. This is your moment.
I don't want to interrupt it.
285
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,329
No, no, honestly, you go.
286
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,224
OK.
287
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,018
[background music
starts to build]
288
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,355
[laughs] Whoa. I'm nervous.
289
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,442
Shit. She's gonna ask me.
290
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,861
I don't think I've ever been
nervous in front of you before.
291
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,679
It's OK. I'm nervous too.
292
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,783
Right. I'm just gonna
come right out and say it.
293
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,726
- OK.
- Here we go.
294
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,454
OK.
295
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,414
[background music
builds to a climax]
296
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,166
- I love Billy Walsh.
- I love you too.
297
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,858
[needle scratches, music stops]
298
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,756
To the moon and back.
299
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,966
I'm so happy for
you. Wait, what?
300
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,635
- I know. It's soon, right?
- Soon? Soon?
301
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,537
- It's been ten fucking hours.
- No, I know it sounds crazy,
302
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,516
but I've never felt this kind
of attraction to someone before.
303
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,334
- He's such a...
- Fuckhead.
304
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,587
- What?
- Did I just say that out loud?
305
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,842
A mystery. [Chuckles]
I don't know, uh...
306
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,596
Anyway...
307
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,659
You've taken this,
like, really badly.
308
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,203
- Me?
- Yeah.
309
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:26,332
No! No, this is... this is...
310
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,709
Literally the worst night
of my whole fucking...
311
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,879
- Fuck, fuck, fuck you, universe!
- [zombies hiss]
312
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:35,174
Fantastic. This is fantastic.
313
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,176
I know you're worried
he'll hurt me.
314
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,512
Hurt you? You've barely
spoken a word to him.
315
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,681
You sound... [whistles] nuts.
316
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,374
[laughs]
317
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,752
Thanks, Archie.
318
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,380
Means a lot.
319
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,777
[Archie sighs]
320
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,321
Well, what were
you gonna tell me?
321
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,741
Mum's bought sex toys. No
idea where that came from.
322
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,477
- Really?
- Yeah. Big ones.
323
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,542
[♪ "Wet Dream" by Wet Leg ♪]
324
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,359
[Amelia] Aww.
325
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:14,839
After that night,
326
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,615
it was like the floodgates to
Billy City had been opened.
327
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,120
[Amelia sighs softly]
328
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,765
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
329
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,600
- ♪ Count me in ♪
- ♪ Count me in ♪
330
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,394
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
331
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,479
- ♪ Let's begin ♪
- [phone chimes]
332
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,981
- ♪ Here we go ♪
- ♪ Here we go ♪
333
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,524
- [phone chimes]
- ♪ Here we go ♪
334
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:37,653
- ♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
- [groans]
335
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,072
♪ I was in your wet
dream driving in my car ♪
336
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,490
[phone vibrates]
337
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,325
♪ Saw you at the
side of the road ♪
338
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,869
♪ There's no one else around ♪
339
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,872
♪ You're touching yourself,
touching yourself ♪
340
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,207
♪ Touching your...
touching yourself ♪
341
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,750
♪ Touching yourself ♪
342
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,254
♪ You said, "Baby, do you
want to come home with me?" ♪
343
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:59,508
♪ "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD" ♪
344
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,887
♪ You said, "Baby, do you
want to come home with me?" ♪
345
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:07,266
♪ "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD" ♪
346
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,893
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
347
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,728
- ♪ Count me in ♪
- ♪ Count me in ♪
348
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,855
{\an8}- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
349
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,690
♪ Let's begin ♪
350
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,233
- ♪ Here we go... ♪
- [screams]
351
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,801
- ♪ Here we go... ♪
- [laughter]
352
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,740
- [camera clicks]
- [Archie] Within a week,
353
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,825
Billy had literally
become a health hazard.
354
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:25,934
[bangs table]
355
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,954
And she had yet to speak
a single word to him,
356
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,498
let alone tell him how she felt.
357
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:35,252
I couldn't tell Milly.
Milly couldn't tell Billy.
358
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,087
[sighs] Perhaps we
should all just go
359
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,590
and have one big
ironic threesome.
360
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,116
[groans]
361
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,348
[exhales] Nine hundred
and ninety-nine.
362
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,807
Not bad.
363
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:52,502
- [rhythmic clattering]
- [mother moans]
364
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,190
I know what you're thinking,
365
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,591
but you're wrong.
They're not having sex.
366
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:08,118
[mother] Oh! We are having sex!
367
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,269
That should be me down there.
368
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,415
You know what I mean.
369
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,565
[buzzer sounds]
370
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,170
I told you he'd
join the swim team.
371
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,029
- [cheering]
- [♪ "Wet Dream" by Wet Leg ♪]
372
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,678
♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪
373
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,262
- ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪
- Yes!
374
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,308
♪ It's enough, it's enough,
it's enough, it's enough ♪
375
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,060
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
376
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,937
- ♪ Count me in ♪
- ♪ Count me in ♪
377
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,605
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
378
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,732
♪ Let's begin ♪
379
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,444
- ♪ Here we go ♪
- ♪ Here we go ♪
380
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,823
♪ Here we go, here
we go, here we go ♪
381
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,741
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
382
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,618
- ♪ Count me in ♪
- ♪ Count me in ♪
383
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,662
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
384
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,163
♪ Let's begin ♪
385
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,165
[man] Yes, it was all
rather lovely, I must say.
386
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:58,419
And the Spanish coast
is simply magnificent.
387
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,338
And the people, the Spaniards...
You tell them, honey-bunny.
388
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:05,009
Just... [sighs]
incredibly sensual.
389
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,951
- Hmm, hmm.
- Yeah.
390
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,681
Well, you both do
seem very happy.
391
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:14,685
Oh, uh... well, yes, we've
392
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,104
- actually never been happier.
- Yeah.
393
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,380
- Have we, bunny-honey?
- [chuckles]
394
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,219
[moans]
395
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,645
[exhales]
396
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,065
[clears throat]
397
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,360
So what is the secret?
398
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,089
- Sorry, darling?
- Come on.
399
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:47,885
You guys have been fighting
like cats and dogs for years.
400
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,678
- Oh.
- What's the secret?
401
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,348
Um... Well, um
402
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:58,395
let's just say we had some
help from a little friend.
403
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,379
- Dildo!
- Huh?
404
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:05,510
- "Little friend" equals dildo.
- No, it doesn't.
405
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,970
[gasps]
406
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:12,951
Threesome. Holy shit. Your
parents are sex perverts.
407
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,352
Popcorn, please.
408
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:19,833
[mother] How long's it been
now? Seven, eight years?
409
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,795
Darling, we love
Jules, you know that.
410
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:27,633
Of course we still do, but there
is a whole world out there.
411
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:31,970
- There must be someone!
- [sighs]
412
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,597
[exhales]
413
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,016
- OK, there is someone.
- [both] Ooh!
414
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,353
- Potentially.
- [mother] What's her name?
415
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:43,923
Her name is Maggie.
416
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,319
She's my new bookkeeper.
417
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:52,116
She's quiet but sweet, and she
makes the best cups of tea.
418
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,451
My God, she's like
a human calculator.
419
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,328
I mean, it's incredible, really.
420
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,412
Jesus, Rupert.
421
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,498
My wife's drying up
just listening to you.
422
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,542
- George, stop it!
- [George] Sorry.
423
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,985
- Hmm!
- Naughty. So you like her?
424
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,549
- It's been so long, you know?
- [both whisper]
425
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,491
Yes, darling.
426
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:15,580
I come into work, I know
exactly what I want to say,
427
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,725
and I don't know.
428
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,270
- I think we should tell him.
- [mutters quietly]
429
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,628
Tell me what?
430
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,590
[clears throat]
431
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,510
- Darling, can you keep a secret?
- Yeah, of course. Anything.
432
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:35,909
Well, it's no secret George and
I were on the verge of tyranny.
433
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,828
Everybody knows that.
434
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:40,080
And we tried everything,
didn't we, darling?
435
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,958
Therapists. Marriage
counsellors.
436
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,192
We ever tried a threesome.
437
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,111
[mouths] I knew it!
438
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,801
And nothing worked. Nothing.
439
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:56,245
- That is until...
- [Rupert] Yes?
440
00:24:58,623 --> 00:24:59,624
Yes?
441
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,687
Sylvie from the golf club
told us about this man
442
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:07,882
they call the Love Doctor.
443
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,820
The Love Doctor.
444
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,198
- It's a one-on-one video...
- Sorry, sorry.
445
00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:15,991
How is it you think
that the Love Doctor
446
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,160
is the most important
part of that story?
447
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,144
My parents had a threesome.
448
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,480
Kinky.
449
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:26,376
It's important because
if the Love Doctor
450
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,195
can literally make anyone
fall in love with you then...
451
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,668
- Hiya, Billy.
- Hey.
452
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,522
- What class have you got next?
- Uh, English.
453
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,358
Same. Come along.
454
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,860
- [Billy] OK.
- [boy] Billy?
455
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:52,654
Amber?
456
00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:53,779
They looked pretty
loved up to me.
457
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,906
I have to get in there before
he asks her to the ball.
458
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:57,950
There's, what, four
weeks till the big night?
459
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,284
The ball?
460
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,370
- I thought we were gonna...
- Oh, come on, Archie!
461
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:02,454
What can I do?
462
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,456
My parents are hardly
gonna give me the details
463
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,999
- of their sex doctor.
- Love Doctor!
464
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,584
Whatever. I doubt
this Love Doctor
465
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:08,961
is gonna help some schoolgirl
466
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:12,005
bag a guy she's never spoken to
who already has a girlfriend.
467
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,864
They are not official!
468
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:19,054
Archie. Have I ever
asked you for anything?
469
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,789
- Yes, literally all the time.
- Come on.
470
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,812
This is really important to me.
471
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:31,108
Why? What's the big deal about
Billy bloody Walsh, anyway?
472
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:33,694
So many other people would
kill to take you to the ball.
473
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,386
Like who?
474
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,856
You really want to know
why it's such a big deal?
475
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:51,652
[sighs]
476
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,759
[sighs] Because I've never
had a boyfriend before.
477
00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,971
I mean, I'm 17 years
old, for crying out loud,
478
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,831
and I haven't even
kissed anyone.
479
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:10,296
I want to, you know, experience
things before we finish school.
480
00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:16,927
And I want those experiences
to be with Billy.
481
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,929
Fuck, no!
482
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,477
Look... [sighs] can
I be honest with you?
483
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,937
Always.
484
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,082
We're part of an
ecosystem, Milly,
485
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:32,711
a food chain that exists,
whether we like it or not.
486
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:36,030
And I hate to say it, but
we are at the bottom of it.
487
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,509
Popular people go
for popular people.
488
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,636
Good-looking people go
for good-looking people.
489
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,579
Not people like me, and
not people like you.
490
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,896
I... I didn't mean... Milly!
491
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,713
Milly, I...
492
00:27:58,761 --> 00:27:59,845
Shit.
493
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,081
[chuckling]
494
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,939
- Hey, Ru.
- Hey. Archie.
495
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:37,675
Who's your, um... friend?
496
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,052
Oh, that's, uh, that's Maggie.
497
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:45,992
Anyhoo, Amelia
running late again?
498
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,352
Oh, no, she's gone, Arch.
She left early on her bike.
499
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:53,691
Ah.
500
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:10,458
[chandelier tinkles]
501
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,254
[yelps] Fuck!
502
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,841
[sighs]
503
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,189
Bingo.
504
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,357
[phone chimes]
505
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,699
[phone chimes]
506
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,618
Huh?
507
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,579
[meowing]
508
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,585
- [phone chimes]
- [sighs]
509
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,716
- Huh?
- [bridge creaks]
510
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,944
What the hell are
you doing up there?
511
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,529
[screams]
512
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,013
Archie!
513
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:09,517
- I'll do it.
- Do what?
514
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,188
- The Love Doctor.
- [squeals]
515
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:19,044
[Archie breathes heavily]
516
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:21,379
[sighs]
517
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:24,132
I was starting to think you were
in love with me or something.
518
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,659
[laughs]
519
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,582
Are you?
520
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,712
- What?
- In love with me?
521
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,906
- Ugh, gross, dude!
- I was kidding, you geek.
522
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:49,473
You're the geek.
523
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:54,103
- Well, in that case...
- [car approaches]
524
00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:01,110
- Hello, William.
- Lovely to see you, Miss Brown.
525
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:02,945
[Amelia chuckles]
526
00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:07,259
And with the passing
of a piece of paper,
527
00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:09,410
- the love of my life was gone.
- [car door slams]
528
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:12,097
Hey! Hey, wait!
529
00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,248
- You forgot about me!
- [car horn beeps]
530
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,810
And with the Love Doctor's help,
531
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,521
there'd be no stopping
her conquest of Billy.
532
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,422
See you tonight, Billy.
533
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:24,693
- See you later, boys.
- [boys] Bye, Amber.
534
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:27,803
And, yes, he's on
the rugby team, too.
535
00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:30,931
- Y'all are too horny, man.
- [Tony laughs]
536
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,537
- Whoops.
- [boy] Tosser. [Laughs]
537
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:39,064
- Undeveloped dick syndrome.
- What did you say?
538
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:53,912
[pants]
539
00:31:54,622 --> 00:32:00,544
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore
art thou Romeo?
540
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:08,052
Mr Quigley, could
you be our Romeo?
541
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:10,947
Stand, boy!
542
00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,158
How do you expect to
defeat the mighty Tybalt
543
00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:14,784
whilst hiding in the shadows?
544
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,977
- I don't expect to...
- [girls gasp]
545
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,585
Geek versus Goliath.
546
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,236
Miss Farthing, come along.
547
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:37,414
Please, Romeo. Save me
from this wretched beast.
548
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,336
Suck it, Trent!
549
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,421
[students gasp]
550
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:50,469
[boys groan]
551
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:54,807
[students laugh]
552
00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:56,975
[Trent groans]
553
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:05,835
[sighs]
554
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,529
Bravo! Bravo, dear Romeo.
555
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:12,467
Not exactly a classical
depiction of our Romeo,
556
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:17,639
but behind the mask,
it could be anyone.
557
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:20,558
- [spotlight clicks]
- It could be anyone.
558
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,251
That's it!
559
00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:41,330
Whoa.
560
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:49,606
Hmm...
561
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,800
Maybe that's not quite right.
562
00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:03,727
{\an8}[gasps]
563
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:08,649
[♪ "Weirdos" by Black Honey ♪]
564
00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:16,841
♪ This is a song
for the weirdos ♪
565
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,426
♪ The anti-heroes ♪
566
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,888
♪ Won't fit in if you tried ♪
567
00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:24,349
♪ A song for the freaks
and the scumbags ♪
568
00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:29,562
♪ The good kids gone bad,
live wild on the outside ♪
569
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:33,316
♪ As heavy as Marlboro Red ♪
570
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:37,362
♪ You're wondering
who's your friend ♪
571
00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:40,448
- Whoa! Whoo!
- ♪ This is a song for... ♪
572
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:44,309
[mobility scooter beeps]
573
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:02,578
[students chatter]
574
00:36:15,424 --> 00:36:17,861
What's up, buttercup?
Sniffing my panties again?
575
00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:21,614
[chuckles] Hmm.
576
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:23,575
No, seriously, what are
you doing in my locker?
577
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:24,826
- [Tony] Billy.
- Throw the ball.
578
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,435
[Tony] Go long.
579
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,819
[gasps]
580
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:38,196
Earth to Milly.
581
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,699
Weekend reading.
582
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,222
- Aw.
- Hmm. [Grunts]
583
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,206
I need new friends.
584
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:59,885
[chatter on TV]
585
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:05,849
[laughter on TV]
586
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,029
- [sighs]
- [phone rings]
587
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,294
- [exhales] OK.
- [clears throat]
588
00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:46,473
[clears throat softly]
589
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,605
I'm Amelia.
590
00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:58,836
What age
591
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,821
[voice changes] are you?
592
00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:06,094
- Eighteen.
- You're sure?
593
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:10,163
- My service isn't for children.
- Yes, I'm sure.
594
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,940
I want you to listen
to me, Amelia.
595
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,192
This isn't for
the faint-hearted.
596
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,652
It isn't for the weak,
597
00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:27,556
and it's going to require
complete and absolute trust.
598
00:38:28,015 --> 00:38:31,577
Trust in me. Trust
in my process.
599
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,979
And trust in yourself.
600
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,235
We are dealing with love.
601
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,655
The most powerful of
all the human emotions.
602
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:47,510
The emotion that
combines all others,
603
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,137
pain,
604
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:51,305
fear,
605
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,040
sadness,
606
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,125
joy
607
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,419
into one.
608
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,901
Are you prepared to
do exactly as I say,
609
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:08,388
to do what needs to be done
to win in the game of love?
610
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,725
Yes.
611
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,792
You know, you
sound a lot like...
612
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:22,628
Good. Now, um...
613
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,297
Tell me about the
young man in question
614
00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:28,492
and I'll give you all the
steps to make him fall... hard.
615
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:33,246
Well...
616
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,184
He's got this stupid
girl-slash-friend thing going on
617
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:39,353
- with this moron called Amber.
- Tell me about her.
618
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,688
My best friend Archie and I
619
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,440
call her and her
friends the Eyebrow Crew
620
00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:44,275
because they have
these huge eyebrows.
621
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,818
Yes, very... Yeah, yeah, good.
622
00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:49,054
This is clearly what it
will take to get noticed.
623
00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:56,269
- [girl gasps]
- [laughter]
624
00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:04,986
[laughter continues]
625
00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,169
Oh, my God!
626
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:27,217
[gasps]
627
00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:31,138
[laughter continues]
628
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,082
♪ Oh, dear ♪
629
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,816
[phone rings]
630
00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:49,632
What the hell happened?
631
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:53,302
I'm going viral as Batface
Girl! I want my money back!
632
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,745
- Slow down, I...
- Slow down?
633
00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:59,082
Now, you listen to me, old man.
634
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,310
I have a very particular
set of skills,
635
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:04,438
skills I have acquired
over a very long career,
636
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,216
skills that make me a
nightmare for people like you.
637
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:13,156
Are you quoting, um... oh...
638
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,431
Liam Neeson?
639
00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:18,768
Didn't think you'd
have seen that one.
640
00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:22,147
But the point remains the same.
641
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:27,420
I will hunt you down and break
your heart like you have mine,
642
00:41:27,444 --> 00:41:31,549
and it won't be metaphorical
unless you fix this.
643
00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,759
OK, firstly, I haven't
taken any money from you.
644
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:36,512
This was a no-win,
no-fee situation.
645
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:39,432
And, secondly, tell me
exactly what happened.
646
00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:41,601
I went into school
with my new eyebrows,
647
00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:44,896
exactly as you instructed.
648
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,047
But [sighs]
649
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,801
everyone just laughed at me.
650
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,656
And... [sighs]
651
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,201
Penny tripped over and
spilled juice on my face
652
00:41:58,225 --> 00:42:00,185
and Billy came...
653
00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:06,375
- Billy came and saw me.
- Perfect.
654
00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:09,545
- I know... Wait, what?
- What?
655
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,321
Uh, oh, um...
656
00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:18,203
Billy, um... Billy noticed you?
657
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,474
Yes, but he...
658
00:42:21,498 --> 00:42:23,809
There's no such thing
as bad press, Amelia.
659
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:27,939
Before today, Billy Walsh
didn't even know you existed.
660
00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:31,317
Your relationship with him was
entirely inside your own head.
661
00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:34,070
Now he knows
exactly who you are.
662
00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:36,280
Batface Girl.
663
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:39,408
You're like a superhero,
664
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:41,309
and he's never
going to forget it.
665
00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,646
[sighs] Yeah.
666
00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:50,962
Now that he's seen you, it's
time for you to see him.
667
00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:53,547
Eye contact is vital.
668
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:59,119
The more you stare, the more
you will bore into his soul.
669
00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:18,305
[Amelia grunts]
670
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:35,154
[gasps]
671
00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:38,825
Oh!
672
00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:41,494
[Archie as Love Doctor]
Make him jealous.
673
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:47,417
- And I mean really jealous.
- [boys chatter]
674
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,837
- I need to kiss you.
- I need you not to!
675
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:58,720
[sighs]
676
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:04,160
- [girls laugh]
- What is she even doing?
677
00:44:04,184 --> 00:44:07,079
- Can't believe it. Oh, God.
- She is so desperate.
678
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:09,707
- Her stupid fucking trousers.
- [laughs]
679
00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:10,958
Looks like a midlife crisis.
680
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:13,669
[Amber] Don't get me started
on the hair. What has she used?
681
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:16,821
- Gorilla Glue?
- [girl laughs loudly]
682
00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:19,032
It's not that funny.
683
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:24,913
So, how's it going
with you know who?
684
00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:28,225
[Amber] He's coming
to mine this weekend,
685
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,895
and I plan on making
it hashtag official,
686
00:44:30,919 --> 00:44:33,230
- if you know what I mean.
- [squeals]
687
00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:36,841
- Let's go.
- [door opens]
688
00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:52,565
I wouldn't go so far as to
call myself a genius, but I am.
689
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:58,881
♪ You want me, I
want you, baby ♪
690
00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:02,760
♪ My sugarboo, I'm levitating ♪
- What up, chuckles?
691
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:04,411
The Love Doctor
didn't tell you to...
692
00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:06,972
- What?
- Did he tell you...?
693
00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:09,016
Well, he didn't tell
me not to do it.
694
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,143
Besides, I feel
pretty damn good.
695
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:14,170
- Looking good, Miss Brown.
- Thank you, William.
696
00:45:14,838 --> 00:45:16,649
Bugger, bugger, bugger.
697
00:45:16,673 --> 00:45:18,466
[♪ "About Damn Time" by Lizzo ♪]
698
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,744
♪ It's bad bitch o'clock,
yeah, it's thick-thirty ♪
699
00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:29,870
[boys cheering]
700
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:33,999
♪ I've been through a lot,
but I'm still flirty ♪
701
00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:35,960
♪ Is everybody back
up in the building? ♪
702
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:38,003
♪ It's been a minute, tell
me how you're healing ♪
703
00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:40,589
What the fuck is going on?
704
00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:43,551
♪ How you feeling? How
you feel right now? ♪
705
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:48,371
♪ Oh, I've been so down
and under pressure ♪
706
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:52,167
♪ I'm way too fine to
be this stressed, yeah ♪
707
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:58,524
♪ Oh, I'm not the girl
I was or used to be ♪
708
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,860
♪ Uh, bitch, I might be better ♪
709
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:05,072
♪ Turn up the music,
turn down the lights ♪
710
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:08,909
♪ I got a feeling I'm
gon' be all right ♪
711
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,203
- ♪ OK ♪
- ♪ OK ♪
712
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:13,873
♪ All right, it's
about damn time ♪
713
00:46:13,897 --> 00:46:18,502
♪ Turn up the music,
let's celebrate ♪
714
00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:21,755
♪ I got feeling I'm gon' be OK ♪
715
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,299
- [boys gasp]
- ♪ OK ♪
716
00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:24,550
♪ OK ♪
717
00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,844
♪ All right, it's
about damn time ♪
718
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:28,387
[boys] Oh...
719
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,473
♪ In a minute, I'mma need a
sentimental man or woman ♪
720
00:46:30,497 --> 00:46:31,557
♪ To pump me up ♪
721
00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:34,143
♪ Feeling fussy, walking
in my Balenciussys... ♪
722
00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:37,646
- [car engine revs]
- [gasps]
723
00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:40,941
- [groans]
- [laughter]
724
00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:45,595
Oh, she got creamed.
Smile, Splat-Face Girl.
725
00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:47,055
[sighs]
726
00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:53,311
[students chatter]
727
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,731
- Hey. You OK?
- [girl] So embarrassing.
728
00:47:05,448 --> 00:47:06,908
How many fingers
am I holding up?
729
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:10,429
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
730
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:12,056
It's OK.
731
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,600
She's OK. I'll, um...
I'll take it from here.
732
00:47:14,624 --> 00:47:15,809
Thanks, big man.
733
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,187
Well, I think she should
probably still see a nurse.
734
00:47:18,211 --> 00:47:20,588
- [Amelia gasps]
- Yeah, I got it.
735
00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:23,633
You forgot your pencil.
736
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,289
So, Batface Girl,
737
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:39,941
Savoy and hot dogs or
tent and fear farts?
738
00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:49,117
Do we know you?
739
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,787
Uh, well
740
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:56,308
we have been in the same school
741
00:47:56,332 --> 00:48:02,088
and year and classes for almost
seven years now, but... no.
742
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:05,550
- I guess not.
- Oh.
743
00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:09,554
How funny. Didn't
even know you existed.
744
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:14,267
Or you, Alan.
745
00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:18,605
It's Archie, but
don't worry about it.
746
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,068
So here's the thing.
747
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,592
We saw you talking to Billy
earlier, didn't we, girls?
748
00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:31,909
[girls] Hm-hmm.
749
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:36,432
Well, I fell and cut
my knee and he...
750
00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:37,624
Aw.
751
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:41,753
- Poor little goose.
- [girl laughs]
752
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,525
Billy's my boyfriend.
753
00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:48,468
And we're going to
the ball together.
754
00:48:49,636 --> 00:48:52,990
- He's asked you?
- Face it.
755
00:48:53,014 --> 00:48:55,576
He's out of your league.
756
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,329
Even with your vagina on show.
757
00:48:58,353 --> 00:49:01,230
[laughter]
758
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,532
If I threw a stick,
Amber, would you chase it?
759
00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:16,412
Excuse me?
760
00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:20,225
- You heard me.
- [boy] Oh...
761
00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:23,020
Sorry, my ears don't
understand nerd.
762
00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:25,022
- [laughter]
- Well, let me be clear then.
763
00:49:25,046 --> 00:49:28,776
We value your opinion about as
much as we value a white crayon.
764
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,736
[students] Ooh!
765
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,136
[girl] Oh, Amber.
766
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:38,452
Mummy and Daddy might have all
the money in the world, Alan.
767
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,829
But clearly, it
doesn't buy taste.
768
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:42,855
[laughter]
769
00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:47,819
Look, Amber, I'm sorry.
770
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,381
It's not that I don't
like you, it's just that
771
00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:52,424
if you were on life
support, I'd unplug you
772
00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:56,703
- to charge my third phone.
- [laughter]
773
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:59,973
Why don't you spend less
time worrying about us
774
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,017
and more time worrying
about your eyebrows?
775
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,686
[laughter]
776
00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:05,420
[gasps]
777
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:09,257
[students gasp]
778
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,724
Come, Amelia. We've
got geography.
779
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,935
And these bitches are history.
780
00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:31,154
- Mashface Girl!
- [laughter]
781
00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:40,639
- [Amelia laughs]
- Whoo!
782
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:42,540
[laughs]
783
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,145
"Stop worrying about us
784
00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:49,797
and start worrying more
about your eyebrows!"
785
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:52,717
I may have said that one
a few times in the mirror.
786
00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:56,572
That was literally the best
thing anyone's ever done for me.
787
00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:59,557
[scoffs] Nothing you
wouldn't have done for me.
788
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:02,310
[laughs]
789
00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:06,189
- Ugh!
- [both laugh]
790
00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:19,367
[Billy] Amelia!
791
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,539
Hey.
792
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:28,937
I'm glad I caught up
with you. Er, hey, man.
793
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:31,064
What you did in there
was super awesome.
794
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,674
Aw, how sweet.
You can drown now.
795
00:51:36,344 --> 00:51:38,137
It's Amelia, right?
796
00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:45,078
Listen, I know we
don't know each other,
797
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:50,566
but I've seen you around a lot
and we've never spoken, but
798
00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:53,903
do you want to go
to dinner sometime?
799
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,467
- What about Amber?
- I always preferred the people
800
00:51:58,491 --> 00:52:00,969
that get milkshakes
thrown on them,
801
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:03,162
rather than the ones
doing the throwing.
802
00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:08,084
- What do you say?
- Yes. Yes, definitely.
803
00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:12,296
I mean, maybe.
804
00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:17,176
Yes, I'm in.
805
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,322
Cool.
806
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:24,809
- Uh, I'll pick you up tonight.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
807
00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,413
See you later. Later, dude.
808
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,773
Later, dickhead.
809
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:34,569
[squeals]
810
00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:40,717
♪ I look hot in it, hot
in it, I look hot in it ♪
811
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:42,845
♪ I'm gon' be rocking
it, dropping it ♪
812
00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:46,473
♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it,
I look hot in it, hot in it ♪
813
00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:47,874
♪ I look hot in it ♪
814
00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:50,143
♪ Tonight I'm gon' be
rocking it, dropping it ♪
815
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,353
♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it ♪
816
00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:52,479
Nope.
817
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:55,649
♪ I look hot in it, hot
in it, I look hot in it ♪
818
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:57,776
♪ Tonight I'm gon' be
rocking it, dropping it ♪
819
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,361
- Yes!
- ♪ Shake my... ♪
820
00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:01,178
[sighs]
821
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,532
[sighs]
822
00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:06,225
- [phone rings]
- Fuck's sake.
823
00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:17,629
[exhales]
824
00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:20,215
I'm panicking. I need your help.
825
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:24,493
He asked me on a date.
A date! He asked me.
826
00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:29,707
You are a genius, Love Doctor.
827
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,562
[snores]
828
00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:35,212
[Amelia] Love Doctor?
829
00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:38,341
Love Doctor?
830
00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:42,386
- Love Doctor?
- A date?
831
00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:46,349
Yes, a, um
832
00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:49,244
a date is a great idea.
833
00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:50,913
[chuckles]
834
00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:53,648
This is where you have to
put it all on the line.
835
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,961
- What do you mean?
- It's not going to be easy.
836
00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,404
But if you truly love...
837
00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:04,885
Billy Walsh,
838
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,179
I'll tell you exactly
what you need to do
839
00:54:07,203 --> 00:54:08,972
to make sure he loves you back.
840
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:11,808
Tell me. I'll do
whatever you say.
841
00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:17,546
The meaner you treat him,
the keener you'll keep him.
842
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:24,220
Billy Walsh will be like
putty in your hands.
843
00:54:26,514 --> 00:54:29,725
It's human nature 101.
844
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:41,046
The meaner you are
to Billy Walsh,
845
00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:43,924
and anyone else in the
restaurant, for that matter,
846
00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:45,324
the better.
847
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,538
Er...
848
00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,500
What is this, the 1950s?
849
00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:57,503
Take this away.
850
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,297
And get me a beer!
851
00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:14,162
- So...
- So what?
852
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:17,314
Uh... so, you like beer?
853
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:23,296
- Love it.
- Cool.
854
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,948
I guess this doesn't matter.
855
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:32,180
Er, so, tell me about
yourself, Billy boy.
856
00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:34,683
What brings you to
the United Kingdom?
857
00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:37,835
AKA England.
858
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:42,757
Er, my father,
actually. He's a...
859
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,945
Ooh.
860
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:50,931
He's actually a... [clears
throat] importer and exporter.
861
00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:58,105
What time do you
get off tonight?
862
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:01,192
Er...
863
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,989
Around 11. Once
I've done the bins.
864
00:56:07,490 --> 00:56:10,201
Good to know, cutie.
865
00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,661
[chuckles awkwardly]
866
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:18,709
Hey, you OK?
867
00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:20,711
Never better.
868
00:56:22,213 --> 00:56:24,590
[slurps]
869
00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:26,592
[gulps]
870
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:40,540
So you're a swim team captain,
871
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:45,420
rugby captain, and
you're an A-star student?
872
00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:48,656
What, were you made in a lab?
873
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,760
I bet your parents
worship the ground
874
00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:53,762
that Golden Balls walks on.
875
00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:55,287
It's not like that.
876
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:58,332
And to top it all
off, let me guess.
877
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,561
Your parents are happily married
878
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,314
and they have been since they
met at that high school dance
879
00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:06,066
35 years ago.
880
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:09,051
[scoffs] What a cliché.
881
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,137
You know what?
882
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,992
Tonight was a mistake.
883
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,810
You're not the person
I thought you were.
884
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:23,149
[door opens]
885
00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:28,612
- [door opens]
- Call me!
886
00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:55,848
[groans]
887
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,672
You know, I've been
judged my entire life.
888
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,674
People have looked at me
and figured it must be
889
00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:14,885
the easiest thing in the
world being Billy Walsh.
890
00:58:14,909 --> 00:58:16,511
- I...
- And that it's inconceivable
891
00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:19,538
for me to somehow feel
any hardship or sadness.
892
00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:21,600
- That's not a...
- You don't know
893
00:58:21,624 --> 00:58:23,810
that I haven't shared a
conversation with my dad
894
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,103
in the past five years
895
00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:28,464
about anything other than
sports or scholarships.
896
00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:30,817
And ever since my mom died,
897
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,611
he has been so consumed
by his own pain
898
00:58:32,635 --> 00:58:34,637
he is completely
oblivious to mine.
899
00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:38,450
And you don't know that
because you don't know me.
900
00:58:38,474 --> 00:58:40,976
And just like everybody
else, you don't want to.
901
00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,793
Tonight was a mistake.
902
00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:50,527
I just wanna say
903
00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:56,843
you have the most
incredible bone structure.
904
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,410
[scoffs]
905
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,666
[turns engine on]
906
00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:16,887
[indistinct chatter]
907
00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:23,328
- [sighs]
- [tannoy feedback]
908
00:59:23,352 --> 00:59:25,872
[Amelia] Hello, everyone.
909
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:29,125
My name is Amelia
Elizabeth Brown.
910
00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:30,877
Shit.
911
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,529
And last night, I
misjudged someone.
912
00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:38,260
Someone who had the bravery to
show me who they really are.
913
00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:41,388
To show me their scars, so
914
00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:44,331
now I'm going to show you mine.
915
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:49,169
OK, I'll start at the beginning.
916
00:59:50,421 --> 00:59:51,797
When I was three,
917
00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:55,568
we were stuck in traffic
on the way to Disneyland
918
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:59,346
and I had to go to the
bathroom, like, now.
919
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,492
My parents told me to go on
the side of the motorway,
920
01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:03,994
thinking it was
just a number one.
921
01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:05,120
[laughter]
922
01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:07,622
- So, I got out...
- Huh?
923
01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:09,708
Dutifully squatted down
924
01:00:09,732 --> 01:00:11,710
and took a huge dump
on the hard shoulder.
925
01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:14,069
[laughter]
926
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,573
Amelia Brown's officially
having a mental breakdown.
927
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:20,427
[Amelia] When I was four,
928
01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:22,595
my family and I
went to Edinburgh
929
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,515
and decided to go to
the botanical gardens.
930
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:28,268
I was drawn to these
giant lily pads.
931
01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:32,188
I had memories of watching frogs
jump on them in Disney movies
932
01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:34,065
and thought it would
be an excellent idea
933
01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:37,569
to try and hop onto one to see
if it could hold my weight.
934
01:00:37,593 --> 01:00:40,280
[sniffs] I hate
these fucking kids.
935
01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:41,889
It didn't.
936
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,535
OK, this is a good one.
937
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:47,579
When I was five,
938
01:00:47,603 --> 01:00:51,148
I stood on a wasps' nest
while playing hide and seek.
939
01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:55,462
I was wearing a skirt and
got stung on my vagina.
940
01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:56,546
[laughter]
941
01:00:56,570 --> 01:01:01,551
- Hashtag swollen lips.
- This is gold. [Laughs]
942
01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:04,453
Hashtag officially ruined.
943
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,514
[emojis giggle]
944
01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:09,249
[loud chatter]
945
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:27,619
You know, when I was eight,
946
01:01:27,643 --> 01:01:30,354
my mum, she wanted me to
go to the Girl Guides.
947
01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:33,565
I really didn't want to go.
948
01:01:35,401 --> 01:01:38,278
But she took me there anyway.
949
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:42,074
And before I got
out of the car...
950
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,412
I told her that I hated her.
951
01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:55,379
A few days later, she got sick
952
01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:58,132
and was taken into hospital.
953
01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:01,969
When I was nine,
954
01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:06,682
my mum still wasn't
out of hospital.
955
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:16,024
And when I was ten, she died.
956
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:18,569
[cries quietly]
957
01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:25,468
When I was 11,
958
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:28,763
my dad brought a
mannequin home from work
959
01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:31,724
and started dancing with
it in our living room.
960
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,810
Milly!
961
01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:36,503
Milly, stop. You
don't have to do this.
962
01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:50,851
When I was 12, I developed a
massive crush on Justin Bieber.
963
01:02:51,852 --> 01:02:53,663
And when I was 13, I
stuck a picture of him
964
01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:55,874
- onto my dad's mannequin...
- [boy] She's in here!
965
01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:58,984
- And practised kissing it.
- [students laugh]
966
01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:16,811
I think it's safe to say
that now, standing here,
967
01:03:16,835 --> 01:03:18,938
watching Milly reveal
the most embarrassing,
968
01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:21,566
most horrific parts of her life,
969
01:03:21,590 --> 01:03:23,634
I may have taken this
a little too far.
970
01:03:26,094 --> 01:03:28,514
[students jeer and chatter]
971
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:34,436
When I was 14, I started padding
my bra with tissue paper.
972
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:50,053
I heard somewhere along the
way that if you love someone,
973
01:03:50,077 --> 01:03:52,514
you have to set them free.
974
01:03:52,538 --> 01:03:54,724
[sighs] It's a hard
concept to understand
975
01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:57,334
unless you've been
where I am right now.
976
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:05,008
And when I was 15,
977
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,822
I started to get worried
that I'd never been kissed.
978
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,099
[Archie] But maybe that is
exactly what I have to do.
979
01:04:12,975 --> 01:04:14,452
I have to set Amelia Brown.
980
01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:17,956
♪ When I look into
your eyes ♪ free.
981
01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:19,415
When I was 17...
982
01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:20,875
♪ It's like watching the night ♪
983
01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:24,570
- [fire extinguisher hisses]
- [screaming]
984
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:29,199
♪ Or a beautiful sunrise ♪
985
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:32,387
♪ Well, there's so
much they hold ♪
986
01:04:32,411 --> 01:04:35,122
[fire alarm rings]
987
01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:41,312
♪ And just like them old stars ♪
988
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:46,401
♪ I see that you've
come so far ♪
989
01:04:46,425 --> 01:04:50,804
♪ To be right where you are ♪
990
01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:55,809
♪ How old is your soul? ♪
991
01:04:57,227 --> 01:05:00,039
♪ Well, I won't give up on... ♪
992
01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,709
I'm still 17 years old.
993
01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:07,755
♪ Even if the skies get rough
♪ - And I'm about to graduate.
994
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:13,052
♪ I'm giving you all my love ♪
995
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,496
♪ I'm still looking up ♪
996
01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:22,669
♪ And when you're
needing your space ♪
997
01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,982
♪ To do some navigating ♪
998
01:05:26,006 --> 01:05:28,800
And I've still
never kissed anyone.
999
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:34,240
♪ I'll be here
patiently waiting ♪
1000
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:37,827
♪ To see what you find ♪
1001
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,662
[gasps]
1002
01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:43,499
♪ Cos even the
stars, they burn ♪
1003
01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:44,917
[laughs]
1004
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:50,340
♪ Some even fall to the earth ♪
1005
01:05:50,364 --> 01:05:52,157
- ♪ We got... ♪
- No!
1006
01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:55,511
Detention! Forever!
1007
01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:57,245
Perverts!
1008
01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:09,091
Don't stop, William.
1009
01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:15,948
[indistinct chatter]
1010
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,950
[shouting]
1011
01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:23,414
♪ If I were you, I
would open my curtains ♪
1012
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:27,043
[boy grunts] No,
no, no! [Groans]
1013
01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:32,715
♪ If I were you, I would
have a look outside ♪
1014
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:35,575
[mouths]
1015
01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:38,346
♪ Put on my shoes ♪
1016
01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:42,767
♪ And leave this
sunken room behind ♪
1017
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:45,269
♪ And I would drive ♪
1018
01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:48,630
[boys chant]
1019
01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:59,891
♪ And on my way, I would
visit your mother ♪
1020
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,038
Wait till you see
what I do with these.
1021
01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:09,526
♪ If I were you, I would
ask about her life ♪
1022
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,425
♪ Maybe you'll find... ♪
1023
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,051
[chuckles]
1024
01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:19,429
You know, I might be one of
the only people in the universe
1025
01:07:19,453 --> 01:07:22,956
who doesn't like popcorn
or milk chocolate balls.
1026
01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:25,935
- More for me.
- OK.
1027
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,020
[chuckles]
1028
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,088
[cheering]
1029
01:07:31,590 --> 01:07:33,508
This is the best part.
You don't wanna miss it!
1030
01:07:35,302 --> 01:07:37,262
- [audience gasps]
- [farts]
1031
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:42,493
- I'm sorry.
- Did you just fart?
1032
01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:44,186
Um, no.
1033
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:47,457
It... It was a fear fart.
1034
01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:49,816
Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
1035
01:07:50,609 --> 01:07:53,737
- [crashing in film]
- [cheering]
1036
01:08:14,174 --> 01:08:15,550
[phone chimes]
1037
01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:22,891
♪ Who knows how long we got? ♪
1038
01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:25,620
[phone rings]
1039
01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:30,232
♪ As long as I am breathing ♪
1040
01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:36,571
♪ Know it's not
too late to love ♪
1041
01:08:39,199 --> 01:08:41,159
[phone continues ringing]
1042
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,363
- [school bell rings]
- [cheering]
1043
01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:25,096
How are you holding up?
1044
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,139
I won't be needing
that, that's for sure.
1045
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,540
[William grunts]
1046
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:34,546
[sighs]
1047
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,890
[Archie] Wow.
1048
01:09:46,892 --> 01:09:48,977
[gasps] Whoa.
1049
01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:54,107
[Rupert] All well out
there in the universe?
1050
01:10:01,156 --> 01:10:02,782
Ready for your big day tomorrow?
1051
01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:09,456
[Rupert sighs]
1052
01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:19,507
[Rupert groans]
1053
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,094
[exhales]
1054
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:35,774
Can I ask you
something about Mum?
1055
01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,068
Always.
1056
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:44,282
How did you know that,
you know, she was the one?
1057
01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:46,952
Oh, that was easy.
1058
01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:49,889
She was the only girl in
university who wanted me.
1059
01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,891
- [scoffs] Dad!
- [laughs]
1060
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:55,335
- No, I'm serious.
- [sighs]
1061
01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,731
OK, well, um
1062
01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:02,443
she had this beat-up
old Volkswagen.
1063
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:07,406
One day, she broke down right
outside the university gates.
1064
01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,742
And that was the first time
that I plucked up the courage
1065
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:12,620
- to speak to her.
- What did you say?
1066
01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:15,480
Well, her head was buried
in the bonnet, but I said...
1067
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:19,418
"Time to check that thing
into the old Volks' home,
1068
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:20,670
don't you think?"
1069
01:11:20,694 --> 01:11:22,088
- No, you didn't.
- [laughs] Yes.
1070
01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:26,509
No, you didn't! Oh, I
hope she ran a mile!
1071
01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,010
Well, luckily for me,
1072
01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:31,263
your mum was new to the area,
so I did offer her a tour.
1073
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,265
All the way to the
local petrol station,
1074
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,184
which just happened
to be miles away,
1075
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:40,338
and we fell in love on
that drive... as friends.
1076
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,193
Friends?
1077
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:46,928
Yeah, best friends.
1078
01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:53,810
We spent... Well, we spent
every waking moment together.
1079
01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:57,623
I mean, there was nobody
1080
01:11:57,647 --> 01:12:00,817
we would rather spend
time with than each other.
1081
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,611
You know, it just
1082
01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,365
it just made perfect sense.
1083
01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:14,247
If you think too loudly,
1084
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:17,709
you'll never hear the
answer you're looking for.
1085
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,593
Right, I'm gonna go to
bed. I love you, Mills.
1086
01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:45,528
[Maggie sighs, chuckles]
1087
01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:50,867
[sighs] How do I look?
1088
01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:52,702
Like your mother.
1089
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,558
Well, thanks for
your help, Maggie.
1090
01:12:57,582 --> 01:13:00,227
I never would have got this
dress over these bad boys.
1091
01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:03,046
[chuckles] He's one lucky boy.
1092
01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:05,924
Would you both mind
giving me a minute?
1093
01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:08,259
Of course.
1094
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,641
[footsteps recede]
1095
01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:01,020
Always follow your heart, Mills.
1096
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,778
It'll rarely lead
you the wrong way.
1097
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,782
[motorbike approaches]
1098
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,353
Hey, Billy.
1099
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:27,922
- Good afternoon, Mr Brown.
- How are you?
1100
01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:36,097
[Billy] Milly?
1101
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:41,352
- Hey, Milly, you in there?
- [knocking at door]
1102
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:43,563
- Milly?
- [whispers] The window.
1103
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:48,627
♪ I wanna see the rest of the
world the same way that you do ♪
1104
01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:51,797
♪ I wanna be the home that
you leave and you return to ♪
1105
01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,048
Godspeed!
1106
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:55,575
♪ I wanna stay here in your
arms as long as I can do ♪
1107
01:14:56,034 --> 01:14:57,702
[gasps]
1108
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:03,058
♪ The silver hair
and golden years ♪
1109
01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:07,188
♪ That seem so far
until they're near ♪
1110
01:15:07,212 --> 01:15:12,800
♪ There's so much left
to do down here, I know ♪
1111
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:16,197
♪ All anyone wants is just ♪
1112
01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:20,367
♪ More time, more
life, more healing ♪
1113
01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:24,812
♪ More love, more us,
more feeling, yeah ♪
1114
01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:28,459
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing ♪
1115
01:15:28,483 --> 01:15:32,546
♪ More you, more
nights for dreaming ♪
1116
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:36,217
♪ These days go by
so fast and I... ♪
1117
01:15:36,241 --> 01:15:37,468
Huh?
1118
01:15:37,492 --> 01:15:41,972
♪ Oh, I just need, I'm
just needing more ♪
1119
01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:43,873
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1120
01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,646
- ♪ Oh, I just need... ♪
- [dress rips]
1121
01:15:48,670 --> 01:15:52,006
[children shout]
1122
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:57,887
♪ Yeah, I just need,
I'm just needing more ♪
1123
01:15:58,388 --> 01:15:59,782
♪ More ♪
1124
01:15:59,806 --> 01:16:02,117
- [Amelia screams]
- [bike bell rings]
1125
01:16:02,141 --> 01:16:04,119
♪ More healing ♪
1126
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:08,564
♪ More love, more us,
more feeling, yeah ♪
1127
01:16:09,107 --> 01:16:12,253
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing ♪
1128
01:16:12,277 --> 01:16:14,505
♪ More you, more
nights for dreaming ♪
1129
01:16:14,529 --> 01:16:15,738
[yelps]
1130
01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:20,702
♪ These days go
by so fast and I ♪
1131
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:25,724
♪ Oh, I just need, I'm
just needing more ♪
1132
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,977
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1133
01:16:28,001 --> 01:16:29,395
♪ More ♪
1134
01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:32,147
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing ♪
1135
01:16:32,171 --> 01:16:33,399
♪ More ♪
1136
01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:36,193
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing ♪
1137
01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,778
♪ More ♪
1138
01:16:37,802 --> 01:16:41,180
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I just need,
I'm just needing more ♪
1139
01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:44,517
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1140
01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:52,025
William, please, just...
Can you just leave me alo...
1141
01:16:57,989 --> 01:17:01,451
- What are you doing here?
- Shut up.
1142
01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:08,583
Get dressed.
1143
01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:11,961
[Amelia sighs]
1144
01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:13,588
I need a date.
1145
01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:19,069
- What happened to Boy Wonder?
- Less questions, more dressing.
1146
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:20,887
[sighs] We should
be drunk by now.
1147
01:17:21,596 --> 01:17:22,597
Enough.
1148
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:29,079
We've barely spoken for weeks,
1149
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,457
and now you're here in
my house, in my room,
1150
01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:32,708
asking me to drink champagne
1151
01:17:32,732 --> 01:17:34,626
and pretending like
everything's normal.
1152
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,587
[sighs] Archie, I...
1153
01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:38,964
Look, if you and Billy have
had some sort of argument
1154
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,342
and you've come here because
you want little old Archie
1155
01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:44,011
to pat you on the back and
tell you it will all be OK,
1156
01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:45,119
it's not gonna happen.
1157
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,665
Not today.
1158
01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,377
Not anymore.
1159
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,814
Archie, that's not why I'm here.
1160
01:17:55,838 --> 01:18:00,194
- Then why are you here?
- Because I made a mistake.
1161
01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:01,511
OK?
1162
01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:07,225
A big, fat, stupid mistake.
1163
01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:14,249
I've spent so long dreaming
of having a boyfriend
1164
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:19,070
and falling in love and
going on romantic dates.
1165
01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:22,281
Sunset kisses.
1166
01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:27,537
When always
1167
01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:32,375
it's been right in front of me.
1168
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:36,045
Are you...?
1169
01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:41,693
I love you...
1170
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:46,264
Archibald Richard
Randolph Reginald Arnold.
1171
01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:53,771
And I always have.
1172
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:01,988
- [groans]
- [glass smashes]
1173
01:19:03,448 --> 01:19:06,159
- [clang]
- [groans] Whoa!
1174
01:19:06,826 --> 01:19:09,245
[objects rattle]
1175
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:15,644
- How'd that go?
- Yep. Yep.
1176
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:17,604
♪ Love is like rocket,
watch it blast off ♪
1177
01:19:17,628 --> 01:19:20,023
♪ And I'm feeling so
electric, dance my arse off ♪
1178
01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:22,276
♪ And even if I wanted
to, I can't stop ♪
1179
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,695
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1180
01:19:24,719 --> 01:19:26,864
♪ My love is like rocket,
watch it blast off ♪
1181
01:19:26,888 --> 01:19:29,408
♪ And I'm feeling so
electric, dance my arse off ♪
1182
01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:31,869
♪ And even if I wanted
to, I can't stop ♪
1183
01:19:31,893 --> 01:19:34,413
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1184
01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:36,915
♪ You want me, I
want you, baby ♪
1185
01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,441
♪ My sugar boo ♪
1186
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:41,903
[chuckles]
1187
01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:49,535
[phone chimes]
1188
01:19:57,251 --> 01:19:58,252
[sighs]
1189
01:20:14,644 --> 01:20:15,811
[phone vibrates]
1190
01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:26,531
[phone vibrates]
1191
01:20:34,539 --> 01:20:35,790
[phone vibrates]
1192
01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:41,813
- [gasps]
- Milly.
1193
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,714
I'm gonna need some help.
1194
01:20:48,261 --> 01:20:49,512
What the fuck?
1195
01:20:51,556 --> 01:20:55,768
- [inhales]
- What the fuck, Archie?
1196
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:57,895
I can explain.
1197
01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,897
What the fuck?
1198
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:03,526
Amelia, wait. Please.
1199
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:09,574
[car door opens]
1200
01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:25,399
There are moments in your life
1201
01:21:25,423 --> 01:21:27,192
where you're faced
with just two choices.
1202
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:29,194
[car engine starts]
1203
01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,779
The consequences of either one
1204
01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:33,222
will shape the rest of your
days for as long as you live.
1205
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,284
Sometimes you have to listen
1206
01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:37,101
to what the universe
is trying to tell you.
1207
01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:40,539
Sometimes all you can do is tell
the universe to go fuck itself
1208
01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:43,316
and do exactly what you
know in your heart is right.
1209
01:21:46,986 --> 01:21:49,798
And if there's one thing I
know now more than ever before
1210
01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:54,219
it's that Amelia
Brown is my universe.
1211
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:55,953
[sighs] That'll do.
1212
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:04,086
It's time for the finale.
1213
01:22:14,722 --> 01:22:15,806
[grunts]
1214
01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:31,364
- What the fuck?
- [laughs]
1215
01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:37,411
[laughs]
1216
01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:44,043
[laughs]
1217
01:22:44,502 --> 01:22:47,004
[distant music playing]
1218
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:53,094
[Amber] You're really
impressive in class.
1219
01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:57,932
You're, like, totally right
about everything you say.
1220
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:03,020
- [footsteps approach]
- [student] Let's get a drink.
1221
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,818
- Hey.
- Hi.
1222
01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:11,737
- Can we talk?
- [clears throat]
1223
01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:18,077
You look really
beautiful, Amber.
1224
01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:20,579
I know.
1225
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:27,044
- Photo booth.
- [girls chatter]
1226
01:23:32,133 --> 01:23:35,720
- Anyone spiked the punch yet?
- Er, yeah.
1227
01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:37,805
Excellent.
1228
01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:44,687
So, er
1229
01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:48,232
things have been
a little... weird.
1230
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,212
And I, and I think...
Well, well, no...
1231
01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:55,823
I know that's on
me. Mostly on me.
1232
01:23:57,658 --> 01:24:02,329
But for what it's worth,
I truly am sorry for
1233
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:05,124
well, everything.
1234
01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:11,547
And you're a great guy,
Billy. I mean that.
1235
01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:16,153
- But...
- Look, um... [clears throat]
1236
01:24:16,177 --> 01:24:18,721
I've never been
broken up with before.
1237
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:22,767
So, is it OK if I just
stop you right there?
1238
01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:30,065
I am sorry.
1239
01:24:35,446 --> 01:24:36,864
So where is he then?
1240
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:44,079
I think it's gonna be me,
myself and Milly for a while.
1241
01:24:45,164 --> 01:24:48,626
- Sounds chaotic.
- [chuckles]
1242
01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:54,149
Er... find me for a dance later?
1243
01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:56,842
- You can count on it.
- [Tony] Hey!
1244
01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:00,572
- Ooh!
- Where have you been?
1245
01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:02,115
Sorting out your little problem.
1246
01:25:02,139 --> 01:25:03,891
What problem would
that be exactly?
1247
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:06,519
[laughs]
1248
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:11,148
[pole creaks]
1249
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:17,696
[exhales]
1250
01:25:18,531 --> 01:25:19,740
[grunts]
1251
01:25:27,373 --> 01:25:30,018
[footsteps approach]
1252
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:31,460
Who's there?
1253
01:25:32,962 --> 01:25:36,257
Stop right there.
I've... I've got a gun!
1254
01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:43,180
No way are you rescuing me.
1255
01:25:43,889 --> 01:25:46,785
You're only a hero if the
person needs rescuing,
1256
01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:48,787
and I was perfectly
fine out here alone
1257
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:51,105
enjoying some quality
Archibald time.
1258
01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:53,333
Yeah?
1259
01:25:53,357 --> 01:25:55,568
I see you got a haircut too.
1260
01:25:57,236 --> 01:25:58,863
[Archie groans]
1261
01:26:01,115 --> 01:26:03,200
[pants]
1262
01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:09,456
Go get her.
1263
01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:13,252
Right.
1264
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,089
This doesn't mean we're friends!
1265
01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:21,468
The English. So dramatic.
1266
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,265
♪ Baby, if you thought
that I was trouble ♪
1267
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,202
♪ Then you're gonna hate
what's coming next ♪
1268
01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:31,812
♪ Kinda like your worst
nightmare but double ♪
1269
01:26:32,146 --> 01:26:34,583
♪ Is that an angel?
No, it's your ex ♪
1270
01:26:34,607 --> 01:26:37,252
♪ Remember how you screwed
up when I was a brunette? ♪
1271
01:26:37,276 --> 01:26:39,838
♪ I don't think you knew
just what you'd done ♪
1272
01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,280
[grunts]
1273
01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:47,137
[students chatter]
1274
01:26:47,161 --> 01:26:48,430
I need that microphone.
1275
01:26:48,454 --> 01:26:50,390
I think you're gonna need
a lot more than that.
1276
01:26:50,414 --> 01:26:52,684
I fucked up. It's
about a girl, and...
1277
01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:53,977
It's about a girl?
1278
01:26:54,001 --> 01:26:55,085
Why didn't you say?
1279
01:26:57,087 --> 01:27:00,341
[booing and jeering]
1280
01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:02,885
[girl] Wanker!
1281
01:27:04,470 --> 01:27:08,098
Just picture everybody naked.
Especially that one over there.
1282
01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:10,619
- Shrivelled yam bag.
- [Archie laughs]
1283
01:27:10,643 --> 01:27:11,953
[laughter in crowd]
1284
01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,414
- [boy 1] Don't give him the mic!
- [girl 1] What are you doing?
1285
01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:17,691
- [boy 2] You suck!
- [booing]
1286
01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:21,087
[girl 2] Get him off!
1287
01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:23,173
[girl 3] Get off
the fucking stage!
1288
01:27:23,197 --> 01:27:26,075
- [boy 3] Bell-end!
- [jeering continues]
1289
01:27:28,661 --> 01:27:31,080
- Happy graduation, honey!
- [laughs]
1290
01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:34,625
[crowd gasps]
1291
01:27:36,001 --> 01:27:38,921
- [laughter]
- [girl 4] Get off.
1292
01:27:39,964 --> 01:27:42,675
[girl 5] You're up there, come
on, at least say something.
1293
01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:46,404
[girl 6] Go home, loser!
1294
01:27:46,428 --> 01:27:48,865
- My name is...
- Cakeface Boy!
1295
01:27:48,889 --> 01:27:50,909
[laughter]
1296
01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:52,619
[booing and shouting]
1297
01:27:52,643 --> 01:27:55,229
[boy 3] Get off the
stage, four eyes!
1298
01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,249
- [crowd chants] Off! Off! Off!
- [groans]
1299
01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:01,318
[laughter]
1300
01:28:12,079 --> 01:28:13,890
[jeering continues]
1301
01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:16,291
For as long as I can remember...
1302
01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:19,145
I've been fascinated
by the night sky.
1303
01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:20,522
[boy] Who cares?
1304
01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:24,693
Home to over 200
billion trillion stars.
1305
01:28:24,717 --> 01:28:28,238
And much like our universe, we
were all born after a big bang.
1306
01:28:28,262 --> 01:28:31,348
- Oh. Amen.
- [laughter]
1307
01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:36,186
And just like the stars, we're
all unique in our own ways.
1308
01:28:36,729 --> 01:28:37,855
Billy.
1309
01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:42,168
You're a solar-type star,
just like Alpha Centauri.
1310
01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:44,421
You'll burn so bright
that we can all see you,
1311
01:28:44,445 --> 01:28:46,715
a gravitational pull so large
1312
01:28:46,739 --> 01:28:48,299
that others are
drawn towards it.
1313
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,010
[boy] That's our Billy!
1314
01:28:50,034 --> 01:28:53,888
We have hot blue stars that
are naturally so beautiful.
1315
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:56,749
We have super giant
stars and so many more.
1316
01:28:57,207 --> 01:29:00,461
And, all of you, you're
all your own stars.
1317
01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:05,650
I'm a binary star.
1318
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:09,595
A star system consisting of two
stars orbiting a common centre.
1319
01:29:10,804 --> 01:29:13,390
The B star, me,
1320
01:29:13,724 --> 01:29:17,352
it shines less bright,
but its counterpart
1321
01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:23,650
the primary star, it
burns much brighter.
1322
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,236
Much hotter.
1323
01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:31,575
And I almost destroyed
my counterpart.
1324
01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:34,244
My star.
1325
01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:41,644
Never again will I lose
sight of its brilliance.
1326
01:29:41,668 --> 01:29:45,798
Never again will I be so
stupid or so selfish or so
1327
01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:52,012
scared.
1328
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,065
Milly.
1329
01:30:04,942 --> 01:30:07,337
I will never again stand
in the way of what you want
1330
01:30:07,361 --> 01:30:09,279
or what makes you happy.
1331
01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:13,009
And I'm truly sorry that I
have kept something from you
1332
01:30:13,033 --> 01:30:14,993
for as long as I can remember.
1333
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,098
And I can blame it on the
universe as much as I want,
1334
01:30:18,122 --> 01:30:19,498
but the truth is...
1335
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,461
I've been a coward.
1336
01:30:28,715 --> 01:30:30,717
Until now.
1337
01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:37,075
Amelia Elizabeth Brown...
1338
01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:38,493
[chuckles]
1339
01:30:38,517 --> 01:30:42,288
I love you more than I have
ever found a way to say.
1340
01:30:42,312 --> 01:30:43,873
I love you more than
I did yesterday,
1341
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:46,316
and I will love
you more tomorrow.
1342
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,212
I love you more than the
universe, more than the stars...
1343
01:30:49,236 --> 01:30:51,738
Just shut up.
1344
01:30:55,993 --> 01:30:57,995
And kiss me.
1345
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,364
♪ This wasn't how
it's supposed to go ♪
1346
01:31:16,388 --> 01:31:18,324
♪ I should be the one
you're dancing with... ♪
1347
01:31:18,348 --> 01:31:20,952
Any childhood loves
I should know about?
1348
01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:23,538
- Charles Dickens.
- ♪ Everybody at my fingertips ♪
1349
01:31:23,562 --> 01:31:26,833
- He's dead, right?
- Ninth of June, 1870.
1350
01:31:26,857 --> 01:31:29,127
♪ And, baby, you were
meant to follow me ♪
1351
01:31:29,151 --> 01:31:31,278
♪ And I was gonna
act surprised ♪
1352
01:31:31,737 --> 01:31:34,323
♪ Even though I'd know
you... ♪ - Wanna dance?
1353
01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:39,137
♪ It's not like
I've been crying ♪
1354
01:31:39,161 --> 01:31:40,388
♪ No ♪
1355
01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:44,601
♪ There's just
smoke in my eyes ♪
1356
01:31:44,625 --> 01:31:47,770
♪ Cos this ain't no
John Hughes movie ♪
1357
01:31:47,794 --> 01:31:50,523
♪ Where the girl gets the guy ♪
1358
01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:54,777
♪ You look right through
me every time you walk by ♪
1359
01:31:54,801 --> 01:31:58,364
♪ I keep waiting for
the heartbreak music ♪
1360
01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:00,617
♪ That's never gonna come ♪
1361
01:32:00,641 --> 01:32:04,436
♪ Cos if you don't want me ♪
1362
01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:06,313
♪ Then you're not the one ♪
1363
01:32:15,155 --> 01:32:17,241
♪ Sitting on a bathroom floor ♪
1364
01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:19,868
♪ Trying to get my
composure back ♪
1365
01:32:20,369 --> 01:32:22,204
♪ Think I built it up too tall ♪
1366
01:32:22,913 --> 01:32:25,207
♪ Knew I should've
worn my Adidas ♪
1367
01:32:26,416 --> 01:32:31,314
♪ It's not like I've
been crying, no ♪
1368
01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:35,259
♪ There's just
smoke in my eyes ♪
1369
01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:39,113
♪ Cos this ain't no
John Hughes movie ♪
1370
01:32:39,137 --> 01:32:41,532
♪ Where the girl gets the guy ♪
1371
01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:45,912
♪ You look right through
me every time you walk by ♪
1372
01:32:45,936 --> 01:32:49,540
♪ I keep waiting for
the heartbreak music ♪
1373
01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,751
♪ That's never gonna come ♪
1374
01:32:51,775 --> 01:32:55,797
♪ Cos if you don't want me ♪
1375
01:32:55,821 --> 01:32:57,298
♪ Then you're not the one ♪
1376
01:32:57,322 --> 01:32:59,324
[phone line rings]
1377
01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:05,765
Hello?
1378
01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:07,976
Yes, hello.
1379
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,686
Is this the Love Doctor?
1380
01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:13,088
[♪ "Tongue Tied" by Grouplove ♪]
1381
01:33:39,573 --> 01:33:41,634
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
1382
01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:45,704
♪ Going round this
roundabout, oh, yeah ♪
1383
01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:50,018
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
1384
01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:55,756
♪ I loved you then and I
love you now, oh, yeah ♪
1385
01:33:56,506 --> 01:34:00,737
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
1386
01:34:00,761 --> 01:34:04,949
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1387
01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:09,245
♪ Don't... ♪
1388
01:34:09,269 --> 01:34:10,687
♪ Break ♪
1389
01:34:17,611 --> 01:34:19,756
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
1390
01:34:19,780 --> 01:34:24,743
♪ Marmalade, we're
making out, oh, yeah ♪
1391
01:34:26,078 --> 01:34:28,306
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
1392
01:34:28,330 --> 01:34:34,330
♪ I loved you then
and I love you now ♪
1393
01:34:34,795 --> 01:34:38,983
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
1394
01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:43,237
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1395
01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:47,450
♪ Don't... ♪
1396
01:34:47,474 --> 01:34:49,577
♪ Break ♪
1397
01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:51,954
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1398
01:34:51,978 --> 01:34:56,209
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied,
let's stay up all night ♪
1399
01:34:56,233 --> 01:35:00,463
♪ I'll get real high,
slumber party, pillow fight ♪
1400
01:35:00,487 --> 01:35:04,801
♪ My eyes on your eyes like
Peter Pan up in the sky ♪
1401
01:35:04,825 --> 01:35:06,427
♪ My best friend's
house tonight ♪
1402
01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:08,763
♪ Let's bump the
beats till beddy-bye ♪
1403
01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:12,975
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
1404
01:35:12,999 --> 01:35:17,188
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1405
01:35:17,212 --> 01:35:21,442
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
1406
01:35:21,466 --> 01:35:25,738
♪ Don't kiss me goodnight ♪
1407
01:35:25,762 --> 01:35:30,267
♪ Don't... ♪
1408
01:35:36,481 --> 01:35:38,543
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
1409
01:35:38,567 --> 01:35:43,071
♪ Going round this
roundabout, oh, yeah ♪
1410
01:35:44,865 --> 01:35:46,926
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
1411
01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:52,539
♪ I loved you then
and I love you now ♪
1412
01:35:53,457 --> 01:35:57,603
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
1413
01:35:57,627 --> 01:36:01,816
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1414
01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:06,070
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
1415
01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:10,324
♪ Don't... ♪
1416
01:36:10,348 --> 01:36:14,620
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
1417
01:36:14,644 --> 01:36:18,875
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1418
01:36:18,899 --> 01:36:23,087
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
1419
01:36:23,111 --> 01:36:27,616
♪ Don't... ♪
1420
01:36:31,286 --> 01:36:34,539
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1421
01:36:35,248 --> 01:36:39,044
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1422
01:36:40,378 --> 01:36:43,673
♪ Yeah ♪
1423
01:37:04,277 --> 01:37:07,280
♪
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