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♪♪
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♪ I bet we've been
together for a million years ♪
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♪ And I bet we'll be
together for a million more ♪
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♪ Oh, it's like I
started breathing ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪
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Want to buy a raffle
ticket, win a trip to Mexico?
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It's for my school.
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Ah, that sounds good.
How much are they?
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Two dollars.
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Yikes! Two dollars!
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Wow. Two dollars.
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I don't know if I
can swing that.
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Let's see.
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Boy, it's really fat.
You must be loaded.
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See that?
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See what happens?
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Just a minute.
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All right.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You want to buy a raffle
ticket, win a trip to Mexico?
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Sure.
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If I sell more than
the other kids,
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I get a bike.
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Oh, in that case,
Andy, I'll take three.
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I'll take three, also.
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Alex only took one,
and that was a struggle.
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I thought I heard
his wallet go off.
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Yeah.
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- Hey, gang.
- Hi. -Hi.
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Hi. Do you think I
should wear one of these
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to my high school reunion?
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I-I wore this to my graduation
party, and this one to my prom.
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Oh, Mom, I love these.
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I love antique dresses.
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Excuse me?
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Mom, come on. You
don't honestly think
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you're going to fit into
either of those, do you?
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Mom, what I mean
is, they-they...
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they look... they
look too big for you.
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You must have been
beefy in high school.
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What are you going to wear, Dad?
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Whichever one your
mother doesn't want.
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Oh, cut it out, Steven.
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He's just grumpy 'cause
he has to go to the reunion.
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Well, why shouldn't I be?
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I don't know anyone.
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Everyone will be
clamoring around her.
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I'll be sitting in the corner,
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sucking up punch
with some nerds.
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This is so exciting, Mom...
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Your high school reunion.
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I bet all your old boyfriends
are going to be there.
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No, I didn't really
have many dates.
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I was just waiting for my
Prince Charming to come around.
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Hmm. Did he?
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Oh. Dad. Right.
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Come on, Elyse,
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you were the most popular
girl in your high school.
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You had millions of dates.
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Not really.
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What about this Roger
Erdman guy, huh?
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He's been calling all week.
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He insisted on coming
over to see you today.
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"Eggy" Erdman? Please!
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He was my next door neighbor.
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Wait a minute... Roger Erdman.
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Roger Erdman of
Erdman Enterprises?
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That's the one.
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Mom, that man is a genius!
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His-his-his computer
software company
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grossed $75 million last year.
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So what?
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So...
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So you knew Roger Erdman,
and you married Dad?!
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Why?
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All right, that's
it! I'm not going!
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Gown or no gown.
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I can't believe you
knew Roger Erdman,
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and you didn't tell me!
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The things you
keep from me! You...
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Who else do you know?
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Lee Iacocca?
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No, just Eggy.
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Well, what was he like?
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Well, you know, he was
kind of a sweet, awkward guy.
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He had the locker next to mine.
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He could not close that locker
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without catching some
part of his body in it.
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He was a strange character.
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He was really a nerd.
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Hello.
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I know the type.
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Uh,
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do you guys mind if I
hang out here for a while?
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It's kind of lonely at my house.
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Where are your parents?
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They went away for the
weekend on a skiing trip.
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What about your girlfriend?
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She went with them.
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- Oh, my!
- Well, here he is.
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- Eggy!
- Elysey!
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Oh. Oh.
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He's a little nerdy, isn't he?
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So there I was in school,
walking down the halls,
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you know, carrying my books.
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I always had a ton
of books with me,
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because I had a lot of
trouble opening my locker.
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Closing it was no
picnic, either, actually.
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Anyway, I always...
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- Uh, excuse me.
- Oh.
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- Um, need some more coffee?
- Oh, thank you.
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- Whoa, be careful!
- Oh, oh, oh!
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- Thank you.
- There we go. There we go.
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All right.
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So I-I usually brought
everything I owned with me.
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You know, I'd go down the
halls with my books, clothes,
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microscope, a
dozen handkerchiefs,
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my saxophone and an
assortment of dried fruits.
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I should have had one of
those, uh, shopping carts,
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but I wanted to
be cool, you know.
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That is cool.
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I'm-I'm getting rid
of my shopping cart.
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You remind me of someone.
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Anyway, I was a real
bully-magnet at school,
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you know, a target
for book dumping.
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Even the school nurse would
get in a shot now and again.
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But I could always count on
good old Elysey to help me out,
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to protect me, to tell me
to stand up for myself.
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Do you remember uh,
Vinnie... Vinnie D'Agostino?
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Yeah. Oh, he was tough.
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I remember once he
held your head underwater
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at the public pool.
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Yes, he did, and
it was uncalled for,
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considering he was
the lifeguard on duty.
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Mr. Erdman...
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Mr. Erdman, may I
ask you a question?
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Certainly, but
please call me Eggy.
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I prefer not to, sir.
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I-I-I... I don't think that...
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that that's suitable for someone
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of your standing in the
business community.
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Uh, I could call you... I
could call you Mr. Eggy.
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Fine. That's what
my Mom calls me.
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I'm intrigued...
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by your wealth. Um...
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Where did it come
from, how did you get it,
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and, um... will you
share it with me?
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Alex, I'll be honest with you.
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I-I never dreamed I'd have
this much money, you know?
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Uh, as a matter of
fact, when I was a kid,
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I was actually a bit of a nerd.
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But I was a tremendous nerd.
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What was that like?
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Take a wild guess, Skip.
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Well, anyway, it would
have been miserable
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if it weren't for
Elyse Donnelly,
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the most popular girl in the
school, and she was my friend.
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Yeah.
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You want to buy a raffle ticket?
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Oh, sure.
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- Uh, how much are they?
- Two dollars.
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Oh, two dollars.
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All right, I'll take one.
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Just one? Alex said
you were loaded.
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He's confused. He's confused.
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What I... what I said was that
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you may be... quite well off.
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You said $75 million,
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not counting what he's
probably hiding from the IRS.
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The things that come
out of this kid's mouth,
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I'm... I'm telling you.
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So I just used to
stay up in my room
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and make up all these imaginary
games and puzzles and tricks,
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and you know, they
became the nucleus
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of my Ledgermatic
Computer Software System.
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Ah. Aha.
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Getting back to your wealth...
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Alex, come on, I've described
it to you in every way possible.
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It's-it's large, it's
paper, it's green,
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let's greet it now... money!
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Hey! Yeah. Okay.
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All right. Can I ask
you a question?
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Uh, um, do you ever...
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do you ever just kind of lay it
out and-and roll around in it?
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I bathe in it.
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Alex, please, I don't
want to talk about money.
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All right. Okay. All
right, all right, all right.
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Um, this... this, uh...
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this... this is not about money.
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Well, that's a
giant breakthrough
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in our relationship.
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This is about life.
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Go ahead.
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Will you adopt me?
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Come on, Alex, you have
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a-a full, complete,
loving family here.
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Yeah. Yes.
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I think I've gotten everything
I can out of the situation.
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Let's run away together.
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Look, you may not
want to hear this,
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but money is not all
that it's cracked up to be.
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See...
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It is not a sure
ticket to happiness.
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All you guys with
money say that.
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And then you go
home to your mansions,
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and you laugh hysterically.
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I want to be with you guys.
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I want to laugh with you.
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I am so ready to be rich.
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You have no idea.
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No, I have a good
sense of it, Alex.
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I'll tell you what: why
don't I just give you
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a couple of million,
we'll call it even?
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I love you.
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Uh, you knew him
before Dad, and yet you...
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Why am I torturing myself?
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You have a beautiful
family there, Elyse.
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Steven, Andrew, the
girls... young Mr. Scrooge.
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Thank you.
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Boy, I can't believe that you're
actually here in my house.
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Well, look at you!
You look so grown up.
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Your hair is combed,
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your shoes are actually
on the right feet...
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Yes. That's one of the
advantages of being rich.
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I hired a man that takes care
of that before I leave the house.
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He's very good.
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So happy for you, for
everything that's happened.
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For all the success
you've achieved.
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I always told you you
could do it, didn't I?
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Yes, you did, Elysey.
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You were the only one.
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So, you proud of
your little Eggy?
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You bet!
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My God, Elyse, you're more
beautiful than I remember.
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Ah, you say that
to all the girls.
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There are no other
girls. There's only you.
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Oh, Eggy.
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Do you remember... we
did our act on the talent night
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of the Senior Follies?
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Yeah...
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Remember, we-we wore
those matching outfits?
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God, those were
beautiful dresses.
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You had a run in your stocking.
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That night is so clear to me!
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Uh, it was in the gymnasium,
the lights went down,
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and the announcer
got up and said:
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"Attention seniors,
seniors, seniors...
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"And now, now... the
South Sandusky, Sandusky...
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"High School Entertainment
Committee, Committee...
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"proudly presents
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"sents... sents... Elyse
Donnelly, ly, ly, ly...
259
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"and Roger...
260
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,697
"Is this thing on?
I don't think it's on.
261
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"Erdman... man, man...
262
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"the Doo-Wop
Twins... ins, ins...
263
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"with their rock and roll
rendition... ion... ion...
264
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of 'Dream Lover!'
Lover, Lover...!"
265
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♪ Dream lover ♪
266
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,013
♪ Where were you? ♪
267
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:48,350
♪ Dream lover with
a love so true... ♪
268
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,919
We were so good that night!
269
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,053
Good? We were incredible!
270
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,655
Remember the hand we got?
271
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,356
Yeah, I remember a
couple of people booed.
272
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,159
Well, my parents never
liked that sort of thing.
273
00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:01,430
Then... then we rushed
off into the wings, and...
274
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,465
and you kissed me.
275
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,533
No. Did I?
276
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,734
Yeah.
277
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,403
Right here.
278
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:11,073
For a long time, I was
thinking of having it framed.
279
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,042
It was such fun.
280
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,043
Let's do it again.
281
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,044
We've got to do it again.
282
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,045
I've been practicing.
283
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,346
Do it again... remember?
284
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,615
♪ Splish splash, I
was taking a bath ♪
285
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,518
- Eggy...
- ♪ Long about a Saturday night ♪
286
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,887
- Oh!
- ♪ Ding dang... ♪
287
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,922
We did it! It's over!
288
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,059
I mean, come on, we're
not in high school anymore.
289
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,894
You got to grow up.
290
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,564
Oh, don't look at
me like that, Eggy.
291
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,833
You don't think I've
grown up, Elyse?
292
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,002
I-I didn't mean anything by it.
293
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,204
- I...
- You're sorry I came, though, huh?
294
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,839
No, I'm not. I'm
glad to see you.
295
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,941
It's just that it's...
it's 25 years later,
296
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:49,231
I don't feel like splish-
splashing with you, that's all.
297
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,901
You say that to a Doo-Wop Twin?
298
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,855
You have changed. Boy!
299
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,123
Let's-let's drop it, okay?
300
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,392
Let me make you a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich
301
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,728
and a raw egg for dessert...
You've always loved that.
302
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,263
No, thanks. I've eaten.
303
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,365
And if you haven't
noticed, Elyse Donnelly,
304
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,899
I have grown up.
305
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,102
I'm not the same Eggy you knew.
306
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,186
I'm a new, improved Eggy.
307
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,840
One that won't be bothering you
308
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,908
with silly little
memories of a time
309
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,491
you'd evidently rather forget.
310
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,029
Far as I'm concerned,
high school never existed.
311
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,152
See you at the reunion!
312
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,587
♪ Dream lover ♪
313
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,308
♪ I can't go on... ♪
314
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,297
♪ Everybody needs... ♪
315
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,899
I can't believe I feel
so nervous about this.
316
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,567
What if no one remembers me?
317
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,169
How do you think I feel?
318
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,938
There's no chance anyone's
gonna remember me.
319
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,374
I'm just afraid someone
will remember me
320
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:55,611
and lock me in the
girls' bathroom all night.
321
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,627
Probably go sign in here.
322
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,583
Uh, excuse me. Hi. I...
323
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,419
Elyse Donnelly!
I can't believe it!
324
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,087
You look exactly the same.
325
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,288
- Bob Dunphy.
- Bob!
326
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,790
Hi! Hi!
327
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,825
Hi, Elyse. Norma Coleman.
328
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,493
I was hoping you'd show up.
329
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,495
It's great to see you guys!
330
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,331
This is Roger Erdman.
331
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,967
Eggy? No, it can't be... your
shoes are on the right feet.
332
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,437
And this... this...
333
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,329
Yeah, we know who this
is... Danny Wasserstein!
334
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,345
No, I'm Steven Keaton.
335
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,512
Nah, get out of here!
336
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,148
You're Danny
Wasserstein, class clown!
337
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:36,652
Uh, I-I'm Steven
Keaton, Elyse's husband.
338
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,488
Yeah, sure, and
I'm Ethel Merman.
339
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,826
Elyse, is he Danny
Wasserstein, or what?
340
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,183
How you been, Danny?
341
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,965
Hey, everybody,
it's Elyse Donnelly,
342
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,618
Eggy Erdman and
Danny Wasserstein!
343
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,405
- Danny, how are you?
- Danny, how you doing?
344
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,474
I-I'm not Danny!
345
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,747
Hi.
346
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,483
Remember me? The prom?
347
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,772
After the prom?
348
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,745
Danny Wasserstein.
349
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,342
Hey, listen, Eggy,
I'm really sorry
350
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,378
about holding you underwater
in the community pool that time.
351
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,081
It's no problem, Vinnie;
I was asking for it...
352
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,269
Sitting on a beach
chair, reading the Bible.
353
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,294
Welcome back, South
Sandusky Class of '63!
354
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,068
And now it's time to
meet our class celebrities.
355
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:03,605
Now, whatever became
of Mr. Most Athletic,
356
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,607
Wally Carello? Wally!
357
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,826
What a hunk, huh? Whoa, whoa!
358
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,116
And...
359
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,852
whatever happened
to Mr. Class Clown...
360
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:20,689
He's a panic... Crazy
Danny Wasserstein?
361
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,634
Yeah, what a nut, huh?
362
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,936
Oh...
363
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,371
And I know this lady's out here.
364
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:39,441
Where is Miss Homecoming
Queen, Captain of the Cheerleaders,
365
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:42,444
Captain of the Swim Team,
Captain of the Wrestling Team,
366
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,547
Miss Elyse Donnelly?
367
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,458
And the guy voted
Least Likely to Succeed,
368
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,527
who's probably more
successful than anybody
369
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,162
in this room, who
I'd like to talk to
370
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,599
afterwards about an auto
center I'd like to purchase...
371
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,268
where is Roger "Eggy" Erdman?
372
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,408
Wait, hold on, hold on.
373
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,745
You know, I'm wondering,
is there anybody out there
374
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,381
who remembers a group
called the Doo-Wop Twins?
375
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,417
Do you remember
what they did for us
376
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,286
during Senior Follies?
Come on! Doo-Wop!
377
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,755
Doo-Wop! Doo-Wop! Doo-Wop!
378
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,764
♪ Splish splash, I
was taking a bath ♪
379
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,967
♪ Long about a Saturday night ♪
380
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,403
♪ Rub-a-dub, just
relaxin' in the tub ♪
381
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,739
♪ Thinking everything
was all right ♪
382
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,407
♪ Well, I stepped
out of the tub ♪
383
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,775
♪ Put my feet on the floor ♪
384
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,444
♪ I wrapped the towel around
me and I opened the door ♪
385
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,281
♪ And then, ooh, splish splash,
I jumped back in the bath ♪
386
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,150
♪ Well, how was I to know
there was a party going on? ♪
387
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,353
♪ There was a-splishin'
and a-splashin' ♪
388
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,923
♪ Rollin' and a-strollin' ♪
389
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,425
♪ Movin' and a-groovin' ♪
390
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,261
♪ Reelin' with the feelin' ♪
391
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:09,197
♪ Splish splash, I
jumped back in the bath ♪
392
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:13,669
♪ Well, how was I to know
there was a party going on? ♪
393
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,186
♪ Splishin' and a-splashin' ♪
394
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,421
♪ A-splashin' ♪
395
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,257
♪ Rollin' and a-strollin' ♪
396
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,825
♪ Movin' and a-groovin' ♪
397
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,126
♪ Movin', groovin' ♪
398
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,528
♪ Reelin' and feelin' ♪
399
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,862
♪ Reelin' with the feelin' ♪
400
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,364
♪ Splishin' and a-splashin' ♪
401
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,166
♪ Rockin' and a-rollin' ♪
402
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,301
♪ Splish splash, I
was taking a bath! ♪
403
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,836
Whoo!
404
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,681
Eggy, that was great!
405
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,697
We did it! It was great!
406
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,921
Oh, Roger!
407
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,937
Elyse... Wait, Elyse!
408
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,094
Guess who won the
raffle and the trip to Mexico.
409
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,347
Who?
410
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,681
Buenas noches,
my little burrito.
411
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,139
No, Skippy, I am
not your little burrito.
412
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,375
Oh, come on, Mal, why
don't you just wing up
413
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,010
to sunny Mexico with me?
414
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,411
Mexico's not up, Skippy.
415
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,179
Wh-Where is it, down?
416
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,865
It's out there somewhere.
417
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,020
Well, I don't care, as long
as you know where it is.
418
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,377
Buenos días, my little burrito.
419
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,925
Yeah, buenos días to you, my...
420
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,544
young and faithful enchilada.
421
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,565
Skippy won the
raffle at Andy's school.
422
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,170
Hey, wait a min... Andy!
423
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,140
Andy, you told me I
was gonna win that.
424
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,656
I tell everybody that.
425
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,196
Bandito.
426
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,748
Hi, gang.
427
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,784
Hey, how did it go?
428
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,985
Not that great.
429
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:13,689
I was a big hit, but, uh...
430
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,358
your mother and
Eggy had a little run-in.
431
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,928
Mom, how could you?!
The man is a millionaire!
432
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,931
Maybe a trip to Mexico
would make you feel better?
433
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,686
I don't know, I'm-I'm
not in the mood.
434
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,671
Hi.
435
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,074
Honey, I think we'll
all be in the other room.
436
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,275
How about you, Mr. Keaton?
437
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,444
Would you like to go
to Mexico with me?
438
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,028
Which weekend is it, Skippy?
439
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,740
Whatever she did,
she didn't mean it.
440
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,459
Forgive me, Elyse.
441
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,095
When I, when I saw you,
it brought everything back.
442
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,697
I was 16 again, and so were you.
443
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,365
We're not, though.
444
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,701
You know, we're not 16, we're...
445
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:03,004
well, I'm almost 30.
446
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,259
And strangely, I'm 41.
447
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,345
You were always
a little different.
448
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,648
Seeing you has brought
this all back to me, too, Eggy...
449
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,118
You know, growing up
together, the old neighborhood,
450
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,353
your old apartment
on Steuben Avenue.
451
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,255
6706 Steuben Avenue.
452
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,090
- Yeah.
- Apartment 4-A.
453
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,827
My parents, next-door,
in apartment 4-B.
454
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,996
I used to wait for
you at the bus stop
455
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,564
to come back from
cheerleading practice.
456
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,333
Remember? I used to
carry your pom-poms.
457
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:31,868
Oh, yeah...
458
00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:33,702
And sometimes the
guys would whistle at me.
459
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,571
- Uh-huh...
- And sometimes I'd whistle back.
460
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,241
And when we got home, we'd
practice the cheers together.
461
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,642
- You remember?
- Yeah.
462
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,644
Remember? S-A-N-D...
463
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,413
Please don't do the whole thing.
464
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,549
Usky!
465
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,851
- Thanks.
- I'm-I'm just... I'm sorry.
466
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,154
I was way, way out of line.
467
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,488
I-I-I... I got crazy.
468
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,725
I had no business doing
what I did; no business.
469
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,527
I'm a married woman.
470
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,062
How serious is it?
471
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,399
Danny Wasserstein and
I are very much in love.
472
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,834
I know.
473
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,869
Of course I do, and I...
474
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,205
I'm very happy about
it; I... really, I am.
475
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,773
It's what you deserve.
476
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,642
Oh, Eggy.
477
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,144
It's just that I've thought
about you all these years.
478
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,881
And every time I dreamt
about the moment we'd meet...
479
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,784
it always ended in a kiss.
480
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,219
Well, I've thought
about you, too,
481
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,921
and the moment
that we would meet,
482
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:29,858
and it always ended
in a minor injury.
483
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,660
You thought about me? Really?
484
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,829
Well, yeah, sure.
485
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,463
Ah, I love that.
486
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,465
See, when I think about you,
487
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,467
I think that all my success
488
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,937
and the great things
that have happened to me
489
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,573
have a lot to do with you.
490
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:48,810
Your having believed in
Eggy meant the world to me.
491
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,846
Ah. You weren't
hard to believe in.
492
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,014
You were a good friend.
493
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,016
You're definitely,
seriously married, huh?
494
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,186
That's what I always
loved about you...
495
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,721
You could always make me laugh.
496
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:02,224
You could always bring
out the silly side in me.
497
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:06,083
I could bring out the
silly side in Attila the Hun.
498
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,364
Well, you know how,
when I was a little kid,
499
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,700
I used to always take
myself a little too seriously.
500
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,635
I could never have
done "Splish Splash"
501
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,003
with anyone but you.
502
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,638
You-you taught me
503
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:19,708
it was okay to be silly,
that it could be fun.
504
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,910
I've carried that
throughout my whole life.
505
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:25,313
It helps when
you have four kids.
506
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:26,681
So there's...
507
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:30,418
still a little Eggy
left in your life, huh?
508
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:31,853
There is.
509
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,188
That's good.
510
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,490
I like that.
511
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:36,958
So...
512
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:40,729
you made me believe in myself...
513
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,064
and I made you silly.
514
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,648
It's a fair trade, believe me.
515
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,552
It was great to see you, Elysey.
516
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:54,332
It was great to see you, too.
517
00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,899
Eggy...
518
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,721
This one I'm definitely framing.
519
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,286
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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