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♪♪
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♪ I bet we've been
together for a million years ♪
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♪ And I bet we'll be
together for a million more ♪
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♪ Oh, it's like I
started breathing ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪
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No, no, see, this color's
all wrong for you, Andy.
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You must stay away from green.
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I'm not promising anything.
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You are a winter person.
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Your colors are gray,
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blue, navy, azure.
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And you must stay
away from plaids
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and avoid large prints
whenever possible.
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Hey, I came in here to eat.
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Andy, I'm giving you
a free color analysis.
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So? I don't even pick
out my own clothes.
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Hi. Is your dad home yet?
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- Hi, Mom.
- No.
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Has he called?
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No, not yet. Why?
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Well, your father is down at the
Columbus Community Playhouse.
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They are considering
putting on a play he wrote,
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and I'm just kind of anxious
to see what the decision is.
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Really? What's it about?
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Well, it's a very
autobiographical story
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about how we
met and fell in love.
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There's some very nice
moments from the '60s.
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A Draft Card for the
Burning by Steven Keaton.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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"Oh my diamond in
the rough from Buffalo,
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come let me love you."
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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I've-I've heard that before.
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Wait a minute. Oh!
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It's an old memory.
It's an old, old memory.
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I'm-I'm in my crib...
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I'm-I'm tossing, I'm turning...
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It's a nightmare.
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It's Dad's play.
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It's alive!
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There's a chance that the
Columbus Community Playhouse
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is gonna do it.
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They must be stopped.
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I think it's nice that it
might be produced again.
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You mean it's been
produced before?
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Oh, yeah, when
we were in college.
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Your father directed
and I had the lead...
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The activist-anthropology
student Sequoia Free.
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I'm telling you, the
'60s were a joke.
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I mean, everyone was running
around with these cartoon names.
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I wouldn't laugh if I were you.
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When you were a little baby,
we called you "Moon Muffin."
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He looks like a little
moon muffin, doesn't he?
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Yeah, well, it could
have been worse.
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I could have been
"Moon Muffin Free."
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I remember you telling
us about this play.
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Isn't it the one that almost
broke you and Dad up?
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Yeah. It-it did
almost break us up.
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Your father's whole personality
just changed completely.
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He became insanely jealous
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about whoever
played opposite me.
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He became extremely
pompous and terribly theatrical.
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Yum-da-da, da-da-da, dum! ♪
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"The Columbus Community
Theatre is proud to announce
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"the Ohio debut
of Steven Keaton's
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A Draft Card for the Burning."
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Oh!
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Congratulations.
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Well, thank you. It's
going to be the first
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in their "Undiscovered
Playwrights of Ohio" series.
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I'm going to direct it,
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and, Elyse, I want
you to star in it.
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Oh, it's so sweet of you
to think of me... I can't.
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Why not? It'll be
just like the old days.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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I-I know there was a
little tension the last time
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we worked together,
but it's all in the past.
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We're so much more mature now.
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Anyway, it's only
going to play two days.
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Well, what two days
do you have in mind?
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- Sunday and Monday.
- Oh, heartbreak!
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I'm not available.
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You don't even know
which Sunday and Monday.
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Well, it-it doesn't really
matter because I've just joined
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this group "Sundays
and Mondays in Ohio."
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Well, um...
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maybe we could
move the play nights
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- to Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
- No, no.
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Don't do that, because "Sundays
and Mondays" might be changing
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to "Tuesdays and Wednesdays."
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Well, I'm certainly
not going to beg you.
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I'm sure Shakespeare
had his rejections.
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Probably not from his wife,
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but...
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I'll find another
leading actress.
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This town must be
full of Sequoia Frees.
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"We must turn
back the tide of war.
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"Lay bare the kelp
of poverty and greed.
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"Uncover in the seashells
of human experience
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"man's more peaceful nature
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"as the waves...
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wash onto the shore of life."
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"Oh, my diamond in
the rough from Buffalo,
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come let me love you."
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Okay.
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Very good.
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Very, very good!
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- Carol, we'll let you know.
- Okay.
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Uh, Steven, I just want
you to know that I've done
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a lot of classic theater from
Ibsen to Shaw and back again.
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And the role
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of Sequoia Free in A
Draft Card for the Burning
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is perhaps the most significant
role written for a woman
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since Joan of
Arc... in Joan of Arc.
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I loved it too, Steve.
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The moment I read it.
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I was in my office,
just kicking back,
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after finishing a root canal.
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I picked it up... I picked it
up and couldn't put it down.
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It had fire!
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- It had a...
- Jeff! Jeff, please!
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You've already got the part.
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No, no, I mean it.
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It just rolls off the tongue.
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"Kelp of poverty."
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"Seashells of experience."
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Do you like fish, Steve?
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Hey, how's it going?
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It's tough, Alex.
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Why, Dad having trouble
finding any actors for his play?
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No, it's been tough on me
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sitting here
listening to all this.
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I'm starting to see past
lives and envying them.
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That tough, huh?
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Have you read the
whole play yet, Alex?
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No, nobody's read
the whole play.
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Not even Dad.
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Why? Have you?
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I tried, but I, I
kept blacking out.
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Ah, fine. If you just...
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Hey, Pop.
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Pop!
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Nice. I hear it's going
like gangbusters.
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Well, uh, the material's
certainly holding up.
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The trick is to find
actors of the same caliber.
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- That's gonna be tough, Dad.
- Mm-hmm.
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All right! Let's, uh,
let's get on with it.
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Ready, Alice?
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- Okeydokey.
- Okay...
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- Exactly what he did.
- I told you he did...
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- Shh. Shh.
- Oh! Oh!
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I'm sorry, Steven,
I didn't realize
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your auditions
were still going on.
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- We'll get out of your way.
- No, no.
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Stay, Elyse.
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Stay and watch her
butcher the dialogue
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meant to come
only from your lips.
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Anytime, mon capitan.
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Okay, uh, Jeff, Alice, uh,
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let's-let's read a little.
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Have fun with it,
and, um... begin.
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"We must turn
back the tide of war!
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"Uncover the kelp...
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"of poverty and greed.
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"Lay bare
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"the seashells of
human experience
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"of man's more peaceful nature
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"as the waves wash
onto the shore of...
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life!"
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"Oh!
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"My diamond in the
rough from Buffalo!
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Come let me love you!"
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That's fine, honey.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no. Th-There's more.
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Not necessarily.
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I have a full
sense of your gift.
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Thank you.
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Yes, all right.
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Come again.
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Anyone else back there, Jen?
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I don't know. Let me go see.
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All right, let's knock
it off, then, Jeff.
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Oh, all right.
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Do you know how
much I love this?
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Jeff, you've got
the job, I swear!
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Okay.
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Oh!
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How'd it go, Dad?
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Any luck?
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Rough afternoon, Mal. Rough.
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Very discouraging.
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Well, don't worry.
It's still early.
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Oh, we're kidding ourselves.
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Your mother's the only one
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who can play Sequoia Free!
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We might as well not do it.
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Oh, come on, Dad.
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There's got to be someone else.
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No, no! There's no one!
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I wrote it for
you, only for you.
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It's our... it's our life,
Elyse, our passion.
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And if you can't find it in your
heart to be my Sequoia Free,
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well, I say forget it.
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Let A Draft Card for the
Burning die a proper death.
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Oh, my diamond in
the rough from Buffalo...
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come let me love you.
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That's right, two performances
starting Saturday night.
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You want six tickets?
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May I ask why?
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I mean, where?
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Okay, they'll be held
at the door for you.
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Six tickets, front row, center.
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That'll be, uh... $1.50.
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Okay, six more
reservations, Andy.
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How many does that give us?
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Eleven.
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Hey.
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How's it going, fellow siblings?
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Okay.
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Where are the Lunts?
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They're in there rehearsing.
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Well, what do you think, Alex?
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It's Mom's dress for the play.
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That's not her dress.
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That's her handkerchief.
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Alex, Sequoia Free is a
high-spirited, unconventional
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woman of the '60s.
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This is an extension
of her fantasy life.
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Sequoia Free is your mother.
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Okay?
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She does not
have a fantasy life.
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And she's not going
to be wearing this
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as long as "Alex Free" is alive.
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Elyse! How can you make
such a big deal about this?
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Because already it's
getting out of control.
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How can you say that?
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Steven, maybe you
aren't even aware of it,
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but every time Jeff comes
near me, you start acting
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more like a jealous
husband than a director.
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Jeff?
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You call him Jeff?
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Isn't that a little familiar?
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His name is Dr. Cooper.
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Well, Mom, I'm done.
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What do you think?
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- Oh, that's wonderful.
- What's that?
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Oh, this is for me in the
sit-in scene in the second act.
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Why do you need a handkerchief?
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00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:57,099
This isn't a handkerchief,
Steven, this is a dress.
257
00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:59,001
And it reflects the era.
258
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,587
Elyse, the-the '60s
was a time of... decorum.
259
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:08,644
Of-Of prim and proper
behavior, as I remember.
260
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,914
People wore these, kind
of, high-necked dresses.
261
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:14,965
You know, right up...
right up to the eyes.
262
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,701
We're ready in there, Admiral.
263
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,324
Whoa! Elyse!
264
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,659
You gonna wear that?
265
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,628
It's no bigger than
a handkerchief!
266
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,848
Fabulous!
267
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,770
Your job's hanging
by a thread, Jeff.
268
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,023
I love your dialogue, Steve.
269
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,845
All right! This is
the big sit-in scene
270
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,213
in the dean's office.
271
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,950
We'll take it from
your speech, Elyse,
272
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:52,588
at the top of page, uh, 311.
273
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,757
Oh, Randolph...
274
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:58,912
your courage is courageous,
outrageous and contagious.
275
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,566
I'm all three of those, Sequoia.
276
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,733
Let them come.
277
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:05,935
Let them take us away!
278
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,053
At least we'll be together.
279
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,813
Okay, hold it!
280
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,248
What is it, Steve?
281
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,250
The kiss was too much!
282
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,718
Don't-Don't dwell on it.
283
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,521
Uh, make it incidental...
A throwaway.
284
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,023
What... what the... well, look
at this stage direction, Steve.
285
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,292
"With the heat of love
burning in his heart,
286
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,661
Randolph sweeps Sequoia
into a passionate embrace."
287
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,863
That's a throwaway?
288
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,433
It's a matter of interpretation.
289
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,720
Oh?
290
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,071
Hm...
291
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,640
I think Randolph's... worn out.
292
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,941
Mm.
293
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,077
Too-too tired and
emotionally drained
294
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,447
to do much more than
shake hands with Sequoia.
295
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,949
I-I-I wouldn't even go that far.
296
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,965
Make it a high five.
297
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,889
A high five?
298
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:03,292
That doesn't seem right.
299
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,294
Jeff, you're a dentist.
300
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,913
What do you know about
art? Your area is pain.
301
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,367
I-I have to agree
with Jeff, honey.
302
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,470
Oh, do you, Sequoia?
303
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,205
Well, when-when a man says, uh,
304
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,540
"Sequoia, darling, I
love you with all my heart.
305
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,376
Come to me. I'm on fire..."
306
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,877
Well, people
expect them to kiss,
307
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,080
you know, not-not
just give a high five.
308
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,782
Oh, fine.
309
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,951
Let's just give the
people what they expect.
310
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,886
Let's just give them
what they're used to.
311
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,856
"I love you." Kiss.
"I love you." Kiss.
312
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,858
You've seen it a million times.
313
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,294
"I love you."
314
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,310
High five.
315
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,701
Now that's something
new... something different.
316
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,537
Look, I'm the director. I
say the kiss does not work.
317
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,239
Now, let's please
get on with it.
318
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,507
Let's take it from here.
319
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,433
And, Jeff, please, keep
your lips to yourself.
320
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,420
Five minutes,
everybody! Five minutes!
321
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,790
Four minutes, 55 seconds.
322
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,792
Four, 50.
323
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,393
Four, 49.
324
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,630
Ah! Whoa. Ah, it's
just a play. It's just...
325
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,765
I keep telling
myself. It's just a play.
326
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:17,966
- Dad?
- Yeah.
327
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,069
Dad, well, what do
you think of the outfit?
328
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,637
Oh, it's a gas!
329
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,873
The amazing thing
is, this is my own.
330
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,208
Wait, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
331
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,010
You mean you wore
that stuff in the '60s?
332
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,778
No, this is what I wear now.
333
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,431
I was really
straight in the '60s.
334
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,685
- Oh.
- Je...
335
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,986
- You nervous?
- Oh!
336
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,155
It's in your hands now, Elyse.
337
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,658
Yours and... and
Oscar's and Jeff's.
338
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,227
Boy, am I nervous.
339
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,995
Brings back a lot of
memories, doesn't it?
340
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,630
- Mm-hmm.
- So long ago.
341
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,699
Our opening night.
342
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,034
Also our closing night.
343
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,504
Mm. I'm so glad you
decided to do this play.
344
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,506
Elyse, you are... Sequoia Free.
345
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,341
- Ah.
- Now and forever.
346
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,077
- Break a leg, honey.
- Thanks, baby.
347
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,279
The Columbus Community
Playhouse proudly presents
348
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,848
the Midwest premiere of...
349
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,283
A Draft Card for the Burning
350
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,902
by Stephan Micel Keaton.
351
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,022
Who is Stephan Micel Keaton?
352
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,825
Who do you think?
353
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,795
I'm afraid those are the final
demands, Dean Hutchinson.
354
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,964
We are not going to budge
355
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,834
until you agree to
meet us here, in person.
356
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:31,507
Oh, Randolph, how can one man
be so wonderful... and so perfect?
357
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:35,043
It's a question I
often ask myself.
358
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,311
Dean Hutchinson...
359
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,646
You're an artist, Mr. Keaton.
360
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,081
- Shh!
- Thank you, Connie.
361
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,150
I know that.
362
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,485
I'll tell you, Sequoia...
363
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,521
Well, two minutes
left in the first act.
364
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,207
The audience is loving it.
365
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,561
It's only a matter
of time, Randolph,
366
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,230
and then they storm the room.
367
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,866
I don't think the
dean is going to show.
368
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,868
He'll show, Sequoia.
369
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,204
I feel it. I know it.
370
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,891
Oh, Randolph, I
admire your chutzpah!
371
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,978
It's far out!
372
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,080
Oh, Sequoia, my darling,
373
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,116
I love you with all my heart.
374
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,974
Come to me! I'm on fire!
375
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,525
Mmm.
376
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,234
Boy, they are really
going at it, aren't they?
377
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,902
They don't even look
like they're acting.
378
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,804
Yeah, boy, this is great
writing, Mr. Keaton.
379
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,274
- Come on! -Come on!
380
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,276
I told you, no kissing!
381
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,612
Didn't you see the sign?
382
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,781
She kissed me!
383
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,316
I was acting, Steven!
384
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,852
It came out of the
moment! It seemed right!
385
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,753
There! You happy now, Steve?
386
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,222
I told you, she kissed me.
387
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,390
I didn't see you
trying to fight her off.
388
00:16:55,414 --> 00:17:00,162
When a beautiful woman
kisses Randolph, he kisses back.
389
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,197
Randolph is a man of passion.
390
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,199
Don't tell me who Randolph is!
391
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,816
He's me!
392
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,474
He is you, Steven!
393
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,576
So why don't you play him?
394
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,813
Now, I've got an office
full of patients waiting.
395
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,047
Fine! I will!
396
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,149
Fine! And when I
run out of anesthesia,
397
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,165
I'll just read them your play.
398
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,458
I have to side with
Jeff on this, Steve.
399
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,527
He's my dentist.
400
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,362
Fine! Why don't you go with him?
401
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,264
You can help him
do some fillings!
402
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,765
Steve, this is uncalled for.
403
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,300
My parents are in the audience.
404
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,801
I-I don't want to
have to wake them up
405
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,659
and tell them I'm
not in the show.
406
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,990
You're out, Good-Vibes.
407
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,047
If-if they go, I'm-I'm going.
408
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,515
Jeff's my dentist, too.
409
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,250
Go! Go! Go!
410
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,252
All of you, go!
411
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,268
Get a gang filling!
412
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,823
See if I care!
413
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,692
And I'll tell you
something else, Jeff.
414
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,776
I'm not flossing anymore!
415
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,866
Dad...
416
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,267
they all gone?
417
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,702
Yeah.
418
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,470
What are we going to do?
419
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:16,872
We'll think of something.
420
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,640
Right.
421
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,876
Whoa.
422
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,111
Oh, Randolph,
423
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,380
it's beautiful
outside right now.
424
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:30,172
The morning rain has washed
away the silence of injustice.
425
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,259
Randolph, come
look with me out the...
426
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,261
Whoa!
427
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,430
Randolph?!
428
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,931
Oh, no.
429
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,299
Hi, Sequoia.
430
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,501
Notice anything different?
431
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,972
Why, yes. You've grown
a beard, haven't you?
432
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,988
Can't leave you
alone for a second.
433
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,144
What is going on?!
434
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,447
Jeff quit. I'm stepping
in. Just improvise.
435
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,670
So, Sequoia...
enjoying the '60s?
436
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,223
The chief of police
couldn't come,
437
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,513
so he told me to tell you
that you're all under arrest.
438
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,870
Thank you, thank
you... friend of the chief.
439
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:25,107
Um... but we're not afraid.
440
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,076
Because any moment now,
Peter Good-Vibes will be coming
441
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,278
through that door with
word from the administration.
442
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,414
Yes! Where could Peter be?
443
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,282
Well, you know Good-Vibes.
444
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,551
He works in strange ways.
445
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,521
Yes, but you can't
question his vibes.
446
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,537
They're good.
447
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,714
Power to the people.
448
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,573
What went down, Good-Vibes?
449
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,576
Dig. Um...
450
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,913
Uh, I go... I go
across town, man.
451
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,582
Fuzz everywhere, man.
452
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,508
Here a fuzz, there a fuzz...
453
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,003
everywhere a fuzz-fuzz.
454
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,526
Look, let me just
say, at this point,
455
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,595
that I have nothing but
respect for our men in blue.
456
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:21,930
If it were up to me,
457
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,033
I'd arrest every single
member of this cast.
458
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,436
Come on, Moon Muffin!
459
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,371
Ah... Sequoia Mom...
460
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,640
um, let's face it, huh?
461
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,342
The '60s are almost over.
462
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,978
We all just want to
make a lot of money.
463
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,915
And I, Peter Good-Vibes,
464
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:43,185
am going to apply
to business school.
465
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,888
Well, Good-Vibes is
off to business school.
466
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,124
So be it!
467
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,226
But we're still
together, Sequoia.
468
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,276
That's all that matt...
469
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,253
Sequoia.
470
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,903
Randolph.
471
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,939
Sequoia?
472
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,507
Randolph?
473
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,576
What are you doing here?
474
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,578
I'm in the play.
475
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,847
You can't be in
the play. You quit.
476
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,749
I know, but I can't stay away.
477
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,451
I love the dialogue.
478
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,820
I don't care.
You're out of here.
479
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,643
Fellas! Randolphs!
480
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,894
Sequoia, I'm on fire for you.
481
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,663
Sequoia, I'm on fire for you.
482
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:32,100
I was on fire for you first!
483
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,536
Let them come. Let
them take us away.
484
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,172
At least we'll be together.
485
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,309
Let them come. Let
them take us away.
486
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,345
At least we'll be together.
487
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,013
Ah!
488
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,348
Oh, right. Dr. Cooper!
489
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:47,549
Come on! Come on! Come on!
490
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:48,717
- Hey. -Look.
491
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,086
- I got him! I got him!
- Oh, Alex!
492
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,554
- Oh, Alex! Huh?
- It's not right.
493
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,945
- Come on. No, no. Sorry.
- Please, you don't have to...
494
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,832
You coming home?
495
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,602
I'm just going to sit here for
a minute, if you don't mind.
496
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,720
Can I join you?
497
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,445
I guess, every 25 years, I
have to make a fool of myself.
498
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,447
That's not so.
499
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,702
It's only been 23 years.
500
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,986
Well, this is it, Elyse.
501
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,123
Draft Card goes
back into the drawer.
502
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:31,226
Alex will be so happy.
503
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,776
It's not a good play, Elyse.
504
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,949
I think I have to face that.
505
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:44,573
It's a lovely play... in spots.
506
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,342
But you-you cut 100, 150
pages out of that sucker,
507
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,358
and it will fly.
508
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,716
I'm sorry I put you
through this, Elyse.
509
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,785
Can you forgive me?
510
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:59,404
Just promise me I won't
have to do it again when I'm 70.
511
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,826
You know, uh...
512
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:09,264
I really didn't need 350 pages
to say what I needed to say.
513
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,587
All I needed was one speech:
514
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,403
I love you.
515
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,072
I'm crazy about you.
516
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,507
I can't imagine what my
life would have been like
517
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,523
if I'd never met you.
518
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:27,315
Oh, my diamond in
the rough from Buffalo,
519
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,638
come let me love you.
520
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,489
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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