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♪ I bet we've been together
For a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ and I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪♪
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Now, andy, just because
My birthday is in a week,
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Doesn't mean you
Have to go all out.
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I don't want you
Running around town,
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Spending all of your money.
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If you want to go into
Two or maybe three stores,
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That's fine.
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Oh, reading a book
To andrew, jennifer?
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Oh, yeah, the three pigs.
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He loved it.
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One of his favorite stories.
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I'm size 7.
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Birthday talk, huh?
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He brought it up.
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Oh, I'm glad he did.
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We should start making
Plans for your party.
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Jennifer, I was going
To surprise you,
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But I can't wait.
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I've worked out some new
Puppet skits for this year's party.
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Swell, dad.
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Now, in the first one,
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Fluffy and marv are in a boat...
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Uh, fluffy is rowing.
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Steven, don't you think
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Jennifer is too old
For puppet shows?
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Really?
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Think so?
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Oh, come on, mom, dad lives
For these puppet shows.
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No, it's all right.
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It is your birthday party.
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It's o.K. It's o.K.
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I know, but I don't
Want dad to mope.
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I'm not going to mope.
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All right! You can
Have your puppet show.
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Yay! Well, I'm going
To take andy upstairs
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And work on some of
My new material with him.
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Now, andy, this is important.
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There are really two puppets.
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Now, fluffy's the funny one.
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Now I know why I
Stopped having birthdays.
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All right, everybody, head's up,
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Ellen's on her way over,
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And I want to make
A good impression.
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Could you all kneel and
Look up at me adoringly?
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All right, o.K., you
Don't have to kneel.
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Just... Just don't
Run away, o.K.?
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I need you in here
For background.
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You know, I liked
It a lot better
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When you dated girls
You didn't care about.
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I take offense to that.
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And that is a slur
On my character.
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You name one girl
I've gone out with
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That I did not care about.
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Sharon webster.
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Ugh.
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There she is.
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All right, uh, help me out here.
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How do I look better,
Sitting or standing
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Or kind of a
Combination of the two?
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That looks most natural.
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Hi, ellen.
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Hi, how you doing? Fine.
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Hi, ellen.
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Aah!
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Allow me to apologize
For my family.
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We do this all the time.
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Hey, alex told me
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You have a big birthday
Coming up, jennifer.
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Number 13.
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Yeah.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, thank you, ellen.
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They were on sale.
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Let's not forget
Who won that one.
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Thanks a lot.
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You know, ellen,
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The more I get to know you,
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The more I like you.
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And I think you're really nice.
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But I think I speak for
Everyone when I say this...
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Why alex?
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I love a challenge.
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So, where you guys
Off to this morning?
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Oh, we're going downtown to the
Susan b. Anthony library to study.
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Yeah, we've got
An exam coming up
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In our babes on parade class.
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Babes on parade?
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The actual name of the course
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Is impact of women on america.
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As if there were one.
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Alex. Alex.
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Oh, come on, I'm serious.
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I mean, I can't
Believe that women
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Can actually take a
Course on themselves.
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It's like charles de
Gaulle taking french.
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Come on, alex, we better go.
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Susan b. Anthony
Hates to be kept waiting.
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All right. Bye-bye.
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Good-bye. Bye.
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Who's, uh, who's susan b.
Anthony, one of their teachers?
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She's a dead feminist, mallory.
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Yuck.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, chrissy. Hi, chrissy.
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Want to walk to
School together, jen?
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Sure. I'll be ready in a minute.
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So, how you liking
Junior high so far?
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Junior high's really different.
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There are a lot of cute boys,
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And all the girls wear
Really cute clothes
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And have cute hair styles.
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How do you like your classes?
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They're, um... Uh...
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Cute?
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's the word I
Was looking for.
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Mom, I'm going to be late.
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I'm ready. Bye-bye, girls.
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Bye. Bye.
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Guess what, jen.
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Stacie connors almost
Said hi to me yesterday.
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What? Are you kidding?
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Stacie connors is one of the
Most popular girls in school.
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Why do you think
I'm telling you?
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Jennifer, if stacie
Connors says hi to us,
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We could get popular, too.
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Can you imagine us
In the popular group?
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I'd die.
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I'd lay down and die.
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I don't know if I'd die.
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I may cough a little.
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Chrissy, this could be the
Answer to all of our problems.
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The reason why we
Hate junior high so much
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Is because we're not popular.
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We're out of it.
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If they let us into their group,
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Our lives will have meaning.
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I know.
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We can eat lunch at their table.
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People will look up to us.
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We could look down
On other people.
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All the cute boys will like us.
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We'll get invited to
All the great parties.
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If we pull this off,
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It will be the biggest
Breakthrough of our lives.
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I know. We'll go
From being miserable
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To being the happiest
People in the world,
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But it's not going
To be easy, chrissy.
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So for now, let's
Stay calm, o.K.?
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You're right.
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It's going to be so great.
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I know!
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Now, what we have to do is
Catch their attention, jen,
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Get them to notice us.
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I have a plan.
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It'll let them know
We're interested
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And still keep our dignity.
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What, give them money?
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No. I'm having a birthday party,
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And we'll invite them to that.
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That's a great idea.
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Wait a minute.
What if they say no?
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Then we'll give them money.
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There they are,
Jen, the cool kids.
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That's where we want to be.
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O.K., got the invitations?
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Yeah.
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Let's go.
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Hi, beth.
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Well, hi, jennifer.
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Hi, I'm having this birth...
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Jennifer, what are you doing?
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Not her. She's not cool.
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That's beth hooper.
She's my friend.
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She's on my soccer
Team. I really like her.
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Would you stop with
This liking people stuff?
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It's really ugly.
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Now, look, jennifer.
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Those are the girls we want.
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That's where we want to be.
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At that table.
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Now let's go, and
Remember, be cool.
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O.K., so I'm walking
Through the mall, o.K.?
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And I'm at that cute
Hat store, right?
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And then, get this...
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The heel of my shoe comes off.
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Oh, my god! That's
So embarrassing!
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I just go, "Oh, please!"
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Oh, my god, stacie.
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I'd die. Right, jennifer?
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Oh. Uh... Yeah. And
I'd go to the funeral.
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Jennifer, you're a riot.
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Come on, jennifer, talk
About important stuff...
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Like clothes.
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Oh, stacie, I think you
Lost one of your earrings.
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I'm only wearing
One earring, o.K.?
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Like, no one wears
Pairs anymore.
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You know, I had to replace
All my pairs of earrings
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With single earrings.
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It cost a lot.
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Just checking.
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Like, can't you guys read?
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This table is
Preserved, you know?
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O.K., listen. I'm serious.
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There's this hot
Party, you know,
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And everybody's
Going to be there.
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So, you know,
You can come. O.K.?
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Like, who's going to be there?
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Like, everybody.
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Like, who?
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Like, bruce springsteen.
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Bruce springsteen?
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Well, actually, bruce bernstein.
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But he's like bruce
Springsteen in many ways.
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He was born in the u.S.A.
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Listen, we're, like,
Going to so many parties.
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O.K.
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Maybe next year.
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You've got to come.
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I mean, like, it's going
To be really good.
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I mean, like, really,
Really good. Really.
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Really?
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Really.
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Really.
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O.K. O.K. O.K.
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O.K.! See you then.
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Bye-bye.
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I can't believe it, jennifer.
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They're coming. I know!
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Saturday at this time,
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The cool kids will
Be at your house.
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That means you'll be cool.
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And since I know
You, I'll be cool, too.
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Let's make sure to dress warmly.
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This is going to be a
Wonderful birthday party, jen.
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Just like last year.
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Oh, I hope so. Last
Year's was great,
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Except when alex tried
To collect cover charge.
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Come on, it was just a buck.
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And a two-drink minimum.
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Well, the puppet
Show's all set to go.
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Fluffy and marv are
Relaxing in the kitchen.
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They're a little nervous,
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But once they hear
The roar of the crowd,
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They'll be fine.
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Mom, you're not spending
Enough time with dad.
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Oh, I'll get it.
262
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:36,879
Hey, ho! Steven: hey, skip.
263
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,314
Hey. Where's mallory?
264
00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:40,850
She's at the store working late.
265
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,085
She'll be home soon.
266
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,887
Now, wait a minute, mrs. Keaton.
267
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,689
Don't tell me.
268
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,258
You've done something
Different to the room.
269
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,094
We put up some
Party decorations.
270
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,897
No. No, no, that's not it.
271
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:57,566
We're having a birthday
Party for jennifer, skippy.
272
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,001
Yeah, look, skip,
Why don't you, uh,
273
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,302
Stick around and help out, huh?
274
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,846
Oh, I didn't know
That. Happy birthday.
275
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,639
Yeah. I'll get it.
276
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,640
Oh, they're here.
277
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,041
Hi! Happy birthday! Hi!
278
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,576
Hi, kids! Come on in!
279
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,911
Come on.
280
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:09,945
It's good to see you.
281
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,547
Hi, mr. Keaton.
282
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,983
Beth, thanks for coming, o.K.?
283
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,284
Thanks for
Inviting me, jennifer.
284
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,652
I haven't been to a party
285
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,821
Since your last birthday party.
286
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,756
Me neither.
287
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,313
Look who's here.
288
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,763
Like, hi, o.K.?
289
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,330
Oh, come on over here, kids.
290
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,499
Get your party favors.
291
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,667
Party favors?
292
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,370
Oh, please.
293
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,874
Can you believe the
Cool kids in your house?
294
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,208
Oh, god.
295
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,442
Jennifer. Huh?
296
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,945
What is all this purple stuff?
297
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,179
What do you mean, chrissy?
298
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,715
It's my favorite color.
299
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,516
Jennifer, no one
Likes purple anymore.
300
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,550
It's out.
301
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:49,786
This is big trouble.
302
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,788
Why is everything
This lame color?
303
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,646
I'm going to die.
304
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,827
So, uh...
305
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,496
You, uh...
306
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,852
Come here often?
307
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,035
Give it up.
308
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,670
All right.
309
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:11,374
Can I, uh, can I have
Everyone's attention, please?
310
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,809
Well, this is a very... A
Very special occasion,
311
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,311
And we'd like to welcome
All of you to our house.
312
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,446
You're all jennifer's friends,
313
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:21,584
And, well, you're all
Very special people.
314
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,442
Give yourselves a big round
Of applause before we start.
315
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,994
Um... Let's... Let's
Start with a game.
316
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,228
You know, it's kind
Of an ice breaker.
317
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,599
What we do is tell our
Most embarrassing moment.
318
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,583
Like, how about right now?
319
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,070
O.K., who wants to go first?
320
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,706
Oh, me, me. I got lots of them.
321
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,742
You always want
To go first, skippy.
322
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,245
This is the only
Game I'm good at.
323
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,013
Like, what is it
With this party?
324
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,582
I mean, beth hooper is here.
325
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,185
She is the geek of all time.
326
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,788
Jennifer, we've got
To fix this party fast.
327
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,790
The cool kids are bored.
328
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:04,134
I know. I don't know what
To do, though, chrissy.
329
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,328
Hi.
330
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,963
Oh, hi, mal. Glad you're here.
331
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,398
Jennifer, how's it going?
332
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,566
Terrible.
333
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,924
Party favors. Oh, please.
334
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,973
Mallory, I need your help.
335
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,108
The cool kids hate my party.
336
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,576
O.K. Come with me.
337
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,580
And then there was the
Time I parachuted into france.
338
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,237
Most embarrassing.
339
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,655
Jennifer, if you
Wanted to be cool,
340
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,756
All you had to do was ask me.
341
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,824
I can show you.
342
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,593
I think I'm probably
Hopeless, mallory.
343
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,661
Jennifer, it's easy to be cool.
344
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,031
You know, all have to
Know are a few key phrases.
345
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,134
Um... Try saying "Hi."
346
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,135
Hi.
347
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,203
No. No.
348
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,704
No... Jennifer...
349
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,106
Try it like this.
350
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:54,332
Like, hi, o.K.?
351
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,236
Now... Now you try it.
352
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,386
Like, hi, o.K.?
353
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,953
Not bad, not bad.
354
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,491
What do you say when
You don't like something?
355
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,326
"I don't like that"?
356
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,261
No. Try it this way.
357
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,087
Yeeww! Gross! I want to puke!
358
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:24,273
I could never do it
That well, mallory.
359
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,775
Sure, you can.
360
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,209
It just takes practice.
361
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,278
Let's work on your walk.
362
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,480
There's a walk, too?
363
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,849
Of course. How you going to
Get from one place to another?
364
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,751
Let me see your walk.
365
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,520
You've seen me walk, mallory.
366
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,710
I haven't seen you walk cool.
367
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,155
I have neglected you, haven't I?
368
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,503
You've been busy shopping.
369
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,626
Watch me.
370
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,965
Yeeww!
371
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,416
Face it, mallory. There's
No way I'm going to get cool
372
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,318
Within the next 10 minutes.
373
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,987
Maybe I should just go
Upstairs and go to sleep.
374
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,956
No, jennifer, you've
Got to give it a try.
375
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,858
The cool kids are
Going to love you.
376
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,127
Well, I guess I have no choice.
377
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,096
That's the spirit.
378
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,265
We've got to do
Something about this hat...
379
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,101
And so, my friends,
380
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,603
Sail with us again sometime
381
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:31,162
On the s.S. Fluffy.
382
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,945
Bring a life jacket! Ha ha ha!
383
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,346
Ow!
384
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,470
Ow! Ow!
385
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:45,221
♪ good morning, starshine ♪
386
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,758
♪ the earth says hello ♪
387
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,861
♪ you twinkle above us ♪
388
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,598
♪ we twinkle below ♪
389
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,766
♪ nippy nob dooby ♪
390
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,502
♪ nibby nobby nooby ♪
391
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,503
♪ la la la ♪
392
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,959
♪ lo lo ♪♪
393
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,106
Bravo!
394
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,576
Let's hear it for
Marv and fluffy
395
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,910
And for steven keaton!
396
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,880
Come on, everybody,
Give him a big hand!
397
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,381
Thanks, guys. Thank you.
398
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,050
Thank you very much.
399
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,451
O.K. Why don't you
All come in the kitchen.
400
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,119
We'll cut the cake.
401
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,956
Oh, good. Yeah.
402
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,659
Like, this is the lamest
Thing I've ever done, o.K.?
403
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,350
Yeah, and you know,
There are no boys here.
404
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,301
Like, hi, o.K.?
405
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,437
Jennifer.
406
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,704
O.K., I'm serious.
407
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,908
I really think your
Lame party is dying.
408
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:40,242
Oh, my god!
409
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,178
I'm so embarrassed, you know?
410
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,645
You think I knew
411
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,647
How lame this party
Was going to be?
412
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,217
Forget it.
413
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,019
Well, o.K.
414
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,421
You know, like I'm 13, o.K.?
415
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,822
And my parents still treat me
416
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,092
Like I'm 12 1/2.
417
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,827
Well, don't you have
Any control over them?
418
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,495
I know, I know, like,
Right after this party,
419
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,653
I'm moving out.
420
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,835
Way to go, jen.
421
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,269
I'm really not moving out...
422
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,238
Shh!
423
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,773
Come on. Let's get out of here.
424
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,597
We'll go to my house.
425
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,851
Like, you coming
With us, or what?
426
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,376
Well, like, I can't
Leave my party, o.K.?
427
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,313
Chrissy.
428
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,616
Come on, jen.
429
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,197
O.K.
430
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,386
O.K.
431
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,642
Steven, could you read
The note one more time?
432
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:51,880
"O.K. Like, I went...
433
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,206
To, like, stacie's, o.K.?"
434
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,254
"Stacie's, o.K.?"
435
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,678
Maybe it's a dude ranch.
436
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:07,229
"I'll be, like, you
Know, home later.
437
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:12,735
"I, like, hope it's o.K., o.K.?
438
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,393
Signed... Like, jennifer."
439
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,541
Try reading every third word.
440
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,543
O.K.
441
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,547
"O.K., o.K., o.K., o.K... O.K.?"
442
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,784
At least we know she's o.K.
443
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,120
Why would she run
Out on her own party?
444
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,990
Look, dad, I don't want to
Hurt your feelings or anything,
445
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,625
But it was kind of
A childish party.
446
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,695
I mean, purple
Decorations, puppet show...
447
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,797
Maybe alex is right when
You come to think of it.
448
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,465
You know, those silly name tags,
449
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,334
A stupid puppet show...
450
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,704
All right! I really resent this!
451
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,263
Fluffy and marv are being
Made the scapegoats here.
452
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,778
They deserve better treatment.
453
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,246
Steven, they are puppets!
454
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,170
They are just hunks
Of felt and cardboard.
455
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:10,147
That's all they are
To you, huh, elyse?
456
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,963
Is jennifer back yet?
457
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,565
No, but she left us this note.
458
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,768
We think she's at a dude ranch.
459
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,871
Oh, she's at stacie's.
460
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,605
She'll only be
Staying a little while.
461
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,674
She'll be back soon.
462
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,299
Does it say in
There why she left?
463
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,280
No, but I can tell you why.
464
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,948
She thought the
Party was really dumb...
465
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,950
You know, with the
Games and the puppets.
466
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,876
O.K.! Why don't we just
Burn them at the stake?
467
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,458
Look, will you forget about your
Stupid puppets for two minutes
468
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,362
And think about your
Daughter, steven?
469
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,796
Look, jennifer was
Trying really hard
470
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,432
To impress stacie and
All those cool girls.
471
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,868
She was embarrassed
By the party,
472
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,436
So she left with them.
473
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,804
Look, I don't understand.
474
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,406
They don't strike me
As the kind of girls
475
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,841
Jennifer would want
To be friends with.
476
00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,909
What does she see in them?
477
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,477
At 13, I think you
Just want to be in
478
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,812
With the popular crowd.
479
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,915
You don't stop and think
What that crowd is like.
480
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:10,408
Well, it was your idea
To let her turn 13, elyse.
481
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,882
Like, hi, o.K.?
482
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,552
Well, she wrote the note.
483
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,634
Why did you leave, jennifer?
484
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,337
Like, didn't you,
Like, get my note?
485
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,373
I translated it for them.
486
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,808
We don't care about your note.
487
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:37,346
You had no right leaving
Here without telling us.
488
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,516
You were rude to us and
Certainly to all your guests.
489
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,984
Like, I know, mom,
490
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,853
But, like, my party
Was, like, so lame.
491
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,423
Jennifer, why are
You talking like that?
492
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,458
Like, like what?
493
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,914
Like, like that.
494
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:56,065
Like, like this is how I
Talk, like, now, o.K., dad?
495
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,800
Like, like hell you do!
496
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,625
Like, like calm down, o.K.?
497
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,140
Elyse, what...
498
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,742
I'm sorry.
499
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,144
Young lady, you go
Upstairs to your room,
500
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,079
And you don't come down
501
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,514
Until you can apologize...
502
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,716
In english.
503
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,217
O.K.
504
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,841
And stop saying "O.K."!
505
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,425
Well...
506
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,769
I say we open the presents.
507
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,098
Sit, ubu, sit.
508
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,042
Good dog.
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